0:00

answer is your phone charged?

0:03

It is. Thank you for asking sugar,

0:05

please. I

0:07

got I got a whopping sixty one per

0:09

that charge. That's what? I'll take it. I

0:12

gave I gave my phone a biscuit. It's what

0:14

you're I made biscuits

0:16

today. I did. I made Oh, but they were they were

0:18

fucking good. worth it. Work. Did

0:20

you say it to yourself when you're gonna come?

0:23

You did. Didn't you? You

0:25

thought you were like, yeah. I'm gonna have

0:27

a biscuit. than

0:30

I did. Yeah. It feels good.

0:32

It feels good to do that. Yeah.

0:35

You're you're like, two percent more

0:37

Tennessee, and now you're like, oh, I'll

0:39

make myself up. Be scared.

0:42

Most

0:42

importantly, I didn't like,

0:44

wait in line for an eight dollar biscuit.

0:46

No. You didn't like a fucking mark.

0:49

Like a jump.

0:51

I just like to point out, the

0:54

one episode where we don't have Holly

0:56

on and Holly's not on tonight.

0:57

because of technical difficulties, is the one

0:59

where

1:00

all that the the struggle to reach one thousand

1:03

is real. When Holly's on, no

1:05

problem. Oh, no. It pops. Five seconds. Go ahead

1:07

and When it's when it's fucking

1:09

misogyny after dark over here, slow

1:13

slow climb. slow, wheezy

1:16

climbed at the top of one thousand mountain.

1:19

Once we once we get that going, we might have to we

1:21

might have to set for I will not settle for nine

1:23

hundred. We will not get going. Oh, that's

1:25

it. Alrighty. The soft bigotry of

1:27

Sensors Lord experience. There

1:30

are men's rights after dark that Right?

1:32

Yep. You know,

1:34

it it's really it's the only safe it's the only

1:36

safe space for right now, the Twitter space.

1:39

Unless they wanna cancel me for my fuzzy

1:41

math. I'm saying, again, I'm seeing crying

1:44

emojis in the chat soon as Jordan

1:46

Peterson weigh then. Once again, people

1:48

not not listening to focus after dark

1:50

life are silencing white

1:53

males as as so many

1:55

parts of the world are. That's

1:57

why they won't let me on Twitter. I'm

2:01

simply too powerful. There

2:04

were that dude really said clean that dude really

2:07

said. I think you should clean your room and, like,

2:09

ten thousand dudes were like, whoa.

2:12

Whoa. bud?

2:16

Did he say that or did he say you should tell your mom

2:18

to clean your room? We're being discriminated against.

2:21

You should've got Oh, your father or your

2:23

uncle. Are we there? We did come

2:25

on. Let's let's let's let's no. Let's let's alright. Yeah.

2:27

We'll go ahead. Once once

2:30

the social media cancel culture. Stuff.

2:33

Stuff. Stuff. Stuff. We're being shadow band.

2:35

I think it's happening. You see, males

2:38

have an inherent need to dominate

2:40

social media. That

2:43

is true. Also, I can't

2:45

do math. You know you know

2:47

what it is. How can we talk over, Holly,

2:49

if she's not here? Correct.

2:51

Correct. We can do this now. But if

2:53

you think about it right now, we are talking over

2:56

every woman on Earth. Take

2:57

your teeth.

3:00

Fuck.

3:20

Forecast after dark for men.

3:25

Welcome to the full cast

3:28

after Darr. We

3:34

are here to recap the

3:36

week that was in college football

3:38

as best we can that will

3:40

include my some my assertion

3:43

that I watched the most dog shit loss

3:45

for dog shit team this year today.

3:48

Today, and I don't think everyone's

3:50

going to with me because I think they have another

3:52

dog shit team they wanna mention.

3:55

And I wanna go ahead

3:57

and introduce everyone

3:58

here. spenser hall at

3:59

ADSBS that you're listening to

4:02

me talking with Jason

4:04

Kirk and with Ryan Nanny,

4:07

aka celebrity hot tub.

4:09

We are going to

4:11

try to get through all of this. I see

4:13

in the chat, by the way, listening all

4:15

the way from beautiful Australia. Jane

4:19

Coasted shouts out to Jane

4:21

for listening from the literally

4:23

the other side of the world. And

4:25

good morning to you. Or should I say

4:27

a good day? Can I just point out

4:30

Jay Arnold? Text saying

4:32

I'm Maggie. It's just hammer

4:34

ring to your abilities. There's

4:38

surely a reason for that. It probably It

4:40

probably goes along, Spencer, with the dog

4:42

shit loss you were referring too.

4:44

Jay Jay Jay was

4:46

at the LSU Old Mist game

4:48

doing chewies today. It's with Ashok

4:50

-- He looks delicious. -- so

4:52

he had a fine time. as

4:55

as AMM days go, his

4:57

was fun. He had the best

4:59

day of any AGI. That is for sure.

5:01

That's right. I've always

5:03

appreciated when Agnes go to LSU for a

5:05

tailgate because I have to imagine it's

5:07

like showing up with the Lost Boys

5:09

for the first time. Right? When

5:11

you roll a theater pan, it's like, oh my

5:13

god. They never go

5:15

to bed. There are no soldiers

5:17

here. I'm

5:19

allowed to untuck my shirt. I'm allowed

5:21

to untuck my shirt. We untuck my

5:23

shirt, pour beer down my pants and then

5:25

drink my pants. Their hair is not

5:27

combed. Yeah. Just

5:29

watch your freaking hippies here in

5:31

Louisiana. That's

5:35

it. Yeah. That guy that guy only has one

5:37

gun as a sidearm. That's amazing.

5:39

Here I am in the Liberal Utopia of

5:41

Louisiana. No bad news.

5:44

that's his cooking gun. Be nice.

5:48

It's how I like my cigar. Alright.

5:51

So you wanna talk about AMM South Carolina I

5:53

know. God. I do know it's my fucking you

5:56

know, I don't know. The

6:00

first ever victory for the Game Cox in

6:02

this trophy rivalry,

6:05

I

6:05

believe. The

6:06

lesson the lesson is that,

6:09

yes, in the cross this is again,

6:11

everything that we say today is going to lead back to

6:14

LSU is somehow doing things

6:16

right and being competent because they

6:18

defeated their cross divisional rivalry

6:20

rival. As Billy Gomila pointed out, Okay.

6:22

I mispronounced his name again. I'm very sorry,

6:24

buddy. But I'm very excited about how

6:26

bad your rival is. That would be

6:28

Texas a and m. who's in the same division,

6:31

but lost to their cross divisional rival. Okay?

6:33

because unless you defeated Florida earlier this

6:35

season handily, y'all

6:37

play South Carolina, as your cross

6:39

divisional rival. And, Moe, did we

6:41

mock this? The essential

6:43

Kenny Hill, Kenny The Thrill Hill

6:45

game, between Texas A and M

6:47

and South Carolina. And yet,

6:49

and yet, what

6:51

does A and M do, but immediately faced

6:53

plant? when they enter this game,

6:55

going down seventeen to three,

6:57

mounting a valiant comeback, and then

7:00

getting stopped out, getting

7:02

absolutely matched out on the

7:04

last two drives by

7:08

five and two South

7:10

Carolina. Capitalism is a lie.

7:12

And I'm not gonna tell that to you for reasons

7:14

that there's a better system. I don't have any

7:16

alternative. but I do know this. Jimbo

7:18

Fisher makes the money whether they suck

7:20

or not. They suck. They

7:23

suck so bad. the incentives

7:25

have failed. The budgets have

7:28

crashed. I have nothing to tell you

7:30

other than you have in year five. Ninety

7:32

five million dollars into a dude

7:34

who is coaching you into being martial.

7:36

That's what you're facing. Hey. Hey.

7:38

Hey. Marshall beat Notre Dame. So beat

7:42

James Medicine, and I don't think any of them

7:44

can do that. I don't think

7:46

that's right. Did Jim you beat App

7:48

State? Right. Right. Right. Right. There we have a positive

7:50

path to a and f camera travel. And

7:53

at the time, we were like Oh, that's

7:55

abstating. That's, you know, that's like perpetual

7:57

Cinderella. Right? That's little

7:59

glass Joe. South Carolina is like the

8:01

anti app state. South Carolina.

8:03

Literally. In every way, they're always

8:06

supposed to be. Man

8:08

man, South Carolina's crap state. You asked

8:10

him to know. And

8:12

you know who you don't wanna see. coming

8:15

down the sidewalk when you just left the

8:17

bar with five hundred dollars

8:19

in cash and no ability to defend

8:21

yourself after twelve drinks. That's right.

8:23

Shane Beamer. Big Shane eats your

8:25

money. Big Shane's gonna take it.

8:29

Shane Beamer is like, they've made me

8:31

sixty grand a year, but they let me carry

8:33

nunchucks. That's

8:36

why I'm in South Carolina for life,

8:38

brother. in the world. like

8:40

that he appears genuinely stunned every

8:42

time they win. Yeah. She knows nothing

8:44

like all of these kids so much. Oh

8:46

my god. We fucking yes. It

8:48

is a very it is a like, we just had a

8:51

buzzer beater in March Madness. I don't

8:53

know how we I don't

8:55

know how we beat you, but, you know,

8:57

it's a sad degree here. To be

8:59

fair, This one did have more

9:02

drama than it really needed to.

9:04

Shockwave. It was it was clear for like an

9:06

hour South Carolina was gonna

9:08

win. it came down to, you know,

9:10

Caroline had a nine not a nine point

9:12

lead. A and

9:12

M hits the the field goal with seventeen

9:15

seconds to go. and then gets the on

9:17

side kick and then this was this was

9:19

the part of this game that struck me the most

9:22

with

9:22

ten seconds to go attempted

9:24

the fifty ish yard hail Mary quarterback

9:27

what about didn't appear capable of throwing it

9:29

that far, which is fine. No shame there.

9:32

But Shouldn't you know that and

9:34

use some of those ten seconds to get within

9:36

his range? Nope.

9:38

It was the weirdest shit you've ever seen.

9:40

You hired as coach because he's

9:42

good thinking of football plays.

9:44

Well well, he makes ninety five million

9:46

dollars when you don't, Jason, so who's racist?

9:48

Who's that? So the monkeys, I think they have

9:50

this boy on his has

9:52

clapped itself firmly the jimos

9:54

back in my ear. The invisible

9:56

hand swatted that ball out of the

9:58

sky well before the goal line.

10:00

So this drops a and

10:02

m to what? Three and four now? Yep.

10:05

Okay.

10:05

Let's talk So I look I look I look

10:08

there are all three of us. schedule all three of us

10:10

look at the schedule. I didn't even this you

10:12

you guys get to the schedule. Oh, it's This

10:14

is this is what I looked at. The last

10:17

time A and M was below five hundred

10:19

in October. Uh-huh. Ryan Tana

10:21

Hill was a freshman in the team.

10:23

A freshman wide receiver.

10:26

That's how long ago that was. AMM

10:27

joined the brand new Big

10:30

in nineteen ninety six. And since

10:32

then, this is the number of years in

10:34

which they have three or fewer

10:35

losses. Three losses is not

10:38

necessarily amazing season, but it's pretty

10:40

good. They've done

10:40

that three times. In that same

10:42

time span, wazoo has done

10:44

it five times.

10:47

This

10:47

this I mean, like, every

10:50

every mean thing we say about

10:52

Texas is

10:53

probably actually about Texas

10:56

them. The more that I think about it. Or

10:58

at least both. It's it's

11:00

yes. It's not not about it.

11:02

And that's what it is. Just

11:04

by the way, in the chat, j Arnold,

11:06

ANM grad, and former player

11:08

for ANM Absolutely fucking

11:11

hampering the cry emoji.

11:13

So he's just hitting though over it.

11:15

It's all I see on the screen. It's

11:17

huge. He's also coming today and going labs getting

11:19

cooked. Like,

11:23

AMM in twenty twenty two is, like,

11:25

meeting somebody who is somehow

11:27

currently the CEO of blockbuster

11:29

video. It's like you was.

11:32

The world has left you behind

11:34

so long ago. What? stop

11:36

doing this. Like, but you you own

11:38

blockbuster and you

11:40

owe all the fees that haven't

11:42

been paid. but you also wanna brag about this

11:44

contract. But you also wanna brag about

11:46

being blockbuster and how awesome

11:48

that is? Block you don't know this, but

11:50

blockbuster won the video rental championship

11:52

nineteen fifteen. That's a lot more recent

11:54

than A and M's most recent time. That

11:56

is more recent. Oh, nineteen

11:59

fifteen. Is that what you

11:59

said? Excuse me. Alright. Excuse me. That that is

12:02

the correct area. Yeah.

12:04

I also have more stats for you,

12:07

more records, more information, from

12:09

Bruce Feldman. AMM

12:11

has lost its last four games against

12:13

unranked FBS opponents. Oh,

12:15

she's Jimbo Fisher. What? No. No. We

12:17

got more deaths spiral there in this coming

12:19

year. And Jimbo Fisher is two

12:21

and six in the Aggie's last eight

12:23

against FBS competition. If

12:25

they were also last they're also last

12:27

in the SEC in scoring. This is more

12:29

from Bruce. And number one hundred

12:32

eleven entering today, They've got nine games

12:34

against FVS opponents without scoring more

12:36

than twenty four points. Tomorrow,

12:38

it'll mark more than a year since A and

12:40

M scored more than that in a

12:42

game. This is A and M is

12:44

a fancy state. You have to sit for

12:46

one day. And

12:48

he costs ninety five. a

12:51

dog. a and m

12:53

is if m c state knew how

12:55

to knew how to press a pair of pants and

12:57

had a really cool dog. That shit. It's

12:59

just sad. Hey,

13:01

and it was just beveled cow. Oh

13:05

my god. I

13:07

thought I was me, man.

13:09

Good. God. That's it's

13:11

bad. Alright. So do do the do the schedule thing.

13:13

Do the schedule thing. You know the but

13:15

Nebraska that stays up late. Schedule

13:19

thing. How are you courting Nebraska?

13:23

That's terrible thing. I

13:26

maintain those jokes as good.

13:31

Like, I like to say do I like to say do

13:33

basic ball mill jokes at midnight yell that

13:35

are so bad. Like, You know

13:37

how dumb an LSU

13:39

tiger is? How dumb are

13:41

they? Someone drove up in a car

13:43

and the tiger was like, let's wrong with

13:45

your horse. Well, get

13:47

a spooked. But but but

13:49

like with, like, random pauses

13:51

between, like, every eight words, saw

13:53

a car or whatever. And

13:56

and

13:56

it's what what's fucked about it is it's,

13:58

like, these

13:59

jokes

14:00

didn't make haven't made you good in the

14:02

last

14:02

years. Why are we sticking to

14:04

this? I think the jokes just keep getting

14:06

older to try to go back to that. I see fifteen

14:08

areas. I see. Alright. We're

14:10

gonna we're gonna do these in galic

14:12

to see if they can take maybe.

14:17

Schedule schedule walk up next. Give

14:19

me a w or an l will miss.

14:22

I will say that's an l.

14:24

Three and five. Alright.

14:26

You too are biased on this one, but they're gonna

14:28

play the aggregators. Every

14:31

Florida game feels like a coin flip, so

14:33

I don't know, Spencer, do you wanna take win or loss

14:35

and I'll take the other one? possible,

14:37

Spencer's Frozen. I think Spencer's Frozen.

14:39

Although he does look like he's just contemplating

14:41

his thumb. Right? Counterplating

14:45

the agonist. Alright. So

14:47

just Jason. Alright. So if it's up to me,

14:49

I'll be the optimist and I'll say Florida

14:51

wins. Florida Florida

14:53

wins. Okay. Alright. At

14:55

Auburn. I will give that one to

14:57

Anna and Spencer's gone.

14:59

Spencer's gone. Spencer's gone, but still

15:01

in the space. Can you if you all can

15:03

hear him on the space, dropping in a minute. Oh, he's

15:05

definitely talking on the spaces. We can't we

15:07

can't hear him on the That's amazing. That's

15:12

technology. Oh, alright.

15:14

Up next for you, and then we have u mass.

15:16

I have to give that to him. If they lose

15:18

the u mass, like, At

15:21

that point, the global economy should

15:23

intentionally collapse so that jimbo's buyout

15:25

means nothing. Can

15:27

I wonder, like, does you mass even have

15:29

enough money to page info, like,

15:31

literally the university -- No. -- not the

15:33

football program. No. Like endowments and

15:35

shit. No. Alright. So it all comes

15:37

down to this rival re week two

15:39

days after Thanksgiving, Texas a

15:41

and m versus

15:42

LSU. So the only reason I'm

15:44

gonna say a and m wins is because that's

15:46

not what's supposed to happen. Mhmm.

15:48

So I'll give AMM that one. Alright.

15:50

So AMM has just punched their

15:53

ticket. Launched to six too.

15:55

Collegeable. Pretty sweetheart. So

15:57

he tweeted about by the bowl season again.

15:59

A and

15:59

M has secured a trip to the

16:02

independents bowl or there of -- Yeah. -- in

16:04

a year in which they started number six in the

16:06

country with the number one

16:08

recruiting class with hey, Spencer's back

16:10

on the Zoom. with

16:12

jimbo as, like, Satan's

16:14

Crypto night nemesis. Was the

16:16

storyline? Yep. Gosh. That was a long

16:18

time ago. Yep.

16:20

and and and rampantly cheating,

16:23

allegedly. Rampantly cheating.

16:25

Mhmm.

16:25

To go three. Excuse

16:28

me. For what? Hi. Jesus. Spencer

16:31

back on the line. And I got bored and safe.

16:33

Oh, man. Hi. So so

16:35

Spencer, we went through the sketch I

16:38

generously gave them six and six, and

16:40

they'll they'll make bold eligibility. Oh, did

16:42

you say they'd beat Florida that's No. I

16:44

said Florida would win, but I said they'd beat LSU

16:47

because that game won't happen the way it's

16:49

supposed to happen. Oh, I don't see

16:51

any chance of that happening. I'm gonna go

16:53

ahead and put let's put a bit five seven.

16:55

Okay. Alright. I

16:57

love it. Here's

16:58

the fucked up thing. Even if we are

17:01

completely wrong and they run.

17:03

They run

17:03

through the rest of the schedule. It's

17:05

still a complete failure of the season.

17:07

Yeah. It's still a four loss

17:09

season where you, like, won't

17:12

finish

17:12

I

17:12

don't know. You'll maybe finish third

17:15

in the

17:15

division at that point. It's

17:18

a bow. You hate to

17:20

say that. Thank thank god for Albert

17:22

though. Right? Thank god for Albert

17:25

Khan. It's a terrible people

17:27

ever. Otherwise, you'd be the we tire fire

17:29

around. III

17:29

already tweeted about this, but I'll bring it up

17:32

briefly. Today, BONICS threw as many

17:34

touchdowns as Auburn has thrown

17:36

all season.

17:37

five. Maybe I'm back. He

17:39

looks so he looks

17:41

so much happier out there.

17:44

I hope he embraced everything about the

17:46

Oregon lifestyle. I hope he's like, yeah, I

17:48

gotta go parisale while I'm high on it at

17:50

a moment. But he's lost all

17:53

trace of his accent. He's driving out

17:55

back around. He's feeling good about

17:57

vibes. He's like, yeah, you know,

17:59

my girlfriend got me

17:59

into crystals. It's cool. Like, he's

18:03

yeah.

18:03

I I missed Chick fil A for, like, forty eight hours

18:05

and then just kinda forgot about it.

18:07

Yeah. You know?

18:07

Like, it's not that good. It's been

18:10

really nice. He's

18:13

like, you know what? I like

18:15

my tea. Just you know like tea, man. I don't need

18:17

to put a whole lot of sugar in. Yeah. I don't it's

18:20

crazy. I love you. I don't I

18:22

don't need a candy bar in my tea anymore. What's

18:26

wrong with you? He's turned

18:29

against everything he stood for, which

18:32

was playing the weirdest football. It's

18:34

interesting. You're playing the weirdest football.

18:36

Did did you all watch

18:38

the Oregon UCLA game? I

18:41

I watched the the the pull away. I watched

18:43

Oregon hit the jets on

18:45

UCLA. BOHA! BOHA! BOHA! BOHA! like,

18:51

his decision making was

18:53

great. It

18:53

was, like, he would take the ball and it

18:55

was, like, step step, step, ball out.

18:57

Step, step, like, he

18:59

hit

18:59

deep passes, he

19:02

ramble ball, like, smartly and

19:04

intentionally. Ponex was a

19:06

fucking killer in this game. No

19:08

trace of any of the, like, the

19:10

I think what happened in

19:11

Georgia was that was him, like, puking all

19:14

the Albert out of his system.

19:16

like that was the detox of the all

19:18

all the Auburn that was left. The

19:21

purge. Yes. I'm looking at his

19:23

pass his career pass rating by

19:25

year -- Yeah. -- twenty five. twenty

19:27

three. One thirty. One fifty seven.

19:29

Yes. Yes. Like

19:31

he's he's having a great time. The

19:33

the Georgia game was what it

19:36

was. But every like, and he's had some weird

19:38

moments since then as well. But this game specifically,

19:40

he was lights fucking out.

19:42

It was it was really fun to

19:45

watch, honestly. both of these teams, but, like,

19:47

there was one punt in this game, and Oregon was

19:49

the one that had it. Simple.

19:51

It is maybe this is

19:53

why this is this is basically why

19:56

every QB should transfer once. So I've already

19:58

but I've already fucked up the order, and I'm sorry. Because

20:00

we

20:00

said we were gonna do this. Alright. So go

20:02

let's go back on the schedule. Remind

20:04

me remind me where AMM

20:06

has its wins already. So

20:08

let's see. They did beat

20:11

Miami. Right? Let's talk let's talk about It'd

20:13

be in Arkansas. Yeah. It'd be

20:15

Sam Houston. Sam Houston. Sam

20:17

Houston is trying very hard and Arkansas is

20:19

going through it and needs some space.

20:22

Yeah. Yep.

20:22

Well, what about Miami? What about Miami? Miami. I

20:24

was like, what did anybody

20:26

anybody have any information on

20:28

what they did? say. I

20:30

don't know. You see,

20:32

I could check this here in score.

20:34

Well, the the the

20:36

school of Turnover ver chain fame,

20:41

coughed it up eight times

20:46

after retiring the turnover chain.

20:48

Okay. But they were probably playing,

20:50

like, clemson or somebody

20:52

with, like, ridiculous

20:54

defense. Right? have an answer. Yeah.

20:57

They were playing they were playing

20:59

fucking dude.

21:03

Dude starting QB at

21:05

a hundred and thirty six yards.

21:07

A total passing. Oh, but

21:09

maybe they ran for, like, five

21:11

hundred. No. No. Just a tiny two hundred. Respectable.

21:14

Surely, all these turnovers. All it did was,

21:16

like, it made it so, like, dukes,

21:19

like, squeaked out a bullshit victory. Right?

21:21

Like It is forty five twenty

21:23

one, Jason. Do you do you know so

21:25

so that's a margin of twenty four. Do you know how many

21:28

points do scored off How many? Twenty

21:30

four points or hit

21:32

the number on the goddamn head.

21:36

This park score is

21:38

a prime. This is

21:41

Kathy, turn the thinking of

21:43

the

21:43

boat show. Like like

21:47

Miami Miami a and m was a

21:50

ranked ranked match up at

21:51

the time. and

21:53

there like, some heat some some heat on

21:55

it. And man, that was stupid.

21:57

And man, Miami

21:58

sure did lose it.

22:01

This this may be. This is the MTSU loss.

22:04

I can't believe I'm I

22:07

don't know. I don't know about

22:09

that. Have you seen have you seen

22:11

when MTSU has done since then? They've been they've been

22:13

fine. Don't look. Okay. Got it.

22:15

MTU has never for has never

22:17

been fine. For the record. MTU

22:21

since beating Miami and going on here

22:23

every television and radio program

22:25

they could to brag about it. Lost

22:28

new TSA by fifteen. lost

22:30

to UAB by twenty seven

22:33

and lost

22:33

to Western Kentucky by

22:35

eighteen. They were involved. these

22:37

are all better teams than Miami. True.

22:41

That's special. The difficulty is they

22:43

are working their way through the World Combat

22:45

Latter. Miami was an easy fidelity

22:47

victory. So Except they keep

22:49

working their way down on the horrible combat

22:52

ladder. They've already I think they approved their

22:54

point. Here's the thing. We've

22:57

we've said enough. Our point is that we are

22:59

not good at football. We would like to stop

23:01

proofing this point. We are better than

23:03

Miami at football. I I'm just

23:05

thankful as I'm thankful as a Florida fan that

23:07

Miami exists. So don't

23:09

worry. You're like, look at those guys.

23:11

Mhmm. Jeez. Mhmm. Yeah. Florida

23:13

Florida and Miami fans are really

23:14

locked in a, like, that

23:17

fucking idiot. And and just, like, one

23:19

upping each other, very careful way as the

23:21

season goes on. And they both they

23:23

both still have to

23:24

play Florida state, which is also gonna be

23:26

fun. Yeah.

23:27

Also, like, we have to play Georgia. So I'm gonna get in these

23:29

eight turnovers before next weekend. Oh,

23:31

yeah. That's fine. That's fine.

23:33

Before Anthony Richardson froze

23:35

ten picks in a game. I don't listen.

23:38

I know that you and I approached this differently and

23:40

we're this is Florida didn't even play today,

23:42

so we're not gonna talk about this long. Is there anything

23:44

that could happen in the Florida Georgia game

23:46

that would make you mad. That would make you

23:48

look, oh, no. Right.

23:51

Right.

23:51

You know why? because George not fucking Duke.

23:54

You gave this

23:57

is you wanna know, like, seriously, you

23:59

gave Duke on the

23:59

football field what Duke gives his graduates in

24:02

real life. Eight turnovers to

24:04

start. That's what you get. Right?

24:06

Like, I got that prime

24:08

consultancy. That's eight turnovers.

24:11

I saw I wanna I wanna

24:13

get this right because it's it's

24:15

just stupid. Alright. This is from

24:17

our friend lieutenant Winslow on Twitter. Six

24:20

of six of Duke's fifteen

24:22

possessions today started inside the

24:24

Miami thirty.

24:25

And

24:28

the reason think the reason is

24:30

that it's not more than that is

24:33

because, like, two of the turn offers were,

24:35

like, big six. So I

24:37

think we would count too. y'all

24:39

are playing a fucking half court

24:42

basketball. Man. Man.

24:44

So as of now, three times and

24:47

five seasons Miami has started

24:49

ranked and finished unranked. I'm gonna go ahead

24:51

and aggressively. I'm gonna go ahead and count this year

24:53

on that list. I think that's That

24:55

is difficult to do because you have to be both

24:57

bad while people

24:59

making people think you're good. Right? It's a it's a

25:01

tricky balance to pull off. There's only

25:03

a few schools that can do it. Miami

25:05

is high on that list. Here is the thing

25:07

that might be unique. I this

25:09

cannot possibly many times

25:11

in college football history. Miami

25:13

has started ranked

25:13

finish unranked three times in five

25:15

years with three different head coaches. That's tough to

25:18

do. They're gonna fix. It's fine. This will

25:20

fix it. Mhmm. This will be the one. This

25:22

is the one who will make it stop. This is the

25:24

one. Let's let's play the schedule

25:26

game with Jamie's remaining schedule.

25:28

Okay. I'll call him out and you guys give me winter

25:30

loss. Next week,

25:31

Virginia.

25:32

virginia Loss.

25:34

Virginia posted the

25:36

first funny Vic three

25:39

photoshop I have seen in, like, a

25:41

year. Just a a

25:43

really, really low effort. Like,

25:47

it looks like their game because it's a second life

25:49

screen cap of, like, somebody bug

25:51

spraying a a it it looks

25:53

like a hornet's nest or something. Like, it's

25:55

it's not it's not It doesn't

25:57

appear to me to be yellow jacket snass, but

25:59

the

25:59

point was made. It was an

26:02

excellent graphic unironically loved

26:04

it. looking forward to another one

26:06

about them, like, spraying a hurricane.

26:08

It was the exact same bottle.

26:10

It's the same. Correct. Yes. Okay.

26:14

Florida state.

26:15

lol Lost.

26:17

Georgia

26:19

Tech. When? Alright.

26:21

Klompson. Oh, oh, sorry.

26:24

Lost. Lost. It was

26:26

like I was at it. I'm in front of,

26:28

like, it was sort of, like, was

26:30

like, surely, I've already said loss by now.

26:33

And last, finishing the

26:35

season, hosting railing

26:37

AC, so Jyp, you know, Pittsburgh. Pat

26:41

Narduzzi hates his team, so

26:45

loss. Yeah.

26:46

gonna go win. I'm gonna go no.

26:49

I'll I'll I'll give him that one.

26:51

I'll give him the win. I'll give him the win

26:53

over pet. Yeah. Pitts Pitts

26:56

isn't a real yeah. Pitts

26:58

are real struggle machine right now.

27:00

Pitts that by design, I

27:02

think I think we have we have Miami not

27:04

bowling, I believe. Correct. III think,

27:06

generously, that gave him five and

27:09

seven. Oh, god, Jason. I just saw

27:11

the victory Friday. It's

27:14

awesome. It's so good. This is

27:16

a cuss shit. It's like,

27:18

if there is no one on the field, there

27:20

is no markings on the field, the field

27:22

has no no sensation of grass

27:24

to it. The crowd is like four

27:26

rows high. What stadium is this?

27:28

There's an expansive grass

27:30

behind the proud, and then there's a

27:32

building of some sort. And

27:34

then there's like a roof

27:36

that the insect

27:38

nest is hanging from. It's

27:40

awesome. or it's or it's freestanding?

27:42

I don't know which one, but -- Yeah.

27:44

-- floating? Yeah. The yeah.

27:46

It's just floating, and he appears to be

27:48

without great energy enthusiasm --

27:51

Sprague. -- yes. Anti

27:53

yellow jacket spray on

27:56

this alien pod. It's

27:58

very Friday, very FCC levels.

28:00

Just like, fuck that

28:02

thing. Fuck that particular thing.

28:04

III hope the FCC's social

28:07

media people are just issuing memos all

28:09

around being, like, shittier. Worse.

28:12

Take your of this too.

28:14

Be like this. Be like Virginia.

28:16

the the the worst part was when you do

28:19

something like this, and we have another record we're

28:21

gonna talk about, I think. But when you

28:23

when you turn the ball over eight

28:25

times and name, which is just fucking hard.

28:27

Like, it's really fucking hard to do

28:29

that. Everybody

28:30

everybody goes scurrying to

28:33

football

28:33

reference or whatever to sort of say, like, when

28:35

is the last time this happened? And you

28:38

end

28:38

up getting polls about, like, the last time this

28:40

happened. It was Nebraska had a loss to Iowa state where

28:43

neither team scored more than ten points.

28:45

Congratulations Miami, you had a

28:47

great day.

28:48

Oh, yeah. I remember that game.

28:51

Yeah. Thank you

28:53

to by the way, thank you

28:55

to Who is this? Broomoma.

28:57

At Broomoma, who is made a

28:59

gift of j Arnold repeatedly hitting

29:01

the sad gesture in

29:04

your comments. It's spamming

29:08

the tears. It's also really unfortunate

29:10

that, like, look, Miami, you're

29:12

playing Duke at home.

29:14

Duke now has a winning streak over Miami

29:17

in in South

29:19

Florida. Oh,

29:19

not Colorado. You get the

29:21

idea. yeah, wherever they are.

29:23

So that's unfortunate on the highway

29:25

exit where the stadium moves. But,

29:28

like, your

29:28

this is supposed to be a Laylow Week where

29:31

it's just like, I don't know.

29:32

Miami beats Duke by Ted and nobody really

29:34

pays attention, you know, whatever.

29:36

But instead,

29:36

you did this at the same

29:38

time that the school your coach just

29:40

left, fucking hammered GCLA.

29:42

And not just hammered GCLA. I

29:44

mean,

29:44

it was quote, it it was a fifteen point game. UCLA

29:46

played well. But Oregon did

29:49

this

29:49

in such a, like, smooth

29:51

and well executed and,

29:54

like, combination of

29:56

coaches putting players in position to

29:58

succeed. And meanwhile, Mario

29:59

Cristobal after his team turns fall

30:02

over eight times to lose a

30:04

Duke by twenty four is, like,

30:06

if people don't wanna play hard here, they

30:08

should get out. if

30:12

immediately Like like,

30:14

if you have the a turnover

30:16

game, just be like, guys, this is flaky

30:18

and weird and bad, but it's not gonna

30:20

happen every week. don't Yeah. You

30:21

don't If that's the excuse not,

30:23

don't throw the players under the bus when

30:25

that's right there. You don't

30:28

have to

30:28

go in and say, Hey.

30:31

About the eight turnovers. It's like the

30:33

it's like the night when dad burns

30:36

dinner, orders and

30:38

orders pizza, it takes ninety minutes

30:40

because you ordered from the dumb pizza

30:42

place. It's not the place that you know we'll get

30:44

it there in thirty five minutes.

30:46

No. No. You don't talk about that

30:48

because everyone is so incensed,

30:50

enraged, and tired. You eat

30:52

dinner at nine forty five, you don't,

30:54

Yon. You're not tired.

30:57

You're proud of your dad. No. And everyone's

30:59

like dad. I was

31:01

real fucked up.

31:03

But we're not gonna die. got

31:06

it. we got pizza. That's the other thing.

31:08

He said, in that scenario, you get pizza.

31:10

And the scenario Why don't you do it by

31:12

twenty five? Why don't you guys

31:15

Why have you gotten pizza whatsoever?

31:18

Too extraordinary pizza.

31:20

I'm not sure if I have late pizza than

31:22

a lot to do. That's when

31:24

a delivery man shows up and robs your

31:27

house. Eight times.

31:29

Eight times. Truly,

31:32

he won't you practice me. The delivery the

31:34

delivery man is circling the block.

31:36

You're peeking out. You get the lights

31:39

turned off peeking out through the blind so fuck. He's a

31:41

very man. Hey, man. My car I only

31:43

have a Civic here, so I can't hold that much,

31:45

but I'm gonna be back just to

31:47

be clear. I'll

31:49

be back for more of your pizza.

31:53

Yes. You owe me pizza.

31:56

come to my house also. I need you to bring that flat screen because it

31:58

won't fit in the Civic. I'll be back

32:00

in thirty minutes. Let's start cooking.

32:03

Man.

32:03

man

32:04

Yeah. This was a day of dark

32:07

comedy. This was basically like a

32:09

grim day of dark

32:11

comedies. I would like to share some of my

32:13

favorites with who. Your

32:15

guesses don't

32:17

count. I'm gonna make you do it anyway.

32:20

Eight

32:21

first downs.

32:22

Yes.

32:24

one one

32:25

of thirteen on third down. Oh,

32:27

I know this one. What are we at four at

32:29

four? I needed the second thing along.

32:31

sing along if you know it, folks. Oh, here we go. Are

32:33

we adding in six turnovers as well?

32:35

He should turn to six.

32:38

You should. because we're describing

32:40

our beloved Iowa guys. Oh

32:42

god. The darkest comedy of

32:44

all. I wanna point

32:46

something out about their their performance against

32:48

Ohio State. Alright? Yes. Because

32:51

of that

32:52

outpouring of turnovers, they basically did

32:54

a Miami's worth of turnovers without

32:57

doing

32:57

Amy's worth of offense. Ohio

32:59

State had scoring drives of

33:02

twenty four yards, seventeen

33:04

Fifteen yards, four

33:07

yards, one yard, and a

33:09

pick six. People

33:11

have joked all year about,

33:13

like, whether Iowa should just punt on

33:15

first down whether they'd be better off punting on

33:17

first down. This is the game where I think that

33:19

was literally true. Like,

33:22

imagine Iowa's six turnovers that

33:24

they accumulate by attempting to

33:26

offense and replace those with punts by

33:28

their really good pun monetary taylor.

33:30

That's like three hundred yards

33:33

that they squandered by attempting to do

33:35

offense. Like, Ohio State would have had to

33:37

try to score points. And,

33:39

like, Ohio State didn't have some

33:41

amazing day of offense. Like, Iowa's defense

33:43

relatively speaking, played its

33:45

ass off. They they held Ohio

33:47

State well below their season got

33:49

really large per play. They they got they

33:51

got Iowa the lead briefly in this game.

33:53

They scored They have to They scored

33:55

far more points than I was

33:58

offenseed. Yeah. I I am

33:59

sincerely convinced that if I0I had pawned on

34:02

every first down, they would have given up

34:04

fewer points points and they would have scored more

34:06

points because their actual touchdown unit would have been on the

34:08

field. This this

34:10

this like It feels

34:12

like I've said this every week, but this was the

34:14

most Iowa game, because this was the game

34:16

where it was true. They should have just

34:18

pointed every time they touched the

34:20

ball.

34:20

Yeah. Yeah. By the way,

34:22

the camera people are now onto it. They're onto the Brian Ferrance thing

34:24

because they had a camera trained

34:26

on

34:28

brine parents the

34:29

entire game. And every time they something bad, Brian Verint's on

34:32

cue. A sucker. Don't

34:34

don't even take the bait.

34:37

would express emotion. And

34:42

And that's not don't do

34:44

that. We know, dude. Do you know they have a

34:46

camera on? you. It's only gonna get worse. What

34:49

could he do though? What what what's

34:51

what's the cool thing, Brian? Verint's gonna

34:53

do. Big thumbs up. Plaza cartoonish

34:56

positivity, lot of clapping. Right?

34:58

Yeah. Yeah. I think you should

35:00

just keep putting on more sunglasses. like,

35:04

keep, like, stacking them on top of each other. It's

35:06

a good bed bed. What a fucking cool goose

35:08

where this nothing phases Brian

35:12

Ferrance. He's got eighteen pairs of sunglasses falling off his head,

35:14

but he's not worried. You

35:16

know what? Some absolute football guy,

35:18

Moreon, is gonna love that it'd

35:21

be like, he's so cool. That projects

35:24

confidence. That's right. confidence. He's his

35:26

team hasn't given up on it. Look at all

35:28

those sunglasses. fear lives in the eyes, and you can't even tell he has them

35:30

because he's got all the sunglasses on.

35:32

His feet his feet are so

35:34

bright. His sunglasses were so

35:36

bright. He's

35:38

It is look at that. That guy's on phase. That's the

35:40

guy I won't run-in my offense. Like,

35:42

seriously, Pat Arguinci would see that, and

35:44

he would absolutely feel like Vince

35:47

man in the, like, hospice. Right?

35:50

But, like,

35:52

fall over in his

35:55

chair. I just

35:56

all the all the

35:58

answers that Gary

35:59

BARDA and Kirk Ference give, like, they're

36:02

all the same they're

36:04

all just, like, well, I don't know if you

36:05

know this, but we've had a good football team in the

36:07

past, and we'll evaluate everybody with the

36:09

season is dying. Just

36:12

like They should just they should just hand out cards. They should just be,

36:14

like, whatever your these are the three possible answers

36:16

to your questions. Yeah. Here. That's

36:20

it. this is a creep. reset the creep. Like yeah.

36:22

It like, they should just say, like,

36:24

the whole coaching staff is

36:25

coming back next year.

36:27

Yeah. Just what are why are we doing

36:30

this? Right. We're all related to each other,

36:32

and no one is leaving

36:34

this family. You will watch this shit again next year.

36:36

Everyone knows it. I don't care that

36:38

your brother is farting in bed all

36:40

day. You will love him.

36:42

You will your

36:44

brother, good night. You don't wear my brother. I don't wear the socks

36:46

on you. Times he has failed

36:50

to punt. This big, stinky

36:52

house is our house,

36:54

and it's not gonna get

36:56

to smell it any better anytime soon.

36:58

Have you thought about opening window.

37:00

Absolutely not. No. Absolutely not. That's how offense

37:03

gets in. Like like

37:06

they are they're the most seriously, they're

37:08

the most,

37:10

like, fuck you. We are getting to retire that duo

37:12

I have ever seen in my life. That

37:14

is the that is the entire point. In

37:16

case I have taught I have

37:18

taught French at this high school for eighteen

37:20

years and I only have two more to go

37:22

and I don't give a fuck if you pass the

37:24

AP. I don't give a fuck at all. Hey,

37:27

that bank over there is being robbed lieutenant. Do you

37:29

think you nope. Retiring in a day. I've seen

37:31

that movie. Not doing it. No. It's

37:33

too many yards away. Speaking

37:36

of those, Iowa was already last in the

37:38

country in those. And then today, it

37:40

got worse. And they still have to

37:43

Purdue, Wisconsin, and Minnesota. If

37:46

if

37:46

if they if they finish last in total

37:48

yardage, don't stat, but it very

37:51

much flies here. The only power five teams to finish last in Total Guards

37:53

in the past fifteen years were twenty sixteen

37:56

rutgers and the Wake Forest team that was in the

37:58

Frank Beamers zero

37:59

zero Me. That's your company, Iowa. Jason, I want I want

38:02

you to do me a favor and look at something

38:04

live for me. Go

38:06

to Spencer go find on

38:08

CFP reference, Spencer Petrie's

38:10

first start as an IO quarterback.

38:12

I think it's in twenty

38:14

twenty or so. Mhmm.

38:16

He's been there a long time. He started a lot of games, but I want you to

38:18

I want you to read off his stat line

38:21

from his first start.

38:23

Well, in that particular game, twenty

38:25

eighteen, there was an

38:28

attempt, not a completion. No.

38:30

No.

38:30

That's not his start. Like, go go to the

38:32

first game here. Yeah. The first the first game where you

38:34

can tell, like, oh, he was the starter. He threw a

38:36

lot of Gotcha. A lot of passes.

38:39

Yeah. Okay. Is it not in twenty nineteen? It might be

38:42

twenty nineteen. I don't know. I'm gonna look this

38:44

up at CFP stats. Okay. That retails me

38:46

to go. Either

38:48

one works. So Alex Alex

38:50

Padilla is the backup to

38:52

Spencer Petris. And when he came in,

38:55

in the second half, he threw

38:57

a pick. Yeah.

38:58

Yeah. First first. The

39:01

system works. The system

39:03

works. He came in. Just set up and put your

39:05

marks. Immediately, gun to pick. Okay. I'm

39:07

ready now, Ryan. Okay. It looks it

39:10

looks like in the first start was the thirty

39:12

nine attempts. Yep, followed

39:14

by a game with fifty

39:16

attempts. Okay. And and in that first

39:18

start, that's the that's a Purdue game.

39:20

Right? Yes.

39:21

How many yards z throw four.

39:23

Two hundred sixty five. Do think he will ever come close

39:25

to that in the rest

39:28

of his Iowa

39:30

career because his yards this

39:32

year are not including this

39:34

game, 109

39:35

ninety two, one seventy

39:38

five, one forty eight, two forty six against Michigan,

39:40

almost all of which came late,

39:42

and one seventy against

39:43

Illinois. That's his career

39:46

high. Like, So

39:47

what I'm

39:48

seeing here is, you

39:51

know, every year in the

39:53

NFL, there's like week thirteen. We look up like

39:55

that that guy? Yes. He's gonna be the

39:57

quarterback of the the the Ravens

39:59

once

39:59

Lamar Jackson's -- Yes, sir. -- leaves for

40:02

his right

40:02

home in Atlanta. Spencer Petrie

40:05

is going to start, like,

40:08

what? Twenty eight games,

40:10

thirty games for Iowa. and his

40:12

his yardage tie, the

40:14

way things

40:14

are going, is going to be his first

40:16

start against Purdue in twenty twenty. So one

40:18

might say he was getting worse with

40:21

TDR exposure. It's it's like a if

40:23

a quarterback had a half life.

40:25

Honestly, yeah, he's he's devolving.

40:27

He's decaying over time.

40:29

A half life. which which is you can continually get closer

40:31

and closer and closer to the goal line, but never actually That's never

40:33

reach it. Correct. Yeah. Now that

40:36

said,

40:36

if we're gonna

40:38

play a schedule

40:39

game. God, we got a we don't have to. You don't have to do

40:41

anything. But but if

40:43

one so chooses The

40:46

the the pickings for the next

40:50

month of Iowa football are

40:52

I mean, just to start

40:53

with next week, Iowa,

40:56

Northwestern. Nobody wants this. Oh, no. No.

40:58

Like, nobody wants this.

41:00

Oh, no. Thank you.

41:02

III really can't think of

41:04

a of a power five matchup that nobody

41:06

wants less than this. I think

41:08

that's probably right. I

41:09

would have said Indiana I would have said Indiana

41:12

Rutgers, but Ruckers just won a

41:14

home conference game for the first time in, like,

41:16

three years. Iowa Indiana.

41:18

Iowa

41:18

Indiana Indiana, I

41:20

might want less. but I I it's about

41:22

the same. It's a push.

41:24

I'm glad Indiana is now on this list.

41:26

I have to admit my

41:28

compulsion to watch this Iowa offense is approaching a kink that

41:31

I don't like talking about. Sure.

41:33

Welcome aboard. It's

41:36

so close Yes.

41:39

It is it is there

41:41

was there was a

41:41

moment earlier today where I left the room, came

41:44

back in and saw I was predicament

41:45

on offense and I said, what

41:47

the fuck? Like, how did they end up

41:50

being they're on their own, like, inside

41:52

their own one and then a false start happened?

41:54

And and Joel Clatt says they need

41:56

to get some yardage so they can

41:58

punch. They were running

42:00

the QB steep, like, out of the end zone,

42:02

like, just go. Get out of the way here.

42:04

Clatt was concern, they wouldn't have an like,

42:06

that was that was the goal for the offense. Right? It's

42:08

just a clear space for the punner. And

42:11

before that, when I was

42:13

defense score to touchdown. Clap said, well, they

42:15

knew they had to

42:18

because the offense wasn't going

42:20

to. This I want it I want

42:22

it to be fucking rocks. It's awesome TV. Yeah.

42:24

I don't know. At one point, I'm like, I don't

42:26

know. I'm getting up watching

42:28

this. This is weird. They

42:30

have scored

42:31

in conference play. They've scored

42:33

fifty seven points. Well, I

42:36

mean, it's still September,

42:38

so that's not that's not too

42:40

terrible. Right? Oh, shit. It's not Dude, if

42:43

they score fifty on Northwestern next week, I'm going to

42:45

go. Unlike hell.

42:49

Spencer Petress, just dropping noobes.

42:51

Just sitting there

42:53

like, I

42:54

laughed. Let

42:57

the big dog roam. Yeah.

42:59

A big jump run.

43:03

Alright.

43:03

Let's let's talk about

43:05

the LSC Old Mist game. because

43:07

this was this

43:08

was even though this was AAA

43:10

week of good bloody comedy. Most of it

43:13

was, I would say, inconsequential, it

43:16

was, like, a team that

43:17

was sort of teetering on the, like, is this gonna be an okay season or

43:19

a bad season falling into bad? Or it

43:21

was a team or

43:24

it was, you know, like, here are two good teams. One of them to lose.

43:26

Or it's like Syracuse is flying really

43:28

high. Let's see how high. Yes. Yeah.

43:32

Yeah. Right. the second half is that's

43:34

your previous game, but that's a whole separate thing.

43:36

But almost LSU,

43:38

like, that was that's the biggest head

43:40

that was taken on this day.

43:42

Right? Yeah. I think

43:44

relatively. And

43:46

here is here

43:47

is the thing I think you need

43:49

to know in the second half

43:51

of this game. LSU averaged seven and a half yards

43:53

on first down. And there is

43:56

no, like, oh, there was that one

43:58

first down where they ran for

43:59

a seventy or touchdown the

44:02

longest game they had was seventeen

44:04

yards. They

44:05

just absolutely chewed through

44:07

the old misdefense. which is

44:09

playing with the lead to start this game. I

44:12

think I think the lead at one

44:13

point was seventeen to three

44:15

or something. And I I

44:17

went

44:17

back and looked and I was like, okay. How

44:20

many time like, ole misses had

44:22

nice success under Lane Kaffin,

44:24

but it feels like it falls into

44:26

a pattern. or one of two patterns. Pattern

44:28

one is ole miss

44:29

gets out to a

44:30

huge lady and his boat races you the whole

44:32

way. seen that,

44:34

that happens. Pattern two

44:37

is ole miss runs out

44:39

to a huge lead other

44:41

team comes back and then it's sort of back

44:43

and forth, but Ole miss sort of

44:45

still pulls it out. So I was like,

44:47

alright. How many times has Ole

44:49

miss fallen behind? in the

44:51

second half by multiple

44:52

scores and won a game and it's only

44:54

happened twice and they were both in twenty twenty.

44:56

They

44:56

fell behind to Kentucky by

44:59

fourteen in

44:59

the second half and

45:01

they won they won that

45:04

game. I think they

45:04

won that game in overtime after

45:07

Kentucky

45:07

missed an extra point if

45:09

memory serves. Mhmm. And South Carolina in

45:12

the same year, they did it. But

45:14

other than that, like, this is not a

45:15

gear that miss has shown so far.

45:17

It's like they

45:18

can they

45:19

can put you up against the wall.

45:21

They can

45:21

put you in a

45:24

bad spot. But if you do

45:26

that to them, they're probably gonna

45:28

lose the game. They have they don't really

45:30

have the

45:32

flex to to go

45:33

down and turn it around

45:35

from there. Part

45:36

of that is that, like, they

45:40

do the lane keeping thing where they're like, well, okay,

45:42

it's all fourth downs now. It's oops,

45:44

all fourth downs. And when

45:47

it works, it's really fun and you're like, oh, shit.

45:49

Maybe they're gonna be in Alabama. And when it

45:52

doesn't work, it's like, oh, fuck galaxy. You

45:54

just got to pull

45:54

on their own forty. Oh, Jesus. priced.

45:58

And that's how you end up getting your ass

45:59

kicked. You know, like real yeah. And

46:02

also a real simple answer for how Ella is she's

46:04

doing things. they don't

46:05

make a whole lot of mistakes. They don't ask a whole lot of Jay Daniels as a pastor,

46:07

like, in terms of doing anything

46:09

super fancy downfield. and

46:12

good on first down. If you go if

46:14

if you get five or if you get anywhere from

46:16

three to five yards on first down,

46:19

you have an offense where you're just like, hey, listen, we're gonna

46:21

keep it tidy. That's keeping it tidy.

46:23

You're gonna be able to put a lot

46:25

of defenses in a really

46:28

uncomfortable position. if you're productive on first down. And the way they

46:30

do that, they figured out really easy.

46:32

Hey, nobody seems to really wanna defend

46:34

James Daniels.

46:36

like the like the numbers in the boxing, he had a hundred and twenty

46:39

he he ran the ball twenty three times today. I

46:41

was like, he ran the ball a lot. He ran

46:43

it twenty three times. Like,

46:46

he's just had a really, really neat year. I am

46:49

I regret to inform that if you

46:51

just become a pretty

46:53

competent team that does not turn

46:55

the ball over a lot and does

46:58

well on first down. You're going to

47:00

beat teams that make mistakes like

47:02

oh, miss. or a bad in the

47:04

red zone like old vest. If you simply turn it over fewer than eight times, you'll probably win

47:06

some sets of games. Yeah.

47:10

Yeah. What

47:12

number? What number would you say is like mandatory avoid

47:14

losing? I'm gonna start at

47:18

eight. I'm gonna start there.

47:20

If I

47:22

don't wanna lose by twenty four to Duke.

47:24

Like and and if you go back and look at

47:26

the schedule, you can be like, okay. There are signs of

47:28

this. Like, almost only beat Tulsa

47:30

by eight.

47:32

And

47:32

and they only beat Kentucky by three and they probably

47:34

should have lost, like, Kentucky. Kentucky

47:36

had to fuck that game at multiple

47:40

times. lose that. They

47:41

were losing Tavan build it the half. They only beat all burned

47:43

by fourteen, which in some years

47:45

is fine, but this is not one

47:47

of them. Also, also,

47:49

they've been planning around Jackson Dark. They

47:52

haven't really been

47:52

building on Jackson Dark. They haven't had have

47:54

been building around him that, like, trying to

47:57

when you get a game where he

47:59

has to pass you back

47:59

into contention. That's not a good look

48:02

for them. No. No.

48:04

It's just

48:04

it it just it remains surprising

48:08

that, like,

48:08

they

48:10

could jump out to the

48:11

lead that they did, where it was,

48:13

like, it it all set up perfectly.

48:15

They score a touchdown. They hold

48:17

El Assoudafield another

48:18

touchdown. They hold the LSU to a field

48:20

goal attempt. They don't even make it. They

48:22

score another field goal. Okay. Seventeen

48:25

three. We're cruising. then only score three you

48:27

get out scored forty two to three

48:29

the rest of the

48:31

fucking way.

48:34

Yeah.

48:34

Boy. Yeah. That's rough.

48:36

I apologize. I know that I

48:38

recently

48:38

said that Ole miss was one of the most stable

48:40

commodities in the FCC. I meant to

48:43

feel like I had end of

48:45

this, and I'm Oh, I forgot. had a question. This is good because it'll

48:47

give us some excuse to go back to

48:49

A and M. Okay.

48:51

okay Either

48:52

of you can answer this. Do you think Shane Beamer would have

48:54

a

48:54

competitive South Carolina program against Jimbo

48:57

Fisher with outworld

48:57

mustchamps flares?

49:00

That's

49:04

so damning

49:05

for gimbal. It's

49:08

so damning. That's

49:10

so

49:10

brutal. Oh my

49:13

god. And to to tie

49:15

it to him here, Yep.

49:17

Oldness and I'm sure is the sure is the

49:19

next game for each of these teams. I'm

49:22

sure

49:22

everyone's gonna feel great about it. I'm

49:24

sure everyone's gonna go and do it with a

49:26

real positive attitude and feel very excited about the outcome

49:28

no matter what. Oh, god.

49:30

This was a great day.

49:32

Goddamn. This

49:34

one this this one was particular because For a few teams. Yeah.

49:37

For for a for

49:38

a few teams. Minnesota didn't

49:41

have a fun day. No.

49:43

Minnesota and I have a fun day. Frankly, I don't

49:45

think clemson had a real fun day. I I don't

49:48

think that was fun. I know that Syracuse

49:50

spent a bit in the second

49:52

half,

49:52

but, like, they benchmarked they

49:54

finally

49:54

took the opportunity to bench

49:57

DJ Ojagalei in

50:00

favor of

50:00

highly

50:01

touted five

50:04

star

50:04

Kate Club Nick. Kate Club Nick.

50:06

Kate Club Nick who has

50:08

And it's The most the most video game

50:10

protagonist's name I've ever heard other than Jackson Dart.

50:13

Those are the two most video

50:15

game protagonist's names possible. CADE

50:18

CLUB Nick. IT IS NEW YORK CITY AND twenty four TO

50:21

A. POLICE WILL NOT HELP

50:23

YOU. KADE PUNCH YOUR WAY

50:25

OUT OF CRIME city.

50:30

Eddie did.

50:30

He did. Eddie did. Eddie

50:33

punched his way out of He

50:35

didn't listen. He didn't throw the ball directly to a safety taking midfield,

50:38

right, on a wildly overthrow and

50:40

post route. Yeah. That's really

50:42

that's he do. He

50:44

did? love Nick punched his way out

50:46

of coverage. He did. And he and

50:48

he took a late

50:50

hit out of bounds on,

50:52

like, third and twenty one that kept that

50:54

basically turned the game. Like, I don't

50:57

know. Maybe Trump's and Wednesday's game either

50:59

way, but that was the moment it felt like, oh,

51:02

no. I'll clamps in.

51:04

Syracuse

51:04

really just stepped in it. Hey, listen.

51:06

You don't get to where Syracuse was.

51:09

without

51:09

aggression. You don't get aggression without

51:11

being stupid. Y'all making

51:14

a defense is like a college student

51:16

making a cocktail. you can either get too much

51:18

mixer or too much alcohol, but you're

51:20

never gonna get the right amount of both. So you

51:22

might as well take too much booze. Okay.

51:25

Yeah. Yeah. That's sense. You

51:27

just be listen. What what did what did they

51:30

get by being this stupid and

51:32

aggressive? They got to they got to be

51:34

an underfeed they lost a clemson because they're stupid and aggressive. You

51:36

know what? Stupid is their strength. They

51:38

need to stay with it. Just stay just keep

51:40

keep doing that. Smack people out of

51:42

bounds. I've got you

51:44

to stick in one. That's the best graduation speech I've ever

51:46

heard. Yeah. Stay stupid

51:48

grads. All you gotta stage is

51:52

dumbass. And then you heard with you heard with Davos said after the game.

51:54

Right? because, of course, the first question is,

51:56

like, oh, well, you know, who's your

51:58

starter since

51:58

you you pulled this

51:59

guy and the other guy came in

52:02

and Kate Clubnik came in and

52:03

wanted to get, you know, these

52:05

d j's the guy. d

52:07

j's the guy? No no

52:09

dispute here. No issue here. So we're gonna get at least

52:11

one more of these games

52:13

on clemson's inevitable

52:16

path to spot

52:18

that pisses everyone who's not a club some

52:20

fan off. Mhmm. Probably most

52:22

clubs and fans, honestly.

52:26

like, they're gonna be really jazzed about with their number four ranking and

52:28

getting

52:28

to play Georgia or Ohio State. Like

52:31

Yeah.

52:31

We we all know what's happen.

52:33

Yeah. see that. Cliffs and people don't wanna see that. Yeah. And

52:36

we're gonna get what we're gonna get, like, a

52:38

twenty four seven loss for Klipson and

52:40

the player off. Yes. That's the exact number. Yeah. That's Yeah.

52:42

Yeah. Like, we'll be like, wow, that defense

52:44

played well. It's like, looking

52:48

at this It was ten seven and a half bro, it was ten seven and a half.

52:50

Anyone's gay? It is zero doubt.

52:52

This is a if there are ten

52:55

tiers of teens It is zeroed out. This is near the top of the

52:57

second tier. Right? Sure. But it's also

53:00

really bad. That's collapsing. It

53:01

is yeah.

53:04

It is it is they're they're the number four seed in the playoff.

53:06

They might as well just

53:07

drive there right now and they're

53:09

kind of bad. Well, especially, like,

53:11

you look

53:12

I mean, maybe this is wrong now, but you

53:15

look at

53:15

who's left. Notre Dame

53:17

Louisville, Miami,

53:20

South Carolina. I

53:21

mean, South Carolina's It's game. It's a

53:23

hard game. Sure. In Shane

53:25

coming around the corner and then Zano. pull

53:28

a pennies. than

53:30

the UNC random result generator in in

53:32

the conference cycle game, but

53:35

that's it. Like, you beat Shane

53:37

Beamer and you're in the playoffs. despite

53:39

sucky odds. And that's why

53:40

AMM is not going. That's

53:42

Yeah. So Hey.

53:49

big Shane. Coming around me. fine.

53:52

Shane. Every line of

53:54

dialogue in that movie. It's just

53:56

saying the name of the movie,

53:58

sadly. Yeah. Speaking of westerns, I would like

53:59

to turn to shout out

54:02

to our to

54:04

division one conferences in this

54:06

space tonight, Southland, and the Big Sky, of

54:08

course. We're in my Big Sky

54:10

City. Here's a Big Sky report for

54:12

you. Okay? Every

54:13

college football weekend, some shit happens. That's that seems like, it's in the

54:15

moment, it feels like the weirdest thing in the

54:17

world. Right? Some team forgets

54:20

how all time outs or -- Yeah. -- forgets how to pass or, you know, the

54:22

the real dumb shit happens. Some some

54:24

did have a delay Klumpson did have a delay of

54:26

game on an extra point today, which is fun. Anyway,

54:30

please. For instance, for instance, there we go. Yeah. In

54:32

the moment, so look at you talking

54:34

about little old plex in there and

54:38

try We're not too good at we're not too good at

54:40

fancy city stuff like math,

54:42

but But even that wasn't as dumb as

54:44

when early in the South

54:46

Carolina game.

54:47

Jimbo had what he thought was a fourth and one that he was

54:50

gonna go for. But then it turned out

54:52

that the spot wasn't as favorable as

54:54

as he hoped, and it was

54:55

fourth and two. So he called

54:57

the time out so he could kick the bomb. Oh my god. I didn't

54:59

even see that. Yeah. because that's

55:02

completely different.

55:04

It's completely different.

55:04

We're not ready for that. I got a

55:07

one play dropped off. The play

55:08

for stops at one yard. There's

55:11

I gotta say that you paid playbook. We got all sorts

55:13

of place for a one yard, a two yard, expect

55:16

I I only make ninety five hundred thousand

55:18

dollars. You expect me to take

55:20

two yards? You gonna have to pay me seven billion dollars, get

55:22

to? I'm

55:24

sorry. The market is broken. It's the rate is

55:27

the rate. So also, we're gonna

55:29

have call time out.

55:32

So today in the Big Sky Conference,

55:36

shit happened. You know,

55:38

you you you run of the mill, weird college

55:40

football shit. It's great. It's wonderful.

55:44

This was

55:44

one of the weirdest things in college football history, and that it I realized

55:46

that it's saying a lot, but it just was.

55:49

Weaver stayed at FCS,

55:51

number five, Montana State, number three, national title

55:54

worthy game. Even by Big

55:56

Sky Standards, it's a great game. The

55:58

Bobcat's one forty

55:59

three thirty They won because the exact same bad

56:02

thing happened four times.

56:04

A snap sailed

56:05

past the punter and into the end

56:08

zone out

56:10

of it. The all in CIA record

56:12

for safeties in a season is

56:15

five. Montana state scored four

56:17

in one game. a

56:19

new d one single game record.

56:22

The last one was

56:22

my favorite for the record. Yes.

56:24

The last one had some like

56:27

some like bounces and dribbles to

56:29

it. And do you feel like you're watching the same play

56:31

over and over? Like, do you feel like, wait a second?

56:33

You only you only show another one. So the last

56:35

one stands out because the first three

56:37

are all very similar It's like,

56:39

oh, that ball's just gone. That ball's just it's it's

56:41

it's it's it's big jam. It's Phil

56:43

Mickelson being like, absolutely, I can hit this

56:45

green in too, and it's like,

56:47

oh, that's in the tent, my dude. That's a hundred percent in the

56:50

hospital. That's in a a vat of

56:52

cocktail weenies right now. But the

56:54

last one, have you gotten a number

56:56

four? Watch number four.

56:57

I am watching number four right now, and

56:59

the punner just boots it out of

57:01

the factory. That's the one. That's the

57:03

one that makes That's what's the pleasure. Having seen

57:05

this three times is like fuck this, kick this

57:08

away. Wait. Let me just help

57:10

you. Let me just the ref won't notice

57:12

if I just just scoot

57:14

this under the rug. You know what

57:16

he got? You know what he's thinking? I can read

57:18

his mind because that is one of my

57:20

powers. And this punter

57:22

is thinking, fuck. I'm getting my foot on it

57:24

somehow. I'm gonna put a

57:26

pillow. That's what I do.

57:28

Yeah. I used to look yeah. I put

57:30

total leather. I'm not I can't you can't

57:32

blame me on that point. How did

57:34

I I don't know. Did they have any

57:36

successful punts in this game?

57:38

I believe so. I believe so. I believe so. Don't don't call

57:40

me on that. But, like, that feels that feels

57:43

even worse. You know, like,

57:46

the the long snapper is,

57:48

like, he he he played

57:50

all last year. He's played all this year. Like

57:52

-- Yeah. -- he's a he's a highly competent d

57:54

one football player and, like, their coach after

57:56

the game JL was like, I mean, what in the world are you supposed to do? Like,

57:59

this is, you know Yeah. This is

58:00

yips. You don't yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like

58:02

long snapper is, like,

58:04

snapper is like It's like secret

58:06

load bearing element of every football

58:08

team. Your quarterback goes down when you have a

58:10

backup who takes reps with him every single day.

58:13

Right? You if if all your quarterbacks go

58:15

down, you have an emergency wildcat option

58:17

office. If

58:17

you have a wide receiver who just, like,

58:20

can't can't catch the

58:20

ball day. You're Just throw somebody else. Throw somebody

58:22

else. Yeah. We put five guys on the field anyway.

58:24

Your your long snapper goes you know, your

58:27

long snapper has a a bad day.

58:29

You can't football anymore. Yes. Even

58:31

your kick even your kicker

58:32

even if your place kicker is like fucking

58:34

shaking everything, you're like, well, the punter

58:36

can kick.

58:36

Yeah. And there's probably a border

58:39

back on the roster who has more time or

58:41

It's something For who Yes. Yeah. It's something

58:43

bad happens to the center. slide over a

58:45

guard who has trained to be the backup center. Right? But, like, this is just

58:47

what the fuck are he supposed to do. And

58:49

and all of these were, like, all from

58:52

their own like, fifteen or

58:54

twenty. Right? It wasn't, like, a midfield, like, they

58:56

could just go for it. No. I have to try to And

58:58

it and it also

58:59

wasn't, like, oh, they're snapping the ball from

59:01

their own six and they're, like, sucked.

59:04

Like, they

59:04

they all had to be

59:05

the, like, right amount of weird

59:07

and bad to go this

59:09

way. They did I looked

59:11

it up. they did

59:11

successfully punt once, which

59:14

seems

59:14

meaner somehow. The

59:16

fact that they did this once successfully

59:18

and four times so on

59:20

successfully. like, man, I

59:22

just wish you'd I just wish I would've

59:24

felt better

59:24

as the punter if they had all gone wrong

59:26

because I could've just been, like,

59:29

that

59:29

this was a prank. This wasn't her dad. I was I was I

59:31

hope that dude, I hope that putter hit the gritty

59:33

after that. Wasn't

59:36

even back up or was

59:38

thirty eight yard fund. But who cares?

59:40

Compared to the others, it was fucking golden. The best month

59:42

of the

59:43

day. The the So

59:46

it actually gets even weirder because -- Mhmm. -- Montana state

59:48

barely won despite those eight free points.

59:52

Right? Yeah. So you might

59:54

think, oh well, because the game was

59:56

close anyway, that might mean Weber gained a ton

59:58

of yards. No. Montana

59:59

state won the yardage battle by one hundred and

1:00:02

fifty, had one point five more

1:00:04

yards per play, got those eight

1:00:06

free points, only turned it over once. And

1:00:08

barely one, simply

1:00:09

because most of Weber's yards came on

1:00:11

their touchdown drive they got all their

1:00:14

yards at once. But, like, Montana state dominated the box court and got four free scores,

1:00:16

and it was still a super competitive

1:00:19

game. Normal sport. Yeah.

1:00:21

Yeah. Again, I got That's every day in the

1:00:23

big big sky brother. Okay? That's big by the

1:00:25

way, big big sky football right now.

1:00:27

You got a Montana Yeah. Another another top

1:00:29

ten matchup, Montana Sachs state. Yeah. Going

1:00:31

on right now. I have

1:00:33

breaking news from

1:00:36

Alex Hickey listening to

1:00:38

this, Rod Gilmore on the

1:00:40

broadcast of, I believe,

1:00:42

Washington -- Washington. --

1:00:44

Cal?

1:00:44

Cal and Rod Gilmore just referenced Shrooming.

1:00:46

He just referenced Shrooming.

1:00:48

Honestly, I assumed

1:00:51

to Rod Gilmore that just means getting, like, standard white mushrooms

1:00:53

on a pizza. Like, that's that's living

1:00:56

-- Because -- that's really getting crazy.

1:00:58

When I

1:01:00

feel eating a spicy meal. I get

1:01:02

a again, I cut up one mushroom.

1:01:05

Oh, texture variation. Rod is

1:01:08

intrigued. Rod again, Rod Gilmore

1:01:10

has gone from the dude that I was

1:01:12

sometimes slightly irritated by his conservatism to

1:01:14

being a dude who like, I would take a bullet

1:01:16

for Rod Gilmore. I hope Rod Gilmore is,

1:01:18

like, the Wayne Brady character on Chappell show

1:01:20

where he is. He is. I

1:01:25

I just

1:01:26

definitely want the Rod Gilmore

1:01:28

RG3 booth. I I want that

1:01:29

very badly. Rod Gilmore invited me to

1:01:32

brunch, and we did five finger fillet right in the

1:01:34

table at cracker barrel. It was crazy. thirty

1:01:36

eight. Then he had

1:01:38

decaf. Like, for

1:01:39

no. For real for real. Like, like,

1:01:41

he doesn't need the caffeine. realized

1:01:44

that man was doing, like, hard, hard, crossfit workouts

1:01:46

while he was undergoing chemo.

1:01:49

Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:50

Like, Rob's about it. every

1:01:53

single way. And I guarantee I guarantee you if somebody comes at

1:01:55

him about this is like, hey, Rod, we shouldn't

1:01:57

mention shrooming on the broadcast. So be like,

1:01:59

it's a

1:01:59

legitimate therapeutic medicine

1:02:02

on one. Yeah. The South Carolina A and

1:02:03

M game had extensive

1:02:05

discussions about corn dogs, so

1:02:08

it's fine. Yeah. And then oh,

1:02:10

by the way, he kept it with little early

1:02:12

to chase these points. rod

1:02:17

is the fucking man's. With with

1:02:19

so strong, with twenty minutes to go in

1:02:21

the game. With twenty And

1:02:24

and they're like, when is the time

1:02:26

right? In a in a game with

1:02:28

three entire touchdowns, they're not

1:02:30

gonna be very many more. You might

1:02:32

as well got Jason points

1:02:34

right now. Jason, our steadfast

1:02:36

king says no. Not yet. I love

1:02:38

him. Whoa. Whoa.

1:02:40

I I want an announcer to be all the way normie or all

1:02:42

the way weird. Give me give me Gilmore

1:02:44

and RG3. That's it. I have one other

1:02:46

announcing note from today, which is that Kirk

1:02:50

statutory to to pick up bully. Not realizing that bully made

1:02:52

of actual lead and a sixty

1:02:54

pounds of healthy American

1:02:58

bulldog and was visibly struggling with the dog, which I

1:03:00

don't know the last time, like, a whole

1:03:03

sixty pounds of unwilling animal in

1:03:05

your head. It's a lot. Alright.

1:03:07

I get that. But he looks like he was going through

1:03:09

it. He's like, do we have a table? We could

1:03:11

put this talk. Oh, I'm

1:03:14

good. Great.

1:03:17

Should we talk about Texas briefly?

1:03:20

I really know. That might make Texas

1:03:22

St. M. fans feel better, and I don't really wanna

1:03:25

do that. I don't think that's good either. Oklahoma State's good.

1:03:27

Well, j Well, miss j's still around and and

1:03:29

he's been through a lot too. Oklahoma State

1:03:31

is good. Yeah. TCU

1:03:34

is if I have a hard

1:03:36

time explaining how T. C. is not gonna go and

1:03:38

defeated in the

1:03:39

regular season at least? They

1:03:40

might lose it, Texas. Maybe,

1:03:42

but also, like, they can Texas has

1:03:44

shown that no lead is unblobable. Sure.

1:03:47

The Big twelve is

1:03:48

awesome. This every game is a good every

1:03:50

Big twelve game is this year. I

1:03:53

I honestly like, in the honestly, behind the Big Sky,

1:03:55

obviously. Yeah. Yeah. They're kinda yeah. They're

1:03:57

probably the second most

1:03:59

inter well as the the south land big sky

1:04:01

south land, big big twelve, probably.

1:04:04

Yeah. In in that order

1:04:06

again. If if, by

1:04:07

the way, if any of those other

1:04:09

conferences would like us to

1:04:11

open the watch. It

1:04:12

looks very crazy to find

1:04:14

life. Also speaking of the most entertaining team in the

1:04:17

country is probably the Sanford bulldogs I've always

1:04:19

maintained. We don't even want money. We just want you

1:04:21

to, like, turn your Twitter on and walk away

1:04:23

from your phone. That's it. it. So

1:04:25

we just wanna see your logo for the

1:04:27

validation for us. Yeah. Yeah. That's it.

1:04:30

Mhmm. I would also another what

1:04:32

I do wanna talk about by the way,

1:04:34

another

1:04:34

we talked about, you know,

1:04:36

Dark Comedy today. I have another piece

1:04:38

of Dark Comedy we need to mention, which

1:04:40

is a a legitimate achievement. which

1:04:43

is for the first time since I believe the supposed to Chrome

1:04:45

era of Mississippi State,

1:04:47

the Bulldog Sport.

1:04:48

the bulldogs sports against

1:04:50

the tide. Intuscaloosa. Intuscaloosa.

1:04:52

Touchdown

1:04:53

against us. And how did they do

1:04:55

it? Was it was

1:04:57

it Was it early in the game? Did it plant seeds of hope?

1:04:59

Did it did it inspire the

1:05:02

bulldogs to believe today might be the

1:05:04

day? Nope.

1:05:06

For hope was thrashing. Another fifty nine minutes of

1:05:08

hopeless thrashing of Alabama

1:05:10

doing nothing exotic on defense whatsoever

1:05:12

and simply clobbering the

1:05:16

mistake off defense as they do every single time with no separation

1:05:18

between wide receiver and defense

1:05:20

effect and marry a yard to gain

1:05:22

between the tackles for the

1:05:24

run attack. how

1:05:26

did they do this, Jason? I'm so glad you asked because I

1:05:28

would love to read the play by play

1:05:30

just to relate to you how

1:05:33

futile this was. down thirty to

1:05:36

nothing. Please give us

1:05:38

a time in the game at this point. Three

1:05:40

minute

1:05:42

some fifty seconds left. Mhmm. Will Rogers

1:05:44

set sail on the

1:05:46

Argonaut of Good fortune. The

1:05:49

wine dark waters

1:05:52

of the festival of cementing and ahead of him. Why

1:05:54

go dizzy as headaches

1:05:56

towards an unfortunate and

1:05:59

determined fate?

1:06:01

what he did was then lead

1:06:03

a lightning strike because they needed

1:06:05

multiple scores to even get close.

1:06:08

No. No. Don't

1:06:10

keep dunk. a dink and dunk, fifteen plays,

1:06:12

seventy six yard drive, bringing

1:06:14

them air so close.

1:06:16

Like a cow

1:06:18

that I justing a cannonball.

1:06:20

Just moving furiously nibble

1:06:23

by nibble. Right?

1:06:26

like a snake trying to swallow a

1:06:28

brick. Just just trying to get that

1:06:31

thing down. It's dry. Just

1:06:33

you gollit. Alright? But

1:06:36

our modern day odysseus bled by

1:06:39

Mike Leech calling exactly the

1:06:41

same place every town. We'll

1:06:44

leave them. Right?

1:06:46

Leaves them

1:06:46

all the way down

1:06:49

to the Alabama four.

1:06:52

And

1:06:52

then Will Rogers pass a

1:06:55

twenty second slip and gets

1:06:58

past interference. That gets them to

1:07:00

the Alabama tube. And what do they

1:07:02

do? They pass again

1:07:04

and highly With ten seconds

1:07:05

left, they run

1:07:07

Showquacious Marks

1:07:09

for a TD.

1:07:11

at the buzzer

1:07:13

-- At the buzzer. -- to finally get

1:07:15

a touchdown. Six score wins. Fuck.

1:07:18

Shit. Shit.

1:07:20

Shit. Who pressed that button?

1:07:23

Yeah. They

1:07:24

they finally scored.

1:07:26

Thanks to a past eight or

1:07:28

it's called from four. I

1:07:30

love this especially because they

1:07:33

this was their fourth long

1:07:35

drive of

1:07:35

the game.

1:07:38

One

1:07:38

ended on a failed conversion

1:07:40

attempt. One ended on a missed

1:07:42

field goal. One ended on a

1:07:46

failed conversion attempt. Those were thirteen fifteen and thirteen

1:07:48

play drives. Finally, one of these

1:07:51

grand voyages hit

1:07:53

Pater at last at

1:07:56

last, their episode

1:07:56

of Quantum Leap ends.

1:07:59

the

1:08:01

they

1:08:03

return home, defeated but

1:08:05

home. It's not actually what happened in Quantum Leap,

1:08:08

but I'm jumps in disadvantage in

1:08:10

the Ivis' body. Oh, boy.

1:08:12

Oh, back.

1:08:14

This is this is worse. I remember what I wanted to say about

1:08:17

the Texas Oklahoma state

1:08:19

scheme. First thing,

1:08:22

first thing and

1:08:23

I think John Morris was the first person to

1:08:25

notice this on Twitter. During

1:08:27

this game,

1:08:28

the announcer's

1:08:30

because we're at this port like, I feel like we've had a

1:08:32

good run, but that's over. We're at the part of

1:08:34

the season where it's, like, it's time to shoehorn

1:08:37

the the playoffs into as many conversations as

1:08:39

possible. And during this game, Texas came

1:08:41

up as, like, well, yeah, they have two

1:08:43

losses, but -- Oh, right. -- one

1:08:45

of them's close to Alabama. So, like, I don't know,

1:08:47

this our ESPN playoff number generator, which

1:08:50

is

1:08:50

definitely real, and you should pay attention

1:08:53

to, says if they went out, they have a forty percent

1:08:56

chance of making the playoffs. The very next

1:08:58

playoff. Oh,

1:08:58

let me see. Scored to go ahead.

1:09:00

Scored to go ahead touch. At the very next

1:09:02

one. which is great.

1:09:03

And the second thing is after, like, it

1:09:05

kind of going away. And

1:09:07

I know this was part of why

1:09:09

the hard arc is he would just be

1:09:11

like, I'm I'm not gonna, like, make this a thing,

1:09:13

and I'm not gonna, like, we're gonna sing the song. We're gonna sing the Chuchu song, and we're

1:09:15

not gonna, like, talk

1:09:18

about it on Twitter anymore. You can find the picture of,

1:09:20

like, here are the thirteen Sad Texas

1:09:22

players who went out and say

1:09:24

a sang

1:09:26

with Sad juju song. like, it's back. It's it's an important

1:09:28

tradition to go sing with sad

1:09:30

situation. very critical that this remains

1:09:34

a beloved tradition of

1:09:36

mine. Everyone at the University

1:09:39

of Texas after every game

1:09:41

for the time people

1:09:43

who are going through the motions of

1:09:44

pretending they're okay with it. Yeah.

1:09:46

So I am I am currently

1:09:49

my hotel room looks

1:09:51

out on DKR I moved downtown Austin, and you could

1:09:53

look at DGR. And I forgot they were in Stillwater for a minute. Like, you know, you're checking to see where

1:09:56

DGR this

1:09:58

morning. And I'm look at the games, and I hadn't checked homecoming

1:09:59

and it's still water. Yeah. Right. And I hadn't

1:10:02

checked to make sure that, you know, Texas wasn't

1:10:04

in town, you know. And I looked over

1:10:06

and I was like, oh, at least my

1:10:08

hotel room quiet. Like,

1:10:10

I sincere thought not a joking one that DKR was always like, oh, if I gotta do some work here, you know, it won't be too loud.

1:10:15

Mhmm. like,

1:10:16

look, I hate to bring it up

1:10:19

again. You know, it was fucking loud and that was that was really a surprise. South Carolina was

1:10:21

really fucking loud.

1:10:24

And I'm I

1:10:26

think at the end of the

1:10:28

at the end,

1:10:29

they counted it, and Adam had five full eight full starts,

1:10:31

rather. Yeah. Although, you

1:10:31

know who know

1:10:35

who doesn't use a this is this is true. You know who wasn't using a

1:10:37

silent count? I was -- Right. -- you go

1:10:39

back and look. Correct. No.

1:10:41

No. The the Jordan

1:10:44

Rogers on call was like, why aren't

1:10:46

they clapping? Why are they so? Why are they still trying to yell loudly? And all the people.

1:10:49

Dude, Jimbo

1:10:51

didn't use a silent counter, tuscaloosa.

1:10:53

Yeah. Yeah.

1:10:53

Like, this happens every week. Every week. If

1:10:56

you don't

1:10:57

everywhere

1:10:57

a sign

1:11:00

sign accounts another thirty million dollars

1:11:02

if you want to unlock it. I'm like a Tesla. If you want brakes, your

1:11:09

you're you're stuck inside a burning jumbo

1:11:11

fishing. Well, that'll be that'll be a hundred

1:11:13

million dollars. First, gotta go

1:11:15

to somewhere with WiFi. Yeah.

1:11:19

Yeah. We don't connect over LTE. Five

1:11:21

g? That's bullshit. That's bullshit.

1:11:23

Brody. Brody. Out of here. That's

1:11:25

what they use in jail. Don't worry.

1:11:27

That car is waterproof as long as

1:11:30

it needs to be, which is

1:11:32

thirty five seconds. Just if you want this

1:11:34

football program to break in a school zone,

1:11:36

this be another eighty million

1:11:38

dollars. Again, this is the team Miami lost you. A bunch of companies. Yeah.

1:11:40

To be clear, there are

1:11:42

several. It's not the only numerous.

1:11:46

They have lost to Texas a and m, which pays its co coach four hundred quadrillion

1:11:48

dollars, and they have also

1:11:50

lost to Mitsui, which which pays

1:11:55

its coaches in Mcdonald's stock.

1:11:58

A couple of

1:11:59

doc things to notice from teams of

1:12:01

note. Penn State did have a nice

1:12:04

rebound because Minnesota is consistently

1:12:06

disappointing. That's that's

1:12:06

the kindest thing I could think to say about Minnesota.

1:12:08

Consistently

1:12:12

erratic. Yeah. erratic? Yeah. Just I I never I

1:12:15

that's basically you you wanna go n c

1:12:17

double a, create a team mid

1:12:19

season replacement? That's that's what got

1:12:22

Minnesota every single time. You're like, oh, cool.

1:12:25

They're four and three. They're always four

1:12:26

and three. No matter what

1:12:28

the actual record is. Two lanes

1:12:30

still seven and one, thirty eight,

1:12:32

one year over Memphis baby? Yeah. You got damn right. We'll we'll That

1:12:34

was that they that was after they jumped out to a thirty

1:12:37

five zero halftime lead.

1:12:39

Yeah. This is a it was a

1:12:41

far more of an asshole than it looks like. Well, success go to the the heads of the the angry wave

1:12:43

of two lane. You're damn right because

1:12:46

it it went more of it.

1:12:50

III wanna know a sad note. A

1:12:52

few weeks ago, we noted the last time Ku started

1:12:54

five and o. They finished o and seven.

1:12:58

Canvas

1:12:58

From the way, Kansas is almost

1:13:01

halfway there. It's fine.

1:13:03

It's fine. Alright. So

1:13:05

this occurred to me that

1:13:07

Kansas might be in the middle of pulling off one of the

1:13:09

saddest things a football team can do

1:13:11

without an actual like

1:13:14

bad real life tragedy. they might both miss a bowl and

1:13:16

lose their head coach to

1:13:18

a bigger job. That's fucked

1:13:21

up. You have

1:13:22

You're right,

1:13:23

but it's fucked up. It's really

1:13:25

fucked up.

1:13:26

Stanford, AKA, expensive Iowa.

1:13:28

B

1:13:29

curve, hundred six,

1:13:32

fifteen, fourteen. While managing the throw for three

1:13:34

hundred and twenty yards, only put up fifteen points.

1:13:39

Again, the nibbler the nimbler offense. We've

1:13:41

got a lot of nimblers, man. Like, we've got all the twenty tens like

1:13:43

a football is

1:13:47

high-tech and futuristic and ever all all

1:13:49

the quarterbacks got computers in their arms and, like, everything is explosions forever. And I

1:13:52

I'm looking at

1:13:54

a fucking score as sixteen seven

1:13:56

fourteen fourteen fourteen twenty. Those are the games

1:13:58

going on right now in

1:13:59

the wild and wacky west

1:14:01

coast. I would like to think UCF right

1:14:03

as I was like, I don't know, UCF's kind of frisky.

1:14:05

They only got the one lost. They really piled up

1:14:07

when it was lost

1:14:09

to East Carolina by twenty one.

1:14:11

Great. Easy. Not a problem. Understood.

1:14:13

Thank

1:14:13

you. Don't have

1:14:14

to think about you for

1:14:16

a good bit. Man. Like

1:14:18

like, you may just have to put two lane in the figure six game. Yes. They are. They could put them in there. think of

1:14:20

it. Oh, give them to put

1:14:22

them in fox. Put them at nine

1:14:26

AM. Just I don't wanna

1:14:28

think about this. I would like to I

1:14:30

would like to as as my last

1:14:32

game of note before turning the floor

1:14:34

over to everybody else. I would like to note this that our continuing you sometimes when

1:14:36

you have those little terrariums and

1:14:39

you put it's a us

1:14:41

olds rare am and you put

1:14:42

completely closed environment and there's a plant and there's

1:14:44

some water, and then sometimes there's a

1:14:47

tree frog in there, then the

1:14:49

tree frog dies and they're

1:14:51

like, ah, we to put the frog

1:14:54

in there. That is Florida science folks.

1:14:56

This is Tennessee Elementary

1:14:59

School. So yeah. a

1:15:02

frog in there. It'll be five. Even a basket. Even a frog a basket. forever

1:15:08

forever. Why did

1:15:10

he die? He he didn't believe in our words, say, or do you think he died?

1:15:12

because he ate the biscuit

1:15:14

a good table. That's right. It

1:15:19

was temptation. This was a parable, and the frog

1:15:21

didn't understand that. The frog the

1:15:23

stupid frog ain't ever read.

1:15:25

It's bobble. So, you know, like, the

1:15:27

self contained self the the self contained to her area

1:15:29

of a pit football that Pat already has done

1:15:31

and was like, it's

1:15:34

self sustaining. It'll live. We don't need glasses. We don't need

1:15:36

glasses. I told you guys, this is

1:15:39

an experiment. And I do it.

1:15:41

Pat, why don't you expect for

1:15:43

our trip to Mars? Just potato chips. That's

1:15:45

it. But well, that's how that's how Matt Damon did it. But except

1:15:47

there were potatoes, I guess.

1:15:49

We're gonna poop on

1:15:52

the

1:15:52

potato Jets and

1:15:54

we'll grow more. You'll

1:15:55

see. We're always still going we're only going to prove Pat and Arduzi even more right though

1:16:00

because he lost at the baffling

1:16:02

global cardinals at the time, actively attempting to remove its coach like

1:16:05

a boil and

1:16:08

a coach attempting to remove

1:16:10

himself like a boil from the body politic of the Louisville Pathologic

1:16:16

Department It's just, like, watching a crash test

1:16:18

dummy kick the shit out of a car. He's, like, that's not how his

1:16:20

works. All he wanted to

1:16:22

do was lose to pit. so

1:16:25

he can't get fired and get

1:16:27

that buyout. But no,

1:16:28

with only fourteen first

1:16:30

downs and only three hundred yards of

1:16:32

offense, Little

1:16:34

somehow managed to be pit because

1:16:36

pit kept spitting up the ball

1:16:38

like it was belching up magical

1:16:40

carriables. It's just Four four

1:16:43

turnovers Ford earned offers. Pitt hates its own offense so

1:16:45

much. It just it just lost the

1:16:47

Yum! Brands' Auburn. So Pitt's

1:16:49

at

1:16:50

two hundred and twenty

1:16:52

points. this season. If

1:16:54

we go back

1:16:55

to last season,

1:16:57

last season

1:16:59

What were they at? Alright. So pit last

1:17:01

year was average I I know points aren't the measure. Don't

1:17:03

tell me. Last

1:17:07

year's pit, team average forty one point four

1:17:08

points per game. This

1:17:10

year, before this result,

1:17:12

they were down to thirty five,

1:17:14

and they're gonna dip even more

1:17:17

after that. And they still have well,

1:17:20

they play North Carolina, which will sometimes help

1:17:21

your opponent. Yeah. That'll bring it. But like boosted

1:17:24

back up. They

1:17:27

play Syracuse. They've got a

1:17:28

good defense. They play Miami. That's

1:17:29

yeah. Alright. Maybe this will work out

1:17:32

for Ben after I'll never mind. Yeah. It

1:17:34

will. It will certainly work out now. though keyed

1:17:36

on slow because

1:17:37

he put down the ball like

1:17:39

four hundred guys. Two

1:17:42

interceptions

1:17:43

and, you know, one

1:17:46

bumble. Farm farm farm farm farm. Farm. Farm.

1:17:47

I still wanna hear a pit resident say

1:17:49

Israelabana combat.

1:17:50

I really wanna hear how

1:17:55

that comes out of a pit resident's mouth. Maybe they nail it.

1:17:57

Like, maybe they're like, yeah. Then you're like,

1:17:59

hey, can you

1:17:59

say Dan Smith,

1:18:02

and they're, like, nerves, nerve. Yeah.

1:18:04

This was

1:18:05

a this was this

1:18:07

Saturday, it

1:18:08

was a sort of, like, turnovers.

1:18:10

There wasn't memorables. Like, there's not there's nothing you're gonna there's very little you're gonna remember

1:18:12

about this Saturday in particular going forward,

1:18:14

but that doesn't mean it wasn't fun.

1:18:19

Yeah. It's it's yeah. It

1:18:19

it's gonna it's gonna

1:18:20

I mean, one remember text saying, ma'am. This will be

1:18:23

this will and the highlight real

1:18:27

estate. Will it or will it just

1:18:29

blend in with all the others? Will

1:18:31

it be hard to separate from the other disappointments? It's

1:18:33

definitely one

1:18:36

of their worst losses of the year.

1:18:38

Yeah. But

1:18:38

they're all pretty bad at this point. So Again,

1:18:44

again, who's, you know, who's gonna keep

1:18:46

eating that garbage because someone left it out in the street. That's right. Big shame.

1:18:48

Big shame, daddy.

1:18:51

Big shame. Every year is

1:18:54

gonna be Shane Beamer emerging

1:18:56

astonished that he survived the

1:18:58

wreck. Right? Oh, crazy. We're in

1:19:00

a ball again. Oh, hey. Like, don't

1:19:02

nail my head. I think me do

1:19:04

and Jandy up next too.

1:19:07

Oh, man. Seven wins, man.

1:19:08

fucking ranked South

1:19:11

Carolina. When Missouri Missouri is

1:19:14

a struggle program right now. If there were two results today that made me

1:19:16

feel simultaneously

1:19:17

better and worse about the

1:19:19

state of Florida football, better

1:19:23

was LSU. He's like, alright. It's not just Florida.

1:19:26

LSU is a good team. Worse

1:19:27

was Missouri. It's like, well,

1:19:29

fuck.

1:19:30

They should've lost to Vandy at

1:19:32

home. And

1:19:33

Florida barely beat them. So South Carolina was very briefly ranked

1:19:35

twenty fourth in twenty

1:19:36

have carolina was very briefly rank

1:19:38

twenty fourth and twenty eighteen eighteen.

1:19:40

Otherwise, they have not been ranked since

1:19:42

twenty fourteen. Bring it back. It seems quite likely they're gonna bring it

1:19:45

back. Please spend a

1:19:47

week or two there. this has been

1:19:49

a good this has been a good year for, like, every we

1:19:51

have we let we told the

1:19:52

parents, like, everybody would get

1:19:54

ranked for

1:19:55

at least a week. Yes.

1:19:57

There was I saw a stat a couple weeks ago about, like, this

1:19:59

this year is especially high in a number of teams

1:19:59

being ranked. And it there

1:20:02

is, like, a lot of pinwheeling going

1:20:04

on. from,

1:20:06

like, ten on down. That's

1:20:08

great.

1:20:08

It's fun. Northwestern is not gonna

1:20:10

be one of those teams.

1:20:14

No. No. Iowa the Iowa four

1:20:16

fifty on Northwestern Challenge

1:20:18

throwing that gauntlet down

1:20:20

now. I

1:20:21

How many overtime do

1:20:24

they get? Yeah. That's

1:20:25

a good because Penn State

1:20:27

only won that game, seventeen

1:20:27

seven, when

1:20:31

they played Northwestern. Wisconsin

1:20:33

killed them and they only scored

1:20:35

forty two points. Mhmm. I

1:20:37

think this is gonna

1:20:38

be even worse than you think. This is,

1:20:40

like, man, all

1:20:42

the mean things and and true things we said about Iowa. And we just we like,

1:20:44

said that they

1:20:47

cannot possibly hope

1:20:48

to achieve

1:20:51

the explosive competence of

1:20:53

the Wisconsin offense. That sucks,

1:20:55

man. That's where we're at.

1:20:57

what's Wisconsin, which if

1:20:59

I if I saw the ticker right, has now

1:21:01

beaten produced sixteen times in a

1:21:02

row. Everyone in the Big Ten West to

1:21:07

stealing money. There's just

1:21:09

some motherfuckers stealing money from

1:21:11

school for the job.

1:21:14

I like This is baby Bob Sikaery.

1:21:17

They're on the

1:21:20

bone. It's stealing money.

1:21:22

Cashing jacks stealing money. Is

1:21:25

there is there

1:21:27

at this point

1:21:30

a ten West team that would be like, no. No. No. No.

1:21:32

We should keep our coach. Like, if you

1:21:34

said, like, hey, you can fire you

1:21:36

can fire your coach and it won't cost you

1:21:38

an If we said, like, we let's take that away. penalty

1:21:41

free. Is there a

1:21:43

single big ten school that would

1:21:45

be like, oh, we think we we think

1:21:47

we got something going here. Just

1:21:49

the west?

1:21:50

Yes. And are we removing athletic department department athletic

1:21:56

director black male

1:21:57

from the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got we just lifted We are removing the

1:21:59

bag that Gary Bart had technically works for for Kirk

1:22:01

Fantz. Yeah. The big the

1:22:04

eggs. for,

1:22:06

like, a shell corp sort of thing. Mhmm. Yep.

1:22:08

You know, I'm I'm listen, this is

1:22:10

not attached to any individual. Therefore,

1:22:13

it cannot be a construed as live

1:22:15

in Atlanta. go the Gary protocol. Then there

1:22:17

will be no kickbacks from

1:22:19

salary. Yeah. I

1:22:22

I under say that the answer the answer at this point is Brett Bealable,

1:22:24

which is the fucking wildest thing to say. Isn't

1:22:26

that Brett Bealman? Is the coach that

1:22:29

there's, like, no. We wanna keep him. What if

1:22:31

what if you went to, like, the boosters

1:22:33

at each Big Ten West school

1:22:35

besides Illinois, and

1:22:37

you said, hey, listen. Brett Belemma wants to

1:22:39

come to your school. If you fire your school Come

1:22:41

on over, Brent. Let's do it. And you'd time

1:22:44

it. You'd

1:22:46

time it. So you tell them

1:22:47

all that and then they all do

1:22:49

it at once. There

1:22:50

is there is a realistic

1:22:52

scenario where I wanna make sure I

1:22:54

get this right. Yeah. Illinois can

1:22:56

clench the division

1:22:58

by

1:22:59

by November

1:23:00

twelve

1:23:03

by November thirteen. I think that

1:23:05

can happen because they

1:23:08

are up a game in conference

1:23:10

play on Purdue in Nebraska. They

1:23:12

have purdue Nebraska

1:23:14

both left to play in their next

1:23:16

three games. If they win their next three

1:23:18

games, I think they could effectively clench.

1:23:22

with, like,

1:23:22

two weeks to spare. So then

1:23:25

the

1:23:25

teams that are, like, pretty super

1:23:27

early, their divisions are gonna

1:23:29

be clamps in in Illinois. Yep. Yep.

1:23:31

And then and and then Brett Bealman

1:23:33

needs to get that extension. Yes.

1:23:36

Oh, a

1:23:38

hundred percent. A gigantic one hundred and ten million

1:23:40

dollar extension from the University of

1:23:42

Illinois, and then he needs to

1:23:44

go two

1:23:46

and ten. Yeah. That's that's

1:23:48

the dream. Get the extension and

1:23:50

park the bus. Get the extension

1:23:52

and hustle toward that buyout.

1:23:54

And and do you know what he'll do? He'll say, well, I've made

1:23:56

the big ten championship as many times

1:23:58

as James Franklin has. And it'll

1:23:59

be true.

1:24:02

And it'll be true. We'll just go yeah. Go work for the

1:24:04

Patriots for a couple of years, and

1:24:06

then start this over again. I've made

1:24:09

it as many times as Jim

1:24:11

Harbaugh has. That's true. That's looking

1:24:13

awful. So true. Yeah. These are true facts. You can't get mad.

1:24:15

Why are you bad at facts? More. Right?

1:24:17

If we

1:24:19

throw in his Wisconsin and

1:24:21

tenure. Oh, I wasn't even I wasn't

1:24:23

even going there. Yeah. Like, he's done it more than almost every other coach

1:24:26

in the conference combined.

1:24:28

You know what he should do? You

1:24:30

know he should just go back to Wisconsin. No. Why not? Everyone's happy.

1:24:32

Why not? Why not? Then

1:24:34

they'll pay him a hundred twenty

1:24:38

Wisconsin wants, like, the He needs to he needs to dang like he needs to be like, I'm taking the Purdue job first.

1:24:41

I'm gonna get

1:24:44

them to conference championship. Yeah. Yeah. I I

1:24:46

wanna own an actual challenge because I'm very My current parents is just like, I'm not going anywhere. Fuck face.

1:24:48

Fuck on anywhere. No. Well, none of

1:24:50

you need to make me do a goddamn

1:24:54

that I'm fully aware coach Belamo has an Iowa

1:24:56

tattoo in his leg. Sorry. I'm

1:24:58

not

1:24:58

tired. Kurt Farrant is so

1:25:00

close to life. You would know what

1:25:02

I have a tattoo of? Nothing. because that's where I'm

1:25:04

going. Nowhere. Zero. Zero. He's he is

1:25:06

so close to Nixon in the onion

1:25:08

right now. Like the like comment got me

1:25:11

far. Just all bunkered in with

1:25:13

a rifle in the oval office

1:25:15

because I'm not going

1:25:17

anywhere and neither is

1:25:20

my offense. did we miss

1:25:22

anything in this expansive survey of -- Coach:

1:25:25

-- --

1:25:28

sorrow, despair, and

1:25:30

the Big Ten West stealing money. This coaching salary buys a lot of basement soup as it turns out. So good

1:25:32

luck waiting me out.

1:25:34

Fuckers. I've got

1:25:35

so many apocalypse

1:25:40

buckets. So many

1:25:41

so many MREs

1:25:42

down here. I'm not

1:25:45

gonna shit for ten

1:25:47

years. Oh god. He'll never and he'll never get bored. He's watched so

1:25:49

much Iowa football. He can't. Yeah.

1:25:51

He's impervious. I I

1:25:53

do think the best big twin. big ten West driver retrofit

1:25:55

is the apocalypse bucket. The

1:25:58

old Okan apocalypse

1:26:00

bucket. of

1:26:04

bronze. Yeah. Listen. If you just

1:26:06

add if you just add water

1:26:08

and simmer for three

1:26:10

days, you get a nutritious thirty gallon

1:26:12

barrel of split piece soup. And Welcome

1:26:15

to Big Dude's Saturday. It's

1:26:17

the battle for

1:26:19

the preppers toilet. The meal,

1:26:22

you can shit.

1:26:24

Gosh, Johnson, seriously,

1:26:26

I had to get gas.

1:26:29

up for and here comes

1:26:32

my

1:26:35

child. Which I

1:26:38

think

1:26:38

he's having seen multiple times

1:26:40

this morning. Yeah.

1:26:41

It's like having the brompton song.

1:26:43

They were just over

1:26:46

in Jackson, Iowa. Let's just have a look. Folks we are now three plays away from Tory,

1:26:52

Taylor.

1:26:55

Joel Klett. Why am

1:26:57

I

1:26:57

feeling nothing? It's a

1:27:00

fake. No. It's just

1:27:02

a very bad at completion, Joe. That's

1:27:04

it. Let's see what Alex Padilla

1:27:07

could do. Wow. It's alright. Touch

1:27:12

down.