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Guys, let's just scooch in here
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real quick. Let's just wedge our
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way in here right before we're
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gonna start a new But I
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just want to scooch right in
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here, right before we start and
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just kind of look at a
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little little little appetizer a little
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auto appetizer Just get a little
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scooch in just kind of like
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a quick little one. Let's just
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make it a to some today. Okay.
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Here we go. Sean,
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where'd you get that sweet
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smartless hat? Isn't that
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cool? From the from the
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merch store, it's SiriusXM. So
0:54
you go to SiriusXM, you
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can just buy like Smartless,
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like T-shirts hats, hats, hats,
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and like, what if I
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wanted like leg warmers? Do
1:04
they have those? Why? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
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you could do all that. You know, um...
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Do we get any... Does anyone, does anyone,
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like we talk to us? I did get
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it. Why did they send us one of
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those hats? They're particularly proud of it. I
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don't know, because they're like new, I guess,
1:19
in the store. They're pretty sweet. Amanda stole
1:21
mine immediately. Yeah, that's really cool. Who came
1:24
up with those? Sean, you had a hand
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in that particular hat, right? No, I
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didn't. I haven't. No, not at all.
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Will's got notes. Hold on, hold on,
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hold on. This is like a baseball
1:35
hat. Well, yeah, but it's got a
1:37
real curve on the bill. Yeah. It
1:39
is a trucker hat, which I like,
1:42
but it's got a real curve on
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the bill. Yeah. It is a trucker
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hat, which I like, but it's got
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a real soft top too. Yeah. But you
1:51
can find the high top trucker hats
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on the site there. It's at the
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CSXM. I don't know the link. Does
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anybody know the link? I don't know.
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We'll put it in the chat Yeah,
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everyone's getting the chat, right? People are
2:03
jumping to this. Oh yeah, people are
2:05
jumping on the chat, right? Oh, hang
2:07
on, let's just take a look. The
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chat is blowing up. Wait Jay, did
2:11
you make it to Maple's game? I
2:14
did, I saw the first quarter and
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she was, I was telling Will. Fast
2:18
call, right? Yeah, she's got incredible ball
2:20
skills, which is what I think Sean's,
2:22
or Will's handle, maybe both your handles.
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Ball skill coming up through high school.
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Ball skill haze. Here he comes. I
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love not even commenting and just watching
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you through. sort of deadly draw on
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that one out. And I think that's
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what you want. One of you. That's
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how I felt all day to day
2:38
doing our doing our sketches today. Yeah,
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we were working on something today and
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chatting about something today that's to come
2:45
that we keep talking about. Not sure
2:47
we got anything usable today. I think
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we did. Please, of course, of course
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we did. And it's all in the
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vein of this fun thing that we
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keep talking about that we're. that we're
2:57
really excited about. When are we going
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to talk more about that? In a
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few weeks. Pretty soon. One is the
3:03
audience ready to hear. In a matter
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of weeks, we're going to be able
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to talk about what it really is.
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And I think it's exciting. I'm very
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excited to share. I'm excited too. Super
3:14
excited. I think it's something that they
3:16
might like. That's what else I'm excited
3:18
about. What is that, your nukes, your
3:20
next guest? Yes. This is what I
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like. I like a, I like a,
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I like a segue more than anything.
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A smooth segge. Well, have you figured
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it out yet? Because I was talking
3:30
to Will, giving him clues today. I
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was trying to think, you were like,
3:34
oh, it's so neat. I'll figure it
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out, I'm brighter than him. Well, I'll,
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so I'll read it, you'll guess it
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by the end of this intro. As
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a child, he often contemplated who he'd
3:45
rather fly as Superman or Peter Pan.
3:47
His career started with a role in
3:49
General Hospital, which primed him for the
3:51
pilot of eight is enough. John Stamos.
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As he patiently awaited May 25, 1977,
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when the world would come to know
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him as one of the most famous
3:59
heroes in cinematic history, that... Luke Skywalker
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and he is Mark Hamill. Whoa! Whoa!
4:03
Whoa! Whoa! Mr. Hamill! Now Sean, how
4:06
would you even, well, at least you're
4:08
sitting. Look, I'm shaking, look, I'm shaking
4:10
a little bit. How'd you get a
4:12
little bit? How'd you get through the
4:14
day? Sorry, we're gonna give you in
4:16
a second, Mr. Hamill. This guy Sean
4:18
Hayes lives and breathes and breathes Star
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Wars. Who could it be? It's not
4:22
the mayor of Tatawine, but it's close.
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It's close. So wait, just before we
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start, my first of all, thank you
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for being on here. This is huge
4:30
for me and... Thank you. All of
4:33
us. Millions of other people. Oh my
4:35
God. Yes. There's a national treasure for
4:37
Christ's here. You are, and I can't
4:39
believe you. But before we start, I
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just want to read to you what
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you wrote. on your Instagram about Stephen
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King, you wrote, it took every ounce
4:47
of discipline I possess to avoid freaking
4:49
out and exposing myself as the weak
4:51
need, slavish fan boy, I truly am.
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And of course, I feel the same
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way about you as you wrote about
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Stephen King, because I've been waiting 50
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years to talk to you. Oh my
5:02
God, this is crazy. It's crazy that
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I'm talking to. It's not quite 50
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years, it's 47. I mean, let's be
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honest, because the movie came out in
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77. I saw a new Hope four
5:12
times in a row. I know I
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give Sean a lot of shit for
5:16
being a Star Wars. I saw the
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first one four times in the theaters
5:20
when I was a kid. Wow, so
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you were all like 12, 13, I
5:24
was seven. We were both seven. Sean
5:26
and I were both look much older
5:29
than I do than I do, but,
5:31
but, but, so well. Now, Will, did
5:33
you pay four times for it or
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did you just? Yeah, I went four
5:37
times. I went, yes, of course. You
5:39
left the theater and re-entered four times.
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Could it, nobody could believe it was
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a phenomenon that nobody could believe it,
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it changed everything. And we were like.
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We talk about it all the time
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on this show when we talk about
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it. We do. And I give Sean
5:53
a lot of shit just for being
5:55
a nerd mark. But that's not the
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only reason he's a nerd. He's a
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nerd. of other reasons. Mark, how was
6:02
it to continue being a part of
6:04
that going forward, on and on? Did
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you think it would go on this long?
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Oh, of course not. No, no, not at
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all. Although when we were doing it, I
6:12
remember the first couple of days we
6:14
shot in North Africa, I went over
6:16
with Guinness and the Droyds. And I
6:18
hadn't met carrier Harrison yet. And I
6:20
said to George, why is this episode
6:22
four? Why aren't you starting with episode
6:25
one? He goes, well, episode one, it's
6:27
a lot of exposition and it's more
6:29
political. This trilogy is much more commercial.
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So he knew. Did he already have
6:33
plans that he would go back and
6:35
do those first three? Or did he
6:37
just kind of jettison that from the
6:39
very beginning and just like, ah, yeah,
6:41
we're just going to not even do
6:43
those stories? Well, the way I
6:45
understood it was that. He originally planned
6:48
four trilogies of 12, but when we
6:50
were shooting, I asked him about
6:52
the first trilogy and he said, he
6:54
explained, well, this is more commercial,
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there's a lot of exposition and it's
6:59
political and it's about taxation and
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blah, blah, blah, so I wanted it.
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He wanted you to feel like you
7:05
walked into a serial chapter play
7:07
and you'd miss the first few episodes.
7:10
That's why they had the crawl
7:12
to bring you up to speed. But
7:14
I mean, as actors, you might. us
7:16
appreciate this. When I auditioned, we
7:18
just had a, it was an
7:20
open cattle call. Brian DePama was
7:22
casting Stephen King's Carry, the horror
7:25
movie set in high school, and
7:27
George was casting Star Wars. And
7:29
it was a cattle call. Like
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I say, you sat down, they
7:33
said, tell us a little about
7:35
yourself, and you talked for five
7:37
minutes. And they said, thank you.
7:39
They didn't talk about the project
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at all. But here's the interesting
7:44
part. We're sending you the page.
7:46
It was like a 10-page scene
7:48
with Harrison as Han Solo in the
7:50
cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. No rookie,
7:52
just the two of us. But there
7:54
was no context. I mean, I'm reading
7:56
this thing going, wait a second. Is
7:58
this like a parody? or a send-up
8:00
of Flash Gordon is it like Mel
8:03
Brooks or whatever so I when I
8:05
went to the audition I went to
8:07
Harrison because he had done American graffiti
8:09
he'd known George and I said Harrison
8:11
is this like are we is this
8:14
like a send-up I mean is it
8:16
he said hey kid let's just get
8:18
it done you know he was absolutely
8:20
know how I could listen to you
8:22
imitate him all day. So was he,
8:25
did he have to audition at all
8:27
or was he, he was already set
8:29
in that part coming off of American
8:31
graffiti? Well, no, he'd already in American
8:33
graffiti. When I did the screen test,
8:36
I don't know whether he was set
8:38
or not, but he did do a
8:40
screen test with Kerry, so I guess
8:42
George was fairly sure, and there were
8:44
two sets of three. Marcia Lucas, George's
8:47
wife said, when he was packing to
8:49
go to London, he hadn't decided between
8:51
the two. I mean, there was no
8:53
mix and match. It was me, Harrison,
8:55
and Kerry, or Will Seltzer, Terry, Nunn,
8:58
and I forget now, who's Han Solo,
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and she took credit. She said, I'm
9:02
the one that suggests he go with
9:04
you guys. That's great. That's amazing. Here's
9:06
what's so interesting is, and I went
9:09
to George at the same audition said
9:11
the same thing I said to Harrison,
9:13
is this like a parody or are
9:15
we serious? He went, well, let's just
9:17
do it and we'll talk about it
9:20
later. Translation, let's just do it and
9:22
we'll never talk about it later. Sure,
9:24
shut up and hit your mark. Exactly,
9:26
George is not like, he's not an
9:28
actor's director, he comes alive in the
9:30
editing room. He doesn't want to hear
9:33
about backstory or motivation or whatever. Now,
9:35
Ervin Kirshner was the opposite. He was
9:37
very much into that. He did Empire.
9:39
But like I say, the moment, my
9:41
agent said, okay, you got it and
9:44
they're sending the script over, I will
9:46
never forget reading that script for the
9:48
first time because it just blew my
9:50
mind. I mean, even without John Williams'
9:52
music or the special effects, yes. It
9:55
was all on the page, you guys.
9:57
You really got the sense of... Isn't
9:59
that amazing? Yes, it was... What about
10:01
you realizing what part you had just
10:03
gotten to? Well, that's it. I have
10:06
to tell you, Jason, when I... It
10:08
was weeks, maybe a month later. And
10:10
when I tested, I figured, oh, Harrison's
10:12
the leading man. I'm like the annoying
10:14
sidekick, right? Because I'm badgering him and
10:17
all this stuff. And I have to
10:19
do this for you. I mean, my
10:21
daughter's through this a million times. There
10:23
was a line in the screen test
10:25
that, thankfully, was not in the finished
10:28
product. We're going towards the Death Star
10:30
and Hososo said, basically, look, I've done
10:32
my part. When we get to an
10:34
inhabital asteroid, I'm trumping you and the
10:36
droids off. And here's my actual line.
10:39
But we can't turn back. Fear is
10:41
their greatest defense. I doubt if the
10:43
actual security there's any greater than it
10:45
was on aquilire solace, and what there
10:47
is is most likely directed towards a
10:50
large-scale assault. Now try and make that
10:52
sound like it's a spontaneous thought just
10:54
coming off the top of your head.
10:56
I mean, it's just, and I mean,
10:58
you could diagram the sentence. Well, whenever
11:01
Scotty and I run out to the
11:03
store, we say this line, we say,
11:05
but I was going in a Tashi
11:07
station to pick up some power converters,
11:09
which here it is, here it is.
11:12
I was going to Tashi Station to
11:14
pick up some power converters. There is.
11:16
You know, and people don't believe me,
11:18
but I was trying to be as
11:20
whiny baby as I could, so I
11:23
had somewhere to go. Yeah, I know,
11:25
for sure. Yeah, you had to be
11:27
this kid who did it. Yes. Yeah,
11:29
yeah, yeah. And you got to be
11:31
as annoying and whiny as possible, but
11:34
you know, I still get... garbage over
11:36
that over the years. I just I
11:38
just want I just I didn't even
11:40
tell you this and I just watched
11:42
a new hope again recently with the
11:45
little kids. Oh yeah with my kids
11:47
and and it just it holds up
11:49
in the most. How old is it?
11:51
How old is it? What is it?
11:53
You shot it in 76 and it
11:56
came out in 77. So what is
11:58
that? You shot it in 74. You
12:00
shot it in 76. It's 48. Yeah,
12:02
I was 24. Almost 49. So you
12:04
go, so you shoot that thing in
12:07
1976 in London and in North Africa.
12:09
Right. Right. And I remember, by the
12:11
way, I remember. My friend, this guy,
12:13
I worked with Peter Cohn, who was
12:15
a first assistant director on lots of
12:18
big movies, but one of his first
12:20
jobs, he was a PA, right? On
12:22
a New Hope? Peter was? Yes, and
12:24
the thing was, he was not going
12:26
to be able to go to, they
12:29
weren't taking him to North Africa, but
12:31
when they discovered he spoke French. he
12:33
was in and he was like 19
12:35
and we became fast friends and he's
12:37
still one of my closest friends today.
12:40
Wow. He's a great guy and I
12:42
worked with him on a couple movies.
12:44
He was the first AD on Blades
12:46
of Glory. He was also first AD
12:48
on Withnail and I which is my
12:51
favorite film of all time. Yeah, it's
12:53
great. So, but I remember him telling
12:55
me and maybe Mark, you can talk,
12:57
speak to this, telling me about like.
12:59
For instance, R2D2 was just like this,
13:02
because it was 1976, it was just
13:04
like this bucket, like this metallic, and
13:06
then it would fall over, they'd kick
13:08
it. Yes, exactly. It's a marvel of
13:10
editing because... Sean, why are you crying?
13:13
Sean, I'm on the verge, on the
13:15
verge. No, but tell us. Well no
13:17
it was like you say I mean
13:19
George called it the most expensive low-budget
13:21
movie ever made yeah and what he
13:24
meant by that was every single penny
13:26
has to be up on the screen
13:28
the only people they actually had to
13:30
pay decent salaries to would be Alec
13:32
Guinness and Peter Cushing all of us
13:35
were unknown so I think I got
13:37
a thousand a week I remember complaining
13:39
my age was well I make eight
13:41
thousand to ten thousand on television a
13:43
week and she said, hey, get a
13:46
grip. It's a movie, it's George Lucas,
13:48
it's Alec Guinness. I went, oh yeah.
13:50
And as you know, I mean, money.
13:52
secondary we do this because we love
13:54
it yes and if you can get
13:57
a nice salary good for you but
13:59
and so but wait what about Robert
14:01
England for my sister Tracy Robert England
14:03
was Freddie Kruger and he told you
14:05
to audition for Star Wars is that
14:08
true well in his book he said
14:10
you know basically if it weren't for
14:12
me mark wouldn't be Luke's car worker
14:14
and to be fair I mean I
14:16
love Robert yeah but when he said
14:19
that to me he had just come
14:21
back from an audition you know how
14:23
it is once you've auditioned you feel
14:25
free to tell your friends so if
14:27
you been out for this thing. Have
14:30
you been out for this George Lucas
14:32
thing? I said no. And I went
14:34
to the phone. I called my agent
14:36
and I said and I told her
14:38
about it and she said, I'm all
14:41
over. You've got an appointment next Wednesday.
14:43
So I hate to. burst Robert's bubble.
14:45
It makes for a better story. Sure,
14:47
sure. It's a good sound bite, but
14:49
you know, we've put it to rest
14:52
now and fucking. Yeah, yeah. I'm just
14:54
going to load. I don't know the
14:56
guy. Oh, it's great. Were you, were
14:58
you, what was, what was your work
15:00
schedule like before Star Wars? Were you,
15:03
you, you were in the pilot of
15:05
eight is enough. That's what I want
15:07
to know. And then you got replaced.
15:09
But they changed a lot of the
15:11
people in the pilot. They changed the
15:13
father. They changed three siblings, including me.
15:16
Big Fan Patton. I was just doing,
15:18
you know, I did TV, after the
15:20
soap, I did TV movies, I don't
15:22
know how many of 30 or something,
15:24
between 70 and 76 and lots and
15:27
lots of, you know. FBI and you
15:29
were you were you're a working actor
15:31
this this wasn't a huge shock to
15:33
you to the system when this thing
15:35
took off I mean I guess how
15:38
can you be prepared for that that
15:40
kind of exposure but it wasn't you
15:42
weren't you weren't right off a truck
15:44
no no no yeah and and the
15:46
way I felt about it I thought
15:49
I didn't see any ads for it
15:51
on television like I'd watched Saturday Night
15:53
Live and usually they you know placed
15:55
a movie commercials there I didn't see
15:57
it and and on the day it
16:00
opened, the driver picked me up to
16:02
go dub the 35 millimeter prints, because
16:04
it only opened in like 16 theaters
16:06
in 70 millimeter. And I said, can
16:08
you drive by Gromit's Chinese? I want
16:11
to see what it looks like up
16:13
on the Marquis. Oh, here's a fun
16:15
fact. There was such disagreement on how
16:17
to promote it at Fox that it
16:19
opened with no poster. Wow, they just
16:22
stable the lobby cards up because they
16:24
couldn't is this like that one faction
16:26
was promoting it like a An entertainment
16:28
journey beyond your imagination far beyond the
16:30
other one was like pushing the more
16:33
committed aspects, you know, rascals and outer
16:35
space, but they couldn't agree. So anyway,
16:37
I said, can you drive by gromas?
16:39
And now what I thought was This
16:41
thing's going to take a couple of
16:44
weeks to get going because the hardcore
16:46
sci-fi fantasy horror fans are all going
16:48
to see it on day one but
16:50
it'll take word of mouth for it
16:52
to spread and say hey you know
16:55
what it's pretty funny too and it's
16:57
you know it's all these things. But
16:59
so anyway, we drove by and I
17:01
couldn't believe my eyes. There were lines
17:03
around the block the first day, so
17:06
I couldn't figure it out. Yeah, what
17:08
was the promotion that got that that
17:10
amount of interest going? I was too
17:12
young to really notice it. But how
17:14
do you think they they accrued that
17:17
much interest in it without the posters
17:19
and stuff? Well, they did a poster,
17:21
but I think Hildebran was the artist
17:23
and they depicted Luke as like Luke
17:25
as like six to and ripped with
17:28
anything like me. And I didn't even
17:30
audition, but yeah. You know, but you
17:32
know what's funny though, what a great
17:34
example once again of how fucking lucky
17:36
the suits got. Oh, yeah. And, and,
17:39
and they kind of got in their
17:41
own way and couldn't agree on a
17:43
poster and who were so quick to
17:45
rush to, to take credit for shit
17:47
and blah, blah, blah, blah. And I
17:50
know the merits of it. And it
17:52
was the merits of the, of the,
17:54
of the, you know, the, the, the,
17:56
the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
17:58
the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
18:01
this thing and how quickly do you
18:03
think Mark those same people who decided
18:05
that they couldn't figure out to put
18:07
a fucking poster or whatever how quickly
18:09
do you think they took credit at
18:12
dinner that night or that next week
18:14
or at a lunch with other yeah
18:16
isn't that the way is not the
18:18
way because they really didn't see any
18:20
potential and they were you know we
18:23
didn't of course of course they didn't
18:25
really prepared to dump it but you
18:27
know George had made a graffiti at
18:29
Universal and the head of Universal wanted
18:31
to dump it on the second half
18:34
of a double bill and it was
18:36
only Francis Ford Copla that went to
18:38
him and said look you've got to
18:40
give this a chance because They were
18:42
mad because they spent so much money
18:45
to get the rights to all the
18:47
music, all the vintage rock and roll.
18:49
But to think that American graffiti could
18:51
have been just thrown away and they
18:53
never learned. Yeah. We'll be right back.
18:56
And now back to the show. Hey,
18:59
what did John Williams done before?
19:01
He did Jaws before this? Oh my
19:03
god. Yes, so much. No, but before
19:06
Jaws or this? He did Lost in
19:08
Space. He did. He was billed
19:10
as Johnny Williams and he did a
19:12
lot of universal television shows. I mean,
19:15
you're so like... He did a Gilegan's
19:17
Island. Aside from George, I think
19:19
he's probably more responsible for the success
19:21
of that film than any other single
19:24
person because when I remember... Gary Kursler,
19:26
producer, picked me up to go to
19:28
another dubbing session. He said, oh,
19:30
I just got the score from, you
19:33
know, I was over in London with
19:35
a little, when he put it on,
19:37
you guys, I'm telling you, I
19:39
felt tears streaming down my face. I
19:42
just could, exactly. I also want to
19:44
finish the story about me reading it
19:46
for the first time. Remember, I
19:48
got it without reading a script. I
19:51
just had read that one. Sorry, keep
19:53
going, yeah. Well, here's the thing. When
19:55
I opened the first page, it said
19:58
the... Ventures of Luke Star Killer
20:00
as taken from the Journal of the
20:02
Wills, saga number one, the Star Wars.
20:04
And I'm thinking, wait a minute, wasn't
20:07
it? I, Luke, no, I guess
20:09
Harrison was Luke, because I figured he
20:11
was a traditional leading man. He was
20:13
35 or whatever, and he was Harrison
20:16
Ford. Come on. So I started
20:18
to read this thing and I, you
20:20
know, in the very beginning, I realized,
20:23
oh my God, this is seen through
20:25
the eyes of this teenage farm
20:27
boy. I mean, that was unusual in
20:29
and of itself. You'd think it probably
20:32
be through the eyes of Han Solo,
20:34
but I mean, that's the journey that...
20:36
Give us a little bit of
20:38
Harrison's reaction when he read the script.
20:41
I didn't say, oh, I'm going to
20:43
go do an impression of Harrison Ford.
20:45
I was on Seth Myers and
20:47
I was just relaying a story that
20:50
happened to us when we were on
20:52
the death star. We were midday and
20:54
I said, wait a second, this
20:56
scene takes place after we were in
20:59
the trash compactor, which we hadn't filmed
21:01
yet. Or maybe we had, because I
21:03
said, shouldn't I have like some schmoots
21:06
and messy hair and polystyrene in
21:08
my, in my hair? And he goes,
21:10
hey kid, it ain't that kind of
21:12
movie. If anybody's looking at your hair,
21:15
we're all in big trouble. And
21:17
I went, boy, is he right? You
21:19
really make a great director if you
21:21
weren't so lazy. Because he knows his
21:24
part and he knows everybody and
21:26
he'll give you suggestions. They're all gold.
21:28
I just idolized him. I mean, when
21:30
he walked in the door the first
21:33
time, because I went back after
21:35
the stuff in Africa, Harrison came first
21:37
and he comes on the. downstage, you
21:39
know, in his Han Solo gear. And
21:42
I just, I'd already liked him in
21:44
the conversation and. and American graffiti
21:46
anyway. But I mean, I just was,
21:48
the relationship was real because I idolized
21:51
him, I looked at him as a
21:53
mentor, an older brother, and all
21:55
that. You're so fucking cool with the
21:57
vest and shit. And when I read
22:00
it, I thought, oh my God, why
22:02
don't I ever get the part
22:04
of the womanizing gambler and scoundrel, you
22:06
know, I'm just like, oh, I'm going
22:09
to touch his station. I did a
22:11
thing for Vanity Fairwoods and they said
22:13
you can do any, you know,
22:15
any sort of character from a film,
22:18
blah blah, and I went as Harrison
22:20
Ford from Star Wars. Oh well, well,
22:22
because I was like, yeah, he
22:24
was like, he was a cowboy, you
22:27
know what I mean? Like, speaking of
22:29
that, you must know Mark that these
22:31
guys know, Scotty, my husband is
22:33
as big a couple. I've been sitting
22:36
here for like an hour. I've been,
22:38
we've got Scottie and the Kyleerine. More
22:40
royalties for George Lucas, very good.
22:42
Scottie's got like a couple. Scott, he's
22:45
got like a couple. Scott, he's been
22:47
waiting. He's been waiting. I've been sitting
22:50
here for like an hour. You know,
22:52
my mom told me, she said
22:54
when you were born, I couldn't decide
22:56
on a name. It was between Mark
22:59
and Scott. And they said, if you
23:01
don't decide right now, we're just
23:03
going to put baby handle on the
23:05
birth certificate. So she literally flipped a
23:08
coin. And of course, when she tells
23:10
you that at age seven, you
23:12
go, oh, Scott's so much a cooler
23:14
name. God, you always want we don't
23:17
have, right? I'm a big fan, but
23:19
Scott, he's like a mega, mega fan.
23:21
All right, and he's got a
23:23
couple questions. It's next. I think my
23:26
question really is at what point when
23:28
Everything was done, the film was done,
23:30
it was completed, and it was
23:32
about to come out and all of
23:35
that. I know the typical question is,
23:37
did you know it was going to
23:39
be a hit? Of course, nobody
23:41
knows it's going to be a hit.
23:44
Anything's going to be a hit. It's
23:46
just, it's not up to us. But
23:48
when did you have that visceral sort
23:51
of reaction like we all had,
23:53
or did you ever have it like
23:55
audiences had where you realized, oh, this
23:57
is something bigger than all of us,
24:00
to promote it. And we did
24:02
Vancouver, I don't think it had opened,
24:04
and then it opened, and when we
24:06
came into Chicago, I looked outside the
24:09
plane, I saw massive crowds, and
24:11
I said, hey, you guys, there's somebody
24:13
famous on this plane. We were looking
24:15
around to see if like, well, there
24:18
was a big sports star, whatever.
24:20
And then as we got closer, Gary
24:22
look that girl has buns on she's
24:24
got the princess label Harrison that guy's
24:27
got the vests and everything somebody had
24:29
made a luke tunic out of
24:31
the pillow because there were people dressed
24:33
like us and we all looked at
24:36
these so like whoa that's above and
24:38
beyond I mean it's going to
24:40
be a successful movie but when you
24:42
see people then yeah especially 50 years
24:45
later right I mean just like a
24:47
grown man go ahead next question
24:49
Scotty Listen, I'm here to give Sean
24:51
a break from the harassment is now
24:54
for me. Listen, I have to tell
24:56
you, it's a double-edged sword because what
24:58
will happen is, and this has
25:00
been happening for 20, 30 years, The
25:03
kids that were little when they came
25:05
out are now parents of their own
25:07
and you'll be in an airport
25:09
or something. And you know, a five
25:12
or six year old, they think we
25:14
made Star Wars two weeks ago. I
25:17
mean, there's nothing to really date
25:19
it in terms of models of cars
25:21
or clothing or whatever. So they have
25:23
no concept of time. And so, you
25:26
know, the parents will gesture to
25:28
a 55 year old me and go,
25:30
hey kids, look who it is. It's
25:32
Luke Skywalker and they look at this.
25:35
Look at me in horror. Like, God,
25:37
what happens is he really let
25:39
himself know. Great makeup artists in the
25:41
movie. Yeah, exactly. So, so wait, so
25:44
Scotty, do you have another question before
25:46
you take off? Oh, Jesus, Christ.
25:48
No, I didn't realize I'd be by
25:50
people. No, you can hang out. I
25:53
didn't know if you wanted to. No,
25:55
no. No, I would love to.
25:57
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang
25:59
on, hang on, one second. Let me
26:02
just say, Scotty, Scotty, I don't think
26:04
that Sean meant that. I think that
26:06
what he meant to say, like
26:08
he didn't know if you had more,
26:11
Sean, I got this, and then Sean,
26:13
look at Scotty and tell him what
26:15
you meant to say. What I
26:17
meant to say was, I got this,
26:20
and then Sean, look at Scotty, and
26:22
tell him what you meant to say,
26:24
and tell him what he meant
26:26
to say, Scott, how are you, how
26:29
are you, how are you, how are
26:31
you, how are you, how are you,
26:33
how are you, how are you,
26:35
how are you, how are you, how
26:38
are you, how are, how are you,
26:40
how, how are, how, how, how, how,
26:42
how, how, how, how, how, how, how,
26:45
how, how, how, how, how, how,
26:47
how, how, how, how No, no, look
26:49
at Sean and you tell him how
26:51
you're feeling. I'm feeling wonderful and thank
26:54
you for the opportunity. This is
26:56
great. It was a pleasure to be
26:58
here and I, uh, I'm glad that
27:00
Mark could be here for the two
27:03
of the biggest Star Wars fans
27:05
in the world, that Mark, you could
27:07
see them work out. In couples therapy.
27:09
We owe everything to the fans. If
27:12
it weren't for them, we wouldn't be
27:14
anywhere. Right, right, right. desire question.
27:16
Yeah, something. What about the, what about
27:18
Norway with the Empire Strikes back in
27:21
the snow? Remember we were talking about
27:23
that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Wasn't
27:25
there, I could have this wrong, but
27:27
wasn't there a thing where you guys
27:30
were, you know, where you were in
27:32
Norway, it was just absolutely. treacherous
27:34
with all the snow. And I think
27:36
you guys were scheduled to go shoot
27:39
somewhere or whatever it was, but it
27:41
was so bad, then you just
27:43
went out the back door and did
27:46
stuff. Exactly. Here's what happened. They, they,
27:48
they had, you know, our luck was
27:50
terrible. We had rainstorms in Tunisia that
27:53
cost us, we had to shut
27:55
down. Then we go to Norway, it
27:57
was like the coldest winter and I
27:59
don't know, eleveny billion years, whatever it
28:02
was. And they had found a
28:04
glacier. which was about an hour and
28:06
a half from where we were staying,
28:08
and we were meant to go on
28:11
snow buggies, because it photographed on
28:13
camera, it photographed blue. And I remember
28:15
now, this is the days before a
28:17
lot of CGI, everything was practical in
28:20
those days. So the day arrives for
28:22
us to go to this blue
28:24
glacier, and they said, it's impossible. Maybe
28:26
we go there, it'll be whited out
28:29
from the blizzard. So like you say,
28:31
it was Han Solo rescuing Luke
28:33
in the snow after getting hit by
28:35
the wampa. And if you turn the
28:38
camera around, there's people on the balcony,
28:40
sipping cocoa, watching us. Wow. We're
28:42
about 100 yards from the back of
28:44
the hotel. That's crazy. This is where
28:47
you cut the belly open on the
28:49
thing. Yeah. You got inside? Yeah.
28:51
No way! Wow. That is crazy. They
28:53
were all enjoying it. But it's funny
28:56
now because, you know, you know, in
28:58
those days. There wasn't so much security.
29:00
In other words, when I read
29:02
Star Wars, I just blew my mind
29:05
and I said, oh my God, I've
29:07
got to get my friend Jonathan to
29:09
read this. So my best friend
29:11
Jonathan worked down at the LA Art
29:14
Museum and I passed it to him
29:16
and he read it. He said, yeah,
29:18
I don't know how they're going
29:20
to do this or what it is
29:23
really. Can I give it to merit?
29:25
I said, yeah, sure. So we passed
29:27
it all around. All my friends read
29:30
it. It was before everything was
29:32
coated with your name on it. Right,
29:34
right. Where you have to protect it
29:36
with your life. But it was just
29:39
a different time. And like I
29:41
say, I had a blast. I mean,
29:43
one thing that hit me, I said,
29:45
you know what I love about this,
29:48
is you can take from it
29:50
what you want. In other words, it's
29:52
effortlessly feminist. The princess is anything but
29:54
a shrinking violent. She takes over her
29:57
own rescue. Ms. Hahn and Luke look
29:59
like a couple of chumps. You
30:01
call as a rescue? Give me that
30:03
gun. And she's standing up to Vader,
30:06
nose to nose, and you know, really
30:08
giving him. Right. And so what
30:10
I'm saying is that is just accepted
30:13
and it's ahead of its time. How
30:15
long was a shoot? Do you remember
30:17
that? Yeah, it was like, I
30:19
think it was scheduled for 10 weeks
30:22
and we went 12. But that was,
30:24
I mean, that was Star Wars on
30:26
Empire. It was crazy because it
30:28
was scheduled for three months, four months.
30:31
Everybody wrapped and went home. And I
30:33
was still the only human being on
30:35
the call sheet. There was a puppet,
30:38
a robot, various snakes and lizards
30:40
and one human being. Because they built
30:42
Dagaba on a sound stage at Elstreet.
30:44
You know, we, I mean, it's amazing
30:47
that we could get away with
30:49
that because I was reading the script.
30:51
I said, how are they going to
30:53
do Yoda? Is it going to be,
30:56
is it going to be, you
30:58
know, stop frame animation or whatever? I
31:00
didn't know it's going to be a
31:02
puppet. But I'm telling you, Frank Oz
31:05
is such an artist, when he puts
31:07
that thing on, you're just there.
31:09
You know, it was so real to
31:11
me. mold of his face, you know,
31:14
with a piece of blue tape where
31:16
his eyes are supposed to be.
31:18
And so every time you see me
31:20
in a single talking to him, he's
31:23
not there. But I can. I can
31:25
be a Jedi. I'm saying to
31:27
this phone rubber again. Again, Frank, I
31:29
mean, he's, I saw you, we're the
31:32
best of friends. What is it all
31:34
these years later? He's just one
31:36
of my favorite people in the business
31:38
and so talented. Oh, it's so amazing.
31:41
Scotty, before you go, now I'm saying
31:43
before you go, before you go, do
31:45
you want to do your, um,
31:47
yoda impression for Mark? Oh, yes, let's
31:50
hear. Oh, okay. No, I'm kidding. I'm
31:52
sure it's never been done. Oh, there
31:54
you go. There you go. That's
31:56
great. That's great. That's great. That was
31:59
great. Thank you guys. Thank you so
32:01
much. Thanks, Scotty. I'll see you. Thank
32:03
you, Scotty. That happens all the
32:05
time. I was on CNN and Jim
32:08
Acosta did an Yoda impression. Oh, yeah.
32:10
Yeah. Because it's like, unlike anything else,
32:12
everybody on the planet has seen it
32:15
and knows what it is. Think
32:17
about that. Yeah, it's strange. And I
32:19
have to tell you, when I read
32:21
it, I thought, you know, this is,
32:24
I am so there, I mean,
32:26
even if I had not got the
32:28
part, I would be dying to see
32:30
this movie. That's how I felt about
32:33
it. Do you remember, you know,
32:35
I love that story that you talk
32:37
about on Empire where you wouldn't ever
32:40
eat? You know, if the camera were
32:42
to turn around and they'd see
32:44
people sipping cocoa on the deck. Do
32:46
you look at certain scenes from over
32:49
the years from over all the movies
32:51
and go like, well, I've done this
32:53
before, but you go like, I
32:55
remember I was really sick that day.
32:58
Like you watch a take and you
33:00
go, oh, yeah, that was the day
33:02
I ate the bad fish. Well,
33:04
that was the first scene we shot
33:07
or the last scene we shot. Yeah.
33:09
They called me and I said, oh
33:11
yeah, if you can send me
33:13
a copy, I'd like to see it.
33:16
When my kids heard about it, they
33:18
said, are you kidding? You're not going
33:20
to go see it in the theater?
33:23
I said, why do you guys
33:25
want to see it? You've seen it
33:27
a bazillion times on video. They said,
33:29
but never on a big screen. Yeah.
33:32
Wow. Wow. Yeah. So I did.
33:34
I saw Empire and Jedi once in
33:36
the theater. But I haven't seen them
33:38
again since. You see them and then
33:41
you just move on. You've seen
33:43
Star Wars, Empire, and Jedi only once
33:45
in the movie theaters and never again?
33:47
No. Yeah, I don't watch them on
33:50
video to tell you the truth
33:52
and there's a certain disconnect because the
33:54
fans have seen them not only far
33:56
more recently but many many many many
33:59
more times than I have. So they'll
34:01
ask me questions where I go
34:03
wait a second. Because this is a
34:05
great, do we go to the planet?
34:08
They go, well, it's not in a
34:10
movie, it's in Splinter the Minds,
34:12
I, it's a novel, Harry Dean Fox.
34:14
So they, they play the games, they
34:17
read the books, and they know way
34:19
more about it. I know I've
34:21
disappointed people. I took a Star Wars
34:23
quiz once and flunked it. Nathan says,
34:26
it was multiple choice. What kind of
34:28
memorials? What kind of memorials. 97 because
34:30
it was the 20th anniversary of
34:32
the when it first came out but
34:35
I mean the questions like what was
34:37
Han's solo smuggling a jewelry B unit
34:39
C it was spices and Who
34:41
knows the, I mean the minutiae that
34:44
these people have is really astonishing. And
34:46
I hate to disappoint people if I
34:48
go to these. Didn't they have
34:50
spice on doing too? What's it doing?
34:53
What's what the spices in space? Well
34:55
people like. I said, there's a real
34:57
hot commodity in space. You know,
34:59
get some tarragon up in space. You're
35:02
living up the highest of cotton. Yeah,
35:04
go ahead. What is the craziest fan
35:07
interaction you've had? Well, God. Like you
35:09
have like, besides today with Scotty
35:11
today with Scotty with Scotty. Well, number
35:13
one, don't sign body parts. Oh, boy.
35:16
No good can come from that. Okay.
35:18
Noted? For the most part, you
35:20
know what it's like. I mean... Yeah,
35:22
yeah, yeah. When it all happened and
35:25
went crazy, we were sort of in
35:27
the center of the storm, so
35:29
it seemed like everybody was going... nuts
35:31
around us. We weren't going nuts. Right,
35:34
right, right. But it was a different
35:36
time. I mean, you'd have people just
35:38
proposition you like, really? Yeah, come
35:40
on back. Yeah. And we will be
35:43
right back. And back to the show.
35:45
Somebody asked me recently, they said, if
35:47
you had a time machine and
35:49
you could go back to any time.
35:52
to live, what were to be, and
35:54
I said, late 70s California. Because it
35:56
feels like it was like a
35:58
kind of unregulated, just kind of a
36:01
constant sunset, a good time party, no
36:03
rules, kind of easy, crazy. Yeah, it
36:05
was great man. Well, you were nine,
36:08
but Mark you as somebody who
36:10
was like at the pinnacle of the
36:12
film industry in that time, it must
36:14
have been a lot of fun. Yeah,
36:17
it was but you always try
36:19
and say I haven't changed everybody else
36:21
is going bonkers But you know you
36:23
want to hang on to then plus
36:26
you I immediately tried to throw
36:28
myself into things. I wanted to do
36:30
character parts. I wasn't getting them. You
36:32
know, these guys, you do one thing
36:35
well, they want you to do
36:37
the same thing over and over again.
36:39
So I went to New York and
36:41
I was able to do character parts.
36:44
It wasn't until I discovered animation. I
36:46
thought, oh, where's this been all
36:48
my life? Because they cast with their
36:50
ears, not their eyes. You're able to
36:53
play all these parts, you'd never get
36:55
on camera. what I'm you know
36:57
I'm five nine at best but wait
36:59
a minute this is this is this
37:02
is mark this is you as the
37:04
Joker which is fucking crazy it's
37:06
incredible because now there's a teeny little
37:08
bit of me and you too bats
37:11
why aren't you laughing away that's from
37:13
Arkham Asylum and you know I had
37:15
done the role for however long
37:17
the first iteration came in there's so
37:20
many good Jokers after me, Kevin Michael
37:22
Richardson and Jeff Bennet. No, you're one
37:24
of the most iconic ones now.
37:26
It's incredible. But what I'm saying is
37:29
when we got to the video games,
37:31
because I mean, I get mail in
37:34
the original incarnation saying, why doesn't
37:36
the Joker kill more people? And you
37:38
have to say, it's a children's cartoon.
37:40
There's this standards and practices. There was
37:43
a list of things that you
37:45
could not do, you could not punch
37:47
someone directly in the face. You couldn't.
37:49
throw someone through a playclass window. No
37:52
nudity, no liquor, no drugs, etc. Somebody
37:54
made a drawing, Bruce Tim made
37:56
a drawing a Batman flying through a
37:58
glass window with a gin bottle and
38:01
a hypodermic needle and a girl, you
38:03
know, bare chest and he broke
38:05
all the rules in one. But by
38:07
the time we got to the video
38:10
games, which is, I don't know, I'm
38:12
bad on time these days, but
38:14
10, 20 years later. Because Kevin Conroy
38:16
was always my Batman. Okay, that's what
38:19
I was going to ask you, who
38:21
your Batman was. Yeah, Kevin Conroy. When
38:23
Kevin passed, I said, this is
38:25
a time for me not to do
38:28
it anymore because, you know, I got
38:30
to the point where my agent would
38:32
call and they say, they want
38:34
you for a joke, or I'd say,
38:37
is Kevin doing it? If they said
38:39
yes, I'd say, then I'm in. I
38:41
wouldn't even have to read it.
38:43
But what I couldn't get used to
38:46
with the video games with the video
38:48
games, the video games, because they were
38:50
the video games, because they were
38:52
the video games, because they were for
38:55
video games, because they were for video
38:57
games, because they were for video games,
38:59
because they were for video games, because
39:02
they were for video games, because
39:04
they were for video games, because they
39:06
were for video games, because they were
39:08
for, because they were for, for, for,
39:11
for, for, for, for, for, for,
39:13
for, for, for And people did die.
39:15
I mean, there was, I'm looking at
39:17
going, can we say this? Much more
39:20
sophisticated than the early stuff. Yeah,
39:22
for sure. But I want to ask
39:24
you a question, Sean, because one of
39:26
the things I miss about living in
39:29
New York, because we had an apartment
39:31
there for 19 years, is seeing
39:33
theater, and I would have loved to
39:35
have seen you play Oscar Levant, because
39:38
I could see it. I could see
39:40
your face morphing into that character.
39:42
Oh, so long Oscar was such a
39:44
good, oh, dude. And when I was
39:47
a kid, I mean, on in the
39:49
summertime, I could stay up past
39:51
my bedtime and watch Twilight. zone and
39:53
Dick Van Dyck and all. the shows
39:56
I loved and I saw I used
39:58
to watch Jack Parr and Steve
40:00
Allen and Oscar Levant fascinated me as
40:03
a kid because he was effortlessly witty
40:05
but he had all these ticks and
40:07
nervous ticks and the smoking and all
40:10
of it and I thought oh
40:12
well you know Well, I thought you
40:14
did. Well, I'm gonna do it again
40:16
in London and next summer, but just
40:19
for a limited time if you
40:21
find yourself out that way. I'll keep
40:23
that in mind. Sean, what a mind
40:25
blow if you go and you're doing
40:28
a play that you wanted Tony
40:30
for, which again, sorry, just a quick,
40:32
yeah, you wanted Tony for, and then
40:34
you get to go and you do
40:37
it on the west end of London,
40:39
and you've just invited. Mark Hamill,
40:41
I know, that is crazy. No, it's
40:43
true, Mark, this is big for him.
40:46
This is big for anybody, but it's
40:48
big. I had a rule with
40:50
a stage man or I said, don't
40:52
tell me who's out front, because what
40:55
happened was, I came in and everyone
40:57
said, you know what's in the
40:59
audience? Jackie Gleason. Yeah, I thought, oh
41:01
no, because Herrigan and Hart had been
41:04
pitched. to Gleason and Kearney in the
41:06
60s. And it didn't happen for
41:08
whatever reason. But you know, he's really
41:10
familiar with that era and that music
41:13
and all of it. So I mean,
41:15
it was something I wish I had
41:17
not known because you want to
41:19
be totally there. You don't want to
41:22
be thinking, oh, what did Jackie think
41:24
of that? Right, right, right. For sure,
41:26
for sure. And sometimes, you know,
41:28
you can't, you can't help it because
41:31
other cast members would be like, come
41:33
off they'd hand me a note and
41:35
I'd see you know who was
41:37
there but yeah that must have been
41:40
my probably easier for you to do
41:42
Levant than doing someone as recognizable as
41:44
Jerry Lewis and you just killed oh
41:47
thanks you know what you know
41:49
what he was let me put it
41:51
this way my review was it was
41:53
Oscar Levant just as I remembered him
41:56
oh god that's what my dad
41:58
wrote okay so anyway so I can't
42:00
believe you Did you did Will and
42:02
Jason Meath on arrested development? Is that
42:05
where you guys? Yes, we did.
42:07
Yeah, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:09
By the way, I'm still mad they
42:11
cancel that. Everything I like, it's canceled.
42:14
Yeah, yeah. And I hold grudges for,
42:16
I'm still mad, they canceled square
42:18
pegs and that was 1982. Oh, boy
42:20
was that good. Colucci's department. Mark, I
42:23
got a question. for you, when you
42:25
said you were, you had done
42:27
the pilot, you got fired from eight
42:30
is enough, is that what happened? Or
42:32
they, you got replaced. No, they just,
42:34
they redid it with, like I
42:36
say, a different father. Right. Well, we
42:39
call that fired. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah,
42:41
sure. I was sure. But what year,
42:43
like, how soon after that did
42:45
Star Wars happen? Well, I think, yeah,
42:48
it was probably six months later or
42:50
something. So what's crazy about it is,
42:52
the reason I bring it up, and
42:55
I've talked about this before, is
42:57
six months before I got the pilot
42:59
for the rest of development that changed
43:01
my life. I got let go from
43:04
a show, they replaced my character,
43:06
actually they just wrote them out. And
43:08
at the time, I was like, oh,
43:10
I was a series regular on a
43:13
sitcom, I was gonna make money
43:15
and all this kind of shit, and
43:17
I got so bad. And six months
43:19
later, I didn't know that the universe
43:22
had made space for me to have
43:24
to do the thing that would
43:26
change my life. And so it's very,
43:28
so now I didn't become a global
43:31
superstar in the way you did, but
43:33
no, but still, but still, like,
43:35
like, like, like, like, was the thing,
43:37
like, was the thing, like, was the
43:40
thing that really propelled, propelled, propelled, propelled
43:42
me, propelled me, you know the
43:44
career. I had a similar thing happen.
43:46
I got a part on the Texas
43:49
wheelers with Jack Elam. You know that
43:51
cock-eye character from Westerns? Yeah. Now
43:53
when he did support your local sheriff,
43:55
support your local gunfire, then he got
43:58
to show his comedy chops. And this
44:00
pilot was an irreverent, it was like
44:02
the anti-Waltons. We all, Gary Busey
44:04
was the the the titular head of
44:07
the family because Jack. comes back in
44:09
the pilot having been in jail for
44:11
stealing a car or whatever. But
44:13
my character, Dubie, Dubie Wheeler, was, what
44:16
I loved about it was He was
44:18
hilarious, but he was so serious about
44:20
himself. He took himself very seriously.
44:22
Thought he was a womanizer even though
44:25
he was a virgin. All these things.
44:27
It was really for its time in
44:29
1974. I remember New York Times said,
44:32
possibly the finest you call it
44:34
comedy since Tobacco Road. And I said,
44:36
oh man, not only is this a
44:38
breakout part, but it's a comedy part,
44:41
because most part I was playing
44:43
real straightforward high school students and that
44:45
kind of stuff. So I was really
44:47
jazzed and it came out and we
44:50
made 13 episode. It got canceled
44:52
after four episodes and I was devastated
44:54
because I said I'm not going to
44:57
get another good part like this. I
44:59
just don't see it happening. I
45:01
was really really depressed but the upshot
45:03
is if that had run then I
45:06
wouldn't have been able to do Star
45:08
Wars. Exactly. That was my point. Imagine
45:10
all the scratch marks on Vader's
45:12
cape. No, it actually would have been
45:15
Will Seltzer. Oh yeah. And Terry Nunn
45:17
from, she was in a band. Oh,
45:19
I can't remember. Yeah, Terry Nunn.
45:21
She was in, not Joy Division, I
45:24
don't know, you Google it, but I
45:26
mean, it was. Like I say, it
45:28
was cast as a set, there
45:30
was no mixing and match. Right, yeah,
45:33
right. You came as a package. Berlin,
45:35
she's the singer from Berlin. That's it,
45:37
Berlin, yeah, you know, Mark, I have,
45:40
as I always say with my
45:42
guest that I bring on, that I
45:44
have 7,000 questions, but I wanted to,
45:46
you know, we got to let you
45:49
go because it's been an hour
45:51
and we promised we don't only have
45:53
you for an hour here. So, you
45:55
know. All the stuff I
45:57
wanted to ask you about just like,
46:00
you know, coming back. back to the
46:02
Force Awakens and what was that with
46:04
JJ Abrams, but anyway we'll talk about
46:06
that at dinner sometime hopefully. But I
46:09
watched the fall of the House of
46:11
Usher, I thought you were incredible, you
46:13
have the life of Chuck coming out
46:15
on Netflix, which looks so good, you
46:18
have the long walk, that Stephen King
46:20
movie, that comes out in 2025, which
46:22
is fucking, that looks incredible. And you've
46:24
been getting all these accolades for the
46:27
wild robot, the whole. I'm in the
46:29
new Spongebob square pants. Have you seen
46:31
Wild Robot? I mean, it's funny if
46:33
we should bring it up now that
46:36
we're wrapping it up. I have. I've
46:38
seen it. It's so great. I heard
46:40
it's fantastic. I read the book. This
46:42
book by Peter Brown. There's a reason
46:45
it was a number one bestseller in
46:47
the New York Times and won all
46:49
these awards. It is so perfect that
46:51
I thought, please don't mess this up.
46:54
If they can capture even 20% of
46:56
the charm of this book, we're on
46:58
a winner. The cast is beyond greater.
47:00
I was reading the book to the
47:03
kids. Yeah, it's amazing. But it's so
47:05
effortless and it's so meaningful in this
47:07
time about tolerance and joining together for
47:09
the greater good. Yeah, that's where they
47:11
lost me. Yeah, to be honest, if
47:14
I'm being real, that's where they seem
47:16
very timely, you know, given what we're
47:18
going through. It's a huge hit and
47:20
it's like getting recognized, which is great.
47:23
It's massive. It's very, yeah, I'm so
47:25
lucky. Mark, I just say just say
47:27
just say just for me. you just
47:29
you're such a delight and I'm so
47:32
excited that you're such a delight because
47:34
myself like so many people my age
47:36
you're such a part of just who
47:38
we are and who we wanted to
47:41
be and the fact that you have
47:43
maintained such a such a kindness and
47:45
a warmth and a decency in your
47:47
in your person is just is such
47:50
a relief and thank you for thank
47:52
you saying that but I have to
47:54
tell you these people when they come
47:56
up to you you know and and
47:59
talk about it they put it in
48:01
personal terms you know that helped me
48:03
get through my mother's my father's divorce
48:05
or you know whatever it is I
48:08
never get tired of it it's like
48:10
oh no let's not talk about that
48:12
again I want to hear what they
48:14
have to say you know I think
48:17
at this point since I'm sort of
48:19
Soft focus on the details, you know,
48:21
because I haven't seen that much and
48:23
really Luke had a light presence in
48:26
the sequels He did a silent cameo
48:28
in the first one and a cameo
48:30
in the last one. So I only
48:32
had that middle part But what I'm
48:34
saying is that it's it's something that
48:37
I don't take for granted and I
48:39
think how lucky I am because people
48:41
say, oh, aren't you sorry that you're
48:43
remembered for nothing but? Luke when in
48:46
fact, I never expected to be remembered
48:48
for anything. I just wanted a child.
48:50
What an absurd thing if anybody actually
48:52
says that, what an absolutely absurd thing.
48:55
It's the most famous film in the
48:57
history of entertainment. And like you said,
48:59
it's that connection and I was going
49:01
to echo what Jason said for a
49:04
kid who grew up in Toronto and
49:06
saw it the first time at the
49:08
pleasant theater on Mount Pleasant in Toronto
49:10
in the city. For me to be
49:13
here all these years later. that are
49:15
talking to you, the impact that what
49:17
you did. Yeah, and then on top
49:19
of it, you're a great dude is
49:22
really something. And I appreciate Sean mentioning
49:24
Follow the House of Usher because I'm
49:26
used to doing really bizarre and atypical
49:28
roles in animation. This is the first
49:31
time Mike Flanagan asked me to do
49:33
a character that would have been routine
49:35
in animation on camera. Yeah, because I
49:37
thought, here's this guy. who is the
49:40
soulless evil sociopath. Naturally they thought of
49:42
me. I'm so grateful to Mike Flanagan.
49:44
But we watched it, I just love
49:46
that. You knocked it out of the
49:48
park. I loved you in that part.
49:51
It was so unexpected and absolutely thrilling
49:53
to watch. And it was really one
49:55
of those things. where when I read
49:57
it, I thought, how am I going
50:00
to do this? I usually have a
50:02
slight concept of what is required of
50:04
your character to make the whole thing
50:06
work. And it was a huge ensemble.
50:09
Mike does these wonderful, you know, haunting
50:11
a fill house, haunted, blind man, or
50:13
midnight mass. So I was a huge
50:15
fan of his. And I thought, even
50:18
though I don't know how to do
50:20
this, if he thinks. I can do
50:22
it, then by gosh, I'm gonna do
50:24
it. But it was really scary because
50:27
when I was flying in Vancouver, I
50:29
still had no idea. And little by
50:31
little, his wardrobe helped me pick out
50:33
his wardrobe. As I said to the
50:36
hair people, this guy wants to get
50:38
out of bed in the morning, just
50:40
draw his, with one swipe of the
50:42
hair, so, cut it short enough so
50:45
it just lays down. It doesn't stick
50:47
up, just lies sound. Then they found
50:49
the glasses, they found the hat and
50:51
the hat and the last thing that
50:54
came, and the last thing that came,
50:56
which was really interesting that came, which
50:58
was really interesting thing that came, which
51:00
was really interesting, which was really interesting,
51:02
which was really interesting, because we didn't,
51:05
because we didn't, because we didn't, But
51:07
we were doing a scene in the
51:09
Roderick and Madeline Usher's office. And I
51:11
said, how do I convey that this
51:14
guy is completely dead inside? And I
51:16
just started talking like this. Well, I
51:18
called him. He didn't call us back.
51:20
I got a guy looking out for
51:23
him. I didn't discuss it at a
51:25
time. And I didn't say, I'm going
51:27
to go in and do this voice.
51:29
I just end the moment. Should I
51:32
do it? And I did. And after
51:34
we did a couple of setups, later
51:36
in the day, Mike walked past me
51:38
and just said, love the voice. Yes.
51:41
And I said, oh, I'm home. So
51:43
great, you became a completely different person.
51:45
Yes. Yes. And that's so rare. You
51:47
know how exciting it is that someone
51:50
thinks outside the box of what you're
51:52
known for. And I'm really lucky. And
51:54
then again, he cast me in a
51:56
small part in. the life of Chuck,
51:59
which again, he said, I'm going to
52:01
send you the script based on a
52:03
Stephen King novella. And there's a part
52:05
for you in it and blah, blah,
52:08
blah. So I'm expecting, okay, you got
52:10
Stephen King, you've got Mike Flanagan. This
52:12
is going to be the horror epic
52:14
of all time. I'm telling you guys,
52:17
it is the sweet. poignant, warm story
52:19
of a boy named Chuck at four
52:21
different stages of his life. He grows
52:23
up to be Tom Hiddleston. But it's
52:25
so atypical of both of them. And
52:28
I said to them, when we made
52:30
it, I said to Trevor Macy, the
52:32
producer, I said, I don't know how
52:34
we're going to promote this because it's
52:37
indescribable. I mean, you have to see
52:39
it to get it. It's amazing. And
52:41
you know, I saw it at his
52:43
house once, just in a little room.
52:46
But when I saw it at the
52:48
Toronto Film Festival and with an audience,
52:50
it was a revelation. Because it wasn't
52:52
in competition, but it was voted favorite
52:55
film because the audience becomes such a
52:57
part of it that things that you
52:59
didn't expect to get reactions got. reactions,
53:01
they laughed, they applauded, people were in
53:04
tears. I mean, it's really special. I'm
53:06
only... What's that one called? It's called
53:08
The Life of Chuck, and it's told
53:10
backwards. Act 3, Act 2, Act 1.
53:13
And I'm only in Act 1 at
53:15
the end of the picture. But Tom
53:17
is great. boy that plays him at
53:19
age 12 Benjamin paycheck. Remember that name,
53:22
because this kid, he can sing, he
53:24
dances, he played, he was the, the,
53:26
the Ron Howard part in the revival
53:28
of Music Man on Broadway. Jackman. And
53:31
I'm telling you, I mean, I just,
53:33
I wish you were my real grandson,
53:35
he's just phenomenal. Well, I love that.
53:37
I can't wait to see it. Yeah,
53:39
that and that comes out in May.
53:42
And then and the long walk I
53:44
can't wait because that's a crazy concept.
53:46
By the way, I read that I'm
53:48
thinking, ugh, this because I always read
53:51
the books before they even see the
53:53
script. It's excruciating. It's so horrible. Yeah,
53:55
a hundred teenage boys are forced to
53:57
participate like in an annual thing where
54:00
they have to walk at a constant
54:02
pace or they get killed right or
54:04
something like that. Yeah, there's people ready
54:06
to shoot him in the head. I
54:09
mean, I'm telling you. I mean, I'll
54:11
watch it maybe, but I can't do
54:13
something like this. And again, my son
54:15
read and said, are you nuts? This
54:18
is fantastic. You got to do it.
54:20
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But just the
54:22
violence, the gun violence alone, now luckily,
54:24
it's now they do it CGI where
54:27
you don't have to do squibs and
54:29
everybody goes. Right, right, right, right. It's
54:31
cleaned up after each take because the
54:33
bug goes flying. But I mean, it
54:36
is really gross. Right. Right. Right. Right.
54:38
Right. Right. Right. I love it, well,
54:40
you got a lot of good stuff
54:42
coming up. And by the way, if
54:45
you have any Star Wars memorabilia, you
54:47
want to get rid of, please send
54:49
it over. Yeah. And when specifically are
54:51
you going to do Oscar in London?
54:54
July through September at Barbicane Theatre. Like
54:56
three months. Like, yeah, well, well, no,
54:58
seven weeks. Seven weeks. The end of
55:00
July to like, yeah. Sounds like fun.
55:02
Summer in England. Yeah, yeah. Mark, it's
55:05
been an honor and privilege to talk
55:07
to you. I echo what these guys
55:09
say. I just can't even believe I'm
55:11
talking to you. This is crazy. When
55:14
I listen to you guys who with
55:16
Steve Martin and Martin short, I said,
55:18
well, after this, I've got to be
55:20
a letdown. Nobody can top those two.
55:23
It was one of the best episodes.
55:25
You've been such a joy. You hit
55:27
the peaks, sir. Such a joy. Thank
55:29
you for joining us Mark. Thank you
55:32
for having me. Yeah, thrill. If you
55:34
ever get hungry, call me a haven't
55:36
me. Goodbye. Thanks, Mark. What a kind
55:38
man you are. Bye, buddy. Bye. Bye.
55:41
Bye. Bye. Hi. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
55:43
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
55:45
Hey. Hey. Hey. I mean. My lord.
55:47
Isn't that crazy. I'm done. You said
55:50
Mark Helen now, I mean I guess
55:52
you can make you really through the
55:54
cast, of course Harrison would be amazing.
55:56
Yeah, Kerry would be hard to book,
55:59
I'm sure. She would like that. She
56:01
would like that. And you want to
56:03
say cut that now or no, she
56:05
would love it. She would love that.
56:08
She would love that. But I wouldn't,
56:10
you know. I didn't even get to
56:12
ask him about, you know, the fact
56:14
that actors, we kind of measure our
56:16
lives in like milestone of jobs, right?
56:19
We all talk, I was talking about,
56:21
like, I was doing this at that
56:23
time and this time. And for him,
56:25
Star Wars never, there's no end to
56:28
that milestone. Like, he reprised Luke's on
56:30
Mandalorian with John February, you know, and
56:32
like, he is so open and willing
56:34
to. Share to not shy away from
56:37
it and to embrace it, which I
56:39
think is really important Yeah, and he's
56:41
he loves the legacy of it. He's
56:43
not Frustrated that that was then Yeah,
56:46
I like that I like that about
56:48
him. He's not you know, sometimes they
56:50
played down like yeah, yeah, I did
56:52
you're like no no, it's a great
56:55
on it. Yeah, he was the star
56:57
of is the star of the biggest
56:59
film most famous film in the history
57:01
of our business totally It's just a
57:04
just a remarkable thing and thank God
57:06
he's proud of it. I know, incredible.
57:08
Which is your favorite film of all
57:10
the films, Shawnee? Well, the Empire Strikes
57:13
Back is pretty special. Yeah. Yeah, I
57:15
mean, I live for all of them,
57:17
but like, what was the thing about
57:19
Empire Strikes? It was just, I don't
57:22
know, it was a little more sophisticated,
57:24
it was a little more sophisticated, it
57:26
was a little more, there was a
57:28
lot of people felt like that was...
57:30
Well, a new hope is the first
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one, so it's like the first time
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you see it. It's amazing. Yeah, huge,
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huge. Empire Strikes Back is an amazing
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cinematic feat. And people weren't, they didn't
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love as much, and this is a
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very special return of the Jedi. Night,
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nearby, Jedi, Jedi. But it's far as
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it's allowed for you. All right, fine.
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SmartLess is 100
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is 100% organic and by
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handcrafted by and
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Bennett Terry, Rob
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Armstrong, and Bennett Barbico.
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Smart Less.
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