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Oh man, it's good to see you, dude.

1:38

It is good to see you. I

1:40

hope you had a great weekend, man.

1:42

After the glitch is on the big

1:44

show, it feels good to have some

1:46

good, clean, crisp audio. And it's freezing

1:48

cold, so I mean, we are freezing,

1:50

the equipment's working, we can talk to

1:53

the nation, it was awesome, it's a

1:55

great day. Do most people have complaints

1:57

on a Monday at their job? Yes.

1:59

They complain about what went wrong

2:01

with the weekend or they complain about

2:03

how many emails they have in their

2:06

inbox when they get to work on

2:08

Monday. Bingo, I remember telecommunications, there was

2:10

always a buildup, these people you had

2:12

to hit back and it was always

2:15

Monday. Lumberjacking though, when we worked at

2:17

the lumber mill. The one thing was

2:19

it was stuff that was misplaced so

2:21

you couldn't find your locks you wouldn't

2:23

be able to find you know if

2:26

somebody sometimes they would snag your heart

2:28

hats if they needed it in a

2:30

pinch your gloves so it was almost

2:32

the misplacing of things because there was

2:35

about four other shifts that would come

2:37

in not to be too much in

2:39

the weeds so the chances of somebody

2:41

missing something are pretty good whereas every

2:43

day coming in Monday through Friday it

2:46

was just one other shift your stuff

2:48

will be there but that's usually what

2:50

it was lost and found if you

2:52

found if you will Yeah, I talked

2:54

to one guy last week and he

2:57

lives in the neighborhood and he says

2:59

he went on vacation and over the

3:01

summer they went to the Olympics and

3:03

he said it was awesome dude he

3:06

goes because he works for I don't

3:08

know what he said his firm has

3:10

an office over in London how firm

3:12

and so he would go to the

3:14

office There he wouldn't he wouldn't take

3:17

vacation because they had an office there

3:19

So he would go into the office

3:21

and it's like four o'clock in the

3:23

morning in America So he would do

3:26

all his work and email everybody boom

3:28

boom boom boom Then he have no

3:30

emails coming in he would go and

3:32

do Vacation go to the Olympics all

3:34

day long get back to the hotel

3:37

at like 10 o'clock at night, which

3:39

is like 4 p.m. America time And

3:41

he would boom respond to a few

3:43

emails and no one's going to be

3:45

responding at four o'clock because they're ready

3:48

to leave the office. That was his

3:50

day. It's fantastic. Do you not realize

3:52

what Bezor does? She can go anywhere

3:54

in the world. What is in your

3:57

mouth? I'm trying to dual shift. I'm

3:59

trying to eat. So Baser could go

4:01

anywhere in the world. She can go

4:03

on a beach if they have good Wi-Fi.

4:05

That's what this guy would say.

4:07

He was like, it was fantastic.

4:10

It goes because I'm still working,

4:12

but I'm hitting people before they're

4:15

in the office so they won't

4:17

reply to me all day and

4:19

then I hit them at 4 o'clock

4:21

and they're not gonna respond in

4:24

the last hour so I have all

4:26

the way till the next morning. So

4:28

you eat string cheese weird. You actually

4:30

just bite it. I don't have time

4:32

to string it, bro. I got a

4:34

question. When you're when you're by yourself

4:36

at home, do you literally string

4:38

the cheese? I only eat it here. You

4:40

can only eat finger foods here. I don't

4:42

do this crap at home. I never want

4:44

to see any of these foods again. That's

4:47

the stuff I can grab and eat in

4:49

less than 20 seconds before I get yelled

4:51

out because I love. the process of stringing

4:53

the cheese. We don't have time for it.

4:55

I don't know what it is, but it

4:57

is so, like, therapeutic to have a string

4:59

cheese and sit there and peel it one

5:02

by one. And it's a stupid little strip

5:04

that you can barely even taste the cheese

5:06

when you put it in your mouth. But

5:08

the fact that I am peeling the

5:10

cheese layer by layer, there is something

5:13

about that makes it one of my

5:15

favorite snacks in the world. There's two

5:17

types to stay at home, and you

5:20

better stay at home and work. Or

5:22

there's a stay at home where the

5:24

companies are cool with you traveling wherever,

5:27

and that's Baser's job. So I'm like,

5:29

well, don't let me hold you back.

5:31

Go to the Amalfi Coast and

5:34

work. Go to Dominican Republic

5:36

and work. Go to Los

5:38

Angeles. Actually, my dad even said

5:40

that city. Nobody even goes there anymore.

5:43

Coach, can we start the show? Yeah,

5:45

please. I mean, I'm just ready. I'm

5:47

just ramming me. No. That's not who

5:49

I was going to shout out. I

5:52

already know it. The shark flipped over.

5:54

Nope, wasn't going to shout out the

5:56

shark. We're

6:00

gonna do it live Arnold is

6:02

on Broadway you guys on a

6:05

Monday. He called me liquor up

6:07

sauteed He was half-cocked and he

6:09

said I'm at Who's our biggest

6:11

supporter right now chiefs? He said

6:14

he was at chiefs He said he

6:16

was in cheese. He goes I'm in

6:18

the cathedral man. I thought I thought

6:20

you guys were doing a live pod

6:23

today. We said no dude that was

6:25

the coaches convention like a month ago

6:27

Well, we really started out we listen

6:30

We've got to sit down with stage

6:32

pilot in the next few weeks and

6:34

really plan coaches convention five. I want

6:37

it to be so planned out in

6:39

advance because we Kick the can down

6:41

the road every year and we don't

6:44

tell anybody until October or November and

6:46

we really make it hard on our

6:48

listeners, sore losers nation. So we really

6:50

got to figure it out early this

6:52

year. I'm trying to be better. I

6:54

am a procrastinator when I do school

6:56

projects back in the day. It was

6:58

the night before at 8 o'clock at

7:00

night I would start the project. We've

7:02

got to be better. I'm trying to hold

7:05

myself accountable. Well, Bayeser gave

7:07

me another idea. Bayeser gave

7:09

me another idea. That's not

7:11

even actually what we need to

7:13

be working on. She gave me another

7:15

million dollar idea. I know. Wait, did she

7:17

tell your wife? Yeah, Murch. Not even that.

7:19

Add this one to the laundry list.

7:22

Oh. It's another one. Why can we

7:24

not design Murch? Why are we so stupid?

7:26

We're in that. We have no skills when

7:28

it comes to design. People are

7:30

craving a new shirt, a new

7:32

hat, a new something, and the

7:34

summer is coming. We have to,

7:36

I mean, beach towels. Why are

7:38

we not selling beach towels? I

7:40

know the nation is in, they

7:42

are, they are craving a sore

7:44

losers podcast beach towel. All

7:47

this animosity and anger that we have

7:49

towards. Honestly stuff that we're just leaving

7:51

on the table money if you will

7:53

is going to be in the documentary

7:55

I am gonna unleash on the documentary

7:57

about sore losers all the money we

7:59

on the table, how inefficient we

8:01

were, how we had the backbone

8:04

and the skeleton for an amazing

8:06

foundation podcast, but we just were,

8:08

we're dumb. We're idiots. I'm telling

8:10

you, it's just so hard, we

8:12

have the regular job, we have

8:14

this, and then you go home

8:16

and I'm just like, I'm so

8:18

tired, I'm gonna do that in

8:21

an hour. I mean, I'll do

8:23

it next hour. And then it's

8:25

like, oh, now it's Wednesday, crap.

8:27

That's so hard. But then also

8:29

if you ask yourself is it

8:31

worth it? Because before we start

8:33

the show because I have a

8:35

cousin and they have the most

8:37

beautiful life. They have a beautiful

8:40

home. They live near us. They

8:42

he works. She works great kids

8:44

The most amazing American perfect life.

8:46

Guess what they try to do?

8:48

Tell me flip houses. So then

8:50

they're videoing on the weekends We

8:52

just weren't busy enough. It, dude,

8:54

it looks like a nightmare. Why

8:57

would you try to get happier

8:59

than happy? Do, just sit in

9:01

the suburbs, go to your daughter's

9:03

cheerleading stuff. Why do a sign?

9:05

It looks like a nightmare. That's

9:07

us, trying to do sore losers'

9:09

podcast. Her trying to flip houses,

9:11

dude. I will say my buddy

9:13

Garrett. Shout out, Garrett. His wife's

9:16

cousin. I know this is in

9:18

the weeds. This is in the

9:20

weeds. Dude was in politics for

9:22

years. Yeah, and me, uh, leaf

9:24

blower, I'm in the weeds. This

9:26

dude, I look, I see him

9:28

on Facebook. And all he does

9:30

is work. He gets up at

9:33

four in the morning every day

9:35

to work out. So do we.

9:37

No, no. He works out at

9:39

four, from four to five. Five

9:41

to six, he answers emails. Six

9:43

to seven, he helps get his

9:45

kids ready for school. Then he

9:47

works all day, he owns businesses,

9:49

he started opening, what are those

9:52

things, the workout place, Orange Theory

9:54

Fitnesses, he opened a pizza place,

9:56

he opened a med spa, I

9:58

mean, dude already has all this.

10:00

money from politics and whatever else

10:02

he's do but he is non-stop

10:04

traveling to you know this

10:06

city traveling to this city trying to

10:08

do business here when does he

10:11

relax he doesn't I tell Garrett I'm

10:13

like dude he can't he can't slow

10:15

down I don't understand why he works

10:17

so much he goes he could stop

10:19

working right now and he's fine he

10:21

has money for the rest of his

10:24

life but he won't stop people don't

10:26

understand we only have one life on

10:28

this earth You can live any way you

10:30

want it. Don't kill yourself when you're

10:33

62 because you work too hard. That's

10:35

what I agree. Like you got to

10:37

have some relaxation. You can't be grinding all

10:40

the time. And the way we have this,

10:42

I don't even want to get into this

10:44

talk, but why do we work so

10:46

hard now? And then when we're retired

10:48

like my parents, my parents can't even

10:51

walk. Did they need to go that

10:53

hard and work, work, work, work until

10:55

they're 70 and retire. Maybe they

10:57

retire in their 50s and then

10:59

have a part-time job. Maybe that's...

11:02

Dude, my dad worked himself, he

11:04

had to get a new hip!

11:06

He worked so hard. We are

11:09

the exact opposite. We are blessed

11:11

to be born in the United

11:13

States of America. It's a great,

11:16

it's amazing country. And the

11:18

territories, Guam and Puerto

11:20

Rico. I don't know if Guam

11:22

is. Guam if I know. So

11:24

anyway, but Europeans. They do it

11:26

right because they take vacation all

11:29

the time They don't try

11:31

to work 5,000 hours a week

11:33

Europeans are always like oh, we

11:35

take a month off at least

11:37

from what I've been told a

11:40

month off here a month off

11:42

there if you're in England

11:44

my cousin was in England

11:46

for a while and you have a

11:49

baby They give you an entire

11:51

year off to hang out with

11:53

your baby. Try being royalty America,

11:56

we hit three weeks! Get your

11:58

ass back to work! We do it

12:00

ass backwards. Why do we wait until

12:03

we're 65 like you said? Because there

12:05

are things you want to do that

12:07

all over the world, physical things. But

12:09

once you're 65, you are very

12:11

limited on the vacations you can

12:14

take. You're not going hiking

12:16

up mountains. You're not going,

12:18

you know, whitewater rafting. That's

12:20

too dangerous at 65. You

12:22

can't do it anymore. And most people

12:24

don't even get to retire at 65.

12:27

We make it so hard for people

12:29

to retire. My parents keep

12:31

saying, they want to take their

12:33

bucket list to go to Hawaii. They're

12:35

in their 70s, they still haven't

12:38

gone to Hawaii. My mom was

12:40

just at my house, I said, Mom,

12:42

go to Hawaii! How was your

12:44

weekend with your parents? They're

12:46

only in town for eight hours.

12:48

And I went to bed, I went to

12:51

work. Oh, and then they're out?

12:53

They're coming back next week, kid,

12:55

though. So where are they going in

12:58

between? Other cities, they're

13:00

traveling, dude. I

13:02

understand, but what cities

13:04

are they hitting? They're going

13:06

to... So, I wish

13:08

I could say Gallenberg,

13:10

but it's not Gallenberg.

13:12

My parents go to

13:15

the offshoots of cities. So

13:17

instead of going to Nashville,

13:19

they went to Indie Lake.

13:22

Instead of... Don't know what

13:24

that is. What is the middle

13:26

part? Pigeon Forge. And

13:28

instead of going to Knoxville,

13:30

they're going to... Severeville. Dude,

13:33

they don't go to the actual cities.

13:35

So I didn't know... I mean, what

13:37

do they see? So they relax, they

13:39

go look at city parks, or not

13:42

city parks, national parks. Did they

13:44

just drive through them or do they

13:46

hike them? My dad got the new

13:49

hips, who he's gonna try and walk

13:51

around? That's good. Probably gonna fall out

13:53

of a trail, and we're gonna have

13:55

to medivac him out of there. like

13:58

what is happening because they're too they

14:00

retired to their 70s. But it's

14:02

hard to retire. Then why are

14:04

we doing the podcast? I don't

14:06

know. Why is Brady doing the

14:09

announcing? Why didn't he just retire

14:11

after football? He's not good in

14:13

announcing. And then he owns the

14:15

Raiders. I'm not sure. They said

14:18

he's hands-on with the Raiders. Yeah,

14:20

he wouldn't got Geno Smith, man.

14:22

He's hands on. We gotta start

14:24

the pot. We gotta start the

14:27

pod. We are the one two

14:29

three sore losers. What up everybody

14:31

I am lunchbox I know the

14:33

most about sports I give the

14:36

sports facts my sports opinions because

14:38

I'm pretty much a sports genius.

14:40

Y'all it says that I'm from

14:42

the north I'm an alpha male

14:45

I live on the north side

14:47

of Nashville with baser Broadway girl

14:49

took her there the country we

14:51

have 2.2 acres my dad was

14:53

able to walk just a portion

14:56

of it he said he walked

14:58

like point four miles Again, he

15:00

could have walked more if he

15:02

was in his 50s, now in

15:05

his 70s, he's got a cane.

15:07

So unfortunately he wasn't able to

15:09

walk the whole perimeter of my

15:11

property, but he walked a portion.

15:14

We're gonna have 2.5 kids eventually,

15:16

we'll wait on that, we'll wait

15:18

on retirement, we'll wait on everything

15:20

man. But you know what? We're

15:23

gonna pump out a Bobby bone

15:25

show, big show, and a sore

15:27

loser podcast every day. I'm taking

15:29

weekends off, I'm taking Tuesday, Thursday

15:32

off, so you do that on

15:34

your own. You and Zach can

15:36

do it. Zach will not be

15:38

in today, he is in Spain.

15:40

Ibiza. He's enjoying life, he's traveling

15:43

before, he is 65, he's smart,

15:45

but he already has a new

15:47

hip, so he's ahead of your

15:49

dad. He said, y'all need to

15:52

use your vacation, I'm going to

15:54

Ibiza. That's in Italy. Anyway, so

15:56

Saturday night man, I went to

15:58

the mad dog. demolition derby and

16:01

let me tell you it was

16:03

awesome there were so many freaking

16:05

people there and I'm meeting people

16:07

meeting people and I meet

16:09

this dude and his son and

16:12

the guy's real quiet doesn't really

16:14

say anything how's it going I'm lunch

16:16

box and I'm talking to his son

16:18

and then his son goes my dad's

16:20

a huge fan of the guy that

16:22

looks like a statue and I'm like

16:24

really he's cool and the kid goes

16:27

no the pod sore losers Wow! And

16:29

I'm like, what? The kid goes, every

16:31

time we get in the car we

16:33

go on a road trip anywhere, he

16:35

puts you guys on. And that dude

16:38

goes, true man. Coacher, I'm

16:40

a big fan. And I'm like,

16:42

no crap. Couldn't have told with

16:44

the stone cold face. Well, his

16:47

face was hiding under a big

16:49

old beard. His beard was down

16:51

to his dick. A lot of

16:53

those red necks, dude, hide their

16:55

emotions with a beard. I saw him,

16:57

he was on the Facebook. And I said,

17:00

what's your name, man? He said, Kirk. I

17:02

said, oh man, are you from Shelbyville?

17:04

You from Nashville? Murpiesboro? And

17:06

he goes, no, we drove here from

17:08

Wyoming. Shoo! Yes! I said what? Because

17:10

yeah, we drove from Wyoming. And

17:12

he goes, and I know some of the

17:15

people Ray went to school with.

17:17

No. I forget their names, but

17:19

he was like, me and

17:21

a couple of Ray's old buddies

17:24

old buddies. always rhyme stuff with

17:26

names. That's how you remember it.

17:29

I met a girl name. He

17:31

moved to the north when he

17:33

was older. He grew up in

17:36

Wyoming. Probably the Smiths, the Martins,

17:38

maybe the Shirley's. Yeah, I wasn't

17:41

sure. I forget the names,

17:43

but he was just like,

17:45

dude. Keith's, maybe the Keith's,

17:47

that's how you remember it.

17:49

I met a girl name.

17:52

Go over to you coach. Why did

17:54

you stop? If you just stop? You

17:57

just stop. You know how hard it

17:59

is? to rhyme something when you're not,

18:01

when you're on the cuff? Like you literally

18:04

stopped mid-sentences, just go over to you.

18:06

I was waiting for you to finish

18:08

your thought. So I talked to Kirk.

18:10

One time I met a guy named

18:12

Tex, and I just remembered it by

18:14

saying sex. That's what I was searching

18:16

for. But it was just so funny

18:18

that he knows people. I don't know

18:20

how big Wyoming is, it must be

18:22

pretty small. It's massive land size, but

18:24

people, it's the lowest population in the

18:26

entire country, probably in New Hampshire. My

18:28

question is though, how does he happen to

18:30

come from the city that you grew up

18:32

or whatever? Like how did he get connected

18:34

with people you grew up with? Probably not

18:36

the city I grew up in, but those

18:39

people go to some sort of a city in

18:41

Wyoming. and a podcast that's decently popular on

18:43

a show that's number three in the country

18:45

it makes sense so i had to i

18:47

mean he was about to walk away i

18:49

was like no did we need a selfie

18:52

for the sore losers podcast page i've got

18:54

to put you up love this kid did

18:56

all the introductions i'm telling he was so

18:58

quiet and then the very when the kid

19:00

throws out that he listens to the pot

19:02

he goes it's true kosher is your wife

19:04

a fan we need more women listeners

19:07

we need more women listeners we got

19:09

a lot of women listeners Really?

19:11

Yeah, that's why I've been

19:13

pretty buttoned up. I was

19:15

like, whoa. Didn't know you were

19:17

listening. Who? We've been talking off

19:19

color about some stuff. Oh my

19:21

gosh. You can't let base or

19:24

dictate what you say on this

19:26

pot. She goes, I heard it

19:28

on the pot. Whoa! I did

19:30

not know you were. You're not

19:32

allowed to listen that. Let me

19:34

block that from your phone.

19:37

I'm freezing. You are disheveled.

19:39

Will you take a break? And I need to,

19:41

can you say what Bay told you we need

19:43

to work on? No, she just said, she was

19:45

listening to the show after the break.

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22:02

it going to ruin it? No. Okay. She

22:04

said we need to do another podcast.

22:06

We don't have to do a whole

22:09

weekend event, but so you're whole dumb-ass

22:11

thing. We need to be ahead of

22:13

the bowl in the next year. No,

22:15

we need to actually do another podcast

22:18

in another city. Six months. She

22:20

said there's probably some

22:22

cities you could sell that

22:24

out. You wouldn't necessarily need

22:26

hotels, bars, acts throwing, tractors.

22:28

Just do a podcast. All you need

22:30

is a venue. And I said that's

22:32

a genius idea. But we don't

22:34

have time. We don't have the time

22:37

and we're going to die. That's my

22:39

answer to everything. Listen, I'm going to

22:41

die when I'm in my 70s. I

22:43

don't have time to do that. We

22:45

literally discussed this at the very beginning.

22:48

We thought about this. But it's back

22:50

on the table because she said there

22:52

are some obvious choices where it would

22:54

sell. What are the obvious? What the

22:56

people she listens to do these

22:59

damn podcasts all the time dude

23:01

They're going to 24 cities and

23:03

it's some stupid idiots from summer

23:05

house that nobody listens to and they're

23:07

selling out We could if we had a

23:09

venue that would fit us. We're not

23:12

selling out bridge stone, but something that

23:14

would accommodate us how many people we

23:16

could grace some hands? What city?

23:18

What would we go to Austin you idiot?

23:20

Oh is Austin a big is that our

23:22

big listeners? How do you know have you

23:24

looked at the stats? Yeah on our Instagram

23:26

She said that we would sell that out

23:28

if it was the perfect spot for us

23:31

And I don't think we could do Austin.

23:33

I think we'd have to do Buddha

23:35

Because my parents so they would go

23:37

no I'm saying I think Austin a

23:39

venue is probably really expensive and I

23:42

don't know how I mean how many people

23:44

do you think would come to a venue?

23:46

75 we could I mean the numbers

23:48

are the convention people can commit to

23:50

a weekend we're in the hundreds Who

23:53

says we can't just have one event

23:55

would make a hundred or 200 people?

23:57

That'd be tough man. I don't know I

23:59

would love to do it I would

24:02

love to believe that we could

24:04

sell enough tickets unless we go

24:06

unless we do a combo effort

24:08

with four things with Amy Brown

24:10

true and unless there's the condoms

24:13

being pulled over my eyes these

24:15

people in summer house that are

24:17

selling out these cities that they're

24:19

going in tour into they're not

24:21

making any money then why are

24:23

they doing it but them doing

24:26

it doing this some of them

24:28

we're doing 20 cities in 30

24:30

days they don't have a morning

24:32

show I understand that they're selling

24:34

out weeknights unless they're just doing

24:37

it to boost their own eagle

24:39

and they're not making any money?

24:41

Call me crazy, call me spanky.

24:43

Spanky. Are they on multiple seasons

24:45

of summer house? Are they only

24:47

on one season? They are. And

24:50

I mean... So the TV show

24:52

must be pretty popular. What channels

24:54

it on? Bravo. Got it. So

24:56

they have probably a bigger audience

24:58

than our 365 listeners of this

25:01

pot. Yeah. You know what I'm

25:03

saying? Like, Bravo has a very

25:05

large audience, probably in the hundreds

25:07

of thousands. But they're the ones

25:09

all, every Bravo show has kids

25:12

now, traveling the country, doing podcast

25:14

tours. And I'm like, oh, we

25:16

have a convention, we do once

25:18

a year. These kids are dropping

25:20

20 cities in 20 days. And

25:22

you're talking about doing one city

25:25

in 2026. We sound like idiots.

25:27

We don't know how to make

25:29

money if it fell in our

25:31

face, dude. We are... Hey! We

25:33

need to start planning 20-26! No,

25:36

dude, we need 20 more cities

25:38

in 2025, you idiot! We sound

25:40

like two 9-year-old guys, dude. Genzies

25:42

passing us up! What do you

25:44

mean, multiple cities in a year?

25:47

Has that ever worked for

25:50

the Beatles? What about John

25:52

Mayer? What about Ed Shear

25:54

and or Kerry Underwood? Do

25:56

they go to board one

25:59

city in a year? Morgan

26:01

Wallen sells out stadiums. Hey!

26:03

There's that girl, Taylor Swim,

26:06

to surely do one show

26:08

a year? You're telling me

26:10

the smaller, the acts always

26:13

started out in smaller cities?

26:15

Yeah! A fricking, Zach Bryant,

26:17

or whatever his name is.

26:19

The guy that's all the rage

26:22

right now, the dated chicken

26:24

fried potatoes. Oh, the one

26:26

that's, oh, man. Dude, he

26:28

started back. I thought he

26:30

was in some, like everybody's

26:32

mad at him. How did everybody

26:34

start? I don't know. That's not

26:37

even... Touring! That's what we

26:39

don't do! Yeah. That's a good point.

26:41

That's a good point. We have,

26:44

every artist walks in studio in

26:46

us on a tour and we

26:48

go, huh? What are they doing that

26:50

we're not doing? Touring! That's

26:52

right in front of us. A

26:54

bunch of freaking idiots. Okay, Ray, I want

26:56

you, all right, what city, I want you

26:59

to start planning the city, what city would

27:01

we go to first and win? And that's

27:03

also when your wife comes into play our

27:06

manager. Because we got to find the venue.

27:08

You don't find the perfect venue, we lose

27:10

money. And guess what? We're the best at

27:12

that. We are really good to lose the

27:14

money. Let's be real. We are really

27:16

good at losing money. That is one

27:19

thing that I have learned in this

27:21

process, that we are good at losing

27:23

money. That is like, if you saw

27:25

a business plan, it would be like,

27:27

do the opposite of these idiots are

27:30

on this podcast. They are morons. Austin.

27:32

Austin. Okay. When you want to

27:34

do it? But basically, she didn't come

27:36

in too hot. She didn't say it.

27:38

She said that you should do one

27:40

in every six months So it should

27:42

be a Nashville thing or wherever the

27:45

convention is and then do some other

27:47

city that shows a lot of

27:49

popularity Halfway through She said I

27:51

mean, that's just obvious that you should

27:53

do that. Yeah. I'm glad it's so obvious

27:55

to her like I really sometimes you

27:57

need opinions from the outside. I'm

27:59

not saying she's wrong. I am not

28:01

at all. I am not saying Bayeser is

28:03

wrong at all. Because I gotta be

28:06

real. I didn't once think about that.

28:08

Oh my God. She said that. You might

28:10

be an idiot. Have you not? No, you

28:12

know what we do? We get with

28:14

demolition derby, right? And whatever city

28:16

they're going to, we have a live

28:19

pod in that city and we tie

28:21

it together. So during the day you

28:23

come see the live pod at

28:25

night. We go to the mad

28:27

dog demolition demolition derby. And we

28:29

wrote, if you ain't Robin, you ain't

28:31

racing. Did you get on the mic

28:34

at all at that thing? Yeah. Did

28:36

you do your line or what you

28:38

do? I did. I said, you know,

28:40

it was before the start of the

28:42

race, I got on there, I said,

28:44

listen up boys and girls, Shelby!

28:47

Hold on, Shelbyville, Tennessee! I

28:49

said, you know what I always

28:51

been taught. If you ain't Robin,

28:54

you ain't racing! Are you

28:56

ready? You steal the line

28:58

from Talladega nights? No, that's

29:00

a cold trickle on Days

29:03

of Thunder. Oh. You still,

29:05

you stole it from a popular

29:07

racing movie? Yeah, and I was

29:09

like, I thought you were going

29:11

to go with. I said, oh,

29:14

you're ready to get ready. I

29:16

might have said that. Okay. I

29:18

don't know, but I did say

29:20

the racing line. I said, my good

29:23

friend, Cole, and hit the pace

29:25

car. Hit the pace car, yeah!

29:27

That way you'd hit every damn

29:30

car on this track today,

29:32

you'd be 100%! And no one

29:34

laughed. Yeah, it's a tough

29:37

reference. Yeah, it's a tough

29:39

reference. Yeah, it's a tough reference,

29:41

because it's from like 1991, and

29:43

no one gives a crap. And

29:46

no one gives a crap, but

29:48

no one gives a crap. But

29:51

then I got in that car,

29:53

dude, and I was like, oh!

29:55

Better stop doing that! I almost took the

29:57

girl out. That's one of those things why?

29:59

would they not give you the heads up? Breaks

30:02

aren't great. Yeah, but I don't think they don't

30:04

put a lot of emphasis on the brakes in

30:06

those cars because it's all gas. They don't

30:08

want to break. They are trying to race and

30:10

they're trying to win and so you don't really

30:13

use the break. Like, it is full throttle the

30:15

whole way. You just hit the pedal to the metal

30:17

and go. Are you breaking it down or what are

30:19

we doing here? I don't know. If you want me

30:21

to break it down, I'll break it down, I'll

30:23

break it down, I'll break it. It felt

30:25

like... Because I'm guessing you're

30:28

building it up to your

30:30

drive for 10 minutes where

30:32

you're driving for 10 seconds.

30:34

I was probably... It

30:37

was 5 seconds. Dude, it

30:39

was so quick. If somebody waiting

30:41

got a hot dog, they miss you.

30:43

Yeah, probably. The race

30:45

is probably 45... No, it can't

30:48

be 45 seconds. Did I go

30:50

20 seconds lap? No. I was

30:52

faster than that. I don't know,

30:54

maybe 30 seconds. How many laps?

30:57

Two laps. Okay. And like right

30:59

off the start line, I kind of

31:01

veered to the right to cut the guy

31:03

off. That way I take the lead,

31:05

because he either is going to hit

31:07

me or he's going to hit the

31:09

dirt on the right. Smart. So they

31:11

got to slow down. Hey, someone

31:13

told me that. They were like, whatever

31:16

you do, beer right, right right

31:18

away. If they're on your right

31:20

side, then. Oh. But he said fear

31:22

right, but hanks on my left. Why

31:24

did you hit that big old dirt

31:26

pile? Well, you said beer right, dude.

31:29

What the hell? And so I kind

31:31

of veered right. And that way they

31:33

had to hit the break. They had

31:35

to kind of steer and they slow

31:37

down. So then I get ahead and

31:40

I started at first, I slowed

31:42

down for the hump, the jump, boom!

31:44

That's when I got hit from behind

31:47

and I was like, oh, I need

31:49

more gas. Boom, hit me and I

31:51

kind of started a fishtail to

31:53

the right, but I corrected it, and

31:55

then I peddled. So you were drifting

31:57

on that dirt? Oh, I was drift.

32:00

And I just, then I said, oh

32:02

no, no more ramming me from behind.

32:04

And then when you hit those bumps,

32:06

I mean, you rock. And I mean,

32:08

the front of that car hit straight

32:10

into the dirt. That's why they

32:12

don't have bumpers. Could you have

32:15

wrecked it, like, total it? Oh yeah,

32:17

100%. Easily. I can't believe they'll

32:19

let you do that. Dude, these are

32:21

all... Everybody in there is just an

32:23

average Joe that works at the lumber

32:25

mill. Now I'm starting to understand that.

32:28

These are not professional drivers. These are

32:30

Jim and Tim that lived down behind

32:32

the water burger. Pretty sure they have one

32:34

by my house. Just haven't gone yet. Dude.

32:36

I hear them every Saturday night. It was

32:39

fantastic. And I didn't think my adrenaline would

32:41

go that much. Dude. For like two hours

32:43

afterwards, I was just like, man, that was

32:45

so fun. That was so fun. Like... What

32:48

was it at. What was it at.

32:50

It was at like an arena like

32:52

it was like oh my bad dude

32:54

I didn't know is it Mercedes-Benz in

32:56

Atlanta no was it at like a

32:58

county arena like probably fits a couple

33:00

thousand people that's what we need for

33:02

the podcast yes it was fan I'm

33:05

telling you it was pat there was

33:07

people that were going crazy they love

33:09

it because the kids are entertained they

33:12

can drink their beer and they watch

33:14

some racing that's right and they

33:16

get to receive some wrecks which

33:18

was your set up Vear right.

33:20

Um, it's entertainment, but you like, you want

33:22

to win the race because then you

33:24

advance in the bracket. Because the winner

33:27

of the bracket wins money. So you don't

33:29

want to toll to your car, but it,

33:31

but I bet that was kind of frowned

33:33

upon how you veered at him. No,

33:35

I mean, people, the monster truck race,

33:37

it's an actual race. Yeah, but it's

33:40

a demolition. I mean, dude, look what someone

33:42

did to the show, I'm telling you. This

33:44

dude was like. Winning shark was winning and

33:46

he went around the curve and hit a

33:48

bump and the guy got up underneath his

33:51

bumper flipped him There's a crap load

33:53

of people there. Yeah Okay, I thought 200

33:55

there's about 20,000, but do you see

33:57

the guy holding the helmet? That's the

33:59

shark driver So he's good. He's

34:01

like, ah, he's not mad. That's

34:03

what you're there for, dude. Yeah.

34:05

And you're gonna get bumped. That's

34:07

what happens. But also, guess what?

34:10

You got kids there? I mean,

34:12

watch this, watch, watch this guy

34:14

come around the corner. He waits,

34:16

he waits, and he spins him out

34:18

to get the win. Okay, so there

34:20

is, though, some contact. Yeah. He was

34:23

so smart. He waited, waited,

34:25

waited, waited, and then boom.

34:27

See you know. These are beat

34:29

up old junkers that they get

34:31

from the junk yard and they

34:33

fix them up and they just have

34:35

enough to go. But they- So

34:37

you don't care if it gets

34:40

wrecked. So you don't care if

34:42

it gets wrecked. They bring them

34:44

in on trailers, dude. So they're

34:46

on their last leg. They're on

34:48

their last leg. Some of these

34:50

are duct taped together with glue

34:52

and freaking lipstick and

34:54

glue, man. It was fantastic.

34:57

I'm- Uh, do we need to bring

34:59

this to... uh, Nashville. Well,

35:01

that's why you need a small...

35:04

I mean, I don't know if

35:06

it would fill up a huge

35:08

arena. Uh, that looks like

35:10

it'll fill up, fill up,

35:12

bridge stone. Um, maybe. Pretty

35:14

darn close. But I

35:17

think it's more expensive to

35:19

me. No, the preds don't. Oh.

35:21

And don't worry, Nashville SCs scored

35:23

their first goal of the season

35:26

on Saturday. Two to nothing. We

35:28

won two to nothing. There we

35:30

go. Justin had tickets. I turned

35:32

him down. What? I ain't going

35:34

that too late. I went to bed.

35:37

We went to brunch. I went to

35:39

bed. We went to brunch. I went

35:41

to bed. Who'd Justin go with?

35:43

Nobody couldn't use the tickets. He

35:45

said he had to apologize to

35:48

Mike this morning. Damn he said

35:50

he asked me baser some other

35:52

girls the apartment complex couple of

35:54

his buddies Yes, I think I deleted

35:56

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35:59

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38:25

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38:27

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38:29

has gone nuts. I don't know what

38:31

I didn't know anything was happening

38:34

until I get a text from

38:36

Batter's box last night The computer

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everybody? It's Batter's box here and

38:44

it says wow the NFL is going

38:47

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38:49

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38:53

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38:55

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38:57

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38:59

to you know Relax a little bit

39:02

Dude, what the hell? Why did Miles

39:04

Garrett get 40 million dollars a

39:06

year? You want to know the

39:08

Titan truck gets good miles in

39:10

Nashville miles Garrett? I already had

39:13

my sign ready for him when he

39:15

came to Titanville. Oh, but

39:17

here's the thing the Browns are so

39:19

stupid They are not anywhere near

39:21

winning a Super Bowl They should have

39:24

dumped him? They should have traded his

39:26

ass for two first round picks and

39:28

been done with it. Yes, okay, everybody's

39:31

like, oh my God, you're trading Miles

39:33

Garrett. He's 29 years old. You just

39:35

paid him $40 million a year. Yeah,

39:37

does he rec shop? He sure does.

39:40

But are the Brown's any good? No,

39:42

they're not. So having him on the

39:44

books for 40 million. Des Sean Watson

39:47

on the books for like 60 million.

39:49

There's a hundred million dollars a year

39:51

cap. Good luck, Brown's. And how

39:53

rare is a Miles Garrett? Um,

39:55

he's pretty, I mean... Well, I

39:57

mean, there's 30 other NFL...

39:59

teams 29 to 31 I don't know

40:02

the exact number that don't have Miles

40:04

Garrett right so Miles Garrett never won the

40:06

Super Bowl never won the Super Bowl

40:08

why exactly what what what has I

40:10

mean he has good stats what he but

40:13

it hasn't made the Browns competitive he's

40:15

jacked so why he he can swing

40:17

a helmet Ray can in the slot

40:19

he can sit down on his fingers

40:21

we can stand up he was never

40:24

coming to the Titans he couldn't be

40:26

on the same team as Mason Rudolph

40:28

Oh my gosh, I just thought about

40:30

that. Like he can swing a helmet,

40:32

40 million dollars a year, and it

40:34

gets you no closer to winning

40:37

the Super Bowl. It makes no

40:39

sense. On to the next trade.

40:41

Oh, Geno Smith. See ya. Seahawks.

40:43

Smart, great move. They're not

40:46

gonna win a Super Bowl. Geno

40:48

Smith was fine, but he's 32

40:50

years old. Is he really gonna

40:52

be amazing? He was fine. Dude,

40:54

you're all about if a guy's not

40:57

going to be amazing, dump him.

40:59

Well, no, no, at 32 years old,

41:01

he is what he is. He's

41:03

not going to be a Super

41:05

Bowl winning quarterback. The Raiders traded

41:07

for them. Is he going to

41:10

start? Yes. Their odds to win the

41:12

Super Bowl were 100 to 1. They're

41:14

now a hundred and two to

41:17

one. They have not changed. It

41:19

didn't change one bit, getting genosmith.

41:21

Now they might be competitive.

41:23

Gerald Muriel may go

41:26

get a freaking Geno Smith

41:28

jersey. Congratulations. You got Max

41:30

Crosby for $500 million and

41:32

you got Geno Smith. I

41:35

mean, you know, Smith is fine,

41:37

but he's not amazing. You got

41:39

rugs on parole. No, he's not

41:41

on parole. Somebody said, within the

41:43

next couple of years. Really? Yeah,

41:46

I saw that. Yeah, when he gets

41:48

out, I think if he serves his

41:50

whole time, he would only be like

41:52

30. 31, he can make a comeback,

41:54

dude. Next trade. Uh, DK

41:57

Metcalf. This was a big

41:59

one. The Rams' fin of

42:01

cook. The Rams didn't get

42:04

him though. The Steelers got...

42:06

The Steelers got D.K.

42:08

Metcalfe. And I don't

42:11

get it. I don't think

42:13

he's $30 million a year

42:15

wide receiver. Dude, does he

42:18

even fit into their offense?

42:20

Is he even that good?

42:22

Like, he disappears for

42:25

games at a time. He's

42:27

very inconsistent. Not some of

42:29

the off-the-field stuff that he

42:32

does the extracurriculars, but and

42:34

then charge is dropped. DK

42:36

is just jacked. Is he still the

42:38

decay that goes down the field and

42:40

makes these amazing catches? I didn't really

42:43

see any highlights last year. And where

42:45

was he last year? You know who

42:47

was good last year? Jackson Smith and

42:49

Jigba. That's who was good. Not

42:51

D.K. Metcav, wasn't very good. So

42:53

you're going to pay him $30

42:55

million dollars a year. D.K. Met Guy,

42:58

I ain't made him $30 million a

43:00

year. So hey, Steelers, have fun,

43:02

man. And I'm a little bit

43:04

with you, though. I always used

43:06

to be all about name guys.

43:08

Well, last year, the name guy,

43:11

Travis Kelsey, he was the easiest

43:13

guy to get in fantasy football.

43:15

He's terrible. He's terrible. He had

43:17

the worst year ever. Now I'm

43:19

all about kind of moving off

43:22

name guys. Like, there's always going

43:24

to be fresh meat every season.

43:26

You'll find a Cooper Cup before anybody

43:28

knew who the whole Cooper Cup was.

43:30

And then the Rams! They said, hey Cooper,

43:32

we're going to trade your ass, we're going

43:35

to bring in Devante Adams. That's what it

43:37

was. I don't know Devante Adams is still

43:39

good. Dude, I got a Devante Adams Raiders

43:41

Jersey. He's been with five teams since I

43:43

got that. You know how the value of

43:46

that thing is probably less than 20 bucks.

43:48

My cat walked on it and I don't

43:50

even care. It is so hard to buy

43:52

a Jersey now. It's hard to buy a jersey.

43:54

His guys trade. Because they just moved teams like left

43:56

and right. It's like, oh, I just got, oh, he's

43:58

gone. Oh, I got this. their money is gone

44:01

too. Unbelievable. That's why the Innebell

44:03

has gone bonkers. And I think

44:05

Devante Adams with Pook and Akua

44:07

and Kyran Williams and Matthew Stafford,

44:09

they might be pretty good. They're

44:11

finicook. They might be pretty good.

44:13

They might be pretty good. And

44:15

I know we just said we're

44:17

getting off the name guys and

44:19

I don't know, I still think

44:21

Devante Adams is pretty good. And

44:23

Rams made the playoffs. Didn't they

44:25

go wire to wire with the

44:27

Eagles? Yeah, they were told on

44:29

the Super Bowl. To, to, to,

44:31

Ray, not to butt the entire

44:33

game. I don't know if it

44:35

was not the butt, but it

44:37

was nut, nut to nut because,

44:39

you know, the offense of indecent

44:41

lines, and they smacked wings. Anything

44:43

else happened? I think you covered

44:45

it. There was a lot, what

44:47

is going to happen, this draft.

44:49

Are the Titans getting Cam Ward?

44:51

Who? And then that guy? He

44:53

broke his leg. He broke his

44:55

foot, leg, whatever. He'll be good

44:57

to go by summertime. And then

44:59

somebody was saying, was it Justin?

45:01

Justin? Titan's aren't good at drafting.

45:03

They don't get Will Howard. Oh,

45:05

Justin said this. What'd he say?

45:07

He goes, dude, you guys went

45:09

after Malik Willis from Liberty. That

45:11

guy was a tank. And then

45:13

we tried to go after whatever

45:15

quarterback this time. We're two oh

45:17

for two. I mean, well, Billieke

45:19

Wells looked good with the Packers

45:21

when he came in here and

45:23

whooped that ass. Dude, we go

45:25

for another quarterback and miss. We're

45:27

oh for three. Yeah, it's not

45:29

good. That's really not, oh, and

45:31

you had Jake Locker back in

45:33

the day, terrible. Wasn't a fan

45:35

then. But so yeah, so the

45:37

draft is coming up very soon.

45:39

It's not until April. It's like

45:41

a month away. Oh, March madness

45:43

will be before then. Is she

45:45

excited about that? Yeah, stadium looks

45:47

pretty bad-assider. Take a video. She

45:49

needs to actually text me that.

45:51

And we'll never be able to

45:53

go inside of it because it'll

45:56

be so expensive. But that's cool.

45:58

We'll just look from the outside.

46:00

Susan Stadiums sightings. We'll post a

46:02

picture. on the Instagram. You took

46:04

a picture? I had baser while

46:06

I was driving us to brunch.

46:08

She was video in it.

46:10

Oh, where did you go

46:12

to brunch? We went to

46:14

Hampton Social with Justin.

46:16

Okay. I was a DD. It

46:19

was awesome. Just watch

46:21

Justin suck down a seashell.

46:23

They had some drink that

46:26

had glitter in it.

46:28

That sounds fun. And I

46:30

was like, dude, you're not getting a

46:32

chick drinking out of that thing because

46:34

you got to put your face in

46:36

it. Oh, I'm like, dude, it's kind

46:38

of a chick drink. Bad look? Yeah,

46:40

I mean, you got to, you want to

46:42

be drinking a blood heavy or something.

46:44

So they thought, they definitely thought

46:47

he was dating Zach. Probably. But

46:49

then, yeah, he's, he, that's when he

46:51

brought at the point about us being

46:53

bad at drafting quarterbacks. I

46:55

said, if we get Travis Henry

46:57

generational, it's going to change the

46:59

whole city. He'll be the faith,

47:02

whoever we draft is the face of

47:04

the city. Cam Ward or Jeremiah

47:06

Travis. One of the two is going

47:08

to be a generational talent. Could

47:10

be, so. You hope so. Well, the city

47:12

will embrace it regardless. I mean there's

47:14

gonna be billboards everywhere. How many times

47:16

did we have to drive down Broadway

47:18

and there was a thing of mayonnaise

47:20

for the last 12 months? Oh and

47:22

I saw Tenhill on flagpoles forever dude

47:25

I was like wow that and D

47:27

Henry they didn't have where was the

47:29

mural of D Henry when he was here

47:31

why did we not have that? I will

47:33

give Titans guys I've not turned this

47:35

into sports talk national radio but that

47:37

is a segment thank you the Titans

47:39

the second I got to give us

47:41

props we drafted or got P.K. Sue

47:43

Band. We go after big guys. P.K.

47:45

Sue Band. We went and got DeMarco

47:47

Murray. We went and got, uh, Derek

47:50

Henry. Yeah, I mean, George. That way back

47:52

in the day. I'm saying, we go after

47:54

some big guys. I like that. So this

47:56

draft, I'm saying we go after a

47:58

cam ward or we get. in Aaron

48:00

Rogers. Well, interesting.

48:02

No, you don't want Aaron Rogers.

48:05

Stop. Stop. Stop. Laura goes, hey,

48:07

are we getting Aaron Rogers?

48:09

Baser. But I heard he's going

48:12

to somebody else. I was like the

48:14

Giants or the Seahawks. But wait,

48:16

where is Sam? Oh, maybe the Steelers.

48:19

Could he go to the Steelers? Well,

48:21

the Steelers shouldn't have

48:23

gotten decay Metcalfe if they don't

48:25

even know what they are yet.

48:28

Well, they must have something. They must

48:30

think they're getting Justin Fields. Maybe

48:32

they're getting Sam Donald. Don't the

48:34

Steelers have Justin Fields? Well, he's a free

48:37

agent. Okay. So he can sign wherever he

48:39

wants. Maybe he's coming to, tighten up, baby,

48:41

tighten up. We'll take a break. We'll be right

48:43

back. You still thinking job change in the

48:46

new year? Yeah, I need something that's

48:48

in high demand and more stable in

48:50

this economy. IT? Yeah, cyber security. Maybe

48:52

even AI. That's what I did. Really? How? Went

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to Sweet,

49:02

our classes online or on campus?

49:04

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you want to hear it? Where'd

50:26

it go? I hit the sound effect. Yeah,

50:28

you're going to keep it going? Yeah,

50:30

here it is. I can filibuster. Yeah, filibuster,

50:32

where'd it go? I'm walking out of

50:34

Hampton Social on Saturday. And a girl goes,

50:37

hey, Ray, hey,

50:39

I'm Michael's wife. I

50:41

go, awesome. I know about

50:43

50 for Michael's. Hey, and I'm still

50:45

walking out, still hiking out. Justin, come

50:47

on, man. Bazer, come on. Who's that

50:50

girl? OK, guys, yep. Just somebody who

50:52

knows the show. All right, thank you.

50:54

The sore losers. What? Grab

50:56

my attention. Excuse me, what's up? Yeah,

50:59

Michael, sore losers. The guy

51:01

you went to Vegas with at Paris. You

51:03

slept on his couch. He's got a

51:05

wife. He has wife. Let's go. And

51:07

she was in Hampton Social. He

51:10

lives here? No, he never went to town

51:12

visiting. How is

51:14

Michael? She said he's great. We

51:16

did a selfie and she took it

51:18

to him. And I said, hey,

51:20

tell Michael, thanks for giving up that

51:22

couch that one night. Michael, still listen. Yeah,

51:24

he still listens. Oh, man, that is so good,

51:26

a big fan, dude. What's his wife look

51:28

like? She got blonde hair, brown hair, short, tall.

51:30

She was definitely, I mean, eye level, if

51:33

not a little taller than me, brown hair. Just

51:35

looks like a great old American look. Awesome,

51:37

dude. Did she find it weird that you slept

51:39

on Michael's couch for your bachelor party? Well,

51:41

she said Michael, and that didn't ring a bell.

51:43

But then she goes, Michael Vegas. And I

51:45

go, huh? She goes, Michael, Vegas,

51:48

Paris. And I go,

51:50

holy hell, my bachelor

51:52

party? And she goes,

51:54

yes. Yes, Michael

51:56

from Paris. Oh, that's amazing,

51:58

dude. That is so. cool. That's just great.

52:01

That really makes me, that warms my

52:03

heart that Michael's still around. He's got

52:05

a wife, like he's not just some

52:08

weirdo having you sleep on his couch.

52:10

He was a good dude. He was

52:12

a good dude in that morning. Bazer

52:15

had given me like some bachelor candies.

52:17

For whatever reason, she gave me

52:19

these three boxes of candy, I

52:21

had a milk duds, I had

52:23

a skiddles, and I just left

52:25

him there for Michael. When I left

52:27

his I left his place like

52:30

5 a.m. So that was your gift

52:32

bag like Derek Jeter He used

52:34

to give a gift basket to

52:36

women in the limo and you

52:39

gave Michael three boxes a damn

52:41

candy Michael at the penhouse to

52:43

eat Michael woke up in Paris

52:46

with three box of candy right

52:48

there But yeah, I was gone. There

52:50

was no sign of me when he got

52:52

up. Oh my gosh all right now you

52:55

want to read the email? Yeah At

52:57

midnight the bathroom attendant packed

52:59

up and left for the

53:01

night being completely trashed. I

53:03

took it upon myself to become

53:05

the replacement bathroom attendant. I held

53:08

people's beer for them. I put

53:10

soap in their hands and got

53:12

them paper towels while my wife

53:14

frantically looked for me for over

53:16

an hour inside the club. I

53:18

served as the bathroom attendant for

53:21

an hour all in all. I

53:23

made $80 in tips. and people

53:25

did not have cash. I told

53:27

them they were more than welcome

53:29

to go to the bar and

53:31

buy me a beer. I earned

53:33

at least six more beers in

53:35

that hour. Ended up with the

53:37

worst hangover I ever had in

53:39

my life, but $80 in cash

53:41

would do it again in a

53:43

heartbeat. Dakota, deliver. That

53:46

is hilarious. That is so freaking

53:48

funny. I was reading it and

53:50

I laughed out loud like... Who

53:53

thinks to do that? He's sudsing him

53:55

up, man, getting him all tolled off.

53:57

Just imagine. Here he goes, son, here's

53:59

a rough... Have a good night. His

54:01

poor wife thinks he's gone missing. She

54:03

thinks he's gone. She's searching the whole

54:06

club like, where's my husband? Where's my

54:08

husband? Did he get arrested? Did he

54:10

get beat up? Did he get beat

54:12

up? Did he get run over my

54:15

car? All the while he's in there

54:17

putting soap in people's hands. That's the

54:19

American way man. We never stopped working

54:22

even when we're at the club. Yeah.

54:24

And did you see LeBron man? I'm

54:26

talking about him getting in the face

54:28

of Stephen A. Smith. That was a

54:31

month ago. It was like Thursday, Friday.

54:33

Hmm. Like what the hell? What a

54:35

loser. Like what an absolute loser. Loser?

54:37

It was during the game. Like dude.

54:40

So what? Your son is a professional

54:42

athlete. Guess what happens now? He gets

54:44

criticized because he's a professional athlete. You

54:47

can't go and yell at the reporters

54:49

for being mean to your son. You

54:51

look like an absolute idiot. Nepo baby.

54:53

Guys, let's be real. Whenever we're done

54:56

with a workout, a run, what do

54:58

you have? My buddy Michael explained it

55:00

as better than any drug he's ever

55:02

had. You are on a high. LeBron

55:05

just played in a game. He was

55:07

on a high. I guarantee the next

55:09

day LeBron felt like he was an

55:11

idiot as well. He's like, why did

55:14

I go talk to Steven? I think

55:16

probably he went back to his hotel

55:18

or his house and was like, oh

55:21

my god, I'm so stupid. Because it

55:23

wasn't a conversation. He just went up

55:25

to him and goes, don't go again,

55:27

man. Never again, never again. Even Steve

55:30

and I, Steven is like a bit.

55:32

He looked like a little beer. Oh

55:34

my God, he goes back on his

55:36

show. He's like, that was a father.

55:39

Yeah, and you look like a little,

55:41

you shriveled up like a little bitch.

55:43

You look like a little mountain. I'm

55:46

scared. No, you say, look, LeBron, I'm

55:48

doing my job. He's a professional athlete,

55:50

I can criticize him. That's it. You

55:52

as a dad. Yeah, you don't want

55:55

to be him to be criticized. You're

55:57

the one that did this to him.

55:59

You did this, LeBron. You put him

56:01

in this position. Man. But Stephen A.

56:04

Smith, I've never seen someone shrivel up

56:06

so like tiny on his show the

56:08

next day and like basically back at

56:11

like, oh, LeBron was in the right

56:13

because he wants to be friends with

56:15

LeBron. He can be criticized. Like, that's

56:17

like if someone went on Facebook and

56:20

said this podcast sucked and my dad's

56:22

showing up at their house and being

56:24

like, that's my son, you know, criticize

56:26

my son, that's his podcast. Well, we're

56:29

lucky though, we, because we get to

56:31

experience this, I mean, somebody even criticized

56:33

Boomer, I don't even know if I'd

56:35

fight for him. No, who cares? Right.

56:38

If someone... Guys, we're not at a

56:40

point now where you gotta go fight

56:42

for your women and get a sword

56:45

out and like go cut another guy's

56:47

head off at the stake. It makes

56:49

no sense. It's like, dude, he's gonna

56:51

get criticized. He's an NBA player. You

56:54

put this whole cockamini scheme together to

56:56

get him to the NBA and now

56:58

you're going out to reporters that freaking

57:00

call you out. You, I mean, absolutely

57:03

embarrassing. Speaking of another tussle, did you

57:05

see the flag planting that happens in

57:07

college football? Did you see it happen

57:10

in an NCAA? Michigan, Michigan State? I

57:12

don't understand what happened. I don't understand

57:14

why Michigan State was so mad. The

57:16

Michigan State guys, so it's their senior

57:19

night, right? And they're known for kissing

57:21

the floor as they leave the place

57:23

or whatever. They like make out and

57:25

French kiss the floor as they leave

57:28

the place or whatever. They like make

57:30

out and French kiss it. So the

57:32

Michigan players started shoveling him. I don't

57:35

know if it was fears. I don't

57:37

know if it was Valparaiso, one of

57:39

the boys. Which I, I, and the

57:41

coach afterwards, he even said, mission goes,

57:44

he goes, I don't understand the guy

57:46

was shooting a free throw. So our

57:48

guys were standing where they always stand.

57:50

He goes. I didn't know there was

57:53

a tradition, like are they not allowed

57:55

to stand where they're supposed to stay?

57:57

See, we wouldn't have never got to

57:59

that point, but Michigan State beat him

58:02

by 15. I mean, guys, they're not

58:04

going to pull the starters, you know.

58:06

We didn't know that was going to

58:09

happen. Here's, we didn't know that was

58:11

going to happen. Here's the thing, Michigan

58:13

players definitely know. They're stating they're on

58:15

purpose. I think all they're trying to

58:18

do your way. I think I'm pretty

58:20

sure some of the guys in our

58:22

school kiss the court. I was like,

58:24

what are you doing? I mean, that's

58:27

their thing. That's their life, man. You're

58:29

going to sit there and dry rub

58:31

the cord? That's your legacy? I didn't

58:34

do it. Dude, I stood up. I'm

58:36

better than that, man. Yeah, I don't

58:38

know. Yeah, guys, when you, when left

58:40

with that option, kiss the court, you

58:43

go down with the dry rub. Just

58:45

walk off, that's your legacy. You're saying

58:47

goodbye to high school. Yeah, I waved

58:49

with the fans, but that's it. I

58:52

mean, the high school is probably not

58:54

bringing me fans. The last thing people

58:56

remember you by is, like, you know,

58:59

with AI on the ground, you know?

59:01

Yeah. All right, man. Well, you guys

59:03

have a good Monday. I don't know

59:05

what else is gonna go on. Ray,

59:08

when I leave the pitch for the

59:10

final time, I'm gonna make a nice

59:12

little hole in the nice little hole

59:14

in the ground. I

59:17

remember House Park, senior year, regional finals

59:19

against Belton. God, I hate Belton. And

59:21

we lost and we're all crying in

59:23

tears. I remember Seth. Seth's when we're

59:25

getting a cup. He's ripping some of

59:28

the grass and putting it in that

59:30

cup. He probably threw it away a

59:32

week later, but at that moment I

59:34

was like damn that's so smart. He's

59:36

getting a he's getting a piece of

59:39

history He's getting a piece of house

59:41

parking now. I think house park is

59:43

turf so they don't even play on

59:45

real grass So it was smart to

59:48

him to get it because now he

59:50

wouldn't get he just had to get

59:52

rubber pellets But I wonder if he

59:54

still has that grass kid before you

59:56

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