0:00

All right.

0:00

Well we started this once and then

0:02

lunch Box had to crap himself.

0:05

Oh yeah, Scuba came in. Did you leave

0:07

that in? Or did you just keep going?

0:08

No, you guys were talking shop. Why the

0:11

heck would I leave that in?

0:12

I don't know. I have no idea how this pod works, but

0:14

I do want to say thank you to the listeners

0:16

for understanding my predicament on Monday

0:20

and understanding that we had to jet, we had

0:22

to get. We had to scat skit scat

0:24

scootle do flea flot flow

0:28

and yeah, how are you man?

0:29

Don't ever wrap again? Are we gonna learn about

0:32

how the golf went?

0:33

Oh, you're gonna hear all about it. I mean

0:35

my buddy calls me on or text me on Monday,

0:37

Hey, can you make it to this golf course

0:39

by one fifteen today? And

0:41

I mean it's an hour drive, and

0:44

I mean we are talking within minutes.

0:46

I'm like, okay, let me if I figure this out. If we

0:48

do the pod this long, if I go get my clubs,

0:50

get on the road, there's no traffic. I

0:52

don't have time to eat lunch. I will just

0:55

eat my freaking hand and I'll starve to death,

0:57

but I should be able to be there by one

1:00

nine, and he said, we can move

1:02

it to one point thirty if you want. I said,

1:04

that's perfect. And I said, but it

1:06

looks like I mean, it's raining here, and

1:09

he goes, oh, no, no rain here,

1:11

and even if there is, it

1:13

looks like it's about to blow over, so no big

1:15

deal. Ready for it to blow So

1:17

I'm like, all right, So I left this building

1:19

and it is raining, the roads

1:22

are wet, there's rain coming

1:24

down, and I got to run to the house and get

1:26

the clubs and it's still raining

1:29

enough. Are we going to start the show?

1:31

Start the show? Was a tease? Start the show?

1:35

Since your first time doing radio?

1:39

He started into hard tell of the

1:41

story. I

1:43

was gonna say that was roode of your

1:45

friend to do that. But Dodd

1:47

one time hit me up at noon and say can you

1:49

play it one? So sometimes guys

1:52

just get a golf course a time.

1:54

Wives give them the day out and they got to play.

1:57

And I said, DoD, we don't leave this factory

1:59

till one. Sorry, times have changed.

2:01

I'm out and.

2:02

I haven't got an invite to golf with Dodd since

2:05

it was interesting though, but he knew he was coming to

2:07

town for business, So why didn't he give

2:09

me the heads up like a week ago.

2:11

Hey, I'm gonna be in town on Monday. We're gonna

2:13

play golf. He just randomly

2:15

texts me at you know, ten thirty

2:17

in the morning, Hey, can you make it in three hours?

2:19

I mean it was very very short notice.

2:22

When we used to play, all of us together and we were

2:24

all friends, did we do tea times

2:26

at the Muni?

2:27

No, we just showed up. Showed up.

2:30

That was badu is that's trouble.

2:32

You never even know if that's why we waited in a line.

2:34

It was always kind of annoying.

2:36

That is what's really hard about golf nowadays.

2:38

There's a lot of courses around here. They

2:41

won't accept a oneesome. If you're

2:43

gonna play by yourself. They're like, oh, sorry, you can

2:45

just show up and we'll try to squeeze you in. No,

2:47

no, no, I would like to put my name down for

2:49

a specific time because I don't want to show up at

2:51

two o'clock and wait for an hour and a half.

2:54

Like, if you put me on the t sheet, I can show

2:56

up at two play it too, and get the hell out of there.

2:58

But you taught me this trick. You

3:00

show up and say, oh, they had to cancel

3:02

on Now, I always just make it for two,

3:05

genie. Simple, so simple, except

3:08

for there's one that it makes you pay in advance,

3:11

and I'm like, I can't do that because I don't want to pay for

3:13

two and then had to not get money back.

3:15

Dude, that's what they made Angelina do when

3:17

we went to our Muni. She paid two hundred

3:19

dollars.

3:20

We're We're like, get how much

3:23

they charged Baser to ride, oh,

3:26

not even play? Twenty five bucks? Twenty five bucks.

3:28

Yeah, dude, it's crazy.

3:30

If it wasn't easter and I'm

3:32

being a good dude and I'm not cheating people anymore,

3:34

and I'm not lying, cheating and stealing robbing

3:37

from.

3:37

Peter to pay the pimp piper.

3:39

Yeah, since I'm not doing that anymore,

3:42

I paid it, but I

3:44

was not happy for thirteen holes

3:47

here I had to pay for that.

3:48

Here's what's amazing is how much they charge

3:50

you to ride in a golf cart. So ay, it

3:52

tells you, hey, you need to get enough money and buy a golf

3:54

cart or b you gotta start

3:56

using your legs and walking the course. Because

3:59

to play the course seventeen dollars. To

4:01

ride in a golf cart, it's an extra twenty five.

4:03

How is the golf cart more than the golf.

4:06

And I know we got to start the show, but we have

4:09

had multiple issues of carts

4:11

not being good. Remember when I went with you guys, My

4:13

cart sucked. Yeah, Justin and Angelina's

4:15

cart sucked. Really could barely go up

4:17

the hills.

4:18

It means they're not charging them right or they're about to give

4:20

out. Maybe they need some new carts. It's so frustrating.

4:23

Ray was a leaking something. Maybe

4:26

you want to get under the hood. No, it

4:28

was okay, it was ice all the beer they had in the

4:30

back.

4:30

Ah, got it. That makes sense. Well,

4:33

better start the show, man, because this golf is gonna

4:35

take about all about thirty seconds to tell

4:37

all right.

4:38

We're gonna do it live. Arnold,

4:41

I've remembered he's at Coachella.

4:44

Oh that's what it was. He came

4:46

back for a few days and then he said I'm

4:48

headed out to Cali. Man yup.

4:50

So he is there at Coachella. He will report

4:52

back. Apparently he saw Haley Bieber. He

4:54

saw Bieber there as well.

4:55

Oh, Bieber looks rough, dude, he does.

4:57

He looks like he's on some drugs.

4:59

Multiple yep.

5:00

And so so Arnold will report back.

5:02

He did enjoy the Who's

5:05

Set tonight. Travis Travon

5:08

No, it was, uh, Travis

5:10

got Scott, Travis

5:12

Scott. He saw Travis Scott. You know where he went

5:14

to school, Uta Utsa.

5:18

So we'll talk to Arnold about Coachella.

5:20

Coachella is in Tom

5:22

Springs.

5:23

I don't I don't know that.

5:25

Got a random text from South Beach. He goes, Palm

5:28

Springs is playing the Bobby Bone Show, the Big

5:30

Show, and I go Coachella

5:33

and he goes, damn right, South

5:35

Beach just randomly went to Coachella. We're

5:37

forty years old.

5:38

Huh. I didn't realize Coachella was

5:41

such a thing. I mean, is it really that? Is it

5:43

that different than like acl or

5:45

what's the one in Chicago, La La Palooza.

5:48

Are they the exact same thing? Or is Coachella

5:50

something special that one?

5:52

You want those pictures to get there so in thirty

5:54

years your kids can see that you were hippie and

5:56

cool and hot and all the girls get

5:58

dressed up for it. Is it anything

6:00

different than what's the Iheartfest

6:03

in Austin. No, Iheartfest

6:05

in Austin is probably better, but it's

6:07

just that it thing to do if you're especially if you're

6:09

California, which South Beach always

6:12

thinks. He's a big California rich guy. You

6:14

gotta go to it. It's just the CNB scene

6:16

thing, got it.

6:17

I wonder, I wonder how that festival gets to be

6:19

so cool, like Palm

6:21

Springs. Oh, it's Palm Springs cool, the

6:24

wealth.

6:24

And it's just it's a it's a I think it's

6:26

the closest to Woodstock that in acl

6:29

but it's also got the most influencers.

6:32

And all those chicks on Instagram do their

6:34

photos, it's like they don't they

6:36

dress like that for the picture and then they put

6:38

on sweatpants and a T shirt.

6:41

And I guess maybe I'm just not a music festival guy,

6:43

and maybe I'm too old to be a music festival guy.

6:45

What about iHeart You're

6:48

going in two weeks? That's different. I

6:50

love those festivals. How's

6:52

a girl, country girl? Shake it

6:54

for me? Shake it for me?

6:57

Come on, we're doing a video. Shake that

7:00

chake that no, no, no, no, chake that nna

7:02

We're gonna do it live. We

7:06

are the one, two three sore

7:08

losers. What

7:11

up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about

7:14

sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my

7:16

sports opinions, because I'm pretty much

7:18

a.

7:18

Sports genius, y'all. It's Sis

7:20

and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live on

7:22

the North side of Nashville with.

7:23

Baser, my wife. She was a Broadway girl.

7:26

We now live in the country, two point two acres, two

7:28

point two kids of vanderbil clinic. Justin checks

7:30

on him every day and I'll probably die of a heart

7:32

attack when I'm seventy two and a half years old. Lunch

7:35

over to you.

7:36

So, like I was saying about the golf, I run

7:38

home, I run in the house, I changed

7:40

throw the shorts on, throw a shirt on, you

7:43

know, I get a hat, and I'm ready to go.

7:45

And then I'll get in the car and then I'm like, oh, my golf shoes,

7:47

gotta go back inside. It's raining, get

7:50

them, throw them in the car, have my water,

7:52

and I'm ready to go. And I type in

7:55

the golf course and

7:57

it says closed on Mondays. She

8:01

I'm like, what, how

8:03

is it closed? On Monday, like

8:06

today is Monday, and my buddy said, can

8:08

you be at this golf course at this time to

8:10

play? Maybe Gemini Google

8:13

as an updated That's what I'm

8:15

thinking. I'm thinking that's winter hours. It

8:17

must be something wrong or this

8:20

is a tournament and I

8:22

am the fourth person in the crew. Maybe you

8:24

know, the other people from his work backed out and

8:27

that's why he's in town for business and

8:29

they needed a fourth for their foursome for the scramble

8:32

is.

8:33

If your story sucks, you just

8:35

gave me the biggest light

8:37

bulb. I have a hilarious story

8:40

continue about golf and

8:43

tournament.

8:44

So I'm like, all right, here I go.

8:47

And I remember in the back of my head him saying, there's

8:49

no rain down here. It's just

8:52

if anything, it's gonna blow over. The

8:55

whole hour drive, I

8:57

had nothing but shoes

9:01

the entire time,

9:04

brutal the ground, the

9:06

roads, there's puddles, it's

9:09

just wet everywhere. Right, there's hydro

9:11

planing. Not that I was hydro

9:13

planing, but I was just like, there is no way

9:16

we are playing golf.

9:18

Corey, your friend, it's clear down here.

9:20

It's clear down here. It may be raining

9:23

up in Nashville. But south of Nashville there's.

9:25

No rain, and if

9:27

anything, it's just gonna blow over in about twenty

9:30

minutes. Country Hills is a great golf

9:32

course. I think Country Hills is

9:34

north here.

9:35

Inside joke, Oh that's what.

9:37

Yeah, I got you. And so I said, all

9:39

right, man, I just keep driving. I am

9:41

twelve minutes from the course and it is still

9:44

raining. Puddles everywhere,

9:48

and I'm off the highway. I'm on the back country

9:50

roads. Now most of these you have to. My

9:52

wife calls me, she's like, how's it

9:54

looking. Oh, she's about the weather.

9:56

She's got the weather on, she

9:59

has the weather eight dollar going off.

10:01

And I said, there is no way

10:04

we're playing golf today. She goes,

10:06

what I said, he said, it

10:08

wasn't raining down here, and I have seen

10:10

nothing but rain the entire time

10:13

I've been driving. She goes,

10:15

yeah, but maybe it's not raining at

10:17

the course. I said, I'm twelve minutes from

10:19

the course and I just went through a two inch

10:21

puddle of water. She's like,

10:23

oh, well, maybe

10:26

at least you guys can grab lunch. I'm like, well,

10:29

he already had lunch because he told me he was eating

10:31

at a restaurant and then heading to the course. You want

10:33

to get pork missiles. She says,

10:35

well, at least you drove down

10:37

there to see a buddy from college. I said,

10:39

yeah, So I'm gonna drive down here, say hello,

10:42

smack him on his ass, and then I'm gonna

10:44

turn around and drive home. So

10:46

what did you do today after your Monday? Well, I've spent three

10:48

and a half hours in the car driving down

10:51

there, an hour and fifteen to hour fifteen back.

10:53

I guess it's only two and a half. But whatever,

10:55

that's cool. She goes, well, just have a positive

10:57

attitude. I'm like, how could I have a positive

11:00

attitude when the rain is coming down?

11:01

Does this tell me something good? I don't need to be

11:04

positive this real

11:06

life woman.

11:07

She's like, all right, and I said, so if we even play on

11:09

edge story of the day me. I

11:11

was like, you're gonna be on your own with the kids, dinner

11:14

and all that tonight if we play, it's

11:16

gonna be late. And she goes, okay, have fun.

11:18

Let me know.

11:19

All right, Bye, that's a great wife

11:22

you hit her with, gonna be late, take

11:24

care of the kids on your own, see you, And

11:26

she said bye, have fun.

11:30

Great wife. That's how we work. We worked

11:32

that way, very in sync, very on the

11:34

same page, like go out, enjoy your life, come

11:37

back to the kids when you need to come back. So

11:40

then I'm getting there. I'm a mile from the course, and

11:42

guess what stopped raining? Still

11:44

raining?

11:45

Oh?

11:45

Still raining. Oh I got the sound effect. Oh

11:47

do you please? Still

11:52

raining? Man? And

11:57

I'm like, this is unbelievable. And

11:59

then I see the hole. I see one hole and I'm

12:01

like, oh, there it is. It's raining on that hole. Cool.

12:04

And it's runs right along the road, you know what I mean,

12:06

leading into the golf course. Go up, take

12:08

a right, and I take a right in the parking lot.

12:10

They're in a darn car in the parking lot, not

12:13

a single one.

12:14

Oh my gosh. Oh

12:16

it's a double whammy. They're closed

12:19

and it's raining.

12:21

Yeah. And then I'm like, no, no, they were closed.

12:24

They were closed. The

12:26

golf course is closed.

12:29

Because there's always some loser

12:32

that still goes to a golf course when it's raining.

12:33

Because they're that addicted to golf. Yeah.

12:35

So the fact there wasn't a car in the lot

12:38

that there's it had been a holiday or

12:40

like the site said not open.

12:42

Closed on Mondays. So then I'm

12:45

thinking, did I read the text

12:47

wrong? And he mean next Monday? Oh

12:51

no, dude,

12:53

you're the Bonehead story of the day.

12:55

I'm writing this for you right now and sending it to

12:57

Mike Deed to get approved for bones And.

13:00

I pull out my phone and says no today,

13:03

ah, And I'm like, well, what

13:05

the heck? So I'm all

13:07

right, let me text him. I'm like, hey,

13:10

man, did you mean to send me

13:12

to an abandoned golf course that's closed

13:14

on Monday where it's pouring rain? And

13:16

you said it wasn't raining.

13:17

This story comes you from Columbia,

13:20

Tennessee.

13:21

And I hit send and

13:24

I look out the window and he pulls up in a golf

13:26

cart. What And

13:28

I'm like, what is going on? So

13:32

I opened the doors. Are you ready to play some golf?

13:36

What is happening? And I said,

13:39

no, it's raining because oh we may

13:41

get a little wet, but we can still play. Wait,

13:44

I thought it was closed. It

13:46

is close. That's why I'm very confused too.

13:48

I'm like, where did you get the golf cart? And

13:52

then another the golf cart pulls up with

13:55

two dudes on it. How's it

13:57

going? Bros. Father son,

14:01

and I'm like, what is

14:03

like, do you have a cover for your golf clubs? I

14:06

was like no, and he goes, they make it a little wet. Then he

14:08

goes, you've got

14:10

the car. You haven't got new clubs in a while.

14:13

And I said, well, I don't really want to get them wet. And he goes,

14:15

oh, there's a reusable grocery

14:17

bag here in the back. You can just use that. So

14:20

I literally used

14:22

a reusable Spurs

14:25

San Antonio Spurs grocery

14:28

bag to stick over my clubs to keep them

14:30

dry.

14:34

You are private club material?

14:38

Yeah? No, no, the gold

14:40

dower they open. So

14:43

then I get in the golf guard and he's

14:45

like, you're ready to do this? I'm like, what's

14:47

raining? Kind of hard? Is homie

14:49

playing this course illegally? And

14:53

I said, I'm very confused

14:55

because online it says closed. I said, I pull

14:57

up here, there's not a car in the lot,

15:00

and you guys come rolling up on two golf carts.

15:02

Not to pull up And

15:04

he says, oh, see my buddy over

15:07

there, because they work

15:09

for him, oil and gas and

15:11

renewable energy solar farms. Got

15:14

that body like all money. He

15:16

goes he's on the board, shesh

15:19

of the Columbia Golf So he has a key,

15:22

He's got two golf carts out, and we're playing

15:24

the course. She So

15:27

the golf course is closed on Mondays,

15:29

but dude has a key to the cart barn. This

15:31

story just got awesome.

15:34

And I'm like, excuse me. He

15:37

goes, Yeah, if you're on the

15:39

board, you can play whenever you

15:42

want sheesh.

15:44

And I said, but it's still rain. He goes, yeah,

15:46

hopefully it'll blow over.

15:48

It doesn't matter. You're playing the course

15:50

solo. There's not a soul

15:54

on the golf course.

15:55

No, we're doing next Monday.

16:00

But why was the tea time important? It wasn't

16:03

great point. Yeah, you could have gone anytime

16:06

you.

16:07

Claw. Yeah, you left our listeners with a thirty

16:09

nine minute pod.

16:11

That wasn't my doing. It was a rebel

16:14

eyes. I didn't understand. So

16:17

I'm like, are we really gonna play in the rain eos?

16:19

Why not? Man? We got the course to ourselves.

16:22

I'm down.

16:23

See rain golf sucks,

16:26

but if it's just you out there, yeah.

16:30

And I was like all right, so, but instead

16:32

they pull up under the little awning

16:35

orning and we

16:37

sit there for ten minutes, and

16:39

after ten minutes the

16:42

rain goes

16:44

away. There's no

16:47

more rain, and

16:50

what what? What is that? Oh?

16:53

Is that the sun? The ghost of

16:55

Jordan's speed peeking out from

16:57

behind the clouds. It's branched.

17:00

Editor. He's gonna squeege ee the course.

17:02

He no longer's on tour. And

17:08

the one guy, the son of the dad that

17:10

you know, is on the board. He's like, I

17:12

already drove the back nine. That's usually if we

17:14

get water standing, that's where it's gonna be on the back

17:16

nine. He goes, I saw standing, no standing

17:19

water, so we're gonna be good to go. Boys.

17:21

What a dude, And

17:23

I was like wow. He's like, it should

17:25

have affect your ball flight a little bit. RPMs are gonna

17:27

be altered a little bit. Uh velocity

17:30

ray exit velocity launch angle.

17:32

You'll be good, fine, decent wins south

17:34

southeast.

17:36

So it's time

17:38

to head to the number one t ray and

17:40

play some golf and I'll tell you all about

17:42

it. Right after this, you

17:47

acted.

17:48

Like I was gonna have to filibuster with a story

17:50

because your story sucked.

17:51

When your story was fine. It's

17:54

not over, I know, right,

17:57

that's the beauty of a tease. It's

18:00

the beauty of setting you up and thinking

18:02

one thing's gonna happen and boom, rope

18:05

a dope bull.

18:06

We had a private golf course.

18:09

Truckers know that watch out for the

18:11

cow.

18:14

I wanted you to think that this was gonna turn out

18:16

miserable and it was gonna be the worst day, and I

18:18

just drove for nothing. That's the artist

18:21

storytelling. That is how you hook

18:23

them in. You bring them in and then you give

18:25

them a plot twist. And we get to

18:27

the first team and they say, so, boys, how much

18:29

we playing for? Oh oh

18:32

well, excuse me, what's your

18:34

handicap? And I'm like, oh, I'm like eighteen.

18:38

Justin's like forty, and oh

18:40

okay, so to be you,

18:45

I guess and me and we'll go together

18:47

the father son and there a team. You're in eighteen.

18:51

Yeah, I actually agree to that. Yeah, I shoot

18:54

about ninety threes, ninety two's

18:56

ninety one. I'd say you're a sixteen. Well,

18:59

according to eighteen birdies, I'm seventeen point

19:01

four.

19:02

Oh all right, yeah, so that's

19:04

how I do my handygap. I'm probably

19:06

a twenty fiver and.

19:07

Steven he's a plus one,

19:10

and I'm like, oh, and uh

19:13

dad, TP he's a plus six.

19:16

I'm like whoa. And Larry he's

19:18

about a plus ten fourteen in

19:20

there. So it's gonna be TP and Larry

19:23

versus me and Steven. Okay, nobody

19:25

I know, roll on, yeah, And

19:27

I step up on that first tea box

19:29

and whack right down

19:31

the middle. And they said, Okay,

19:34

this is some bull crap. You

19:36

ain't no eight You ain't no eighteen.

19:38

That's not when you determine the handicap. It's

19:40

all about close distance. I'll hang up and listen.

19:44

I think I bog you. The first hole, all right,

19:46

cool, Second hole par, third

19:49

hole par. And

19:52

the guy goes, man, I know you ain't never been down to Columbia

19:54

before, but you're about to get a

19:56

Columbia cussout. What though?

19:59

It goes you both crab me on

20:01

that handicap, aren't you?

20:03

Like?

20:03

No? Man? You just wait, it'll come.

20:05

I mean you could have given im proof about the twenty four birdies.

20:07

App I know they

20:10

weren't serious. They were just being funny, really

20:12

funny dude.

20:13

Well, I mean if they would have asked me, what do I give my

20:15

handicap. I only play thirteen.

20:17

Holes, dude,

20:22

Do you know how fun it is to drive

20:24

up to a tea box and not worry about anybody

20:27

else and if you hit a ball of the rider left

20:29

not having to yell four because there's no

20:31

one on the golf course.

20:33

Were you guys doing mulligans or.

20:35

No Molly's scouts on? No

20:37

mollys man. We were playing straight golf, playing

20:40

a you know, skins game. So I got

20:42

a stroke ahole because I'm a you know, eighteen

20:44

handicap pretty much, and it

20:47

was so fun, and we hit

20:49

the first nine beautiful rain

20:51

came a little bit little drizzle on whole number

20:53

eight, then it cleared up and didn't

20:56

have another cloud for the rest of the day.

20:58

Does it dry quick where you go on

21:00

short shots and your chips and stuff.

21:02

There wasn't a lot of mud splat like

21:05

we did. We did play where you could move your

21:07

ball if you were in something, but there was really

21:09

not a spot on the course that was bad.

21:11

It's called pick and Place, Pick and Place. Sorry

21:13

to be the PGA Tour here.

21:14

Sorry, I didn't realize that was the name, and

21:17

uh Nance always tells us

21:19

about it.

21:19

Now now now, Peter. This is a

21:21

pick and place day because of the rain,

21:24

so they will be able to pick up their ball, clean

21:26

it off, and place it back down

21:28

in the spot.

21:29

Now over to ten. That's

21:31

where we went to number two. And

21:36

this is the hard part. We're

21:39

making the turn and

21:41

your boy hadn't had anything to eat. You

21:43

gotta get a porky. The

21:45

course is closed, Lizzie, there's

21:47

nothing to get. Yeah, can't get He was like,

21:49

I can't even get in there. He goes, I'm sorry. I couldn't

21:51

get beers out of the concession. You know we're closed today.

21:54

Oh so you guys were dry? Huh

21:56

yeah, yeah.

21:58

See that's the thing golf. You're always

22:00

banking on the clubhouse.

22:01

Always banking. So I am so hungry.

22:03

Because there you're gonna get teased at

22:05

if you need emergency balls. You got

22:07

a pork missile, gatorade, a

22:10

couple ultras.

22:12

And I'm just depressed because I am so hungry

22:14

my stomach. I have this hunger pains

22:16

because I haven't eaten since nine thirty

22:19

in the morning. That was my last snack. That

22:22

was a break during the big show, and

22:24

so I'm just gonna have to tough it out. For the next

22:26

nine holes and then I'm gonna have to find the nearest drive

22:28

through, get me something to eat, and

22:31

get out of there. And so we play.

22:33

We're playing, and then man,

22:36

I felt bad. This

22:39

is where Larry got a call on whole eleven

22:44

and it was a business call and

22:47

it's some dude and he's talking to him

22:49

and he's like, so, what's

22:51

making you change your mind?

22:54

And I can't hear what the guy is saying. He goes, He's

22:57

like, sir, He goes, sir, h. We've been working

22:59

on this for the last five months. We were gonna

23:01

wrap this up next week. He's

23:05

like, is there any

23:08

way I can sit down with you and we can go over this again?

23:10

And

23:14

and this Larry doesn't even get to like

23:16

hole eleven. He's just sitting there on the phone. He doesn't even get

23:19

to play. Oh one of those Angelina

23:21

and she's closing business deals.

23:22

When we're out at the bar on a Saturday.

23:26

And then at one point I

23:28

heard I was like, we were number

23:30

twelve was a part three? And I said, Hey, Steven,

23:33

how what's the distance? And I hear

23:35

this old MANO what

23:39

what? He goes, who's this Larry's

23:42

Bluetooth had switched over to the music

23:45

player, and I was talking to the old man.

23:47

This business deal has gone

23:49

south. The deal did not get

23:51

closed in Colombia. And

23:54

I said, Larry, Larry, your

23:57

bluetooth, it's picking up the it switched

23:59

over. He's like, oh, oh

24:02

cook, Hey, are you still there?

24:03

Man?

24:04

He's like yeah, but yeah, I'm at the

24:06

office, just finishing up some things.

24:08

What's up, man? He was like, are

24:11

you sure you want to cancel this? After we've been doing all this

24:13

work and research for five years? Five months?

24:17

He's like, I really

24:19

hate to hear that you don't want to go through with this deal

24:21

after five months all this and I'm like, oh my

24:23

god, Oh my god.

24:26

Usually it's just golf games falling apart on the back

24:28

nine.

24:29

And I'm just like, this is this is not good. I

24:31

feel so bad, Like I'm like I shouldn't be witnessing

24:33

this.

24:34

I'm gonna slice to the right make

24:36

Larry feel a little bit better about the business

24:38

deal gone south.

24:39

And you know we're playing skins. We're playing for money, so

24:42

now I don't want to win. I'm like this, dude,

24:44

oh you.

24:45

Take him for more money. After

24:47

the business deal falls through.

24:51

And that's the thing. And so he

24:53

he gets this new you know, And I don't

24:55

know if he's on commission or how it works. I

24:58

would assume there's some kind of commission aspect

25:01

to his job. Is this the dad? Now

25:03

this is the sun?

25:03

Okay, because I'm envisioning this guy's like seventy.

25:06

No, no, oh, the dad is like seventy

25:08

okay, but the son is probably thirty

25:10

five. Got it, got three kids, a

25:13

wife, all that, the

25:15

perfect Tennessee life. And so

25:17

then he finishes up whole eleven. Why we're

25:19

teeing off on twelve? Oh? Did he finished

25:22

on thirteen? Oh?

25:24

No, No, he had to just catch up to us, got it?

25:27

And then twelve I had to pee, man, I

25:30

had to pee, and so I go behind a

25:32

tree, beauty. Guess

25:34

what, There's no one out there, So

25:36

it doesn't matter what tree I go behind.

25:38

You don't have to watch for the women, kids, get

25:40

called a predator, have to put yourself on a

25:43

website, don't have to worry about the cart

25:45

girls seeing the dog out.

25:46

You know what I mean? None of that? You got bazer?

25:48

What are you guys doing? We're peeing

25:51

and we're trying to do it real quick.

25:52

So some other guy doesn't report us, and

25:54

then Justin comes out and he goes, I'm sorry,

25:57

I have a microscopic penis.

25:59

Okay, Justin Hilariously, guys, we're just trying to

26:01

go to the bathroom before this guy that cuts through is

26:03

gonna see us.

26:05

So I go behind the tree and

26:07

I go to unbuckle my shorts. And

26:10

here's the problem. My

26:13

golf shorts are fifteen years old.

26:16

They used to be black. They are almost faded

26:18

to gray. Yeah, we got to get you some new gear.

26:22

And as I go to unbutton them, the

26:24

button that was hanging on by a string there.

26:28

It goes, oh boy,

26:30

So now I have no button on

26:33

my shorts. You're gonna have

26:35

to pull it off. I don't know how, though. Luckily

26:37

I have a belt on, so

26:40

I'm able to do the belt a little

26:43

bit tighter, so you can't even notice that my button's

26:45

gone. Yeh, you're good. But the only problems

26:47

when you have no button it keeps unzipping. Yeah.

26:51

So we're sitting there and we get on the twelfth green.

26:53

No one notices, and we're packing up our

26:55

stuff and I look up and

26:57

here comes a jeep Grand Cherokee

27:00

driving on the golf course. Wow,

27:05

oh, sounds like there's a marshal of the course.

27:07

He didn't get the memo. He comes

27:10

down the cart path,

27:12

there's a creek. The grand Cherokee

27:14

drives over the bridge of

27:17

the creek, drives down

27:20

the cart path and there's

27:22

an exit into a neighborhood

27:24

behind the golf course. Drives right down

27:26

it out into the neighborhood, cut

27:30

some corners on your way commute home. And I

27:32

looked at them, I said, hey, does that save like an

27:34

hour here in Columbia that he can just cut

27:36

through the golf course, Like, I mean,

27:38

maybe say some ten seconds to go around the block.

27:41

But and they're like, I don't

27:43

know who that was, But golly, I didn't know they just

27:45

drive on the golf course. Who knew that

27:47

a grand Cherokee could fit on

27:49

the cart path. Yeah, it'd be tough. And

27:53

it was just a we're sitting there, you know, we're the

27:55

only ones on the golf course. All of a sudden you see a grand

27:57

Cherokee coming down. I'm like, oh man, we're busted

28:00

trouble. I thought we were in trouble. I was

28:02

like, damn it, this dude told me we could

28:04

play because he had a key to the carpet.

28:07

No, it's just Nick nine to five coming

28:10

on home. Wife called him, going home to

28:12

see the wife and kids. He just driving through the golf

28:14

course instead of going around the block.

28:15

Whatever. Cool. So we

28:19

finish up the round, dude, amazing,

28:21

who won? It

28:24

was a dead heat, nine skins to nine

28:26

skins. We're going to a nineteenth now

28:29

they they no, no, no, actually no, wrong, wrong,

28:32

sorry. On number seventeen, I

28:35

made the par putt. We

28:38

were two and one, two holes

28:40

up with one to play. So they

28:42

said they wanted to do double or nothing on eighteen,

28:45

I said, deal.

28:47

Why would you agree to that when you're guaranteed to

28:49

win?

28:49

Why would you not want more money? Oh?

28:52

Double or nothing. I'm looking at forty

28:54

dollars in my pocket on

28:56

a free round of golf at a private

28:59

course that we we had to ourselves.

29:02

I'm in honey, I'm coming home late

29:04

with extra money though.

29:05

Yeah, And so I step up on the

29:07

tea box way right, All

29:10

right, it's a par five steven

29:12

steps up, way right. Who's

29:15

that your partner? Yeah, that's my partner.

29:18

Took me eighteen holes.

29:19

Learn your partner, But go Larry

29:22

right down the middle, JP

29:26

J T TP way

29:28

right. So we're all in the right. And

29:31

what do you know, Larry pars it, I

29:34

boge it. They win the whole squad

29:37

dooche? We win no money?

29:38

And what you realize with skins

29:40

game and also playing your buddies a

29:42

lot of times ends in a tie.

29:45

The game of golf is weird.

29:46

It's basketball blowout.

29:50

Yeah, Rizzl's got blown

29:52

out again, NBA.

29:53

You got blowouts where golf is

29:56

usually pretty tight. And especially with

29:58

the way you guys played it was what'd you play? What's a called

30:00

skins?

30:00

Skins?

30:01

And then but you also played scrabble

30:03

what is it called? No?

30:04

You only you played your ball. It's just a score

30:07

on the hole. Whoever had the you know, if one person

30:09

got a par and.

30:09

With the better one, yes, yeah, So because of that scoring,

30:12

it's gonna be pretty tight.

30:13

Pretty tight. No one's gonna lose

30:15

a significant amount of money because we're all

30:18

not very even. But one hole you can have a good

30:20

hole, and if me giving it a stroke every hole

30:23

made it very even. The teams were perfectly

30:25

matched. Dang, you were given a stroke

30:27

every hole. Bro TP

30:32

was a six plus six

30:34

golfer. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy.

30:36

They must have been real good. Yeah,

30:40

that's fun.

30:40

I mean that's different than what I was dealing with. I did

30:42

five hours.

30:43

And thirteen holes. Well, Larry played a little bit

30:45

of a different game, twenty four hours apart. I mean,

30:47

Larry was a little bit better than me. So he got strokes

30:49

on certain holes, but not every.

30:51

Hole a par three, oh strokes right

30:54

like par five though, got a stroke.

30:55

Things like that. So it was a great

30:58

day. And I'm like, hey, man, take

31:00

off our hats, thanks man, thanks

31:02

for having me. This was I mean, I don't know how we

31:04

got this private course, but it turned I mean, what a

31:06

beautiful day. Guys like we had no rain,

31:09

nothing, and they're like, yeah,

31:11

man, cool man, all right. They're

31:14

like, hey, you got ton of grass, something to eat.

31:17

I'm like, you know what, I'm

31:19

starving. Let's go

31:22

eat. Let's talk business.

31:24

So businessman making business deals,

31:26

trying to gag down money.

31:27

We go to downtown Columbia and

31:29

I'll tell you what happened right after this.

31:36

Oh Wendy's, how can I take your order?

31:38

No, no, Wendy's. Man, I was gonna have to stop at a

31:41

Wendy's or a Dairy Queen, or a McDonald's

31:43

or a mcbangor whatever

31:45

it was. But they invited me to go eat. Welcome

31:48

to Goodburger, Home of the good Burger. How gonna take

31:50

your order? I'm like, yeah, man, I'm

31:52

hungry. I need to eat. So we go. So,

31:55

man, how's your sex life? Larry?

31:58

So we sit down. We're just sitting there chilling

32:00

and looking around. They

32:04

come get our orders. I'll take a water,

32:06

man, I'll just take a water. I'm so thirsty. Do

32:08

you want apps? Yeah? I want apps, man, I need some apps.

32:10

Like give me the buffalo chicken dick,

32:12

give me some shrimp. We know how

32:14

you order.

32:15

It's impatient and you name five things

32:17

at the exact same time.

32:18

Well, this dude had I haven't eaten since nine thirty.

32:22

It is now five thirty. We already heard the backstory.

32:24

Okay, we've started with the backstory

32:26

actually since nine thirty the previous

32:29

morning.

32:29

Yeah, and it

32:31

comes and I am just like a freaking just

32:35

crushing the buffalo chicken dip and they're like, can we

32:38

have some? I

32:41

said yeah, And I said I'm gonna this bones

32:43

not feeding you guys up in Nashville. I

32:45

said, I'm gonna like one guy TP.

32:47

He scoops it on his plate and is just eating it like

32:49

casually. And I was like, I'm not scooping

32:51

it on a plate. I'm just gonna trust you guys not to double

32:53

dip. I'm going I'm going just straight from the bowl.

32:56

I ain't got time. I probably ate ninety

32:58

percent of the buffalo chicken dip.

33:00

Yeah, and TP has probably been scolded at home

33:02

before, got a strict wife.

33:03

Yeah, eating like that, Come on, and then

33:05

the shrimp never came that. We never

33:08

got the shrimp, so don't know

33:10

what happened to that, if we canceled that or whatever. Then

33:12

I went with the pork chop, and

33:16

it took forever for the pork shop to get out there.

33:18

I mean it took forever. I mean I am just like,

33:20

come on, got the pork chop,

33:22

got the baked sweet potato, and

33:25

got the soup of the day, which is like some chicken

33:27

something.

33:27

You never wanted to be too quick, but you

33:30

never wanted to take the forty five minutes.

33:32

Especially when you got to drive an hour home,

33:35

like you're already tired.

33:36

I mean, you pretty much got home, had to go to bed

33:39

and get up for the big show.

33:40

Correct shhh,

33:43

that's basically what happened. And then in the middle of dinner,

33:45

I'm like, man, I gotta I gotta go pee. I gotta

33:47

go pee. So where's the bathroom.

33:49

I'll back there on the left, all right, So get up,

33:52

go to the bathroom. And this is you know, my my

33:54

fifteen year old shorts. The button's

33:56

gone, he lost in the fourteen

33:59

yep. And I go

34:01

and I go peete, and then I go to zip up.

34:04

Zipper breaks off.

34:06

You're down to the belt and dong.

34:10

You're basically wearing a belt,

34:12

thog, dude.

34:15

So there's no way to zip up my short Hey

34:17

man, are you having money trouble? Gibbles? All

34:20

right, let me get this dinner. So

34:22

there's no way to zip up my shorts. So

34:27

my shorts are unbuttoned and unzipped.

34:30

Dude, dude,

34:33

you look like a hobo. And

34:35

I'm at a restaurant like a steakhouls,

34:38

and I am like, what do I do? The

34:41

Home of the ninety six er. We are

34:43

only halfway through dinner, and I've

34:45

got to be in this restaurant

34:47

with no zipper. And no button

34:50

exposed. Now

34:54

to wrap your raincoat around your

34:56

waist. So I don't have a raincoat,

34:58

man, I didn't have a rain So

35:01

I sit there and I try to fold

35:03

the shorts over as far as I can, and

35:06

I pull the belt as tight as

35:08

I can, but you

35:10

can still see the zipper is not

35:12

zipped. Man, goach.

35:17

I've seen this look and it

35:19

is by hoboes on Broadway

35:21

who have been through it.

35:23

And I'm just like, people are gonna be

35:25

like yo, man, like what are you doing? Dude?

35:30

If they get a wrong angle, they

35:32

are gonna see your Prince Albert.

35:34

They are gonna see the

35:36

goods because the zipper

35:39

is gone. I mean, what are the odds

35:42

that these fifteen year old shorts that

35:44

the button and the zipper are both gonna

35:46

go down in the same day.

35:51

Dude, you're about to be naked. So

35:54

I'm in the bathroom. I mean I'm in the bathroom for way longer

35:57

than it should be for just being because

35:59

I'm trying to figure out to manipulate this. So I

36:01

untucked the shirt and I'm trying to stretch

36:03

it to make it longer. You gotta go

36:05

that route. It only goes halfway down, the

36:08

zipper man half way down.

36:12

There's nothing you can do. So

36:14

I'm just like, you know what, I can't just stay

36:17

in here all night. So I just grin and

36:19

Barrett and walk back to the table and try

36:21

to like, as I'm walking, I keep my hands kind of

36:23

in front of me. Yeah.

36:24

Up in Nashville we do some weird dress

36:27

wise.

36:28

This is actually in style now, you know,

36:31

hanging out and then.

36:33

You know Nashville cowboy,

36:37

it's the new thing sweeping the nation.

36:38

Guys, what do you get You guys aren't

36:41

gen z ears all these kids when their hanging

36:43

out.

36:45

So then we just we finished dinner and

36:47

I don't even mention it. I don't even mention it

36:49

to the guys. I don't mention that I have no

36:52

button. I don't mention that I have no

36:54

zipper. Dude. I do not want to make this very

36:56

uncomfortable for them. So we just

36:58

talk chat it up. Then we go outside

37:00

the restaurant, say our goodbyes,

37:04

and I get back in the car and I drive

37:06

the hour home. And the best part

37:08

of it was Steven said,

37:10

Hey, guys, don't worry about it. This is on the company tonight.

37:13

That's what I'm.

37:13

Talking about the bill that's Billy style,

37:16

free golf, free dinner, no

37:19

button, no zipper, no problem.

37:23

And that was my golfing adventure.

37:26

That was a hole in one.

37:30

I get home, the kids

37:32

are in bed. It's eight twenty

37:35

or eight eighteen, and I hear Dad

37:38

Dade, and I go downstairs

37:41

and they're in the middle of their last story

37:44

and they say, Dad, Dad, did

37:46

you make any hole in ones? No?

37:49

No I didn't, Dad, Dad. Did

37:51

you make any hole in twos? No?

37:54

No, No, I didn't. Birdy on three? No,

37:56

par dad, Dad. Did

37:58

you make any hole in three? No?

38:01

No, Dad, Dad? Did you make any

38:04

holes in four? Yeah? And

38:06

he holes in five? Yeah? Yeah, and he holes

38:08

in six yeah, and he holes in seven

38:11

yeah.

38:11

Did you guys do a snowman Max?

38:13

No? But the most I got was seven. Then my kids said,

38:16

did you hit it in eight? And I was like, no, just seven. And

38:18

then baby box three, Dada,

38:20

Dada, did you hit something in the water.

38:23

Yeah, they'll learn about the snowman with Uncle

38:25

Justin and Susan.

38:26

And I said, no, no in the water today. Boys,

38:29

They're like, awesome, Dad. Did

38:31

you get a hole in ten? Nope?

38:33

Okay, then we finished the last story.

38:36

She said good night, and

38:38

I showed my wife my pants and she goes, oh my

38:40

gosh. She goes,

38:43

you're so embarrassing. We got to get you

38:45

to Dick today, so we need to get down there and

38:47

buy some new shorts. Man. That's

38:49

it. Wow. That was the golf adventure.

38:51

Man. Wow. And

38:53

with that, we'll take a break. Now

38:58

let me hear your hilarious story.

39:00

It pales in comparison, but let me

39:02

tell it. So Baser wants.

39:04

To go to a course.

39:05

And you know I always say we do brunch, we'll do food and

39:08

drinks.

39:08

Yeah, so this one we just said, hey.

39:10

We're swinging by it. We were at the mall girl

39:13

stuff. I have no idea what we were doing. And

39:15

she goes, let's swing by get one drink. I said,

39:17

cool, I've never checked out this clubhouse. Why

39:19

not I've already diffuse, Yeah, I've already

39:21

gone to one clubhouse and not played. And I sit there

39:23

with my wife and I feel like a why

39:25

not go on? We go to another

39:28

clubhouse, sit there and feel like a But

39:31

so we go up there and at the very

39:33

top there's no no sound. There's

39:36

five TVs, not one of them's on.

39:38

Okay, okay, and

39:41

so there we are.

39:42

We order from the lady.

39:44

She's in her forties, I

39:47

would say, doing

39:49

a great service serving gentlemen

39:51

beers and doing this, doing that. It

39:53

was a tournament, so there's stuff going on.

39:55

Okay, a lot of action. Yes, So as

39:57

we were there, there's a guy coming in. Oh,

40:00

par three, we got to turn it back into a par four.

40:02

Oh hey, hey March, Hey, Sarah, hey March.

40:05

The times in the past i've actually gone up there,

40:08

not with my wife, but it's been a vibrant

40:10

staff. TV's are bang and it's good. They

40:12

got a golden tea, so usually

40:15

you know they got a little bit going on.

40:17

You go up there.

40:17

This time it's crickets and then

40:19

it's confusion because the tournament ended and

40:24

the lady charges us and she swipes

40:26

our cards, takes our cards, and

40:30

me and my wife are just standing there.

40:31

And we're both look at each other.

40:32

We don't have our drinks, and the lady's

40:34

now behind the bar, and

40:37

both of our drinks are just sitting over there on

40:39

the other side of the like behind the counter

40:41

where you can't reach I can't reach them. A

40:43

white clawn and ultra and we're just sitting there.

40:46

The lady's guy comes around. He apparently

40:48

works there. They give each other a kiss.

40:50

They're just chilling. Love that.

40:52

Hey, love so, and I'm

40:54

in a great mood. I believe it was a Friday. I'm

40:56

in no rush. I'll wait there all day. I'm not gonna say,

40:59

hey, man, you didn't give us our drinks. But you

41:01

charge this awkwardly and actually I don't even

41:03

know if you've swiped my card. Did you hit me? Because I

41:05

never got a tip. Usually everybody wants a tip.

41:07

So we're still standing there a couple minutes, three

41:09

minutes, four minutes, lady gets another

41:11

kiss.

41:12

Now she's turning on the TVs. Okay,

41:14

turning on the TVs.

41:15

We're still sitting there. No drinks, no drinks,

41:17

no drinks. The lady turns the Players

41:20

Championship on the week after

41:23

the Masters, So what does that tell

41:25

you?

41:27

That's old?

41:28

And these idiots

41:30

at the there was a couple people

41:33

of the staff start watching the TV.

41:36

They're watching a replay

41:38

of the Players Championship from three years

41:40

ago, and they don't realize

41:43

it, and I go, yeah,

41:46

they always play the Players right after the

41:48

Masters. Man, this is crazy. Nobody

41:51

gets the joke because they all think it's live. Me

41:54

and Baz are still standing there waiting for

41:56

our drinks. The lady has

41:59

gone on to do other things. She's taking the dishwasher

42:01

out, wiping the counters off, and

42:03

at this point, I've been show them for five minutes

42:06

and she still hasn't realized she didn't give us our drinks.

42:09

I'm like, you know what, why not be

42:11

brass sh It's

42:13

America say something. I go, excuse

42:16

me, I'm so confused. Is this

42:18

like a black Mirror episode? You

42:20

never handed us our drinks? And

42:23

she goes, what And

42:25

she looks back and goes, huh, I

42:27

have never done that in my ten year

42:30

career, not giving a good person their drinks.

42:32

And she turns around and grabs.

42:34

Them and hands them to us, and we sit there

42:36

and watch a recorded episode

42:38

of the Players Championship. It

42:44

was Deshambo. Deshambo took it, guys,

42:46

Oh, it might have been Rory. It actually was Fouler

42:48

from like ten years ago. Wow, and he doesn't

42:50

even play on the tour anymore. And

42:53

I go, Baser, we better be drinking this in

42:55

about two seconds because what

42:57

just happened, And I will never

42:59

be back. And what happened to the gen

43:01

z that was up here a couple of weeks ago? There was

43:04

just slanging drinks at you that HadAM

43:06

faster before you can even pull your wallet out.

43:09

Huh first for everything?

43:11

Hey, you thought you were on boiling points? Remember that

43:13

on MGB they sit there and mess with you until

43:15

you blow up in my own candid

43:18

camera, like what is happening?

43:20

And bays are so polite.

43:21

I think she would have sat there for an hour and not said

43:24

anything me five to

43:26

ten minute wind, I was like, I gotta say something, What the hell's

43:28

going on?

43:28

Five to ten minutes? How about five

43:30

to ten seconds?

43:31

Dude? I was in a rare, courteous

43:34

mood and it was just like it.

43:36

It was one for the record

43:38

books, man, A course that you don't have to pay

43:41

for, and a recorded episode

43:43

of the players with drinkless

43:45

drinks.

43:46

Hallelujah. Want a time on the

43:48

course baby, and golf

43:50

is amazing. It is. I'm

43:53

gonna read one email before we go home. Yeah

43:56

yeah, and it's someone they want to set

43:58

the record straight, is how they put it, because

44:01

I guess there's rumors going around as something

44:03

that they did or they happened, but they want to set

44:05

the record straight. And here

44:07

we go. Oh you lost the

44:10

you lost that clip. It has been

44:12

recorded over. Okay,

44:15

I guess I can still read it. Here we go.

44:18

Coaches, you

44:20

were talking about thunder and lightning at the beginning of

44:22

the pod the other day, and I got excited that

44:24

you got half the guys right. Original

44:27

thunder and lightning was Will Clark and Rafayel

44:29

palm Merrow at Mississippi State put

44:31

some respect on it. Also,

44:34

I guess I have to tell the real story if

44:37

it keeps coming up. I was dancing

44:39

around cheese fully clothed, and

44:41

a couple of coaches put dollar bills

44:43

in my shirt at the convention, so then

44:46

naturally the shirt came unbuttoned,

44:48

but never came completely off. Then

44:51

when security had enough of the show, they

44:53

asked me to button it up, and I did,

44:56

no problem. I wasn't

44:58

asked to leave or escort it out

45:00

until after the open bar happy hour,

45:03

which was amazing, was closed

45:05

and they started kicking everyone out from the

45:07

group because they were tired of sore

45:09

losers nation, and I just happened

45:12

to be the first one asked to leave. Also,

45:15

Buddy glass is the worst. Sincerely

45:18

your friend, Taylor Callaway. Yep,

45:21

thank you. Record has been set straight there

45:23

it is. Ah, you guys have a good Wednesday.

45:26

Man, I gotta head down to Di's. I gotta get some new

45:28

golf shorts. Yeah.

45:31

I don't know what I'm gonna do. But it's

45:34

weird because I had a picture on my timeline,

45:36

let me on my Facebook timeline

45:39

of those shorts. They

45:41

popped up and it was me playing

45:43

golf with my buddy Oscar

45:46

down in Austin, and I said, dude,

45:48

can you believe that I

45:51

still wear these shorts? And

45:53

I'm trying to see when I sent him this text

45:57

there it is Nope, that

45:59

was when December fourth, I

46:02

mean when did I send?

46:03

I mean, come on, you're gonna

46:05

be amazed. They make some comfy shorts, now.

46:08

Do they. I mean, I have not put on a new

46:10

pair of golf shorts. I'm telling you, in fifteen

46:12

years.

46:12

That's actually one of the things that hasn't changed.

46:14

They probably still look the exact same. There's

46:17

no new form of aerodynamics

46:19

or mesh. It's I'd

46:21

swear there's the same exact material as it was.

46:24

Yeah, and I don't even know how much golf shorts

46:26

cost now, because I

46:28

haven't bought them in so long, I haven't even looked.

46:30

You want to know an outside dark

46:32

horse.

46:33

Yeah, Justin went

46:35

to Walmart.

46:36

He got a golf shirt and golf shorts

46:38

for thirty five bucks. Really, and

46:41

he also got titleist balls

46:43

for that same thirty five amount. The

46:45

person forgot to ring up the titleist balls.

46:48

That's even better, Ray,

46:50

if I could be so fortunate here

46:52

it is, I said twenty sixteen,

46:55

we've played golf in Austin. I

46:57

still wear these shorts today. There's

47:00

it's so faded now that they look gray, and

47:02

they're faded like your golf game because

47:04

you don't play anymore. And

47:06

that was on August April twenty nine, twenty

47:08

twenty four, So that has been a year and I'd still

47:10

won those same shorts. So you have friends

47:12

that have given up on the game. Yeah, Oscar has

47:15

totally given up, dude, totally given

47:17

up. He was obsessed for about

47:19

three years. He played like three times a week. Business

47:22

calls, business meetings were always on the golf

47:24

course. Now he don't even know what a golf

47:26

club looks like. Dude.

47:28

Yeah, I think Billy still plays

47:30

the exact same amount Danny fort laudreal.

47:32

Dany plays a little bit more now that he lives in Florida,

47:35

But Mike Miller lives in a mountain

47:37

area, Vail, and I don't

47:39

think there's a lot of time to golf, so I believe he doesn't

47:41

even play golf anymore. And he was awesome.

47:43

He was the best of the great Viller was the best.

47:45

He taught me a lot of stuff. We would

47:47

go play at Bluebonnet. That's amazing.

47:50

I'm gonna tell you what chess Day's dad phenomenal

47:53

golfer, phenomenal. A

47:55

couple months ago. I believe he's sixty

47:58

nine or seventy. He shot his age.

48:01

She shot his age.

48:04

Dude, that's unbelievable. And

48:06

I do want to say shout out to Bucky Godbolt

48:09

because that man is the mayor of Austin.

48:11

And I said, hey, Bucky, I need a tea

48:14

time next Friday with for Garrett, Greg

48:17

and Jacob, and Bucky

48:19

Godbolt said, I got your son, I

48:22

got you And he got me a tea time next

48:24

Friday.

48:26

Speaking of the past,

48:29

Bucky Gollbolt, Bucky

48:31

god Bolt from our past, remember

48:34

coach. Yes, we had a falling

48:37

out over the merchandise.

48:38

That said coach.

48:39

He actually gave us that name coach because

48:41

they used to say it at the Indianapolis Colts. They

48:43

always called each other coach. We started doing

48:45

that at the old studios. Then there was a

48:47

falling out. He moved, he was mad

48:49

at us for the merch I just

48:51

texted him today, really

48:54

because I was clean out voicemails and he had left me

48:56

a voicemail and I go, hey, Coach, just

48:59

want to let you know Green Cleaners closed.

49:01

It was his favorite cleaning place, Dry

49:04

cleaning. They changed over like Tide

49:06

Corporate. Oh, and he goes, I still

49:08

have a jacket there, it's blue in color,

49:11

waist length.

49:11

Pick it up for me.

49:14

I said, perfect. Your interview with Edgar

49:17

and James was great. I'm unfamiliar

49:19

with your work And he said, thanks,

49:21

Coach, I'm unfamiliar with your work.

49:23

Is my book title coming out in January?

49:26

And I said, miss your man and he concluded

49:28

with miss my buddies in Nashville.

49:31

Damn, you guys are fun. We're

49:34

friends again. We're friends

49:36

again. Ray.

49:40

That was an inspirational episode.

49:43

That brought tears in my eyes,

49:45

that you guys reconnected like that. That's

49:48

that's amazing. Did should I play his voicemail?

49:50

Do you have it?

49:51

I'd saved it because it was so funny.

49:53

Please let me hear it.

49:54

Like this guy's the coolest guy ever.

49:56

I love that he left you a voicemail. Who

49:59

knew?

50:00

Well, it's from years ago. Nobody does

50:02

that anymore.

50:03

I still leave voicemails. I don't know about you. I

50:06

want people to hear my voice. Got

50:08

it, man, two thousand and fifteen.

50:11

That is a what date?

50:14

December twenty first, twenty fifteen.

50:16

Okay, nine years ago, nine

50:19

years four months?

50:22

See it? Man? I

50:24

can't hear it. That's Amy. I don't

50:26

want to hear Amy.

50:33

Can you turn it up? There?

50:35

We go?

50:37

Ohch I'm driving to Michigan through

50:39

Indiana, and I stopped

50:42

at this little casino that I usually

50:44

hit when I lived here, and

50:46

I do the same thing. I put two hundred bucks in my pocket

50:48

and I go to the high Limit room and I play that Wheel

50:50

of Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars

50:53

a spin. So I got

50:55

four spins on the first hundred nothing and

50:57

on my second set of spins on the second hundred

51:00

twenty five got paid,

51:02

got back in the car about nine minutes.

51:05

About nine minutes worth of work in

51:07

the door when Dip paid out

51:10

the door under ten minutes. That's

51:12

the way to roll, right there, Coach twenty

51:14

five hundred fans. All

51:17

right, I'll see you. Hope you're having a good time in

51:20

the holiday see you.

51:29

That's great, man, I almost forgot what

51:31

his voice sounded like. Man, I almost

51:33

forgot. That is beauty. That was

51:35

beauty. Minutes of work he

51:37

cleared five hundred. That's what I'm talking

51:39

about. That is what I'm talking about. Man, Hey,

51:41

we got it. That that's just yeah, that's hey.