0:11

Welcome. Everyone's

0:13

going to have to bear

0:15

with me today. Welcome to

0:18

me. You're on me. You're

0:20

listening to me.

0:22

You're here with me. This

0:24

is me. Stasi. Literally. 100.

0:27

Everyone's going to have to

0:29

bear with me today. As

0:31

I was, you know, recording

0:33

the ads, I was like,

0:36

no one's gonna listen to

0:38

this episode. Like, everyone's gonna

0:40

turn it off because my voice sounds

0:43

like nails on a chalkboard. What as

0:45

did you do? A lot? A lot.

0:47

Yeah, a lot. Buy this. It's so

0:49

good. I love it. I love it.

0:51

A new throat lozenges from somewhere. Anyway,

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I'm glad I have you on today,

0:56

Bo. Bo. Because if it was

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like a professional guest or something

1:00

like that, that would be Mad

1:02

Ock. Madoc, no one

1:04

says that anymore Madoc.

1:07

Millennial. All right. I am

1:09

a millennial to my

1:11

core. A proud millennial.

1:13

You don't even know what

1:15

you are. I don't. I'm a

1:18

generous, it's your 45th

1:20

birthday tomorrow. Yeah. Don't

1:22

say that. Oh my God.

1:24

45th birthday. I just felt

1:26

a wrinkle grow. A new one.

1:29

You just say it again,

1:31

it's like an angel loses

1:33

its wings, Bo gets another

1:35

wrinkle. Yeah. Don't ever say

1:38

that again. Oh, God damn.

1:40

It's, it's, it's, I feel,

1:42

oh, it's stretching to the

1:44

back of my head. Just one

1:46

long halo of a wrinkle. Anyway,

1:49

I thought it would be fun

1:51

to have you on because you

1:53

and I are about to embark

1:56

on a 24 hour trip. for

1:58

the first time since we be parents

2:00

of two. And I'm going to get

2:02

more into that. But like before I

2:04

do, I just like really need to

2:07

talk about with Love Megan because it

2:09

wouldn't be my podcast if I didn't.

2:11

Okay? I don't care if people are

2:13

sick of hearing me talk about Megan.

2:16

Maybe they are, maybe they like it.

2:18

I don't know. I make sure if

2:20

I ever see a comment involving Megan

2:22

Margo, I scroll. I scroll because I

2:25

don't want to receive the hate and

2:27

I don't want to receive the love.

2:29

I don't want to see I want

2:31

to form my own Megan Markle opinions.

2:34

Do they show her daughter in this?

2:36

No. No. I just want to know

2:38

if everyone still thinks that we rented

2:40

off Hartford for photos. I feel like

2:43

people don't think that anymore. Okay, who?

2:45

So. I finished all the episodes. How

2:47

many? Eight, which I finished them like

2:49

a while ago. It's just, I do

2:52

the podcast once a week, so I

2:54

just like didn't have time. And it's

2:56

like an hour. The hour long? The

2:58

episodes are like a half an hour,

3:01

not even. Okay. I just mean like

3:03

this isn't a daily podcast where I

3:05

could be like I finally watch it

3:07

like I finished it like a week

3:10

ago. Okay. But now I finally can

3:12

talk about with love Megan Megan Megan

3:14

as a whole. the episodes that I

3:16

had watched by the last episode, podcast

3:19

episode I did. I'm like, okay, I

3:21

feel so joyful watching this show. I

3:23

feel peaceful. I feel inspired. Like, I

3:25

feel like this is a fantasy world.

3:28

I just feel happy watching this show.

3:30

So anyone hating on it, it's like,

3:32

that sounds like a you problem. That

3:34

sounds like a you problem. But then

3:37

I watched, oh, is there something in

3:39

my eye? I'm falling apart! I don't

3:41

know, I can't see. A volley of

3:43

art! Your fingers covering your eyeball. It's

3:46

like something just wet in my eye.

3:48

Maybe dust? Maybe. I have allergies too.

3:50

Oh my God. Anyway, it's like half

3:52

of you is crying. Yeah. You are

3:55

sad and happy at the same time.

3:57

I know. And I'm snotting everywhere. Oh

3:59

my God. It's like taking a day

4:01

quill and a night quill all at

4:04

the same time. Yeah. Part of you

4:06

is, you know? Okay. So, um, I

4:08

finished all the episodes. And first of

4:10

all, I think the last episode is

4:13

the best one. And I wish they

4:15

would have, whoever decided the order of

4:17

her of her. Fire that person. It's

4:19

like they started with the worst ended

4:22

with the best put some good ones

4:24

in the middle It's like that that's

4:26

how I feel about it the last

4:28

one I was just like oh my

4:31

god. This is just I like watching

4:33

No like you haven't seen it. So

4:35

like you have no idea what I'm

4:37

talking about. I like watching Megan Markle

4:40

with like someone she's learning from I

4:42

think that's when she's shines I think

4:44

like that's when like you see her

4:46

at her best. She's the least, like

4:49

she feels the most comfortable. It feels

4:51

just like she's, she's learning something from

4:53

someone that she respects or admires and

4:55

I like the energy that that brings

4:58

out in her. And the last... I'm

5:00

surprised that she would actually be vulnerable

5:02

to like learn something, you know, to

5:04

feel like it's just, it's a vulnerable

5:07

thing like not knowing, especially from the...

5:09

Like the whole show is her not

5:11

knowing. Oh. It's like half her not

5:13

knowing in every episode. and half her

5:16

being like these are also little tricks

5:18

that I do with my kids like

5:20

you know what she does it's so

5:22

simple and so 2015 find it anywhere

5:25

Pinterest whatever but we should try doing

5:27

a rainbow fruit salad for our kids

5:29

like what does that look like I've

5:31

seen photos of this a million times

5:34

before and this is like in her

5:36

first episode she strawberries line of strawberries

5:38

okay Line of blue bays. Line of

5:40

whatever yellow fruit there is out there.

5:43

I know. I'm sure. A line of

5:45

green or whatever. And then yogurt as

5:47

like the clouds and then she always

5:49

puts edible flowers as Sprinkles on everything

5:52

she makes Almost everything to the point

5:54

where I'm gonna need Amazon prime edible

5:56

flowers. I hate edible flowers. I didn't

5:58

even say that they're not big ones.

6:01

They put them in a cocktail. I'm

6:03

like really no not big ones. They're

6:05

like sprinkle sized Ish sprinkle so it's

6:07

like they're really tiny They're like really

6:10

tiny ones. They're organic. They, I don't

6:12

know, I'm not sure, but they look

6:14

sprinkly. Okay, I'm not talking about like,

6:16

oh, an edible flower in your cocktail,

6:19

like, or the ones, you know. It's

6:21

so Santa Barbara. Sorry, monocido. It is

6:23

so monocito. Did Ellen teach her that?

6:25

I want to be monocito. Like, this

6:28

is the thing, like, like, floral company.

6:30

That is delivering us what like fresh

6:32

like whatever like wild blooms That's that's

6:34

what they call it to deliver to

6:37

our house every Friday. It's a surprise

6:39

whatever flowers they send us and I'm

6:41

taking the time to organize and like

6:43

do the floral arrangement Arrangements myself as

6:46

a flower person as a plant person.

6:48

They are someone who loves flowers. We

6:50

didn't do that on there. It's a

6:53

bad the baby joke That that I

6:55

didn't realize that you got that from

6:57

that from that from the show. No,

6:59

it's not. I love the, I love

7:02

the flowers. It's not from the show.

7:04

It's not. This company is called Flamingo

7:06

Estate. I got inspired by Megan Markle

7:08

because she's always like arranging florals in

7:11

her episodes and I'm like, I, we

7:13

talked about this, like I wanted this

7:15

to be a New Year's resolution, like

7:17

I need a fucking hobby and I

7:20

really do love flowers even though you

7:22

don't recognize that. Well, because I'm always

7:24

like, look at this, look at this,

7:26

look at this, look at the flowers,

7:29

look at the flowers, look at the

7:31

flowers, look at the flowers, look at

7:33

the flowers, look at the flowers, look

7:35

at the flowers, look at the flowers,

7:38

like, look at the flowers, look at

7:40

the, look at the flowers, look at

7:42

the, look at the flowers, look at

7:44

the, look at the flowers, look at

7:47

the, look at the flowers, look at

7:49

the, look at the flowers, like, look

7:51

at the, look at the, You don't

7:53

love them like I walk past a

7:56

bush with flowers. I am stopping to

7:58

smell it. I'm going to look at

8:00

it. I'm going to show the kids.

8:02

It's like sunsets, beautiful sunsets. Okay, anyways,

8:05

well I'm I'm so I'm I'm using

8:07

I'm trying to take Things that I'm

8:09

like wow she just inspired me instead

8:11

of just taking the flowers That I

8:14

get sent or I'm given Plopping them

8:16

in a vase I'm going to take

8:18

my time to with thought and care

8:20

Arrange these in the most pleasing way

8:23

and it becomes a time-consuming like activity

8:25

in a good way that I'm like

8:27

oh I like this and I'm learning

8:29

a little more the more that I

8:32

do it the more I'm like testing

8:34

out what works better I'm like that's

8:36

a great look what look at the

8:38

good Megan Markle did for me just

8:41

right there and for my neighbors because

8:43

these yeah this flower company sends us

8:45

so many flowers that we don't even

8:47

have enough vases to put the flowers

8:50

in correct so you know yes look

8:52

at all the good that is coming

8:54

out of this I just think I

8:56

just feel like all of the haters

8:59

are just like I don't get to

9:01

live this life so I'm gonna hate

9:03

on it and I just heard it

9:05

was so out of like normal people's

9:08

reality that it's that people probably would

9:10

have liked it if they made it

9:12

if she made it more like you're

9:14

you know what you're right I am

9:17

in a castle in Montecito and I

9:19

have all this wealth and just make

9:21

it so absurdly untouchable to the normal

9:23

person that then they would actually watch

9:26

it and be like this this is

9:28

so out of reach stop trying to

9:30

be like like us normal peasants like

9:32

she's not trying to be normal. I

9:35

thought it was ever she was trying

9:37

to like be so... I personally don't

9:39

think like she's trying... to be relatable

9:41

or normal. Relatable, that's the word. And

9:44

nor should she. Like I don't want

9:46

my princesses out there being relatable. Do

9:48

I need to relate to Elsa? No.

9:50

I don't. I don't need to relate

9:53

to Belle. Like I want to watch

9:55

something that's inspiring and fantastical and like

9:57

take little parts of it. and apply

9:59

it to my own life. Like just

10:02

like appreciating fucking flowers. I don't know

10:04

arranging the kids fruit in the morning

10:06

like a god damn rainbow. Rainbow for

10:08

breakfast. Or like hemp seeds on everything

10:11

for texture because you know I love

10:13

texture I don't like food that doesn't

10:15

have texture and I didn't realize that

10:17

was like an easy way to fix

10:20

that. So you know it's relatable seeing

10:22

the back of Megan Markle's kids or

10:24

just the off the voice off when

10:26

those kids walk up to the their

10:29

you know. their island that's the size

10:31

of our home, their kitchen island, and

10:33

they see that rainbow and they go,

10:35

I don't like it. I don't like

10:38

the green parts of the rainbow. No,

10:40

that was my, that, I don't like

10:42

yoga, I want to whip cream. No,

10:44

but this was my only criticism and

10:47

I hate that I even like, I'm

10:49

going to say this because it's not

10:51

her responsibility to make the rest of

10:53

us parents feel better about our own

10:56

feral children. Do they really appreciate this

10:58

thing? Because she goes, me and Archie

11:00

love doing this together. Me and Lily

11:02

do this. My kids love to do

11:05

this. And I'm like, do they? Because

11:07

my kids would never. Show me the

11:09

meeting broccoli. Prove it. Show me them.

11:11

Prove it. Catching that fish. Watching you

11:14

cook it. And it still looks like

11:16

the fish they caught. Mark Zuckaburg over

11:18

here. Like, who's the daddy? What do

11:20

you mean? Because he was like, Mark

11:23

Zuckerberg is the person who's like, well

11:25

this year I'm, if it's going to

11:27

be meat or fish, then I'm going

11:29

to eat, I'm going to catch it

11:32

by myself. Oh, so I don't know

11:34

that. Okay. Well, I would like to

11:36

hear her be like, this doesn't actually

11:38

always work. My kids don't like, but

11:41

it sounds like her kids are like

11:43

perfect and... That hurts. They wake up

11:45

with their hair already brushed. I think

11:47

they do. None of our nannies do

11:50

that. Their follicles are just so royal.

11:52

Their hair automatically just goes into a

11:54

part. Like little bit, definitely lets Megan

11:56

Markle pick out her clothes. You know

11:59

what I mean? Like, I just have

12:01

a feeling. That hurt you a little

12:03

bit. does because Hartford used to be

12:05

so chic and now like over the

12:08

last year like I don't get to

12:10

pick her clothes out and I hear

12:12

everyone right now probably being like then

12:14

just don't buy her things that you

12:17

wouldn't want her to pick out to

12:19

wear I'm like that's not how it

12:21

works when you see the joy the

12:23

absolute joy a fugly dress with Scooby-Doo

12:26

characters on it brings your daughter Elsa

12:28

shoes from Walmart and Elsa- that it

12:30

makes her feel like it's like all

12:32

chicness goes out the window and like

12:35

beige nothing and and I just have

12:37

to do with it. Camel on camel

12:39

is a no. It's a no for

12:41

Hartford. I still have Messer but it's

12:44

a no for Hartford but like Lilibet

12:46

fully lets Megan dress her like I

12:48

just yeah so I wish yes I

12:50

do wish Megan Marker would just be

12:53

a little more like open about that

12:55

but that's not her responsibility to make

12:57

me feel better. True. Like that's her

12:59

she's just showing us what she wants

13:02

to show us what she wants to

13:04

show us. we can take it or

13:06

leave it and I love that. And

13:08

I really like my favorite part of

13:11

the last episode and this is when

13:13

I like fully was like the cherry

13:15

on top of my feelings where I'm

13:17

like I want to watch something that

13:20

is just like so like not my

13:22

reality. She was with this older woman

13:24

in the last episode and I can't

13:26

remember what her name was she started

13:29

like this restaurant this like Farm to

13:31

table kind of restaurant back in the

13:33

day in Montecito apparently like every Montecito

13:35

mom looks up to her she's like

13:38

She's the one she's the one and

13:40

she's she's the one and The momicito

13:42

club and when they were literally picking

13:44

stuff in from their gardens deciding what

13:47

kind of salad to make by just

13:49

looking to see what was you know?

13:51

ripe in the gardens, then they bring

13:53

it into the kitchen. That must be

13:56

nice. And they're like, yeah, that must

13:58

be nice. I mean, because I remember

14:00

during COVID and I grew so many

14:02

vegetables, it was like, I got, it

14:05

was three months and I had three

14:07

tomatoes. It was a month and a

14:09

half and I had like five stocks

14:11

of Arugula. Well, so they take their

14:14

vegetables and I think they picked turnips

14:16

and they're like peeling, cutting, chopping, I

14:18

don't know, something with turnips and both

14:20

of them are going, oh, it's so

14:23

darling. Oh, that one's so darling. Isn't

14:25

this darling? Isn't it sweet? They needed

14:27

a mandrake up in there. And I

14:29

was literally like... First of all, what

14:32

the fuck is a turnip? I don't

14:34

know if I've ever had one seen

14:36

one. I've heard the word. I think

14:38

it's like a radish. I don't know.

14:41

And then I'm like, I, this is

14:43

what I want to watch. I want

14:45

to watch ex-royals with these like rich

14:47

older wealthy women in Montecito. Look at

14:50

a fucking turn-up and say, oh, it's

14:52

so darling. They need to turn it

14:54

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looked at a vegetable and thought... It's

20:01

so darling I mean if a vet

20:03

looked like a you know if I

20:05

got a carrot that I grew and

20:08

I pulled it out and looked at

20:10

and it looked like a Pokemon I

20:12

would say oh my god this is

20:15

freaking darling because you know what we're

20:17

gonna put it on eBay and I'm

20:19

gonna sell it for a hundred seventy

20:22

thousand dollars so if there's something that

20:24

looks cute then maybe but no I

20:26

don't I just think that that's how

20:29

they talk all the time like I'm

20:31

fully convinced that Megan and her friends

20:33

they make their salad eat their fish,

20:35

put their plate down, and they say

20:38

like, oh, so darling, is this sweet?

20:40

Yeah, in the best way ever. And

20:42

just like, it's just, this show isn't

20:45

for like, just us to be like,

20:47

I see myself in this. No, it's

20:49

just to like get some fucking crazy

20:52

inspo, just like the rest of our

20:54

Tik Talks. You know, I don't like

20:56

look at Balarina Farms that I can

20:59

fucking relate. I watch it, because I'm

21:01

like, how does this like, darling, darling

21:03

sweet woman have like. 18 kids and

21:05

still make lasagna like homemade like she

21:08

like home makes the cow that produces

21:10

the beef like I'm not joking the

21:12

the mom no this is like other

21:15

account that I follow on TikTok I'm

21:17

just like I just want to be

21:19

inspired and like Megan Markle did that

21:22

there are points in the show where

21:24

I'm just like Okay, it's like it's

21:26

a little slow or like what is

21:29

this supposed to be? Are you supposed

21:31

to be teaching us something or are

21:33

you learning things? And I think it's

21:35

supposed to be both. It's just like

21:38

you want to observe Megan the way

21:40

Megan wants to be shown. Here you

21:42

can do that and that's what it

21:45

is. Did you walk away, learning something

21:47

how to cook? Like if I watch

21:49

a guiotta show, you know I'm learning

21:52

a lot. I can walk away with

21:54

a dish. Does Megan and whoever guess

21:56

she has, do they do they teach

21:59

you something of like I can walk

22:01

away with a bowl, you know, or

22:03

a new salad? how to make dressing?

22:05

Well I learned that they really love

22:08

olive oil, lemon, and a bit of

22:10

mustard and whatever just to make a

22:12

very light salad dressing. Okay. They're like

22:15

little things they teach you but it's

22:17

not like a cooking show where it's

22:19

like you're here to learn to cook

22:22

this meal. It's like a little bit

22:24

of you know how to put together

22:26

stuff for your kid's birthday party a

22:28

little bit like when you have guests

22:31

over how to spruce up their room.

22:33

I'm going to my local florist and

22:35

this is how I pick flowers. I

22:38

go to, you know what I mean?

22:40

Like, it's like a little bit. A

22:42

podcast where you're also cooked, like we've

22:45

done videos where, you know, where sometimes

22:47

we're fighting, you don't even know or

22:49

fight, like, is it something like, what

22:52

are they talking about? Just the food?

22:54

For people who don't want to watch

22:56

or haven't watched or intrigued to watch,

22:58

what is... What is the summary if

23:01

I turned it on Apple TV and

23:03

it says what Megan Markle cooks and

23:05

talks with friends in monocido? Good luck

23:08

peasants understanding this. Tune in or Netflix.

23:10

Every episode is different. Okay. So there

23:12

is no like full structure to it.

23:15

I really think that they just made

23:17

this show when they're going to continue

23:19

to make this show because of the

23:22

interest in Megan Markle and What we've

23:24

never had like an ex-royal right that

23:26

has been so I'm sorry but like

23:28

iconic throughout the world like everyone knows

23:31

are infamous also like gone through so

23:33

much and during the time of social

23:35

media well well we're all so engaged

23:38

and you it's just there's she is

23:40

a special a special case you know

23:42

and we're all fucking interested to see

23:45

like how do you live now and

23:47

I think that's just like what it

23:49

is like what it is like Does

23:52

Harry pop in? He popped in in

23:54

the last episode. Oh, that's good. Because

23:56

it makes me think of like when

23:58

we first started dating, it was like

24:01

all your girl guests and then you

24:03

brought me in like what we're doing.

24:05

now that like like a guy's point

24:08

of view on something of whatever so

24:10

I know if he comes in and

24:12

he didn't come in to like give

24:15

that much talk like she threw herself

24:17

just kind of strange but like I'm

24:19

into it she threw herself like a

24:21

brunch party to celebrate like the start

24:24

of her business as ever as the

24:26

name of her business what is what

24:28

is the jams and stuff Home stuff.

24:31

You know, the more I have to

24:33

explain it, the more I realize it's

24:35

just a vibe you got to get

24:38

down with. That's it. Sounds like that

24:40

magazine that my grandmother got, like you

24:42

would order and then you would, in

24:45

the back of the book, you would

24:47

have like little X's and then you

24:49

would send in the check and then

24:51

you would mail it out and then

24:54

it would come back almost like, and

24:56

then you would get the jam from

24:58

random places and like crackers from Europe,

25:01

you know, or something random. This is

25:03

like 90. Listen. Knappkin holder. All I

25:05

know is that I liked it enough

25:08

to the point where I put on

25:10

like the last episode three times because

25:12

I'm like I like the feeling that

25:15

this gives me. Like am I like

25:17

sitting there like fully watching? No, it's

25:19

like I want to have it on

25:21

in the background of my house or

25:24

whatever it is I'm doing in the

25:26

room because it just makes me feel

25:28

good. That's like me with the goonies.

25:31

There you go. And she's so beautiful.

25:33

And it's just like, and I love

25:35

the sound of her voice, it's fucking

25:38

soothing. Does she like the sound of

25:40

your voice? Do you think she'll listen

25:42

to this podcast? And I just think

25:45

like, she's not hurting anyone. Everyone's all

25:47

like so bothered by her. She's literally

25:49

just out there, like doing her thing,

25:51

and she looks amazing doing it. She

25:54

makes it look easy, even though it's

25:56

so fucking hard. Like she's making homemade

25:58

dog biscuits dog biscuits. Never could I

26:01

or want to you know like this

26:03

is a world that I'm not I

26:05

cannot again like I cannot relate to

26:08

but I I still love it. You

26:10

gotta love those dogs. You really have

26:12

to love those dogs. Like, they must

26:15

be young, because you're not doing that

26:17

for your 14-year-old dog. No, her dog

26:19

actually died. Oh, and that's too. And

26:21

her dog's like a main character on

26:24

the show. So it's really sad. Oh,

26:26

it's a great way to get sympathy.

26:28

But I just think I'm here for

26:31

this show. Okay. I take little bits

26:33

from it. Everyone else needs to just

26:35

like relax enjoy it for what it

26:38

is. It is wild how so many

26:40

people hate her. Like I don't care,

26:42

but it is just wild. I feel

26:44

like it's what she represents. It's like

26:47

she represents just like change and everything

26:49

that we like can't have. You know?

26:51

It's like she represents things that trigger

26:54

stuff in people. She's literally a Disney

26:56

movie. A non-princess marries a prince. They

26:58

get married. They're living happily ever after.

27:01

Like, that's literally fucking Disney. So I

27:03

understand why British people don't hate her

27:05

because she's not Kate, she's not Royal.

27:08

Well, no, she left the Royal... Right,

27:10

I get that. But I'm, but what

27:12

I'm trying to say is I don't

27:14

understand why people hate her so much

27:17

because it's literally, I thought every woman

27:19

loves Disney. They love the princess story.

27:21

It's like, it's like what's embedded in

27:24

our, you know, just... Jealous that this

27:26

can't be your life, which like I

27:28

can be jealous without hating someone. Could

27:31

you imagine? Am I jealous? Getting banished?

27:33

What? Did you imagine Ariel getting banished

27:35

if she, when she got legs and

27:38

she changed? You know, and all of

27:40

a sudden, she kind of did. I

27:42

mean, her dad, Triton, it took him

27:44

a while to accept her back. Okay.

27:47

We will felt bad for that. You

27:49

know? Like, not to her. It's not

27:51

her fault she's winning it life. Fuck.

27:54

You know what I mean? Anyway, those

27:56

are my thoughts. I will say, she

27:58

announced her new podcast. Megan, is it

28:01

coming out next year? No, it's coming

28:03

out. That was a joke. This coming,

28:05

like, April, this, in like a month

28:08

or something, doesn't need to happen. I

28:10

don't think this podcast needs to happen.

28:12

I think it's called Confessions of a

28:14

female founder. We don't need any more

28:17

podcast like that. Megan, I just want

28:19

you to make more of your show.

28:21

I will buy your fucking jam, I

28:24

will buy whatever you sell. You want

28:26

to sell toilet paper, bet your ass

28:28

I'm buying it. Like I am buying

28:31

it. And this is the thing, everyone's

28:33

hating on her, but she has the

28:35

effect, like all of her cookware sets,

28:38

sold out. Anything that she talks about,

28:40

sold out. So like, yeah, the haters

28:42

are being really loud, but like, we're

28:44

all secretly going and googling and buying

28:47

every single thing that she is wearing

28:49

or using. So that's more powerful. than

28:51

anything else. But this podcast doesn't need

28:54

to happen. Like we... She she she

28:56

gets into like markers. Megan markers. She

28:58

can do like a really nice instead

29:01

of just sharply that are just it's

29:03

just so blah like officey. It's like

29:05

having very elegant markers. You know what

29:07

I mean? There you go Megan. Sure.

29:10

I'd buy them. Because we have so

29:12

many markers and they're just they're they're

29:14

not pretty. It just got hot. It's

29:17

been so fucking freezing down here. You

29:19

turned on the heater. I turned it

29:21

on a while ago for us. Okay,

29:24

anyway, I think that's all I have

29:26

to say about Megan, and her show.

29:28

I could actually go on for hours

29:31

and hours. I didn't expect to even

29:33

talk about it for 24 minutes. I

29:35

know people are probably just like pulling

29:37

their hair out. I don't care. Because

29:40

I don't know anything about it. I

29:42

was just like so... Fucking not ideal,

29:44

you know? Yeah. Whatever, I'm gonna rally.

29:47

So last week, I'm like, Bo, what

29:49

if, or like two weeks ago, what

29:51

if we do a staycation for your

29:54

birthday? Just like a hotel in LA.

29:56

We haven't been away from Messer or

29:58

Hartford since Messer was born. It's been

30:01

a very long time people. It's been

30:03

so long. Never, like, it's kind of

30:05

crazy. Okay. And so Bo was like,

30:07

okay, because I kept asking what he

30:10

wanted to do for his birthday and

30:12

he just, you didn't know. I just

30:14

don't, you're not very inspired. No, I

30:17

was like drag queen bingo, that would

30:19

be fun. But then who would I

30:21

call? All my friends moved away. And

30:24

then the ones that are here, it's

30:26

like, I'm too tired to hang out

30:28

with them. Right. I got it, for

30:31

sure. And so I asked Sonia, I

30:33

was like, Sonia, do you think you

30:35

could stay the night in our house

30:37

and watch the kids for one night?

30:40

we're thinking of doing a staycation just

30:42

for one night for Bo's birthday and

30:44

she's like you guys should go to

30:47

Vegas and I'm like no I was

30:49

like no I haven't been away from

30:51

Messer and Hartford before so like it

30:54

already will be like difficult for me

30:56

to be like staying at a hotel

30:58

like that's like it's taking the first

31:00

baby step you know so I was

31:03

like no and then the more I

31:05

thought about it the more I was

31:07

like what the is wrong with you?

31:10

Like me? Oh, okay. I was like,

31:12

what the fuck is wrong? Like, your

31:14

name is literally saying, go get on

31:17

a fucking plane and get your fucking

31:19

ass to Vegas. I got your kids.

31:21

And it was like, have fun. And

31:24

I'm like, yeah. Like, so I went

31:26

to Bell and I said, what do

31:28

you think about Vegas? You know and

31:30

that's what I why we don't do

31:33

Vegas the way we used to I

31:35

mean even I know but it's still

31:37

just it's like the amount of time

31:40

I mean we're going and I'm happy

31:42

but the original thought was the amount

31:44

of time to get there, to get

31:47

to the hotel, to do that. It's

31:49

like, that's, we're wasting precious time of

31:51

no children of time with ourselves that

31:54

we could just go to West Hollywood

31:56

and rent and get a nice hotel

31:58

room there. And check-ins not until four.

32:00

But you call and you get the

32:03

night before at the hotel. And then

32:05

you can check in at eight, you

32:07

drop Hartford off at school, go straight

32:10

to the hotel. I hear you. And

32:12

then I'm just so, and I was

32:14

like, what are we going to do

32:17

in Vegas? Like, you know, we're ready

32:19

to go to bed at 11. I

32:21

got true, but I, this is how

32:24

I argued it, even though it's his

32:26

birthday. But no, we are doing this.

32:28

We are. I had to get you

32:30

there on your own. So I was

32:33

like, Bo, if we do his vacation,

32:35

think about it. What, around 3 p.m.

32:37

We're like spending most of the the

32:40

most of the most of the day,

32:42

like doing our most of the day,

32:44

like doing our shit, like doing our

32:47

shit, like doing our shit, like doing

32:49

our shit, like doing our shit, like

32:51

doing our shit, like doing our shit,

32:54

like doing our shit, like doing our

32:56

shit, like, like, like, like, like, like,

32:58

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:00

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

33:03

like, like, like, like, And a couple's

33:05

therapy that he's scheduled for his birthday.

33:07

And I even said on the zoom

33:10

with our therapist, I was like, no,

33:12

we're not doing therapy on Bo's birthday.

33:14

And she's like, that's the greatest gift

33:17

you can give yourself. And I'm like,

33:19

this is bad shit crazy. No. I

33:21

was like, OK, great. Because there was

33:23

nothing, I wasn't playing on anything. So

33:26

I'm like, you know what? No. Therapy.

33:28

on my birthday, it's good. No, I

33:30

was like, re-fucking schedule that shit, we're

33:33

going to Vegas. No. But I was

33:35

just like, if we do a staycation,

33:37

we're here on the house doing therapy

33:40

and shit until 3 p.m. Drive to

33:42

the hotel to the hotel of our

33:44

choice, get settled in, go to a

33:47

restaurant that we would always end up

33:49

going to anyway, go back to the

33:51

hotel, wake up and just come back

33:53

home. Like, we go to Vegas. Like

33:56

no, we don't do Vegas the way

33:58

we did, you know, in our 20s

34:00

or for you, your 30s. Like, we

34:03

don't go to clubs, you're never gonna

34:05

find me in a club. Like they

34:07

could say paid appearance $150,000 at this

34:10

club and I think I'd probably still

34:12

say no. Like I can't. I'm gonna

34:14

say if you do end up getting

34:17

more sick. tomorrow and you crash out

34:19

on me at nine. You're going to

34:21

the club. I'm calling some people and

34:23

I'm going to have one of those

34:26

signs. I want one of those signs

34:28

with the girls or the guys to

34:30

come up with the with the sign

34:33

and the little sparkles and I'll be

34:35

sitting in a booth or at least

34:37

next to a booth because I know

34:40

those are really expensive and I don't

34:42

want to pay for that because we're

34:44

already in Vegas. But I want the

34:47

sign. You have a lot of followers

34:49

on Instagram. I don't even know. I

34:51

don't know. Name a club. I have

34:53

no idea. I could think of one.

34:56

Hold on. I know. Oh, no, no.

34:58

I have literally no idea. I have

35:00

no idea of the club. No. I

35:03

keep thinking of like, I know hotels.

35:05

Yeah, I know hotels. I know hotels

35:07

and I know restaurants, but I don't

35:10

know a club. Kiki, no. I feel

35:12

like there's a, Kiki Club. I feel

35:14

like there's a club that's a club

35:16

that's here that's one. I went to,

35:19

last time I was there was, the

35:21

club was, I went at a club,

35:23

was like 2009 or 913, in 2009.

35:26

That's like a four year difference. I

35:28

don't know. There's, oh, the beach place

35:30

that has the club outside that you

35:33

can, yeah. Couldn't pay me to do

35:35

that shit anymore either. It's so wild,

35:37

the things I used to love doing

35:40

at Vegas, going to clubs, wearing bandage

35:42

dresses and platform heels. Going to the

35:44

outdoor pool club things like I lived

35:46

for that shit Yeah, 15 years ago.

35:49

I didn't even live for it here.

35:51

Oh my god. I loved it. No,

35:53

but so I'm as I'm explaining to

35:56

bone like we can go stay at

35:58

a really nice hotel in a really

36:00

nice room Go to a really early

36:03

awesome dinner because now when I think

36:05

of Vegas because we don't gamble like

36:07

So delicious, delicious fucking meals. It's like

36:10

a theme everywhere you walk. So like,

36:12

I love a theme, gives me something.

36:14

to look at that I'm just like

36:16

it's so fun to people watch you

36:19

get to go to shows if you

36:21

want to go to shows you get

36:23

to get tucked in to like a

36:26

really nice hotel room bed I wanted

36:28

to go see a concert because there's

36:30

all there's like all those people there

36:33

that it's that like there's no one

36:35

on the list that I saw that

36:37

rods to it yeah forever young hello

36:40

if that's not like the epitome of

36:42

a song for my 45 year old

36:44

ass He wasn't playing on your birthday.

36:46

Are you sure? Yeah, we looked it

36:49

up and I thanked my lucky stars.

36:51

It was maroon five. Well, yeah, what

36:53

I saw that it was that he

36:56

wasn't playing. Love to see Rod. Anyway,

36:58

so you got excited. Yes, and you

37:00

were like, yeah, I'm like, this is

37:03

an adventure. Just you and me hopping

37:05

on a fucking plane, a Burbank, getting

37:07

to Vegas and just like having fun.

37:10

You know, and then being in bed

37:12

at like a normal. I don't like

37:14

shopping in Vegas because everything's high priced

37:16

and it's the same stores that you

37:19

get in Los Angeles. No, but see

37:21

that, well I just like shopping because

37:23

I just go to like two stores

37:26

and if I see something I absolutely

37:28

have to have, then I'm like, well

37:30

I have to get it because I

37:33

don't normally go shopping in LA. Like

37:35

if I go to the Chanel store.

37:37

Well, what I would do is that

37:39

I would take a photo of what

37:42

I would want in Vegas and then

37:44

double cross check it. What's the store

37:46

in Los Angeles and then buy it

37:49

in LA because it's cheaper. It's not

37:51

cheaper. It just smells the same everywhere.

37:53

Really? I feel like there's a higher,

37:56

who's got higher taxes? Oh, probably, we

37:58

do. So probably it is cheaper to

38:00

get it. And see, look, I'm just,

38:03

okay. Well, no, it's just the experience

38:05

of buying something special. buy something additional

38:07

here that feels almost irresponsible. But if

38:09

I'm on a gondola in Venice, yeah,

38:12

you could sell me anything, paddling through

38:14

the hotel, you could sell me anything.

38:16

So when Bo said, you know what?

38:19

Yes, let's do Vegas. I'm like, yes,

38:21

I'm gonna start planning now. So, I

38:23

quickly texted, I'm going to sound like

38:26

a duchbag, people on my team. And

38:28

I'm like, where do cool people stay

38:30

in Vegas? Because the last time we

38:33

went, we stayed at Pelagio, loved it,

38:35

but like, I would, what's really nice

38:37

right now? Because there's one thing I

38:39

learned 10 years ago, and this is

38:42

from Lisa Vanderpump, okay? I will never

38:44

forget it. It's the best piece of

38:46

fucking advice she's ever given me. Stay

38:49

at my hotel. If she's ever going

38:51

to a hotel, whatever, a vacay or

38:53

work trip, she goes, it has to

38:56

be as nice as her home. Otherwise,

38:58

what the fuck is the point? Like,

39:00

that's her standard of living. And you

39:03

should never, like, go below your standard

39:05

of living in order to, like, feel

39:07

happy. And I'm like... Wow, that makes

39:09

so much sense. And this is what

39:12

I had my apartment that I loved,

39:14

and I'm like, I love my apartment.

39:16

So if the hotel room doesn't give

39:19

me that feel, like it doesn't have

39:21

to be as big, it doesn't have

39:23

to be like, just if it needs

39:26

to feel like you're on the same

39:28

level, otherwise you're dipping down. You know?

39:30

Excalibur's got some pretty good rates. So.

39:32

Night in shining armor, Megan says there

39:35

just to be on theme. She's like,

39:37

I can't go back to that castle.

39:39

But then when I go to Vegas,

39:42

I love to stay at the Excalutor.

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So where are you staying? I get

43:00

told the win. And I'm like... Okay,

43:02

I've stayed there before and I'm like,

43:05

why didn't they tell me Encore? Because

43:07

Encore is the better version of the

43:09

win and they're connected. So I went

43:12

online, win.com, whatever. Then saw like the

43:14

Encore is like attached with all the

43:16

things and I stayed at the Encore

43:19

actually for my 22nd birthday. Oh, so

43:21

it's old. It's an old place. But

43:23

it's really nice. Okay. So I was

43:25

looking at all the rooms and I'm

43:28

like, yeah, Encore is the move. We're

43:30

staying in a sweet. I'm like, we're

43:32

doing it. Because I would rather go

43:35

on less trips, but have the trip

43:37

be nice. You know what I'm saying?

43:39

I don't want to be in just

43:42

like a standard room. Like, I would

43:44

take more trips then, but like, that's

43:46

where, like, to me, that's where I

43:48

like to splurge. Like, a big nice

43:51

room that we have space in, that

43:53

we can just, like, feel really, like,

43:55

like, cozy, comfortable. So why? But you

43:58

know what I mean. So I'm like,

44:00

that's the move. We're gonna stay there.

44:02

I mean, dinner reservations at Tao. When?

44:05

I think Tao turns into a club,

44:07

but at 6.30 p.m. When does it?

44:09

Is when? Is Tao in the wind?

44:12

No. Oh. We're gonna go have Tao

44:14

food because it's so good. Taos. I've

44:16

only gone there once and it was

44:18

in New York and it was during

44:21

the first bravo con and I was

44:23

like, what am I walking into? It's

44:25

like, it was seven, like seven layers,

44:28

like seven floors down. Yeah. So he

44:30

walked. It was wild. Well, so it

44:32

turns into a club, but we won't

44:35

be there for that. Okay. We have

44:37

630 p.m. dinner reservations. Asian food there?

44:39

Yeah. And then stay and dance? I

44:42

think it's a different crowd, right? I

44:44

would just, oh God, I would just

44:46

feel like all that image, like, I

44:48

would just, I would feel so bloated.

44:51

I don't know. Yeah. And then afterwards,

44:53

and this is huge, because we'll be

44:55

out later than 11. We're going to

44:58

see. But it's whatever circ desolei dance

45:00

type of show is at the win

45:02

because obviously I wouldn't just like keep

45:05

it close to the hotel room so

45:07

that I don't have to travel far.

45:09

You know? And how lovely will that

45:12

be? It will be so lovely. This

45:14

is what I'm worried about though because

45:16

I'm getting sick or I'm sick no.

45:18

I can't taste as much as I

45:21

could before and like literally part of

45:23

the reason like... The reason you go

45:25

to Vegas is to eat their delicious

45:28

food. Yeah. And if I can't taste

45:30

it, that's bullshit. Probably should just eat

45:32

an amame. It's like actual, it's actually

45:35

bullshit. And I'm still gonna have martinis

45:37

and shit, will I be able to

45:39

taste them? So don't even get them

45:42

dirty. Keep on the sodium off, just

45:44

get it regular. Maybe. Just drink a

45:46

quarter of a bottle vodka in a

45:48

glass and with like a drop of

45:51

lemon. The fact that we're leaving our

45:53

kids for the first time. It's going

45:55

to be so nice and it's just

45:58

so crazy how like I think when

46:00

people think Vegas like they think oh

46:02

you have to like partiers. No you

46:05

don't. Gamblers. Vegas is actually like a

46:07

place for everyone. All is welcome. You

46:09

can find any sort of thing in

46:11

Vegas. Whatever your vibe is, you can

46:14

find it. There's a rainforest cafe. Yes,

46:16

there is. I was roofied there once.

46:18

Oh, really? Yes. I've told that story.

46:21

Tom Schwartz had to carry me. What?

46:23

Carry me over his shoulder. I remember.

46:25

You guys told me that a while

46:28

ago. This was pre- Vanderander pump rules.

46:30

Yeah, that's wild. Who gets roofied at

46:32

the Rainforest Cafe? That's like getting roofied

46:35

at Disney. Maybe it was just like

46:37

a leak in one of like the

46:39

fake animals that are coming out and

46:41

it was just dripping in. It was

46:44

like kind of, it was kind of

46:46

crazy. Yeah. But yeah, there is something

46:48

for everyone in Vegas. Like if you're,

46:51

you want to be a spa person,

46:53

if you're just like a chill spa

46:55

person, every hotel has a spa. Like

46:58

so many restaurants, if like you're not

47:00

a party, So many things to try

47:02

early on in the evening in bed

47:05

early like or if you are a

47:07

rager You can do that you want

47:09

to stay up 24 7 and gamble

47:11

you can do that you want to

47:14

go and like watch different types of

47:16

shows You can do there's just you

47:18

can do anything you fucking want you

47:21

want to go watch football You can

47:23

go watch football, but not right now

47:25

because it's not the season They have

47:28

a football team there now in there,

47:30

but I just knew you didn't know

47:32

that who are they The Raiders. Oh,

47:35

were they Oakland Raiders? Whoa! Wow! Oh

47:37

my goodness, look at you! Flip that.

47:39

Toss toss, toss, toss, toss, toss, toss,

47:41

toss. Something, sometimes I know things. You

47:44

do. I don't know how I knew

47:46

that, honestly. I don't know, either. But

47:48

yeah, that's it. My voice is about

47:51

to give out. I actually think that's

47:53

all I can physically give. to this

47:55

podcast because I might pass out. Well

47:58

I can finish some podcast for you.

48:00

No one would even know that you

48:02

walked out. So back to Megan. Anyway,

48:04

no, that's it for now. Maybe you

48:07

can do it again with me. No,

48:09

we'll do the good the bad the

48:11

baby. So if anyone wants to hear

48:14

how our Vegas trip goes, you're just

48:16

gonna have to tune into our other

48:18

podcast on patron.com/stossi. Thank you for doing

48:21

this with me today, Bo. Happy 45th

48:23

birthday. Thank you. What do you hope

48:25

to receive for your birthday? Nakedness, what?

48:28

You are so annoying. No, I'm like,

48:30

what do you want for your birthday?

48:32

I ask for like a month in

48:34

advance. Yeah. And he will never give

48:37

me any answers. Like I know I

48:39

give you answers. What do you want

48:41

for your birthday? I say, here's a

48:44

link to these earrings. Do you know

48:46

what I mean? Yeah. All you say,

48:48

nakedness, sexy time. Like that's not... I

48:51

asked for once a week. Can I

48:53

for my birthday month? Can I have

48:55

sex and I have sex and once

48:58

a week? Not when not when my

49:00

period doesn't line up or I get

49:02

sick or you know Sony decides to

49:04

leave down you know like it gets

49:07

a little Should I put out my

49:09

calendar off track? No, it's been a

49:11

while this time. Please don't get out

49:14

your calendar Happy birthday to me. What

49:16

I'm sick this time. Wow, we're already

49:18

in the mid March On

49:21

that note anyway, it is annoying.

49:23

I wish I I know you

49:26

went sexy time on your birthday

49:28

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49:30

would like you to also ask

49:32

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