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I love it. I really do. Hello

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folks, welcome back to the straightforward

0:57

farming podcast. I'm your host Tony

1:00

Reed alongside Nick McCormick, just like

1:02

always. We're back. We're back. Just

1:04

like Donald Trump, we're back. Exactly.

1:07

We're back, baby. We are making

1:09

things great again in the state

1:11

of Illinois. Making podcast great again.

1:14

Yeah, yep. We're also joined today

1:16

by Mr Whittenden too. Yeah, Whittenden

1:18

too, Ryan Kelly. Yes. He and

1:20

I just coming off the naked

1:22

Joe out of Indianapolis. I thought we'd

1:25

swing over this way and make

1:27

a few videos, few podcasts, all

1:29

that good stuff. Yes, and are

1:31

we pausing right now to thank

1:33

the American farmer? We are. Yes.

1:36

And for reference, anything we say

1:38

tonight will not be brought to

1:40

you by Reikman Brothers. Yeah. I'm

1:42

still waiting on the check, so

1:44

we're just suspending that right now.

1:46

Exactly. And if you're wondering why

1:48

it's been so long since we

1:51

were on here again, is... We had

1:53

to settle the loss. He was

1:55

from the last year. Rudy Giuliani

1:57

didn't quite come through for us.

2:00

a few bucks but that's okay. Got

2:02

a little rough. I was gonna read

2:04

the season to sis that we got

2:06

from ag co but you know, you

2:09

know, that's all right. Yeah. Yep, that

2:11

is a fact. So yeah, we're just

2:13

sitting here shooting shit. Ryan's flipping through

2:16

some Prairie Farmer magazines I've got from

2:18

the 70s and 80s. He's looking for

2:20

some deals. We actually should call one

2:23

of these numbers live on the air.

2:25

Call about that 4320 you got for

2:27

sale. 2009. Freely. Yeah, I come across

2:30

it somewhere. I still got this. No,

2:32

no, I still don't. Did you have

2:34

it on your MySpace? Yeah, I did.

2:37

Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah,

2:39

I think he found it while he

2:41

was bored. It took the arc went

2:44

away and he was seat searching the

2:46

depths of the internet and that's where

2:48

he come across it's my guess. Yep.

2:51

Yep. What was it? Amex 210. Okay,

2:53

which apparently I have an update. asked

2:55

for that to be gone, but apparently

2:58

it was there. So who knows? What?

3:00

2009? 210 was a fairly neutral. Was

3:02

it seven years old? Yeah, something like

3:05

that. Yeah. I mean, it might have

3:07

been a little later than that. It

3:09

might have been 12, whatever. But yeah.

3:12

So was that a trade-in when you

3:14

were in a co-dealer? No, that was

3:16

not. Maybe with Trump's deal, everybody has

3:19

to report back to the office, maybe

3:21

this spurred something. Yeah, got this taken

3:23

down. Yeah, I hope to get on

3:25

that. Yep. So in other news, if

3:28

I was a large dairy farmer in

3:30

the Midwest, I'd probably be shitting bricks

3:32

right now, I'd probably be looking for

3:35

some help maybe. I don't know. I

3:37

don't know. But hey, there's going to

3:39

be a lot of Google searches how

3:42

to turn on vacuum. If you go

3:44

to a local town bar and there's

3:46

guys there doing the robot, that's because

3:49

they've recently purchased one. Exactly. To replace

3:51

some migrants. Yeah, and we're going to

3:53

throw this out for disclaimers. We are

3:56

a little bit wound up. So if

3:58

you got. soft ears you should probably

4:00

just go ahead and change the station

4:03

right now. Could be a long night

4:05

for you. Could get a little offensive

4:07

I don't know but just don't hold anything

4:10

against us. I've never argued with anybody.

4:12

I've been feeling a little froggy all

4:14

day so I've been looking I've been

4:16

looking to vent for a while now

4:18

so. Yes sir. What I think we

4:20

can all agree that you know we want

4:23

to thank the large farmer that requires

4:25

tons of hired help sometimes

4:27

illegal hired help absolutely we

4:29

want to appreciate them for

4:31

all they've done for agriculture

4:33

yeah and we do want

4:35

to thank the doctors for

4:38

providing the rotator cuff

4:40

surgery from patting themselves

4:42

on the back yes yep yeah that

4:44

a lot of people don't realize

4:46

just how intensive yeah the the

4:49

dairy farmer you know injuries are

4:51

yeah you know absolutely that's

4:53

up there it's sad I mean it's almost

4:55

as bad as well almost every

4:57

livestock farmer that kind of has

4:59

carpal tunnel syndrome from staring in the

5:01

mirror talking about how awesome they are.

5:04

They were just practicing their acceptance speeches.

5:06

It's no different. We talked over the

5:08

naked show when we were there. You

5:10

know how every farmer you talk to

5:12

is broke and don't know what they're

5:14

going to do and how they're going

5:16

to do this. And I will assure

5:19

you I had the shittiest vehicle

5:21

in the parking lot did I

5:23

not. by far. Everything there was

5:25

fancy pickups, king ranches, dulys, which

5:28

them people weren't all farmers either.

5:30

I should preface them by saying,

5:32

you know, a lot of just strictly

5:34

tile contractors. Yeah. Well, I mean, things

5:37

are tough. I overheard a couple of

5:39

guys talking about how they had to

5:41

settle for a king ranch instead of

5:43

a platinum. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you can't

5:45

pull a tie cart with a B.A.

5:48

Okay. Right. This is right. Right. Right.

5:50

I mean, you could. For a little

5:52

bit, yeah. I don't think

5:54

you're going to revolutionize the

5:56

industry with that though. You could try. You

5:58

might get a car. So does anybody

6:01

at this table actually feel

6:03

sorry for, say it is

6:06

a large dairy farmer, hog

6:08

farmer? You'll take your pick,

6:10

that may potentially lose a

6:13

bunch of help to the

6:15

deportation process. I'm just going

6:17

to say it is a large

6:19

dairy farmer, hog forward.

6:21

You'll take your pick, that

6:24

may potentially lose a bunch

6:26

of help to the deportation

6:28

process. Well, I look at

6:30

it like this, is when I

6:33

hear, well my business needs

6:35

to operate with this, it

6:38

wouldn't function without it. If

6:40

I said, you know, I don't

6:42

have enough acres to full-time

6:45

farm and I need to

6:47

offset my income with a

6:49

meth lab, which is also

6:51

illegal, right? So... Last object, yes.

6:54

So if I went and said,

6:56

well, I mean, this meth lab

6:58

is how we need to run

7:00

our farm operation, our family farm

7:02

operation, is that wrong? Not in

7:05

Joe Biden's America. Yeah. So does

7:07

anybody get a pass if it's

7:09

such and such family farms with

7:12

45 employees? I mean, that's a

7:14

family farm. I mean, Walmart's

7:16

a family owned business. The

7:18

one family owns it. Right.

7:20

Amazon is a family owned

7:22

Jeff Basos owns it. I, no. Just

7:24

flat out, no. I just got

7:26

no, I, I, well we're on a

7:29

roll tonight anyway. You would not do

7:31

well a congressional hearing or you would

7:33

do direct advantage. No, no, no. Did

7:36

you see the interviews with the TikTok

7:38

CEO where they're asking him questions that

7:40

don't make sense? He's like, I'm not

7:43

sure we're talking about the same thing

7:45

here. Yeah. Unbelievable. Yeah. Like maybe they

7:47

should have guys interview those guys that

7:50

actually have used the internet. Yeah. Like

7:52

let's go out on limb. Like last

7:54

time some of those guys used the

7:57

internet. It went mee mee mee mee. Like

7:59

maybe find some. it's had some yeah

8:01

because some weafie and I only

8:03

caught bits and pieces like Tom Cotton

8:05

didn't realize there was a country Singapore

8:07

what was it like yeah I don't know

8:09

how that went down I just seen a

8:12

bunch of yeah jokes well can you talk

8:14

access to Wi-5 a home the guys like

8:16

well not like you turn it on but

8:18

you kind of need the internet right so

8:21

it's not really accessing it but you're like

8:23

getting on the internet and that's what he's

8:25

like I'm not sure we're talking about the

8:27

same thing Well, I mean, we all know

8:29

what happened. It was some money thing.

8:31

It's a power thing. Yeah. So I'm assuming

8:34

that 90 day clock is ticking, right?

8:36

I mean, I think so. Yeah, I assume so,

8:38

but. And I've heard different, I

8:40

don't know, is there four different people

8:43

that are supposedly trying to

8:45

buy? Which I've never heard is it

8:47

actually even for sale, though. Well, I

8:49

guess it's for sale if they force

8:51

you to sell it. I mean, otherwise,

8:53

it's not worth anything, right. Which

8:56

the whole deal is a sham. Clearly

8:58

if they can shut that down, they

9:00

could they could stop child porn. They

9:02

could for sure stop robocalls. And like

9:04

you're talking about the same government that

9:06

tells me there's no way they can

9:08

keep, you know, one Pablo in whatever

9:11

country from calling me and trying to

9:13

sell me an extended car warranty. But

9:15

they could shut down the one app that

9:17

I love. No problem. Yeah. For

9:19

security purposes. You want to give

9:21

me better security? Send Congress home

9:23

and tell them how you get to

9:26

send somebody else. Yeah, I'm all about

9:28

our new people. Yeah, well, how are

9:30

we not? I mean, like there there

9:32

should literally be some serious investigations

9:34

of ethics about investing in the

9:36

competition to that before you make.

9:38

And then vote. As far as

9:41

I'm concerned, if you're in Congress,

9:43

you can't invest at all. Correct.

9:45

None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. You can't

9:47

buy a stock. Right. The entire

9:49

time you're in Congress. And I

9:52

think we should have real estate

9:54

or real estate. Yes. And I

9:56

think there should be some probing

9:58

into, you know, like. It

10:00

should be monitored family,

10:02

friends, acquaintances, you know, that,

10:04

cause that's insider training. Absolutely. And,

10:06

and if any of us were to

10:08

say, do insider training like that,

10:10

we would go to jail. Yeah. And

10:12

instead these guys, we put Martha

10:14

Stewart in prison for it. Yeah. So

10:16

surely we can put these guys

10:18

in prison for it. Yeah. Now

10:20

they're just that good. They always seem to

10:23

know what real estate to buy, what stocks

10:25

to buy. I mean, they just, they got

10:27

an act for that. Yeah. Apparently, apparently they're

10:29

good. Well, even though none of them, for

10:31

the most part, have had a real job

10:33

in their life, exact group politicians, but they're

10:35

great at investing. Well, it's pretty simple. I

10:37

mean, actually, I mean, best in,

10:39

uh, you know, defense

10:42

contractors. If you're,

10:44

you know, it's,

10:49

it's interesting going forward. Now, I will

10:51

say this, that I probably feel

10:53

a little bit happier, better

10:56

about agriculture right now

10:58

than I did, say six

11:00

months ago. Would you guys

11:02

agree? Yeah. I, I feel better

11:04

overalls. It seemed like you, you at least

11:06

have so many competent. Yeah.

11:09

It's not asleep in Washington. I mean, I actually

11:11

do an interview off the cuff and actually

11:13

give me answers. I don't care how big of

11:15

a liberal you are, whatever. You can't at

11:17

least tell me that you

11:19

don't feel a little bit better about somebody that's

11:21

at least functional in the White House. Yeah. Yeah.

11:23

I think you can tell me you disagree with

11:25

this policies. You don't agree with his agenda, whatever. But

11:29

the fact that you can support a

11:31

guy that literally probably hasn't made a

11:33

decision on his own in a while. Yeah. And

11:36

can't take the stage without shitting his

11:38

pants. Yeah. And it's been in

11:40

politics literally since the 70s. Basically has

11:42

spent the last, what, eight years,

11:44

maybe longer, essentially hiding. Yeah. I

11:46

think we're better off today. You

11:48

know, it's funny how things work

11:51

out because honestly, even before Biden

11:53

was elected, I mean, I absolutely

11:55

loathe them. I mean, I could not stand that

11:57

guy as a human being. I mean, he'd a

11:59

liar his whole life. Yeah, if there was any

12:01

fight and politics, like even, so like

12:03

take Bill Clinton, I don't like Bill

12:05

Clinton as a person at all, but

12:08

as far as he seemed like he

12:10

could be a likable guy, like if

12:12

he come in a local bar. You

12:14

probably, you could probably have a beer

12:17

with him, tell a couple jokes, have

12:19

a good time. Yeah, he just seemed

12:21

like a likable person. He's gonna make

12:23

fun of Hillary with you, because it's

12:26

like. I hate it for the simple fact

12:28

that you know this bastard is going

12:30

to get to at least go down

12:33

history saying you know I was president,

12:35

oh look at me, but it almost

12:37

worked out for the better because now

12:39

he's going down as the biggest piece

12:42

of shit in history. And he proved

12:44

it at the 11th hour. Yeah. Five minutes

12:46

ago my presidency and I'm

12:48

going to sign a bunch of shit that

12:51

I don't even know I signed. was a

12:53

horrible president but probably a pretty good

12:55

human being. I'm going to disagree. I'm

12:57

going to go with a shitty human

12:59

being for 100 please. Oh did you

13:01

ever see all the letters and shit

13:03

he was right in all these terrorist

13:05

countries? That guy screwed up every foreign

13:08

relation act that we ever had. He

13:10

was a shitty human being. He hid behind

13:12

the habitat for humanity to look good but

13:14

oh yeah I mean there was just piles

13:16

of just anytime there was any little... turmoil

13:18

around the world. He would basically just write

13:21

letters to come on us, you know, and

13:23

all you got the American, you know, America's

13:25

a piece of shit that we don't even

13:27

have on in your bed. You're talking about

13:29

a guy so he devalued the office of

13:32

the presidency because that holds a certain

13:34

esteem, right? You're talking my guy all

13:36

carrying my own suitcases off the helicopter.

13:38

But there's nothing in them. Somebody else is

13:40

carrying the real ones, but I'm going to carry

13:43

my own to make me look like the common

13:45

man. No, you just make yourself look like a

13:47

dip shit because you did shitty things where you

13:49

were gone, you came back and still look like

13:51

a dip shit. Terrible guy. Well, I'll say this,

13:53

they always say, you know, he was a peanut farmer,

13:55

and you know, so we always kind of wonder

13:58

why he did some of the things he did.

14:00

that hurt the farmer the way he

14:02

did because he was dumb that's why

14:04

well and I kind of get the

14:06

impression that maybe he was I mean

14:08

they said oh he worked hard and

14:11

you know the family the family had

14:13

mules when he came back home from

14:15

the farm but basically it was a

14:18

family plantation so it's like

14:20

it was old money yeah I mean he

14:22

didn't it's not like he built up

14:24

his own farm from nothing then

14:27

so he just a master manipulator

14:29

at doing things to be viewed a

14:31

certain way, even though that's not the

14:33

way they were. But if I had to

14:36

choose between him and Joe Biden

14:38

to babysit, I'd probably take

14:40

Carter. I would take Jimmy Carter.

14:42

You know, the funny part

14:44

about the inauguration was, did

14:46

you notice? Because carry on to

14:48

words, not unattractive. Donald

14:50

Trump didn't try to sniff her

14:53

one time, which was refreshing

14:55

to have a precedent that's

14:57

not looking to sniff people.

14:59

Yeah, just saying I mean I I

15:01

wouldn't trust my dog as president

15:04

either my dog snips a lot

15:06

Talking about the inauguration. What the

15:08

what the fuck happened to Billy

15:11

Ray Cyrus? Oh my gosh, what

15:13

a train wreck that was Yeah,

15:15

apparently somebody told him about his

15:18

aiki break you heart because that

15:20

guy's off the rail. Oh my god. I

15:22

didn't see it when I miss. Oh, so

15:24

Wow, um He went to seeing Yeah, and

15:27

Reggae Hart and the audio wouldn't work

15:29

or whatever the speaker, I don't know

15:31

what it was, but wouldn't work.

15:33

Yep. So he just goes to

15:35

do this, Aacapel, which he looks

15:37

like, you remember W.W. Undertaker, that's

15:39

exactly what he looked like. I

15:41

mean, long hair, cowboy, like you

15:44

couldn't see his face. Yeah. And so he goes

15:46

to seeing Aggie Reggie Hart, just

15:48

Aacapella. And it sounded like he had

15:50

drank nine bottles of whiskey and

15:53

smoked 85,000 cartons of cigarettes. He

15:55

basically got up there and rambled

15:57

for a little bit. Imagine Joe Biden

15:59

trying to sing. but in a deeper

16:01

voice with a hat and some

16:03

long hair. You got to check

16:05

that out on TikTok. Yeah, it's

16:08

unbelievable. Yeah, he, yeah, he's off

16:10

the rails. By a long margin.

16:12

How do he even get drug

16:14

into this deal? Because that guy

16:17

hasn't been famous for every, he

16:19

only had one song that really,

16:21

I realize, holds records, but really

16:23

wasn't that good of a song,

16:25

let's get down to it. It

16:28

was terrible, I didn't. Billy

16:30

Ray is probably more

16:32

popular than We think of

16:34

due to his daughter You know

16:36

in the whole Disney kid thing.

16:39

I mean just he was here. I

16:41

pulled it up on the phone.

16:43

We can all take a listen to

16:45

this. So this this was him

16:48

singing at the inauguration

16:50

at the ball It should come

16:53

up I'm gonna take my horse

16:55

to the town road. I'm gonna

16:59

I can't know more. Y'all can put

17:01

your hands together now like that. I

17:03

mean this, if you encourage you about,

17:05

keep going. I never even seen this

17:07

song. He was attempting eggy breaky hard

17:10

on the videos that I seen. Which

17:12

was not pleasant. But it was the

17:14

same thing that just went down right

17:16

there. Yeah. Imagine you teach Tony's

17:18

dog to speak English. Yes. And

17:21

then you load him up on

17:23

liquor and pills. And then have

17:25

him join a singer. Same thing.

17:27

Yeah, I just kind of pictured

17:29

somebody that had just nicotine stain

17:31

fingers Well, he had a rough

17:33

day. It's like they made him

17:35

walk there from Nashville. Yeah, and

17:37

he was just so dug on

17:39

par, he just couldn't pull it off

17:41

Yeah, I guess I pictured him with

17:43

a I'm gonna say an old-school Budweiser

17:45

in one hand in an unfiltered

17:47

cigarette in the other one? Well

17:49

he definitely had a cart in

17:51

a paul mall and I don't,

17:53

he had way more than Budweiser.

17:56

When you get done here pull

17:58

it up on your phone he

18:00

was literally W.W.F. Undertaker, 1992. Yeah.

18:02

Wow. Yeah. Wow. I wonder

18:05

who picks. Did anybody

18:07

see any in

18:10

Nellie's post inauguration

18:12

interviews? I did

18:14

not. Nellie was

18:16

on there? Absolutely.

18:18

Nellie was. And

18:21

I like Nellie.

18:23

Nellie was. I

18:25

like Nellie. Nellie

18:27

was. I like Nellie. didn't

18:29

he basically so they're giving

18:31

all kinds of grief about

18:34

doing the inauguration balls etc

18:36

etc etc and he's

18:38

like he basically says I need

18:40

the money well that's probably the longer

18:42

short of it but he's like you

18:44

know nobody else has ever asked me

18:46

he's like you know I'd have done

18:48

it for Brock I'd done it for

18:50

come all I'd done it for Joe

18:53

but nobody else asked me he's like I

18:55

hold the office of the president so

18:57

I would have done it for any

18:59

of the Here's the sad part. So

19:01

I watched Nellie's interview, Soldier Boys, Kid

19:04

Rocks, all of them. Their interviews made

19:06

more sense than anything Joe Biden said

19:08

in the last four years. And he

19:10

was president of the world. Because

19:12

essentially we were on the world,

19:15

let's just get down to it.

19:17

For sure, yeah. Obviously the president

19:19

of the United States. Their interviews

19:21

made a ton more political sense

19:23

than anything that guy said. Are you

19:25

guys remember from sick days as a kid

19:27

when we'd stay home? uh... watching mister

19:29

ed reruns dairy farmers don't

19:32

take sick days women that

19:34

didn't mean god choice when you

19:36

were laying around for roadader cups

19:38

or yeah yeah yeah i wonder if

19:40

they kind of did that with joe

19:42

Biden the whole thing with mr ed

19:44

like they'd put some peanut butter you

19:46

know up in joe yeah and he

19:49

just hit up there and they had

19:51

somebody else it did kind of look

19:53

like that from time to time yes

19:55

yeah yeah God, what a shit show

19:57

the last four years was. Oh my gosh.

20:00

Yeah. But the nice part about it

20:02

is looking back now, had Trump

20:04

not got cheated out of the

20:06

deal, because let's face it, where

20:08

are the APBs on the 20

20:11

million people that allegedly voted that

20:13

didn't show up this last time?

20:15

Right. Had Trump immediately

20:18

got reelected, which he did,

20:20

but didn't get to take office,

20:22

he would have done a good job.

20:24

But now he's had four years to marinate.

20:26

and four years to realize that hey whatever

20:29

the RNC tells me I need to do

20:31

on this set and the other ain't doing

20:33

it I'm gonna put my people in there we're

20:35

gonna do it my way because news flash I'm

20:37

in charge and you got nobody you're not

20:39

shoving your agenda down my throat I'm not

20:42

gonna go along to get along yeah we're

20:44

gonna do it the right way we're gonna

20:46

put America first We're gonna do this shit

20:48

we need to do. He's done more in

20:51

the last three days than Joe Biden did

20:53

in four years Far as positive wise He's

20:55

done way more off-the-cuff interviews than Joe Biden's

20:57

done the last 12 freaking years Yeah, and

21:00

prior to that if you let Joe Biden

21:02

do an off-the-cuff interview He's gonna say something

21:04

really dumb. Yeah, but we give a pass

21:06

on all that the guy who was confirmed

21:09

racist confirmed moron Yep at every level

21:11

every time he spoke But we're just

21:13

going to pretend that never happened. Confirmed

21:15

liar. The guy's lied about everything he's

21:18

ever said. Absolutely. Oh, I got this

21:20

in college. I did this. I drove

21:22

a truck for a while. All the

21:24

shit. Who is lying about? It's lying

21:27

about everything he's ever said. Yep. There's

21:29

a shitty human being. Yep. Is

21:31

your cord hitting the mic? I

21:33

keep here in a rattle. I'm

21:35

sorry. Oh wait, yeah. It's going

21:37

up over here. Flip over here.

21:39

It's going up over here. I

21:41

can't do a rattle. Do the

21:43

technical difficulties. Yeah, I'm gonna have

21:45

to sing this a cappella. Yeah,

21:47

exactly. Yeah, no, I think we had

21:49

to let things get. So if

21:51

Trump would have had the last

21:53

four years, they maybe would have

21:56

just bided their time. We'd have

21:58

the same old shit. this time

22:00

around it went so bad so far

22:02

that this was kind of I mean like

22:04

there I really think that there's a

22:06

change in the mentality well and I think

22:09

to look at it this way and I

22:11

don't know enough about the guy when we

22:13

told us with you right now comes to

22:15

JD Vance I don't know a lot about

22:18

him I truly don't but if Trump

22:20

would have just immediately got reelected

22:22

serve two consecutive terms you'd

22:24

have been stuck two consecutive

22:26

terms you'd have been What

22:28

I like, what I like

22:31

about JD Vance already is,

22:33

I mean, JD. Yeah, so, but I mean,

22:35

if it goes well and he

22:37

can kind of prove himself, he

22:39

could potentially be a president someday

22:41

where Mike Pence is what you're

22:44

gonna be stuck with before and

22:46

he showed he basically has no

22:48

backbone. I mean, you had the

22:50

same old status quo. The

22:52

nice part about JD Vance is

22:54

you can interview that guy on

22:57

any topic anytime. intelligently,

22:59

he can rattle it off, he's

23:01

got it. He knows the facts,

23:03

he knows the figures. The

23:05

guy's actually younger than us, you

23:08

know, and that's refreshing at some

23:10

level to have a guy that

23:12

is quick on his feet, that

23:14

knows his shit, knows where things

23:16

should be, knows where it's going,

23:19

and can talk on it clearly.

23:21

and make it happen. Yeah. So what are

23:23

we going to find out in the JFK

23:25

files here? Just got an executive order. I

23:27

am licking my chops. Did you see when

23:29

he signed that? He handed that pin off

23:31

to one of his aides, like give that

23:33

to RFK Jr. Really? Well see the stupid

23:35

part was he's watching the news tonight and

23:37

JFK's grandson. He's throwing a shit fit that

23:39

you know we don't need to be doing

23:41

this and you know basically JFK is dead

23:43

and he's not here to defend himself. FK

23:45

didn't kill himself. Right, right. But then it

23:47

immediately goes to RFK Jr. walking down the

23:49

hall is like, I think it's a great

23:51

thing. You kept his word of the American

23:54

people. It's time to hold your government accountable.

23:56

Well, it was supposed to get released the

23:58

last time and they postponed it. Yeah. It

24:00

should have been released. Should have been

24:02

released in the 60s. Absolutely. Yeah.

24:04

Does anybody think that it was

24:07

just Lee Harvey Oswell? No. I'm

24:09

thinking now Anthony Falgy was involved.

24:11

That's why he got the preemptive

24:13

pardon. Exactly. Yes. He's got just

24:16

a good chance of being guilty

24:18

for it as Lee Harvey Oswald

24:20

does. Yeah. Slightly more. Lee Harvey

24:22

Oswald Oswald spoke it very clearly.

24:24

I'm just a Patsy. I'm just a

24:26

Patsy. I'm just a Patsy. I'm just

24:28

a Patsy. And then he got shot by

24:31

a guy by gangster. Yep. Jack Ruby.

24:33

Who happened to get aggressive cancer and

24:35

killed him in prison before he could

24:37

ever. The damnedest luck, wasn't it? It

24:39

is. That cancer is a bitch. I

24:41

just hope it actually gets released. It

24:44

ain't a bunch of hype and a

24:46

bunch of redacted stuff. You know what

24:48

I mean? Yeah. As they say in

24:50

the modern world make it make sense,

24:52

you know, yeah, that's a whole big

24:54

shitstorm there I've read a lot of

24:57

books on that research that a ton

24:59

I can subscribe to a lot of

25:01

theories my guess is none of those

25:03

are correct We probably still will never

25:05

know the truth even after these so

25:07

on so-called facts come out, but it

25:09

will be we were refreshing to see

25:11

that stuff released So I guess previously

25:14

Trump's like well you saw what I

25:16

saw you wouldn't release and this is

25:18

what I want to do so like the

25:20

government Do they actually, like, know 100% for sure,

25:22

is it just sort of a theory? And

25:24

like, I don't know, I guess we'll find

25:26

out. Yeah. Well, my guess is they know.

25:29

I would guess, yeah, I mean, because I

25:31

think they were involved. Yeah, absolutely. And

25:33

I don't know that we'll get

25:35

everything because I imagine there's a few

25:37

people that are, I mean, they said

25:40

it could take, what? 30 days or

25:42

60 days something like that. And I see the

25:44

CIA's all over it. You know, they're like, well,

25:46

we're not. I'm sure they are. You know, we're,

25:49

we wasn't involved in that. It's like, well, anybody

25:51

that's there now, what do you, I mean, what

25:53

are you even trying to defend this? Who cares

25:55

if you did or didn't? I mean, it's, it's

25:57

water under the bridge, you know, not to me.

26:00

I'm saying anybody that's working there now. It's

26:02

like what you didn't do it I

26:04

mean, so why are you trying to stick

26:06

up for these guys? you what if

26:08

there's a 90 year old man in a

26:10

nursing home That had something to do

26:12

with it. I would drag him by his

26:14

oxygen hose out to the cop car

26:16

or throw him in. Yeah Yeah, I agree.

26:18

I mean I would rough him out

26:20

On the back side of that though, Kennedy

26:22

cheated that election. So I may maybe

26:24

got what he deserved He wasn't duly elected

26:26

either Nixon won that election. We everybody

26:28

knows that yeah, I mean daily pretty much

26:30

a daily admitted it Yeah, Kennedy should

26:32

never been president I'm not knocking some of

26:34

the things that Kennedy did but he

26:36

didn't get elected the first time he cheated

26:39

his way to the Wicked and they

26:41

got shot for Going back on his word.

26:43

Yeah, that's what got him taken down

26:45

Absolutely in my opinion and we'll see if

26:47

it comes out But in my opinion

26:49

he got taken down for the fact he

26:51

wasn't gonna bow to the military Yes,

26:53

I think that's exactly wasn't them. They may

26:55

have used the mob They may have

26:57

used the CIA. They may have used the

26:59

Cubans whatever but the The bottom line

27:01

was We're not gonna give you your war

27:03

in Vietnam. Yeah, that's what I was

27:05

dying to give him that and then LBJ

27:07

went What are we doing here? Yeah? I'm

27:10

out and then he said I'm

27:13

out after you know, yeah term

27:16

Yeah, yeah I'll

27:18

be J with a shitty human

27:20

being. Oh my god. He was terrible.

27:22

Yeah, well awful So what is

27:24

it a secret service like dog shit?

27:26

Well, and isn't it amazing that?

27:28

When we think of you know, so

27:30

today the Democrats like to think

27:32

of themselves as liberal and humanitarian and

27:34

and you know compassionate, right? All

27:37

you have to do is look

27:39

at the 1968 Democratic National Convention

27:42

and the way that was handled

27:44

by the Democrat You know government

27:46

in the city of Chicago and

27:48

how they handled things. I mean,

27:50

yeah Compassion, you

27:52

know, well, it's always about compassion until

27:54

they disagree with you then they just right

27:56

here's the thing about liberalism And then

27:58

here's what it comes down to. Everything

28:01

they stand for. Doesn't

28:03

matter if we're saving the

28:05

monarch butterfly or for saving

28:07

the illegal immigrant or if

28:09

we're saving the rain for

28:11

us or if we're saving

28:14

the transgender can't identify, don't

28:16

know if they have a

28:18

ball or slit. All their

28:20

bullshit is not viable unless

28:23

somebody has just doing

28:25

the work and paying the bills.

28:27

At the other day, if you can't afford

28:30

groceries, if you can't afford a roof

28:32

over your house, if you can't afford

28:34

this, that, and the other, all their

28:36

shit is solely based on the fact

28:38

that somebody else has built something and

28:40

made something and can afford your bullshit

28:42

policies. None of their stuff comes down

28:44

to actual real life at the beginning,

28:46

right? When we landed in America, had

28:49

that been all Democrats on the first

28:51

boat in America, where we're gonna build

28:53

a fire, warm up, maybe kill something, cooks

28:55

some meat? Well, we should do an

28:57

environmental study and see what this

28:59

is going on. All their shit

29:01

is literally built on bullshit. None

29:04

of their stuff actually, you can

29:06

only do that stupid shit if you

29:08

have enough money on the back, on the

29:10

front side of it to afford to

29:12

do it. None of it actually amounts

29:14

to, it's all in their mind, well

29:16

good and great, but it doesn't

29:18

mean anything unless you can

29:20

house yourself, feed yourself, shelter

29:23

yourself. race your kids etc

29:25

like if you can't meet

29:27

your basic needs the entire

29:29

liberal agenda is complete bullshit well

29:31

and i think a lot of

29:34

it has to do with uh... entitlement a

29:36

sense of entitlement in a

29:38

set up a false sense

29:40

of intelligence so they have

29:43

all these you know kind

29:45

of like the socialism program

29:47

even communism that

29:49

only works There's worker bees

29:51

under you and they're always you

29:53

know the leaders of these parties

29:55

are not the work absolutely They're

29:57

the worst smart. Let us do the

29:59

thing You've got a group of

30:02

liberal dipshits right now defending the

30:04

fact that Venezuela dumped all their

30:06

prisoners here. The Haitian gangs are

30:08

here. All these gangs of terrible

30:10

human beings are here right now.

30:12

And they're defending the fact that they

30:15

should be allowed to stay here even

30:17

though they got dumped here illegally and

30:19

dipshid, Joe Biden let them in. Yeah. And

30:21

they're defending the fact that that,

30:23

well, we should welcome them. Why in

30:25

the... Blue Love and Fock, would I

30:28

want to lead, would I want

30:30

to welcome an entire gang of

30:32

the worst criminals in the world

30:34

into my country? That makes no

30:37

sense. Not even the least little

30:39

bit. Those are shitty human

30:41

beings and should immediately

30:43

be deported, which thankfully

30:45

Trump's doing. Well, what

30:47

other country says, yeah, just

30:50

come on in? Yeah, there's

30:52

no other country. Yeah, not

30:54

in the world. No, it's

30:56

only one apartment building, Ryan.

30:59

Yeah, it took it over.

31:01

It's no big deal. You

31:03

just move your grandparents someplace

31:05

else. They just lost their

31:07

home and all their

31:09

belongings. It's fine. Yeah, bullshit. So

31:12

does that, is that actually owned

31:14

by Venezuela? That's a territory. All

31:16

that bullshit. It only works if

31:18

somebody is doing the work and

31:20

you have the money to do

31:23

it. If I drop you off

31:25

in the middle of wherever, it

31:27

unsettles me. If I drop you off in

31:29

the middle of Antarctica right now, even though

31:31

nobody can go, the middle of Alaska,

31:33

in the middle of Northern Canada,

31:35

the middle of Siberia, you could give

31:37

two shits, what the environmental

31:39

study is, you could give two shits about this.

31:42

If I drop you and your family off, what

31:44

are you going to need? Food? and shelter

31:46

or your main two things. If you can't

31:48

afford those two things and have no way

31:50

to build those, you don't care about the

31:52

monarch butterfly. You don't care about gender identity.

31:55

You don't care about any of that stuff

31:57

because none of that shit matters unless you

31:59

have your... basic needs met.

32:01

Their entire agenda is built

32:03

on the fact that it's

32:05

bullshit. Yeah. Well, yeah, I

32:07

think there's just, part of

32:09

our problem as a society

32:12

is, I said this the other

32:14

day, when everybody had, people

32:16

didn't have time to worry about

32:18

stuff, because you had to work,

32:21

you had to, so when they

32:23

talked about this livable wage and

32:25

that kind of stuff that were...

32:27

just going to have provide for

32:30

people. AI will do these things.

32:32

The worst thing you can do is

32:34

to not give people work. Like

32:36

you need a purpose. Absolutely you

32:38

do. So when you take that

32:40

away, then... In your hometown, the

32:43

people that are kind of crazy.

32:45

Are they people that are doing a

32:47

lot of work? Almost never. You

32:49

hear about a... I'm just going

32:52

to use a random example. You

32:54

hear about a housewife. that kind

32:56

of loses their shit goes off

32:58

the deep end. Was she one that was

33:00

going to work all the time? No.

33:02

Not necessarily. Like you hear about a

33:04

guy that you know his family was

33:06

wealthy but he was always a little

33:08

different growing up so he didn't he

33:10

never really got a job like he

33:12

was just kind of mowing the lawn at

33:15

the house whatever but never really had

33:17

to go work because they had enough

33:19

money to not do it and then he

33:21

ends up just being this weirdo that

33:23

lives in a You know, they got

33:25

millions of dollars, but he's just

33:27

weird. It just lives off and

33:29

whatever. Because he never had to go

33:32

to work and do anything and never

33:34

had a purpose. Like you said, you

33:36

have to have a purpose at some

33:38

point in time. You do. You know, and

33:41

that's why we don't need AI. We

33:43

don't need robots doing a lot

33:45

of this stuff. And then your

33:47

most, your best day, where you

33:49

felt the most sense of pride

33:51

about what you had done that

33:53

day. Was it a

33:55

day you did nothing and just kicked your feet up

33:57

and and just relaxed with the family or was it?

34:00

a day where you were engaged with

34:02

the family and you guys took on

34:04

a task and you accomplished it and

34:06

you built something and that could be

34:08

as simple as hanging a gate that

34:10

swings correctly doesn't drag the ground. It

34:12

can be that simple, but that was way

34:14

better than a day where you literally

34:16

did nothing, right? Absolutely. But that's not

34:18

necessarily the case for everybody in the

34:20

world now, unfortunately. And

34:22

since they don't have a

34:24

purpose, they manufacture

34:27

bullshit. You make

34:29

up problems to come up with bullshit solutions

34:31

so we can funnel, you hear the

34:33

numbers on some of this shit. Well, we

34:35

give $200 million for this cause and

34:37

$200 million. They're

34:39

not even real causes. Like I don't want to

34:41

wreck the environment so on and so forth, but

34:43

like once again, if you get back to religion,

34:45

God's going to destroy this earth anyway. Yeah.

34:48

And I'm not saying you've got to

34:50

be disrespectful to it and just terrorize it

34:52

and just burn it to the ground. But

34:55

cows are here to eat. Yeah.

34:59

They are. Animals are here for

35:01

our use, etc., etc., like take

35:03

your pick of the topic, but

35:06

you get these people that are, well, we're going to save this, we're

35:08

to save that. If we

35:10

went 100 % with their policies,

35:12

if we had a 100 %

35:14

area where we just ran off

35:17

sole liberal policies, would it make it

35:19

30 days? Name

35:21

one city that's been ran by

35:23

liberal people that has succeeded. Look

35:26

at Chicago and Detroit. Yeah. Last time I

35:28

checked they weren't looking so hot. They've

35:31

been ran by Democrats for years, they ain't going

35:33

so well. California's doing well though. Yeah. Yeah,

35:35

they are. They're the prime example. Yeah. Joe Rogan

35:38

called that six months ago. Your shit's going

35:40

to burn. Yeah. No, no, no. We're not going

35:42

to get rid of the underbrush. We don't

35:44

need water reservoirs. I mean, state farms like, you

35:46

know what, we're not going to ensure your

35:48

house for fire anymore because you have no water.

35:50

Right. We,

35:52

there's a river that runs down there, but we're going to

35:54

divert it to the ocean. Great plan.

35:56

Yeah. Great plan. It's by

35:58

design. As far as I'm concerned. it's it's

36:00

by design yeah you know what's

36:02

kind of amazing here I

36:05

just this caught my eye

36:07

that ticket away from that

36:09

back to farming no we're

36:11

all about farming we're all

36:14

about farming we don't talk

36:16

any politics all about farming

36:18

but I was looking at

36:20

this you know the old

36:22

prairie farmer here and what

36:25

stood out to me so

36:27

643 cornheads this is a 1977

36:29

$4,500. So now there's

36:31

a lot of things that,

36:33

you know, hold their value

36:35

or etc. But that

36:37

$4,500 for that cornhead

36:40

seems like a lot

36:42

of money in 1977.

36:44

Flip back through there

36:46

when you start looking

36:49

at actual articles. The

36:51

John Deers UAW renewed

36:53

their contract, $7.65 an hour.

36:55

Really? Yep. It's... No, this stuff

36:58

is... And you know they're lying

37:00

because they're not building autos. How

37:02

can the UAW be building farm

37:04

equipment? I mean, I guess it's

37:07

a stretch to call John Deership

37:09

farm equipment, but I mean, there's

37:11

that. But I think they're misusing

37:13

the term. Why wasn't there a

37:16

United Farm Workers Union? Well, yeah.

37:18

That's where they really missed their

37:20

beat. This is better than looking

37:22

at the Playboy for you, ain't

37:25

it? Yeah. Yeah, it's... Ryan can't

37:27

really talk right now. He's got

37:29

a 77 model prairie farmer and

37:31

he's looking, he's gonna call a

37:34

number, he's gonna own a 643

37:36

cornhead in the morning. Yeah, I

37:38

mean, no, it, well, I say it a lot,

37:40

and I'll stick by it. You're

37:42

never gonna convince me farming

37:45

today is better than it

37:47

was 50 years ago. Yeah. You know,

37:49

but... In a lot of ways, what

37:51

is better? What is better now

37:54

than it was 50 years ago?

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38:30

me something. I'm not saying your

38:32

one reception is a lot better today

38:34

than it was. Are we better off of

38:37

cell phones? Are we better off of cell

38:39

phones than we were without them? I deal

38:41

with this every day. I know there's I

38:43

do every day with every day with my

38:45

daughter is sitting there. Tony and I grew

38:47

up without cell phones. Right. You know

38:49

how magical it was to tell your

38:51

parents. Hey, I'm going to Tony's. I'll be

38:53

home in the morning. Or I'll be home

38:55

in my curfew. My curfew, whatever it.

38:57

And then you're just gone. And

39:00

then you come back, you magically

39:02

reappear. Nobody tracked your shit, nobody

39:04

videoed your shit, and you just

39:06

got to do whatever. Within the

39:09

confines of knowing that if you

39:11

screwed up, got an ass kicking coming.

39:13

Well, and how did we find each

39:15

other back? It wasn't hard. But we

39:17

did. Tony and I talked about this

39:19

thousand times. Our kids are in the

39:21

same class. They were born months apart.

39:23

They could, if I called my daughter

39:26

and he called his son right now

39:28

and told him. Find one another.

39:30

It would be an hour and a

39:32

half before they could put that

39:34

together. But Tony and I

39:36

in our day could decide on Monday

39:38

that on Thursday night we're

39:40

going to meet at 7 o'clock

39:43

wherever Tony shed and we

39:45

would magically both appear at

39:47

7 o'clock at Tony shed.

39:49

Here we are. We're good.

39:51

These dipshits got eye watches,

39:53

iPhones, life 360, Snapchat,

39:55

all the maintenance

39:57

of communication. Okay.

40:00

Well, I don't want to go to

40:02

that party because, well, I mean, I

40:04

was supposed to, but Ryan Kelly's going

40:06

to be there and he's going to

40:08

be there in his sound guard and

40:10

I just can't go. These morons can't

40:12

put it in any of it together.

40:14

Not that they're morons, but like, they

40:16

literally, they have to talk about it

40:18

9,000 times to put the plan together,

40:20

and I do not understand it.

40:22

Yeah, well, and even, okay, so

40:24

reading these magazines, remember when a

40:27

farm magazine would show up. How

40:29

excited you were or the like for

40:31

us. It was the country today in

40:33

the ag review newspapers.

40:35

Oh gosh you you know couldn't wait

40:38

for him and now well we

40:40

were googling about an old dairy

40:42

farm here today and we can

40:44

find everything right at the tip

40:46

of our fingers. Yeah on a

40:48

phone and it was like we saw

40:51

that and it's like huh.

40:53

That's interesting. We're you know we would

40:55

cut out pictures. from these

40:57

magazines as a kid, you know,

41:00

and hold on to that. These

41:02

kids today don't have to go

41:04

to an encyclopedia Britannica. No. To

41:07

look up something, you know. But

41:09

they'll still ask you a dumb

41:11

question. It's like, well, you've got

41:14

a smartphone with you and won't

41:16

you just Google it? You know?

41:18

My phone's not the only one with

41:21

Google, but in my house, apparently it

41:23

must be. we kind of take it

41:25

for granted. Yeah, we got it whether we

41:27

wanted it or not. Right. I mean how many times

41:29

you and I had this conversation you're sitting around

41:32

with your uncles and your dad and you're

41:34

just listening and then it turns to you

41:36

and they just eat your ass about something

41:38

you were just sitting there innocent listening to

41:40

them and they told you hey Tony you

41:42

dip shit yeah like next time you grab

41:44

a two by four you know you need

41:46

to do this this and this with it

41:48

you're not building anything at that time you're

41:50

just literally Sitting around them while they're drinking

41:52

beer listening to them because well shit Mom

41:54

and dad brought us over here and the women

41:56

went off to their corner the men went off to

41:58

their corner. I'm sitting with them listening and they

42:01

give you three tips on something you should

42:03

be doing that you didn't even know you

42:05

need to be doing that turned out to

42:07

be handy later and now these kids could

42:09

look that up easy enough yeah well they can

42:11

pull it off with this equipment but I I

42:14

also think I also think and maybe I'm

42:16

wrong with this but when we were kids

42:18

like you didn't cling on the adults like

42:20

if you were going to a party

42:22

or a get-together but like on a

42:24

Sunday or something where it was no

42:27

big deal like I enjoyed listening to

42:29

the older crowd talk because You always

42:31

picked up little tidbits here and there

42:33

where the kids nowadays don't care about

42:35

any of that. They're gone. You know,

42:38

it's interesting how different people view

42:40

that. So my brother and I

42:42

have this have had this

42:44

conversation several times. And although

42:47

we were raised in the same house

42:49

and were very similar in a lot

42:51

of ways, there's certain things, you know,

42:53

that all rattle off. I remember a

42:55

lot of random dumb shit. I do.

42:58

Nothing that I should remember, but

43:00

I'll remember random numbers. He's like,

43:02

it's like, why do you know that? I'm

43:04

like, I don't know. So and so said

43:07

that. Old stores, like all that old talk

43:09

about certain things, guys that would come

43:11

in a shop and tell a story

43:13

about this, that, and the other. I

43:16

didn't remember if you'd asked me

43:18

two days after, I probably couldn't

43:20

have told you. Twenty years after

43:22

that, I can regurgitate it. He

43:25

doesn't necessarily remember that his his

43:28

brains focused on bigger things than

43:30

that because he's way smarter than

43:32

me, but So he didn't have time

43:34

for that stuff I suppose But some of

43:37

that stuff is the most valuable things

43:39

that I know like the little things

43:41

the little stories the little nuances the

43:43

you know, why is this built here?

43:45

Well because Brian owned this and

43:48

he wouldn't sell it. So Jim had to

43:50

build it over here. Yep Even though he

43:52

wanted it over there. Yep, and then you know

43:54

Jim decided to sell it and then that's how

43:56

Tony bought it and that's how it all got

43:58

screwed up, you know, yep Well, just the

44:00

little nuances of stories and how history

44:03

goes and how things happen. And that

44:05

stuff just intrigues his shit out of

44:07

me and I love that part of

44:09

life. Yeah, I always caught little tidbits,

44:11

you know, well, when I, like my

44:13

grandpa or dad would be talking, well,

44:15

there's a house set there when I

44:18

was a kid, you know, well, they're

44:20

even a house there, my whole life, no

44:22

trace of any farm ever even being

44:24

there. My dad was king of

44:26

directions, well, I'm sure there did.

44:28

You know, and I'm sure there

44:30

used to be one. There were,

44:32

but there's not one now. Well,

44:34

there'll be a horse fan at that

44:36

gate. Well, how do you know that?

44:38

Well, there's been one every time I

44:40

drove by there. Okay, I guess I'll

44:43

turn. If I find a horse

44:45

standing a gate, I'll turn. But

44:47

it's funny how, you know, my brother

44:49

got more time with my grandpa,

44:51

my dad's dad. So he remembers

44:54

some stuff from earlier on. That

44:56

I didn't get with my grandpa, little

44:59

things he would say, but I caught

45:01

a little more on the backside once

45:03

he was in college, whatever. So it's

45:05

just a little bit different on so

45:07

forth on that, different things to my

45:09

dad, like sayings or tips, tricks, etc.

45:11

or just random bullshit, but like just

45:14

different things with it. It's just funny

45:16

how all that plays out in the

45:18

long term. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah.

45:20

Yep, what do you find it over

45:22

there scooter anything? Yeah, what do you

45:24

need to buy? So much. Well, it's

45:26

like you need some packed seeds. Yeah.

45:28

For all your needs. Those probably go

45:31

good in your climate. This big

45:33

changes in design and finance arrangements,

45:35

new tractors for 82. And yeah,

45:37

it's already the market is in

45:40

tough shape already in 82. Thank

45:42

you Jimmy Carter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

45:44

Didn't affect the rain, but it

45:46

didn't affect the interest rate. Paul

45:49

Volker, yeah, he nominated Paul Volker,

45:51

which, yeah, that was great, which

45:53

maybe it needed to be done,

45:55

but there could have been some

45:58

things. to assist

46:00

some farmers in there but

46:02

nevertheless it went down the

46:04

way it went down and

46:07

to a certain thing I

46:09

will say you know the 80s were

46:11

bad right I mean we can

46:13

agree on that but there was

46:15

a reset in there sometimes

46:17

a reset helps things

46:20

because if it continues if

46:22

it would have continued on

46:24

the trajectory it was going

46:27

in through the 70s. We

46:29

wouldn't be talking about

46:32

$10,000 to $15,000 in acre

46:34

land. Yeah. You know, we'd

46:37

be talking about $40,000 to

46:39

$50,000 in acre land, right?

46:42

Yeah. So there was all

46:44

right things, but this is

46:46

amazing. I mean, you

46:48

can get everything in

46:50

Menards. They're selling

46:53

manards. Did you say

46:55

big money? Well, just think.

46:57

Menards brand tractors and you get

47:00

the 11% off sale. I mean

47:02

that's a rebate. Yeah, yeah, especially

47:04

when they're charged an 18% on

47:07

the front side of your mind.

47:09

Yeah, that's amazing. But yeah, Menards

47:11

tractors, that's crazy. You got a

47:13

Tiktak tomorrow. Yeah, that'd be like

47:16

the Farm King that Rookeing sells

47:18

down or whatever else else else.

47:20

Yeah, but they don't sell 133

47:22

horsepower. Was it branded a

47:24

Menards tractor? Why pay more than

47:27

a Menards low prices? Famous. Famous.

47:29

Famous for a 40 sold at

47:31

Menards. Famous. It's a 44-40 with

47:33

a Briggs and Stratton. It's pretty

47:36

much the same as a John

47:38

Deere engine at that point. It's

47:40

a T-moving. Actually, Briggs was a

47:42

little ahead of John Deere at

47:44

that point. So this is your

47:46

next tractor store. You are looking

47:48

for a Menards tractor. Yeah. Famous

47:50

brand, fuel efficient, fuel efficient,

47:52

diesel tractors. Nice. I did not know. They

47:55

almost kind of look like a David Brown.

47:57

I'll bet you can't find a Menards tractor

47:59

on track. right now. I don't think

48:01

it's the category you can search. I

48:03

thought they had every brand on there.

48:05

Yeah, this is amazing. You should mark

48:08

this page. I'm gonna put this bottle

48:10

cap in there. Yeah, that's so then,

48:12

yeah, that'd be a hell of a

48:14

tick-tock. Oh, I'm sure somebody will have

48:16

had one. Hey, look at that, is

48:18

that a, is that white tractors right

48:20

there? Yeah, I wish you can be

48:23

video on this, I mean. Why, but

48:25

they're great. Well, that's because Case already

48:27

taken the white away. Well, Case had

48:29

to do something, I suppose. You must

48:31

be really torting which one you like

48:33

better, the white or the case, because

48:36

Case is tied to your favorite brand.

48:38

But you're tied to the- Case is

48:40

untied to- Case brought nothing to the

48:42

table. We can all agree on that.

48:44

Case brought nothing to the table. They

48:46

brought crab steer. I mean, come on,

48:48

who does not want? Who does not

48:51

want? Who does not want? Who does

48:53

not want crab steer? Those crazy Germans

48:55

are doing it again. Yeah. I want

48:57

to do that. I should ask my

48:59

local John Deere dealer about a 9X

49:01

quad track. I'm like, is that crab

49:04

steer? Yes. Can I get one of

49:06

those in crab? You could probably get

49:08

crabs in a crab steer, but you

49:10

probably can't get a crab steer. Yeah.

49:12

Well, I mean, it's a perfect thing

49:14

for Clas to do. I mean, because

49:16

the Germans are... A few is fine.

49:19

Germans love to over-engineer and not everything.

49:21

When they say German engineering, I just

49:23

think over-complicated, probably hard to work on,

49:25

probably a lot of bullshit. Yeah. Let's

49:27

talk about the German diesel tractor. To

49:29

me, them don't, from what, and I

49:32

don't know much about them, they don't

49:34

look like they really impressed me much.

49:36

Looks like a bunch of shit on

49:38

them. Oh, I mean, I mean, I

49:40

mean, I mean, I mean, it just

49:42

looks like, it just looks complicated, it

49:44

just looks complicated, it just looks complicated.

49:47

That comes down to they couldn't get

49:49

enough made in the United States because

49:51

they were fighting with the UAW So

49:53

they had to buy them from Germany.

49:55

Yeah, I mean, but it's not a

49:57

superior motor the IH motor is it?

50:00

No, no in no way shape or

50:02

form. No, absolutely not. Yeah, expensive to

50:04

fix. Not that the, you know, the

50:06

407 is cheap to fix, but. But

50:08

it was then. Yeah, comparatively, yeah.

50:10

I think, you know. Who had

50:13

metric tools back then? That's

50:15

why I asked my dad one time, like,

50:17

how'd you guys work on these back in

50:19

the day? What do you mean? I'm like,

50:21

you know, any metric tools back then?

50:24

Well, they come with a toolkit, I'm

50:26

like, yeah. Chrome Vandonium wrenches.

50:28

Yeah, like you're not torquing rod

50:30

bolts and head bolts with. To

50:32

do it best, truck rolls and

50:35

for some wretch. In the leather

50:37

pack that's in the toolbox, you're

50:39

not doing much with that. Yeah.

50:41

We're into working on much. Well, I

50:43

suppose not. But yeah, they were nowhere

50:45

close to the American version. Yeah,

50:47

I could see that. How big

50:50

did that German diesel motor go?

50:52

Like 756? 310? Yeah, 826. Yeah,

50:54

826. Yeah, 886. Well, 886. Would

50:57

have been the last ones. Oh,

50:59

38. 38. Yeah. Yep. No shit.

51:01

They might have German

51:04

diesel. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep.

51:06

Yeah. Back then, German was

51:08

a bad word at some

51:10

point, honey. So we had

51:12

to calm something else. Yes.

51:14

Yeah. I could see that.

51:17

I mean, we all remember our

51:19

World War II grandfathers in their

51:21

view on. My grandpa was Japanese.

51:23

That was his nemesis because he

51:26

was in the Pacific. Yeah. And

51:28

I can't say that I blame the

51:30

guy. I mean, you know, here's

51:32

the funny part and I've asked

51:34

this question a lot of times

51:36

amongst strategy pollers. So

51:39

in the grand scheme of modified

51:41

tractor pulling world, you've

51:43

got Allison's. Pretty bad-ass.

51:45

I love Alsons. They were really awesome,

51:48

you know, pre-bike, really big hemmy

51:50

shit, and really bad-ass superchargers, etc.

51:52

Like, Alsons were cool, and you

51:54

could buy them for nothing. Back

51:56

in the day, in the 80s,

51:58

trash your porn? You

52:01

could buy an Allison for like 700

52:03

bucks in the crate from this

52:05

warehouse in Texas. You bring it

52:07

home, you put hot diesel fuel through

52:09

it to blow the cosmoline

52:11

out of it, fire it up, go to the

52:13

pool. You heard about any, for as

52:16

good as the Germans supposedly were,

52:18

name me a bad-ass German engine

52:20

from that time frame. Apparently

52:22

they didn't have any. Well didn't

52:24

they use like the Merlin? Which

52:26

was the murder was British. Yeah, and

52:29

did the Germans use that in there?

52:31

I don't think so that so that

52:33

they copied the the Allison but made

52:35

it a little bit better in a

52:37

couple of things Because the one

52:39

plane wouldn't fly with an Allison they

52:42

put the Merlin in and then it

52:44

would But that was all on the

52:46

American slash British side. That wasn't in

52:48

on the German side. I don't know

52:50

what they used for those engines. I

52:52

suppose when you lose the war all

52:54

your shit gets blown up and they

52:56

didn't have anything left at the end

52:58

anyway, right? Because they'd moved to the

53:00

jet and they couldn't launch them and

53:02

all that shit. So maybe they had

53:05

a couple cool cool German tank engine

53:07

or a cool German airplane engine

53:09

like all that shit was just I guess

53:11

gone and maybe wasn't that good to

53:13

begin with. I would guess, I think it's

53:15

the same company, I mean it was

53:17

GM owned ish. Yeah. The whole time,

53:19

right? I think, I think so. I

53:22

think so. If you want to read

53:24

a really cool book on that V

53:26

for victory, VE for victory is the

53:28

entire history of the Allison aircraft engine

53:30

and it is bad ass and they

53:32

had some really cool shit coming on

53:35

and then the jet engine was out

53:37

at the end of World War II

53:39

and like well I guess we're fucked.

53:41

And that's probably when they got into

53:43

transmissions. Like well a shitty Chevy diesel

53:46

engine won't tear up a transmission

53:48

so we can build something for

53:50

that. But they had some really

53:52

cool next level shit. Their taunches

53:55

were great like they had some

53:57

really good engine stuff back in the

53:59

day. which was not characteristic to GM

54:02

so that must have been a

54:04

different division but so looking back

54:06

now have they chewed through all

54:08

these Allison Indians like where they're

54:10

they're really hard to find these

54:12

days yeah I mean we're only

54:14

30 miles from a bunch of

54:16

them yeah probably the largest stockpile

54:18

in America truthfully yeah or one

54:20

of yeah but yeah they're super

54:22

hard to get but to your

54:24

point too I mean the Germans

54:26

are in love with Alice and

54:28

Boy tract tract tractors Because they

54:30

had access to more of those,

54:32

they needed German shoes or blew

54:34

all that up, I suppose. Yeah.

54:36

I don't think anything got bad

54:38

ass at the end. No. But

54:40

whatever. So you know, talking about

54:43

all this German stuff, I didn't

54:45

know till like six months ago

54:47

a guy was telling me about

54:49

his cleaner combine with the Deutsch

54:51

motor in it, I guess. And

54:53

so each cylinder has its own

54:55

head, is that right? Yeah. That's

54:57

the craziest thing, like. How does

54:59

that work? Like, I'm not familiar

55:01

with that. Well, individual head gaskets.

55:03

So that's what I'm saying. So

55:05

like on TikTok, you're like, well,

55:07

I blew six head gaskets to

55:09

that me. There's some beauty and

55:11

some ultimate failure in it. Like,

55:13

okay, so you tear your head

55:15

up, you want to have to

55:17

replace the one or, you know,

55:19

two valves, whatever. The problem with,

55:22

like, like, on the case side,

55:24

is it. So they had three

55:26

heads on a six cylinder. two

55:28

cylinders a piece but they can

55:30

never hold anything because everything moves

55:32

and warps and just didn't work

55:34

out very well. Yeah, your block,

55:36

I mean, in theory, if you

55:38

have one cylinder head, you know,

55:40

your block makes is stronger because

55:42

you're basically, you know, binding it

55:44

all together with the cylinder head.

55:46

Right. Where the only thing holding

55:48

your six or eight heads, depending

55:50

on your doids, would be your

55:52

manifold. Fucking pricey to work on,

55:54

the Deutsch motors or not? Deutsch

55:56

is for pricey I assume because

55:58

they were German. Yeah,

56:01

no, no, they don't even do

56:03

an air-cooled engine anymore. I

56:05

think they're... Because the newer

56:07

Deutzes, like Renner Cell, they're

56:09

liquid-cooled. Yeah. I think they're... They

56:11

might even be a man. The

56:14

newer Doris, Deutzes are pretty good.

56:16

That's what I was going to

56:18

say, like, Finn, them are a

56:20

man. Yeah. Man stuff's pretty good.

56:22

Yeah. Yeah, is that a

56:25

cis man or is it just

56:27

a yeah, I used to trans

56:29

ginger I don't know It's a

56:32

Caitlin or a Bruce. I don't

56:34

know It's a man. Yeah, we

56:36

actually we have to lobby to

56:38

get that chain We can't call

56:41

it a man's man baby. Yeah

56:43

Yeah, I don't know the I

56:45

know the Deuts is back in

56:47

the day, so I was around

56:49

D10006 DX 120 DX 160

56:52

They didn't like either.

56:54

I mean, they might like

56:57

it once, but then they

56:59

become like a, you know.

57:01

So what what does

57:03

Deutsch translate to? Or

57:06

is that just like

57:08

John Deutsch? I mean,

57:10

what's that? I assume

57:12

so. Yeah. Yeah. H.D. Clocker.

57:14

Clocker, Humboldt, Doit. Actually, what we're setting here, the

57:17

first period of time you looked at, flipped through

57:19

that, there's a graph in the middle of that

57:21

with tractor horse powers. Yeah. And there was like

57:23

two or three tractors that I'd never heard of.

57:25

Did you see that at the very top? So I

57:27

didn't even check and see if the Menards.

57:29

Come on, Ryan. The Menards tractor was in

57:31

here. Yeah. I think it was a color

57:33

page about the middle of the middle of

57:36

the magazine, but it, but it was showing

57:38

horsepower, I think, I think red. as an

57:40

international had more horsepower in the 4 386

57:42

than the 8630 deers and whatever they did.

57:44

We think about that shit. John they

57:47

didn't build a diesel engine. Well, I

57:49

don't know. I don't know if they

57:51

have yet, but they damn sure didn't

57:54

back then. Yeah. It was just a

57:56

gas motor converted diesel. It was

57:58

the 57 Chevy of the. of

58:00

the egg world. And it worked?

58:02

Didn't work very good. Yes.

58:04

You were coming off a

58:07

two-cylinder. That's like saying this

58:09

chick is really hot when you

58:11

went out with a 600 pound

58:13

fatties the night before. We were

58:16

talking at the show your state,

58:18

the old pony motors. Oh yeah.

58:20

Gonna run four years! As compared

58:22

to the started on gas, switch

58:25

it over in a diesel and

58:27

crack your cylinder ad. Still better

58:29

than a two-layer. I don't know,

58:32

the set fuel economy records stood for

58:34

four years. It was using the

58:36

piece of shit. They were super fuel efficient

58:38

if you can't use it. Oh no. I'll

58:40

take an aim every day of the week

58:43

and twice on Sunday. Two cylinders were out.

58:45

You know why there's so many more John

58:47

DeRantiques than any other brand? Because they made

58:49

him for 30 years, fucking longer than anybody

58:52

else. Until they hired

58:54

a guy from Ford to redesign their

58:56

shit, they'd still be running too large

58:58

a bit. They didn't use any John

59:01

Deere engineers to do the new generation

59:03

plus. Yeah, no, they didn't. That was

59:05

all fresh fucking blood, bud. No, the

59:08

main guy on that was from Ford.

59:10

You can bullshit me any way you

59:12

want. That guy was from Ford. Harold

59:15

Brock worked down the power shift. Yeah.

59:17

Deer didn't redesign the engine. And when

59:19

they did, it was a gas motor

59:21

on fucking diesel. They weren't worth a

59:24

piddler's fuck. We all know it. You,

59:26

me and the American public, know it.

59:28

They suck ass. You ever heard anybody

59:30

having an injector seized in a John

59:32

Deere? No, because the fuckers come fucking

59:35

loose and fucking... Oh, it's 45 fucking

59:37

hours later, we can get the injector

59:39

boots changed on this pile of shit.

59:41

Yeah. Meanwhile in a four-hour series, oh,

59:43

a piece of hose, we're done. Yeah.

59:45

And you have to have a separate injector

59:48

cut. How many, you know, how many, how

59:50

many, how many, when you, drain the coolant,

59:52

when you can't drop the, not if somebody

59:54

with a brain put fucking anise, he's all

59:57

like they're supposed to. It's not a hard,

59:59

hard solution. It's not difficult. It just

1:00:01

seems like to me like just

1:00:03

one cop. Oh, I gotta have

1:00:06

a tool to line these up

1:00:08

because otherwise it's just freaking random.

1:00:10

Oh, but nobody owns the tools.

1:00:12

We're just eyeballing the shit out

1:00:14

of it. Oh, shit, it didn't

1:00:16

tighten up the right spot. Crack

1:00:19

it loose. Didn't a little bit.

1:00:21

Tighten it up. All fucking day.

1:00:23

Put six injectors in and still

1:00:25

end up with them and spark

1:00:27

plug holes. Still fucking leaking, because

1:00:30

they ain't worth a shit. So

1:00:32

you're telling me you would like

1:00:34

a John Deere motor in a

1:00:36

Peter belt semi? No, no I

1:00:38

would not. I'll take a Peter

1:00:40

belt long before I'll take a

1:00:43

John Deere. I'll push a Peter

1:00:45

belt before I'll drive a John

1:00:47

Deere. Like I said before Tony,

1:00:49

I'd rather have a sister work

1:00:51

in a street corner as a

1:00:53

brother working in a John Deere.

1:00:56

There is no redeeming qualities to

1:00:58

those early engines. Those were piles

1:01:00

of piles of shit. You just

1:01:02

can't get through to these agco

1:01:04

guys. Yeah. We know our engine

1:01:07

sucks. We're going to leave holes

1:01:09

in the side of us so

1:01:11

the aniferees can just run on

1:01:13

the ground. Great plan. Great plan.

1:01:15

Oh, here's your 8630. The transmission

1:01:17

sucks. The engine sucks. We true

1:01:20

stupid to mount them. The son

1:01:22

of a bitch. So if you

1:01:24

cross the fucking ditch, it spends

1:01:26

a main bearing. But it does

1:01:28

have a PTO. So you can

1:01:30

run an augur with your 8630.

1:01:33

But that's the extent of what

1:01:35

you can do with it. Yeah.

1:01:37

Real good. Awesome. Tell me more.

1:01:39

Yeah, so what's the top tractor

1:01:41

on that? There's the 5-7 Chevy

1:01:44

of the diesel world. Satoa? Satow?

1:01:46

Maybe that's the Menard special. Could

1:01:48

be the long. I've heard of

1:01:50

those. Yep. Then it goes to

1:01:52

Doitz. Alice Chalmers. John Deere. White.

1:01:54

Massey Ferguson. Alice Chalmers. John Deere.

1:01:57

White. Cabuda. I H Ford Stager

1:01:59

Vristile Case Sattra

1:02:01

Belarus, British Leland.

1:02:03

Was there many British

1:02:05

Leland's around here? No. Never

1:02:08

heard of it. Okay. So our IH dealer

1:02:10

sold them. Really? Mm -hmm. Never heard of it.

1:02:12

I mean, I probably heard of it once,

1:02:14

but there was none around here that I

1:02:16

know of. Yeah. There were British

1:02:18

Leland's around. I'm surprised there aren't any

1:02:20

Sommys. Were there Sommys

1:02:22

tractors around here? It looked like

1:02:24

same. Like the name is same. They're

1:02:26

those orange. No. I think they were

1:02:28

Italian. We're pulling tits around here. We

1:02:30

didn't need that shit. I

1:02:33

don't know where the Sommys dealer

1:02:35

was, but I can remember seeing them

1:02:37

for sale. Never heard of them.

1:02:40

British Leland was... Probably exclusively Wisconsin. If

1:02:42

you probably got your tickets to

1:02:44

the Green Bay Packers, probably get a

1:02:46

free Sommys. Yeah. I think they

1:02:48

were Italian. I think so. Let's

1:02:51

see. But what is it? Sommys

1:02:54

tractors. I know you

1:02:56

flipped your magazine. Sometimes you see like

1:02:58

a Fantini, you know, this weird

1:03:00

shit. Like Lamborghini's actually a big tractor

1:03:02

in Europe. I mean, it was

1:03:04

or... Isn't that how Lamborghini got started?

1:03:06

So they were a tractor company

1:03:08

and didn't Enzo Ferrari

1:03:10

pop off to... Yeah. Yeah. Pop

1:03:12

off to the Lamborghini guy about

1:03:14

cars or something. And that's how

1:03:17

Lamborghini got in cars, right? I

1:03:19

think it was something like he

1:03:21

said, hey, I can design a

1:03:23

better transmission for you or something. But

1:03:25

then for Enzo Ferrari and Enzo was

1:03:27

like, no, you stick to building tractors

1:03:29

or something like that. And Lamborghini was

1:03:31

like, screw it. I'll build

1:03:33

a car then. Yeah. You know, I'll

1:03:35

be damned. And then, you know, and

1:03:37

then we got all the 80s bad

1:03:40

guys running drugs that today are, you

1:03:42

know... So the funny part about that

1:03:44

is one of my friends from

1:03:46

Germany back in the day always told

1:03:48

me that Ferraris were weekend cars.

1:03:50

I'm like, what do you mean is

1:03:52

it called? Well, you drive it

1:03:54

on the weekend because you're going to

1:03:56

work on the rest of the

1:03:58

week so you can drive it again

1:04:00

on the next weekend. He's like,

1:04:02

you can't drive them to work. He's

1:04:04

like, you'll be late by Tuesday.

1:04:06

He's like, I'll never make it the

1:04:08

third day. I don't know if that's true or not. I've

1:04:10

never owned a Ferrari. I don't have any intentions on one. You know,

1:04:12

my experience with Ferraris in the 80s was Ferris Bueller's buddy kicked one

1:04:14

out the window. Exactly. You know, you're not wrong. So Lamborghini had

1:04:16

cool doors. They did. Sammi was Italian,

1:04:19

but it looks like Sami's

1:04:21

parent company is the SDF group,

1:04:23

which also makes Deutsch far

1:04:25

Lamberi and other brands. I

1:04:28

guess Lamborghini still makes cars go there.

1:04:30

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I assume so,

1:04:32

yeah. Yep. There's not a dealer close

1:04:35

here, I don't know. Yeah, exactly.

1:04:37

And you got no dealer sport

1:04:39

or I'd have one. Yeah, absolutely.

1:04:41

Yeah, I took a kunta. Lambo

1:04:43

doors. Lambo doors, it's still a

1:04:46

package that you can like aftermarket

1:04:48

buy for a lot of vehicles

1:04:50

now, because Lambo doors are cool.

1:04:52

Yep. Yeah. I don't think John Deere...

1:04:55

Copy that on the sound, hard

1:04:57

I don't know. That would have been

1:04:59

a better design than what they used.

1:05:01

Literally they took the heater

1:05:03

houseer and said, well, what if we

1:05:05

make this swing? We'll put a roof

1:05:08

over it, make it swing, hell, it's

1:05:10

good to go. Yeah, vision guard. Vision

1:05:12

guard. Well, if only we want to

1:05:15

put the park lever on the left

1:05:17

hand side from the entryway, it

1:05:19

wouldn't have been a better spot.

1:05:21

Nick would be comfortable with that.

1:05:24

You're going to be hard pressed

1:05:26

to convince me the sound guards

1:05:28

were the blue love and fuck.

1:05:30

Like, we'll give them credit for

1:05:32

us integrated into the tractor. It wasn't like

1:05:35

an afterthought like a year round or so

1:05:37

on so forth. But like literally, they never

1:05:39

made a cab tractor to them. And then

1:05:41

you're telling me this design is so great

1:05:43

that nobody ever copies it. And the company

1:05:46

itself says, oh, you got to have a

1:05:48

round cab, round cab, grab, cab, cab. Oh,

1:05:50

by the way, we're shit can in the

1:05:52

round cab. And now we have the 8,000

1:05:55

series with a square cab like everybody else

1:05:57

has been using since the two decades before

1:05:59

that. to go. With this post in your metal, the air cleaner

1:06:01

over here, the exhaust over there, there's not enough room in there for a

1:06:03

cup holder. You know why? Because there's no fucking room in it. You can't

1:06:05

see anything to the right side. You're going to have two right arms. You're

1:06:08

going to have four hands to start the piece of shit. There's no redeeming

1:06:10

qualities. There's no redeeming qualities. There's no sound guard cab. You'll never get anything

1:06:12

to see any different any different. I just any other night. I was going

1:06:14

to do the night. I was going. I was going. I got here. I

1:06:16

got here before he got here before he got here. I got here. I

1:06:18

got here. I got here. I got here before he got here. I got

1:06:20

here. I got here. I got here. I got here. I got here. I

1:06:23

got here. I got here. I got here. I got here. I got here.

1:06:25

I got here. I got here. I got here. I got I go to

1:06:27

get into that son of a bitch and I'm not knocking your tractor. I

1:06:29

know you love it. It is as nice a 45-55 as you will find.

1:06:31

If you're in it, if you're in a queer shit, that's as nice as

1:06:33

you'll get. I get stuck getting into it because I'm a bigger guy. Can't

1:06:35

get you, the fact that guys use this for chore tractors, I don't know

1:06:38

how. Because I'm assuming they were larger guys and cover rolls and shit, I

1:06:40

get stuck getting in the son of a bitch, I go get out of

1:06:42

it, there's 45 fucking steps, get into the hookie-pokey to get out of the,

1:06:44

get into the hookie-pokey to get out of the, get out of the hookie-poke

1:06:46

to get out of the, get out of the hookie-pokeie to get out of

1:06:48

the get out of the get out of the get out of the, get

1:06:50

out of the, get out of the, get out of the, get out of

1:06:53

the, get out of the, get out of the, get out of the, get

1:06:55

out of the, get out of the, get out of the, get out of

1:06:57

the, get out of the, get out of the, get out of the, get

1:06:59

out of the, get out of the, get out of the, get out of

1:07:01

the, get goes to get in the car and it starts to click the

1:07:03

seat ahead and slowly tries to kill him. I think your tractor was just

1:07:05

trying to do that. I didn't start because I was afraid to see when

1:07:08

all of my people go up like John Harris do where they show the

1:07:10

seat through the fucking ceiling and break your neck. Oh yeah that one does.

1:07:12

I'm like I can't start this thing I'm already damned you're dead. Yeah, I

1:07:14

think the tractor was just trying to get you out I'm sure it probably

1:07:16

was I'm sure it took her was eyeballing the shit out of me It's

1:07:18

like you shouldn't be doing this dude. Yeah, he wasn't wrong. I shouldn't have

1:07:20

been doing it. That's why I got out peacefully as best I could I

1:07:23

just set a chair next to it I'm like I'm gonna wait for somebody

1:07:25

to call 911. I'm gonna die in this thing Yeah, well he wasn't used

1:07:27

to no pictures being on the walls going down the walls going down the

1:07:29

walls going down the walls going down the walls going down the walls going

1:07:31

down the walls going down the walls going down the walls going down the

1:07:33

hallway, You gotta do the hokey-pokey on the step, you know, I bet you

1:07:35

there's 45 fucking steps that are an inch and a half wide. I can't

1:07:38

get past it, can't do it. And you don't know

1:07:40

when you get in that the sun

1:07:42

bitch ain't gonna start anyway because it's

1:07:44

winter It was set to the shed

1:07:46

in a heated shed so it might

1:07:48

start but for damn sure if I

1:07:51

pull it out It's not going to

1:07:53

I can't think of anybody that's ever

1:07:55

said iH put good steps on any

1:07:57

of their cab They just robbed off

1:07:59

the cab over semi -division The 1466

1:08:01

cab were great now they screwed them

1:08:03

up when they went to the 86

1:08:06

but a 1466 step on a cab

1:08:08

tractors blind They're like we got some

1:08:10

square stock We're just gonna bend it

1:08:12

and bolt the next one to it

1:08:14

under here on the non -cab model with

1:08:16

what the 66 series is the ultimate

1:08:18

Open station tractor by far But the

1:08:21

main thing you gotta have on those

1:08:23

is good tires because you're just jumping

1:08:25

down and you're gonna use the lugs

1:08:27

You're not gonna use the steps But

1:08:29

on those piles of shit because you're

1:08:31

gonna hop in realize you can't start

1:08:33

this Son a bitch and you ran

1:08:36

out of can to ether to jam

1:08:38

into the-now Tony's is new enough where

1:08:40

it's electric because you guys finally embraced

1:08:42

electric ether start, you know somewhere in

1:08:44

the mid 90s So you don't have

1:08:46

to do that But if the cans

1:08:48

empty now you get back out you

1:08:51

can get the battery charger all this

1:08:53

bullshit Shake the wheel you got a

1:08:55

shape literally you have to start a

1:08:57

John Deere You have to shake the

1:08:59

wheel turn the key pull the fuel

1:09:01

shut off And jam the ether came

1:09:03

into the dash. I don't know how

1:09:06

many hands you've got but I only

1:09:08

have two That's four functions that I

1:09:10

need to do I have two hands

1:09:12

You know what you should do Nick

1:09:14

is a fucking joke you need to

1:09:16

some sort of a Device will make

1:09:18

it that like maybe it goes on

1:09:21

your grinder something that claims This is

1:09:23

a John Deere wheel shaker reselling the

1:09:25

vvore shop. No I'm

1:09:28

missing out. I'm missing out. I should be

1:09:30

doing that Every time I get in an

1:09:32

old IH or an old John Deere. I

1:09:34

think the same thing. This is why my

1:09:36

dad's old lessons I realize they're not worldwide

1:09:38

popular or whatever. I don't to do any

1:09:40

of that shit I just turn the key

1:09:42

Fire it up the door's easy to get

1:09:44

into the steps make sense the shifters are

1:09:46

right there I want to crawl over them

1:09:48

The door opens the correct direction like it

1:09:50

seems like it all makes sense and when

1:09:52

I'm Really wanting to be cool. I open

1:09:54

the sunroof which none of you assholes had

1:09:56

yeah, and you can't put a price on

1:09:58

a sunroof Well then, now

1:10:01

your ETU that you put in

1:10:03

that 4555, is there a setting

1:10:05

in the 2600 or 2630 where

1:10:08

you can say start mode in

1:10:10

the ETU? No doubt, right? We

1:10:12

should sell that software. Yeah, that's

1:10:15

what John Dew is missing out.

1:10:17

Yeah. But I guess at the end

1:10:19

of day, if you had to

1:10:21

go between that and at 1086,

1:10:24

I'm taking the 40%. I'll take

1:10:26

the 1086. I'll take the 1086.

1:10:29

When I was a little kid I slipped a

1:10:31

lot of hours behind that seat. I don't know

1:10:33

how because I look at them now I'm like

1:10:35

how in the hell to ever fit there? We

1:10:37

should actually take some of this older farm equipment

1:10:40

you have these people Like when they were little

1:10:42

kids, they had these funny pictures out in the

1:10:44

yard, you know, one was tackling the other and

1:10:46

one was in a wheelbar or whatever. We should

1:10:48

take funny pictures of the bar. There's nothing. I'll

1:10:51

pretend to take a map. Set on somebody's lap.

1:10:53

I mean, just whatever. Well, you for God damn

1:10:55

sure want, there's only one way you can ride

1:10:57

two people in a 4430 and that's some

1:10:59

queer shit, because one guy's got to

1:11:01

settle the other guy's ass. That's the

1:11:04

only way. That's cock and balls to

1:11:06

lap is the only way that's working.

1:11:08

There's no way. If you're struggling to

1:11:11

get in that 4555 you are struggling

1:11:13

to get in and out of a

1:11:15

1086. No, absolutely not. You put the

1:11:18

chrome shifter leavers on it, they've

1:11:20

been back a little bit, you're good.

1:11:22

Put the K&M. door thing on where

1:11:24

it opens a little further you're good

1:11:26

to go. That's what I always figured

1:11:28

that cab made a lot more sense

1:11:30

after every time the first few times

1:11:32

you went to open it and then

1:11:34

the wind blew and it snacked you

1:11:36

in the back of the head you're

1:11:38

like after enough of that you start to

1:11:40

go this makes sense. I do like the tilt

1:11:42

steering in the day six oh wait yeah yeah

1:11:44

yeah I had tilt wheel I've never been in

1:11:47

one that did they really 50 series did

1:11:49

I I think 26. 86 years didn't. 50

1:11:51

series did. 50 series did. It was an

1:11:53

option. But yeah, you can get it. 1086

1:11:55

just had the old telescoping, which, you know,

1:11:57

it's kind of like the tilt steering on

1:11:59

the scene. 66 series look look I'm driving

1:12:01

a bus or I'm driving I'm I'm driving

1:12:03

a I never could Set right in an

1:12:05

86 here like it just always laid

1:12:07

out awkward like because you couldn't adjust

1:12:10

Right the steering wheel right you like

1:12:12

it was either the seat was too high

1:12:14

too low Having to reach well we didn't

1:12:16

automatically raise when you started

1:12:18

it just was where it was when

1:12:20

you got out of it the last

1:12:22

time. Yeah, haven't forbid that's where you

1:12:24

wanted it true story But I

1:12:26

mean it's it's handy. We're just so excited

1:12:29

that it started. You guys were just

1:12:31

so excited that it started that you

1:12:33

couldn't believe that anything else was going

1:12:35

to go forth from there. Like, well

1:12:37

it's below 70 degrees. This thing actually

1:12:39

started. Hooray! Hooray! Yeah. We can go

1:12:41

burn a shit load of fuel on.

1:12:43

Oh, problem. Somebody put diesel fuel in

1:12:45

the radiator because they're fucking right next

1:12:47

to each other and something dip shit.

1:12:50

Put the nozzle on the radiator. Well.

1:12:52

Bad deal. Bad deal. Could you imagine

1:12:54

trying to run a loader on a

1:12:56

1086? Oh, fuck. There's actually a

1:12:58

shift sitting several on the

1:13:01

hydraulics. You'd have to steer with

1:13:03

your knees. Yeah, or something. But

1:13:05

that's why you could extend the

1:13:07

steering wheel. Took like two

1:13:09

seconds to the steering wheel thing,

1:13:11

spin a little nut, pull it right

1:13:13

up. See, now if they would have

1:13:15

put like the race cart quick coupler

1:13:18

on that. It was a quick couple.

1:13:20

You spend the, like three times, and

1:13:22

the, like three. plenty of horsepower

1:13:24

as opposed to you guys with

1:13:26

a gas engine on diesel that

1:13:28

are still like well shit I

1:13:30

guess we're stuck at 150 horse

1:13:32

burning a shit load of fuel

1:13:34

but we're real cool because we're

1:13:37

drawn here guys what's the 86

1:13:39

series guys I would have known

1:13:41

what's been like fuck where did

1:13:43

I set the steering wheel now

1:13:45

does that have the comparisons of

1:13:47

like a 1086 should have been

1:13:49

the 50 series cab agree a

1:13:51

3688 cab is Perfectly fine.

1:13:54

That should have been the 1086

1:13:56

cab. I will not deny that.

1:13:58

Was it 1086 130? Yep, and

1:14:00

this is what the 4430 not the

1:14:02

40 in this yet. So 125.88 But

1:14:04

this one does have Nick's personal favorite

1:14:07

tractor in it. The 6030 is in

1:14:09

here. Oh shit. Oh shit. The tractor

1:14:11

was so popular that nobody ever bought

1:14:13

one or farmed with it. Oh, what

1:14:15

a 40.86. Somebody was complaining and the

1:14:18

guy was responding to a comment and

1:14:20

I know what the previous conversation was,

1:14:22

but it was about the front end

1:14:24

being heavy and the guy's like, well,

1:14:26

yeah. How are the engineers supposed to

1:14:28

know in the early 60s that they

1:14:31

need to be lighter for tractor pulling

1:14:33

them? News flash ass at. They were

1:14:35

too heavy to farm with in the

1:14:37

front. Like, had nothing to do with

1:14:39

tractor pulling it was the fact that

1:14:41

you, if it was soft at all,

1:14:44

they just fell in. Right. And with

1:14:46

your whopping 115 horse in a 50-10

1:14:48

hand, you couldn't get out of it.

1:14:50

Because three porn arms, the size of

1:14:52

a nickel deck. Like. I'm sure all

1:14:55

the engineers are designing tracting tract and

1:14:57

tractors solely on the purpose of tractor-

1:14:59

I think they just chiseled that tractor

1:15:01

on a solid cast iron. They just

1:15:03

got a block of it. All they

1:15:05

did was take a 40-10 and they're

1:15:08

like, yeah. Does anybody know how to

1:15:10

multiply? Yeah, yeah. Can you just multiply

1:15:12

that by 0.25? We'll take the same

1:15:14

engine that's gas on diesel. We'll make

1:15:16

it a little bit bigger. Make a

1:15:18

tractor a little bit bigger. It'll still

1:15:21

suck ass, but it'll be bigger. And

1:15:23

that's where they went. Nobody

1:15:25

farmed those pieces, shit, those rear ends

1:15:27

sucked, the transmission sucked, the engine sucked,

1:15:30

they were just bigger than everybody else,

1:15:32

but even then, still nobody wanted them.

1:15:34

Namey one guy you know that farmed

1:15:36

to the 50-10 and put 5,000 hours

1:15:38

on farming, nobody knows that guy because

1:15:40

that guy doesn't exist. Found a low-hour

1:15:42

60-30, I'm sure you did. When we

1:15:45

were farming or we were pulling in

1:15:47

the 90s. This story was the same.

1:15:49

Well, I bought this 50-10 out of

1:15:51

a fence row about this 50-10 out

1:15:53

of a scrapyard Nobody bought one off

1:15:55

a dealership lot because there was none

1:15:57

of them on a dealership lot because

1:15:59

everyone of them and it got mothballed.

1:16:02

They're only cool now because they weren't

1:16:04

worth a fuck then. And they come

1:16:06

out with what motor? 531. We haven't

1:16:08

talked about the... I mean it's a

1:16:10

pretty good thing that 619 was a

1:16:13

factor replacement engine. That never bothered

1:16:15

you did. Replacement though I think

1:16:17

is the key. Replacement, yep. Once

1:16:19

again. I've got no problem with

1:16:21

that. If that's the avenue we're

1:16:23

going down that's fine. But if

1:16:25

Junder could have mounted an engine

1:16:27

in a four-wheel drive, they'd have

1:16:29

ran out of those engines 30

1:16:32

years ago. But the only reason

1:16:34

there's a full supply of them

1:16:36

to this day is the fact

1:16:38

that the four-world drive every time

1:16:40

you cross the ditch spun a

1:16:42

main bearing. And then we have

1:16:44

to replace with this magical 50 shares.

1:16:46

It has two oil filters. No, it's

1:16:48

kind of funny though in this chart.

1:16:50

If you look, 4186. IH was

1:16:53

a pioneer in grab-steered technology. They

1:16:55

didn't keep it very long though.

1:16:57

They didn't keep it very long.

1:16:59

They were a pioneer in it.

1:17:02

Yeah. Yeah. Which, so the four-wheel drive

1:17:04

John Deers. Sucked ass.

1:17:06

They bought the first one from Wagner,

1:17:09

then they did their own version, which

1:17:11

was an epic failure. The fact they

1:17:13

bought every one of them back, except

1:17:15

for one, because that guy's like, well,

1:17:18

I'll have the only one, so I

1:17:20

won't take it back. And then finally

1:17:22

John Kinz bought me like, well, I'll

1:17:24

help you and fuck this deal. We

1:17:27

should put a Kinsey route. Yeah. How

1:17:29

many of those you see running around

1:17:31

today? Pound your chest on that. What

1:17:33

a pile of shit. Yeah, got beat

1:17:36

up by a 9-0-0-0. Yeah, by

1:17:38

a large margin. I

1:17:40

actually don't even like

1:17:43

the looks of an

1:17:45

88-50. Because they suck.

1:17:47

They're just kind of

1:17:50

awkward. Kind of awkward.

1:17:52

If you got off the

1:17:54

dealership's lot, made it all

1:17:57

the way home, you were a

1:17:59

lucky guy. because they sucked.

1:18:01

There's no defense. There's no

1:18:03

defense for those. There's no

1:18:05

defense for those. Had enough

1:18:07

for John Kensenball, 8850's been

1:18:09

unheard of to this day.

1:18:12

Yeah. They would have made

1:18:14

them for one year. Everybody

1:18:16

like, you hear about this

1:18:18

shit they used to do, but I

1:18:20

haven't heard of it. That'd been the

1:18:23

end of it. Yeah. Thank you John

1:18:25

Kensenball for saving me,

1:18:27

the saving me. Like a stagger

1:18:29

Yeah, if you're buying a four-world drive

1:18:31

in those days, and it wasn't

1:18:34

lime green you weren't getting

1:18:36

much Fart no four-world drives have

1:18:38

only been built in one place

1:18:40

in the world to this day.

1:18:42

That's Fargo North Dakota So they

1:18:45

actually had a lot of

1:18:47

problems with that 466 with putting

1:18:49

the 466 in there wasn't nearly

1:18:51

as The early 4366 is that one? He's

1:18:53

trying to change the top. No, no,

1:18:55

no, no. No, no, no. So yeah,

1:18:58

should have had the stagger with the

1:19:00

Cummins instead of the 4366. No, they

1:19:02

shouldn't have, but they should have

1:19:04

done how this should have went.

1:19:06

You want my opinion on how

1:19:08

that should have went? I'm gonna

1:19:10

give it to you and we didn't

1:19:13

ask for it, but fuck you, I

1:19:15

don't have went with it. My I-H

1:19:17

and stagger stagger was. I should have

1:19:19

went to Stagger and said, hey, you're

1:19:21

going to build our four-world

1:19:23

drives. You've got the best

1:19:26

chassis by far. You've got the

1:19:28

best axle combination. We're not going

1:19:30

to shove two 1066 axles in

1:19:32

this shit. You're going to put

1:19:34

your axles in it. We're going to

1:19:36

put our engine in it. You're going

1:19:39

to put our gauge package in

1:19:41

it. You're going to paint them

1:19:43

red. And you're done buying thirty

1:19:45

two two-two. You're going to buy

1:19:48

466 is from us for your

1:19:50

small four-wheel drives. The big

1:19:52

shit's going to have $85 coming

1:19:54

in it. You're going to paint

1:19:56

it red for us. Our gauge package,

1:19:59

your axils. Your frame done.

1:20:01

The world's a much better place

1:20:03

if that happens. All those cat

1:20:05

ones minus the 3406 weren't worth

1:20:07

having. No. All the Cummins ones

1:20:09

minus, the 855 weren't worth having.

1:20:11

No, the triple neck. Staggers gauges

1:20:13

sucked. We blend the two. I

1:20:16

just rearing sucked in those deals.

1:20:18

Even if they would take the

1:20:20

same power. They'd take up four

1:20:22

times as much space as the

1:20:24

rabbit. Just put the rabbit axel

1:20:26

on it. Be done. The world's

1:20:29

a better place. You sell yours

1:20:31

in green, we'll sell ours in

1:20:33

red. Try to make your dealers,

1:20:35

our dealers, try to make every

1:20:37

Stagger dealer, and IH dealer, vice

1:20:39

versa, whatever. Katie borrowed the door,

1:20:41

we're both good to go. Both

1:20:44

companies are still in business, they're

1:20:46

still doing fine. Yeah. I do

1:20:48

feel like Stiger's hands were tied

1:20:50

a little bit though, when your

1:20:52

entire tractor lineup is named after

1:20:54

felines. Yes. You have to put

1:20:56

a cat motor. Well, if it

1:20:59

ain't a cat, it's a dog.

1:21:01

You'll never hear me knock a

1:21:03

3406. Brian, I've had this debate

1:21:05

in this argument numerous times. I

1:21:07

love 3406 cats. I do. Everything

1:21:09

else they've got, kind of sucks

1:21:12

ass. Yeah. Which actually, in the,

1:21:14

in the feed line, when they

1:21:16

have a panther. You gotta know

1:21:18

your cats, Tony. You gotta know

1:21:20

your cats, Tony. You gotta know

1:21:22

your cats, Tony. You gotta know

1:21:24

your cats. You've got the lion?

1:21:27

Lion 1,000. Lion was the big

1:21:29

one? Uh, no. Yeah, I wonder

1:21:31

why they skip? Tiger was the

1:21:33

biggest one. Tiger. Why they skip

1:21:35

cheetah? I mean, it's like a

1:21:37

popular cat and they skipped it.

1:21:40

I don't know. That's an interesting

1:21:42

question. How big of Johnny Cockstead

1:21:44

would you be walking in the

1:21:46

coffee shop saying, I just bought

1:21:48

a tiger tiger? Yep. Was that

1:21:50

like a cat? So you could

1:21:52

get a 3408. Like three of

1:21:55

them. But that wasn't the complete

1:21:57

big dog. Wasn't there a Katie?

1:21:59

That was the KTA 1150 was

1:22:01

in a tiger. Well, or you could

1:22:03

get a 3408. It was optional.

1:22:05

Yeah, but they only sold like

1:22:07

three of those. If I ever.

1:22:09

Maybe six. There was a few,

1:22:12

but. Very few. It's almost constant.

1:22:14

You guys are busy pulling tits

1:22:16

and spreading shade. You didn't need

1:22:18

that kind of horsepower. You guys

1:22:20

were running around on your 5010.

1:22:22

You know, once summer came around, you

1:22:24

could start them. But they didn't

1:22:26

sell very many. The KTA's versus

1:22:29

the 34. But yes, well, and they

1:22:31

made the KTA longer and then

1:22:33

the 3408 didn't start out as

1:22:35

an option You Peter wrote guys

1:22:37

had sucked up all the 348s

1:22:39

Yes, there was none to be

1:22:41

had for for the long for

1:22:43

they were too busy doing dropping

1:22:45

hooks with that Yeah, dropping hooks

1:22:47

with tall shifters seats low long

1:22:49

hoods But then yes, you're right the

1:22:51

the next series was the KB 525.

1:22:53

Yeah, so that was the they kicked up

1:22:55

the horsepower horsepower instead

1:22:58

of Because I think the original ones

1:23:00

were rated at 450 Horse. Yeah. The

1:23:02

9190 was 525. Yes. If I ever

1:23:04

win the Powerball, which I don't play,

1:23:06

I will have a new case I

1:23:09

H Quadrack painted in Stiger. Absolutely. Just

1:23:11

because I think they're cool. You

1:23:13

even have a new set to

1:23:15

set in the roof? I do

1:23:17

think they're cool. So has anybody

1:23:19

ever asked Uppy if he's seen a

1:23:22

9190? Because I heard most of them

1:23:24

went to. I thought he had

1:23:26

a video. I think so.

1:23:28

I think we had that

1:23:31

conversation one time. Yeah, I thought

1:23:33

you put one on a

1:23:35

video. Yeah. Up you see

1:23:37

it. I mean, it's probably

1:23:40

metric. What's 525 and metric?

1:23:42

Yeah. Up. If you're listing,

1:23:45

the metric system sucks.

1:23:47

Yeah. Love you, but I don't

1:23:49

agree. Can't say that he's

1:23:52

wrong. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't make

1:23:54

sense. When's the last time

1:23:56

he sold milk by the leader?

1:23:58

Or had a leader, COLA. Why

1:24:00

you're milking, but yeah, yeah, yep.

1:24:02

Well, should we wrap this one up

1:24:05

and do another, like, should we

1:24:07

do a part too, like, like,

1:24:09

we should start a really good

1:24:11

conversation right now and we'll get

1:24:14

like four paragraphs into it back

1:24:16

up until next time. But

1:24:18

wait, there's more. Yeah, be the

1:24:20

cliffhanger. Hey, sneak peek. Sound guards

1:24:23

are gonna suck in the next

1:24:25

podcast just as much as they

1:24:27

suck now. We're really going

1:24:29

to go after Ag Code again.

1:24:31

Yeah. You're not going to bother

1:24:34

me with that. I think we're

1:24:36

going to have to. Yeah. Yeah.

1:24:38

I can't really knock his

1:24:40

things. I don't know enough

1:24:42

about him. So I mean,

1:24:44

Nick's defending IH, but we

1:24:46

determined tonight that he's die-hearted

1:24:48

Ag Code. It's a family

1:24:50

tradition. No, I'm pretty die-heard

1:24:52

red, but... Yeah, I mean,

1:24:54

he was that good either.

1:24:56

I'm pretty darned red. All

1:24:59

right. Look what that got

1:25:01

him. Did you get any

1:25:03

traits of Brooks or whichever

1:25:05

one ran in the ground?

1:25:07

Bower? Brooks unfortunately turned it

1:25:09

over to some of Ryan's

1:25:11

relation from Wisconsin. That's where

1:25:13

it went south. Was Fowler

1:25:16

your uncle? No. No. No,

1:25:18

it's not. Okay. He went

1:25:20

from Brooks to the other.

1:25:22

Archie McCardle. Archie. There you know.

1:25:25

With a name like Archie, he's

1:25:27

bound to be in charge of

1:25:29

some football. That's like a cartoon.

1:25:31

Ag equipment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All

1:25:33

right. We're going to shut this

1:25:35

one down. We're going to turn

1:25:37

right around and do another one.

1:25:39

Yeah, absolutely. But these might come

1:25:41

out to the public like six

1:25:43

months apart. I don't know. Who

1:25:45

knows? Who knows? Who knows? The

1:25:48

biannual podcast. This one might be

1:25:50

the Robittier one. We'll have another

1:25:52

drink. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to get

1:25:54

worse. Yeah.