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Realm presents The Witch Who Came

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In From the Cold, Season 1,

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Episode 27. Tanya

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found the fallen bottle in the

1:36

reddish shadows of the hotel's sub -basement,

1:38

and followed rough, muddy footprints through

1:40

a maze of pipes. She

1:43

almost ran past the alcove where the

1:45

golem stood, back toward her, strangling

1:48

Pritchard. The American

1:50

pried at the clay hand's grip, kicked

1:53

non -existent genitals at the clay

1:55

leg's fork, and generally seemed about

1:57

to die. His face looked

1:59

wrong, blurred like smudged

2:02

film and stretched toward the

2:04

golem's mouth. She threw

2:06

the bottle at the golem, and the

2:08

glass shattered on its head. The

2:10

golem turned. Tanya

2:12

ducked an arc of clay. A

2:15

fist clanged off a pipe

2:17

and superheated steam hissed into the

2:19

narrow hall, darkening and softening

2:21

the golem's skin. The

2:23

thing lurched toward her, flailing,

2:25

blind. In the dark,

2:27

its face looked just like

2:30

Gabe's. The American

2:32

lay groaning on the floor. Pritchard,

2:35

she cried. The

2:37

scroll. The golem

2:39

lunged for her again, and

2:41

again she dodged. One clay arm

2:43

tangled in pipes, and she

2:45

struck its elbow to no avail.

2:48

The golem glared at her with

2:50

Pritchard's face and tore its hand

2:52

free, breaking more steam pipes. Some

2:55

people would miss their hot showers

2:57

the next morning. The thought

2:59

was absurd, but she didn't

3:01

laugh. She dodged the golem

3:03

again and bared her teeth. The

3:05

top of the broken wine bottle

3:07

lay on the ground, some water still

3:09

within. She grabbed the

3:12

bottle by the neck and crouched

3:14

low. The next time the

3:16

golem came for her, she ran

3:18

into its arms. The golem

3:20

crushed her to its chest. Her

3:22

ribs creaked. The golem's

3:24

body felt warm and smelled

3:26

of sun -baked mud and warmer

3:28

places than Prague. She

3:30

drove the broken bottle into

3:32

its face. Glass bit

3:34

and cut. Clay features

3:37

twisted in pain. She

3:39

flew back into bent

3:41

metal, fell, her ears rang.

3:44

The golem raised its foot to

3:46

stomp on her chest, onto her

3:48

skull, and through the reddish bloom

3:50

of her vision, she saw Pritchard

3:53

clinging to the golem's back with

3:55

one arm. Saw him thrust his

3:57

fist into the golem's head and

3:59

draw it out again, fingers

4:01

clotted with wet clay. The

4:04

golem stilled. There

4:06

was no sound in the

4:08

International's boiler room, but escaping steam

4:10

and the creak of broken

4:12

things, breaking things. Tanya's

4:15

heart did not beat,

4:17

exactly. Waves of

4:19

pressure and terror rolled through

4:21

her, rolled out, rolled in

4:24

again. The basement

4:26

throbbed. Gabe offered

4:28

her a hand. She

4:30

accepted it and pulled herself

4:32

up. Hiding

4:34

the golem was easier than Tanya

4:36

had feared. The golem weighed

4:38

much less than it seemed it should. Perhaps

4:41

it was hollow on the inside. Perhaps

4:43

animation gave it weight. Either

4:46

way, they could lift it

4:48

together. Gabe at the

4:50

feet and Tanya at the shoulders. There

4:53

were many storage lockers and closets

4:55

in this sub -basement, some of

4:57

which obviously had not been opened

4:59

in years. but none of which

5:01

she quite trusted to remain undisturbed

5:03

when the International sent staff to

5:05

fix the broken pipes. In

5:07

the end, they lugged the golem to

5:09

the furnace and hid it among

5:12

piled junk and spare parts. They

5:14

watched each other in the reddish

5:16

shadows, torn and bruised.

5:19

Blood from Pritchard's lips smeared his

5:21

jaw. He looked like a

5:23

wild man caught feeding. Tanya

5:25

did not imagine she looked any better. They

5:28

needed to clean up. They

5:30

needed to talk. Come

5:32

on. She led him

5:34

up the back stairs to the fourth

5:36

floor, slipped a lock

5:39

on a randomly chosen hotel room. They'd

5:41

all be empty here, none of

5:43

the delegates having yet arrived. Led

5:45

him in and closed and locked

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the door behind herself. Thank

5:49

you, he said, the idiot. But

5:52

at least he stopped when she

5:54

glared and pressed a finger to

5:56

her lips. He stayed

5:58

by the door. Out of sight,

6:00

as she closed the window blinds

6:02

and deactivated the bug under the

6:04

windowsill and the bug under the

6:06

dresser, as she climbed onto the

6:08

bathroom sink, saw her reflection, bruised

6:11

and dirt caked, her face

6:13

and blouse smeared with rusty mud,

6:15

and turned off the bug

6:17

there too. She washed

6:19

her hands, wet a towel, wiped

6:21

her face clean, wet another,

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and threw it toward him. We

6:26

can talk, she said.

6:29

For a few minutes. They

6:31

won't notice? They're

6:33

not expecting to hear anything,

6:36

she said. Tell

6:38

me the truth. He

6:40

dabbed his chin with the towel and

6:42

frowned at the blood. You

6:44

missed some, she said.

6:47

Where? All

6:49

over? He shouldered past

6:51

her to the mirror and

6:53

scrubbed the mud -mixed blood

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away. In that moment, leaning

6:57

forward, Frowning critically at lip

6:59

and jawline, in spite of

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the divides of ghosts and

7:03

golems and gender and the

7:05

Iron Curtain, he reminded Tanya

7:07

of Elena Petrovna, her old

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roommate back in the Moscow

7:11

International School, cleaning off the

7:14

wreckage of a successful night. Golem

7:16

makeup. She caught her

7:18

laugh in her palm before it could

7:21

form. What's that?

7:23

Pritchard turned from the mirror. She tapped

7:25

her own chin. and he swiped

7:28

away the last of the blood. Tell

7:31

me the truth, she

7:33

said. Why did you come to

7:35

me? Best sort of

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question to ask in an

7:39

interrogation, which this was, after a

7:41

fashion. A question to which

7:43

you already knew the answer. The

7:46

golem was hunting me,

7:49

specifically, he said. Hunting

7:51

this thing in my head.

7:53

He tapped his temple. It

7:55

wanted to eat me. If you hadn't

7:57

come along when you did, I don't know

7:59

what would have happened. He

8:02

did know. He just couldn't say

8:04

it. Americans did

8:06

not like thinking about death,

8:08

especially their own. But

8:10

if it was haunting you, why

8:12

would it start now? It's

8:14

been awake for weeks. Surely

8:17

it could have tracked you down earlier. Search

8:20

me. She

8:22

raised an eyebrow. I

8:24

mean, I don't know. I

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don't know anything about this. You

8:29

people have your rules, your stories, your

8:31

magic, and I don't want anything

8:33

to do with it. I just want

8:35

to do my job, live my

8:37

life. He exhaled.

8:40

But here I am. I was

8:42

in trouble. And

8:44

you came to me. Why?

8:48

It was the right decision,

8:50

wasn't it? You saved

8:52

my life. She had.

8:55

was the damnedest thing. Winthrop.

9:00

It was not a question, but it was

9:02

all she could manage at the moment. Knows

9:05

what he's doing, but he's

9:07

an operator. So am

9:09

I. I know,

9:12

Pritchard said. And you don't even

9:14

really like me. We don't see

9:16

eye to eye on much. He

9:19

ran a hand through his hair,

9:21

which he hadn't cleaned. Mud

9:23

and sweat made it stand up

9:25

like a sad clown's wig. That's

9:28

an understatement, I guess. But

9:30

I don't trust Winthrop at my

9:32

back, and I do trust

9:35

you. The words

9:37

bit. She remembered

9:39

Nadia's extended hand, fire

9:41

couched in her throat. Get

9:44

out of here, she said,

9:46

and showed him her watch.

9:49

We don't have time. He

9:52

did not need to be told twice. Josh,

9:57

feeling ridiculous in

9:59

the scratchy, gold -corded

10:01

bellhop uniform, followed Borachnik

10:03

from the break room to

10:05

the lobby. A row of blocky

10:07

gray vans pulled up outside. He

10:10

did not gawk or speak,

10:12

just kept to Borachnik's heels,

10:14

eyes on the carpet. Some

10:17

of the other bellhops were

10:19

also new. Busy night, it seemed.

10:22

Discipline be damned, he couldn't stop

10:24

himself from checking the front hall

10:26

for Gabe. He'd be reading

10:28

a newspaper, perhaps, or savoring

10:30

a glass of something amber,

10:33

and not entirely unlike whiskey

10:35

at the bar. But Gabe

10:37

wasn't there. No

10:39

arrival ceremony tonight, Barachnik

10:41

had explained. The delegates

10:43

were tired from their long

10:46

voyages, missing homes and

10:48

families. None, of course, having

10:50

been allowed to bring wife or

10:52

children. One more layer

10:54

of security. Sokolov's

10:56

wife had passed away of cancer

10:58

two years before. His son was

11:00

an army officer, fiercely

11:03

loyal. His career would be

11:05

hurt if the old man's defection

11:07

ever became public, but not destroyed.

11:10

At least, that's what the initial

11:12

contact had tried to persuade Sokolov

11:14

to think. Such were the ways

11:16

of the world. Bellhops

11:19

assembled in a gauntlet by

11:21

the doors, two lines facing one

11:23

another. Borachnik took

11:25

point. If someone else angled

11:27

for Sokolov, Borachnik would block

11:29

him, ensure the scientist ended

11:31

up with Josh instead. Scientists

11:35

emerged from the bus,

11:37

swaddled in snow -frosted

11:39

furs. Steam wreathed

11:41

them. They seemed anonymous

11:43

and interchangeable in the mist

11:45

and dark. And though Josh

11:47

that afternoon could have drawn

11:49

Sokolov's picture with a Dutch

11:51

master's precision, Josh standing in

11:53

the International's front hall at night

11:55

felt a brief stab of

11:57

panic. Maybe he'd get

11:59

it wrong. Maybe Sokolov would miss

12:01

the sign. Maybe he'd

12:03

screw it up. Josh

12:06

tried to swallow. His

12:08

uniform felt too tight. He

12:11

thought about Alistair Winthrop's soft

12:13

skin. And then... Because the

12:15

world was a sad, sick

12:17

place, he thought about Dom

12:19

Alvarez's warning by the embassy

12:21

front door. Where the

12:23

fuck was Gabe? A

12:25

jowly apparatchik in one of

12:27

those big, round fur hats

12:29

Josh could never quite believe

12:31

anyone wore outside a Rocky

12:34

and Bullwinkle cartoon, gathered the

12:36

scientists, shivering, into a line,

12:38

paired with their luggage. He

12:40

didn't need Gabe, Josh

12:42

told himself. He didn't

12:45

need anyone. He could do this

12:47

on his own. In the

12:49

end, you always had to,

12:51

anyway. Someone tapped

12:53

Josh on the shoulder and

12:55

said, with Gabe's voice, in

12:57

heavily accented check, Excuse me,

12:59

can you tell me how this

13:02

address? There was

13:04

nothing dignified or professional about

13:06

Josh's relief. With what he

13:08

later considered the best acting

13:10

of his life, he kept

13:12

his face impassive. turned and,

13:14

looking at the note in

13:16

Gabe's hand rather than at

13:18

his friend's face, answered in

13:20

clipped English, It is left

13:22

out the doors, down the road

13:24

four blocks, take a left, and

13:26

then two blocks. The

13:28

note read, over

13:30

bathroom mirror, under dresser,

13:33

under windowsill. They must have seeded

13:35

another round of bugs after

13:37

the security sweep, and he would

13:39

have walked right into it.

13:41

maybe spoiled the whole mission. An

13:44

electric chill climbed his spine

13:46

and spread through his shoulders,

13:48

like water working up a

13:50

tree from taproots to leaves.

13:53

A surprise, noted for a

13:55

later review. He hadn't

13:57

expected near -miss disaster to

13:59

feel quite so exhilarating. Thanks,

14:02

buddy, Gabe said

14:04

in English, and brushed past

14:06

him, overcoat collar up, hat

14:08

in place, limping into the night.

14:11

Bathroom mirror, Josh

14:14

repeated to himself. Under dresser,

14:16

under windowsill. Not much of

14:18

a prayer, but then he'd

14:20

never been a praying man. The

14:23

apparatchik finished his speech,

14:25

and the scientists filtered in.

14:28

Josh watched their faces like

14:30

he'd seen gamblers watch roulette

14:32

wheels. Not Sokolov,

14:34

not Sokolov, not Sokolov.

14:37

Or was it? Had

14:39

the first one been? Maybe

14:41

if the good doctor put on

14:44

weight, or lost some. But

14:46

the picture should have been recent.

14:48

And then there was no question.

14:50

The man himself walked in out

14:53

of the rain, perfect from the

14:55

tufts of pale hair on his

14:57

earlobes to the slight inward turn

14:59

of his left foot, the reddish

15:01

bulb at the end of that

15:04

narrow nose, the long, thin skull

15:06

bobbing on the long, thin neck.

15:08

the most beautiful man Josh had

15:10

ever seen, at least for the

15:12

next few seconds. He wore

15:14

reddish -brown shoes, as promised,

15:16

and he carried his bag

15:19

in his left hand, and

15:21

after three steps, he stumbled

15:23

under its weight. Josh

15:25

was there to catch him. Barachnik

15:28

didn't even need to move. Josh

15:30

lifted the suitcase and

15:32

walked the good doctor upstairs.

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transported by the Ecclesiade vessel Markava

17:45

to stand trial for heresy of

17:47

the highest order. But I will

17:49

not renounce my work, and to

17:51

my last breath I will speak

17:53

the truth of this plague -ridden

17:55

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17:57

loving god, and we are not

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its favored children. The Heresies of

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Redolf Bundwein. Chapter 2. Coming May

18:04

1st. Tanya

18:11

found Nadia working the heavy bag

18:13

alone in the embassy gym. Gloves

18:16

pounded white dust from the

18:18

canvas. Nadia danced

18:20

as she struck, weight on

18:22

the balls of her feet, three

18:24

blink -quick jabs followed by a hook

18:26

that rocked the bag against the

18:28

chains binding it to the floor. A

18:31

sculptor had chiseled those lines

18:33

into Nadia's calves, pressed out

18:35

the planes of muscle on her back. Sweat

18:38

covered her. She snarled

18:40

as she struck. She grunted.

18:43

After one sharp hook that would

18:45

have broken a jaw, or

18:47

else Nadia's own hand, she screamed

18:49

in rage and triumph. Tanya

18:53

approached. Nadia did not

18:55

stop. The gym was empty

18:57

but for the two of them. Dawn

18:59

wasn't yet done dawning. At

19:02

last, Tanya tried. Hi.

19:06

Nadia stopped. What

19:08

are you doing? Tanya

19:11

gestured down to her own trunks and

19:13

her t -shirt and shoes, suddenly

19:15

aware of how little

19:17

she resembled Nadezhda Vodovna Asrokhina.

19:21

I thought we could spar. Nadia

19:24

blinked. The bag

19:26

swayed. Sure,

19:28

she said. Nadia

19:30

threaded through the ropes into the

19:32

ring. Tanya tried to

19:35

follow, but caught her foot

19:37

in the process. Then, Hopping

19:39

freed herself. She was bruised

19:41

from the golem, sore

19:43

all over. She'd barely

19:45

slept. She didn't care. They

19:48

touched gloves. Tanya

19:50

circled, and Nadia circled her

19:52

in turn. She kept

19:55

her guard up, remembered

19:57

school classes, habits of

19:59

exercise long abandoned, work

20:01

combinations, one, two,

20:03

body blow. Nadia slipped

20:06

away from Tanya's punch and tagged

20:08

her lightly on the jaw. Tanya's

20:11

eyes stung. She

20:13

circled more, tested the

20:15

air with jabs, none of which

20:17

landed. Nadia slid a

20:19

second punch through her guard, but

20:21

her next two blows hit Tanya's

20:23

raised forearms. Tanya's heart began

20:25

to beat faster. Breath

20:28

came in swimmer's gasps, down

20:30

into the deepest core of her.

20:32

She swung at Nadia again.

20:35

And again, but the woman

20:37

was a dancer mixed with a brick

20:39

wall. Tanya had reach,

20:41

should have had, but Nadia

20:43

knew how to use that reach against her.

20:46

At last, exhausted,

20:48

furious, Tanya

20:50

spread her arms and dove for Nadia,

20:53

trying to catch her around the waist. Nadia

20:56

didn't register the least surprise.

20:58

She met Tanya's rush with open

21:00

arms. The world turned

21:02

on its axis. And when it

21:05

stopped, Tanya lay on

21:07

the ground, staring up into the

21:09

rafters and Nadia's eyes, with

21:11

Nadia's knee and glove pressing her

21:13

shoulders to the mat. Nadia

21:15

felt strong, real.

21:18

What is wrong with you? Tanya's

21:22

breath was wet, and so were

21:24

her eyes. She could

21:26

not speak. She hadn't realized

21:28

how hard she'd driven herself. how

21:31

much she'd needed to wear herself

21:33

down to manage this. Can

21:35

I trust you? Of

21:37

course, Adia

21:39

said, confused. That's

21:42

not what I mean. Everything

21:44

Tanya meant to say gathered in

21:47

her throat. I

21:49

can't trust the ice, not the

21:51

way I used to. I'm

21:53

fighting on their side. I'll stop

21:55

the flame. It's the only

21:57

choice we have, but that's not

21:59

enough. I need

22:01

someone, not my grandfather,

22:04

not a superior. I need a

22:06

real person, or else I'm just

22:08

as frozen as that girl on

22:10

the boat. I need a friend. And

22:13

after all they'd been

22:16

through together, partnership and secret

22:18

machinations, host tracking, after

22:20

all the trust they'd traded and

22:23

all the numberless ways each could have

22:25

dragged the other before a firing

22:27

squad. That last admission still made her

22:29

feel like she lay naked in

22:31

the ring. Nadia let

22:33

go of Tanya's shoulder and

22:35

sat down by her side. And

22:37

the hard lines of her

22:40

softened, but she remained herself. She

22:42

undid her own gloves with

22:44

her teeth, then pulled off

22:47

Tanya's. Their fingers met and

22:49

meshed. She did

22:51

not speak. Neither of them

22:53

did. That was all the

22:55

sign Tanya needed. For

22:59

some diplomatic reason, Josh hadn't

23:01

been able to determine. The

23:03

French embassy hosted the conference

23:05

kickoff soiree, which meant, on

23:07

the one hand, an overabundance

23:10

of speeches, but on the

23:12

other, far more fortunate hand,

23:14

a plentitude of actual champagne.

23:17

He avoided looking at, or for

23:19

Sokolov, During their brief conversation

23:21

in his hotel room, the

23:24

man had seemed eminently capable

23:26

of the limited acting their scheme

23:28

required. But Josh had no

23:30

interest in testing either of

23:32

their covert abilities. His own few

23:34

recent brushes with fieldwork, no

23:36

matter how successful, had been

23:38

more than sufficient. But

23:41

it felt good, after all

23:43

this madness, to drink

23:45

a glass of champagne and wander through

23:47

a party in control of his own

23:49

destiny. drinking a goddamn glass

23:51

of champagne in a goddamn

23:54

embassy to celebrate. Okay,

23:56

so maybe nobody would confuse

23:58

Josh Toms for James Bond,

24:00

but he had done the

24:02

work. And when Sokolov was

24:04

safe across the Iron Curtain

24:06

two weeks from now, he,

24:08

Josh Toms, skinny geek

24:10

from Brooklyn, would be the one

24:12

responsible. They were

24:14

winning, damn it. As

24:16

for Dom's sly not -smile and

24:18

his sideways accusations, I'm just

24:20

looking out for you, buddy.

24:22

The hand on the shoulder.

24:25

To hell with him, and to

24:27

hell with all that. Across

24:30

the hall, Alistair Winthrop

24:32

accepted a third glass of bubbly

24:34

from a waitress in a cocktail dress

24:36

and toasted thin air. Josh

24:38

slid toward him through the

24:40

press. Can we talk in private?

24:44

This is hardly my estate,

24:46

Winthrop said. But Madame de Broil

24:48

owes me a favor or three,

24:51

I should think. After

24:53

you. Whatever favors

24:55

Winthrop was owed, he seemed to

24:57

enjoy free run of the

24:59

embassy. Security stepped aside,

25:01

doors opened, and after two

25:03

flights of stairs, they stood

25:05

in a small conference room

25:07

with a topological map of

25:09

Europe on one wall and

25:11

thick curtains drawn. The engaging

25:13

latch echoed. Winthrop leaned

25:15

back against the closed door.

25:18

If you have business to discuss,

25:20

he said, we really should

25:23

find a more secure facility, and

25:25

perhaps a time when the

25:27

both of us have had somewhat

25:29

less to drink. This

25:32

isn't about business. Josh

25:34

stepped close to him,

25:36

too many nevers tangled in

25:39

his blood. Winthrop radiated

25:41

through that perfect slender charcoal

25:43

suit. One corner of

25:45

the man's mouth crooked up,

25:47

all arrogance and wealth, and at

25:49

least a thousand years of

25:51

royalty. What then?

25:54

Josh kissed him. He

25:57

tasted right. Well,

26:00

Alistair said, and kissed

26:02

Josh back. The

26:06

Department of Commerce Gabe

26:08

reflected as he stared into

26:10

his disastrously empty champagne

26:12

flute, offered the perfect cover

26:15

in all cases, save when you

26:17

actually had to pretend to care

26:19

about agricultural tariffs. This

26:21

was, and had always been, his

26:23

great weakness as an intelligence

26:25

officer. He had a hard time

26:27

faking enthusiasm for a cover. He

26:29

knew a guy back in

26:31

Iowa who, if the company asked

26:33

him how he felt about paper

26:36

or women's hand lotion, say, could,

26:38

at the drop of a

26:40

dime, enthuse about the subject with

26:42

a lifelong devotee's passion. Not

26:44

so, Gabe. Oh

26:46

well, to each his own. Meeting

26:49

conference bigwigs in the guise

26:51

of Gabriel Pritchard, Department of Commerce,

26:53

then, was, to put it

26:55

mildly, one of the less satisfying

26:57

parts of his job. The

27:00

booze was good, the music fine,

27:02

and the French knew how to

27:04

cater. But if it hadn't been

27:06

an opportunity to meet the defector

27:09

in person, he'd have long since

27:11

told this squat Soviet goofball who'd

27:13

spent the last half hour babbling

27:15

about the virtues of crossbreeding corn

27:17

to go jump in the Voltava.

27:20

Gabe had had enough of corn back

27:22

in Iowa. At

27:24

least he didn't have to worry

27:27

about the golem crashing the party, though

27:29

the hitchhiker had stayed on a

27:31

slightly wary alert since their fight in

27:33

the basement. He'd started

27:35

to wonder if the golem had

27:37

dislodged it somehow. That would

27:39

be a pleasant parting gift,

27:41

a way to finally work the

27:43

elemental free. Maybe Jordan

27:45

was wrong about how extracting

27:47

the hitchhiker would destroy his

27:49

mind. Stranger things had

27:52

happened, some this week.

27:54

So, bored or not,

27:57

Gabe was feeling pretty good

27:59

until the Soviet goofball stepped

28:01

aside. and introduced him to

28:04

Dr. Maxim Sokolov, a skinny, horse

28:06

-faced man with a narrow,

28:08

red -tipped nose, brilliant eyes,

28:10

and an affable smile,

28:12

whose handshake set Gabe's hitchhiker

28:15

peeling like a bell. Thanks

28:17

to months of practice,

28:20

to careful self -discipline,

28:22

enchanted spells, and mercury

28:24

experiments, Gabe did not

28:26

collapse. He did not

28:28

even wince. He shook

28:31

Sokolov's hand back and smiled

28:33

and looked him in those

28:35

bright eyes and felt a

28:37

stab of panic entirely separate

28:39

from the clamor the hitchhiker

28:41

raised inside his skull. Maxim

28:43

Sokolov, the object of

28:45

Anchises, the defector they'd

28:48

spent most of this

28:50

year preparing to extract,

28:52

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