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today. yellow jackets this time it's
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episode two of season three dislocation
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as we warned you if you listen
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episode one we watched and recorded these
1:57
episodes separately so most of you
1:59
probably just went in and watched them
2:02
back to back and you were
2:04
listening to us to just yap on
2:06
an episode one like that's not
2:08
what happens well now we know Now
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we know. If you're listening to
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this on Monday, so every yellow jackets
2:15
episode from here on out will
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drop on Monday. So if you're watching
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on Paramount Plus with Showtime, you
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probably have access on Fridays. You just
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got to wait through the weekend
2:26
and listen to our arcane and game
2:28
of Thrones and severance stuff to get
2:30
you through until Monday. So that's
2:32
what we're going to do. Also, if
2:35
you're new to the show, you're
2:37
going to be real confused, but old
2:39
hats know, sometimes this happens. We
2:41
had like a crazy rainstorm last night
2:43
that morphed through divine intervention, I'm
2:45
guessing, I'm not sure how weather works,
2:48
into a snowstorm. And so we're
2:50
recording remotely for our safety, for the
2:52
safety of our co-hosts. You know,
2:54
we don't want to, you know, for
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example, we wouldn't want to hop
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on a plane and fly to the
3:01
studio and then the plane crashes
3:03
and we land in the Canadian wilderness,
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that would be obviously not good. Mm-hmm.
3:07
I mean, I like to party.
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But also Kentucky Wilderness? That's even worse.
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Not only are we doing this
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remotely, but we're testing out a new
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thing where the software we use
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to do our remote recording allows us
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to do some live streaming. So
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some people are streaming the podcast live
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as we record and there's a
3:27
chat and everything and it's really really
3:29
fun. So hello everyone that's in
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that chat. Hi everybody. Is in there.
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We got Casey, East Gramo, Elpander,
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Jim's in there. Those are the people
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that have commented. I can't quite see
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a full list of people. But
3:42
Steve's like my mom, Andy's neighbor, what's
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her name? Yes, sir. Yes. Andy,
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did you eat my fruit cake? She
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didn't give me one this year.
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What a bitch. She totally heard us.
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So episode two of Yellow Jackets.
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I think what we're going to do
3:58
is overall thoughts and then a
4:00
scene. by seeing play-by-play recap and review
4:02
and we'll cap it all off
4:04
with a few fun little categories little
4:06
games we got our choice cuts
4:08
our top three favorite moments of the
4:11
episode of course the the honeycombs
4:13
which is typically like our Easter eggs
4:15
or lower segment again as we said
4:17
last time with the show doesn't
4:19
make a whole lot of sense anymore
4:22
but we're still going to do
4:24
it because lots of our show doesn't
4:26
and then buzz buzz worthy performance
4:28
our favorite performance of the episode will
4:30
be nominated by each of the
4:32
four of us that's how we'll end
4:35
it. Last time we talked a
4:37
lot about it was very clear and
4:39
intentional that people just binge the
4:41
first two episodes right away that they
4:43
act together as a premiere for
4:45
this season is what we surmised and
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I think I found that to be
4:50
true. I'm wondering what you guys
4:52
think when we get into overall thoughts
4:54
if you are much more excited
4:56
now that you finish the sex is
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not the sex you're not done
5:01
with that yet. The second episode. Now
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that you guys have finished the
5:05
sex. What do you think of the
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show? And I'll tell you. Showtime
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and chill. And by the way, why
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didn't you finish that before we
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started recording? Anyway, Madison, I'm so curious.
5:16
about your thoughts on episode two?
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Well, after the sex, no. I like
5:21
this episode. I think episode two
5:23
alone is fine, but I think episode
5:25
one needs episode two. So, but I
5:27
mean, they do work really nice
5:29
together. But overall, I had fun with
5:32
this episode. I liked the interesting
5:34
groups. I feel like we've been getting
5:36
a lot of like interesting combination
5:38
of characters. within the first two episodes
5:40
like Misty Lottie and Cali being
5:42
together is very strange. But I thought
5:45
those things were entertaining. the very
5:47
ending of this episode was wild. Oh
5:49
my goodness. But it definitely, as
5:51
I'm sure the purpose of the episode
5:53
is to get me really excited
5:55
for the rest of the season. I
5:58
found myself after finishing this episode to
6:00
immediately want to jump into episode
6:02
three. So that's a good sign for
6:04
me, a good tell that I'm
6:06
ready to be back and to watch
6:09
the rest of what we got
6:11
going on. Awesome Andy. Yeah, I thought
6:13
that it was a good episode,
6:15
but it did feel like a setting
6:17
us up episode as episode one
6:19
did as well. So it left me
6:22
wanting for sure, but I enjoyed
6:24
what we got, but I'm ready for
6:26
them to kind of get into
6:28
the meat of the season. It was
6:31
a very trippy episode with a
6:33
lot to do with drugs and that's
6:35
fun. But I I do think that
6:37
it had a little bit of
6:39
a curse of action for sure, but
6:42
I enjoyed it, but I'm ready
6:44
for more. And Steve, how are you
6:46
feeling sitting there thinking about these
6:48
jackets? Hmm, I'm wondering how they're going
6:50
to look on me? How are
6:52
you doing? Can I buzz in them?
6:55
Am I buzzin? No, I, so
6:57
my first, so I have a little
6:59
section of my notes called overall
7:01
thoughts, and my overall thought note is
7:03
just an interesting episode. And that's
7:05
mostly because, like, I don't really think
7:08
the hook of this episode. I agree
7:10
with Madison, like, this episode works
7:12
in and by itself, but episode one
7:14
needs this one. So it made
7:16
sense that they're paired together. However, in
7:19
my opinion, the way this episode
7:21
ended, they're trying to hook me, but
7:23
I just, they didn't get me
7:25
hooked. I was like slightly intrigued, but
7:27
I wasn't like, oh, can't wait
7:29
to watch the next episode. I was
7:32
going like, all right, I'll wait
7:34
to watch the next episode. I'll wait
7:36
to watch the next episode. I'll
7:38
wait to watch the next episode. Always.
7:40
24-7. I really appreciate the Shawna
7:42
Melissa thing of it all. at the
7:45
very, very end, that was sort of
7:47
like the injection of juice that
7:49
the show needed because to be honest,
7:51
until that happened, I was kind
7:53
of like, well, I was really kind
7:56
of like, man, this is not
7:58
going anywhere fast because my other notes
8:00
is like, I love Misty, I
8:02
love Walter, what are they doing with
8:05
half of the adult characters? It
8:07
seems like most of them are just
8:09
kind of languishing in this hell
8:11
of uninteresting. We don't know what to
8:13
do with them. Like every time
8:15
Walter's on screen I can just hear
8:18
the writers like what do we do
8:20
with Walter? We don't know and
8:22
as much as I love Misty like
8:24
she's my favorite person adult Misty
8:26
Christina Reese is my favorite character on
8:29
the show. I'm starting to get
8:31
worried that we That she's like a
8:33
captain Jack Sparrow character in that
8:35
we all love Captain Jack Sparrow in
8:37
that we all love Captain Jack
8:39
Sparrow like the first Pirates of the
8:42
Caribbean curse the black pearl we
8:44
love Captain Jack Sparrow but then three
8:46
movies later he's the main one
8:48
and so I was a little I'm
8:50
a little bit worried like I
8:52
like because in my mind I'm like
8:55
why don't they just make the story
8:57
about Misty but then I thought
8:59
you know you can't do that because
9:01
that's not that type of character
9:03
anyway I do have a lot of
9:06
concerns about the season going in
9:08
now again the Sean and Melissa of
9:10
it all I'm very intrigued by
9:12
I kind of wish Melissa was a
9:14
bigger character up until this episode
9:16
but I'm also intrigued by the coach
9:19
Ben Mari Mari relationship as well
9:21
like that predicament that predicament that he's
9:23
in and who is he's talking
9:25
to That stuff is very, very interesting
9:28
to me. So I'm still interested in
9:30
where it's going, but like, if
9:32
I'm being honest, there are some early
9:34
signs that this season is going
9:36
to suffer from what the previous season
9:39
suffer from, which was a lack
9:41
of direction and just stretching out three
9:43
lines that aren't necessarily very interesting.
9:45
But that's just me. Kit, what do
9:47
you think? I think I agree,
9:49
for the most part, with your assessment,
9:52
I would have never guessed, if
9:54
you had told me a year and
9:56
a year and a last time
9:58
we talked about the last time we
10:00
talked about the show, Coach Ben would
10:03
be one of my most juicy
10:05
storylines that I want to know what's
10:07
going on. on there, I would
10:09
have been like, get the fuck out
10:11
of here. You know what I
10:13
mean? You're out of your mind. But
10:16
I agree with you, like, the
10:18
coach in the cave is super interesting.
10:20
And I love everything that's going
10:22
on with the 1996 timeline. I guess
10:24
it's 97 now. The older timeline,
10:26
which has always been more interesting, is
10:29
just like the only thing carrying
10:31
me through right now. But like you
10:33
said, like, we finally got some
10:35
juice with Melissa and Shana with like
10:37
the knife kiss at the plot. And
10:40
it's kind of awesome, and I
10:42
hope they just get fucking weirder and
10:44
more dramatic for no reason and
10:46
just keep me invested from like a
10:48
T standpoint, because I don't think
10:50
they have five seasons of plot. You
10:53
know what I mean? I don't
10:55
think it's gonna go well. I really
10:57
am kind of aghast that they're
10:59
gonna go for a couple more years,
11:02
but I'll fucking watch, you know?
11:04
But as soon as, like, the way
11:06
the second episode ended, I was
11:08
like, okay, the next episode right now,
11:10
this is amazing. And I knew Madison
11:13
and I were going to be
11:15
on the same page on that. I
11:17
wasn't sure how you guys were
11:19
going to react. Well, I watched the
11:21
episode on, I think, Tuesday, maybe
11:23
Monday or Tuesday. So I watched it
11:26
way before anybody else, and I
11:28
just was like sitting with that information
11:30
for a minute. And I was
11:32
like, oh, guys, please watch this. She's
11:34
a girl kisser, and there's knives?
11:36
Wow. I think it's a pirate knife
11:39
plain for me. It's giving dark
11:41
romance and I'm here for it. But
11:43
yeah, I am concerned that they
11:45
really just don't know what to do
11:47
with a lot of the characters. I
11:50
think the whole Melissa and Hillary
11:52
Swank thing is really going to speed
11:54
things up, juice things up. If
11:56
those are the same character, I still
11:58
think that that's the case. We
12:00
got some good emails about how they
12:03
typically change the eye color with
12:05
contacts with contacts to match. And if
12:07
you look at the trailer, they
12:09
clearly haven't done that with Hillary Swank.
12:11
So for that reason, the person
12:13
doesn't think it's Melissa. That's fair. I
12:16
still don't see where else they
12:18
could go with that. And it makes.
12:20
the most sense, the way they're setting
12:23
this up, that the new adult
12:25
would be Melissa. Because that would like...
12:27
What if it's Coach Ben? Honestly,
12:29
that'd be pretty sick. Like a boys
12:31
don't cry reference or something? I
12:33
don't know. Yeah, I'm uncomfortable too. I
12:36
do think this episode is really
12:38
funny, but yeah, I just don't understand
12:40
how they're going to do like
12:42
another three or four years of this.
12:44
Andy, you're new to yellow jackets.
12:46
I have a couple questions for you.
12:49
How old do you think the
12:51
actor who plays Callie is? How do
12:53
I think the actor is? I
12:55
would guess 24? She's 29. 29, dang.
12:57
I think she's 30 now. Maybe. Wow.
13:00
How old do you think Travis
13:02
is? 22? He's like 34. Yeah. I
13:04
think the youngest younger cast member
13:06
is Sophie Thatcher. Sophie Thatcher, who's 24.
13:08
All of the other ones are
13:10
older. So Lottie, played by Courtney Eaton,
13:13
is I think 29. Sophie Nelis
13:15
is 26, I think, 27. And then,
13:17
Ty, Jasmine, Savoy Brown, she's 30
13:19
years old. So they're all. older. This
13:21
is quickly turning into like grease.
13:23
We got a bunch of dudes that
13:26
look like me playing high school
13:28
seniors. But I will say they all
13:30
can pretty convincingly look like 18 years
13:32
old to me. The young cast
13:34
I've never questioned their age and I'm
13:37
like oh you're not a high
13:39
schooler so I mean that's fine but
13:41
that could change over the next
13:43
two years or however many years. That's
13:45
what I was getting at, like
13:47
if we get to a season five,
13:50
it's just going to be like
13:52
Gandalf being like, I'm Travis. You shall
13:54
not pass bro, but I'm in
13:56
like I said if they just keep
13:59
getting more and more fucking ridiculous
14:01
I'll do it, but I don't I
14:03
don't like what they're doing with
14:05
Misty and Walter right now Like I
14:07
think Steve was kind of alluding to
14:10
it. I think I'm getting what
14:12
you're putting down in like this whole
14:14
bit with I don't know he
14:16
could be he could be a bad
14:18
actor like he could have some
14:20
because it's like giving isolate and manipulate
14:23
vibes at the same time as
14:25
like he's also very right though that
14:27
none of them have ever been
14:29
kind to her and maybe so many
14:31
is like being sincere and trying
14:33
to help but it's like just have
14:36
them solve a case and be
14:38
murderous sociopaths together that's what I want
14:40
I don't want this I think Steve
14:42
had a good point where like
14:44
she could turn into a one-note character
14:47
over time if it if she
14:49
can say who she is and the
14:51
type of art that she would
14:53
need to have to stay interesting is
14:55
to develop some kind of self-awareness.
14:57
And so I think that Walter could
15:00
be serving the role of kind
15:02
of leading her into that to help
15:04
her recognize like, look, these people
15:06
aren't your friends, like none of them
15:08
like you, they use you, and
15:10
you know, he's saying what she needs
15:13
to hear, but it does suck
15:15
because I do want, you know, Sherlock
15:17
and Owens and Watson, you know, I
15:20
mean, I want that. But what
15:22
she needs to stay interesting is what
15:24
he's saying. By the way, while
15:26
watching Stupid Thought before we get into
15:28
the recap, which we desperately need
15:30
to do, I'm aware. I was unaware,
15:33
like I never processed this when
15:35
I'm watching any movie or show, but
15:37
like, it hit me how short
15:39
Christina Ritchie is because I. I have
15:41
met Elijah Wood a few times
15:43
and he's like he's a smaller guy
15:46
and he was like towering over
15:48
Christina Ritchie in that in that scene
15:50
and I was like no fucking way
15:52
dude and then later when she's
15:54
on like the kitchen counter like reorganizing
15:57
the cabinet but like she looked
15:59
like like she fit up there so
16:01
well. And I was like, oh
16:03
my god, so I had to Google
16:05
it. Get the toddler off. She's
16:07
five. She's five one. Oh, yeah. I
16:10
mean, I've seen the promotional photos
16:12
of like all of the cast on
16:14
the right carpet and there was
16:16
a recent group photo and I noticed
16:18
that Christina Reti. They put her
16:20
in the back, which is, or not
16:23
the back. It was like this,
16:25
the side, but there was someone like
16:27
a Jason, right. There was someone like
16:29
adjacently in front of her, but
16:31
she was like, her head was just
16:34
barely popping out of the side
16:36
of the, so small. Gotta put her
16:38
in the front. Well, let's get
16:40
into the meat of dislocation, what actually
16:42
went down in this episode. You
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of everything that went down in
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this episode. It starts in the
19:26
past, right where we left off
19:28
with Mari in the pit. She's
19:30
fitting to be in the pit,
19:32
and she's in there. You know,
19:34
she bought those tickets. She waited
19:36
in line all night for Coach
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Ben Pit. That didn't sound good.
19:40
And she's in there now. He
19:42
rolls up like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
19:44
whoa, whoa, and he's so shocked.
19:47
Why would I kill you? You
19:49
guys are so fucked up. Calm
19:51
down, you know what I mean?
19:53
Which is, we thought Ben kind
19:55
of went feral, but he's still
19:57
like that, like, stop. the murder
19:59
for one second Jesus Christ which
20:01
I appreciate I thought her leg
20:03
was broken but it's just the
20:05
kneecap is fucking dislocated this really
20:07
got to me I'm not super
20:09
squeamish with the body horror stuff
20:11
but this was effective I was
20:13
like I was it was unpleasant
20:15
and I like the way coach
20:17
handled it like later he's like
20:19
I can't help you so you
20:22
gotta do this you know I
20:24
can't remember if they handle it
20:26
here before Yeah, it's like the,
20:28
she's got to push, she's got
20:30
to bear down, if you will.
20:32
Bear down. Bear down. Bear down.
20:34
And we've got a lot of
20:36
doctors in the chat, maybe they
20:38
can comment on this, but I
20:40
don't know if this would have
20:42
worked quite well, but I guess
20:44
because he was a coach, he
20:46
had like some field medicine, you
20:48
know? He seemed to know what
20:50
he was talking about. Straighten the
20:52
leg, and don't be a bitch.
20:54
That's what you got to do.
20:57
So in the chat, Casey says
20:59
he handled it well. I mean,
21:01
it would work, but she may
21:03
tear some shit. Like ligaments, you
21:05
think? And my next note is
21:07
no fucking way Shanna is actually
21:09
digging up her baby? Yes, she
21:11
is. I was expecting it to
21:13
be a dream. Did she do
21:15
that? Are we supposed to take
21:17
that she does that every now
21:19
and then? No, I think that
21:21
she was just getting the baby
21:23
out of the snow. because she
21:25
couldn't bury the baby before because
21:27
the ground was frozen so she
21:29
needed to give it a real
21:32
barrier. I took it as she
21:34
was relocating the baby because she
21:36
didn't want the others to be
21:38
playing over it. Yeah, or like
21:40
doing a sacrificial something around the
21:42
baby. She wanted to have a
21:44
more sacred spot where it could
21:46
maybe just be her in the
21:48
baby and only she know about
21:50
it. That's how I took it.
21:52
I love hearing that you pose
21:54
Chris where she sometimes will take
21:56
up the baby just checking in.
21:58
You still dead? You still sleep
22:00
in? Mommy loves you. She like
22:02
fake burpset. It was definitely like
22:04
their little cemetery, right? Like, it's
22:07
been spring for a little while,
22:09
I think, and they had like
22:11
the little graves there. Yeah, which
22:13
is interesting because there's only three.
22:15
It's hobby, Jackie, and then the
22:17
baby. And I'm like, I know
22:19
that there's another grave site where
22:21
there's several other people. the plane
22:23
crash victim. I was going to
22:25
say, and the beach, they just
22:27
have like a ring of flowers
22:29
set up with like a cross
22:31
and like a photo. Yeah. Not
22:33
lorley. Yeah, but it's interesting that
22:35
it's just those three grades, but
22:37
I guess that makes sense. But
22:39
yeah, I think Madison's right. She's
22:41
she's taking the baby away from
22:44
that campsite because, you know, that's
22:46
her baby and she is, she
22:48
hates the fact that everyone sort
22:50
of made her child into this
22:52
into part of this cult experience.
22:54
And she's very anti the cult
22:56
at the moment. She is, but
22:58
also she's like fully a very
23:00
violent person. And oh, she's awful.
23:02
If I was there, I'd be
23:04
like, we need to chill her
23:06
and eat her. And she's not.
23:08
But she's the one that preps
23:10
all their food. No mercy. She's
23:12
not the only one that knows
23:14
her way around a knife. Like,
23:16
come on. I think she is,
23:19
like, ostensibly in the show. Like,
23:21
she's the one that can clean
23:23
the carcasses and stuff. They always
23:25
give it to her. Melissa just
23:27
only started her apprentices this week.
23:29
So, yeah. And since Winkin, you
23:31
know, there's some new skills, but
23:33
nobody's got Shanna's job yet. But
23:35
the crew in the past discusses
23:37
where Mari might be. And Natalie's
23:39
like, I'm gonna look for her.
23:41
Hope she's dead. Hope she's in
23:43
a pit and Coach Ben hops
23:45
up and they're like that's outlandish
23:47
and she's like I don't care.
23:49
That's what I hope happens and
23:51
Misty's like in the back like
23:54
I'll go the whole time and
23:56
she's trying not to pick her.
23:58
Oh me. I picked Shauna. How
24:00
about Nat eventually has to take
24:02
Misty because no one else volunteers
24:04
and as they walk away, Van
24:06
and Ty are like, let's go
24:08
on her own. Yeah. Van and
24:10
Ty, well we find out later
24:12
that Tyisa does not like Natalie's
24:14
leadership. So that's partially why she
24:16
wants to go on her own
24:18
little mission there. And Travis is
24:20
like, hey, I still know these
24:22
trees, like the back of my
24:24
hand. I'll go. And wow, I
24:26
see like, hang on, we got
24:29
business to take care of service.
24:31
Wait, we got more important shit
24:33
to do, like drugs. The back
24:35
of my left hand, I see
24:37
the front of my right more
24:39
often. But yeah, but Lottie's like,
24:41
no, we need to get high.
24:43
That's what we got to do.
24:45
So we'll get more into that
24:47
in a little bit. But back
24:49
in the present in 2021-ish, Jeff's
24:51
trying to remind Shawna of some
24:53
important work dinner that he has
24:55
planned and she very awkwardly. tries
24:57
to make an excuse to get
24:59
out of it, which he calls
25:01
her on and she still continues
25:04
on the excuse route. And then
25:06
fucking Lottie is at the door.
25:08
And this is the point in
25:10
the show where I'm like, this
25:12
isn't quite working for me, but
25:14
if you want to get just
25:16
super ridiculous, just go a couple
25:18
of steps further and I'll be
25:20
in. Because the idea that Lottie
25:22
would be freed already, that Shawna
25:24
and Jeff would even remotely entertain
25:26
her being in the house with
25:28
their daughter, it's all so ridiculous
25:30
that it doesn't work. So just
25:32
go a step further, you know
25:34
what I mean? Like Lottie broke
25:36
it and has been like living
25:38
with them in the attic unbeknownst
25:41
to them. Lottie is posing as
25:43
a high school student and she's
25:45
at school with Cali. She hangs
25:47
out there now and she goes
25:49
to class. Mommy is the new
25:51
school counselor. Yeah, I honestly think
25:53
she could get a job as
25:55
a guidance counselor. actress is probably
25:57
the same age as Travis. Have
25:59
you given any thought to your
26:01
future? because I've seen it. There's
26:03
the darkness there. Your aura is
26:05
dark. Chinese rooms. She calls her
26:07
a goop sorceress, which I appreciated.
26:09
Follow that one. The many streaming
26:11
things goop jokes. Isn't it wild
26:13
to think about, like, in the
26:16
first season, any time Jeff was
26:18
on screen, we'd be like, oh
26:20
my God, this guy, such an
26:22
idiot, get him off my screen?
26:24
But then, like, fast forward to
26:26
this season, you're like, yeah, why
26:28
is no one listening to Jeff
26:30
more? Never thought I would say
26:32
that. things have really shifted. Jeff
26:34
almost makes Shanna more likable in
26:36
my opinion because Shanna's parenting like
26:38
thought processed by herself is just
26:40
like what? Because she was encouraging
26:42
of Callie to show her the
26:44
video of her dumping guts on
26:46
those like other girls which is
26:48
like not typical parenting I guess
26:51
and so Jeff kind of like
26:53
mellows Shauna out to a point
26:55
where I'm like, okay, yeah, Jeff
26:57
is great. We love having him
26:59
around because he like, she'll Shauna
27:01
out. But also, Jeff doesn't really
27:03
stand up to Shauna, especially during
27:05
the dinner, like Shauna is being
27:07
so rude and is like on
27:09
her phone and like is objectively
27:11
on her, or rude. And like,
27:13
Jeff doesn't really say anything or
27:15
like do anything. So he just
27:17
kind of like lets her walk
27:19
all over him too. I don't
27:21
know. It's very interesting. Well, they
27:23
posit Shauna as like this kind
27:26
of imposing scary figure, even from
27:28
the 1996 timeline, and that carries
27:30
over. And Jeff's always kind of
27:32
been more of a dumb pushover.
27:34
But one of the things that
27:36
doesn't work for me is they
27:38
always put up Jeff's crimes with
27:40
everyone else's as like a, well,
27:42
Hugh tried to blackmail. So even
27:44
though I've killed six people, I
27:46
mean, we're the same. And you
27:48
know, Cali's like... Well, dad, you're
27:50
a blackmailer. Mom eats people. Like,
27:52
we're all crazy. And I'm like,
27:54
let's back up a bit. Like,
27:56
you know what I mean? It's
27:58
not the same. They keep trying
28:01
to bring that up and I'm
28:03
like, we need to let that
28:05
go in light of everything else
28:07
going on, I think. Poor Jeff
28:09
over there, just trying to make
28:11
a little money, just a little
28:13
light blackmail every now and then.
28:15
It's not even a big deal,
28:17
relatively. But Callie's the one that
28:19
says Lottie should stay. And again,
28:21
this was like the, I don't
28:23
know what Callie's going through, or
28:25
what they're trying to do with
28:27
her character. Not the biggest fan.
28:29
I don't think it would be
28:31
remotely what's going on. I would
28:33
have definitely been smoking the dube.
28:36
That was the most relatable 17
28:38
year old thing was the doobies.
28:40
I think it makes sense like
28:42
Callies discovered just how fucking crazy
28:44
her family is, you know, and
28:46
she got exposed to the cult
28:48
stuff and she fucking shot somebody,
28:50
you know what it means. And
28:52
now she's like, I want to
28:54
fucking answers, please. And she wants
28:56
to be part of the team
28:58
with mom and ass. Plus she's
29:00
got a tear drop tattooed on
29:02
her face now. Yeah. Yeah, she
29:04
accuses her mom of having Karen
29:06
energy. That's pretty big. But then
29:08
continues to prove that she does
29:10
have Karen energy throughout this episode.
29:13
Oh, it was a really fun
29:15
call back at the end. And
29:17
she's like, oh. I need to
29:19
speak to the manager. Yeah, it's
29:21
great. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, Cali
29:23
points out the family scorecard and
29:25
that's where she brings up. Hey,
29:27
you're a blackmailer, you're a murderer,
29:29
like, we can't be real judgy
29:31
and she's homeless. We need to
29:33
take her in. Jeff tries really
29:35
hard to be the voice of
29:37
reason. No way, no way, but
29:39
nobody listens to him as we
29:41
talked about. At one point when
29:43
they kind of resolved the Lottie
29:45
thing and they're like, okay, we're
29:48
gonna go to that, we're not
29:50
missing that dinner, Shawna, like this
29:52
is really important to me. It's
29:54
like, ah, Jeff. Is it going
29:56
to be a meeting with those
29:58
guys? Just say, not a hotel
30:00
room, it's an experience? It's like,
30:02
of course it is. That was
30:04
super relatable for me because in
30:06
my job I've had to do
30:08
like videos for hotels and those
30:10
people are everywhere and they just
30:12
nailed that. So funny. Yes, it
30:14
absolutely is. But Van is going
30:16
full steep. She's just laying on
30:18
the couch, a little hung over.
30:20
Singing karaoke, having a good time.
30:23
She's singing jamerica, dude. It's fucking
30:25
fire. You're a lollipulusa. Dude, I
30:27
felt so fucking seen in that
30:29
because I've been banging into that
30:31
song for, not banging, but you
30:33
know what I mean? Every fucking
30:35
laugh at the futures made a
30:37
lot. I'm like all week and
30:39
then that pops up. I'm like,
30:41
let's fucking go. But she's feeling
30:43
really guilty about the dining and
30:45
dashing and boy does she have
30:47
no idea how guilty she should
30:49
feel. Yeah, but the whole time
30:51
they're kissing. I really like the
30:53
energy during this scene. Like the
30:55
role play was good, you know?
30:58
It's pretty hot. They're doing the
31:00
whole, it was very believable. Like,
31:02
oh, maybe you're wearing a wire.
31:04
You know, the frisk and search,
31:06
it was all working. And the
31:08
whole time, I'm like, glass on
31:10
the ground, glass on the ground.
31:12
Don't do it. Her stepping on
31:14
that cup is in the opening
31:16
title sequence. It's like there's a
31:18
frame of the foot on the
31:20
glass. Just a weird thing for
31:22
that to be in there. And
31:24
she insults Van by saying in
31:26
your condition, you should definitely go
31:28
straight to the hospital, which I
31:30
didn't clock that as a hospital
31:33
thing. I was with Van on
31:35
this one, you know. Do you
31:37
guys think? I mean, it looked
31:39
like that was pretty deep in
31:41
there. You know, I mean, you
31:43
can see the fucking bone, probably
31:45
two stitches. I guess so. Well,
31:47
she did go to urgent care,
31:49
and that's fair. I would have
31:51
been a tough, I would just
31:53
drink whiskey and sat there and
31:55
kept singing karaoke, just me personally.
31:57
Put on Jamaica again. Oh yeah.
31:59
Apparently, Vans, a fucking savage troll,
32:01
because this is just something she
32:03
does, because Tace is like, what
32:05
have I told you about leaving
32:07
your glassware just all over the
32:10
ground? She's like, whatever, judgy. I'm
32:12
like, yeah, that's like, super-fucked, what
32:14
is wrong with you. What is
32:16
wrong with you. What's the worst
32:18
that could happen? Can handle that.
32:20
But Shawn is calling Taisa. Taisa
32:22
just gives her the Hater button.
32:24
It does not answer. We cut
32:26
to Walter who's bringing breakfast in
32:28
bed to Misty. Lots of electrolytes,
32:30
trying to clean up her hangover,
32:32
you know, clear her of that.
32:34
Powder salt, oopsie, daisy, tray, boopsie,
32:36
bacon, eggs over oopsie. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
32:38
Mm-hmm. And he's wondering if her
32:40
drinking if her drinking about was,
32:42
in fact, they call for help
32:45
for help for help for help
32:47
for help for help. And that's
32:49
what he's accusing her of. I
32:51
love this delivery there. Consider it
32:53
answered. Quite literally. But at that
32:55
point, Shawna calls Misty as well.
32:57
And so we know from the
32:59
scene in Taisa that she was
33:01
been like, she's the last on
33:03
the list, most likely, but at
33:05
least second. And Walter's really upset
33:07
that she's going to go answer
33:09
their call immediately for multiple reasons,
33:11
but also just on Wednesdays, we
33:13
clean Callegio's cage. That's our Wednesday
33:15
activity. Which sounds terrible. Have you
33:17
guys ever had a bird? Is
33:20
he living with her? No. That's
33:22
what I was wondering. Are they?
33:24
Like, have they moved in together?
33:26
I think he's just been lingering.
33:28
Just, like, he's independently wealthy. Yeah,
33:30
he's independently wealthy. So he's just,
33:32
like, hasn't left. Which is starting
33:34
to wear on Misty. Which I
33:36
don't think she's in a position
33:38
to be, like, judgy about that.
33:40
You know? She's not a guest
33:42
in the last 20 years and
33:44
now she's like, you're just clingy,
33:46
you know, and it's like, you
33:48
have a guest in your head.
33:50
who is not only willing to
33:52
but is excited to clean your
33:55
bird cage with you. Yeah, hang
33:57
on to that. And it's Elijah
33:59
Wood. And he's probably paying your
34:01
rent to our mortgage. Like, you
34:03
know he is, you know he's
34:05
good for it. Walter's a G.
34:07
I think she should have just
34:09
stayed and cleaned the cage. He
34:11
could destroy her. Why upset him?
34:13
This next line though was super
34:15
weird. I clocked some weird music
34:17
choices. Because she says you couldn't
34:19
possibly understand the bonds forged in
34:21
life and death experiences and he
34:23
when it cuts to him He's
34:25
not taking this well, and it's
34:27
got this dark foreboding score behind
34:30
this scene and it made me
34:32
think knowing Walter being kind of
34:34
crazy I mean he's a murderer
34:36
and stuff pretty cool with all
34:38
that stuff. It made me feel
34:40
like he's going to want to
34:42
manufacture some sort of life life
34:44
and death Thing for Misty to
34:46
experience with him so that they
34:48
can be bonded. You can just
34:50
see his mind turning there like,
34:52
okay, that's what you'd like, which
34:54
Misty should love because that's what
34:56
she did to the rest of
34:58
the girls, but I bet she
35:00
won't. So I think if anything
35:02
there won't be like a full
35:04
heel turn, but there will be
35:07
a sort of pseudo heel turn
35:09
for Walter through his love for
35:11
her, if that makes sense. Had
35:13
I hope so. Back in the
35:15
past, young Natalie and Misty are
35:17
heading south and they're discussing what
35:19
happened to Coach Scott. And one
35:21
interesting tidbit we didn't talk about
35:23
yet is in this episode, if
35:25
you believe him, Coach did not
35:27
burn down the cabin. We all
35:29
just assumed that he really did
35:31
because it kind of set him
35:33
up even from the viewer's point
35:35
of view. Like he was just
35:37
angry at the girls and left
35:39
and did that, but he claims
35:42
he didn't and the girls are
35:44
now discussing whether or not he
35:46
actually did. I mean you've seen
35:48
it most recently but I would
35:50
I would guess they did not
35:52
be the way that this is
35:54
shot. Well I almost wonder I
35:56
mean they allude to him talking
35:58
to some thing at the end
36:00
of this episode. So part of
36:02
me is like, is this going
36:04
to be maybe a similar Taisha
36:06
situation where he has this separate
36:08
personality or like maybe this quote
36:10
unquote wilderness personality that takes over
36:12
him? I don't know. It was
36:14
a little confusing because I think
36:17
I do remember him physically like
36:19
lighting. Well prior to doing that
36:21
he was also going crazy and
36:23
having all of those visions of
36:25
his life with Paul that like
36:27
seemingly he could have had if
36:29
he had chosen to stay because
36:31
he has like all those things
36:33
about like you know I decided
36:35
fuck that soccer team I want
36:37
to live my best life with
36:39
you but clearly that's not what
36:41
happened because he's in the forest
36:43
with the girls so I think
36:45
that Paul is who he's talking
36:47
to when he's having his moments
36:49
and I'm pretty sure that they
36:52
showed him setting stuff around the
36:54
house to start the fire. This
36:56
is a dumb, nothing way to
36:58
contribute to this debate. It makes
37:00
sense to me. If you Google
37:02
it, on Reddit, there's a bunch
37:04
of people arguing about whether or
37:06
not Coach Ben burned down the
37:08
cabin. And so I just, and
37:10
that's from two years ago, I
37:12
just feel like it didn't show
37:14
him doing that if that's a
37:16
debate. Right? Like what a silly
37:18
piece of evidence, but I mean,
37:20
I think there's some logic to
37:22
that. Like this Reddit user who's
37:24
deleted by the way, so maybe
37:27
don't trust him. What's he been
37:29
doing? There's no wrong. There's no.
37:31
There's no scenario in which Ben
37:33
burned the cabin down blah blah
37:35
blah blah. But then there's another
37:37
post. Do we really think Coach
37:39
Ben burned the cabin down in
37:41
a bunch of people? Oh, I
37:43
get what you're saying Andy. So
37:45
I think it showed him grabbing
37:47
matches or something, and that's what
37:49
Andy's talking about and remembering. So
37:51
yeah, I don't know. We'll find
37:53
out soon. But I think that's
37:55
what happened is they showed him
37:57
grabbing fire-starting tools. to mislead us.
37:59
To mislead us. As to who
38:02
he's talking to, which happens at
38:04
the end of this episode, we'll
38:06
talk about it more then, but
38:08
I just read it as like,
38:10
he's going crazy, he's been alone
38:12
for months, and then before that
38:14
with even worse company. And we
38:16
had seen him like hallucinating his
38:18
husband and stuff a lot. I'd
38:21
never consider that there was like
38:23
a physical other person there or
38:25
anything like that. I just thought
38:27
the island was getting to him,
38:29
or not the island, but I
38:31
wish it was an island. Lost
38:33
callback. He's talking to John Locke
38:35
back there. I worked in that
38:37
hatch, Capen. Get over your leg
38:39
being missing. Let's go do it.
38:41
He's talking to the French guy.
38:43
I wish he'd have found a
38:45
bunch of heroin like they did
38:47
on lost instead of what he
38:49
found. protein bars and stuff. I
38:52
think they did. That's what Travis
38:54
what Travis is doing right. Oh,
38:56
there's this plane. I love it.
38:58
Yeah, I don't know. I don't
39:00
know. I don't know. But Mari
39:02
fixed her leg, ish, still sore,
39:04
I'm guessing. Maybe some tears, as
39:06
the doctors have pointed out. And
39:08
she tells Coach, you can't leave
39:10
me here. And she's like, with
39:12
the thing that was screaming, which
39:14
I thought the screams were Mari.
39:16
So I'm confused. I'm confused by
39:18
that. I guess there's some other
39:20
like scary sounding entity. The screams
39:23
were very scary sounding and monstrous
39:25
sounding in the previous episode. So
39:27
unless Mari was a werewolf, or
39:29
something else was going on, I
39:31
could be. But it seems like
39:33
she was stuck in the hole
39:35
and she also heard the scary
39:37
spooky monster noises. Yeah, if that's
39:39
the case, I would be scared
39:41
to be in that hole as
39:43
well. I'm finna not being this
39:45
pit anymore. Yeah, because at the
39:47
end of the previous episode, I
39:49
mean they all heard. the screams
39:51
and I kind of interpreted they
39:53
could be marries and obviously like
39:56
they're in the woods and see
39:58
things are scarier because they're in
40:00
the woods and it can be
40:02
heightened or whatever that's how I
40:04
took it was like from their
40:06
POV it sounded like a werewolf
40:08
but it was just those the
40:10
way I was reading it but
40:12
now that maria acknowledges that she
40:14
heard these crazy screams too I'm
40:16
like okay what What was screaming?
40:18
No one knows. And it's at
40:20
this point that coach either pretends
40:22
or is legitimately surprised that the
40:24
cabin is burnt down. So maybe
40:27
he's got like a split personality
40:29
scenario, but I think that's lame
40:31
given what we already experienced with
40:33
Tiesa. You can't just do that
40:35
again. So I don't know what's
40:37
going on there. It's interesting, but
40:39
he claims he did not burn
40:41
the cabin down. In the present.
40:43
Misty shows up to Shawna's house
40:45
and I love that she sees
40:47
Jeff and Shawna and assumes they're
40:49
all going out and she's like,
40:51
oh, I didn't know it was
40:53
a dressy thing. It's actually quite
40:55
sad. Yes, she got a bag
40:57
full of board games and stuff
41:00
like she was about a good
41:02
time. She wanted to hang out.
41:04
Yeah, which is interesting how well
41:06
they're able to and it's partly,
41:08
it's 90% how good Christina Ritchie
41:10
is and how lovable she is
41:12
and how lovable, is a funny
41:14
juxtaposition to feel as a viewer,
41:16
you know, but it's hilarious. It
41:18
worked so well for me. Wait,
41:20
is this an intervention? She got
41:22
drunk once. And now she's like,
41:24
oh God, am I, you know,
41:26
it's just like, are you an
41:28
alcoholic? And, you know, do you
41:31
have a drinking problem? And then
41:33
Misty goes, do I? There are
41:35
like people you'll run into in
41:37
the drug scene that do drugs
41:39
like once and they're like, whoa.
41:41
I have a problem. I think
41:43
I'm addicted. You know what I
41:45
mean? And as the drug addict,
41:47
you're like, shut the fuck up.
41:49
You know. Yeah. I took 20
41:51
bucks. And I liked it. There's
41:53
this girl I went to high
41:55
school with and she got razzed
41:57
a bunch for like a couple
41:59
years because she went to a
42:02
party and a bunch of people
42:04
were giving her apple juice and
42:06
telling her it was beer. And
42:08
she was pretending she was acting
42:10
like she was drunk. Like, I'm
42:12
so drunk, I had so much
42:14
beers. And they're like, we just
42:16
gave you app, which is dumbest.
42:18
I'll do the placebo. is fucking
42:20
real without alcohol. It's bizarre. That's
42:22
bullying. It is bullying, but it
42:24
was funny. That's so funny. But
42:26
like, they would do that. I
42:28
feel like they would do that
42:30
to Misty. No? They for sure.
42:32
You probably would. She could have
42:35
got diabetes or diarrhea. Is this
42:37
a universal experience for everyone to
42:39
do to their friend? Always. A
42:41
bunch of bullies. Yeah. Boleys. Shit.
42:43
That's so funny. But Shawn is
42:45
like, no, you're going to stay
42:47
here and babysit. I need you
42:49
to keep Callie and Blattie from
42:51
talking to each other. That's your
42:53
job. And you're the only one
42:55
I trust, which is so mean
42:57
and not true. Because she's like
42:59
the last one she called, God
43:01
damage Shawna. But back in the
43:03
past. Natalie is walking with Misty.
43:06
I love the bit where Misty's
43:08
like, you know, the way that
43:10
Coach Scott and I ended things,
43:12
you know, because she's so cringe-worthy
43:14
and delusional, and Natalie can hardly
43:16
stand it. But she wants to
43:18
cover up the fact that Coach
43:20
is alive. She sees the animal
43:22
trap there, and she tries to
43:24
dissuade Misty, and from, you know,
43:26
from going that way and from
43:28
seeing it, she does a horrible
43:30
job. She's a terrible liar. It's
43:32
really uncomfortable to watch. It would
43:34
have been so easy to cover
43:36
that up. She's so bad at
43:39
it. She could have just been
43:41
like, oh, I said that last
43:43
summer. You know what I mean?
43:45
Actually, I don't want to go
43:47
south anymore. I just, Mari doesn't
43:49
know where the berries are. This
43:51
is a dumb idea. Like, it
43:53
would have been so easy. Mari's
43:55
an idiot. Yeah. Yeah, not to
43:57
be, admit that I'm such a
43:59
good liar or anything, but it's
44:01
like, that would have been so
44:03
easy. Back in the present, what's
44:05
that tape that Callie's got? Do
44:07
we know? We don't, do we?
44:10
got left on the porch. Yeah,
44:12
it was, the spooky Hillary Swank
44:14
monster that we were kind of,
44:16
that was spying on Shauna was
44:18
also spying when she was making
44:20
her Sunday and left that on
44:22
the porch and calendar. Oh, that
44:24
was in the symbol envelope? Yes.
44:26
Okay. But it's like, it's one
44:28
of those old small tapes that
44:30
needs to be put in a
44:32
big VHS or a camera, right?
44:34
I thought it was a cassette
44:36
tape. Yeah, it's an old school
44:38
videotape. You wouldn't know nothing about
44:40
it. Back in the day, before
44:43
the cloud, we had to video
44:45
record things on tape. Oh, wow.
44:47
I know. Ancient. Ancient. Ancient. We
44:49
had VHS converters for those little
44:51
tapes where you could play them
44:53
on your TV. You could just
44:55
plug stuff in. My family did
44:57
have that. I did have that.
44:59
But to me, it just looked
45:01
like a cassette tape. Anyway, moving
45:03
on. You couldn't imagine back, like
45:05
you pop in a tape that
45:07
was blank and you didn't know
45:09
what you were going to get.
45:11
You might get 30 minutes of
45:14
a wedding, 12 minutes of porn,
45:16
and then half of a Super
45:18
Bowl all on one tape. I
45:20
love it. It's so fucking dead
45:22
on. This is a wild movie.
45:24
I like the second act. Well,
45:26
the reason I thought it was
45:28
a cassette tape is because they
45:30
do show in the trailer for
45:32
this season, they do show Shawna
45:34
listening to it. So there's no
45:36
visual element to the videotape. Oh,
45:38
really? From the trailer. There's no
45:40
video. Yeah, there's no video element
45:42
that I witnessed. But I like
45:44
to think Talie is like me
45:47
in this moment where she's like,
45:49
what the fuck is this? How
45:51
do I play this? That's the
45:53
funniest part. That's the real context
45:55
of that scene is she's like,
45:57
what is this? What are you
45:59
saying? She's
46:01
like so weird. Is this one
46:03
of those dama-gachi's moms always talking
46:05
about? Ooh, she's gonna take it
46:07
to a band because she runs
46:10
at the DHS store. Is this
46:12
a Furby? Oh, that'd be cool.
46:14
Ferby. This is a Furby. Lottie
46:16
comes in and tries to talk
46:18
to her and she's immediately Lottie.
46:20
I've seen your future. But Misty
46:22
comes in, she's like, hey, we
46:24
need to alphabetize the pantry. I
46:27
just noticed it's unalphasitized. Come on,
46:29
Lottie, because that's the best Misty
46:31
can come up with. Back in
46:33
the past, Van and Taisa are
46:35
on their own search party for
46:37
Mari. Taisa blames Natalie, and they
46:39
talk about the coach again. Natalie
46:41
never wanted to believe that he
46:43
did it. So again, they're like,
46:46
all of a sudden. whether or
46:48
not he burnt down the cabin
46:50
is a huge discussion from multiple
46:52
factions in this show. And Van
46:54
Clocks immediately that Taisa wants to
46:56
be the leader and that's why
46:58
she's criticizing Natalie so much. Do
47:00
you want to perhaps run a
47:02
campaign to lead a community of
47:05
people? Perhaps. And a plate does
47:07
not want to be governed? And
47:09
then impeach yourself? Yeah. And now
47:11
they hear Travis screaming screaming. And
47:13
he's like, whoa! Oh, babes! I'm
47:15
not sure. This reminds me of
47:17
a part in the book. Okay,
47:19
they were friends. He trusted him.
47:22
But he says, they're coming. I
47:24
don't want to see them. And
47:26
he's like, and he's got some
47:28
kind of like creepy horror movie
47:30
nursery rhyme. One, two, three eyes
47:32
on me. Or he's like singing
47:34
Will I Am and Brittany. Wrong.
47:36
I'm not sure. This reminds me
47:38
it's of a part in the...
47:41
the only season of Firefly, one
47:43
of the characters has a moment
47:45
where she keeps repeating the line
47:47
one, two, hands of blue, and
47:49
then like just repeats over and
47:51
over again. And so when he
47:53
started doing this, I just immediately
47:55
thought of that like, ah, we're
47:57
gonna. I'll cover that show soon.
48:00
Can't wait. Yeah, we'll get there
48:02
soon. I don't know what he's
48:04
doing here though. They're trying to
48:06
get inside me. And then he
48:08
cries. Don't let him. Yeah, he
48:10
starts smoking Lottie in the Italian
48:12
van and like, dude, what are
48:14
you doing to Travis? What the
48:17
fuck is going on because they
48:19
can see that Travis is really,
48:21
you know, having a real bad
48:23
trip and Lottish. Needing into this
48:25
batch like tell me what they
48:27
said what are they going to
48:29
put in you? Are they using
48:31
Loub? Are they using protection? She's
48:33
like the worst friend I have
48:36
when you're having a bad trip.
48:38
Oh for sure. She's like painting
48:40
her face and like messing with
48:42
her eyeballs. She's putting the lights
48:44
on her fingers and stuff. This
48:46
isn't a tool and you're like
48:48
no not a tool. Terrible. Terrible.
48:50
Yeah, he's weeping. He's having a
48:52
really bad time, but she wants
48:55
to, like, all the spirits love
48:57
you. You're the one they've chosen.
48:59
Come on. Back in the present,
49:01
Taisa shows up to the restaurant
49:03
to pay the bill, and it's
49:05
a, I don't think I've ever
49:07
been to a restaurant that doesn't
49:09
take cash, but maybe these really
49:12
fancy ones are like that sometimes.
49:14
The whole credit card thing was
49:16
weird. why they even bring that
49:18
up if it wasn't going to
49:20
be if it wasn't going to
49:22
matter. But also I was under
49:24
the impression that the restaurant already
49:26
knew that she was like she
49:28
was her yeah she already knew
49:31
who she was so like her
49:33
paying for the dinner wouldn't have
49:35
like out at her any more
49:37
than them already knowing that it
49:39
was her unless it was like
49:41
this evidence is our senator that
49:43
went crazy and then impeached herself
49:45
weird. Exactly. But she sees like
49:47
the little like memorial setup in
49:50
the restaurant. That is a corporate
49:52
thing that they would do. Like,
49:54
hey, we're not gonna. We also
49:56
have to work today, but we
49:58
lid some candles for Carl. Right.
50:00
I know we're all sad, but
50:02
we've got a 30 top coming
50:04
at noon. Come on back to
50:07
it. And she runs. And it's
50:09
totally, I also get like the
50:11
carryout person's not going to know
50:13
how to pull up a check
50:15
from the previous night. And she
50:17
has to go get a manager.
50:19
Like that's that all tracks. That's
50:21
definitely going to happen. Yeah. They're
50:23
all dramatic when they come back,
50:26
like, that's the one. So she
50:28
runs, she grabs her card and
50:30
runs. Misty and Lottie are alphabetizing
50:32
the cabinet. This was done really
50:34
well. She's talking about, should we
50:36
do N for N cheese? You
50:38
know, all that shit. But also
50:40
the fact that she like clocks
50:42
the allergy medicine and sets that
50:45
out and stuff, like it's a
50:47
really offended comment, that's well done.
50:49
Check all his allergy allergy medicine.
50:51
And Lottie's like, no, you shouldn't
50:53
feel bad. Natalie's death was exactly
50:55
as intended. It chose. And I
50:57
love Misty's response. So they just
50:59
let you right out of the
51:02
hospital, huh? And then they hear
51:04
Cali sneaking up and she's like,
51:06
no, guys, let's do this sleepover
51:08
style, you know, and what's the
51:10
alcohol that she wants to drink?
51:12
Oh, Roman milk. Yeah, something like
51:14
that, which sounds disgusting. She said,
51:16
was that a white Russian? Well,
51:18
that's some big Labowski shit, but.
51:21
So vodka and milk is a
51:23
white Russian. That makes sense. Vodka,
51:25
Russia, right. What is this like
51:27
a white pirate? Maybe. I forget
51:29
what she called it. Like a
51:31
milk-rome punch or something. Milk-rome punch.
51:33
Yes, that's what she called. A
51:35
white pirate. Yeah. Oh, stunning. Is
51:37
this going to be your guys'
51:40
next cocktail party, the yellow checkets
51:42
version? I mean, I got milk
51:44
and rum here, bro. Andy can
51:46
just do a misty and just
51:48
do shots of whiskey. But yeah,
51:50
misty is like, no, I'm hung
51:52
over and she's medicated, hopefully, not
51:54
that we can't be drinking and
51:57
hanging out and doing sleepovers. And
51:59
they're like, are you scared of
52:01
my... and then a lot of
52:03
these like to be fair we're
52:05
all scared of your mom. Which
52:07
we find out more and more
52:09
why soon. But Misty's never been
52:11
to a sleepover and that's when
52:13
the girls step in like oh
52:16
girl. That is ridiculous. Well technically
52:18
I was at like an 18
52:20
month long sleepover and they're like
52:22
no, doesn't count. But Sean and
52:24
Jeff are at that work dinner
52:26
and these guys, Madison you talked
52:28
earlier about how Sean was being
52:30
really rude but these guys clearly
52:32
suck from jump from jump. I
52:35
mean, I guess like when I
52:37
say rude, I mean, I guess
52:39
just objectively like being on her
52:41
phone and like not being disinterested
52:43
in the conversation, whereas I feel
52:45
like, I mean, her going into
52:47
this dinner, knowing what it is,
52:49
I mean, I feel like she
52:52
could have maybe just like put
52:54
on a front for her husband,
52:56
but I also understand like she's
52:58
not going to do that either.
53:00
So I mean, it's a little
53:02
conflicting. To me, I'd be like,
53:04
it's one night, your husband doesn't
53:06
ask you for much, just like
53:08
entertain it and like make Jeff
53:11
happy in this instance, but also
53:13
like those guys did suck. Like
53:15
I don't think there was any
53:17
redemption, even if she did put
53:19
on a front. She didn't give
53:21
them any rope either to prove
53:23
that there, she was just like
53:25
immediately showed up, like, no, I'm
53:27
out, I don't like these guys.
53:30
Well, we don't know how far
53:32
into that conversation it had gotten
53:34
when we see her. I think
53:36
it's an interesting way to film
53:38
that scene if you want to
53:40
paint Shauna as like a selfish
53:42
person, which she is, who's always
53:44
wrapped up in her own shit,
53:47
which she is, and can't take
53:49
one night to let Jeff have
53:51
any kind of normal, which she
53:53
is, but like they very clearly
53:55
suck very badly. They're so disrespectful.
53:57
You know, we don't know if
53:59
your furniture's tits enough for our,
54:01
you know, and it's just like...
54:03
And then at the end they're
54:06
like, we're just not, you know,
54:08
you're small mop and pop, you're
54:10
not cool like us, and like
54:12
I don't think it was ever
54:14
going to work anyway. and so
54:16
sure. She just wanted Jeff to
54:18
have some god damn self-respect but
54:20
at this and but I don't
54:22
know what their financial situation is
54:25
if like they desperately need to
54:27
be like out here sucking Dick
54:29
for furniture jobs or something like
54:31
I don't have enough context but
54:33
it well he was blackmailing to
54:35
try to keep the store and
54:37
so I mean they're really broke.
54:39
It's not great that's true. Yeah
54:42
I don't know it's just weird
54:44
it's a weird way to do
54:46
it. She was just talking to
54:48
him a few scenes prior before
54:50
Lottie showed up that she was
54:52
like ready to get back to
54:54
normal and like focus on the
54:56
family and growing the family back
54:58
together and then the first opportunity
55:01
that they have. Yeah. Not really
55:03
a team player. Now I actually
55:05
I do agree that it's understandable
55:07
that she's not because Lottie just
55:09
showed up and she's looking at
55:11
her phone like is Lottie getting
55:13
her claws into my daughter like
55:15
totally understand her worry in that
55:17
situation. as much as you could.
55:20
I thought they were going to
55:22
set this, they were setting the
55:24
scene up for Shawna to step
55:26
in and close the deal. And
55:28
that's going to be like a
55:30
comedic twist. I still think there's
55:32
a chance where that happens where
55:34
she stepped up and did that
55:37
and then like next episode like,
55:39
Jeff, your wife is the tits.
55:41
I love the balls on that
55:43
batch. Let's do this. all of
55:45
them. And you know, so he's
55:47
embarrassing himself and then Shauna's like,
55:49
what have the Saviche? Which I
55:51
don't even know what that is.
55:53
And I saw I was like,
55:56
oh, Shauna's gonna close this deal,
55:58
like by being, you know, disinterested.
56:00
Which you're right, it still could
56:02
go that route. But the guys
56:04
are just so like phones at
56:06
the table again. And you know,
56:08
Shauna's just like, oh, you're gonna.
56:10
What are you my dad? Like,
56:12
you know, there's just like this
56:15
immediate like you're terrible. You're terrible
56:17
people. It's not a hotel. It's
56:19
an experience. Yeah, they said that
56:21
like immediately. I loved it. And
56:23
Jeff's like, don't say anything, Shawna,
56:25
please sleep over their plan. Truth
56:27
or dare. She puts allergy medicine.
56:29
and grenadine in the cocktail, which
56:32
those two go together. It was
56:34
even red allergy medicine, but not
56:36
in milk. So I was just
56:38
like, what's the cocktail vibe here?
56:40
It's also Cali who's 16 making
56:42
cocktails. So like, sorry, but like,
56:44
I doubt she has any knowledge
56:46
of how to make drinks. Well,
56:48
obviously she's drinking fucking milk and
56:51
wrong. My cocktail lunch at 17
56:53
was just Sailor Jerry and Dr.
56:55
Pepper go really well together. I
56:57
do. Or in Mountain Dew and
56:59
Everclear. Oh, Jesus Christ. Wow. Mine
57:01
was Burnett's. Burnett's alcohol. It's just
57:03
like a like cheap, like cheap,
57:05
like vodka stuff. It's just which
57:07
sodas go with which liquors? That's
57:10
your cocktail knowledge at 17. Or
57:12
a gatorade. Gatorade? Sure. Get some
57:14
electrolytes in there? Yeah. We used
57:16
to mix pedia light with certain
57:18
clear liquors to try to get
57:20
ahead of the hangovers. Yeah. And
57:22
like, it's supposed to be funny,
57:24
but... It all sounds pretty good
57:27
to me. But she wants to
57:29
know what it is. Like she's
57:31
starting to, she really wants that
57:33
information from Lottie. So does everybody,
57:35
what is it? Oh, everybody thinks
57:37
we ate people there and that
57:39
is ridiculous, you know, so did
57:41
you? And Cali's really hardcore trying
57:43
to hammer this down. That allergy
57:46
medicine hit Misty ridiculously quickly. Harvey's
57:48
like, what is that? Because I
57:50
need that. Could I give us
57:52
a moment about Misty's face mask?
57:54
Oh my gosh. Oh, the cheetah.
57:56
They opened up the scene with
57:58
Fiona Apple and I just I
58:00
was loving that and then when
58:02
they both were like they had
58:05
the face masks on they were
58:07
like yeah truth or dare like
58:09
it was just such it looked
58:11
like a S&L skit and I
58:13
really liked it was really funny.
58:15
The masks all like I said
58:17
that all the comedic beats work
58:19
really well and this. episode for
58:22
me for sure like I was
58:24
I was laughing at the masks
58:26
I thought it was a great
58:28
great touch. And then Missy was
58:30
like oh yeah I'm not or
58:32
something she was like oh I'm
58:34
not gonna play Truth or Dare
58:36
like I'm not that interesting and
58:38
then Cally looked I liked this
58:41
line because I feel like it
58:43
had a double meaning but she's
58:45
like the body counts a little
58:47
high for you to claim to
58:49
be boring and I'm like it's
58:51
alluding to like maybe them killing
58:53
people and also then like because
58:55
Missty's an adult. Stuff with people.
58:57
And like with the cheetah mask
59:00
and Missy's like kind of dark
59:02
stare in response to that, but
59:04
also like that's fair. You know,
59:06
like that all meshes and works
59:08
so well. Yeah. But back in
59:10
the past, the coach brings a
59:12
ladder and rope for Mari to
59:14
get out. And then he like,
59:17
sweet dogs are over. He's got
59:19
the plan, which it was clever
59:21
that he used the rope. He's
59:23
like, I'll tie yourself up so
59:25
I can help pull you up
59:27
the ladder, but also he had
59:29
that plan so that she would
59:31
already have herself tied up, because
59:33
he could just kind of wrap
59:36
her in it. And he's like,
59:38
I'm not trying to hurt you,
59:40
but I can't trust that mob.
59:42
Then he gives her one of
59:44
his crutches, because now she's got
59:46
a bad leg. He's like, we're
59:48
going to go real slow. Because
59:50
he's like, you think I'm going
59:53
to trust you guys, you guys,
59:55
you guys killed and ate Havi,
59:57
you guys killed and ate Havi.
59:59
Havi. Do you think I'd be
1:00:01
next if I don't play my
1:00:03
cards right? Mars like we didn't
1:00:05
kill hobby. We did. We did
1:00:07
eat him though. He just didn't
1:00:09
save him as he drowned. He
1:00:12
was already dead, first off. But
1:00:14
there's no second off, like that's
1:00:16
how you respond to that if
1:00:18
you're the cannibal. First off, we
1:00:20
didn't kill him. Second, I don't
1:00:22
want to be in the hole
1:00:24
anymore. Back in the present, Tais
1:00:26
is smoking a siggi, walking around.
1:00:28
This whole like Spanish sermon thing
1:00:31
is an interesting touch. Yeah, I've
1:00:33
never seen a curbside storefront. church
1:00:35
that you can just walk up
1:00:37
to from the sidewalk on Main
1:00:39
Street and then pass with people
1:00:41
in a back room. Well I
1:00:43
would imagine in like big cities
1:00:45
there are little weird churches like
1:00:48
this in downtown areas like I'm
1:00:50
not surprised that there's like a
1:00:52
church in there and I'm more
1:00:54
surprised that she just walked through
1:00:56
the service and just it's straight
1:00:58
to the back door and they're
1:01:00
like Well they are in jerseys
1:01:02
so you know there's no rules
1:01:04
in Jersey. Tony Sopano yada yada
1:01:07
yada yada it happens it's true
1:01:09
but she offers she picked up
1:01:11
a matchbook at that restaurant which
1:01:13
I thought that was going to
1:01:15
be a thing and I meant
1:01:17
to go back but like Steve
1:01:19
pointed out last week that our
1:01:21
screeners are weird on pausing I
1:01:23
wanted to see what the restaurant
1:01:26
was called or what it said
1:01:28
in French and see if it
1:01:30
was clever but I couldn't pause
1:01:32
it on there It's not a
1:01:34
woman in French. Referencing Hillary Swank,
1:01:36
she is Coach Ben. It's not
1:01:38
a woman. Yeah, interesting. How to,
1:01:40
but she, but she, but she
1:01:43
offers the matchbook to the flame.
1:01:45
So it's kind of like a
1:01:47
RIP waiter guy, you know, we're
1:01:49
going to miss you Carl kind
1:01:51
of thing, but also like, like,
1:01:54
The spirit took another one. I don't
1:01:56
know it's it's it's it seems to
1:01:58
be what's going on like she wanted
1:02:01
to like complete the offering or whatever,
1:02:03
I'm not sure. That's the way that
1:02:05
I took it at least. And then
1:02:08
Mother Mary's like, what's this for? Why
1:02:10
are you doing this for me? But
1:02:12
mystery is not answering, Misty is not,
1:02:15
not mystery, mystery, fuck, Misty is not
1:02:17
answering Shawna's phone calls. So Shawna goes
1:02:19
to the bathroom, she goes into one
1:02:21
of the stalls, and there's like these,
1:02:24
I don't understand this scene at all.
1:02:26
There's like creepy footsteps, which is the
1:02:28
worst when you're trying to take a
1:02:31
shit or like Vape without being caught
1:02:33
in the airport. And she's like ready.
1:02:35
And then the light turns off. I
1:02:38
like Shawna's instincts. She gets the keystappers,
1:02:40
and her phone light goes outside the
1:02:42
stall, looks around a second. Are we
1:02:45
supposed to believe that whoever that was
1:02:47
snuck around her and put the phone
1:02:49
on the on the toilet? How fuck
1:02:52
did they do that? I assumed that
1:02:54
they selected that first before they stood
1:02:56
awkwardly outside of her stall. So I'll
1:02:58
ask you guys, when I watched this,
1:03:01
the editing of her in the bathroom
1:03:03
was really odd. And I don't know
1:03:05
if it was, I don't know if
1:03:08
it's because we have screeners, but I
1:03:10
think so. But I was like, I
1:03:12
feel like something happened in the interim
1:03:15
between. that and when it cut because
1:03:17
I'm like that tap something's happened so
1:03:19
abruptly it happened so abruptly I was
1:03:22
like what happened yeah I felt the
1:03:24
same way Madison I felt like because
1:03:26
when the lights go out it's immediate
1:03:29
cut to her bursting out of the
1:03:31
room or out of the stall and
1:03:33
I for I kind of thought that
1:03:35
I missed something and went back and
1:03:38
watched it a couple times it didn't
1:03:40
do that to me it showed her
1:03:42
like freaking out and getting the keys
1:03:45
out of her purse oh and then
1:03:47
she busts out of the stall on
1:03:49
my version I saw her get the
1:03:52
keys out and stuff, but like the
1:03:54
edit when the lights went out was
1:03:56
a jarring weird one and like it
1:03:59
was like a mismatch of where her.
1:04:01
was and stuff like in the shot
1:04:03
like it was an awkward edit that
1:04:06
I'm assuming is just a screen or
1:04:08
thing. It did show the keys and
1:04:10
never get in the flashlight. Yeah
1:04:12
but logistically I guess that
1:04:15
person knew Sean I was
1:04:17
going to go in the
1:04:19
bathroom question mark so put
1:04:21
the phone in there left
1:04:23
and then came back. It's
1:04:25
a lot I remember from
1:04:27
the island. She's a pooper.
1:04:30
What if we were turning terrible
1:04:32
at me? We were terrible at
1:04:34
nicknames. But the point still stands.
1:04:36
What if the black mailer or
1:04:38
whoever this is was in the
1:04:40
bathroom in the in that stall
1:04:42
next to her when she showed
1:04:44
up and was like, oh great,
1:04:47
cool. And then two birds once
1:04:49
said. Yeah, yeah. They were saddlebag.
1:04:51
And then she's like, wait. I
1:04:53
have an idea. I was about
1:04:55
to blow this one up, but
1:04:57
Sean, I mean... Or maybe it
1:04:59
was a situation where they put
1:05:01
the phone in there to record,
1:05:04
Sean, and then... I don't know.
1:05:06
I have no idea. It doesn't
1:05:08
make any sense. It was
1:05:10
one of the hotel bras.
1:05:12
He was like, nice. That's
1:05:14
what the audio tape is.
1:05:17
It's just, Seana taking a
1:05:19
shit. It's just
1:05:21
plops, you think?
1:05:24
That's so disturbing!
1:05:27
Why is Travis
1:05:29
doing it? Plops
1:05:32
to you, bro. Plops
1:05:35
to you. I think
1:05:37
it's just... It's
1:05:39
just plops, you think? It's,
1:05:41
uh, I think that scene is just
1:05:44
poorly handled, but all we need to
1:05:46
know is there's a fucking mystery phone
1:05:48
in there. There's a blocked caller trying
1:05:51
to call it, probably wants to
1:05:53
talk to her, you know, like, hey, answer
1:05:55
this, and she gives it to the bartender.
1:05:57
And we get back to the Cryptobros
1:05:59
Hotel. runners does your stock
1:06:01
fuck Jeff? It's like oh
1:06:03
yeah my furniture has lots
1:06:05
of sex. And this is
1:06:08
where I was like I
1:06:10
would expect like if my if
1:06:12
my wife owned a business and
1:06:14
I was trying to be polite
1:06:16
and like they were like
1:06:18
treating her this way it would
1:06:21
be difficult for me to.
1:06:23
treat them well either, you know? Obviously,
1:06:25
we're your lifeline, Jeff. Like, you need
1:06:28
us, right? We don't need you. You
1:06:30
know, like, I'm not gonna just sit
1:06:32
there, probably. But I love Shauna's, you
1:06:34
know, this was a fun moment
1:06:36
for me. What did your dad
1:06:39
do? You know, real estate? Oh,
1:06:41
we're just like you. That's so
1:06:44
weird. Two self-main, completely separate businesses,
1:06:46
self-made. That's interesting, you know. And
1:06:48
then she kind of goes full-on.
1:06:51
You fucking nothing. A piece of
1:06:53
shit, dickless little bitch. He's like
1:06:55
a little boner. Back in the
1:06:58
past, Akila checks on
1:07:00
Travis. This is a heartbreaking
1:07:02
scene. I think, I forget
1:07:04
his name, but the guy
1:07:06
who plays Travis is doing
1:07:09
a really good job here.
1:07:11
Like, do you want to hold
1:07:13
Mortimer? And he's like... I want
1:07:15
to pet toward Mortimer. I would
1:07:17
love to pet a ducky right
1:07:19
now. It's a duck, right? I
1:07:21
want to be an idiot. Yes.
1:07:23
Okay. It's a mallard, you Philistine?
1:07:26
Every time I ever since Dragonfly
1:07:28
Butterfly, I've had this like stick
1:07:30
where I'm just a fucking idiot
1:07:33
with animals specifically. So I wanted
1:07:35
to make sure, like everybody's talking
1:07:37
about severance and I'm like, what
1:07:40
are the emos for though, you
1:07:42
know? There's not emos or goats.
1:07:44
He does want to hold a
1:07:47
Mortimer and it was very sad.
1:07:49
Lottie fucking sucks. She's a real
1:07:51
fuddy duddy. She, like as soon as
1:07:54
he starts to get some comfort,
1:07:56
she walks up like, you rang. It's
1:07:58
like, you're not now. It just
1:08:00
wants to be happy, Travis. Let
1:08:02
it inside you. I was going to
1:08:04
say, Travis says to her, it doesn't want
1:08:07
me. It wants someone. I forget
1:08:09
what exactly he says to her.
1:08:11
It's like, they want something. Someone else
1:08:13
is closer to it. Yes, yeah. That's
1:08:15
why he looks at her. Trust her.
1:08:17
And he looks at Kila, but like
1:08:19
he's lying. He just wants the
1:08:21
lotty smoke off his back. I
1:08:23
love that shot when Lottie leaves
1:08:25
him to go talk to Akila.
1:08:27
He's holding murder by the duck
1:08:29
and he does this really guilty.
1:08:32
I just got your mommy in
1:08:34
trouble born. I'm sorry. It had
1:08:36
to be done. I don't want
1:08:38
to take the shrooms anymore. Yeah.
1:08:40
I was actually so close
1:08:43
of Travis that he got to
1:08:45
hold that duck. Yeah. He deserved
1:08:47
it. He deserved it. He deserved
1:08:49
it. That's the
1:08:52
pip and the dog of
1:08:54
the cannibals for sure.
1:08:56
Mortimer. Mortimer. I
1:08:59
wish you'd stop eating each
1:09:01
other. You go to
1:09:03
eat me eventually too.
1:09:05
Aren't you? I know it. Do
1:09:07
dogs even lay eggs? I think
1:09:10
so. Do they? I'm speaking as
1:09:12
kit now. I have no idea.
1:09:14
And then Misty and Natalie returned
1:09:17
to camp. No sign of Mario,
1:09:19
they say. But Misty immediately snitches
1:09:22
to Shawna. Natalie knows where Coach
1:09:24
Ben is. Is his name Ben? Yeah. Ben
1:09:26
Scott. Yeah, my head went coach
1:09:28
Scott and I'm like, I'm fucking
1:09:30
confused now. Yeah, so she immediately
1:09:33
snitches and Sean is like, don't
1:09:35
fucking tell anybody else this information.
1:09:37
Misty blocks the lips and throws
1:09:39
away the key back in the
1:09:41
present. Repo Dforzays. I didn't fucking
1:09:43
know what this reality show was.
1:09:45
I thought there was like an
1:09:47
Amazon prime ad on my fucking
1:09:49
screener. And I was tripping. This
1:09:51
is a weird cut. You're looking for
1:09:53
a time and watch because this dirt
1:09:56
bag cares about his time piece more
1:09:58
than quality time with his wife. Shauna
1:10:00
comes home to witness the girl time.
1:10:02
Misty's passed out on the kitchen table.
1:10:04
She wakes up and pukes. And she's
1:10:06
like, what the, do you have a
1:10:08
drinking problem? So funny, that shit works
1:10:11
for me, dude. I left my ass
1:10:13
off. Van gets home from Urgent Care,
1:10:15
and remember, Tisa has found out that
1:10:17
they killed the waiter, and she
1:10:19
apologizes for bringing up her cancer,
1:10:22
and she's like, well, how was
1:10:24
the restaurant? She's like, pretty straightforward.
1:10:26
Walter's at home like pimping out
1:10:29
the colligula cage, soldering it.
1:10:31
Wait, do you think Van is
1:10:33
kind of lying about going to
1:10:35
urgent care too? Because she was
1:10:37
kind of being a little suss
1:10:39
with her explanation. Yeah, I think
1:10:41
we were supposed to, since we
1:10:44
only saw Teisa's viewpoint, we
1:10:46
were supposed to, we were supposed
1:10:48
to, we only saw Teisa's view
1:10:50
point. We were supposed to glean
1:10:52
that three days instead of three
1:10:55
months. of Shauna pooping. I'm
1:10:57
sorry, that's not funny and
1:10:59
I'm not going to let
1:11:02
that be our inside joke.
1:11:04
Yeah. Walter's pimping out the
1:11:06
colligula cage and he's so
1:11:08
concerned about Misty because she's
1:11:11
she's coming in wasted again.
1:11:13
And she's like, why did
1:11:15
your friends let you drive
1:11:18
home this drunk? Because Sean
1:11:20
is not the boss of
1:11:22
me, Walter, and you're not
1:11:25
either. That's right. All you do
1:11:27
is spy and hover. Why don't
1:11:29
you have any friends? Anyway, she
1:11:31
flips out and kicks him out
1:11:33
of the house. And he's so
1:11:35
like, don't do this. No, I
1:11:37
was, I'm not done soldering the
1:11:39
cage. I put a cute little
1:11:41
sign on it. What was he
1:11:43
doing to that cage? It looked
1:11:45
like he was putting, I forget
1:11:47
what it said, but it looked
1:11:50
like he was like, putting
1:11:52
like cute little decorations on
1:11:54
it. Yeah. cute little decoration
1:11:56
that he put on there. Back
1:11:58
in the past, Mari and... Ben or
1:12:00
hanging out in the coach cave.
1:12:02
And he makes her hot chalky.
1:12:04
And she's like hot chalky. And
1:12:06
he's like, yeah, I found it.
1:12:08
And I had to say, this
1:12:10
has to be the kind that
1:12:12
with water, which is like a
1:12:14
major ew. I know that she
1:12:17
hasn't had real food in a
1:12:19
long time, but like, you don't
1:12:21
have any milk? Like, what's up?
1:12:23
It sucks. This place fucking sucks.
1:12:25
You would send that cup of
1:12:27
hot chocolate back to the kitchen
1:12:29
after being lost in the wood.
1:12:31
I grew up poor and we
1:12:33
had the Swiss Miss with the
1:12:35
fucking water and that's gross and
1:12:37
eventually I'd go to my friend's
1:12:39
house and they'd hook it up
1:12:41
with the hot milk and it's
1:12:43
like oh shit. This is how
1:12:45
you do it and ever since
1:12:47
I can't go back. I never
1:12:49
had it with milk. It was
1:12:51
always water. Swiss missing with the
1:12:53
water bro? Yeah. I was also
1:12:55
just like, for baking out chocolate,
1:12:57
but maybe that's why. Yeah. I
1:12:59
think I'm, I think I'm teem
1:13:02
water, if I'm being honest. Let
1:13:04
me water? Just hear yourself. But
1:13:06
then you would put marshmallows in
1:13:08
it, and like that would be
1:13:10
the creamy element. Yeah, that's, that
1:13:12
helps. Throw a little water marshmallow
1:13:14
is in the water. Just makes
1:13:16
the powder in the swimming pool
1:13:18
and swim around with your mouth
1:13:20
open. Heated up on this on
1:13:22
the stove, put the chocolate in.
1:13:24
Yeah, let the milk simmer. I
1:13:26
don't do this. I don't even
1:13:28
like hot chocolate. I'm just saying
1:13:30
if I was. But I get
1:13:32
like again, she hasn't had anything
1:13:34
real. She's grateful for this. I
1:13:36
was concerned about her because she
1:13:38
starts gulping that shit down. It's
1:13:40
gonna burn you. Her tummy's gonna
1:13:42
be really hot and uncomfortable. And
1:13:44
maybe even like a little scalding
1:13:47
on the tongue. But then we
1:13:49
hear coach talking to. probably himself
1:13:51
a spirit, a vision, a delusion.
1:13:53
I'm trying to keep her quiet.
1:13:55
I need time to think. That's
1:13:57
enough. Stop. And then Mari's like,
1:13:59
God, why is everybody I know
1:14:01
like this? You know, that's got
1:14:03
to be what she's thinking. Everyone
1:14:05
I know is so uncool. concerned.
1:14:07
Back in the present, Jeff is
1:14:09
understandably shitty with Shawna. Like, you
1:14:11
know, I ask you for one
1:14:13
fucking thing, one fucking thing, why
1:14:15
you gotta be this way? And
1:14:17
then he slams the door and
1:14:19
she's like, I don't care about
1:14:21
my husband, I'm gonna call the
1:14:23
restaurant and figure out what's up
1:14:25
with this phone, which isn't gonna
1:14:27
work at all. Like, can you
1:14:29
imagine being the, you're making $2.50
1:14:32
an hour plus tips and some
1:14:34
chick calls, like I turned in
1:14:36
a phone earlier, like, like, I
1:14:38
don't care, go away. But it's
1:14:40
also like providing a description of
1:14:42
who that person is. It's pretty
1:14:44
not protocol. I can imagine for
1:14:46
that restaurant. Anyway. Does she look
1:14:48
like Hillary Swack? We need to
1:14:50
know. Does she look like she's
1:14:52
one Academy Award? Or does she
1:14:54
can do a cream kick perhaps?
1:14:56
How many millions of a baby
1:14:58
is she? She was in a
1:15:00
movie called Messenger where she played
1:15:02
Joan of Arc. I don't think
1:15:04
anybody else saw it but kit,
1:15:06
but she was in that as
1:15:08
well. What is it? Messenger. I've
1:15:10
seen that, but isn't that Mila
1:15:12
Jobovich? You're right. You're right. It's
1:15:14
embarrassing. But also, like, a pretty
1:15:17
obscure movie either way that used
1:15:19
to. Insane movie. Very insane. Let's
1:15:21
talk about that later. Yeah, exactly.
1:15:23
Sean is on the prowl in
1:15:25
the past and it's quickly revealed
1:15:27
that her new friend Melissa is
1:15:29
the one that's following her and
1:15:31
Sean is like she pulls out
1:15:33
the knife backwards like the cutty
1:15:35
part is facing her it annoyed
1:15:37
me because she's supposed to be
1:15:39
like the bad bitch and it's
1:15:41
like turning around just like holding
1:15:43
the blade. Come on props department
1:15:45
and back in the present. Sean
1:15:47
is still following up on the
1:15:49
lost phone. It's more of a
1:15:51
quick intercut at this point now.
1:15:53
And Melissa in the past is
1:15:55
explaining herself. It's all intercut with
1:15:57
the phone call and it's fucking
1:15:59
me up in my notes, but
1:16:01
it's like, hey, I understand why
1:16:04
you don't want, he's my baby.
1:16:06
She's like, hey, I'm cool with
1:16:08
that, I'm cool with that. You
1:16:10
don't have to cut anybody. And
1:16:12
I would like to speak to
1:16:14
the manager. That's when that scene
1:16:16
happens. And this is where Melissa
1:16:18
goes, everyone's afraid of you, you
1:16:20
know, but I'm not. And Shawna
1:16:22
slams her up against the tree,
1:16:24
puts the knife to her throat,
1:16:26
I will gut you, I'll fucking
1:16:28
kill you. And then Melissa kisses
1:16:30
her, because she's like, this is
1:16:32
hot, leave the knife. And my
1:16:34
notes are, let's go. This is
1:16:36
what I needed to be invested.
1:16:38
Yes. Madison thoughts. For me, I
1:16:40
was like, okay, I could see
1:16:42
this tension building, but I was
1:16:44
like, surely they're not going to
1:16:46
do that. And then they did
1:16:49
it. And I was like, oh
1:16:51
shit. Because I remember there was
1:16:53
a lot of discourse at the
1:16:55
beginning of the show with Jackie
1:16:57
and Shana and how that was
1:16:59
kind of that had undertones of
1:17:01
like a sappic relationship. And I
1:17:03
was anti that because I didn't
1:17:05
feel like Jackie and Shawna gave
1:17:07
that if that makes any sense.
1:17:09
And Shawna to me, at least
1:17:11
young Shawna, doesn't really, I don't
1:17:13
know, not to say that there
1:17:15
needs to be a certain quote
1:17:17
unquote vibe, but I wasn't picking
1:17:19
up any saffic energy. Melissa, kind
1:17:21
of, yes. So I'm very curious
1:17:23
to see where this goes. But
1:17:25
I was. I could see them
1:17:27
building the foundation, especially at the
1:17:29
beginning, at least showing Melissa like
1:17:31
Shauna, with being sweet to her
1:17:34
in episode one and stepping on
1:17:36
the crown that Akila had made
1:17:38
for her. So when it happened,
1:17:40
I was like, oh shit, they
1:17:42
did go there. And I'm not
1:17:44
mad about it. I'm not gonna
1:17:46
lie. I'm not mad about it.
1:17:48
So I'm curious to see how
1:17:50
it goes from here. Well, I
1:17:52
don't remember talking about Jackie and
1:17:54
Shauna in that way, but I'm
1:17:56
sure we did. Well it was
1:17:58
seen if that actually brought it
1:18:00
up initially and I was like
1:18:02
oh my gosh I don't remember
1:18:04
I don't remember feeling this way
1:18:06
at all because it when we
1:18:08
recaps when we rec season one,
1:18:10
you and I had seen it
1:18:12
before, but Steve had not. And
1:18:14
so Steve was like, oh yeah,
1:18:16
I am sensing a little bit
1:18:19
of a saffic relationship between Shanna
1:18:21
and Jackie. And I was like,
1:18:23
oh, I don't feel that at
1:18:25
all. And then it was actually,
1:18:27
I looked it up afterwards and
1:18:29
a lot of people were saying
1:18:31
that they felt that way about
1:18:33
their characters, but. Was this word
1:18:35
saffic? It's just like woman, love
1:18:37
woman, Another word for homoerotic basically.
1:18:39
But specifically women. Yes. I, it
1:18:41
reminds me of the conversation surrounding
1:18:43
the first season of House of
1:18:45
the Dragon and like Emily Kerry
1:18:47
and Emily Alcock's versions of those
1:18:49
characters. There was a lot of
1:18:51
discussion about whether or not they
1:18:53
had sexual feelings or romantic involvement
1:18:55
beyond friendships and there still is
1:18:57
to this day between those characters,
1:18:59
Renira and Allison. And I remember
1:19:01
the interview with Emma Darcy and
1:19:04
Olivia Cook, I think, it might
1:19:06
have been Emily Carrey and Milli
1:19:08
Alcock, which would make more sense,
1:19:10
but they were like, there's always
1:19:12
some element of romantic love in
1:19:14
young female friendships. And it was
1:19:16
like a very European, like, cool
1:19:18
way of looking at, I thought,
1:19:20
because I've always had this, Outlooked
1:19:23
at everybody's gay a little bit
1:19:25
right so it's just like and
1:19:27
then it's society that kind of
1:19:29
holds that back so I don't
1:19:31
know what you guys are laughing
1:19:33
about because I can't see the
1:19:35
chat audio liffers what happened was
1:19:37
he is articulating with his hand
1:19:39
and the computer thought he gave
1:19:41
a thumbs up so this like
1:19:44
thumbs up bubble popped up and
1:19:46
he's like all women all young
1:19:48
girls in particular love and a
1:19:50
thumbs up. I was like, the
1:19:52
lesbian guys are giving you the
1:19:54
thumbs up. Well, I thought somebody
1:19:56
in the chat was able to
1:19:58
do that, and I just was
1:20:00
trying to ignore it. Because I
1:20:02
don't think it just does it?
1:20:04
Yeah, that's something. that because you're
1:20:07
you're on your Mac book right?
1:20:09
Yeah. Yeah Mac that was so
1:20:11
strange. Read hand gestures and it
1:20:13
pops up an emoji but it's
1:20:15
not doing it now that you're
1:20:17
trying to do it. I don't
1:20:19
know but anyway I just wanted
1:20:21
to share I poorly paraphrased a
1:20:23
woman's take on this subject and
1:20:25
I just wanted to share it
1:20:27
because it reminded me of that
1:20:30
discourse and I can't remember if
1:20:32
it was Emily Kerry or if
1:20:34
it was Olivia Cook that said
1:20:36
that but no and I think
1:20:38
I mean, I don't think you
1:20:40
did a poor job. I think
1:20:42
it was, it was, you captured
1:20:44
it perfectly. I think it's, it's
1:20:46
an element of like, when you're,
1:20:48
I don't know, I'm sure maybe
1:20:50
the same can be said for
1:20:53
younger men too. Like there's just
1:20:55
this underlining love that you have
1:20:57
for somebody else and it oftentimes
1:20:59
can show through in romantic senses
1:21:01
or like, I don't know. And
1:21:03
also too. Sure. Is my theory
1:21:05
overtime and puts that in a
1:21:07
box? You know what I mean?
1:21:09
Totally. Whereas like, I probably wouldn't
1:21:11
fuck Andy now, but it's only
1:21:14
because I feel judged. Big government
1:21:16
doesn't want us to be a
1:21:18
thing. No. Yeah. Thanks, Obama. But
1:21:20
also to like, the reality of
1:21:22
I'm sure their situation, they've been
1:21:24
out in the wilderness, they've not
1:21:26
that there's a comfortability with their
1:21:28
situation, like they're obviously fighting to
1:21:30
stay alive, but I feel like.
1:21:32
there's some muscle memory to where
1:21:34
they are at this current moment.
1:21:37
And so now they're able to
1:21:39
tune into other emotions that they
1:21:41
maybe haven't been able to because
1:21:43
they've been on survival mode. And
1:21:45
so it makes sense for characters,
1:21:47
excuse me, for the young women
1:21:49
to maybe be feeling more emotionally
1:21:51
connected to others in a romantic
1:21:53
sense because they're not able to
1:21:55
expand on it. Any other way
1:21:57
with other people so it makes
1:22:00
sense for something like this to
1:22:02
happen. I agree. I think what
1:22:04
I'm what I'm trying to say
1:22:06
is it's just like. with my
1:22:08
worldview, when I see a kiss
1:22:10
like that, I don't go, oh,
1:22:12
Shawna's gay or Shawna's by, I
1:22:14
just go, nothing stopping her from
1:22:16
being her complete in full self
1:22:18
because she's in the fucking wilderness,
1:22:20
right? And, whereas like, if that
1:22:23
had happened at an in and
1:22:25
out, she might be like, hey.
1:22:27
I'm not gay because people are
1:22:29
looking or you know what I
1:22:31
mean I have to like think
1:22:33
a lot more about this because
1:22:35
of wearing the confines of society
1:22:37
but in the woods she's like
1:22:39
the knife stays you know what
1:22:41
I mean just cut which is
1:22:44
another context of that scene that
1:22:46
I really like is that she
1:22:48
doesn't take the knife away you
1:22:50
know still protecting herself in a
1:22:52
way but that's that's an interesting
1:22:54
take to I did not think
1:22:56
of that kind of removing the
1:22:58
societal pressure element of the situation
1:23:00
and Sean and just being like,
1:23:02
book it. Well, that's what I
1:23:04
and I think they're going to
1:23:07
go that with the adult as
1:23:09
well is sure, they're going to
1:23:11
have Hillary Swank, who I still
1:23:13
think is Melissa, but it might
1:23:15
not be. But that's the only
1:23:17
interesting thing to do is have
1:23:19
Melissa show up with the way
1:23:21
they're setting this up and then
1:23:23
have Sean to be like, anyway,
1:23:25
and then Melissa's going to be
1:23:27
like, and Melissa dies. And we're
1:23:30
all like, fuck. That'll depress me.
1:23:32
I think it'd be pretty interesting
1:23:34
if Hillary Swank showed up as
1:23:36
Hillary Swank, just like, what's all
1:23:38
this then? Steve's and coach playing
1:23:40
herself. I don't think she's British.
1:23:42
Or, by the way, by the
1:23:44
way, she's also nine messengers. Don't
1:23:46
get a twisted. Or Coach Ben,
1:23:48
that's Steve's two camps. But
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And we are back with our
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choice cuts, our top three favorite
1:26:16
moments from episode two dislocation. Andy,
1:26:18
no, shut up Andy. Madison, what's
1:26:21
your number three? My number three
1:26:23
is Akila giving Travis Mortimer. I
1:26:25
think it's very sweet. And you
1:26:27
could just, I like seeing Travis
1:26:29
just have a moment of peace
1:26:31
that was quickly disrupted by a
1:26:33
lot of approaching him, but it
1:26:36
was just very sweet. And I
1:26:38
think the sweet connection between Akila
1:26:40
recognizing that Travis needed. outlet of
1:26:42
something to calm him down was
1:26:44
very, it was very nice to
1:26:46
see. So that was my number
1:26:48
three moment. Andy, now it's your
1:26:51
turn. I'm sorry, I'm used to
1:26:53
going to you first. My number
1:26:55
three is the Truth of There.
1:26:57
I just love the girl sitting
1:26:59
around with their masks on and
1:27:01
the kind of turn that it
1:27:03
takes with Callie drugging Misty and
1:27:06
a lot of you who wants
1:27:08
to lay it out on all
1:27:10
out on the table. Like, I
1:27:12
love Winn Callie's like. or Lottie
1:27:14
says truth and then this he's
1:27:16
like no no no no you're
1:27:18
supposed to say dairy I was
1:27:20
like a dare please and out
1:27:23
and I just I thought that
1:27:25
it's fun any scene that Christina
1:27:27
Ritchie is in is great and
1:27:29
yeah fun and funny. My number
1:27:31
three is just a van doing
1:27:33
karaoke like that's it that I
1:27:35
just love man. Any karaoke is
1:27:38
gonna win you over. Oh for
1:27:40
sure. just any sort of scene
1:27:42
where she I just love how
1:27:44
she says lay on the couch
1:27:46
like vibing and it sounds like
1:27:48
the the speakers playing all throughout
1:27:50
the and she's like, Taisa, everybody!
1:27:53
Like, she's getting into it. Like,
1:27:55
Van be, out of all the
1:27:57
adult yellow jackets, Van's the one
1:27:59
that I would love to hang
1:28:01
out with the most. Totally. Kit,
1:28:03
what about you? Your number three?
1:28:05
I think I'm gonna go with
1:28:08
Shawna telling off the bros, the
1:28:10
hotel bros. You know, you see
1:28:12
it coming a mile away, but
1:28:14
I really love that scene. I
1:28:16
love the way she delivers it
1:28:18
and, you know, kind of where
1:28:20
we're at as a society right
1:28:23
now. Because it's fine if you
1:28:25
were born into something nice, but
1:28:27
to also pretend like you just
1:28:29
made yourself is so annoying and
1:28:31
to shit on somebody like Jeff
1:28:33
who like legitimately had to build
1:28:35
his furniture store. It's very satisfying
1:28:38
and knowing too that like I
1:28:40
wish she was a little more
1:28:42
openly bad-ass and less reluctant at
1:28:44
least by now by season three
1:28:46
because I would like the undertone
1:28:48
of also say something I'll fucking
1:28:50
kill you. And we're not there
1:28:53
yet and I think we should
1:28:55
be there. I think that would
1:28:57
be a better vibe. But I
1:28:59
like her telling them off. So
1:29:01
that's number three for me. Madison,
1:29:03
you're number two. My number two
1:29:05
was Andy number three, which is
1:29:08
the sleepover scene with Misty Lottie
1:29:10
and Cali. I thought there was
1:29:12
a lot of humor. I also
1:29:14
really liked the Fiona Apple playing
1:29:16
at the beginning. And just the
1:29:18
interplay of Cali trying to get
1:29:20
information from Lottie and. almost kind
1:29:23
of manipulating, like knowing who Missy
1:29:25
is as a person and manipulating
1:29:27
her to join by being like,
1:29:29
oh yeah, like we have to
1:29:31
have a sleepover, you know, kind
1:29:33
of leaning into the womanhood element
1:29:35
of having a sleepover and stuff
1:29:38
and then drugging her. But yeah,
1:29:40
not cool. But yeah, that's my
1:29:42
number two. I thought it was
1:29:44
really funny. I liked the baywood
1:29:46
they were wearing their face masks.
1:29:48
That shit was so funny. I
1:29:50
honestly laughed out. It was hilarious.
1:29:52
It was hilarious. Andy, your
1:29:55
number two. My number two is Sean
1:29:57
talking shit to the Joles. I love
1:29:59
that she calls them the Joles. So
1:30:02
as Shanna is- Only one of them
1:30:04
is named Joel. Shanna is a, for
1:30:06
my money, she's the villain of the
1:30:09
show. And they, the show does like
1:30:11
put some effort in to kind of
1:30:13
make you emotionally run this fine line
1:30:16
of- sort of being on her side
1:30:18
occasionally. And this is one of those
1:30:20
moments. And like, I just felt consorted
1:30:23
to like, you know, those are the
1:30:25
types of things that you think, but
1:30:27
never say out loud. Like, you are
1:30:29
a fucking in PC, don't exist. Like,
1:30:32
that's, it just felt good in the
1:30:34
moment. And the guy that plays Joel,
1:30:36
or I assume he's Joel, actually, I
1:30:39
don't remember which one's which. But I've
1:30:41
only ever seen him one other thing.
1:30:43
It was Tucker and Dale versus Evil,
1:30:46
any place. Oh, really? Pretty much the
1:30:48
exact same character of this like fucking
1:30:50
Duchinepo baby trust fun kid. And I
1:30:53
don't know, that guy's typecast, but he
1:30:55
plays it so fucking well. Yeah, I
1:30:57
love this scene. Awesome, Steve, you're number
1:30:59
two. My number two is the sleepover
1:31:02
scene with Miss Dee Lottie and Cali.
1:31:04
For everything that you all just said,
1:31:06
I also wanted to point out that
1:31:09
like, another amazing transformation, we talked about
1:31:11
the one with Jeff from season one
1:31:13
to season three, is also Cali, because
1:31:16
season one, I think Cali was like
1:31:18
by far my least favorite character, like
1:31:20
I would audibly grown when she showed
1:31:23
up, like I just did not like
1:31:25
Cali as a character at all in
1:31:27
the first season. And then fast forward
1:31:29
to this season, I'm just kind of
1:31:32
like, yeah Cali, Cali, let's still, let's,
1:31:34
let's still, let's still a little sleuth.
1:31:36
And I like, and I like, and
1:31:39
I like, and I like, and I
1:31:41
like, and I like, and I like,
1:31:43
I like, I like, I like, I
1:31:46
like, I like, I like, I like,
1:31:48
a little, I like, like, like, like,
1:31:50
like, a little, like, a little, like,
1:31:53
like, a little, like, like, like, like,
1:31:55
like, like, a, a little, a, Willing
1:31:57
to throw guts on bullies, Callie. Like
1:31:59
I do like this, this, this character
1:32:02
change. And just the fact that Misty's
1:32:04
there with the Tiger Mask on and
1:32:06
Lottie is just like, Vibon, just happy
1:32:09
to be out of wherever. She was,
1:32:11
whatever institution she was in. It was
1:32:13
a fun, there's a lot of fun
1:32:16
energy to the scene, but also there's
1:32:18
some dramatic juice to it as well.
1:32:20
So it's a effective one. What about
1:32:23
you, Kit? My number two is Travis
1:32:25
holding Mortimer. I was really surprised at
1:32:27
how like emotional that was. And like,
1:32:29
the poor fucking guy, because right before
1:32:32
that there was, I forget who delivered
1:32:34
the line. I want to say, Taisa
1:32:36
or something, but when they. He's because
1:32:39
we didn't even talk about how he
1:32:41
was like choking Lottie, you know, like
1:32:43
he was going to kill her. But
1:32:46
whoever pulls Lottie off and Lottie's like
1:32:48
trying to fight to get back. No,
1:32:50
we need to dig deeper into this.
1:32:53
Everything's going great. You know, hasn't he
1:32:55
been through enough? You know, is the
1:32:57
line? So other than Shauna, you know,
1:32:59
those are the two people that have
1:33:02
really lost anything because nobody even liked
1:33:04
Laura Lee. So they were all like,
1:33:06
they were like, oh, that sucks. And
1:33:09
then they were like, nah. Good, it
1:33:11
was her, right? If only the bear
1:33:13
had stayed and misty had went, we'd
1:33:16
be in great shape. Yeah, so it's
1:33:18
when he gets the duck, it's like.
1:33:20
It just hits. I don't know. I
1:33:23
don't know why, but it did for
1:33:25
some reason so powerfully for me. Madison,
1:33:27
your number one moment of episode two.
1:33:29
My number one was Shawna and Melissa
1:33:32
kissing. Just because it was like, it
1:33:34
was major shock factor. Was not anticipating
1:33:36
it at all. And it was just
1:33:39
like, with the knife in between both
1:33:41
of them, I was like, oh my
1:33:43
God. But oh my
1:33:46
God, hello. But that is my
1:33:48
favorite scene. Just because that scene
1:33:50
in particular is what made me
1:33:52
want to continue to watch. I
1:33:54
wonder why. But it was just
1:33:56
like high intensity. and also our
1:33:58
conversation about how Sean was feeling,
1:34:00
how that type of relationship is
1:34:02
coexisting in the world that they're
1:34:05
in right now. And yeah, it's
1:34:07
just my favorite scene from the
1:34:09
show, most memorable scene from the
1:34:11
episode, I'll say. Andy, you're number
1:34:13
one. My number one is Misty
1:34:15
arriving at Sean's house and thinking
1:34:17
that it's an intervention. Just the
1:34:19
comedy of this hits so fucking
1:34:22
hard for me. And she's like,
1:34:24
wait, is this an intervention? Do
1:34:26
you have a drinking problem? I
1:34:28
don't know. Do I? Like, I
1:34:30
don't know, like, just the delivery
1:34:32
of everything is fucking awesome. It's
1:34:34
also, like, kind of tragic, with
1:34:36
the scene right before that, when
1:34:39
Walter's like, look, your friends, just
1:34:41
use you, like you. probably shouldn't
1:34:43
answer that call or whatever. And
1:34:45
then sure as shit, she shows
1:34:47
up and it's like, hey, I
1:34:49
actually need you to maybe say,
1:34:51
hey, thanks, love you. And it's,
1:34:53
yeah, it's sad, but also fun.
1:34:56
Misty is the best character by
1:34:58
a mile and it's so fun.
1:35:00
Steve. My number one favorite moment
1:35:02
is the scene where Shawna tells
1:35:04
off the Joles. It's a. you
1:35:06
know, those guys are douche bags
1:35:08
who deserve it. And I agree
1:35:10
with you, Kit, like, if they
1:35:13
kind of added that extra layer
1:35:15
of like, I'll fucking kill you
1:35:17
too if you mess with me,
1:35:19
like, that would make this scene
1:35:21
like a million times better. But
1:35:23
it was just good to see
1:35:25
Shawna get real nasty, get real
1:35:27
mean and nasty with these people,
1:35:29
because that's when it's most intriguing
1:35:32
is when the, the wilderness comes
1:35:34
out of Shawna in the present
1:35:36
day. So that's my number one.
1:35:38
What about you? I fucked up.
1:35:40
I'll be honest. I was setting
1:35:42
all of this up to choose
1:35:44
Andy's number one is my number
1:35:46
one. I truly love the comedic
1:35:49
beat of Misty maybe not sure
1:35:51
if she has a drinking problem
1:35:53
from being drunk. once? Do I,
1:35:55
like it's, and then the callback
1:35:57
where, do you have a drinking
1:35:59
problem? When she pukes later, like,
1:36:01
that's all so good. But I
1:36:03
forgot to put the kiss on
1:36:06
my my list of choices, which
1:36:08
should have been five choices, and
1:36:10
I cannot in good conscience not
1:36:12
mention the kiss at all. That
1:36:14
would be dishonest, and so therefore
1:36:16
it has to be my number
1:36:18
one. Because I was, you know,
1:36:20
I was watching up here on
1:36:23
the monitors. I was kind of
1:36:25
like this. So yeah, that's my
1:36:27
number one for sure. It's time
1:36:29
to discuss some honeycombs, any kind
1:36:31
of 90s Easter eggs, throwbacks, tids
1:36:33
and bits, that kind of shit.
1:36:35
I'm sure we've got a few,
1:36:37
I've got four or five of
1:36:40
the ones you guys probably also
1:36:42
have. We'll just go around real
1:36:44
quick and knock them out. Madison.
1:36:46
The only ones that I found
1:36:48
were music. I think I mentioned
1:36:50
Fiona Apple. Her song criminal was
1:36:52
playing during the sleepover. And there
1:36:54
was a there's a line where
1:36:57
Cali was like, hey, I'm kind
1:36:59
of sick of this. Can we
1:37:01
do something different? And at first
1:37:03
I thought she was referring to
1:37:05
the music. You're like, I was
1:37:07
like, Cali, don't you dare, don't
1:37:09
you dare? I've been a bad,
1:37:11
bad girl. Love that song by
1:37:13
piano. Oh, I'm obsessed with it.
1:37:16
Yeah. Andy? Well, we already talked
1:37:18
about the music stuff, but the
1:37:20
Jamaica thing, the fucking, uh, was
1:37:22
so perfect for me. And, uh,
1:37:24
I think you were going to
1:37:26
bring it up. The lightest feather
1:37:28
set is a board. I remember
1:37:30
when my sister would have, uh,
1:37:33
sleepovers, her friends would play that.
1:37:35
That's from the craft, right? Or
1:37:37
is it a thing that they
1:37:39
put in the craft? It's a
1:37:41
thing they put in the craft.
1:37:43
So it was a thing they
1:37:45
put in the craft. That was
1:37:47
a thing. Yeah. Because it was
1:37:50
a 1994 movie, right? Or is
1:37:52
it 96? I don't remember. I
1:37:54
just assumed they had watched it.
1:37:56
Anyway, interesting. But I think that
1:37:58
phrase has been referenced in. I
1:38:00
can only assume it's been referenced
1:38:02
in previous things before. And I
1:38:04
did not know that. I thought
1:38:07
that originated with the craft, not
1:38:09
that that was like a thing.
1:38:11
So what is the thing? What
1:38:13
do, that if you say that
1:38:15
enough times people will be light
1:38:17
as a feather and you like,
1:38:19
yeah, it's supposed to be like
1:38:21
a, you know, a teenage, like,
1:38:24
wick and thing where like if
1:38:26
you can't sleepovers do that, but
1:38:28
it's typically just as stiff as
1:38:30
a board. But the idea is
1:38:32
that as you chanted, the kid,
1:38:34
you lift them with your fingers,
1:38:36
everybody sits around them and lifts
1:38:38
up with two fingers. And it's,
1:38:40
yeah, it's supposed to be like
1:38:43
magical that you're, they become really
1:38:45
light and you could just lift
1:38:47
them, but there's like, you know,
1:38:49
seven of you sitting around, so
1:38:51
it's. the science kind of. So
1:38:53
the phrase line is the feather
1:38:55
stiff as a board comes from
1:38:57
a levitation game that has been
1:39:00
originated that was originated in the
1:39:02
1600s. Oh, so they would get
1:39:04
around to the steak for playing
1:39:06
that game. Yeah. No one plays
1:39:08
the feather stiff as a board
1:39:10
in my house and isn't burned
1:39:12
for it. I've got a non
1:39:14
music. Honeycomb that I think is
1:39:17
very fun that I was very
1:39:19
excited about and I'm pretty sure
1:39:21
this is a honeycomb and hopefully
1:39:23
not just a coincidence, because that
1:39:25
would be kind of ridiculous. But
1:39:27
the line where Shauna says like,
1:39:29
like something along the lines like,
1:39:31
Joles are the worst, they ruin
1:39:34
everything. That's like the line. If
1:39:36
you remember, Melanie Linsky also plays
1:39:38
a role in The Last of
1:39:40
us, where a certain Jole ruined
1:39:42
everything for her and her community.
1:39:44
And just the fact that she
1:39:46
specifically is saying it was kind
1:39:48
of like, oh, I bet they
1:39:51
did that on purpose. That's really
1:39:53
cool. Deep cut. That's neat. I
1:39:55
like it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm sure
1:39:57
that was a callback. Has to
1:39:59
be, right? Mm-hmm. It reminds me
1:40:01
of, this isn't really. a spoiler,
1:40:03
it's in the trailer, but that
1:40:05
new movie that just came out,
1:40:08
The Gorge, which stars Andy Taylor,
1:40:10
Joy, and Miles Teller, there's a
1:40:12
scene where there's a montage of
1:40:14
them hanging out, and it cuts,
1:40:16
it's got Miles Teller playing drums
1:40:18
on all these pots and pans,
1:40:20
which is a reference to Whiplash,
1:40:22
and then it cuts to Andy
1:40:24
Taylor, Joy, and she's playing chess,
1:40:27
and it's like, Queen Scambit, which
1:40:29
I thought was really cute. But
1:40:31
apparently they both wanted those scenes
1:40:33
cut from the movie. They didn't
1:40:35
think it was cute at all.
1:40:37
And I think they kind of
1:40:39
resent being known for those two
1:40:41
roles or whatever, but they were
1:40:44
overruled by the Scott Derexin and
1:40:46
the producers and the fans love
1:40:48
it. So they were like, I
1:40:50
guess we were wrong, but we
1:40:52
think it's for Dorks, but whatever.
1:40:54
But yeah, I think it's fun
1:40:56
when people do that stuff. Good
1:40:58
catch. The only music we didn't
1:41:01
mention is Candlebox, which was a
1:41:03
staple when I was a kid.
1:41:05
Everybody's saying like that in the
1:41:07
90s. And Rebel Girl by Bikini
1:41:09
Co. has played it. Rebel Girl,
1:41:11
the best needle dropped to end
1:41:13
this episode on. It was just
1:41:15
so like, yeah, Rebel Girl. She's
1:41:18
like, she's like, she's the queen
1:41:20
of the neighborhood. I let the
1:41:22
credits play, because that's the credits,
1:41:24
right? Yeah. Yeah. I never do
1:41:26
that, but I was just sitting
1:41:28
here, like, especially after the fucking
1:41:30
kiss. You know what I mean?
1:41:32
Yeah. Queen of Harts plays at
1:41:35
one point by Juice Newton and
1:41:37
Juice Newton. Juice Newton. I hope
1:41:39
that's their name and my auto
1:41:41
correct and go rogue on me.
1:41:43
And then I just, I don't
1:41:45
know if this is the honeycomb,
1:41:47
but I just thought it was
1:41:49
cute, but Misty's pajamas are yellow
1:41:51
jackets. Oh, nice. Oh, really? Cool.
1:41:54
Didn't even see that. Buzz, buzz,
1:41:56
buzz. That's all the honeycombs that
1:41:58
we have. It's time to nominate
1:42:00
our buzz buzz-buzz-worthy performance. Madison, who
1:42:02
are you going to give it
1:42:04
to? I am giving it to
1:42:06
Christina Ritchie this episode. I think
1:42:08
she did a really good job
1:42:11
with the trying to distract Lottie,
1:42:13
the comedy in her play between
1:42:15
her Lottie, Kelly, and then also
1:42:17
the scene where she came in
1:42:19
and she was like, this is
1:42:21
an intervention. I just thought I
1:42:23
was very well done. Also the
1:42:25
alphabetizing of the Spices was very
1:42:28
funny to me. And then her
1:42:30
communication with Walter had some emotional
1:42:32
weight to it. So I think
1:42:34
Christina Ritchie gets the buzz buzz
1:42:36
buzz performance for me for this
1:42:38
episode. Love it Andy. for all
1:42:40
those reasons and shout out to
1:42:42
her playing drunk again at drunken
1:42:45
drunk and drunk and up when
1:42:47
she gets back to the house.
1:42:49
You're even drunker this time. Shut
1:42:51
up. You're bullshit. Steve here. Bullset.
1:42:53
Well, I would love to give
1:42:55
it to Christina Ritchie because she's
1:42:57
amazing, but I'm trying to hold
1:42:59
back my Christina Ritchie awards because
1:43:02
I literally could give it to
1:43:04
her every single episode. So I'm
1:43:06
going to give it to Stephen
1:43:08
Kruger who plays Coach Ben Scott.
1:43:10
Oh, I like that choice. Mostly
1:43:12
we can talk to one line
1:43:14
in particular when Mari's in the
1:43:16
hole and she's like, you burn
1:43:18
the cabin down and you just
1:43:21
hear like, wait, the cabins burn
1:43:23
down like the, the, the concern
1:43:25
and like, oh, fuck, are you
1:43:27
guys okay? Like just for a
1:43:29
second, he like snapped back into
1:43:31
adult coach part of these kids
1:43:33
mode and and just seeing him
1:43:35
kind of struggle with like trying
1:43:38
to what he thinks is doing
1:43:40
the right thing by helping this
1:43:42
young girl, but also being scared
1:43:44
for his like because she might
1:43:46
get him killed. I think he's,
1:43:48
I think that's an interesting predicament.
1:43:50
They've put that character in and
1:43:52
I think he did a great
1:43:55
job this episode, so I'm gonna
1:43:57
give it to him. I love
1:43:59
that choice. We also didn't talk
1:44:01
about, and I don't want to
1:44:03
now. They said multiple times that
1:44:05
the the cabin burned for what
1:44:07
12 days or weeks or something
1:44:09
crazy and I don't know if
1:44:12
that's because the logs are thick
1:44:14
and it would take a while
1:44:16
for the fuel or if it's
1:44:18
some kind of I don't know
1:44:20
enough about fire but or if
1:44:22
there's some like a supernatural element
1:44:24
to what they're saying happened it's
1:44:26
interesting to me because they said
1:44:29
like we fed the flames you
1:44:31
know they talked about like to
1:44:33
appease the spirits or whatever, like
1:44:35
they talked about feeding the flames
1:44:37
at one point as well. And
1:44:39
that's funny to imagine that they
1:44:41
were like, oh God, and then
1:44:43
they just pivoted immediately. I don't
1:44:46
know, but it's, they brought it
1:44:48
up for a reason, I'm sure,
1:44:50
that the fact that it burned
1:44:52
for so long. Well, they probably
1:44:54
wanted to burn as long as
1:44:56
possible, because the only way to
1:44:58
keep it was warm. Wish we
1:45:00
had hot chocolate with water because
1:45:02
that's how we drink it Because
1:45:05
we're pores It has to be
1:45:07
Christina Ritchie But I love the
1:45:09
coach Scott shout out. I'm gonna
1:45:11
also shout out young Travis Kevin
1:45:13
is it alve or alve's alve's?
1:45:15
I'm gonna go alve's But yeah
1:45:17
alve's I think his performance is
1:45:19
great Shout out to Kevin. We'll
1:45:22
just we'll leave it simple. But
1:45:24
Christina Ritchie is my choice. A
1:45:26
three out of four we all
1:45:28
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1:45:30
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1:45:32
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1:45:34
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