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but not for us at the

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it is the year 2024 still, okay?

3:34

And I know when you're listening, it's

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2025. So 'all are excited and we wanted

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to be excited with y 'all. No,

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but Patreon listening, they're still in 2024

3:42

as well, because this comes out early

3:44

on Patreon. Oh.

3:46

So. Well, I

3:49

mean, Patreon are like, kind of like,

3:51

Like, you know, they're the

3:53

secret knights of the round

3:55

table. Right, so they don't

3:58

care Yeah. you know they're they're they They're

4:00

a prestigious spot. They don't care about

4:02

the goings -on of the peasantry. Right,

4:04

right. So the rest of you though,

4:06

it's not actually 2025 for us. You're

4:08

listening to it from the future. So

4:10

that's kind of weird when you think

4:12

about it. It's like a whole time

4:14

travel scenario. We're speaking to you from

4:17

the past, but it's 2025 right now.

4:19

Granted, that's how all of these podcasts

4:21

work. That's how they have to work.

4:23

I've never really thought of it unless

4:25

we do it live. I guess it

4:27

is how they all work. I've never

4:29

really thought about it though from a

4:31

time travel perspective, you know? It's

4:34

like. we're coming at

4:36

you from the past, but

4:38

you're experiencing us in the present.

4:41

but but this has been

4:43

experienced in the future. For

4:46

us right now, did you take

4:48

your meds? No. I

4:50

told you, this made me feel like a zombie. Just

4:52

go to the, stop taking them, dude. I don't need

4:54

to take them. They made me feel, I'm talking about

4:56

the powder. the

5:00

salt, sugar. Whatever.

5:03

Cloak wheel. Um.

5:06

I mean, mean, mean, I I can go real quick. Luke,

5:08

I came in the office. Luke said he brought a bag

5:10

full of it. Oh,

5:12

no, brought a you need a

5:14

little more medication, was a rut

5:16

sack full of cocaine. of.

5:21

Of powdered Colombian

5:23

sugar, okay? I I'm gonna go get

5:25

some coffee and I'll put some

5:27

sugar in it two teaspoons Dude imagine

5:29

putting two whole teaspoons of cocaine

5:31

into your into your coffee. Just God.

5:34

That would kill you 100 % right

5:37

Two teaspoons of cocaine hasn't yet Yeah,

5:39

not yet It's I mean, that's

5:41

how I how do you think I'm

5:43

so cheerful in the morning. I

5:45

don't know not a morning person I

5:47

don't know how much cocaine it

5:49

takes to kill you a man Probably

5:51

teaspoons. I would say would probably you

5:53

to the hospital if not kill you

5:55

link should paint themselves white and then try

5:57

it and like figure it out How

6:00

much coke it take to go to the

6:02

hospital to mythical morning? They're just like

6:04

doing a live streamer. They're just doing like

6:06

doing a live stream where they're just doing lines. Just line do

6:08

this big this big long one right

6:10

here. big, right. Let's see one right here. All right, let's

6:12

like the longest fucking they're like making

6:14

them in like silly shapes and stuff

6:16

in like silly shapes and stuff. And lines in

6:18

a row. I'm starting to feel

6:20

I'm starting to feel bring They bring V

6:22

to explain how it's like

6:25

like. not possible to a a

6:27

three -dimensional shape shape we can't we

6:29

can't like have its structure. to the material

6:31

that the the the cocaine is

6:33

based off of so it unfortunately

6:35

has to be to be just a two-d line or

6:38

some 2D shape. I like instead of

6:40

Vsauce, they get get a, like a like a

6:42

guy that looks like Vsauce looks like he's

6:44

just in the back of the room

6:46

in the back of the back of the room, like it goes

6:48

into your nose it technically, it's in

6:50

the third dimension but you can't even

6:52

be represented in our dimension the gravity

6:54

because of the material makeup that represented You're

6:56

seeing a representation of what a three

6:58

dimensional object would look like. of the material makeup.

7:00

God, we're gonna, we're gonna, this is this is gonna

7:02

be good. This is the best episode

7:04

we've ever fucking recorded, dude. the table, like, the

7:06

table. like, just, like, smash caught to an ambulance, just, like, rushing, and,

7:08

you know, he's got to an ambulance his like

7:10

rushing And then a, then a know He's got blood

7:12

all of a out of his nose like, like,

7:14

over the stretcher And then like, like, a

7:16

tiny like, like, like, like, all like, like, like, like, like, like,

7:19

up from like like, like, like, like, like, it turns

7:21

out the ambulance is actually this set

7:23

and it's a like, music video like,

7:25

like, like They got to hire us,

7:27

man. Come on. Like that,

7:29

was that not genius? not genius a

7:31

12-hour stream to fuel. to fuel I

7:33

Guess notoriety I guess, new music this

7:35

new music video they're dropping?

7:37

Rhett and Link! hit us Hit us

7:39

up I know you know you guys Smosh if

7:41

you're If you're looking for more duos

7:44

of funny silly white boys silly

7:46

white boys. right here. Okay, right here,

7:48

okay? probably looking for less white boys

7:51

So everyone is everyone is just feels

7:53

feels like I'm just getting Cast

7:55

a dust. Yeah, Yeah, just just cast

7:57

aside no one cares. one cares.

8:00

And I was hoping Rhett and Link, you

8:02

know, being from North Carolina. from North Carolina,

8:04

you you know, they would understand, you

8:06

know, our know, our plight. Carolina. it's North They

8:08

did a video. They I remember freaking

8:10

out when I freaking out when I was a

8:12

wee young and because they did a

8:15

video Link, they were in South Carolina.

8:17

where they were in South I was like holy

8:19

And I was No. shit! they were it was

8:21

like No. No. They were, South Carolina Dylan, South

8:23

Carolina Just right across the border have

8:25

not been there. I haven't either right across

8:27

the border. I would would love to go go

8:29

should go fishing We should South Carolina I

8:31

don't know if there's any bodies of

8:33

water. I It's they have they have of water.

8:35

It's... They a lot of like man -made

8:37

ponds and stuff of get on their properties

8:39

and stuff, does have a lot of those

8:41

lakes those like just and shit. man Carolina does

8:44

have a lot of in the day they were

8:46

just fucking making Lake left right in

8:48

South Carolina. They, they, back in the day, they

8:50

were just Lake making lakes and right in South Carolina.

8:52

Yeah, well, it's it's like we love the

8:54

coast. Let's bring the coast

8:56

to us. All All right, boys,

8:58

start digging. Well, actually, I'm pretty sure

9:01

they... sure they dug those lakes with

9:03

a certain type of type labor that, who,

9:05

prove it. You it. there? You weren't

9:07

there there? You have a time machine? You you have

9:09

a time machine so. think so going to believe the

9:11

gonna believe the pictures that were taken

9:13

back in the day day? What, from the

9:16

media how the fuck do you build

9:18

a lake? a lake? Like, you dig a big

9:20

hole like you just have to you a starting

9:22

point to, it's like you wake up that morning It's

9:24

like all right today's the day. Let's all right

9:26

dig the first wake up that and this

9:28

is going to be a all right, today's

9:30

the day, let's, not right, Camp the

9:32

Lake. Camp Green Lake was a

9:34

natural lake. is going to be a were just

9:36

taking holes, unfortunately. like Camp But you could

9:38

probably connect the holes and make

9:41

it into a lake. And mean, I

9:43

still they were the themes of the holes,

9:45

what we're doing right now, Yeah. just

9:47

because you brought it up. you brought it up.

9:49

That's a bad boy, you make bad boy,

9:52

you make them, dig feet The shirt and the

9:54

the shovel will give him a

9:56

beat them a beat, You know, like

9:58

like a beaten in this. Right. Yeah,

10:00

I'm going to build I mean

10:02

it builds character, know? I you know? I feel like I

10:04

would have loved to be a I feel

10:06

like I lake digging those holes.

10:09

You know, be a supposed to be a holes,

10:11

know? It's supposed to be a me...

10:13

but for me - Cold showers. probably That

10:15

probably feels great after, you know, being out

10:17

in the in the... But cold? are That's true. true.

10:19

Because they're desert. in a They're in a

10:21

desert That's That's what most people, you know, know.

10:23

fail to consider. They think of the

10:25

desert, it's so hot, but the second the

10:27

sun goes down, it's freezing. the You know?

10:29

They're taking showers in the morning, like

10:31

we hours in the morning when it's cold.

10:33

Yeah, and the water's been cold sitting

10:35

all night. we hours in You know what? That's

10:38

a good point. I didn't think about that.

10:40

Yeah, and the water's know what we should do

10:42

in South Carolina, speaking of know lakes. a good

10:44

I can't do didn't think about that. You

10:46

Carolina? should do in South a

10:49

little different of California? lakes. It

10:51

is you know different. different depending

10:53

on the rotation of of... you

10:55

You know. Earth, I guess. I guess the time I

10:57

guess. guess the time of year

11:00

with the till... No, gravity's not gravity's not

11:02

always the same exact. different, you know,

11:04

because when It is different, the know,

11:06

Coast when you're on the east

11:08

coast is slightly tilted, the is slightly tilted,

11:10

the gravity is slightly different. So

11:12

I think you might be able

11:14

to pull able to pull off a you find

11:16

some Unless you way to defy way to

11:18

defy I don't. don't... I i

11:20

think that it i think those

11:23

ways those ways exist I mean look we've been at

11:25

the just think that we don't

11:27

i think we do know how

11:29

we just they're not don't I think we do

11:31

know how we just they're not telling us believe

11:33

he's who directed

11:35

this. who usually this he's usually

11:37

like right? tour right he diagnosed

11:39

diagnosed too like an artist. no

11:41

Oh, an artist oh like like

11:43

in in the the incredible Hulk

11:46

movie with with a eric Bana or

11:48

Bana. I think it's Bana though. Right. When

11:50

he turns the whole the hole, he

11:52

jumps like long. Right. Does he turn into

11:55

into midair? No, he's uh... no

11:57

he's jumping he's just jumping

11:59

out the Hulk but like

12:01

it's long bounds long leaps and

12:03

it's like it feels like

12:05

he is defying gravity and which

12:07

leads me to think because

12:09

he has green skin it's because

12:11

he's been exposed to gamma

12:13

rays gamma ray radiation which 100

12:15

% I think could make your

12:17

like gravitational your relationship with

12:19

gravity altered I mean if we're

12:21

going to take Ang Lee's

12:23

Hulk movie yeah with any consideration

12:25

than yes well in the

12:27

science community Ang Lee's Hulk is

12:29

considered like the the the

12:31

cream of the crop they watch

12:34

it every year at the

12:36

National Science Convention they literally bring

12:38

all the big scientists in

12:40

like all the like all their

12:42

microscopes are out yeah they

12:44

got their pens the right in

12:46

the notebooks I'm sure they've

12:48

got they've got bubbling beakers just

12:50

walking around you know lime

12:52

green glowing maybe some purple ones

12:54

green green and purple bubbling

12:56

and they're wearing like circular goggles

12:58

yeah like that character from

13:00

trailer park boys oh fuck bubbles

13:02

bubbles bubbles from trailer park

13:04

boys that that show is I've

13:06

never seen I've never seen

13:08

an episode of I think you'd

13:10

like it I watched my

13:12

parents got really into it when

13:14

I was in high school

13:16

so I watched it with them

13:18

see I like my name

13:20

is James Earl Jones do my

13:22

name is James Earl Jones

13:24

is a fantastic show on ironically

13:26

I did watch that in

13:28

high school as well really good

13:30

show like making a list

13:32

having to like apologize everyone it's

13:34

a good concept and also

13:37

it's just really funny but back

13:39

to back to the lakes I think

13:41

you and I should vlog a little trip

13:43

down to drug and alcohol abuse lake

13:45

in South Carolina drug and alcohol abuse lake

13:47

is it located near you it's in

13:50

the it's in the middle of the state

13:52

oh I'm serious Luke put up a

13:54

picture of the of it like on a

13:56

map it's actually a real lake drug

13:58

and alcohol abuse lake You

14:00

know know the history of of why it's named that

14:02

or is sure I'm but it is called

14:04

that it is called that. So when we do we do does

14:06

South Carolina, I know it's what people

14:08

really have been waiting for for. It was either

14:10

was either that or going back to

14:12

Japan to do more vlogs. So we

14:14

decided So Carolina would be more would

14:16

be I love to go back to

14:18

Japan. I went back and I I some

14:20

of the Japan some of Yeah, and it

14:22

makes me go me go. Imagine

14:26

this but in the news cuz we

14:28

just we just recently I guess not

14:30

recently when this is out, but I

14:32

guess this is out, but I guess in December we bring

14:34

vlogs back. It's not like they

14:36

left, they but. but We did

14:39

our first kind our art, you know, like

14:41

this you know like with this

14:43

podcast to in some to in some way

14:45

It was a super mega We got this

14:47

whole set made set I feel like

14:49

with like with. uh... like the like the gaming

14:51

content that took the form of like live streams

14:53

and stuff. Not to say that we won't do

14:55

pre -recorded stuff in the future if we feel

14:57

like it, but I feel stuff in the works

14:59

in like it same this

15:01

works in in in that same

15:03

I way well i i just uh... we

15:06

kind of had of had this idea for a

15:08

while while people really like the like the they're

15:10

like do more vlogs do more vlogs And

15:12

I think you and I would always get

15:14

in our heads about like we have to

15:16

have some grand idea for a vlog get not

15:18

in our early 20s anymore, you know the

15:20

first vlogs we filmed you were like were

15:22

you 20 or vlog. were 20 we're not I

15:24

had just turned 20 when we started super

15:26

mega like two months prior vlogs we you we

15:28

were in our early like, were and I and

15:30

I do feel like we can't no, I

15:32

had just turned 20 when still have fun

15:34

and I think what you know that

15:36

vlog that we put together and uploaded

15:39

that like proved that like kind

15:41

of proved it to me too of

15:43

looking through the footage of me too while like

15:45

has Matt got the new cameras that

15:47

give the these a really like really

15:49

good vibe like very vibe like very the

15:52

the the in a way in a this

15:54

could be like it's a very nice

15:56

comforting series nice it's super like cozy

15:58

feeling I think I think and You know, I

16:00

love retro shit to a to a cheesy a

16:02

cheesy degree. I when I was I

16:04

was thinking about you know, vlogs.

16:07

I'm thinking like if we're

16:09

going out and vlogging out and

16:11

fucking typical and we got, you the

16:13

microphone on top and shit, I

16:16

don't know, that cameras with the microphone on

16:18

top and shit, I don't know. Streamers

16:20

do it all the time though.

16:22

You see all these streamers

16:24

going out in public it's like, backpacks.

16:26

They're going to all the clothing

16:28

stores trying out some new... going out

16:30

in public with their like streaming

16:32

backpacks, I guess I, we're We're

16:35

probably a little too self -conscious about it,

16:37

but we also come from South Carolina where

16:39

I feel like. where I Making videos

16:41

in South Carolina was a different

16:43

experience than making videos. Yeah, eyes on

16:45

you when you were filming. was Yeah,

16:47

eyes on you when you were filming. It that person

16:49

doing? always we're out here, it's more

16:51

normal. doing? Yeah, we're out here. It's know. normal, but I

16:54

know. The got, setups we got, lot of

16:56

people of have been curious about

16:58

the specifics of that. of that, uh,

17:00

there Sony. I can go grab them

17:02

real quick, they're right real quick. go

17:04

they're Yeah, go grab one. those who are

17:06

curious about the are and want

17:09

to rep the setup and Should I

17:11

go rep. Yeah, go grab one

17:13

one. It's a Sony CCD TRV 87.

17:15

That model of model

17:17

of camcorder there's like a bunch

17:19

of different models where it's just

17:21

different numbers at the end I

17:23

chose the 87 at the end. I chose

17:25

like it I like it. The

17:27

in the other room in

17:29

the other room. there's this guy

17:32

guy online named Dev Builds and he made the

17:34

like 3D printed all of the... That's all

17:36

of the sound. Oh

17:38

I love it. I love it. I love it. But yeah

17:40

love it. I love it thing

17:43

called an I got this little

17:45

thing called an Play and that box is

17:47

what and that box is these these

17:50

cables, these are the

17:52

footage so these these cables these are

17:54

custom that dev builds made his can

17:56

get them on his website it it

17:58

just basically bypasses the the... The tape. So

18:00

instead of recording to a tape it just

18:02

sends it straight to that box records on

18:04

a micro SD You really have like no

18:07

quality loss and then to record you got

18:09

to click the little thing right here You

18:11

have to click this. I don't know if

18:13

it's recording, but oh no. I'm just sure

18:16

dude. It's up to you man Damn am

18:18

I looking pretty? Yeah, yeah What I love

18:20

about it is that, and I kept, if...

18:23

Do you look so cool? I kept a

18:25

lot of it in too, with that vlog.

18:27

There's a lot of when we record with

18:29

this, there is a lot of that, like,

18:32

almost... It's that, like... Digital wonkiness that comes

18:34

with these cameras where it'll go to the

18:36

blue screen do like a quick like yeah

18:38

And I and I keep a lot of

18:41

that in just because it like works as

18:43

a transition It works great as a transition

18:45

also. It's cool love the fucking vibe of

18:47

this dude Like I would like I don't

18:50

know why I was kind of like apprehensive

18:52

because I wasn't like confident about the like

18:54

the footage that was gotten like I was

18:56

like can this become a vogue maybe we

18:59

were thinking maybe we'd throw it on Patreon

19:01

on Patreon or something? within the first five

19:03

minutes I like turned to you and I

19:06

got excited. Yeah. I was like, dude, this

19:08

is like, this is it. Because for me,

19:10

I was like, how are we going to

19:12

go about doing vlogs like we used to

19:15

and like feel comfortable doing so in this.

19:17

Like we take these out in public, it's

19:19

almost like we're on vacation, you know? Yeah,

19:21

and like, I feel like if you see

19:24

a dude in public with a camcorder setup

19:26

like this, it's more so you're kind of

19:28

like intrigued, it's like, oh, that's cool. Yeah.

19:30

But yeah, if you guys want to do

19:33

your own build like this, it's, there's a

19:35

lot of videos online about it. I ain't

19:37

going to gate keep it. Sony, CCD, CCD,

19:39

Tia, CCD, C. r c power playbox and

19:42

uh... dev builds so lots of cool stuff

19:44

lots of cool stuff i'm gonna i'm gonna

19:46

pop the here you go and do when

19:49

i was filming the black Friday history blog

19:51

is out by now and that's what oh

19:53

yeah used to film that

19:55

as well. as well. We

19:58

haven't, we haven't filmed

20:00

it yet. filmed travel, time

20:02

know, it's like you not

20:04

filmed the we have vlog

20:07

yet, but. tree blog

20:09

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really do think like legitimately like people would put

23:14

these on repeat specifically this like VHS series and

23:17

I feel like when we have enough we should

23:19

almost separate them in their own playlist so people

23:21

can enjoy that aspect because like I picture like

23:23

people there's even though it shot in like modern

23:25

day because we're using this it has a very

23:28

nostalgic vibe to it and I just know that

23:30

if we take it to like fucking an amusement

23:32

park like Universal Nottsbury Farm, whatever, just like capturing

23:34

those images in that quality or going to the

23:36

going to Santa Monica Beach and capturing the beach

23:39

in this quality. Seagels and waves. It's just I

23:41

swear to God it is a form of like

23:43

ASMR for people and I know that because it's

23:45

like that for me and you. So so it's

23:48

got to be like that so there

23:50

is there is like a, not

23:52

just like fun i mean

23:54

it is we have

23:56

fun making it and they're

23:59

like i love doing

24:01

like editing them together making

24:03

them all like weird

24:05

and wonky but there is

24:07

this also like weird

24:10

fun them all like aspect where

24:12

it's like oh these are

24:14

there is this also like weird

24:17

fun don't know how to

24:19

explain other than where it's like, oh

24:21

these are, these are, say I don't know how

24:23

to explain other than like comfortable, like know.

24:25

I feel like I don't know, I

24:27

feel like can film? film. Like

24:29

bits of our day -to -day

24:32

lives days on one of these, and one

24:34

of these. it together in you string

24:36

it together like editing, more it

24:38

feels like. when it's 10 times

24:40

more entertaining of like, it's filmed like this instead

24:42

of like, if we're just walking around

24:44

the office with our like, like, are you doing,

24:46

Ryan? right? Like, you know, I can't really

24:49

explain it. it. But I would like to basically just

24:51

do, you know, know, vlog series where my plan is

24:53

I would like is I would like to just

24:55

kind of throughout the work weeks just kind

24:57

of just film here and there, like

24:59

while we're editing, just, you know, we're in

25:01

the room, just you of show off what we're

25:04

kind of then what day to day in between

25:06

and then I guess the would love to

25:08

do, like, like I but I would Oh,

25:10

to do like what are the just Where we

25:12

go to the zoo. yeah out somewhere?

25:14

to the zoo going out just go out just

25:16

go out skid row I I mean, we we

25:18

could. we could we could If you you wanted to. to.

25:20

I mean, mean, could we could send you down

25:22

there and we could do could do like a broadcast

25:25

know, set it up you know, set it up

25:27

to where sleep over go and I spend

25:29

the night in I row by

25:32

myself. You have one of those

25:34

live streaming backpacks You the flashing lights.

25:36

live streaming backpacks with all the selfie stick, Yeah, I

25:38

had the circle light. Yeah, selfie stick up, hey I'm

25:40

live, up? and I'm gonna be

25:42

giving out $10 ,000. dollars. I'm gonna be

25:44

giving out 100 100 bars.

25:47

bars. Oh my

25:49

god. One of of three musketeers Just

25:51

going to homeless people people and

25:54

being like come on come on! You

25:56

start throwing, gets gets what blue

25:58

face what Blue Face, Blue Face, uh, got... But

26:00

on top of his SUV, maybe it

26:02

was a G -Wag, I don't remember, drove

26:04

through Skid Row in the middle of

26:06

night and was just throwing out money,

26:08

throwing out $100 bills, I think. Fun

26:11

times. I mean, I don't know if

26:13

you ever had the experience, but I

26:15

think it was middle school? I got

26:17

to go in one of those money

26:19

machines. I got to, you know, we're

26:21

like, for like a pep rally or

26:23

something, they'll bring out like one of

26:26

those clear tubes where it's just, it

26:28

makes all the just, dollars are flying around

26:30

because the air's blowing off. I remember

26:32

getting like, I think it was near

26:34

15 bucks from it and I was

26:36

like, dude. I did one of those

26:39

once at a party at like a,

26:41

I don't remember where, I think it

26:43

was at some like friend's birthday party

26:45

growing up at some, you know, like

26:47

entertainment place and they had one of

26:49

those and I think I probably got

26:51

like four or five bucks. It's hard.

26:54

Well, I, the trick and I didn't

26:56

do this. Unfortunately, I was like, fuck,

26:58

I could have gone more cover yourself

27:00

and honey. No, it's like people will,

27:02

people will like stand like this and

27:04

as the money's going up, just like

27:07

trap it on there, like hoard it

27:09

and try to just get it to

27:11

stick there. You know, I saw that

27:13

right after doing mine. And I was

27:15

like, you couldn't do it again. No,

27:17

I'm probably, I probably overestimated my, it

27:19

was probably more like 10 to $12.

27:22

What if we got one of those

27:24

for the office? Like what if we

27:26

installed one of those money to money

27:28

machine tubes? Well, we can get one

27:30

that draws down. So what whenever a

27:32

guest comes on, they can be it's

27:34

time for the money machine. That's not

27:37

a bad idea. It's like it becomes

27:39

a competition and there's a leaderboard. No,

27:41

regardless, if we do the money machine

27:43

thing or not, I think it would

27:45

be sick to do some sort of

27:47

thing for guests on the podcast that

27:50

creates like a leader. Yes, dude, because

27:52

we had Tucker install a spotlight up

27:54

here, which we haven't used yet, but

27:56

basically it's like a spotlight. that mounted to

27:58

the ceiling that we can change the

28:00

shape of it of it like the the

28:02

the focus of it and then back we

28:05

were were talking about maybe getting some

28:07

kind of like kind of or pull down

28:09

curtain down where the super logo and the

28:11

glass panel is we can pull a curtain

28:13

down and have a spotlight a make

28:15

the guests Do a performance guest do a force

28:18

them to force every guest to play

28:20

guest to play Miss Pac-Man. I thought you're going play a

28:22

song a song. they have to perform a, every single

28:24

guests has to perform a song Well, a

28:26

do we rate that and make a

28:28

leaderboard off? make a True, because it's

28:30

subjective. because it's I do really like the

28:32

idea of having some kind of having some

28:34

kind of SuperMegaCast, we had the on Super Mega Cast

28:37

we a sip of the Hennessy. bottle. it

28:39

could be a live leaderboard that you

28:41

can always check up on. Yeah, on

28:43

the website or something. Even though you'd

28:45

probably just that you the episode to see

28:47

what, you know. know. We can put

28:49

it on the website on people

28:51

can check 24 can check you know,

28:53

just see where the just see

28:55

at. the leaderboards at just if they're curious. we

28:57

should start brainstorming ideas because, you

28:59

know, money you know money tube. Also for

29:01

people people that have no clue

29:03

what the fuck we're talking about about

29:06

with the it's a It's a it's like a it's like

29:08

a tube a little little glass the floor has like

29:10

the floor has really bunch of fans

29:12

blowing up really, really hard. dollar and

29:14

there's money, there's just dollar bills.

29:16

And you can't start grabbing until they

29:18

in the they're in the air. Yeah,

29:20

they're in the air. So basically they

29:22

turn it on it on there's like maybe $51

29:25

bills and bills around flying around and you're

29:27

trying to grab them out of

29:29

the air air you have a time

29:31

limit. limit probably like 30s probably more like

29:33

15 15 20 or some shit

29:35

like that. So it would be

29:37

would be imagine just Lowers down down the the

29:39

guest in okay Tucker we want a Tucker,

29:41

Huh? What? a money we're gonna need you to actually remove the

29:43

we're gonna need you to actually remove

29:46

gonna need ceiling is gonna need to be

29:48

cut out right there. the site's gonna block

29:50

the sign. No, we want it to

29:52

like it down. down What if this, what

29:54

if this this wall rotated? like

29:56

a a secret book shelf like well Matt, you know

29:58

know all we have to do for

30:00

the tube is not even get a glass

30:02

thing just get like a a -through almost

30:04

like shower like shower shower curtain get

30:06

up we go shower curtain get no they yeah

30:08

dude no no they make those like little little

30:10

portable like shower shower stations yeah just get

30:13

one of those that see -through I

30:15

don't know if they make see -through

30:17

ones because ones because they have I

30:19

mean, it's America That's true true. then basically

30:21

just have them in it and then

30:23

in can just get like a leaf

30:25

can just get just a it the leaf

30:27

blower up to have like a hole

30:29

for the leaf it like a maybe

30:31

a shitty like plastic like a hole for

30:33

for it Maybe then maybe like 3d

30:36

print something that can like divert it

30:38

in different directions mechanism for it. Right.

30:40

And then maybe like 3D print

30:42

something we can literally just just bring it in

30:44

in it's time You know you just you just

30:46

And it up and then when we're done with

30:48

it just push it over there there. Every

30:51

it's every guest who comes on comes on, it's

30:53

competition and if they win they win, they

30:55

get a copy of our book. we

30:57

always we give a give a guest

30:59

a copy of our book at the

31:01

end of an episode, even if Yeah,

31:03

and if them on again? them on again? another

31:05

copy of our book. We signed

31:07

this one. book We I was thinking, one. I

31:10

was thinking um Yeah, of dollar bills, could could

31:12

make dollar dollar bills, yo, we We could

31:14

make our own coupons and it could

31:16

just be just be like can just win.

31:18

coupons. So you can just win like, hey dude, you -shirt. it.

31:20

You And a can be like, oh,

31:22

cool. and he can cash it in

31:24

if he wants. oh, cool. You know, and expires,

31:26

and it's only valid. wants. Yeah. But

31:28

it valid like months from now only

31:30

a certain week. months from now for

31:32

a certain week. Um, I do. Or we could do

31:34

because we're super likely we really lean into the

31:37

thing and it's like and it's a game

31:39

show It's like a game show pillars come

31:41

up. come up and it's called red box

31:43

blue box and they have to

31:45

choose choose oh they want the red

31:47

red box red or the blue box they

31:49

they have to keep whatever's in

31:51

there. I really I that idea.

31:53

think I think when we have guests

31:55

on on year in 2025, I I

31:57

think that that is a fantastic

31:59

idea. to to have a leaderboard of some

32:01

sort and B the the little box

32:04

game where there's something in each box

32:06

and we could get like a really

32:08

good gift maybe you know what i'm

32:10

thinking for the money money machine like

32:13

Gordy on blue ray would be awesome

32:15

like the criterion collection Gordy you know

32:17

what would just be really annoying for

32:19

the the money thing is like if

32:22

it actually is a lot of money

32:24

but it's a It's in like a

32:26

foreign currency. So it's like 100 dollar

32:29

bills, but they're like Argentinian pesos So

32:31

they're like well I have this money

32:33

now, but it's like I have to

32:35

go to a foreign currency conversion And

32:38

when I do that I'm really only

32:40

gonna get like 10 bucks afterwards. Oh

32:42

dude, remember coin star? Oh dude, the

32:44

coin star was fucking going to the

32:47

coin star was me it was at

32:49

the Bilo? Was it a Bilo specific

32:51

thing? It was also a Harris teeter

32:54

Because I remember going to Harris Theater.

32:56

Okay. That's a grocery store in South

32:58

Carolina. And I remember I was I

33:00

was staying with my friend and his

33:03

dad goes, boys, can you go down

33:05

to the coin star for me? And

33:07

we, he had buckets of coins. I

33:09

remember having, like this was at a

33:12

time like at an age where I

33:14

had a piggy bank. I'm sure you

33:16

were the same age too. Yeah. Did

33:19

you ever have a piggy bank? I

33:21

had like... Not like the type you

33:23

have to break, but I did have

33:25

like, yes, a coin collecting device. I

33:28

had an old Winnie the Pooh piggy

33:30

bank where the cork was like in

33:32

the undersubores, or some shit like that.

33:34

I can probably find that exact one.

33:37

Hold up. I think I've done this

33:39

before. And it converts it into dollars

33:41

for you. And I will say, dude,

33:43

it is an incredibly loud machine. I'm

33:46

thinking for 2025 for the office, what

33:48

we need is the dollar bill tube

33:50

and a coin star maybe. What if

33:53

we've got a coin star for the

33:55

office? That can't be that expensive, right?

33:57

I mean, no. I mean, we... I

33:59

mean would be have to

34:02

hopefully get get guests to like,

34:04

they just, guess would bring bring some

34:06

sort of coin tell guests

34:08

to bring their, um, their own coins. We're

34:10

own coins. you We're like, hey, a,

34:12

if you have spare coins, bring uh, and

34:14

you can And you can use our

34:16

star machine. And, you know, you might get a little you

34:18

might get a little of it. I'm out of

34:21

it. to find this to find this piggy

34:23

bank for some reason. My reason. My, my, my, my,

34:25

my mind is, you know what was always so

34:27

cool to me me though. I went to the

34:29

coin the coin star just my friend we these buckets

34:31

and sometimes within the coins I guess

34:33

there would be like a foreign coin that

34:35

somehow ended up in there and it

34:37

would spit it back out and I'm like

34:39

whoa, dude there and it at this it

34:41

back There are still like machines.

34:43

look at this there there's coin

34:46

nearby. machines dude a Bitcoin

34:48

ATM. nearby it's a Bitcoin if

34:50

you can buy a do we even - do we

34:52

have coins do we even do we have coins

34:54

have a couple a in my car. in

34:57

my car that I had to get the other

34:59

night because I needed to put air in my

35:01

tires to put air my tires and i'll tell you man it's

35:03

frustrating. You have to go inside

35:05

the gas station. like, can I get

35:07

some i'm like can i Here's a dollar. It's

35:10

a dollar it's just pointless it's

35:13

stupid and i had had to put

35:15

coins in the machine and it was

35:17

it embarrassing now maybe we should start keeping

35:19

like like the thing is i don't i just

35:21

pay for just pay for everything with a card

35:23

yeah essentially now i don't use cash like rarely

35:25

it's good to keep cash on you good to

35:28

keep cash on you just in

35:30

case Dude cash is so two

35:32

thousand not like getting not like getting as i

35:34

as much as I i I

35:36

once was I don't really use

35:38

cash ever Yeah, I mean if will

35:40

like if I'm going to like

35:42

a food truck or something but

35:44

but even still it like food

35:46

trucks and stuff stuff usually they have a square or

35:48

apple changed the game for me

35:50

when I for me when was a thing

35:52

change the game for a thing for super

35:54

mega Oh yeah. I I was just

35:56

like things left things left and

35:58

right with my phone. There's people listening

36:00

that have not that to the not caught onto

36:02

the Apple Pay you can just add your

36:05

debit or credit cards to your credit Double

36:07

to the side button. click the side

36:09

scans your face your then you

36:11

just hold your phone up hold your phone

36:13

would your Like you would your has that

36:15

your card has cards have them fuck. Most cards

36:17

have them now. And it just beep. The little chip. The

36:19

wireless fucking awesome. I I love Apple Pay.

36:21

And and I love the coin

36:24

as well. well. I'm I'm on the Coinstar

36:26

website website actually about... really? They put put a picture of

36:28

you on the the website? star No, website? no, No, no,

36:30

no, no. I thought was was one of our of our most

36:32

loyal customers. Wait, no, but look at this. look at

36:34

this. Coin for retail. We take care of coins of

36:36

you could take care of business. And they

36:38

do have this guy on the do have this guy on the

36:40

How hard do you think it would be

36:42

to get them to replace this guy with me?

36:44

with me? If we we could

36:46

reach out via email and say and say this

36:48

hey of ugly. I think if

36:50

you put a picture of me

36:53

on the page, me you the you're gonna

36:55

get more people know you're gonna get more Well

36:57

what if this is an the situation

36:59

and now you just ruthlessly attacked

37:01

the looks of you of ruthlessly the son

37:03

of the CEO? of like one of the

37:05

CEO the grandson of the

37:07

CEO Because coin around for generations. around

37:10

you think it would be?

37:12

think it would It never hurts to,

37:14

like, to like try You know? Look, here's

37:16

a whole a whole star retail, like, form

37:18

that you can you can fill out.

37:20

you're trying to cut your

37:22

dick off. your dick off. What, if I

37:24

put it in the if I put it

37:26

in the coin store machine? No, I'm just I'm

37:28

doesn't hurt, unless, doesn't hurt unless, you hurt

37:30

unless you try. I see, I see,

37:33

you see. I see, I see. Like, uh, I was I

37:35

was confused at first. first. I showed up up rather

37:37

late to that one, to be honest. I

37:39

was imagining a guy putting his dick in

37:41

a coin star machine. You could a guy you

37:43

could definitely put your dick in a coin

37:45

star machine. star doot, doot, You loud, dude. They're

37:47

deafening. you could uh, contact us.

37:50

dick in a coin star Do

37:52

you mind if I send an email real quick? know,

37:54

start out like that, like be friendly. us.

37:56

Do you, here it is. mind

37:58

inquiries. I say anything? Hey. Should I hit

38:01

up up sales and or media inquiries?

38:03

or media inquiries? Media

38:05

inquiries. public relations at

38:07

coinstar.com Yeah. All

38:09

right, I'm gonna a gonna shoot them

38:11

a little. We're gonna go going to

38:14

go to commercial break as we are we

38:16

are contractually obligated by our overlords

38:19

to do this. That's going to

38:21

shoot an to to email to the -ups

38:23

over at over at see if

38:25

we can get this we can get this

38:27

gentleman his well-deserved spotlight. Yeah, and when we're Yeah, website.

38:29

we'll show you that email

38:31

as soon as we're back. we'll show

38:33

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40:13

Yes. I out to coin

40:16

public media inquiries -hmm said hello

40:18

my friend business partner Ryan

40:20

McGee and I were looking at

40:22

the coin star website And

40:24

we were wondering if we could

40:26

be lucky enough to have

40:28

the opportunity to be featured somewhere

40:30

on the website included as our

40:32

shared headshot, we'd love to have our

40:34

pictures featured somewhere on the site,

40:36

anywhere at all. We think it could

40:38

help the the coin brand and

40:40

grow your business by attracted more clientele.

40:42

my god another typo just realized.

40:44

Please let us know your earliest convenience,

40:47

thank you so much, and I

40:49

attached our headshot, but oh my god

40:51

So I realized that I had made a

40:53

typo after I sent it. I said

40:55

coin at one point and I sent another

40:57

email to public relations and I said

40:59

hello again It appears I made a typo

41:01

in my last email and the fourth

41:03

sentence I accidentally wrote coin star instead of

41:05

coin star. We truly hope that this

41:08

won't diminish our chances of being featured on

41:10

the coin star website. Thank you, but

41:12

now I reading it out loud. I realized

41:14

I used the wrong in the same sentence,

41:16

I I said, help the coin brand and

41:18

grow your business by attracted more clientele.

41:20

now you've truly fucked up. Do you think

41:22

I fucked up? Yes. They're going to

41:24

look at that. what Should I send another

41:26

I know a goo goo ga baby

41:28

or something that doesn't understand the English language?

41:30

Should I send another? Don't just walk

41:33

his going on. No, I think right now,

41:35

let it sit and then. But I

41:37

didn't address that typo. I only addressed one

41:39

typo. then But later, go. hey guys

41:41

sorry.

41:43

our Our

41:45

office was broken into, and apparently

41:47

you guys were sent an

41:49

email. but Matt and Ryan

41:52

would still love to work Yes, you

41:54

know, I like that, something like that.

41:56

Like criminals broke into our office and

41:58

sent these emails. While we, while,

42:00

you at home with our

42:02

families. our families. And, you know, you, you, you

42:04

out an an you got to

42:06

got show it up for

42:08

the people, it up for up people, right?

42:10

Like, put up a, I just, I me a

42:12

little jealous, and I wanted to throw up a picture of

42:14

my own, I maybe. to throw up a

42:17

picture of my own maybe. Sure.

42:19

Here's, here, here's me, here's me

42:22

Uh, the dress -up game. Infinity,

42:24

the dress-up a good outfit. It's

42:26

a good outfit. I can't see it. see it.

42:28

Because if you could you you you

42:30

your mouth would be a mouth would be a

42:32

gate. yeah Okay, you can you

42:35

can put it away. I'm proud of

42:37

that you can put it away. yeah,

42:39

I'm proud of that one, though. talking about

42:41

a You know, idea of our We've been talking

42:43

about a little idea of our own, you and

42:45

I don't wanna get, you know. but too into

42:47

it, but. be Would you guys

42:49

be interested days with sprite? I

42:51

don't don't want to give that idea idea

42:53

for free. Okay. Okay. make sure you cut that

42:56

out because that is a that is that is

42:58

a a good idea. if you're thirsty, such

43:00

a good idea. after you're thirsty. People right after using the right. Yeah.

43:02

I mean I I mean, I do that

43:04

already with just I'm thirsty for water, water. You know,

43:06

know, I'll be ass and ass and then

43:08

I'll just get up and, just back

43:10

from, you know, the old you school

43:12

days of the water fountain, you know, of

43:14

the water fountain You know that me. that that's still like in me.

43:17

So big nostalgia guy, so I like

43:19

sipping from the I like I it reminds me

43:21

of the the bidet no harm no

43:23

foul. me of the water fountain I

43:25

can't What if we got a water fountain for the

43:27

office? we got a water fountain know

43:29

office? could could because there's a

43:31

a lot of things

43:33

that are in in quote unquote

43:35

buildings buildings schools or

43:37

offices that that I Think think

43:40

overlook that could be in their

43:42

could be in their own homes

43:44

or offices. Like, for example, a

43:46

we could put a paper

43:48

towel machine on the wall or

43:51

a hand dryer. like the paper the

43:53

paper towel, the metal paper towel Yeah,

43:55

we could we could get one

43:57

of those. Or we could get

43:59

a a water fountain and put it on

44:01

the wall or urinal for the

44:03

bathroom. Ooh, I don't think about

44:05

this. I love a urinal, you

44:07

know, because a urinal like... But

44:09

I do love sitting down to

44:12

pee. I don't think a urinal

44:14

would really have much, you know,

44:16

good, good here. Yeah. I think

44:18

we all, I think we all,

44:20

we all sit down to pee.

44:22

We're all, maybe not Luke's answer

44:24

real quick. Okay. Okay. I'll keep

44:26

the masses entertained. Yeah, so I

44:28

do sit down to pee and

44:31

it's pretty nice. Ryan got me

44:33

on that train and I know

44:35

that, you know, I'm sure there's

44:37

plenty of people listening right now,

44:39

people in the comments going, you

44:41

sit down to pee, you're a

44:43

little pansy, you're a little fruity

44:45

fairy. And you know, those things

44:47

might be true. But how does

44:50

it feel knowing that... When I'm

44:52

urinating, I'm getting to relax, I'm

44:54

getting to rest my weary bones,

44:56

I don't have to stand there,

44:58

and I don't even have to

45:00

touch my dick. That's the thing.

45:02

If I stand to pee, I

45:04

have to touch my dick, and

45:06

then, you know, I've got dick

45:09

germs all over my hands, but

45:11

sitting to pee, I just have

45:13

to drop my slacks, sit down,

45:15

I don't have to touch my

45:17

Johnson at all. I just let

45:19

the pee flow out, flow out,

45:21

and then, you know. I kind

45:23

of do a little bit of

45:25

this to shake the, shake any

45:28

remaining drops that might be around

45:30

the meatus. And then once, you

45:32

know, it's all good, stand up,

45:34

pull my pants up. I didn't

45:36

touch the toilet. I didn't touch

45:38

my penis. Well, I touched the

45:40

toilet to flush. But usually I

45:42

actually flush with the, you know,

45:44

back of my hand. I'll just

45:47

be like, you know, some of

45:49

this, so I don't get any

45:51

germs. on myself from the toilet.

45:53

So yeah, anyone that calls me

45:55

a Nancy boy for sitting down

45:57

to pee, don't even think about

45:59

it. uh... because yeah you're back

46:02

perfect You're back,

46:04

perfect timing. uh... yeah i got the

46:06

report should I got the

46:08

report clip the clip play the

46:10

audio. luke what's Luke. What's up

46:12

are a are you a standard

46:15

or a sitter? i I

46:17

think let you just let you answer

46:19

the question. you a standard are you a

46:21

I'm a standard, of course. when you p a There

46:24

you have course okay okay there

46:26

you he's a standard. he's

46:28

a standard Maybe give that reaction

46:30

for after the clip the clip. Oh my god.

46:32

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know

46:35

that. I knew it up here me. He

46:37

That shocked me. Well, he did and

46:39

I didn't and I didn't capture it on

46:42

recording, unfortunately. it's on the record

46:44

in my head, just not

46:46

on tape. not on tape right. But he

46:48

did say, not standing up to

46:50

pee a waste of our our

46:53

privilege. So maybe that's something

46:55

to think on. on. Waste

46:57

of our male privilege. Yeah. Yeah,

46:59

you know I You know I try to

47:02

do everything do everything I

47:04

can my male privilege on

47:06

this earth, you know, privilege man this

47:08

you you know I make sure

47:10

I keep my legs You know, I

47:12

make sure I keep my legs the morning you

47:14

get the morning you get up and

47:16

you look down you you spit on on

47:18

your own dick and and disgust I

47:20

go I go Disgusting, disgusting dick. disgusting

47:23

dick there's someone out out to

47:25

yourself say dick disgusting people out

47:27

there that are so disgusted by

47:29

their own penis that when

47:31

they look at it they get

47:33

filled with dread They

47:35

just go, when they look at it they

47:38

get filled with dread. They just go,

47:40

don't trim when I, when I, when I

47:42

don't yeah. my, my, my, my, my

47:44

it for that one yeah. Fispounded for that

47:46

one. Huh? Holy shit, dude. dude, right maybe

47:48

a little gunshot sound there. Like old like

47:51

old times, Luke. I didn't even didn't even see

47:53

it the audio audio listeners. I just

47:55

I just an an army man at

47:57

Matthew. There was an an man between

47:59

us us on top of top of the

48:01

computer and Ryan it and it and that,

48:03

dangerous dangerous. You power of

48:05

a of a flick. Like you have a very

48:08

strong strong flick and sharp plastic you

48:10

know those are not high are not high

48:12

you know the You know, those have some

48:14

have some rough edges on them, they're from

48:16

China. So So like. like, you could could have

48:18

really hurt me. That could have stuck

48:20

into you. into you. There was, there universe where

48:22

you did that, and my head exploded

48:24

all over the room, all over you,

48:26

and I'm dead, and I'm dead. Oh! and they have to play

48:28

in court. I Malcolm in the middle. doing a

48:30

coming back, although God, yeah, we gotta

48:32

talk about that. It scares me, though,

48:35

that - Okay it's coming the middle

48:37

has been announced that it's

48:39

back through a video about that. other

48:41

scares me the only ones that so

48:43

in the video were Frankie in

48:45

the middle has been announced that it's back through

48:48

a video shared by other castmen

48:50

marack i'm not sure

48:52

the only ones that cast

48:54

in the video were would

48:56

say Munoz. I mean this is Malcolm

48:58

in the in just up there at least for

49:00

you And I as like in like the

49:02

top one of the definitely in of all top one of

49:04

one of the best of all ever

49:06

made in my the best yeah It's really

49:08

good. I my home I think it

49:11

was good. in 2024 I went and was yeah

49:13

it all for the first time

49:15

since I had watched it on TV

49:17

back when I was younger time since I

49:19

great episode and like I was younger. thing

49:21

is great episode and like the the about like, where

49:23

people talk about like a season where it

49:25

kind of falls off a little bit

49:28

off a little bit. And shows

49:30

with happens, know, the

49:32

seasons are are god and it's

49:34

like oh, it's is the shitty

49:36

season shitty season. quote -unquote shitty season

49:38

to unquote shitty season to me, or what's

49:40

as the quote season is

49:42

not is not. that bad. Like everything is

49:44

still pretty good. It's just that

49:46

you can see that are careers are

49:48

trying to get off, They're they're just

49:50

at different spots in their lives because

49:53

they are growing up while making

49:55

the show. I don't think it's a

49:57

bad season. a bad It think doesn't have

49:59

the the same. you know

50:01

charm as the others as

50:03

much but then I feel like this

50:05

doesn't happen with many shows. They pulled it back.

50:07

Like the next season was really good. yeah It

50:09

was one of my favorites, season six. so I

50:11

So, think.

50:14

that It's

50:16

an incredible show. And there have

50:18

been whispers for a while of

50:20

doing a Malcolm in the Middle

50:22

reboot because Brian Cranston and Frankie

50:24

Munez have both publicly said for

50:26

a while, they'd love to. And

50:28

they've come back as a

50:30

cast, except for the actor who

50:32

played Dewey. Yeah, they've met

50:34

up and done reunions. Dewey has

50:36

always been, what's it Eric Perseleven

50:39

He's always been

50:41

absent from this stuff and

50:43

people have speculated as to why bring

50:45

it have a picture of him yeah

50:47

like he died a a picture of

50:49

him up like the group photo, but

50:51

he just really doesn't want any part

50:54

So like it would be interested if

50:56

if if Disney could claw their hands into

50:58

being like, look we'll throw you view

51:00

like a ,000 for a cameo. well

51:02

Disney's not gonna throw 100 ,000 for a

51:04

Dewey cameo. I'm curious, though, as to

51:06

why he seems to, I mean, at

51:08

the end the the day, it's his

51:10

personal life, his business. If he doesn't

51:12

want anything to do with to know. do

51:14

He doesn't owe fans or owe people

51:16

anything, because at the end of the

51:18

day, what he was was child actor

51:20

and what he was producing is a

51:22

product. Right, and I'm sure that maybe

51:24

there's some. A great product, though. Yeah, but

51:26

I'm sure there could be some,

51:28

you know, some sour taste in his

51:31

mouth about almost kind of not

51:33

having a childhood because he was an

51:35

actor. So maybe it just left

51:37

a bad taste in his mouth. doesn't

51:39

want anything to do with it,

51:41

but it's his business. However, I would

51:43

love to see Dewey back. Of

51:45

course. but Reese wasn't

51:47

in the video Justin Burfield but you

51:49

said he shared it, right? He shared a

51:51

pic I saw that he shared it

51:53

on Instagram, okay? I'm pretty sure that means

51:55

he's gonna be back in it, but

51:57

he's not the only three signed on right

51:59

now And I'm guessing that's just to get

52:01

the ball rolling get don't know, but the

52:03

only three signed on I don't know, but the only three signed on

52:05

are the quintessential trio. It just It

52:08

just wouldn't make sense to me, if I

52:10

I were in Burfield, the act that plays place, Reese,

52:12

now what he does, I think he's

52:14

a real estate agent. I think that's

52:16

what he does I think that's what he he

52:18

has a kid and everything he has his

52:20

life. everything, If they were rebooting this show, if

52:22

would just kind of... Especially only for

52:24

four episodes. four To me, as Justin as it

52:26

would be crazy not to be in it. not to

52:28

think he it Yeah, I think I think he will.

52:30

To me, he's shown a lot of - he will

52:32

to me He's shown interest in the past

52:34

of like he has fond of would

52:36

love them in the middle memories I would

52:38

love Reese will show up know that's I think

52:40

on the show show up imagine we got a

52:42

they are no on the show yeah it's gonna

52:44

be about So it is going

52:47

to know her on Malcolm and the

52:49

parents and Malcolm's daughter. Yes. about what who's

52:51

gonna play the daughter the daughter It's

52:53

gonna be to be and Lois

52:55

are having a are anniversary. 40th anniversary

52:58

and they're trying to get Malcolm

53:00

and his daughter to come to

53:02

it. I think that's the to come to

53:04

It's four episodes the thing. if we

53:06

got Frankie Muniz and Justin Burfield

53:08

on Frankie I'll be beautiful and Justin

53:10

of Mega Hey be beautiful. Brian

53:12

was great in that, by the way. He

53:14

was, he was was, he was, of Red Tales?

53:17

Was he, oh, he was Red Tales. George Lucas's Red Tales. That

53:19

was George Lucas? It was George

53:21

Lucas. I saw it in I saw mainly

53:23

because Brian Cranston was in it.

53:25

Not because of George Lucas? was in it. Not

53:27

because of George Lucas? No. Okay. But, you know,

53:29

when shows come- Can you be about black pilots,

53:31

though, predominant? a story about about

53:33

why I saw it. That's

53:35

why I saw it. Not because Walter White

53:37

is in it. That was like his first thing since his

53:39

first thing since Breaking Bad yeah. And

53:41

I was And I was excited. You

53:43

just want to see to see to

53:46

see more of him. I'm like, more

53:48

of him. them. But I learned I learned

53:50

a lot about the African -American pilots

53:52

of World War pilots of World George Lucas

53:54

wanted and intended. wanted and made it

53:56

a As little Mm-hmm. but it a Lucas

53:58

woke. Lucas woke? like like George Wocus. Amen

54:00

brother. So basically, you know,

54:03

You know, actors, a whenever a new show's coming

54:05

out or a new season. season, have to do

54:07

press runs, they have to go on podcasts, to they

54:09

have to go on shows. they have to

54:11

Who knows? shows, who Yeah, Yeah, that would be

54:13

so cool. It would be. It would be. I mean,

54:15

we have, we did We did Naskar

54:18

at one point. That could be some,

54:20

That could be some, yeah, you know. he,

54:22

he, he did say yes, Frankie Frankie Muniz did Agreed

54:24

to be the podcast at one point.

54:26

Yes I like two years ago I two years ago,

54:28

I reached out to Frankie Muniz

54:30

on Instagram I I was like, hey would

54:33

you ever be interested in coming

54:35

on this podcast? on this Muniz responded and

54:37

he said, responded and

54:39

totally. sure totally and I was like my

54:41

shit. shit I called and I'm like,

54:43

dude. like dude except he lives in like lives in

54:45

like so it's it would be a whole be a whole

54:47

thing of either, to do it I'd love

54:49

to do it in person. That's the

54:52

thing. I mean, we could always do over

54:54

like or or but it's like it's like in

54:56

the studio would be so cool. the

54:58

I would, it's really about scheduling I would

55:00

a busy guy and I'm sure he's

55:02

about to be 10 times busier. Oh guy

55:04

and I'm sure he's but that would be

55:06

cool if times could pan out in

55:08

the future. would be cool if that could probably could

55:11

him back up again at some point.

55:13

Who knows? Maybe not now, but... now,

55:15

up the up the the Munaz himself. When we're

55:17

ready, when the when the guest is like

55:19

to roll and not

55:21

filled with filled with a mannequin junk

55:23

on the couch. on the couch Tucker

55:25

Tucker is working on working on building

55:27

the guest set right now. not

55:29

at at this very moment. yeah he

55:31

is. look he's got a hammer. got

55:34

a do. yeah but it should Yeah, but. by

55:36

the it would be cool by the time this would

55:38

be cool by the time this episode drops.

55:40

know about I don't know about that But

55:42

we do have good plans for guests on

55:44

the show show The Year of Guests. And of guests hear

55:46

what love to hear what guests you guys

55:48

want to see in the please, please list your dream

55:50

list your your dream guests ones that

55:52

maybe we've had before that you'd like to

55:54

see back never we've never had to see what all

55:57

of just want to see what all of

55:59

y 'all are in. Who y'all would be interested

56:01

in us commingling with? Also, I'm curious

56:03

what y'all's thoughts are, because we have

56:05

this cool set. And sometimes, there are

56:07

a lot of people that have said

56:09

in the past, they would be down

56:11

to come on the show. But because

56:13

we're not in the same city, it

56:16

never happens. Do people really care if

56:18

we do some episodes over discord? Like

56:20

with the setup that we did when

56:22

I had COVID? Only people would care,

56:24

especially if it's like a person that

56:26

is. away. We could do more of

56:28

those too. Me personally, I definitely do

56:30

want to like the first guest episode.

56:32

I want to show off. Oh yes.

56:35

The guest area. I want to show

56:37

it off and we say show it

56:39

off like it's going to be this

56:41

like we're going to have like lights

56:43

and golden throne. Like it's going to

56:45

like be lights reminiscent of the like

56:47

a game at a state fair or

56:49

something. No, but it's just we need

56:51

to get two other cameras. And

56:54

we needed to kind of talk about

56:56

what's going to go in the bag.

56:58

Just, I don't know. Tucker's got to

57:01

finish building it, but it's, it's, uh,

57:03

it's in the works, according to Tucker.

57:05

Tucker just the problem is he spent

57:08

so much time fapping. I know, he's

57:10

got an addiction. And I say fapping

57:12

because that's what he calls it. Well,

57:15

it's new year now when this is

57:17

out, right. November is done. He's gonna

57:19

be fapping until... November 2025. It's going

57:22

to be hard to really nail him

57:24

down into it. He gets his best

57:26

work done in November. I know. Because

57:28

he's not focused on fapping. When he's

57:31

not fapping, he's fun. Dude, he's like

57:33

a fucking savant. He's a genius. Oh

57:35

my God. Yes. The the the pure

57:38

work ethic and talent within him is

57:40

just spilling out. But the the pure

57:42

work ethic and talent within him. He

57:45

tries to hide it. I mean, it's

57:47

bad with his hand in his pocket,

57:49

but it's clear that he's fapping. I

57:52

don't, and also it's weird that he

57:54

calls it fapping. That's from like 2012,

57:56

4chan type. Well, I mean, I, fapping

57:59

is a. But I mean, I think

58:01

that that puts a that puts a

58:03

little bit of a on on. list

58:05

that week's list that we have scrolling

58:07

right now. anonymous it

58:10

It defeats the Anonymous it I

58:12

get it, but. does, and we're sorry sorry

58:14

about that. But we just we kind

58:16

of ran out of kind of ran out

58:18

of we so we had to throw this

58:20

one one. Yeah, the only list that we

58:22

had at the moment had at the moment saved Correct if

58:24

you look on look on screen watching.

58:26

watching These are all the

58:28

the fappers. scrolling by. one

58:31

of these. by. Every one of these. And

58:33

in the other box that

58:35

is a little in those are box,

58:37

that is a the uh... prettier,

58:40

are the, those are the, uh, the, the

58:42

mega fappers. even they, they,

58:44

they, which when soft.

58:47

know if you I that off know if like

58:49

a soft bean or a saw or

58:51

a soft Like a soft, like a soft bean or

58:53

a Have you ever... a call it

58:55

a penis. uh, Some do. Yeah. Have

58:57

you ever pulled off pulled off a soft fap?

58:59

I'm sure there's there's definitely been

59:01

a time where I have I

59:03

have where I have I have on trying to

59:05

just trying to just trying to get old good

59:07

old wonderful I think I did think I

59:09

did. Once and and I just felt

59:12

like so disgusted afterwards and just

59:14

like you ever pull on your

59:16

soft penis until you came penis

59:18

a good. you came It's a good I have

59:20

to admit Matthew. It's a good

59:22

final question to the podcast to you

59:24

guys have been waiting for the

59:26

big guys have been waiting for the big it's

59:28

pretty crazy it's pretty ask every

59:31

guest we have on. ask every ever

59:33

masturbate while not erect? while

59:35

And that could be an erect an

59:37

erect as well. Sure. as well. Sure Johnny

59:39

Knoxville actually says this same thing in

59:41

one of the of movies, because he

59:43

goes to the to the sperm donation clinic

59:45

and he he busts in the the thing

59:47

without getting fully hearted. like, you can

59:50

actually prove sperm with a soft

59:52

penis. sperm You a to really go fast.

59:54

got to really go fast. a fun fact for

59:56

you for you guys, you to join the

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1:00:17

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1:00:19

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1:00:23

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1:00:25

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1:00:27

plus whatever minutes, however conversation.

1:00:29

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1:00:31

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1:00:34

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1:00:36

We got exclusive shows like Uncle Sleepover

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and if you bump up a tier,

1:00:41

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1:00:43

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1:00:45

and you'll get stickers in the mail each

1:00:47

month. look at Yeah, look at this,

1:00:49

or this rushed screenshot that Luke grabbed from

1:00:51

an email or something. Yeah. It's print,

1:00:53

screen, and then copy and paste it into

1:00:55

Photoshop, and you can censor with squiggles

1:00:57

or something if you need to. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:59

But thank you guys for the support.

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Thank you for listening. To our patrons, we

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we'll see you next week. And can't

1:01:10

wait for 2025. I I hope

1:01:12

it's already but not for us I'm

1:01:15

excited for the whole year for the for the rest of

1:01:17

2025 We got a lot of a lot of ideas a

1:01:19

lot of a lot of a lot of passion and a

1:01:21

new president Bye.

1:01:23

Really? It's really back. I

1:01:25

don't know. He's just like,

1:01:27

he's like, I love how

1:01:29

Tom Cruise handles confrontation, like

1:01:31

the water gun fiasco. That's

1:01:33

how he handles the interview too. goes,

1:01:35

he's jerk. He's like, you know, I had

1:01:38

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1:01:40

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