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All I could see was like images

2:10

of like, all I could see was

2:13

like, like, 50, 53. All I could

2:15

see was like images of like, slow

2:17

motion dogs being like sad because. Well

2:19

I'm hoping, you know. that is a

2:22

creative edit that the visual podcast watchers

2:24

hopefully got to enjoy because that is

2:26

a good idea and hopefully that was

2:29

capitalized upon you remember the as PCA

2:31

commercials yes with that song I just

2:33

moved to the next channel everyone did

2:35

like whenever that commercial would come on

2:38

and they would have like the it

2:40

was the type of slomo where it's

2:42

like the three frames per second slow

2:45

motion. But that's such good. It's like

2:47

the, it's the slow motion that Quentin

2:49

Tarantino uses in all of his movies.

2:51

Yeah, it's so jittery. It's like if

2:54

you, when you were a kid, if

2:56

you film something with a camera and

2:58

then slowed it down. It's very choppy.

3:00

Because it's a film. You'll just have

3:03

the sad dog that's like all scrawny

3:05

and it'll be like zooming and then

3:07

cross fade to like a cat with

3:10

like a cat with like an eye

3:12

infection. It's like, oh God, I have

3:14

to help these animals. But everyone changed

3:16

it. My mom would cry without someone

3:19

and then went to the next channel

3:21

and you know, I loved my pets,

3:23

but seeing pets in need. There was

3:25

another commercial like that too, but it

3:28

was children. Do you remember that one?

3:30

And it had a celebrity in it.

3:32

I don't remember who, but it was

3:35

like a female celebrity and she was

3:37

with. Wasn't it usually like, like, like,

3:39

like, they're like, like, like, like, like,

3:41

For $1 a day, yes, you can

3:44

adopt, uh, like, a tool. a youth

3:46

group convention at one point. I guess

3:48

a youth group can, I don't know

3:50

what it would be called, but like

3:53

a big concert thing where a bunch

3:55

of youth groups came to, one of

3:57

the things there was like you can

4:00

donate a dollar to like, or not

4:02

a dollar, you're, you're. Your church could

4:04

sponsor or adopt a child. And I

4:06

think most churches, you know, did it

4:09

for a month and then like forgot

4:11

about the child or something. My family,

4:13

I just remembered, like my, my family,

4:16

my mom specifically did that where. Might

4:18

be behind on some payments then. All

4:20

the money just stopped and it's like,

4:22

what? No, but it was the same

4:25

girl. So it was a girl from,

4:27

um. an African village and I remember

4:29

it was the same girl for like

4:31

years my mom kept sponsoring the same

4:34

girl and she stayed the same age

4:36

she'd write it the same picture every

4:38

update but she would write us letters

4:41

and include like a picture of herself

4:43

like handwritten letters where it's just like

4:45

age time it's like I've grown this

4:47

year but if it's just like a

4:50

stretched like picture it's just a scam

4:52

yeah honestly dude I bet you could

4:54

scam some old people real easy with

4:56

that tactic of being like like Pray

4:59

on their emotions. These dumb old people

5:01

and be like, you wanna help this

5:03

Kenyan child in need? They'll write you

5:06

a letter and send you a picture.

5:08

I think scam artists have tried that,

5:10

but I think it more so works

5:12

that fear is the main driving force.

5:15

Call an old person and go, you

5:17

know, someone's trying to steal your money.

5:19

Quick, give me your bank account information

5:21

so I can save you. Oh my

5:24

gosh. We've got videos of you jacking

5:26

off. Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. We

5:28

know we have the videos. That blackmail

5:31

tactic, that's such a common scam on

5:33

that a lot of people fall forward.

5:35

It's like we have naughty videos of

5:37

you unless you send us 0.56 Bitcoin

5:40

to this. address. I think a funny

5:42

response to be like just sending back

5:44

no I have naughty pictures of you

5:46

and just sending like just a random

5:49

like nude like like a Penis pick

5:51

someone else that's like on Google images

5:53

or some shit. It's like what I

5:56

did to that one a scamber that

5:58

I was emailing with and I like

6:00

accidentally sent him a penis pick and

6:02

it was like a tiny ass penis

6:05

with like the head sticking out of

6:07

like some gene shorts and then immediately

6:09

in all caps I was like delete

6:12

that I did not mean to send

6:14

that to you a scamery could use

6:16

that to blackmail me me with this

6:18

tiny penis picture saying that he was

6:21

going to send it to everyone on

6:23

my my my family my friends my

6:25

co-workers so that would have been you

6:27

You should have sent him like my

6:30

email be like whatever you do do

6:32

not send it to my boss and

6:34

then Put the email link there and

6:37

like it's my email or some fake

6:39

email We just see we should just

6:41

created a story where he's talking to

6:43

like multiple people and then the boss

6:46

Accidentally sends him a penis picture. Oh

6:48

my goodness not send that to my

6:50

employees That would ruin me someone could

6:52

easily extort me with that And I

6:55

trust you, so please delete that. For

6:57

those unaware, Matt has a hobby. I

6:59

think it's a hobby at this point.

7:02

Not every time, but when the moment's

7:04

right, when the sun sets and the

7:06

light hits the hills just right, when

7:08

that magical moment happens, Matt sees a

7:11

scam artist try to scam him and...

7:13

It's not really so much of an

7:15

uno reverse card. It's just like you

7:17

like wasting their time and like you

7:20

like playing make-believe with them and putting

7:22

them in these weird scenarios. I just

7:24

I just come up with like situations

7:27

via email and we'll actually exchange like

7:29

200 emails. I have some of these

7:31

chains that are upward of 200 emails

7:33

where I'm just they go on for

7:36

like two months and I'm just wasting

7:38

their time. They're like did you go

7:40

to the did you go to the

7:43

store to get the gift cards today?

7:45

And I'm like yeah I did But

7:47

my uncle couldn't come pick me up

7:49

from Walmart. So I had to take

7:52

the bus home and I had to

7:54

spend the money on the bus fees

7:56

So I couldn't get the gift cards,

7:58

but I'll get them tomorrow And then

8:01

they're like okay get them tomorrow, and

8:03

I just My favorite one you've done

8:05

is when someone asked you to get

8:08

an Apple gift card and you send

8:10

them like an Applebee's gift card. I

8:12

actually bought an Applebee's gift card. Like

8:14

what were the other companies you did

8:17

because like it was more than just

8:19

Applebee's right? I did a subway one.

8:21

How did that correlate to Applebee where

8:23

like in some way it correlated? I

8:26

did the Applebee's one and then I...

8:28

they said they were really pissed because

8:30

they took them forever just to get

8:33

me to get a gift card and

8:35

they wanted an apple gift card and

8:37

I said here's the apple gift card

8:39

with the apple bees and and he

8:42

was furious and he's like I didn't

8:44

say that I said to get the

8:46

apple gift card and I was like

8:48

this is the apple gift card it

8:51

says it right here and I circled

8:53

it and then I I faked a

8:55

screenshot that was like from him where

8:58

he was saying get the Applebee's gift

9:00

card and I was like you said

9:02

to get it. That is not what

9:04

I said. I got one of them

9:07

to say I love you to me.

9:09

And he called me baby and everything.

9:11

It was like where you like I'll

9:13

send you the money if you just

9:16

tell me I just need someone to

9:18

tell me they love me. I don't

9:20

remember how it got into it. But

9:23

did you build an actual relationship with

9:25

this person? And he basically he was

9:27

the one that initiated the one that

9:29

initiated initiated it. And then I think

9:32

realized that that was a mistake on

9:34

his part because then I got really

9:36

into it I got really like how

9:39

do you initiate what do you mean

9:41

he initiated the he was pretending to

9:43

be Like a woman seeking love and

9:45

compassion like so something like that but

9:48

this was way later on in the

9:50

email chain and then he regretted it

9:52

because the second he brought that up

9:54

I like got into it so deep

9:57

where I was like You really have

9:59

feelings like that for me? And then

10:01

I got it to the point where

10:04

he would end every email with like,

10:06

baby, please, I love you, baby, I

10:08

miss you. Whatever, did you? just ghost

10:10

him? No, he stopped responding to me.

10:13

What? Do you think at some point

10:15

they realize they're wasting their time? I

10:17

frustrated him too much. There was a

10:19

point when I don't remember how it

10:22

ended, but I did something that just

10:24

pissed him off too much and he

10:26

told me to go fuck myself. The

10:29

current one I have is Miss Mary

10:31

Joseph, who... has a couple months left

10:33

to live and she wants to give

10:35

me one hundred billion u.s. dollars what

10:38

and all of her properties well okay

10:40

well why does she why why is

10:42

she being so generous and nice to

10:44

you she just like found you on

10:47

Instagram at random or something she said

10:49

that she just wants to share her

10:51

like she's realized that with such little

10:54

time left she wants to share how

10:56

she find you to shit who never

10:58

said oh no no no no no

11:00

sometimes they will say that like God

11:03

told them, like gave them a vision

11:05

of me. And then here's the thing,

11:07

in a large portion of people's realities

11:10

in the United States, that is a

11:12

very real possibility that God could be

11:14

talking to someone and trying to send

11:16

them a message. So if you're a

11:19

person that is in the business of

11:21

having faith and someone who puts a

11:23

lot of faith in their fellow man,

11:25

it could be quite a pickle you

11:28

put yourself in. Careful. If you get

11:30

an email saying that, a vision about

11:32

you. 70% of the time it's a

11:35

scam. The other 30% it's very important

11:37

that you pay attention because God is

11:39

trying to talk to you. Yes, but

11:41

she told me she would sign on,

11:44

I had to get in touch with

11:46

her lawyer, so then I got another

11:48

email from a different email address that

11:50

was a lawyer Michael John, I think,

11:53

and we started having a back and

11:55

forth and Mary Joseph and then Michael

11:57

John. And they just used first names

12:00

for both the first name and the

12:02

last name. And he sent me a

12:04

picture of actually throw up the picture.

12:06

Here is his judge license that he

12:09

sent me and his first email. And

12:11

I think he looks very believable. It

12:13

might have been like Michael John or

12:15

Michael something. I don't remember the exact

12:18

name, but. Michael Pena? No, it wasn't

12:20

Michael Pena. However, scammers are fun to

12:22

play with, except the dumb thing that

12:25

I didn't realize at first is when

12:27

you respond, no matter what you respond

12:29

with. When you respond, they basically add

12:31

you to a list that is like.

12:34

this person responds. So do you have

12:36

you noticed an influx? Yes. Well once

12:38

I started doing the first the first

12:40

time I did it all of the

12:43

sudden I'm getting like four new ones

12:45

a week. Is it like text email?

12:47

Like how are you? Just email? Okay

12:50

because they don't they don't have my

12:52

phone number or anything. Good good good.

12:54

You have to have my penis picture.

12:56

Sticking out of my gene shorts? I

12:59

mean they've used it before. What was

13:01

it? It was like... It was like

13:03

a tiny flaccid penis where like the

13:06

little mushroom tip was sticking out of

13:08

like the unzipped zipper of some gene

13:10

shorts with like some blonde pubes coming

13:12

out the side. It's a good penis

13:15

picture. I mean you painted a wonderful

13:17

picture of it. I'm sure the people

13:19

that are that are listening are going

13:21

to see. Yeah I know. Because it's

13:24

not peach fuzz. You're not going to

13:26

make me paint a picture of that

13:28

man's penis are you? No, I was

13:31

I was using it figuratively like you

13:33

painted. I mean you you can you

13:35

can you can paint a picture if

13:37

you want I know that you have

13:40

the talent and well The at least

13:42

the eye coordination the hand coordination lately

13:44

It's been you've been off your game.

13:46

I have if this were like a

13:49

like a game or at the end

13:51

of a level you get raided. I

13:53

would give it like a You'd be

13:56

missing out on that S&A ranking for

13:58

sure. At least a B though. What

14:00

about the detail though? Like the shading,

14:02

the fine lines on the skin? Honestly,

14:05

that could just, it's like, you know,

14:07

it's a, it's a, it's a, it's

14:09

a Watson original. Because it's done in

14:11

like a, it's almost done like you

14:14

do it in, in dither, in like

14:16

a dither. fashion. Exactly, you know, I

14:18

can't I can't help that my hands

14:21

shake sometimes. Some days it's worse than

14:23

others but it's probably just something I

14:25

don't really need to worry about but

14:27

I was scared that you were basically

14:30

setting me up for a bit where

14:32

I would have to actually paint that

14:34

penis which would take a significant amount

14:37

of time out of my day. The

14:39

time we don't have, we have to

14:41

get cracking on other things. We don't

14:43

have time, I mean, unless you want

14:46

to take your personal time at home

14:48

when we're not at work, to paint

14:50

a... I could penis picture. I could

14:52

draw it with pencil. Just to, you

14:55

know, kind of... I think that's a

14:57

good compromise. But the blonde pubes were

14:59

such a... at defining characteristic and trait

15:02

that you pointed out that I almost

15:04

feel like it would be almost a

15:06

disservice to paint this picture or to,

15:08

as you say, you could even have

15:11

colored pencils. I just don't, I think

15:13

it would be a disservice if you

15:15

just didn't have some color when a

15:17

color was one of the main defining

15:20

characteristics you mentioned. I have colored pencils

15:22

at home. I mean, if you think

15:24

it would add a lot to this

15:27

podcast episode, I can. uh... paint or

15:29

or color pencil it and then we

15:31

can we can show it to the

15:33

people it'll be censored unfortunately except for

15:36

on patreon where they can see it

15:38

exactly all right well uh... you know

15:40

i uh... here it is here's uh...

15:42

the the little penis i drew with

15:45

colored pencil i tried very hard i

15:47

put a lot of work into it

15:49

rush right you didn't rush this i

15:52

clearly didn't rush this i'm just making

15:54

sure like you didn't like you're not

15:56

just gonna like Get a Google images

15:58

and run it through some AI. Nope.

16:01

This is real color fencing. Okay. In

16:03

fact, here's a picture of me working

16:05

on it to prove that uh I

16:07

did in fact draw this by hand.

16:10

How about a picture of you working

16:12

on that hog? Okay. Here it is.

16:14

We all that's also something that can

16:17

only be shown on Patriot. What is

16:19

that? Like I'm fixing a motorcycle? Well,

16:21

they'll find out. Okay. If they have

16:23

a patron subscription. Well, Luke could show

16:26

the picture of me working on it

16:28

on Censored. No, he can't. Trust me.

16:30

Why? That's not something we can show

16:33

on YouTube on Censored. Am I naked?

16:35

Y'all will find out. All right. Y'all

16:37

will also find out about these great

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deals on the... Never mind. Wait, I'll

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19:00

So, you boys ever bend to space?

19:02

I told you, it only takes about

19:04

three hours to read from start to

19:07

finish. And, yeah, like two, okay, a

19:09

little over three hours. Yeah, what is

19:11

that, 304 on the monitor? I mean,

19:13

I did take a pea break, so

19:16

that probably a... You'd be pretty quick.

19:18

Yeah. That's a good book though. Yeah,

19:20

and it is. You were entertained the

19:23

whole time. I'm sorry that I took

19:25

so much time. I know we're supposed

19:27

to be recording a podcast. Well, it

19:30

was, you know, you made a bet

19:32

that, you know, you couldn't read it.

19:34

And, uh, or I said you couldn't

19:37

read it in under three hours. And

19:39

you proved me wrong, because I'm going

19:41

to count the pea break. So it's

19:44

a little over three hours. Oh Christ

19:46

stick if that little portion I read

19:48

interested you you know the very end

19:51

the cliffhanger of a book without any

19:53

context then boy howdy would you love

19:55

the full? thing which is on sale.

19:58

I'll give them the full thing. People

20:00

still buy that shit. The audio book

20:02

especially people still get the audio book

20:05

on Amazon or audible because we sell

20:07

like four like we still sold like

20:09

a what 40 something books recently I

20:12

thought like Luke said something was like

20:14

20 to 40. Over the last month

20:16

I think some 20 to 40 people

20:19

bought it. Which is still like yeah.

20:21

Because it's so it's cool. It's cool.

20:23

I never. I never thought we would.

20:25

publish a dank book. That's for sure.

20:28

I know. The sequel would be so

20:30

much fun. It deals with space and

20:32

you could really show off all of

20:35

that fun little science fiction knowledge you

20:37

have. See, I gave you some room

20:39

there. Thank you. So it's not, it

20:42

doesn't have to be completely like nonfiction

20:44

science, like all. I know you do

20:46

know more than me and more than

20:49

most about space, but... Oh, it's not

20:51

necessarily true. I would only say more

20:53

than most because think of how many

20:56

people they're on the planet, think about

20:58

how many people of those... I believe

21:00

space is even real. A lot of

21:03

people don't believe it's real because dude

21:05

on Twitter I follow like the Hubble

21:07

and like the James Web space telescope

21:10

accounts because they post pictures that they

21:12

take from space. Space X? I don't

21:14

follow space X. You're interested in space?

21:17

I'd imagine you'd... Okay, I'll follow space

21:19

later. But SpaceX doesn't post cool pictures

21:21

of space, it just posts rocket boosters

21:24

and shit. Which is cool. Luke just

21:26

got here. Elon aside, SpaceX is a

21:28

cool company, I think, for what they're

21:31

doing, but they post pictures of space

21:33

on Twitter, and I go into the

21:35

replies, and it'll be like a picture

21:37

of the moon crossing in front of

21:40

the Earth, or like a nebula. And

21:42

the replies are just full of... Fake.

21:44

Yeah, people like, this is not real.

21:47

Like, AI generated, obviously. You think we

21:49

believe this bullshit? And it's always the

21:51

same. It's like the middle-aged dudes that

21:54

are taking the picture in their car.

21:56

the angle kind of up and you

21:58

go to their account and it's all

22:01

like magga stuff it's all it's all

22:03

like love God love our country and

22:05

space is not real. I know a

22:08

lot of people give him shit as

22:10

do you and he can be he

22:12

can push people's buttons but like I

22:15

do tend to find and I might

22:17

be a norm for saying this that

22:19

like in terms of like when people

22:22

talk about the subject matter. I was

22:24

going to say, is that what you're

22:26

going to say? I was going to

22:29

say, I like the way, because whenever

22:31

I hear him talk, whenever he's doing

22:33

a video, maybe I haven't listened to

22:36

the right stuff, he seems like he's

22:38

not trying, I don't know, he seems,

22:40

I like the way he talks about

22:43

things, he seems very just, the thing

22:45

that I like about on the most

22:47

is that he, you can tell he's...

22:49

100% passionate about science and he loves

22:52

it as like a category and as

22:54

a subject matter in general. He has

22:56

a legitimate passion. It's almost like I

22:59

would say not trying to liken them

23:01

but like when you think of politicians

23:03

in the world a lot of people

23:06

less these days but a lot of

23:08

people would go right to Bernie Sanders

23:10

as being like the least politician politician

23:13

right so it's just kind of like

23:15

I you can tell Bernie for example

23:17

has an actual passion for what he's

23:20

talking about he's not just saying things

23:22

yeah yeah yeah I feel like Neil

23:24

for science has a legitimate passion and

23:27

it's nice to hear and he's the

23:29

first one that pops up on most

23:31

things when you look up science I

23:34

mean he was an apprentice of the

23:36

great saying Carl Sagan's pretty cool. Carl

23:38

Sagan was his uh his master at

23:41

something like when he was younger I

23:43

know that they actually did uh like

23:45

he was like a apprentice to him

23:48

or something so like Carl Sagan I

23:50

love Carl Sagan is is awesome rest

23:52

in peace and also Carl Sagan wrote

23:55

a fantastic book which turned into a

23:57

great movie contact okay I'm gonna challenge

23:59

you real quick name one thing you

24:01

like and one thing you dislike about

24:04

Carl Sagan. Show people that you're unbiased.

24:06

Okay. Something I like about Carl Sagan.

24:08

I like those turtle necks he'd wear.

24:11

You know? Yeah. Turtle necks? Yeah. These

24:13

are fashionable. Yeah. Something I don't like

24:15

about Carl Sagan was, uh... I don't

24:18

like that he died. We could really

24:20

use him nowadays. We could. We could

24:22

use a lot of people that have

24:25

died in terms of... No, honestly, because

24:27

a lot of the people I think

24:29

of, they'd probably not really enjoy being

24:32

alive to witness the kind of stupidity

24:34

that is wreaked havoc through the nation.

24:36

I, I, like Carl Sagan's voice a

24:39

lot, and that haircut is pretty, pretty

24:41

slick too. Um, Carl Sagan was so

24:43

cool. I'm say, it's, it's such a

24:46

bummer, he's not around anymore. But I

24:48

do agree with you on Neil, that

24:50

I do think he is really passionate.

24:53

I think he's, people don't... Like him

24:55

because he's kind of an ass. He's

24:57

kind of just like pompous. Yeah, it's

25:00

mainly on Twitter like Twitter is where

25:02

People just kind of were like all

25:04

right dude and and to be fair

25:07

I've seen a lot of things that

25:09

he said where I'm just kind of

25:11

like, you know, I roll my eyes

25:13

at it But he is very passionate

25:16

and I do like I do like

25:18

his voice And he has a nice

25:20

voice podcast that I listen to. Star

25:23

Something's Star Talk? Star Talk. Star Talk

25:25

Radio. Yeah. You're listening to Star Talk?

25:27

It should be called Star Talk Radio

25:30

if it's not. If it's just Star

25:32

Talk. I think it's just Star Talk.

25:34

Can we publicly petition if you agree

25:37

with me that he should rename it

25:39

to Star Talk Radio because that just

25:41

sounds cooler? And if he wants to

25:44

come on our podcast to promote Star

25:46

Talk Radio, he's more than welcome. I'd

25:48

have Neil DeGrass, I couldn't imagine some,

25:51

Neil DeGrass Tyson sitting in this room,

25:53

like if he just popped in I'd

25:55

be like, fuck, because there's cardboard boxes,

25:58

there's a red solo cup where he'd

26:00

be sitting. We'd have to clean up

26:02

a bit. He'd be sitting right next

26:05

to Pickle Rick. You'd probably like that.

26:07

It's the Pickle Rick pillow. Yeah. Matt,

26:09

Matt's grabbing the Pickle Rick pillow. See?

26:12

He's coddling it. The audio listeners can't

26:14

see this Pickle Rick pillow. But rest

26:16

assured, it does exist. They said they

26:19

wouldn't do visual stuff, and they are,

26:21

and, uh... Well, well, I don't know

26:23

how to cope with this. Oh yeah.

26:25

I don't know what it is. But

26:28

macaroni and chicken nug seem to be

26:30

a good start. It is. It seems

26:32

to suit the soul. I just feel

26:35

like there's... Let me see. Oh no,

26:37

no, no, no, no. Don't pick your

26:39

nose that. Dude! Nature's candy! Whoa! Gives

26:42

you heartburn, you know? No. You're really

26:44

good at physical comedy, man. I could

26:46

be better if my back wasn't broken

26:49

for life. Pound it. No, but I

26:51

know but even even like physical comedy

26:53

in the sense of your emote like

26:56

you're very emotive like that the little

26:58

bit where you just pretend to eat

27:00

a booger. It was fantastic just from

27:03

the the loud swallow to the fear

27:05

the... It's fantastic dude. Look, I appreciate

27:07

it, but I can't accept this in

27:10

good conscience because I can only act

27:12

this way because I feel so comfortable

27:14

around you. Oh shosh, dude. Don't say

27:17

that. Most of the time, and you

27:19

could probably give a thumbs up on

27:21

this, if I'm like in a new

27:24

group or in a group that like

27:26

I'm not truly fully comfortable with, I'm

27:28

pretty much like, people like I have

27:31

a monotone face if I have a

27:33

monotone face if I have a monotone

27:35

face if I have a monotone face

27:38

if I have a monotone face. However,

27:40

I think you should well I tried

27:42

one time and I was just embarrassed

27:44

you clapped and laughed and I was

27:47

very thankful and You said you owe

27:49

me for this afterwards and I and

27:51

I do I Admittedly I do owe

27:54

you a lot for that Okay, but

27:56

those were IRS auditors that were at

27:58

our office. They're very serious. They don't

28:01

tend to joke around. It's so fucking

28:03

stupid. I love it. There's like several

28:05

IRS agents at our office that you

28:08

like doing this whole nose picking routine,

28:10

pretending to eat it to make them

28:12

laugh. Except that starts in the worst

28:15

way. It starts with you going, oh,

28:17

you should have been there. Ryan was

28:19

doing this funny, like picking, show him,

28:22

show him. Put me on the spot.

28:24

I'm like, no, no, you're like, come

28:26

on. And then they themselves, the IRS,

28:29

people, the IRS, people, are like, like,

28:31

oh, It's kind of quiet. And then

28:33

you go, it was better on the

28:36

podcast. Let me show you. Come here,

28:38

come here. Take them over to the

28:40

computer. They stand behind us on the

28:43

computer while we try to figure out

28:45

which podcast it is. So we're like

28:47

clicking through different videos. Like now it's

28:50

not this one. Then we find it.

28:52

But we have to keep going back

28:54

and forth. It's like, I'm going to

28:56

go get someone. It's right here. It's

28:59

here. And we're like going forward five

29:01

seconds, five seconds, back five seconds, back,

29:03

back five seconds, back five seconds, trying

29:06

to trying to trying to trying to

29:08

trying to find it. Anyways, we're still

29:10

going to need to see do you

29:13

have like a there's still signs of

29:15

fraud. Do you have a collection of

29:17

documents? Do you have like receipts? We're

29:20

going to need like as much as

29:22

you can provide would be well in

29:24

that case. Do the booker routine again?

29:27

It actually works that this last time.

29:29

Oh, okay. Oh, I get it now.

29:31

I forgot threes the key. The rule

29:34

of threes, baby. It's what they taught

29:36

us in comedy school. Fuck.

29:38

You got a real there were

29:41

there are a couple drops in

29:43

there. You could have splashed a

29:45

drop on me when you just

29:47

pretended to throw that cup of

29:49

water. I saw you're like. You

29:51

saw a real jump. It's almost

29:53

like the only way I can

29:56

describe it is your skeleton truly

29:58

wanted to jump out of your

30:00

skin. What would you do if

30:02

if I scream? Like my skeleton

30:04

just clean rips out of my

30:06

skin and leaves just the skin

30:09

behind just And then my skeleton

30:11

is over there like hiding in

30:13

the corner shaking and it's making

30:15

little like xylophone sounds I in

30:17

reality I would probably scream when

30:19

out of the room and I

30:21

don't know when I would stop

30:24

running. Oh, same Like if I

30:26

saw a skeleton rip out of

30:28

your skin, I would think I'm

30:30

going crazy. I'd be running and

30:32

I'd be processing and I'd just,

30:34

I'd use exhausting myself through running

30:37

as the way to mentally process

30:39

what was just happening. I would

30:41

run, probably realistically, I would probably

30:43

do East. Probably do West. But

30:45

I would run out and I

30:47

would probably say to Luke. I'd

30:50

be like, Luke! The dude! And

30:52

then I would send him him

30:54

back here. He has his headphones

30:56

on. He's just playing his little

30:58

video games on his computer. So

31:00

I'd probably run out in the

31:02

parking lot and get in my

31:05

car and speed the fuck off.

31:07

It's like the comedic cutback where

31:09

he's like editing like to music

31:11

and then it's like me silently

31:13

running away from a skeleton back

31:15

and forth. Like Luke has his

31:18

headphones on. You can just hear

31:20

a little like xylophone sounds growing

31:22

closer. It'll cut back to the

31:24

like, ah, Luke, please head. He's

31:26

gonna he's gonna hear that like

31:28

through his headphones right now and

31:30

think you're actually needing help He's

31:33

gonna hear like the wait wait,

31:35

let's let's let's scare him Oh,

31:37

we were just trying to... You're

31:39

a good friend. We were just

31:41

wondering if you loved us. It

31:43

was a test. We were just

31:46

making sure you would come if

31:48

we were like in trouble or

31:50

something. Was there like a party

31:52

where like, I know they're fucking

31:54

with me. Was there, is there

31:56

at least, but the 1% they're

31:59

not and do need? my help

32:01

I should probably at least lay

32:03

eyes on them. It was more

32:05

so is this a walk-off bit

32:07

that I'm gonna cut out of?

32:09

Well I'll just test you

32:11

love if we were in

32:13

some some form of hijinks

32:16

or trouble where we actually

32:18

needed help I don't think

32:20

we'd be screaming like that

32:22

like Luke! It would probably

32:24

be more like Luke help!

32:27

Okay, okay, we'll try that next year.

32:30

Can't be this podcast because it has

32:32

to be another one maybe like 10

32:34

No, it's gonna be another episode. We'll

32:36

see it's gonna be the boy who

32:38

cried wolf if we do it that

32:41

often true because then the time we

32:43

actually do need help because You

32:45

should always come just in case and

32:47

serious He said he's not he said

32:49

he's not going to come Did we

32:51

really not again? Oh my god, we

32:53

didn't press play on it on the on

32:56

the little screen saver with

32:58

the rotating logo press

33:00

I thought you did too God that's

33:03

embarrassing now it's rotating is

33:05

it even bright enough no

33:07

it's darkened oh geez oh

33:10

that's not the right fuck look

33:12

at those don't look at those

33:15

images my my penis pick

33:17

in there I'll tell you

33:19

something yesterday what did

33:21

we do yesterday Ryan had

33:23

sex individually. No,

33:26

we didn't. We went to the, oh.

33:28

Um, um, yesterday as well as what

33:30

we did for most of the

33:32

day was, uh, let's just say

33:34

we were on set, uh, shooting

33:36

some Hollywood magic. And when I

33:39

say on set, I mean, on

33:41

location, out of our office. Two

33:43

different sets, technically, on one location,

33:45

but two different sets. There are.

33:47

Lights set up you've got boom

33:50

mics you've got scripts laying

33:52

around you've got actors Actors,

33:54

you know I realized this

33:56

this sketch that we have

33:58

been shooting us 13 actors

34:00

besides us for a total

34:02

of 15 people. That is true

34:04

because right I would say this

34:07

this 11 plus yeah we needed

34:09

no two days for 14 for

34:11

this one but the days filming

34:13

were like a week apart

34:15

so most of the cast was

34:17

used in the first part of

34:20

filming and then the the second

34:22

part the second day of

34:24

shooting was Definitely like

34:27

a smaller crew. I loved this crew.

34:29

It was it was it was it

34:31

was just three people. Oh, it

34:33

was fantastic It was it was

34:35

Tucker Adam and Santee Not,

34:37

not Santy Claus, although that

34:39

would have been cool and

34:41

honestly might have been more of

34:43

a pick me up on the team.

34:45

Honestly, the energy he would bring would

34:47

be with rosy red cheeks. But you

34:50

know, how jolly he is. It's good.

34:52

It's good having a woman on the

34:54

team, you know. Of course. And then

34:56

Matt and I, and then of

34:58

course, we had like three other

35:01

actors that participated. That yesterday it

35:03

was it was fun. It was

35:05

really fun and I'm excited for

35:07

you guys to see it It

35:09

is Still a little bit of

35:11

a ways off. Yeah from release

35:13

we have a specific release window

35:16

in mind. Yeah to line up

35:18

with something when this episode comes

35:20

out it will be closer to

35:22

the release of this sketch, but not

35:24

quite there yet. So keep your eyes

35:27

peeled but This one is fun. We're

35:29

really really happy with it. We've had

35:31

a lot of fun shooting it. It's

35:34

all done. It's all shot. We just

35:36

have to edit it now. Terrible budget

35:38

again. And we wanted to, you know,

35:41

like with the support we received from

35:43

you guys on Patreon and with merch

35:45

and stuff, we want to actually,

35:48

you know, put that to good use

35:50

for doing like skits and stuff that

35:52

are, you know, where we could show like... We're

35:54

not just spending the cash on Lambos. Yeah,

35:57

and it's like stuff we unfortunately, you

35:59

know, we can't Do sketches that

36:01

that have a budget like this? Yeah, it's

36:03

it's still less of a budget than I

36:05

love working out because that was insane But

36:08

still of this like we can't like do

36:10

it every week. We just don't know

36:12

you don't have the capabilities We

36:14

don't have the funding to do

36:16

that, but with the funding that

36:18

we do receive all thanks to

36:20

the people that support the channel

36:22

as well as the patrons who

36:24

support it directly Murch streams that

36:26

kind of stuff So, thank you

36:28

all, because without y'all, we wouldn't

36:30

be able to do this, and

36:32

we love doing this. We do.

36:34

We love putting our badissies into it

36:37

as well. Dude, honestly, like, I

36:39

could say that, right? Yeah, okay.

36:41

You and I love making sketch

36:43

comedy. Before I met you, before

36:45

you met me, it's what we

36:47

both did and had a passion

36:49

for. Then we came together. Not

36:51

as, you know, frequently as fucking

36:54

smosh. But we do like making

36:56

them, we put a whole lot

36:58

of blood sweat and tears into

37:00

them, a whole lot of effort

37:02

to make sure that it's what we're

37:04

happy with and what you guys will

37:07

like. So with your support, we are

37:09

super, super privileged and lucky

37:11

enough to be able to

37:13

actually like make higher budget like.

37:15

real production sketches not just

37:18

shotgun filmmaking out in like

37:20

we can't we're not just like renting

37:22

out a a cheap not even cheap

37:24

set we're not just filming in in

37:26

our houses or the camp quarter yeah

37:28

however we can't we yeah we still

37:30

do love doing that we're still going

37:32

to do lower budget but we're like

37:35

running gun shoots but it is now

37:37

we have the opportunity to do higher

37:39

budget things because before we had As you

37:41

said, we're going to continue to

37:43

do the shotgun filmmaking stuff because

37:45

we still love doing that, but

37:48

we've never really had the opportunity

37:50

and ability to use... I guess we have

37:52

had the opportunity and ability, but like

37:54

now's the time where I feel like

37:56

we're truly like focused in making that

37:58

like an effort. of like using the

38:01

funding we're doing to actually fund the

38:03

ideas that we think are really fun

38:05

because I think both you and I

38:08

were less interested in the Influencer game

38:10

and more interested in the entertainment game.

38:12

Yeah I want to make stuff that

38:15

is good you know and I want

38:17

to make stuff that like I want

38:19

to make sketch comedy that I guess

38:22

like stands out on the platform and

38:24

you know if the president of Netflix

38:26

were to see it he go. God

38:29

damn, these boys got something special.

38:31

Give them a call, Mike,

38:33

give them a million dollars.

38:35

We'll give you 50% of Netflix.

38:37

What? We're going to call

38:40

it Netflix Giggles. And you're

38:42

going to own 50% of

38:44

it. We're going to lead

38:46

Netflix Giggles. They're a new

38:48

platform. That's just for Giggles.

38:50

It's going to be Joe

38:53

Rogan and Bill Mar. All

38:55

the classic comedian. Is that the

38:57

person? He's like the insufferable.

38:59

He's probably like the

39:02

most cringe conservative comedian there

39:04

is. But he he's the

39:06

one that did like the meme

39:08

reviews of like liberal

39:10

tears. Oh. And he also

39:13

posted he posted a thing

39:15

about how he kept getting

39:17

ads for for gay cruises.

39:19

Like cruises exclusively for like

39:21

gay men and he was

39:23

posting and complaining at like

39:26

Mozilla or something like how you keep

39:28

getting these gay ads on your website

39:30

your platform and everyone was like you

39:32

know those ads are targeted to your

39:34

IP right like based on your search

39:36

history and he deleted it well it's

39:38

probably what the fans are thinking what's

39:40

with all these gay ads that are

39:42

about to be shown to me from

39:44

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39:46

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we're back. Baby. That's

41:46

like referencing all of

41:48

you as one collectively

41:50

as my baby. Maybe it's

41:52

because I'm very food

41:54

motivated, but I thought of

41:57

baby back ribs when you

41:59

said that. Did you? Yeah. You

42:01

didn't think of like... I

46:33

don't think we have anything. I don't

46:35

think it's, I don't think it's, I

46:38

don't think it's good, there's monkeys in

46:40

the, no. I think it's probably just,

46:42

my, I think it's a coincidence, just

46:45

a crazy coincidence. I mean just a

46:47

matter of like California's a big state,

46:49

I mean if they're talking about monkeys,

46:52

like ape size, but these were pretty

46:54

decently sized monkeys. Like chimpanzees? Those are

46:56

apes. They were, uh, they were more

46:59

akin to, uh... Were they a fictitious

47:01

monkey? No, no, they were, uh, the

47:03

ones we saw in Japan. The cacks?

47:05

Yes. They were like that. The Japanese

47:08

macac. Yes. The pink-faced motherfuckers. They get

47:10

all angry and gringled. That's probably why

47:12

my dream selected that type of monkey,

47:15

because they're aggressive. And you have trauma

47:17

from the last time you went to

47:19

the monkey. Land the monkey monkey mountain

47:22

it is it's funny. It's funny. It's

47:24

I love that Japan has monkey mountain

47:26

It's fucking awesome You can just climb

47:29

up a mountain see monkeys on the

47:31

way Rarely and then most most of

47:33

the time where people are feeding them

47:36

Like peanuts and snicker bars or whatever

47:38

the fuck people are feeding them. It's

47:40

up at the top. There's a whole

47:42

gaggle of monkeys the huge gaggle monkeys

47:45

babies babies babies babies babies babies babies

47:47

babies moms fights with the nieces and

47:49

nephews. Yeah, for those who haven't seen

47:52

our vlog where we go to Kyoto,

47:54

in Kyoto, or on the outskirts of

47:56

Kyoto, there's just a singular mountain that

47:59

is just littered with monkeys. And you

48:01

hike up it, it's very beautiful, you

48:03

get to the top, and all of

48:06

a sudden there's just fucking macacks everywhere.

48:08

And I know a lot of you

48:10

see the word macack, and you're like,

48:13

that's pronounced macock. You were the one

48:15

that corrected me. My whole life I

48:17

thought it was macock. I mean I

48:19

like on reflex I pronounced it macock

48:22

but upon I was I was fooling

48:24

around I created like when we were

48:26

taking our break I went crazy and

48:29

created a monk like a little monkey

48:31

board game. So I was looking up

48:33

a bunch of different monkeys and so

48:36

I solidified how to pronounce the macack.

48:38

I genuinely I really want You to

48:40

you You've already fleshed it out like

48:43

and that game is fun as shit.

48:45

I did you did end up playing

48:47

I played it many times with with

48:50

some cardboard paper Well I got we

48:52

didn't play I got like real actual

48:54

like You could get custom cards made

48:56

like you got some made like 52

48:59

deck of you know like those types

49:01

of cards the material and I got

49:03

my own my own cards to you

49:06

know, I want to play it again.

49:08

It's been a while the board game

49:10

Ryan made Genuinely is fantastic and I

49:13

would love I would love to To

49:15

use you know the the funding and

49:17

support of our of our fans to

49:20

make it real. It's genuinely so good.

49:22

It was mainly in like a fleshed

49:24

it out like crazy I very I

49:27

very much connected there's a in parks

49:29

and rec there's a point where someone

49:31

loses their job and in a state

49:33

of mania they create this like over

49:36

complicated board game out of like desperation

49:38

and it all makes sense until like

49:40

the end where it's like why did

49:43

i just do all this like i'm

49:45

going mad that's that's kind of where

49:47

i I connect to it. I feel

49:50

like I just did it in a

49:52

pure state of like, I gotta keep

49:54

my mind busy. I gotta create this

49:57

thing. Because we like creating. We didn't.

49:59

Yeah, you know. I mean, when we

50:01

were like on break, that was the,

50:04

I think that was the thing that

50:06

absolutely sucked the most, was just not

50:08

being able to create. And that was

50:10

what pushed us. to like return to

50:13

Super Mega more than anything was like

50:15

more than you know financial stuff or

50:17

whatever it was that we just wanted

50:20

to be able to create because that

50:22

is like always been our passion and

50:24

that is like that is what truly

50:27

tickles my my happy bone is making

50:29

stuff. I will say the loan sharks

50:31

do play a considerable part in it

50:34

but I still agree mostly it is

50:36

from the passion of wanting to create.

50:38

The loan sharks do not want to

50:41

be mentioned. Well, I didn't mention my

50:43

name. I just you know, they won't

50:45

be mentioned at all what they did

50:47

in my pinky toe You weren't there,

50:50

but they I mean, I mean technically

50:52

you have six toes now Because you

50:54

know they they kind of split it

50:57

somewhat in half and so it kind

50:59

of creates another toe So it's kind

51:01

of like a fun little fact. Yeah,

51:04

I have six toes on one foot.

51:06

I don't I don't see it that

51:08

way at all. It's tremendously painful, but

51:11

I want that game to Be real.

51:13

It's a fantastic game. And now everyone's

51:15

going to go. There's the mysterious Ryan

51:18

McGee board game. Yeah, they've been talking

51:20

about this for a while. They're just

51:22

too lazy and high to do anything

51:24

with it. Yeah, man. If you got

51:27

off that damn marijuana, that damn pot,

51:29

I don't think it's the pot. That's

51:31

the problem. I think it's the crack

51:34

pipe. Yeah, the crack pipe definitely does

51:36

create. I don't think it creates more

51:38

problems than it solves, though. I was

51:41

prescribed. They used to prescribe that shit.

51:43

It's so crazy like back in the

51:45

day. Yeah, back in the day they

51:48

just prescribe heroin or cocaine. They used

51:50

cocaine in hospitals every day. See, when

51:52

the conservatives say make America great. people

51:55

always wonder what when was America great

51:57

like what are they trying to get

51:59

back to for me personally it would

52:01

be a time where we could freely

52:04

use heroin and coke and all of

52:06

that for kicks and giggles in for

52:08

some medicinal purposes here and there medically

52:11

it was it was sound so when

52:13

a reporter asks you know they're trying

52:15

to do like a gotcha on on

52:18

Trump and they're like when exactly Are

52:20

you referring to? He's like, when you

52:22

could get prescribed heroin? Over the counter.

52:25

He'd win a lot of people over.

52:27

Dude, the white vote? Skyrocked, dude. They

52:29

love heroin. Dude. Crackers love their heroin.

52:31

Crackers love their meth. Crackers love opioids

52:34

and amphetamines. That's a crackers delight. That's

52:36

what I call it. This is all

52:38

these, all these white, white... guys and

52:41

gals and and and and they them's

52:43

all all all all hooked on this

52:45

one this wonderful opioid stuff on chronic

52:48

man got it seriously those crackers love

52:50

their opiates dude the crackers fucking especially

52:52

in like the low the lower income

52:55

crackers love their opiates more than anything

52:57

so I just don't understand why those

52:59

low income crackers don't pick themselves up

53:02

by the boot straps and like just

53:04

get better and like find a job.

53:06

I'm addicted to OxyCon. Exactly. I don't

53:08

get a job. And I don't want

53:11

to, I don't want my tax paying

53:13

money to go to any kind of

53:15

like rehabilitation clinic. I don't want that

53:18

shit around me, you know? It's scary.

53:20

I don't want people to get healthy.

53:22

I want people to to... to stay

53:25

the way they are. Prescribe them more

53:27

pills. Yeah. It's actually insane if you

53:29

ever look at the statistics of like

53:32

where opioids are prescribed the most. Like

53:34

there are small towns and like places

53:36

like rural West Virginia that get prescribed

53:39

more than like some major cities and

53:41

it's nuts man. RFK Jr's gonna change

53:43

all of that. He's self-medicated with heroin.

53:45

You know that right? I don't know

53:48

much about him other than... his fun

53:50

little voice which I know people get

53:52

upset but look when you have a

53:55

voice like RFK Jr. does kind of

53:57

comes with the I'm gonna goof it

53:59

yeah that's basically what it is yeah

54:02

that's what he does that's what he

54:04

sounds like he said that's what he

54:06

sounds like he was like bottom of

54:09

his class and college and stuff and

54:11

then when he started doing heroin he

54:13

could finally sit still in focus and

54:16

he rose to the top of his

54:18

class he's talked very positively about heroin

54:20

well he also apparently sells children's onesies

54:22

that are the messages signifying they're proud

54:25

to be unvaxed essentially we got get

54:27

some of those I know I mean

54:29

we so we sold the bibs and

54:32

I'm thinking we could have sold even

54:34

more if we went down the the

54:36

unvaxed rate proud to be unvaxed I'm

54:39

proud to be susceptible to disease I

54:41

bring back polio Pocks? Smallpox? Chicken pox?

54:43

All types of pox. Polio and pox,

54:46

baby. It's, you know, last summer, all

54:48

the kids were saying, it's a brat

54:50

summer. And I don't know what that

54:53

means. Was that came after white boy

54:55

summer? Yes, this summer. You had white

54:57

boy summer. You had brat summer. Now,

54:59

I want it to be polio summer.

55:02

Yes. Let's make it fucking polio summer,

55:04

baby? Let's bring it back. the return

55:06

of polio everyone's gonna have like fucking

55:09

blankets on their legs see that's the

55:11

thing like that looks cozy as well

55:13

to wheel around you're in a wheelchair

55:16

you got a blanket yeah that's awesome

55:18

like look how like it's a comfy

55:20

image and also you could eat like

55:23

if you're one of those guys like

55:25

myself or Ryan who struggles with you

55:27

know just kind of erections just out

55:30

of the blue that will cover it

55:32

up You know, and you don't have

55:34

to worry about it. There's no awkward

55:36

hugging your sister or your mom when

55:39

you see her and you happen to

55:41

also have like a random erection and

55:43

they can feel it. Especially if you

55:46

use a heavy blanket for those that

55:48

are going home for any holiday season

55:50

that that might need a regular. blanket

55:53

doesn't suffice in terms of covering up

55:55

it'll be like a little tent almost

55:57

the husband's bulge I do the first

56:00

episode of curb your enthusiasm. It's just

56:02

such a it's such a good plot

56:04

because you know like the with especially

56:07

with like blue jeans sometimes when you

56:09

sit down or whatever the capo no

56:11

no it will it will form like

56:13

a like a tent almost so there's

56:16

like a bulge in your where your

56:18

penis would be but it's just the

56:20

way the pants are. It's like how

56:23

some women's clothing it looks like the

56:25

point comes to where like a nipple

56:27

would be. But that's just the seam

56:30

or the way that the- It's just

56:32

how the denim is, where it just

56:34

kind of sticks up and he has

56:37

to take his wife's friend to go

56:39

see a movie and she thinks that

56:41

he has an erection the whole time

56:44

sitting next to her and she calls

56:46

his wife and tells her. And they

56:48

have like a sit-down confronting him about

56:50

it. Such a good show. Who was

56:53

the Republican that got in trouble for

56:55

giving a hand job in a movie

56:57

theater or something like that or something

57:00

like that? Was

57:02

that all bullshit? Do I remember

57:04

that you confusing a Republican center

57:06

with my dad? Oh, well who

57:08

am I thinking about legitimately though?

57:11

Do you remember? There was um

57:13

I thought there was some person

57:15

who was like got caught doing

57:17

something in the movie theater like

57:19

within the past year. Oh within

57:22

the past year two I'm thinking

57:24

of what's his face the the

57:26

guy that got caught in the

57:28

airport bathroom stall and He had

57:30

the classic what was his name,

57:33

but he had the whole classic

57:35

I am not gay I never

57:37

have been gay. That whole audio

57:39

bite. Theater, theater video surveillance shows

57:41

US representative Lauren Bo Bober. Escorted

57:44

out of Beetle Juice Musical. Dude,

57:46

getting a fucking hand job during

57:48

Beetle Juice, the musical. That's next

57:50

level. Dude, getting a Republican hand

57:53

job during Beetle Juice, the musical.

57:55

That is, that is immaculate vibes.

57:57

I'm trying to see like what,

57:59

like... What what what

58:01

went down like why were

58:04

they escorted out of beetle

58:06

juice the meat the musical

58:08

was it a dryhand job

58:10

you think or was it

58:12

like a sloppy fucking she's

58:14

spitting on that thing no

58:16

hawk to a reference. Oh

58:18

apparently they were just. Rooed

58:20

they were just loud and

58:22

argumentative with the audience now.

58:24

See that's what that's what

58:26

her attorneys were able to

58:28

pay them off to say

58:30

it was a dry hand

58:32

job During butal juice the

58:34

musical Lauren Bobobert Apologizes again

58:36

for maybe overtly animated behavior

58:39

at theater That's a good

58:41

way to describe giving a

58:43

hand job. The thing is

58:45

the hand job thing could

58:47

be fake news. It's not

58:49

fake news. Trust me. Okay.

58:51

I have I have sources

58:54

In fact, a jaw dropping fun

58:56

house? Sorry, I saw the quote in

58:58

the article and it got me interested.

59:00

I'll read it later. There is a

59:03

list of people that we have acquired

59:05

from a government source. that these are

59:07

all people who have received dry hand

59:10

jobs while seeing beetle juice the musical

59:12

hand jobs from a republican uh... and

59:14

i know it's bad journalistic integrity but

59:17

we are gonna release the names of

59:19

of everybody and if if you're a

59:21

a video watcher you look on screen

59:24

right now you can see the list

59:26

of of everyone who received a dry

59:28

hand job from a republican term beetle

59:31

juice the musical the list in uh...

59:33

green those are the ones who uh...

59:35

came and then the other list those

59:38

are the ones who did not reach

59:40

climax some goofy stuff so if you

59:42

want to be a part of that

59:45

goofy list there's there's there's three different

59:47

options that you can go to our

59:49

picture on and get a dry hand

59:52

job during Beatles use the musical for

59:54

five dollars no no I think it's

59:56

only in the in the if you

59:59

want to be a these lists that's

1:00:01

the two higher tiers but the base

1:00:03

tier the five dollar tier you get

1:00:06

all the fun content you get access

1:00:08

to all the all the patron essentially

1:00:10

and uncle sleep over good show fun

1:00:13

show right this time you did you

1:00:15

didn't throw in the apostrophe yes I

1:00:17

just feel like no it's fine we

1:00:20

we'll talk about we had like a

1:00:22

three hour fight about this last week

1:00:24

and I thought it was done so

1:00:27

let's clearly it's not so let's go

1:00:29

have a fucking discussion then Let's go

1:00:31

look a sit-down. Kissing and making up,

1:00:34

we only did one of those things.

1:00:36

I don't, I think we still need

1:00:39

to work on the other 50% if

1:00:41

there's gonna be any sort of resolution

1:00:43

that we find in our friendship about

1:00:46

this situation. You're right. But thank you

1:00:48

all for supporting us. Matt, say something

1:00:50

funny. I'm giving up on you.

1:00:52

Right? Okay. Thank you. Yeah, so you,

1:00:55

Stephen, you know, laying there in your

1:00:57

bed with a shirt on, and you've

1:00:59

got your phone rested on your chest

1:01:02

between your little nips. Very embarrassing. We're

1:01:04

big pepperoni nips. We do not. I

1:01:06

don't want- It's not Stephen. Okay. Nate

1:01:09

has the little nips. We're essentially no

1:01:11

ariola, just a still nub. Yep. Just

1:01:13

a little-