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I was throwing it to you

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because we were gonna I thought

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know, we wore the matching outfits

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and everything I thought we were

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gonna kind of be more of

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like Like the three stooges if

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one of them died. Okay, so

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like you're like the two stooges

2:35

You're right and that was like

2:37

why am I even wearing this?

2:40

to like wear the hat and

2:42

everything I feel like. Okay well

2:44

now I'm I can't be the

2:46

only one wearing the hat and

2:49

you know how much these hats

2:51

mean I've been so I've been

2:53

texting you about this. I'm wearing

2:56

my Wallade hat. What dude are

2:58

you on Wallades payroll or something

3:00

the amount of times you're wearing

3:02

his clothes? No. I'm in the

3:05

in the air of being a

3:07

good sport I'm gonna continue to

3:09

wear my hat. And everyone's going

3:11

to applaud it in the common.

3:14

They're going to go, wow, Matt

3:16

is really strong and brave for

3:18

wearing his hat in the face

3:20

of adversity when his best friend

3:23

Ryan took the matching hat he

3:25

was wearing off and threw it

3:27

to the ground, even though Matt

3:29

was really excited to wear those

3:32

hats on the podcast together. And

3:34

you look like a damn fool

3:36

right now, I could tell you

3:38

that. I think I look pretty

3:41

good in my Walleed merch. I

3:43

think that that's your opinion. It's

3:45

a man that makes great food.

3:47

Great love too. You just sound

3:50

jealous. You sound jealous of Wally.

3:52

I'm very jealous of Walid. He

3:54

has a mustache? I can't. Something

3:56

tells me if I was wearing

3:59

a hat that said Matt Watson,

4:01

you'd be fine with it. Like

4:03

if I threw that, the pirate,

4:05

the matching pirate hat to the

4:08

side, as long as this hat,

4:10

Matt, you'd be fine with it.

4:12

But because it's Walid, specifically Walid

4:14

too, I've noticed, you get a

4:17

little ornery whenever he's mentioned. Not

4:19

horny or or ornery. Like, like,

4:21

like, like, like, angeredered or agitated

4:24

or agitated or agitated. While lead

4:26

is, I'll be, I'll be, you

4:28

know, open and honest. All right.

4:30

People want more real talk on

4:33

the podcast. Here's some real talk.

4:35

Wall lead is, I'm jealous of

4:37

him. He is good at cooking.

4:39

He's great at love making and

4:42

I've heard that from many women.

4:44

Runs a good, great diamond mine.

4:46

He has a fantastic diamond mind.

4:48

And he's, he sent us pictures.

4:51

He doesn't let us visit. To

4:53

be fair it's in Ethiopia. Yeah.

4:55

So I mean it's kind of

4:57

kind of hard to visit. But

5:00

that, you know, there's a lot

5:02

of wealth there. So like he's

5:04

got you on like popularity, wealth,

5:06

looks. So I understand there's a

5:09

lot there to be jealous of.

5:11

I've heard he once made a

5:13

woman have a squirting orgasm 12

5:15

times in one sash. Those don't

5:18

exist. That's just, those are myths.

5:20

Well I thought so too, but

5:22

morning to Walli leaders. You mean

5:24

like you said here smell my

5:27

fingers and I did and it

5:29

smelled like what I imagine a

5:31

vagina would smell like? What does

5:33

it smell like? For those curious.

5:36

Almost like canned cat food. All

5:38

right. So pretty hot stuff. Just

5:40

open up a wet can of

5:42

cat food baby. Get that meow

5:45

mix up in here baby. Hell

5:47

yeah, why don't people, Red Boy?

5:49

I was about to say why

5:52

don't people love... Reference a vagina

5:54

is like cat food, a wet

5:56

cat food. Come on. Cats seem

5:58

to love it. You know, they

6:00

call it a kitty cat. Like

6:03

connecting it to like the

6:05

term PUSI. PUSI. Why, why, why,

6:07

why, where did that term come

6:10

from? Why is it for a

6:12

cat and also a woman's

6:14

V word? What is the

6:16

etymology of PUSI? And where

6:18

did it come from? I

6:20

thought you were doing Professor

6:22

Snape at first. Potter, Mr.

6:25

Potter. What does this Pussy

6:27

word to speak of? Potter,

6:29

you're looking rather k-ttt this

6:31

morning. Hate speech, Ryan? Oh,

6:34

fuck, you're right, they'll bleep

6:36

it out. Dude, that's so

6:38

stupid we can't say the see

6:40

you next Tuesday word on

6:43

YouTube anymore. Isn't that

6:45

dumb? Well, some people can say

6:47

it. What Australians? O voice crack. Yikes.

6:49

Okay buddy we're gonna need to talk

6:52

about that you've you know you've experienced

6:54

a lot of voice cracks. Yeah I

6:56

do. What's been going on? I don't

6:59

know I've been having a ton of

7:01

voice cracks like a medical emergency you're

7:03

like you're like 36 at this point

7:06

voice cracking everywhere every which way and

7:08

and what you know yeah have you

7:10

noticed though in the last like a

7:12

couple of months my voice is just

7:14

cracking left and right maybe it's maybe I

7:16

should see it as like a a beautiful

7:18

sign is you're still nervous around me like

7:20

the first day we met that's what it

7:22

is God first day we met you could

7:24

barely tell what I was saying because my

7:26

voice was cracking so much I know it's

7:28

like it from the from the first time

7:30

we laid out we told this story so

7:33

many times at this point at least a

7:35

thousand and one yeah the first time we

7:37

laid eyes in on each other you had

7:39

a you had porn pulled up on the

7:41

computer I did not just any porn no

7:43

just any porn no what was it was

7:45

it elderly porn I just remember skin and

7:47

skin like a lot of it's just skin

7:50

and skin that's where my memory You know

7:52

I was paying so much attention to

7:54

your beautiful blue eyes. I think that

7:56

says something that your your eyes could

7:58

distract from such a from such a

8:00

carnal and And and beautiful thing is

8:02

love making on the internet and that

8:04

is a carnal and beautiful thing a

8:07

lot of people think that love making

8:09

is Something that can frivolously, you know,

8:11

just just be had in a single

8:14

night and then and then cast aside.

8:16

No here at Super Mega guys. We

8:18

want to make sure we want to

8:21

make sure we're very clear here love

8:23

making is for lovers. Okay? It's for

8:25

two people that love each other and

8:28

unfortunately if you engage in that kind

8:30

of thing without loving the other person

8:32

you will go to hell. And God

8:34

has to love them too. They have

8:37

to be Christian. Yes, that's a stipulation

8:39

that's like kind of like in fine

8:41

print but is also like very important.

8:44

Do you think anyone like does any

8:46

of you guys in the comments have

8:48

any theories on why my voice has

8:51

been cracking so much? I was recently

8:53

watching some of our old Mark Applier

8:55

videos, like the famous Homer Simpson Doe

8:58

video. Weird, because Mark Appliers apparently been

9:00

watching some of our old videos. I

9:02

know, which is weird, because I genuinely

9:04

was watching those videos like, I don't

9:07

know, like two weeks ago. And, um...

9:09

Doe! It actually looks, it looks like

9:11

I did hit a second puberty between

9:14

then and now. Like, my voice sounds

9:16

completely different. I look... more decrepit, and

9:18

my face shape is completely different. It's

9:21

nuts. It's crazy how a 19-year-old will

9:23

look somewhat different as they age essentially

9:25

a decade now. Yeah, exactly a decade.

9:28

Yeah. That's just weird, isn't it? I

9:30

must have hit a second puberty. Listen

9:32

to my voice, dude. This is the

9:35

voice of a man who's hit puberty.

9:37

Hear it? Hear the base in my

9:39

voice? I mean, it's in the back.

9:41

It's trying to break three. And I

9:44

think the cracks are kind of like,

9:46

think of it as like this, this

9:48

portal where your maturity's trying. to break

9:51

through this barrier and it's like cracking

9:53

and it's like cracking and you start

9:55

to see the light shining the light

9:58

being your maturity. Yeah just like like

10:00

I open my mouth and it's like

10:02

little rays of light like and eventually

10:05

it's gonna crack and burst open and

10:07

you're gonna be like like from a

10:09

cocoon born a new man. I would

10:11

love that dude. You humans could just

10:14

getting cocoons and that's like imagine if

10:16

I could just crawl up in a

10:18

cocoon and change outfits. I thought you

10:21

were going to say, like, become a

10:23

different person, but just, like, changing your

10:25

clothes. Yeah. Yeah, no, that would be

10:28

sick. Like, you wake up in the

10:30

morning, you jump out of bed, you

10:32

get up in a cocoon for about

10:35

10 minutes, and you come out like,

10:37

I'm wearing this. Do you get to

10:39

pick what you wear? Or is it?

10:41

You just come out and it's, you

10:44

just come out and you just come

10:46

out, like, like, we need, I just

10:48

think it's something maybe our... We throw

10:51

a lot in our defense budget. I'm

10:53

just saying we take a little bit

10:55

from our defense budget, the United States

10:58

military. Not our personal defense budget. No,

11:00

no, no, no. That needs to stay

11:02

in check. But our United States military

11:05

defense budget, all I'm saying is just

11:07

squeak out a few billion of that

11:09

and put it into maybe, I mean,

11:11

we've tried to figure out about telekinesis

11:14

and all in psychics. I'm just saying,

11:16

why not figure out a way where

11:18

we can... Make cocoons even

11:21

for sleeping. I just think cocoons

11:23

are comfortable Be you can make

11:25

your own bed at any time

11:27

You don't have to like if

11:29

you're out in the middle of

11:31

nowhere No way no bed to

11:33

to rest your weary head God,

11:36

I know you so I knew

11:38

you were gonna say rest your

11:40

weary head. Well, it rhymes and

11:42

uh, it's the point across. I

11:44

guess I guess a sleeping bag

11:46

is the closest to a to

11:48

a cocoon. You gotta roll that

11:50

up and carry it with you

11:52

like They just do it from

11:54

like a tree branch. You know,

11:57

I can't do my sleeping bag

11:59

from a tree branch. We're already

12:01

close to the human cocoon because

12:03

Spider-Man exists. That's true. somewhere out

12:05

there I don't we don't live

12:07

in New York so we don't

12:09

hear much on news on on

12:11

that on that on that one

12:13

unfortunately no we I mean we're

12:16

out here in in Hollywood baby

12:18

so real-life New York City is

12:20

is is a whole world away

12:22

we really only keep up with

12:24

what's going on out here in

12:26

the city of angels but I

12:28

think if or the city of

12:30

mine freaks maybe I don't know

12:32

maybe it'll catch on the city

12:35

of mine freaks baby I mean,

12:37

even though Chris Angel, you know,

12:39

is in Vegas, I just think

12:41

that maybe... Well, they call it

12:43

the City of Angels because of

12:45

Chris Angel, right? So I don't

12:47

think it's too much of a

12:49

stretch to also do the City

12:51

of Mind Freaks. Because he levitated

12:54

over the staple center. He also

12:56

levitated over the staples that was

12:58

on Glendale Boulevard. Did you see

13:00

it? No. He levitated like six

13:02

feet off the roof of the

13:04

roof of the staples. This was

13:06

like last year, you know, Luke

13:08

doesn't believe that Chris Angel actually

13:10

performs real magic. Oh, fuck off.

13:13

He thinks that it's all, what

13:15

is it? Allusion. Yeah, exactly. He's

13:17

an illusion, that's not a magician.

13:19

Shut up, dude. He's a magician.

13:21

He does magic. You watch Chris

13:23

Angel Mine Freak, and you tell

13:25

me that's not magic. Exactly. Like,

13:27

the, the, he has cameras there.

13:29

You know, sure, they cut. You

13:32

know, yeah, if he was making

13:34

it the cameras would catch that

13:36

though, right? Yeah, I could it's

13:38

not like there's it's not like

13:40

they set up the cameras at

13:42

specific angles to make sure that

13:44

the illusion is is is not

13:46

Broken Listen, is the show called

13:48

Chris Angel illusionist? No No, what's

13:51

it called? Mind free. Chris Angel,

13:53

mind free. And can an illusionist

13:55

freak your mind? Absolutely not. Can

13:57

a magician freak your mind? Absolutely,

13:59

yes. You know what's funny is

14:01

like I picture like Jesus, if

14:03

he were to come back, people

14:05

wouldn't take him seriously and he'd

14:07

probably just go insane and he'd

14:10

become a Chris angel like figure.

14:12

There's a potential that Chris Angel

14:14

himself could in fact be Jesus.

14:16

Christ's reading Carnet. Well, here's the

14:18

thing. In the Bible, Jesus says,

14:20

you know, he could come back

14:22

and he could be a homeless

14:24

person on the street or he

14:26

could be your brother. It's like,

14:29

you don't know who Jesus could

14:31

be. Chris Angel makes a lot

14:33

of sense, if I'm being honest.

14:35

Chris, Christ. There's angels in heaven.

14:37

Chris, angel. Like, think about it,

14:39

dude. And he does magic. Does

14:41

he do Chris C-R-I-S-S or is

14:43

it still C-H-R-I-S? Or is it

14:45

still C-H-R-I-S? Or is it still

14:47

C-R-I-S? But let me see, actually,

14:50

I think it's... Maybe I'm trying

14:52

to throw people off, so it's

14:54

like, C-R-I-S, but let me see,

14:56

actually, I think so, dude. That's

14:58

fucking psoriasis C-R-I-S-S-S I don't know

15:00

the psoriasis angel What does it

15:02

mean? What could it mean? We

15:04

need to go to a dream

15:06

interpreter We need to just say

15:09

we don't I mean we don't

15:11

need to necessarily say that we've

15:13

had this dream We just need

15:15

them to interpret what these things

15:17

mean so we can just kind

15:19

of lie and say I had

15:21

a dream about Chris angel What's

15:23

going on? And I'll tell us,

15:25

I'm sure I would love to

15:28

go to a dream interpreter, but

15:30

just fuck with them, like, with

15:32

their name and their appearance, but

15:34

like, I had a dream about

15:36

you, and I've never seen or

15:38

met you before, but you were

15:40

wearing exactly this same shirt? Your

15:42

name? It was the exact same,

15:44

and I had this dream about

15:47

you, and basically you were captured

15:49

by ISIS, and they beheaded you

15:51

on national television. I like going

15:53

another direction and just like it's

15:55

near the end of the session.

15:57

She's like, you know, I actually

15:59

had a vision. It's like, oh,

16:01

yeah, I see it too. It's

16:03

like, oh, well, yeah, where, you

16:06

know, we had, we had this

16:08

session and you were wearing exactly

16:10

what you were wearing and then.

16:12

for some reason you you you

16:14

just gave me the session for

16:16

free no i'm not seeing i

16:18

like i like i like that's

16:20

the only reason i'm here wait

16:22

let me let me let me

16:25

let me let me talk to

16:27

the other side okay and i'm

16:29

not seeing it yeah they said

16:31

that you think my situation I

16:33

saw that you saw my situation

16:35

was so dire that you gave

16:37

it to me for free and

16:39

offered a second session to interpret

16:41

my dreams. Because I have so

16:44

many dreams. Let me check my

16:46

crystal ball real quick. All right.

16:48

Can I look at it too?

16:50

No. Okay. I'm not seeing it

16:52

in here. Try blowing on it.

16:54

Okay. Anything? Nope. Sorry, unfortunately, can

16:56

you shake it? Does it come

16:58

off the table? No, you do

17:00

not shake it. You pick it

17:03

up and drop it and it

17:05

shatters everywhere. Like screams and spirits,

17:07

like, like escape from it. Just

17:09

completely like, thinking it's just gonna

17:11

be like water and stuff. A

17:13

bunch of spirits like screaming souls.

17:15

Oh no! The souls of the

17:17

damned! You've set them free! What

17:19

a twist that would have been.

17:21

That would have been, that's a

17:24

great twist because you know you

17:26

think that all the psychic stuff

17:28

is fake. It's a common, he's

17:30

trying to get some money. I'm

17:32

lightheaded. What? I'm very lightheaded. Try

17:34

to get heavy headed. Try drinking

17:36

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26:02

I so I haven't seen this

26:04

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26:06

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26:19

like to get the sweet onion

26:21

chicken teriyaki, okay, great. It's good

26:24

sandwich. Okay. However if I want

26:26

to add something to it Like

26:28

another vegetable or anything? Usually it's

26:30

fine. It's just kind of like,

26:32

it's subway. They don't, that's their

26:35

thing. Yeah, yeah. Pile it on

26:37

baby. The sandwich artists will do

26:39

as you say. Unless you add

26:41

more cheese, that will cost extra.

26:43

Or sometimes certain types of meat.

26:45

But now it's like any veggies

26:48

or extra. Is it like 25

26:50

cents for this veg? 50 cents

26:52

for this veg. It's like a

26:54

dollar 75. For like one add

26:56

on or for like to like

26:59

to add on or for like

27:01

to add on more? I don't.

27:03

I don't. and people were complaining

27:05

about subway's new change. First, you

27:07

review bra updates us on Chick-fil-a's

27:10

garbage fraud. I can't believe that.

27:12

Now we have subway going out

27:14

of their way to... to fuck

27:16

over the middle class? Yeah! The

27:18

fuck, dude. Everything's getting more expensive,

27:20

and people are getting more poor,

27:23

while the 1% gets more rich.

27:25

The last thing we need right

27:27

now as a nation is for

27:29

subway to be charging more for

27:31

these beautiful toppings. Exactly. Pisses me

27:34

off. What do we do? What

27:36

do we do? We can start

27:38

a protest? Bomb a subway? No,

27:40

no, no. Okay. No, of course.

27:42

I'm just throwing ideas out. No,

27:45

see what sticks? Yeah. Throw shit

27:47

at the wall sometimes. At subway?

27:49

Should we do that? No. Not

27:51

that either? No, no, no. Nothing,

27:53

I think maybe like a letter,

27:55

maybe an email, a corporate letter

27:58

with anthrax. No. To the subway

28:00

headquarters? No, no, again. Maybe just

28:02

an email. with a virus that

28:04

takes a picture like that detects

28:06

when their balls are being shown

28:09

it takes a picture of and

28:11

then it sends it to all

28:13

their friends and family. It doesn't

28:15

even demand anything. It's just retaliation

28:17

for what they've done. Imagine a

28:20

virus that like it doesn't demand

28:22

anything, it's not trying to get

28:24

money or information out of you,

28:26

it just exists just to like,

28:28

just to embarrass the person that

28:30

gets it for nothing, for no

28:33

reason. Mark what the hell are

28:35

you posted on Facebook? Sure. What

28:37

are you talking about? I just

28:39

got on my Facebook and I

28:41

got about 30 messages from our

28:44

friends that you posted your ball

28:46

sack on Facebook You're sending your

28:48

balls to your whole friends list

28:50

or something You are friends with

28:52

your nieces and nephews. Why the

28:54

hell are you sending them that?

28:57

I don't know what you're talking

28:59

about. Oh the local news is

29:01

getting track of this one Local

29:03

man sends photos of testicles to

29:05

everyone on his Facebook friendless. Even

29:08

the news organization, every employee received

29:10

an email of this man's balls.

29:12

In fact, we've got it right

29:14

here. Shows it on the news.

29:16

We warn you, what you were

29:19

about to see are testicles. I

29:21

like the bluntness of it. It's

29:23

not, what you're about to see

29:25

might be disturbing. It's like, what

29:27

you're about to see, might be

29:29

disturbing. It's like, what you're about

29:32

to see, our testicles. I mean,

29:34

it's straight to the point. It's,

29:36

you know, it shows the, shows

29:38

the testicles. Because disturbing is, when

29:40

they say what you're about to

29:43

see might be disturbing, that's open

29:45

to interpretation, right? That's, that's, depending

29:47

on who's watching. However, if you

29:49

just say what you're about to

29:51

see are testicles, everyone's on the

29:54

same page, right? Man, man, I'm

29:56

into testicles, all right? Not

29:59

in the gateway What about him?

30:01

Like the, the, the, the, the, I

30:03

don't know, I forget I said anything,

30:06

just revert, just cut it out and

30:08

take it back a few minutes. Um,

30:10

what do you think of Pickle Rick?

30:13

Love, love the dude. He's a

30:15

pickle. He turned himself into a pickle.

30:17

What's not the love? Yeah, and he

30:19

makes a robot of himself, and he,

30:22

and he, and he becomes a

30:24

pickle. Just which wasn't my vibe. Oh,

30:26

yeah, it was not like a robot

30:28

robot. It was a yeah, it was

30:31

like a rat robot It was like

30:33

a rat skeletons and bone. Yeah, it

30:35

was like it was like body

30:37

parts of the rat mixed with the

30:40

pickle and and I don't know it

30:42

freaked me out and I didn't like

30:44

it However you and I were

30:46

lucky enough to see that episode of

30:49

freaking morety air live for the first

30:51

time because we were waiting for game

30:53

of Thrones to air and that was

30:56

just on we were ego raptoraptor a

30:58

Yes. And so like you used

31:00

to go over with a group of

31:02

people to watch the new episodes of

31:05

Game of Thrones. I didn't watch Game

31:07

of Thrones, but I was like

31:09

the little kid that would just tag

31:11

along and then play in the other

31:14

room. You're like, I like to hang

31:16

out with people. I'm a sociable man.

31:18

I literally would just go play in

31:21

the other room by myself while

31:23

you guys watch the show. However, that

31:25

night Rick and Mordi was also airing.

31:27

It's Pickle Rick. So the first episode

31:30

of Rick and Marty, Matt and

31:32

I had ever seen in our lives

31:34

was the Pickle Rick episode. As it

31:36

hit the world for the first time.

31:39

So we were watching it along with

31:41

the world. Historic. And we were in

31:43

awe and shocked. Just as the

31:45

world was. It was like a war

31:48

of the world's radio broadcast moment, I'm

31:50

sure. Yeah. Honestly, the shock was so

31:52

intense. We. World stood still. The

31:54

pickle Rick episode of Rick and Morde

31:57

came on. Oh, I really, what I

31:59

really remember, do you remember this too?

32:01

I just remember after the episode. episode

32:04

ended. I remember Aaron just going genius.

32:06

I was genius. Was he wrong?

32:08

No, he's not wrong at all. Look,

32:10

we have pickle Rick right here on

32:13

the on the guest couch. Well, people

32:15

don't know it as the guest

32:17

couch yet because they I don't even

32:19

know if they've seen it for themselves.

32:22

Maybe in a picture that we've shown.

32:24

We've shown pictures. We've shown pictures. Yeah.

32:26

Can we blame Tucker on this one?

32:29

Is Tucker. Because we handed it

32:31

off to him ages ago and said

32:33

we need this finished so we can

32:35

shoot. Because we tried to pass the

32:38

blame off on him with the

32:40

surfer video and while he did have

32:42

the footage for a little bit of

32:44

time, you know. I'm just, what I

32:47

worry about is maybe using him as

32:49

a patsy too many times and people

32:51

stop believing it. Yeah, we need

32:53

to make sure that we choose our

32:56

moments carefully. I'll be at everything so

32:58

far has been true. Yes, we haven't

33:00

had guests because of Tucker. It's all

33:03

Tucker's fault. Surfing video took so long

33:05

because of Tucker and uh... Now

33:07

we're shooting a Christopher Nolan. Piodacy. Okay,

33:09

let's just, honestly... What if he was

33:12

under strict NBA and he was just

33:14

lying to us about like what

33:16

he's working on, uh, his ball, I'm

33:18

kidding. Um, come on man. Sorry. Like,

33:21

working on a film, like a feature,

33:23

like a feature, but... He can't say

33:25

that it's a Christopher Nolan like the

33:28

odd, Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey with

33:30

Tom Holland. Does that happen? John Bernthal,

33:32

yes. The Odyssey? Yes. Christopher Nolan, The

33:34

Odyssey, people just arrived on set today,

33:37

my brother. Today's the first day

33:39

of shooting. I think so. I mean,

33:41

Tom Holland showed up, John Bernthal showed

33:43

up, and some other big name actors

33:46

are there. I think Zenday is a

33:48

part of it as well. The Bernthal

33:50

Bears? No, no, no. John Bernthal,

33:52

aka Shane from the Walking Dead. Got

33:55

it. Or the guy with the beard

33:57

and the hair that's kind of... sort

33:59

of aggressive from Wolfram Wall Street,

34:01

yeah. He whips weights in his front

34:04

yard. Or the Punisher. I don't know

34:06

him as the Punisher. He has a

34:08

good look for the Punisher though, I

34:11

will say. He's also in the bear

34:13

apparently, I haven't seen. I have

34:15

not seen him in it. I've seen

34:17

the first season of the bear and

34:20

I have not seen him in it.

34:22

Well he's in it apparently. I

34:24

like the bear. I like Jeremy Allen

34:27

White. I like Jeremy Allen Black. I

34:29

don't want to get into that. Okay.

34:31

But Shameless is a really good show

34:34

and he is one of the main

34:36

characters of that and beautiful. William

34:38

H. Macy and... Love William H. Macy.

34:40

I saw him with my own two

34:43

brown eyes. Yeah, where'd you see him?

34:45

The, uh, it doesn't exist anymore,

34:47

but the ark-like theater. Early

34:49

episodes of Super Mega cast, we'd

34:51

always sing the praises of the

34:53

Arklight. And now, what happened? It's

34:55

closed. Dead, it's gone, thanks to...

34:57

I mean, COVID sure was the

34:59

nail in the coffin, but I

35:01

think it was struggling even before

35:03

then. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I

35:05

feel like it's kind of hard

35:07

in this day and age to

35:09

operate a really big, expensive movie

35:11

theater in Hollywood. I feel like

35:13

you just don't make enough in...

35:15

The rent's too damn high. Honestly

35:17

that building was crazy. Yeah, we

35:19

went and saw a premiere of

35:22

righteous gemstones not righteous gemstones Uncut

35:24

gems I and I was in

35:26

the theater seeing um What is

35:28

it? Thomas in the magic summer

35:30

when that big earthquake happened you

35:32

were in the Americana seeing toy

35:34

story four or something the big

35:36

earthquake where we felt you were

35:38

in the lobby of the theater

35:40

Yeah, you were oh yeah in

35:42

Glendale at the AMC. I was

35:44

at the ark light We were

35:46

seeing, I was seeing midsummer. I

35:48

thought I saw you outside of

35:50

the movie theater after the earthquake.

35:52

You came out. I was at

35:54

the arc light. Seeing midsummer. Why

35:56

do I have a memory of

35:58

the earthquake and then they evacuated

36:00

the movie theater and I saw

36:02

you? No? I imagine. Yeah, you're

36:04

imagining that. That's something new that

36:06

you've just talked, that I'm hearing

36:08

now for the first time. Wrong

36:10

simulation math. Yeah, I think I'm

36:12

remembering the different timeline. A memory

36:14

stick from another world. However, that

36:16

was pretty nuts, that earthquake. They

36:18

evacuated my theater. Well, you were

36:20

in the lobby, you said, when

36:22

it hit? Yeah, yeah, I was

36:24

because I was buying Toy Story

36:26

4 tickets and I went over

36:28

to the little touch screen to

36:30

buy the tickets and it hit

36:32

Right as I was like walking

36:34

up and looking at the touch

36:36

screen and I couldn't like tell

36:38

what Something I felt like I'd

36:40

vertical a chandelier. Yeah, but it

36:43

felt like something felt off like

36:45

I had vertical and I had

36:47

vertical and I was like oh

36:49

shit It's an earthquake and the

36:51

chandelier was swinging and I saw

36:53

people running out the front doors

36:55

and then I bought my toy

36:57

story tickets and then I had

36:59

to wait outside. See when it

37:01

hit like I thought I remember

37:03

I was in the theater and

37:05

I've said this and I've told

37:07

the story before but I was

37:09

in the theater and I thought

37:11

that like at first I was

37:13

like oh the score because it

37:15

was like a yeah yeah and

37:17

then I was like oh people

37:19

are for some reason like I

37:21

felt the vibration and I thought

37:23

that to the beginning of the

37:25

movie like midsummer and if for

37:27

those who've seen it it's not

37:29

like an exciting opening it's kind

37:31

of you know fucked but like

37:33

I thought people in my head

37:35

were like Yeah, like stomping their

37:37

feet. And I was like, damn,

37:39

people are... Then I looked around

37:41

and my brain like clicked because

37:43

like no one was stomping. I

37:45

was like, no one's doing anything.

37:47

I saw other people looking confused.

37:49

Right. And there was like, earthquake.

37:51

And we were in the theater

37:53

that was below the ground floor.

37:55

Did someone yell it like that?

37:57

No, I would. Earthquake. Everyone just

37:59

kind of went. That's always what

38:01

happens when there's an earthquake. People's

38:04

go. And then someone's looking for

38:06

someone else to move and then

38:08

when they see someone else go

38:10

to move the exit They're like

38:12

oh, okay. Yeah, yeah like lemmings.

38:14

I always my my earth earthquake

38:16

mode is like I'll be at

38:18

home and for some reason earthquakes

38:20

always tend to happen in the

38:22

middle of the night or maybe

38:24

that's just that's when I notice

38:26

them because it's the most still

38:28

why you hang in your microphone

38:30

like a damn fishing line you

38:32

know like sometimes it gets all

38:34

fucking twisty and whatever it's mine

38:36

that like it feels nice to

38:38

like dude get rid of that

38:40

just hang it and then I'll

38:42

finish my earthquake thoughts yeah We're

38:44

spinning the mic, we're getting it

38:46

untangled. Oh, that works, dude. Yes,

38:48

it does. It wants to come

38:50

unwound. Isn't that fun? Wow. That,

38:52

dude, that works great. Now we

38:54

have, we don't have a tangled

38:56

microphone cable. Nope. And it was

38:58

fun to watch, like Bay Blades,

39:00

but with microphones. However. My earthquake

39:02

thing is like, I'll be in

39:04

bed or I'll be just chilling,

39:06

you know, making myself a pop

39:08

tart in the kitchen at 2.30

39:10

in the morning, and then the

39:12

second I start to notice something,

39:14

I like freeze fully to like

39:16

detect if it is an earthquake,

39:18

I'll be like, and then my

39:20

first thing if I'm unsure as

39:23

I'll go on Twitter. and then

39:25

just search earthquake and go to

39:27

latest and you'll see a barrage

39:29

of tweets like oh my god

39:31

the earthquake in and Glendale anyone

39:33

else feel that yeah I felt

39:35

some pretty big ones yeah yeah

39:37

I felt some pretty big earthquakes

39:39

in my day what's really cool

39:41

to me is how you can

39:43

you can hear it like right

39:45

before you feel it sometimes you

39:47

can kind of hear the You

39:49

can like hear, it's like a

39:51

very deep rumble. Yeah. Like a

39:53

base, like a subwoofers. Something's going

39:55

on. The earth is shaking. I

39:57

feel the earth, move under my

39:59

feet. I'm down, tumbling down, t?

40:01

Yep. It's not, it's a black

40:03

woman. But I'm not laughing at

40:05

the fact that. It's a black

40:07

word. I'm laughing at JT. I

40:09

don't know. You know, it's funny.

40:11

It's funny that I accredited it

40:13

to JT. Yeah. No, who's Justin

40:15

Timberlake? It's about a former employee,

40:17

JT. No, no, I'm talking about

40:19

a former employee, JT. No, no,

40:21

no, I'm talking about a former

40:23

employee, JT. No, no, no, no.

40:25

I'm talking entertainers as well. I

40:27

only find it to be somewhat

40:29

respectful to be. JT I'm not

40:31

going to call the man by

40:33

any other name and actually I

40:35

really regret saying his name earlier

40:37

I don't want you know JT

40:39

if you're watching or listening He's

40:41

more of an audio listener. I

40:44

just want to apologize for saying

40:46

the full name earlier. I meant

40:48

no disrespect And if you want

40:50

to talk about it, feel free

40:52

to give me a call anytime,

40:54

we can talk about it. I'm

40:56

open to it. What was that

40:58

thing he apparently said when he

41:00

was... Was he arrested or something

41:02

for a DUI before a concert?

41:04

Like, the fans are going to

41:06

be so let down. I don't

41:08

know about him saying anything, but

41:10

I know that he was arrested

41:12

before a concert. Hold up. And

41:14

then I know that he then

41:16

came out on stage shortly after

41:18

and he looked like he had

41:20

been through the... The jail system.

41:22

Justin said under his breath, this

41:24

is going to ruin the tour,

41:26

the cop replied. What tour? Justin

41:28

said, the world tour. Is that

41:30

where the meme comes from? Yeah.

41:32

This is going to ruin the

41:34

tour? What tour? The World Tour.

41:36

If they make a JT bio

41:38

pick, that's going to be like

41:40

the end of the trip, you

41:42

know? After it like shows the

41:44

logo and title for the movie,

41:46

it's going to like producers and

41:48

all that. This is going to

41:50

ruin the tour. What tour? The

41:52

World Tour. And then it shows

41:54

like the date that it goes

41:56

out. Michael Jackson. You know, I

41:58

actually, I remember back in. 20,

42:00

I want to say 2014, they

42:02

dropped a post to Miss Michael

42:05

Jackson track, which is one of

42:07

the, one of the best, Michael

42:09

Jackson tracks, in my opinion. Love

42:11

never felt so good. Love never

42:13

felt so good. The JT's on

42:15

it, right? They made a version

42:17

with JT. Oh, okay. And the

42:19

JT version is, I gotta say,

42:21

it's fantastic. Okay. And there's a

42:23

part where he breaks it down.

42:25

And he's like, Michael. Show him

42:27

how you move. And it's really,

42:29

it's a great song, but I

42:31

remember I would watch the YouTube

42:33

video, like the lyric video, and

42:35

I was going through the comments,

42:37

and someone pointed out they were

42:39

like, you know, Michael Jackson was

42:41

the king of pop, and now

42:43

he's handed his crown down to

42:45

Next In Line, the Prince of

42:47

Pop, J.T. Oh, not Chris Brown,

42:49

unfortunately. I mean, JT pulled a

42:51

little coup d'etat on CB, but

42:53

then after that I remember like,

42:55

inspirationally thinking to myself, like, he's

42:57

gone from the prince to the

42:59

king now. He's the new king

43:01

of pop. I like held that

43:03

with me. And would you say

43:05

that he is the current prince

43:07

of pop? No. Who is the

43:09

prince of pop? I really like

43:11

his music. I think he's a

43:13

great performer. I think he makes

43:15

great music. And I love his

43:17

collapse with The Lonely Island and

43:19

his acting in the social networking

43:21

and that other movie. However, I

43:24

don't hear him release. What was

43:26

it? In time? The one where

43:28

he's like a dad or something.

43:30

Alpha dogs? Is that what it

43:32

is? Something like that. There's that

43:34

one. But what about in time

43:36

with Amanda Sifred? I have not

43:38

seen it. How about Mama Mia

43:40

with Amanda Sifred? Oh, I've seen

43:42

that. Mama Mia too with Amanda

43:44

Sifers? I've seen that as well.

43:46

Ted too with Amanda Sifred. Have

43:48

not seen Ted too. Dear John

43:50

with Amanda Sifers. I've not seen

43:52

Dear John, but they shot it

43:54

in Charleston. Okay, mean girls with

43:56

Amanda Sifers? I've seen yes, I've

43:58

seen it okay for the first

44:00

time semi recently All right However

44:02

Jennifer's body with Amanda Cyfred I

44:04

have seen that it's been a

44:06

long time though. Okay, just making

44:08

sure I just had to make

44:10

sure I had to cover on

44:12

my bases There's probably also some

44:14

smaller roll letters of Juliet with

44:16

Amanda Cyfred No, okay. I'm sorry

44:18

She's great mommy Mia 100% as

44:20

an abbehead can't get enough of

44:22

that movie I've been waiting on

44:24

you since I don't know when.

44:26

There's a really good cover of

44:28

the Mamma Mia song about the

44:30

story. I'm bad with names of

44:32

course, but there's a really good

44:34

cover of the Mamma Mia song

44:36

about the guy who was gonna

44:38

take his, like the story behind

44:40

it, he was gonna take his

44:42

girlfriend to Japan, then she cheated

44:45

on him or something. This could

44:47

all be bullshit. This is what

44:49

I heard from the internet. But

44:51

like, she and on him, so

44:53

he decided to use her ticket

44:55

to take his dad to Japan,

44:57

and he filmed like a music

44:59

video where he's just standing in

45:01

like... He's standing in a creek

45:03

or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

45:05

I've seen that. That's a great

45:07

cover. He's like, he's like, I

45:09

traveled 5,000 miles to record this

45:11

ABA cover. I love AB, hold

45:13

on, let me, wait, let me

45:15

just finish this, let me just

45:17

finish this thought, just finish this

45:19

thought, Justin Timberlake, Justin Timberlake, Justin

45:21

Timberlake, like, like, Justin Timberlake, like,

45:23

like, Justin Timberlake, like, Justin Timberlake,

45:25

like, like, like, just, just, just,

45:27

just, just, just, just, just, just,

45:29

just, just, just, just, just, just,

45:31

just, just, just, just, just, just,

45:33

just, just, just, just, just, just

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Besides mirrors and I'm staring at

45:37

staring back at me And I

45:39

thought I know Like that's the

45:41

thing who's like I think like

45:43

a lot of the major artists

45:45

that I can think of right

45:47

now like it's very like kind

45:49

of female led like the female

45:51

popularity No, not like not. Sabrina

45:53

Carpenter chapel Rhone Docci didn't didn't

45:55

Biance win for that cowboy Carter.

45:57

That's a cool album cover I

45:59

will say for Mrs. Mrs. Yonsei

46:01

and I'm trying to think of

46:03

who's a popular like Olivia Rodrigo

46:06

like right now who's like a

46:08

big male artist I'm trying to

46:10

think that's not just like a

46:12

Drake Jay-Z or Jay-Z or Jay-I'm

46:14

talking like new like someone who

46:16

just kind of entered the scene

46:18

at least past decade Binson Boone

46:20

he's pretty big. What does he

46:22

do? I don't know I've never

46:24

heard one of his songs however

46:26

I did see a video film

46:28

performing at the at the Grammys

46:30

and I was blown away because

46:32

he has very energetic performance and

46:34

then in the middle of it

46:36

he just does a fucking back

46:38

flip he's like running forward does

46:40

a back flip lands it keeps

46:42

singing really impressive shit but in

46:44

terms of like male pop stars

46:46

just in geebers just not what

46:48

he you know Harry styles released

46:50

some like popular songs in in

46:52

recent years I'm trying to think

46:54

of someone that's new though you

46:56

know right someone that has come

46:58

up in the last decade yeah

47:00

because that's even 2015 There's one

47:02

we moved out here. Man, I

47:04

always love a little J. Cole.

47:06

You know, I guess like, yeah,

47:08

of course, I do feel like

47:10

still like male artists, like are

47:12

more, are more, they're more shown

47:14

like in the hip-hop category. Yeah,

47:16

it's because women, they don't have

47:18

what it takes. Well, don't. It's

47:20

just a fact. But like a

47:22

male pop star. That's, you know

47:24

what I mean? Like a modern

47:27

day, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake. Because,

47:29

you know, I'm not trying to

47:31

like... you know how come you're

47:33

not mentioning the biggest male artists

47:35

of this year essentially kendric Lamar

47:37

and that's just because he's not

47:39

like a up and coming or

47:41

like new star he's been around

47:43

for a long-ass time I was

47:45

listening to kendric Lamar over a

47:47

decade ago yeah I was I

47:49

was in high school when I

47:51

was listening to kendric Lamar I'm

47:53

looking up right now male pop

47:55

stars 2024 let's see I guess

47:57

Drake counts as a pop star

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Man, dude, I had an iPod

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up my money. I was so

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was the error of the screenless.

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Yeah, this is back when it

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was just a square. Not the

53:52

nano. Yeah, yeah. This was just,

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it was a square clip. Yeah,

53:57

I had a clip on the

53:59

back. I had a, I had

54:01

like a, it was like a

54:03

light green one, and it was

54:05

like the size of a, I

54:07

don't know, like a quarter. They

54:09

did eventually update the shuffle around

54:11

the same size as what it

54:13

was, where it was just a

54:15

screen. Yeah, they did, which, that's

54:17

cool, whatever. Honestly, I missed the

54:19

iPod. I wish, the iPod, you

54:21

can buy those, they still, I

54:23

think. They don't make new ones,

54:25

but you can still buy them

54:27

online, and I actually was on

54:30

eBay, was on eBay looking at.

54:32

different older iPod's because I was

54:34

thinking like oh man it'd be

54:36

so cool to just have an

54:38

iPod that I load up with

54:40

like all my favorite songs. I

54:42

have one either here or back

54:44

home the one with like the

54:46

circular dial and all that like

54:48

I have one because I remember

54:50

we we existed at a time

54:52

where they were starting to go

54:54

off of popularity where we could

54:56

like buy one for kicks because

54:58

it started to become cheaper when

55:01

the iPod touch and all that

55:03

started to go around so that's

55:05

when I got my own like,

55:07

because I never had a full-fledged

55:09

iPod like you. I had to

55:11

go for the shuffle or the,

55:13

I had the nano. The, uh,

55:15

zizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz And I was, what do

55:17

you mean? What do you mean?

55:19

I'd like, like, over Microsoft? You

55:21

just, I just, I'd like, uh,

55:23

I really liked Apple back. You're

55:25

a fan boy. I was an

55:27

Apple fan boy, so I didn't

55:29

want anything that wasn't Apple. I'm

55:31

like, the iPod Superior. And my

55:34

friend had a zoom, and I

55:36

remember, like, looking through all the

55:38

stuff on the zoom, and I

55:40

was like, the problem is, it's

55:42

just like... On my phone I

55:44

also can just access all the

55:46

same monifies right there. I know

55:48

where I'm using Where I pod

55:50

made so much sense back in

55:52

the day because you have what

55:54

CDs? It was replacing CDs I

55:56

guess some people still maybe listen

55:58

to cassettes, to some extent. Or

56:00

just MP3 files, like on your

56:02

computer. And now it's like, oh,

56:05

I can put my music in

56:07

my pocket. I can hook it

56:09

up to the car with an

56:11

auxiliary cable. Or no, at the

56:13

time, they had one of those

56:15

things where it was like an

56:17

auxiliary cable that was hooked up

56:19

to a fake tape. Did you

56:21

ever have that? But out of

56:23

it came the auxiliary cord. I

56:25

don't even know how the fuck

56:27

that shit works. My friend had

56:29

one. How to go from analog

56:31

to digital cable. Yeah, that was

56:33

cool. But what I really missed

56:35

was like the iPod. The iPod

56:38

shuffle, first of all, the old

56:40

generation were at the square. Awesome.

56:42

I love that. I wanted to

56:44

buy one recently. just for shits

56:46

and giggles because they're not very

56:48

expensive on eBay. But they're like,

56:50

the Macs you can get is

56:52

like two gigs, which is not

56:54

a lot of songs. And I

56:56

remember I just loaded up my

56:58

dad and my sister's shared iTunes

57:00

library. I just put it on

57:02

there, so that got me into

57:04

a lot of music. That's how

57:06

I found out about Say Anything.

57:09

Because my sister had it on

57:11

her iTunes, so I'd listen to

57:13

Is A Real Boy on the

57:15

Bus to School. Arguably their best

57:17

album. It's probably I think people

57:19

would argue between that and the

57:21

self-titled album. Mm-hmm. They they were

57:23

still they're still torn and stuff.

57:25

Yeah, but a lot of I

57:27

think there was there like newer

57:29

stuff wasn't great. I did hear

57:31

someone say that maybe their most

57:33

recent thing is kind of like

57:35

he's harkening back to their old

57:37

sound, but also I thought the

57:39

complaint was that he's relying too

57:42

much on that sound to where

57:44

it It's just kind of like

57:46

it doesn't feel That's that's the

57:48

problem with having a like a

57:50

fan base is because Half of

57:52

them will have this opinion half

57:54

have the other so then it's

57:56

like people are saying this but

57:58

people are also saying this what

58:00

do I do? Just do you

58:02

Like the serfsup quote, I just,

58:04

I just do me, or whatever

58:06

he says. He does himself in

58:08

serfsong? Sure. Jack's is little hamper

58:10

penguins? And then does, do penguins

58:13

have a little pean eye? I

58:15

think they have clowaca. Well, they're

58:17

a bird, right? Do penguins have

58:19

penises? Birds, birds, a male bird

58:21

has a penis, and then a

58:23

male birds also have clowakas. I

58:25

don't think clowaca is a gender.

58:27

You know, do they just have

58:29

like birds have clowate like all

58:31

birds have clowakers? I love that

58:33

book It's by the guy that

58:35

made all dogs go to heaven

58:37

great movie um, let me see

58:39

dude Bird penis. Let's look up

58:41

a bird penis I mean I've

58:43

never when I've made a turkey

58:46

or a chicken I've never had

58:48

to remove the penis Well ducks

58:50

have penises because ducks have the

58:52

corkscrew penis so to platipi, right?

58:55

I mean, it looks like... How

58:57

about this, dude? Okay, that's, that's,

58:59

that's a, obviously, a body of

59:01

a bird with the head of

59:03

a penis, literally the head of

59:05

a penis. This is pretty cool,

59:07

actually, Luke. I want the viewers

59:09

to see this, so maybe people

59:11

can buy this on, on Etsy

59:13

if they want, and maybe they

59:16

can mail it to us, because

59:18

this is fucking awesome. Blurritt, for,

59:20

for, for, for, uh... creates animals

59:22

with the body of the animal

59:24

and then the head is like

59:26

just a very realistic penis the

59:28

squirrel oh my god there's a

59:30

bird this is sick who is

59:32

this I got to shout this

59:34

artist out dickhead squirrel holding his

59:36

nuts it's by um Newman Prince

59:39

I'm gonna star this cellar or

59:41

no it's a star seller I'm

59:43

going to add this to my

59:45

favorites to my favorites but birds

59:47

that penis at penis at penis

59:49

at penis at penis at penis

59:51

at penis at penis at penis

59:53

at Huh? Birds

59:55

have penises, right? Because ducks happen?

59:57

I would assume. So, oh, no,

59:59

most birds do not have penises.

1:00:02

Instead, male and female birds both

1:00:04

have a cloaca or vent, which

1:00:06

is a single opening for passing

1:00:08

urine, feces, eggs, and sperm. Wait,

1:00:10

so male and female birds have

1:00:12

the same genitalia? Looks like it.

1:00:15

I'm guessing the only difference is

1:00:17

the inside then? Yeah, like, because

1:00:19

one has... One produces the sperm,

1:00:21

one produces the eggs. Damn that's

1:00:23

nuts. What about birds with their

1:00:25

sorry the ducks therapy are but

1:00:27

ducks not birds or ducks ducks?

1:00:30

Ducks? I mean birds are separate

1:00:32

from ducks. A duck is a

1:00:34

bird. That's what I thought I

1:00:36

thought a duck was a type

1:00:38

of bird. Why does a duck

1:00:40

have a penis? Why does a

1:00:42

duck have a penis? It's got

1:00:45

that corkscrew thing going on the

1:00:47

bicock Yeah, I mean, yeah, I

1:00:49

mean ducks do have clow acres,

1:00:51

but also male ducks have a

1:00:53

penis The corks group penis that

1:00:55

you were mentioning before It's pretty

1:00:57

cool stuff man up to 20

1:01:00

centimeters tucked inside their bodies Does

1:01:02

it like come out? During sex

1:01:04

male ducks extend or avert their

1:01:06

fallaces inside the female Take note

1:01:08

hey, remember? Yeah from the last

1:01:10

episode Dude, we still have this

1:01:12

tape measure here. I want to

1:01:15

see how long a 20 centimeter

1:01:17

penis is. Like, remember, this is

1:01:19

a duck, you know? Is this

1:01:21

really not have centimeters? Dude, this

1:01:23

doesn't have centimeters. Can you look

1:01:25

up 20 centimeters to inches? So

1:01:27

I can show the audience how

1:01:30

large a duck's penis truly is

1:01:32

7.84 inches That's bigger than my

1:01:34

penis So 7.84 dude, that's like

1:01:36

That's like that right dude. That's

1:01:38

a long penis for a duck

1:01:40

and it's And it's probably as

1:01:42

thin as this and it goes...

1:01:45

But a duck is not much

1:01:47

bigger than this. So it's like,

1:01:49

like, if you saw an x-ray

1:01:51

of a duck, is it just

1:01:53

gonna have, like, just a huge

1:01:55

cot going up to its head?

1:01:57

Let's see. What the hell? That's

1:02:00

big on my penis, dude. Penis

1:02:02

x-ray. That's bigger than most penises,

1:02:04

I think. Sorry, I'm not, uh...

1:02:06

I just saw x-rays of like

1:02:08

humans and I'm seeing their penises.

1:02:10

Through the x-ray? Yeah. I didn't

1:02:12

know you could see a penis

1:02:15

on an x-ray? Mm-hmm. I like

1:02:17

it. It's like to the side

1:02:19

and you could see the balls.

1:02:21

I've never, I didn't know you

1:02:23

could see that. It's on r

1:02:25

slash interesting as fuck. This is

1:02:28

what our genitals look like on

1:02:30

an x-ray. Hold up. They x-rayed

1:02:32

my abdomen a couple years ago.

1:02:34

And like they have to put

1:02:36

a little thing over you right?

1:02:38

No. Do you think that the

1:02:40

nurses They were giggling and shit

1:02:43

in the back. Do you think

1:02:45

they were looking at my cock

1:02:47

and balls? Yeah, you're cock and

1:02:49

three balls. Yes, and they're probably

1:02:51

giggling at the third testicle because

1:02:53

it is smaller than the other

1:02:55

two and quite noticeably so. Or

1:02:58

maybe they were like a rouse.

1:03:00

They're like I'd like to take

1:03:02

him out for a for a

1:03:04

A dinner and a suck and

1:03:06

fuck. Yeah, I'm sure that's what

1:03:08

most women are thinking when they

1:03:10

lay eyes upon you. I mean,

1:03:13

that's, I can only imagine, especially

1:03:15

with those beautiful blue eyes of

1:03:17

yours. I know. Yeah. My corkscrew

1:03:19

penis and my three balls? Yeah,

1:03:21

you fingering the nose of a

1:03:23

pickle rig? Not fingering it, dude.

1:03:25

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm toying

1:03:28

with it. Which way and that?

1:03:30

I'm, I say I'm twisting. Pop

1:03:32

it! Twist it! That shit's hard

1:03:34

dude. And my sister had a

1:03:36

bob it growing up and I

1:03:38

would... I would Bop it and

1:03:40

I wouldn't get very far ever.

1:03:43

It just goes too fast. And

1:03:45

then you get frustrated because you're

1:03:47

like, how am I not fast

1:03:49

enough? And you know at this

1:03:51

age, you're only going to be

1:03:53

worse at Bopit than you were

1:03:55

when you were younger. So you're

1:03:58

going to be even probably twice

1:04:00

as bad. Oh yeah, my reflexes

1:04:02

only go down as I get

1:04:04

older. When you're a kid, you're

1:04:06

like a genius when you're a

1:04:08

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1:04:13

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1:04:15

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1:04:17

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1:04:19

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1:04:23

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1:04:25

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1:04:28

of coding yes it's got protective

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1:04:32

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1:05:53

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1:05:56

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1:05:58

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1:06:02

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1:06:04

not just straight on. Thanks. I

1:06:06

did that on purpose, you know,

1:06:08

trying to kind of... Yeah, it's

1:06:11

kind of like a tilting the,

1:06:13

like an old western cap. Yeah,

1:06:15

to some extent, I'm sure, yeah.

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I strut into a saloon and

1:06:19

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1:06:21

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