0:06

Because

0:09

I'm

0:12

stupid!

0:14

And

0:17

then

0:19

we're

0:22

off

0:24

to

0:27

the

0:29

races. 70,000

0:33

can it

0:36

go faster

0:39

than? What

0:41

was the

0:44

response? You're

0:46

like, okay,

0:49

something like

0:51

that. Should I

0:54

be doing a

0:57

fucking cartwheels down

0:59

the hall? It's just

1:01

the old crew. Not

1:04

even a Mike forget

1:06

him I noticed. Waltier? Hello?

1:08

BQs. Hello? So just the three of

1:10

us boys. And I gotta tell you, I

1:12

have not done much lately. What do you

1:15

mean? I just don't do anything.

1:17

Each week I come to the

1:19

table and I'm like, I wish

1:21

I had done something. I had

1:23

done something. Yeah. Like this weekend

1:25

I'm going to Atlantic City, so

1:27

maybe something will happen. Maybe something

1:29

will happen to my house. I can

1:31

tell you that much. Yeah, outside of the house,

1:33

I'm not sure. It's just miserable and dark.

1:36

Yeah, so... Slushy and shitting. What are you

1:38

supposed to do? I had my parents with me for a

1:40

week. Yeah, how is that? Okay. Yeah, I mean, look, you

1:42

know, it's I think of like, they're genuinely fun and

1:44

I, you know, I like, I like having a round,

1:46

but you know, by day, like, you know, five, you're

1:48

like, you know, five, you're like, you're like, you know,

1:50

like, like, like, like, you know, you know, like, like,

1:52

like, like, like, you know, like, like, like, like, like,

1:54

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:56

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:58

like, like, like, like, like, Yeah, but at the

2:01

same time, that's such a petty,

2:03

I'm just so happy, you know what

2:05

I mean? Like, they're here, they're

2:07

healthy, I love. And do you play,

2:09

like, the tour guide or like to go

2:11

like, you're like, I'm gonna organize activities for... They

2:14

lived in New York for too long, right? My

2:16

dad doesn't want to do anything. Well, he just

2:18

had like, he was up here to have like

2:20

a heart procedure. So it's not like he could.

2:22

But even if he did, it wouldn't be like,

2:25

let's go to the zoo. I thought, yeah, you're

2:27

like, you're like ramping up the, you know, we

2:29

got to do this, we got to do this.

2:31

He would, he would go to a train store

2:34

with me. We ran, we ran my train set

2:36

around around together, around together, a little father-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Really?

2:38

Yeah, because he used to, he used to write,

2:40

he used to draw subways as a, you

2:43

know, and that was his job. He worked

2:45

for the MTA. So I bought a subway

2:47

set of the trains that that he

2:49

primarily drove, worked on, and

2:51

we had a good time running that

2:54

around the track. Now, how long does

2:56

this activity last? Because my head up-

2:58

Three days. Because in my head, I'm

3:01

like, if you brought me, like, if

3:03

I visit you, you're like, hey, want

3:05

to go downstairs and see my train

3:07

set up? I'd be like, yeah, yeah.

3:10

And then, like, with- by five minutes in

3:12

I'd be like when we can go on up

3:14

there. Well it was a little different because like

3:16

he was telling me all about like what it

3:18

was like to work on them and like you

3:20

know that went to like when he first got

3:22

on the job and he was telling me stories

3:24

about like when he you know just shit that

3:27

happened to him and at work so it was

3:29

like it opened the door to a little bit

3:31

more like he knows everything about these fucking

3:33

trains. Does he know all the secret? labyrinth

3:35

underneath the city? He does. He does. He

3:37

does because I watched... Where the mole people

3:39

live? We went online, like I said, I

3:41

go, you know, they have these YouTube videos

3:44

of your old route. Like, you know, people

3:46

put the GoPro on the front of the

3:48

train. I was like, you think you'd so

3:50

recognize any of it. So we looked and

3:52

at one point we were watching and went

3:54

into a tunnel and then it started going

3:56

past these rooms. And I was like, what are

3:58

in those rooms and he... was like oh they're

4:01

mostly storage he goes sometimes you get all like

4:03

homeless camps in there and stuff like that

4:05

so yeah so I got a lot I got

4:07

a like a nice but train education

4:09

continues what was that team of mutants

4:12

that lived under the subway was at

4:14

the Morlocks More locks in

4:16

in X-Men. Yeah, the

4:18

more locks. Yeah, the more

4:21

locks. Any more locks

4:23

pop? That's to avoid any

4:25

conflict talk while he

4:27

was on a roll. The

4:30

irony is you're playing with

4:32

toy trades and you're

4:34

like, I don't want

4:36

to talk about that.

4:39

I thought I

4:41

had a son.

4:44

Let's go upstairs,

4:46

Brian. What is

4:48

it brought up

4:51

to a screeching

4:53

home? Did it

4:56

have brought it

4:58

to a screeching

5:00

home? Did you

5:03

start talking comics?

5:05

Probably. Yeah. Yeah,

5:08

in that he doesn't

5:10

give a fuck at all.

5:12

Warhawks. Sorry. Yeah. He will

5:14

not care at all. Happy

5:16

to talk about trains though.

5:18

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now how

5:20

much have you invested you

5:22

think in your train collection

5:24

so far? Not much it's

5:26

still been it's still been

5:28

like simmering under four under

5:30

four figures No because well

5:32

the other reason no is

5:35

because this set out that

5:37

were his trains have an

5:39

out of print for 20

5:41

years So I had to

5:44

I had to pony up

5:46

a little bit a little

5:48

bit So this is the

5:50

like how do you tell

5:53

the common man by can

5:55

you tell the price of

5:57

a gallon of milk? Right.

5:59

Yeah I don't think that's a lot in

6:01

the train game. It appears like some of

6:04

those locomotives go for like 800-900 bucks. Yeah,

6:06

I don't have any of that. Well, I

6:08

sent you that article about the Long Island

6:10

train collectors. I don't know if you're ready

6:13

to get it. I did not read it

6:15

yet. And it said they have, it's this

6:17

group of guys that were in Long Island

6:19

and they had like this space where they

6:22

would just get together. It was like a

6:24

train club. Yeah. and they just they just

6:26

recently acquired the blue comet from sopranos oh

6:28

yeah oh that's right yes i did i

6:31

did look at this right yeah the original

6:33

one it still has the blood splatter on

6:35

it yeah that's pretty cool yeah they acquired

6:37

the blue comet yeah but they said they

6:39

have like 1.3 million dollars worth of train

6:41

stuff that's i'm saying this shit is not

6:43

cheap like all i have is a circle

6:45

of tracks like and and and those deadwood

6:48

this is the hobby of the privilege you're

6:50

saying There's a way, like

6:52

everything in life, there's a way

6:54

for the common man to do

6:56

it, there's a way for the

6:58

money class to go about it,

7:00

yeah, yeah. And I know what

7:03

side I'd rather be on there,

7:05

right? And how much floor space

7:07

do you devote to your... Well,

7:09

your setups. It's not too bad. I

7:11

mean, you can come over if you

7:13

want and check it out. Well, you

7:16

know, you've got a five-minute window. You

7:18

just heard that. But what a five

7:20

minutes? It's, they're just on the floor

7:22

underneath my pinball machine. So they're not

7:25

even taking out. Oh, so they're just

7:27

on the floor underneath my pinball machine.

7:29

So they're not even taking out. Oh,

7:31

so they're not even taking out. Oh,

7:34

I would put it on top of

7:36

the floor underneath my pinball machine. What

7:38

does she look like? Yes, I may.

7:40

Depending on what she looks like. You

7:43

know what she's going to rail. You

7:45

gotta get, you can't go for a

7:47

pretty conductor. You gotta get somebody that's

7:49

gonna run the trains on time. Got

7:52

bigger muscles in you. Yeah, it knows

7:54

how to like put shit together. Carve

7:56

out styrofoam mountains and shit. You got

7:58

no interest in that. Yeah, give me

8:00

like, you know, there's gotta be a guy

8:02

in his like late. 60s to early

8:05

70s. How about a girl in

8:07

her early 30s who just wears

8:09

like the overalls? You know, you're

8:12

not going to get the same

8:14

effect you would at a fucking

8:16

home boy. Who knows what he's

8:19

fucking doing? Yeah, that's all right.

8:21

You'll deal with the ignorance. You'll

8:23

hang around the train store. Wait

8:26

for that fucking golden goose to

8:28

walk in. You're like, sir. Have

8:31

I got a proposition for you.

8:33

You know, you're Brian Quinn.

8:35

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like the

8:37

show, do you? How much money?

8:39

Like if I was paying a

8:41

guy like. Full time to live

8:43

in. Yeah. You can't have a bedroom

8:45

up in the corners. You can't have

8:48

to stay in the basement. Yeah, it's

8:50

a train man. Or I'll buy something

8:52

breaks down. I'll buy a caboose. and

8:54

put it like a real, retired caboose

8:57

and put it by your heart. I

8:59

would say he could live in that.

9:01

Forty hours, he's on, it's 40 hours

9:03

a week. Sure. Yeah, it's full time. I would say

9:05

you got to give him at least 50 grand. I

9:07

was going to say a grand a week probably seems

9:10

like that. To be on call on your back

9:12

and call, 24 hours. Because you know there's going

9:14

to be a one AM. Train emergency?

9:16

You're going to be like,

9:18

I want to see them

9:20

run. Light it all. Like,

9:22

like prince playing with his

9:24

fucking llamas at three in

9:27

the morning and shit. An

9:29

old set, that's not the

9:31

exact one I got, but

9:33

that's, that's a thousand dollars.

9:35

Two, two, motherfauna. Can it

9:37

go faster? Fast you can

9:40

go, Mr. Fasta, Mr. Quinn.

9:42

Does it go in reverse

9:44

now? How about if I

9:46

make it 70,000 can I

9:48

go faster than? 100 grand

9:51

is my final offer. Now

9:53

let's go! So that's it

9:56

there is that's that's 30

9:58

that's a Arthur subway set

10:00

for a thousand dollars but damn

10:02

where and where did you locate that

10:04

online I found mine on eBay or

10:06

something like that like maybe Etsy or

10:09

Macari one of yeah he was a

10:11

thoughtful guy isn't he sure like it would

10:13

never occur to me to like get some

10:15

sort of reproduction of something that

10:17

like my father built or worked

10:19

or worked on or like he

10:21

worked like when he first started

10:24

in construction he worked on East Point

10:26

The big the big building the big highest

10:28

point on the East Coast I believe it

10:30

is you know a huge? Apartment or condo

10:32

complex in the town that Walton I used

10:35

to live in and He did like the

10:37

sheet rocking or something like that, but it

10:39

would never occur to me to get him

10:41

like a replica Why don't you just walk

10:43

in the East point going to the

10:45

bathroom? Mm-hmm Take a little chunk of

10:48

the sheet rock out. You're like, bring

10:50

him back. Bring him back. And be

10:52

like, you guess what this is? And

10:54

be like, this is an actual piece

10:57

of sheet rock that you probably

10:59

hung in East Point. Oh, that job

11:01

I hated doing 50 years ago because

11:04

you were born? Yeah. That one. Yeah.

11:06

I don't think it would be a

11:08

warm father's some moment, like the trains.

11:10

Well, it was a nice. It was

11:12

a nice moment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it

11:15

seems those are fewer and farther between

11:17

when you get older, right? Like,

11:19

well, your parents live in a different

11:21

state. They live in Florida, so you

11:24

don't get to see them as much.

11:26

Yeah. When I see my parents,

11:28

Edgar can't hear shit anymore. I think

11:30

it's too many years of unprotected, like

11:33

hearing. From the saws offs and all

11:35

that stuff, yeah. Because he, like,

11:37

you really have to shout. Did you

11:39

ever ask him like, why didn't you

11:42

just wear ear protection? We're off to

11:44

the races. But you're so smart,

11:47

right? Yeah, I don't know.

11:49

I don't know if it

11:51

was a thing back then,

11:53

like, because he didn't work,

11:55

like, I guess, I don't

11:58

think OSHA came in. was

12:00

like, hey, you got to like

12:02

follow all these protocols. You knock

12:04

them out on the wall, you

12:06

just get like a blast of

12:08

asbestos. Right. Yeah, exactly. Those were

12:10

the days. Yeah. Yeah, it was nice. I'm

12:12

glad I was able to find them.

12:14

Yeah. It hurt to pay that

12:16

much. You have to look up

12:18

the Northlands. The Northlands in New

12:20

Jersey. Okay. It is the largest.

12:22

Well, maybe get him could pull up

12:25

on the on the computer, but it's

12:27

like the largest indoor train.

12:29

Set up and me and Frank went

12:31

there really misses there and they were

12:33

like why are we here? There's nothing

12:36

else to do in New Jersey Let's

12:38

go, but you have to see it.

12:40

It is it is insane how big

12:42

it is. Was it a bright try?

12:44

So what if bright tries railroading?

12:47

Yeah, yeah, I mean, well, I would think

12:49

that you would want to come too. Yeah,

12:51

so sane. Come on that one. Yeah But

12:53

it is massive. How far away is

12:55

it from here? It's about an hour

12:57

and 15 minute drive from here. North

12:59

or south? I don't even know. I

13:01

think it's... All right, either way, unknown.

13:04

I don't even remember. It's all

13:06

places, all roads I've never been

13:08

on. And when you get there,

13:10

it is a massive building. And

13:12

it's like one eccentric dude who

13:14

had so much money built this train,

13:16

started like just like you. And then

13:18

it got out of control, and then

13:21

he needed a fucking massive. storage

13:23

for it and he just built a

13:25

house like a big building. It makes

13:28

money off it. I don't know if

13:30

he's making money. When I was there

13:32

we were the only people in the

13:35

building and it's expensive to

13:37

get in but it is shockingly.

13:39

It looks amazing. It's amazing. It's

13:41

amazing. It's like a circle.

13:44

It's amazing. It's amazing. It's like

13:46

I saw like when get him

13:48

clicked on the website that they

13:50

do. Birthday parties there, so maybe I should

13:52

have a birthday party there. Is it got

13:54

the big one coming up soon? Well, we

13:56

got 49 first, but you know, isn't every

13:58

year to be settled? Yeah, but I

14:00

mean you want to do the

14:03

North but you want to do

14:05

the North lands on the big

14:07

one. Yeah, big five up. Yeah.

14:09

Look at like multi-tier. Is out

14:11

of your top it? Just blow

14:13

my brains out. Yeah, look at

14:15

that fake rivers. And all you

14:17

hear, there's nobody in the building.

14:19

I'm talking, it is a massive

14:21

building. All you hear is the

14:23

sound of the trains going around.

14:25

Sounds so nice. It's very soothing.

14:28

It's very soothing. That train going,

14:30

it'll rock it asleep. And the amount

14:32

of effort they've got to paint the

14:34

concrete to look like water and everything?

14:37

Yeah, it looks unbelievable. When Gidda first

14:39

opened the website, it said it was

14:41

a 306,000 hour build time. So I

14:43

guess they've tallied how many hours to

14:45

work on it. Yeah, this is something that has

14:48

to be seen to be believed. It's

14:50

one of those things that like it could

14:52

close tomorrow, so you better get there. You

14:54

better get there if you want to see

14:56

it. Yeah, you don't want to wait till

14:58

50. Right. No. All right. I'll go check

15:00

it out. That's nice. Thank you for telling

15:02

me about that. Yeah, I think you'd

15:04

like it. Did my, I made one

15:07

suggestion recently for the patron guest where

15:09

I could set a box car. Tell them

15:11

Steve Dave box car. Do you remember that?

15:13

Yes, I did. I looked into it.

15:15

You did you? I looked into it.

15:17

Oh, because your response was not enthusiastic.

15:19

So what was the response? You're like,

15:21

okay, something like that. Should I be

15:23

doing a fucking cartwheels down the hall?

15:25

You, hey, we're on, move out of

15:27

way. I gotta do a fucking cartwheel

15:29

because Q, you said a suggested piece.

15:31

You know, good idea, like a little

15:33

Atta Boy. I said okay. I look

15:36

into it. I look into it. I

15:38

look into it. You're not going to

15:40

get that shit. So you looked into

15:42

it, no go. We did the monopoly

15:44

off your, off your, Jesus Christ,

15:46

I can't fucking take his, take

15:49

a seat and fucking, basket monopoly.

15:51

I got a fucking, working on

15:53

trains. He wants a fucking engine.

15:55

Is his face on it? I

15:57

got a fucking. Run around. I'm

16:00

trying to help man, chicken with my

16:02

head cut off. Just call you a

16:04

guy at China, get it done. I

16:06

looked up on Ali Baba, which is

16:08

where I look for all the stuff

16:10

and for custom trains. And

16:13

they're little motherfucker, though. No,

16:15

it's gotta be ogage. Yeah,

16:17

see, I don't know the terminology, so

16:19

I'm dealing with... a person who doesn't

16:21

have a great grasp of the English

16:23

language. So I'm like, well, I want

16:26

to put this image on it, which

16:28

was the three heads. Yeah, yeah. And

16:30

nothing that they had. would fit it

16:32

where I felt it looked good. I

16:35

see, okay. And she's like, you need

16:37

to make your own mold. And once

16:39

I was doing that, I was like,

16:41

fuck that. Yeah. I'll see what I

16:44

can do. Maybe I got a guy.

16:46

Wow, you can make a mold. That

16:48

goes. You have multi levels. Because also

16:50

what I thought was thinking too

16:53

is like, I don't even need China

16:55

because I could buy a blank train

16:57

and just put a sticker on

16:59

it. A clear sticker. Yeah. But,

17:02

you know, it doesn't look as

17:04

good though. Right, right, right, all right,

17:06

all right, just ask him, just

17:08

ask him. We looked into it

17:10

though. Thank you. He wants to

17:12

know why he doesn't have his

17:14

box of card yet. He's bitching

17:17

him on until his dad. Yeah,

17:19

fuck his dad was there and

17:21

everything. Wish I could have shown

17:23

you my TSD. Could you play

17:26

monopoly pop, I guess. Here's my picture

17:28

on a fucking thousand dollar bill,

17:30

but I really want to show

17:33

you my picture on a caboose.

17:35

It's a fucking idiot, New Jersey.

17:37

It's them dad. Can't get shit

17:40

done. These guys, Chinese, they're all

17:42

a bunch of fuck-ups. I'll show

17:44

you the text. He said

17:46

okay, daddy. I'll show you

17:49

the text. He said okay.

17:51

He said okay, daddy. I'll

17:53

show you the text. He

17:55

said okay. That's a promise,

17:57

right? You see that's a

17:59

promise? Who's listening who's into trains too

18:01

can point us in the right direction

18:03

to because this is really outside my

18:05

yeah My knowledge of merchandising yeah, I've

18:07

never been in a train. So I

18:09

don't even know who to contact or

18:11

the Nali Baba and you would have

18:13

gotten a little train if you didn't

18:15

know about oh gauge I don't even

18:17

know what oh gauge meant, but I

18:19

was even thinking like if we got

18:21

a bigger train in my beefier one

18:23

But then it wouldn't go on a

18:25

track right just because for looks and

18:28

aesthetics it would look better on a

18:30

shelf But you wanted to actually go

18:32

on your track. Well the bigger ones

18:34

would look better on a shelf anyway

18:36

because they're you know visually more

18:38

I met the size of one like

18:40

a shoebox No, that's too big. Why

18:43

is that too big? Because I look

18:45

like the fucking dope on a fucking

18:47

show because I can't make you go

18:49

around on the my on my pinball

18:51

machine I thought you wanted one member

18:53

of the toy, Richard Pryor, those big

18:55

giant trains used to ride on, you

18:57

know, like Richard. I wouldn't mind that

18:59

my yard going around on that. Shit.

19:02

Well, Brian's, I know what he's doing

19:04

right now. He's fucking, he's owned out,

19:06

he's getting an ad. No, the answer

19:08

already, yeah. We're only 60 minutes in,

19:11

so I'm not gonna... Oh, you have

19:13

a time? Spam, or you're like, I

19:15

can't do an ad before a certain

19:17

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23:30

going on? Yes, so I had I

23:32

want to get your advice on

23:35

something Involving telmpsy Dave

23:37

town residents. Yeah, I

23:39

had lunch with Chuck

23:41

yesterday. Chuck. Yeah, my boy

23:44

And you know we're talking about the

23:46

Q West thing the comedy festival

23:49

and throwing together in April in

23:51

Q West and I had mentioned

23:53

again how much I would love if

23:55

Jimmy the hair guy was there and

23:57

I got a lot of information on

23:59

that. There's a juggleau event

24:02

that weekend. There's an insane

24:04

clown posse event that weekend.

24:06

And then, and then Chuck

24:09

expressed the opinion and I

24:11

couldn't tell if it was

24:13

coming directly from Chuck or if

24:15

there was an element of

24:17

Jimmy the hair guy's opinion in

24:19

this, but I think when my

24:21

eyes lit up, Chuck like started

24:23

to like cover a little bit.

24:25

Right. But Chuck, at least we know

24:27

Chuck feels that maybe. Jimmy

24:30

the hair guy should be treated as like

24:32

I'm not wanting to come down and just

24:34

hang out and have fun because you know

24:37

you're a fun new part of the show and

24:39

Jimmy the hair guy should be talent and

24:41

treat to work and Not put to work.

24:43

He should be treated as talent really. Yeah.

24:45

He should be he should be brought down

24:48

You know as flight hotel should be paid

24:50

shouldn't just be like let me give him

24:52

free ticks right to the event it should

24:54

be pay from pay for him to come

24:56

down put him up in the hotel

24:59

and uh... you know treat him with

25:01

the respect that a man of jimmy the

25:03

hair guy commands yeah yeah is what

25:05

i was told and i was like

25:07

oh yeah and i was picking away at

25:09

it did seem like maybe that

25:11

was jimmy's opinion really yes i'm

25:13

not quite sure exactly what i

25:16

thought he would have been jazz

25:18

to just he does strike me

25:20

as a kind of guy that's happy

25:22

for anything like you know anything

25:24

thrown his way he's like he

25:27

psyked about it Yeah, but did

25:29

I misread the situation? Is he bigger

25:31

than... He's pretty big. Yeah. I mean,

25:33

he's the bell of the ball at all the

25:36

juggleau events. Yeah, he is. Right.

25:38

If this was a juggleau event. How is

25:40

he the bell of the ball? How do

25:42

you guys know that? He gets to hang

25:45

out with those clowns, like at their

25:47

personal... Yeah. Their homes and everything.

25:49

Like he... I think his girlfriend has

25:51

massaged one of the insane clown posse.

25:53

one of the wives and that's how

25:55

they got to take a shower in

25:57

the house. I'm pals with Shaggy too though.

26:00

I mean, don't I count for

26:02

anything? He's one of the two

26:04

insane moms. Who's that? So what?

26:06

We're talking ICP here. So you've

26:08

been at his home though? No?

26:11

I have not been at his

26:13

own. Well, that's a big difference

26:15

then. You're absolutely right. Wow. So

26:17

did I misread it? So what's

26:20

the... So you didn't offer those

26:22

things? Like, is Brian not

26:24

getting it? Brian's getting

26:26

it. Brian's performing. Oh, but

26:28

if Jimmy comes down, he's not on

26:31

stage. No. Literally, I just wanted him

26:33

to come down to be part of it,

26:35

because it's Jimmy the Hare Guy. Part

26:37

of it, and what would be his...

26:39

Just have fun? involvement, then, just watch.

26:41

Just have fun, man. Tell me like

26:43

a Tennessee town representative. Yeah, it doesn't

26:45

have to do anything. Like, yeah, I

26:48

mean, just be there. Yeah, but I

26:50

mean, it's an expensive endeavor to get

26:52

down there for, you know, you know,

26:54

a couple. I don't disagree. Yeah, so you couldn't

26:56

give him a set, like to get up on

26:58

stage and just give him like a couple bucks

27:00

for like doing some stand-ups. I mean,

27:02

I guess I could put him on

27:04

like, we've had like stand-up comedians like

27:07

agents come at us for money and

27:09

we've been like, look, we're not really

27:11

paying, like it's not really that sort

27:13

of thing, it's like, it's come hanging

27:15

out, you know, pay for flight and

27:18

hotel and stuff like that, and stuff,

27:20

and stuff, sharing a-sharing a-sharing a-sharing a-sharing

27:22

a-sharing a-sharing a-sharing a-sharing a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a So, Jimmy

27:24

the hair guy? Yeah. Wait, so you think

27:26

you're going to come? Yeah, I'm seriously

27:29

considering it, yeah. Because I don't

27:31

need a real ID or anything right now,

27:33

so. Oh, I'd get your room for sure. Yeah,

27:35

and I said Jimmy and then James and

27:37

I could share a room. Okay, look at

27:39

that. Now, what about Jimmy's girl? How's

27:41

he going to feel about that one?

27:43

You shared a room with Get him.

27:45

Is that any place for a woman? Is

27:48

the any place for a woman? Yeah. Well,

27:50

look on Mike. I'm not sure. Okay. Well,

27:52

what's a big deal, though? But they can't.

27:54

You know, I know they're, I

27:56

know they're new, they're newlyweds, but

27:58

they can't fucking. calm down for

28:01

one fucking weekend and get him

28:03

to the room. I don't know

28:05

man like it's key west it's

28:08

gonna be nice and warm and

28:10

tropical and romantic and then you're

28:12

probable to read something. But they

28:15

are! Those jugglews they don't really

28:17

care about like privacy. Oh that's true you

28:19

could be a sex table for them. So

28:22

does, but do you think well, do you

28:24

think that Jimmy the hair guy into like

28:26

like I just said to get him if

28:28

you want to come but I'll I'll get

28:31

you flight and hotel Okay, that's get him.

28:33

I've known the guy how many years? All

28:35

right. So let's say this on Monday. We're

28:37

recording some patron content. Okay. Jimmy's involved

28:40

in it. Yeah. I pay him yeah Yeah, no no, but he's

28:42

not doing anything. He's just I invited him

28:44

just to come down to have fun to

28:46

have fun Okay, but maybe he is maybe

28:48

he thought he's performing and he's like working

28:51

on all his jokes and shit He did

28:53

perform on the cruise. He did a he

28:55

won a rap battle against me, which is

28:57

not a small thing He thought this was

28:59

the same kind of situation that he would

29:02

be right Yeah, I'm not on stage and

29:04

everything I'm not arguing a point. I'm asking

29:06

your opinion like if that's true then then

29:08

I've not I I misread the situation then

29:11

have so you you feel that Jimmy the

29:13

hair guy is now of a caliber that he

29:15

don't show up for free for free Um,

29:17

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I

29:19

feel he's, he's, he's,

29:21

he's definitely injected

29:24

some fresh young

29:26

blood. Couldn't agree

29:29

more into the,

29:31

uh, CSD brand.

29:34

Two minutes run through

29:36

dialysis. I'm not saying

29:39

he, like, he's, like,

29:41

you know, he gets.

29:44

You know it's

29:46

BQs Key West

29:49

and then and

29:52

then with Jimmy

29:55

the hair guy

29:58

undercard Maybe, you

30:00

know, here's share the room with

30:02

get them and here's a couple

30:04

bucks. But if you don't really

30:06

have- But if you don't really

30:09

have- But nobody's getting bucks. Okay,

30:11

well then, okay, but he doesn't

30:13

know that though. Right. So, and if

30:15

I'm paying him, yeah. When he ever,

30:17

he appears, he gets something. Yeah, all

30:19

right. So I don't, maybe he did.

30:21

Some of the cats in my yard,

30:23

some of the cats in my yard,

30:25

when they appear they get something too.

30:27

Yeah, but I don't, I don't, but

30:29

he's getting tattoos on camera for us?

30:32

No, no, I'm not, I don't want

30:34

to sound like I'm. That

30:37

I disagree that

30:39

that he's he's

30:41

okay that cat

30:44

comment did make

30:46

it Um, you

30:48

know what, that's

30:51

the... I was

30:53

looking for advice,

30:55

you know what

30:57

I mean? That's

31:00

the one, the

31:02

lines get blurred

31:04

between, like when a

31:07

listener makes that jump from the,

31:09

over the, the moat that surrounds

31:11

TSD town from the rest of

31:13

the world. What's a listener

31:15

gets over there that starts

31:17

becoming a regular person that

31:20

appears on podcast and then... And

31:22

then all of a sudden, you

31:24

know, I'm like, I don't want

31:27

to take advantage of them, and

31:29

you know, and I give them

31:31

because it's on patron, we're making

31:34

money, they should have some money

31:36

too for appearing. Right. I can

31:39

see why he would be like, well,

31:41

isn't this just another TSD

31:43

appearance? Yeah. Yeah. Don't even

31:45

know who he is. Right and

31:47

the tickets I think there's like I think

31:49

there's like eight tickets left So it's not

31:51

like we're relying on Jimmy the hair got

31:53

to move tickets There you go, but those

31:55

eight if he can move those last eight

31:57

tickets. So that would be exciting I won

31:59

All right, so you think that Chuck's

32:02

probably on the ball then then

32:04

like a guy then he's Jimmy the

32:06

hair guy is out of get him

32:08

Well Chuck's the one who suggested that

32:10

Jimmy the hair guy was a get

32:12

treated Yeah as a talented's And

32:14

what does that come with like what

32:16

is like some of the other people

32:19

who are appearing on on stage? What

32:21

are they're getting nothing but a room

32:23

and flight? Yeah, which is no cheap

32:25

Investment, right? I mean, that's

32:28

got to cost a lot of money.

32:30

Yeah, you got to be careful with

32:32

an event like this. You could go

32:34

into the red real fast if

32:36

you're keeping on giving away rooms

32:39

and lights and shit like that.

32:41

Well, like you said, I mean,

32:43

that takes care of, get him,

32:45

if you're going to give a

32:47

room to get him, just he

32:49

has to share it. I mean,

32:51

that's just like, you're not there

32:53

yet. You know, you know, a newbie. But

32:55

I don't know if it's enough for him.

32:57

I mean I would I have I have been in

33:00

the room with the guy yeah and He I

33:02

would be shocked though, but you could be

33:04

right though. I don't know anything behind

33:06

closed doors everybody's oh

33:08

everybody's? Everybody's estimation of

33:10

their selves may be different than

33:13

what they put out there when they're

33:15

in you know when they're dealing with me

33:17

and everything but he seems like a guy

33:19

that would be like a guy that would

33:21

be like a guy that would be like

33:23

a guy that would be like a

33:25

Mr. Quinn, you want me to make

33:27

your room for you? You want me to,

33:30

you want me to drive you anywhere around

33:32

Keat West? I'm not getting that feeling. I

33:34

thought that when I got him, when I

33:36

brought him on the cruise, that I had

33:39

bought me some good will. I didn't know.

33:41

I'd be like, we're gonna. You know, one

33:43

hand washing the other hand and stuff like

33:45

that. Well, he won the rap battle. He's

33:48

like, we're even. You're right. You know what?

33:50

You're absolutely right. You're right. You're absolutely right.

33:52

So I guess I just got to start

33:54

thinking about Jimmy the hair guy in

33:56

terms of more transactional. What

34:00

do you again? What do you want him

34:02

to do when he's down in Key

34:04

West just be in the room and

34:06

and clad handing? I was looking I

34:08

wasn't even looking at that I literally

34:11

was like I know Jimmy would like

34:13

this become an important part of the

34:15

show. Why not reward the guys? You

34:17

know what I mean? Like reward him

34:19

with just come on down and hang

34:21

out like you don't have to pay

34:24

for the ticket to come in? He's

34:26

gonna get VIP access to

34:28

everything. Okay. Okay. I'm sure Chuck

34:30

is going to love that. You revealed

34:32

all this on bike. Well Chuck I

34:34

think was standing up for his friend.

34:37

I think it makes, puts Chuck

34:39

in a good light. Like he wasn't

34:41

like, can you believe this fucking Jimmy

34:43

the arrow guy? I'm surprised you would

34:46

tell to you though. The one guy.

34:48

The guy is running it. You've got

34:50

to go to the top on this.

34:52

And so your reaction when he said

34:55

that was... Oh, I can't wait to

34:57

tell the guys. What's his bright thing,

34:59

though? I think that if... Okay, he's

35:01

sharing a room. It doesn't cost

35:04

you really anything to let him

35:06

in. No. And... Well, every person

35:08

that's on my guessless is another

35:10

ticket. I could have sold. Right,

35:13

yeah, it's true, too. So there

35:15

is a sunken cost. That's true,

35:17

too. I think that if he's

35:19

put to use, I mean I'm

35:21

doing, we're doing two space monkey

35:24

shows. Yeah. There's no reason we

35:26

couldn't put him to use there.

35:28

Yeah. Earn his keep. Yeah, but that.

35:30

Playing nights is this. It's

35:33

Friday and Saturday night. Yeah. I

35:35

guess, but I guess like, I

35:37

didn't really think about it. It's

35:39

the first, interestingly enough, really

35:42

like the first person who

35:44

I consider part of my inner

35:46

circle. or friends or people I I know

35:49

he's the first person to to there be

35:51

a transactional nature brought up to it everybody

35:53

like Gata was just like I'm fucking coming

35:55

and I was like let me get your

35:57

plane ticket he's like you're not getting my

36:00

plane ticket. Murray is like, well, I'll be

36:02

there. So, you know what I mean? So

36:04

it's like, you know, it was the first

36:06

person who I consider a friend that was

36:09

kind of like, well, what's in it

36:11

for me? This isn't good enough for

36:13

me. I think it all boils down

36:15

to finances and... I totally understand the

36:18

perspective of being like look bitch. I

36:20

don't work for free and I wasn't

36:22

aware of that. Oh, so he's using

36:25

that as leverage on BQ? He's got

36:27

other plans that we're going to get

36:29

in. That's a power move. I'm not

36:32

looking to I'm not looking to cast

36:34

him in a bad light of his

36:36

good opinions. Like I totally understand the

36:38

perspective of being like look bitch. I

36:40

don't work for free and I don't

36:43

come to your lame-ass little event

36:45

for free. I'm just surprised to

36:47

have it come from shooting the

36:49

hair guy towards me. Through his

36:51

representative, Chuck. Yeah, I think Walt's right.

36:53

I think it's like he would be

36:56

there, but the finances, because they are

36:58

saving for the wedding and everything. Sure.

37:00

Which I totally understand. I think that's

37:02

the main reason that he wouldn't come

37:04

down by himself. But I mean, if

37:06

Chuck's suggesting that he gets paid to

37:09

nobody else does, that's... I guess

37:11

that's just something Chuck didn't know.

37:13

Yeah. Everybody's doing just because they

37:15

want to do it. Everybody's doing it

37:17

just to go down there and have

37:20

a partner. Yeah, yeah, the finances of

37:22

this thing are You know, you know, it's

37:24

probably end up costing me money in the

37:26

end to do this, but I just want

37:28

to do something really so you might be

37:30

in the red on this. Oh, well, I

37:32

have no doubt on I personally be

37:35

on the red on this. Yeah, for sure. Maybe

37:37

how how how can we fix it so

37:39

you're not in the red? I don't know. Sorry,

37:41

get him off or rescind it. I don't

37:43

know. Look, maybe it won't be in the

37:45

run, maybe it'll break even, you know what

37:48

I mean? Like, this isn't a profit-driven game

37:50

that we're into. Okay. And the reason I,

37:52

you know, I'm certainly, I'm at that stage

37:54

where it's like I just want to do

37:56

things that are just fun and with my

37:59

friends, which is... where it was kind

38:01

of came from, which is kind of

38:03

why my heart had opened up to Jimmy

38:05

the Hare Guy on the cruise. I was

38:07

like, I get it. Remember I walked off

38:09

that cruise being like, I get it. I

38:12

get the Jimmy the Hare Guy thing. I

38:14

totally get it. You didn't get it

38:16

until then? I didn't get it until

38:18

then. And now I'm like, well, I

38:21

couldn't imagine throwing a party without

38:23

having Jimmy the Hare Guy there. And

38:25

now you might have to. Now I

38:27

have to, because I have to. Well,

38:30

it's it's it's that's

38:32

the Ugly side of the

38:34

business like people just want

38:37

to you know, they think

38:39

it's all yuks and Kumbaya.

38:42

Mm-hmm. It's a business here

38:44

at the end of the

38:46

day it is a business and

38:49

You have your financial

38:51

picture that you have

38:53

to that you see and

38:56

other people see that their

38:58

own financial I thought I was

39:00

making a mint up until a couple

39:03

minutes ago. We'll talk about that off-camera,

39:05

buddy. We'll go with a narrative right

39:07

now. Would you? I'm sure he... I'm

39:09

sure he's coming. Troy did that for

39:12

like... Yeah, Troy's going to be there.

39:14

I guarantee you. Troy was even like,

39:16

I'll buy a ticket. I don't want

39:19

a free ticket. Hmm. He might

39:21

have, he might not, when he

39:23

hears this, he might not even

39:25

make it to the end of

39:27

the episode before he goes in

39:29

the bathroom, blows his brains out

39:31

because he's probably so stressed out

39:33

hearing this. Jimmy? Yeah. Yeah. I

39:35

don't think that instead of planning

39:37

a wedding or be planning a

39:39

funeral because I think he's probably

39:41

like so fucking like sweaty and

39:43

his stomach is probably like about

39:45

to throw up because BQ is

39:47

taking a task. Take it behind

39:49

the woodshed basically. That's not

39:51

what I'm looking to

39:54

do here. I'm not

39:57

looking to do that.

39:59

Why do you do

40:01

it? He'd pay for his

40:03

own flight. He wanted a

40:06

200 bucks. Beek, you said

40:08

no. Maybe you're going to

40:10

ask him what he wants,

40:12

maybe would you be willing

40:15

to... Now negotiating? I'm getting

40:17

out of all this. It's

40:19

a major conflict of interest

40:22

and I get nothing from

40:24

it. You're my friend! You're

40:26

a good mediator. You brought

40:28

to me hair guy screaming

40:30

into this world? We all did.

40:33

He came on Mike, the first

40:35

time he's on Mike, is because

40:37

he buys the hair. We all agreed to

40:40

bring him on and talk to the

40:42

maniac that would pay that kind of

40:44

money. Yeah, you're right. All of a

40:46

sudden it's my fault. All right, okay.

40:48

I am not, I want to be

40:51

very clear to everybody that I'm not

40:53

looking to put, like I'm trying to

40:55

work this out because I could be,

40:57

you know, wrong. That's why I wanted

40:59

to hear your guys' opinions on

41:02

it. I don't think you're wrong. I

41:04

just think you're looking at it

41:06

from... You're the point of

41:08

you that It's tough to take off

41:10

the time and not get paid

41:12

for me unless he has time

41:14

to you know that I don't

41:16

know and like I don't think

41:18

he told me they couldn't fire

41:20

him anymore I just don't or

41:22

some protected I just don't know

41:24

why Chuck tells you though like

41:26

to me. I don't know why

41:29

Chuck tells you because that's like

41:31

well I I brought up We were

41:33

talking about the QS thing and

41:35

I brought up. Is Chuck going?

41:37

Chuck's going? He bought a ticket?

41:40

No, Chuck didn't buy a

41:42

ticket. Chuck's working for me

41:44

there. Is he getting paid? He's

41:47

getting paid. But he's doing

41:49

editing, shooting, editing, editing.

41:51

It's a little different.

41:53

And he'll be on the job

41:56

a lot of the time. He'll be

41:58

working the whole time. Yeah. Okay

42:00

camera be or assistant audio or

42:02

something. Yeah, I could I could

42:04

I could I just yeah all

42:07

right my my instinct was like

42:09

Jimmy the hair guy just come

42:11

down and hang out I didn't

42:13

think about the financials around it

42:16

although you're right he is going

42:18

to the fucking To the juggle

42:20

a juggle of it. Yeah, so

42:22

it's not every time I fucking

42:25

open Instagram. They're in a different

42:27

Broadway play I guess they got

42:29

to save money and I'm I'm

42:31

where they the years you didn't

42:33

make the cut. All right Well,

42:36

I mean so do you think

42:38

that I should Should I should

42:40

I correct course and pay Jimmy

42:42

the hair guy this show up?

42:45

What would you be? comfortable? Paying

42:47

him knowing that the rest of

42:49

your cast and Performers aren't getting

42:51

anything. What are you? God. Oh,

42:54

Murray Rachel? Rachel Star. Yeah, like

42:56

what are you comfortable saying? Let's

42:58

think about that. Is like, is

43:00

there, is five G's off the

43:03

table? Is that two? Sounds like

43:05

that would be off the table.

43:07

That's a lot. It sounds, I

43:09

gotta be off. All right, I

43:12

mean, it is a major event

43:14

though. It's a... It is, I'm

43:16

trying to get Fatone down there,

43:18

you know, I gotta pay money

43:20

for his flight and stuff, but

43:23

maybe I cut Joey Fatone and

43:25

five hundred then? On top of

43:27

the flight and hotel? This is

43:29

coming to me in real time.

43:32

They want to do it though.

43:34

It sounds like they think it'll

43:36

be like a fun experience. So

43:38

do you think that if it's

43:41

Jimmy, we get the hotel, we

43:43

get them, right? Again, coming out

43:45

of my pocket. That's fine. And

43:47

then airfare for Jimmy. Why don't

43:50

you just make him drive down?

43:52

It's like, it's to the end

43:54

of Key West. It's like 26

43:56

hours. Yeah. The flight's like $250.

43:59

Okay, all right, all right. And

44:01

now it sounds amenable though, right?

44:03

That's so bad, right? 250. Yes,

44:05

all right, so get them so

44:07

Then you have five hundred dollars

44:10

on top of that maybe to

44:12

work a camera to help chuck

44:14

out in certain areas and then

44:16

also you know We may also

44:19

ask you to come up on

44:21

stage during a space monkey. It

44:23

may not but yeah, it's your

44:25

this floating employee for the weekend,

44:28

right? Okay, get me get me

44:30

my booze Oh wow so so

44:32

we'll be flight hotel which is

44:34

where it ends for everybody else

44:37

but then also 500 bucks to

44:39

maybe run a camera for Chuck

44:41

and fill up my drink if

44:43

needed and come on stage and

44:46

come on stage and I'll definitely

44:48

put him on stage if he's

44:50

getting paid. I mean

44:52

you think he would take,

44:54

do you think he would

44:57

take, you think he would

44:59

take 300? I think he

45:01

would take it. Yeah. But

45:03

do you want to be...

45:06

Do you want to then have like

45:08

that out there though like him like

45:11

a resentful and bitter you know when

45:13

he always looks back on that like

45:15

you know should have been the happiest

45:17

weekend of my life that free trip

45:20

to Q. I sucked I only made

45:22

$300. Daddy war bucks fucking Q. You

45:24

know, fucking pinching every fucking dime at

45:27

my expense. You know, comes out of

45:29

Jimmy the hair guy's bottom line. And

45:31

he doesn't realize how you pay those

45:33

drinks drinks that I fucking got. I'm

45:36

here for university for my drinks, you're

45:38

so drunk. I'll catch you later, Jimmy.

45:40

He was so motto. I gotta go,

45:43

I gotta go. Wow. I don't know,

45:45

you're in a tricky, tricky spot. Like

45:47

I said, you know the weekend won't

45:49

suffer if he's not there. No, it

45:52

won't. It'll be missing a little, maybe

45:54

just throw up a goodness. No, no,

45:56

no, no, that's just reality though. That's

45:59

true. You know, that's just reality. He's

46:01

still, he's still, not at that stature

46:03

where, like, he's gonna put asses and

46:06

seats. Yes, exactly. I think that's, that's

46:08

not a slight, that's just, that's just

46:10

the way it is. He's coming a

46:12

little bit too late in the game,

46:15

because like, Hughes already arranged, some big

46:17

names, and on top of it. all

46:19

the tickets are sold pretty much so

46:22

it's not like you said like if

46:24

he were coming in and could like

46:26

you know holy shit you mean the

46:28

hair guy's gonna be there I'm there

46:31

yeah that might make it a little

46:33

bit more worth it but now yeah

46:35

it just seems like an extraneous expense

46:38

yeah I honestly I thought he I

46:40

thought he was gonna be fucking jazz

46:42

like the cruise I was like dude

46:45

I got you on the cruise don't

46:47

worry about it just just book your

46:49

flight come on down I thought he

46:51

would be equally as excited to hear

46:54

that So you think there must have

46:56

been a private conversation between he and

46:58

Chuck? We're like, I don't know dude.

47:01

I don't think Chuck formed that opinion

47:03

on his own. No. That's what I'm

47:05

saying. Chuck didn't come to you and

47:07

say like, hey cute, don't be cheap.

47:10

No, I think I think Jimmy the

47:12

hair guy said some of the Chuck

47:14

and Chuck tried to approach it on

47:17

like to be a good friend to

47:19

Jimmy and I saw through it. Try

47:21

to be diplomatic. Yeah. the

47:25

trains you brought for your dad. Yeah,

47:27

are they returnable? You already got the

47:29

experience? Return the trains? Use that $1,000.

47:31

Put it in Ginny's pocket, everyone's happy.

47:33

Yeah, that might not be a bad

47:35

idea. So it's selling right to ZX

47:38

trains now. Well, you already got, you

47:40

know you're not going to run those

47:42

trains again. I mean, next time dad

47:44

comes down, he's like, yeah, you want

47:46

to do the train that you used

47:49

to drive? I'm like, eh. It's over.

47:51

Well, the memories, the memories will last

47:53

forever. Yeah, if you were to come,

47:55

I think he needs a task. I

47:57

think Walt's right about that. I mean,

47:59

Ming's doing, you know, we got Ming

48:02

Chen. We got Ming Chen. And again,

48:04

Ming is like, Flight Hotel, good for

48:06

me. Like, happy to be there, happy

48:08

to come down, happy to be a

48:10

part of it. The point is, like,

48:13

everybody's only going to have to work

48:15

for about like... fucking 40 minutes and

48:17

then and then every and then the

48:19

rest of the time the only persons

48:21

that are working the whole time of

48:23

me and jiggy everybody else gets like

48:26

these 40 minutes and then it's it

48:28

they can just hang out we have

48:30

a private artist resident like a house

48:32

there's beautiful mansion down there that we

48:34

have that like everybody's gonna be able

48:37

to hang out at the pool like

48:39

you know do whatever how much is

48:41

this mansion costing Well, we got it

48:43

we got it on like a sponsorship

48:45

deal thing. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not

48:47

quite right and you're still not making

48:50

money. You're still in the red theater.

48:52

You got some good fucking guys working

48:54

on your books, man. You can write

48:56

everything off as a loss. You know,

48:58

far as come saying, nobody has made

49:01

a time in Hollywood. Pay not one

49:03

person to come. BQ's out of pocket

49:05

somehow. It's expensive. Yeah. Oh, so the

49:07

mansion though, no one's staying in the

49:09

mansion, no one's sleeping in the mansion.

49:11

No, no, the mansion is, has some

49:14

talent staying in there as well. But

49:16

not all the talent can't stay there.

49:18

No, we want everybody to be comfortable.

49:20

Okay, so so so there's mansion grade

49:22

guests there are I think you could

49:25

name that you can probably draw that

49:27

list Right now if you'd like Get

49:29

him's not staying at the mansion is

49:31

not a mansion Right in Pray Johnson's

49:33

at the mansion Does he get the

49:35

address in case he wants to stop

49:38

by? Yeah, he's gonna be gets all

49:40

access. So what if he gets drunk

49:42

or falls asleep by the couch? You're

49:44

gonna totally fun and he sleeps at

49:46

the mansion then That's okay I mean

49:49

I'm not telling you put in the

49:51

mansion, so it's fine. No, I didn't

49:53

want to take one of the mansion

49:55

rooms, so I got like a hotel

49:57

room. Good guy. Yeah. Not even a

49:59

sweet wall, just a regular hotel room.

50:02

That's, I'm trying to keep costs down

50:04

here. You know what I'm saying? Salt

50:06

of the earth. Yeah. Spending all my

50:08

money on drinks. I like when you

50:10

try to impress Walt with your Down

50:13

to Earthness and he's like, whatever. Not

50:15

even a sweetwalt. Now, get him, what

50:17

do you need to come down? Is

50:19

it just Flight Hotel, you're okay with

50:21

that? Yeah, I'm good. I'll drive your

50:23

golf car. Drive around everything. So that's

50:26

what I thought, that's what I thought

50:28

that was going to get from Jimmy

50:30

the Hair Guy. Just like, yeah, I'd

50:32

love to be there. I can't wait

50:34

to be there. Like, like he gave

50:37

me on the news. And it's a

50:39

vacation for Walt. How many days is

50:41

he gone? Well, he got there Friday

50:43

and leave Sunday. Oh, so it's only

50:45

three days. I mean, he's been, okay.

50:47

I mean, I'm never here on this

50:50

Saturday and Sunday anyway. So it's no

50:52

vacation. You can't keep him for a

50:54

week. We can get him down there

50:56

in like the week. You can't take

50:58

him back to Staten Island for the

51:01

rest of the duration of the week.

51:03

You can't furlough him for a week.

51:05

You could tell him to stay in

51:07

his basement for a week. What is

51:09

that me? I've heard that word furlough.

51:11

I've don't know. I don't know. I

51:14

think he's been doing that for the

51:16

last year. He hasn't done any job.

51:18

I think a look out there. I

51:20

mean, that's permanent for a long. How's

51:22

the costume room looking? Well, that picture

51:25

that Chuck gave us is still in

51:27

the same spot it was last week.

51:29

Did it get hung up? Didn't get

51:31

hung up yet. What about the costume

51:33

room? How's it looking good? Oh, I

51:35

got put him on mic. We took

51:38

a little bit of a hit yesterday,

51:40

trying to find some stuff. So. What

51:42

do you mean? I had to find

51:44

some stuff that was from when we

51:46

first moved in, so it was way

51:49

back in the... costume room and I

51:51

had to pull it out so yeah

51:53

oh so you mean you messed it

51:55

up looking for it yeah yeah but

51:57

see once the room is in order

51:59

you'll never have to rip things apart

52:02

to get at things again get some

52:04

shelving in there that's not necessarily true

52:06

yeah yeah because there's stuff behind the

52:08

costumes and that's where this was I

52:10

say yeah so not so he's furloughed

52:12

so yeah that I don't know. That's...

52:15

I don't want to even get into

52:17

it with him because it's a losing

52:19

battle, but uh... I don't know what

52:21

to tell you. I think... I'm sure

52:23

after this though, Jimmy is going to

52:26

be there and he's not going to

52:28

accept any money. I think he should

52:30

say true to himself. I think he

52:32

should... It's hard though to say that

52:34

though. Hold your feet to the fire.

52:36

When you're getting... When there's a whole

52:39

episode devoted to your greed. I'm trying

52:41

not to present it that way. I'm

52:43

trying not to present. I know you

52:45

tried, but I think you failed miserably.

52:47

It's unappreciative Jimmy to hair guy for

52:50

not to just whatever crumbs beke you

52:52

throughout. He didn't eat him fast enough.

52:54

Sorry Jimmy, I don't think the cruise

52:56

was a crumb. That's not that's definitely

52:58

not a crumb now. Yeah, all right.

53:00

All right, you know what I'll just

53:03

I'm just gonna take Jimmy the hair

53:05

guy off the Off the docket, he's

53:07

not. Yeah, well I'll just take him

53:09

off. I don't want any, any, any,

53:11

any weirdness. Yeah, yeah. And when you

53:14

guys see each other again, it won't

53:16

be weird, right? You won't like it

53:18

weird or will it always be weird

53:20

now? No, I think it'll be okay.

53:22

I don't think, because he is, you

53:24

know, he's a great guy, he's offering

53:27

to go get me trains at a

53:29

train shop near him and stuff like

53:31

that. Oh, nice, nice, nice dude. Which

53:33

is why I wanted I wanted him,

53:35

nice dude. He's out he's out of

53:38

your price range. You know what I

53:40

should do is I should get Shaggy

53:42

too dope to come down now. That

53:44

was the taggy. Be like, why don't

53:46

you come down? Wow. Okay. Yeah, I

53:48

wonder what the struggle of events is.

53:51

There's so many throughout the year, man.

53:53

Every time you turn around, there's a

53:55

different juggle of them. It's a fun

53:57

community, man. Yeah. Yeah. You have to

53:59

remember, though, Jimmy was a juggleau before

54:02

he was into TSD. Yeah, true. You

54:04

can't use that against him if he,

54:06

like, chooses the juggleau experience over the

54:08

TSD experience. Right. Well, you can also

54:10

if you get paid for it, too.

54:12

Mm-hmm. That's true. Those are the two

54:15

instances of paying them? No. He gets

54:17

paid infringe benefits, like you say, like

54:19

he gets to use a shower in

54:21

the house and he gets to hang

54:23

out with the big wigs and shit

54:26

like that. Yeah, yeah. All right, well,

54:28

what you can do? He's like a

54:30

heartworm. He just gets in there, man.

54:32

Baries himself? He was great on the

54:34

cruise. I was just looking to hang

54:36

out with him. I was looking like

54:39

now that I like now that I

54:41

like him, now that I like now

54:43

that I like, now that I like,

54:45

now that I like, now that I

54:47

like, now that I like, now that

54:50

I like, now that I like, now

54:52

that I like, now that I like,

54:54

now that I like, now that I

54:56

like, now that I like, now that

54:58

I like, now that I like, now

55:00

that I like, now that I like,

55:03

now that I like, now that I

55:05

like, now that I like, now that

55:07

I like, now that I like, now

55:09

that I Hang out and I learned

55:11

anything too about him. I see that

55:14

happening. Yeah, all those bigwigs down here

55:16

and all of a sudden they can't

55:18

pry you out of the corner with

55:20

Jimmy the hair guy? Yes, you get

55:22

to know him better? Yeah, I... What

55:24

fantasy world is queuing that like, like,

55:27

he's hanging on Jimmy's every word that

55:29

whole entire weekend when all those people

55:31

are in the mansion? Like, Q, you

55:33

coming over the mansion? Nah! Jilla with

55:35

Jimmy. Yeah, he's gonna tell you about

55:38

the struggle a little bit. He went

55:40

to in 2007. Well, you know, I'll

55:42

never be, I won't get much down

55:44

time, so, you know, I won't be

55:46

at that mansion either way, all that

55:48

much, but what about the parties, like

55:51

the bars, you know, at night. Yeah,

55:53

we got, we're doing the thing with

55:55

Irish Kevin, we got like an outdoor

55:57

pool party one day, and like Jimmy

55:59

the hair guy. I mean, I know.

56:02

You put a lot of stock on

56:04

parties, but there's the rest of the

56:06

world. Does Jimmy? Does anybody really care

56:08

about parties? I think so. Oh yeah.

56:10

Pretty popular. Especially in Key West. Yeah.

56:12

That's the only reason. I think it

56:15

would be difficult too for him to

56:17

leave his lady too. He would be

56:19

a fun presence at the parties. Next

56:21

time. I think it would be difficult

56:23

too for him to leave his girl.

56:26

It seems they only do this kind

56:28

of stuff in tandem. Yeah. So he

56:30

might not want to leave his lady

56:32

too. Well you know she doesn't have

56:34

to buy tickets to the event she

56:36

can come. But then you get the

56:39

plane. Now you gotta pay her too.

56:41

Although she could you could I mean

56:43

she would be actually you know what

56:45

when you think about it if she

56:47

were like put on retainer and she's

56:50

just given everybody massages. All right well

56:52

now you're talking. Because she's a professional

56:54

masse then bring her leave Jimmy home.

56:56

That might be something like set her

56:58

up in the in the mansion. Yeah.

57:00

All right, you know like that idea

57:03

how well it's interesting It's interesting. Yeah,

57:05

I was I was but I think

57:07

Chuck was trying to do him a

57:09

solid Okay, you know, I don't think

57:11

Chuck was trying to throw him under

57:14

the bus or anything right right those

57:16

him like Chuck's style. No, it's not

57:18

really just but I don't find but

57:20

all right What is this? April 4th

57:22

and 5th and 6th Does

57:24

that there's like a good goodbye

57:27

afternoon thing? Yeah, two months from

57:29

now two months Goodby show you

57:31

mean or just no like we're

57:33

getting we're getting together like we

57:35

have this hotel that's given us

57:37

access to like their Backyard patio

57:40

they can fit all these people

57:42

so maybe like a goodbye toast.

57:44

I think a lot of people

57:46

Sunday morning are gonna hop on

57:48

planes and get home But for

57:50

anybody who's left we figured like

57:53

let's just have like a little

57:55

one last drink together Yeah It's

57:57

a lot of parties. It's a

57:59

lot of parties. I'm trying to

58:01

create a nice party for people.

58:03

Yeah. So, it's all right. All

58:06

right. It'll be okay. Yeah. It's

58:08

all gonna be fine. It's gonna

58:10

be fine. There won't be a

58:12

pall over that party. You know,

58:14

you won't feel a little twinge

58:16

of guilt. I can't. Will you,

58:19

will you, party as hardy as

58:21

you might have after, and you

58:23

see that missing? After a Jamison

58:25

or two, yeah. I can answer

58:27

for him. He's going to be

58:30

just fine. I mean, I'll have

58:32

the Maverick there. The Maverick is

58:34

fucking so excited, man. Is he?

58:36

He is fucking rare in to

58:38

go. Okay. Can't imagine. Yeah. He's

58:40

alright. Don't make these guys party

58:43

too hard. They're in it. They're

58:45

getting all advanced ages now. I

58:47

know. You better make sure that,

58:49

you know, you limit. Get them

58:51

any party Yeah, you guys ain't

58:53

you guys ain't youngsters anymore. You

58:56

gotta make sure you don't Don't

58:58

forget that you guys aren't in

59:00

your 20s Maverick You know, he

59:02

looks like he's one drink away

59:04

from fucking killing over when I

59:06

see him online all Instagram and

59:09

shit space is all red and

59:11

yeah, like he's fucking pickled constantly.

59:13

He's not going to be in

59:15

the right place because like the

59:17

reason that I wanted to do

59:19

it down there is because like

59:22

you could just wander around from

59:24

bar to bar to bar just

59:26

have a blast so like that's

59:28

kind of half the fun down

59:30

there. You can't have the event

59:32

be a drive-in? No, no, no.

59:35

Because in between the shows we're

59:37

doing like we're programming things at

59:39

local bars and stuff. So that's

59:41

how we're partnering with some of

59:43

these bars and like, we'll bring

59:45

you all these people and stuff

59:48

like that. Oh, okay. You know,

59:50

just to try and get it

59:52

going. But like right now, it's

59:54

like not really a overly, there's

59:56

not a lot of money changing

59:58

hands. It's more just like, you

1:00:01

know, handshakes. Just trying to be

1:00:03

part of the community down there,

1:00:05

you know what I mean? And

1:00:07

trying to have a party down

1:00:09

there. I'm just trying to have

1:00:11

a good time. of the reasons

1:00:14

I'm doing this without agents and

1:00:16

managers and stuff like that because

1:00:18

the second you involve them it's

1:00:20

like everybody wants money. What's the

1:00:22

money? No well it's not even

1:00:24

like they want money it's like

1:00:27

how do we monetize this more

1:00:29

and that's how you get into

1:00:31

things that I think aren't a

1:00:33

little unseemly like when you're like

1:00:35

let me create things just to

1:00:37

get people's money which I know

1:00:40

makes me sound naive and stupid

1:00:42

but like I'm kind of like

1:00:44

I want to tell me about

1:00:46

this. Yeah, they're awesome. Joseph Bradasco.

1:00:48

Hope I'm pronouncing that right. Yeah,

1:00:50

he, they're the ones that are

1:00:53

in the case out there. He

1:00:55

did prototypes years ago. They're in

1:00:57

the glass case out in the

1:00:59

front room. Okay. Based on the

1:01:01

Etchingham art. On the inaction figures.

1:01:03

Yeah, they're just in action figures.

1:01:06

I always want them on this.

1:01:08

You know, you got one soon.

1:01:10

That's exciting to me. Yeah. Wow.

1:01:12

Wow, I love that. Yeah. See.

1:01:14

Oh, it's great. Does Kevin know.

1:01:16

Oh, did he copyright in action?

1:01:19

I don't think so. I'd be

1:01:21

pretty sorry. Oh, okay, oh, are

1:01:23

you? No, no, I didn't, you

1:01:25

know. Carol was fucking salivating, she

1:01:27

heard the news, rubbing her hands

1:01:29

together, right into my trap. Those

1:01:32

are them? Oh, so I have

1:01:34

those. Big size in my in

1:01:36

my office at home. Yeah, we

1:01:38

Joseph sent me the files. I

1:01:40

sent those files to China great

1:01:42

and now they are Riddle with

1:01:45

COVID coming to the state soon.

1:01:47

Oh, look at that nice Beautiful

1:01:49

man. That's so cool. Mm-hmm. And

1:01:51

that's for and that's instead of

1:01:53

a box car Well, there's always

1:01:56

a need for merchandise though. You

1:01:58

know, in this way we set

1:02:00

it up, like yeah, that box

1:02:02

car will come, but it probably

1:02:04

will come. It took over a

1:02:06

year from a monopoly though. These

1:02:09

things take time. They don't happen

1:02:11

overnight. It's not like going down

1:02:13

and getting blotted in Key West

1:02:15

and coming back in two days

1:02:17

later. It's like. There's a lot

1:02:19

more to it. The demon looks

1:02:22

great. Oh wow. Yeah. So these

1:02:24

are all the waves. Yeah, they're

1:02:26

becoming over the course of next

1:02:28

year. That is nice, man. Very

1:02:30

nice. Very nice. Alright. Okay, all

1:02:32

right. So we'll wait and see

1:02:35

what Jimmy says, but I want

1:02:37

to be very clear to Jimmy

1:02:39

because I know you're listening. This

1:02:41

is, this is, if you're still

1:02:43

listening. I hope you don't feel,

1:02:45

you're put on blast or anything

1:02:48

like that. That's not what I

1:02:50

was looking for. Bottom line, fiscally,

1:02:52

it doesn't make sense. Unfortunately. Look,

1:02:54

if he shares a room again,

1:02:57

You know and then it's just a

1:02:59

matter comes down to the flight and

1:03:01

I guess 500 bucks We could we

1:03:03

could talk about it. We you know

1:03:05

I want you to be the hair

1:03:08

guy there. Yeah, of course. I want

1:03:10

him there for me Just you want

1:03:12

to be on the he has to

1:03:14

be by your side at all times.

1:03:16

You don't worry about because this would

1:03:18

be something that I would be very

1:03:20

cognizant of and very stressed out by

1:03:23

is you don't worry about inviting some

1:03:25

members of the of the TSD town

1:03:27

but others don't get the invite like

1:03:29

you don't worry about their like they're

1:03:31

kind of being like setting people like

1:03:33

oh how come they didn't until you

1:03:36

know there's a pecking order yeah who

1:03:38

do you think who do you think

1:03:40

should be on that I know I

1:03:42

didn't think there's anybody but that's always

1:03:44

something that I worry about because I

1:03:46

always forget somebody you know and then

1:03:48

I feel bad when I like oh

1:03:51

fuck I forgot that to invite them

1:03:53

to invite them I didn't really invite

1:03:55

anybody. I guess for some reason Jimmy

1:03:57

the hair guy was the only one

1:03:59

I went after. Right. You know? So

1:04:01

maybe you're saying like... I'm Ming. Well

1:04:04

Ming, yeah. But, you know, but I've

1:04:06

known Ming since I was 30 years

1:04:08

at this point, you know what I

1:04:10

mean? Nobody can be upset at that.

1:04:12

But who we talk about Tom? We're

1:04:14

talking about Tom? I mean, T-O-M, the

1:04:17

maestro of overkill? I mean, you can

1:04:19

talk about the fast section beyond space

1:04:21

monkeys? Right. You're talking about fucking injecting

1:04:23

the fucking straw that stirs all your

1:04:25

drinks at these parties if you got

1:04:27

Tom there. Ha

1:04:30

ha! I'm blowing away with you, would

1:04:32

he be if you got a call

1:04:34

from Cuba? Like I need you down

1:04:37

in Cuba. But like you see, now

1:04:39

that's like, Tom is a guy that

1:04:41

is like, he's first on my speed

1:04:43

dial. It's obvious he's not on yours,

1:04:46

which is okay, but you got to

1:04:48

think about that. When you're talking about

1:04:50

these things. Because the reason I hang

1:04:53

out with these guys, you're talking about

1:04:55

the kids and how low time they

1:04:57

have, so I never get any pussy

1:04:59

and trains. Yeah, all right,

1:05:02

so you think Tom should get

1:05:04

the invite? I guarantee he'd say

1:05:06

no if you texted him. And

1:05:08

then this way he at least

1:05:11

you get the, you or at

1:05:13

least made the offer. The hollow

1:05:15

gesture. Well, who else would be

1:05:17

on that list? Oh my God,

1:05:20

everybody. The Franks loved Key West.

1:05:22

Franks. You had Troy too. No,

1:05:24

Troy called me and it's like

1:05:26

I'm coming down. I want to

1:05:29

support you. Are you better friends

1:05:31

with Troy than Tom? What? Rob?

1:05:33

Rob? Oh, you can call me

1:05:35

Rob? You mean? Yes, sir. What

1:05:38

do you need? Mr. Q. To

1:05:40

be clear I did that on

1:05:42

purpose. Before that gets caught on

1:05:44

and he feels bad like I

1:05:47

did that on purpose. You think

1:05:49

he did steal your cheeseburger once?

1:05:51

He did and enratted me out.

1:05:53

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. There's a

1:05:56

Johnny Law, a fucking... If a

1:05:58

Johnny Law is a lawyer, he

1:06:00

shouldn't be relying on me to

1:06:02

be like, do you need a

1:06:05

free tick? But it's the, it's

1:06:07

the invite though. Dr. D. Now,

1:06:09

she's probably expecting a call. She's

1:06:11

going already. Oh, that's right, she's

1:06:14

going. He's going already. He got

1:06:16

the, he's there ready. Tim, the

1:06:18

record store clerk. Tim? I can't

1:06:20

see going, but yeah. Like, I

1:06:23

can't see going, but yeah. I'm

1:06:25

texting, but I'm pretty sure if

1:06:27

I say this, you'll say no.

1:06:29

And then you're like, then you

1:06:32

cover yourself and you don't feel

1:06:34

like there's any hurt feelings. Okay.

1:06:36

It's a song and dance, you

1:06:39

know, that you have to dance.

1:06:41

Yeah. Unless you don't care about

1:06:43

looking like a jerk. No, I

1:06:45

do. I do. I do care.

1:06:48

All right, well Tom, if you're

1:06:50

listening. Rub if you're listening. Tim,

1:06:52

if you're listening. You go with

1:06:54

his kids. Love to have kids.

1:06:57

They both have kids, I can't.

1:06:59

I can't. Well, you know, I

1:07:01

would love to have them there,

1:07:03

you know, guys, you don't have

1:07:06

to pay for ticks. Do you

1:07:08

think either of them are in

1:07:10

a marriage that they're like, hey,

1:07:12

I'm going to go down and

1:07:15

party with Q for two days,

1:07:17

you take care of the kids?

1:07:19

Well... They're married long enough to

1:07:21

not use that phrase. I'm going

1:07:24

to go down there and work

1:07:26

at an event. So they're going

1:07:28

to lie. In Florida. I don't

1:07:30

feel like calling, but Q says,

1:07:33

I got to go. So... Partying

1:07:35

to be done or something. I

1:07:37

don't know. Do people still party?

1:07:39

you play the game. I did

1:07:42

with comedians that like the I

1:07:44

invited a liar. opening acts over

1:07:46

the years and stuff like that

1:07:48

because I was like I can't

1:07:51

leave anybody yeah you don't want

1:07:53

to snub anybody yeah but but

1:07:55

also I want them there because

1:07:57

they're friends of mine I guess

1:08:00

Tom T-O-M and Rob and the

1:08:02

rest. All the other ones that

1:08:04

I don't talk to. And aren't

1:08:06

allowed to talk to me unless

1:08:09

it's a special of that. It's

1:08:11

such a Christmas or anniversary episode.

1:08:13

The show would be good. It

1:08:15

would be awesome to have down

1:08:18

there. That's what happens. There's so

1:08:20

many people now you forget and

1:08:22

then you're like, oh my God,

1:08:24

there's so many vital people and

1:08:27

you don't want to upset them

1:08:29

or make them feel like, oh,

1:08:31

I didn't make them great. Everybody

1:08:33

makes a great here. Everybody makes

1:08:36

a great here. Everybody. Well, I

1:08:38

can't afford these guys. I'm learning

1:08:40

I can't afford these five hundred

1:08:42

bucks ahead. Just to hang out.

1:08:45

Plus flight and hotel. Yeah. It's

1:08:47

a demanding bunch these. Tom Steve

1:08:49

Davetown guys. They deserve it. And

1:08:51

it's our, what's it called, our

1:08:54

population is growing. Yeah. You know,

1:08:56

every year, so, you know, we've

1:08:58

added Will Rogers, we've added Johnny

1:09:00

Law. There's, you know, you gotta

1:09:03

keep up. Yeah. You gotta keep

1:09:05

a real roll of decks. It's

1:09:07

a lot, man. All these people

1:09:09

you never see are interacting. You

1:09:12

gotta get to know them. Oh,

1:09:14

wow. All right. Wow. Okay. Well,

1:09:16

you've given me a lot to

1:09:18

think about, I guess. And I

1:09:21

think the answer is like, don't

1:09:23

do this again. Don't go. This

1:09:25

is the first and last comedy

1:09:27

festival that I throw. Because, yeah,

1:09:30

I guess I can't take it.

1:09:32

But get them, I like that

1:09:34

you're coming. Like you're possibly coming

1:09:36

down? Thank you. That'd be nice?

1:09:39

That'll be fun. Get them? And

1:09:41

like I don't really get to

1:09:43

hang out. That would get them

1:09:45

that much. I'm not part of

1:09:48

their little... Yeah, they have a

1:09:50

whole thing. They all go out

1:09:52

to dinners and stuff like that.

1:09:54

Yeah, they have group texts talking

1:09:57

about people and shit. Us talking

1:09:59

about us? Oh yeah. Yeah. Ratting

1:10:01

out my wife? Yeah. Who did

1:10:03

that? I never found out. And

1:10:06

I don't think what will expose

1:10:08

us. Yeah. The source was a

1:10:10

listener who emailed me. Oh, I

1:10:12

thought you've seen this? This is

1:10:15

fucked up. This will make your

1:10:17

day better. How was her response

1:10:19

to the episode? She didn't listen

1:10:21

to the episode. I did try

1:10:24

to get the cam footage, but

1:10:26

I had recorded over it already.

1:10:28

And I asked her again and

1:10:30

she said, it was just like,

1:10:33

you don't understand, it was in

1:10:35

the context of the thread, which

1:10:37

couldn't find, of course. She was

1:10:39

like, I wasn't coming after him

1:10:42

or anything. I was like, hmm.

1:10:44

Kind of sounds like a little

1:10:46

bit. Sounds like you were coming

1:10:48

in a little bit, right? Someone

1:10:51

provoked. Like the day that like

1:10:53

somebody sends me a link, it's

1:10:55

like Deb's on Facebook, being like,

1:10:57

bright Johnson is this or that.

1:11:00

She would be well within her

1:11:02

rights too. I just can't imagine

1:11:04

it. Yeah, she keeps all that

1:11:06

shit, you know, just spoken in-house.

1:11:09

Yeah, she doesn't go online and

1:11:11

voice a whole. She's saying it.

1:11:13

It's just, it's just, it's just

1:11:15

way worse than that you have

1:11:18

a bizarre relationship with women. Really?

1:11:20

Oh yeah. Oh this Jimmy's the

1:11:22

only time I hear a curse.

1:11:24

Oh wow, really? I can hear

1:11:27

the curse. There's some F bombs

1:11:29

in you about you, yeah. Wow.

1:11:31

Wow. It's nice to know I

1:11:34

can raise those kind of motions

1:11:36

and people. Like Deb Flanagan usually

1:11:38

even keeled? Yeah. Never never heard

1:11:40

her see a curse, I don't

1:11:43

think. Oh yeah, yeah. Plenty of

1:11:45

times. Loastriek, huh? Oh yeah. I

1:11:47

know when I hear, when I

1:11:49

hear an F bomb, I'm like,

1:11:52

oh fuck. The fucking conch sucker?

1:11:54

Yeah, I was like, fucking conch!

1:11:56

That's a piece of fucking... Geez.

1:11:58

You know what I would say

1:12:01

to her? What's that? I would

1:12:03

say at some point in our

1:12:05

illustrious love lives. We've all asked

1:12:07

our partner the same age-old question.

1:12:10

The guys have probably been asking

1:12:12

for thousands of years. No, she

1:12:14

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1:12:16

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I'll be down there Saturday and

1:15:50

Sunday Monday setting up stuff for

1:15:52

the festival prepping talking to some

1:15:55

of our partners down there but

1:15:57

I am bartending at a bar

1:15:59

on Saturday on Sunday during the

1:16:01

game for a half-time yeah I'm

1:16:04

popping out a Bali bar now

1:16:06

is that like a not a

1:16:08

real you really can't serve drinks

1:16:10

right without a license it's get

1:16:13

west the real loosey-goosey down there yeah

1:16:15

you don't need a license to serve

1:16:17

somebody gives you a like a like

1:16:19

an exotic drink are you gonna be

1:16:21

able to make it? I'm off a

1:16:23

show show I'm like a show pony all

1:16:26

right I'll hand out beards Gotcha. But I'll

1:16:28

be behind the bar. So, and you say

1:16:30

you might miss the game then? No, no,

1:16:32

I'm watching the game and then going to

1:16:35

the bar for the halftime to, you know,

1:16:37

show face help my boy out down there.

1:16:39

Who is halftime this year? Who's

1:16:42

a halftime special, do you know?

1:16:44

Oh gosh, I think it's, um... God,

1:16:46

I can't remember his name. I know

1:16:48

it's like a country singer, I think.

1:16:50

Oh, country singer. I think it's this,

1:16:53

I think it's... When the fuck was

1:16:55

the last time they had a country

1:16:57

singer, do something like that? Kendrick

1:16:59

Lamar? Yeah, isn't he a country singer?

1:17:01

Sounds like a country singer. I don't

1:17:04

know. I think it was like R&B

1:17:06

or something. Oh, okay. Well, this is

1:17:08

a rapper. Yeah, see, you know, that... A rapper

1:17:10

doing it sounds like what they've

1:17:12

been doing the past few years.

1:17:14

I'm sure it's going to be

1:17:16

plenty of guest though. Are you,

1:17:19

somebody who cares about the half-

1:17:21

Uh, it depends on who's doing

1:17:23

it. If it's an artist that

1:17:25

I'm excited about, I'll be like...

1:17:27

It's terminably long. It kills all

1:17:29

the momentum for the game.

1:17:32

Yeah, I don't mind. Oh, I hate

1:17:34

it. I hate it. I'm sorry. Well.

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I'm gonna pick the chiefs, I

1:17:45

think. Three Pete. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Philly

1:17:47

fans, fucking fans, deserve no happiness.

1:17:50

They really don't. They're awful, right?

1:17:52

They're terrible. Yeah, they're terrible people.

1:17:54

All right. Yeah. Chiefs it is

1:17:56

then. Yeah, I can't, I want,

1:17:58

you know, don't, don't. change your

1:18:01

pick just because I

1:18:03

you know Philly's scum

1:18:05

of the earth but

1:18:07

I'm pugnant fan base

1:18:09

of fan bases okay

1:18:12

Yeah, they're Philly guys. They get

1:18:14

they get scrappy down. That's a

1:18:16

nice choice of words. Did you

1:18:18

see that kid? He was like

1:18:20

a college kid was like 18.

1:18:22

He climbed up the pole and

1:18:24

fell off. No. I killed. Yeah,

1:18:26

like right after they won their

1:18:29

last game. Oh my god. They

1:18:31

were celebrating in the streets and

1:18:33

he like climbs up a light

1:18:35

pole. Scrappy baby. Yeah, he's awful

1:18:37

because it's like like like. A

1:18:39

life snuffed out because... Because I'm

1:18:41

team one? Yeah. Like you couldn't

1:18:43

control your... You couldn't just cheer.

1:18:45

You couldn't just be happy. Nope.

1:18:47

You gotta be like, hey man,

1:18:50

this is about me! I thought

1:18:52

they greased all the poles down

1:18:54

here. I guess not, not this

1:18:56

one. Maybe they did, that's what

1:18:58

happened. Yeah, so tough. Poor guy.

1:19:00

They loved to fire department in

1:19:02

charge that, you think? It's greasing

1:19:04

all the poles and nobody climbs

1:19:06

him. I don't think they would

1:19:08

do when they were in the

1:19:11

school. I wouldn't be the fire

1:19:13

department, I don't think. Well, he

1:19:15

thinks in charge of that then,

1:19:17

if not them. The only ones

1:19:19

that got the birdcage get up

1:19:21

there, right? I guess department, no.

1:19:23

They got department transportation probably have

1:19:25

to handle that, right? That's their

1:19:27

equipment. What do you think? I

1:19:29

don't think they would do it

1:19:31

at all. It sounds incredibly dangerous.

1:19:34

And time consuming. Yeah, like what

1:19:36

happens to all that lard when

1:19:38

the next day. It just was

1:19:40

just was just was off in

1:19:42

the rain? Who cares if you're

1:19:44

not climbing it doesn't matter? Well,

1:19:46

it would start to stink and

1:19:48

attract animals and bugs. Holy shit,

1:19:50

you ain't kidding, look at this.

1:19:52

Yeah, they really did it. I

1:19:55

never heard of this before in

1:19:57

my life. Oh yeah, to keep

1:19:59

people off the fucking poles. What

1:20:01

do they put on there? Greece?

1:20:03

So the police do it. It

1:20:05

says they apply hydraulic fluid to

1:20:07

the poles. How is that healthy

1:20:09

for the environment at all? You

1:20:11

just give the thumbs up it

1:20:13

must be wouldn't it be better

1:20:15

to like just let out someone

1:20:18

die instead of having all that

1:20:20

washed into the into the hydraulic

1:20:22

fluid going down the drains and

1:20:24

shit yeah that is funny you

1:20:26

can't even use soap you got

1:20:28

to use hydraulic fluid I feel

1:20:30

he really is fucking scrappy they

1:20:32

are scrappy in a way that

1:20:34

you don't want them moving into

1:20:36

your neighborhood They've turned some fire

1:20:39

hoses on people on Staten Island.

1:20:41

They don't grease the poles. Wow.

1:20:43

Yeah, that is scrappy. I think

1:20:45

if you guys had your own

1:20:47

professional team that played in Staten

1:20:49

Island. Staten on Yankees, bro. It's

1:20:51

at minor leagues? Tay League. So,

1:20:53

have they ever won a championship?

1:20:55

They have, and they don't exist

1:20:57

anymore. Yeah, see, there he goes.

1:21:00

There's a kid trying up to

1:21:02

pull. It's a tragedy in reality

1:21:04

though that like somebody just died

1:21:06

in their whole life cut short

1:21:08

because. But how come? Because he

1:21:10

wanted to show off in front

1:21:12

everybody. Yeah, this to me, like

1:21:14

why isn't this acceptable? Like, you

1:21:16

know, it's just like a protest

1:21:18

to me. Why isn't that okay?

1:21:20

Why isn't that okay? Because the

1:21:23

stupidity. of losing your life. They're

1:21:25

all in green. Because the team

1:21:27

that plays in your city won

1:21:29

and now you're dead. It's broad

1:21:31

comprehension. The family and the friends

1:21:33

and all that. Oh my God.

1:21:35

But you don't understand they won.

1:21:37

That wasn't even the championship though.

1:21:39

It was just a step to

1:21:41

get to the Super Bowl. Well,

1:21:44

that is nuts. It's

1:21:46

like you know at least you know like

1:21:48

the family pick at least they won the

1:21:50

Super Bowl they can't even say that yet

1:21:53

well then they might win then they can

1:21:55

then they can change history like it was

1:21:57

after the Super Bowl he died all right

1:21:59

I can't see shape it, but it was

1:22:02

the Super Bowl. I was, how about the

1:22:04

other day when I texted you about the

1:22:06

devil's game? I was trying to get a

1:22:09

little bonding going with you. Oh, yeah, well

1:22:11

I heard that it was all orchestrated.

1:22:13

It wasn't even a legitimate text. You're talking

1:22:15

about it, that's not true. Brian comes in

1:22:17

and he goes did you get a text

1:22:20

from BQ but the guy was giving us

1:22:22

like I did I go I go he

1:22:24

goes yeah he he wagered if you would

1:22:27

even answer that's not true would you say

1:22:29

I said you weren't sure if he was

1:22:31

going to answer you know I was not

1:22:33

a wager like now I was suddenly like

1:22:36

now you know how Chuck feels no I

1:22:38

was I like now you know how Chuck

1:22:40

feels no I was I said he might

1:22:43

be recording the game which I said he

1:22:45

might be recording the game anything. I said

1:22:47

sarcastically was wow sounds like a good game.

1:22:50

Can't wait to watch it later. And that

1:22:52

was it. You know, I had all the

1:22:54

success with my dad when trains I was

1:22:56

like wolfs next man. We're going to do

1:22:59

some bonding over the devils. It was so

1:23:01

weird when I got it like happened. Like

1:23:03

all I got was I'm watching TV with

1:23:06

my wife in the bedroom and text comes

1:23:08

in and it's like how about this game?

1:23:10

I go, who the fuck is this? That

1:23:12

child's on a fucking piece of shit, is

1:23:15

it? I go, wow, I go, Q just

1:23:17

texted me about a game. I go, what

1:23:19

game could he be watching? I wonder what

1:23:22

game he's watching and I go and I

1:23:24

go I just wrote back with a question

1:23:26

mark what game because the Devils is

1:23:28

fucking out of sight or something that outrageous

1:23:30

I was like oh I'm recording it I

1:23:33

wrote yeah it sounds like a good good

1:23:35

one I'll watch it later and I never

1:23:37

heard back though yeah well I don't want

1:23:40

to say anything because you made it clear

1:23:42

that you know I didn't want to give

1:23:44

you any more info at the whole time

1:23:46

like he watches the Devils how come he

1:23:49

hasn't? I mentioned this before that he's following

1:23:51

them on such a close basis that he's

1:23:53

excited enough prompted enough by what's happening. But

1:23:56

why what's going on that detects me, but

1:23:58

yeah, they won I guess five nothing. Yeah,

1:24:00

it was awesome. Yeah, good game. Yeah, yeah.

1:24:03

I thought it was a legitimate reaching out

1:24:05

for, you know, I didn't realize it was

1:24:07

a fucking pea. tree-dish experiment to see if

1:24:09

I would answer. And what it was, it

1:24:12

was a legitimate like, you just wrote, you

1:24:14

just wrote back, okay. I was looking at

1:24:16

what get into it. I was like, why

1:24:19

did you ask Brian to do it though?

1:24:21

That's even weirder though. I didn't ask him

1:24:23

to do it. I don't know what he

1:24:25

had to check him off to see about

1:24:28

the Devils game. How does Brian know that

1:24:30

text? I might have done it afterwards. I

1:24:32

might have told them afterwards. I don't remember

1:24:35

that. Because I just text a waltz about

1:24:37

the double. Yeah. You didn't answer it immediately.

1:24:39

Yeah, but maybe that by that point you

1:24:41

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1:24:44

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Where will you be watching Walt

1:26:07

at home, I guess? Uh, Rup

1:26:10

has invited me to his house

1:26:12

for the... Rup? I'm gonna rub.

1:26:14

I'm sorry, Rob. Rob is throwing

1:26:16

a big Super Bowl bash. Yeah,

1:26:18

he texted me, asked me if

1:26:20

I wanted me. No? I gotta

1:26:22

fucking bite this guy to Florida.

1:26:24

I watched it last year at

1:26:26

his place. Did you? You don't

1:26:28

seem like a go into somebody's

1:26:30

house kind of guy to me.

1:26:32

Like you want to really watch

1:26:34

the game. Not be distracted about

1:26:36

people around you. I do agree

1:26:38

with that. Assessment though that I

1:26:41

do find I enjoy watching a

1:26:43

game with like not the pressure

1:26:45

to have small talk. It's not

1:26:47

my strongest attribute of small talk.

1:26:49

So, and then when I'm trying

1:26:51

to watch something, then I have

1:26:53

to also be like, oh, I

1:26:55

had to be cognizant. I'm like,

1:26:57

oh, yes. I haven't spoken in

1:26:59

the last hour. Right. Maybe I

1:27:01

should say something. Sorry, you're tearing

1:27:03

mine, everybody up. Yeah. Rob's wife,

1:27:05

he was like, he keeps waking

1:27:07

up the baby. Can you? Has

1:27:09

him to calm down. Oh, is

1:27:11

that a little rub? Oh, look

1:27:14

at how cute, little rub is.

1:27:16

She can walk. Both these three

1:27:18

years old, so yeah. Little rubs

1:27:20

adorable. Rob did not invite me

1:27:22

in this game. No. And Chuck

1:27:24

watched the Royal Rumble. Did he

1:27:26

watch it here? Yeah. They were

1:27:28

having a Royal Rumble viewing party,

1:27:30

and I got the invite to

1:27:32

that from Chuck, so it's like,

1:27:34

you know. Well, Chuck was organizing

1:27:36

it. Yeah, well, I'm assuming he

1:27:38

was organizing the party at his

1:27:40

house. Yeah, I mean, do you

1:27:42

really think that he left you

1:27:45

off the list because for any

1:27:47

real reason other than you were

1:27:49

probably wouldn't be interested in going?

1:27:51

Like he wrote notes to his

1:27:53

name. No fucking way. On the

1:27:55

guest list. Just to crush him,

1:27:57

just to crush it at, yeah.

1:27:59

He assumes you're going to some

1:28:01

fucking famous person, Super Bowl party,

1:28:03

like you did when you went

1:28:05

to, or your, slept friends. Yeah,

1:28:07

you know, or didn't you go

1:28:09

to Terry branch or was fucking

1:28:11

school party? Oh, no, I went

1:28:13

to Doug Stanhope Super, a little

1:28:16

differently. Yeah, yeah. But I'm supposed

1:28:18

to invite this guy to fucking

1:28:20

Key West with me. The guy

1:28:22

can't even invite me to his

1:28:24

home to watch the Super Bowl.

1:28:26

Saying something, indeed. Yeah. Are you

1:28:28

going to his party? I don't

1:28:30

know, maybe I will. Why are

1:28:32

you going to go for sure?

1:28:34

I'm not sure, I'm not sure.

1:28:36

Let me know if you go.

1:28:38

Okay, I'll text you. Because I'll

1:28:40

be back by Sunday, I'm going

1:28:42

to AC this weekend. Yeah. Just

1:28:44

show up on Friday and Saturday.

1:28:46

He would be fucking tickled pink

1:28:49

if I flew home from the

1:28:51

West. I'll rush. Yeah. What's an

1:28:53

AC? There's going to be some

1:28:55

guys down there that do podcasts

1:28:57

that I like so it's just

1:28:59

like sort of a hang. Oh,

1:29:01

you did this last year. Yeah,

1:29:03

last year I went to Lang

1:29:05

City too over a Super Bowl.

1:29:07

So it's just hanging out. And

1:29:09

how much are they paying you

1:29:11

to come hang out? Zero. Yeah,

1:29:13

I got zero. Oh, crazy how

1:29:15

you just invite friends to things?

1:29:17

Try to get five points. Yeah,

1:29:20

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1:29:22

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1:32:17

is getting sued. Why? Because I

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guess in wherever they were, what

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city, or what state? You're not

1:32:23

allowed to, it's one of those

1:32:25

states that like, if you're, you

1:32:27

can't be like, hey, you're too

1:32:30

fat, otherwise you're discriminated. Could you

1:32:32

imagine like you're fucking, you're like,

1:32:34

God, I'm just gonna take my

1:32:36

personal car and I'm gonna drive

1:32:38

Uber or lift? just to make

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a few bucks make ends meet

1:32:42

a little bit and like suddenly

1:32:44

you're dragging it's like a nationwide

1:32:46

fucking issue yeah because you're just

1:32:48

like look I don't want this

1:32:50

fucking whale in my car she's

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not gonna fit and I saw

1:32:54

the car yeah she wasn't gonna

1:32:56

fit now how come she doesn't

1:32:58

have somebody in her life to

1:33:01

be like this is not gonna

1:33:03

be good for you Because it

1:33:05

probably will be good for her.

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Yeah, she'll probably win money. Oh

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yeah. Everybody's, I'm sure she's getting

1:33:11

out of it. I apologize and

1:33:13

everything. Look at all the, look

1:33:15

at all the, all the horrible

1:33:17

comments online, all the, all the,

1:33:19

just the brutality that she is

1:33:21

being put through, the names and

1:33:23

everything. It's like, is it worth

1:33:25

it? Well, actually she thinks it

1:33:27

is because she's a, uh, uh,

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