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All right, um, hey you, you being
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you, specifically the listener. How are
1:05
you doing? You know, what's going
1:07
on with your life? Yeah, let
1:10
us know. Yeah, speak to your
1:12
stereo system. We're speaking to your
1:14
earphones. Speak it out loud. Excellent.
1:16
Or that sucks. One of the two.
1:18
Or me. All right, hey you and
1:21
welcome. This is my third time saying
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it. I'm really bad at this. You
1:25
think after like, I think we're closing
1:27
in on two years. Yeah, yeah. Still
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I've got an intro. Still I'm not
1:31
an intro. Still just stealing the ones
1:34
from my videos and still doing it
1:36
poorly. Yeah, I like it. We're winging
1:38
it. Thank you. Well, that's it. That's
1:40
what we do on the podcast. We
1:42
wing it. And today we are wing
1:45
it into Carl Pans-ram part...
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But before we do, let's, uh,
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let's just, you know, let's gently get
1:51
into it. Okay, you know, it's a
1:53
little more play, easy. Um, Keith, what's
1:55
going on with you? Man, I'm, uh...
1:57
So much stuff. Wow, he's chomping at the
1:59
bit. folks to tell you. Seeding. Seeding.
2:01
Seeding. How dare you? So we had
2:03
to, um, so sort of ghost related.
2:06
The ghost broke my door. Are you
2:08
serious? I think so. So do you
2:10
know me, like, I had like all
2:12
the stories of like the ghost door
2:14
and like mess with the handle and
2:16
stuff? The handle broke. Yeah, so I
2:18
had to go off and like change
2:20
the whole handle. It's in your front
2:22
door. This is the front door, yeah.
2:24
So the whole, like, inside the whole
2:26
front door, like, it snapped. The inside
2:28
mechanism is snapped. It's broken. I had
2:30
to change it. And now I'm like,
2:32
how do I get reimbursed for that?
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That like, I mean, those are the
2:37
ghosts. Like, do you know what, like,
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I can deal with a ghost. I
2:41
can't deal with a negligent ghost. That's
2:43
not cool. They better obey his rules.
2:45
Right? Saying it or else they're gonna
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hear about it. I need to get
2:49
a Luigi board and send an invoice
2:51
to someone. Yeah, I know. This is
2:53
not on. You gotta say, just go
2:55
home, put your finger down on the
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table and say, not on my fucking.
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So yeah, you got to show him
3:02
who's boss. Yeah, I don't mind you
3:04
being here. Just don't break me shit.
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Yeah, exactly. That's my two cents. If
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you do it again, you're getting a
3:10
knuckle sound straight to the face, your
3:12
invisible face. All right, man. So that's
3:14
your latest ghost story. It's now physically
3:16
affecting things. Yeah, yeah, annoy, annoyingly so.
3:18
But it's already gotten blood on your,
3:20
in your bathroom. That's just a bit
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of a bit of a clean up,
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you know, you know, you know, you
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know, you know, you know, you know.
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Now I'm out of a clean up,
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you know. Yeah. Now I'm out of
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a clean up, you know, you know.
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Now I'm out of a clean up,
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you know, you know, you know. Now
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I'm, you know, you know, you know,
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you know, you know, you know, you
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know, you know, you know, you know,
3:45
you know, you know All right, well,
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you know, it's, uh, Malibu Mike is
3:49
back again Hollywood O'Hara. Folks are itching
3:51
to hear about it. You know, every
3:53
week I know it or ask, Mike,
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what movies have you watched? We need
3:58
to know what to watch. So, uh,
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today, folks have got a, actually, well,
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I was kind of slacking, okay, last
4:04
week. One of the movies is the
4:06
old one which I've seen before, but
4:08
I've recently rewatched, re-watched, but it, but
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it's seven. Oh, that's a great movie.
4:12
What's in the books? What's in the
4:14
book? Come on! It's so good. Seven
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holds up incredibly well. I think it
4:18
might be one of the best trailers
4:20
ever made. It is very good. I
4:22
love the whole scenery, like the dark
4:24
and the rain. It's just yeah, it's
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so moody. Yeah, it's brilliant. David Fisher
4:29
is so good at getting the atmosphere
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of the movie. It's just really really
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It's stunning it's it's yeah it feels
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so gritty and sort of weird movie
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it's sort of like a whole movie
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feels like it's in a dream I
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think the whole movie is probably supposed
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to be set kind of in purgatory
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hell yeah because it's like anachronistic because
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it's like anachronistic because it's like there's
4:49
computers but Morgan Freeman's character Somerset he
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uses like a typewriter you know what
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I mean there's like technology is like
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it all kind of all over place
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you never actually it again you notice
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like a lot of weird things. It's
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very unspecific and just weird. I was
5:04
real, yeah, not, I was gonna say
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dream like, but it's more like a
5:08
nightmare. Yeah, it's cool. But it's so
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good. It holds extremely well. Even Kevin
5:12
Spacey noted a peat of all predator,
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but yeah, Brad Pitt is and Morgan
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Freeman are just awesome. That scene, the
5:18
guy, what, what, Sloth, do you know
5:20
when he's like in the bed? And
5:23
he's been there for like years or
5:25
something? Right, yeah. That's like hands me
5:27
out. Yeah. Yeah. Is alive? Yeah. Yeah.
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It's really good. It's so horrifying as
5:31
a movie. So folks, you probably already,
5:33
you've probably all seen seven, but you
5:35
know what? It deserves a rewatch because
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it really is a brilliant movie. Okay.
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So the other movie I watched during
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the week was a sequel to a
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movie Keith you and I watched a
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couple of years ago. I watched Smile
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smile too. Oh yeah, yeah, I've heard
5:50
really good things about Smile 2. Yeah,
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I thought it was great. Yeah, I
5:54
really, really liked it. We watched Smile
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1, I think, before we even started
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a podcast. Yeah, I really liked it
6:00
as well. I thought, before I started
6:02
on having you on the podcast, we
6:04
elbowed your way into the co-shities. I
6:06
got an email, I'm not leaving it!
6:08
But yeah, I like The First Smile.
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I would probably say maybe it was
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the first and still a little bit
6:14
better. But I thought Smile 2 was
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great. Sequals are always very hard. Yeah.
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Especially for these kind of movies. I
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thought it was really cool. Oh, it
6:23
actually has Kyle Guller in it. as
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well, who I was praising last week
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in Strange Darling. Yeah, yeah. He's in
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Smile 1 and he's in Smile 2.
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He's not in it for very much.
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Okay. The opening scene of Smile 2
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is extremely good. He's in it and
6:37
it's all like one shot. Yeah. It's
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like really long one shot. Very, very
6:41
cool. So yeah, as you guys know,
6:43
just you get cursed if you see
6:45
somebody like. Is it kill themselves? I'm
6:48
not actually quite sure what the curse
6:50
is. But they start. Yeah. So this
6:52
curse slowly drives you insane. But so
6:54
the person who gets cursed in small
6:56
two is this kind of singer pops
6:58
there. She's very successful who kind of
7:00
had like a mental breakdown for a
7:02
year after being this horrible car crash.
7:04
Now she's kind of having this horrible
7:06
car crash and she's kind of having
7:08
this horrible comeback and she witnesses. in
7:10
Smile 2 is actually quite a good
7:12
actress. Okay. Unlike M9. That's our daughter,
7:15
his daughter. Yeah, by the way. I
7:17
didn't know that was M Light Shine
7:19
on his daughter. Okay, yeah. No. I
7:21
look at her back. Because she's fucking
7:23
terrible. She wasn't great. She's like the
7:25
worst part about it by far. Maybe
7:27
it wasn't that good. Yeah. Maybe it
7:29
wasn't that good. Yeah. But she was
7:31
that good. Awful. Awful. Could have ended
7:33
so much better. Yeah, but yeah, no,
7:35
I agree. But small too, yep, thought
7:37
it was great, good, very good, very
7:39
good, spooky movie. It's nothing to write
7:41
home though, you know. Would you watch
7:44
it again? Yeah, I probably would. That's
7:46
how I judge all my movies. I
7:48
judge it on either. Would I watch
7:50
it again? Yeah, I probably would. Okay.
7:52
That's how I judge all my movies.
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Okay. So good. I need to watch
7:56
it. I need to watch it. Yeah,
7:58
check it out. It's another of that,
8:00
but it's just a very well-made, good
8:02
horror movie, is some really good jump
8:04
scares and scary moments in it, and
8:06
mind-fook moments in it. The main character,
8:08
thought she was great, thought her performance
8:11
is very good. Yeah, just an all-round,
8:13
good horror movie. Yeah, highly recommended. Well,
8:15
I wouldn't highly recommend it. I'd say
8:17
semi recommend it. Yeah, I'd same ring.
8:19
I'd give it probably like a tree
8:21
three point five out of I'd give
8:23
it a three point five out of
8:25
five. So three point three. Maybe even
8:27
a four. You know, it's actually the
8:29
best we've ever seen books. I'd say
8:31
no, I'd give her like a three
8:33
point five to four. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
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Anyways, all right, moving on. Let's get
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in today's, today's tale. Folks, we are
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picking up with one Carl Pan's ram.
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Angry, angry man. Angry, angry man. Last
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week we went through what made him
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so, and his horrible acts, his predilection
8:48
for men's butts, frankly. Yep. I say
8:50
this jokingly, but it's quite horrific. And
8:52
the art of sodomy, as he calls
8:54
it. The art of sodomy. Okie-dokie folks,
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so in last week's episode we look
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at Carl's upbringing and his transition from
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beaten down and abused kid to... Well,
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doing literally that to anyone he could
9:04
find. Mainly men. He went on a
9:07
killing spree that, well, you would usually
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say, you know, it would put someone
9:11
to shame, but no one else in
9:13
history could he have put to shame.
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He literally has done like the worst
9:17
kind of shit imaginable. He's countless, countless
9:19
victims across the United States and abroad,
9:21
because he went international, baby. He started
9:23
off on a farm, then to a
9:25
reform school, then traveling across the USA
9:27
via trains, using countless pseudonyms, raping, robbing
9:29
in and out of prison and jail
9:31
dozens of times, robbing a former presence
9:33
house, having his own rape boat. So
9:36
it's like it's always so difficult. He
9:38
did he saw a boat. It turns
9:40
out? Wow. It's called coming full circle
9:42
into him being in prison now. The
9:44
implication. The implication. Yeah. Oh, well the
9:46
implication was strong. Yeah. And then he
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left the US entire the US entire.
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set sail for West Africa where he
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found work on an oil company in
9:54
Angola and from there we continue the
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year being I think it's about 1920
9:58
1920-1921 mmm is when we are now
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so while in the town of Luanda
10:03
on On Angola's coast, Carl came across
10:05
an 11-year-old local boy, who he managed
10:07
to lure back to the Sinclair Run
10:09
site. Once there, Carl brutally assaulted the
10:11
young boy before bashing his head in
10:13
with a rock. Carl later coldly described
10:15
the killing in detail. I left him
10:17
there, but first I committed sodded me
10:19
on him and then I killed him.
10:21
His brains were coming out of his
10:23
ears when I left him and he
10:25
will never be any debtor. You know,
10:27
like, yeah, it's horrendous. But like just
10:29
when you think that he couldn't be
10:32
a bigger piece of shit, so before
10:34
he raped and murdered this young boy,
10:36
he'd taught he's, he'd give another shot
10:38
with the girls. And I mean girls,
10:40
so he bought an 11-year-old girl and
10:42
an 8-year-old girl. But believing needed him
10:44
to be virgins he returned him and
10:46
said he was done looking for girls
10:48
and returned his attention to young boys.
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I can't believe that we're talking about
10:52
like children here. Yeah, it's sick. Yeah,
10:54
but I guess we can just add
10:56
slave owner to his ever-grown list of
10:59
scumbagery. Wow, it's weirdly enough that's not
11:01
even top of the list. No, it's
11:03
not. That's the thing. That's how I
11:05
only was. It was almost an open
11:07
secret among the local population that Carl
11:09
was the killer of the young boy,
11:11
but without direct evidence, nothing could be
11:13
done. Carl moved up the coast and
11:15
found digs in a fishing village where
11:17
he waited a few weeks for the
11:19
heat to die down. The moment it
11:21
did, Carl, hatched a new plan. He'd
11:23
heard about Europeans based in the Congo
11:25
being willing to pay a hefty price
11:28
tag for crocodile skins. He organized a
11:30
group of six local Angolans to go
11:32
with him on a hunt for crocodiles
11:34
to sell, each of whom he had
11:36
promised a cut off the profits. Little
11:38
did the men know, they weren't the
11:40
hunters at all. Carl was the hunter.
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Once the crew had paddled snooze, far
11:44
enough down the river not to be
11:46
heard, Carl pulled a gun on the
11:48
men and killed all six of them.
11:50
Something he later said, he found surprisingly
11:52
easy. In his biography, he was really
11:55
patting himself on. the back here as
11:57
well. So he said to some people
11:59
of average intelligence killing six at once
12:01
seems an almost impossible feat. It was
12:03
very much easier for me to kill
12:05
them. He then went on to say
12:07
that any of the six men he
12:09
shot they were capable of killing a
12:11
12 to 15 foot long crocodile with
12:13
nothing more than sticks but he still
12:15
managed to get the best of them.
12:17
But he then went on to say
12:19
that he shot all six of them
12:21
in the back while he was sitting
12:24
at the back of the boat. So
12:26
like he's not exactly like a skilled
12:28
wonder here. Brave man, killing six men,
12:30
shooting in the back, they have spears,
12:32
you have a gun. Yeah, a real
12:34
hard man over here. Yeah, that's unimaginable
12:36
and an amazing feat. Oh, well done
12:38
for you, well done. Yeah. So,
12:42
while in any other context, all that
12:44
would be the most horrifying thing imaginable,
12:46
but in Carl's case, it's just another
12:49
drop in the ocean of evil. Getting
12:51
rid of the six bodies was a
12:53
given. Carl simply fed them to the
12:55
crocodiles, they thought they were there to
12:58
hunt. Once the deed was done, Carl
13:00
returned to Labido Bay, where he had
13:02
earlier hired the canoe and departed with
13:05
the six men. Knowing he'd been seen
13:07
with the victim despite dozens of witnesses,
13:09
he quickly relocated north of the Congo
13:11
river. eventually ending up in the Gold
13:14
Coast. Even with the substantial change in
13:16
geography, Carl knew he still needed to
13:18
get further away. So he turned to
13:20
robbing farms and homes until he had
13:23
enough money to buy himself passage to
13:25
the Canary Islands. Almost as soon as
13:27
he arrived, Carl managed to stow away
13:29
on a ship bound for Elizabeth, Portugal.
13:32
Unfortunately for him, his one man spree
13:34
in, Portuguese Angola, had made Carl a
13:36
wanted man even as far away as
13:39
Portugal itself. Without cash in his pocket,
13:41
a target on his back and his
13:43
face plastered unwanted posters, Carl had little
13:45
choice but to stow away once again.
13:48
This time, he was US bound. He
13:50
was coming home. Arriving back on US
13:52
soil in the summer of 1922, Carl
13:54
found himself some ambition in life. He
13:57
realized that... But that the one thing
13:59
he was good at was killing. So
14:01
why not make some money out of
14:04
it? He had designs in mind to
14:06
become a professional hitman, and he even
14:08
took the gun he had committed the
14:10
Angola Murders With to the Maxim Silent
14:13
Arms Company in Hartford Connecticut to have
14:15
a suppressor fitted. Unfortunately for Carl, his
14:17
knowledge of suppressors came from the movies
14:19
and his imagination, so rather than the
14:22
little pew sound he expected, 38 still
14:24
makes a mighty good crack. Do you
14:26
ever hear a suppressor on a gun?
14:28
They're still like, pooh! Yeah, they're loud.
14:31
Like it said, it just doesn't echo
14:33
that much. Yeah, it's not like James
14:35
Bond. It's like, you can still hear
14:38
it fairly loudly. Still a gun, like
14:40
it's like, instead of hearing it from
14:42
five miles away, you'll hear it from
14:44
maybe four miles away. Yeah, that's probably
14:47
about it. So that pretty much kicked
14:49
his dream of being a super spy
14:51
assassin in the box before it ever
14:53
got going. Yeah, and he basically blamed
14:56
not becoming the world's best hitman on
14:58
the silencer, not working. So he said,
15:00
and believe me, if that heavy caliber
15:02
pistol and silencer had only worked as
15:05
I thought it would, I would have
15:07
gone into the murder business on a
15:09
wholesale scale. Like, honestly, like, oh, that's
15:12
what was stopping you. Oh, that was
15:14
the only thing. Like, oh, only a
15:16
bad craftsman blames his tools. Exactly, Karl,
15:18
come on. Get your acting. Pull up
15:21
your roots. After abandoning a vague idea
15:23
to find and steal a ship, similar
15:25
to the sunken, I guess, though, which
15:27
we talked about in the previous episode,
15:30
that he could then, you know, rename
15:32
and use to begin his kidnap and
15:34
murders of drunken drunken sailors again. The
15:36
land of the witch trials! Well, well,
15:39
well. Salem, Massachusetts. He is so happy
15:41
about this. While out on the afternoon
15:43
of July 18th, 19- While out on
15:46
the afternoon of July 18th, 1922, Carl
15:48
crossed paths with 12-year-old George Henry McMahon.
15:50
McMahon had been hanging out at a
15:52
restaurant owned by his neighbor. Margaret Vines.
15:55
Around quarter past two in the afternoon,
15:57
Margaret gave McMahon 15 cents to go
15:59
to the local A&P store for some
16:01
milk for her when he came into
16:04
contact with Carl Panzran. Although Carl wouldn't
16:06
learn the boy's name for years to
16:08
come, he did chat with him, and
16:10
McMahon told him he was running an
16:13
errand for his aunt. Carl walked with
16:15
the boy, even following him to the
16:17
A&P store where he chatted with the
16:20
clerk too. Carl already knew what he
16:22
was going to do if he got
16:24
the boy alone. And he did that
16:26
by asking McMahon if he wanted to
16:29
earn 50 cents. Carl managed to persuade
16:31
the boy to board an abandoned trolley
16:33
or tram. And that was it. Carl
16:35
even told him who was going to
16:38
kill him. Over three hours, Carl assaulted
16:40
the boy multiple times in the worst
16:42
possible ways. He would very finally beat
16:44
him to death with a heavy rock.
16:47
Finally, for no reason other than his
16:49
own sick pleasure, Carl shoved bawled up
16:51
newspapers down the boy's trot. He hid
16:54
the boy's body in a nearby wooded
16:56
area. And though he was spotted acting
16:58
oddly while fleeing the scene, no one
17:00
thought to stop him. The boys' remains
17:03
were only found three days later, obscured
17:05
by brush, and, as with the little
17:07
boy in Angola, in Carl's own words,
17:09
his brains were coming out of his
17:12
ears. He later wanted to describe this
17:14
murder as the one he enjoyed the
17:16
most. Really? Yeah, this one has gone
17:18
in as kind of like his most,
17:21
uh, painus murder? The murder of Georging
17:23
man, yeah. Yeah, it's gruesome. The murder
17:25
was heavily investigated and splashed across the
17:28
headlines for several months. Carl, though, had
17:30
fled to New York right after the
17:32
murder. And despite several eyewitnesses having seen
17:34
Carl with the victim, attention instead was
17:37
focused on a local man, previously convicted
17:39
of sex offences against kids. Had Carl
17:41
stuck around, he certainly would have been
17:43
identified by the unique blue suit and
17:46
cap combination he'd been wearing at the
17:48
time. Once again, Carl's Kill and Move
17:50
Emma kept him free. to keep on
17:52
killing. We actually passed the house where
17:55
the boy lived in Salem. It was
17:57
around Proctor's ledge. It was around Proctor's
17:59
ledge. Yeah, Proctor's, which is where the
18:02
Walgreens or CBS was. The Walgreens, yeah,
18:04
it's right across from the Walgreens. Oh,
18:06
really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It
18:08
was on that like little, it's on
18:11
the corner across the Walgreens. Okay. On the
18:13
same side, it's a Proctor's ledge.
18:15
So after a brief stint as
18:17
a watchman with the Abico Mill
18:19
Company, Carl managed to steal himself.
18:22
It's like right there. It's a
18:24
bit of a walk for folks
18:26
who are familiar with sale. I'm
18:28
sure a lot of her listening
18:30
is no, but anyway has been
18:32
there. It's a bit of a walk
18:34
from like anything. But yeah,
18:36
it's a very regular spot in
18:38
the town. Nothing. Yeah, nothing. Wow.
18:41
Okay. And where you know. So
18:43
you're an. With a ship to sail,
18:45
Carl headed back to his old hunting
18:47
ground of Long Island Sound. Once there,
18:49
he docked his stolen boat at
18:51
a New Haven harbour and regularly
18:54
ventured to Connecticut to prel for
18:56
homes to burgle and vulnerable victims
18:58
to rape, rob, and if needs
19:00
be, murder. During one burglary of a
19:03
large yacht, Carl stole a 38
19:05
before finding the boat's papers, which
19:07
revealed the yacht and the gun,
19:09
belonged to the new Rochelle Police
19:11
Commissioner. In fact, that greatly amused
19:13
Carl. In June of 1929, Carl
19:15
reconnected with a 15-year-old boy
19:17
named George Wollison, with whom
19:20
he had previously groomed. After
19:22
he lured the boy to his boat,
19:24
Carl raped and assaulted him. With
19:26
the boy on board then, Carl sailed
19:28
the boat up the Hudson River.
19:30
He found a mooring in a small
19:32
day and used the guys of looking for
19:35
a buyer for his boat to try and
19:37
lure a new victim with cash on board.
19:39
It wasn't long before he got a bite, and
19:41
a man came aboard looking to buy the boat.
19:44
Carol was planning to get the man
19:46
drunk before robbing him. But before he
19:48
could, he noticed something off about the
19:50
man's behaviour. His suspicions were confirmed
19:52
when the man tried to pull a gun
19:54
on Carol, but Carl got the drop on
19:56
the would-be robber, shooting him twice in the face.
19:58
He tied a weight. the man's body
20:00
and true overboard. Later, Carl would
20:03
claim the man is still likely there
20:05
at the bottom of the bay. Oh
20:07
my god, this is so embarrassing. I
20:09
was going to kill you! Oh my
20:11
god! What are they chances? It's so
20:13
rare you're running the people in this
20:15
line of work. I know. It's just
20:17
great to meet a fellow colleague. I'm
20:20
going to kill you now. The next
20:22
morning, having witnessed the killing and being
20:24
assaulted several times already, George Wollison managed
20:26
to jump overboard and swim to shore
20:28
while Carl was in the middle of
20:30
stealing fishing nets to sell. George managed
20:32
to get away and immediately went to
20:35
the police in Yonkers and reported the
20:37
assaults by Carl who was going by
20:39
the alias Captain Jean O'Leary. Due to
20:41
the lack of accurate information, Carl almost
20:43
got away, but for once to please
20:45
her on the ball. Gotta appraise those,
20:47
you know, NYPD moves, get them, and
20:49
they managed to catch up with him
20:52
on board his yacht. He was taken
20:54
into custody on June 29, 1929. He
20:56
was soon thrown into solitary after a
20:58
failed escape attempt a couple of days
21:00
after being arrested. Finally! He failed in
21:02
his escape. Out of options, Carl managed
21:04
to get a hold of a lawyer
21:06
who he offered the 38-foot yacht as
21:09
payment for defending him and for his
21:11
services. His lawyer, the appropriately named Mr.
21:13
Kachin, actually successfully argued for Carl to
21:15
get bail and even posted the bond
21:17
money for his client personally. As soon
21:19
as Carl's feet hit the street, Carl
21:21
immediately, as you can imagine, ran away
21:23
and said, see you later in his
21:26
boy! That left Kachin to try and
21:28
register the boat that was his payment,
21:30
only to discover the boat was stolen.
21:32
Meaning it was confiscated by the police.
21:34
Kachin was down now about the forfeited
21:36
bail money and won 38 Fort Yacht.
21:38
Well that's what you get, man, yeah.
21:40
All I can say to that is
21:43
ha ha ha. It was really weird
21:45
reading this part in his autobiography. Like
21:47
at this point he talks about killing
21:49
so like nonchalantly and just like drops
21:51
it as if it was just... a
21:53
normal part of the conversation. So he
21:55
said, when he went to register the
21:58
boat, he lost her because the owner
22:00
from Providence came and got her. A
22:02
few days later, I went to New
22:04
Haven where I killed another boy. I
22:06
committed a little more sodomy on him
22:08
and also then tied his belt around
22:10
his neck, strangled him, picked him up
22:12
when he was dead and threw his
22:15
body over in some bushes. Then went
22:17
to New York and got a job
22:19
and got a job. Yeah, yeah, it's
22:21
really weird. In June, Carl, meanwhile, stole
22:23
himself a new boat from a marina,
22:25
which he promptly crashed off the coast
22:27
of New Rochelle. By August, now, boatless,
22:29
oh no! Carl was caught by a
22:32
cop while in the process of trying
22:34
to loot a train's luggage carriage, faced
22:36
with the prospect of returning to jail,
22:38
Carl decided to do the sensible thing
22:40
in his mind and charge the cop
22:42
while swinging an axe, like a madman.
22:44
After a fierce fight that, no doubt
22:46
had the cop lost, he would have
22:49
been brutally murdered, the officer was able
22:51
to get the better of Carl and
22:53
finally had him in handcuffs. He then
22:55
escorted his prisoner to the nearest police
22:57
station. Carl once again gave the alias
22:59
John O'Leary and admitted to several more
23:01
burglaries, hoping the law would go easy
23:04
on him if he just fessed up.
23:06
Instead, he was remanded into custody with
23:08
bail set at $5,000 to a await,
23:10
facing a grand jury. For some reason,
23:12
Carl decided to brag to his fellow
23:14
inmates at the time, and anyone who
23:16
got an earshot, that he was actually,
23:18
kept a lot of us folks, I'm
23:21
an escapee from an organ jail, yonks
23:23
and yonks ago, where he was serving
23:25
a 17-year sentence for trying to murder
23:27
a cop. That's after I was shooting
23:29
in a police car and all the
23:31
shit that he got up to in,
23:33
well, he talked about in the last
23:35
episode, but he kept busy. Yeah, yeah.
23:38
I reckon that he started admitting that
23:40
he started admitting that he started admitting
23:42
to this, kind of gaining some reputation
23:44
some reputation, some reputation. So he was
23:46
in his turdies now so he wouldn't
23:48
be able to compete with like you
23:50
know the young and tough 20 year
23:52
olds. I can't keep up with this
23:55
anymore. I'm tired. I'm a bit burnt
23:57
out from all the killing, you know.
23:59
So like I reckon he was just
24:01
trying to get back someone's reputation that,
24:03
which is all he really had now,
24:05
try and get some respect inside, you
24:07
know, instead of being like, instead of
24:09
competing with these guys, it's like, I
24:12
killed all these people, so you need
24:14
to respect me. That even makes him
24:16
more pathetic. Right, yeah, yeah, really. Initially,
24:18
the jailers didn't believe his brags and
24:20
presumed he was simply trying to get
24:22
himself moved to another jail to another
24:24
jail. They did, though, do their due
24:27
diligence and sent an inquiry to Oregon
24:29
State officials to find out if they
24:31
were, in fact, missing a prisoner. On
24:33
August 29, 1924, Larchmont Police Chief William
24:35
Hines received a reply from Warden Johnson
24:37
Smith of the Oregon State Penitentiary, notifying
24:39
him of Carl's 14 years left to
24:41
be served, and saying, Jefferson Baldwin, one
24:44
of... Pansaram's numerous aliases is wanted very
24:46
badly in Oregon. His was a noted
24:48
case that attracted considerable attention all over
24:50
the Pacific coast, and we are very
24:52
anxious to send an officer for him
24:54
at the earliest possible moment. And so
24:56
for turning himself in by bragging about
24:58
these crimes and saying he was a
25:01
wanted man in Oregon, guess what? Carl
25:03
was like, holy shit, they're actually, you
25:05
know, they wanted $500 for me. He
25:07
tried to collect on his own reward,
25:09
if you can believe that. He was
25:11
unsuccessful. In fact, Carl had little option
25:13
left at this point. In fact, Carl
25:15
had little option left at this point.
25:18
He knew he was in line for
25:20
a long sentence on top of the
25:22
14 years he already had coming. Escape
25:24
was pretty much the only way forward,
25:26
but the chances were few and far
25:28
between. It was at this time, while
25:30
awaiting for the Oregon business to get
25:33
all straighten out, that Carl wrote a
25:35
letter, seemingly to an old accomplice of
25:37
some kind. The letter was addressed to
25:39
a John Romero at an address in
25:41
Beacon, New York, not far from where
25:43
George Wollison had successfully fled Carl's ship.
25:45
In his letter, Carl appeared to threaten
25:47
this Romero, and descending him cash in
25:50
return for his silence in regard to
25:52
things he had done that Carl would
25:54
tell the police about. All of which
25:56
he promised to conveniently forget if Romero
25:58
sent him $50. The money never arrived.
26:00
Carl never got no $50 from Romero.
26:02
And authorities are actually never able to
26:04
identify John Romero, so whether or not
26:07
the man even exists that is a
26:09
complete mystery. Carl must have known the
26:11
cops would read the letter, look for
26:13
a Romero who may have not even
26:15
existed. Maybe Carl was just looking to
26:17
send a police on a mysterious while
26:19
Goose chase about some boogie man out
26:21
there who was even worse than Carl
26:24
or some shit like that. It may
26:26
have simply been his way of messing
26:28
with the law. I'd say so, like
26:30
it was well known that the prison
26:32
cards were going through all the letters
26:34
and said like probably looking for that
26:36
sweet sweet money, that birthday money from
26:38
grandma. But yeah, like it was well
26:41
known so like he would have known
26:43
they were going to read it. So
26:45
yeah, I think it was definitely a
26:47
wild goose, just. Yeah, and he never
26:49
revealed the truth behind the letter, so
26:51
we'll never really know. Ultimately, Carl was
26:53
indicted by a grand jury on the
26:56
burglary charges headed for trial, Carl knew
26:58
the writing was on the wall. He
27:00
instructed his attorney to get him the
27:02
lightest sentence possible in return for a
27:04
guilty plea and avoiding an expensive and
27:06
prolonged trial that was only ever going
27:08
to go one way. The deal got
27:10
Carl five years in Singh Singh Prison.
27:13
Actually a very good deal for Carl.
27:15
The Singh Singh part of the deal
27:17
though changed quickly. Carl was judged to
27:19
unruly and sent upstate to Clinton Prison,
27:21
aka Dana Mora. a far harsher environment
27:23
than sing sing which was in itself
27:25
no no picnic. Danamora I talked about
27:27
that in a video once before because
27:30
there was a very famous prison escape
27:32
from Danamora like it's up in the
27:34
Adirondacks or something it's like stranded by
27:36
marshes it's really really really notorious prison
27:38
for like the worst of the worst.
27:40
Right right so like no escape. Yeah
27:42
exactly but funly enough I was talking
27:44
about it because two guys escape from.
27:47
Oh okay. Yeah they literally did the
27:49
burying the burring through the walls like
27:51
Shaw shanks that were there. It's a
27:53
really. It's a really. It's a really
27:55
interesting story. It's a really interesting story.
27:57
It's. It's a really interesting story. It's.
27:59
It's a. It's a. It's a. It's
28:02
a. It's a. It's a. It's a.
28:04
It's a. It's a. It's a. The
28:06
guards at Clinton or Danumor specialized in
28:08
the prisoners who were considered uncontrollable at
28:10
other prisons, doling out beatings and routine
28:12
torture as casually as giving out Christmas
28:14
presents. Every day at Clinton, Danamora was
28:16
a non-stop fight for survival. It was
28:19
a competition between the prisoners who were
28:21
just trying to desperately cling to the
28:23
last strands of sanity they had left
28:25
in them, and guards who were trying
28:27
to beat it out of them. Just
28:29
like long back in the correctional school,
28:31
Carl had devised a plan to burn
28:33
the entire place down. He even got
28:36
so far as building an IED, an
28:38
improvised explosive device. How does he get
28:40
this shit? To his immense disappointment, the
28:42
device was discovered by a guard before
28:44
he could go true with it. Once
28:46
again, Carl found himself a nemesis. He
28:48
always needs a nemesis. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
28:50
yeah, yeah. A guard who Carl thought
28:53
had it in for him. One day
28:55
the guard fell asleep allowing Carl to
28:57
sneak up on him and smash him
28:59
in the head with a heavy hammer.
29:01
The guard survived but was seriously hurt.
29:03
Of course Carl was super proud of
29:05
the guard not bothering him again. It's
29:07
like Carl's like he stopped me from
29:10
blowing up the place and everyone in
29:12
it. This fuck has got out for
29:14
me. I'm gonna get him. Yeah. In
29:16
a moment of grand karma, Carl attempted
29:18
to escape by scaling a dirty foot
29:20
wall, only to lose his footing and
29:22
fall to the concrete steps below. The
29:25
impact was disastrous for him, and in
29:27
addition to breaking both his ankles and
29:29
lower legs, he also severely damaged his
29:31
back. That would cause Carl pain for
29:33
the rest of his life. I'll have
29:35
to say to that is, ha ha
29:37
ha. Rather than being taken to the
29:39
infirmary, Carl was dragged right back to
29:42
his cell, where he was left to
29:44
suffer in constant agony for over a
29:46
year. Finally, Carl was reluctantly allowed to
29:48
go to the hospital where they operated
29:50
and repaired and repaired what they could.
29:52
The surgery included Carl having one of
29:54
his testicles removed. What's wrong with you?
29:56
Well, I broke both my legs and
29:59
my back hurts a bit. Right, well
30:01
that test was going out to come
30:03
out. Exactly. Ball's first it is. Once
30:05
he had relatively healed up, Carl was
30:07
shipped back to his cell. Having learned
30:09
absolutely nothing from the 14-month-long ordeal, Carl
30:11
was caught raping another inmate and was
30:13
thrown into solitary for several months. In
30:16
his own words, he said, I tried
30:18
to see if my sexual organs were
30:20
in still good order. This was only
30:22
five days after his teskel was removed.
30:24
Also, like, they should have taken both.
30:26
They should have taken both. They should
30:28
just take both. He can't, he won't
30:31
try and, fucking rape anybody again. I
30:33
know, I'm like, it's not as if
30:35
they were like in good nick beforehand.
30:37
It seems riddled with gonorrhea. Yeah, man,
30:39
this is horrible. The only thing that
30:41
got Carl true, those long, nearly endless
30:43
days in a tiny concrete block, was
30:45
fantasizing about all the various plans he
30:48
had for killing as many people as
30:50
he could as he could as soon
30:52
as the chance presented presented presented itself.
30:54
He even came up with a plan
30:56
to dump poison into the village of
30:58
Danamora's drinking water reservoir. He later wrote
31:00
that he wanted to kill every man,
31:02
woman and child in the village. The
31:05
cats and dogs too. Luckily for the
31:07
people of the village, Carl wouldn't get
31:09
the chance. Honestly, if he did, there
31:11
is every likelihood that Carl would have
31:13
attempted to carry out the plan. I
31:15
really enjoyed reading through his delusional plans
31:17
for mass murder. So these went way
31:19
beyond just killing this village. So he'd
31:22
said it sites much much higher. He
31:24
was going to kill New York. He
31:26
was going to kill millions of people.
31:28
Oh wow. So his plan started simple
31:30
enough. Commit a few burglaries to scrape
31:32
together like a few hundred dollars. Okay.
31:34
So far, so good. Realistic. Like it.
31:36
Okay. Now that he was flush with
31:39
cash, the next step was to plant
31:41
a bomb in the middle of a
31:43
railroad tunnel and wait for a large
31:45
passenger train to pass true. So when
31:47
the bomb went off it would trigger
31:49
another secondary explosion releasing hundreds of pounds
31:51
of toxic gas that would kill every
31:54
living thing trapped inside this enclosed tunnel.
31:56
This is like sort of a wily
31:58
coyote though, style plan, isn't it? Oh
32:00
buddy, we're skinned starting. So once everyone
32:02
was dead, Carl, he'd be waiting outside
32:04
with a gas mask after ready. So
32:06
he planned a Walson into the tunnel
32:08
and robbed all the passengers. He estimated
32:11
that he could collect between 50,000 to
32:13
100,000 in cash and jewelry from the
32:15
three or four hundred bodies. Okay. Now
32:17
I said this was just phase one,
32:19
a moose-boosh if you will, what was
32:21
next to come? Okay. So next, he
32:23
would take his freshly stolen fortune and
32:25
head straight to the big leagues. New
32:28
York City. So Carl planned to steal
32:30
millions of dollars and kill millions of
32:32
people here. How would you ask? Well.
32:34
He was going to start a war
32:36
between England and the United States. Okay,
32:38
of course. You really are the most
32:40
devious bastard in New York City. So
32:42
he was confident that he could achieve
32:45
this by being a bit of a
32:47
finance pro and playing the stock market
32:49
through numerous brokers on Wall Street. Once
32:51
he had this money in place the
32:53
peace del resistance would be to and
32:55
I kid you not quietly sneak up
32:57
and sink some great British battleships while
33:00
in American waters using TNT with a
33:02
15 minute fuse strapped to the boat.
33:04
Now in fairness he did have experience
33:06
of sinking a yard a couple of
33:08
years ago so but at the same
33:10
time like he got caught for every
33:12
robbery he murdered plus he shattered his
33:14
body and lost one of his nuts
33:17
falling off a wall. So I'd give
33:19
him like a 50-50 chance. Wow it's
33:21
you literally like Dr. Evil stop here
33:23
like that's crazy. That's crazy you thought
33:25
he could pull this off. It's so
33:27
good. It's actually, it would be hilarious
33:29
if he wasn't so horrifying. I know,
33:31
and like, and in his biography, the
33:34
only reason that this didn't happen was
33:36
because circumstances and look were against him.
33:38
Ah, damn. I almost got to pull
33:40
it off. He's that close. A hairaway.
33:42
Carl was finally discharged from Clinton to
33:44
get him back to reality in July
33:46
of 1928. After five years of relentless
33:48
suffering, Carl was released onto the streets,
33:51
determined to kill and pillage his way
33:53
to hell. He immediately said about committing
33:55
dozens of burglaries. In Baltimore, Bodymore, Murderland
33:57
baby, during a robbery, Carl added a
33:59
no- other body to was already bloated
34:01
beyond belief tally. Carl was then arrested
34:03
for the final time and sent to
34:05
jail in Washington DC. For the first
34:08
time in years, when asked for his
34:10
name, Carl actually said Charles Pansiram. You
34:12
probably run out of names. Yeah, he's
34:14
just circled back to his actual name
34:16
again. Oh shit, that is my name.
34:18
After only just arriving at the prison,
34:20
Carl's latest escape plot was discovered when
34:23
another inmate grasped him up to the
34:25
guards. In retaliation, Carl was strapped to
34:27
a pole by his handcuffs and hoisted
34:29
into the air so that his feet
34:31
barely touched the ground. They left him
34:33
there to hang for nearly 48 hours,
34:35
all 200 pounds of him, standing six
34:37
feet tall. But even so, he was
34:40
still a fearsome side of a man
34:42
with broken legs and missing a nut,
34:44
with several large tattoos, including a large
34:46
anchor on his left forearm and on
34:48
the other arm under another anchor, was
34:50
a crude eagle holding the severed head
34:52
of a Chinese man, interestingly enough. On
34:54
his chest were two more eagles, along
34:57
with the slightly ironic choice of words,
34:59
liberty and justice. What an interesting man.
35:01
Right. Charles Panjoram is. Yeah, no, yeah.
35:03
What an interesting life he led. He's
35:05
lived quite a life, yeah. All the
35:07
time he was hanging, Carl screamed and
35:09
shaded treats and taunts at the guards.
35:11
Once more, the guards replied, by beating
35:14
the ever-living shit out of him. As
35:16
part of his taunting taunting of the
35:18
guards, Carl would tell them about the
35:20
children he had murdered he had murdered
35:22
and how much he enjoyed it, and
35:24
how much he enjoyed it. Those boasts
35:26
continued long after the guards let him
35:29
down. Carl just happily told the inmates
35:31
and the guards about the horrific deeds
35:33
and details of his life. And it
35:35
was around this time, late in 1928,
35:37
that Carl met a 26-year-old prison guard
35:39
named Henry Lesser, who seems to be
35:41
like the only decent person he met
35:43
in his life. And it's surprising that
35:46
Lesser took pity on him and was
35:48
actually nice to Carl. He was, yeah,
35:50
like it was only friend. there was
35:52
a couple of times when Lesor he'd
35:54
be in the prison cell with him
35:56
and like he'd have his back turned
35:58
to him and Carl he would like
36:00
you shouldn't turn your back to me
36:03
like well I know you're not gonna
36:05
know I know you're not gonna do
36:07
anything because you're my friend he's like
36:09
yeah I guess so. At the time
36:11
Carl was despised by his fellow inmates
36:13
and guards alike all except for Henry
36:15
Lesser for some unfathomable reason Lesor took
36:17
pity on Chuckkere on snacks and snacks
36:20
You could say that he was the
36:22
lesser of two evil? Ooh, very good,
36:24
my sir. Rather than immediately taking advantage,
36:26
Carl actually took these small kindnesses to
36:28
heart and the two men became friends.
36:30
I can just imagine Carl getting like
36:32
those Kauai eyes. Maybe the first and
36:34
only real friend Carl ever had. Soon,
36:37
Carl agreed to write down his life
36:39
story for Henry Lesser. The subsequent 20,000
36:41
word manuscript. covering from Carl's early life
36:43
and entry to the Red Wind facility,
36:45
all the way to his arrival at
36:47
the Washington Jail, has fascinated psychologists and
36:49
criminologists ever since. Carl goes into detail
36:52
about many of his crimes, as well
36:54
as giving a cold, honest, and surprisingly
36:56
articulate account of the inner workings and
36:58
thought processes of a sociopath and a
37:00
man who seems at peace with his
37:02
own evil. Yeah, it's such a rare
37:04
window into his serial killer's mind. Like,
37:06
most serial killers, they don't leave such
37:09
detailed accounts of their thoughts, motives, and,
37:11
you know, reflections. So, Panzram's writings, they
37:13
were really, they were a goldmine. I
37:15
also think it's fascinating, not only because
37:17
of his, you know, his unflinching honesty
37:19
about his crimes and his lacrimorse, but
37:21
also because his self-analysis of why he
37:23
was the way he was the way
37:26
he was. It was spot on, like
37:28
he hit the nail on the nail
37:30
on the nail on the head. So
37:32
he openly acknowledged the abuse, neglect and
37:34
violence he endured as a child and
37:36
how dad had shaped his worldview. Like
37:38
he saw himself as a product of
37:40
a cruel and unjust society. I guess
37:43
now we're all like, well yeah. Obviously
37:45
though. Yeah, back then though that would
37:47
have been. This is 1900s. Yeah, like
37:49
psychology, that was, it was still in
37:51
its infancy, especially when it came to
37:53
understanding the criminal mind. Yeah. So this
37:55
rare level of self-awareness, it was really,
37:58
it was ahead of its time. Still
38:00
not an excuse for his actions. Like
38:02
the man raped and killed children, but
38:04
it's hard to argue why he saw
38:06
the world waited. Yeah, I think that's
38:08
probably what even makes Carl so... so
38:10
much more scary as well because you
38:12
see a lot of serial killers and
38:15
monsters out there who are sort of
38:17
just like not much more than like
38:19
wild animals like they don't think about
38:21
these things they seem just like really
38:23
dumb they have zero self-awareness they just
38:25
want to kill people because they enjoy
38:27
doing it whereas Carl like he fully
38:29
knew what he was doing he fully
38:32
knew why he was way he was
38:34
And he still was like, yeah, I
38:36
want to be the most evil fucker
38:38
who ever lives. Yeah, it's like, I
38:40
blame all you and use it going
38:42
to suffer. I think that's what makes
38:44
him scarier, because he wasn't just doing
38:46
it on like instinct, like some serial
38:49
killers. He was on a mission. Yeah,
38:51
yeah. And basically one of his main
38:53
ideas of it was might makes right.
38:55
And that's how he lived his life
38:57
by being... as evil as he possibly
38:59
could because that's what he, you know,
39:01
believed might was, I guess, I don't
39:03
know, just wanted to kill people because,
39:06
and if he kills it, he's... Yeah,
39:08
whoever's more powerful there, the winner, I
39:10
guess, yeah. Exactly. I guess he felt
39:12
like he was the loser his entire
39:14
life. To Karl, there wasn't really any
39:16
moral right or wrong, just, just the
39:18
strong. Ultimately, whoever won the fight was
39:21
right. It's a really bleak philosophy at
39:23
best and a dangerous excuse for a
39:25
bully or worse, you know, at the
39:27
other end of the scale. Yeah, so
39:29
it's not the best outlook on my
39:31
voice. Like I guess like this ideology,
39:33
this was like literally hammered into him
39:35
as a child. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
39:38
So at this point, Carl was still
39:40
only 36 years old. Even now, after
39:42
a life of slaughtering his way across
39:44
the country and even a few continents,
39:46
Carl had never actually faced the decades
39:48
behind bars he was now staring in
39:50
the face. Finally, his chickens were coming
39:52
home to roost. The first major indictment
39:55
came down from Philadelphia on October 29.
39:57
It was for one of the last
39:59
and most recent murders Carl had committed.
40:01
on July 26th 1928 the strangling death
40:03
of Alexander Uzaki the man Carl killed
40:05
in the Baltimore robbery word of Carl's
40:07
capture also reached Salem Massachusetts where Carl
40:09
was wanted for the George McMahon killing
40:12
two witnesses were brought down to Washington
40:14
to see if they could identify Carl
40:16
as the man seen with the 12
40:18
year old that day and unfortunately for
40:20
Carl his distinctive features and his clothing
40:22
he was wearing that day combined with
40:25
the witnesses good memories well he was
40:27
on the hook for that too Soon authorities
40:29
from around the country were lining up
40:31
to talk to Carl about various crimes
40:33
and outstanding warrants. At the front of
40:36
the queue though was the warden from
40:38
Oregon State Penn who was very keen,
40:40
peachy keen to have Carl serve the
40:42
14 years he still owed him. Carl
40:44
knew the score. He was fucked. Royally
40:47
fucked. Carl wrote a letter to the
40:49
Salem District Attorney in which he openly
40:51
stated that he had killed more than
40:53
20 people and he even told the
40:55
DA of his written confession. To top of
40:58
all, he finished a letter by threatening, I
41:00
not only committed that murder, but 21 besides,
41:02
and I assure you here and now that
41:04
if I ever get free and have any
41:06
opportunity, I shall surely knock off another 22.
41:08
It's a bold move. Yeah, exactly. I see
41:10
if it pays off. Yeah, exactly. You know
41:12
what? Never let me out. Gonna kill a
41:14
lot more people. So I'll look forward to
41:16
that, though. Ball's in your course. Yeah. With
41:19
multiple life sentences charging for him,
41:21
Carl first faced trial for the
41:23
burglary he was being held in
41:25
Washington for, a trial for which
41:27
certified nook bear, Carl decided to
41:29
act as his own defense counsel.
41:31
The highlight of a generally inadequate
41:33
display of lawyering, to say the
41:35
least, came to a head when
41:37
Carl decided to cross-examine a witness
41:39
who had earlier identified him as
41:41
the burglar. Carl asked the witness, the
41:44
witness, Joseph Serwinsky, was completely bewildered. So
41:46
to clue him in, Carl decided to
41:48
run his finger across his throat and
41:51
tell Joseph if you continue to testify
41:53
me, this is what going to happen,
41:55
do you? I love it, just threatening
41:58
to witness in front of everybody. Carl
42:00
was immediately found innocent and let go
42:02
in opposite world. I wonder, is that,
42:04
what do you know, what happened? Yeah,
42:06
of course, it's obsolete. Damn it, you
42:08
got us. He was found guilty and
42:10
if the threats in front of a
42:12
jury weren't bad enough, Carl himself was
42:14
the next person to testify and then
42:16
just openly admitted to being guilty on
42:19
the stand, rendering the whole thing completely
42:21
pointless. The funny thing about that is
42:23
like, like he represented, like he represented
42:25
himself. On November 12th, 1928, Judge Walter
42:27
McCoy sentenced Carl to 25 years in
42:29
total. 15 years for count one, 10
42:31
for count two. As little fuck you
42:33
of a cherry on top of the
42:35
shit Sunday, Carl was to serve the
42:37
25 years at his favourite place in
42:39
the world. Leavenworth, Kansas. Even Carl had
42:42
a smile at the irony. His last
42:44
words to the court as he was
42:46
led away were, Visit me! On the
42:48
1st of February 1929, inmate 31614 arrived
42:50
at Leavenworth, where he was introduced to
42:52
Warden T.B. White. The warden went through
42:54
what he expected of Carl, and in
42:56
return, Carl told him directly what the
42:58
warden could expect of him. I'll kill
43:00
the first man who bothers me. The
43:02
thing was, it wasn't the threat. Carl
43:04
simply meant it, and the warden knew
43:07
it. As a result, the warden had
43:09
Carl held in segregation away from the
43:11
other prisoners and limiting his contact with
43:13
the prison staff. They did find a
43:15
job for him, working in the laundry.
43:17
The tasks he was given all meant
43:19
that he would, you know, have next
43:21
to no interaction with others and would
43:23
be alone most of the time, something
43:25
Carl was more than happy with. Still,
43:27
it didn't take long for Carl to
43:29
once again find himself a nemesis. Which
43:32
is, he always needs an enemy, always
43:34
needs that motivation. You know, they hate
43:36
us because they ain't us. He's like
43:38
one of those kind of guys. This
43:40
time it was his civilian supervisor, Robert
43:42
Warnkey. Warnkey had a reputation for being
43:44
a bit of a job as worth.
43:46
He would write prisoners up for the
43:48
smallest infraction and enjoyed it. Since at
43:50
Leavenworth, punishments were always severe, being written
43:52
up and, well, basically, it would have
43:54
dire consequences for you. Carl did stints
43:57
in solitary after Warnkey had written him
43:59
up, which was dangerous for Warnkey to
44:01
have done so. Carl's hatred for the
44:03
man finally boiled over into action on
44:05
June 20th, 1929. The two men were
44:07
in the laundry. Carl, folding clothes, Warnkey,
44:09
writing of paperwork. All of a sudden,
44:11
then, Carl, without prompt or warning of
44:13
any kind, he walked over, picked up
44:15
a heavy metal pole, about four feet
44:17
long, he then walked over to where
44:20
Warnkey was sitting, and mercilessly beat him
44:22
about the head until he was little
44:24
more than bone and blood and mush.
44:26
Killing to Carl was like opening a
44:28
can of wrinkles. So, without any reason,
44:30
then, Carl turned his ironbar to the
44:32
other prisoners in the laundry and then
44:34
began swinging for them. He's like, well,
44:36
in for a minute. Luckily for them,
44:38
a prison-wide alarm spurred a lockdown and
44:40
guards were able to subdue him at
44:42
gunpoint. After a brief standoff, in which
44:45
he casually admitted he just killed, Wornke,
44:47
Carl gave up the weapon and was
44:49
removed back to his cell. Just a
44:51
quick side note, Robert Wornke, he was
44:53
actually active in the 11-worths Kook Clux
44:55
Clan. Oh, just saying, just saying. That's
44:57
not cry over spill a little. Right,
44:59
I'd say that that. I said like
45:01
maybe if Padrau had to focus his
45:03
anger on guys like that, like he
45:05
could have been like, you know, like
45:07
the next puniture or broke out Batman.
45:10
So during all of this, Carl never
45:12
failed to keep up with exchanging letters
45:14
with lesser. Henry Laster is good old
45:16
buddy. The letters acted as an extension
45:18
of the 20,000-word autobiography and might even
45:20
be more insightful than the original document.
45:22
In one key letter, Carl attempted to
45:24
understand the new reformed conditions at Leavenworth.
45:26
After explaining that he figured that he
45:28
was going to be tortured and beaten
45:30
no matter what he did, he might
45:33
as well try and escape. means as
45:35
possible, well when he arrived it wasn't
45:37
quite that. Guards would simply return him
45:39
to his cell after he acted out
45:41
and just leave him alone. He said,
45:43
quote, no one lays a hand on
45:45
me, no one abuses me in any
45:47
way. I have been trying to figure
45:49
it out and I have come to
45:51
the conclusion that if in the beginning
45:53
I had been treated as I am
45:55
now, then there wouldn't have been quite
45:58
so many people that have been robbed,
46:00
raped, raped, and killed. Wow, finally he's
46:02
like, hmm. Now though, beginning on April
46:04
14th, 1930, Carl would face one last
46:06
trial, one last judge for the prison
46:08
laundry murder charge. The outcome from the
46:10
very beginning was pretty much nailed on
46:12
and Carl knew it. Once again, Carl
46:14
refused an attorney and entered a not
46:16
guilty plea. The prosecution called almost a
46:18
dozen witnesses, including the warden and each
46:20
of the men who had been in
46:23
the laundry at the time and had
46:25
directly witnessed Carl kill Warnke. The judge
46:27
took less than an hour to reach
46:29
a verdict. It was only ever going
46:31
to go one way. Judge Hopkins confirmed
46:33
the sentence and imposed a sentence of
46:35
death by hanging to be carried out
46:37
on the 5th of September. Carl took
46:39
the opportunity to threaten the judge. May
46:41
as well. Saying, I certainly want to
46:43
thank you, judge. Just let me get
46:45
my fingers around your neck for 60
46:48
seconds and you'll never sit on another
46:50
bench as judge. Okay, oh, wait a
46:52
minute. Almost got me there. Carl then
46:54
laughed out loud as he was led
46:56
back to his cell by U.S. Marshals
46:58
to await his execution. The time finally
47:00
came when Carl was taken from his
47:02
cell at 5.55 a.m. on Friday, September
47:04
5th, 1930. Around a dozen or so
47:06
guards and several newspaper reporters were the
47:08
only witnesses. Carl was escorted to the
47:11
gallows by two U.S. Marshals. The noose
47:13
placed around his neck, Carl was asked
47:15
if he had any last words, to
47:17
which he famously replied. Yes, hurry it
47:19
up you, who's your bastard? I could
47:21
kill a dozen men while you're fooling
47:23
around. That's amazing. He really hated people
47:25
from Indiana, I guess. With that, the
47:27
trapdoor was... sprung and at 6.03 a.m.
47:29
7 minutes after leaving his cell. Wow
47:31
that's so quick by the way it's
47:33
like seven eight minutes he's done. Carl
47:36
Pans-Ram's rampage was finally over. He was
47:38
pronounced dead 15 minutes later. He was
47:40
later buried in the prison cemetery row
47:42
six grave 24 only a stone bearing
47:44
his inmate number to mark the grave
47:46
and so ends the story of Carl
47:48
Pans-Ram a case as interesting as the
47:50
man himself was terrifying. He was such
47:52
an interesting figure that even in his
47:54
own lifetime, which is in the, you
47:56
know, very earliest days of psychology and
47:58
psychiatry, being anywhere near to recognizable things
48:01
we see them as today, several notable
48:03
intellectuals of the day, including a Dr.
48:05
Carl Menninger, who was a very famous
48:07
psychologist, he wanted to study Carl. A
48:09
lot of people wanted to study him.
48:11
They all found him fascinating, despite Carl
48:13
being openly hostile and refusing to play
48:15
the psychology game. By that point Carol
48:17
was just eager to get on with
48:19
the death sentence and it's a bit
48:21
of a shame that we didn't get
48:23
more out of him from a psychological
48:26
point of view because well he was
48:28
a pretty unique case for honestly one
48:30
of the most horrifying men to have
48:32
ever lived and what's worse is he
48:34
knew it and he knew why he
48:36
was the way he was and he
48:38
just wanted to keep on going till
48:40
the whole world burned. Very very true.
48:42
It's such an interesting case and like
48:44
he definitely had a tough childhood but
48:46
I think things really started to go
48:49
downhill after he was sent out reform
48:51
school at age 11 and he definitely
48:53
wasn't the only one let down by
48:55
this system. So this is what Carl
48:57
had to say about the reform schools.
48:59
What others may have learned by the
49:01
same treatment in other similar institutions I
49:03
don't know but this I do know.
49:05
that in later years I have met
49:07
thousands of graduates of those kinds of
49:09
institutions and they were either in going
49:11
into or leaving jails prisons madhouses or
49:14
the rope and electric chair was yawning
49:16
for them as for me. Wow and
49:18
there you go that's the story of
49:20
Carl Pahn's realm we shall leave you
49:22
there for today feaks yeah good one
49:24
yeah dark as hell yeah Kind of
49:26
like, he I think,
49:28
is the definition the definition
49:30
killer. It's hard
49:32
to top how vile
49:34
and evil he
49:36
was, you know? was, you
49:39
know? Oh, yeah, yeah, big time. Yeah.
49:41
All right, folks. well
49:43
so much for listening
49:45
to listening to the that chapter
49:47
means a lot
49:49
to me, and it
49:51
means a lot
49:53
to the me across
49:55
from me. Hope you
49:57
enjoyed this whole
49:59
episode across new episodes
50:02
of the podcast out
50:04
every single Monday
50:06
morning, the and listener out
50:08
up when we morning
50:10
them up, really. stories
50:12
up when we when we always,
50:14
them give him a
50:16
goo, as and so please
50:18
right, until the
50:20
next one, please take
50:22
care of each
50:24
other and yourselves. please take
50:27
care of each other and you.
50:29
You will. I'll say
50:31
right. Thanks, folks. Bye.
50:33
folks, bye, bye.
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