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This is the Adam

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Corolla show. Adam's guest

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today, comedian Leonardo Joanie,

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plus Anna Voccino, and

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the news and trending

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topics with Jason Mayhem

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Miller. And now, a

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torpedo bat is also

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his nickname for his

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junk. Adam Corolla. Yeah,

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get it on. Got

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to get it on. No choice

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but to get a man to get on.

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Thanks for tuning in. Thanks, you tell the

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friends. Leonardo and I saw each other several

2:37

weeks ago at the end of doing some

2:40

fun shows over there. Yeah, that's a great

2:42

venue. Talk about a free speech venue,

2:44

huh? Yeah, I've said it many times

2:46

in that regard. It's fun. It's

2:48

kind of raucous. It's a little

2:51

rock and rolly. The crowd sits

2:53

right up against the edge. You

2:55

know, the stage has a long

2:57

table, like barge. It just runs

2:59

the whole length of it. People

3:02

have their drinks basically right up

3:04

on the edge of the strength.

3:06

It's in, uh, O.C. in, uh,

3:08

God. South, it's, uh, in South

3:11

Bay. Yeah, it's called The End.

3:13

The End. It's fun. And I

3:15

don't know if you've found

3:17

this, but, um, I find that,

3:20

you know, when you go on

3:22

the road, oh God, I just

3:24

did. 20 minutes in Beverly

3:26

Hills and I haven't done anything

3:28

locally in a million years and

3:30

this was a kind of country

3:32

club Beverly Hills crowd and I

3:34

just got up there and said

3:36

like two and a half jokes

3:38

and I was like I forgot

3:40

you fucking up tight yeah assholes

3:42

were I'm used to traveling and

3:44

playing to my crowd you know but

3:47

but you tell me if you find this

3:49

you can go to places that

3:51

are more sort of red and

3:53

and I don't even want to

3:55

go Republican Democrats just just more

3:58

into free speech and idea and

4:00

non-judgmental, their panties aren't a bunch.

4:02

You can go to Oklahoma City

4:04

and Wisconsin and stuff, you can

4:06

go to those places, but if

4:09

you find a bastion of that

4:11

here. in LA in California, they

4:13

hit even harder. They're more ready

4:15

for it. Because you're drawing from

4:17

people who are in a market

4:20

that don't get served. Right. And

4:22

these people exist. Like everybody thinks

4:24

LA is all a bunch of

4:26

blue hippies and stuff. It's not.

4:28

There's a lot of right wing

4:31

people who are free speech and

4:33

they're not getting it. Right. So

4:35

where you're getting is this kind

4:37

of pent up. Yeah. Versus a

4:39

place that would be writer. red

4:42

or leaning who was like well

4:44

this just every day for us

4:46

right they're not getting served yeah

4:48

they're not getting served i actually

4:50

think it's kind of across the

4:52

board that people on the right

4:55

aren't getting served because if you

4:57

look at the major comedy providers

4:59

like netflix and all the specials

5:01

that are out there they keep

5:03

putting up this trans non-binary some

5:06

kind of ethnic and they want

5:08

to just throw that in your

5:10

face and people really tuned out

5:12

of that kind of comedy you

5:14

know well i think economically they're

5:17

waking up in terms of Disney

5:19

and Netflix and Bud Light or

5:21

whomever like they were full steam

5:23

ahead and somehow COVID kind of

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weaponized them like they were already

5:28

Jogging down that road toward equality

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and equity and DI and everything.

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Somehow, COVID made them sprint. Like

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they saw an opening and they're

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like, now we can go headlong

5:39

into our nutty nonsense. Man, you

5:41

know. You know men are women

5:43

and women are men and you

5:45

can't define it. Every crazy idea

5:47

they got got a big scoop

5:50

of creatine in it from COVID.

5:52

I don't know why but COVID

5:54

like left some it made teachers

5:56

go nuts it made politicians go

5:58

nuts it made everybody in power

6:01

go nuts they were drunk with

6:03

power yes it was communism on

6:05

steroids because what was the message

6:07

that they kept saying over COVID

6:09

hey I don't care if you

6:12

don't want to take the vaccine

6:14

take it for me and my

6:16

sick grandma so that's communism communism's

6:18

about how you have to think

6:20

about others over yourself and they

6:23

legislate it. So these people were

6:25

drunk with power. Yes. So it's

6:27

sped up during COVID and then

6:29

in the last 10 minutes with,

6:31

I mean, ultimately, these people have

6:33

no, they have no principles. It's

6:36

mostly all about money. If you're

6:38

Disney, if you're a corporation, it's

6:40

about money. If you're a politician,

6:42

it's about getting reelected. So lo

6:44

and behold, now you have all

6:47

these politicians go, whoa, whoa, whoa,

6:49

whoa, I wanted to close the

6:51

border, I didn't want to shut

6:53

the schools, or I love fracking.

6:55

You know, they just changed. They

6:58

changed their story, just like Gavinusum,

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and all these companies like Disney

7:02

are starting to wake up. I

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think. Yeah, I mean, I hope

7:06

you're right. I am a little

7:09

bit more conspiratorial. So I do

7:11

think they have an ideology. I

7:13

think they have a agenda where

7:15

their whole thing is destroy the

7:17

West. Oh, I believe they have

7:20

an ideology in the in the

7:22

micro like the the chick who

7:24

ran Bud Light was an ideologue

7:26

Ivy League. She was bought and

7:28

paid for, she was done with,

7:31

but Bud Light as an entity

7:33

wants to make money. She, you

7:35

know, this person over Disney is

7:37

into trans, whatever, but Disney globally

7:39

wants sales. Yeah, but what you

7:42

have happening is those companies even

7:44

themselves represent, you know, Western accomplishment,

7:46

right? So you've got this tribe

7:48

of people who found each other

7:50

through their mental illnesses and they

7:53

infiltrate all of these organizations. They've

7:55

infiltrated all the college organizations. Why

7:57

is it that every college student

7:59

comes out, you know, a Marxist?

8:01

And by the way, uglier than

8:04

they went in. It's all... I

8:06

think you guys are over thinking

8:08

it. Because I think that corporations

8:10

are just like uncool dads. who

8:12

are listening to whoever is the

8:14

marketing genius of the day. So

8:17

this one had blue hair. So

8:19

you listen to her for a

8:21

while, but now everyone went. Too

8:23

much, too much. But how did

8:25

she get in there? How did

8:28

they all get into all these

8:30

positions? I mean, I'll give you

8:32

a simple analogy. Okay. The teaching

8:34

profession attracts people with a kind

8:36

of socialist mindset. Now. Yeah, now,

8:39

now, now, meaning what is teaching,

8:41

what is tenure, you know, I

8:43

mean, like what is this place?

8:45

Well, you show up, there's no,

8:47

it's not results oriented, it doesn't

8:50

matter how the kids do in

8:52

the math or testing, reading or

8:54

whatever, you're going to get paid

8:56

and we'll make it impossible to

8:58

fire you. So it's essentially like

9:01

a socialist kind of job. It

9:03

is, it is not an entrepreneurial

9:05

job. You're correct. It is the

9:07

opposite of going, I'm going to

9:09

start my own bakery right in

9:12

the middle of downtown, but I

9:14

got to get there early and

9:16

make the dough at three in

9:18

the morning. It is the opposite.

9:20

It is maximum days off. Maximum

9:23

days off. I mean, I can't.

9:25

Maximum benefits. Maximum days off. Maximum

9:27

lack of results. Zero results and

9:29

zero accountability when no results pour

9:31

in, which is exactly the opposite

9:34

of you starting your own bakery.

9:36

You can start your own bakery.

9:38

I'm taking Mondays. We're all staying

9:40

up. So it attracts. people that

9:42

have that mindset. It's not an

9:45

entrepreneurial mindset. And then those people

9:47

have to impart information to young

9:49

people who don't have the information.

9:51

What angle do you think they're

9:53

going to approach history from or

9:56

economics or anything else when that's

9:58

their mindset? And by the way,

10:00

they don't know anything because they

10:02

don't they've never been in the

10:04

real world. They've lived in this

10:06

sort of false gravity world that

10:09

I've said. And then you expect

10:11

them to not graft on their

10:13

feelings on to kids. And it's

10:15

mostly women. And that's an impossibility

10:17

for young women. It's an impossibility

10:20

not to know what she's thinking

10:22

about or who she voted for,

10:24

meet his murder, like whatever the

10:26

fucking shit she's thinking about, women

10:28

can't do that. Women in low

10:31

testosterone males. Right. cannot not indoctrinate,

10:33

but also, as I've said, a

10:35

little thought experiment. What if it

10:37

was, forget about ideology or, you

10:39

know, politics, what if it's just,

10:42

we only hire vegans? like mostly

10:44

vegan teachers. They're mostly vegan teachers.

10:46

Well, at some point the cafeteria

10:48

would want to serve up meatloaf

10:50

and these people go, I don't

10:53

think that's right. You know, and

10:55

then some kid would be in

10:57

the back of the class, you'd

10:59

open a slim gym and they'd

11:01

go, Tommy. Is an extremist? Do

11:04

you know how offensive that can

11:06

be to me and others? That's

11:08

not vegan. they learned to keep

11:10

their fucking mouth shut because they

11:12

don't want to target on their

11:15

back and they're not bringing a

11:17

pot roast into the break room.

11:19

They're bringing Tofurki in because they

11:21

and they would go I don't

11:23

I don't want to be fucking

11:26

cast out I don't want to

11:28

be attacked I don't want to

11:30

be attacked I saw another guy

11:32

came in here and he ate

11:34

a meatloaf sandwich and they terrorized

11:37

you know they just they wrote

11:39

a swastaker on his locker in

11:41

the lounge you know what I

11:43

mean? So then now at a

11:45

certain point, the kids are vegan,

11:47

the teachers are vegan, it's a

11:50

recruitment center, it's just the way

11:52

it goes. So that's where we're

11:54

at. But a lot of that

11:56

goes back to the takeover of

11:58

the teachers unions in the 60s

12:01

and the 70s, where they were

12:03

infiltrated by communist leaders who wanted

12:05

specifically to dismantle the school system,

12:07

to the place to the point

12:09

where, you had a lot of

12:12

kids who were acting out and

12:14

things that. like beating up teachers

12:16

setting teachers on fire this is

12:18

in the schools of New York

12:20

City and what came down from

12:23

the teachers union is because they

12:25

were from like a minority group

12:27

that needed to be protected was

12:29

hey don't discipline the kids, just

12:31

let them do what they got

12:34

to do, it's a tough time

12:36

for them right now. So then,

12:38

you know, you have that kind

12:40

of instituted policy, along with what

12:42

you're talking about, this sort of

12:45

Marxist ideology of, you're going to

12:47

have your job no matter what,

12:49

don't worry about the results, this

12:51

is what we want, and so

12:53

it does come from a kind

12:56

of top-down level, and then what

12:58

kind of teachers are they going

13:00

to hire? white town. I had

13:02

like plenty of male teachers who

13:04

had good families, they talked about

13:07

their families, they had good, they

13:09

were intelligent, and some of them

13:11

were conservative. Actually I think most

13:13

of them were conservative, so I

13:15

had a split of male and

13:18

female teachers, there wasn't a whole

13:20

lot, and the female teachers weren't

13:22

doing a lot of this. They

13:24

were older, they were like in

13:26

their 40s and 50s and 60s.

13:28

They didn't have this like we

13:31

need to like control these minds,

13:33

you know I was actually taught

13:35

to think for myself I was

13:37

asked to critically reason things Yeah,

13:39

well the other thing that happened

13:42

is this stuff used to start

13:44

in college and now somebody figured

13:46

out We can get there earlier.

13:48

We got a great train these

13:50

pups man. Let's get them early.

13:53

Yep. Because they won't give us

13:55

a hassle. Yeah, I mean that's

13:57

the whole point of them doing

13:59

race education in like young like

14:01

third graders telling the white kids

14:04

about their guilt sex ideology yeah

14:06

it's really it's it's it's um

14:08

I wish any of it worked

14:10

I think any of it worked

14:12

I would be down with more

14:15

of it like you worked in

14:17

which sense like like you know

14:19

five years ago was defund the

14:21

police oh right and it's been

14:23

five years and if somebody said

14:26

you know we took the Minneapolis

14:28

Police Department we pulled them way

14:30

back we ended up saving the

14:32

taxpayers you know millions of dollars

14:34

each year we implemented community policing

14:37

and violence went down and car

14:39

theft went down the domestic beatings

14:41

went down I'd go Okay, good.

14:43

Yeah, but it's never that. It's

14:45

always the opposite. It's always, yeah,

14:48

it's always the, uh, the district

14:50

select woman who spearheaded the, if

14:52

you find the police thing, just

14:54

got jacked at the park, by

14:56

night point, you know, is amazing

14:59

to, that was something I was

15:01

watching during COVID, which just felt

15:03

like you reap what you saw

15:05

in like, unbelievable real time like

15:07

it takes years these I remember

15:09

there was like one very left

15:12

politician in New York City who

15:14

was advocating for criminals to have

15:16

no cash bail and it's sad

15:18

he got stabbed and killed by

15:20

criminal in middle street and his

15:23

you know girlfriend from wherever the

15:25

heck she was from just watched

15:27

it and then said she didn't

15:29

want to press charges because she

15:31

didn't want to enforce racial stereotype

15:34

I was like yeah you reap

15:36

what you saw it was kind

15:38

of an unbelievably amazing that's funny

15:40

that you brought that up because

15:42

I was saying to Dr. Drew

15:45

about six months ago I go

15:47

bad policy used to take a

15:49

decade to really wash over us.

15:51

Like, they'd go prop 13, the

15:53

property taxes or something, and then

15:56

it'd be years later where we'd

15:58

go, we got screwed by prop

16:00

13. Who's the guy? Oh, he's

16:02

dead. You know, whoever governed. or

16:04

whoever he retired six years ago,

16:07

or whatever. It's like it took

16:09

a long time for bad policy

16:11

to fuck us up. Now it's

16:13

kind of real time. Like go

16:15

appoint this horrible DA to your

16:18

city. Crime starts immediately. Violence goes

16:20

up and defund the police or

16:22

bad COVID policy. Like it is.

16:24

real-time bad results, which used to

16:26

take a long time. But COVID

16:29

was 10 minutes ago, and now

16:31

all the kids that were locked

16:33

down for two years are mentally

16:35

ill. Like it used to take

16:37

a study to follow the guy

16:40

for 30 years. You know, now

16:42

it's like, oh, no, we screwed

16:44

up in real time. I think,

16:46

you know, again, I am a

16:48

little bit more conspiratorial and spiritually

16:50

minded. I do think that's God

16:53

being like, here you go, you're

16:55

going to see it in, you

16:57

can't even any plausible, any plausibility,

16:59

plausible deniability. I'm going to show

17:01

you. it happened exactly right away

17:04

like there was I forgot who's

17:06

that comedian heather something when she

17:08

was on stage yeah and she

17:10

was like I got triple bolstered

17:12

or whatever and she's like I

17:15

guess Jesus just loves me more

17:17

and immediately she's like hit with

17:19

a stroke and I was like

17:21

all right yeah I didn't see

17:23

that's heather McDonald's I don't I

17:26

don't remember what her she collapsed

17:28

it's heather McDonald's and she collapsed

17:30

mid- Right after saying that, literally

17:32

she says that statement and she

17:34

goes, oh, oh, and everybody's like

17:37

freaking out and she hits the

17:39

floor, she hits her head. Are

17:41

you saying God came down from

17:43

heaven and gave her my old

17:45

carditis? No, I think God was

17:48

letting people, the repercussions of people's

17:50

actions happen in a much faster

17:52

timeline. She clomped her head on

17:54

the stage. It was bad. And

17:56

I'm not, you know, yeah, there

17:59

you go. Oh my God. I

18:01

don't care, but I want you

18:03

to know double-vaxed booster flu shot

18:05

and I'm gonna be honest I

18:07

have the shingle shot too. And

18:10

I still get my period. What?

18:12

Yes! Traveled, went to Mexico twice,

18:14

did shows, meet and greets, never

18:16

got COVID. Clearly, Jesus loves me

18:18

the most. Seriously. So nice. So

18:21

nice. Here we go. All right,

18:23

that was crazy, right? Right after

18:25

she, immediately he like lets her

18:27

say her whole speech. Yeah, oh

18:29

God, yeah. What about all those

18:31

times, God knocked you out, ma'am?

18:34

I never did. Never got knocked

18:36

out. You never got knocked out?

18:38

Not once, bud. Oh, sorry. I've,

18:40

you know, I've, you know, I've

18:42

experienced it myself where I say

18:45

something stupid or whatever, and then

18:47

immediately, like a little later that

18:49

day, I'll get the repercussions. She's

18:51

okay. But there she was and

18:53

it's like it's like revelation right

18:56

away. You say okay great. This

18:58

is this is actually what it

19:00

looks like when you get all

19:02

when you get all those shots.

19:04

So get you with a left

19:07

hook. By the way, very funny

19:09

stand up. You were rocking that

19:11

room at the end. I think

19:13

you went on right before. Yeah,

19:15

right before you. And I was

19:18

like a little bit nervous because

19:20

I was like, oh, I was

19:22

backstage. I don't have my finger

19:24

on the pulse of comedy of

19:26

stand-up comedy. I know less names,

19:29

less people, less background, less history,

19:31

less controversy. Everyone's always like, you

19:33

know her, she's the one, she's

19:35

getting canceled, but she's so out

19:37

there, she's far from a can

19:40

of men, this proud. And I

19:42

was like. Oh, is she gonna

19:44

just rock these guys for 15

19:46

or 20 minutes? And then I'm

19:48

gonna have to go out there?

19:51

They loved you. That was no

19:53

problem for you. They loved you.

19:55

I think I might have been

19:57

a little too over the line

19:59

for some of them. It was

20:02

pretty crazy, but they loved. They

20:04

loved you. And then I saw

20:06

sort of backstage and other comedians

20:08

were like, yeah, Leonard has been,

20:10

she's been canceled, that she sold

20:12

out shows, they canceled comedians. Always

20:15

the saddest thing. I always said,

20:17

I said during COVID, I said,

20:19

when you got the comedians, now

20:21

you got everybody. And comedians giving

20:23

real serious sanctimonial speeches about this

20:26

stuff. I was like, oh, you're

20:28

comedic. The comedians. Called some of

20:30

the clubs you were booked at and

20:32

sold out at right? Yep And it

20:34

got them to cancel the show? Yeah,

20:36

it was a whole coalition across from

20:39

like Boston to California. I'm not even

20:41

kidding. And it's people that nobody knows

20:43

because I had like big name comics

20:45

who know me. I mean, this was

20:48

going on and I had in the

20:50

middle of getting canceled, I was featuring

20:52

for Russell Peters. And he was like,

20:55

it's funny. He's like, I only think

20:57

they're coming after you like this because

20:59

you're actually funny. Like he's like,

21:01

if you weren't funny, nobody would

21:03

care. actually good. Yeah, and I'm

21:05

going up against all the propaganda

21:07

that's been shoved down our throats

21:09

for I think at least the

21:12

last 30 years, which I myself

21:14

had swallowed by the way. Oh,

21:16

I was gonna ask, what is

21:18

there a trajectory for you? Because

21:20

a lot of people, especially younger

21:22

ladies, attractive ladies, they start off. this

21:24

way. Yeah, very left. You went to college. Yeah,

21:26

I went to college. You know, I went

21:28

to a Jesuit university. I went to Fordham,

21:31

which is great school, and they weren't like

21:33

that, especially when I went. This was a

21:35

longer, you know, many years ago before this

21:37

whole thing happened. But I still came out

21:39

a bit more left. That wasn't really it.

21:41

I was living in New York City, and

21:43

I was with a bunch of, you know,

21:45

girls who just kept going more and more

21:47

left and you don't really notice it you're

21:50

kind of going with the ocean you know

21:52

the ocean's taking you out you don't notice

21:54

it all of a sudden you realize you're

21:56

in too deep and that moment for me

21:58

was you know I was in a 12 recovery

22:00

program and they had a women's only

22:02

meeting and which made sense because we

22:04

had some things that we had to

22:06

deal with as women that made our

22:08

addiction what it was so that was

22:10

a space to talk about it. What

22:12

was your drug of choice? I was a

22:15

compulsive overeater you know some haters would

22:17

say I still am. My mom went

22:19

to OA too. Yeah, it was actually

22:21

horrific. People think it's kind of funny,

22:23

but I literally wanted to kill myself

22:25

before going in because it just occupied.

22:27

I felt like, I didn't know there

22:29

was a recovery program for it, but

22:31

one of my friends was an alcoholic

22:33

and he went into recovery for AA

22:35

and then he told me his story

22:37

and I was like, everything you just

22:39

said you do with alcohol, I do

22:41

with food and dieting. So I was

22:43

like, let me get that book. I

22:45

started reading the book, I started crying

22:47

because for the first time I was

22:49

like, there's somebody else who, there's other

22:52

people who experience what I've experienced, this is

22:54

addiction, and then I was just going to go

22:56

to an AA meeting because I didn't know there

22:58

was any OA meetings, and I just looked up

23:00

12 step meetings, and at the bottom was overeat

23:02

anonymous, and again, I just started weeping. I could

23:04

not believe. At that point in my life, I

23:06

was 23, I thought... I'm the only person

23:09

who does this with food.

23:11

It's so shameful and discussing.

23:13

I'm pathetic, horrible human being. What

23:15

was it that you were doing, if

23:17

you don't mind? I don't mind.

23:19

It was a total body obsession

23:22

and... You know, you try to,

23:24

like, you know, you feel all

23:26

this pressure, especially, you know, at

23:28

that time, we didn't have all

23:31

this fat acceptance, so you really

23:33

had to be skinny. And it

23:35

wasn't just like normal, they're always

23:37

fucking with girls' minds, by the

23:40

way. And at this point, it

23:42

was like the super anorexic was

23:44

the look, you know, and there

23:46

was no, I mean, look at

23:48

me, there's no way I was

23:50

going to be that. but like

23:52

this master lemonade thing which is

23:55

like lemon water cayenne pepper and

23:57

a little maple syrup so yeah

23:59

and then losing crazy amounts of

24:01

weight, not being able to maintain that

24:03

because your body reacts and then going

24:05

on crazy binges, just stuffing yourself past

24:08

any point of being able to sense.

24:10

What was your weapon of choice in

24:12

the page? Sweets. Sweets, cake, ice cream,

24:15

cookies, and it would always start with

24:17

this obsession about something. Like I remember

24:19

one time I was in college and

24:21

all of a sudden I got into

24:24

my mind that I needed this particular

24:26

cheesecake. place in New York City. It's

24:28

the middle of a snowstorm. It's a

24:31

blizzard. And I go outside my dorm

24:33

and I see these people smoking outside

24:35

and I was like, attics. I go

24:38

from the Bronx, get on the subway,

24:40

ride an hour train in the middle

24:42

of a blizzard so I could go

24:45

to this one store to get a...

24:47

particular cheesecake because you have this I

24:49

the unconscious thing is it's going to

24:51

solve whatever issue you have like once

24:54

you get that and it's all about

24:56

like feeling a sense of your own

24:58

power like I can do this when

25:01

you don't feel power in all these

25:03

other areas and then getting it and

25:05

then immediately hating myself and going well

25:08

now since I've already done this I

25:10

might as well eat all like you

25:12

know 3,000 calories of shit yeah and

25:15

that was my life since from 16

25:17

to about 24. And by the time

25:19

I got to the end of it,

25:21

it was so horrible that I thought,

25:24

and I was fat at this point,

25:26

I was fatter, I was like 227

25:28

pounds. Thank you, the black guys thought

25:31

so. And I was like, I don't

25:33

care if I never lose another pound

25:35

again. I cannot live like this. If

25:38

this is what I have to face

25:40

for the rest of my life, I'm

25:42

going to kill myself. And then I

25:45

found that that that was there was

25:47

OA. What do they teach you at

25:49

OA? So they teach all different kinds

25:52

of things, you know, it really started

25:54

to get poisoned near the end where

25:56

it started becoming fat. acceptance and if

25:58

you wanted to lose weight it was

26:01

clear that your disease was acting up

26:03

again. I was like bitch this is

26:05

called overeaters anonymous we're here because we're

26:08

fat right you know but I had

26:10

a great sponsor he was a older

26:12

black guy in his like 60s who

26:15

had been over 600 pounds and was

26:17

maintaining almost a 400 pound weight loss

26:19

at 2.30. Al Rokar was your sponsor.

26:22

Yes, and he would do the weather

26:24

sometimes during our 12th. But he taught

26:26

me harm reduction. Carson Daley taught me

26:28

how to love, by the way, I

26:31

don't know if you know that. He

26:33

taught me harm reduction. You know, I

26:35

heard him sharing in a meeting, he

26:38

said, you know, I knew I had

26:40

recovery when, you know, my sponsor said

26:42

to me, okay, what are you eating?

26:45

and be okay and he was like

26:47

actually yeah and that's that was what

26:49

I started so it was like I'm

26:52

eating a whole cake and he'd be

26:54

like do you think you could eat

26:56

half a cake and be okay and

26:58

I was like actually yeah yeah and

27:01

then you start to get kind of

27:03

more normal I've been saying this to

27:05

people for a long time like and

27:08

and it's not attractive but I would

27:10

say to my friends like they go

27:12

I'm gonna I'm going to quit smoking

27:15

at the first of the year, you

27:17

know, and I'd go once you just

27:19

what are you smoking out like a

27:22

pack a day? All right, there's 20

27:24

to pack. Yeah. Why don't you just

27:26

knock it down to 15 a day

27:29

and see how that works? Not, I'm

27:31

doing the I'm doing the first. I

27:33

go, I don't know, but in meanwhile,

27:35

you could just knock it down. And

27:38

it's really unattractive, that kind of, it's

27:40

like pragmatic, it's not fun. It's not

27:42

fun. and the cayenne with the lemon

27:45

juice and the stuff I've had so

27:47

many fucking conversations especially the women that

27:49

go I'm gonna order my bone broth

27:52

diet I go how much you just

27:54

fucking tone it down with the eating

27:56

a little bit and move a little

27:59

bit more no no Monday I start

28:01

with the, and I'm like. It's the

28:03

flip side of the obsession, that's why.

28:05

Right, right. You're trying to fix something

28:08

with some weird alchemy, and it's more

28:10

of the same, it's just in the

28:12

other direction. Because you're still obsessed with

28:15

food on the other side. Yeah, you're

28:17

now obsessed with some weird diet that

28:19

you have to subscribe to, that's going

28:22

to show up at your door. You're

28:24

doing that, you're thinking about what you're

28:26

going to eat when you're going to

28:29

eat when this end. and how you're

28:31

going to get that. Right, right, right.

28:33

It's way different to be like, you

28:35

know, I'm going to have a piece

28:38

of cake once a week on Sundays

28:40

in the afternoon. And you go, oh,

28:42

well, I could live like that. And

28:45

you will then, and you can actually

28:47

enjoy the cake that way too, instead

28:49

of sort of obsess over it. So

28:52

not sexy, but saved my life. Yeah,

28:54

save my life. Cheat day. You just

28:56

eat whatever you want. Yeah, then the

28:59

rest of the time, you're salad. That

29:01

would never work for somebody like me.

29:03

Oh, really? Because my brain just go,

29:05

if you give me a day where

29:08

I could just eat wherever I want,

29:10

then Monday comes around and go, well,

29:12

I can't, I can't stop. You're going

29:15

to cheesecake bender. Yeah, and it's insane.

29:17

But what happened was in this recovery

29:19

program that had been so important that

29:22

had saved my life. politics started to

29:24

slip in. Yeah, really. People started sharing

29:26

about how they were so distraught that

29:29

Trump had won. And I put my

29:31

hand up, because I wasn't pro- Trump

29:33

at that point at all. I was

29:36

actually anti- Trump. And I was like,

29:38

hey, you're actually jeopardizing people's recovery. Like

29:40

lives are on the line here. And

29:42

you're talking about stuff that actually isn't

29:45

relevant. And the thing that got me,

29:47

that really got me as I was

29:49

in this all-women program, like women, like

29:52

women, like women, everything. women started coming

29:54

in. Oh boy. And I was like,

29:56

I hadn't quite confronted that. I had

29:59

been just sort of swallowing because I

30:01

knew there was no benefit to me

30:03

stepping out across this tribe of women.

30:06

I was going to be put, I

30:08

have a target on my back, right?

30:10

But I felt inside, I was like,

30:12

this isn't right. He never got a

30:15

period. know what it's like for your

30:17

hips to come in and then all

30:19

of a sudden your body just morph

30:22

you had to start. Maybe he's got

30:24

his own stuff but this isn't it.

30:26

Right, right. And it kind of broke

30:29

me and then once that broke where

30:31

I finally got I was like I

30:33

don't care what I remember just members

30:36

my way I don't give a fuck

30:38

what they say. That's a fucking man.

30:40

I don't care how many fucking people

30:42

are saying this I'm done I'm done

30:45

pretending I'm done pretending. where I started

30:47

investigating things and started seeing how much

30:49

the media lied to us and started

30:52

seeing like, you know, I'm not, I

30:54

have my criticisms of Trump's policies, I

30:56

do. But at that point I realized

30:59

he wasn't this demon they were making

31:01

him out to be. And I realized

31:03

what he was doing was going up

31:06

against a 40, 50 year machine that

31:08

was pushing the country in a certain

31:10

direction and he suddenly was speaking up

31:13

and making people feel like they weren't

31:15

alone. Because the big thing is not

31:17

just to push the propaganda. but because

31:19

there's going to be people who see

31:22

through it to make you believe you're

31:24

pretty much in the minority and you

31:26

don't have a shot in hell fighting

31:29

this. Yeah it's it's effective I mean

31:31

like I said he showed people that

31:33

that wasn't true and that's a threat

31:36

to the system. Yeah it's funny I

31:38

I realize that I always flash back

31:40

on this conversation I had with Tucker

31:43

Carlson Carlson. God, seven or eight years

31:45

ago, and he just was interviewing me

31:47

here, and he said, when's it all

31:49

in? And I said, when we stop

31:52

apologizing, just stop apologizing. And now go

31:54

from not apologizing to ridicule. And that's

31:56

what it started. You have to ridicule

31:59

these people. You literally have to make

32:01

fun of them, and it works pretty

32:03

effectively. And now we're going from the

32:06

not apologizing phase to the ridicule phase.

32:08

Their stuff is so easily ridiculed. But

32:10

it's always been easily ridiculed. But everyone

32:13

was scared. Well, first off, sister, 30

32:15

years over. I, during COVID, did not

32:17

go along with the plan. I ridiculed

32:19

the plan and called everyone pussies. Great.

32:22

And I was on the offense. And

32:24

Dr. Drew would say. I don't get

32:26

why you have to be insulting. Like

32:29

why can't you just disagree and say

32:31

I don't think it kills healthy young

32:33

kids and not... I would end everything

32:36

with, hey sheep, get under the bed,

32:38

pussy. Everyone was your pussy. I called

32:40

everybody a pussy. And because I realized

32:43

it wasn't enough to just sort of

32:45

backpedal a little bit and go, let's

32:47

just let, you know, bygones be bygones

32:50

here. You have to go forward because

32:52

all they do is encroach. All they

32:54

do is move forward. It's not enough

32:56

for them that they get vaccinated. They

32:59

need you vaccinated. And then if you

33:01

don't get vaccinated, you need to get

33:03

fired and you need to be removed

33:06

from your livelihood. And it's like, I

33:08

realize. Oh, it's bully behavior. The bully

33:10

beat down man knows. Just covering up

33:13

in the corner is you're still going

33:15

to get punched. You got to start

33:17

throwing. I think you're full. And I

33:20

went 100% I called so many people

33:22

sheep, so many people pussies, so many

33:24

people cowards. That's all I did. Yeah.

33:26

All through COVID. And it was not

33:29

easy sledding. No, people hated me. Yeah,

33:31

no, I believe that. I mean, I

33:33

went through that. I lost a couple

33:36

of social media accounts because I was

33:38

calling it out and I was calling

33:40

out people who were, I was also

33:43

calling out people who were complying by

33:45

having fake vaccine cards and going to

33:47

things. I was like, no, no, no,

33:50

no, no, no. You cannot give this

33:52

to them. Let them suffer from you

33:54

not showing up. Right. And then I

33:56

had started the ridicule before it was

33:59

cool. Oh good. And that stripped my

34:01

first account. Oh, he dropped you for

34:03

that? Yeah, it went into Instagram or

34:06

Instagram and Facebook. It went into the

34:08

Gulag and then I'd go appeal it

34:10

on Instagram and I was like, no,

34:13

sorry, you have to appeal it on

34:15

Facebook. And then I'd go appeal it

34:17

on Facebook and they'd be like, this

34:20

account doesn't exist here. If it's an

34:22

Instagram account, try to go to Instagram.

34:24

And it was. Fine, you know, there's

34:26

jokes about 9-11 and stuff like that.

34:29

There's a lot of, you know, jokes

34:31

that are tough jokes, which are fine.

34:33

I mean, historically, it's been that way.

34:36

I didn't, I don't know why or

34:38

when it became okay or acceptable to

34:40

police other people's comedy, which is another

34:43

left thing, which I've definitely, I've had

34:45

comedians come on. I bet guys come

34:47

on after my set and talk about

34:50

my set, which is fucking insane. Because

34:52

I would never, I would never, Mark

34:54

Marin did that to me at the

34:57

comedy store, like I don't agree with

34:59

Mark Marin. But I would never go

35:01

on after him and start getting in

35:03

breaking down his set action video on

35:06

stage. I was like, but you have

35:08

to be a pompous ass because basically

35:10

it's, listen, you think this way, I

35:13

think that way, by the way, I'm

35:15

all ears, you tell me what I

35:17

got wrong about COVID. Tell me what

35:20

I got wrong because I've been yelling

35:22

about this for years. Tell me what

35:24

I got wrong I'm not wrong So

35:27

not only are you making fun of

35:29

my shit, but I happen to be

35:31

correct But fine, but I would never

35:33

dream of policing your set and I

35:36

certainly wouldn't dream of calling the manager

35:38

of McGouby's joke house and telling them

35:40

to cancel you I wouldn't even think

35:43

to do it, but I wouldn't think

35:45

to tell you to put on a

35:47

mask if I was walking by you

35:50

on a trail. All these things, I

35:52

wouldn't key or Tesla. It's none of

35:54

my business. So you think it's a

35:57

whole crew of comics that got you

35:59

canceled? No, I know, I know it

36:01

is. Yeah, because they were bragging about

36:03

it. They were launching about it. They

36:06

were launching their campaign. They were putting

36:08

it up on their stories. And they

36:10

didn't like my material. Also, I'm pretty

36:13

edgy on Twitter. I say real edgy

36:15

stuff to provoke. So that really pisses

36:17

them off. But Michael Rappaport called one

36:20

of the clubs. I just called him

36:22

out for it because I know the

36:24

club owner told my agent, you know,

36:27

he was like, I can't have her

36:29

because now Michael Rappaport called and said,

36:31

hey, if you have her on, I'm

36:34

not going to do your club anymore

36:36

and I'm going to make sure that

36:38

none of my friends do. Why? Because

36:40

you said death to Israel? I didn't,

36:43

I hadn't yet, but it was, it

36:45

was, it was, he already didn't like

36:47

me calling out things that I didn't

36:50

like about Israel's foreign policy, their policies,

36:52

and then it just took a couple

36:54

of edgy tweets for him to be

36:57

like, I now have the leverage I

36:59

need to get her off. Cancel. Yeah,

37:01

and he's, you know, these are people,

37:04

you know, he's a leftist who's now

37:06

saying like, oh he kind of likes

37:08

Trump, why, because the tide has turned

37:10

so much, why, A lot of these

37:13

people, what I think the issue is,

37:15

is that, number one, this is what

37:17

I noticed. So I went and looked

37:20

at some of these people. I got

37:22

death threats from some of these comedians

37:24

who told me they were going to

37:27

stomp me out, calling me out on

37:29

this stuff, talking about how I'm like

37:31

a racist, and as if, because that's

37:34

the number one, like immortal sin you

37:36

can commit in our globalist society, by

37:38

the way. So I went and looked

37:40

them up. And virtually every single person

37:43

I looked up. had a criminal record.

37:45

Really? Yeah, a couple of them had

37:47

warrants out for their arrest, they had

37:50

drunk driving, and one of them was

37:52

a stripper who's calling me immoral. And

37:54

I go. You literally show your asshole

37:57

for money to men you don't know.

37:59

Do you think that you have... That's

38:01

just on Wednesday. So then I realize,

38:04

because I really couldn't understand this, I'm

38:06

like, how could you have that level

38:08

of hypocrisy? And then I understood. Because

38:11

when you do shit like that, that

38:13

you actually, I think every human being

38:15

does know what's right and what's wrong,

38:17

even when they're committing it. You know

38:20

you actually are... morally unjustified. You know

38:22

you're doing bad things. But nobody can

38:24

actually think, who thinks that they're a

38:27

bad person? There's nobody who thinks they're

38:29

a bad person. No, sadly. I leave

38:31

it up to me, I'll tell you

38:34

who's bad. Yeah, and then they want

38:36

to, in order to reconcile themselves to

38:38

the idea that they're still a good

38:41

person, they have to find someone that

38:43

they consider way more morally reprehensible than

38:45

them. Yes. And the system already gives

38:47

them a narrative that's real easy to

38:50

do. And I play the heel a

38:52

lot in comedy by being that person.

38:54

That's kind of how I... Kind of

38:57

provoke people is being the heel even

38:59

though I'm actually quite nice to people

39:01

outside of that You know I make

39:04

fun of fat people a lot on

39:06

stage, but obviously I have a lot

39:08

of compassion because I fucking want super

39:11

fat You know Yeah, that way with

39:13

smart people. I make fun of smart

39:15

people all the time because you're really

39:17

smart. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, so they

39:20

have a prescribed track that gives them

39:22

an All of a sudden, they're going

39:24

from being this immoral person who is

39:27

beating up their wife or drunk driving

39:29

or selling their asshole, take the elevator

39:31

express because I'm going to jump on

39:34

the ship of calling out this racist

39:36

anti-Semite homophobe, whatever they want to throw

39:38

at me. And then all of a

39:41

sudden, the whole social structure will award

39:43

them with ribbons. Yeah, I think there's

39:45

a, it's an interesting time we're living

39:47

in because we're... obsessed with safety but

39:50

also calling everyone a hero and and

39:52

and and everyone is strong and everyone's

39:54

a hero and everyone's fighting everyone's fighting

39:57

no one's fighting like mayhem I used

39:59

to fight. We used to fight. You

40:01

know, no one's fighting anything. You standing

40:04

in front of a Tesla dealership on

40:06

a Sunday is not you fighting anything.

40:08

It's you with like-minded idiots doing nothing.

40:11

And so we're fearful. People are scared

40:13

of shit. I mean, people are just

40:15

pussies. They are fucking scared. I don't

40:18

know what's going on, but they're... I

40:20

think it's from sort of not growing

40:22

up like handling tools or handling yourself

40:24

or getting into situations, you know, people

40:27

are super safety, crazy paranoid, fearful, but

40:29

we still have some sort of Disney

40:31

version of ourselves like that, well, I'm

40:34

a hero and I stood up, but

40:36

with no repercussions. Like, okay, you called...

40:38

Trump, a tyrannical dictator, and you told

40:41

him to suck your dick online, but

40:43

you know nothing's ever going to happen

40:45

to you. Now, if he really was

40:48

a tyrannical dictator and you told him

40:50

to suck a dick online, then he

40:52

would take you to a gulag somewhere,

40:54

chain you to a radiator, and you'd

40:57

be beaten in darkness for the next

40:59

20 years. So they don't actually believe

41:01

it, and they don't fear it. But

41:04

what I'm saying is, hey, ballsy guy,

41:06

how about you start talking shit about

41:08

Islam? They're scared shitless to say anything

41:11

about Islam because Islam will Charlie Hebdo

41:13

you. They will come over there and

41:15

fuck it. Yeah, go ahead. You make

41:18

fun. You make fun of every other

41:20

religion. Go ahead and do Mohammed. Oh,

41:22

you won't because you're fucking coward. They

41:24

make fun of the shit that they

41:27

know no one's ever going to do

41:29

anything. They do all this virtue signaling.

41:31

Well, it's easy virtue. It's easy. But

41:34

I'm saying if you actually do things.

41:36

Like you are engaged in behavior that

41:38

is a little risky, you go out

41:41

and race a car or roll with

41:43

some MMA, Jiu-Jitsu or what have you.

41:45

break a sweat like you do something

41:48

you go white water rafting down a

41:50

steep you know waterfall or something you

41:52

really do that you don't really feel

41:55

the need for this stuff these people

41:57

sit at home and they're trying to

41:59

sort of justify themselves and it's real

42:01

easy to attack comedian whatever you would

42:04

not talk shit like let's put it

42:06

to you this way There are guys

42:08

and guys historically that if you talk

42:11

shit about them would actually come over

42:13

beat the shit out of you. Mike

42:15

Tyson? Mike Tyson. Yeah, fuck with him

42:18

on an airplane. He's gonna he's gonna

42:20

tune you up. Right. Okay, but it's

42:22

real easy to just make fun of

42:25

this politician or that comedian or whatever.

42:27

Virtue signal in front of everyone. Meanwhile,

42:29

you get you get plaudits from your

42:31

tribe and nothing ever happens to you.

42:34

Right. It's easy virtue. There's no risk

42:36

and it's all reward in your mind.

42:38

Except for it's empty calories, man. I

42:41

don't I don't get the empty calories.

42:43

That's why they need more and more

42:45

of it. I guess you're right. Yeah.

42:48

But, you know, you're right about that

42:50

because these were grown men who were

42:52

sending me death threats. Meanwhile, there are

42:55

actual male comedians who've said the exact

42:57

same things I've said, and worse, they

42:59

were able to play those clubs, no

43:01

problem. Anthony Rappaport didn't call the club

43:04

and say if you have these people

43:06

on. Because they got an ill-level Rappaport?

43:08

Yeah, sorry, Michael Rappaport. Yeah, I mean,

43:11

you get Gina Carano fired from her

43:13

fucking Disney show. Okay, hero, you're such

43:15

a hero. Why didn't you get the

43:18

guy who was the the Nickelodeon producer

43:20

who was a known Petel? Why didn't

43:22

you get him fired? How about you

43:25

pipe up about Weinstein or are you

43:27

worried about your next job? Right. None

43:29

of them were talking about Weinstein when

43:32

he was in charge, but afterward all

43:34

of a sudden all of a sudden

43:36

right so it would act take some

43:38

wavos to talk shit about Weinstein when

43:41

he was running Hollywood because it would

43:43

affect you directly. And that's what we

43:45

call character. But not saying a word

43:48

the whole time he's doing all that

43:50

he's doing that you're aware of because

43:52

maybe it happened to you or maybe

43:55

it happened to your girlfriend or whomever,

43:57

you know the stories, you say nothing

43:59

because you want your next job, then

44:02

he gets called out and then you

44:04

pile on which is... perfect it's just

44:06

coward on top of coward activity i

44:08

think you're absolutely right there is this

44:11

obsession with safety which is so ironic

44:13

because we live in such a safe

44:15

society everything is so safe and we

44:18

are obsessed with that and i do

44:20

think some part of that also comes

44:22

to like a lack of uh... faith

44:25

you know everybody's like trying to live

44:27

forever because yes we just believe that

44:29

it's nihilistic at the end right there's

44:32

nothing there right so why would you

44:34

you got to try to preserve your

44:36

life for as long as you can

44:38

under that situation. Yeah, I think a

44:41

lot of it is connected to lack

44:43

of religion and faith and things like

44:45

that. Religion teaches you to fight for

44:48

higher values. It says there are values

44:50

that are more important than preserving your

44:52

life. We don't have that philosophy anymore.

44:55

No, not at all. And we're calling...

44:57

Everybody's a hero and then everyone, the

44:59

rest of them are victims, even though

45:02

nothing really happened to them. Like, it's

45:04

interesting, somewhat troubling times. You know, it's

45:06

so crazy is like the positions that

45:08

I have where I'm called like a

45:11

radical extremist, these were the dominant positions

45:13

for human history for thousands of years.

45:15

It's only in the last 50 to

45:18

60 years that actually we've adopted a

45:20

radical extremist. I don't even know what

45:22

I would put this in leftist liberal

45:25

philosophy that goes counter to every instinct

45:27

in humanity. I mean... the just take

45:29

the of the feminist movement of i

45:32

don't need no man yeah when you're

45:34

living in the safe society that men

45:36

already built yeah that is policed by

45:39

men who will protect you from the

45:41

consequences of your own actions okay then

45:43

you don't need no man but that's

45:45

not been the dominant philosophy of women

45:48

for thousands of years thousands of years.

45:50

Yeah, and basically it's screwing them up

45:52

too. I absolutely think are such a

45:55

mess. It's screwing them up. I mean,

45:57

I've had these kinds of conversations with

45:59

like female comedians who are like pursuing

46:02

comedy. I'm like, it's all great. But

46:04

let's let's put everything in the hierarchy

46:06

of value system. I'm like, what's the

46:09

real truth about what you want? Let's

46:11

say you could just wave a magic

46:13

wand. You get to the top of

46:15

your career. You're super famous. loves you,

46:18

you don't have this thing to ground

46:20

you, and suddenly they get it. And

46:22

I go, so that's not actually your

46:25

highest value to be the most successful

46:27

comedian you can be. You'd like to

46:29

do some comedy, but your deep core

46:32

stuff is to find somebody to be

46:34

with, have a loving relationship, have a

46:36

family, maybe you'll do some comedy with

46:39

that. That's the truth for most women.

46:41

That is our core drive. Well, we

46:43

have attempted sadly... to talk women out

46:45

of what they need and what they

46:48

do which is a really cruel joke

46:50

and shame them when they Admit that

46:52

that's what they want right so the

46:55

plan is take the women and basically

46:57

talk them out of every instinct they've

46:59

ever known throughout humanity Yep, and then

47:02

we'll take the boys and who are

47:04

six years old and rough housing on

47:06

the back lawn and we'll tell them

47:09

to stop doing that and that's bad

47:11

right so we'll try to get the

47:13

boys to stop doing what boys do

47:16

and we'll try to get women to

47:18

stop doing what women do and then

47:20

they will kill themselves right that is

47:22

basically Or they'll shoot up a school.

47:25

Or they'll trans themselves and shoot up

47:27

a school. That's how it happens. This

47:29

is why I say I think it

47:32

is actually an evil ideology that is

47:34

motivating these people. It's an anti-life, anti-human

47:36

ideology that is rooted in a deep,

47:39

deep resentment, I think, of God and

47:41

his creation. That's what I think. Well,

47:43

I'm a little simpler in that whatever

47:46

was. whatever existed however our society worked

47:48

there against so if the woman stayed

47:50

home took care of the family and

47:52

cooked and clean and the guy went

47:55

off and made made money and brought

47:57

which sounds great by the way I

47:59

don't by the way I have no

48:02

idea when that became a slap in

48:04

the face I'm still waiting for some

48:06

bitch to tell me to stay home

48:09

while she just goes out and brings

48:11

home to bacon you know and we

48:13

We took all that was, you know,

48:16

we go, look, people want a car

48:18

because they have freedom, they want a

48:20

home ownership, and they want traditional religion

48:22

and roles and responsibilities, and so and

48:25

so forth, and we went, get rid

48:27

of all of it. We're all gonna

48:29

live in one of these miniature towns,

48:32

and you're gonna live on top of

48:34

the person's gonna live on top of

48:36

you, and you'll take mass transit, and

48:39

a woman's gonna work, or the guy's

48:41

gonna stay home, but they're not gonna

48:43

have kids. And it fucked everyone's shit

48:46

up. It is you are going against,

48:48

you know, if I essentially, if I

48:50

took a Marlin and I was like,

48:52

and what, it was like Marlin, what

48:55

do you do? I cut through the

48:57

water. I swim 50 miles an hour.

48:59

I'm shaped like a torpedo. You go,

49:02

okay. That's bad. You're not gonna bring

49:04

you up on land now and have

49:06

you kind of hang out on the

49:09

beach a little bit The fucking Marlin

49:11

would kill itself. Yeah, we'll kill itself.

49:13

We go and every time it got

49:16

scooting through the water to be slow

49:18

it down slow it down and you

49:20

too swordfish not that I even know

49:23

the difference but bring it down we

49:25

have a maximum three knots you cannot

49:27

The thing would start picking on itself,

49:29

it would get fat, it would get

49:32

depressed and watch too much marlin porn.

49:34

It would have cats as pets, and

49:36

it would eventually go down to protest

49:39

that Elon, and a Tesla dealership would

49:41

start screaming like an unhinged marlin. It

49:43

would eventually cut its sword nose off.

49:46

Sure, it would tuck the sword nose.

49:48

That's true. Yeah, so it's like, in

49:50

nature, now look, if you threw an...

49:53

in the ocean and said swim, but

49:55

the owl would be miserable, you know

49:57

what I mean? Like there's different roles

49:59

and different proclivities and guys do it,

50:02

guys do them, women, but if you

50:04

start trying to talk everyone out of

50:06

what they do, I mean if you

50:09

basically you go, you're at a barbecue,

50:11

like it's a Gillette commercial. toxic man

50:13

commercial. You're in a barbecue and there's

50:16

a couple of six-year-old boys like staying

50:18

around with a dance or drinking beer

50:20

and tending to the grill. At some

50:23

point they start wrestling. That's what they

50:25

do. That's what I did. That's what

50:27

I did. That's what you did. I

50:29

mean, I just wrestled. I wouldn't have

50:32

video games. Everything was a headlock and

50:34

it was always funny because whenever my

50:36

friend's mom would come home, she'd always

50:39

walk in and go, where the for...

50:41

Why does a furniture all move? She

50:43

could tell the furniture had been moved.

50:46

But it was only, we'd knock it

50:48

over and slide the sofa back and

50:50

wrestle and then at some point we

50:53

tried to get everything back in place

50:55

with the mom would always go, all

50:57

right, something like, what were you guys

51:00

doing in here? Well, we were fucking

51:02

wrestling. I mean, that's, that's, that's what

51:04

we did. Right. And so if you

51:06

had a bunch of people come up

51:09

to us to go, oh, hey, oh,

51:11

oh, no, no, no, no, no, go,

51:13

go, go play nice, go play nice,

51:16

go play nice, go play nice, go

51:18

play nice, go, go, go, go, go,

51:20

go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

51:23

go, and play nice, go, go, go,

51:25

go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

51:27

go, and play nice, go, go, go,

51:30

go, go, go, and play nice, go,

51:32

go Well then the guys would start

51:34

fucking going nuts and acting out being...

51:36

fucked up and being addicted to stuff.

51:39

And so this never and in quest

51:41

to get the sex is to either

51:43

stop doing what they're supposed to do

51:46

or become the other sex. It's kind

51:48

of real consequences. Yeah, they do that.

51:50

You know, my little brother, I have

51:53

brothers about 16 years younger than me

51:55

and when he was in, I think

51:57

it was like kindergarten or first grade

52:00

or whatever, he was playing on the

52:02

school yard and this kid. So my

52:04

brother turns around. punches him square in

52:06

the mouth. So you should do, right?

52:09

You fuck around and find out. The

52:11

teachers are like scolding him. Yeah, I

52:13

know he made a mistake, but you

52:16

don't do that. It's like, no, that's

52:18

exactly what you do. Because then that

52:20

kid isn't gonna pull somebody else's leg

52:23

and potentially hurt them. I do think

52:25

this is a problem. You know, I

52:27

love women for what we are. We're

52:30

very compassionate and empathetic. And nobody gets

52:32

it. That's why you have this, you

52:34

have an overly feminized culture that sympathizes

52:37

with the criminals but not the victim.

52:39

Oh, but then he's gonna spend his

52:41

whole life in jail. He killed someone.

52:43

Right. That's the least thing that we

52:46

can do. Yeah, well he doesn't have

52:48

to spend his whole life in jail.

52:50

We could kill him. Right. But that's

52:53

why I said him spending his life

52:55

in jail is the least we can

52:57

do. No, I know. Look, it's, we

53:00

fuckeded women up pretty badly. starting, you

53:02

know, it's been a few years, but

53:04

I used to say it to Dr.

53:07

Drew all the time when I was

53:09

doing love lines, like I said, we're

53:11

fucking up women, we're telling them. do

53:13

whatever you want don't you let any

53:16

man ever tell you it's like yeah

53:18

everyone should be told something by somebody

53:20

early and often and you're not anyone's

53:23

seamstress you're not anyone's chef you're not

53:25

anyone's made you don't have to do

53:27

and it's like well bitch you better

53:30

get a job as a lawyer then

53:32

if you don't want to do all

53:34

that shit and then we'll use your

53:37

money and we'll pay it to the

53:39

seamstress and the chef and the maid

53:41

but you can't just do nothing yeah

53:43

I'm with that like I'm pretty bad

53:46

at cleaning pretty good at cooking so

53:48

I pay somebody to clean my house

53:50

yeah but you earn money I do

53:53

earn money you know and if I

53:55

but because because I earn money I

53:57

don't have the energy and a time

54:00

to put into cleaning and I don't

54:02

like it well my feeling is look

54:04

I whatever it is you first off

54:07

like Michael Jackson couldn't, well he did

54:09

two things, but he did one thing

54:11

with the got of money, which is

54:13

he, I don't think he did the

54:16

second thing, but that's not, well he

54:18

sung and he danced. He didn't need

54:20

to learn how to change the oil

54:23

in his family cruiser because it would

54:25

have been a waste of time for

54:27

him to do it. I still think

54:30

he would have had a better, more

54:32

fulfilled life if he did spend weekends

54:34

changing the oil. on his truck. Like

54:37

I think that might have saved him.

54:39

The mundane kind of tasks of life

54:41

doing your own thing. You know, there's

54:44

just a difference between a mom cooking

54:46

her kid breakfast and you guys going

54:48

out to breakfast. You know what I

54:50

mean? Having a maid come and do

54:53

it. I mean, that's why a lot

54:55

of these kids will get attached in

54:57

the nannies. Yeah. And that messes them

55:00

up. But if you are working and

55:02

you make money, then I would suggest.

55:04

Just like dentistry you pay a professional

55:07

to do certain things but Keep in

55:09

mind as much of the mundane as

55:11

you can do, like as much of

55:14

the cooking or I'm gonna wash my

55:16

own car, I'm gonna go organize the

55:18

garage this weekend, like as much of

55:20

that as you can do, we'll keep

55:23

you sane. And that's a, that's, we

55:25

have outsourced everything. I mean, dog walkers,

55:27

walking your dogs about the saneest thing

55:30

you can do. That will keep your

55:32

ass sane walking a dog. The fact

55:34

that half these women don't even have

55:37

jobs and are. outsourcing to a dog

55:39

walker? It's it's it's kind of ugly

55:41

American shit by the way. Yeah I

55:44

know it's a little bit gross but

55:46

it's ugly like upper earning and then

55:48

it's again I think it's people trying

55:50

people really don't want to be a

55:53

part of nature they don't want to

55:55

think of human beings as an organism

55:57

that's grounded in nature they need to

56:00

be outside of that and I think

56:02

it all goes back to like not

56:04

wanting to deal with we are going

56:07

to die you know so if I

56:09

have a dog walker I don't have

56:11

to be this loser, you know, human

56:14

who's got a walk or dog and

56:16

then I'm not going to die. I

56:18

mean, it's, it is that. And I

56:21

do think that a lot of this,

56:23

they try to separate themselves from the

56:25

plebs. Oh, the plebs have to walk

56:27

their dog or the plebs have to

56:30

watch their own children. And I'm like,

56:32

you know... you can outsource certain things

56:34

I agree you're not going to be

56:37

able to outsource the bond that you're

56:39

supposed to have with your children that's

56:41

not going to happen I mean you

56:44

can try I mean I agree no

56:46

look I think you're gonna mess up

56:48

your kids and I think you're gonna

56:51

mess yourself up actually the sad thing

56:53

is is if you're you know when

56:55

you talk to a kid who loves

56:57

his mom appreciates his mom and or

57:00

dad but mom especially to go What

57:02

was your mom's dish? You know, like

57:04

when you got a boo-boo and you

57:07

didn't feel well or you had to

57:09

stay home or there was raining outside,

57:11

what would she make? And the ones

57:14

that have the good relation of the

57:16

mom will bring up this dish. Whatever

57:18

my mom made, right? But if you're

57:21

bringing up with the nanny made or

57:23

what the grub hub guy brought over,

57:25

that's a break in a relationship with

57:27

a mom. Yeah, there's nothing. I mean

57:30

there is nothing more emblematic I think

57:32

of a mother's love than when she

57:34

makes a meal and feeds her child.

57:37

She's literally sustaining life. But not the

57:39

whole cheesecake. Just one slice. How about

57:41

you don't judgment? Too late. That's all

57:44

I do. Okay, how about that? So

57:46

is it going good now? Because you're

57:48

real funny stand up and the worm

57:51

has turned a little bit. Like the

57:53

guys, you know, the guys that were

57:55

taking a thumping during COVID and being

57:58

called racist and I was one of

58:00

those people that they tried to beat

58:02

on during that period. It's better now.

58:04

It is better, but I will tell

58:07

you that. I think we still have

58:09

a lot of cowards who run venues

58:11

and as soon as they get a

58:14

little bit of anything, they just give

58:16

in, which is pretty pathetic to me

58:18

because I think it's exactly like you

58:21

said, all that would need to happen.

58:23

It's for you to say, yeah, we're

58:25

not doing that and hang up the

58:28

phone. And then not take any more

58:30

calls, let them cry, let them say

58:32

how they're going to call everybody and

58:34

all that, and just ignore it. And

58:37

I promise you, they will go away.

58:39

Here's the difference though. All these people

58:41

who did this, they're not going to

58:44

be anything. I can guarantee you, because

58:46

I've seen their comedy, it's horrible. And

58:48

they have a little commune where they

58:51

all agree they're going to be horrible

58:53

together and then that's how they're going

58:55

to make it. It's not going to

58:58

happen. But I'm actually doing something. And

59:00

if you think I'm not going to

59:02

remember every single place that canceled me,

59:04

you're out of your fucking mind. And

59:07

if you think I'm ever going to

59:09

bring my business to you, you're also

59:11

out of your fucking mind. And let

59:14

me tell you what happened to all

59:16

these places that canceled me. I had

59:18

a sold out show in Pottown Pennsylvania,

59:21

250 people. which I don't have a

59:23

huge audience, so that's pretty good for

59:25

me. I'm five years into comedy, it's

59:28

pretty good for me. They canceled me.

59:30

So what did I do? I found

59:32

a firehouse, a volunteer firehouse that had

59:34

a hall that I could rent, and

59:37

I brought those 250 people to his

59:39

hall, and he was so grateful, and

59:41

he was like, I love your comedy,

59:44

you're funny. Also, any. you want to

59:46

come back do it so now I

59:48

took approximately 10 to 15 thousand dollars

59:51

of revenue that that guy could have

59:53

gotten and brought it to somebody else

59:55

so you didn't win none of those

59:58

comics who called me got my stage

1:00:00

time or got my revenue what did

1:00:02

you earn you didn't earn anything I

1:00:05

still got paid actually more because I

1:00:07

had a better deal with this guy.

1:00:09

This guy made money. And my fans

1:00:11

became more die-hard because they saw that

1:00:14

I wasn't willing to go down without

1:00:16

a fight. And here's the thing for

1:00:18

me. It's like, yeah, I'm fighting for

1:00:21

my right to free speech, but I'm

1:00:23

also fighting for these people's right to

1:00:25

have the kind of comedy that they

1:00:28

want. You're not just silencing me. You're

1:00:30

telling 250 people that they shouldn't like

1:00:32

what they like. Who the fuck are

1:00:35

you? I agree and what I want

1:00:37

to say to these people all the

1:00:39

time is when they're out demonizing you

1:00:41

or me or anybody, well I disagree

1:00:44

with you as much as you disagree

1:00:46

with me. More so. Yeah, I got

1:00:48

two kids that are 14 that are

1:00:51

languishing at home because you shut the

1:00:53

schools down and I'm lobbying to get

1:00:55

the schools reopen and you're yelling at

1:00:58

me? Imagine how I feel about you.

1:01:00

Yep. And your philosophy is a philosophy

1:01:02

of true freedom to set people free

1:01:05

from these oppressive systems that have infiltrated

1:01:07

their minds and allow people to make

1:01:09

the decisions about what they want to

1:01:11

listen to, what they want to go

1:01:14

to. You vote with your money. Your

1:01:16

philosophy is a philosophy that says if

1:01:18

you don't come over to my side

1:01:21

and treat everybody with kid gloves, every

1:01:23

lunatic with kid gloves and advocate their

1:01:25

made-up identities, not only are you a

1:01:28

bad person but you deserve to get

1:01:30

your money taken away, basically you deserve

1:01:32

to die. And your system is a

1:01:35

system of oppression and death because what

1:01:37

are they advocating? They're getting these kids

1:01:39

to chop off their genitals. I mean,

1:01:42

hello? Hello? What are you talking about?

1:01:44

So these people have the actually more,

1:01:46

well, the actually morally objectable position. Communism

1:01:48

has killed more people than any other

1:01:51

philosophy in the world. It is insane

1:01:53

to me that people can openly pronounce

1:01:55

themselves as communists and they do not

1:01:58

get... At least as equal of a

1:02:00

vitriolic reaction as somebody who would say

1:02:02

that they're a Nazi. That's insane to

1:02:05

me. Well, Stalin's body counts a lot

1:02:07

higher than Hitler's body counts. But this

1:02:09

is what I'm saying. We should live

1:02:12

in a society where if somebody is

1:02:14

a communist, they should be terrified to

1:02:16

be public about it. Because it is

1:02:18

a philosophy of death. Communism actually has

1:02:21

a philosophy that says, hey, if we

1:02:23

have to kill people along the way

1:02:25

to establishing our utopia, that's okay. Yeah,

1:02:28

it's so funny. It's insane that Bernie

1:02:30

Sanders has a rally and you know,

1:02:32

8,000 people show up. Like you want

1:02:35

to hear what this old Kami Koot

1:02:37

has to say? Insane. And well, I'll

1:02:39

say this, all of these places, you

1:02:42

know, you better believe that you are

1:02:44

leaving a negative taste in the mouth

1:02:46

of all of these people who wanted

1:02:48

to come to your venue and see

1:02:51

something they wanted and you just told

1:02:53

they couldn't have it. Yeah, not Bernie,

1:02:55

but you were talking about. Yeah, yeah,

1:02:58

yeah. So how's it going now? So

1:03:00

I'm doing, I do these shows now.

1:03:02

Basically what I have to do is

1:03:05

book off-the-beat venues that are not connected

1:03:07

to any businesses. So you can't call

1:03:09

anyone. So maybe somebody's got a hall,

1:03:12

maybe somebody's got, you know, an auditorium

1:03:14

and you just rent it out, pay

1:03:16

a rental fee or a lot of

1:03:19

times they'll take the drinks and I'll

1:03:21

just take the door. to get the

1:03:23

location and buying a ticket is not

1:03:25

enough. I actually run an AI screener

1:03:28

on these people who bought tickets that

1:03:30

screens. and the whole internet to make

1:03:32

sure that they don't have any kind

1:03:35

of like liberal affiliations. Wow, a lot

1:03:37

of footwork there. Yeah, well I have

1:03:39

to do it because they will they

1:03:42

will buy these tickets try to get

1:03:44

the venue and either call the place

1:03:46

and try to get me canceled day

1:03:49

of or show up and and try

1:03:51

to heckle or whatever. And then the

1:03:53

people will get the location. Most of

1:03:55

the people are good but one person

1:03:58

I had bought a ticket recently to

1:04:00

one of my shows and then ran

1:04:02

the AI thing and what came back

1:04:05

is he had written about. uh... a

1:04:07

toxic work environment and i was like

1:04:09

yep you can go you're not you're

1:04:12

not going to be at the show

1:04:14

Yeah, so the stuff is good. It's

1:04:16

going good for me because I have

1:04:19

my own fan base who finds me

1:04:21

on social media who's very committed, who's

1:04:23

very die-hard, and they know what I'm

1:04:25

dealing with. And they like, it's more

1:04:28

than that, they like the comedy, that's

1:04:30

the thing. Like, it's like, I could

1:04:32

say all this stuff, and if I'm

1:04:35

not funny, if people don't have a

1:04:37

good show, they're gonna be like, yeah,

1:04:39

we support you, but, but at the

1:04:42

end of the end of the end

1:04:44

of the day, they're coming for comedy,

1:04:46

they're coming for comedy, they're coming for

1:04:49

comedy, they're coming for comedy, they're coming

1:04:51

for comedy. And so when I when

1:04:53

I when I launch these shows and

1:04:55

I launch these secret venues they do

1:04:58

tend to sell out now they're not

1:05:00

huge venues I'm not that big yet

1:05:02

but it for me I feel grateful

1:05:05

I'm like this is enough for me.

1:05:07

and and so i can do that

1:05:09

and that's basically what i'm doing you

1:05:12

know if you go on my website

1:05:14

you know lean artist funny.com it has

1:05:16

all my dates you click it's gonna

1:05:19

say hey she's gonna be in nashville

1:05:21

it's a secret location you'll get the

1:05:23

location the day of and fight club

1:05:26

that's the way it is you know

1:05:28

that's what i have to do right

1:05:30

now because these people are still very

1:05:32

vocal They're very very vocal. They want

1:05:35

to paint. Their thing, their go-to with

1:05:37

me is to paint me as a

1:05:39

Nazi white supremacist. Yeah, where are they

1:05:42

getting this from? I didn't see anything

1:05:44

that was like, oh my God, she's

1:05:46

a Nazi. Well, because they want to,

1:05:49

as soon as you are outside of

1:05:51

the left paradigm, you're automatically a Nazi.

1:05:53

That's it. Oh, really. So, and if

1:05:56

you say anything that. advocates for white

1:05:58

people, you're a white supremacist. Meanwhile, you

1:06:00

have people who are actually black supremacist,

1:06:02

no problem. No, they say the most

1:06:05

horrific Jasmine Crocket, that kind of stuff,

1:06:07

they never stop talking. You can be

1:06:09

on public TV like that. I know

1:06:12

I it's and they say like crazy

1:06:14

stuff. Oh God what was her thing

1:06:16

just like well they're like if there's

1:06:19

a if there was a black woman

1:06:21

in that room maybe maybe wouldn't the

1:06:23

rocket wouldn't have blown up or something

1:06:26

like that everything is race yeah by

1:06:28

the way the race hustlers oh I

1:06:30

know they're race hustlers so or they'll

1:06:32

set me up they framed me for

1:06:35

a thing where they had supposed white

1:06:37

Nationalists come to one of my shows

1:06:39

and hand out flyers after. They didn't

1:06:42

even show up. They just staged a

1:06:44

photo and said that that happened. But

1:06:46

these clubs don't care. They sent them

1:06:49

the thing. They were like, this is

1:06:51

what's happening. I can't believe you're having

1:06:53

this. And these people are cowards and

1:06:56

they cave. So I will not be

1:06:58

doing those venues. I don't do any

1:07:00

comedy clubs anymore, except maybe the end.

1:07:03

Everything I do is a secret venue,

1:07:05

private venue. And that's how I tour.

1:07:07

Because all those guys who run the

1:07:09

end and everything like they're kind of

1:07:12

like I am the red the real

1:07:14

rebels of comedy who've gone canceled for

1:07:16

things who are outside the mainstream and

1:07:19

You know they they liked my comedy

1:07:21

before I moved here and so when

1:07:23

I came to visit they had me

1:07:26

do some shows with them like Sam

1:07:28

triply was on you know Sam like

1:07:30

another one that they always like to

1:07:33

categorize that way right and We got

1:07:35

along so you know the guy who

1:07:37

was producing the show said, hey, Adam

1:07:39

Kroll is in the show, I'd like

1:07:42

you to come feature for him, I

1:07:44

think you're a perfect fit. And I

1:07:46

was like, yeah, hell yeah, you know,

1:07:49

I liked what he was doing during

1:07:51

COVID and stuff, so let's do it,

1:07:53

you know. And that's how that happened.

1:07:56

It was fun, it was fun. And

1:07:58

I enjoy all those opportunities. I mean,

1:08:00

I did Roseanne's podcast recently, we hit

1:08:03

it off because again, we have a

1:08:05

lot of the same lot of the

1:08:07

same ideology. and she's like, yeah, you're

1:08:09

saying all the things that you're not

1:08:12

supposed to say. That's why they're mad

1:08:14

at you. She's pretty good. She's, I

1:08:16

mean, Rosanna's way out there. I don't

1:08:19

care, I love it, man. I love

1:08:21

it, too. I feel like when you

1:08:23

become old, you should go further. You

1:08:26

got nothing to lose. You're facing the

1:08:28

end of your life. Say it all,

1:08:30

because all the young people need you

1:08:33

to. And you're supposed to have the

1:08:35

wisdom, you know, you've been around for

1:08:37

a long time. Say it all. You've

1:08:40

been around for a long time. and

1:08:42

you're going to like a Presbyterian church

1:08:44

with a lesbian bishop, you've messed up.

1:08:46

I agree, but the part that I

1:08:49

find vaccine is that when I see

1:08:51

all these, you know, protests in the

1:08:53

street for Tesla and stuff like that.

1:08:56

average age seems to be like 64

1:08:58

and a half or something like I'm

1:09:00

seeing the women that are 65 75

1:09:03

years old guys are like 75 years

1:09:05

old they're gonna break a hip protesting

1:09:07

see isn't it better to be a

1:09:10

Roseanne in that I agree and I'm

1:09:12

like what the fuck happened to you

1:09:14

and it's also it's kind of sad

1:09:16

you're like you spent your whole life

1:09:19

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1:09:23

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1:09:26

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1:09:28

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1:09:30

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1:09:33

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1:12:25

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1:12:27

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1:12:29

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Leonardo Joanie is on the

1:12:33

Adam Corolla show. Yeah, it's

1:12:35

scary. They don't like people

1:12:37

with a sense of humor

1:12:39

going after them because the

1:12:42

humor really cuts quick. And

1:12:44

it reveals just how dumb

1:12:46

their ideology is. Yeah, yeah,

1:12:48

it's very revealing and

1:12:50

you know, you can pontificate. all

1:12:52

you want about something like

1:12:54

a couple years ago like

1:12:57

COVID origins. Is it a

1:12:59

wet market? Is it a

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lab? Lots of conjecture and

1:13:03

lots of pontificating. And then

1:13:05

John Stewart goes on Stephen

1:13:07

Colbert show and in like

1:13:10

80 seconds turns everyone around,

1:13:12

makes them laugh and gets them

1:13:14

to go, oh yeah, of course.

1:13:16

And that's using comedy. And that's

1:13:19

why it's scary when you lose

1:13:21

comedians to them, especially because we

1:13:24

talked about ridicule now being the

1:13:26

most effective. All right, what

1:13:28

do you got, mayhem? Well,

1:13:30

Musk shares the mind-blowing chart

1:13:32

showing millions of non-citizens given

1:13:35

social security numbers under Biden.

1:13:37

Yeah, Elon must share the

1:13:39

chart during a get out

1:13:41

the vote rally in Wisconsin

1:13:43

over the weekend, which claim

1:13:46

showed millions of non-citizen received

1:13:48

social security numbers during President

1:13:50

Joe Biden's tenure. Well,

1:13:53

you have to kind of wonder with

1:13:55

everything. You go, hey, man, we want

1:13:57

you to close this border. And they

1:13:59

go. yeah man it's complicated you

1:14:01

know you go well hey who's the

1:14:04

borders are like Kamala Harris have

1:14:06

you been to the border well

1:14:08

we've been to the board you've

1:14:10

been to the board well not the

1:14:12

border I went to the bookstore borders

1:14:14

yeah but I did not go to

1:14:17

and it's sort of like it's like

1:14:19

at a certain point as I bring

1:14:21

up almost every day you have to

1:14:23

ask yourself what do they want because

1:14:26

they're not doing anything. Oh,

1:14:28

they're doing something. Well, yes,

1:14:30

they're not doing anything that

1:14:32

would suggest they went to

1:14:35

border clothes. You got border

1:14:37

guys on horseback waving the

1:14:39

reins around and you're saying

1:14:41

they're beating Haitians at the

1:14:44

border. You got a guy. Okay. So

1:14:46

here's all saying simple

1:14:48

thought experiment. All right.

1:14:50

Democrats, Biden and Kamal Harris.

1:14:52

You want the border stout, right?

1:14:54

You want a good, safe. of

1:14:57

effective border. You don't want people

1:14:59

coming over. Right, no, right, no. Okay,

1:15:01

why are you suing Texas for putting

1:15:03

up razor wire to stop people

1:15:05

from coming across the border? Oh

1:15:07

no, I want a good border.

1:15:09

How come everything you do is

1:15:11

against that if that's what you want?

1:15:14

Like if you take guys, there's no

1:15:16

such thing as a horny guy who's

1:15:18

like, I want to go out and

1:15:20

get a fucking whore tonight and then

1:15:22

you go... Marty, it's been two hours.

1:15:24

Where are you in? I'm taking my

1:15:26

pre-horring nap. And you go, all right.

1:15:28

Well, then what? I've been in the

1:15:30

shower for two hours. I want some

1:15:33

pussy. It's like, do you though? You've

1:15:35

not, it's been three days now. I've

1:15:37

not left the house. Marty's gay. Marty's

1:15:40

gay. Like at a certain point, don't

1:15:42

listen to him, watch him. Yeah, it's

1:15:44

called gas lighting. are horny and

1:15:46

they do want to go out

1:15:48

and get some companionship they're fucking

1:15:51

they'll walk through a plate glass

1:15:53

window to get to it they'll

1:15:55

go through a blizzard to get a

1:15:57

cheesecake right now when you're into it

1:15:59

you know But it's true, like when

1:16:01

you're into what you're into, but

1:16:03

you wouldn't talk about cheesecake for

1:16:05

year in and year out. Have

1:16:07

you been to the cheesecake factor?

1:16:10

I haven't been to Europe either,

1:16:12

but that doesn't mean, it's like,

1:16:14

you fucking will be at the

1:16:16

cheesecake factory eating cheesecake, not talking

1:16:18

about it every year and never

1:16:20

going there, right? Yeah, well they

1:16:22

want them in, they want to

1:16:24

dismantle the West. I think that's what

1:16:27

it feels like at this point, yes.

1:16:29

because they want voters and

1:16:31

also they want the census

1:16:33

demographic as well even if

1:16:35

they're not voting. So yeah,

1:16:37

but why wouldn't you? Yeah,

1:16:40

he said that he found

1:16:42

this by they were mapping

1:16:44

the whole system of Social

1:16:46

Security including where they found a

1:16:48

lot of people. over 120 years old.

1:16:50

So, have they arrested anyone who did this?

1:16:53

Yeah, that's the big thing that there's fraud.

1:16:55

It seems like that they're finding fraud,

1:16:57

but I haven't heard of one person

1:16:59

arrested for said fraud yet. Yeah, that,

1:17:01

see, that's when people are really going

1:17:03

to change. When you actually start arresting

1:17:05

the people responsible for this who are

1:17:08

committing the fraud, then there's an incentive,

1:17:10

because right now the people who are

1:17:12

doing this, politicians or whatever, they again

1:17:14

have only gain. They can make money

1:17:17

somebody could bribe them all this

1:17:19

and if they get caught

1:17:21

there's no loss right Yeah, well, I

1:17:23

mean, I think Biden Pardon

1:17:25

my orchus you got to look

1:17:27

it up. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he

1:17:29

did so he he pardoned everybody Why

1:17:32

does that tell you why would you you

1:17:34

wouldn't need to pardon an

1:17:36

innocent man? I'll take a pardon if

1:17:39

I can get one. Yeah, you have

1:17:41

no chance of that but but well

1:17:43

They would say because of retribution and

1:17:46

trumps, what they do is they

1:17:48

build the false dragon that is

1:17:50

Trump, and then they go, why

1:17:52

did you pardon your son? Because

1:17:54

the fake dragon would come after

1:17:56

him. Now what I've said a

1:17:59

million times... you don't have to

1:18:01

pardon me for killing Nicole

1:18:03

Brown Simpson because if you

1:18:05

said let's get at him and

1:18:07

let's lock him up for killing

1:18:09

Nicole Brown Simpson I'll go what

1:18:12

night was it yeah I was

1:18:14

in lock percent of my roommates

1:18:16

watching Jeopardy like you can interview

1:18:18

them check for DNA like if

1:18:20

I didn't do anything if it

1:18:23

was just nothing you know like

1:18:25

if you're just say hunter-biden

1:18:27

just did nothing he just

1:18:29

normal son just hung out yeah

1:18:31

state side just worked at a you

1:18:34

know he worked for three m making

1:18:36

posted stickies or something well

1:18:38

then what could Trump really do

1:18:40

yeah you know what I mean

1:18:42

like there's this weird fantasies just

1:18:44

gonna go scoop him up and

1:18:46

throw him in solitary confinement but

1:18:48

Really what could you do if

1:18:51

there's nothing there or is there

1:18:53

a bunch of there there? Yeah

1:18:55

and the other part too is you

1:18:57

have to remember they know that they just

1:18:59

have to give their hordes a bit of

1:19:01

a narrative to help them because otherwise it

1:19:04

becomes very clear like why are you parting

1:19:06

someone who didn't do anything and in order

1:19:08

to keep the hordes... there and not having

1:19:10

to, you know, because they know, they got,

1:19:13

these hordes got to go out and fight

1:19:15

these battles with the plebs. So they just

1:19:17

give them a narrative and you'll hear

1:19:19

them all parrot it back. Right. And

1:19:21

you'll see it. They all like download

1:19:23

this software and then it comes right

1:19:26

out and you're like, you're so

1:19:28

predictable, it's insane. It is

1:19:30

very predictable and the interesting

1:19:32

timer at now is wheat. took

1:19:34

a break on the social justice

1:19:37

we took a break on the

1:19:39

race hustling for just 10 minutes

1:19:41

and we went right to the

1:19:43

class hustle these billionaires want to

1:19:46

give money to their billionaire friends

1:19:48

by throwing grandma out in the

1:19:50

street getting her off social security

1:19:53

so there's the narrative right they

1:19:55

shifted from race race race race

1:19:57

non-stop race and there was like

1:19:59

a memo and overnight it

1:20:02

all shifted to class.

1:20:04

Start calling everyone billionaires

1:20:06

and buddies and then

1:20:08

some sort of weird

1:20:10

thing where Elon is trying

1:20:12

to look into Social Security

1:20:15

so he can give his

1:20:17

billionaire buddies a tax handout.

1:20:20

By the way, tax handout. Paying

1:20:22

less in taxes is not

1:20:24

a tax handout. Like if

1:20:26

I'm... It is if I'm entitled to

1:20:28

your money. Well, yeah, but if

1:20:31

I go to a movie theater

1:20:33

and popcorn is... $17 and then at

1:20:35

some point they go for you Corolla

1:20:37

it'll be $8 that's not really a

1:20:39

popcorn handout that's just I'm not getting

1:20:41

butt-fucked about the popcorn like that I'm

1:20:44

not being gouged right in the popcorn

1:20:46

department it's still my money I'm still

1:20:48

giving you my money I'm giving you

1:20:50

a lower percentage of it and the

1:20:52

popcorn's free for the rest of the

1:20:54

fucking people in the movie theater by

1:20:57

the way so it's not exactly a

1:20:59

handout yeah all right sorry go ahead

1:21:01

man we got some more news Andrew

1:21:03

accused her of Virginia Juffrey, says

1:21:05

she's in a hospital after a

1:21:07

car crash with the school bus.

1:21:10

This prominent Jeffrey Epstein accuser alleged

1:21:12

Prince Andrew abused her is in

1:21:14

serious condition in a hospital after

1:21:16

a school bus hit a car.

1:21:18

She was in driving in rural

1:21:20

Australia. Well, just because Prince Andrew

1:21:22

was driving the school bus doesn't

1:21:25

mean that he was trying to

1:21:27

silence her. I want you know,

1:21:29

I know his critics will point

1:21:31

to that. Yeah, she, you know,

1:21:33

here on Instagram, she said that

1:21:35

she gone into... kidney renal failure

1:21:38

and they giving me four days

1:21:40

to live which is a bit odd don't

1:21:42

you think that it's that specific

1:21:44

yeah definitely yeah but so she

1:21:47

accused the prince of getting at

1:21:49

her when she was underage correct

1:21:51

yeah said that he absolutely

1:21:54

denied it and the funny thing

1:21:56

about this is that the Western

1:21:58

Australia police reported that

1:22:00

there was a minor collision between a

1:22:02

car bus and a car and a bus.

1:22:05

Well she was a minor at the

1:22:07

time. He got to her. He gave

1:22:09

one of the greatest interviews ever. Remember

1:22:11

Dawson when he was being accused of

1:22:13

all this like in a sit-down and

1:22:15

he was explaining he doesn't sweat because

1:22:18

he had a... Oh yeah yeah yeah he

1:22:20

fought in the Falklands war and you know grenade

1:22:22

went off too close so many stopped.

1:22:24

Sweating? I wish I had that.

1:22:26

I sweat a lot. Wasn't he

1:22:28

sweating during the interview though? No,

1:22:31

that's why I believe it. Because

1:22:33

someone puts a light in a

1:22:35

camera in your face and cues

1:22:37

you being a pedophile and you're

1:22:39

bone dry? Well, that's pretty good.

1:22:41

When you're one of the elites, you've

1:22:43

had a lot of training with

1:22:45

that. I don't know, she's got a

1:22:47

picture, I believe it. Oh, America's

1:22:49

did not receive a pardon from

1:22:52

President Joe Biden, by the FYI.

1:22:54

Yeah, so Also, you know when the chicks

1:22:56

are young and skinny and blonde

1:22:58

it's it kind of hurts your

1:23:01

case when you're arguing about not

1:23:03

being attracted to them, right? You

1:23:05

know And you're cuddled up right

1:23:07

next to him. Yeah. He said

1:23:10

that he never did anything, but

1:23:12

Prince Andrew intends to make a

1:23:14

substantial donation to Mrs. Oh, yeah.

1:23:17

Ms. Jeffrey's charity in support of

1:23:19

victims' rights. A substantial donation of

1:23:21

two bullets. Yeah. Or a school bus.

1:23:23

Doesn't that sound like a guilty man?

1:23:25

He's trying to be like, look, look, how

1:23:28

good I am. Daughter, he's giving her a

1:23:30

bunch of money, despite saying nope, nope,

1:23:32

I didn't do it. I'll tell you what's

1:23:34

always guilty. What's always guilty is

1:23:36

like you rent somebody your condo

1:23:38

or something and then at some point you

1:23:40

come back and the throw rug is like

1:23:42

ripped. There's a big rip in the middle

1:23:44

you know and you go that thing was

1:23:46

almost new when I when you moved in

1:23:49

and now it's got a big rip in

1:23:51

the middle and they go I didn't do

1:23:53

it. It was that way when I got

1:23:55

there and then you go it was

1:23:57

definitely not that way I bought it, rolled

1:23:59

it, rolled it. the next day and I was

1:24:01

a big rip in the middle and they

1:24:03

go I didn't do it but okay I'll

1:24:05

split the cost of it's like you do

1:24:07

not split if I came out of a

1:24:09

supermarket and someone said your shopping cart

1:24:11

dinged the side of my minivan and

1:24:14

I'd go I didn't I never I

1:24:16

just walked out and they go well

1:24:18

that I'm accusing you that I wouldn't

1:24:20

go let's split the cost of that

1:24:23

I'd go fuck right off like I'm

1:24:25

not splitting the cost of something that

1:24:27

I definitely didn't do yeah cutting a

1:24:29

check to the Wayward Women's Foundation if

1:24:32

I never touched this. Yeah, that's right.

1:24:34

Spot on. Oh, we got the canned

1:24:36

sweat video. That's a good one. So

1:24:38

you're absolutely sure that you're at

1:24:40

home on the 10th of March.

1:24:43

She was very specific about

1:24:45

that night. She described dancing

1:24:47

with you and you profusely

1:24:49

sweating and that she went

1:24:51

on to have a bath possibly... There's

1:24:53

a slight problem with the

1:24:55

sweating with the sweating because...

1:24:58

I have a peculiar medical

1:25:00

condition which is that

1:25:02

I don't sweat or I didn't sweat

1:25:04

at the time and that was... I

1:25:07

was she? Yes, I didn't sweat

1:25:09

at the time because I had

1:25:11

suffered what I would describe as

1:25:13

an overdose of adrenaline in

1:25:16

the Falklands War when I

1:25:18

was shot at. And I simply,

1:25:20

it was almost impossible for me

1:25:22

to sweat. And it's only because

1:25:25

I have done a number of

1:25:27

things in the recent past that

1:25:29

I'm starting to be able to do

1:25:32

that again. So I'm afraid. But he

1:25:34

said he said he's able to sweat

1:25:36

now, just in case you see him

1:25:38

sweating. I feel that way about

1:25:40

loving again. Like I was so

1:25:42

traumatized that I just couldn't do

1:25:45

it. But I'm working on learning

1:25:47

to love again. All right, compelling.

1:25:49

Black dad knocked for leaving his

1:25:51

kids at McDonald's to interview for

1:25:53

a job. You know, I was

1:25:56

like, I started reading this. I

1:25:58

was like, screw that. a job.

1:26:00

You know, he's a brother looking for

1:26:02

a job. Come on, he's, listen,

1:26:04

he's doing two things black people

1:26:07

don't do. He's raising his

1:26:09

kids and looking for a

1:26:11

job. That's right. Yeah, Georgia

1:26:13

man was recently arrested for

1:26:15

leaving his kids at McDonald's

1:26:17

so you go job hunting.

1:26:19

Chris Lewis left his three

1:26:21

children at Augusta area. Mickey

1:26:23

D's why job was getting

1:26:26

interviewed. kids. That's exactly right.

1:26:28

You just leave the kid

1:26:30

on the side. How old are the

1:26:32

kids? Oh, one. One of the kids

1:26:34

is one. That's kind of,

1:26:37

that's a little shady. That's

1:26:39

why you have the nine-year-old

1:26:42

in charge. Yeah. A ten-year-old,

1:26:44

a six-year-old, a one-year-old.

1:26:46

Yeah, they're left inside.

1:26:48

Somebody got nosy and

1:26:50

called the cops. It's violent

1:26:53

now somebody's giving this guy a

1:26:55

job. Yeah, just because he pronounces

1:26:57

it McDonald's doesn't mean. Yeah, it

1:26:59

does not. I don't know what

1:27:01

it is with black people in

1:27:03

the word McDonald's, but it's not.

1:27:05

It's like acts and ask, like

1:27:08

for some reason. No one ever

1:27:10

tunes them up because it's just

1:27:12

called McDonald's. Like, it's not old

1:27:14

McDonald's had a farm, it's old

1:27:16

McDonald's. It's just, it's a different thing.

1:27:18

Yeah. It'd be pretty funny if he

1:27:21

went to, if he was going to

1:27:23

another McDonald's to apply for a farm.

1:27:25

That one doesn't have a play place.

1:27:28

I will say that if it had a play

1:27:30

place and you have a 10 year old

1:27:32

and this thing in your head is under

1:27:34

an hour, you can tell the 10 year

1:27:36

old look after. your brother and your

1:27:38

sister, whatever, have fun in the ball

1:27:40

pit, here's a friend, try, I'm hustling

1:27:43

out to put in an application. I

1:27:45

don't think that makes you a, I

1:27:47

don't think that makes you a

1:27:49

bad dad. I think the one-year-old's

1:27:52

a little close, like ten-year-old, it

1:27:54

depends on the ten-year-old if

1:27:56

they're mature enough to take

1:27:58

care of one-year-old. Yeah, but you

1:28:00

were changing oil on cars. It's

1:28:03

a little different. That's right.

1:28:05

I own my own McDonald's

1:28:07

in the neighborhood. I miss

1:28:09

the urban McDonald commercials from

1:28:11

back in the day where

1:28:13

everyone is black. Oh yeah,

1:28:15

they do it. Now every

1:28:17

commercial, everyone's black. Yeah, but

1:28:19

we used to do, see, back in

1:28:21

the day. The white commercials were throwing

1:28:24

a couple of token blacks into

1:28:26

the mix, just a couple of

1:28:28

croutons on top of the white

1:28:31

salad there, but the black commercials,

1:28:33

it would be weird if there

1:28:35

was one ginger standing at the

1:28:37

counter, right? So they would do

1:28:39

the old urban one and they

1:28:41

sung the song and they would

1:28:43

call it McDonald's. Oh, that's funny.

1:28:45

And I don't think it's offensive

1:28:47

to say like... Look if I

1:28:49

was if I said if I

1:28:51

said oh yeah that that's singer

1:28:53

Whitney Houston You could say Whitney

1:28:55

Houston like you could say to

1:28:58

me as a black man and

1:29:00

she's it's Whitney Houston. You keep

1:29:02

playing Houston. It's Houston. Like it's

1:29:04

not McDonald's. Heather McDonald.

1:29:06

Yeah, she's not Heather

1:29:08

McDonald. That's true Not that they

1:29:10

know who she is but the point

1:29:13

is is it's a name. You got to say

1:29:15

it the way it

1:29:17

said Just call McDonald's.

1:29:19

Yeah, you're right.

1:29:22

Old McDonald's. All

1:29:25

right, let's see,

1:29:28

first McDonald's breakfast

1:29:31

commercial, targeting black

1:29:33

Americans in 1971,

1:29:36

1979. All right,

1:29:38

here it is.

1:29:41

Sorry, do we

1:29:43

have that? Just

1:29:54

as soon as we get

1:29:56

dressed, scrambled egg and sausage

1:29:58

and hash brown. They're

1:30:00

not getting to church.

1:30:03

Tell you this right

1:30:05

now. I

1:30:27

missed when we had black families.

1:30:29

Yes! Now it's just everyone's

1:30:32

broke it up, you know? But see,

1:30:34

we know the root of McDonald's. They

1:30:36

signed off on that. It was on the

1:30:38

show. You know what I mean? You can't,

1:30:40

you can't fault them if the, you know,

1:30:42

coming down. Everybody got to call

1:30:44

it back down. Didn't like a

1:30:46

wall, it didn't, but... Didn't one

1:30:48

of the guys from the big

1:30:50

ad agency go, uh, look, it's,

1:30:53

uh, McDonald's. A bunch of black

1:30:55

actors. I was like, all right,

1:30:57

call what you like, but that's

1:30:59

not what it is. Wow! Those

1:31:01

pancakes look pretty good. See,

1:31:03

there's my inner thing coming out.

1:31:05

Oh yeah, it all looked good.

1:31:07

It did, yeah. That was 79.

1:31:09

They had a Black McDonald's. Black

1:31:12

McDonald's. Black Donald's?

1:31:14

Black Donald's. I own my own

1:31:16

Black Donald's in the neighborhood! Okay,

1:31:18

I got a wild tweet here.

1:31:21

There's a video on X. Womanface

1:31:23

backlash after complaining for being seated

1:31:25

between two overweight passengers on the

1:31:28

plane. I have very strong feelings

1:31:30

about this. It's an older thing, I

1:31:32

think, but it's on earth or something.

1:31:34

We can, I think there's film of

1:31:36

it or tape of it or something.

1:31:38

There's video, yeah, there's video from. As

1:31:40

a former fat person, I want to

1:31:43

say, you have every right to

1:31:45

discriminate against fat people. We're doing

1:31:47

it. to ourselves. Well I mean

1:31:49

also you've got to you

1:31:51

well let's just show the

1:31:53

tape you can't have two

1:31:56

huge people and expect someone

1:31:58

to take the middle seat. stuck

1:32:00

in the middle seat, resorts

1:32:02

to fat-shaining her seat mates.

1:32:04

Oh my goodness, I don't

1:32:06

know how I'm going to

1:32:08

do this next four hours.

1:32:11

It happened just before takeoff

1:32:13

on a United Airlines flight

1:32:16

from Las Vegas to Newark,

1:32:18

New Jersey. Norma Rogers, an

1:32:20

oncology nurse who once appeared

1:32:23

on the Dr. Osshoe. She

1:32:25

hated McDonald's one too many

1:32:28

times. Excuse me. Can you find

1:32:30

her another seat because that

1:32:32

will not be verbally abused

1:32:34

by this or anybody else?

1:32:37

The flight attendant offered

1:32:39

the fat shamer a

1:32:41

new seat. Hold on a second.

1:32:43

You see how they're making her

1:32:46

the perpetrator? Yeah, I know you

1:32:48

you who does some diet and

1:32:50

some exercise are sitting in between

1:32:53

two tuba goos and She's the

1:32:55

problem by the way. Right, she's

1:32:57

the fat chamber. This is who

1:32:59

we're attacking in our society. Those

1:33:01

airline seats are made for 185

1:33:03

max. All right. All right. You're

1:33:05

hitting a little closer. 195

1:33:08

max. They're not made for

1:33:10

400 pounds. They're just, they're

1:33:12

not, but neither is the

1:33:14

roller coaster at Magic Mountain.

1:33:16

Like, hey, you can eat

1:33:18

your way out of certain

1:33:20

things. Yes. You know what

1:33:22

I mean? That's correct. And

1:33:24

if you have one on one side

1:33:27

and the other on the other side,

1:33:29

you are not. There is no

1:33:31

loose sight that you're pressed

1:33:33

up against. It's you're slopping

1:33:36

into the next seat. That's

1:33:38

gravity. That's how it works.

1:33:41

You're in I purchased a seat.

1:33:43

I Purchase a seat and I

1:33:45

know spaces those seats Visually

1:33:47

those seats are like 18 19

1:33:49

inches wide like Max. They're

1:33:51

not This is this is 24

1:33:54

inches. They're not 24 inches.

1:33:56

They're 21 or they're 19

1:33:58

or whatever they are If

1:34:00

you got three inches encroachment on

1:34:02

the right, three inches encroachment on

1:34:04

the left, you're taking up 30%

1:34:07

of my seat. I bought that.

1:34:09

It's just mass. It's all just

1:34:11

real estate. You buy real estate

1:34:14

on a plane. Why didn't she

1:34:16

buy? You know, since she and

1:34:18

her fat husband were going to

1:34:20

be sitting together. Why didn't they

1:34:22

buy the middle seat and then

1:34:25

they wouldn't have had this problem?

1:34:27

She's verbally abusing. me by

1:34:29

the way you're actually abusing me with

1:34:31

your fat body and she's verbally abusing

1:34:33

me and then even the news the

1:34:36

fat shamer oh I wonder if that

1:34:38

news guy would like to sit in

1:34:40

between two tuba lards I like to do

1:34:42

it I just snuggle right up and

1:34:44

go to sleep oh all right sorry

1:34:46

there's a couple seconds left I gotta

1:34:48

also say being on a plane with

1:34:50

Indians who fart all the time I'm

1:34:52

not a fan of animals I love

1:34:54

that everyone's outrage. She's making a lot

1:34:56

of good points. I know. The flight

1:34:59

attendant offered the fat shamer. The

1:35:01

woman gets up, she delivers one

1:35:03

more insult. Oh yeah. I eat

1:35:05

salad. Other questions were outraged. Why

1:35:07

don't you sit in the kitchen?

1:35:09

I love that everyone's outraged. She's

1:35:11

making a lot of good points.

1:35:13

I know. This was just the

1:35:15

norm. This is what I'm saying. Like

1:35:17

a few years ago this was just

1:35:19

the norm. This is how you would

1:35:21

talk to fatties. Yes. the audience. I

1:35:23

love that the other passengers were

1:35:25

outraged. Go fucking, you sweat your

1:35:28

ass off sitting in between

1:35:30

those two. Again, easy virtue. They

1:35:32

don't have that, you know. Listen, here's

1:35:34

the deal. Said it once, say

1:35:36

it a million times. Forget about

1:35:39

weighing your luggage, weigh you, weigh your

1:35:41

luggage, bring as much lard in your

1:35:43

ass as you want, pack as much

1:35:45

shit in your bag as you want,

1:35:48

but you will be charged. When you

1:35:50

go remember those places that had the

1:35:52

salad that you weighed back in the

1:35:54

day and you load up and then

1:35:57

you weigh them oh yeah and and

1:35:59

and it's So at the end,