0:00

In spite of what you've ever

0:02

heard We're at the height of

0:04

our powers We're top of tallest

0:06

towers We're still here Take my

0:08

hand if you trust And we

0:10

will do what we must Until

0:12

it's turning out just like you

0:14

play And I know we're still

0:16

wrong It's long but our mojo

0:18

is strong And unless I'm wrong

0:21

And I'm not, we're at the

0:23

height of our power While

0:42

we get into roll 20, and we're getting

0:44

the game going here, I want to tell the

0:46

kids a quick story. Kids

0:48

at home? Yeah, kids at home. Kids listening

0:50

Hey kids It

0:53

is a story about heroes. Yesterday yesterday

0:55

I was at my house with my

0:57

daughter six and there was a loud

0:59

crashing noise and she said, what was

1:01

that? I said, I don't know. You

1:03

go look. So she went upstairs and

1:06

looked and there wasn't anything up there,

1:08

but I was still pretty freaked out.

1:10

So then I went up and looked

1:12

and there was nothing up there, but

1:14

then. Tommy came to the house

1:16

with Charlie and they said, Did you

1:18

guys feel that earlier? And I

1:20

said, what are you talking about? And Tommy

1:22

said, it sounded like there was a huge explosion. They

1:25

filled it all over town. and I

1:27

got really wigged out then, kids, because

1:29

I had no idea what was happening. So

1:31

I just kind of sat there freaked

1:33

out. and my kids were like, dad, are you

1:35

okay? I was like, I'm not okay kids. what's

1:37

happening? And then it turned out kids, it

1:40

was an earthquake. a 3 .3

1:42

earthquake. The

1:44

kids. this is nothing

1:46

burger of an earthquake since

1:48

your podcast here adjusted backwards.

1:50

It's an absolute tailspin. So

1:52

I want you to know

1:54

that as I'm even pretending

1:56

to be an action based

1:58

axolotl, your, your, this action. and

2:00

you you think, oh, I

2:02

could never be as brave as

2:04

Justin is, is, leaping into these

2:06

various scenarios and rolling dice

2:08

to help their scalder hither, and

2:10

yon, I was was terrified. You needed

2:13

your six-foot-15 father-in-law -law to come and stand

2:15

near you, to make you feel

2:17

safe and strong. strong. he was,

2:19

he looked freaked out. and guys, that's

2:21

what set me into a pan. way.

2:23

If Tommy looks scared. that I think is

2:25

is important, was just texting me names

2:28

of cities where they also felt

2:30

the explosion. I was they also it.

2:32

You're showing the kids at home

2:34

that even You're their bravest, strongest

2:36

heroes have flaws. And I think

2:38

that that's important, you bravest, I flaws and

2:40

I think that that's and yours

2:42

is being really afraid of

2:45

stuff. and I get afraid

2:47

afraid of stuff. Yeah, and then he texted me.

2:49

He texted me. And I said, and I

2:51

and I said, didn't, I didn't feel

2:54

anything. I didn't feel anything. I'm no

2:56

good at all in good at all

2:58

in this scenario. was always .3 You're You're

3:00

just so posted up on

3:02

a real sweet spot of the tectonic plate.

3:05

have never even heard of

3:07

West Virginia having an earthquake. Virginia

3:09

know where your shelters are. your

3:11

shelters in time of and

3:13

stay away from away from Justin.

3:16

Yeah. And don't tell Justin. We'll

3:18

get, we'll get, get math frog to come

3:20

in and in and do that one.

3:22

He's just a superhero I came up

3:24

with. I came of superheroes. Speaking of

3:26

superheroes, we left

3:28

our heroes, they were were

3:31

infiltrating the First Enforcement Headquarters.

3:33

Roger, he faked tummy

3:35

troubles in one

3:37

of his one of his four

3:39

tummies. And Preston took

3:41

him to the him to

3:43

the Navy Seal's big,

3:46

fancy dad, Golden Seal, made

3:48

made some loud seal

3:50

noises to distract

3:52

some of the guards.

3:54

of the guards. We're here inside the

3:56

ID only, the badge identification

3:58

gates. And

4:00

now you can see the full

4:03

scope of the main floor of

4:05

the River City First enforcement headquarters.

4:07

You are trying to find Joshua

4:10

Darnett. He has been demoted into

4:12

records and processing. Okay, so from

4:15

where we are here, in the

4:17

coat check area of the main

4:19

office, can we see the stairs

4:22

down to... leading down to records?

4:24

You can't. So from where you're

4:26

standing, there is like a half

4:29

wall kind of with a gate

4:31

through it that you would enter

4:34

into the bullpen proper. Across the

4:36

way, you can see doors that

4:38

are labeled stairs. You know, they

4:41

have all the signs and markings

4:43

and exercises and whatnot. But there

4:45

is to access them. You can

4:48

see it as a security door

4:50

with like an ID scanner. Okay.

4:52

That you will need to swipe

4:55

some kind of identification to get

4:57

past. And which room is E.O.

5:00

Patrick Harris? You can see through

5:02

a large plate glass window in

5:04

the wall is in the interrogation

5:07

room across from you and to

5:09

the left. You can also see

5:11

at two of the desks across

5:14

the way. Squid Mark and Hammer

5:16

Ned are going through processing and

5:18

being booked. Man the arm of

5:21

justice does not move at a

5:23

at a great clip. There's a

5:26

lot going on here in River

5:28

City Fair fair I would like

5:30

to suggest that we don't do

5:33

the thing That we do every

5:35

time we have a heist scene

5:37

Which is that all of us

5:40

all try to break into the

5:42

place all at the same time

5:44

We have a tendency to. And

5:47

in different, sorry, in different contrast.

5:49

In different, maybe conflicting. Conflicting in

5:52

conflicting ways. Conflicting contrast to your

5:54

brother's heist's plan. Goofus always does

5:56

a heist like this. Okay. I've

5:59

got a little composition. notebook, playbook

6:01

with some plays in it. And

6:03

I say over our little radio,

6:06

like, all right, I think guys,

6:08

I think it's time for two

6:10

men and a baby. You guys

6:13

remember that one? Yeah. Can you,

6:15

man, can you go over some

6:18

of the salient details? Two men

6:20

and a baby? Well, Ted Danson.

6:22

No, of the plan, man, I

6:25

remember the film. Oh, right. So

6:27

us too. Yeah, they made it

6:29

for a song. They paid Ted

6:32

Danson with a big sandwich. Anyway,

6:34

we're the two men. And I,

6:36

baby. You're little, you go through,

6:39

you can sneak. We're not sneaky.

6:41

I'm huge and untrained in the

6:44

arts of stealth. So we'll be

6:46

two men, go in there, and

6:48

we'll pry open the door for

6:51

you so you can slip in,

6:53

right, dude? Which

6:58

three-minute baby yeah Okay, so

7:01

I have to get to

7:03

the door right Roger at

7:05

this point you hear a

7:07

knocking on the door as

7:09

agent Preston is starting to

7:11

get a little impatient waiting

7:13

here with you. Hey there

7:16

you uh you almost done

7:18

in there you are you

7:20

almost done in there you

7:22

are you okay? Do you

7:24

need are you? We need

7:26

to I need to get

7:28

back to the desk One,

7:31

it's a bad one, oh

7:33

boy. And Roger is going

7:35

to release the biggest? Oh

7:37

God, please. No, no, no,

7:39

no, no. You don't need

7:41

to, like, let's leave. Let's

7:44

leave it. Let's be able

7:46

to imagine. Chase Preston away

7:48

good good good good dad's

7:50

way for him just made

7:52

the face of the day

7:54

devil. You just get sketched

7:56

out. It scared him, I

7:59

think. All right, Dad, roll

8:01

me 3D8. 3D8. Oh, I

8:03

get it like the devil.

8:05

3D. That cow's got the

8:07

devil in him. All right,

8:09

3D8. Smell a brimstone. Eight,

8:12

four and one. That's only

8:14

one success, but the one

8:16

success is eight, which is

8:18

the best number on there.

8:20

That is true. With a

8:22

mixed success, it is a

8:24

very convincing, stink cloud, which

8:27

is mollified agent pressing that

8:29

this is definitely an emergency

8:31

situation for you, and that

8:33

you are really having some

8:35

serious tummy troubles, but does

8:37

not drive him away. Oh,

8:39

no, uh-uh. No, no, no,

8:42

no, no, no, no, no,

8:44

no. No, no, no. If

8:46

dad, no. No. If dad

8:48

gets a mixed success when

8:50

attempting to make the biggest

8:52

fart he can. There is

8:55

only as an acceptable outcome.

8:57

Now wait, and that's on

8:59

the bubble for the content

9:01

filter that is on the

9:03

bubble for the content filter

9:05

So we need something different.

9:07

I'm gonna call it a

9:10

blart and kids you know

9:12

what I mean I'm gonna

9:14

have to call the FCC

9:16

real quick to make sure

9:18

hold on he pooped Yeah,

9:20

hey, this Derek. Yeah, yeah,

9:22

we're working on a thing.

9:25

It's a little bit of

9:27

the boy who cried Yeah,

9:29

no, he got a mixed

9:31

success. I'm trying to make

9:33

a really big fart. It

9:35

was an A. It was

9:38

an A. It was an

9:40

A. There was an A.

9:42

Tell him. Tell him about

9:44

Foop. Tell him we're thinking

9:46

about Foop. We're gonna rebrand

9:48

it as Foop. Is that?

9:50

Is that gonna blark? That's

9:53

still pretty bad, but it's

9:55

on the bubble? Oh good.

9:57

Okay, we can go with

9:59

Foop. There will be will

10:01

be tentatively okay cool. Okay,

10:05

so it's just massive food. Yeah,

10:08

look at this one. I don't know if you want to

10:10

go with massive data. Are you sure with the implications

10:12

of that? Uh, well, I'm,

10:14

I'm sitting on I mean, I'm in

10:16

the water It's a It's good place to

10:18

do it. I mean, Lou. What is art?

10:21

Okay. Yeah, you know, that's cool.

10:23

Yeah poop real big. Then

10:26

that and doesn't move at all? Come

10:29

on give me a little he doesn't

10:31

come in check on you. is what

10:33

I'm arguing The he has to

10:36

move. But he poops his

10:38

pants. Oh, I see. This is

10:40

like, he got, that's the mix of

10:42

the success. Well, and Great here.

10:44

those of you at home who can't

10:46

see the map, there are two

10:48

doors to the ring them To the

10:51

church. Right. And so, Dad opted

10:53

to instead foop himself. I can walk

10:55

my logic. I'm so sorry. I'm

10:57

so sorry. Yeah, no, please, yes. It

10:59

is, it is important to note,

11:01

if Travis, Dad attempts to fart so

11:03

loud, he scares the man away.

11:06

Yeah, but he instead farts quietly, that

11:08

is not a big success,

11:10

it's an embarrassing failure. Okay. It's

11:12

amazing, he's just farted himself.

11:14

But instead fooping himself, you consider

11:16

that a partial success. a

11:19

success, but there is a price

11:21

has been paid. And I

11:23

gotta say, is probably no worse

11:25

place on the planet to

11:27

foop than inside of a bathroom

11:29

stall. You were so close,

11:32

you almost had psychological effect. And

11:34

and not just this the

11:36

sound So I Trav, I was

11:38

really hoping that cloud of gas should

11:40

be so powerful he would at

11:42

least step away a couple of steps.

11:44

the seasoning of experience, I mean.

11:46

Yeah, so he is definitely grossed out.

11:48

He's gonna kind of move to

11:50

the other side of this big group

11:53

with Golden Seal. Like, oh, god.

11:55

oh, guys guys Oh, yeah, we're gonna

11:57

need a minute in there. Maybe

11:59

a lot of math. Well like a hundred

12:01

matches or I think my

12:03

just I himself. I think the

12:05

coat rack on wheels?

12:08

The coat rack is

12:10

on wheels, on wheels. The I'm

12:12

going to Perfect. Okay. I'm

12:14

inside the coat rack the

12:17

coat rack slowly start edging it it

12:19

in the direction of the stairs,

12:21

slowly. Two men and a baby

12:23

a think calls for the two

12:25

men to be sort of

12:28

synced up instead of having, synced up

12:30

instead of having again our here right

12:32

here with you come with me

12:34

this is how we're going

12:36

to do yes I'm looking

12:38

at with you. pathways yeah this is

12:40

the only option brother. I'm love

12:42

this our pathways. Yeah. This is

12:45

the only we Yes. Roger get Should

12:47

we let Roger get moving before we begin doing

12:49

our own sort of deal? deal? Well,

12:51

I thought that his turn

12:53

was was flirting. So I I wanted to

12:55

do my turn. now that now

12:58

that he's pooped himself, let's see

13:00

how this plays out. this plays out.

13:02

Okay. Well... Sorry guys, that was that was

13:04

a real bad move. I think with that

13:06

extra space, he's gonna go

13:08

through that back back the bathroom the

13:11

bathroom and clamber into there's nothing you're

13:13

gonna do first. do first. Do

13:15

we? Guys, we spent spent 12

13:17

minutes investigating the poop. I

13:20

petition you to move

13:22

on. move on. I would very

13:24

true, very true, but

13:26

every every seconds. somewhere

13:28

in this world, a cow poops.

13:30

And it just falls. just,

13:32

and it just there's probably, so

13:34

that's insane. earth. probably, there's so

13:36

many cows on earth. so many

13:38

cows on earth. cows on earth.

13:41

I think I think he just lets

13:43

it fall. fall. Where it does? Where it

13:45

does? The biggest source of

13:47

of greenhouse gases. World

13:49

wide. Cows. Gotta eat Gotta

13:51

eat cows, guys. Come on. it more

13:54

you know. know. Nope, we do do

13:56

that. at the the end. Okay. So you're

13:58

moving towards the... back

14:00

door here and I'm gonna clamber

14:02

into the air vent. Okay, yes

14:04

you are. Hope it's a pretty

14:07

big air vent. So as you

14:09

exit into that kind of side

14:11

hallway there, before it sees you,

14:14

you see that there's a camera

14:16

at the end that is kind

14:18

of doing a sweeping about 270

14:20

degree. pointing at the hallway where

14:23

you are and then sleeping back

14:25

to the seating area here where

14:27

Golden Seal is surrounded by the

14:30

enforcement. So you will need to

14:32

time that out if you wish

14:34

to if you're trying to avoid

14:36

being seen. I think it's time

14:39

for me to do the night

14:41

Foxtrot. Of course it is. The

14:43

Mondo move. When he hears a

14:46

techno beat he can do a

14:48

fluid, acrobatic, tumbling dance. And I

14:50

think into his headpiece he's going

14:52

to say, I need one of

14:55

you fellows to give me a

14:57

techno bean. There has got to

14:59

be a better way for you

15:01

to do this. You can borrow

15:04

my zoom for the next operation

15:06

so you can control my powers.

15:08

These are my moves. The fact

15:11

that your powers are conditional to

15:13

one of us doing a beat

15:15

box is really hard on the

15:17

rest of them. Lyle has like

15:20

a drum thing, doesn't it do

15:22

a drum thing, Lyle? I need

15:24

to check the pockets of the

15:27

coats, please. Are there any devices

15:29

in the coat pockets that can't

15:31

play music? Oh, good, that's good.

15:33

Okay, good. Give me a roll

15:36

with, I'm going to say, anything's

15:38

a drum to find something. Yeah,

15:40

thank you. Smart Travis, I love

15:43

that to give to a friend

15:45

and it's one of those that

15:47

you open it up and it

15:49

plays like Sandstorm Yeah, it plays

15:52

through Sandstorm in a real like

15:54

chip tunes kind of way Okay,

15:56

as it starts playing, that's the

15:59

best path of escape. Okay, as

16:01

it starts playing, that's very unfortunate

16:03

for me, because that's quite loud

16:05

and distracting. As it starts playing,

16:08

I'm going to fold it into

16:10

a paper airplane. When in a

16:12

structure environment is in danger of

16:15

destruction, I've been practiced since the

16:17

best path of escape. This place

16:19

is ready to blow now with

16:21

all this methane gas. No, okay,

16:24

that's not for you, you're right.

16:26

A bit of a stretch. Maybe

16:28

if it had been a completely

16:30

successful food. No, a hundred percent,

16:33

yeah. It was a dirty one.

16:35

Can I roll two-diate to fold

16:37

a airplane card? You can, but

16:40

if your goal is to sail

16:42

it over there to him. There

16:44

will also be a role to

16:46

see if you can do it

16:49

without detection. Okay. You are good

16:51

at camouflage. Yes, so let me

16:53

do the role. This is how

16:56

well you can construct the airplane

16:58

to make it all the way

17:00

to him. And I don't have

17:02

any reason to think I'd be

17:05

good at that. 2D8 seems more

17:07

than fair. Yeah, I mean, it's

17:09

a mixed success. Okay, so with

17:12

a mixed success... If you stack

17:14

enough mixed successes on to each

17:16

other, this story really collapses. Where's

17:18

the plot? With a mixed success,

17:21

you are pretty sure you have

17:23

folded it in such a way

17:25

that it will make it to

17:28

him and I'm gonna like flip

17:30

a coin. And if it's heads,

17:32

it'll make it to him and

17:34

if it's tails, it does not.

17:37

That's a mixed success. Okay, it's

17:39

flipping. Heads! You succeed! You succeed!

17:41

Yes! Okay now we'll hold it

17:43

up to our EFPs. Oh man

17:46

I just barely got two successes

17:48

out of those five die. Okay

17:50

yeah with that you are able

17:53

to do this like an absolute

17:55

surgeon. Oh my gosh, poo, perfect.

17:57

Five, what's grammatically correct? Five die

17:59

or five dice? Um, you- Two

18:02

dice, three dice, four dice, five

18:04

dice, five dice, five dice, it

18:06

just sounds weird. Five dices, I

18:09

actually think. Dices, I hate decis

18:11

to pieces! So- Okay, dad still

18:13

has to do his move down.

18:15

Yeah, you have successfully landed this

18:18

birthday card playing through and storm

18:20

on chip tunes. right next or

18:22

in Roger's hands from across the

18:25

headquarters without being noticed and it's

18:27

a shame that no one noticed

18:29

because if they had it would

18:31

be the wildest everybody would have

18:34

like lost no matter how loud

18:36

my dad is being right now

18:38

there's no way they didn't just

18:41

hear like well here's the thing

18:43

that you don't know Griffin that

18:45

is like everybody's favorite song in

18:47

this office without fail so people

18:50

are constantly it's everybody's ring tones

18:52

And also, Griffin, there is a

18:54

way I rolled about it. That's

18:57

true, I guess, yeah, they didn't,

18:59

because I rolled about it. Yeah,

19:01

narratively, it's because it's everyone's ringtones.

19:03

But mechanically, it's because Justin rolled

19:06

some dice and he got too

19:08

successful. I know it feels like

19:10

they should have, but they didn't.

19:12

Yeah, cool. Sometimes, Griffin, the dice

19:15

tells story. Yeah. So dad, you're

19:17

now holding a birthday card paper

19:19

airplane, laying to Ruud Sandstorm storm

19:22

on ship sandstorm on ship to

19:24

give you. All

19:27

right, then it's you're gonna roll

19:29

for the eight Now you also

19:32

have lots of time to shine

19:34

dice Yeah, I'm gonna use one.

19:36

Oh believe me say the amount

19:38

of the amount of goofs that

19:41

have gone into this single so

19:43

much work It's got to work.

19:45

So I'm going to roll five

19:48

life minutes just 20 minutes of

19:50

goofs. All right building to this

19:52

video eight here goes the roll

19:54

Five five seven Not only a

19:57

success, but a cowabunga. You are

19:59

able to to seamlessly

20:01

enter this like a

20:04

a stinky shadow up in there

20:06

up in there the noise notices

20:08

being noise of the vent

20:10

being removed. You're able

20:12

to get in there and just

20:14

Just into that vent and

20:16

begin your way through. way I I

20:19

prefer if it's all right with you. I

20:21

don't think you want to clamber, dad. I

20:23

think that implies. to clamber dad.

20:25

I think that implies noise.

20:27

Yeah Okay if you want to.

20:29

to No, no. and I'm going to

20:31

unfold airplane and put it in my jacket airplane and

20:33

put it in my jacket

20:36

pocket, but I'm gonna Thank you. Good idea,

20:38

I think. All right, I think. Are you

20:40

going All right, so or leave it open? Oh,

20:42

gonna close it close it Okay. If he

20:44

gonna close it music constantly,

20:47

he he listens to techno music constantly,

20:49

He he will be dead within the

20:51

hour. And can't handle that much. And

20:53

with that do you not only do

20:55

you enter seamlessly, but you are able

20:58

to do so and replace the vent.

21:00

as the camera comes back around to

21:02

that that nothing. It nothing. It seems like This

21:04

is what you are built for, what

21:06

you are built for, Thank you. I mean,

21:08

not all of it. all Well, maybe maybe

21:10

four stomachs. Okay, we're back to

21:13

the coat rack to the the two men

21:15

the two men two men in a men in

21:17

a baby plan, if I remember

21:19

correctly, is to move the move the

21:21

coat rack. through the gate into the bullpen. So

21:23

into the like I'm pushing the coat rack

21:25

I the room it look like I'm

21:28

pushing the coat rack into

21:30

the room? rack hiding? Because can be

21:32

in the coat rack hiding? see a

21:34

coat they just see a coat

21:36

rack scooting across the floor,

21:38

they're going to be pretty confused,

21:40

I think. to be pretty

21:43

confused I think. No, so we're

21:45

going to pretend to be... You

21:47

know what? I'm sure I'll come

21:49

up something. I love it.

21:51

I to support you and the moment

21:53

like yeah in the moment,

21:55

but I But I can't just do that here.

21:58

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. need

22:00

the pressure Exactly. You're a game

22:02

time player. Okay, that's good. Okay.

22:04

With the distraction of Golden Seal,

22:06

you are able to get as

22:09

far as the gate, but now

22:11

you will need to open the

22:14

gate and maneuver yourselves in a

22:16

correct through. So this is where

22:18

I'm gonna need the roll. While

22:21

it seems like you are leading

22:23

the way. So give me that

22:25

camouflage roll. Okay, so that's a

22:28

cow bunga. Oh. Yeah,

22:30

so as far as anyone's

22:33

concerned, this is just a

22:35

coat rack, maybe come loose

22:37

a little bit, somebody hung

22:39

a coat weird. Does anyone

22:42

need their coats? Wait, what

22:44

are you doing? You know

22:46

what? This is how it's

22:49

been working the whole time.

22:51

You see a guide turned

22:53

from the coffee station at

22:55

the sound of your voice.

22:58

Hello? Do you need any

23:00

service from Coat Bot? Wait,

23:02

what? Yes, your office is

23:05

in the pilot program. You're

23:07

one of the first offices,

23:09

a copot, and this has

23:12

been working. I got a

23:14

double-calabung... I mean, listen, I

23:16

fully believe that this is

23:18

a copot, but I have...

23:21

I know, listen. How can

23:23

I help you, copot? You

23:25

can turn around. I'm

23:29

sorry, well, programming is still... Do

23:31

you have feedback? I said, I

23:34

said from your reaction that I

23:36

have upset a social moray. Well,

23:38

yeah, I'm a little confused, Copac,

23:40

because like, I said turn around.

23:43

Oh, um... Sorry again. I'm... Now,

23:45

he fully believes that this is

23:47

a copot. With your Kawabongai. You

23:50

are camouflage's copot. He's buying it.

23:52

But now he is a little

23:54

bit confused as to whether or

23:57

not he should follow this command.

23:59

Okay. So I'm gonna need one

24:01

of the two of you. Well,

24:03

yeah, Justin, you're the one leading

24:06

the charge here. I'm gonna need,

24:08

Justin, I'm gonna need you to

24:10

roll to see if you can

24:13

get him to turn around. It

24:15

doesn't seem like you've got anything

24:17

in that strength. So roll, 2DA,

24:20

to see if you can get

24:22

him to follow this command. Okay.

24:24

Mix he says. 90 degrees. He,

24:26

yeah, he turns, he's still kind

24:29

of looking at you over his

24:31

shoulder as he faces towards the

24:33

stairs. He's like, he's a little

24:36

suspicious. Like this? I get it.

24:38

Yeah, that's good. Perfect. While he

24:40

is doing this, it looks like,

24:43

based on sort of the, um,

24:45

the vector at which we are

24:47

entering this room, we are right

24:49

up close to, uh, a bunch

24:52

of desks. Could I try and

24:54

swipe an ID card or something.

24:56

Because no matter what it seems

24:59

like we're going to have to

25:01

get past that ID scanner in

25:03

order to reach records. Yeah, give

25:06

me, um, let me see what

25:08

you got here. This is not

25:10

my forte whatsoever, but, uh, I

25:12

don't know. So first, give me

25:15

a bug eye roll to see

25:17

what you can see on the

25:19

desk from your vantage point. Okay.

25:23

Two success, seven, five. Okay, yeah, with

25:25

two successes, definitely within arm's reach, you

25:27

see someone is like hastily put down,

25:29

like maybe they clocked in late, but

25:31

like their pile of stuff, and it's

25:33

like their keys, their phone, and their,

25:35

like ID badge, that they would, and

25:37

it's all kind of grouped together. Okay.

25:39

So now I'm gonna have you make

25:41

a roll to see if you can

25:43

grab one of them without getting noticed.

25:45

I'm gonna use, I think. two time

25:47

to shine dice here. Oh, giving you

25:49

four years. Because I have nothing. I

25:52

have nothing here. And then the idea

25:54

is what I want to. If it's

25:56

an ID scanner,

25:58

I don't want his

26:00

keys or his

26:02

phone. want his All right,

26:04

here goes his please.

26:06

Uh, cool. All right, here goes

26:08

nothing. a Three Oh yeah, with three

26:10

successes and a cowabunga, you grab his

26:13

phone and his ID badge if

26:15

you Oh man, I don't know that

26:17

I want his phone. yeah. I feel

26:19

like that's just gonna cause more

26:21

complications for me, what do I need

26:23

a police officer's phone for? his fair,

26:25

and a you grab his ID badge grab

26:27

with that cowabunga, not only does

26:29

no one see, see but that guy, you

26:31

you know, is very busy. busy you

26:34

You could tell by the rush that

26:36

he has an ID badge has all.

26:38

idea at all he's not gonna notice for

26:40

quite some time. to notice for

26:42

quite some time okay okay let's get back

26:44

let's get back to Roger real

26:47

real quick back back to I

26:49

mean I mean a breath after breath

26:51

after we walked six feet

26:53

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26:55

guy that you were were a coat

26:57

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26:59

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32:33

give me, let's give me, already see,

32:35

we've already established that you

32:37

are graceful in here. You're

32:39

a dancer. here, me a a

32:41

roll to see how far

32:43

you have made it how

32:45

the have made it through the vent. Okay. It's two

32:47

two successes. five, four. That's a vents.

32:49

a baby. All right, you've

32:51

made it all the way

32:53

down made it the corner. down to the

32:55

corner. Okay. And this vantage point, you

32:57

can start to hear voices coming

33:00

through some of the vents along

33:02

the way further down. They're a

33:04

little bit muffled right now. bit

33:06

can tell there's right now. You before you

33:08

would be on top of them.

33:10

still before can definitely hear some voices

33:12

coming through some of can definitely hear some

33:14

I make my way down of the

33:17

events. Could I make my the air duct

33:19

next to the interrogation room? Yes,

33:21

you can. I'm going

33:23

to have you do gonna have

33:25

another a roll, another 3D8 to

33:27

see if you can do

33:30

that undetected since the

33:32

interrogation room is currently since the

33:34

interrogation well, surely something in

33:36

here might Okay, I mean,

33:38

I'm giving you 3D8 in

33:41

here are my powers. I mean I'm giving

33:43

well, I'll just keep it

33:45

at the being a graceful spy. Okay,

33:47

well crap. keep it at your a

33:49

the 3. Okay. What? What does does

33:52

this mean, Travis? Why, mean,

33:54

he's of the devil. the devil.

33:56

Oh, no! Not the anti-Christ! I think this

33:58

is the second time dad

34:00

has rolled rolled three sixes. Hey

34:03

has to mean mean say

34:05

something though? It's like, this

34:07

is a kid like, this is

34:09

a kid we could come up with could come

34:11

up with kind of like the

34:13

that's kind of little Antichrist, but like a little

34:15

less. For kids? Like a little boy man. A super

34:17

bad guy. Yeah. He's Ohio. He wants to kill. Now

34:20

I think if wants to kill

34:22

Skibbities. Now I think if

34:24

it's supposed to be Satanic,

34:26

just make it Skibbity. None

34:28

of us. of some of us of us

34:30

that means. You are are able to

34:32

make it next to next to

34:34

them, for you, the for you, the

34:36

way that the airflow is going,

34:39

the duct is carrying your your

34:41

away and down. down. gone. It's it's It's

34:43

gone. Hey, dad, that's that's from me

34:45

to side. You fool yourself. Travis, don't You

34:47

Travis, three with I think I think get should get

34:49

to be in charge for a little

34:51

while. while. Of his clown? clown? Of mean, three sixes

34:53

is crazy, man. is a crazy rule. three have

34:56

a spet. Didn't you make a special

34:58

rule for that, like a to quit the

35:00

game or something? make a I do? Or

35:02

that, like you have to quit the game think that's

35:04

what you said. I do? Or dad? Like dad,

35:06

you ever rolled it as at this point, I

35:08

think You're like what you in Alice

35:10

in Wonderland where you can shape

35:12

your Stink Cloud you're different things. in Alice

35:14

in like a wizard. Are you

35:16

sure you want to give me

35:18

that power? For the next 10

35:20

seconds. things. Oh, okay. Then I'm going to I'm going

35:22

to make a pretzel shape. Just

35:25

turn it turn it the evidence we're

35:27

looking for. we're looking for.

35:29

It's like Green Lantern's ring. Oh yeah, whole

35:31

yeah, whole new power whole

35:33

new power and the power

35:35

is gone gone. Okay. Roger wants to listen

35:38

wants to listen in Okay.

35:40

Yeah with three sixes. Absolutely.

35:42

You're able to do so undetected.

35:44

You can hear the voices much

35:46

clearer clearer now. You hear it. Yeah, so so

35:48

then I it's the voice it's the

35:50

voice of the old Patrick Harris

35:53

So then sent us in us

35:55

in and this kidnapped this

35:57

guy a I'm not a

35:59

liberty But then I fled

36:01

down to a thing, went

36:03

to the seal base, the

36:05

baseite batteries, they were, they

36:07

were there. What other information

36:10

do you guys want? I

36:12

mean I'm trying to tell

36:14

you whatever you mean. Yeah,

36:16

okay listen, eel, eel. We're

36:18

willing to like let you

36:20

off here, like but you

36:22

got to give us more

36:24

than that, like who hired

36:26

you, right? Who was it?

36:28

Oh yeah. It was. So

36:31

this lady named Klamjola hired

36:33

us on behalf of some

36:35

guy named the Warus. And

36:37

what else? What else? So

36:39

it seems to you, Roger,

36:41

like you are getting the

36:43

impression, especially with three sixes,

36:45

that he has turned confidential

36:47

informant here giving them whatever

36:49

information they want about what

36:52

went down to avoid any

36:54

kind of sentence. Okay,

36:57

so we knew that stuff though, right?

37:00

Yeah, he said that to us when

37:02

we interrogated. Yeah, and I also have

37:04

my columns open when I was listening

37:07

to this stuff so you guys could

37:09

hear whatever I heard. Yeah, yeah, for

37:11

sure. So just to be clear, I

37:13

just want to make sure I understand

37:16

sort of what I'm here in travel

37:18

to keep up with the storylines and

37:20

stuff. So we're at River City First

37:23

Enforcement. We are telling them that a

37:25

guy named the Walrus hired us to

37:27

do something. No, no, no. Yeah, Patrick

37:30

Harris in the interrogation room. Yeah, no,

37:32

sorry. Eo Patrick Harris is telling them

37:34

that he was hired by something named

37:37

the Walrus. He's telling the people at

37:39

River City First Enforcement that he was

37:41

hired by someone named the Walrus and

37:44

they're like, huh, interesting. Let's keep a

37:46

note of that. Is that I just

37:48

want to understand that the what's happening.

37:51

Yes, correct. I mean it's also Doing

37:53

so so that hammer net and squid

37:55

mark Will face harsher sentences and he

37:58

will not oh man So

38:00

now we're back to Navy SEAL

38:02

and acts a while. The security

38:04

guard that you have convinced that

38:06

your coat rack robot is now

38:09

facing 90 degrees away from you.

38:11

You have the identification Navy. And

38:13

yeah, let's take it away. Okay.

38:15

I guess we'll just keep rolling

38:17

towards the ID scanner and the

38:19

stairs. Wait, so why did you

38:22

have me to, what's the next,

38:24

what's going? I thought that like

38:26

you would give me my code.

38:28

Hey travel we're done with that

38:30

guy. I didn't know we could

38:32

do that. This challenge is done.

38:35

Okay so is he still talking

38:37

to me? Yeah. Okay. I'm going

38:39

to grab him and pull him

38:41

into the coats and knock him

38:43

out. Well, he's, I mean, he's

38:45

looking at us, he's looking away

38:48

from us. Well, he's looking, kind

38:50

of, he's looking 90 degrees away

38:52

from us. That's established. Yes, half

38:54

away from you. So I can

38:56

half get the drop on him,

38:58

no problem. Yep. Justin, give me

39:01

everything's a drum. Everything, anything's a

39:03

drum. I'm rooting through the pockets

39:05

to look for something to knock

39:07

this guy out with. Yeah, go

39:09

for it. Let me see what

39:11

I can find. Oh wow,

39:14

that's three successes and one of them's

39:16

a cow. Yeah, so with the cow

39:18

bunge There's a five five seven There's

39:20

a hypo full of drugs in there.

39:22

We are just really crushing our rolls

39:24

today. Yeah, well in one of the

39:26

pockets you find a taser labeled instant

39:28

and painless Knock out for five to

39:30

ten minutes. Okay, I uh, I uh,

39:32

one use only I take one of

39:35

the coat hangars and uh Put use

39:37

that to hang him up with the

39:39

other car. I call that how to

39:41

succeed in business without really dying I'm

39:43

looking at axileilile with a look of

39:45

shock and horror on my face. We

39:47

are going to get in so much

39:49

trouble you just escalated was

39:51

trespassing bro. No, bro this

39:53

was was trespassing I thought

39:55

so too but I know that that

39:58

I know that

40:00

that worked don't know I

40:02

don't know how

40:04

to explain it, but

40:06

it definitely worked I'm

40:08

just just saying they

40:10

would have gotten

40:12

us on trespassing now you've

40:14

done something way worse wait

40:16

wait wait wait You just

40:18

have to try

40:21

things and see if

40:23

they work out

40:25

in this see if they work

40:27

This in this life You You don't know

40:29

if something's going to or if it's gonna

40:31

fail before you do it. In this

40:33

life that you and I are

40:35

living together right now, have you have

40:37

to just do something and maybe it'll

40:39

work and maybe it won't. That

40:41

is literally not in your control. in your

40:44

control. You're right. You're right. That

40:46

guy makes me uncomfortable, but you're

40:48

right. Let's get to the ID

40:50

scanner and then try and get

40:52

out of get get out of here without anyone seeing

40:54

our face. our faces. Okay,

40:58

so can we keep tiptoeing? we do

41:00

that? we do that? was a beautiful scene.

41:02

The message was nice, I'm not

41:04

sure about I'm not sure about the source of it.

41:06

of it. in life you life you just have

41:08

to knock someone out. out. see what

41:10

happens. the message is that he is

41:13

aware that he is in a role -playing

41:15

game. game. What? That's saying

41:17

in this life that we're living

41:19

we're and I right now now. You

41:21

have to things because you you know

41:23

if they're gonna succeed or

41:25

not not. So he is is being literal

41:27

in his existence He has

41:29

found that he doesn't know if things are gonna

41:32

work or not. He just has to try them

41:34

and maybe they will, maybe they won't. It's really

41:36

not up to him. maybe Can we

41:38

try It's really not up to him. Can we

41:40

try and can try to steer the way

41:42

you want. This thing is fully lubricated.

41:44

No any at all. How do I know?

41:46

is fully lubricated, no which way are you all. How

41:48

do I I don't know if we can

41:50

move over towards the camera and then

41:52

there seems to be like one office

41:54

over here office over here. Only one one person

41:56

it. So I'm thinking like if we

41:58

have an opportunity to maybe take

42:01

this camera out so that. Roger

42:03

doesn't have to deal with it.

42:05

Oh, I love that. I love

42:07

that. Yeah, we're in a fully

42:09

actual position. And Travis, I would

42:11

love if I could knock out

42:13

a few more guys that you'll

42:15

have to drag along with this

42:17

coat rack. Yeah. Viewer at home,

42:19

listener, listener at home, who's not

42:21

a viewer, you will not get

42:23

to see the real joy of

42:25

watching Travis scoot a coat rack

42:27

and then me and then Griffin

42:29

and then the little guy that

42:31

I knocked out. And then the

42:33

little guy that I knocked out

42:35

of already. Yeah, it'd be great

42:37

if we left by just rolling

42:39

the coat rack up to the

42:41

front lobby and just like 30

42:43

police officers. I think, can we

42:45

pass? I think, can we pass?

42:48

I mean, what's in this office?

42:50

Can we see into it? The

42:52

door is currently closed. And this

42:54

one does not have a plate

42:56

glass window. You could listen? Yeah,

42:58

sure. The coat rack pot is

43:00

now blocking fire exits. I don't

43:02

have bug ears. I'll just do

43:04

two to eight. Yeah. Wish I

43:06

had bug ears. One success, four

43:08

or five. With a mixed success,

43:10

you can hear only one voice

43:12

from what you can let's do.

43:14

You're not quite able to make

43:16

out what they're saying. But you

43:18

only hear one distinct voice talking.

43:20

Is it an authoritative sort of

43:22

chiefly voice? It is... This is

43:24

the only private office in here,

43:26

so I have to think someone

43:28

in here. There's a confidence to

43:30

it. A gravitas? Okay. Okay. So

43:33

that's definitely not, um, Gashua. I

43:35

think we can all agree. Well,

43:37

I want me to find out.

43:39

I mean, Gashua got demoted. I

43:41

don't know why he would get

43:43

his own office. But maybe it's

43:45

Gashua. Dang, now you got me

43:47

second guessing. Well, if it is

43:49

Gashua, I don't actually want to

43:51

actually want to see him. He

43:53

would actually want to see him.

43:55

He would actually want to see

43:57

him. He would be pretty mad

43:59

at us. just here blocking the

44:01

door and the camera. I think

44:03

we should, oh, this is perfect.

44:05

Yeah. We can keep rolling until

44:07

we are blocking the camera. That's

44:09

cool. And then we can exfiltrate

44:11

from the coat rack. I have

44:13

an exit strategy and that's it.

44:15

I love it. Can we roll

44:17

up to the camera and block

44:20

it with the coat rack? Where

44:22

you are right now, you are

44:24

blocking the camera. At least from

44:26

the corner of the stairs, you

44:28

know, go down. And so right

44:30

now you are, you're in a

44:32

pretty effective blocking position. Okay. Okay.

44:34

I think we're in a good

44:36

spot. Let's just wait, see what

44:38

that. Okay, Roger, gave me one

44:40

more roll to get to the

44:42

end of the vent there. Check.

44:44

Is he literally rolling like a

44:46

Kita roll or just rolling dice?

44:48

Just rolling dice. Yeah, with double

44:50

six and six. You have major

44:52

way down to the vent. You

44:54

can see out of the vent.

44:56

You can see out of the

44:58

vent. You can see out of

45:00

the vent, out of the vent.

45:02

From your vantage point, you can

45:04

see through the vent to see

45:07

Squidmark at processing with an agent

45:09

with him. You see Hammer Ned

45:11

being processed with a couple agents

45:13

around there as well. And to

45:15

your left, you see a coat

45:17

rack. And he knows what's up

45:19

with the coat rack. There's no

45:21

way we have it. I peek

45:23

my little face out and hold

45:25

up the ID card. Give a

45:27

thumbs up. He can't see that.

45:29

Can he see that? Do you

45:31

want him to see that? Yeah,

45:33

clearly. Okay, make a roll for

45:35

me to see if anybody else

45:37

sees it. It's so discreet though,

45:39

like I'm barely... Well, you have

45:41

comps, you could just tell him.

45:43

We're in the coat rack and

45:45

we have the ID card. Roger?

45:47

I sued. Yes, good. With that

45:49

roll, would you allow me to

45:51

continue down the air duct? Sure.

45:54

to where the camera is on

45:56

of the wall?

45:58

wall? Oh, that's interesting.

46:00

interesting. Yeah. because I

46:02

have to assume

46:04

there are, like,

46:06

wires. They definitely put

46:08

wires through the air ducts, definitely. Yeah, here

46:10

behind the camera, you are able to

46:12

see a bundle of wires. None

46:15

of them Yeah, here behind

46:18

the camera you were

46:20

able to see a

46:22

bundle of wires. None

46:24

of I mean, he is a

46:26

spy. Okay. Infiltration

46:29

is his thing. is his

46:31

thing. Hmm. I think he's going he's

46:33

going to fiddle with the

46:35

wires of the You do have have also

46:37

the... Didn't you get a device I do.

46:39

Yes, the Hallicar hack. The Yes, the HALACAR

46:41

hack, which... Did HALACAR -HAC, which your you

46:44

forget about your hacking device

46:46

that you Bill is what is. I

46:48

assumed hey dad, can I tell you

46:50

something? I love you so

46:52

much. you When you asked me

46:54

if you could get to the

46:56

camera and there would be

46:59

wires and stuff, I was like,

47:01

would be wires remembers I was like, he

47:03

has a hacking device. remembers that he has

47:05

a of course I did, course I did.

47:07

it was all a clever a clever

47:09

ploy. Yeah, Yeah, into a sense of a sense

47:12

of security. I was luring you

47:14

into my narrative. You have to

47:16

accept that on some level, level

47:18

know, know, right? Yeah. That is the only thing

47:20

that makes sense, is that makes sense

47:22

is that inside dad. There a a war. They're

47:25

two two wolves, remembers he has inventory.

47:27

And one who's just kind of

47:29

drooling and lays on his side

47:31

all the time. Waiting for belly drooling

47:33

and lays on his side all the time, waiting for belly rubs.

47:36

hack, farting. Yes, I use the the pocket watch

47:38

with a cow face on it,

47:40

a pocket, and use it to connect

47:42

the the, with a cow face on here's what

47:44

he's going to do. He's going

47:46

to use it to connect to

47:48

the camera so that

47:50

it's on a permanent loop

47:52

of what it's showing

47:54

now. showing now. give me a

47:56

a roll with your your

47:58

hack. hack. he see? Can you see

48:01

the, like, network? Because it would

48:03

be cool to know where stuff

48:05

is. I don't know if the

48:07

Halekar hack has a, has a

48:09

screen. Hmm. Well, let's see how

48:11

well he rolls, and then I'll

48:13

let you know how well he

48:16

connects. I'm gonna use a time

48:18

to shine dice, too. Okay, so

48:20

four, the eight. Four, eight. Six,

48:22

two, three, eight. With two successes,

48:24

you're not able to access the

48:26

full network, but you are able

48:28

to create a loop on this

48:31

camera, allowing you guys to, in

48:33

this area, around the stairs, move

48:35

without being detected by this camera.

48:37

Amazing. Perfect. So, let's jump back

48:39

to the two men in the

48:41

coat rack. Are you guys waiting

48:43

for some kind of movement from

48:46

Roger, or is there a next

48:48

step in your plane? Can we

48:50

tell of Squidmark and Hammernet or

48:52

like nearing the end of the

48:54

processing process? Because like, to paint

48:56

a picture for the folks at

48:58

home, Roger is going to have

49:01

to basically sneak right behind where

49:03

these two criminals are being processed

49:05

in order to reach the stairs

49:07

down to records. Give me a

49:09

role with your big old bug

49:11

guys to see if you can

49:13

get a read on the situation.

49:15

Seven and eight, two successes. It's

49:18

hard to tell exactly where they

49:20

are in the process. They've clearly

49:22

been here a long time, and

49:24

you can tell that they are

49:26

getting very agitated, and somewhat uncooperative

49:28

with the agents who are processing

49:30

them. Tensions are running high. It

49:33

is definitely a fraught situation. Okay.

49:35

It seems like everybody's ready to

49:37

be done in one way or

49:39

another. Okay. We got two bogies

49:41

by the game. You should be

49:43

able to get there, Roger. and

49:45

we should be able to get

49:48

you the ID but you're going

49:50

to need to move quick because

49:52

it's an agitated situation. Roger? Roger

49:54

that. This is really confusing. I

49:56

even think about

49:58

the fact that

50:00

think about fact that your name

50:03

is Roger Roger 10 and 10

50:05

for Roger So do

50:07

you do? do? Did I

50:09

do something? You solved it. You

50:11

solved it. You solved

50:13

it it I was

50:15

just waiting for you to do

50:17

something. Yeah, that's it. Okay.

50:19

Yeah, that actually beats animals beats

50:22

animals Thank you We have nothing to do so

50:24

We're for joining us. We're in position. We

50:26

can do it's all we

50:29

right now and I

50:31

can't wait show right the same

50:33

I can't wait for the same Roger us

50:35

again next week on channel.

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Join us cliffhanger Is that

50:39

dad wasn't acting fast enough?

50:42

Our big cliffhanger is that dad wasn't acting fast

50:44

enough. Hey, it's a new, it's a new low.

50:46

I you to remember this

50:48

because you thought we

50:50

were gonna have a good

50:52

cliffhanger, right? But this

50:55

is another thing where your

50:57

heroes let you down, heroes

50:59

let you down of the you over

51:01

here one heading for the

51:03

city meteor heading for the city? really are

51:06

really oh no I say sorry I'm a

51:08

sorry. Yeah. No, you

51:10

wanted a meteor sandwich. Okay

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