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website and he's saying lots of advanced

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keyboard symbols is probably not correct. But

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it is in fact maximum fun.org/join. Yeah,

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I just wanted to really hang a

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lantern on it. He's right. Go to

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that address and give us your money

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and we'll give you the podcast begins

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now. In spite of

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what you've heard, we're at the

1:20

height of our powers, the top

1:22

of tolls and towers, the spin.

1:24

We'll never stop like mine. It

1:26

can't trust that we will do

1:28

it, we must, until it's turning

1:30

out just like some way. And

1:32

if we sell it wrong, it

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is long, but on road Joe's

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strong, and unless I'm wrong. And

1:39

I'm not, we're at the height

1:41

of our power. Has

1:57

the credits roll on the?

2:00

extended director's cut of flubber.

2:02

You guys. You guys. Gotta stick around

2:05

for the aftergraded scene. Yeah,

2:07

of course. And there's deleted

2:09

scenes. There's making out of

2:11

documentary if you want to

2:13

watch any of those. Now

2:15

which flubber are we discussing?

2:17

Well there's a flabber one.

2:19

Are we talking about Fred

2:21

McMurray? No. No. Well, the

2:23

absent-minded professor did have flubber

2:25

as a component. No one

2:27

listening was alive when any

2:29

flubber came out. This is

2:31

purely for us. Yeah. And

2:33

so it doesn't matter. Not for

2:35

you. Don't try to put Fred

2:38

McMurray's old weird butt in

2:40

here. You guys stand, you white

2:42

tears from your eyes. Wow. You

2:44

notice new stuff, man, every time.

2:46

Hey, can I? I know

2:48

it's supposed to be for only after work,

2:51

but can we... you guys would check out

2:53

the arcade. So badly, I'm dying. Oh yeah,

2:55

you hear Scuz and the lights kind of

2:57

zoom back to you on the wall. Yeah,

3:00

yeah, yeah. Oh, let me get everything turned

3:02

on and powered up. Here, follow me. And

3:04

you see the lights move down the hallway

3:07

again leading you towards the arcade.

3:09

Scuz, is there... do you guys

3:11

have... The Green Bank Guardian's arcade

3:13

cabinet, like the four top one,

3:15

the four different sticks. There's some

3:17

graffiti written on it, you know,

3:19

because it's like, boom, Green Back

3:21

Guardians, or whatever, but it's still

3:23

playable. It was a big hit

3:26

with the Kill Death Box. Dibs

3:28

on Carver, Dibs on Carver, no

3:30

slappers. It's like natural, like rocket

3:32

launchers, only in the second round.

3:34

I mean you can't call Dips

3:36

on Carver I just called Dips

3:38

on Carver you have to call

3:40

Dips on no bathroom camping And

3:43

we'll start facility and take

3:45

it to Temple office Roger puts a

3:47

quarter down says I got next Well,

3:49

it's a four-player cabinet man, so I

3:51

don't do it. I'm not very competitive

3:53

So much so that you don't want

3:55

to play with us. I'm gonna I'm

3:57

gonna see if they have one of

4:00

those dance games. Yeah. Of

4:02

course you are. Lamar times

4:04

then. Is it weird if

4:06

I play as myself? No,

4:08

please do. So Traf, here's

4:10

my thought. And I don't

4:12

know what you want to

4:14

do with this, but I

4:16

am really interested in this

4:18

idea of. these heroes that have

4:20

been around so long that we've

4:22

forgotten some of the mythology and

4:24

I'm wondering if there is something

4:27

in this game in the way these

4:29

guardians do their biz or in the

4:31

way they fight or in the enemy

4:33

behaviors or something that I can learn

4:35

that will be advantageous to me

4:37

in the future that's good. Some

4:39

sort of special move that we

4:42

had forgotten about or like something

4:44

maybe Lamar forgot something in this

4:46

game I'm looking to to jog something

4:49

or rebuild a little bit of

4:51

that history. I know there's not

4:53

gonna be a science burrito

4:55

in here, but I'm looking for any

4:58

kind of leg up maybe in the

5:00

game. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. I like this

5:02

and you know this game, you've

5:04

played it before, so give me a 48

5:07

roll on it. All right, two

5:09

successes. Yeah, with two successes,

5:11

two things. One. The thing

5:13

that you were very struck

5:15

by, right, is as this

5:18

is a cooperative game, there's

5:20

constant combos, right? And as

5:23

individuals, right, the Greenback Guardians

5:25

are pretty effective, but you

5:27

see a lot of like

5:30

setups happening and the effectiveness

5:32

of that, and it clues

5:34

into your brain this thing

5:37

of like you've been working

5:39

with these two for a while

5:41

now, and you know the inner

5:43

workings of how the three

5:45

of you work together. And

5:47

what that's going to do

5:49

for you is anytime your

5:52

action is coupled with there,

5:54

so if Dad or Griffin

5:56

do something, and then

5:58

your character or response to

6:00

that with an action, you're gonna

6:03

pick up an extra D8 for

6:05

that. Killer, I would probably, this

6:07

feels like, abs move? Is that

6:09

where under the Mondo moves? You

6:12

think that's where this would make?

6:14

Yeah, something like that, something you

6:16

can, whatever wording you wanna put

6:18

in it. Okay. And that's a,

6:20

what did you say the material

6:23

impact of that is from any

6:25

miracle? Bonus D8. If it's a

6:27

pairing up, like a team up.

6:29

Yes. But you also notice something

6:31

else. As you're playing, Lamar is

6:34

getting way into it. And he

6:36

is up to this point, Ben,

6:38

very thin about everything and very

6:40

chill about everything. And you can

6:43

see him as he's like playing

6:45

as himself and even in this

6:47

like video game form, like fighting

6:49

crime with his buddies. He's getting

6:51

like very emotionally invested in it

6:54

like he's in it It's like

6:56

he's suddenly 20 years younger and

6:58

like the energy he's giving off

7:00

is quite considerable And he is

7:03

frankly Slamming that punch button as

7:05

hard the attack button as hard

7:07

as he can Careful man these

7:09

things they will turn new violence

7:11

That has been figured out by

7:14

science in studies. Say nothing to

7:16

the richest corporal tunnel man. Yeah,

7:18

no, I, yeah, no, sorry, I

7:20

just got caught up. It was,

7:22

it felt good. I mean, it

7:25

felt good. I know it's not

7:27

real. I know it's not real.

7:29

Video games aren't real. I know.

7:31

Yeah, listen, listen. I know, anytime

7:34

you're gaming. You know, gaming. is

7:36

a really healthy way to work

7:38

through that. I think it's working.

7:40

He lowers his blue blocker glasses.

7:42

Even though you are a pacifist,

7:45

man, like, you're not hurting ones

7:47

and zeros. I think it's a

7:49

really healthy way to work through

7:51

some of that anger that you

7:53

may be possessing. acknowledging that you

7:56

are human in there for imperfect

7:58

you know you gotta have some

8:00

impulses you might as well work

8:02

about all the usual feel about

8:05

a man yeah I mean that

8:07

felt good but it also like

8:09

I haven't seen my brothers you

8:11

know in in like a decade

8:13

yeah that must be that must

8:16

be really is that time crisis

8:18

for what no way I go

8:20

play time crisis for hey dad

8:22

just for my own Curiosity, I'm

8:24

gonna have you roll 48 to

8:27

see how you do on the

8:29

dance dance machine. Oh, I didn't,

8:31

he's not doing dance dance dance.

8:33

Oh, he's not doing dance dance

8:36

resistance. They got, they got, like

8:38

a drummaster. He found Donkey Kong

8:40

3. Get out of town. Which

8:42

was only released in Japan. That's

8:44

actually like a pretty good poll

8:47

for you. I mean, we did

8:49

give you 15 minutes to Google

8:51

it, so it's not limited. But

8:53

like still, it's a good, it's

8:56

not a bad poll. Okay, I

8:58

knew about a game I didn't,

9:00

and that sends a chill down

9:02

my spine. Only in Japan, my

9:04

friend, only in Japan. Well, famously,

9:07

dad knows a ton about Japan

9:09

and Griffin has no interest, no

9:11

idea or interest to no more.

9:13

Dad, damn it gotchies? That's not

9:15

even, okay, you've just lost it.

9:18

You've actually just lost it again,

9:20

Amy. That's a donkey kong of

9:22

three. Yeah, okay, roll 48 for

9:24

me. 48, so here they come.

9:27

Two successes, eight to five. You

9:29

get a third on the leerboard

9:31

at the end. Yes. You see,

9:33

it's cleft and cleft and then

9:35

you. Oh. Yeah, I think I'm

9:38

gonna. Well, maybe I'll... I'll just

9:40

be happy with third. I mean,

9:42

it's kind of my status in...

9:44

I mean, listen, yeah, you guys

9:46

have to rescue Carver and stop

9:49

whoever's... But if you want to

9:51

spend a couple more, like, episodes

9:53

of this podcast playing Donkey 3

9:55

to see if you can be

9:58

Clevside Score... I mean, now that

10:00

I know that we can manifest

10:02

rare Japanese arcade game machines, I

10:04

could spend quite a while dipping

10:06

into that. I'm going to try

10:09

it one more time. We should.

10:11

And I'm going to use a

10:13

time to shine dice. What? No,

10:15

come on. You are going to

10:17

be fighting splinter at the end

10:20

of this. Yeah, and you're going

10:22

to be like out of TTS's.

10:24

I'm going to use one TTS.

10:26

Unreal, man. I'm so proudied. I'm

10:29

so bold. Here we go. So

10:31

five, D8. Oh my God. Seven,

10:33

four, three, a two, a one.

10:35

Yeah, you actually do worse. Yeah,

10:37

you do worse this time. You

10:40

don't even, not only do not

10:42

make it on a leaderboard, but

10:44

cranky comes out and he like

10:46

points at the screen and laughs

10:49

to you and even says your

10:51

name. Somehow he's like, I'm disappointed

10:53

in you Roger Moore! It's very

10:55

hurtful. I know, yeah, I mean,

10:57

Roger's very sensitive dude. Yeah, and

11:00

cranky is very mean. He throws

11:02

down the decay bongos and walks

11:04

away from the game. Well, hey,

11:06

come on man, this is a

11:08

rare import. And you hear Skaas

11:11

the Leiskaburger. What do you guys

11:13

want to see next? There's the

11:15

cafeteria, I could live up some

11:17

lunch or... There's not a lot

11:20

in the armory. They took a

11:22

lot of that with them, but

11:24

we could look in there. If

11:26

you guys are looking a little

11:28

rough, maybe we could hit the

11:31

day spa, the infirmary, patch you

11:33

up a little bit. Oh, I'll

11:35

definitely need to hit that. I

11:37

think the armory might be a

11:39

good idea if we're getting ready

11:42

to plunge into a big, big

11:44

butt battle. Like a battle with

11:46

big butt? That's insane, man. Yeah,

11:48

let's do them all. Let's hit

11:51

the army first, maybe get a

11:53

little snack of Rooney at the

11:55

cafeteria. Okay, yeah, I'll have the

11:57

bots start working on, you guys

11:59

like sandwiches? or what are you

12:02

guys into? What do you like?

12:04

No. No roast beef. Oh yeah,

12:06

no of course, yeah. Fish, alive,

12:08

fish. My fish, okay. Give it

12:10

to us wrong, wriggling? Yeah, you

12:13

got it, okay. That's one gallon

12:15

special. You keep, you, you keep

12:17

nasty taters. Okay, I'll keep nasty

12:19

taters. Daphne. Any what? Daphne is

12:22

the, I mean, on the street

12:24

to calm water fleas sometimes, but

12:26

technically they're Daphnea. Um, it's one

12:28

of my face. Like bugs. Yeah,

12:30

like I eat brine shrimp, Daphnea,

12:33

earthworms, whatever you got, man. Okay,

12:35

yeah, I think we can dig

12:37

up Blackworm right now or earthworm,

12:39

whatever you got. Yeah, we'll dig

12:42

up some bugs, um, okay. I

12:44

eat books. Yeah man, I think

12:46

about it a lot. I think

12:48

it's honestly pretty cool. It's great

12:50

sustainable pro. Absolutely, man. It's good

12:53

for environment and it's good for

12:55

my, you know, my interior environment

12:57

too. Flora on these guys. On

12:59

rail. Yeah. But you guys wanted

13:01

to check out the armory. It's

13:04

over this day. If you want

13:06

to come, here you go. And

13:08

the lights zoom down that hallway

13:10

into the armory. You find a

13:13

much smaller room than the ones

13:15

who've been in previously, and as

13:17

guys mentioned, a lot of the

13:19

shells have been emptied. What you

13:21

see is because the majority of

13:24

Dr. Kilda's like minions were robots,

13:26

you see a lot of like

13:28

robot attachments, a lot of arm

13:30

attachments or like laser guided like

13:32

HUD kind of glasses that you

13:35

know, lenses one might put on

13:37

a robot. There's some equipment here,

13:39

but It's pretty big Dover. I

13:41

mean, I wouldn't mind grabbing some

13:44

of these attachments from my pal

13:46

rolly-bod. Just, just, I don't know

13:48

that I would know how to

13:50

sort of upgrade it with this

13:52

stuff, but if I see anything

13:55

in here that could make our

13:57

most spherical team member more sort

13:59

of combat, combat ready, that would

14:01

be great. Yeah, give me, um,

14:03

let's see, with your bug eyes,

14:06

give me a 48 roll to

14:08

see what you can find. Yeah,

14:10

that's a three, a three, a

14:12

three, a three, and a two.

14:15

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so to get

14:17

a practice point. It's been so

14:19

long. I didn't think we were

14:21

going to get any more of

14:23

these. Well, I didn't think you

14:26

were going to fail so bad.

14:28

It felt real bad. Yeah, like

14:30

I said, you find a lot

14:32

of stuff, but you're unable to

14:35

see how any of it would

14:37

be useful. Okay. Nothing that's really

14:39

that impressive to you. At this

14:41

point, I just kind of want

14:43

to look like I know what

14:46

I'm doing, so it's not to

14:48

embarrass myself. So I'll grab like

14:50

a spool of wire and just

14:52

be like, this is good stuff,

14:54

high quality copper. My man, Rollibot's

14:57

going to chop this down spaghetti

14:59

good. Excellent. Anybody else want to

15:01

take a look around? Anything in

15:03

particular you're looking for in the

15:06

market for it? What are you

15:08

buying? Uh, is there anything like

15:10

protective that would be? Or my,

15:12

my sort of speed. I'm looking

15:14

for something that can shield my

15:17

extremely delicate flesh. Excellent. Um, let's

15:19

see, give me, uh, yeah, just

15:21

a, you're scouting everything out, give

15:23

me a 3D8 roll. If I

15:25

turn the lights off, can I

15:28

use my Nocturno sense and roll

15:30

48? Huh. Let's see, huh. I'll

15:32

go ahead and I'll just turn

15:34

the lights like at this point.

15:37

We anticipate each other's needs. Yeah,

15:39

go for it Your dark vision

15:41

is better than your Light Vision,

15:43

yeah sure. Thank you. All right,

15:45

so that's a team up. So

15:48

that's 5-8. What? No! Griffin didn't

15:50

take an action. He did, he

15:52

turned the lights out. That's a

15:54

free action. I'm just kidding. I'm

15:56

just kidding. I'll roll 48. You

15:59

win. Nope, that's a complete and

16:01

total failure. Oof, oh! Oh, man.

16:03

That wasn't cool at all. Who

16:05

read that? Hey, who turned the

16:08

lights off? I thought that... I

16:10

thought that... Messed up, dude. I

16:12

thought it would help, okay. Why

16:14

did you think that? It's dark.

16:16

You know what darkness is? No,

16:19

you didn't. I turned those guys.

16:21

I'll turn them back on. Oh,

16:23

it's not turning back on. Oh,

16:25

Farts. Done broke to the dang

16:28

switch. Switch. You hear from the

16:30

other room. You guys are the

16:32

dark, you hear. Lunch is ready

16:34

whenever you guys. Where? Tell us,

16:36

get someone free. Yeah, the light

16:39

zoom in again on the walls.

16:41

This way. Thank you. Just follow

16:43

the light. We need to stop

16:45

messing with powers beyond our ken.

16:47

A light switch? Apparently. I'm a

16:50

seal. What do I know about

16:52

switches? True. As you head into

16:54

the cafeteria, you can see places

16:56

laid out a non-rosbeaf sandwich for

16:59

you, a bowl full of bugs,

17:01

some raw wriggling, no nastutators fish,

17:03

and a pizza for Lamar. But

17:05

he has gone all out scuzz

17:07

in the bots with like a

17:10

vase with flowers in it and

17:12

like place settings and crystal serving

17:14

wear and stuff like that. Yeah,

17:16

it's nice to have friends come

17:18

to visit. I laid everything out

17:21

here and then I was thinking

17:23

after this, we could check out

17:25

Flubber 2, maybe some more games.

17:27

We do. A tartary may be

17:30

being tortured right now. So we

17:32

should hold that truth in our

17:34

hearts and maybe let it sort

17:36

of spur us on to action.

17:38

Well, yeah, he's counting on us.

17:41

I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, I

17:43

get that but like what if

17:45

that was like a later thing

17:47

and right now was like kind

17:49

of like a sleepover. Do you

17:52

want to come with us? I'm

17:54

kind of like, um, you know,

17:56

I'm programmed into the kind of

17:58

headquarters here. All right, well, let

18:01

me, uh, let me get in

18:03

there. See if I can't fix

18:05

that. Hey, hold on. I mean,

18:07

I'm going to get inside your

18:09

nogging. I'm going to S-S-S-H-N-S-H-N-S-S-H-I-S-Y-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-I'm studying

18:12

units. I want to get there

18:14

and have a butcher's man. Inside

18:16

the walls? Inside your nogging! I'm

18:18

going to get inside your nogging.

18:21

I'm going to reprogramming your nogging.

18:23

I'm going to reprogram your nogging.

18:25

I'm going to reprogramming your nogging.

18:27

I'm going to reprogramming. I'm going

18:29

to reprogramming. I'm going to reprogramming.

18:32

I'm going to reprogramming. I'm going

18:34

to reprogramming. I'm going to reprogramming.

18:36

I'm going to reprogramming. I'm going

18:38

to reprogramming. I'm going to reprogramming.

18:40

I'm going to reprogramming. I'm going

18:43

to reprogram You don't rest, stick

18:45

around on here like some sort

18:47

of weird metal ghost, do you?

18:49

Can I ask you a question?

18:52

Yeah. Just a follow-up before you

18:54

have a, I believe you said

18:56

a butcher's? Am I not? How

18:58

confident are you that you could

19:00

transfer me out of here and

19:03

not like erase me entirely? So

19:05

here's a plan and you have,

19:07

you're good with computers, being one

19:09

yourself. I'm gonna SSA gin, right?

19:11

I'm gonna root around your root.

19:14

directory. I'm going to pseudo in

19:16

to some of your, uh, the,

19:18

the, the, the, the live and

19:20

the deer when I have a

19:23

butcher's around and see if I

19:25

can't see what's causing a little

19:27

problems. I'll get rid of the

19:29

stuff that says, I'm sure there's

19:31

a lot in in your code

19:34

somewhere. Are you python by the

19:36

way? Because I did like five

19:38

hours of python in community college.

19:40

So like. You're, uh, I'm gonna,

19:42

I'm just gonna get in there,

19:45

I'll erase the line that says

19:47

like, stay here, there's gotta be

19:49

once like, get out there and

19:51

get it done, go two, ten,

19:54

you know, whatever. Um, Justin, give

19:56

me a roll. Let's see, what

19:58

would this be? Yeah,

20:00

I don't see anything yours, so

20:03

a 3D8 rule, because you are

20:05

training out. I may not even,

20:07

I don't actually even know that

20:10

I have the faked college hours.

20:12

All this is right now is

20:15

to convince him to let you

20:17

try. Yeah, just let me have

20:19

a butcher's. Dagnabit. Full miss. I

20:22

mean, a 4.1. 2. You just,

20:24

you hate to see it. That

20:27

is a full whiff. I really

20:29

appreciate that, the offer, but I

20:31

think maybe like, I'll just wait

20:34

and we'll just hang out and

20:36

see how things go. All right,

20:39

man, that's absolutely fair. If you

20:41

change your mind, that's the great

20:43

thing about SSaging into things, is

20:46

I could SSH into your live

20:48

or your deer at any point

20:51

you need. Okay, let's someone mind

20:53

throwing this fish into my open

20:55

mouth. Yeah, I'll keep that in

20:58

mind. You've got a team, too.

21:00

I could mess around with that

21:03

a little bit. It's actually, I

21:05

already said no, and it's becoming

21:07

less assuring. I feel less confident

21:10

as I continue, honestly, in my

21:12

bill. Even if you asked me

21:15

to at this point, I don't

21:17

think I would. Okay, to be

21:19

honest. Hey, would someone mind throwing

21:22

this fish into my open mouth?

21:24

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

21:27

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

21:29

oh, oh. I respect your boundaries,

21:31

and I respect everything that you

21:34

bring to the table, and all

21:36

I ask is that you do

21:38

the same. That was kind of

21:41

species appropriation, and I'm sorry. A

21:43

little bit. So you guys, yummy

21:46

down? Yeah. Hey, let me try

21:48

one of those bugs. Nope, not

21:50

for me. I

21:53

tried it. I thought a

21:55

worm would be like a

21:57

linguine, but it no, it's

21:59

good. It is a worm.

22:01

It is decided. Yeah, it's

22:03

an acquired taste, man. And

22:06

also you gotta squeeze out

22:08

the nugget. I saw, uh,

22:10

uh, you don't squeeze out

22:12

the nugget before you eat

22:14

it. It's tough. But, see,

22:16

don't eat the, don't eat

22:18

the, the, the, nugget. the

22:20

pod itself. I don't eat

22:22

the pot. Everyone will laugh

22:24

at you. Yeah. In Hakuna

22:26

Matana, I always thought like

22:29

those gorgeous bugs look actually

22:31

so delicious, but now I

22:33

know that I prefer fish.

22:35

So thank you. Learning a

22:37

lot about myself on this

22:39

adventure. Yeah, no problem. Yeah.

22:41

So each of you can

22:43

regain two hit points. I

22:45

think dad, you're only done

22:47

one, so you'll be at

22:50

full health. Great. And... Your

22:52

bodies begin to feel sluggish.

22:54

And your vision starts to

22:56

blur. Wait, why? Travis. It's

22:58

food. You hear Scus say,

23:00

see, I told you we're

23:02

gonna have a sleep. Oh

23:04

my God. Not again. The

23:06

four of you pass unconscious.

23:08

Boy, Travis, I have to

23:10

say. This shows tenuous relationship

23:13

with robots getting increasingly fractions.

23:15

Yep. Hey

23:33

friend, I wanted to take a

23:35

brief moment if we could from

23:37

the frivolity and get really really

23:39

really serious Yeah, let me turn

23:41

my chair backwards powerful. Yeah, wow

23:43

wait, let me turn my hat

23:45

backwards. Okay. Thanks dad cool Wow,

23:47

I feel like you are relating

23:49

to me now. Yeah, let me

23:51

turn my head backwards. Oh god.

23:54

Let's have a session the media

23:56

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a lot of reasons corporations corporations

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suck and they're trying to eat

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everybody and close everything down and

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the government's trying to ban podcast

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as you've heard I'm sure but

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listen we have something different over

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this is a maximum fun network

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and it's owned by people that

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make the crap I thought it

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was a coop like a chicken

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coop it's owned by the people

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that make the crap I thought

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it was a coop like the

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people that make it just like

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this show this network is is

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people-powered and we rely on you

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the people that listen to our

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We rely on you to support

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we do that Justin? Well Griffin

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you go to maximum fun.org/join and

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you got a few different levels

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24:55

what is it again I forget

24:57

you get all the bonus content

24:59

Justin I thought you knew that

25:01

four episodes of podcast is like

25:03

three episodes of podcast daddy how

25:05

much is it? I think it's

25:07

close to a million at this

25:09

point. Whoa! Well, I mean it's

25:11

not that. It's like hundreds of,

25:13

like I feel like saying a

25:16

million discredits how much it actually

25:18

is. A quinterion. Well, a quarter

25:20

of a million. There's hundreds of

25:22

hours of content, maybe thousands of

25:24

hours. There's hundreds of hours of

25:26

content, maybe thousands of hours. You

25:28

got to hear Justin's daughter who

25:30

write a one shot for us

25:32

to play. It's all the previous

25:34

year. So you not only hear

25:37

Charlie verse three, there's all the

25:39

other first two Charlie verses, there's

25:41

Taz nights where we played with

25:43

Layman, well Miranda. Play those rave.

25:45

Play those rave. There's Taz Mercer.

25:47

There's Onion Boy. That's a solo

25:49

episode I did where I just

25:51

ate an onion for an hour.

25:53

And I never asked Travis and

25:56

Griffin. I never told him. That's

25:58

not in there. Taz Mercer is

26:00

where Matt Mercer deemed for us

26:02

and played a game for us.

26:04

Oh yeah. You are in a

26:06

name dropping mood. I love it.

26:08

Yeah dad I'm trying to get

26:10

him to to become members why

26:12

would I not name drop dad

26:14

let's say that they can give

26:17

us 10 bucks a month that's

26:19

so sweet of them what are

26:21

you gonna what are you gonna

26:23

give him out in things I

26:25

am going to give them all

26:27

the bonus content but then you

26:29

get your choice of an enamel

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pin and these are really cool

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the m m m m m

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m m m m m m

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m m m m m m

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m I load the poetry corner

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one from Wonderful, the still buffering

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one, of still buffering, kill all

26:52

the mosquitoes. That one I, I

26:54

don't know, isn't that equal? That's

26:57

from Sauvons, that's our, I know,

26:59

I'm going to tell the mosquitoes

27:01

for you. And then Schmanner's, but

27:03

the big old truck, how cute,

27:05

that is, that's adorable. But it's

27:07

not about the boko, I mean

27:09

the boko and the stuff is.

27:11

obviously great but we are only

27:13

able to do this show and

27:15

my brother my brother and me

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and all of our other shows

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and our video stuff because of

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our listeners in the past the

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bad right now as evidence by

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than ever your support is is

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helping us continue the stuff that

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we that we do to help

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us continue to make it. That's

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at maximum fun.org/join. Killer. Let's get

27:47

back to the rest of the

27:49

episode and we'll bother you more

27:51

about it later. The four of

27:53

you, Lamar, and you three, wake

27:55

up. I have a name. Sorry,

27:57

Axelisle and the rest. I have

28:00

a name too. I can't remember

28:02

it. Roger Moore. Yeah, there it

28:04

is. Thank you. I'm just saying

28:06

if you're gonna end the pussy

28:08

cat someone, I want you to

28:10

end the pussy. That's them. Okay,

28:12

Roger, Lyle, Navy, and the rest.

28:14

Is that better? Yeah, wouldn't you

28:16

rather buy a CD from Axolileo

28:19

and the rest? You wake up

28:21

strapped to metal tables in a

28:23

brightly lit, it looks like at

28:25

some point it would have been

28:27

like an anesthetic, kind of very

28:29

clean room. It is a little

28:31

dusty now, a little worn down

28:33

from disuse, but you find yourselves

28:35

in the day spot slash infirmary.

28:37

the straps your wrists, forearms, legs,

28:40

you're firmly down. And Ska's says,

28:42

oh, you're awake, great, we can

28:44

keep hanging out. I've got all

28:46

kinds of activities planned, and I

28:48

figure after like a couple days

28:50

here, you guys will have cooled

28:52

off, and then you'll be ready

28:54

to hang out more, I can

28:56

let you off the tables. This

28:58

is gonna be so good. Time

29:01

out. Truff, can I ask you

29:03

a question about the day spa

29:05

infirmary? Yeah, please. Is there a

29:07

regular assessment as to which one

29:09

people are in? Like is there

29:11

a point on your journey of

29:13

recovery from an intramality? At which

29:15

point you realize that you are

29:17

now in the spa, right? Like

29:20

you are no longer in the

29:22

infirmary and it is now the

29:24

spa. Yeah, so you didn't get

29:26

a full chance to scope it

29:28

out, but just from where you're

29:30

laying and kind of see out

29:32

of the, you know, corners of

29:34

your eyes. its majority is an

29:36

infirmary but you can see a

29:38

couple like massage chairs have been

29:41

set up and some like foot

29:43

baths and stuff okay and maybe

29:45

the day spot title was something

29:47

that they're like we have a

29:49

lot going on here so there

29:51

is some what you would consider

29:53

spa equipment but the majority of

29:55

the experience is infirmary So it's

29:57

not really a spa ermery, it's

29:59

it's more of an infirmary infirmary.

30:02

Yeah, okay. With a relaxing infirmary.

30:04

Mm-hmm. Hey, listen, I know you're

30:06

lonely and that is... Well not

30:08

anymore! Well, we will turn the

30:10

cold shoulder to you. We will

30:12

give you the silent treatment and

30:14

it will be pretty gnarly. But

30:16

we actually do need to sort

30:18

of save the day. This is

30:20

our want. So I need you

30:23

to let us out of here,

30:25

pal. Because it's... Do we not

30:27

have time maybe for at least

30:29

like a makeover or, you know,

30:31

put our hair up in curlers?

30:33

I'm gonna go ahead and say

30:35

that between... indulging and flubber and

30:37

then being knocked unconscious, we have

30:39

probably expended all of our pre-

30:42

like mission leisure time. Right, yes,

30:44

but I'm just saying that I

30:46

think... We're in a rush at

30:48

this period. I know, but I

30:50

think there may be time for

30:52

maybe one sleepover activity, like I

30:54

tell you what, how about a

30:56

pillow fight? That would be fun.

30:58

Can we have a pillow fight?

31:00

It's classic stuff, Ska's. You can't

31:03

have a sleepover without throwing a

31:05

few pillows around. Gotta have a

31:07

pillified. Come on, Ska's. Okay, a

31:09

pillow fight, yeah. Okay, me and

31:11

the boss are gonna go get

31:13

some things ready, get some sacks

31:15

going, get some pillows ready. We're

31:17

gonna make sure like it's all

31:19

safe too. We don't want anybody

31:21

getting hurt. Okay, we'll be back.

31:24

And you see the light zoom

31:26

out of the room. and the

31:28

kill bots that are in the

31:30

room that were like in the

31:32

strapped you in and led you

31:34

in there leave with the lights

31:36

there are still lights on in

31:38

the room might you just because

31:40

his lights have left the room

31:43

so now it's just the four

31:45

of you in there okay this

31:47

is very important is Roger strapped

31:49

belly down with his butt in

31:51

the air or on his back.

31:53

Travis, it's really important. It's very

31:55

important. So important. You may think

31:57

you know what the word important

31:59

means, but it's about to get

32:01

redefined. Really important. Which way? He's

32:04

laying on his back the way.

32:06

You would expect someone to be

32:08

strapped to a table if it

32:10

wasn't like an alien abduction? Yeah,

32:12

kind of situation. And we don't

32:14

actually have to say anything else

32:16

about that. Very well. That's all

32:18

I need to know. Oh gosh,

32:20

wait, did you have a thing

32:22

if you were but up? Well,

32:25

if I was but up, I

32:27

was going to fill the room

32:29

with gas. I'm so glad that

32:31

didn't happen then. Amazing. So your

32:33

ideas, we've been kidnapped, I'm going

32:35

to kill all of us. Yeah,

32:37

sure. They will never get... They

32:39

can't take us alive, boys. Death

32:41

before sleep over. Did they leave

32:43

anyone behind to keep an eye

32:46

on us? Give me a bug-eyed

32:48

shirt. Okay. Two successes, double success,

32:50

seven, seven, so a cowbunga. Yeah,

32:52

with a cowbunga, you can see

32:54

a kill death bond that's kind

32:56

of in there. This one's the

32:58

roughest looking one that you've seen.

33:00

Its islands are very cracked and

33:02

it's kind of bumping into things

33:05

as it wheels around. Oh, I

33:07

love him though. So... All right,

33:09

and as long as we're added

33:11

with that bagite check, the other

33:13

thing you see is, as much

33:15

as this is an infirmary, once

33:17

again with the majority of Kill

33:19

Death's army being bought, it's a

33:21

lot of what you would also

33:23

associate with like repair equipment. So

33:26

you see, like, there's blades, you

33:28

know, kind of a chop saw.

33:30

kind of device hanging above Lyle's

33:32

slab above yours. You can see

33:34

like, um, like, um, like, soldering

33:36

equipment that's attached to the wall.

33:38

Yeah, I don't like any of

33:40

that. I don't like being strapped

33:42

down in a room with all

33:44

that stuff. I look at this

33:47

little busted up, bought, and, uh,

33:49

look at my teammates and I

33:51

say, uh, I apologize. and

33:56

I do siren song. There is

33:59

some precedent for robotic control with

34:01

this. Absolutely, give me a 3D8

34:03

roll, please. I'll use a TTS.

34:05

Here we go. Two successes, eight

34:07

and six. With two successes, all

34:10

right, this little broken down bot

34:12

comes rolling over to you. Its

34:14

head wall slightly to one side

34:16

where you can see there is

34:18

a screw missing from its neck.

34:21

and it kind of rolls up

34:23

to you and you can see

34:25

like the apertures within the lenses

34:27

trying to focus behind the like

34:29

cracked glass but it's it's kind

34:32

of looking at you you can't

34:34

tell if it's tilted because of

34:36

the screw or like in you

34:38

know inquisitive kind of nature but

34:40

you have its attention and it's

34:43

like paying attention to you. Yep.

34:45

Do you speak? Can you understand

34:47

me? Hear me. Remember. Okay, so

34:49

we're gonna need to come up

34:51

with something real quick. Do you

34:54

have like a light on you?

34:56

Like a light you can flash

34:58

or something? It turns its light

35:00

on. It's flickering? Okay, so Flickr

35:02

once for yes, two for no.

35:05

Can you let us out of

35:07

here? It flickers once. Okay, so

35:09

go ahead and do that. Why

35:11

not? Oh, that's not a yes

35:13

or no question. Uh, are you

35:16

worried that your other robot friends

35:18

might get angry? It flashes once

35:20

for yes. Okay, well, you don't

35:22

have to worry about that, because,

35:24

um, we can we can project

35:27

you from them, but, uh... I

35:29

may have been dancing for just

35:31

a second, Griffin, so you don't

35:33

get too confused. You asked, can

35:35

it? Yeah, not will it. Oh,

35:38

okay. I thought he is sort

35:40

of under my control with the...

35:42

Well, so with the two things,

35:44

he's listening to you, he's into

35:46

it, like he's not brushing you

35:49

off. If you had gotten a

35:51

cow bunga... I believe like you

35:53

did with Roy Baw. Then you

35:55

would have had him. Okay, that's

35:57

true. Okay. Listen, we're on a

36:00

really important mission. Dr. Kill Death

36:02

is... Dr. Kill Death is... Dr.

36:04

Kill Death is in a lot

36:06

of danger right now. And... It

36:08

flickers twice for no, but in

36:11

like a panicked way. Yeah. No,

36:13

he isn't dead. I can't tell

36:15

if that was in a panicked

36:17

way or if you're saying I'm

36:19

lying. I'm not, it's true. But

36:22

he's in a lot of trouble

36:24

and if we don't get to

36:26

that elevator and get up for

36:28

too much longer, they might execute

36:30

him. They will kill him, graveyard

36:33

dead. He's messing with some bad

36:35

customers. So listen, help us out

36:37

of here, we'll go save him,

36:39

bring him home, he'll fix you

36:41

up for sure. And then you

36:44

won't have to worry about any

36:46

kind of repercussions. Your friends will

36:48

be so proud of you for

36:50

helping rescue Dr. Kilda. What do

36:52

you say about? He looks up

36:55

and to the right for just

36:57

a second, and something about his

36:59

body language and the way that

37:01

he is now beeping and worrying,

37:03

lets you know, he's singing a

37:06

very quick kind of Disney Princess

37:08

Princess style I Want song to

37:10

himself. about the dreams of leaving

37:12

this place and being fixed up

37:14

once again and being reunited with

37:17

Dr. Kildeth, and then he comes

37:19

back to you, and he kind

37:21

of like, he blinks once for

37:23

yes, as we've established. Yeah. So

37:25

you'll let us out of here?

37:28

He blinks once for yes. Okay,

37:30

yes, let's do it quick before

37:32

your friends get back, because some

37:34

of them might be spies, and

37:36

they might want Dr. Kildeth to

37:39

die. Okay, he rolls over to

37:41

the controls next to Lyle's bed

37:43

and he starts like kind of

37:45

scratching his tilted head and rubbing

37:47

his chin and then he just

37:50

starts hitting buttons. I reach down

37:52

and I use the controls to,

37:54

uh, free us. What? Well, you

37:56

said the... controls are next to

37:58

my bed so I figure I

38:01

just I could I could do

38:03

it right well there next to

38:05

your bed but not quite like

38:07

an easy reach okay all right

38:09

if you want to give me

38:12

a role to see if you

38:14

can like strain against your restraints

38:16

to reach on can you just

38:18

tear your tear your arm off

38:20

and then have your arm sort

38:23

of like wait a hack it

38:25

and then you can grow it

38:27

doesn't make any sense Oh,

38:29

okay. Sorry, I can't control it

38:31

independently. For a second, I was

38:34

like, that's really good, but I

38:36

don't have a follow-up. Like, after

38:38

I cut it off, I could

38:40

regrow it, but I don't think

38:42

I could independently make it do

38:44

anything except fall to the ground.

38:46

Like, if we needed an arm

38:48

to fall to the ground, I

38:50

could definitely do that. Cut your

38:52

head off, regrow a body from

38:54

it, and it'll be free from

38:56

the constraints. Um,

38:59

close enough for whatever you're thinking.

39:01

Okay. I have a team up

39:03

suggestion. I love it. I love

39:05

to hear those. Okay. Cut off

39:07

your arm. I'll use my prehensile

39:09

power to use my tail as

39:12

a whip or rope. I'll grab

39:14

your arm and use it. to

39:16

open your restraints. I really feel

39:18

like we're on the like, the

39:20

five-yard line with this robot. The

39:22

robot, yeah, the robot beeps once

39:24

for yes. What, you like that?

39:26

And then it presses a button

39:29

and the chop saw blade lowers

39:31

down and cuts, cuts Lyle's arm

39:33

off. Oh man! Now there's balance

39:35

a robot ripped someone else's and

39:37

the robot gives a robot thumbs

39:39

up. No, dude! Put that thumb

39:41

away! Oh, remember, hammer! I'm gonna

39:43

kick that robot's butt! And he's

39:46

like pointing at Roger and pointing

39:48

at Lyle. He's, he thought he

39:50

was helping. He doesn't know about

39:52

pain. Yeah, I know. He takes

39:54

him, the robot takes him's arm

39:56

off and then puts it back

39:58

on and it's still moving like

40:01

in a tip, attach his arm

40:03

to me. Yeah, he's like, yeah,

40:05

fix it, go, oh, oh, cut

40:07

that out! Tag near it! Oh

40:09

man! Okay, can I wiggle out

40:11

now? Well, that has rolled something.

40:13

Yes. I rolled, I rolled to

40:15

use the prehensile tail to catch

40:18

the arm to push the button.

40:20

Yeah. Yeah, man, with two successes,

40:22

you're able to get that arm

40:24

that was just caught off of

40:26

your friend Axelisle in your tail

40:28

and you are able to use

40:30

it to free yourself from your

40:32

restraints. And I yell out, moo-yaw!

40:35

I don't think this is a

40:37

time for celebration. Does it feel

40:39

like a moo-yaw to me, man?

40:41

Curly doesn't feel like a moo-yaw.

40:43

Here and I I go over

40:45

and I free my my two

40:47

friends. Do you do it with

40:50

Axelisle still disconnected arm? Yeah, just

40:52

because it's a little more stylish

40:54

and I'm all about style. And

40:56

also because if you didn't it

40:58

would be insane everything that has

41:00

led up to this point. It

41:02

would be insane to cut off

41:04

this guy's arm for no reason.

41:07

Well, no, he freed Roger, he

41:09

freed Roger from it. So now

41:11

Roger's just walking around with the

41:13

arm poking poking. So I freed

41:15

Navy. And then I go over

41:17

and I free Lyle and then

41:19

I kind of with a sheepish

41:21

grin hand him his arm back.

41:24

Hey wow thanks! Sheesh cool yeah

41:26

man! Hey good teamwork! Sure,

41:28

cool. Yeah, man.

41:30

Teamwork makes the

41:32

dream work, makes

41:34

the scream work

41:36

when your arm

41:39

gets cut off.

41:41

I'll look around

41:43

the infirmary to

41:45

see if there's

41:47

anything that can

41:49

help Lyle in

41:51

this. I'll tell

41:53

you one thing

41:56

you could grab

41:58

real quick, if

42:00

you don't mind,

42:02

man. Yeah. My

42:04

arm? You -

42:06

He already gave

42:08

it back to

42:10

you. I gave

42:13

it back to

42:15

you. I don't

42:17

want it! Well,

42:19

why you - Okay.

42:21

Oh, here. Yeah,

42:23

actually, you take

42:25

it. Actually,

42:28

carry it around, Roger. Like

42:31

an Albatross. Roger, it. I'm

42:33

draping around. Carry it around. And

42:35

Roger? Yes. I want you -

42:38

Listen, I don't want to

42:40

carry around the emotional wave of

42:42

this. So I do need

42:44

you to watch what you have

42:46

forced me to do. Okay.

42:48

Oh, God.

42:52

It's so fascinating. Yes.

42:54

Nature is incredible. It's

42:56

like those time -lapse

42:58

photography things. I know. Okay,

43:01

just enroll 3D8 to see how

43:04

effectively you regrow the arm. You will

43:06

regrow it no matter what. This

43:08

is just how quickly. That one's a

43:10

mixed success. With a

43:12

mixed success, you basically get an

43:14

arm that's like half the size

43:16

of your normal arm. That does

43:18

not feel - It's still growing.

43:20

Okay. It's still growing. That's just

43:22

where you're at right now. Okay.

43:24

That's fine. It looks very attractive.

43:26

Do you need a sling or

43:28

a splint early? They got some

43:31

basic stuff here. I can form

43:33

one out of your other arm

43:35

if - Why don't you take a

43:37

pause on helping? Okay. Good. Yes,

43:40

good point. I appreciate the

43:42

desire for teamwork, but -

43:44

I didn't know it would

43:46

hurt, to be honest with

43:48

you. I'm sorry. Well, that's

43:50

wild. From over in a

43:52

corner where he's been going

43:55

through a medicine cabinet. I

43:57

found some like painkillers and

43:59

let's see some sutures here

44:01

if we want to patch

44:03

whatever we can. It looks like you're well

44:05

on your way with the arm thing. I have a

44:07

lot of like combat, medic training. If you guys want

44:09

me to patch anything up. I mean, I don't know,

44:11

tug? Like I don't really know what you could do

44:13

for you, man. Well you still

44:15

have injuries, Lyle. Yeah, that's true.

44:17

I guess my regenerative... my regenerative...

44:20

Hmm. Yeah, I guess some sort

44:22

of other... Yeah, anything you could

44:24

do to like patch me up, I

44:26

guess. There's no reason to fight this.

44:28

Let's see what he can do.

44:31

Still though, it was a pretty

44:33

good plan. Hey, any anyone you

44:35

walk away from, not your best

44:37

work. Yeah. Okay, so he rolled

44:39

seven because he does have training

44:42

in this. And he has three

44:44

successes including a cowbunka. So he's

44:46

able to patch you both up,

44:48

I think Roger, you're already at

44:51

full, but Lyla Navy, you guys

44:53

are back to full health. Oh,

44:55

amazing. That's actually. That's excellent. I'm

44:58

ready to go fight people. Cool.

45:00

Hey, little baby robot, can you

45:02

get us to the elevator? Get

45:05

us out of here before your friends

45:07

get back? And he holds

45:09

his arms out to you like

45:11

hobbies. Okay, pick him up. Let's

45:14

be sneaky. Stelpio grabs the

45:16

bottle of pain pills and

45:18

puts him in his pocket. Okay,

45:20

that's not alarming. That's

45:22

not like worrying at all.

45:24

No big. Let's go

45:27

I got I just want to

45:29

say as anyone who watched Brothers

45:31

Gate knows dad's inclination to pick

45:33

up anything that isn't nailed down

45:35

and put it in his pockets

45:37

is such a treat to see Well

45:40

right now I'm looking at

45:42

his additional inventory and he

45:44

just has so much stuff in there,

45:46

but it's worth noting that like

45:48

It's not for show. It's the way

45:50

dad plays games, too. It's it's just

45:52

dad he he's not doing it for

45:54

your entertainment and you should see his

45:56

office yeah it's a completest yeah he

45:58

wants to see if track Have us

46:00

left any items around in his

46:02

game? I mean, it makes perfect

46:04

sense. Yeah, you pick up a

46:06

couple of mortar and passos. A

46:08

couple scales. He's gonna add all

46:10

this to his, but if you

46:12

keep talking, he's going to add

46:14

this stuff to his, actually. You

46:16

guys sneak in the hallway, but

46:18

you see the lights of Scuzz,

46:21

A and about 20 kill death

46:23

bots coming down. And as soon

46:25

as they see you, they start

46:27

worrying, and those lights are zooming

46:29

down, and he's saying, they're here,

46:31

they're here, come get him, go

46:33

get him. And the bots are

46:35

heading towards you. Behind you is

46:37

the elevator up to the tunnels,

46:39

into the elevator with your broken

46:41

bot directing you. You're able to

46:43

get inside and the bots are

46:45

heading down the hall. Can I

46:47

fire just like full blast down

46:49

the hall at the at the

46:51

robots? You sure can. Okay, yeah,

46:53

I hate to do it, but

46:55

yeah, you're right. I don't hate

46:57

to do it. Cool. So this

46:59

will just be an attack with

47:01

my signature item of 5-8. That

47:06

is three successes including a double

47:08

eight. Oh, yeah, that's a mega

47:11

cow bunga baby You blast the

47:13

robots back now let me ask

47:15

you this. That's a good time

47:17

for one good What effect do

47:20

you want? Do you want it

47:22

to be like and they're all

47:24

obliterated or like they're cleaned up

47:27

you you basically power blast some

47:29

of the rust and scaling often

47:31

I would love to blast them

47:34

hard enough to knock them back

47:36

to a point where I could

47:38

close one of these bulkhead doors

47:40

to sort of like neutralize the

47:43

danger. Yeah, absolutely. You're able to

47:45

knock them back quite a ways.

47:47

They're back by the screening room

47:50

now. Okay. And you have time

47:52

to shut that bulkhead door into

47:54

the elevator area. And I'm going

47:57

to wrap my spool of wire

47:59

around like the... The like you

48:01

know sealing latch thing so that

48:04

just buy us something The lights

48:06

of scuz are still in there,

48:08

but without his robots He's not

48:10

able to really interact with you

48:13

physically Cool. Okay, so it looks

48:15

like you guys are gonna go,

48:17

huh? Yes, scuz Yeah, come on

48:20

You we've already won. Let's not

48:22

rub his nose in it. Oh,

48:24

I don't have a nose Yeah,

48:27

because we have important business to

48:29

do we're like heroes and we're

48:31

saving someone and you kidnapped us

48:33

so You're doing so you're on

48:36

some real villain stuff right now,

48:38

and I want you to sit

48:40

and think about that really reflect

48:43

on it. I mean I was

48:45

programmed by doctor kill that That's

48:47

a good point and I guess

48:50

There's a bad just drawn that

48:52

way right? Oh, yeah, thank you.

48:54

Well I know that I don't

48:57

really have any room to ask

48:59

you guys for this but could

49:01

give me a favor. Sure. Could

49:03

you tell Dr. Kildef to come

49:06

in like get me out? Yeah,

49:08

I would be happy with your

49:10

hand. No? And I take my

49:13

hand and I have him. Well

49:15

he's he's intangible. He's a voice.

49:17

I know I'm just like drop

49:20

it on the ground. Okay. I'll

49:22

think of you. Great if you

49:24

could dispose of it in like

49:27

a ecologically sound way. Yeah, we

49:29

have a burner. Yeah, thank you

49:31

an incinerator. Save a few words.

49:33

Oh, it's this what we've become

49:36

fellows? Callous hardened? Oh, I tell

49:38

you what Scud's I'll come back

49:40

and visit sometime. No, just get

49:43

just get Dr. Kildef to come

49:45

and get me out. I'd rather

49:47

come visit you. That was brutal.

49:50

No, I want to come visit

49:52

you. Okay, um, I guess this

49:54

is goodbye. All right, he's open

49:56

the elevator door. Oh, right. Yeah,

49:59

yeah, sorry and the elevator doors

50:01

open Thank you scuz Don't kidnap

50:03

anyone else. That's a bad move

50:06

dude. Okay, we're watching okay, man?

50:08

Build it and they will come

50:10

scuz I don't follow that one

50:13

have fun up there Don't get

50:15

killed as the doors are closing.

50:17

A little baby robot. We already

50:20

have a robot team member, but

50:22

stay true to yourself and get

50:24

fixed up pal. Yeah, all right

50:26

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50:29

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