If you hate yourself very, very much - you will love this episode. But first prepare properly!  Smear peanut butter & jelly on yourself first, then jump into an eiderdown. For the moment, you can now press play on your device. After the episode is over, get out of the eiderdown and walk down the main street of your small-town all the while making loud rooster sounds. When someone stops you and says "My dear boy has someone tarred and feathered you again" you can respond and say "No old timer, this is self-inflicted and don't worry I am not tarred and feathered I am peanut buttered and feathered". Then the old timer can say "Thank God Sonny! (because only a male would do this kind of insanity) I was worried about you for a second - But since you assure me you are ok, please go about your business..... unless of course you have a fresh egg to give me as I'm starving and as it is late in the week my pension is exhausted". You can then produce an Egg for the old timer - if you are up for it. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/04/13/podcast-transcript-frankenstein-future-tbc/