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Yeah, you guys, back to another episode

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of ebony and irony. I am Irony.

3:16

I am Lady Bunny. I am Monnet. I wish that the failed. The

3:18

failed pod. The failed pod. Try to bitch her out with other

3:20

to venture out with other drag queens

3:22

me, me, honey Yeah, um, you know,

3:25

I've never experienced being a a pod

3:27

with a crazy person So I

3:29

can't relate money's experience. What could that

3:31

be? Yeah, I don't know that guys

3:33

Yeah, was so meant to be so

3:35

and I are so booked to bless

3:37

that we're never here together And

3:40

Bob literally has a studio next to

3:42

our Tripsy cosmetic, whatever, complex. And you were there were there

3:44

today. was like, should was like, did you see it?

3:46

I was it? was like. about to leave to leave

3:48

on tour. don't I don't speak now, be be

3:50

gone for months. Was my last, was my last, my last

3:52

two shows for, I mean, mean, this kind of thing that happened.

3:54

Are you in the middle of the tour?

3:56

I'm at the very end of the the tour?

3:58

I'm at the very end of the US leg. Oh. I you were, were,

4:00

out there because you were packing it up. No, we're

4:02

bringing it back. you were Oh, good, because I was

4:04

hoping you could plug your show. Yeah, it bringing it

4:06

back. mean, but I think, when I this come out? hoping

4:09

you could Like two or three years? It

4:11

was. no, we're So yeah, the it back. I is

4:13

still happening. I think, going to the UK. I can

4:15

get those dates. We like to hold the

4:17

episodes until someone dies and then the views spike.

4:19

UK, so the can make sure the you pick who

4:21

it is, I'll get rid of tour the time.

4:23

Well, happening. I'm You guys, Bob just said she wants

4:25

to get a Stanley. This is the Barbie.

4:27

This is the Ken Stanley. still, I'm going to tell

4:29

you, put you put ice in it. days later, It's

4:31

is days later. in there. is still fucking in there.

4:34

So I don't drink though. I drink room temperature drinks.

4:36

I drinks. do not need you do not need this. but

4:38

I wanna but more water. So I to drink more water.

4:40

So I bought a Stanley, but I left it

4:42

in a hotel room, which is upsetting I it

4:44

was like, it was very expensive, to drink but more

4:46

going to give me one. but I bought a Stanley, but I

4:48

left, but I swing by your house. but I left, I

4:50

left, but I left, I can you definitely can I left, I

4:52

sent me all those Barbie I left, I and

4:54

I got like I of I left, I you have

4:56

to take it. I that's exciting I I left, I left,

4:58

I left, I left, I left, I left, Oh, Oh, that would

5:00

have been nice. Yeah, it was nice Yeah,

5:02

it lost it. Well, we have Barbie I

5:04

which is purple, otherwise, we have Stanley. How much

5:06

have you left in hotel rooms? otherwise

5:09

the how much time do

5:11

we have Stanley. How much have you left in

5:13

and probably two iPads, not

5:15

to mention. do we every type

5:17

of self two, two, know what

5:20

the killer, apple watches? So upset. And

5:22

face cream, two flossers.

5:24

Yeah. Yeah. If If you are in

5:26

a room behind me, you don't have to

5:28

go you don't Girl, shopping. it's all there. go to a The

5:30

woman who cleans the room there. Oh, the woman the

5:32

room after, they're just at CVS. Literally. Thank

5:34

you, thank you, thank you. So I've started just at

5:36

go to CVS and I buy the little Thank

5:38

you, thank you, me and I just fill them up at

5:40

home. So I've started That way

5:42

when I get back to CVS and I was on the run. run.

5:44

like, Oh, I don't have. I use this. to CVS and I go

5:47

to you know, survey. I go to CVS and I

5:49

I saying it right? right? like and -R

5:51

to CVS -E, I go to and I use

5:53

it, because I to CVS, like, like, like, filaments.

5:56

filaments I found that I

5:58

know that queen yeah She's a gentleman, she's on

6:00

Dragula. I thought of a good drag news the other day. I thought

6:02

of a is a good other day any publicity publicity is

6:04

good That is a good one. is a good publicity. And then is a

6:06

good publicity. That's probably not a good publicity. Sarave No, I that's probably

6:09

not great. and more Sarave and I kept buying I and more Saravei because I'm not

6:11

and I kept buying more and more kept buying I

6:13

was like, I kept buying you because more want to travel with

6:15

a big thing and I used gets everywhere used always I used Sarave and

6:17

I and everything I your Sarave and I is oily and wet

6:19

I whatever. and I And then I just started filling them

6:21

up Saray and I used I lose those little things, it's

6:23

not a big deal. and I used Saray and I used Can I

6:25

tell you how jealous I am that you just went

6:27

to see I used Can you tell me about it? and

6:29

Wicked, Let me see it right now. now Bob went

6:31

to the premiere. to the premiere. looked about great. look fucking not gonna

6:33

I'm look pretty good. I'm lie I did look pretty good

6:36

and Jake Damn My ear ring came out

6:38

It's down. My earring came out. nothing

6:40

I'll do the wedding ring. It's kind of I'll do the wedding

6:42

ring. It's of, it's kind of, it's of it's gay

6:44

now, but yeah, so I so I am a

6:46

big fan of movie musicals I go I

6:48

go see almost all of them. I

6:51

didn't see see mommya But I will I will go

6:53

see almost all of them this is going

6:55

to be the one that's going to

6:57

bring back is be humble opinion, Chicago was

6:59

the resurgence of the Chicago was the was

7:01

like, of the musicals are good oh, movie That's

7:04

an amazing movie musical. Have you ever

7:06

seen the play? amazing Of course, yeah. saw you

7:08

ever seen the play? Of course. Yeah, I saw, I saw, saw a

7:10

Month Soon on Broadway. the West hate to say,

7:12

jinks the movie more than show. Oh, the

7:14

movie is I than the the show. This

7:16

is show. More than the live show. Public information. Yeah, the movie is much

7:18

better. I went to see Todrick and famously

7:20

walked out in the middle and he

7:22

knows about it. in the middle and he

7:24

knows about it. Before, what number did you you

7:26

walk out on? At the intermission. I was

7:29

like, was like, you guys, is giving,

7:31

Toddrick was giving. Todrick was giving. I

7:33

was And then the rest I was like. been doing

7:35

this show, I have been doing this show. said,

7:37

well, I'm I can see it in their eyes.

7:39

You said, well, I'm out. know what else, I it's not horrible.

7:41

a, did I think it, did I think it was I buy a ticket,

7:43

did I take a Did I buy a ticket? a ticket,

7:46

I think it think it was a free ticket. crazy.

7:48

crazy. that, but Todd, Toddrick knows. I mean, but But then I

7:50

saw Todrick boots and stayed for all of that

7:52

because I loved it, because I love Loper. Come see

7:54

me and see, don't wait. By the by the time this

7:56

comes out, I'll already have opened for Cindy

7:58

Lauper. Loper. I'm on your shit now. Yeah, with

8:00

Madonna, I'm up with the Lopper. That's amazing. It's

8:02

copy of you. So

8:05

I started talking to Kinky Boos too, and I

8:07

ran into RuPaul outside of the building. I was like,

8:09

oh my god, RuPaul. What'd she say? She turned

8:11

around, and she was like, hey. She wasn't looking. And

8:13

I was like, it's Bob, which

8:15

I don't know if she recognized. it's like Bob,

8:17

Barker, literally. And don't I was like, hope. I

8:20

was like, Bob, I was at Bob the Dragway.

8:22

And she's like, oh, and then we had

8:24

a brief. It Bob was outside. There were a

8:26

lot of fans, so she kind of booked it.

8:28

Can I tell you, there's this one moment

8:30

I think about a lot. I don't like Super.

8:32

You know, if I'm not doing pit stop

8:34

or you're doing pit stop, I don't really always

8:36

watch Drag Race now. But I know about

8:38

this time that at DragCon, RuPaul forgot Jinx's name.

8:40

Oh. if you know Jinx, you know that

8:42

she thinks about that every day. Seattle. Seattle. You

8:44

know that Jinx every night goes to Ben.

8:46

It's like, I can't believe. Oh, obsessing to this

8:48

day. It's horny. I heard when they crown

8:51

her, she was like, and the winner is Seattle.

8:53

It's so the queen of all queens, Seattle.

8:55

Yeah. How do you think we would do in

8:57

all winners? we slide? You would. know, in

8:59

all honesty, I do think I'd go very far.

9:01

In my mind, I think I win. But

9:03

I'm also low key a little bit delusional. I

9:05

mean, when they called me for Drag Race,

9:07

sight unseen, before I had seen a new way

9:09

to see when competitor was, I was like,

9:11

I just won. Drag Race is crazy. Which is

9:13

kind of absurd. But Bob, it's not. I

9:15

don't want to blow smoke. Well, I just told

9:17

the last two guests. I said, it was

9:20

amazing what Bob is. The higher the stakes, the

9:22

more people are watching, the more it's a

9:24

razor thin ice skate that she has to ride

9:26

on in the moment. The more she delivers.

9:28

Yeah, I thrive. thrive. It's like, you'll have a

9:30

great show for a hundred people or an

9:32

incredible show for a thousand people. It's like, you

9:34

know, you're not wrong. Thank you for saying

9:36

that. do. I'm like a volcano. When the pressure's

9:38

on, it's the show, honey, and everyone, and

9:40

someone's gonna get hurt. Someone's

9:42

gonna get fucking hurt. this bitch, honey.

9:44

I've seen you, God, I hundred mean, I've

9:47

seen you at Carolines. I've seen you at

9:49

bars. I've seen you with Monet. I've

9:51

seen you really in every iteration up to

9:53

Madonna, even. I haven't seen this tour.

9:55

You see me at work from industry to

9:57

Madison Square. No, no, you didn't see

9:59

Madison Square. You saw me in. I was

10:01

and Texas. Yes. Yes. And so you see me from you feel

10:03

me from a bar a bar show to an

10:05

show of kind of you're you're just you're

10:08

you're unaffected by anything well? What if if I don't

10:10

do well? What if this and You just plug

10:12

in and drive it and it's perfect. I can. There

10:15

just trying to do the best I can. there

10:17

have been times where I was performing at

10:19

Hardware bar. I've I've always said there were more people working

10:21

at the bar the bar. No were people patronizing the

10:23

bar. yeah. in the was like, Oh but I was

10:25

like, I'm gonna put on a motherfucking show. I

10:27

gonna do a good job. We're gonna have a

10:29

good show. And to be honest, some of

10:31

those shows felt as good as performing at Madison

10:33

Square Garden. It felt as good as performing

10:35

for 1 .6 million people in Rio de Janeiro. good

10:37

as performing the size. so the crowd doesn't necessarily

10:39

make me perform harder. Not at all. for 1.6

10:42

for comedy, if it's a smaller room, I

10:44

was just talking to someone about this. of

10:46

like under 300. You know they can see

10:48

like. make me eyes harder. subtle

10:50

nuances. And so you almost

10:52

feel like really connected. really

10:54

with. You're obsessed with with,

10:56

you with, the guy who has

10:58

the name, the guy who radio guy. the radio guy,

11:01

he was like in these bars, he

11:03

goes, yeah, there are bars in

11:05

the was like, in these bars, he goes, yeah, there are Zach.

11:07

That was so bitchy and so Zach,

11:09

was That was so bitchy I wasn't trying

11:11

to be bitchy or was, but wasn't I

11:13

was like, was epic. I wasn't trying to be bitchy or

11:15

cunty, but I was I didn't gather. was like,

11:17

No, I did I I did not. bundles all the

11:19

way in the way the in the I I gathered, I I

11:21

did like a box braid. Yes, it was a it

11:23

so great. I love that. But I didn't mean

11:26

it that way. I just thought. I didn't mean

11:28

it that way. I happy to be here,

11:30

I'm happy to be here, but he thinks

11:32

that I am that I am currently. gig

11:34

at a around gig sticky on the sticky floor for

11:36

wet singles. He thinks that that's what I'm

11:38

doing. what I'm what y 'all do. by the way, way.

11:40

I've done it, and I'm not above it, and

11:42

I'll do it again. I'll But that's not what

11:45

we're doing today, ho. That clip of you today,

11:47

Ho. You at the brunch, and you like, I need

11:49

to at the brunch and Did you know what people say in

11:51

this? honey, the rent you did be... Did you know

11:53

about people saying I tell you did the

11:55

like, the rent um... Can I tell you?

11:57

I tell you the like, the rent

11:59

must have been mortgage. You're such a liar!

12:01

No, I just think it's funny because

12:03

the internet was saying. No, can I

12:05

just say that all of these little

12:07

fagets think that they're my personal accountant?

12:09

Because sometimes I do something and they're

12:12

like, get that coin. I'm like, are

12:14

you H&R Bloss? What are you talking

12:16

about? She must have been broke. She

12:18

must have been broke. She must have

12:20

been broke. No, I just think it's

12:22

funny because, uh... If I lip sink,

12:24

people think that I have, it's like

12:26

an ISIS thing. People are like, they

12:28

really drag Trixian to do this. And

12:30

I'm like, listen, I might not be

12:33

good at lip sinking, but I never

12:35

said I hated it. No, Trixie likes

12:37

lip sinking. We do, I like it.

12:39

The first tour that we did together,

12:41

you were up there, lip seeking for

12:43

your life, and like living, you were

12:45

living. Love it. I love lip sinking.

12:47

I love lip sinking, I just, I'm

12:49

not known for being the best at

12:52

being the best at being the best

12:54

at it. I think you're a minute,

12:56

I think you excel at a lot

12:58

of things. You do, you're obviously, I

13:00

think, obviously with makeup and having an

13:02

iconic look and with branding and with,

13:04

I don't think you can realize this.

13:06

Y'all, the fact that Brian Fercus, Trixie

13:08

Mattel, Dupree, Valencia, the third is releasing,

13:11

how, how hard it is. It's insane.

13:13

Be damned the the YouTube videos, but

13:15

the YouTube video and the podcast and

13:17

then the tick talks and then the

13:19

live shows and oh for a long

13:21

time Then the pit stop when you're

13:23

done. Well, we're on break. Yeah, and

13:25

then the pit stop when you weren't

13:27

breaking news and then the pit stop

13:30

when you were breaking news And then

13:32

the pit stop when you were doing

13:34

it and watching what we then I

13:36

like to watch then tour dates then

13:38

tour dates like for a while it

13:40

was like I wonder where you needed

13:42

a break. Obess so thank you no

13:44

you look no is you look good

13:46

girl. I mean I don't want to

13:49

I don't want to speak out of

13:51

turn turn here, but

13:53

you look really healthy.

13:55

I looked bad for

13:57

a while, it

13:59

was bad. And I

14:01

haven't felt, I haven't

14:03

have like I have dysmorphia

14:05

now because even

14:08

though that now because even though

14:10

that that unhealthy mental look

14:12

good. didn't was the first time I

14:15

ever felt the first time I ever felt back to

14:17

like my normal pant size, my feel pant

14:19

hard for me to not feel. hard

14:21

for me to not feel bad about. You look thank

14:23

you. You look really, really good. get, they

14:25

can. Yeah, when I when I saw it, I

14:28

was like, oh like, oh my God, it made me happy.

14:30

Oh, thank you. Well, When I English Teacher, I

14:32

I was like, oh my look like a like

14:34

a skeleton. It was not special effects

14:36

y 'all. y'all. No, it was. was had, you had,

14:38

the thing They did the a yellow They also

14:40

did it was not special red around the eyes

14:42

to make me look a little it was.

14:45

No, you had, you had, you had, you had, you well, they

14:47

you all you had, you had, you you had, you I

14:49

made them had, off. the, the, the, the, the, the, you had,

14:51

the, the, the, 'all the, the, the, the, on the, the, the, the,

14:53

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I know the, the

14:55

I think it's so funny because so you

14:57

want to talk about delusion. I never

14:59

thought I had difficult teeth. to talk Can

15:01

I please fix this is driving? I

15:04

never thought I had that

15:07

was gonna make me teeth. And

15:09

can I please fix,

15:11

this is was crazy. me.

15:14

Oh my God, that

15:16

was gonna make me,

15:19

great. That was crazy.

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19:01

I tell you people know how we met. We just

19:03

talked about this earlier. Yeah, we did, yeah, yeah.

19:05

So we we met Bob and I met, I had

19:07

just done season seven and I had known all

19:09

the drag queens in the world knew about Bob's work

19:11

from like, Facebook was kind of that thing at

19:13

the time. Yeah, this was pretty big, yeah, yeah. And

19:15

so I messaged Bob, think, or you messaged me.

19:17

I bet if we logged into our account, somehow we

19:19

could see it. I realized, so I had a

19:21

a honey bunks. I had a roommate named Honey LeBronx

19:24

Yes, And Honey LeBronks is from what would tell

19:26

so Wisconsin. Yes. And she would go back to perform,

19:28

but she lived in New York City for a

19:30

long time. She in New York City today. day. Legendary

19:32

Vegan Act. Yes like y 'all, she's like By

19:35

the way, when you think about it, wicked is

19:37

really an animal rights movie. It yeah,

19:39

it's a I mean, the animal should be seen

19:41

and not heard Yeah the broader didn't even

19:43

talk about wiki yet. my God. because we way

19:45

you skipped over it, well, well, should we

19:47

do this or should we go back? Do you

19:49

think that we could have been Ariana and

19:51

Cynthia? we no circumstances. watching that film. We

19:54

one of us could have played the character Bo

19:56

and Yang played, maybe. Maybe on a good

19:58

day if there's extra CG, yeah. yeah Yeah, maybe,

20:00

possibly. Who plays Dr. plays Dr. It's Peter Dinklich. Oh,

20:02

I love, yes. Which is Voice, I love, it's a

20:04

CGI goat. Oh, I it's that. Okay. Oh, I

20:06

didn't know that. and I love the I

20:09

the play, and I love the

20:11

musical. I can't wait to see

20:13

it. You looked amazing. So what

20:15

I was saying was, in 2002,

20:17

I think Chicago saved the was, in

20:19

Chicago, save the movie my humble

20:21

opinion, in my humble opinion,

20:24

Gene Kelly did a, Xanad. was

20:26

kind of of of the death of the in like movie

20:28

80s, right? was like, wow, the 80s, right? It This was

20:30

not a great, this wasn't a great one. John,

20:32

his are a big deal. And they kind of

20:34

just fell off and this the whole a great one.

20:36

people were like, we're not fucking around with movie

20:38

musicals. 'all can make a but we don't really

20:40

fuck with them. they kind of Chicago came out, off the

20:42

game. It did. whole 90s, who were like, we're not

20:45

fucking around moving music, y'all can make

20:47

some, but we here really fuck

20:49

this movie was came

20:51

out, awesome the director

20:53

director. every single person down to

20:55

to the to to the the the matrons of of

20:57

murder so boxango over to the to, who plays

20:59

Mary uh, lady who plays Mary

21:01

Sunshine. cast film right and then then

21:03

there's that now it's like movie musical movie

21:05

like movie musical musical

21:08

next big big big

21:10

was huge and successful

21:12

in my humble opinion and

21:14

successful in my humble girls was

21:16

a Dream film a brilliant film

21:18

absolutely film wasn't hair spray first No

21:20

No, no, no, No, no hairspray was

21:22

it? was it? Hairsbury was not be 2005. it

21:24

up. I would love to

21:26

be right. I want to say

21:28

Look it up, I would love to be 2010 say

21:31

Hairsbury was 2008 or 2010. 2007. Yes. yes, yes, yes,

21:33

yes. Oh, fuck off, bitch. I tried to off. I

21:35

tried to get you so good.

21:37

Hairsbury was good. know, as was good. It

21:39

good. wasn't as good as and Chicago, in

21:41

my in my opinion. my And then

21:43

we're getting Chicago, in my five years.

21:45

We're getting Les in We're getting my

21:47

What you're like, in Chicago, fine. opinion. And

21:49

then, then, have high did not have high going

21:52

into Wicked. I really did not. not.

21:54

And to be clear, be, to be clear, got an

21:56

how got an invitation to to the Premier. When

21:58

I when I was in Italy, Reebel. go text

22:00

me and she goes, can I, I want

22:02

to come see Madonna tonight, I'm in town.

22:04

And I said, I got you. It was

22:06

the day of the show, I said, I

22:08

got you. Because I like you and you're,

22:10

you've always been, you've always been kind of

22:13

my people. So it was very lovely. So

22:15

it was very lovely. So it was very

22:17

lovely. So it was very lovely. So it

22:19

was very lovely. So it was very lovely.

22:21

So it was very lovely. It was very

22:23

lovely. It was very lovely. It was very

22:25

lovely. It was very lovely. It was very

22:27

lovely. It was. It was. It was. It

22:29

was. It was. It was. It was. It

22:31

was. It was. It was. It was. It

22:34

was. It was. It was. It was. It

22:36

was. It was. It was. It was. It

22:38

was. It was. It was. It was. It

22:40

was. It was. It was. It was. It

22:42

was. It was. It was I need to

22:44

go to the Wicked Premier. Oh, fears. I

22:46

gotta go. And she says, she goes, I

22:48

got you. Hell yeah. And I win. Women

22:50

supporting women. Women supporting women supporting ball women.

22:53

We weren't ball for the function. I saw

22:55

the picture and I thought, is it an

22:57

installed unit? It's an install. Okay. Yeah, it's

22:59

a unit. Yeah. But it's giving though. Yeah,

23:01

it's giving you guys, it looks like fucking

23:03

hair. And can I tell you, it really

23:05

is completely disguised too. Like, I'm looking right

23:07

at it, it looks perfect. This is like

23:09

when you see Rupal up close, you know,

23:11

like, let me clock it, but you can't

23:14

clock it because she looks really good. I

23:16

love to look at Rupal's, um, everything. The

23:18

fricles, the eyebrows, the eyebrows, the fricles, the

23:20

lack of, the fricles, the lack thereof, the,

23:22

the fricles, the eyebrows, the eyebrows, the, the,

23:24

the, the, the, the, the, the... Have heard

23:26

that rumor? I've heard that rumor too. I

23:28

heard it from. Work. I was, did you

23:30

ever do what? Was he? No. You never

23:33

did it? Famously never asked. That's crazy. I

23:35

did what? Cott's done I think twice? What?

23:37

Mary. That's wild. A good old trace. I'm

23:39

telling you, there's something about me that eight

23:41

drag queens have to die that day. Like

23:43

I will get in there, but it's always

23:45

like a random flu. Well, I found out

23:47

that I did not know this until someone

23:49

pointed out recently I was kind of like

23:51

oh when I was like I guess it

23:54

is true a lot of I get called

23:56

when a lot of Queens can't do stuff.

23:58

I did not know this was a thing,

24:00

but I've done it for Bianca, I've done

24:02

it for you, I've done it for me,

24:04

I've done it for me, I've done it

24:06

for me, I've done it for Monet, I've

24:08

done it for Jinks, no, I don't think

24:10

I've ever done it for Jinks, but I,

24:13

there have been times where like, they're like,

24:15

the queen couldn't do the thing, and then,

24:17

then, you know why? Who's the next? Because

24:19

you're like, last thing. You filled in for

24:21

me also when I had my other mentee

24:23

be and you went into that music festival.

24:25

Did you do outside lands? Yeah, I did

24:27

outside. Girl, girl. And I did and I

24:29

filled in for you when you when you

24:31

when your when your body exploded from the

24:34

inside out. Oh, yeah for that DJ gig.

24:36

And then I kind of got into it

24:38

with a what's that lady's name. She's a

24:40

Latin X singer. She had a huge hit

24:42

song of the time. I didn't a huge

24:44

hit song of the time. for Halloween. I

24:46

was just Halloween. It was Halloween. Yeah. And

24:48

what's her name? Her name is, um. To

24:50

this bitch. I'll come down and break those.

24:53

It's like a bigger's off bitch. I can't

24:55

read this lady's name. But anyway, she was.

24:57

Paula? Paola? There was this lady standing in

24:59

the doorway and I was trying to get

25:01

back to my DJ booth because I had

25:03

to introduce the Caliuchi. I had to introduce

25:05

Caliuchi. I had to introduce Caliouji. And I

25:07

laid out the execute and I had to

25:09

like move this one with my hand. So

25:11

I don't know what she had in. Sometimes

25:14

I can't hear you. I thought it was

25:16

attitude problem. I thought it was just some

25:18

lady standing the doorway. And I was like,

25:20

this lady is not moving. And I got

25:22

to the digital booth and all the, okay,

25:24

now that I've gotten past that weirdo, let

25:26

me introduce the guest of honor tonight. Give

25:28

it up for Caliuchi. And that was the

25:30

woman I was blocking the way. I had

25:33

no clue. I had no clue. Excuse me,

25:35

weirdo, literally, I was like, I have a

25:37

job to do. I'm like, can you, I

25:39

mean, you do something very, very important. We're

25:41

honoring someone, you need to move. And yeah,

25:43

there's also famously, one time, when Laley did

25:45

my makeup for the Madonna Pride show before

25:47

I did the tour, but when you were

25:49

in the ears, you really can't hear anything.

25:51

You can't hear anything, or no? Not

25:54

really. It's hard. Not really.

25:56

It's hard. a show if

25:58

you've ever done a

26:00

show where you have

26:02

ears to you have or you

26:04

do you stand up?

26:06

I've never done it almost have to pull it out

26:08

or you can't hear them laughing. up. But I guess I was telling. never

26:10

done it for a stand done it for a stand up. But I guess I was

26:12

telling. guess I was I jokes at the the beginning

26:14

of Madonna, but it was for scripted that I was

26:17

like, there was no time to pause But I for

26:19

And it was like stand up. But I was Yeah, it was

26:21

in time with But I so I had to keep

26:23

moving on. There was one time, jokes. But I. But I was

26:25

telling jokes. But I. But for the tour was the same

26:27

as Madonna. I was. But I I was hearing I she was

26:29

hearing. But I was. But I singing live, was. But I was. But I was.

26:31

But I was. I This was crazy, they're like to you while

26:33

you're singing. I don't know don't know how she was doing

26:36

this. Like they'll be like, get ready ready blah,

26:38

blah. blah, be like be like Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and Damagio, like dancing and

26:40

singing. and singing. learn over time. the skill you learn had years

26:42

of been, she's had years of I remember being like, this is And, will

26:44

I remember being like, Yeah, gonna, this will make me

26:46

crazy. and we sometimes when I play with the band and

26:48

we play to click, the ears will be like. The ears

26:50

will be like intro. Two, Two, four, three, four, a voice

26:52

that a voice that clicks in, and verse one, it'll,

26:54

one, it'll, be like, know. for they'll be like, watch

26:57

out for this person and you're someone's out of

26:59

place, it's like that man, but she's just, miss a beat, keeps

27:01

beat, keeps dancing, but you had 40 years of practice, mean. mean,

27:03

I I saw you guys in Austin, and

27:05

I had that brief mean, I saw the show, and.

27:07

years of practice, I mean. I mean, I mean, you hair

27:09

years scene. I mean, did? I mean, like, hair went viral

27:11

like, like, picture of you from the back with

27:13

Madonna and your hair like, like, like, size of

27:15

Madonna. like, like, like, like, hair. You were like, really big

27:18

like, that day. was a like, like, like, like, like, like, like

27:20

That show was the best show I've ever seen. ever

27:22

seen. a great show. If you missed it, you missed

27:24

it. you mean, it, you tour was great. I was a

27:26

fan of bandanas, the guitar playing. great. I was a fan

27:28

of Madonna's, the guitar playing, the

27:30

singing, live to be so much expect it to be

27:32

It was amazing. singing. It was this, I if

27:34

you're a casual fan of Madonna, feel

27:36

like a like her music. If you

27:38

go see a show, you will leave

27:40

a if go see a show, you will right now.

27:43

fan. one puts on a show.

27:45

puts on a show like Madonna, Esther Louise

27:47

Chaconi, Louise Chaconi. Veronica Chaconi. No one

27:49

does a show. I'm on. I'm on Dupree

27:51

balance. Yes. Andrus. She was

27:53

so amazing. I left

27:56

being like, being I just

27:58

saw the the goat. Like. And

28:00

also as I was watching, I was like,

28:02

she is also doing the medium that she

28:04

kind of invented. No, she invented this theatrical

28:07

arena tour. Yeah, she invented it. Before Madonna,

28:09

it was just like literally you on stage

28:11

with a band, strumming and just like kind

28:13

of like talking along. But she literally, it

28:16

is a theatrical, what she call it in

28:18

her documentary, it's a theatrical presentation of her

28:20

art or something like that. And it really

28:22

is that. She's where she is for a

28:25

reason. There's this one Madonna anecdote from Truth

28:27

Her Day where she goes like, do something

28:29

else, do my brows? I say that all

28:31

the time. Do something else? Do something else?

28:33

Do my brows? Because the makeup art is

28:36

trying to do her lips while she's talking.

28:38

She's like, do something else, do my brows.

28:40

My favorite quote from Madonna was from rehearsal,

28:42

and it was just, there was a scene

28:45

where someone comes out wearing this coat that

28:47

she, it's like a replica of her coat

28:49

from frozen, and they put the coat on

28:51

her and then she's singing. But in the

28:54

rehearsal, the guy wasn't wearing a mad way.

28:56

I remember that. They're like wearing her outfits.

28:58

Yeah. No, this was right before that, where

29:00

she sings, where she's, sometimes she's seeing Frozen,

29:03

sometimes she was saying, she would always switch

29:05

this one. It was like three different songs

29:07

she was saying. It was like three different

29:09

songs she was saying. One time she's saying

29:12

rain. Anyway, but this person named Doni. beautiful,

29:14

gorgeous man named Donnie, was wearing the cat

29:16

suit with no mask on. And during rehearsal,

29:18

she's like, she's like, she looks at him,

29:21

she goes, not to be offensive, but like,

29:23

I don't want to see his face. And

29:25

I say that all the time, not to

29:27

be offensive, but like, I don't want to

29:30

see his face. And I say that all

29:32

the time, not to be offensive, but like,

29:34

I say that all the time. Not to

29:36

be offensive, but like, I don't want to

29:39

be offensive, but like, but like, I don't

29:41

want to put the cat, but like, I

29:43

don't want to do, but like, I don't

29:45

want to do, I don't want to do.

29:48

I don't want to do. I don't want

29:50

to do. Vogue as like one of his

29:52

go to lip sync numbers. So do you

29:54

go from like doing Vogue at Mickey's or

29:57

industry? Look how beautiful this man is. Oh

29:59

my god. I would I would say I'd

30:01

like to see a space. face. I don't want to

30:03

see a space. don't want to his face. it actually for look how

30:05

pretty. purpose, it actually did make,

30:07

look how think I saw him in the video of

30:09

you dancing to my saw him in the Yes, yes, yes, dancing

30:11

to my, um. do you love that so much?

30:14

I just, so you know what it is? you know

30:16

What it was What genuinely not bad not bad choreo.

30:18

But you you weren't in time with the music

30:20

and it was just so and guy dancing

30:22

and like living his life. And I so I

30:24

just thought it was so funny. It's like

30:26

a jazz run was It's very stupid. just so

30:28

funny. funny. It's just became obsessed with it. And

30:31

then I started, I started getting these professional

30:33

dancers to learn the choreography to learn the they

30:35

were all like, I want to do it.

30:37

I want to do it. We they did it

30:39

on stage, it. on it on stage on Madonna stage That's so

30:41

did it in rehearsals and people the rehearsals

30:43

dance, you know I love said fucking thought you

30:45

were making fun of me. I always

30:47

think that I thought you were like a

30:49

great poet I said think that, um, you were

30:51

like, a great poet once said. Oh, step into the plate. A I'm

30:53

poet I got my name in the game, poet

30:55

it well because I'm the MVP heading up

30:58

to A And I go to third base,

31:00

but I never tell into I thought you were

31:02

making fun of me. And then when I

31:04

heard you said, I when was like, into the the

31:06

problem wasn't the rap. I thought It was

31:08

the person doing it. great lyricist. fun to me.

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37:13

low key great rapper and I'm gonna go ahead and say it.

37:15

I'm gonna say it right now, I'm gonna say it. I'm

37:17

gonna gonna go ahead and say it. I'm gonna she

37:20

wasn't who she is, I think

37:22

she could be a contender for a

37:24

great rapper with her lyrics. could be a

37:26

contender for a great rapper with her lyrics me

37:28

out. Lewis you love Kesha. I

37:30

love Kesha. What's your favorite

37:32

Kesha song? Kasha what's your favorite Kasha

37:34

song blow I want to go on tour

37:36

on tour and It's pretty common to

37:38

cry during during a performance of some point during

37:41

a tour. Some people cry a lot,

37:43

right? cry a I think people would think people

37:45

would assume that. mean just in general Oh, concerts?

37:47

Yeah, at concerts, in gonna love this. at

37:49

like, people cry all the time at

37:51

like I'm gonna lot of people are crying

37:53

when like, people saying, the time at Kesha? So I mean, a lot

37:55

of people are crying when I she's saying, when

37:57

at the saying, when she's she was like,

37:59

y 'all ready it? One more and then she

38:01

went dance. Tears. Isn't it embarrassing?

38:03

I was crying backdoor crack. We

38:06

don't need a key. For free.

38:08

No, V. I. P. S. That's

38:10

so embarrassing. I was crying. I

38:12

was so happy for her. I

38:14

don't think that that's crazy. I

38:16

have a hard time crying. Sometimes

38:18

that genuine moments. But it comes

38:21

to film. I just am a

38:23

easy like. You know when someone's

38:25

like, doesn't have sex much? And

38:27

so if you even bump into

38:29

them, they come. That's me emotionally.

38:31

Because I don't normally cry, but

38:33

in a movie, I feel safe

38:36

because it's all fake. So then

38:38

I cry. You'll cry during Wicked.

38:40

Of course. I cried during the

38:42

musical. There's just one part of

38:44

Wicked. There's just one part of

38:46

Wicked. Oh, I'm sitting down. I'm

38:48

friends with Michael Jay, Rodriguez, from

38:51

Poz. We just knew each other

38:53

from New York City and it

38:55

was just being, you know, the

38:57

other. Oh, M.J. Ruby, I never

38:59

knew what the M.J. was for.

39:01

Okay, yeah. So, we were sitting

39:03

around and, and Jacob went to

39:06

the bathroom, he said, oh, just

39:08

so you know, Michaela Jay is

39:10

to your right. And I just

39:12

couldn't find her, so I was

39:14

looking around, I looked to my

39:16

left walking. Walking toward me, I

39:18

was looking right now, I was

39:21

like, and then my heart started

39:23

racing. I never get starstruck, and

39:25

it's not because I'm too cool

39:27

for school. It's just that I

39:29

don't know, maybe I have an

39:31

adrenal disorder, I just don't get,

39:33

I don't know, whatever. But she's

39:35

walking toward me, my heart is

39:38

like racing. I was like, I

39:40

don't know, I don't know, my

39:42

heart is like, I don't know.

39:44

As good as she did during

39:46

sister act during sister act, during

39:48

anything she's ever been, she's ever

39:50

been in. And she's walking toward

39:53

me and I was like, I

39:55

don't, I feel like I have

39:57

to go say something. So I

39:59

walked up here and I was

40:01

like, hey, my name is Bob

40:03

the Drag Queen. And I just

40:05

want you to know that I

40:08

love you so much. You're so

40:10

fantastic. And that's our buddy outside.

40:12

I'm writing a musical. I don't

40:14

know why I said that. Wow,

40:16

you know what I love about

40:18

your name? You can say, if

40:20

I said, hi, I'm Trixam to

40:23

tell the dry queen, that sounds

40:25

insane. But your name is Bob

40:27

the Drag Queen. So it's normal.

40:29

So it's normal. Yeah. Do you

40:31

like having, your tour bus is

40:33

outside, it's outside, it's wrapped. On

40:35

Cottie's bus, one time someone, you

40:38

know about this, someone just got

40:40

on and walked on and she

40:42

did it so confidently, no one

40:44

stopped her. See, my fans, if

40:46

I'm like, ah, they'll be like,

40:48

okay, I get it. But like,

40:50

if you, if you go on

40:53

tour with a rap, you should

40:55

wrap it like something else so

40:57

they don't, yes. What

41:00

do you think is going to happen to

41:02

our country? I have a feeling like to

41:04

get political and I don't really either But

41:06

you're so smart like what do you think

41:08

is really going to happen? I'm not best

41:10

for I'm just really opinionated. I think that

41:12

is loud. So what's the I am very

41:14

loud what's going to happen is it is

41:16

just kind of proven through like any economist

41:19

worth their weight in Nichols that the country

41:21

does better economically under democratic leadership. It's just

41:23

it's just true. It is what it is

41:25

what it is what it is what it

41:27

is right it will go out of order,

41:29

it will be taken off in 2025, which

41:31

means all these big tech breaks that he

41:33

was doing, they're going to go out and

41:35

then... Biden's will probably kick in if he

41:37

may, I don't know if he may want

41:40

to be, but it's gonna be, he's gonna

41:42

be done. And then he's gonna get better

41:44

and they're gonna think it's something Donald Trump

41:46

did. The way the economy works is the

41:48

president from before is really affecting what's going

41:50

on with the president next. That's how it

41:52

always happens. And it works that way the

41:54

president from before is really affecting what's going

41:56

on with the president next. That's how it

41:59

always happens. And it works that way, and

42:01

then Trump's gonna do. his thing and then

42:03

make it worse again. You know how terrorists

42:05

work? Terrorists? Terrorists. So Donald Trump's, I was

42:07

like terrorists? I don't know how they work.

42:09

No, tariffs. So Donald Trump's like, we're gonna

42:11

do tariffs, tariffs, we're gonna get rid of

42:13

income tax, we're gonna do tariffs, we're gonna

42:15

get rid of income tax, we're gonna do

42:18

tariffs, we're gonna get rid of income tax,

42:20

we're gonna do tariffs, we're gonna get rid

42:22

of income tax, we're gonna do. Terrorists are

42:24

the people buying the people buying the people

42:26

buying the people buying the people buying the

42:28

people buying the people buying the people buying

42:30

the people buying the people buying the people

42:32

buying the people buying the people buying this.

42:34

paying what it is. So when the person,

42:36

when the company buying from China has to

42:39

pay more, they're going to turn around and

42:41

charge you more. So then you end up

42:43

paying more because they had to spend more

42:45

money to get it. Or they will say,

42:47

I don't want to buy more money to

42:49

get it. Or they will say, I don't

42:51

want to buy from China anymore, so those

42:53

are buying domestic. And t-shirts made in the

42:55

United States cost more than t-shirts, cost more

42:58

than t-shirts made the t- Price and I

43:00

going to go down. There's some stuff that

43:02

we cannot import. We don't grow everything in

43:04

America. We don't make everything in America. A

43:06

lot of our wood comes from Canada. A

43:08

lot of our metal comes from Mexico. A

43:10

lot of stuff comes from a lot of

43:12

places. And things are going to go up.

43:14

And it's going to be really messy, really

43:16

confused. I think that marginalized people are going

43:19

to come together really strongly. Right now we're

43:21

in complete discord. And I think that once

43:23

we realize that everyone's like, we were all

43:25

being messy, they're going to get better and

43:27

they're going to start doing the right thing.

43:29

Yeah, it's pretty bleak. I know we have

43:31

to be positive, but sometimes I almost feel

43:33

like, this is bleak. It's bleak. But I'm

43:35

not moving. I'm not moving. I'm not fucking

43:38

moving. I'm not fucking either. It's bleak. But

43:40

I'm not moving. I'm not moving. I refuse.

43:42

I'm not moving. I'm not fucking moving. Drag

43:44

and YouTube and podcast and stuff will be

43:46

blocked. It'll put it down to the state

43:48

level and like in Kentucky You won't be

43:50

able to watch ball in the beautiful or

43:52

sibling gravel. You won't be like on YouTube

43:54

Because I'll flag it as porn. You already

43:56

can't watch point in these

43:59

these some of these

44:01

states. of these states, like does not

44:03

show up in not show up in like Yes.

44:05

What? Yes. But I think But I think that

44:07

could happen to to and then what? those of us who

44:09

make money doing this and people work with us and

44:11

make money. with us and make certain parts

44:13

of the make with a certain people behind

44:15

the camera. You don't 47 people. are 40

44:17

people I sorry. But also like

44:19

young gay people where that's their window

44:21

into like young culture is maybe like a pot

44:24

or something, if they can't access it

44:26

because they live in a state that says

44:28

a pornography, that's indoctrination, that's grooming. then

44:30

what? Like they're Like they're

44:32

already removing, you know, all these

44:34

key terms from anything school related? Well

44:36

Trump just was the like, I'm going

44:39

to ban gender affirming care

44:41

care gender affirming ideology at

44:43

any age. age. What? What? Critical We're just

44:45

gonna, I We're just they're just

44:48

they're just going to the pages take the pages

44:50

about slavery and just cut it out of the book. the

44:52

No they will. they like are. I'm afraid I'm afraid they're gonna

44:54

do the same shit with like. shit with like, if you

44:56

you and I put on a wig wig to them,

44:58

that means means. porn and like grooming. So

45:00

they're like, no, block that. You know what I

45:02

mean? There actually is already a law on the

45:04

books in Florida already a law the 18 can see Florida where no

45:06

one and I did a show their last year,

45:08

they refused to let the venue wouldn't serve alcohol. did

45:11

a show there last year, they refused

45:13

to let the venue Santis, sorry. serve He called and Because

45:15

theater couldn't serve alcohol. Yeah, So serve ,000 people were

45:17

there for Tristan and Katja show. if you were

45:19

at the show, you at know, could not even

45:21

get a beer. Ron DeSantis. we're

45:23

gonna get drunk and freak out sorry.

45:25

He called the theater. You're telling me that

45:27

everybody at a kid rock concert kid rock acts

45:29

not crazy? drunk and acts not crazy? It's

45:32

part of People get drunk and ask part of the kid

45:34

rock experience. the kid rock to listen to kid rock I

45:36

I was young. It's still upsetting. to kid rock

45:38

you were a kid and it I so it

45:40

was rock, exactly. you were a kid. I know, it like rock, exactly.

45:42

I mean, I also, like, the, the up, I used to be

45:44

a big wrestling fan. be a did? Oh my fan.

45:46

You did? Oh Did you like Did you like sting? No, I

45:48

mean I mean, I, I, I, I the gothy one,

45:51

but I was one, I was really a big

45:53

fan of Foley who's a who is a dude love

45:55

and Cackness Jackie plays all dude He all dude love dude love with

45:57

this guy who This guy came out with, he

45:59

was kind of. of and he wore Thai dye

46:01

and he would dance around and hit people. Dude

46:03

love, oh I love that. He played all those

46:05

characters. Cagnes Jack was like a bad ass and

46:07

mankind was like a deranged mama's boy who was

46:10

taking out his revenge on the world and dude

46:12

love was like a groovy fun guy. All played

46:14

by Mc Foley. I remember Rick Flair. Yeah. I

46:16

remember sting, Papashango. Yeah. That's about all I remember.

46:19

Stone Co. Steve Austin. Was Andre the giant part

46:21

of it? Andre the giant? Okay, I remember them

46:23

too. Yeah, Steve Austin, The Rock. Of course. China.

46:25

China. China. Yeah, I guess I do know about

46:27

it. Rokishi. Deep cut, sorry, deep cut. Now you're

46:30

making about. The giant, Paul White, the, Paul White,

46:32

the, Paul White, the, the giant. Paul White, the

46:34

giant. Paul White, the giant. Paul White, the giant.

46:36

Paul White, the giant. Paul White, the giant. Paul

46:39

White, the giant. The giant. Paul White, the giant.

46:41

The giant. How many giants. Paul White, the giant.

46:43

Paul White, White, White, White, White, White, the giant.

46:45

The giant. The giant. The giant, White, White, White,

46:48

White, White, White, White, White, White, White, White, White,

46:50

White, White, White, White, White, White, White, White, White,

46:52

White, White, White, White, White, White, White, When I

46:54

was younger, I was like, I'm gonna be a

46:56

commentator or one of the managers. Like I have

46:59

to, I was like, I have to get into

47:01

the WWF. That was like my dream. My dream

47:03

was to work for the WWW. Like I was

47:05

like, my dream was to work for the WW.

47:08

Like I was, it was the only, it was

47:10

the work for the WWW. Like I was, it

47:12

was the only thing, the only two times, it

47:14

was to work for the WWW. Like I was,

47:16

it was, it was like, my dream was to

47:19

work for, my dream was to work for, my

47:21

dream was to work for, my dream was to

47:23

work for, I'll watch, I'll watch, I'll watch, I'll

47:25

watch, I'll watch, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

47:28

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

47:30

I'll, I'll, I'll, So this could have been a

47:32

huge role. Wouldn't ever happen. You think, somebody in

47:34

the day said that they think boxing is fake.

47:37

You think boxing is absolutely punching in the face

47:39

real? I think for the most part, across the

47:41

board. I think for the most part, across the

47:43

board. I think for the most part, across the

47:45

board, I think for the most part, across the

47:48

board, across the board, boxing is absolutely real. But

47:50

I have never wanted to see someone beat someone

47:52

up so bad. I saw the billboard on sunset.

47:54

I was like. This is crazy. I have, I

47:57

have, the last time I was excited about a

47:59

fight was after a fight and it was when

48:01

Mike Tyson bit off event or Holyfield's ear. Yeah,

48:03

that was crazy. And I remember, I still remember

48:05

waking up a seat reading the head. lines and

48:08

Phoenix City Alabama where I was living at the

48:10

time and the headline said if you can't beat

48:12

him, eat him. And then one headline said if

48:14

you can't fight him, bite him. And it was

48:17

such a huge deal when Mike Tyson bit that

48:19

man's air off. It was in because Mike Tyson

48:21

bit that man's air off. It was in because

48:23

Mike Tyson was getting beat up and he got

48:25

frustrated and he just ripped his air off and

48:28

then he still lost the fight. He was banned

48:30

for quite a while. Well, I guess when you're

48:32

in danger of death. Yeah, for sure. You just

48:34

get punched in the head, then you could just

48:37

die. Yeah, you could. Yeah, you could. Yeah, you

48:39

could. Yeah. I mean, remember the movie, um, Rocky,

48:41

Simon Birch? Do you remember Simon Birch? What is

48:43

that? Okay, it's this movie about this boy, and

48:46

he, the boy's mom is at the Little League

48:48

game, and it foul ball goes in the air

48:50

and hits the mom in the temple, and she

48:52

dies. That's not boxing. But I'm just saying, but

48:54

I'm just saying it, but I'm just saying, but

48:57

I'm just saying it's, it's, it's, it, it, it,

48:59

it, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it,

49:01

it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

49:03

it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

49:06

it, it, it, it's, it, it, it's, it, it,

49:08

it A very famous film where a boxer punches

49:10

someone in the head and he dies. Oh, what

49:12

movie? Rocky. Oh, I've not seen it. I just

49:14

watched Pretty Woman. Apollo got punched in the head

49:17

by the Russian. What's the Russian name? Brigitte Nelson

49:19

was dating him in the movie. Oh, I know

49:21

him from Flave or Flave. No, yeah, well, Brigitte

49:23

Nelson, her, is a woman. Yeah, sorry. And she

49:26

was in the movie, I believe she was dating,

49:28

the Russian, this big, this big Russian guy who

49:30

was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

49:32

punches Apollo so hard that he just dies in

49:35

the rain. He's literally beat him to death. Rocky.

49:37

And I feel like that was literally what you

49:39

were looking for, but you were like one time.

49:41

Simon Birch. The problem is you have to understand

49:43

like I grew up somewhere so remote that we

49:46

didn't even have local like channels. So the movies

49:48

we had were whatever like VHS is we've we

49:50

ripped off of like cable. Would you ever write

49:52

a memoir? No, too dark. You ever listened to

49:55

one? You know the darkest memoir? I was like,

49:57

I was like, I can't finish this. Biola Davis's

49:59

memoir is. I was

50:01

literally like walking through Runyon Canyon and I

50:03

was like, I literally can't listen to this.

50:05

This is the saddest story that has ever

50:07

been told. Damn. Like it was like rats

50:10

and death and fires and abuse and it

50:12

was, I was like, I couldn't even get

50:14

through it. I'm sure obviously it ends well,

50:16

clearly. Well, do you feel like when people

50:18

talk about, especially in LA, like being poor,

50:20

I'm always like. That's such a like poor

50:22

in what way? Poor like you only had

50:24

one sibling your family could go to private

50:27

school or poor in like I got to

50:29

a big thing with Monet and I don't

50:31

stand on this anymore because you fighting with

50:33

Monet because your poor is your poor but

50:35

me but me and Monet just did not

50:37

grow up the same we did not grow

50:39

up in the same tax bracket quite frankly.

50:41

Do you think she's you think she's secret

50:44

rich? I have always said the money is

50:46

secret. I have always said this and everyone

50:48

in the audience, the comment always gets mad

50:50

when I say this, but if you grew

50:52

up with Disney Channel, you were low-key rich.

50:54

If you grew up with cable, cable, then

50:56

you have to pay extra money to pay

50:58

extra money to get Disney Channel. Can I

51:01

tell you what poor people love to do

51:03

though? And I know this because I came

51:05

from it. They love to be like, we're

51:07

not going on the dentist, but we will

51:09

be splurging. There was no cable. Yeah, there

51:11

are a few years. I had a few

51:13

years with cable. There was you written a

51:15

memoir? No. I hate typing. I wrote two

51:18

books and this is crazy. This is crazy.

51:20

I got an offer to write a memoir.

51:22

Oh, Tracy, any chance you can grab my,

51:24

it's on the bookshelf in my studio. So

51:26

I got an offer to write a memoir

51:28

in 2020. And they were like, hey, when

51:30

you're a memoir. And I was like, you

51:32

know, you know, honestly, even if I did

51:35

write a memoir. I actually genuinely think that

51:37

my most interesting years are just not here

51:39

yet. Like I think there's much more interesting

51:41

stuff to come down the line. And that

51:43

was in 2020. It's already gotten more interesting

51:45

since then, quite frankly. And I was like,

51:47

I think my more interesting stuff is the

51:49

com. So instead. of doing that. I actually

51:52

want to write this, I want to write

51:54

a novel. I actually want to write a

51:56

fiction novel so I released my book. It's

51:58

out for pre-sale. You wrote a fiction novel?

52:00

I wrote a novel. Are you lying? I

52:02

am, Tracy's about to bring the book in

52:04

here. I am, Tracy's about to bring the

52:06

book in here. I am not lying. Well

52:09

until she walks in here with the book.

52:11

I won't believe it. I wrote a novel.

52:13

It's called Harriet Tubman live in concert. And

52:15

it's about Harriet Tubman coming back to life

52:17

and she's continuing her work as an abolitionist

52:19

through music and she's writing a hip-hop album.

52:21

Shut the fuck up. You really wrote this.

52:23

Larry Tubman, Live in Concert, a novel, Bob

52:25

the Drag Queen. Yeah. Are you lying? No,

52:28

this is not the actual book. This is

52:30

the cover. I was going to say, I

52:32

need you to know that. But the book

52:34

is, if you go to read the drag

52:36

queen.com right now. Well then I want them

52:38

to know this not the real book. No

52:40

that sounds madilla. That's not the actual book.

52:42

No one knows that but now you're spoiling

52:45

it. It's fine. The book is on its

52:47

way. I don't have an actual copy of

52:49

the book yet because it hasn't come out

52:51

yet but I use this from promotional materials.

52:53

But it is a real book. You can

52:55

go to read the drag queen.com right now.

52:57

You can preorder Harriet Tubman, live and concert,

52:59

a novel by Bob the drag queen. I

53:02

have written. It took me four. It took

53:04

me four. It took me four. years to

53:06

write this book. Tracy came out for me.

53:08

It took me four years to write this

53:10

book. I wrote this book myself. I am

53:12

very proud of it. I already have amazing

53:14

reviews written from from from from presellers who

53:16

get in opportunities that we send the book

53:19

out. It is a real book. I have

53:21

written this book. This is crazy. You are

53:23

fucking nuts. You are really capable of anything.

53:25

I wrote this while doing the Madonna tour.

53:27

I wrote this. Yeah. I'm sick of it.

53:29

The overachieving bullshit. And when I'm sick of

53:31

the overachieving, you know, it's bad. Okay. Yeah.

53:33

So go, go to read the dragwing.com right

53:36

now and pick up your copy of a

53:38

Harriet Tubman live in concert and I'll blah

53:40

blah blah. Dragwing. We met, I will let

53:42

you go in a second, but we met,

53:44

I met you on Facebook and I met

53:46

you on Facebook and I came over. I

53:48

met you on Facebook. It was your apartment

53:50

with the bunk bed. It was like, just

53:53

drag everywhere. On Amsterdam Avenue, Avenue, 945, Amsterdam

53:55

Avenue. Drag everywhere. And there was a little

53:57

get ready station and I was getting ready

53:59

for, I think I had a party with

54:01

Frankie Sharp. I think so, yeah. And you

54:03

had a party, you had a party with

54:05

Frankie Sharp? I think so, yeah. And you

54:07

had a party, you had a party, you

54:10

had your weekly show. Oh, right. some roller

54:12

skates and in your cigar box where you

54:14

used to sell your own merch at the

54:16

at the season seven premiere. I did. Violet

54:18

was up there in her tiara spinning on

54:20

like a aerial thing and I was in

54:22

the back out of drag selling my t-shirts.

54:24

With your cigar box. Oh yeah. Yeah. I

54:27

sold my own march for a long-ass time.

54:29

Yeah. Because I don't trust people. And you

54:31

but you trust me enough to mail your

54:33

stuff to my house and sell yourself. Yeah,

54:35

I have their reputation. But I remember I

54:37

was putting the big black eyeliner on and

54:39

you stopped when you're like, what kind of

54:41

Batman shit are you doing? Yeah, I thought

54:44

you were doing like a thing. I thought

54:46

you were doing like, oh, this is gonna

54:48

be, I'm doing like a, I'm turning a

54:50

look. But then I remember you and I

54:52

were talking and I were talking and I

54:54

were talking a look. But then I remember

54:56

you and I were talking and I were

54:58

talking and I were talking, you and I

55:01

were talking, you and I were talking, you

55:03

and I were talking, you and I were

55:05

talking, you and I were talking, you and

55:07

I were talking, I were talking, I were

55:09

talking, I were talking, I were talking, I

55:11

were talking, I were talking, I were talking,

55:13

I were talking, I were talking, I were

55:15

talking, I were talking, I were talking, I

55:18

were talking, I were talking, I were talking,

55:20

I were talking, I were talking, I were

55:22

talking, I were talking, I I'm looking at

55:24

those pictures, I don't know if there was

55:26

evidence that I ever looked in the mirror

55:28

at that time. I think I was- What

55:30

do you think about the discourse of your

55:32

makeup journey? You know, I think that some

55:35

people, in my humble opinion, I see the

55:37

criticism from season eight and- It was wild,

55:39

Bob. It was, okay, okay, okay. At least

55:41

I had too much makeup on. You were-

55:43

In my defense, I was wearing enough makeup

55:45

to win drag race. Absolutely. Absolutely, I had

55:47

the most makeup on and went home the

55:49

soonest. So like there is no rubric there

55:52

in my defense. And I was I was

55:54

working with what I was working within my

55:56

skill set to make this happen, right? And

55:58

then. When I, I was just, I just

56:00

learned more about makeup traveling with people getting,

56:02

I would say tips, but it was really

56:04

just getting red by Kim Chi, Miami Smalls,

56:06

Asia O'Hara. They're just reading me, but they're

56:09

like, but not, it ended up helping obviously,

56:11

you know, bully works. At least these people

56:13

bullying, those three people, I love fucking all

56:15

their faces. Yeah, they look amazing. Asia is

56:17

so beautiful. And then I studied at the

56:19

hands of Emmy Award winner Layla La McQueen.

56:21

Because she did my makeup for three seasons

56:23

of we're here, or two and a half

56:26

seasons of we're here. But now there are

56:28

times where I am doing my own makeup.

56:30

I do my, I do my makeup most,

56:32

if it's a live show, I'm using my

56:34

own makeup. And they'll be like, see, I'm

56:36

so glad that Laa found, that Bob found

56:38

Laa Longa, I did my fucking makeup this

56:40

day. God damn it, that was me! I

56:43

did that one. I would be afraid of

56:45

having a makeup artist because I would be

56:47

afraid that the snatch would be so fierce

56:49

that then when I do it, people are

56:51

like, oh. I mean, when Layla does me,

56:53

it is better than I do myself. She's

56:55

a much better makeup artist than I am.

56:57

She's incredible. She's great. She's so good. She's

57:00

so good makeup and I've learned a lot

57:02

from her over the years. And I think

57:04

I am. genuinely stunning. I think I have

57:06

who did not want to acknowledge that I

57:08

look good these days. It drives me crazy.

57:10

They're like, well, Bob, I don't know anything.

57:12

I look good. No, you look good. I

57:14

fucking look good. You look good. But also,

57:17

some of the fans who are like kind

57:19

of like really just like fans of drag

57:21

race and I fans of drag. They still

57:23

think they still think one is wearing kitty

57:25

cat wigs. They still think that they're blown

57:27

away that you're not doing what you're not

57:29

doing on what you're doing on your season

57:31

of your season of your season of drag

57:34

race. On your season of drag race. On

57:36

your season of drag race. On your season

57:38

of drag race. On your season of drag

57:40

race. What are you going to

57:42

do now? Almost like she quit drag. And she was like, I'm still doing it.

57:44

Yeah, come see me and jinks on our annual Christmas tour, you know, yeah. Somebody

57:46

came out to me in a meeting greet very recently and they came to the

57:48

meeting great at my bar in Milwaukee and they said, you're going to do great

57:50

things. And I said, can't wait. Can't wait to see what that is. We're in

57:52

my my bar, right? it. I it. I was

57:55

like, Is he going to do gonna do great things.

57:57

Like me a drink. drink. Let me get a carco. Barkeep. Bob,

57:59

you're, well, by the time this comes out, people have an option to see the

58:01

well, by the time this comes out,

58:03

people you option to see the girls in

58:05

the UK. to go to can they see you

58:07

in the UK? see you in if you wanna UK?

58:09

You want.com, I'd love to get a how, how

58:11

URL. you, how, I think they're so funny. how, how

58:13

can You can go to seethedragqueen.com. Well, I

58:15

don't you,.com, honey. see you, how got it. how can see you,

58:17

how Did you see how happened you, how what

58:19

happened? you, I don't know. you, I don't want

58:22

see to be any more mad at me

58:24

than they probably see are. I'm not a

58:26

part of it. Well, I any wanna know

58:28

what happened, though. see you, Well, go to

58:30

wicked.com. Tell me Go to So.com, tell me later.

58:32

thing where I would go to used to do this thing where

58:34

I would go to Broadway it. I never never did

58:36

it. would go to I never did it,

58:38

but I would go to Broadway

58:40

everyone I would use my phone.

58:42

I would name.com. And I was like, the someone.com. these

58:44

names? And I was like, of if someone just

58:46

bought all these names? They do. is free. many

58:48

of When I not have, I was like, this is

58:50

free. They do. was owned by I first

58:52

got on Drag Race, TricksandMetal.com was owned

58:55

by somebody else I I flipped out. flipped out.

58:57

And one of my friends in Madison was like,

58:59

I bought it for you a long time ago I

59:01

I knew you would need it. for you a Isn't that

59:03

sweet? That's sweet. you would need it. Oh, but there

59:05

are Isn't that Um, I think it's

59:07

at sweet. Instagram that an account. Isn't And

59:09

I tried to get it from them and they

59:11

but there this account means a lot to me think

59:13

it's at Trixy on lie. And they asked for

59:15

$60 ,000. account. And I tried on Instagram. it

59:17

You didn't take it? and they said, but

59:19

I'm at Trixie on a lot to me, like I

59:21

wanted to be at Trixie. $60

59:24

,000 60, exploitation. It is

59:26

exploitation. I, if you

59:28

if you notice on I am

59:30

at I am queen. That's so funny

59:33

though. so funny though. was that was my name

59:35

before. That was my name was my when I was

59:37

kidding with Whit, my name was at that

59:39

one name And then even, when I was kidding someone has it

59:41

and then I wrote them and they were

59:43

like, one wrote back like, And got your name. took

59:45

can't stand people. I fucking can't

59:48

people. They're like, it, and then I wrote them

59:50

and then I wrote them and they were

59:52

I am they wrote back, because someone has Bob the

59:54

Drag Queen there. there. Why are

59:56

Why are people this way? if If you're a fan,

59:58

why are you doing this? this a few? a few apps few apps

1:00:00

will help you get your name back. the Drag took

1:00:02

Boppa Drag Queen on like, if you can just prove that you're Bob the Drag Queen,

1:00:04

were like, if you can just prove just take it from another

1:00:06

person. So I we'll just take it from I person. how I

1:00:09

I was like, yeah, I am I probably. I me, I know

1:00:11

how, I Bob. can't remember how I probably. It's me, I

1:00:13

swear to God, it's me. I probably. It's me. I can't remember how I

1:00:15

probably. I can't remember how probably. I Well, I used to

1:00:17

get banned from Grindr for probably. It's I would

1:00:19

have me. It's me. I can't remember picture of myself. how I can't

1:00:21

remember how they're like me. like me. It's me. I

1:00:23

can't remember how I can't remember how I Yeah It's me. It's

1:00:25

me. my me. license information how I can't remember how

1:00:28

I can't remember how I can It's wild

1:00:30

you have a license. a It is. is. Do you

1:00:32

Do you have a license? I'm to get it. to get

1:00:34

it. I'm I'm trying to get it. You don't

1:00:36

have a driver's license? What are you trying to

1:00:38

get it? Well, I stopped driving at you I moved

1:00:40

to get it? Well, I you a get makeup a fucking driver's license?

1:00:42

25 because I go take the test. You Yeah. a makeup That's

1:00:44

easier than starting a a company. license?

1:00:47

I gotta go take the take the

1:00:49

test you just go take the you drive. You just get better

1:00:51

at making blush than I am at driving So

1:00:53

we'll see what happens. making a good driver to be

1:00:55

honest. That's so True. Yeah, you don't see you

1:00:57

good like a good driver. Bob before I hit her catch the car.

1:00:59

I mean, I don't I hit her with see car and

1:01:01

get, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, go to out

1:01:03

some dates.com the see me. Let me read out some

1:01:05

dates I'm doing on tour the UK. Is plug yourself. see me on

1:01:07

You all can see me on tour in the feel

1:01:10

like Scorsacey. Is that the Google nice. And I feel like Yes,

1:01:12

the Pixel, yeah. It's so nice. It's a good

1:01:14

phone. I mean, it's like great videos.

1:01:16

Like, it's like, I feel like It's it. It's like. nice.

1:01:18

It's like. It's like. I'm not getting paid by them. paid

1:01:20

mean, I know you and Monet got paid by

1:01:22

them. I'm just, I

1:01:24

don't don't know why you guys

1:01:26

didn't call me. didn't call me. The money's an avid

1:01:28

iPhone using. She Android. Monet's such a

1:01:30

liar. I Samsung, hate that bitch. Monet

1:01:32

is such a liar. I hate that bitch. on the

1:01:34

fucking podcast, and then she gets

1:01:36

the fucking deal. And I'm literally

1:01:38

like, I'm right here. and then she gets

1:01:40

a fucking that crazy? I'm literally like, I'm right

1:01:42

here. Isn't that crazy? I did do

1:01:45

that Samsung thing at one time. Yeah,

1:01:47

that was, but I mean I mean, I must

1:01:49

been busy that day. that day. Brussels

1:01:51

Oslo, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Helsinki, Berlin,

1:01:53

Berlin Zagreb Amsterdam, Cologne Hamburg, Paris,

1:01:55

Warsaw, Dublin, Belfast, London London and

1:01:58

Manchester. And we added a show and

1:02:00

Zagreb because it was like, the

1:02:02

show sold out so fast. They

1:02:04

added a show, one or two

1:02:06

shows in Zagreb. Go see Bob.

1:02:09

There's a woman in her prime

1:02:11

at the height of her current

1:02:13

state of her career and it

1:02:15

will get bigger and bigger, but

1:02:17

I mean, people gonna see you

1:02:19

now. I love them, people go,

1:02:22

oh, I saw you now and

1:02:24

like, you know, people are like,

1:02:26

I saw you 10 years ago.

1:02:28

Like we are approaching that point

1:02:30

where people are like, like, oh,

1:02:33

oh, I'll show your first show

1:02:35

your first tour your first tour

1:02:37

your first tour. You know your

1:02:39

first tour. 20 years. It might

1:02:41

be the most archival, like, I

1:02:44

don't think I've ever been more

1:02:46

well documented because of Facebook. Like

1:02:48

I have pictures of me from

1:02:50

my freshman year of college. Oh

1:02:52

yeah, like I'm not going to

1:02:55

go there for my news, but

1:02:57

I don't want to get rid

1:02:59

of like albums I put up

1:03:01

when I was in high school.

1:03:03

You know, high school. You're not

1:03:05

that much younger than me. I'm

1:03:08

35. I'm 38. Yeah, I mean,

1:03:10

I got Facebook in like 10th

1:03:12

grade because it had just started.

1:03:14

High Schoolers could get it. Yeah,

1:03:16

yeah, I remember I was in

1:03:19

it when it was like you

1:03:21

had to be in college Yeah,

1:03:23

but you can go to see

1:03:25

me go see me on my

1:03:27

website and get a ticket See

1:03:30

the drag queen com. I will

1:03:32

be in a town near you

1:03:34

This is honestly probably my funniest

1:03:36

show. I hope you're free on

1:03:38

the 14 to come see it

1:03:40

if not understand But I will

1:03:43

be here in town. I did

1:03:45

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1:03:47

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on welcome. In promo times of congestion, unlimited

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on 4G, LTE may be temporarily slower

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than other traffic. Domestic line, in 2G speeds. new

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Additional times of a new line.