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would all like to express

1:38

our just despicable disgust. And

1:40

it further exacerbates my own

1:42

particular hatred for this movie.

1:45

I think it's wrong, I

1:47

think it's ratchet, and I

1:49

think it sucks. So, that being

1:51

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a lovely day. Well,

1:59

it's awesome season folks and

2:01

just as we predicted our

2:03

friends over at Amelia Perez

2:06

have swept every category except

2:08

congeniality which is not something

2:10

the women of my family

2:12

aspire to anyway and further

2:15

most can you believe I are

2:17

you gagging for that

2:19

pussy I that pussy

2:21

has me totally gagged

2:23

on the floor by

2:25

the the Amelia Perez's

2:27

non-binary tea has never

2:30

been valid. Okay, it's

2:32

never been never

2:34

never will be

2:37

validated by any

2:39

toll booth person

2:42

or organization. I

2:45

want to know it

2:48

all. What is the

2:50

part of all? The

2:52

technique's under risk. Second

2:54

of my titty one

2:57

time. How much time

2:59

do you need? Mammoplasty.

3:01

Yes. Prenoplasty. Yes. Laringoplasty.

3:04

Yes. Mammoplasty. Yes. Mammoplasty.

3:06

Yes. Prenoplaringoplasty. What

3:09

is that? Adam's

3:11

up for reduction.

3:18

Like I feel like in

3:21

the musical theater

3:23

canon there's in

3:25

the heights. There's

3:27

wicked there's any

3:29

fussy production You

3:31

have what is I

3:34

guess is considered a

3:36

former transphobes fever dream

3:38

who read about Mexico

3:41

and Wikipedia, you know

3:43

I the more I

3:46

hate the more the time passes the

3:48

more hey I have for this movie and

3:50

then but it's but it's less and less

3:52

about the content and it's more about the

3:54

form like I was looking out of

3:56

Instagram real or TikTok of a girl who's

3:58

like let's break this down So they take

4:00

like, very nice to meet you.

4:02

I'd like to know about

4:05

six change operation. It's all

4:07

the emphasis is not musical

4:09

whatsoever. Yes. So we call

4:11

this scantions. Yes. And like

4:13

there, but sometimes it works.

4:15

Two examples are all star

4:17

by Smash Ralph. Somebody once.

4:19

It's like intentional. Yeah, yeah,

4:21

yeah, yeah, yeah. But sometimes

4:23

it doesn't work like that

4:25

Katie Perry song, Firework, where

4:27

she goes stuck on a,

4:29

stuck on a, stuck on

4:31

a roller cluster. Yeah, like to

4:33

talk about. It's very nice to meet

4:35

you. You know what I mean? She

4:38

gives an example, like what she says,

4:40

she says. I'd like to know

4:42

all about, I'd like to know

4:44

all about sex change. I forget

4:46

what it is, but it's not

4:49

that. She's like, this sounds like

4:51

a shitty first draft. You just

4:53

try to get the words on

4:55

the page and just get something

4:57

down there. But it's like,

5:00

and they never win any further.

5:02

And then it's truly mind boggling.

5:04

It's like, don't you hear that?

5:06

You don't smell that? You know

5:08

what I mean? No, I feel

5:11

good. I feel between the new

5:13

president and this, I feel like,

5:15

oh, I just don't know shit. And

5:17

maybe I'm an idiot and everything is

5:19

a lot and like, you know

5:22

what I mean? This is a

5:24

good movie and this is a

5:26

president people want. Okay, sure. Well,

5:28

you know what York just talked

5:30

about in her latest interview, which

5:32

you should go watch it. It's

5:34

amazing. It's amazing and she looks

5:36

incredible. It's amazing. That's her thing

5:38

Mama. She wear masks. You know

5:40

about that? She's incredible. You can

5:42

see through the veil a little

5:44

bit. And it's, she's like, the

5:46

apocalypse already happened. It's how we're

5:48

dealing with the aftermath. And I

5:51

totally agree with that. It's, the world

5:53

has been over. She's been new. Like, and

5:55

how do we, like, how do we regroup

5:57

and like, how do you deal with the

5:59

aftermath? of the, because look at all

6:01

of it, I mean, it's been a wrap.

6:03

And now it's like all this chaos

6:05

is like very sad because it's

6:07

Mad Max. I'm Tina Turner with

6:10

those big beds bringing earrings. Remember those?

6:12

I do. I do. I do

6:14

very clearly. Did you see

6:16

Fariosa? No. I've only ever seen

6:18

Mad Max once the original. Oh,

6:20

you didn't see the one with

6:22

Charlie Staren? No. That's great. That's

6:25

a very heterosexual

6:27

movie and I don't really do that.

6:29

Really? Girl, all that shit. All the

6:31

girls in there. It's like a, it's

6:33

like a female driven, a female lead.

6:35

Can I tell you one of the

6:37

worst things in my life? Please. My

6:39

Samsung 65 inch the frame television in

6:41

my bedroom in the mornings for some

6:43

reason, it turns on on its own

6:45

to the Samsung action channel movie hub.

6:48

So every day I wake up to

6:50

Jason Statham, you don't have a building

6:52

or some shit. I don't watch

6:54

that, that heterosexual shit. Yeah, shit,

6:56

shit. I don't like you don't

6:59

like action movies. What to you

7:01

is the quintessential heterosexual movie, for

7:03

example? Reservoir dogs. Oh, that's the

7:06

girls love that. The godfather, the girls

7:08

love the girls, the men, the girls.

7:10

Yes, they got, um, what else did

7:12

they love? That's not furious. Okay, reservoir

7:15

dogs is the perfect example of a

7:17

straight men movie. It's literally just a

7:19

bunch of men. Yeah. With guns and

7:21

shit, being being men. Fast and the

7:24

furious, but that gets camped though.

7:26

That series actually delves into

7:28

camp territory because they go to

7:30

Space Mama. They do? Yeah, baby. Tokyo

7:32

Drift, and then, like, they're, I saw

7:34

Tokyo Drift. See? It came out when

7:36

I was in high school, I think.

7:38

It's camp. It's like has camp quality

7:41

to the franchise, and it's kind of,

7:43

it's kind of, it's kind of cunty.

7:45

One time I put my 94 Dodge

7:47

Intrepid in a snowbank. And I remember

7:49

the car, I was riding with my

7:51

cousin. I was writing with my cousin

7:53

who was two years younger than

7:55

me at the time, Michael. I'm

7:57

Michael, and I was sliding completely.

8:00

sideways and I was trying to keep

8:02

the mood light as we were careening toward

8:04

death. And I said Tokyo drift and then

8:06

we just crashed into a snowbank. That's cut.

8:08

That's great. And I had to wait my

8:11

car for my family to come get me

8:13

and it was a remote. There's like an

8:15

hour plus for them to come get me.

8:17

So I had to get out shovel out

8:20

the exhaust so you don't carbon monoxide yourself

8:22

and then I peed in a bottle. And

8:24

poured the bottle up the window. Why wouldn't

8:27

you just pee in the snow? hold

8:29

because it would it would it would freeze

8:31

up the penis and then freeze to my

8:33

you to my uterus. You'd have to break

8:35

the penis off like a carrot off a

8:38

snowman. And that is my shape. It's very

8:40

nice to meet you what carried in the

8:42

snowman. I don't want you to freeze dead.

8:44

I crashed my car and I peed in

8:46

a bottle and I poured it on the

8:49

ground. It's like it's the emphasis on the

8:51

wrong syllable. That's exactly what it is. And

8:53

that's exactly what it is. But everybody can

8:55

hear that. Why don't we fix that?

8:57

There is a way, I love

8:59

women, women's stories, I love crime

9:01

stories, I love musicals, I love

9:03

so many things about what this

9:05

pitches to me. You love a

9:08

lot of the ingredients in this

9:10

bullshit soup. Yes. But all the

9:12

ingredients when taken out of the

9:14

soup have great potential. It's like,

9:16

it's like British cooking. It's like

9:18

baby, what you doing? Baby, what are

9:20

you doing? Which is doing with all

9:22

that blood, baby. Baby, what about that

9:24

blood? Why all that congealed blood, baby?

9:26

Why is it a loaf now? Oh

9:28

girl, we're going to the, we're going

9:30

to the UK and I was not

9:32

we, you. I am. And I'm going

9:34

with people who've not gone before and

9:36

I'm shaking, I have like a gourd

9:38

and like a bag of bones and

9:40

I'm shaking at that, but I'm like,

9:42

you don't know what's coming. You don't.

9:44

The girls, they don't. Sundries and victuals

9:46

in dried goods in your bed. Bring

9:49

the Swellent Green. Bring a FEMA trailer,

9:51

which they won't be anymore, I guess. No,

9:53

no. Where are you going in the UK? Upco,

9:55

but everywhere love. That's not true. I

9:57

think I'm just going to London. This

10:01

morning I woke up and tweeted, oh,

10:03

brov, isn't it? Getting ready. I love

10:05

buff. Do you know about the girls

10:07

on the Tiktok doing the chav makeup?

10:09

No. It was like British, like bad

10:12

British girl makeup, but it's like orange.

10:14

Like the big crazy black lashes, the

10:16

white lips. I love it. I love

10:18

it. I think the makeup on the

10:20

gals over there is, I like that they just,

10:23

they just. pound the pavement with it. They're

10:25

like, let's go. Life is short. Yes, I

10:27

can't stand the style on the guys though.

10:29

Have they stopped wearing painted on jeans yet?

10:32

Because I just can't with that. Like, you

10:34

know, the chaff style is like super

10:36

fucking tight clothing on the men. It's

10:38

crazy. It looks like cartoonish, because they

10:40

have the big muscles and they're like

10:42

bulging on it. They're like skin tight

10:44

skinny jeans. You know what I'm

10:47

talking about? Well, the trend, the,

10:49

the, the men's haircut that is

10:51

supposed to be trending this year

10:53

that I've learned is like the

10:55

Beatles kind of shag, where it's

10:58

like, kind of like from the

11:00

90s, where it's like overgrown and

11:02

kind of bad haircut shag kind

11:04

of thing. Like, um, like, um,

11:07

what's his name on the

11:09

white lotus season two? Aubrey

11:11

Plaza's husband. Because I'm bald,

11:13

I never think about hair,

11:15

ever. Unless it's a wig. Do you know what I

11:17

mean? I don't know if you think about

11:19

those either. Shut up. I mean, I don't

11:21

even think about, because Fina thinks about it

11:23

for me. You know what I mean? I, hair is like,

11:25

not having to deal with hair. I know people

11:27

get really mad about being bald. They get

11:29

so sad. They get, Mama, they get suicidal.

11:31

Not me, boo. Not me, either. I love myself.

11:34

I love myself. I'm, I got mold, but I'm

11:36

bald, but I'm bald, and I'm fat, like,

11:38

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

11:40

like, like, like, like, like, like, that's

11:42

great. That's great. That's great. Like I

11:44

love being bald, I don't have to

11:47

go to the fucking salon here, whatever,

11:49

barber, I just shave it every other

11:51

day in the shower and I love that.

11:53

Girl, I love it. I know

11:55

this is your suddenly done, but

11:57

not liking yourself. It's tired. It's

11:59

tired. It's corny boots. What's wrong?

12:01

I don't like, I don't like

12:03

my, you know, whatever. But we

12:05

got, we gotta, we gotta give

12:07

it up. Yeah. The apocalypse happened.

12:09

It did. You're gonna skit into

12:11

the fires of hell being like,

12:13

should I get a nose job?

12:15

No bitch. You wear that beak

12:17

around honey, honey, that's you. And

12:19

you probably smell better than everyone

12:22

else. So let's, let's celebrate it.

12:24

Love the beak. Love the beak

12:26

bitch. Love the beak. Love the

12:28

beak. Going to Turkey two, three

12:30

times. Going to Turkey two to

12:32

three times. And the new drag race

12:34

girls. Yeah. Get come back to

12:36

All-Stars. Girl. Bubhole Collins is gonna

12:38

have the top and bottom teeth.

12:41

She's gonna have it. I don't

12:43

even know what she looks like.

12:45

Her hairline starts at her eyebrows.

12:48

She has huge chompers and she's

12:50

got ginormous lips. Genormous. I don't,

12:52

I've never been, I think I

12:55

maybe have been sad about not

12:57

having hair for like three minutes,

12:59

and for real. I just don't get

13:02

it. I don't miss it. I mean,

13:04

I like to wear hats, but I

13:06

also like to be bald. I like

13:08

when it's freshly shaved, I like to

13:10

rub it. Yeah. I do, the only

13:13

actually, the only troubling part is that

13:15

because my wardrobe is 100% casual, like

13:17

athletes are pretty much every day

13:19

all the time. You can't wear a baseball cap.

13:21

You gotta be bald. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like to

13:23

be bald? I do like to be bald, but I love

13:25

to wear a hat, especially because the sun will fry my

13:28

egghead in the, you know what I mean? No, you do got

13:30

a sunblock the top of the head, and that's not a joke.

13:32

That's not a joke. That's why I just put the hat on.

13:34

Otherwise, you know, I'm gonna be, what, 36, with some major dates

13:36

up there. Yes, liver spots, all kind of looks like a top,

13:38

it looks like a map of a map of a map of

13:40

a map of a map of a map of a map of

13:42

a map of a map of a map of a map of

13:44

a map of a map of a map of a map of

13:47

a map of a map of a map of a map of

13:49

a map of the world, a map of the world, a map

13:51

of the world, a map of the world, a map of the

13:53

world, a map of the world, a map of the world, Did

13:55

you have acne as a teenager? You did? Oh, you did acute

13:57

venue. Oh yeah. Can you stop babies? Baring.

14:00

poisonous, barren and

14:02

poisonous. If anybody

14:04

tried to impregnate

14:07

me, what would come out

14:09

would be the probably

14:11

like a gremlin. Length

14:13

or girth? Botha. Botha.

14:16

Wait, it was, yeah, no, it

14:18

was so, it was so, it

14:20

was so, do they still do

14:22

it? They still do it? I'm

14:25

talking about penises longer than

14:27

yours. What the fuck? Can you

14:29

imagine having a baby? Let's take

14:32

some time to really put that

14:34

in here. Can I be honest,

14:37

I do want a child and

14:39

I'm really happy to, I'm really

14:41

happy to start out at like

14:44

four. We don't need to do

14:46

poopy-doopie. We don't need to do

14:48

pissy-whissy. We don't need to do

14:51

pissy-whissy. We don't need to do

14:53

pre- like, I'm gonna have to

14:55

have some. bratty ass like homeschooled

14:58

on a tour bus maladjusted monster

15:00

yeah with a nanny you're gonna

15:03

have to get a nanny the nanny

15:05

I want I want friend pressure to

15:07

step down from from a she's sag

15:09

she's the president of sag yeah that's

15:12

what I meant she's the sag lady

15:14

well you're about to become the baby

15:16

lady she's the baby lady she is

15:18

the nanny tricks a ya children that

15:21

was You know what that's? They should

15:23

again. That's like, you just, that sounds

15:25

like crystally, the bartender from Jacques. Exactly.

15:28

It just gave me chills. Gotcha. I

15:30

liked your number. It's too bad. No

15:32

one saw it. You're not bringing any

15:34

fans to the show tonight. I like

15:37

the hair. Halloween was in October. You

15:39

smell like shit. I had a vision

15:41

of her like, she gave the strongest

15:44

cocktails to the girls. And we drank

15:46

before the show. Mama we drank alcohol

15:48

before every show. It was, you did not do

15:50

a show. Am I a Nikki fan? Yeah. It's

15:52

like. The drag queens with just the, what do

15:54

you call it? You know the stage in the

15:57

drag makeup where everyone looks like they're in cats?

15:59

Yes. It's that. at the makeup and

16:01

I remember a windy breeze in

16:03

Milwaukee, hello windy breeze, she'd be

16:05

like, she, I remember she used to

16:07

say cocktail. And I say cocktail. And I

16:10

say cocktail. And I say, no, I say,

16:12

but I say cocktail, like a, yeah, yeah.

16:14

And she say, should we get a cocktail?

16:16

And I'd be like, it was like the

16:18

tippy toe of the sentry to have like

16:20

one eyebrow drawn on and go to the

16:22

bar like. Yeah, yeah. Can I have my

16:25

triple Jack. I've gone, just like Kelly

16:27

Osbourne, I've gone through changes. Okay,

16:29

so like, I, remember she did

16:31

a cover of, I'm going through

16:33

changes with Ozzy Osbourne? No, but

16:35

there you go. Obviously not a

16:37

fan. I think I'm, I think

16:39

I started out like every homosexual

16:41

where it's like, I think I

16:43

was like Vachan sprite, I

16:45

need something sweet. Vachikran. Vachikran. And

16:48

then I would go through my

16:50

jack and diet, jack and coke

16:52

era. Then I went through a

16:54

bourbon neat era. Then it was

16:56

gin and tonics for a long

16:58

time. Genantonic's need for the show.

17:01

Because you just sip it. That's

17:03

wild. And then I did gin

17:05

and tonic for a long time.

17:07

I think that's still my favorite.

17:09

Yeah. And then lately, being a

17:11

cali girl, now that I

17:13

started drinking again. Sangria. The

17:15

tequila. I'm going to go for

17:18

the tequila. You will regret it. You will regret it

17:20

later. You get drunk so accidentally fast, the next day

17:22

you're like, oh, tequila got me girls. Tequila crawled in

17:24

bed with me and had its way with me while

17:26

I was asleep. You know what I mean? Like, I

17:28

can never tell how drunk I'm in the tequila, and

17:30

the next day I find out how drunk I was,

17:33

because I'm like, oh. The writing's on the wall. I

17:35

mean, there was a breathalyzer on the little, in between

17:37

the stage and the back room, you couldn't get on

17:39

stage if you weren't get on stage if you weren't

17:41

get on stage if you weren't drunk, if you weren't

17:43

drunk, if you weren't drunk, I thought they

17:45

were, they were gonna say, they were

17:47

like, you ain't drunk enough, go back,

17:50

get another cocktail, and then you can

17:52

perform. That was literally the vibe. And

17:54

like by the end of the night

17:56

at the third number, we were all

17:58

seeing shit. Not seeing shit. We're like, we're

18:00

like, we're like, dung, dah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. And you

18:02

know, you would go out there and, I remember one time, I

18:04

was, I don't remember, one time I was at play Louisville and

18:06

I, I did, I don't remember, one time I was at play

18:08

Louisville and I, I did, I don't remember that number that I've

18:11

been wanting to do and I think I know the words, and

18:13

I know the words, and I know the words, and I know

18:15

the words, and I know the words, and I know the words, and

18:17

I know the words, and I know the words, and I know

18:19

the words, and I know the words, and I know the words,

18:21

and I know the words, and I know the words, and I

18:23

know the words, and I know the words, and I know the

18:25

words, and I know the words, and I know the words, and

18:28

I know the words, and I know the words, and No, is

18:30

she not, no one single damn word. Love Eureka, front of

18:32

the pod, love you. It's the most

18:34

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she looks drop dead gorgeous. Yeah,

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input check responses for accuracy. Why

20:19

won't you talk about the Oscars? I'm

20:21

trying to. You're not letting me. Do

20:23

you think Nicole Gibbons is going to

20:26

get out that loaf again off the back of

20:28

her head? What? The fall? Fall? Fall?

20:30

You thought it was a loaf? Are

20:32

you out of your mind? It

20:34

looked like she walked by gingermen,

20:36

grabs that badge and bump and

20:38

threw it on. And I mean

20:41

that lovingly to ginger, it was

20:43

too huge. I thought it was

20:45

so big and crazy. Well, you

20:47

only say that. Pupcrave? Whatever. Like.

20:49

No, that's people. That's only because

20:51

it's in stark contrast to her

20:53

movie hair, which is always. So

20:55

bad. Like she always, she's like,

20:58

she's like, incredible wig, incredible good.

21:00

No, no, no, that one, that one in

21:02

the clearance section. Let's do that. I did like

21:04

her wig and Stafford wives when she becomes a

21:06

stepford. It's long, strawberry, blondey blonde. Of course. But

21:08

I mean, like, she's got her wig, you know,

21:10

I mean, it's hard for her because she's in

21:12

every movie in every TV show since 1992. We

21:14

need to open a wig store for her for

21:16

her. Come down, come down to the Wiglew. Come

21:18

down to the Wiglew. We keep the air conditioning.

21:20

So fucking cold. You can rent a fur coat

21:22

to put on like on the couch. And you

21:24

know, bring the kids down, we got a petting

21:26

zoo with some penguins. Come out of the Wiglew.

21:28

That sounds great. That sounds great. But who do

21:30

you think? And you know, bring the kids down, we got

21:32

a petting zoo with some penguins. Come out of the Wigle.

21:34

I'm out of the Wigle. I'm not going to the Wigle.

21:36

I'm not going to the Wigle. I'm not going to the

21:39

wigle. We'll absolutely see Wigle. I'm not going

21:41

to the wigle. I'm not going to the

21:43

wigle. I'm not going to the wigle. We'll

21:45

absolutely. We'll absolutely. We'll absolutely. I'm not going

21:47

to the wigle. I'm not going to the

21:49

wigle I don't think baby girls up for

21:52

anything Oscar-wise. I do have to see, I'm

21:54

not going to see the brutalist, I'm sorry,

21:56

and I'm not going to watch. Sounds fun.

21:58

Oh my God, not after. that Adrian Brody

22:00

S&L thing. No, he's tainted to me.

22:03

But like, I'm not gonna see the

22:05

broos, and I'm not gonna watch, but

22:07

I am gonna watch, I'm still here. Because

22:09

I have to know that if Demi

22:12

Moore loses the Oscar, the best actress

22:14

Oscar to Fernando Torres, I wanna know

22:16

why. People are mad that our friend

22:19

Angelina Joe Lee didn't get nominated

22:21

for playing where we call us.

22:23

Apparently she really saying that. Is

22:25

that true? So it's partly true.

22:27

So she did, she did train

22:29

for many months and the, what,

22:31

the, the product is a result

22:33

of her voice along with. Some magic.

22:35

Some magic, yes, some like

22:37

vocal production. Pretty much nobody

22:40

but Maria Kollis, because she's

22:42

like, but she really like did it.

22:44

She did a lot of research, she

22:46

did a lot of work and she

22:48

did a lot of, there's a ton

22:50

of effort. Wow. It's not, I didn't

22:52

love the movie. I didn't, I would never

22:54

watch a movie like that. Yeah, I

22:56

didn't love it. I mean, she's, I

22:58

don't like breastache. I like serious shit.

23:00

I'm like serious shit girl. I don't

23:02

love biopix. But that's all they want.

23:04

Because people only award biopix. War and

23:07

biopix. The Oscar's all about, it's either

23:09

the Holocaust or World War II. Or

23:11

a biopick. That's all the Oscar's nut

23:13

for it. Why don't we get into

23:15

some horror? Get Timothy Shalomé down here

23:17

to play Rachel Maddo and give her

23:19

her Oscar. That's the other one. I'm

23:21

not going to watch a complete unknown.

23:23

I don't care about Bob Dylan Dylan. I

23:25

do. Good. But like I don't want to

23:27

watch, I don't want to watch, he's still.

23:29

He's still. He's very much alive Bob

23:32

Dylan Yeah, like I like a movie about a

23:34

guy that's still alive because you can go

23:36

to the premiere That's why they do I

23:38

Tanya they want the person the actor with

23:40

the real person on the red carpet They

23:42

want them hugging and crying. Thank you for

23:44

playing me with since it's a hard thing

23:46

to do that with Margar Robbie. Yes, whore.

23:49

Yes, she was on talk shows being like

23:51

wow Margar Robbie really took skating lessons and

23:53

she really channeled me and she really channeled

23:55

me and wow that was really my mother

23:57

that's that's that's that's the the with the

23:59

parent Damn. That's what they

24:01

want, girl. Yeah, and I'm sick

24:03

of it. I'm sick of it.

24:05

I'm sick of it. I want

24:07

horror. And I want sex. Brandon

24:09

told me about the Piwi

24:12

doc. Piwi Herman, Paul Rubens

24:14

has a documentary out where

24:16

he posthumously comes out

24:19

as homosexual. What? Honey, just

24:21

came out at Sundance. His

24:23

graveyard tea is getting dragged

24:25

up into the myth. He

24:28

says it in the doc. I don't

24:30

think that's like, that's not valid. I

24:32

hope she's like, it's like, it's like in

24:34

the credits, and she's like, one thing about

24:36

me that you, you know, like, I hope

24:38

she kind of makes a song out of

24:40

it. There's something that I want to tell

24:42

you, it's that I'm gay. Also, the other

24:44

thing is Paul Rubens, people are so

24:46

brilliant. I know you don't think a straight person

24:49

came up with that shit. It's too

24:51

cunty. It's too cunty. Straight

24:53

people who are doing Amelia

24:55

Perez. You know what I

24:57

mean? Exactly. Straight people are

24:59

singing off-key with no hummable

25:01

tune to garbage. Okay. Can I show

25:03

something? No. Yes. Okay. I got a

25:06

new shirt. Oh yeah. I'm just gonna

25:08

sell to the girls. Okay. What do

25:10

we got here? Okay. for the unbelievable price

25:12

of $49.95. It's a black crew neck that

25:14

says Trixy on the front and on the

25:16

back, it has a picture of me on

25:18

the floor in an Uber as you've seen

25:20

me many times before. Oh, there she

25:23

goes, is Trixy on the floor. Fierce. It's

25:25

good. And we have a women's, well,

25:27

I don't, you're non-binary cheese valid,

25:29

it's not women's, it's everything. Because

25:31

this would be gorgeous on anybody

25:34

who wants to show the midriff.

25:36

Yeah. Because this is a cutoff.

25:38

Do you have a 2002 belly

25:41

button piercing you'd want to show

25:43

off? Have you been too squeamish

25:45

or too skittish about showing

25:47

it off? Now's the time.

25:49

I got new house keys? Yeah.

25:52

I already lost them. Fuck. At

25:54

my studio. And I should get

25:57

my belly pierced and just

25:59

hang them. it from your belly button, bitch. I

26:01

love physical keys. You do? I do, because I never lose them.

26:03

Like a hotel, the fucking Charlie, they gave me a physical key

26:05

and said, if you lose this, it's $250. No, it's not. Yes. So

26:07

up, I didn't lose that. Go to Home Depot, bitch, it's $4. I

26:09

don't know. It's a whole scam there, but no, no, no, they, I

26:11

don't like key cards. Because they always, you know, you know, you know, you

26:13

know, you know, you know, you know, they stopped, they stopped, they stopped,

26:16

they stopped, they stopped working, they stopped working, and then,

26:18

they stopped working, and then, they stopped working, and then,

26:20

and then, they stopped working, and then, and then, they

26:22

stopped working, and then, and then, you got to go to go to go

26:24

to go to go to, you got to, you got to, you got to, you

26:26

got to, You got your little half shirt

26:28

on and your bellies hanging out. Right.

26:30

Do you like Home Depot? I love it. I

26:33

do too. I love it. Love it. It's

26:35

huge though and you gotta know you gotta

26:37

go in with a mission. Yep. If you

26:39

can't wander around. Do you cruise there?

26:41

I get house keys made. I'm not

26:43

fucking at the Home Depot. Well, a

26:46

lot of people are. Girl, the one

26:48

in Hollywood. Yes. If you go on

26:50

the apps, people go there and jerk

26:52

it in that parking, I don't want

26:55

to blow up people's scam, but they're

26:57

jerking in that parking garage. Very nice

26:59

to meet. I'd like to talk about

27:01

Home Depot. At the Home Depot. I

27:04

think it's in the parking lot or

27:06

something. It's in the parking

27:08

garage. Yeah. I mean, fierce. Who did

27:10

I, I ran into Kelly's husband there,

27:12

that was a lovely thing. On the

27:15

second floor of the Home Depot parking

27:17

garage? Does she know? I just think,

27:19

you know, be careful out there with

27:21

your cruising, because I wouldn't say the

27:24

next four years are going to be

27:26

the time to get caught jerking it

27:28

in public. I wouldn't say this is

27:30

the moment. Speaking of Paul

27:32

Rubens for Christ's sake. Isn't that

27:35

crazy? I just think it's so

27:37

fucked. No, jerking off in an adult

27:39

movie theater. It's like, what are you

27:41

supposed to do? Go there and read

27:43

the Bible. It's like, oh my God,

27:46

he was in a cat store, petting

27:48

a cat, whatever, you know. What's a

27:50

cat store? Cat cafe. He was at

27:52

the cat cafe and he was like

27:55

caught stroking a little kitty. Right.

27:57

At the cat cafe. From page

27:59

news. I know. But I know

28:01

that cruising is a part of

28:03

gay life that has so much

28:05

to do with, that was the

28:07

only way people could hook up,

28:09

right? Yeah. Was like secret,

28:12

secret secret? Yeah, or

28:14

like, you know. Yeah, winky, winky.

28:16

I love that shit. Love it.

28:18

Are you a good winker? Let's

28:20

see. Which hole? Yeah. Perfect.

28:23

Wait, who is, who are you, I love

28:25

when people like? Is there

28:27

something wrong? I love that. Who's your

28:29

Oscar pick for Best Actress? Girl, I

28:31

ain't seen one of those movies. Amelia

28:34

Perez, we barely watched. I didn't see

28:36

any of those movies. No, I know. I

28:38

am gonna be, I'm gonna beat the dead

28:40

horse. I am gonna be unreasonably upset if

28:42

Amelia Perez does the upset. I think

28:45

that's just, you know, it's another nail

28:47

in the coffin of the chaos of

28:49

the post-apocalyptic world we're living in. Absolutely.

28:52

Yeah. It's like, oh, nothing matters and

28:54

nothing means anything means anything.

28:56

Absolutely. 30,000 immigrants are

28:58

going to be rounded up

29:00

and put into Guantanamo Bay

29:02

and Amelia Perez is the

29:04

best film of the year. It's

29:06

so fucking crazy. I hate it. It's

29:08

a mess. What country are we going

29:10

to go to? We've talked about leaving

29:13

the country. Well, I was going to

29:15

say Mexico City, but they do not

29:17

want us. They're gentrifying their

29:19

country. No, they don't. Let's

29:21

not go there. I think that maybe...

29:23

If we move there, we could

29:26

still do the pod or like

29:28

we'd have to fly to LA

29:30

to do Netflix. That's okay. That's

29:32

okay. We do it, but we

29:34

do it every like once a

29:36

few months. Yeah. And then we

29:39

can move to the pod. We

29:41

can tour, it'd be really easy

29:43

to tour Europe. I love to

29:45

tour Europe. I love to tour.

29:48

I go to hell living in

29:50

France. Those feces. Those feces. Those

29:52

feces. Downloaded something called kindred.

29:54

You know what this is? No. So

29:56

it's an app where you list your

29:59

home like Zell. But instead of renting

30:01

it, you swap homes with people. It's

30:03

parent-trap with your home. So let's say

30:05

you see a home in Paris and

30:07

you're like, hey, person, I would like to

30:09

switch homes with you for two months. And

30:11

they say yes, and you just go to

30:14

live at each other's houses. Get out of here.

30:16

But I don't know why I signed up, because

30:18

I don't want people in my house. I

30:20

don't want to stay in someone's house. Then

30:22

why did you go to bed? Curiosity, I

30:24

guess. So it's like a pen power, say

30:26

an exchange program. Change program. But then you're

30:29

like sleeping in their bed, eating their raisins,

30:31

like whatever. Well, that's eating their raisins. Yeah,

30:33

you know, you got to eat their raisins.

30:35

Tell me this though. Why in the fucking

30:37

hell are you not able to stay in a

30:39

house that you're about to buy for like a

30:42

day? At least a day, at least a week,

30:44

preferably a week, I would prefer a week, I

30:46

would prefer a month. You can return a

30:48

car usually for what two weeks 30

30:50

days? I think there's a 30 day

30:52

warning is usually like 30 days Major

30:54

purchase by return the house. I don't

30:57

think unless you find like something very

30:59

contradictory to the Inspections Yeah, yeah,

31:01

yeah, yeah, but like you don't

31:03

know about the ghost situation You

31:05

don't know about the neighbors sexual

31:07

activity schedule, you know, the ghost

31:09

sexual activity with the neighbors. Thank

31:11

you. How many raisins they love?

31:13

They love it I wouldn't.

31:16

Celery with peanut butter with

31:18

raisins. That is so... Girl

31:20

don't eat. That is so

31:22

fucking abusive. It's so abusive.

31:24

Yeah. It's self-harm. I feel

31:27

like it's self- Wait, is

31:29

ants on a log of

31:31

pretzel? Is it the pretzel?

31:33

No, you're talking about. No,

31:35

you're talking about... It's

31:37

an an analog of pretzel,

31:40

is it the pretzel? No.

31:42

You're talking about peanut butter.

31:44

I will always select the peanut butter

31:47

option of something if there's a peanut

31:49

butter. Yes, of course. Oh, peanut butter

31:51

milkshake? You're out of your fucking

31:54

mind? See, we're two different people.

31:56

Two different people, like two different

31:58

things. What's the flavor? Flave Milk

32:00

Shake You Want. Chocolate. Chocolate.

32:02

Chocolate. Straight up. I love strawberry. Me

32:05

too. I do. I fuck with strawberry.

32:07

Strawberries. Cookies and cream. Hell yeah. Mm.

32:09

Or slash Oreo. You, you fuck with

32:11

a McFurry? Absolutely. Girl, when they come

32:14

on, when they come out, any kind

32:16

of like mix-up like that. And they

32:18

tip it upside down, it doesn't leak.

32:20

I start leaking. I start leaking. I

32:23

get very excited. Because I love that.

32:25

They tip you upside down and it's

32:27

a mess. Girl, did I ever tell

32:30

you this? My roommate in college, you

32:32

need to gain weight. He was

32:34

so thin and his doctor was

32:36

like, we need you to put

32:38

on some weight. So he would

32:40

go get giant, giant McDowell's milkshakes

32:42

and drink them every day, just

32:45

trying to pack on weight. And

32:47

he would call him triple-dipple thick.

32:49

Triple-dipple. I guess David Lynch had

32:51

a malt milkshake for like for

32:53

every day. Not fierce. Routine. Do

32:55

you like a routine? I love a

32:57

food routine. Okay. I look forward to

33:00

the same foods over and over

33:02

again. Like I'll make tacos. The

33:04

next day I'll use the leftovers

33:06

to make nachos. Like I'll use

33:08

the same shape. I want the same

33:11

flavors and floras for days in a

33:13

row. And then I'm good for a

33:15

month. I'm a food repeater. But then

33:18

it's a hard no, and I need something.

33:20

Give me something. Do my brows, do something

33:22

else. I completely agree. So what is your,

33:24

for the rest of your life, you have

33:26

one menu. What is it? Breakfast, lunch,

33:29

dinner. And one, you'll only snack, you

33:31

get a snack that's three choices. So

33:33

it's okay. So the breakfast is eggs,

33:35

toast, however the eggs. There's a

33:37

scramble with butterm milk. Okay. Salt

33:40

and pepper. Okay. toast, white or

33:42

sourdough, toast with butter, and then

33:44

like a potato scramble, potatoes, onions,

33:47

and like red, green peppers. What

33:49

do you drink in? Orange juice or

33:51

grapefruit juice. I say grapefruit juice. No

33:54

coffee, no tea? No. Okay. So then,

33:56

I have a banana for a snack.

33:58

Okay. Then for lunch, buck. Okay,

34:00

for lunch? What is it?

34:02

What is it? A fake chicken

34:04

sandwich? Okay. With thin,

34:07

so it's bread, like a

34:09

bun, and then it's a

34:12

spicy chicken patty, fake chicken

34:14

patty, with like melted cheese

34:17

on it, lettuce, and like

34:19

jalapenios sprinkled on it, because

34:22

I love spicy. Yeah, hot.

34:24

I'm not happy unless my

34:27

like, like, my face is

34:29

sweating. Why can't I feel my

34:31

lunch? Mild salsa? Yeah. Girl,

34:33

shut up. Like, get out

34:36

of here. Shut up, you

34:38

bitch. Shut up, Ugly. And

34:40

then for dinner, baby. Tacos.

34:42

Tacos. Tacos. Fucken tacos. The

34:44

flour tortillas. Tortillas. Tacos. Okay,

34:46

what's in the taco? Well,

34:48

kind of like some of

34:50

the same stuff from... The

34:52

fake chicken? No. Oh, ground beef

34:54

crumbles. Oh, with the cheddar

34:56

cheese, with the cheddar telome

34:58

cheddar cheese, with iceberg lettuce,

35:00

with, you know, peppers and

35:02

all that type, what they

35:04

got. Oh, and a corn slaw

35:07

on the top too, in the taco.

35:09

Fierce. Like a corn pico?

35:11

Okay. Country. Why you mad? What

35:13

do you drink in? Oh, dicope.

35:15

And then for dessert. Oh,

35:18

gosh. Those outshine. Mango frozen

35:20

bars. The mango one. Horned.

35:22

The lime one gets me horny. So

35:25

good. I love it. I was chewing

35:27

on him. Courtney was on my, she

35:29

was wearing a weird blue suit

35:31

on my couch last night. I

35:33

was just going through him like

35:35

crazy. Yeah. My other snack is

35:38

those um, soy, um, fake yogurts,

35:40

the raspberry one. Fake yogurt.

35:42

It's like an Anderry yogurt.

35:44

Okay. And it's within it. I

35:46

think it's made from like, oh, soy milk,

35:49

soy milk kind of thing. So what

35:51

are you going to have for breakfast,

35:53

lunch, and dinner? Okay, breakfast, it's steel

35:55

cut oatmeal with brown sugar, cranberries,

35:57

dry cranberries, blackberries, razz.

36:00

strawberries, chia seeds, and that's

36:02

it. Baby, that's a pie. No,

36:04

it's a big fucking bowl. It's

36:06

huge. Right. It's a lot of

36:08

stuff. You wake up hungry. I

36:10

wake up fucking starving every day.

36:12

Fierce. And then it's a huge

36:14

gallon of coffee. Right. Like a

36:16

gallon. I mean, I'm talking three

36:18

pots of coffee. What? Absolutely. You

36:21

drink this. I could. I don't.

36:23

I mean, I definitely, I go

36:25

through one and a one and

36:27

a half. We hit the clock

36:29

and we punched the clock when

36:31

we blow ass in my house

36:33

because it happens like clock punched

36:35

the clock. It's time to shit.

36:37

Yeah. Well, because once you get

36:39

a cigarette involved, it's a wrap.

36:41

Do you ever smoke on the

36:43

toilet? What do you think I

36:45

am? Some kind of barbarian? No,

36:47

I don't smoke inside. Well, I

36:49

do have an outhouse. But no,

36:52

I would not smoke on the

36:54

toilet. Although I do know people

36:56

who vape on the toilet. It's

36:58

so dark-sided. But anyways, it's I

37:00

have so much coffee, but here's

37:02

the thing it's really just an

37:04

excuse It's a vehicle for milk

37:06

and sugar. That's what I'm saying.

37:08

It's I really want. What do

37:10

I want? What do I want?

37:12

Do I want the coffee? No,

37:14

I want the half and half

37:16

in the in the sugar It's

37:18

so like I like the caffeine

37:20

I think they like the sugar.

37:23

It's the sugar that is like

37:25

because the is it's very like

37:27

anyways So then lunch Fucking hate

37:29

lunch. I guess probably time. You

37:31

don't like lunch. That's really crazy.

37:33

You can say soilent. You can

37:35

say- No, no, no, no, no,

37:37

I know. It's a steak. What?

37:39

A steak with broccoli in the

37:41

middle of the day? For lunch?

37:43

Absolutely. Shit, girl. Yeah. Or steak

37:45

tips marinated. Marinated steak tips with

37:47

broccoli. Broccoli. Like a spicy? Sure,

37:49

no. Gorgeous. It's just salt and

37:51

pepper. Okay. What's the steak cooked

37:54

in? Is it a gravy situation?

37:56

There's a... a baronet sauce maybe?

37:58

It's like a nice marinade. Wow.

38:00

And then for dinner, of course,

38:02

it's noodles. What's the snack? Oh

38:04

shit. I'm not a snacker. I

38:06

don't like snacks. Make you for

38:08

making me say snacks and you

38:10

being like, I don't do that.

38:12

Maybe pretzels or something or like,

38:14

I like a banana. I don't

38:16

snack bitch. I seen you on

38:18

set. I know all they do

38:20

is eat. She shows up. Set

38:22

gives people her Taco Bell order,

38:25

Miss Bigley, Bigley, and then you

38:27

love a snack. I know. The

38:29

Tate's chocolate jib cookies. Oh, but

38:31

I, oh, those are too much.

38:33

Those are too much. I think

38:35

I drink. Oh, I love ice

38:37

cream in half and half and

38:39

half and half. I'm so disgusting.

38:41

What did you do? So gross.

38:43

Ice cream with half and half?

38:45

I don't drink milk. I drink

38:47

half and half. I know. It's

38:49

so nasty. But it's basically the

38:51

same thing. What? It's basically the

38:53

same thing. What? It's basically the

38:56

same thing. Do you drink half

38:58

and half? No, no, no. I

39:00

don't drink it like from the

39:02

cup. But I mean, I put

39:04

it in everything. I would use

39:06

cereal. I told you that. Get

43:04

the angeles special at McDonald's now. Let's

43:06

break it down. My favorite barbecue sauce.

43:08

American cheese, crispy bacon, pickles, onions, and

43:10

a Sesame C bun, of course. And

43:13

don't forget the fries in a drink.

43:15

Sound good. Bada, bah, bah, bah. I

43:17

participate in restaurants for a limited time.

50:24

Oh, it's just this. Didn't you just

50:26

tell me to fuck you? No, I

50:28

was showing you my middle finger. Yeah,

50:30

I'm just, I'm showing you my middle

50:33

finger. Yeah, I'm just, I'm showing you

50:35

my middle finger. Like, what the fuck

50:37

is that? Yeah, and I'm, I don't

50:39

know what, I don't get like, to

50:42

what end? To what end? I don't

50:44

know. To what end? I don't know.

50:46

To what end? I don't know. I'm

50:48

going. I'm going. I'm going to be

50:51

going. I'm going to be going to

50:53

be going to be going to be

50:55

going to be going to be going

50:57

to be going to be going to

50:59

be going to be going to be

51:02

going to be going to be going

51:04

to be going to. I'm going to

51:06

be going to be going to be

51:08

going to be going to be going

51:11

to be going to. I'm going to

51:13

be going to be going to be

51:15

going to be going to. I'm going

51:17

to be going to be going to

51:20

the movies and I want to see

51:22

like in I just I know Hollywood

51:24

gets it wrong so much and I'd

51:26

like I just like to see them

51:28

up and I love to see the

51:31

dresses and I want to just I

51:33

love it it does feel good when

51:35

a movie you like wins it's like

51:37

oh it feels like it's it's like

51:40

Do you feel, but you're also, your

51:42

taste gets validated. Yeah, well, but I

51:44

knew they were going to win when

51:46

I saw it. Yeah. My non-Barnier 2

51:49

was valid. The horror genre tea has

51:51

been like begging to get validated. And

51:53

I hopefully think that it will with

51:55

the substance. Maybe not. Because no, I

51:58

don't think there's been a horror film

52:00

that's ever won best. Silence of the

52:02

Lambs, is that a horror movie? I

52:04

don't think that's a horror movie. Psychological

52:06

thriller. Yeah, that movie doesn't scare me,

52:09

you know, but it is scary. Don't

52:11

you think? Not really. I don't think

52:13

it's scary. I don't think it's scary.

52:15

It didn't scare me. Okay. I mean,

52:18

it wouldn't give me nightmares. Right. Yeah.

52:20

Whereas like, hereditary scared me. That's a

52:22

horror movie. You know, totally. Okay. The

52:24

Baba Duke scared me. The Baba Duke

52:27

scared me. The Baba. That could have

52:29

won best picture. A national film. Or

52:31

was an international film. Was Australian. Yeah,

52:33

it's a it's an all-the. That's right.

52:35

Yeah, it's the only film. That was,

52:38

I feel like that was a perfect

52:40

movie. Smile scared me. Did you see

52:42

Smile too? No, is it great? It's

52:44

better than the first one. Really? Yes.

52:47

Naomi Scott, who is I think Australian

52:49

or British, she is so good in

52:51

this movie and like, she's a pop

52:53

star and they do such a good

52:56

job of making her a believable pop

52:58

star with like fierce outfits and actually

53:00

kind of like kind of like believable

53:02

pop songs. You know what I mean?

53:04

Because you can't, if you're making a

53:07

pop star, you have to make fake

53:09

pop music, which is so hard, because

53:11

it's like hard to make good music,

53:13

period. But they do it. I have

53:16

something to show you. Please. So Leland,

53:18

who writes music for Drag Race, sent

53:20

me this. This is so amazing. So

53:22

this is a real that is like,

53:25

these people, I'm going to say who

53:27

they are. Whenever I'm trying to look

53:29

for a video, I feel like dropped

53:31

a gorgeous when Brittany Murphy's like, Lady

53:34

Liberty keeps her flame burning bright. She's

53:36

trying to light the birthday cake on

53:38

the Barbie doll. It's fair. The birthday

53:40

candle. Hold on. Leland sent me this.

53:42

And it is the countiest thing I've

53:45

ever seen in my life. It is

53:47

every girl group challenge on RuPaul's drag

53:49

race. It is these two creators. Life

53:51

was hard in a small town. Come

53:54

on, my maroon, I'm gonna snatch the

53:56

crown. Slee, se, se, se, se, se,

53:58

yeah, I'm gay. Serving face, serving, serving,

54:00

serving, serving, serving, one. This is Amelia,

54:03

correct? I know, it is more musical,

54:05

way more musical. Way more musical. Vote.

54:07

Vote, you better vote, bitch. I don't

54:09

want it if it's not eight inches.

54:11

This is the first one who wraps

54:14

really fast and guess what? I'm wrapping

54:16

really fast and everyone's gonna see like,

54:18

oh my god, you wrapped so fast.

54:20

Mary had a little lamb, smack that

54:23

bitch, take her crown. I almost killed

54:25

myself, give me that crown. I had

54:27

a really tucked out of my house

54:29

at 13. Give me that crown. I

54:32

think Leland sent it to me and

54:34

I was like, they got you girl.

54:36

It's so funny. I'm from the South,

54:38

that was hard. I'm from the West,

54:41

that was hard. I'm from New York.

54:43

Hey, for you! Love it. It's so,

54:45

it's so, it's so... Love it. It's

54:47

so, it's so valid. I love it.

54:49

I think Leland sent it to me

54:52

and I was like, they got you

54:54

girl. It's so funny. It's cunty. It's

54:56

cunty. Words. Yeah, words, salad. Words. But

54:58

at least that had musicality unlike any

55:01

tune in the musical Amelia Perez. Why

55:03

do you think the Academy is is

55:05

pushing that movie so hard? Because they

55:07

think it's lip service to woke? Well,

55:10

I haven't seen any other movies nominated.

55:12

So I feel kind of like talking

55:14

on my ass, because I only saw

55:16

the one that's true. Yeah. I don't

55:18

know why. I don't know why. Because

55:21

I'm not a hater. When I sit

55:23

down and watch a movie, I don't

55:25

endeavor to hate it. I don't either.

55:27

I want to enjoy the experience. I

55:30

was rooting for you. We were all

55:32

rooting for you. So I was like,

55:34

wow, this is as bad as she

55:36

said. Because I, you tend to get

55:39

whipped up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This

55:41

is as bad as she said. Yeah.

55:43

That's OK. I don't know. I feel

55:45

like that's the straw. I mean, you

55:48

were in Hurricane Bianca too. Yeah, but

55:50

you know, unlike Amelia Perez, there were

55:52

actual enjoyable moments of Hurricane Bianca too

55:54

that were actually well directed. Seriously. You

55:56

don't let me finish. Oh, you're in

55:59

Hurricane Bianca too. Mm-I-I-I-I-I-I mean- Up. The

56:01

Academy kind of already shaded out, but

56:03

let's shove that movie back up the

56:05

butt hole, get it circulating back through

56:08

the digestive tract. Let's re-release. it in

56:10

theaters. Let's give it a theatrical release.

56:12

It never was in theaters, of course,

56:14

but you know, posthumous, posthumous theatrical release.

56:17

You should come out dead. No, come

56:19

out as gay. In the movie. Yes,

56:21

that would be AI, chat, gPT, generate.

56:23

That's the kicker with Amelia Perez, that

56:25

there's also chat, GPT, AI, use, it's

56:28

like, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum,

56:30

mum, mum, mum, Well, that's it. The

56:32

world is on fire, the entertainment sucks,

56:34

and everybody's got black mold in their

56:37

bathroom. It's bad. It's bad. It's bad.

56:39

It's bad. You know, the internet told

56:41

me that you gotta take breaks. You

56:43

know, you can't sit and doom scroll

56:46

the news. But then last night, I

56:48

had my Gabapentin and watched Fahrenheit 9-11.

56:50

Oh, that's not good. Followed by sicko.

56:52

Jesus. I was in my house rolling

56:54

around on the ground. So

56:58

then what you

57:00

go straight to

57:02

Fahrenheit 9-11 big

57:05

people little world.

57:07

Yeah, of course.

57:09

No, you get

57:11

to try to

57:14

meditate? Gotta try

57:16

to get for

57:18

your arthritis good

57:21

for everything. Bye.

57:23

Goodbye So,