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1:00

Babel. Welcome to another episode

1:02

of Best Show Best's

1:04

The Greatest Hits of the

1:06

Best Show with me, your host,

1:08

Tom Sharpling. If you like

1:11

what you're here, make sure

1:13

you join us every Tuesday

1:16

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1:18

p.m. Pacific for a brand

1:21

new episode of the Best

1:23

Show featuring callers, celebrity guests,

1:26

live music, and plenty of

1:28

surprises. Enjoy! I'm

1:31

gonna unveil a new segment

1:33

to the show now where we

1:35

uh... I guess it would

1:37

be considered like a prank in

1:40

the prank category

1:42

which we don't do a whole

1:44

lot here we do some of

1:47

the shock stuff the doc

1:49

shock things but uh... what

1:51

we're gonna do now actually

1:53

is a segment where we

1:55

prank phone call people

1:57

from the phone book

2:00

Who have famous last names?

2:03

They're famous names like People

2:05

have famous names like the

2:08

You know like the same

2:10

as an actor or a

2:13

athlete or something I pulled

2:15

a couple Names from the

2:18

phone book today. Let me

2:20

actually grab that one second

2:34

Okay, I wrote down

2:36

a couple we're going

2:38

to try You know

2:41

for our first call.

2:43

We'll have fun with

2:46

these people. I guess

2:48

you know We're gonna

2:50

try a guy His

2:53

name is Bruce Willis,

2:55

so this should be

3:03

We're calling a guy whose

3:06

name is... Briss Willis. Hello?

3:08

Can I speak to Bruce

3:11

Willis, please? Speaking. Hi, Bruce,

3:13

calling from WFMU Radio, and

3:16

you're on the air. How

3:18

are things going, Bruce? Well,

3:21

not too good, actually. Not

3:23

too good, huh? Yeah, I

3:25

yeah, so things aren't going

3:28

too good for Bruce Willis

3:30

right now No, I lost

3:33

my job yesterday And my

3:35

little daughter Janelle is Quite

3:38

sick. She's actually missed about

3:40

12 days of school So,

3:43

you know, she's way behind

3:45

and I'm not quite sure

3:48

if she can catch up

3:50

at this point. So it's

3:53

kind of stressful. Uh-huh sure

3:55

what's going on with that

3:58

well bruce willis uh... I

4:01

thought you might have some information

4:03

for us on something you're up

4:05

to, you know. What is Bruce

4:07

Willis up to these days? Well,

4:09

I've been walking to work. My

4:11

car died a couple days ago,

4:13

so I'm, you know, just kind

4:15

of hoofing it every day, you

4:18

know, getting the groceries and stuff

4:20

also on the way home. It's

4:22

been a tough week, and then

4:24

I just found out that, gosh,

4:26

we owe $5,000 in taxes, so...

4:29

You know, things are not looking

4:31

too good. For Bruce Willis. So

4:34

things in Bruce Willis's life right

4:36

now are not that good. Not

4:38

really, hey. Sorry to hear that

4:41

Bruce Willis. What can I do

4:43

for you? Your name again, Bruce

4:46

Willis. That's right. Oh, I'm calling

4:48

from the radio. We figured we

4:50

check in and see what was

4:53

up with Bruce Willis. Well, I

4:55

just told you what was going

4:58

on. Nothing else, exciting, no, uh...

5:00

movies or anything? Really can't afford

5:02

to go to movies. We're actually

5:05

watching 24 right now. That's uh...

5:07

We're trying to take our minds

5:10

off what's happening in real life,

5:12

you know. So... Well, Bruce Willis,

5:14

everybody on our phone right now.

5:17

It's exciting to have somebody... I

5:19

guess of your magnitude on the

5:22

phone with us. So, uh... What

5:24

can we look for in the

5:26

future from Bruce Willis? Uh, God,

5:29

I don't know, just try to

5:31

find a new job, I guess.

5:34

And, uh, somehow I guess I'll

5:36

borrow money from my wife's parents

5:38

for the, uh, those taxes, uh,

5:41

hopefully get, uh, Janelle back in

5:43

shape if she doesn't miss it

5:46

anymore school. And, you know, just

5:48

try to find a job. That's

5:50

basically where it stands right now.

5:53

You know, I got to... go

5:55

uh... okay i got it just

5:57

get off the phone right now

6:00

well thanks bruise willis for the

6:02

interview i appreciate giving us an

6:05

exclusive interview on w f m

6:07

you from the one and only

6:09

bruis willis here on the best

6:12

show on w f m u

6:14

hey bruis can i get you

6:17

uh... give us a little i

6:19

d maybe say something like bruis

6:21

willis wellis this is bruis willis

6:24

on the best show on w

6:26

fum u f m u Sure,

6:31

why me? Just uh... I

6:33

don't know, it would be

6:35

cool to get Bruce Willis

6:38

to do that. How about

6:40

it? Okay, what's the show

6:43

called? The Best Show? On

6:45

W-F-M-U. W-F-M-U. Yeah. Where is

6:48

that? It's in Jersey City,

6:50

New Jersey. Okay. Hey, this

6:52

is Bruce Willis, and you're

6:55

listening to The Best Show

6:57

on W-F-M-U in... Jersey City.

7:00

That's right, thanks Bruce. All

7:02

right, well I gotta go.

7:05

Bruce Willis everybody, thanks for

7:07

the interview. Bye. Bye. It's

7:09

kind of exciting. The one

7:12

and only Bruce Willis checking

7:14

in everybody. Back to the

7:17

open phones on Open Phone

7:19

Tuesday on the best show

7:22

on WFPU. You were on

7:24

the air. Tom? Yeah. Yeah,

7:26

this is Chris from Win.

7:29

From where? When? When? When?

7:31

What's when? Wayne? From Wayne?

7:34

Yeah. What's up in Wayne,

7:36

buddy? Uh, not that much.

7:39

Okay. Kind of boring down

7:41

here. Kind of boring? Yeah.

7:43

Nothing cool going on? Yeah.

7:46

There's like no punk shows

7:48

anywhere. Well, how old are

7:51

you, Chris? 13. And you're

7:53

a punk already? Like, who's

7:56

your favorite band? Like 182?

7:58

Uh, no, I don't like

8:01

them. They're too like... Because

8:03

they're like everyone else. They're

8:05

like cellouts, right? Not really,

8:08

they're just like everyone else.

8:10

They sound just like the

8:13

rest of the pack, right?

8:15

Exactly. Nothing different. What band

8:18

do you like? I like

8:20

System of Down. System of

8:22

It Down. You know song

8:25

I like by them? Oh,

8:27

no. The one that goes.

8:30

Wake up. Middididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididididid Chapter. You

8:32

want it to? Bring it

8:35

to. Bring it to, I

8:37

don't want it to. I

8:39

don't want to trust. Sing

8:42

it with me. In... Come

8:44

on. My... Self-righteous suicide. I...

8:47

No, keep going, come on.

8:49

I... Cry. Right? When angels

8:52

refuse to die. Nice. So

8:54

what else is going on

8:56

buddy? Well, I heard they're

8:59

gonna build me a skate

9:01

park near me. That'll be

9:04

cool. A new skate park?

9:06

Are you a skateboarder? Oh

9:09

yeah. Cool. What do you

9:11

do? What's the funniest trick

9:13

you can do on your

9:16

skateboard? I don't really consider

9:18

tricks funny. You know? Okay,

9:21

well what's the most fun

9:23

trip you can do a

9:26

trick you can do on

9:28

your skateboard? Anything I can

9:30

do. Like what trick? What's

9:33

the best trick you can

9:35

do? Can you do a

9:38

50-50? Yeah. You can? Yeah.

9:40

You can do a 50-50?

9:43

Yeah. Are you like Tony

9:45

Hawk? Maybe. Is he your

9:47

hero? No. Who is your

9:50

hero? Um, my

9:52

dad. Your dad is your

9:54

hero. Well, that's nice. What's

9:56

your dad do for a

9:59

living? Um. Just to children.

10:01

He what? He just chose

10:03

to. He's a, your dad's

10:05

a teacher. Oh, that's cool.

10:07

So, um, I think I

10:10

can give, you run for

10:12

a smoke. What? Give, Petey,

10:14

your phone's cracking up on

10:16

us, buddy. I think I

10:18

can give Petey a first

10:20

money. You think you can

10:23

give Petey a run for

10:25

his money? With what? Your

10:27

music? That, and I think,

10:29

uh... I can start Fan

10:31

Club about you. You want

10:34

to start a fan club

10:36

about me? Yeah. Do you

10:38

listen to the show every

10:40

week? Almost. Almost. Well, Petey

10:42

doesn't miss. Petey's not an

10:44

almost, my friend Young Chris.

10:47

Well, that's not fair. What's

10:49

not fair? I have obligations.

10:51

Yeah, you know what? Petey's

10:53

got his priority straight. This

10:55

sounds like an old-fashioned throwdown.

10:58

You're throwing down. It's you

11:00

versus Petey? Yeah. Is that

11:02

what you're saying? Yes. You

11:04

can take Petey down. Uh-huh.

11:06

How big are you? Five

11:09

foot two. You know how

11:11

big Petey is? No. Five

11:13

foot nine. Yeah, right. I

11:15

saw him. He's five foot

11:17

nine. You know what he

11:19

looks like? No. Vin diesel.

11:23

Like a young Vin Diesel

11:25

I look like a young

11:27

Harry Potter you do don't

11:29

you? Yeah, well you get

11:31

your face turned into hamburger

11:33

Okay, Petey just said on

11:35

the on the temporary chat.

11:37

I will destroy him Go

11:39

to the temporary. Are you

11:41

you have a computer in

11:43

your house? Yeah, but it's

11:46

not temporarily usable Why what

11:48

happened? It's like not it's

11:50

not working. It's not working.

11:52

Yeah, my dad broke it.

11:54

How do you break it

11:56

teaching kids? No I think

11:58

he just broke the computer.

12:00

Uh-huh. Well, young Chris, the

12:02

goal that has been thrown

12:04

down, and thanks for the

12:06

call, buddy. You're welcome. Bye.

12:08

Am I one of those

12:10

people? The special people? You

12:12

know what? Call back next

12:14

week. Oh, cool. Okay? You

12:16

have permission to call back

12:18

next week. Oh. Okay. Bye.

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in all states. It

14:00

is open phone Tuesday here on

14:02

the best show on WFMU. We

14:04

are taking your calls. FMU, you're

14:07

on the air. Hi, it's Bruce

14:09

Willis. Uh-huh. I know what you

14:11

were doing. You're making fun of

14:13

my name, weren't you? Um... No.

14:15

Yes you were. Admit it. Admit

14:18

what? Admit that you were making

14:20

fun of my name, that's why

14:22

you called me. You probably looked

14:24

me up in the book, didn't

14:26

you? No. Yes, you did? I

14:29

didn't. You jerk? I didn't do

14:31

that. Why'd you call me then?

14:33

Because I was just calling people

14:35

from the phone book, doing interviews

14:37

with them randomly. Oh. And he

14:40

just happened to call Bruce Willis.

14:42

Yes. Yeah, and the whole tone

14:44

of your voice. It just dawned

14:46

on me. It was just like...

14:48

And what does Bruce Willis have

14:51

going on? Any films? I get

14:53

it now. You think you're the

14:55

first idiot to do that to

14:57

me? You piece of filth. Well,

15:00

that was not the intent of

15:02

that, sir. Hey, you want to

15:04

make fun of my son Eddie

15:06

Willis? Who's that? He's my son

15:08

Eddie. He's also got the same

15:11

name as the, one of the

15:13

session guitarist from Motown back in

15:15

the 60s. You want to talk

15:17

to him and put him down,

15:19

too? No, I wasn't putting you

15:22

down or for him down. You're

15:24

a creep. I'm not a creep.

15:26

You're a piece of filth. I'm

15:28

not a piece of filth. I'm

15:30

not a piece of filth. I

15:33

don't preach to me now. What

15:35

do you have to say to

15:37

me now? What do you have

15:39

to say to Bruce Willis now,

15:42

you piece of junk? I apologize

15:44

if you misconstrued what I was

15:46

doing. Just trying to have fun

15:48

more than anything. Probably, hey, I'm

15:50

going to go in the phone

15:53

book and prank called this guy

15:55

with a famous name. I guarantee

15:57

you that's not what I said.

15:59

You didn't call Bert Reynolds, did

16:01

you? No. Yeah, I didn't think

16:04

so. Because we were not... Why

16:06

are you... Sir, I apologize. I

16:08

understand you're having a lot of

16:10

problems in your life, but... You

16:12

stay out of my life. No,

16:15

I apologize for why you, you

16:17

know, for why you could, I

16:19

obviously misconstru what I was doing,

16:21

which was just taking calls randomly.

16:23

We were calling people out randomly,

16:26

trying to see who... Really? Yeah.

16:28

Or some of the other names

16:30

you called. You were the first,

16:32

actually. Really. Uh-huh. Okay. That's quite

16:35

a coincidence, isn't it? What do

16:37

you mean? That the first name

16:39

you call happens to be the

16:41

same name as a famous actor.

16:43

Well, I apologize for that. Okay?

16:46

You know what? What? Apology, unaccepted.

16:48

Bruce? Bruce Willis? You're going to

16:50

get cut down, my friend. Bruce

16:52

Willis, I apologize. Don't think I

16:54

can't find where you're located right

16:57

now. or find where you live,

16:59

where your family lives. Why is

17:01

your back, son? Because you're going

17:03

to get cut down. I apologize

17:05

if you misconstrued what I was

17:08

doing. Like I said before, apology,

17:10

unacceptable. Okay. This is war. Is

17:12

it? You're going to get it.

17:14

Look out. Look out freak. You

17:17

piece of filth. I'm not a

17:19

piece of filth. I'm going to

17:21

cut you down. I'm not a

17:23

piece of filth, and I'm going

17:25

to use your t-shirt as toilet

17:28

paper. That is disgusting. Be warned,

17:30

and I am... I'm not a

17:32

piece of filth, and I don't

17:34

agree with you. You have problems

17:36

if you talk to somebody like

17:39

this. You have problems if you

17:41

come on and talk to someone

17:43

like this. You called me, you

17:45

instigated this. I was just calling

17:47

people randomly. You did not. You're

17:50

lying piece of filth, and you

17:52

belong in the filth can. The

17:54

self-care. Yeah, you heard me. What,

17:56

what, I heard you, but I

17:58

don't know what a fool is.

18:01

That's wrong with your corpse. Mike.

18:03

that's right gut you oh my

18:05

god get gutted look sir you're

18:07

gonna get ex-sanguinate what is that

18:10

you know what that mean no

18:12

that means I'm gonna drain all

18:14

your blood oh that's well Bruce

18:16

Willis I want to apologize for

18:18

I didn't realize Bruce Willis could

18:21

be this this temperamental you're going

18:23

to get it what do you

18:25

want to set of a movie

18:27

now say goodbye to that blood

18:29

Well, Bruce Willis, you have some

18:32

problems. Yeah, you. Uh, no, I

18:34

think you are the problem. Why

18:36

don't you want you? You're going

18:38

to be haunted. I'm going to

18:40

be haunted. Good. I'm going to

18:43

be on you forever. Never let

18:45

you rest ever. You're never going

18:47

to let me rest ever. Well,

18:49

Bruce, welcome to hell. You're the

18:52

jerk. Once you get off my

18:54

phone. How dare you talk to

18:56

me that way? We're

19:01

just trying to have some

19:03

fun on the radio. I

19:05

don't know why you have

19:08

to overreact like that So

19:10

open phone Tuesday here on

19:12

W FMU 201-200-9368 is the

19:14

number We are taking your

19:17

call here Matter, any of

19:19

these lines good to take?

19:21

Line three. Hello? F-M-U, you're

19:23

on the air. Hi, Tom.

19:26

Hi, who's this? This is

19:28

Sadington. Hey, Sadington, how are

19:30

you? Oh, right. Did you

19:33

send me your CD? Yeah,

19:35

buddy? No. You're not a

19:37

piece of filth. Thank you.

19:39

I know I'm not a

19:42

piece of filth. Gonna end

19:44

up in the filth can.

19:46

I didn't like the way

19:48

that guy talk. That spook

19:51

me out. Yeah, you've got

19:53

a bad temper. Well that

19:55

guys scary. So, uh, what

19:57

can I do for you

20:00

tonight, young Salington? Uh, I

20:02

don't know. I saw that

20:04

movie, The Ring? Yeah? You

20:07

know, big hype about that.

20:09

Oh, it was a scary

20:11

movie. You're scared now, aren't

20:13

you? I watched it. Yeah?

20:16

It wasn't scary. How much

20:18

did you cry during that

20:20

movie? I didn't cry. You

20:22

didn't cry? No. Did you

20:25

have an accident in your

20:27

shorts? Come on that final

20:29

moment, you weren't scared? That

20:31

wasn't scary. Did you see

20:34

it? Yeah, I saw it.

20:36

That wasn't scary. I saw

20:38

it in the theater, everyone

20:41

screamed. Really? Except me. That's

20:43

good. I just started weeping.

20:45

He's coming out of the

20:47

TV. No, I didn't do

20:50

that. I'm just kidding. Oh.

20:52

So Sadington? Sounds like you

20:54

don't have a whole lot

20:56

to say tonight. If

21:00

not you're going to

21:02

arm yourself when you

21:05

call up here, buddy.

21:08

Okay, I appreciate the

21:10

wringle, but we'll check

21:13

you on the flip-flop.

21:15

Okay. Okay. 201-209-368 is

21:18

the number. We are,

21:21

uh... This is the

21:23

best show on WFMU,

21:26

and it is open

21:28

phone Tuesday. We are

21:31

taking your calls. Give

21:34

a call 201-200-9368. Any

21:36

of these calls, okay?

21:39

FMU, you're on the

21:41

air. Hey man, it's

21:44

Bruce Willis again. Who?

21:46

Bruce Willis Willis? Bruce...

21:49

Yeah. I'm sorry about

21:52

that, man. What was

21:54

that about? I just

21:57

can't take it anymore.

22:00

I'm sorry, I really overreacted. You

22:02

can't take, uh, what, that's just

22:05

like, I guess you got a

22:07

lot going on with your kid

22:09

or something? Yeah, just bad, like

22:12

I said, the taxes and, um...

22:14

Well, you know, losing my job

22:16

in the car is just like

22:19

everything it wants. Oh man, I

22:21

know what that's like. We all

22:23

have had bad, uh, kind of

22:25

bad stretches, you know. I know,

22:28

I apologize for any of this

22:30

stuff that, you know, it was

22:32

not meant as a way to

22:35

provoke, you know what I mean?

22:37

I know, I overreacted, I mean,

22:39

we're just on the radio, we

22:42

just try to, you know, this

22:44

is a show where we just

22:46

try to have fun and try

22:49

to, you know, make people laugh

22:51

a little bit, maybe just kind

22:53

of, you know, people do a

22:56

nine to five days work, we're

22:58

just trying to have fun at

23:00

the end of the end of

23:02

the day. some laughter you know

23:05

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23:07

and they do the same thing

23:09

and sometimes I actually do get

23:12

a kick in of it but

23:14

it was just the wrong time

23:16

and I'm I'm sorry I really

23:19

I really overreacted I'm sorry well

23:21

I'm sorry I'm sorry I mean

23:23

you know what it was it

23:26

was done to have a little

23:28

fun with the name and then

23:30

but you know it was it

23:32

was not meant to be a

23:35

personal attack on you I know

23:37

And I'm really sorry about the

23:39

stuff in your life, it's just...

23:42

Thanks. That's terrible, and I just,

23:44

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I know where we're located?

25:42

Yeah, we're in Jersey City.

25:44

I'm a new bridge, um,

25:46

and then we could get

25:48

a beer sometime or something,

25:50

you know. Sure. Okay, that'd

25:53

be great. You seem like

25:55

you're okay. I'm sorry. Yeah,

25:57

yeah, I'm really sorry about

25:59

this. It's a misunderstanding, you

26:01

know, we were just calling

26:03

and... Again, don't, don't take

26:05

it personally, you know. I

26:08

know, I know, I know.

26:10

Okay, well I just wanted

26:12

to apologize and just say

26:14

that I, you know, I

26:16

overreacted, I know that it

26:18

was, it was a joke,

26:21

and, um, I'm sorry. That's

26:23

all right, buddy. Just, good

26:25

luck with all the stuff

26:27

you're dealing with. Thanks a

26:29

lot, okay. Okay. All right,

26:31

goodbye. Okay. That guy's on

26:33

some ride. 201-200-9368 is the

26:36

number. It is open phone

26:38

Tuesday. We're here on the

26:40

Best Show on WFLU. You're

26:42

on the air. What's up?

26:44

Nothing. Just kind of, you

26:46

know, listening and stuff. I

26:48

figured I'd call in with

26:51

a recommendation for laughter. Sure.

26:53

I know it's probably a

26:55

little bit more appropriate for

26:57

the Broadway show tomorrow night.

26:59

It's a book recommendation. Breakfast

27:01

champions by Kurt Bonnegut. I've

27:04

read it. You've read it?

27:06

Yes I have. I'm still,

27:08

I haven't even finished yet.

27:10

I'm still about 50 pages

27:12

away from the ending. But,

27:14

um... You want me to

27:16

ruin it for you? No.

27:19

You don't? Thank you though.

27:21

No, nothing's been ruined already.

27:23

So... What's been ruined for

27:25

you? stuff here and there

27:27

you know little things nothing

27:29

big life like or life

27:31

life has life been ruined

27:34

for you no definitely not

27:36

I like life now I

27:38

like life good yeah life's

27:40

good but uh... life sounds

27:42

like it likes you too

27:44

I hope so you seem

27:46

like a pretty good guy

27:49

what's your name again Paul

27:51

pheath and duke what's that

27:53

feast and duke? What what

27:55

I can understand what you're

27:57

saying? season-dew sir. I'm on

27:59

the message board a lot

28:02

Okay. Yeah, so other listeners

28:04

might be able to tell

28:06

who I am. Well, that's

28:08

cool. But yeah, when he

28:10

chimes in about, you know,

28:12

that alien species that communicates

28:14

through farts and tap dancing.

28:17

Yeah, well, get ready, buddy.

28:19

You're in the home stretch

28:21

of that book. You get

28:23

ready to get your mind

28:25

blowed. Yeah, I know. The

28:27

way Dwayne Hoover's about to

28:29

go insane. Hoover's about to

28:32

go insane, I've read. I'm

28:34

ready, I'm prepared. You're not

28:36

ready. Are you sitting down?

28:38

I'm sitting down and moving

28:40

at the same time. Well

28:42

then stand up, stand up,

28:44

here's, oh you're driving, okay.

28:47

Then focus on the road

28:49

buddy. Okay. Thanks for the

28:51

call. All right, take it

28:53

easy. Bye. What?

29:05

It's Bruce Willis!

29:08

Yeah? Bruce, calm

29:10

down. Oh, I

29:12

was thinking about

29:14

it. I don't

29:17

know what we

29:19

act at all.

29:21

I'm gonna smash

29:24

you! Calm down,

29:26

buddy. No, you

29:28

call down! Calm

29:30

down, buddy. Calm

29:33

down, buddy. Bruce,

29:36

please. You peace and

29:38

peace? Bruce, calm down.

29:40

Ah! I'm gonna chase

29:42

on your car apart!

29:44

What? I'm gonna chase

29:47

on your car apart!

29:49

I'm gonna come down

29:51

there! I'm gonna take

29:53

a chase on to

29:55

destroy your car! Take

29:57

it easy, Bruce. You're

29:59

out of control. You

30:01

sound like an animal.

30:03

I'm wrong! I'm going

30:06

to tear your face

30:08

off and stay put

30:10

to your ass! Take

30:12

it easy, Bruce. Bruce,

30:14

seriously. Calm down, buddy.

30:16

Take a deep breath.

30:18

I am! Take a

30:20

real deep breath. I

30:23

am! Calm down. There

30:25

you go. Common

30:30

down? I'm gonna make

30:32

you eat a lawnmower!

30:34

Make me eat a

30:36

lawnmower! Make me eat

30:38

a lawnmower! Make me

30:40

eat a lawnmower! Look

30:42

at me! Here I

30:44

come! Take it easy,

30:46

Bob. No, you take

30:48

it easy! No, you,

30:50

seriously! You mean! To

30:52

me! To me, then

30:54

it was a joke!

30:56

Why did you do

30:58

that? Because

31:05

I got caught up

31:08

in the moment and

31:10

I was a little

31:12

intimidated. You're a liar!

31:15

You're all wires! I'm

31:17

sorry! Here I come!

31:19

I'm sorry! Please, calm

31:22

down! I hope you're

31:24

okay! Are you in

31:26

the house alone? I'm

31:29

in the car! You're

31:31

in the car! I'm

31:33

coming to the Jersey

31:36

City! No! Yes I

31:38

am! Bruce, please! Turn

31:40

around, calm down! Calm

31:43

down! Calm down. You're

31:45

the one screaming like

31:48

an animal. I'm not

31:50

screaming at all! Oh,

31:52

calm down, please. I'm

31:55

coming! Here I come!

31:57

Oh. Oh my god.

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