0:00

Well, they're gearheads. This is is Haley You might

0:02

know me as as Tua, but I

0:04

like to be known as a a crypto Whatever

0:07

the hell that means. means. It's crazy. Crypto

0:09

is this thing where I just talked to

0:11

a few people, then they give me $20

0:13

million. me $20 You should definitely try it. Anyway,

0:15

you didn't come here to look at me.

0:17

You came for to look at me. You came for blind pooke Haley,

0:19

the do you need a green pooke. Hey, Haley, do

0:21

Oh, my God. Are you a monster? God. Are

0:23

you a monster. Go Go to blindmite .net

0:25

for all things all including you know what mic

0:27

to take a nap. I'll talk to

0:30

y 'all later. guy's time to I'm back. nap I'll people

0:32

are telling me I gave them rugs.

0:34

I don't have any rugs. What's with these

0:36

rugs? And now are telling A man that

0:38

can them in my I any time. I'll spit

0:40

anywhere he wants. with these

0:42

rugs and now your host a

0:44

man that can line dance in

0:47

my barn anytime? I'll spend

0:49

anywhere he Why don't

0:51

we start with Blind bike Uh, rest

0:53

in peace, Texas. He He insists

0:56

I'm a diehard Longwoods fan. I

0:58

I didn't even watch the

1:00

game. the game. You aren't? I was

1:02

a crazy game, though.

1:04

I always told him you were.

1:07

I mean I'm a, if you made me root for a you

1:09

made me would for a college team would

1:11

be have not guess, for but I first not

1:13

watched I thought the first three weeks I thought

1:15

Archie Manning was starting not watched not watched

1:17

a single game this year Now is that

1:20

because like a northeast thing where college

1:22

football doesn't matter and it's like the and it's

1:24

look cool look cool. I was a kid.

1:26

I Young uniforms. a I used them and I used

1:28

them in NCAA. I'm like I liked Rudy So I

1:30

guess I like Notre Dame. I guess I guess,

1:32

I even watched the freaking game. Uh, now you

1:34

nah, you seem you seem Everything's

1:36

okay with you. Yeah. Okay. Why wouldn't

1:38

it wouldn't it be all right? Just making

1:40

sure I don't want you to freak out freak out,

1:43

man. guy. guy? you talking you guy? about

1:45

that guy? on edge lately edge lately. Well, the

1:47

guy is... Because I have, I have something I I say, but

1:49

I need to say but I

1:51

don't need my I don't need you

1:53

down my throat Yeah, go You know So

1:55

go ahead so many youngsters Well, for those

1:57

that well, for those know, a couple weeks

2:00

ago. the OJeta drinking game, Craig

2:02

snapped at a patron, a

2:04

guy who had the gall

2:06

to say, hey gang, I

2:08

skipped surely show to be

2:10

here tonight. And Craig said,

2:12

oh, we'll even need you.

2:14

Just get out of here,

2:16

freak. We were like, OK,

2:18

easy, big fellow. I think

2:21

he was complimenting us. And

2:23

then last night, I see

2:25

a gentleman go, hey, fellas.

2:28

Noticing the patron hasn't been updated.

2:30

My paying for nothing here? He's

2:32

just kidding around. Because he hasn't

2:34

gotten an episode in a couple

2:37

weeks. Now my thought is, let's

2:39

help this man. Craig goes, shut

2:41

the fuck up. Essentially a loser.

2:43

Well, what happened? What's wrong? No,

2:45

the guy was being a rat.

2:48

He was trying to get me

2:50

in trouble. Good. He should. If

2:52

you're not uploading episodes, he should.

2:54

And guess what? I was. So

2:56

there's no reason to yell at

2:59

him. We have 10,000 subscribers now,

3:01

shout out, shout out. Yes, thank

3:03

you folks. If, if I wasn't

3:05

uploading stuff, don't you think some

3:08

of them would have said something?

3:10

That's YouTube. This is a patron

3:12

issue. We only have 1,000 on

3:14

Patriot. These guys protect you. I

3:16

guess still argument stands. Instead he's

3:19

like, hey Mike, is this idiot

3:21

not uploading? And he said, is

3:23

it me? He said, is it

3:25

me? Yeah, he said, I'll take,

3:27

I'm willing to take full responsibility

3:30

here, but I'm looking at patron,

3:32

I'm not seeing anything. And I

3:34

said, it's you. It's you. Refresh

3:36

your patron problem solved. I'm sure

3:38

it's not him, by the way.

3:41

I'm sure it's not his fault.

3:43

No. I was just matching energies.

3:45

Wow. The reason I asked, the

3:47

reason I tiptoe into the room

3:49

this morning is because I want

3:52

to make sure. If I could

3:54

just throw this out as a

3:56

rule to both you and Hackrod.

3:58

I'm sorry. Oh, no. Casey does.

4:00

mean, I want to put this

4:03

out to a rule for you

4:05

and Casey Day. How about everything

4:07

shown on the screen, played on

4:09

the show? How about we do

4:12

what I want? Instead

4:14

of what either of you two

4:16

want. Would that be okay? Of

4:18

course. Okay, Craig tells me I

4:20

so I didn't realize this I

4:23

guess when we play clips Casey

4:25

Day has a video like we'll

4:27

play a Steelto clip and Craig

4:30

will run by with a toddler

4:32

or something. I don't know that's

4:34

happening. I don't see very well.

4:36

Not while the clips playing. Yeah,

4:39

so I guess, so Craig just kind of casually

4:41

throws this out to me. I thought it was

4:43

funny. He goes, yeah, I told him he's not

4:45

allowed to do that anymore. Oh,

4:48

he's not! He did not

4:50

fucking say that! Oh, really!

4:52

I did not fucking say

4:54

that! Oh, how interesting! And

4:57

then Craig pontificates to me

4:59

how visual jokes are okay,

5:01

visual jokes aren't cool. So

5:03

how about just as a

5:05

rule going forward? And I

5:07

would say to Casey Day,

5:09

maybe when we're talking about

5:11

Andrew Schultz. I

5:14

would say maybe today when we're

5:16

talking about Andrew Schultz versus Kendra

5:18

Klamar, we don't need a visual

5:20

gag about sodomy that I don't

5:22

know about. So I would say

5:25

to both of you, on very

5:27

good show, you guys can debate

5:29

how visual jokes are so much

5:31

crueler than audio jokes, and on

5:33

Catch-22, they can show anal fisting.

5:35

And here, we do what I

5:37

want. Would that be cool with

5:40

everyone? I never

5:42

fucking said that. Does that seem

5:44

fair? It's now a good time

5:47

for me to put up the

5:49

very good show.org graphic. Well Craig

5:51

goes, yeah, the very good show

5:54

that or graphic he made has

5:56

babies. things I just won't stand

5:58

for. So I told him he's

6:01

not allowed. I said, I would

6:03

ask for it. I said, I

6:06

wouldn't use it. I would just

6:08

say, go to very good show.org.

6:10

Well, go to very good show.org.

6:13

They debate the philosophy of comedy

6:15

where. Now

6:18

you would say, like if you were

6:20

messaging someone and they poked fun at

6:22

you and you told them to end

6:24

their life, for example. I will say

6:26

that's like the fun is. You would

6:28

say that's probably over the line because

6:30

someone could screenshot that and send it

6:32

to me maybe. Did I say that?

6:34

That's probably not wise. I'm just asking.

6:37

No, I'm giving an example. Just a

6:39

totally random example. I will say that

6:41

was one of my, uh, like Andy

6:43

Mayo did that to somebody. I thought

6:45

it was very funny. He's

6:47

a real hoot. That's a great influence.

6:49

I didn't say I like everything. I

6:52

said, that was very funny. Yes. So,

6:54

uh, yeah. So, uh, just going forward,

6:56

and maybe I should have said this

6:59

in the past, going forward, we treat

7:01

this, let's all pretend it's my show.

7:03

And on your own shows, you can,

7:06

David Collins can promote himself all day,

7:08

do whatever you want on your own

7:10

shows. Is everyone, uh, all right with

7:12

that? I don't even know what's happening.

7:16

Yeah, interesting. Now I do, before

7:18

I want to get into my

7:20

friends at J37shop.com, but I have

7:22

to address this as well. In

7:24

prior weeks, I have intimated that

7:26

perhaps Joe from Virginia, our good

7:28

friend, one on the Harvard to

7:30

Grace Six, I have suggested he's

7:32

losing his mind because the deals

7:34

are so good. And I want

7:36

Craig to know, he's totally fine.

7:38

I hope you don't think that

7:40

was serious. He's okay mentally. He's

7:42

losing his whole store. That was

7:44

an audio joke, so you're all

7:46

right with it, I guess. Depends

7:48

on if you ask. If we

7:50

showed him in a straight jacket,

7:52

that would be over the line.

7:54

But me just saying he's mentally

7:57

ill, that's fine. did I do?

7:59

I just didn't want to use

8:01

the logo with children on it.

8:03

Oh, okay. Well, no, no, what

8:05

you did is you told Casey

8:07

he's not allowed. I never said

8:09

that. I just believe... Boss says

8:11

you're not allowed to do that.

8:13

He went in behind and, uh,

8:15

you know, he snuck into my

8:17

stream and added it. I thought

8:19

it was funny, but I was

8:21

like, I'm not going to use

8:23

that for promotion. Well, I'm just

8:25

saying. So J37 shop.com.

8:27

They don't mind if I tell some

8:29

audio or visual jokes at J37 shop.com.

8:32

What they care about is tremendous deals

8:34

for your Christmas savings. So you get

8:36

15%. This guy. has gone boncos. Now

8:39

I don't mean that literally of

8:41

course. He's a very sane man with

8:43

good solid deals and family values. So

8:45

if you go to j37shop.com and use

8:48

my name when they ask for the

8:50

code at checkout, my name is Blind

8:52

Mike for those of you that don't

8:55

know. This is called the Blind Mike

8:57

project. You would think if you looked

8:59

at my name, Blind Mike, and

9:01

then the title of the show, you

9:04

would think maybe he can choose what

9:06

goes on the screen. But

9:10

that's very confusing to a lot

9:12

of people. Except for those at

9:14

J37shop.com, where like I said, use

9:16

my name at checkout, save 15%.

9:18

You're asking yourself, Mike, you're rambling

9:20

on, what is J37shop.com? Well, they've

9:22

got all kinds of goodies, whether

9:24

it be electronics, video games, blue

9:26

rays, all kinds of stuff you

9:28

never knew you needed. And they

9:30

make a great Christmas gift, by

9:32

the way. If you're doing like

9:34

a Yankee swap or a Secret

9:36

Santa, you don't know what to

9:38

buy for this person. Pop over

9:40

to J37 shop. Pop over to

9:42

J37 shop.com. Pick something up for

9:44

this Christmas season. We appreciate our

9:46

pal Joe from Virginia supporting this

9:48

show. We appreciate you guys for

9:50

supporting J37 shop.com. So please keep

9:52

doing that. Joe's been very pleased.

9:54

So go get you Christmas gifts

9:56

and use my name, Blind Mike.

9:58

That's right. And go

10:01

to blind mic.net as well. Of

10:03

course. So much, this stuff centers

10:05

around blind mic. Casey and Craig

10:07

are making all the decisions. The

10:09

only thing I said was, I

10:11

don't want my website, literally. I've

10:13

been interested in these topics. Craig

10:15

said, this is what we're talking

10:17

about. Littered with infants. Craig said,

10:19

just so you know, I said,

10:21

I don't know, we've done Jeszlenec,

10:23

a bit much lately. Craig goes,

10:25

that's what we're starting with, all

10:27

right? Whether you like it or

10:29

not. I say, okay,

10:31

just a sheepish boy. So may we

10:34

start, boss? Yeah, sure. Okay. So, well,

10:36

I imagine this will have to be

10:38

the last time we're talking about Anthony

10:40

Jeslin, like, for a while, I would

10:43

think, right? I mean, he's kind of

10:45

nuked every possible show he could go

10:47

on. He's not going to keep coming

10:50

up. Well, Rogan should have him on,

10:52

but he said he won't do it

10:54

for some reason. But the Legion of

10:57

Skanks guys, who usually respond to stuff

10:59

like this, right in their wheelhouse, they

11:01

finally decided to get in the mix

11:04

with this anti-jizzelic stuff. Because for those

11:06

people who know, Jizzel Nick has trashed

11:08

them before. He retweeted a Seth Simon's

11:11

article. And then when Big Jay Oakerson

11:13

asked him about it, because I guess

11:15

Jay and Anthony were friends from back

11:18

of the day, and Jay asked him

11:20

about it, and I guess Anthony felt

11:22

kind of bad, and they went on

11:25

another podcast and was like, Yeah, I

11:27

didn't even read the article, I just

11:29

retweeted it. But he's like, you know,

11:32

those guys do deserve whatever they get

11:34

because they've had Alex Jones on, which

11:36

they haven't, but also like, who cares

11:39

if they did? So they've had a

11:41

weird relationship and this came up on

11:43

the Legion's skank yesterday and I thought,

11:46

this is how you handle something you

11:48

don't care for when you're on a

11:50

comedy podcast, Anthony. Anthony has tried to

11:53

lay down the rules of how comedy

11:55

should be done when it comes to

11:57

podcasting and you're not a real comic

11:59

if you do a podcast or if

12:02

you ever talk seriously. he's doing all

12:04

that while talking seriously on a bunch

12:06

of different podcasts. I think the Legion

12:09

of Skanks guys laid out the blueprint

12:11

for how you handle something like this.

12:13

I didn't know the story. Well, I

12:16

don't really know. I just, like, has

12:18

been going after everybody. Is he? Anthony,

12:20

just like, whoa. He does not, like,

12:23

is he going after edgy comedians? Or

12:25

does it just sound like he's going

12:27

in? Until he delivers his punchline. Which

12:30

is actually the opposite of what he

12:32

thought. Yeah, maybe nobody listened to the

12:34

second half of this interview, where he

12:37

switches. Anthony does not like any other

12:39

edgy comedians. Sam is the only edgy

12:41

comedian health care. Sam, I don't have

12:44

beef with, no. I have beef with

12:46

where I thought he was going. Until

12:49

that last line came around, and I

12:52

was like, I thought you loved your

12:54

grandma, but now it turns out you

12:56

murdered her. So, I mean, they're just

12:58

completely making fun of Anthony's style, but

13:00

then like, you could tell Muril is

13:02

a little uncomfortable because he's friends with

13:04

Anthony. So he kind of he's like,

13:06

what, do you guys have a problem

13:09

with him? And Lewis eventually goes, no,

13:11

we've admired Anthony, our entire careers, and

13:13

he hates us for some reason. And

13:15

not even a little bit, he hates

13:17

him a lot. Yes, he hates all,

13:19

and now you can tell you really

13:21

hates, particularly Hinchcliff, I would say even

13:23

more, Rogan. Yeah. But you know what?

13:26

The Hinchcliff comments were the one, like

13:28

I understand, he's like, this guy has

13:30

such an ego on him, and I

13:32

get it. But then Anthony tells you

13:34

how to do comedy. And Big Jay

13:36

actually had a good comparison where he's

13:38

like, I disagree with this

13:40

harshly, and I'll tell you why. It's

13:42

not even necessarily what he's saying. It's

13:45

the same philosophy I had when Hannah

13:47

Gatsby said you're not a comic if

13:49

you're not talking about your trauma. There

13:51

are people that think like, well, I

13:53

figured out how to do comedy correctly,

13:55

and everyone should be following my lead.

13:57

It's like, no, I mean, you could

13:59

say. is a shitty comedian. He's still

14:01

a comedian. You know what I mean?

14:03

Like, add whatever adjectives you want to

14:05

describe it, he's still a comic. So.

14:07

Is there a great episode of why

14:09

you're laughing about Karatop? There sure is.

14:11

We explain, we defend this great man

14:13

who's been spat upon his entire career.

14:15

So make sure you go watch that.

14:17

But the Legion of Skates guys continue.

14:21

Just by far. They're playing, uh, they're

14:23

playing Anthony's special. Which I hope we

14:25

don't get in trouble for. We probably

14:28

will, especially this early. But again, by

14:30

the way, his special was good. Of

14:32

course it was. Like, I mean, there

14:34

are some jokes where it's like, because

14:36

of his style, like the way Dave

14:38

pointed out, you're like, okay, they fell

14:40

a little flat. I don't think it's

14:42

as good as some of his others,

14:44

but it's very good. I was laughing

14:46

the whole time throughout, he has a

14:48

great norm story at the end. Even

14:50

the Rogan stuff was like kind of

14:52

funny. So like, if he did that,

14:54

that would be way, that Rogan joke

14:56

on its own would be way more

14:58

impactful than him going on Marin and

15:00

just whining about the state of comedy

15:02

for 40 minutes. And that's the cool

15:04

thing to do. You didn't know that's

15:06

right. This is from Bones and All

15:09

on Netflix. YouTube. You allowed the Legion

15:11

of Scanks guys to play it. Don't

15:13

take us down, please. What

15:15

do you think about cancel

15:17

culture? Does it make you

15:20

mad? Aren't you scared? What

15:22

do you think about cancel

15:25

culture? So let me be

15:27

clear. I don't give a

15:30

fuck about cancel culture. What

15:32

I am sick of are

15:35

comedians complaining about cancel culture.

15:37

It's not that hard. Do

15:40

your job. Hey, don't laugh

15:42

it. I'm sorry. Don't

15:46

you dare? Hold on! So

15:48

far I'm just enjoying it.

15:51

I know. I watch a

15:53

good special. It's very very

15:55

good. I bet. and the

15:58

evidence. I watch your special

16:00

and leave you in the

16:03

sky because it's great. Hey

16:07

Alex, she might stop showing funny

16:09

points in the special. The guys

16:11

were talking shit with the crowd

16:14

seem to love it. Yes. He's

16:16

such a good comic. Such a

16:18

good comic. Such a good comic.

16:21

Guys, you're really ruining our point

16:23

right now. We're gonna play his

16:25

comedy. I'm gonna end up laughing,

16:27

I bet. No, so I skipped

16:30

a little. There's only a couple

16:32

more jokes. They were good. They

16:34

were pretty good, dude. Isn't

16:37

it funny how Anthony puts on

16:39

this serious talk? And we played

16:41

from Marin, we played from his

16:43

podcast, but there's ones we missed.

16:45

The article they're quoting from, I

16:47

think he's being quoted on Tom

16:49

Papa's podcast, or maybe he did

16:51

an interview or something like. There's

16:54

at least four or five instances

16:56

where Anthony's going all over town,

16:58

trashing these guys in a serious

17:00

way. And being like, if you

17:02

have serious conversations, you're not a

17:04

comic. And he's doing it over

17:06

and over again. Now the guy,

17:08

some of the guys, he's calling

17:10

not comedians, are doing a hilarious

17:12

bit with Anthony's serious conversation. Don't

17:14

you see Anthony? The hypocrisy of

17:16

what you were doing? Maybe

17:19

he watched the same basketball tournament

17:21

we did and we're like, oh,

17:23

Big J. Yeah, right, he's only

17:25

seen that. And he's like, oh,

17:27

Big J. He's not a comic,

17:29

I don't know. But no, these

17:31

guys handled it beautifully. I think

17:33

there's another clip of them goofing

17:35

on him, right? Yeah. I like

17:37

Joe. Joe's my friend, Joe's a

17:39

good guy. But if you listen

17:41

to his podcast, you're a fucking

17:43

loser. My

17:49

brother-in-law is Joe Rogan's biggest fan.

17:51

Never misses an episode, doesn't think

17:53

four hours is long enough. brother-in-law

17:55

is Joe Rowe. He's killing me.

17:58

I know. My brother-in-law is a

18:00

conspiracy theorist. My crazy conspiracy theorist.

18:02

My brother-in-law refuses to become an

18:04

organ donor because he swears. And

18:06

if you get into an accident

18:09

and the paramedics see that you're

18:11

an organ donor, they won't try

18:13

to save your life. Because they

18:15

want to use your organs to

18:18

help someone else. It's insane. But

18:20

I can't argue with him. He's

18:22

a paramedic. Yeah, it's great. Yeah,

18:24

he's... Edit this all. Edit every

18:26

piece of this podcast right now.

18:29

This is ridiculous. We're trying to

18:31

trash Anthony Jeslemek for impacting Joe

18:33

and Tony. You're not understanding the

18:35

point. You can't do it with

18:38

the actual comedy. God damn it.

18:40

We should have fought this. We

18:42

should have fought this. We should

18:44

have fought this. We should have

18:46

fought this. We're just podcast fodder.

18:49

There was a middle part in

18:51

there where we would have gotten

18:53

at them, but you guys cut

18:55

all the punch lines together. That

18:58

works out pretty good. Maybe if

19:00

you guys weren't laughing so hard,

19:02

we could have heard the unfunny

19:04

parts. I think there's probably some

19:06

in there that sucks, right? I

19:09

think I agree with the audience.

19:11

It was so tight, the economy

19:13

of words was mesmerizing. We can't

19:15

wait for you to have Anthony

19:18

Jesleneck on the podcast. I'd love

19:20

to have him. That's

19:23

the thing, like all these guys

19:25

would have Anthony on to talk

19:27

about this. And he thinks he's

19:29

too good for it. Does he

19:31

say he hates us and all

19:34

of our friends? Like listen, Anthony

19:36

went on Marin and talked about

19:38

how like the mothership stinks, because

19:40

everyone there is just making trans

19:43

jokes. Have you watched the special?

19:45

No, not yet. Would you care

19:47

to guess what the opening joke

19:49

is about? Trans. It's crazy! And

19:51

it's a good joke! But it's

19:54

like... I don't get Anthony's thing

19:56

where he's like, I'm the only

19:58

way you can do comedy. These

20:00

guys aren't real comics. Meanwhile, they're

20:03

the ones having fun with it

20:05

and not taking themselves so seriously.

20:07

So I think that might be

20:09

the problem when you play a

20:11

character of this arrogant guy. It's

20:14

almost like we talked about with

20:16

dice, where like, dice to some

20:18

extent became, Andrew Silverstein became dice,

20:20

you know? Dice is a fun

20:23

loving, silly character. So for a

20:25

comedian, that's not necessarily a bad

20:27

thing. For Anthony, it is. If

20:29

you're becoming this egotistical, egotistical, kind

20:31

of self-indulgent maniac, that's not a

20:34

good thing for comedy necessary. Now,

20:36

again, I can't criticize it because

20:38

a special is very good. As

20:40

you heard there. So, still check

20:43

out Bones and all. Just don't

20:45

listen to Anthony on podcast because

20:47

it'll bum you out. We have

20:49

one more clip. Yeah, so they

20:51

eventually get into the actual discussion.

20:54

And this is Dave making a

20:56

good point about cancel culture where

20:58

Anthony has always been safe because

21:00

of reasons we've talked about in

21:03

prior weeks where and even like

21:05

what Dave was suggesting before where

21:07

it's like. We thought he loved

21:09

his grandma, but it turns out

21:11

he murdered her. There is no

21:14

grandmother that he's not talking about

21:16

a real person, you know? I'm

21:18

sure he's a grandmother, but that's

21:20

not who he's talking about in

21:23

that joke. So there are no

21:25

stakes in Anthony's comedy, therefore he

21:27

can't really get canceled. He does,

21:29

I think Lewis might bring it

21:31

up here, but he did have

21:34

an issue on his show. It

21:37

was either the shark joke or the

21:39

Boston bomber controversy. I forget what exactly

21:41

like kind of got him into trouble.

21:43

Oh, it was the Boston bombing joke?

21:45

I thought it was. They bring up

21:47

the shark incident. Like he made some

21:50

of the the shark party joke he

21:52

made or something. I could have sworn

21:54

his show got canceled after the Boston

21:56

bombing joke. Well, it's funny you say

21:58

that. That gets brought up in this

22:00

very clip. Dave makes a good point

22:02

here and then Steve Ren is easy

22:04

champs in. I shouldn't. I'm

22:08

saying with Anthony, when he goes, I hate

22:10

these guys bitching about cancel culture. There is

22:12

a little bit of a thing where it's

22:15

like, look dude, at every phase you were

22:17

at, the offensive jokes, which he had some

22:19

wildly offensive jokes. Your ones never really caught

22:21

the eye of like, so it's easy when

22:24

you get through to go, yeah, these other

22:26

guys should have just gotten through. But I

22:28

guarantee you, if one of fucking Jeselnext jokes

22:30

jokes ever was like, they were like, hey,

22:32

we should ruin this guy's life. Because he

22:35

had a fucking joke about a day. He

22:37

wants a show. Didn't he lose a show

22:39

because of the Boston bombing joke? No, I

22:41

thought it was just ratings. No, it was

22:44

a sharp joke he did. I'm not, no,

22:46

no, no, I don't mean, I, no, I'm

22:48

out. I do not mean him. But you

22:50

can tell, you can tell Steve's friends with

22:53

Anthony, and he's like, oh shit. He can

22:55

tell he's like, I can't offend anybody at

22:57

all ever anymore, ever anymore. He's

22:59

like, remember, he's very good at

23:01

joking about the 9-11 thing, by

23:04

the way. Yeah, oh, is he?

23:06

Yeah, he's very good with it.

23:08

All I- Even in this episode,

23:10

he makes a joke about it.

23:12

Oh, okay, because I remember he

23:14

stupidly went on that roast battle

23:17

and thought no one was gonna

23:19

bring it up. It was Sam.

23:21

Oh yeah, it really enjoys what

23:23

Steve was saying here. I'm

23:27

serious. No, no,

23:29

no. That was

23:32

funny. I'll take

23:34

it. Lead us

23:36

to the promise

23:39

land, our new

23:41

leader. The

23:44

crowd was very funny in this. They

23:46

knew exactly where to go. They knew

23:49

a laugh at Anthony. They were a

23:51

very good part of this. Yeah. But

23:53

yeah, I think it's amazing. Just go

23:55

back to our two segments. Go back

23:58

to last week when we talked about

24:00

Jeslem. Mark Maren, and then come back

24:02

to this segment and tell us which

24:04

the comedians are. You know what I

24:07

mean? Like, is it the Legion of

24:09

Skanks guys and how they handle it?

24:11

Or is it Mark Maren and Anthony

24:13

Jeslemek, bitching about how comedy will never

24:16

recover from Joe Rogan interviewing Donald Trump?

24:18

And what it shows you is like,

24:20

comedians can be multiple things. They can

24:22

have a serious conversation about canceled culture

24:25

or whatever. Again, like, you want to

24:27

say Rogan's a shitty comic? go for

24:29

it. He's a comic. He's been doing

24:31

it for 30 years. Yes. You know,

24:34

like and he puts effort into it,

24:36

whether you think he's terrible or great

24:38

or somewhere in the middle. Like he

24:40

does put effort into it. He's not

24:43

a guy that just rides on his

24:45

name and shows up at headlining weekends.

24:47

Like he does put work into it.

24:49

So you can say he's a terrible

24:52

comic, but he is a comic. You

24:54

know, and there's like This

24:56

idea that everyone respects Joe Rogan, go

24:58

look at podcast cringe. Look at his.

25:01

Oh, does he hate him in the

25:03

250 comedy assassins? If you think every

25:05

comedy fan loves Joe Rogan and admires

25:07

his work, go to podcast cringes channel

25:10

and look at the amount of views

25:12

those things get. That's the other thing

25:14

is like, I get caught, like, I've

25:16

gotten comments on these Jeslinic videos, people

25:18

that don't know the show, they just

25:21

find the video and are like, oh,

25:23

this is hilarious on so many levels.

25:25

Like, this guy is dick riding Rogan

25:27

so we can get on the show

25:29

someday. Yeah, I think Rogan's gonna click

25:32

on this video with 2,000 views and

25:34

be like, you know what, this guy

25:36

defended me, I'm gonna have him on.

25:38

You should come on. So

25:42

go look at the videos we've made

25:44

about Rogan. He doesn't get, he doesn't

25:46

get jokes. Like the shit he's done

25:48

with Mark Norman and I forget who

25:50

else he had on that we need

25:52

fun of. Anybody? The Yovan, the Yovan,

25:54

the Yovan. Like, it's crazy. We've pointed

25:56

it out so many times. you

25:58

defend them once

26:00

and people are people are like,

26:02

yeah, I guess you you this guy. Wow, you

26:04

you have a change of opinion sometimes

26:06

it's not locked into one thing and blah,

26:08

blah. blah. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, and that's

26:10

the shame of it is that like is a

26:13

guy that a guy that had Trump on had Trump on, he's

26:15

not a comedian And if he if

26:17

he had on, it would have been no

26:19

big deal. no The evidence of that is

26:21

that he talked with that he talked who seriously

26:23

interviewed Obama and used to do a

26:25

serious political radio show political he considers him

26:27

a he So him a comic. So think puts to

26:29

rest the Anthony Jezelnut coverage for a little

26:31

while, I imagine. It

26:33

has to be to be. Right? Yeah.

26:36

Yes, no No other shows to

26:38

go on Where else Where

26:40

he does he He's gonna do

26:42

Rogan this week and we'll

26:44

have to talk about him

26:46

again But gonna do roga this week. And

26:48

we'll have to talk about him again. But yeah. So.

26:51

We've got some super chats here. here.

26:53

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27:01

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you. Oh! mother, five we'll

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get to the Beggymaster. off the

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we'll get to maybe the

27:44

origin story. you. Oh, we'll get

27:46

to the Beggymaster. I have

27:48

some thoughts about everyone. I have

27:50

some thoughts about everyone. Put it

27:52

this way, we're gonna do a we're segment a

27:54

I think everyone will be doing the

27:56

rest of the week. everyone will be doing the rest of the

27:59

week. Oh yeah. Yep. two

28:01

bucks Craig is back what a

28:03

time to be alive all hell

28:06

this is very exciting yeah I'm

28:08

not reading that why this slurs

28:10

in it boxing tell me these

28:13

things don't say I'm deciding we're

28:15

not reading it tell me saying

28:17

that is me going how do

28:20

I read this and not get

28:22

in trouble I don't realize you're

28:24

very nuanced. Okay, here we go,

28:27

here we go. Box eating God,

28:29

five bucks. Craig looks like Shane

28:32

Gillis word that got him in

28:34

trouble, version of Harlan's, uh, Berman

28:36

this morning. Harlan Berman, no idea.

28:39

Harlan Berman, I don't know that

28:41

name. Fox eating Dad, that's a

28:43

guy who gets me. You know?

28:46

You guys doing a morning show

28:48

or something? I wish. Uh,

28:51

Don-huh. Don-fried chicken, five bucks. My

28:53

daughter said you made- Okay. My

28:55

daughter said you made her kiss

28:58

her trouser reindeers, red-nosed, till the

29:00

eggnog came out. Yeah. To be

29:02

clear, that's much better than a

29:05

visual- Those are acceptable. Well, they

29:07

pay. As long as you don't

29:09

put an emoji of a baby

29:12

in there, then it's fine. I

29:14

was like, I'm just not gonna

29:16

use it, it's all. Fun, okay,

29:19

member for five months. Thank you,

29:21

buddy. Boycott, T.S.N. in their stolen

29:24

idea, support the demon instead. Oh

29:26

yeah, did you hear about this?

29:28

No. I have no, I have

29:31

no beef with Julie. People, like,

29:33

say, ripped off WATP. I think,

29:35

like, he would say that. That's

29:38

not that big a deal, whatever.

29:40

I don't think he's a terrible

29:42

guy because of that or anything.

29:45

But like, that's the kind of

29:48

a narrative on him? Is that

29:50

like he's stolen the things that

29:52

he does? Right, right, right. Like

29:54

the Uncle Rico show and all

29:57

that stuff? Yeah. He's, he's doing

29:59

a weekly show. No, no, no

30:01

way. you, well, keep going? No,

30:04

this is an idea you haven't

30:06

heard before. He's, uh, well, dare

30:08

I say, Eric the Midget has

30:11

been dead for some time. Stop

30:13

it. And he's sort of unboxing,

30:15

Eric. Are you fucking kidding me?

30:18

Carl tell me that the other night

30:20

I found it very fun. Now, I

30:23

will say like, surely, like, dealt with

30:25

Eric the Midget a lot and knew

30:27

him very well. Like, trial, like, that's

30:30

totally in his wheelhouse to do as

30:32

a show. So join the established program,

30:34

man. It's just funny, like, he knows

30:37

hack ride. Yes. It's just funny that

30:39

without, I assume, without talking, maybe you

30:41

talked to hack ride, I have no

30:44

idea. But it's very funny. Electres

30:47

in the chat, Electra, are

30:49

we going to war over

30:52

this or what? I ride,

30:54

I'm a hack rider. I

30:57

am too. Yeah. That's horseshit.

30:59

That's crazy. Oh my God.

31:02

Unless you talk to Casey

31:04

Day, then. Yeah, someone needs

31:07

to specify on that one

31:09

for sure. Let us know

31:12

because that is very funny.

31:14

That's crazy. Yeah. Domino. History

31:17

comedy pot. Why are you

31:19

giggling? Wow. Like stunned me.

31:22

Dominic. I mean, like I

31:24

said, it is. If

31:27

you just found the two guys out

31:29

in the world, it would make more

31:31

sense that Julie is doing that show

31:33

than Casey's been doing it for months.

31:35

It's almost like the entire thing's been

31:37

done for him and he's just gonna

31:39

redo it as him. Yeah. Dominic, two

31:41

bucks. Mike, when is it my turn

31:43

to run your channel? Well,

31:46

whenever, you know, whenever Craig's sick

31:48

of it, you get to, you

31:51

get to turn. Oh, I mean,

31:53

Elektra's in line in front of

31:55

Dom, I think. Elektra gets a

31:58

crack at it and then Dom.

32:00

Yeah. And Chef Lewis. Yeah. Now,

32:02

Chef Lewis is. Luce's is borderline

32:05

dead to us, I think. He's

32:07

getting there. He's getting there. We'll

32:10

see what Tuesday brings. Yeah. That'll

32:12

be like three weeks in a

32:14

row. He's gone. I know, I

32:17

know. Patrick Ford, go away. Good

32:19

morning to everyone except for a

32:21

mud shark. Jesus Christ. He needs

32:24

help. He's a family. He does.

32:26

A newborn. And lastly we have

32:28

icon buckets two bucks. I support

32:31

Craig You see what they were

32:33

wearing That's fair It's a fair

32:35

question that I didn't bring up

32:38

Maybe in tight maybe the photos

32:40

enticed him and that's why I

32:42

couldn't have him on the screen

32:45

There is a unboxing Eric tonight

32:47

like a real one on hackrads

32:50

channel No, I'll be watching Shooley's

32:52

yeah, we gotta go watch the

32:54

the good one just

32:57

let us know what to do.

32:59

Yeah, I don't know where to

33:01

stand on it. Yeah, Elektra doesn't

33:04

like it. She says, I feel

33:06

a certain way about it. Dot,

33:09

dot, dot, dot. You go, go

33:11

off girl. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,

33:13

that's fucking crazy. Where hack riders

33:16

just let us know what to

33:18

do. Yeah, I don't know where

33:20

to stand on it, but I'll

33:23

get the VGB on this. Now

33:27

I want to talk about a man.

33:29

We talked about him on why you

33:31

laughing this week. I didn't expect to

33:33

talk about him on this show, because

33:35

I kind of thought he passed away

33:37

in radio terms. the great Ron Bennington

33:39

who I love very much but like

33:42

his new show is kind of like

33:44

just faded away even like on Tuesdays

33:46

with stories Joe list will reference Ron

33:48

Bennington a lot like I think Ron

33:50

hosted something for Joe's movie or something

33:52

and every time Ron's name comes up

33:54

Norman goes he's still alive which is

33:56

very funny to me because It's unfortunately

33:58

true. They're like, no one even knows

34:00

that radio show is still on. And

34:03

when I've heard Ron, he sounded older

34:05

in the past, so I thought like

34:07

maybe he was just drifting away. And

34:09

then I watched because he was on

34:11

sword fight with Jim and Nikki Norton.

34:13

and I said, oh, Ron is back

34:15

in his element. The man thrives because

34:17

he is still a carnival barker at

34:19

heart. And when he sees a character,

34:22

he knows that a pull of the

34:24

marionette string. So I thought this was

34:26

great. Him with Jimmy and his wife.

34:28

I like Nicki Norton. I like the

34:30

show they do together. I was a

34:32

little worried about Jim at first. Remember

34:34

we played a clip like last year?

34:36

Yeah, and he was like. acting fake

34:38

or weird? It seemed like he was

34:40

doing like a bravo show or something.

34:43

Yeah. So I was a little worried

34:45

about him. He got it, he figured

34:47

it out, he's gotten it together, where

34:49

they do a show, they're a married

34:51

couple, but like they bitch about each

34:53

other and he makes fun of her.

34:55

She's, you forget she's from another country

34:57

because her English is so good? So

34:59

she'll say stuff that sounds very dumb

35:01

and he's good at making fun of

35:04

her and all that. So I kind

35:06

of like their show together. I thought

35:08

they did a good job with Kumiya

35:10

a couple weeks ago and Ron Bennington

35:12

was now on. So I checked it

35:14

out and Ronnie B's still got his

35:16

fastball when he wants to whip it

35:18

out. DNA well my

35:20

grandmother does a lot of DNA

35:23

I'm 100% Norwegian I bet you

35:25

are and her grandmother was a

35:27

witch she was burned on the

35:30

fire my great great great great

35:32

great grandmother now burn a lot

35:34

are you do you connect with

35:37

the Wicken? Oh, all of these

35:39

Nordic roots. Yes. Oh, yes. My

35:41

wife is a witch and she

35:44

practices all of that and My

35:46

daughter is too, but you know,

35:48

they're a witchcraft. Yeah, are they

35:51

really? Yeah, both of them are

35:53

witches and But more of probably

35:55

the Italian background, but she connects

35:58

the Celtic she connects to part

36:01

of the world too, because that

36:03

was all the religion before. I

36:05

mean, all that stuff is older

36:07

than Christianity. What do witches do?

36:10

Exactly. But they kind of live

36:12

with the seasons, they go to,

36:14

you know, nature first, right? Very

36:17

similar countries. Scotland, Ireland, Norway, all

36:19

that. But it's not like black

36:21

magic shit, it's different than that,

36:23

the witch stuff. Sure. Because that's

36:26

what you need to hear for.

36:31

Ron so seamlessly is like, all

36:33

right, I'm gonna play along with

36:35

this. My wife's a witch. Some

36:38

Italian. So, so you need to

36:40

hear. So he's like, so he

36:42

goes to the rest of this

36:44

interview and I think he sees

36:47

the dynamic. This is what great

36:49

radio instincts around Bennington has. He

36:51

knows the dynamic between Jim and

36:54

Nikki where Norton says this all

36:56

the time. Nicki, Jim essentially married

36:58

Chip. She is chip chipper

37:00

said, like she doesn't pick up on

37:03

a lot of jokes and kind of

37:05

says, kind of dumb stuff a lot.

37:07

And Ron picks up on that and

37:09

says, I imagine most guests would probably

37:11

pile on her with Jim. I'll do

37:13

the exact opposite and talk about how

37:16

I'm totally getting, I'm totally picking up

37:18

what she is putting down. Ron

37:21

also, another example of what a great interviewer

37:23

is, is like, he now takes over from

37:25

here. Oh yeah. He's interviewing them about their

37:28

marriage. Probably fun for him. So you go

37:30

back how many generations with knowing that they

37:32

were witches? Oh this is like many generations.

37:34

Right. Like my grandmother wasn't a witch. Or

37:36

my great-grandmother wasn't a witch. She was a

37:38

psychic though. No, so you have to go

37:41

back further because they got pulled out of

37:43

it from modern times. I think this is

37:45

like in the 1600s, or is it, maybe

37:47

even in the 1300s, or is it? Like,

37:49

I'm gonna circle back to that later. I'm

37:51

not. not gonna apt shocked that just

37:54

said I'm a psychic

37:56

I'm a psychic, but he's like, he's like,

37:58

like he's like I'm

38:00

gonna stick on the

38:02

witch stuff and we'll

38:04

circle back to circle back

38:07

to the psychic stuff what a

38:09

pro is what a pro is.

38:11

Yeah. There wasn't a witch. a psychic psychic

38:13

though. No, so so you have to go

38:15

back further because they got got pulled out

38:17

of it modern times. I think in the like in

38:19

the 1600s or maybe even in the 1300s. I don't

38:21

don't know. long long ago. And probably

38:23

even back before that it's just

38:26

places you can't even trace it. But

38:28

if you saw pictures if photo albums

38:30

at home with my family and

38:32

my great and home houses, you would get

38:34

my you respect it you you get that

38:37

this is like the real

38:39

and real thing, yeah. that this

38:41

woods. real deal. Yeah. I don't believe the

38:43

psyche stuff. I just stuff, I just

38:45

don't know. Nor were have a little

38:47

bit of little don't You

38:49

don't. Give me a psychic thing

38:51

that you've had before. Oh my

38:53

God. Bennington, just steam rolls, and

38:56

Norman goes, you don't? And you don't. And

38:58

Ron goes, me an an exit. Come on,

39:00

let's go, let's hear it. I

39:02

know you've got some. got some. We need to

39:04

need to get Bennington back with a

39:06

with a broadcaster. I like, we talked to, uh,

39:08

Tuki to and this might have it off this

39:10

might have been all fair we

39:12

were talking about it, but he's

39:14

like just I think kind

39:16

of establish kind of daughter as a daughter as

39:18

a broadcaster. So she had a career when

39:20

he left like, he's He's being a good dad,

39:22

basically. but not a great a

39:24

great broadcaster necessarily. This is This

39:27

is who we needed to be with. with. People he

39:29

can. puppet

39:31

master know, yeah he's always been a a

39:33

barker That's what made him so great

39:35

with Fez what this is what he needed

39:37

is like just picking is what something in

39:39

their marriage just you know they bicker

39:41

about at something Thank you. Bye. Bye. their marriage that

39:43

you know they in one of his jokes. This

39:45

is the funniest thing. So when I was

39:47

is the was at this rehab I

39:49

my dad went to rehab and I was

39:51

I visited him there at the rehab dad went

39:53

there was this lady there I as a nine

39:55

-year -old I had this weird memory of this

39:58

lady, but I don't know there was this crazy there

40:00

I was with my friend, this

40:02

was like when I was 16,

40:04

and I went to her, when

40:06

we went to school together, so

40:08

we went to, I don't know

40:10

what that, to her apartment, like

40:12

her dorm or college place or

40:14

whatever. And out of the blue,

40:16

I just started talking about this

40:18

lady that I sought the rehab

40:20

facility when I was nine. and

40:23

for no reason. Like I had

40:25

no point, there was no point

40:27

and literally asked and talking about

40:29

that and I lose track of

40:31

my thought. I look behind me

40:33

and she's right there. I'm not

40:35

even joking. I literally got these

40:37

from shivers and I told my

40:39

friend that's her. And she was

40:41

all confused and she's like what?

40:43

That's the lady from the rehab

40:45

facility. It was like a reverse

40:47

deja vu. Wow, it's crazy. Yeah.

40:49

It's not crazy. Here's the thing.

40:52

No, no, no. It's true story.

40:54

You can look into Nikki's eyes

40:56

and not only see that it's

40:58

true, but you can also look

41:00

into her eyes and see the

41:02

past that she's talking about. Here's

41:04

the thing about. She keeps the

41:06

past right here. You know what

41:08

I mean? She carries those souls

41:10

with her. I do. You can

41:12

see that. It's true. I don't

41:14

see you. Norin knows exactly what

41:16

he's doing. Oh yeah. Yeah. And

41:18

meanwhile, Nikki's calling out. Yeah. Meanwhile,

41:21

Nikki's like, oh my God, thank

41:23

you. She's like, for the first

41:25

time in my life, I've connected

41:27

with someone who gets me. First

41:29

time I'm being heard. Thank you

41:31

so much, Ron Benington. And Norin's

41:33

like, yeah, I know what you're

41:35

doing. He's son of a bitch.

41:37

Yeah, uh-huh. But that's a bit

41:39

laughed at that. Yeah, that's how

41:41

good is delivery and timing is

41:43

with that stuff. Yeah. That with

41:45

you Jim. Yeah, this is the

41:47

next clip here. He goes, I'm

41:50

not seeing that with you Jim.

41:52

We talked over a little bit.

41:54

Yeah. See, I'm not picking up

41:56

on the same spirits with you

41:58

Jim. He's

42:00

perfect and there's more

42:02

personal things that I

42:04

could say certain dates

42:06

like You know, I

42:09

was born on 28

42:11

of June 1997 my

42:13

great -grandmother died 28 of

42:15

June 1998 and my

42:17

cousin was born 28

42:19

of June 1996 So

42:22

there's three All right there

42:24

in that time and my grandfather

42:26

passed away on 27th of

42:28

June But if you look at

42:30

that in the time zone

42:32

in China Jim's

42:36

face was just utter disgust I'll

42:38

give I'll give her credit. She does

42:40

laugh. I think she knows it

42:42

is a little ridiculous Yeah, but she's

42:44

definitely believing it. Oh, yeah 20

42:46

a the fucking June. Wow. Tell me.

42:48

It's not weird It's very weird.

42:50

How do you been to China many

42:52

times? I'm just saying the time

42:54

So do you just pick up time

42:57

zone just because it's time zone

42:59

in Norway That doesn't make same portal.

43:01

But yes, it's the same moment

43:03

time right in China I get goosebumps

43:05

just from talking about it I

43:07

like goosebumps right now, but you don't

43:09

tell me you're not picking up

43:11

on this. I'll be honest. I'm devoid

43:13

of goosebumps I didn't have can

43:15

you tell this to your family or

43:17

witches to because they will understand

43:19

It was just good to see that

43:21

Jim to where like I don't

43:23

listen to Jim and Sam anymore at

43:25

all really Like it's good to

43:27

hear Norton still the way he like

43:29

it Bennington and Norton It was

43:31

this was very nostalgic for me. Yeah,

43:33

them interact like this. Yeah I'm

43:36

devoid of goosebumps Love

43:38

Ron Bennington. Well, don't blame

43:40

you You and I

43:42

connect in a way I don't think

43:45

Jimmy connects with either one of us kind

43:47

of have the same eyes. Are you

43:49

German or Irish? I I'm a lot of

43:51

those things Bennington

43:53

stole Norton's wife where

44:00

or whatever. If Bennington was would just start sending he

44:02

in the middle of the night that

44:04

Jim definitely sees. in the are very funny.

44:06

the night that there was something they were

44:08

talking about. They are very funny like um there I

44:10

think it comes up in one of these were She was

44:12

talking about Oh wanting to get a little I think it

44:14

comes up something like that? Of course. She

44:17

was goes, how big a like

44:19

do you wanna still look

44:21

like? a little teacup dog or something like that?

44:23

Of course. And Norton goes how big a homos do

44:25

good with us to look like? I

44:28

thought when I said, I said I I like he

44:30

was doing like a was show on a bravo show on

44:32

was worried, was he's figured You out. what I know what

44:34

I mean? Like he knows how to play around

44:36

with it. Well, I think that was the

44:38

initial plan the to get something like that. get

44:40

something like that when they first launched. I

44:43

think that would be a mistake, But

44:45

I don't know unless he did like when he

44:47

was he was on ghost hunter show, you

44:49

ever see that? see that? Yes, he he

44:51

did, uh, Yeah, he just he just made up the whole

44:53

he just made up the whole story.

44:55

If he did that, but Bravo somehow pulled

44:57

the wool over everyone. over everyone. Right.

44:59

would be fun and it is it

45:01

is interesting like it is interesting like Norton

45:03

is the first like like, as far as like

45:06

trans as far as, like, the

45:08

trans community, Norton is a

45:10

trailblazer. He doesn't get credit for

45:12

that, because people would see

45:14

him. see him. Well, we just

45:16

heard Jezel Neck with Jeselnick

45:18

week. last week like it was

45:20

this Opie and show. was their best

45:22

friend, but it was was

45:24

one show. Yeah, their best know? guy's Twitter.

45:26

Yeah. was later on. that was

45:28

yeah. Yeah. Not a

45:30

pure blood the way you

45:32

are you but I'm also a

45:34

a nationalist. are Oh yes. Oh, okay. Well, here's

45:37

the thing. well didn't pick a side in World

45:39

didn't right? We got World War

45:41

two, right? the got invaded by

45:43

the Nazis much rejoiced. or

45:45

Invited, which was it. You could tell Ron's having fun because

45:47

he didn't tell to having fun because

45:49

he didn't get to do

45:51

this anymore to see. His nice to

45:54

see his have the have the back

45:56

and forth. He's looking for for.

45:58

I guess not. yeah. found her,

46:00

I used to listen a little

46:02

bit, I found her funny, I

46:04

didn't find her unfunny, like it

46:07

didn't, you know, encourage me to

46:09

listen every day or anything like

46:11

that, but like, I thought she

46:13

was fine, but when I was

46:15

talking to Tooky about it, I

46:17

guess she got very political, like

46:19

into the Trump administration, stuff like

46:21

that, so I think that probably

46:23

turned people off, but yeah, I

46:25

don't know. I don't mind Gail

46:27

Benington. I love Switzerland,

46:30

but it's a second on my list

46:32

of most beautiful countries in the world.

46:34

Norway really stands. Number one. It's not

46:36

even... Someone in the commons can't even

46:38

tell me there's a prettier place than

46:40

Norway. Jersey. Jersey's got a lot. Yeah.

46:42

But here's the thing, Jim, if you

46:44

went to Norway, you did a podcast

46:46

out of there. You guys just lived

46:48

for five, ten years. You can do

46:51

a podcast out of it. Are you

46:53

laughing? Norman knows exactly

46:55

what he's doing right now. He's

46:57

sudden bitch. He goes, even if

46:59

you go for five, ten years,

47:01

like that would be like an

47:03

easy run. Five, ten years as

47:05

a casual. You open up a

47:07

club, as these booking it for

47:10

you, what she said to people

47:12

over, you guys would have the

47:14

greatest life there. Do you know

47:16

that that's my dream, and I'm

47:18

not even joking? Like it could

47:20

be five months a year, and

47:22

it would be enough. She wants

47:24

me to get a cabin in

47:26

Norway, but I don't really want

47:29

to do that. I think he

47:31

has to for my own sanity,

47:33

because I'll never feel fulfilled if

47:35

I don't get that in my

47:37

life. Oh my god, that's exactly

47:39

it. I don't want a baby

47:41

somewhere along the way, something. How?

47:43

You know? I feel like you

47:45

know me. I've met you before.

47:47

You know, that's the, well, it's

47:50

your energy. If I'm being 100%

47:52

you give up the energy. But

47:54

if you do this, you adopt,

47:56

I mean, like, would it would

47:58

be the perfect, would have to

48:00

be a baby or? No. Oh

48:02

my God. It's, that's exactly it.

48:04

I don't. you know, someone who

48:06

can just go to school already.

48:08

That would be great. Yeah, then

48:11

what are we doing? Right? Meaning,

48:13

well, why would we have someone

48:15

who's just gonna go to school?

48:17

Because it would be from a

48:19

poor place in China, let's say.

48:21

And I want to go. China?

48:23

China? It's almost like she doesn't

48:25

know Jim at all. The thing

48:27

with your grandma, he brought back

48:30

the China time zone that made

48:32

no sense. He's like, perfect. That

48:34

brings it all together. You adopt

48:36

a baby from China. As you

48:38

were meant to. The gravy was

48:40

like, I'm getting goosebumps again. Oh

48:42

my God. What have you adopted

48:44

on that day? The day. The

48:46

night. You're starting to scare me.

48:48

Yeah. I'm the 27th. Yeah. Which

48:51

would be the 28th and 9th.

48:53

You know what? That's probably what's

48:55

just going to naturally happen. Because

48:57

I'm not going to die without

48:59

a child. I won't do it.

49:01

You don't want her to live

49:03

forever, do you? No, I certainly

49:05

don't. Is this the stuff that

49:07

you've been thinking about too, Jimmy?

49:09

No, it's not. I mean, dreading.

49:12

I'm like, the child, no. She

49:14

knows. It's my dreams. She knows

49:16

I want to a child. The

49:18

whole reason that you got married

49:20

is to make every dream that

49:22

you have come true. You know

49:24

this from your own sobriety. It's

49:26

being in service. Sure. You see

49:28

her with Taffy, the little Chinese.

49:30

I don't even want to boy

49:33

or girl? What do you think?

49:35

Girl. Little Chinese. Who knows? Northern

49:37

10, 15 years might be even

49:39

appealing to you. You should go

49:41

to private school. Yeah. private school.

49:43

Yes. I don't want to spend

49:45

a bit of money. But you

49:47

have the money. You got the

49:49

money. You

49:52

gotta find this thing with full

49:54

life. It's true. It feels pretty

49:56

full. I don't feel full and

49:58

Nikki's not full. It's so great

50:00

because Ron Benton walked out and

50:03

Nikki Norton was like, I've never

50:05

met a greater man in my

50:07

life. And Jim Norton was like,

50:09

what a piece of shit. That

50:11

just dropped a grenade that is

50:13

going to go off at home,

50:15

maybe six days from now. Oh

50:17

yeah. Where she's going to be

50:19

like, Ron understood. Do you remember

50:22

the China timeline? And Ron just

50:24

walks out like the dark night.

50:26

He did his job. That was

50:28

so beautiful to see, because like

50:30

I said, when I've heard Ron,

50:32

you said he looks a lot

50:34

older? Yeah. And he sounds even

50:36

like, and he didn't hear really,

50:38

but when I've heard him, like

50:41

he sounds a little older, like

50:43

you lost a step maybe, so

50:45

I just kind of thought like,

50:47

Yeah, you know, maybe without Fez,

50:49

like he's just kind of easing

50:51

into retirement, letting his daughter have

50:53

a show, basically, and drifting off

50:55

into the sunset. But then when

50:58

I heard this, I was like,

51:00

oh, he's still got every bit

51:02

of muscle that he had before.

51:04

It just depends on what's around

51:06

him. Exactly. Yeah, the chest pieces

51:08

he has to play with. She

51:10

is right about a lot of

51:12

things. I would say this about

51:14

Nikki. She's very, she's right about

51:17

a lot. You will write about

51:19

the Ukraine War Draghi. I said

51:21

it was going to be six

51:23

months. When the war started, I

51:25

told Jim, this is going to

51:27

last way longer than anyone thinks.

51:29

And this is in the beginning.

51:31

It's not going to stop almost.

51:33

And he goes, this is going

51:36

to last two months. Three years

51:38

ago, she said Trump is going

51:40

to be president. Megan Markle. before

51:42

anyone else said yeah here's the

51:44

thing and then you don't think

51:46

that she has psychic abilities I

51:48

mean she's doing those things that

51:50

were long shots and there's a

51:52

lot more I wish I wrote

51:55

everything down because then I could

51:57

just tell you and it would

51:59

be crazy there's a lot along

52:01

there too like you there's a

52:03

lot you've got a lot not

52:05

really I don't think so hasn't

52:07

heard. He goes, I don't think

52:09

so. By the way, guys, this

52:11

is just a Ron Bennington appreciation

52:14

segment. Oh, was that the end

52:16

of that? No, no, no, no,

52:18

it's still going. Oh, yeah. Oh,

52:20

yeah. Oh, the thoughts that she

52:22

has. I believe she believes her.

52:24

And she doesn't write everything down.

52:26

It would be nice. And then

52:28

we could, you know, get back.

52:30

We're like, Jesus Christ, that one,

52:33

too. That one, after that. She

52:35

loves to be right. Yeah. Now

52:37

you can make everything right for

52:39

her. You know, the dog I

52:41

think will do it. That's one

52:43

step in the right direction. Stop

52:45

calling it the dog. You gotta

52:47

start and love Tafi. Yeah, you

52:49

gotta love the little Chinese daughter.

52:52

You gotta love your cabin. He's

52:54

made the daughter. Comedy Club, which

52:56

is also should be a cabin.

52:58

You could start a comedy club

53:00

in North Carolina. Like Jake Lamata

53:02

did in Miami. Beautiful

53:05

raging bull reference. You fuck my wife?

53:07

You're right. It was just a Ron

53:09

Bennington. There's no news. It was just

53:11

a Ron Bennington appreciation. I guess the

53:13

news was Ron is still alive. He's

53:15

still alive. He's still alive and hilarious.

53:18

Yes. Yeah, she's shout out to Ronnie

53:20

B. I like I said, there was

53:22

a nostalgic episode for me because I

53:24

like both those guys very much. And

53:26

I was going to see them interact.

53:28

Kumi was good on that show too

53:31

too. It was nice to see those

53:33

two together. Uh, we got

53:35

some super chats here. GDO,

53:37

five bucks, didn't type a

53:39

message. Oh, well thank you,

53:41

sir. Those are the best

53:43

kinds of super chats. That's

53:45

right. Uh, merch, mouse, five

53:47

bucks. Unboxing, Eric is the

53:49

only Eric the Midget show,

53:51

Hackrad, DJ, Electro Forever, ha

53:53

ha, Mike. They do an

53:55

Eric, they do just like

53:57

Shirley's thing? They did. Oh

54:00

that's, I'll have to check

54:03

that out sometime. He also

54:05

says, ha ha, Mike, Texas

54:07

lost, you are a loser.

54:09

You bet, hey, I'll take

54:11

a lot of guff on

54:14

this program, but you're not

54:16

going after my longboards. Um,

54:18

shit show, two bucks. Himi

54:20

would rather suck dick than

54:22

do chip he stinks. I

54:25

like Norton. Is the chip

54:27

show over? Oh yeah,

54:29

long over. Good. Um,

54:32

Jimmy's neglected mother, two

54:34

bucks. I take that

54:36

back. I like to

54:38

think it lives on

54:40

through steel toe. Yeah.

54:42

It's reincarnated, I think

54:44

that's right. Jimmy's neglected

54:47

mother, two bucks. Say

54:49

the word, Mike, and

54:51

will, uh... United Health

54:53

Care, Julie. Wow. I

54:56

wouldn't, certainly wouldn't advocate for

54:58

anything like that. I give

55:00

Casey Day the word on

55:02

that. Whatever, whatever Casey Day

55:04

says, I think he's generally

55:07

a peaceful man, so I

55:09

will follow his lead. Um,

55:11

cuckoo for coconuts, two bucks.

55:13

I'm a witch. I'm a

55:16

psychic. I'm a woman. Well,

55:18

you know. For those

55:20

who don't know who that

55:23

was, maybe rethink that sentence.

55:25

Yeah. Fun, okay, two bucks.

55:27

Archmanning and number one recruit

55:30

class put quacks to shame.

55:32

You think so? Next year?

55:34

My boys have a shot?

55:37

Yeah, I think so. We'll

55:39

see. Uh, Ray, per butt.

55:41

Nice, nice. Two bucks. Ron

55:44

broadcasting with another standalone fruit.

55:46

It's where he's best. I

55:48

told someone someone asked me,

55:51

which I like to hear

55:53

this, because it makes me

55:55

think there's a reason for

55:58

doing it. But, uh, asked

56:01

me, they're like, hey, enjoy the

56:03

Ron and Fez episodes you've done.

56:05

I don't really know, might have

56:07

been our pal Roscoe. He's like,

56:09

I don't really know where to

56:11

start with them. And I told

56:14

him the standalone fruit moment. Oh,

56:16

it's the best. It's the best.

56:18

It's the best. It's just that

56:20

silence, as he's saying it, and

56:22

he knows he shouldn't. And then

56:24

he and Casey Day run the

56:27

show. Oh, I know, I know,

56:29

I'm, I'm, listen, I'm merely steering

56:31

the ship for the boys. Whatever

56:33

direction they want me to take

56:35

them, they just got to do

56:38

a better job letting me know

56:40

where I'm going, you know? Tallmudik,

56:42

Ray DeVito, two bucks. Would you

56:44

have to feel her package to

56:46

know she's trans? What I... I

56:48

guess. That's a fair question. Maybe,

56:51

who knows? Back in the day,

56:53

maybe I could have spotted her.

56:55

But now, she could probably fool

56:57

me. Halkomania in the chat also

56:59

says Cagorn. Go there. That's a

57:02

great one. Yeah, that's a good

57:04

idea. Yeah. All right. Where to

57:06

next, sir? Andrew Schultz, I guess.

57:08

This is a wild one. Right?

57:10

Yeah. And this is where like,

57:12

Jeselnick says like these guys shouldn't

57:15

talk about this stuff. If Kendrick

57:17

Lamar wraps about you. You should.

57:19

I feel like you got to

57:21

mention it, right? Yeah. Like if

57:23

Kendrick Lamar is telling you to

57:25

shut the fuck up and you

57:28

shouldn't make jokes about certain things.

57:30

I think you have to acknowledge

57:32

it. So you remember, were you

57:34

here? It might have been Casey

57:36

Day when we talked about Andrew

57:39

Schultz versus the Shits and Giggs

57:41

podcast. I think that was Casey

57:43

Day. So we discussed them and

57:45

Andrew was basically just being, again,

57:47

if you want to say he's

57:49

unfunny, like I don't listen to

57:52

flagrant and this segment was kind

57:54

of a good example, why, like,

57:56

it's just not for me. lot

57:58

of laughing and jocularity. And I'm

58:00

someone that people claim has a

58:02

fake laugh. So I'll say maybe

58:05

it's not fake. I'll defend these

58:07

boys. But it's a lot for

58:09

my taste. I'm just not into

58:11

it really. But like a lot

58:13

of people are. So who gives

58:16

a shit? For me to be

58:18

like it's not a podcast would

58:20

be crazy. It's a quite successful

58:22

one. very much so. So Schultz

58:24

had a beef with the shits

58:26

and gigs guys. Kendrick Lamar took

58:29

their side apparently, where he put

58:31

in a recent song he released

58:33

that, well they read the lyric,

58:35

so I won't attempt it. Okay,

58:38

is it on there? No, listen, no, shit

58:40

guys, we gotta take this seriously. Listen, rappers

58:42

are telling comedians we need to be more

58:44

respectful to women, so we gotta really, we

58:46

gotta sit back and reflect. Yeah, do you

58:48

know what I mean? They're the most pious

58:50

group. Listen, nobody has respected women more. You

58:54

look through art. Yes. Them rappers. Okay?

58:56

Absolutely. So I completely understand how a

58:59

rapper could look at a comedian telling

59:01

a joke and be like, y'all need

59:03

switch that shit up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:06

How dare y'all keep saying your wives

59:08

are annoying? You know, be more like

59:10

us and you know, bitches ain't nothing

59:13

but hosing tricks. I beat my bitch

59:15

with a stick. What? Did you just

59:17

think of that? That's a real lyrical.

59:20

Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a real lyric

59:22

from music that protects women and for

59:24

decades, protects women and listen, listen, right

59:27

now the guy on top. He is

59:29

the guy on top. He is

59:31

the guy on top. He is making

59:33

sure he is making sure that comedians,

59:36

he put a law in, he put

59:38

a law in place. All right, let's

59:40

see the exact line, okay? I don't

59:43

know what is a weird, I don't

59:45

want to hear that again, but it

59:47

is a weird line to draw, like

59:50

when you're in rap, where the, I

59:52

don't know, maybe, I don't know, Kendrick

59:54

Lamar's music enough, maybe he's condemned other

59:57

wrappers for their language, but it is

59:59

weird to be like, hey, hey,

1:00:01

that's. enough of that. Don't joke about

1:00:03

women. What are you doing Andrew? He's

1:00:06

kind of like that, actually. Kendrick? Yeah.

1:00:08

Cornball. His finger waving? Kind of. A

1:00:10

fucking nerd. But he called Drake a

1:00:13

pedophile on a saw. Yeah, truth, it's

1:00:15

truth, you know. comedians

1:00:21

he put a law in yeah put a

1:00:23

law in place all right let's see

1:00:25

the exact line okay don't let no white

1:00:27

comedian talk about no black woman that's law

1:00:30

now technically speaking if we're going off

1:00:32

of grammatic English okay he's saying I can

1:00:34

talk about black women. And that's not.

1:00:36

Don't let no white community talk about no

1:00:38

black women. So he's basically saying all white

1:00:41

comedians are only allowed to talk about

1:00:43

black exclusively. That's what I'm talking about. It's

1:00:45

a law. Finally, he understands it. Now

1:00:47

I understand why he is doing a comedy

1:00:49

with the South Park creators. He appreciates what

1:00:51

he means and makes fun about people.

1:00:53

There you go. And they've done that brilliantly

1:00:56

for decades. Yeah, that's true. He would

1:00:58

never want to, you know, break one of

1:01:00

his own loss. No, that's true. I mean,

1:01:02

didn't they have a character called Tolkien

1:01:04

on the South Park Show? Yeah, they do.

1:01:07

Which I'm sure Kendrick is a big

1:01:09

fan of. That's true. He's going to do

1:01:11

a comedy with them. I mean, we look

1:01:13

that up. Apparently he has a comedy

1:01:15

coming. He has a comedy coming out. I

1:01:17

will say Andrew slips into a 90s

1:01:19

stand-up bit where he's like grammatically. It's like,

1:01:22

yeah, we got we got an actor. But

1:01:24

that is a good point that he's

1:01:26

doing a fucking show with the South Park

1:01:28

guys. What is he talking about? Yeah.

1:01:30

It's a very strange line to draw. But

1:01:33

to me, the only reason I wanted to

1:01:35

play these clips, like I don't care.

1:01:37

It's good for Andrew that he did it.

1:01:39

You know what I mean? It's more

1:01:41

publicity. Now Andrew takes advantage of it and

1:01:44

talks about it on his show. What's very

1:01:46

cool to me as a comedy fan,

1:01:48

is how big these guys are. Whether it's

1:01:50

on that grand stage now, where it

1:01:52

is. what a disrespected

1:01:54

art form it is,

1:01:57

it's become respected by

1:01:59

people saying it's terrible

1:02:01

and shouldn't be

1:02:03

done. Yeah, be very

1:02:05

funny in the next

1:02:08

Drake song featuring Andrew

1:02:10

Schultz. That would

1:02:12

make a lot of sense. It

1:02:14

would. It could happen. It fits Schultz's

1:02:16

persona, you know? could happen. Shane

1:02:18

would be so mad if that happened.

1:02:20

I know. I

1:02:24

understand what to say, it's very

1:02:26

him to protect black women. That's why

1:02:28

he's never done a song with

1:02:30

an abuser confirmed. He never did a

1:02:33

song with anybody that's suspected of

1:02:35

abuse. Thank God. never threatened to remove

1:02:37

his music from Spotify because they

1:02:39

removed R. Kelly's music who for sure

1:02:41

fucked and held captive underage black

1:02:43

women. Hold on, on. This is all

1:02:45

very important to Kendrick. Wait minute,

1:02:47

just let me understand what's going on

1:02:49

here because I think that you're

1:02:51

using sarcasm as a comedic device. It

1:02:53

is. It is a comedic device.

1:02:55

But you're so fucking smart right I

1:02:57

don't know if you're serious or

1:02:59

making jokes. Are you saying that Kendrick

1:03:01

Lamar put it on wax that

1:03:03

he is protecting black women from white

1:03:05

comedians jokes, but not the kidnapping,

1:03:07

molestation and oh, yeah, yeah, of R.

1:03:09

Kelly. And actually, in reality, he

1:03:11

would take his own music off Spotify

1:03:13

to protect R. Kelly. Yeah. Someone

1:03:15

who's kidnapped. A small predator. Black

1:03:18

women with children. Are you saying

1:03:20

that he's done songs with with other

1:03:22

men who have potentially put hands

1:03:25

on black women? Confirmed women. Convicted. Yeah.

1:03:27

I don't know what you call

1:03:29

Chris Brown, but it's not crazy. Yeah,

1:03:31

that is very strange for Kendrick

1:03:33

Lamar to take this stance. And again,

1:03:35

like I know I get listening

1:03:37

to that and not loving Andrew's style

1:03:39

or the setup of the show

1:03:41

where they all laugh at each other

1:03:43

and all but here's my problem

1:03:45

with like a lot of the comments

1:03:47

on these videos. And if you

1:03:50

look at Reddit or YouTube comments, whatever,

1:03:52

a lot of it is like,

1:03:54

fuck Andrew. No, what he's saying is

1:03:56

right. You can say like, I

1:03:58

don't like. his show, but he's clearly

1:04:00

absolutely right. I saw people I saw

1:04:02

him for this response. It's like, for this

1:04:04

he's just correct. like, no, he's Lamar is

1:04:06

a hypocrite. What are you talking

1:04:08

about? Lamar's a he's also, What

1:04:10

are this is gonna be

1:04:13

interesting he's Kendrick going to be interesting

1:04:15

because Kendrick is on his

1:04:17

writing ability. teach college quite

1:04:19

good. his writing ability. Oh, like this

1:04:21

could get very interesting like,

1:04:23

this could is very Schultz is

1:04:25

not is Andrew enough is not

1:04:27

a good enough comic. to

1:04:30

go at Kendrick Lamar's raps. Does that

1:04:32

make sense? sense? Yes. You know

1:04:34

what I mean? I mean? Like, if it

1:04:36

gets ugly, I'm taking Kendrick

1:04:38

Lamar. Lamar. Oh, yeah. But I just agree, Andrew's just

1:04:40

just right. I Like, I don't think there's

1:04:42

any debating about it. any debating

1:04:45

about it. Yep. And The fact that

1:04:47

it is definitely a possibility that

1:04:49

he will be in a Drake song

1:04:51

song. a Drake song. Very

1:04:53

funny. That's very very funny to me. That's

1:04:55

a good idea and I want it to

1:04:57

happen it I'm glad you've spoken I'm the

1:04:59

world. spoken it into the world. Yeah, I'm heard it here

1:05:01

first. heard it here first. Yeah. I've

1:05:04

got to talk gotta talk about

1:05:06

comedians for clout. God bless, dude.

1:05:08

dude. It's like, we are upright,

1:05:10

man. God bless. The biggest

1:05:12

story about the album, outside of

1:05:14

the album and people enjoying

1:05:16

it, a was a you a even got

1:05:18

you don't even gotta say

1:05:20

my name and it still makes

1:05:22

headlines? It's crazy. You're welcome. You're

1:05:24

You are what? How many how

1:05:26

I give I You think, You think

1:05:28

absolutely zero? A little chunk. Well, I heard you

1:05:30

you I've heard a lot heard a lot of

1:05:32

comments that are the same, but again,

1:05:35

I agree with Andrew that, like, that's what people are

1:05:37

that's what people are doing another good

1:05:39

another good example of it, where

1:05:41

it's like, using using these comics for

1:05:43

there is So there is doing correctly, you

1:05:45

know? Yeah. I actually, I as a you know,

1:05:47

a fan of Hinchcliff's as a comedy

1:05:49

fan. I'm not a fan of

1:05:51

but I wouldn't say I'm like a diehard hard fan, like

1:05:53

a mind Andrew fan, stand -up, but

1:05:56

I wouldn't say I'm like

1:05:58

a any fan any means, any means means.

1:06:00

like, I like that they're

1:06:02

doing this, that they're getting

1:06:05

talked about. Yeah, because I

1:06:07

do think that's what you

1:06:09

should be doing. The idea

1:06:12

that anti-jizzlement and kentrical mar

1:06:14

are saying, don't push boundaries.

1:06:16

Actually, you shouldn't do that.

1:06:19

It's very naughty of you.

1:06:21

That to me is mind-blowing.

1:06:23

They aren't getting more shit

1:06:26

for it. It's just like...

1:06:29

black stereotype jokes more or less? Yeah,

1:06:31

yeah, if you want, again, criticism for

1:06:33

being a hack if you want. Yes,

1:06:35

yes. I'm not going to debate that

1:06:38

with you, even if I might disagree.

1:06:40

I'm not going to have the argument

1:06:42

because I get it. I get where

1:06:44

you're coming from. What I don't get

1:06:46

is when you're like, Andrew shouldn't be

1:06:49

saying that kind of stuff. And that's...

1:06:51

I know I'm obsessed with jazz on

1:06:53

that because I keep bringing him up.

1:06:55

But that's what he keeps doing, where

1:06:57

it's like, they shouldn't be doing this.

1:06:59

It's like so legitimately you're trying to

1:07:02

silence people that you don't like what

1:07:04

they're doing. There's a word for that

1:07:06

I think. I can't come up with

1:07:08

it right now. But, you know, like

1:07:10

jail? Sure. It's one of those words.

1:07:13

Yeah. What are you thinking next? Are

1:07:15

you going into our favorite coach possibly?

1:07:17

I was going to do hawk two

1:07:19

a real quick. Just to touch on

1:07:21

it. I've already talked about it on

1:07:24

W. I got scooped by myself this

1:07:26

week. We talked about it on WATS.

1:07:28

And I saw a bunch of other

1:07:30

shows talking about it. But I want

1:07:32

to just address one aspect of this

1:07:35

that I don't think has been touched

1:07:37

on yet. And

1:07:39

that is like so if you

1:07:41

don't know how to has gotten

1:07:43

roped into a scam a crypto

1:07:46

scam a rug pull people lost

1:07:48

a bunch of money because they

1:07:50

bought into hawk coin and apparently

1:07:53

like it was all insider trading

1:07:55

they only released 17% of the

1:07:57

available. or something like that. And

1:07:59

insiders made a lot of money

1:08:02

while a bunch of people lost

1:08:04

money. Now, to me, I look

1:08:06

at that and say, like, you

1:08:09

deserve to lose your money if

1:08:11

you are investing your life savings

1:08:13

in Hawke coin. I don't really

1:08:15

give a fuck. But the more

1:08:18

interesting angle of this to me

1:08:20

is every few years now, a

1:08:22

documentary comes out, the one that

1:08:24

like sticks out in my mind

1:08:27

is Brittany Spears. Remember that Brittany

1:08:29

Spears documentary? I don't, but man

1:08:31

was her dad correct. You know

1:08:34

who's talked about anyways. Yes. And

1:08:36

everyone was like, oh my God,

1:08:38

what the media did to Brittany

1:08:40

was unforgettable. We can't trust people

1:08:43

anymore that criticize young women who

1:08:45

were influenced. by the succubists that

1:08:47

is the entertainment business. It's a

1:08:50

terrible thing that they did to

1:08:52

Brittany. And then they did the

1:08:54

same thing with Paris Hilton, where

1:08:56

they were like, the way the

1:08:59

medium machine spit her up and

1:09:01

shoot her out was unacceptable. And

1:09:03

no longer will we stand for

1:09:05

doing this to a young woman.

1:09:08

And then this summer, A young

1:09:10

lady said she likes to spit

1:09:12

on a dick to loop it

1:09:15

up and became instantly famous and

1:09:17

a millionaire and someone made her

1:09:19

the CEO of a company and

1:09:21

we're all like, she's a scam

1:09:24

artist, she's robbing us, get her!

1:09:27

No, no, no, blame everyone

1:09:29

that did this to her,

1:09:32

you fucking idiots. Yeah. There's

1:09:34

literally a guy named Doc

1:09:36

Hollywood, running her cryptocurrency. That's

1:09:39

what the guy goes by.

1:09:41

His name is Doc Hollywood.

1:09:43

And he's running this crypto.

1:09:45

And all the headlines are,

1:09:48

Hock-to-a-running crypto scam. She's a

1:09:50

fucking crack, baby. She's an

1:09:52

idiot! The monsters put in

1:09:55

a position. power and took

1:09:57

advantage of her. What's wrong

1:09:59

with you people? Doc Hollywood

1:10:02

sounds above bored to me.

1:10:04

You think a guy named

1:10:06

Doc Hollywood says he has

1:10:09

the future of money? That's

1:10:11

a guy you should trust.

1:10:13

I have no reason not

1:10:16

to believe him. Yeah. So

1:10:18

let's hear, let's first hear

1:10:20

Haley promoting her new crypto

1:10:23

coin. Okay y'all

1:10:25

drop your salano wallets. I'm giving out

1:10:27

some main coins for free. Come into

1:10:29

you December 4th. Boy,

1:10:31

what a maniacical scam art if

1:10:33

she is. If you fucking Rubs

1:10:35

put your money into Hock coin,

1:10:37

I'm glad you lost it, you

1:10:40

fucking idiots. What's wrong with it?

1:10:42

You guys heard someone go, may

1:10:44

I, you know, I don't know

1:10:46

nothing about no crypto currency, but

1:10:48

I got one myself and it's

1:10:50

gonna make a total of gold

1:10:52

balloons is what we spend down

1:10:55

here in Mississippi. And I got

1:10:57

lots of money for you, it's

1:10:59

gonna be the future money. You're

1:11:01

like, well, $30,000 into hock coin.

1:11:03

Oh my God, it's all gone.

1:11:05

Wow, stunning. She's so legit. She

1:11:07

was a crack baby who was

1:11:09

walking down the street one day

1:11:12

and a gentleman said, how do

1:11:14

you give a blow job man?

1:11:16

And she said, you spit on

1:11:18

that thing, hock to her. And

1:11:20

they're like, make her the head

1:11:22

of a corporation. Do you still,

1:11:24

we blame her? Do you still

1:11:26

feel like she's fine? Um,

1:11:30

I said her podcast was fine.

1:11:32

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't, don't turn

1:11:34

this up, what I did not

1:11:36

say is make her the head

1:11:38

of a fortune 500 company. I

1:11:40

didn't know, I thought, I, you

1:11:43

tell me different things. I didn't

1:11:45

say, hey, this Elon Musk guy

1:11:47

seems dangerous. What don't you make

1:11:49

her the head of Tesla? Remove

1:11:51

this monster and implement Haley Welch.

1:11:53

Anyways, we have gear coin coming

1:11:56

out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone said

1:11:58

call it spit coin? I did

1:12:00

think of that and that's not

1:12:02

bad. I just assume it exists

1:12:04

already, you know? Probably, yeah. But

1:12:06

again, you hear this fucking retard,

1:12:08

I don't know nothing about spitting

1:12:11

on dicks, what I like to

1:12:13

do, I'm an entrepreneur, and what

1:12:15

I like to think is that

1:12:17

we make a lot of money

1:12:19

if you're always doing hot coin.

1:12:21

And we're like, she's stealing from

1:12:24

us. I mean, no, Bernie Madoff

1:12:26

was stealing, because he was a

1:12:28

guy that knew his shit and

1:12:30

posed like someone who could really

1:12:32

invest your money smartly. Now, if

1:12:34

we're looking at this honestly, when

1:12:37

you hear a talk about it,

1:12:39

she has no clue what's happening.

1:12:41

I know that! That's my point!

1:12:43

And people are like, she should

1:12:45

be in jail! Fine,

1:12:47

put her in jail. But

1:12:50

we should want the head

1:12:52

of Doc Hollywood, hell of

1:12:54

the retards, that thought we

1:12:56

wouldn't notice that something went

1:12:58

a little awry with hawk

1:13:00

coin. We got some, we

1:13:03

got gear coin, blind bucks,

1:13:05

and my favorite, my favorite

1:13:07

from Michael Jamal, Braille Bonds.

1:13:09

I like that. That's very

1:13:11

good. Keep him coming, and

1:13:13

I'll read him if they're

1:13:16

funny. So now Coffee

1:13:18

Zilla pokes his nose into this.

1:13:20

Oh boy did he. And he

1:13:22

does a good job. If I

1:13:24

could give Coffee Zilla one night,

1:13:26

Lord knows he doesn't need my

1:13:28

advice. But if I can give

1:13:30

him one note on his interview

1:13:32

style, it makes a little good

1:13:34

cop in, you know? Yeah. Yep.

1:13:36

Let them hang themselves in this

1:13:38

thing. Take I think this is

1:13:40

a Twitter space they did. Yes.

1:13:42

Happy to answer any questions. I

1:13:44

have questions. I'm raising my hand.

1:13:46

Hey, this is one of the

1:13:48

most miserable horrible launches I've ever

1:13:50

seen in my life. Okay, then

1:13:52

why the fuck are you on?

1:13:55

That's the CEO of this operation.

1:13:57

She knows what you're doing. You

1:13:59

know, well, bottom up is, get

1:14:01

coffers. don't you tell me what

1:14:03

I'm doing wrong? I ain't know

1:14:05

nothing since I was knee-hot or

1:14:07

grasshopper. Carposillo making me rattle that

1:14:09

metal and a rattle snake with

1:14:11

a toothache. I don't like the

1:14:13

way you're attitude it. She's just

1:14:15

a jetta. Make her the boss.

1:14:17

Those are the people you should

1:14:19

be mad at. you

1:14:22

guys generated over a million dollars

1:14:24

in fees while y'all's fans got

1:14:26

rug pulled there was snipers but

1:14:29

there was also insider trading directly

1:14:31

linked to y'all's creator account what

1:14:33

are you guys doing No, no,

1:14:35

no, that's not true. Now this

1:14:37

guy here, this is, this is

1:14:39

the villain. Yes. This is the

1:14:41

man controlling, who's like, let me

1:14:44

slip in here before this rub

1:14:46

says something that she's not supposed

1:14:48

to, and just admits to the

1:14:50

whole scheme. Let me, who actually

1:14:52

has some knowledge, let me slide

1:14:54

in here. So let's see her

1:14:56

from this monster who should actually

1:14:59

be getting all the criticism. It's

1:15:01

not. Well, it's a fact and

1:15:03

you can see it on chain.

1:15:05

So yeah, we know. We trust

1:15:07

me. We were there. We can

1:15:09

answer that. You know about the

1:15:11

insider trading? No, there's no insider

1:15:14

trading. That's why we can answer

1:15:16

it. He's like, oh, you almost

1:15:18

got me. I almost said yes,

1:15:20

but I knew to step over

1:15:22

that one. Don't answer. We know

1:15:24

it's not there. That's why I

1:15:27

can talk about it. Going

1:15:29

directly from the main account. Coffee Zilla,

1:15:31

just chill for a second. And it's

1:15:33

getting sold for 50K. Who is that?

1:15:36

This guy's having too much caffeine, huh?

1:15:38

Yeah, fucking right. Talk to the wrong

1:15:40

guy. You're used to these bullshit scammers

1:15:42

out here. Not us. Now. This is

1:15:44

another guy. Everyone says, by the way.

1:15:46

How do you know that's where I

1:15:48

was going, sir? Listen,

1:15:52

listen, it doesn't matter. I'm

1:15:54

not everyone. There was a

1:15:56

strategic allocation, right, through a

1:15:59

foundation, every. one

1:16:01

of those was signed. The

1:16:03

employer wallet, you've heard of,

1:16:05

you know, strategic allocation or

1:16:07

how much did y'all get

1:16:09

doing a pre-sale? How much

1:16:11

did y'all make? It's not

1:16:13

selling out your fans. Oh,

1:16:15

what even is money? You

1:16:18

know, like what is coffee's

1:16:20

at a time is a

1:16:22

flat circle. Are any of

1:16:24

us even here? No,

1:16:27

I'm telling you the

1:16:29

truth. We made millions

1:16:32

from this rug pull.

1:16:34

terminology right. It's not

1:16:37

a scheme so much

1:16:39

as a grift. Yeah

1:16:41

he says that and

1:16:44

the guy's like oh

1:16:46

he goes that's not

1:16:49

what I meant. And

1:16:51

then Haley's about to

1:16:53

chime in and be

1:16:56

like I think it's

1:16:58

a bit of a

1:17:01

scheme and they took

1:17:03

all my money and

1:17:05

they didn't tell me

1:17:08

what they were doing

1:17:10

and this guy's like

1:17:13

shut up Haley. Let

1:17:15

me not know how

1:17:17

to handle this either.

1:17:21

That's not a scheme. That's the

1:17:23

project. That's the project. So we

1:17:26

can keep this thing going for

1:17:28

years. Okay, that's how do you

1:17:30

think there's so many expenses. Who

1:17:32

makes the money on the fees?

1:17:35

Again, this guy hang himself, you

1:17:37

know, a little mix it a

1:17:39

little good cop. No kidding. That

1:17:41

wouldn't be the end of the

1:17:44

world. Ask a question that he

1:17:46

thinks is a legal answer and

1:17:48

then trap him. Let this idiot

1:17:50

answer something because you know it's

1:17:53

going to be wrong. Yes. billion

1:17:55

dollars on fees. Who made it?

1:17:57

First of all, the fees were

1:17:59

there with meteor pools. And that

1:18:02

goes to, yes, the Creator, right?

1:18:04

fees were just there. We just,

1:18:06

we told us, we didn't even,

1:18:08

we didn't even want them. They

1:18:11

just appeared one day. Also, if

1:18:13

you see one of these coins

1:18:15

and you don't think it's a

1:18:17

scam, you're an idiot. Yeah, of

1:18:20

meme coins. Yes. Yeah. You would

1:18:22

invest in Bitcoin if you wanted.

1:18:24

And that's not financial advice. That's

1:18:26

right. Just my opinion and for

1:18:29

entertainment purposes. Who does that belong

1:18:31

to? That belongs to the project,

1:18:33

right? Who's the project? Who is

1:18:35

the project? Well, the project is

1:18:38

over here. Haley Welch, right? He's

1:18:40

like talking about Scientology. How much?

1:18:42

It belongs to the, it's, it's

1:18:44

Zeno's, it's Lord Zeno. He controls

1:18:47

all of it. The project are

1:18:49

overlord handles it. This

1:18:51

is Haley Welch's project. He owns all

1:18:53

of it. Coffee Zilla. Coffee Zilla. Did

1:18:56

he just make a million dollars on

1:18:58

fees on a rubber? Do you know

1:19:00

how much it costs for lawyer fees

1:19:02

to create a foundation? I don't remember

1:19:05

the fellows at Enron using the phrase,

1:19:07

take a chill pill. It's done a

1:19:09

little more professionally. You don't? I think

1:19:11

that's how they speak in all their

1:19:14

meetings. That was their slogan back then.

1:19:16

They start their meetings and they're like

1:19:18

chill acts, man. Yeah. to

1:19:20

hire directors. You think this stuff pays

1:19:22

for itself? Right? We've, we've, we've, y'all

1:19:24

wanted to make the money on day

1:19:26

one. I don't understand. I'm just asking.

1:19:28

We're here every single day. Bill youth

1:19:30

of dollar. Be from the run. Day

1:19:32

two, day three. You know, this is

1:19:34

how you run a project. What he

1:19:36

should have done is just kept counting.

1:19:39

you know, till the end of

1:19:42

the, till every, till Coffee's Hill

1:19:44

just logged off eventually. Day four,

1:19:46

day five, day seven, day eight,

1:19:49

and then eventually one by one,

1:19:51

everyone just leaves. That would have

1:19:53

bought him a little more time,

1:19:55

I think. Definitely. Is you, is

1:19:58

you have to fund that. How,

1:20:00

and of all, over here can

1:20:02

speak to the extensive amount of

1:20:05

work and time and people that

1:20:07

are on this project. Over here

1:20:09

has around 18 people working on

1:20:12

this right now. I just say

1:20:14

I've never been on these people

1:20:16

and I got 35 million dollars

1:20:19

in my cow yesterday. This voice

1:20:21

is too funny. And America is

1:20:23

like, that's who's running the company.

1:20:26

That's who deserves the blame. Now I

1:20:28

understand she put her name on this

1:20:31

stuff. She's an adult. She should pay

1:20:33

whatever penalty the law sees fit. Yeah.

1:20:35

It's just funny to me that every

1:20:37

headline is The Hawk To a Girl

1:20:39

scammed all of us. It was clearly

1:20:41

Doc Hollywood. among others I assume, yeah.

1:20:44

But I can't, why can't she just

1:20:46

do her podcast? She's making money, don't

1:20:48

do this shit. Well, we'll get to

1:20:50

the next thing, then the reason I

1:20:52

wanted to talk about all of this,

1:20:54

because it's not just one scam. No.

1:20:56

So I want to go for it

1:20:59

just a little bit longer here, but

1:21:01

we'll get to the next scam that's

1:21:03

being perpetrated, again, on to Haley, that

1:21:05

she's just not bright enough to turn

1:21:07

down. small-time type of nothing. We're really

1:21:09

trying to do something here and not

1:21:12

just do it for one day and

1:21:14

do it for two days like you're

1:21:16

used to. So who made the money?

1:21:18

You haven't answered the question, who made

1:21:20

the money? How much did Haley Welsh

1:21:22

make of that million, 1.8 billion? It's

1:21:25

a foundation that is running this project.

1:21:27

How much does she own of it?

1:21:30

It's a foundation. She owns zero

1:21:32

of the foundation. I'm a people

1:21:34

person. I'm good with people. What

1:21:37

do we understand here? It's a

1:21:39

foundation? The foundation runs things. It's

1:21:41

not a human being, you know?

1:21:44

So it can't be us. Arrest

1:21:46

the foundation. That's who you should

1:21:48

be going after. No, I don't

1:21:51

own the foundation either. A foundation.

1:21:53

telling you, I found any of

1:21:55

them. If there's no God who

1:21:58

owns any of this, right, brother?

1:22:00

Yeah, man. You know, what's the,

1:22:02

what's the different? And like, this

1:22:04

man should be getting all the

1:22:07

headline. We should be talking about

1:22:09

this guy and whoever else scammed

1:22:11

Halley Welch. To blame Halley Welch

1:22:14

for this is like going on,

1:22:16

let's say you live in a

1:22:18

city. We do here in Boston,

1:22:21

we have the T here in

1:22:23

Boston, the train system. That's right.

1:22:25

Head down there, find a homeless

1:22:28

crack addict. I'm sure you'll be

1:22:30

able to figure it out. We'll

1:22:32

take very long. And say, you

1:22:34

know what? A better example. Trump's

1:22:37

picking his cabinet right now. He

1:22:39

goes down and finds a homeless

1:22:41

man and says, this man, Box

1:22:44

Car Willy, is our new secretary

1:22:46

of state. Do they blame Box

1:22:48

Car Willy? Or do they blame

1:22:51

Donald Trump for thinking that this

1:22:53

man could do anything? No,

1:22:56

there would obviously be a scam

1:22:58

involved that we wouldn't blame the

1:23:00

crazy homeless person for Which maybe

1:23:02

I'm demeaning Haley, maybe she's more

1:23:04

than that At most she's a

1:23:06

podcaster. She shouldn't be running a

1:23:08

company So for to make all

1:23:10

these headlines like Haley Welch Scammed

1:23:13

everyone. It's so crazy to me

1:23:15

But yeah, I mean, technically, I

1:23:17

don't think there's a real name.

1:23:19

But you get the idea of

1:23:22

what Coffee Zilla is doing. Coffee

1:23:24

Zilly really holds this guy's feet

1:23:26

to the fire. But there are

1:23:28

more scams that we can get

1:23:30

into. This is a review, I

1:23:32

found, of Haley Welch's dating app

1:23:34

called Pooky, I think. Yeah, which

1:23:36

is named after her boyfriend. Yeah,

1:23:38

I mean, technically. I don't think

1:23:41

it's his real name. But yes.

1:23:43

I don't know, I don't follow

1:23:45

her like you do, so I

1:23:47

don't know her podcast and now.

1:23:49

Yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all want to

1:23:51

find true love? This is how

1:23:53

you do. This is where you

1:23:55

find Cinderella, you know, fellas? It

1:23:57

just sounds like a female kid.

1:24:00

of Jim Ross from WWF. And

1:24:03

we're all like, well she must

1:24:05

be reputable, let me invest. Do

1:24:07

you think that this app

1:24:09

would be free? Absolutely. What? Do

1:24:12

we know this guy's name? The

1:24:14

YouTube channel? I'll get that. Wallace

1:24:17

is playing. This

1:24:20

app would be free? Absolutely not.

1:24:22

Here we go. Elevate your dating

1:24:24

game with Pooky. The official app

1:24:27

of Haley Welch. No, talk to

1:24:29

him. Forget relationship advice from A.I.

1:24:31

Haley. Ooh, what's your advice? Effortless

1:24:33

texting, height detector, new tools added

1:24:36

weekly, and up. $5 a week.

1:24:38

$40 a year? $5 a week,

1:24:40

it's like $20 a month. That's

1:24:42

a seal! Here we go! Subscribe

1:24:45

now! Subscribe to Pro Weekly subscription,

1:24:47

plan, automatically, and use? Yes, yes,

1:24:49

please, confirm. Oh my god, they

1:24:51

keep asking me. Yes, and I'm

1:24:54

all set. Thank you. Wow. Huh.

1:24:56

The privacy policy. Holy shit. This

1:24:58

is just on a random Google

1:25:00

site that they called Pooky. No.

1:25:02

This is fucking weird. Contact us.

1:25:05

Whoa, terms and conditions, am I

1:25:07

even allowed to cancel? Look, the

1:25:09

subscription terms used to be $6.99

1:25:11

a week with a three-day free

1:25:14

trial, but no, no, no, no,

1:25:16

no. Nothing comes free with pooky

1:25:18

me. You have to pay $5

1:25:20

up front just to get a

1:25:23

taste of this app. And

1:25:25

he, like, the AI is, he read a

1:25:27

bunch of the AI that they put in,

1:25:30

and it is, it's all, it's all the,

1:25:32

that's where I got the impression, because AI's

1:25:34

impression of Haley is all, well, butter my

1:25:36

brand, you all want to find true love,

1:25:38

and he must be hornier than a porcupine

1:25:41

in July, but I'll tell you what. That

1:25:43

guy's name is Jake Doolittle. Okay,

1:25:45

shout out Jake Doodle for doing this work. So yeah, like, I

1:25:47

don't blame, maybe I'm being, maybe I'm being sexist in a weird

1:25:49

way, where I don't blame Haley Welch at all, other than.

1:25:51

being an idiot but like I

1:25:53

don't think she's a scam artist

1:25:55

I just think she's I'll tell

1:25:57

you why I blame is people

1:25:59

like Whitney Cummings who are like

1:26:01

this is my daughter yeah I'm

1:26:04

gonna take her under my wing

1:26:06

and show her the ropes where

1:26:08

were you Whitney where were all

1:26:10

these people where the fuck is

1:26:12

Jake Paul where all these people

1:26:14

that said they were gonna protect

1:26:16

this Rube this hapless Rube they

1:26:18

all got beat on meme coin

1:26:20

so yeah I guess so so

1:26:22

I feel bad for Haley while

1:26:24

the rest of the world is

1:26:26

taking her down but you're right

1:26:28

I'm a fan from way back

1:26:30

five bucks a week is crazy

1:26:32

for dating up yeah doesn't make

1:26:34

any sense no who paid and

1:26:36

they she I guess she had

1:26:38

Wiz Khalifa on her podcast and

1:26:40

she's like yo y 'all wanna hear

1:26:42

my music I'm gonna be a

1:26:45

rap star soon you are here

1:26:47

when I got the hot bars

1:26:49

I'm dropping and then they said

1:26:51

sit there for like 20 minutes

1:26:53

while he played she plays him

1:26:55

her music and was cleave was

1:26:57

like oh man you really got

1:26:59

something here gross

1:27:02

like they're scamming this girl

1:27:04

every which way they are

1:27:06

they were really striking while

1:27:08

the iron was hot like

1:27:10

let's let's do everything let's

1:27:12

make try and make her

1:27:14

a singer an entrepreneur an

1:27:16

influencer dating advice whatever fucking

1:27:18

way we can pull this

1:27:20

girl we are gonna fleece

1:27:22

her good and unfortunately it

1:27:25

only lasted a few months

1:27:27

so I don't know if

1:27:29

this will be the end

1:27:31

of my girl Haley welter

1:27:33

now we got a few

1:27:35

super chats here okay Jimmy's

1:27:37

neglected mother five bucks I've

1:27:39

seen guys on to catch

1:27:41

a predator handle questions better

1:27:43

than dog coffee's all coffee's

1:27:45

illicit was why do you

1:27:47

have a seat I'm not

1:27:49

a rapist suburban tug time

1:27:51

to box the white night

1:27:53

project is

1:27:56

that what I'm doing I'm white nighting

1:27:58

for Haley I kind of I guess it

1:28:00

but she's an idiot. idiot. I'm not propping her up the

1:28:02

way her up the way these people are,

1:28:04

you know? I think

1:28:06

you're white knighting if you're you're

1:28:08

like, good hilly. I'm going to

1:28:10

invest in your your crypto. I

1:28:13

think this is really going I think

1:28:15

that's that's white nighting Treating her like she's

1:28:17

anything but what she is think is

1:28:19

think is white nighting, but you may

1:28:21

have a have a point, I see

1:28:23

what you're saying. saying. lastly, we we got cyberganic,

1:28:25

two bucks. I bucks. if I don't know

1:28:27

if this is true, but I'm gonna

1:28:29

believe it. He says, fun fact, Hollywood Howie Mandel's

1:28:31

-in -law. I believe that is true. No way! Which

1:28:33

I hope he's I hope he's not not married

1:28:35

to the... Remember that we played the

1:28:37

clips of his show and we liked

1:28:40

his daughter? show and I hope he's

1:28:42

not the same daughter. Yeah. I hope he's be

1:28:44

leaving him if this is true. well,

1:28:46

she'll be keep our fingers crossed. is Poor

1:28:48

Howie keep our fingers hit business deals how

1:28:50

this business deals to pitch Try to pitch Howey.

1:28:52

Hackwright says. So they're

1:28:54

cleaning supplies supplies forever

1:28:56

forever. You only have

1:28:58

to clean your house once one

1:29:00

time One time. Hackerite says tinder has

1:29:02

a $500 a month tier. Haley a

1:29:05

bargain Is that right? I have

1:29:07

no clue. I have no clue. That is

1:29:09

a a scam. Now That is a scam.

1:29:11

Now that's a good old fashioned scam. a name

1:29:13

you can it's a name you can trust. That's

1:29:15

the issue. Yeah. You the issue. Yeah them.

1:29:17

All right. Now I trust. I can tell Craig

1:29:20

was right to think this guy. could tell Craig

1:29:22

was excited to get to this guy

1:29:24

because we haven't talked about him in a

1:29:26

while It's been a very long time time.

1:29:28

Our boy coach, your favorite coach the most positive

1:29:30

man on the on the internet, Coach H.P. For

1:29:32

those those that don't remember, because we

1:29:34

have some new people here since the

1:29:36

last time we talked about here since the we

1:29:38

discovered we talked about he interviewed discovered Coach when he

1:29:41

interviewed Brendan broke down in

1:29:43

tears, in tears, talking about

1:29:45

how amazing Brendan career

1:29:47

was. was. Yes. And since then since

1:29:49

then, we've seen him interview a bunch

1:29:51

of people. bunch He's tried different things

1:29:53

on the internet. different things on the

1:29:55

He tried to, he we

1:29:57

believe, we me. fight me. Oh yeah. He was

1:29:59

in. take you behind the shed with

1:30:01

old yellers bones and beat the fuck

1:30:03

out of you? I don't think it

1:30:06

was going to be so positive with

1:30:08

old Mikey. I don't think so. So

1:30:10

I tried to get him on the

1:30:12

show. He texted Craig. Somehow he got

1:30:14

Craig's number. I think Boxed Eating Dad

1:30:16

gave it to him. But, so Ko-J-Shi

1:30:18

started texting him as it was me.

1:30:20

He's like, yo, Mike, we gotta talk.

1:30:22

And Craig goes, oh, this is not

1:30:24

Mike, but I could book you on

1:30:26

the show. And he goes, no, no,

1:30:28

no, not interested in doing the show.

1:30:30

Just let Mike have my number. Got

1:30:32

to talk to him. And I was

1:30:34

like telling him, like, I have no

1:30:36

interest in having a phone, because I

1:30:38

also have no interest in like recording

1:30:40

him without his knowledge. Yeah. So I

1:30:42

have no interest in having a phone

1:30:44

conversation with him. Let's do it on

1:30:46

the show. Me nuts coach. Get some

1:30:49

eyeballs on this thing. This is one

1:30:51

of the few times I called Mike

1:30:53

midday. Something's happening. I

1:30:55

believe you said, did you give Coach HP

1:30:57

my number? I was like, no. But like

1:30:59

I read it and it was like, exactly

1:31:02

what he would have said. Yeah.

1:31:05

Yeah. So we like we like

1:31:07

giving Coach HDP a bit of

1:31:09

a hard time because I think

1:31:11

he's a bit of a phony,

1:31:13

you know, I think. I think

1:31:16

Haley Welch is exactly who she

1:31:18

claims to be. I think Coach

1:31:20

HD is the man we should

1:31:22

be going after for being a

1:31:24

phony. Because he talks about being

1:31:26

this positive guy and everything. But

1:31:28

to crush his place of positively.

1:31:30

Yes, that's true. That's very good.

1:31:32

He's gonna crush the day with

1:31:35

positivity. So Coach HD, I've been,

1:31:37

I've been following him since the

1:31:39

Brennan Shaw interview. He's talked to

1:31:42

David Lucas. Wallo from million dollars

1:31:44

worth of game. Weirdest interview ever.

1:31:47

He's like legitimate friends with Eric

1:31:49

Nardini, the former CEO of Barstool.

1:31:51

That's right. Yeah, very weird. So

1:31:54

I like Coach. he gets big

1:31:56

guests, he did an entire episode

1:31:58

explaining how to do a podcast.

1:32:01

And this video, this video when

1:32:03

I checked had 17 views. So

1:32:05

I don't know how much of

1:32:08

that is thriving, but he does

1:32:10

have a new approach. He's got

1:32:12

a new show idea that I

1:32:15

wanted to present to you guys,

1:32:17

because I thought some of you

1:32:19

might enjoy it, particularly a guy

1:32:22

like box eating dad. I think

1:32:24

people might be interested. in participating

1:32:27

in Coach HP's new show format.

1:32:29

So let's hear what it is.

1:32:31

I wanted to do something which

1:32:34

is call a coach, calling coach,

1:32:36

I don't know what it is,

1:32:38

but where we get people on

1:32:41

the phone and we just talk

1:32:43

about the situation and maybe I

1:32:45

can help, maybe I cannot help,

1:32:48

but we're gonna talk and figure

1:32:50

this thing out. So I please

1:32:52

encourage anybody. If

1:32:55

you have concerns, I would be

1:32:57

ecstatic if you would come on

1:32:59

the show. We're doing it voice.

1:33:01

You don't have to say who

1:33:03

you are. You could be under

1:33:06

cover, whatever it is. I don't

1:33:08

care. But if I can help

1:33:10

you. And this is worth a

1:33:12

lot for us. Go ahead. You

1:33:14

can be a fan of another

1:33:17

podcast that makes fun of me.

1:33:19

You can be a... You

1:33:22

can be a man named that,

1:33:24

I do not care. He is

1:33:26

the how do we reach these

1:33:28

kids? I just need warm bodies.

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A lot of people, guys, a

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lot of people across the board,

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it's work for first rounders, it's

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for big leaders, it works for