0:00

Blind, Mike, Gary. Did

0:02

you just call me

0:04

a sidekick on my own show?

0:07

It's psychic. Oh, okay. Does

0:09

she think she's the host

0:11

now or what's going on?

0:14

No, God damn it. All

0:16

right. Well, hello everybody.

0:18

The whack pack is

0:21

here. Casey and Alexa

0:23

are with us. Very

0:25

exciting. What

0:28

was I going to say? Happy Super

0:30

Bowl Sunday, Mike. Hey, thanks. Hey, big,

0:32

big, big news in the chat. Who

0:34

you got? Are you an Eagles or

0:36

Chiefs guy? I don't really care. I

0:39

guess I'm rooting for the Eagles because

0:41

I don't feel like having the debate.

0:43

Patriots versus Chiefs, which will be silly

0:45

because the league is actively working

0:47

for the Chiefs where they worked

0:50

against the Patriots. This is not

0:52

the timer place for that kind

0:54

of debate, you know? No, but

0:56

betters you heard it. Blind Mike

0:58

picks the eagles. Put your bets

1:00

in now. Go to Vegas. Yes,

1:03

absolutely. Yeah. I don't know. I

1:05

don't know. I don't have to

1:07

start the program today. I feel

1:09

like, uh, I'm under the weather. Do I

1:11

sound it? I've sounded bad for

1:13

like a week. I feel fine,

1:15

but I'm congested. Yeah, it's a

1:18

little mucusy, but I think it

1:20

adds to the flavor. It gets

1:22

right in your ear. That's with

1:25

the flavor. So yeah, it's good.

1:27

Well, yes, it's a Casey day.

1:30

Craig is out doing God knows

1:32

what. My own sound thing needs

1:34

me God. Giving my... giving my

1:37

I'm sure Craig is giving my

1:39

banking information to any listeners that

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want it so make sure you

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sign up for the patron and

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you can do that by going

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content we've got a Quincy live show

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coming up hopefully soon Craig is hard

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at work on that I'm sure and

2:00

can't wait to get our

2:02

invitations to that line, Mike. Well,

2:04

of course you're invited. Once

2:06

we know when the data

2:08

is and everything. And patrons

2:10

will get first crack of

2:12

tickets. So if you want those,

2:15

I'm sure there'll be plenty of

2:17

legroom. But make sure you get

2:19

on Patreon. So you get a

2:21

first crack at that as well. And

2:24

I was on WATP yesterday. So go

2:26

check that out. I was on the

2:28

unrelated show. on the Kirk Minnahan network,

2:30

so go check that out as

2:32

well. I've been all over the

2:34

place, and I'll be on ROTC

2:37

this week, making my Revenge of

2:39

the Sis debut. I don't know why,

2:41

I don't know what they have

2:43

planned for me, but Royce messaged

2:45

me and asked me to come on,

2:47

so we'll see. I don't know if

2:49

they've got some elaborate scheme working

2:52

against me, I don't know why,

2:54

this is the week I'm invited

2:56

to do daywave. somewhat frequently

2:59

for a little while. So

3:01

I'll be excited to see those boys.

3:03

He's gonna look a little different to

3:06

you than the last time you saw

3:08

him. If you haven't seen Royce in

3:10

a while, he's sort of turned

3:12

into the Hulk. Oh, he's gotten

3:15

jacked, right? Yeah, yeah. I know

3:17

when I was doing Daywave, he

3:19

was like deadlift, like making videos

3:21

of him deadlifting or something so.

3:24

Very scary man now. But it's

3:26

very funny. Let's get into it,

3:28

shall we? I know, um, last

3:30

week's show was only two hours.

3:32

And would you believe that?

3:35

Complained. I swear to God. If

3:37

I see any complaints, I'll wrap

3:39

it up at 45 minutes this

3:41

week. All right? So keep it

3:43

tight, folks. I don't want to

3:45

hear any. I went praising for

3:47

how long I do this show,

3:49

because it used to be an hour. So

3:51

if we do two hours, you should be

3:53

thanking me. But let's get

3:55

into it, shall we? What

3:58

are we talking about? What are we

4:01

starting with? Stuttering John? I think

4:03

we're gonna, the Duke has returned.

4:05

Let's get this out of the

4:08

way. This might be why I'm

4:10

in a surly mood this morning.

4:12

Because Stuttering John came back, I

4:14

was all excited when I saw

4:16

a live stream happening, just

4:18

titled Duke. I said, oh, goodie,

4:21

Johnny's back. And boy, was it

4:23

a week. performance by stuttering

4:25

John. First of all, he took two tries

4:27

at it. He came back with Rob Saul,

4:29

and when that didn't work, he had to

4:31

do his own live stream. Let's start there.

4:34

Let's start with Rob Saul, because Rob has

4:36

been the focus of a lot of talk

4:38

this week. We're not going to spend too

4:40

much time on this topic, because I know

4:42

it was a few days ago people have

4:44

covered it, including myself. I talked about it

4:47

on WATP yesterday. You guys can I say

4:49

watch it and critique was I better? My

4:51

first reaction with W a T P Did

4:53

I reuse any of the same jokes?

4:55

Take notes folks Because we'll be getting

4:57

into it. Let's start with Rob Saul

5:00

because there's been a lot of talk about

5:02

this People are speculating whether

5:04

or not he's on pills Quite frankly,

5:06

I don't give a shit. And if

5:08

Rob is addicted to pills and he's

5:11

struggling with it, get help. I hope,

5:13

I hope you find the help you

5:15

need. Rob vehemently denied these claims, which

5:17

drug addicts never do. But I also

5:19

acknowledge that's a tough spot to be

5:22

in. If you're like, oh, a drug

5:24

addict would say he's not doing pills.

5:26

It's like, well, then what's he supposed

5:29

to say? I don't really give a

5:31

shit. I think the people that are in

5:33

Robs chat. Like if you're fucking

5:35

around have a blast the people

5:37

that are serious. They're like

5:39

he's lying about his addiction

5:42

like they're they're losers and

5:44

should be paid no mind,

5:46

but Rob loves paying attention

5:48

to them So that we're gonna spend

5:51

a few minutes debating is

5:53

Rob Saul on pills any worse than

5:55

Rob Saul off pills We'll decide today.

5:57

So this is the him at the

6:00

the beginning of the show and

6:02

he's introducing stuttering job right yes

6:04

correct sober Rob and thank you base

6:06

pill for this clip yes yeah thank you

6:08

sir oh because this this stream was

6:10

deleted right correct yeah yeah this this

6:12

I think should have been this this would

6:15

have been the good one I would have

6:17

said this is a great from the little

6:19

like I only saw this 11 minute clip

6:21

that what was his name base pill you

6:23

said Based pill, yeah. Based pill. But

6:25

this gentleman posted. I only got to

6:27

see that chunk of it. I didn't

6:29

know John was on live with Rob.

6:31

Based on this, there's so much more

6:34

energy happening. I say, do all the

6:36

oxies you want, baby. Let's let it

6:38

fly, because John was so boring. But,

6:40

let's see what Rob had to say

6:43

to start his program. Grift From, which

6:45

is, like, pretty much nothing. Excuse

6:48

me. So we are going

6:50

to be live tonight. We

6:52

are live tonight. Yes, thank

6:54

you. Nice blouse. That's right.

6:56

It brings out my beautiful

6:58

blue eyes. How dare you?

7:00

And yes, that's right. Miao

7:02

mixed the real tapes. And

7:04

I'd like to welcome with

7:06

us tonight via audio tonight is

7:09

the original Duke. And by the

7:11

way, they have not a... They're

7:13

still not accepting me as the

7:15

Duke. They said that you have

7:17

to come on. Rob, you should

7:20

really work for that title. It's

7:22

a very serious thing. You don't

7:24

sound fucking ridiculous, begging that he

7:26

actually night you as the Duke. He just

7:28

wants them super-chair. That's all that's

7:30

going on here. Rob, people are

7:32

laughing at John. Do you want

7:34

that title? Like think about what

7:36

you're doing. And Rob thinks that

7:38

if John is like, yes, you

7:41

are in fact, Duke. Then people

7:43

will. Pay Rob? Like does he think

7:45

it's a salaried position being the Duke?

7:47

Yes. Well, the Duke comes with lands

7:49

and title. Yes. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

7:51

Yeah You might think the royal family

7:53

doesn't mean much now. They're just mascots.

7:56

But there is a lot that comes

7:58

with that. Heavy lies the crown. night

8:00

me formally so maybe you can

8:02

do that tonight ladies and gentlemen

8:05

stuttering John Melendez John how are

8:07

you? Yeah so he sounds he

8:09

sounds lucid there right he sounds

8:12

good yeah that's the normal Rob

8:14

normal annoying Rob yes this clip

8:16

is crazy so yeah so this

8:19

is and there's a lot more

8:21

it was just a lot of

8:24

silence so I didn't feel like

8:26

playing all of it but we

8:28

talked about it on WATP yesterday

8:31

where it's like A six-minute span

8:33

of John Yellen. Rob! Rob! Rob!

8:35

Rob! Rob! Rob! Was he nodding

8:38

out following his leave for one?

8:40

This is the same episode. This

8:43

is what, an hour later? Maybe

8:45

two? Yeah, I think it's like

8:47

an hour and 20 minutes later.

8:50

I've never seen... Game time. I've

8:52

gotten embarrassingly drunk on air before.

8:54

I've never seen a shift. like

8:57

this, it does seem drastic. Again,

8:59

when people are like, it's gotta

9:01

be heroin, it's like, relax, you

9:04

know, sometimes people get shit-faced. Although,

9:06

Rob saying, I only had three

9:09

beers in this time, is a

9:11

little weird, because I've never seen

9:13

this drastic a switch. But there's

9:16

7% alcohol or something higher than

9:18

like 11. 11. That's going short.

9:20

That's a lot. Three 11% beers

9:23

could do this to a man.

9:25

And Percocetsets. Yes, Mike, we have

9:28

a nurse with us on set.

9:30

Maybe we can get her professional

9:32

opinion on what's going on here.

9:35

No one's given like in a

9:37

professional opinion. I like to pay

9:39

attention. I'll pay attention. The clip

9:42

is started. Just Mike, this Simon.

9:44

Rob. Wake up, Rob. I would

9:46

play the Deb tape, but the

9:49

Deb tape is too much for

9:51

me right now. Deb is a

9:54

disgusting pig. Deb is a disgusting

9:56

human being that looks like it's

9:58

packed from Saturday. That's

10:03

another good impression.

10:05

This guy. He really is

10:07

the rich little of his

10:09

time. Such good impressions. I

10:11

love this impression. I don't

10:13

know what it is, but

10:15

I fucking love it. And

10:18

for those that don't know,

10:20

there's a lady, Deb. She's

10:22

cool. She was on Rob's...

10:24

Show for a little while and then

10:26

she said the Rob Fox dogs

10:28

So Rob goes on this attack

10:30

against her. He's really handled the

10:32

dog fucking allegations just as well

10:35

as he has the drug allegations

10:37

But I gotta say it doesn't

10:39

sound that much different to me.

10:41

This kind of sounds like how

10:43

Rob always is just a little

10:45

slow a couple steps slow. Yeah, if

10:47

you could see him his eyes are

10:49

blinking real slow and he's what happens

10:52

after the slurs He's also

10:54

very... The man's

10:56

had three beers,

10:58

what do you

11:00

people understand? 11%!

11:02

Also, he's very

11:04

wet. It's too

11:06

bacula. I've heard

11:08

comment saying, it's very

11:11

true backe like. Yeah.

11:13

All right, well, that's

11:15

what dad is. That's

11:18

dad, folks. Nice. Okay.

11:23

And he was dab exactly.

11:25

Yeah. Honestly, this isn't that

11:27

much different than Rob. Like he's

11:29

a few steps slower. I'll grant

11:31

you. But this is his level of

11:33

humor where he's like, oh, I'm dab.

11:36

Ah, fuck me. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh,

11:38

that's very witty Rob. How did you

11:40

think of that? We didn't really cut

11:42

the clips, but there was just

11:44

like full minutes going by where

11:47

his eyes are just closed. Why

11:49

the clips are playing Electra. He's

11:51

just out. He's like, and then he wakes up

11:53

and he's like, oh, hey, John, hey, John. Well,

11:55

it's the best because John is just, I don't

11:57

know how, I think John would have sat there.

12:00

eternity. If the clip never

12:02

ended, if you could just

12:04

put the clip on a

12:06

loop and Rob slept there,

12:08

I think John would have

12:10

sat there for the rest

12:12

of time, yelling, Rob, Rob,

12:14

can you hear me? You

12:16

okay, Rob, you awake? This

12:18

whole Rob saw, it is

12:20

the diagnosis more than anything

12:22

of how stuttering John is

12:24

just... only insulated doesn't care

12:26

about anyone else he'll sit

12:28

there with a dying person

12:30

as long as he can

12:32

tell his story what was

12:34

great about this too is

12:36

Rob was John was using

12:38

Rob to be like hey

12:40

I'm not back yes I'm

12:42

not hey no no no

12:44

I'm on Rob Saul show

12:46

therefore I'm not broadcasting on

12:48

the internet yeah because it

12:50

was not on yes so

12:52

I'm not in the dabble

12:54

verse I'm just talking about

12:56

dabble verse people on a

12:58

Dabble verse show, but I'm

13:00

not back because this isn't

13:02

on my channel. But let's

13:04

finish up with Rob here

13:06

before we get there. Still

13:08

play Deb tape, Rob. I

13:10

need to know what happened.

13:12

Deb is a fucking disgusting

13:14

pig. I gotta tell you

13:16

for God. He said it.

13:18

Forty. Does Deb, you seem

13:20

to know who that is,

13:22

Electro, I'm not too familiar.

13:24

I do. Is that her

13:26

catchphrase? No, not really at

13:28

all. Cutting out. Okay. It's

13:30

his own take on it.

13:32

Why is that so funny

13:34

to me? I could put

13:36

that on a loop. Rob

13:38

is, Rob's like Michael Winslow.

13:40

He's a master of noises.

13:42

Like that, that noisy makes

13:44

at the end of our

13:46

show, when Craig is on

13:48

anyways. Yeah! Like, he makes

13:50

these great noises that it

13:52

adds such comedic value to

13:55

what he says. Yeah! There

13:57

he go, that's what I

13:59

was looking for. We have

14:01

a library now. Why are you

14:03

just as a gay funeral

14:05

director? So, what's happening? So,

14:07

he's getting text and, you

14:09

know, hey, you're too drunk,

14:12

get off the air. Those

14:14

are forms. It sounds like

14:16

someone's got a scope on

14:18

him. Like, someone, they're zeroing

14:21

in a rub. It does have

14:23

a golden I sound. Oh, yeah. You

14:27

won't see me in Atlantic

14:29

City. I'm not meeting with

14:32

anybody at Atlantic City, and

14:34

I told them all. I will not

14:36

meet with anybody in Atlantic

14:39

City, and I don't want

14:41

anything to do with anybody in

14:43

Atlantic City. And that's all

14:45

I have to say about

14:48

that. So the next morning. And

14:50

that sounds like a guy that

14:52

had three beers. We've all been

14:54

there. But like I said, we

14:56

have all been there in the sense

14:58

that we've gotten more fucked up than

15:01

we wanted to and made a fool

15:03

of ourselves. Like I can empathize with

15:05

that. The weird part is Rob went

15:08

on the next morning to do

15:10

a I wasn't high show. And

15:12

boy, it really changed everyone's opinion.

15:14

When Rob said over and over

15:16

again, I wasn't high. It really

15:18

made people believe him and stop

15:20

saying that. He really quelled all

15:22

the rumors. Like once Rob said,

15:24

hey, I had three beers and

15:26

they were just heavy, everyone

15:28

was like, oh, well, there you go.

15:30

He managed to thwart all the

15:32

trolls with his rational explanation.

15:34

So that was heartwarming to

15:37

watch. But I just wanted

15:39

to pull this clip because

15:41

this is Rob sober. This is

15:43

him the next morning. He's

15:45

sobering. Oddly. Not hung over

15:47

from these massively heavy beers

15:50

he consumed. But you know,

15:52

he seems bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

15:54

This is him talking about

15:57

Deb again, and my question

15:59

was... So like everyone's like, Rob

16:01

was high sober people don't act like

16:03

that. Listen to this clip. Is this

16:06

that different from what we just heard

16:08

really? And Deb, nobody even knows who

16:10

you are. You're trying to get yourself

16:13

known and look what you're doing to

16:15

get yourself known. You're talking about Rob

16:17

Saul. Do you see the irony Deb?

16:20

He's more delusional sober He's like you're

16:22

using the Rob Saul name to get

16:24

recognized Yes America, you know, I'm going

16:27

to a Super Bowl party later, and

16:29

I just hope it'll be so obnoxious

16:31

if we have to spend the whole

16:34

time talking about this Deb craze in

16:36

America It's like can't we just get

16:38

past so let's talk about something less

16:41

divisive like Trump, you know, that's enough

16:43

with the Deb talk it polarizes families

16:45

Yes, go watch Deb on a nice

16:48

podcast, stupid, Thursday nights. Sure. Talking about

16:50

Rob Saul. Do you see the irony,

16:52

Deb? Look at you. I mean, you're

16:55

disgusting. Okay. So I was listening to

16:57

the great OJ in the morning this

16:59

morning and Toki came on with a

17:02

bit of breaking news that Rob Saul

17:04

did in fact hang out with everyone

17:06

there and he's best friends with them

17:09

now. That's no bullshit. Really? Yes. So

17:11

that was all just bullshit? It all

17:13

is. Let's get all these people get

17:16

so fucking angry and then they see

17:18

each other and they're like hey they're

17:20

so desperate for friendship they don't care

17:23

what you've said about them in the

17:25

past? No. Yes. Is that true? Rob

17:27

his friends? We were using Atlantic City

17:29

and they're all friends now? It took

17:32

you it was not like a tookee

17:34

joke it was like yeah no they're

17:36

friends now what's the Atlantic City guest

17:39

list look like now Chad didn't make

17:41

it right Chad did well Chad did

17:43

make it it was all like yeah

17:46

so my guess is Kevin told them

17:48

all to say they weren't coming so

17:50

that like the trolls would give up

17:53

and then they all showed up anyway

17:55

and they all just did a show

17:57

in Kevin's tell room and Chad was

18:00

in a different hotel room and they

18:02

just did a show that way. It

18:04

was all the people that were going

18:07

from Kevin's side, but they just tried

18:09

to outsmart the trolls by just having...

18:11

What did they do? Just show out

18:14

room? Yeah. Well they did a show in

18:16

Kevin's hotel room. It was very funny.

18:18

That is interesting. Sitting around

18:20

Kevin's laptop, you know, but Kevin's but

18:22

not not for fans. They just did

18:24

a no. Oh, well, no There were

18:27

there were fans in the room. There

18:29

were like 20 to 30 fans in

18:31

the room according to Rocco But it

18:33

was pre-screen Kevin people like so basically

18:35

Kevin's afraid of the public and he

18:37

doesn't like being a public where people

18:39

can get at him like I'm gonna

18:41

be honest. I've heard people criticizing for

18:43

that I applaud him for having 20

18:46

of these maniacs in his room.

18:48

I wouldn't do that if it's

18:50

insane. Yeah, it was nice to

18:52

people. Teamster Tims, you know, all

18:54

that crew of people, I don't

18:56

know if Borgo was there, but

18:58

Borgo dropped a $500 super chat.

19:00

You're losing me. I don't know what

19:02

any of that means. It doesn't matter

19:05

anyway. But yeah, so they had the

19:07

event, it went off in their rooms

19:09

as planned. Chad kind of, you know.

19:11

Well this is why I got a

19:13

little like you may have noticed the

19:15

last few weeks we haven't really talked

19:18

dabble verse I'm interested in Rob and

19:20

John but even this I was kind

19:22

of reluctant to talk about because

19:24

I was like it's all it's getting exhausting

19:27

a lot of this time. Did people actually

19:29

pay for that to go watch a show

19:31

in Kevin's room? Well, there was originally $20

19:33

tickets, but then Chad realized that he fucked

19:35

that kind of up a little bit. And

19:38

so I think it was just free. If

19:40

you showed up, got a hotel room in

19:42

Atlantic City and Kevin liked you, you got

19:44

in a room. Stevey was watching. That's kind

19:46

of a cool. That's a somewhat unique type

19:49

of thing. So good for them for figuring

19:51

something out, I guess. I think we should take

19:53

the model and do VIP parties for

19:55

blind mic across the country. Just tour

19:58

around hotel rooms. Yes. I appreciate. So

20:00

John says, John goes on, I

20:02

think we may have the clip,

20:04

but he's like, you know, let's

20:06

finish his rob clip. That was

20:09

the end of the rob. That

20:11

was the, okay, yeah. So my

20:13

point is, it's not that much,

20:15

it's a step or two quicker,

20:17

but he's pretty much the same

20:19

guy, you know? It was just

20:22

the sleeping during the call that

20:24

was amazing to me. So John

20:26

says, John goes on, I think

20:28

we may have the clip, but

20:30

he's like, It's like, well, how

20:32

are you being so bold as

20:35

to say that? How the fuck

20:37

do you know? But this was,

20:39

this was sad. It felt like

20:41

John was contractually obligated to do

20:43

one more episode. You know what

20:45

I mean? Like, networks, trusted him

20:48

out. Like he did his big

20:50

finale, and the network was like,

20:52

uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, you have to do a

20:54

Christmas special now. And John was

20:56

like, ah, but we ended so

20:58

perfectly. It'd be a disgrace to

21:01

the fans to do another episode.

21:03

Every musician has that one album

21:05

left on the contract. They're like,

21:07

fuck. And they have to go

21:09

put it out. And that's this,

21:11

yes. No effort. And free bird,

21:14

for God's sake. More can the

21:16

man do? Also, like, no camera,

21:18

not in the dabble verse. That's

21:20

the rules. Them's the rules. He's

21:22

made new rules now. If you're

21:24

not in camera, you're not in

21:27

the dabble verse. It's amazing. Yeah,

21:29

so let's hear this fucking idiot.

21:31

The first one's called Grand Return

21:33

as he makes his. Listen to

21:35

how he sounds, but like listen

21:37

to his voice? Remember the Duke?

21:40

You go after you, let me

21:42

tell you something shit waya. Like

21:44

he had energy, he had life.

21:46

Listen to this guy, this was

21:48

sad. Well, unfortunately Rob is not,

21:50

uh, gotta be around. And I

21:53

just feel it. Over dose. Important

21:55

to play these tapes and I

21:57

wouldn't have done it on my

21:59

own. It really is, that is

22:01

important. It would be important to

22:03

know, like, is, is Kate Meeney a

22:06

liar? That is really important, John.

22:08

It was important to expose that.

22:10

John, by the way, is a

22:13

guy who fancied himself a political

22:15

commentator, like he did a political

22:18

show. He would talk about world

22:20

events and government policy and things

22:22

that are actually important. And now

22:25

this in John's world is important.

22:27

Think about that word. What is

22:29

something girl named Kate Meenie

22:32

that's what we're talking about

22:34

now? I thought it would

22:36

be really important to say

22:38

Cape Meenie's a lion whore.

22:40

I thought that was of

22:42

the utmost importance. You know

22:44

when Jordan came out retirement

22:46

just to call those ladies

22:48

hoars. And then he went

22:50

back to baseball. Wanting to

22:52

do with it. Just do it.

22:54

But because He's still programmed

22:56

mind you there's nothing to

22:59

do with the dabble verse

23:01

But he still has in

23:03

his just in his DNA

23:05

Carla's gay That's just embedded

23:07

in him if I ever say

23:09

I don't even have to say

23:11

just do it. I just have

23:13

to say the word do And that

23:15

is an opportunity for me to

23:18

call Carl gay Oh, and now

23:20

at the bottom of the screen

23:22

it says, no super chats will

23:24

be read under 499. Good,

23:26

I'm glad he put that

23:28

disclaimer out. Get some standards.

23:31

I think John still thinks

23:33

it's like, legally, like he's

23:35

under some legal obligation to

23:38

read super chats. I mean, I

23:40

just, I just thought it was

23:42

appropriate to those on. Listen to

23:45

this guy. Remember, he had

23:47

so much juice back in the day.

23:49

And the testosterone pills are not

23:51

kicking in this morning. And when

23:54

he called Shulli's dad, that feels

23:56

like Eon's ago. Yep. Yeah. He was just

23:58

a young, dry kid back then. Maybe

24:01

there was a reason he

24:03

went away. Maybe he felt

24:05

the testosterone just leaving his

24:08

body moment, you know, moment

24:10

to moment He's like, I'm

24:12

not gonna last much longer.

24:14

I gotta I gotta hang

24:17

him up. I ain't got

24:19

my fastball no more Shitwayer,

24:21

I hope you're not listening.

24:23

If you are, turn it

24:26

off or at least make

24:28

sure your kids aren't in

24:30

the room. He destroys the

24:32

shitwayer here. We were mocking

24:35

his energy and everything. I've

24:37

never seen him in such

24:39

rare form. When he claps

24:41

back with this insult here,

24:44

everyone will look out. Like,

24:46

this is supposed to be...

24:48

In America, this really is

24:50

like a holiday. It's a

24:53

celebration. It's a celebration. such

24:55

what's supposed to be a

24:57

glorious day really but this

24:59

is just nasty what John

25:02

does here. I don't know

25:04

anything at all. I recorded

25:06

John and it records regular

25:08

civilians on the face of

25:11

the planet. Nobody would care

25:13

about this phone call. I

25:15

I record extraterrestrial midges to

25:17

infiltrate our planet with their

25:20

own. Right that down. John

25:22

though too is very funny.

25:25

Extraterrestrial Midas. Is he talking

25:27

about chitware? Oh! Oh! Johnny,

25:29

I'm so glad you came

25:31

back, if nothing else, for

25:33

that line. Nice! I know

25:36

you are, but what am

25:38

I? That is, the ultimate

25:40

I'm rubber, your glue. Well

25:42

played, Johnny. Maybe his back

25:44

teaching school. Back with the

25:46

third graders again. I guess

25:48

the rebuttal would be, uh,

25:51

no. She meant you. What?

25:53

Yes. Now what? Now expand

25:55

on that, John. Dusse, what

25:57

is she talking about the

25:59

shit way? Like even that,

26:01

that's not the John I

26:04

grew up knowing and loving

26:06

in the Dabbel verse. He

26:08

used to have some fun.

26:10

Sure, his insults were bad,

26:12

but they had life behind

26:14

them. Now he's like fucking Jake Lamata

26:17

at the end of, well, what

26:19

is she talking about, the shit way?

26:21

I saw, I fought sugar race so

26:23

many times, he gave me diabetes. It

26:26

feels like an old dementia patient.

26:28

Just do I? I made the,

26:30

I think it was about John

26:32

we were talking about, where I

26:34

made the reference to Frankie Valley,

26:36

where he seems like just an

26:39

old man being trotted out to

26:41

play the hits. He really is.

26:43

Like, what is he talking about

26:45

this shit way? And I don't

26:48

even know that he's drunk. He's

26:50

just lifeless. Like, I don't know

26:52

what the promise. 20 years of

26:54

trolling and being a 30 years

26:56

of trolling and being a troll

26:58

does take a effect on your

27:01

spirit, I think. I ain't got

27:03

no more fight left in me.

27:05

He's punched out. Now does that

27:07

seem like a woman that is

27:09

not into the extra

27:11

terrestrial mention? Oh, he's showing

27:13

a picture of her, right? Well, no,

27:15

he's not. He thought he was her.

27:18

Her kissing him on the screen, but

27:20

I don't think he put that together.

27:22

That was the guy who made the

27:24

call. He's saying, oh, you might

27:26

be right, but he's saying like,

27:28

the, you really think Cape Me,

27:30

he's not attracted to me. Look,

27:32

we took a picture together. She's

27:35

admitting on these calls she

27:37

was fucking with you. Now, I'll

27:39

grant me, here's what I will give

27:41

John. I think Cape Meenie is

27:43

a very. damaged human being

27:45

from the little I've observed

27:48

seems like she has a lot

27:50

seems like she has a lot

27:52

of problems. Yeah, she's she's young

27:54

naive doesn't know maybe doesn't even

27:57

know who she is yet. I'm sure She

27:59

made John feel loved. You know, like,

28:01

I'm sure she made John feel

28:03

really good about himself and there

28:05

might have been part of her

28:07

that was like, who gives a

28:09

fuck? I'll give this guy a

28:11

smooch, who cares? But like, she

28:13

was openly trolling him and it

28:15

doesn't get through that dense yet

28:17

somehow also wet skull of his

28:19

that she was fucking with him.

28:21

It was all the fuck with

28:23

him. Now do I think that's

28:26

like wrong to do to actually

28:28

fuck with someone in real life?

28:30

Yeah. Like the people that celebrate,

28:32

oh Kate Meine, he actually fucked

28:34

with him in real life. Like

28:36

I don't like that move, just

28:38

as a fellow human being. But

28:40

she did it. Like that part

28:42

is done. And John is still

28:44

trying to convince us, nah, nah,

28:46

the duke still got it. Yet

28:48

he's doing it in this limp-dicked

28:50

way where he's like, you see.

28:52

cavemany actually loves me she's kissing

28:54

me on the cheek right there

28:56

like he's he's he's he sounds

28:58

way worse than robbed me somehow

29:00

yeah that's how grandpa's go out

29:02

just telling you stories of their

29:05

past con you know conquest yeah

29:07

into the wind as you put

29:09

him on a nice this is

29:11

like a veteran starting picture who

29:13

had so many great years and

29:15

now Like, he's already been moved

29:17

to the bullpen. Like, he's in

29:19

middle relief now, but he's still

29:21

giving up fucking bombs. Like, this

29:23

is, it's sad to watch the

29:25

waning days of John here. For

29:27

his sake, he keeps, he's like,

29:29

I'm not gonna be back, except

29:31

for the one day that I

29:33

am gonna be back in March,

29:35

but I'm not gonna be back.

29:37

For John's sake, I hope that's

29:39

true, because this is rough. This

29:41

is a sad display. Well,

29:44

yeah, I think ultimately

29:46

I was I was

29:49

curious what the point

29:51

of this was and

29:53

I guess John is

29:55

going to tell us

30:00

So she knows, she knows she's being

30:02

taped. Yeah, in the whole conversation, she's

30:04

like, this is for the tape, here

30:06

you go, here, I'm gonna do this

30:08

for the tape. Now John will tell

30:11

you he knows he's being taped also,

30:13

but he's like calling his ex-wife a

30:15

cunt and calling her new husband a

30:17

loser and saying his kids have mental

30:19

problems. So if John knows he's being

30:21

taped, that's actually terrible. John should say

30:24

I had no idea I was being

30:26

taped, but he'll act like I know

30:28

I'm being taped. Kate Meeney is openly

30:30

saying like, hello, read it, I know

30:32

I'm gonna be on. Now why is

30:34

she entertaining this guy for an hour

30:37

or however long she was on the

30:39

phone? That is weird. Like it's weird

30:41

behavior. But we're not here to scrutinize

30:43

Kate Me. We're here to talk about

30:45

shot. Can you imagine like 10 years

30:47

ago Mike if a bunch of 56

30:50

year old men gathered around you and

30:52

wanted to know everything you said? It's

30:54

got to be weird for this girl

30:56

to look up and see a bunch

30:58

of old dudes. Well, and even a

31:00

better example would be if I had

31:03

a female friend because with a guy,

31:05

it's different. It just is, those guys

31:07

wouldn't be trying to fuck me, you

31:09

know? Or imagine a bunch of ladies,

31:11

60 year old ladies surrounding you. But

31:13

no, I'm saying, like, if it was

31:15

one of my like female friends, it

31:18

would be like, well, it's so obvious

31:20

what's happening here. This guy is trying

31:22

to fuck her and she's fucking with

31:24

him. Like, in John's case, I don't

31:26

know what the reason is. It's not

31:28

like John has money or anything. I

31:31

don't know Kate motive motive. not even

31:33

being involved in the dabble verse, because

31:35

she doesn't even do a show. So

31:37

I have no idea what her motive

31:39

for all this is. But from John's

31:41

perspective, it's very obvious what's happening. I

31:44

think her motive is she's serving the

31:46

comedy gods. That's that's what she's young.

31:48

She's like, you know, I guess, but

31:50

to what end for her, she complains

31:52

on these tapes. She's like, I didn't

31:54

get paid for dabble card. It's like,

31:57

well, did you ask to ask to

31:59

be? You know what I mean? Like

32:01

what I would have said, if I

32:03

wanted to be paid, I would have

32:05

said, hey, Carl, I have these tapes

32:08

of stuttering Johnny looks like

32:10

a real asshole. You know, buy them.

32:12

Maybe I'd ask what you guys are

32:14

making on Davilcon and be like, hey,

32:17

give me some percentage of that. Or

32:19

hey, to me, they're worth a thousand

32:21

dollars. If you got a thousand dollars,

32:24

I'll sell them to you. If not,

32:26

I'll play them on my own. I

32:28

do a show with Carl, maybe I

32:31

just say, hey, have the

32:33

tapes. I'm not interested in

32:35

talking about them. But you

32:37

can't give them the tapes

32:40

and then go, why didn't

32:42

they pay me for these?

32:44

Yeah, she has not taken

32:46

business 101. She's a little

32:48

slow. Financial literacy is

32:51

something that needs to be

32:53

taught to our youth. God

32:55

damn it. people that you

32:57

are. So

33:00

essentially What she's saying

33:02

is the same thing that

33:05

I would say to her

33:07

I always knew she was

33:09

recording me In fact I

33:11

even did that video that

33:13

I revealed Yeah, and that's

33:16

why I said my kid

33:18

was a fucking nut job

33:20

That's that's why that's why

33:22

I used those gay slurs

33:24

that I used it was

33:26

all to trick you Kate

33:28

I thought Rob did a great

33:31

job in the first hour but

33:33

then he really did. He really

33:35

did. I killed it. He wasn't

33:37

on drugs. I just want to

33:39

say Rob was not on drugs.

33:41

That sounds convincing. By the way,

33:43

if he wasn't, how the fuck

33:46

would John know? Exactly.

33:48

He didn't jail. That's all I

33:50

know. I always asked Rob for

33:53

drugs and he didn't have any,

33:55

like Casey seems perfectly fine to

33:57

me right now. If so if

34:00

If someone said, Mike, you

34:02

have to bet your life,

34:04

legitimately, like we'll come and

34:06

track you down, is Casey

34:08

on drugs or not, I

34:10

would say, I don't have

34:12

any fucking idea. It's not

34:14

my way. Why is he

34:16

so steadfast in this? I

34:18

have no idea. Got up

34:20

very early and he was

34:22

drinking 11 ounce. I mean,

34:24

11 alcohol content and his

34:26

beer. 11. But I do

34:28

want to get the match.

34:30

So Rob was really going

34:32

the extra mile. 11 content.

34:34

Yeah. How do you drink

34:36

as many beers as John

34:38

does and not know the

34:40

proper terminology? He's entirely made

34:42

of beer. He doesn't understand

34:44

numbers. It's 100% hobby. He

34:46

should know. Right. I'm not

34:48

coming back, man, many inches.

34:50

And I told you. It's

34:53

got to be clear. Blind

34:55

Mike project is done. As

34:57

of last week, I'm never

34:59

doing it again. All right?

35:01

We're not here right now.

35:03

No, you're not watching the

35:05

Blind Mike project. This is

35:07

it. I'm just popping in.

35:09

I'm just having fun. And

35:11

next week, I'm just gonna

35:13

pop in again. But I'm

35:15

not doing the show anymore.

35:17

All right? So get that

35:19

out of your head. The

35:21

show's canceled. Put me back

35:23

on. You know, two dollars

35:25

and I don't care. But

35:27

the point of this whole

35:29

thing is, this is a

35:31

woman who I helped. I

35:33

really did. Anybody know. I

35:35

mean, how many times did

35:37

Pinky and everybody say, you

35:39

know, John is. John is

35:41

white knighting or whatever they

35:43

would say for this girl

35:46

John still thinks this is

35:48

like a pot so white

35:50

knighting for those of you

35:52

that aren't aware and basically

35:54

I'm just talking to John

35:56

It means you're being a

35:58

simp. Like you're defending a

36:00

girl in order to hopefully

36:02

fuck her. Like the idea

36:04

is that you think by

36:06

defending this girl, you're gonna

36:08

fight. Like if people were

36:10

criticizing Elektra in the chat

36:12

right now. And I was

36:14

like, hey guys, she's actually

36:16

really smart and funny. Obviously

36:18

I'm lying, but I'm trying

36:20

to get some from Elektra,

36:22

you know? And that's what

36:24

John was doing with, you're

36:26

a delight. I'm just kidding,

36:28

of course. I'm just giving

36:30

the people an example. But

36:32

that's what John was trying

36:34

to do, and John's like,

36:36

I was white knighting. It

36:39

was heroic of me. Like

36:41

John thinks it means he's

36:43

picturing himself on a horse

36:45

riding in to save the

36:47

princess. And he's like, yes,

36:49

I was very heroic. That's

36:51

correct. I'm a courageous Duke.

36:53

And I did. I really

36:55

did, because I felt bad

36:57

that she was getting beaten

36:59

up. But what should you

37:01

do? Well, John, how can

37:03

I would ask how can

37:05

we haven't done that for

37:07

like Rob Saul or Ray

37:09

DeVito? You know, how can

37:11

we even gone and fought

37:13

for them? That is a

37:15

little odd. Hey, people make

37:17

fun of me once in

37:19

a while. People, people bash

37:21

Casey Day in the comments.

37:23

Oh my God. John, John,

37:25

go defend him. Why aren't

37:27

you going to everyone's homes

37:29

to defend Casey Day? He

37:32

barely knows Rob's All's alive

37:34

when he's co-hosting with him.

37:36

He's like, Rob's dead over

37:38

there. Rob legitimately might have

37:40

been dead while he was

37:42

doing it. And John's just

37:44

like, Rob, come on, pause

37:46

the clip. I can't light

37:48

night for everyone. But he'll

37:50

go to Patrick Mountain's home

37:52

to defend Kate Mimi's honor.

37:54

John, why don't you defend

37:56

Carl from all the people

37:58

who call him gay? Oh,

38:00

wait a minute. You do

38:02

that. So stop acting like

38:04

you're trying to shut down

38:06

bullying of any kind. You

38:08

were trying to fuck a

38:10

young girl. Good for you.

38:12

25 year old Puss's magic,

38:14

Mike. Sure! Who am I

38:16

to stop? anyone from that

38:18

sort of Julie. But she

38:20

do, she just taped me,

38:22

which is so bizarre and

38:25

why for the shit way,

38:27

or by the way, Shulley

38:29

knew. And Shulley knew what?

38:31

Oh my god, this thing

38:33

is everywhere now, like it's

38:35

even in our chats and

38:37

stuff, like Rob's all showed

38:39

up in our chat, just

38:41

a type of $5 Super

38:43

Chat, Shulley knew in our

38:45

chat. Why we were talking

38:47

about Rob's all, right? Oh

38:49

my god! That changes everything!

38:51

decided she should take me.

38:53

And so now let's really

38:55

get into the meat of

38:57

this. All right, Hero John.

38:59

By the way, the meat

39:01

of this, it couldn't have

39:03

been more bone. There was

39:05

no meat to this. The

39:07

meat at best would have

39:09

been Cape Meani calling John

39:11

an extraterrestrial midget and saying

39:13

John lied about fucking her.

39:15

Like, that I guess was

39:18

the meat. None of this

39:20

made John or Kate look

39:22

good in my opinion. Think

39:24

about how desperate John is

39:26

to get anything that he

39:28

has this guy call and

39:30

tell her she knows she's

39:32

being recorded and John's like,

39:34

yeah, it's good, it's gold.

39:36

She knows she's being recorded.

39:38

There's nothing she's gonna stay

39:40

here that's gonna impact her

39:42

at all. And John's like,

39:44

got it, let's play it,

39:46

I'm back. It's a desperation

39:48

move, man. And we're playing.

39:50

I struggled to find clips

39:52

worth pulling of this. This

39:54

is what John described as

39:56

like, hey, I don't want

39:58

to be here. But I

40:00

had to be I really had no

40:03

choice, you know, it would be

40:05

like if like Brendan Shaw was

40:07

hosting the Oscars Like I'm

40:09

coming I'm coming out of retirement.

40:12

I guess I have to talk

40:14

about this, you know Like that

40:17

in John's mind, that's what

40:19

these tapes were and there

40:21

was nothing Hero John is

40:23

the next one. Well, he is

40:25

a hero and John's just

40:28

doing his civic duty. Remember,

40:30

he doesn't want to be

40:32

here. He's just giving back

40:34

to the community. Hero of

40:37

the Stupid Electro, that's

40:39

what they used to call him

40:41

Unster. Not a thing. Sorry, I'll

40:43

put one point in time, I

40:46

care about him, because I felt

40:48

bad for him, and I realize

40:50

the piece of shit. Yeah, what

40:52

did I do? Did I not

40:54

go to Fatty Patti's house and

40:56

ask him to stop fucking with

40:59

her and a mother? Did

41:01

I not? Imagine someone arguing

41:03

whether or not you're a

41:05

piece of shit. And I

41:07

can imagine because I've done

41:10

it early, like when I started

41:12

on Kirk Show, it's really

41:14

the first time I had people

41:16

like strangers commenting

41:19

on me. So like when that

41:21

happens, no matter How many

41:23

people are doing it? It's like jarring

41:25

a little bit. You're like, oh, no,

41:28

no, wait, maybe I can convince

41:30

you I'm a good guy That

41:32

wears off after a little while

41:34

you realize you're not going to

41:36

convince these people John has been

41:38

in the business for 40 years

41:41

Essentially, right? Like he started in

41:43

the mid late 80s with Stern.

41:45

Yep. We're coming up on 40 years

41:47

John has been dealing with this stuff

41:49

and And on top of that, John

41:51

was brought in to Stern to be a

41:53

punching bag. And he was good at

41:55

it. Like that was kind of his

41:57

whole thing. He actually was very good.

42:00

at being the guy people beat

42:02

up on. And yet here we

42:04

are 30 some odd years later,

42:06

where John's like, really, really, I'm

42:08

stupid, I'm a loser, let me

42:10

convince you otherwise. It's like, when

42:13

is that gonna die, John? When

42:15

are you gonna stop needing our

42:17

approval? Like, we're here to make

42:19

funnier. Maybe we're the idiots. Maybe

42:21

other shows can look at us

42:23

and be like, look at these

42:26

fucking assholes obsessing over this. There

42:28

has been loser. drunk. Like why

42:30

are they giving him the time

42:32

of day? You could do that

42:34

John, but instead you try to

42:36

convince us that you're like some

42:39

good guy. Your answer Mike is

42:41

it will never end. He will

42:43

be at his task. Yeah, there's

42:45

like a five year window you

42:47

have to be able to adjust

42:49

to it. I think John's a

42:52

little past that. But what's weird

42:54

about John is he was good

42:56

at it. Like I said. I

42:58

don't know how good he was,

43:00

but like he dealt with callers

43:02

every day, right? I'm sure there

43:05

were people that probably didn't get

43:07

on the air that were like,

43:09

hey, you stutter and fuck, like

43:11

just called to criticize John. And

43:13

he had to deal with that

43:16

for 15 years on start. It's

43:18

amazing he hasn't toughened his skin

43:20

at all. You make such a

43:22

great point because when you come

43:24

into these worlds, you do have...

43:26

and then you kind of get

43:29

public or whatever like I'm a

43:31

very small channel and your channel

43:33

is much bigger than mine so

43:35

I people are discovering me and

43:37

shitting on me daily and you

43:39

have a choice right over time

43:42

to you know just accept that

43:44

and like move on try to

43:46

do your same thing or just

43:48

like live in the pool and

43:50

he has never gotten out of

43:52

the pool to just like do

43:55

it. I remember I would respond

43:57

to tweets and be like oh

43:59

no no you misunderstood me thinking

44:01

that would work. opinion of you

44:03

John. This certainly isn't going to

44:05

do anything. What's worse is John's

44:08

a horrible defense of himself. John's

44:10

a horrible self-attorney because he digs

44:12

deeper and makes it worse and

44:14

he's inarticulate and stupid so it

44:16

never helps. approach that fat hunchback

44:18

in Atlantic City and tell them

44:21

to shut the fuck up about

44:23

her and her mother, but I'm

44:25

a piece of shit. What has

44:27

shit way of done for her?

44:29

Why is that? It's what aboutism?

44:32

It's when you argue about Trump

44:34

and someone says, well, what about

44:36

Biden? Yeah, but that's not what

44:38

we're talking about right now. Just

44:40

out of, and that is a

44:42

more direct comparison, because they both

44:45

led our nation. Where is John

44:47

just out of nowhere? Hey, Kate

44:49

Meenie's mother hates John. Well, what

44:51

is the shit weir done for

44:53

them? Yeah, it has nothing to

44:55

do with Kate, John. Really is

44:58

like the Hatfield's and the McCoy's

45:00

for John. Him and Julie. He

45:02

thinks it's like this. Right, yeah,

45:04

if you hate me, you must

45:06

love Shirley. And I have to

45:08

convince you not to like Shirley.

45:11

Maybe they don't think Shirley's that

45:13

great a guy either. Like, but

45:15

that has nothing to do with

45:17

you. It's it's because John's a

45:19

landlord to Shulley because he's rent

45:21

so much space in his own

45:24

God damn mind to him It

45:26

would be annoying to be that

45:28

obsessed with someone So it must

45:30

eat at him constantly and never

45:32

ever give it up John did

45:34

say something very it was a

45:37

throwaway line, but he goes and

45:39

Tell your father to stop texting

45:41

me. I guess Shulley has been

45:43

feeding his remember John called his

45:45

dad on New Year's yes, yes

45:48

I guess Shirley has been telling

45:50

his dad texts to send John.

45:52

Let me tell you about my

45:54

son, Sean. Here's a shit way

45:56

out from birth. Anything for any

45:58

of these tapes. But she somehow

46:01

wants his attention, which is sad.

46:03

All right, true love is on

46:05

the horizon here. Well, good. Steering,

46:07

yeah. Good. By the way, this

46:09

is one thing that I eat.

46:11

meant to say, and I wanted

46:14

to say on Rob Show, if

46:16

you really heard the tapes that

46:18

Kate had with me, if you

46:20

really were there, how many times

46:22

she told me how much she

46:24

loved me, is every phone call,

46:27

I love you, I love you,

46:29

all the fucking. Time is... I'm

46:31

sure Dame Cook's brother said a

46:33

lot of shit like that too,

46:35

you know? I'm sure Bernie Madoff

46:37

really reassured people that he was

46:40

doing what's best with their money.

46:42

Like people who are scamming you

46:44

will say things that aren't true.

46:46

The Melendez brothers told their parents

46:48

they love them all the time.

46:51

Melendez. Melendez on the brain. This

46:53

girl's a sociopath. A

46:55

spoiled sociopath. I can't believe the

46:58

girl that was scamming me was

47:00

also lying to me. Sex claims

47:02

is the next and final one.

47:04

This is the saddest one where

47:06

it's like John lives in high

47:09

school where he's like, you know

47:11

I fingered Kate the other day?

47:13

And he tells it, he tells

47:15

his boys. And then, you know,

47:17

his boys start telling other people.

47:19

And that gets back to Kate.

47:22

All of a sudden, Kate's like,

47:24

no I didn't, you fucking loser.

47:26

And John's like, you wanted to,

47:28

but you're actually gross. I never

47:30

even liked you. It's the saddest

47:32

high school bullshit that this 60

47:35

year old man is living in.

47:37

That's their grade shit. He punches

47:39

the girl he likes. Yeah. I

47:41

gave him to him. You know

47:43

what I mean? Like everybody gets

47:45

like, it's like he's such a

47:48

flood, she's talking to you on

47:50

again. Oh, it's all, that's why

47:52

they think you're flood, Kate, because

47:54

you're talking to me? Tweet that,

47:56

I spent the night at the

47:58

lady's apartment, yeah. Yeah,

48:02

but hold on, hold on,

48:04

lady. First of all, advise

48:06

me that. Sean, you have

48:08

the ability to pause. We

48:10

should keep talking over before.

48:12

Hey, hey, Kate, quiet down,

48:14

please. I'm trying to get

48:16

a word in edgewise. I

48:18

didn't come back to get

48:20

talked over. That I spent

48:22

the night at a lady's

48:25

apartment. I'm not saying who

48:27

it is. Could be anybody, you

48:29

dumb. So far, but you get

48:32

angry at that, nobody knows

48:34

it's you, but you're so stupid,

48:36

you need something to hate me.

48:38

Okay, John, let's see if people

48:41

can decode this message. I was

48:43

on a podcast yesterday and we

48:45

were talking about other podcasts and

48:47

the host was super flamboyant if

48:50

you know what I mean. Oh

48:52

my god. And before the show,

48:54

he was talking about throat and

48:56

Cox. But really, like, just do

48:58

it. You know what I mean?

49:01

Like, he's not kind of a

49:03

guy. It's so, who could I be

49:05

talking about? No one can figure that

49:07

out. John, you did it. You did

49:10

it and they went where you, this

49:12

is what John did. And we

49:14

had a lovely time. And

49:16

then I went back to

49:18

a certain woman's

49:20

apartment, whose name

49:23

I won't say. And

49:25

we shagged. Boy, what

49:27

an encrypted message. I

49:29

can't figure out what

49:32

you're saying, John. I never

49:34

said a name. You love me.

49:37

And that's the whole issue.

49:39

You don't hate me. You

49:41

don't hate me. Let's keep

49:43

going. Why? I slept in

49:46

a bed. Why is that

49:48

a brag? I slept in

49:50

a bed. Again, as a

49:52

60-year-old, why is that a brag?

49:54

I slept in her bed

49:56

and didn't fuck her. Ooh! Did

49:58

you get this? Smell her hair,

50:01

John? I was a mere one

50:03

foot away from a young pussy.

50:05

That counts or something. I didn't

50:07

fuck her, but what? She rolled

50:09

over and the back of my

50:11

hand kind of grazed one of

50:13

her butt cheeks. And that's kind

50:15

of like sex. I was therefore

50:17

if she ever decided to give

50:19

up on life in that moment

50:21

and hold her. Yep, that's it.

50:23

Well, the big tease is, he's

50:25

coming back March 1st. I don't

50:28

know what's significant about that day.

50:30

Oh, you don't know that? No.

50:32

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got

50:34

to circle your calendar for March

50:36

1st, because he's going to do

50:38

this again. If you thought the

50:40

first return was good, wait for

50:42

the next one. I don't know.

50:44

He keeps saying, like, I have

50:46

to come back on March 1st.

50:48

Yeah, he doesn't want to get

50:50

demonitizedized. That's it. That's it. Someone

50:52

said that. Brilliant, Electra. Oh, well,

50:54

pray it was in for chatter.

50:57

She's a good reader. I'll get

50:59

an electric credit. Very smart, Electra.

51:01

Good girl. Speaking of which, Electra,

51:03

you're ready? Don Fried Chicken, 999.

51:05

So Craig, funny story. I was

51:07

helping my daughter make Valentine's Day

51:09

cards, and one of them is

51:11

addressed to a Craig Akoni. What

51:13

a coincidence. Must be a kid

51:15

in her sixth grade. I gotta

51:17

say about, you know, most, uh,

51:19

predators. They don't foster a loving

51:21

relationship like that, you know? That's

51:24

kind of noble in a way.

51:26

Yeah. Most, most predators are right

51:28

down to the nitty gritty. Right,

51:30

yeah. Craig romances them. Wines it

51:32

up. Sorry, can we go? Beat

51:34

the chart. Oh, do you have

51:36

some nice, do you have a

51:38

smoking jacket on? No, he had

51:40

a blue blouse on that you

51:42

would see like your mom wear

51:44

to PT. back in the 80s.

51:46

Like so he kind of like

51:48

shiny silk like from the 80s.

51:50

Hey the man had three beers.

51:53

He was making some wild decisions.

51:55

And apparently the reports from AC

51:57

are the man tan on him

51:59

is pretty intense. Like he's he's

52:01

a heavy like a tan spray

52:03

guy. So he's like orange is.

52:05

Oh great. Yeah. I appreciate you.

52:07

And Ben Boolin, 999? Mike, ever

52:09

consider covering Ralphie or Ari or

52:11

On Why Are You Laughing? Those

52:13

could be great, great show gang.

52:15

We did an Ari Shafir episode,

52:17

a defense of Ari Shafir, almost

52:20

a year ago, so go back

52:22

and watch that, but yeah, Ralphie

52:24

May is definitely on the list

52:26

at some point. I've been meeting

52:28

to do an episode about him

52:30

for a while, so maybe I'll

52:32

do it soon. Patrick Ford 199,

52:34

199, disrespect towards the Duke is

52:36

classless. Oh, well, what can I

52:38

tell you? The man, sometimes you

52:40

need to, you gotta shake him

52:42

and, uh, into like waking up

52:44

for God's sake. Like, John was

52:46

just unalized. I miss the old

52:49

Duke. And I think if you're

52:51

a fan of the Duke, Patrick,

52:53

you'll admit the same. Like we

52:55

want to get no spirit. You

52:57

had no get up to go.

52:59

It was a low T Duke.

53:01

Let's just be honest, a low

53:03

T Duke. We need a, we

53:05

need a high T Duke to

53:07

rule us. Absolutely. Right. And J.B.50

53:09

for $5 says, John came back

53:11

so he doesn't lose his YouTube

53:13

monetization. There we go. Oh, you're

53:16

stealing your ideas. Sorry, sir. I

53:18

didn't even read it. Just kidding,

53:20

I did it totally did. I

53:22

like the idea of electric saying

53:24

that and then go, all right,

53:26

here's one that steals what I

53:28

just said. Perfect loser. Yeah. Oh,

53:30

we should have done that right

53:32

now. Sorry, buddy. But that's true,

53:34

like you do have to come

53:36

and broadcast and get a super

53:38

chat and stuff in order to

53:40

restart your clock. your 90 day

53:42

clock thing. So, but now he

53:45

doesn't have to do it on

53:47

March 1st. No, no, now he's

53:49

good. So that is a lie.

53:51

He is lying. We'll see. We'll

53:53

see. Ding, lizard, five year old.

53:55

The reply to your POS is

53:57

of course really, really did I

53:59

not go to fatty Patti's house?

54:01

You instantly won that argument if

54:03

you bring that up. I might

54:05

go to Patrick Mountain's house just

54:07

so no one can ever call

54:09

me a piece of shit. I'm

54:12

gonna say I stood in the

54:14

streets and yelled near a man's

54:16

house holding a ghetto box Coach

54:18

Tim Bullinger 49 the fighter and

54:20

the kid shop all the thick

54:22

boy merchants marked down to eight

54:24

dollars. What? We'll get to the

54:26

fight. I gonna tell you this

54:28

is gonna sound like I'm doing

54:30

the thing where I jokingly the

54:32

friend friend Brennan shop. I'm being

54:34

honest with you me my thick

54:36

boy head Right here. You got

54:38

a sick boy hat? This is

54:41

a good hat. Honestly, if it

54:43

didn't represent something I was so

54:45

ashamed of, I would wear it

54:47

every day. Like, I like this

54:49

hat on. It's very comfortable. You

54:51

don't wear it on your show,

54:53

though. I do sometimes. Sometimes, yeah.

54:55

I do it, I'll tell you

54:57

this, Elektra. I do it when

54:59

we're not talking about Brendan show.

55:01

We're talking about Brian Callan today.

55:03

I never want to get misconstrued

55:05

construed. that I'm a genuine fighter

55:08

in the kid fan. So when

55:10

we're not talking about Brendan Shaw,

55:12

I will wear that hat. But

55:14

also not on why you laughing,

55:16

because I want people to respect

55:18

my opinion on that show. That's

55:20

right. We call that more a

55:22

Tom Myers hat. That's a hat

55:24

you wear when you're watching Tom

55:26

Myers of the Army Army. That's

55:28

right. That is not Brian. But

55:30

speaking of Brian Callin, would you

55:32

like to get to Brian Callin?

55:34

I would. Closer to the mountaintop.

55:37

The pinnacle for him is obviously

55:39

interviewing Brendan Schob. He got about

55:41

as close as you can. is

55:43

co-host on the fighter and the

55:45

kid, Brian Calvin. I was surprised

55:47

Brian Calvin agreed to do it.

55:49

There were elements. Calvin handles a

55:51

little weird, where I'm like, you

55:53

must have been expecting these questions.

55:55

But I thought Mattan did a

55:57

good job. Here's where I think

55:59

Mattan is in an interesting place.

56:01

Like, I don't know that he

56:04

will ever be able to do

56:06

a job that satiates the people

56:08

that really hate Brennan Schaub. So

56:10

I hope Matan has an understanding

56:12

of like why he's doing this.

56:14

Because if he becomes buddy buddy

56:16

with these guys, and that's often

56:18

what happens when you meet these

56:20

guys, you're like, oh, they're not

56:22

so bad. They're not bad people.

56:24

I might not think they're funny,

56:26

but they don't deserve all the

56:28

shit they've been getting. So in

56:30

a way, like, these guys may

56:33

charm you. So Matan is walking

56:35

dangerous ground here, but I think

56:37

he handled it very well, and

56:39

I thought Callan handled it very

56:41

well. So we'll handle it very

56:43

well. So we'll. So we'll handle

56:45

it very well. So we'll. So

56:47

we'll give you. So we'll handle

56:49

it. So we'll give you a

56:51

little taste. I was going to

56:53

say the latest episode. His episodes

56:55

drop, I think, while we're on

56:57

the air. So it'll be his

57:00

second to last episode if you

57:02

go check it out. But here

57:04

he is talking to Brian Cowan.

57:06

It's called Bullying. Oh, so a

57:08

little setup is needed for this.

57:10

I had not heard, I don't

57:12

think I'd ever heard this clip,

57:14

or maybe I did at the

57:16

time and just forgot about it.

57:18

But a famous Brian Cowan clip

57:20

from the Joe Rogan experience is

57:22

Rogan and Shob. Bullying Brian Cowan

57:24

when he says, he goes, you

57:26

know, I used to get bullied

57:29

as a kid, but now if

57:31

someone fucks with me, I'm showing

57:33

up to their house. Bang, bang,

57:35

bang. Like he's talking like this

57:37

tough guy and Rogan and Schaub

57:39

are both like, what are you

57:41

talking about? You're gonna murder someone

57:43

because they mess with you. Like

57:45

Brian Cowan was doing this fake

57:47

tough guy act and that is

57:49

what Matad is calling out here,

57:51

which is very funny. I

57:55

mean, you want me to tell you what I was in?

57:57

Tell them a little bit about you, and by the way...

57:59

I'm just gonna warn you now, don't fucking bully me. Because

58:01

I'll show up right to your house. Bang, bang, bang! I

58:03

don't give a fuck about your U.S.C. You're doing me on

58:05

Rogan, dude. I know what you're fucking doing. I don't give

58:07

a fuck about your UFC shit. No, I'll go straight to

58:09

your U.S. I'll go straight to your U. I'll go straight

58:11

about your UFC shit. No, I'll go straight. I don't give

58:13

a fuck about your fuck. I don't give a fuck about

58:15

your U. I don't give a fuck about your U. I

58:17

don't give a fuck about your U. I don't give a

58:19

fuck about your U. I don't give a fuck

58:21

about your U. I don't give a fuck about

58:24

your U. I don't give a fuck about your

58:26

U. I don't. I don't give a fuck about

58:28

your U. I don't give a fuck about your

58:30

U. I don't. I don't. I don't Okay, well

58:32

I'm a actor. I came to Los Angeles to

58:34

be an actor, because I like to move people

58:37

to tears and to laughter. He's just so bad.

58:39

Why? Well, you said you like to move? Mike,

58:41

you can't see it, but Mike, I think his

58:43

name is Mike, Mike? I don't know if that's

58:45

Mike, Mike, Mike. It might be one of

58:47

his other side characters. I think

58:50

that was his manager, maybe? Okay,

58:52

he's aggressively eating a pizza, but he

58:54

looks like a god damn skeleton. It's

58:56

scary. Three inches away from Brian Kelly's

58:59

face as he's doing this. This is

59:01

where you gotta give Calvin credit, like,

59:03

to be in this environment,

59:06

it's actually probably horrifying. And pile that

59:08

on top of the fact that, like,

59:10

this kid doesn't like you. You know,

59:12

like he's actually legitimately not a fan

59:15

of yours. So you don't know what

59:17

the fuck he's gonna do. You don't

59:19

know what his line is. So kudos

59:22

to Callin for showing up here, when

59:24

Mattan is also being very funny.

59:26

This looks like if everyone on

59:28

the David Collins morning show was doing

59:31

acid at the same time. That's what

59:33

this show is. This is what I

59:35

thought David Collins was going for. Maybe

59:37

he will. David, you gotta get a mic

59:40

mic. You gotta get an aggressive weirdo in there.

59:42

I mean, you are, but you know what I

59:44

mean. Yes, and laughter. And that's the

59:46

whole point of being an artist. Oh, have you

59:48

ever made a person laugh before? Yeah, fucking,

59:50

I'm a comic, dude. I'm really good at

59:52

stand-up comedy. I understand that that's like the

59:54

thing, but it does it working? Yes, it

59:56

works. That's why I sell, I don't sell

59:58

a lot of tickets. Even in this

1:00:01

bit, he corrected himself. Where, like,

1:00:03

that's been a tough thing you

1:00:05

can tell for Callan to deal

1:00:07

with. Around this time last year, we

1:00:09

talked about them canceling shows

1:00:12

at the Vulcan in Austin

1:00:14

because no one was buying tickets. And

1:00:16

they did that live show that no

1:00:18

one showed up to. You can tell

1:00:20

that is a tough thing for Callan

1:00:23

to deal with. And what's weird is

1:00:25

like, something Brian Callan suddenly

1:00:27

got worse at comedy. You

1:00:29

know what I mean? Like, so that does have

1:00:31

to be tough for him to deal with where,

1:00:34

I really think if you examined it.

1:00:36

I know Calvin got canceled, he had

1:00:38

the Me Too incident, which seems

1:00:40

to have gone away. I don't know

1:00:42

if people just didn't believe it

1:00:44

or what happened exactly with that. But

1:00:47

it seems like, do whatever you

1:00:49

want, boys. But it seems like

1:00:51

the real downfall of Brian Cowan's

1:00:53

career was simply sitting next to

1:00:55

Brendan Schaub. Like, if he didn't get into

1:00:57

all this shit with Tiger belly and all

1:00:59

this stuff that Schaub kind of dragged him

1:01:01

into, I think his career would be in a

1:01:04

much better place. And that's gonna be the

1:01:06

tough thing. Like, loyalty has fucked this guy.

1:01:08

Yeah. And also interesting to that

1:01:10

point, he leads with actor. Oh yeah, I

1:01:12

came to Hollywood to be an actor. You

1:01:14

know that thing? He was more of an

1:01:16

actor. He's been in a lot of stuff.

1:01:18

I guess what I'm saying is I think

1:01:20

he wants to put comedian first but he

1:01:22

can't and he knows that just like one-offs

1:01:24

and sitcoms or doing old school and the

1:01:26

hangover he was an entourage like he had

1:01:28

all these like little roles and all these

1:01:31

things that so many people watched so yeah

1:01:33

I would put active first as well he's

1:01:35

on mad TV I guess what I'm saying is

1:01:37

I think he wants to put comedian

1:01:39

first but he can't and he knows

1:01:41

that acting he can hang his code

1:01:43

on because he has credits I'll say

1:01:45

similar but different I think he wishes

1:01:47

he could still put acting first legitimately.

1:01:50

But now he's forced to be a

1:01:52

comedian. Like after the Me Too thing

1:01:54

happened, which it did seem like he

1:01:56

got railroaded on. Like it was a

1:01:59

girl he was... dating for a while.

1:02:01

The people kind of refuted a lot

1:02:03

of the claims. He sued them for

1:02:05

defamation. I don't know where that ended

1:02:08

up. But he did fight it a

1:02:10

lot louder than a lot of people,

1:02:12

like Crystalia. So I don't know what

1:02:15

the deal is with that, but I

1:02:17

do know it dried up a lot

1:02:19

of the out. He got thrown off

1:02:22

to Goldberg's. Now I think a lot

1:02:24

of people won't cast him. So I

1:02:26

think it's more he wishes he could

1:02:29

still legitimately put acting first. Do you

1:02:31

think they won't cast him because of

1:02:33

the me too or Brendan Schaub? Honestly,

1:02:36

because he's six next to Brendan Schaub?

1:02:38

Oh, the me too. I don't think

1:02:40

Hollywood gives a fuck about that. Okay.

1:02:43

Yeah. This one's called Younger Man. This

1:02:45

is very fun. Mattan picks up on

1:02:47

something like Callins, gonna tell you that

1:02:50

he's changed and Mattan makes an important

1:02:52

note here. Yeah, did they show up

1:02:54

to your house? Bang, bang, bang. Dude,

1:02:57

dude, I know what you're doing. I'm

1:02:59

not referencing anything. Yeah, if I feel

1:03:01

like you are and I was a

1:03:04

younger man, fucking way better looking, and

1:03:06

I feel like I was, I had

1:03:08

a lot of heat. in me. And

1:03:11

when you're young, you have a lot

1:03:13

of heat. You're like 50 years old.

1:03:15

No, no, I was. I'm 57. I

1:03:18

was nine years ago. I have tight

1:03:20

years old. Was I that old? You

1:03:22

were 48 years old. How would I

1:03:24

know that? But when I was 48

1:03:27

years old, how would I know that?

1:03:29

I don't even know what your reference

1:03:31

to. Okay. But when I was 48.

1:03:34

Okay. But when I was old, your

1:03:36

reference. Okay. But when I was. Watch

1:03:38

this, watch it. If you want to

1:03:41

bully me, I'll fight you. Bang, bang,

1:03:43

bang. You're not mad at me, young

1:03:45

man. You're just mad at the world.

1:03:48

You see, that's called prospective? You would

1:03:50

say that to a 48-year-old? Such a

1:03:52

good point. Like, I was trying to

1:03:55

be like, hey, I've grown everything. You

1:03:57

were fucking 50, man. That's what it

1:03:59

is what a lot of these guys

1:04:02

do. It's kind of what Stern has

1:04:04

done where he's like I was so

1:04:06

Young and crazy back then it's like

1:04:09

when he went to serious. He was

1:04:11

in his 50s What the fuck do

1:04:13

you mean young? So it is it

1:04:16

is very funny that he pointed that

1:04:18

out In the free chat Peru Rizzo

1:04:20

put in that Callan was set to

1:04:23

get a spin-off of the Goldberg So

1:04:25

he does seem like a guy that

1:04:27

had everything in the palm of his

1:04:30

hand about to be a superstar and

1:04:32

it was snatched? Superstar seems strong, but

1:04:34

yeah, well, you know Yeah, having a

1:04:36

TV show on ABC. That's pretty good.

1:04:39

No, and they had I do get

1:04:41

that's probably they were like One of

1:04:43

the first in podcasting and they got

1:04:46

very big and it just became such

1:04:48

a punchline That they couldn't overcome that

1:04:50

anymore now if you look at their

1:04:53

numbers. I mean they do a fuck

1:04:55

of a lot better than me like

1:04:57

they still have a big podcast It's

1:05:00

just not what it was and they

1:05:02

look at Tony Hinchcliff getting millions of

1:05:04

dollars from Spotify Theo Vaughn Andrew Schultz,

1:05:07

these guys have the fucking president on,

1:05:09

like they look at that and think

1:05:11

that should have been us. And instead

1:05:14

it's, you know, busted with the boys

1:05:16

is taking their place and stuff like

1:05:18

that. Good show, busting with the boys,

1:05:21

I like that. Yeah. Have you ever

1:05:23

tried to... I got this fucking guy

1:05:25

next to me, keep going. So have

1:05:28

you ever tried a Mexican cookie? It's...

1:05:30

This is called Mexican Cooke. If you

1:05:32

don't know, if you're not a fan

1:05:35

of Gringo Poppy, like I am, that's

1:05:37

one of the staple bits. Now you're

1:05:39

going to watch Brian Callan pretend he

1:05:42

has no idea what Mattan is talking

1:05:44

about here, but Mattan doesn't let up.

1:05:46

So a Mexican cookie, Mattan will explain

1:05:49

what it is, but what it really

1:05:51

is, is just lazy joke writing. It's

1:05:53

like a chocolate chip with salt salt

1:05:55

all over it. No, that reaction counts.

1:05:58

Someone knows what he's doing. And all

1:06:00

of a sudden you're going to see

1:06:02

Cowan Pike play dumb and pretend it's

1:06:05

something else. It is weird. Like he

1:06:07

must have known Brendan's act was going

1:06:09

to come up, but watch him try

1:06:12

and pivot away from that. It's my

1:06:14

favorite food, to be honest with you.

1:06:16

I love the sweet and spicy person

1:06:19

myself, like behind my face. Thank God,

1:06:21

he's fucking down with his pizza. It's

1:06:23

fucking monkey. I'm sorry I shouldn't call

1:06:26

him that. The point is... Is that

1:06:28

wow? Why did you say that? Because

1:06:30

he just popped out. I might not

1:06:33

have realized what you... But Brian, like,

1:06:35

tries to kind of spin a like,

1:06:37

he tries to be playful with it,

1:06:40

but then he goes on this thing

1:06:42

where it seems like he doesn't get

1:06:44

that that's a shop joke. You can

1:06:47

tell by his reaction he knows, but

1:06:49

then Matan brings it back up in

1:06:51

a few minutes. That's explaining the joke.

1:06:54

Sorry, I got distracted a little bit.

1:06:56

Why is the Mexican cookie chocolate chip

1:06:58

with salts all over it? Your favorite

1:07:01

food? Because it's not what you would

1:07:03

expect. And it's like, it's what I

1:07:05

call essential food. Have you tried it

1:07:07

before? No, but I'm going to. Who's

1:07:10

going to introduce you to it? Probably

1:07:12

Matan. If it wasn't me. Because earlier

1:07:14

you said it was your favorite food

1:07:17

implying that you would have tried it.

1:07:19

Yeah, because I went through it on

1:07:21

my mind. Viral flooring?

1:07:24

And the other one to tell me

1:07:26

he was Venezuelan. Where's Brendan Schwabram? It's

1:07:28

Shab. You have to say his name.

1:07:30

Brennan Shab? Yeah, Brennan Shab. He is

1:07:33

not Mexican? So why would you? Not

1:07:35

Latin. He's actually a white boy? So

1:07:37

why didn't you say that? Well, because

1:07:40

you said shab and I said shab.

1:07:42

That's where I got introduced to it

1:07:44

and it's my favorite food. Really? Yeah,

1:07:46

the Mexican cookie. You fucking led me

1:07:49

down the rabbit hole and I fell

1:07:51

for it. And you're looking up like

1:07:53

you don't know what you're saying. Well,

1:07:55

I don't know. See? You're acting innocent,

1:07:58

but you're not doing a good job.

1:08:00

I didn't do anything. God, I'm just...

1:08:02

Tell us your name to be honest

1:08:04

too. Matan! You just realize now what

1:08:07

that question was? I fucked up. I

1:08:09

thought you would have got it immediately.

1:08:11

I didn't. There is something like, I'll

1:08:14

defend count and say, like, there is,

1:08:16

the people that obsess over Brendan on

1:08:18

Reddit and everything, shout it to the

1:08:20

homeless cats, P.F. Changks. But like, some

1:08:23

of the people think, oh, they live

1:08:25

in fear of this every day. Brian

1:08:27

count probably isn't thinking about a Mexican

1:08:29

cookie. that often. But I will acknowledge,

1:08:32

like it did seem like he knew

1:08:34

what it was. So like, what I

1:08:36

respect about Calvin here is he doesn't

1:08:39

know what the fuck to do. He

1:08:41

doesn't know the best way to answer

1:08:43

these questions while appeasing Mattan and this

1:08:45

audience and getting them to respect him,

1:08:48

but also maintaining his friendship with Brennan

1:08:50

Shob. Like he's walking a tightrope here

1:08:52

and doing his best at it, I

1:08:54

guess. Like I do think there's a

1:08:57

way to... play with it, but in

1:08:59

order to do that, you need Brendan

1:09:01

to sign off. And we just can't

1:09:03

get that last step. Like, Brendan did

1:09:06

Skankfest and the Legion of Skanks, and

1:09:08

he was playful with it. We can't

1:09:10

get that last step. Like, if Brendan

1:09:13

does Matan show, maybe, just maybe, he

1:09:15

could rehabilitate his image. I still think,

1:09:17

and I keep getting... Fucked on this

1:09:19

every time I say it Brendan goes

1:09:22

out of his way to prove me

1:09:24

wrong whether it's the truck giveaway that

1:09:26

he's been doing or you know making

1:09:28

a tearful retirement from stand up all

1:09:31

that shit It doesn't seem like Brennan

1:09:33

has it in him But like there

1:09:35

is a path for redemption for Brendan

1:09:38

Shob and it's it doesn't seem like

1:09:40

he's gonna do it based on these

1:09:42

Calvin reactions because Cal is still afraid

1:09:44

of overstepping with Brendan Which I have

1:09:47

a question have they ever done these

1:09:49

guys have they ever done a roast?

1:09:51

Is there like a Brennan show roast

1:09:53

out that is the ticket back into

1:09:56

this could be ugly? Yeah, but well

1:09:58

here's the here's the problem with that

1:10:00

though You know what happens on a

1:10:02

roast? The subject goes last. That's right.

1:10:05

You know what I mean? Like, the

1:10:07

ultimate problem is Brendan would have to

1:10:09

perform. It would be the greatest roast

1:10:12

of all time. Knowing that that is

1:10:14

the last thing. I'd love it. But

1:10:16

I'm saying like if you're doing it

1:10:18

to rehab his image and like bring

1:10:21

him back into comedy. I don't know

1:10:23

that allowing him to perform comedy is

1:10:25

the way to do that. That's not

1:10:27

why I'm doing it, Mike. I'm doing

1:10:30

it so Brian has some things he

1:10:32

wants to say about Brendan, but is

1:10:34

not able to say them. And I

1:10:37

think that would give him the opportunity

1:10:39

to say them. And they would have

1:10:41

to do it right. They would have

1:10:43

to let Tim Dillon be on it.

1:10:46

And Tony Hinchcliffe and the guys that

1:10:48

would really go after them. They'd have

1:10:50

to let Bobby Lee do it do

1:10:52

it. Like they would have to allow

1:10:55

everything to allow everything. I just don't

1:10:57

know if Brennan has that in him.

1:10:59

It seems like Cowan does though, so

1:11:01

good for him. This was called Homeless

1:11:04

Cats. Yeah, shout out to P.F. Changs,

1:11:06

as I said. Man, Brennan. I just

1:11:08

know all about you guys, and I'm

1:11:11

happy that you're here, and... Okay. I

1:11:13

got rid of... I feel like you're

1:11:15

not being sincere. I got rid of...

1:11:17

And why are you looking over there?

1:11:20

You're not looking at me? I got

1:11:22

rid of all of the animals that

1:11:24

I have, the animals that I have

1:11:26

here, that I have here, usually, usually,

1:11:29

you know. And I got rid of

1:11:31

some of the... I know a lot

1:11:33

about animals. There were some homeless people

1:11:36

that used to be here. I got

1:11:38

rid of that. Okay. Yeah. All right.

1:11:40

Thank you. Are you getting this reference

1:11:42

yet or no? I got rid of

1:11:45

like the cats and all that. Like

1:11:47

he's trying to get into... Brian's just

1:11:49

not playing dumb or he's genuinely just

1:11:51

not picking up on it. Because that's

1:11:54

not as direct as Matan could have

1:11:56

been maybe. It's this is a weird

1:11:58

spot from a ton too where like

1:12:00

I almost wish he had a more

1:12:03

real discussion with him but this character

1:12:05

it would kill the character if he

1:12:07

did that you know so it's a

1:12:10

weird place for a ton to be

1:12:12

also So I think. This was called

1:12:14

worst comedians. Yeah, so he has Brian

1:12:16

named some of the best comedians and

1:12:19

then says, well, what's the antithesis of

1:12:21

that? What would you say? Within your

1:12:23

friend group, who do you think are

1:12:25

the five funnies comedians? I think Bill

1:12:28

Burr, I think dove David off. So

1:12:30

I think Steve Bernie's, he's connected. Hey,

1:12:32

the last two segments. How did David

1:12:35

off from Steve Burns slip in there?

1:12:37

And cracks me up. I think Andrew

1:12:39

Santino is hilarious. Okay. I think Bobby

1:12:41

Lee's hilarious. So that's the five. I

1:12:44

think Sebastian Manaskalco is hilarious. Okay, so

1:12:46

she's a lot of famous friends. Joe

1:12:48

Rogan. Well, I said, okay, well, let's

1:12:50

move on to the next thing. Who

1:12:53

now are the five least funny? So

1:12:55

now you can get to those guys.

1:12:57

That's a fucked up question. It's a

1:12:59

smart question. You already have one in

1:13:02

there so far? It's a smart question.

1:13:04

Yeah. You already have the first one?

1:13:06

Wait a minute. I'm just assuming that

1:13:09

you knew that was the next question.

1:13:11

That's why you said guy at the

1:13:13

end? Do you understand he could make

1:13:15

one phone call? He could open his

1:13:18

fucking window and whisper and this whole

1:13:20

podcast goes away. Oh, are we talking

1:13:22

about Brendan Schwab or Joe Rogan? Oh,

1:13:24

I love Joe Rogan. He's funny. Oh,

1:13:27

but she's in that top five, the

1:13:29

second list. So now finish the next

1:13:31

four. I mean, the four who are

1:13:34

not funny? They're a lot of good.

1:13:36

They're a lot of comics. We both

1:13:38

know who the next guy is. Will

1:13:40

you say it? A lot. Look. I

1:13:43

feel like you're baiting me. Listen. I'm

1:13:45

looking up. There are a lot of

1:13:47

comics. Okay, look. I can't contain to

1:13:49

look at you. Listen. I can't contain

1:13:52

to look at you. Listen. I can't

1:13:54

contain to look at you. Listen. You're

1:13:56

a lot of comedy. I can't ask

1:13:58

you real quick. 20 seconds. I did.

1:14:01

Now when I'm asking for the five

1:14:03

least funny, I know what names are

1:14:05

coming to your mind. That's that you

1:14:08

are not a mind reader, dude. I

1:14:10

know at least two of them. One

1:14:12

of them you named, one of them

1:14:14

we named earlier and I want you

1:14:17

to name him. Don't say. Oh, okay.

1:14:19

I don't know what you're saying. Okay.

1:14:21

So let's start off with you. The

1:14:23

name of the least funny ones. Go

1:14:26

ahead. Okay. So. So. So. So. Stop

1:14:28

looking up like that. Stand up just

1:14:30

such bullshit. No, I'm not bullshitting. You

1:14:33

have to do this explanation when I

1:14:35

asked you for the five years. I'm

1:14:37

trying to create a caveat here. Stand

1:14:39

up is something like you know that

1:14:42

I have to get an answer from

1:14:44

you. I can't accept not getting an

1:14:46

answer or you win. See, you win.

1:14:48

That's worth tons of tough stuff. Like

1:14:51

he is doing this for like read

1:14:53

it. and red bar and shit like

1:14:55

that. Like, Mattan is trying to please

1:14:57

people that I don't think will ever

1:15:00

necessarily be pleased with how this comes

1:15:02

out. But that makes you ask yourself,

1:15:04

because Callan is so close to just

1:15:07

being like, yeah, Shob, obviously. So close.

1:15:09

How freeing would it be for all

1:15:11

involved? If we could all just say,

1:15:13

and by we, I mean, Brian Callan

1:15:16

and Brendan Shob, could just be like,

1:15:18

yeah, Brendan's stand-up career was a disaster.

1:15:20

But he tried like he gave it

1:15:22

his all and maybe he shouldn't have

1:15:25

taken the showtime deal And he definitely

1:15:27

shouldn't have put out gringo Poppy after

1:15:29

that, but like he gave it his

1:15:32

all could any of you do better?

1:15:34

Like how freeing would that be? If

1:15:36

Brian and Brendan could just say that,

1:15:38

but Brian can't say it because he

1:15:41

knows Brendan's not there yet He's not

1:15:43

capable of acknowledging that which is so

1:15:45

strange where it's like What you're hearing

1:15:47

there by Brian laughing He's like, I

1:15:50

know who you're referring to all that

1:15:52

shit. It's him acknowledging like you think

1:15:54

Brendan Shaw was a terrible comedian, and

1:15:56

I'm not allowed to agree with you

1:15:59

So it's it's like it's like when

1:16:01

they say like the end on the

1:16:03

news, we all know what word they're

1:16:06

saying. It's similar to that, like we

1:16:08

all know what Mattan and Brian are

1:16:10

doing. We all know the conversation they're

1:16:12

having. It's childish that we can't just

1:16:15

take that next step and outwardly say

1:16:17

it in fear of upsetting Brendan Shrov.

1:16:19

It is amazing to me at this

1:16:21

point that Brendan doesn't want to say

1:16:24

like, guys, I know I fucking sucked

1:16:26

that stand up. Because when Brendan does

1:16:28

that, he'll do it with like, he's

1:16:30

like, he's like, hey. I wasn't the

1:16:33

greatest stand-up, but neither were Bill Burr

1:16:35

and Louis C.K. when they were in

1:16:37

their 30s, it's like, don't you dare.

1:16:40

Don't you dare invoke Louis C.K's name

1:16:42

in this conversation. It's not anywhere close

1:16:44

to the same. So that's like the

1:16:46

kind of frustrating thing, but this might

1:16:49

be as close as we ever get

1:16:51

to them acknowledging that. If Brendan's job

1:16:53

was built like Ari Shafir, I don't

1:16:55

think anyone would have problems saying what

1:16:58

they want to say. They're all just

1:17:00

afraid of that fucking ear that ear.

1:17:02

There's a little of that, but there's

1:17:05

also like Brian is friends with Brendan.

1:17:07

You know what I mean? Like, if

1:17:09

you just made me say something about

1:17:11

a good friend of mine that they're

1:17:14

sensitive about, I'd be super uncomfortable with

1:17:16

that. You know what I mean? I'd

1:17:18

be like, oh, no, man, I'm... I

1:17:21

think he is funny, whatever, you know,

1:17:23

like, that is a dickhead thing to

1:17:26

do to a friend, just sandbag him

1:17:28

on some Troll's show. But like, at

1:17:30

this point, it's strange that Brendan doesn't

1:17:32

have the, to be like, hey, I

1:17:35

think I'm good at podcasting, I think

1:17:37

I'm good at UFC commentary, I was

1:17:39

a horrendous stand-up, you know, like, it's

1:17:42

weird that he can't say that when

1:17:44

that's been the unanimous feedback. That roast

1:17:46

would free everyone man. This one next

1:17:48

one is called T. F. A. T.

1:17:51

Key the fighter in the kid. Yes.

1:17:53

So we hear about that podcast and

1:17:55

I think what Brian saying is. is

1:17:57

somewhat true when there's a little jealousy

1:18:00

underlying, but let's hear it. Go first.

1:18:02

I think that everybody is funny in

1:18:04

their own right. I think people are

1:18:07

all very funny in their own way.

1:18:09

Maybe they're going to talking, maybe they're

1:18:11

good in fighting. Yeah. So name them.

1:18:13

The people that are good at talking

1:18:16

and fighting? Sure. Okay, people that are

1:18:18

very good at talking and fighting. Well,

1:18:20

my co-host, for example, I'm fighting the

1:18:22

kid. Oh, what's his name? Brennan shop.

1:18:25

Very funny. Very funny man. Oh, he's

1:18:27

funny. Very funny. Very strong. You legally

1:18:29

have to say that? No, no, no.

1:18:32

Listen. Do you listen to a fighter

1:18:34

in the kid? Um, I don't see.

1:18:36

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

1:18:38

Um, you went like this. You went,

1:18:41

um, which means I don't listen to

1:18:43

the full episodes. But I, I, you

1:18:45

see, there's so much nuance. that you

1:18:48

can't listen to like i guess i've

1:18:50

listened to a few episodes i don't

1:18:52

know how much nuance there is new

1:18:54

ones when i pull clips i have

1:18:57

to go to the whole fucking episode

1:18:59

nuanced feels strong but i've often responded

1:19:01

to you Mike like these clips you

1:19:03

sent to me not understanding can you

1:19:06

explain the nuance of the city and

1:19:08

then i and then i give an

1:19:10

eight-hour seminar on the new ones of

1:19:13

the fighter in the kit about it

1:19:15

from different sources so you're hearing a

1:19:17

third party dude I need you to

1:19:19

get involved in the podcast fighter and

1:19:22

the kid and you will see that

1:19:24

I'm not just the only genius in

1:19:26

that fucking duo it's Brendan Shob I'll

1:19:29

tell you now we've gone a little

1:19:31

crazy I would say neither of you

1:19:33

are geniuses Brian and I'm sure a

1:19:35

lot of people like your show but

1:19:38

genius feels a little strong for either

1:19:40

of you Yeah,

1:19:42

there's a great chat in here that

1:19:44

said he looked like Jack White. He

1:19:46

does look like Jack White. This is

1:19:48

Mattan Evan. Oh, does he? Definitely. He

1:19:50

looks like a Tim Burton version of

1:19:52

Jack White. That's what I mean. Okay.

1:19:55

Yes. Yes. Are you talking about the

1:19:57

underground community? You son of a bitch.

1:20:00

Yeah, so like Brian's calling him

1:20:02

out for like trying to appease

1:20:04

the homeless cats, but For the

1:20:06

answer to be to like Brian

1:20:08

was almost there where he's like

1:20:10

dude you don't even listen to

1:20:13

the full episode get what listen

1:20:15

to a full episode give it

1:20:17

a try But to say like then

1:20:19

you'll see that both me and

1:20:21

Brendan are geniuses. It's like. Oh,

1:20:24

that's why people make funny. You

1:20:26

just nailed it now. This one's

1:20:28

called a tiger belly for those

1:20:30

that need a history lesson on

1:20:32

this one. The Tiger belly

1:20:34

beef is where a lot

1:20:36

of people, that drew a

1:20:38

lot of lines in the

1:20:40

comedy community, where Brendan really

1:20:42

overreacted to getting trolled and

1:20:44

blamed Kala. A lot of

1:20:47

people think Kala is guilty

1:20:49

of this, in fact. But the

1:20:51

real gross part of it was

1:20:53

Brian threatening. His longtime

1:20:55

friend Bobby Lee, who's a

1:20:57

tiny, a tiny little boy,

1:20:59

a tiny little scared boy,

1:21:01

Brian threatened to beat him

1:21:03

up, on multiple phone calls.

1:21:05

And this is him having

1:21:07

to answer for that here.

1:21:10

There's a couple hundred

1:21:12

thousand of us now. You're

1:21:14

part of that community? I started

1:21:16

it. You started it? Oh, you

1:21:19

know what email I used

1:21:21

too. Which? You know. What is it?

1:21:23

Tiger belly. Listen, listen me right

1:21:25

now. I got some information.

1:21:27

This is why I have the great

1:21:29

podcast, because nobody else will talk to

1:21:31

you like this. I know and I

1:21:33

appreciate it. Yeah, it's good that we're

1:21:35

getting this out there. Yeah, now look,

1:21:37

now that I mention, now look, now

1:21:40

that I mention, now that I mention,

1:21:42

now that I mention, now that I

1:21:44

mention that, now that I mention, are

1:21:46

you going to call me after this

1:21:48

and threaten to, like, I know, Matan

1:21:50

is in character and everything and everything?

1:21:53

But he is like, I hear a lot

1:21:55

of podcasters make fun of the people who

1:21:57

are interested in the type of shit we're

1:21:59

doing. right now like the the gossipy

1:22:02

inside angle of podcasting and a couple

1:22:04

things if that went away none

1:22:06

of your podcast would be as

1:22:08

big as they are like all the

1:22:10

people who think that's lame that we

1:22:13

care so much about podcasts your

1:22:15

audience evaporates if you eliminate all

1:22:17

the people that care about that shit

1:22:19

like the reason these podcast have

1:22:21

such a massive following is because

1:22:23

people care I remember when we talked

1:22:25

about Toby McMullen getting fired from Are

1:22:28

You Garbage? A lot of people

1:22:30

were very interested in it, that

1:22:32

video did very well, but there were

1:22:34

some comments that were like, oh,

1:22:36

who cares? A guy left a

1:22:38

podcast, who gives a shit? Well, if

1:22:40

that caring goes away, then so

1:22:42

goes the audience. Like, today with

1:22:44

the Super Bowl, if your passion for

1:22:47

it is like, hey, you know, I

1:22:49

hope both teams play hard and

1:22:51

feel good about the outcome. At

1:22:53

the end of the day it doesn't

1:22:55

really matter who wins. Well if

1:22:57

that's the mentality of every sports

1:22:59

fan, you can collapse the NFL. Goodbye

1:23:02

football. You need people to really give

1:23:04

a fuck. You need people to

1:23:06

care if the chiefs are as

1:23:08

good as the patriots dynasty. And if

1:23:10

the chiefs are cheating and the

1:23:12

refs are in the back, like

1:23:14

you need people to care about that

1:23:17

shit. So from a time to say

1:23:19

like, hey I'm the only guy

1:23:21

that will talk to you like

1:23:23

this. I get that he's in character.

1:23:25

if comics were more open to

1:23:27

having these conversations and didn't shit

1:23:29

on the people that care about it,

1:23:32

it would be interesting, you'd be appeasing

1:23:34

the fans, and also it would

1:23:36

free them in a way. Like

1:23:38

if Brian and Brendan could have had

1:23:40

this conversation 10 years ago, I

1:23:42

don't think they would have had

1:23:44

the downfall that they've had. If they

1:23:47

could openly talk about the Reddit,

1:23:49

without trying to sue people, like

1:23:51

Brendan sued a guy on YouTube for

1:23:53

talking shit about him. Instead. Have the

1:23:55

guy on! That guy, unique, is

1:23:57

a mush-mouthed drunk who sounds retarded.

1:23:59

I love Kyle. Kyle is a great

1:24:02

man. He's put out a lot

1:24:04

of great content. But he sounds

1:24:06

mentally challenged. So you could have just

1:24:08

had him on and made him look

1:24:11

foolish, but instead you went there

1:24:13

out of litigation. So like, Matan

1:24:15

is giving you guys a life raft

1:24:17

here, whether you see it or

1:24:19

not. And I appreciate Brian playing

1:24:21

along, but I don't know if Brendan

1:24:23

ever will. Right, right, right. To admit

1:24:26

that you did that. What's that?

1:24:28

What? Yeah, I did. You admitted

1:24:30

it. Come on. I did. I did.

1:24:32

I did. But also, I think

1:24:34

you're talking about Tiger belly and...

1:24:36

I love Tiger. I went on there

1:24:38

recently. So do I. Did Bobby?

1:24:40

This whole thing. The reason Brian

1:24:42

threatened to kill Bobby Lee is because

1:24:45

of people trolling them. Just keep that

1:24:47

in mind. Like, they could have

1:24:49

been so free if they just

1:24:51

didn't let the comments bother them as

1:24:53

bother them as much. Off camera.

1:24:55

Did he say good things? He

1:24:57

said that you threatened to beat him

1:25:00

up and kill him. I can't remember

1:25:02

exactly. He didn't mention that, but

1:25:04

I heard on that community. And

1:25:06

you know, Brian has acknowledged it in

1:25:08

the past and he's apologized to

1:25:10

Bobby and everything, but it's like,

1:25:12

take stock in what you're doing where

1:25:15

if you're threatening little adorable Bobby Lee,

1:25:17

physically, yes. Take a step back

1:25:19

and say like we shouldn't be

1:25:21

behaving like maybe there's a different route

1:25:23

to approaching all this even if

1:25:25

Kala is shitting on you on

1:25:27

red it there's there's a different route

1:25:30

than you know litigation getting lawyers involved

1:25:32

it's so anti-comity the way they

1:25:34

handle all that so I'm glad

1:25:36

they hopefully are now going the route

1:25:38

of embracing a little bit like

1:25:40

going on a ton show Yeah,

1:25:42

I mean, Mike, you gotta give him

1:25:45

some grace. They were in their

1:25:47

mid-40s. I mean, you're still learning.

1:25:49

Right, right, right. You don't really develop

1:25:51

until you're like 90. That's a good

1:25:53

point, yeah. Brian was in his

1:25:55

50s when the Bobby Lee thing

1:25:57

was like 55. Last one here is

1:26:00

called Nice Moment. Well, this is

1:26:02

not, and I appreciate Matan acknowledging

1:26:04

this because the thought I was having

1:26:06

while I was watching it. I don't

1:26:08

have an answer for you. Two.

1:26:11

Again, I would never say who

1:26:13

I don't think is funny. It's so

1:26:15

mean. Okay, let me phrase it

1:26:17

like this. Is he a von

1:26:19

funny? Yes. He's very funny. Yes. Is

1:26:21

your co-host funny? I think my co-

1:26:24

You mean on fighting? You didn't

1:26:26

say... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1:26:28

wait, wait, no, on the fighter and

1:26:30

kid? In the fighter and kid?

1:26:32

He's very funny. No, he's not.

1:26:34

Oh, he's not. Oh, come on. You

1:26:36

don't even listen to the podcast. You

1:26:39

get your information from the community?

1:26:41

I did. That was nice to

1:26:43

actually warn my heart a little bit.

1:26:45

Good for Mattan for acknowledging that.

1:26:47

Because it was, Brian knew what

1:26:49

he was walking into, at least to

1:26:51

an extent, and he knew he

1:26:53

was gonna get those Brendan Shob

1:26:55

questions and he handled it the best

1:26:58

he could, I guess. So yeah, good

1:27:00

for him for showing up and

1:27:02

good for Mattan for bringing it.

1:27:04

I thought he did a good job

1:27:06

with the interview. It's actually one

1:27:08

of my new favorite shows, that

1:27:10

Mattan show, I really like. Yeah, I

1:27:13

like it a lot, I think there

1:27:15

is. an element where sometimes he

1:27:17

tries to appease read it a

1:27:19

little too much. But yeah, he's only

1:27:21

a 17 year old kid for

1:27:23

God's sake. Right, he hasn't done

1:27:25

his time in the barrel yet. Once

1:27:28

his time comes and he does his

1:27:30

time in the credit barrel, he'll

1:27:32

be like, yeah, maybe I won't

1:27:34

listen to these guys. He had a

1:27:36

great, uh, Calvin goes, that's not

1:27:38

a big difference. It's a hilarious

1:27:40

answer to be like, well, maybe I

1:27:43

am 21, but that's basically the

1:27:45

same as 17. Exactly the same.

1:27:47

When you get, it's exactly the same.

1:27:49

All right, Mike, you ready for some

1:27:51

big Jay Oakerson? Yeah, this is

1:27:53

this is a quick one. I

1:27:55

just wanted to touch on it because

1:27:58

we love Big J here. This

1:28:00

is not shitting on Big J

1:28:02

anyway. I truly think we had evidence

1:28:04

last week that Big J might watch

1:28:06

shows like this. I don't know

1:28:08

if he's ever tuned into the

1:28:10

Blind Mike project, but I know he's

1:28:13

caught coverage of the Dabbleverse and

1:28:15

Dabbleverse related shows. So I wanted

1:28:17

to put this out there as a

1:28:19

help to my friend Big J. Because

1:28:22

we all have crutches. I have

1:28:24

them, and I wish I could

1:28:26

name them right now, but the fact

1:28:28

that I can't think of them

1:28:30

is why I still do them.

1:28:32

Like, I forget what mine are. Casey's

1:28:34

is saying, hey, oh, after every joke.

1:28:37

There you go. Yeah. We all

1:28:39

have crutches that people point out.

1:28:41

I've never noticed one that happens this

1:28:43

rapidly. So we'll ease into the

1:28:45

water. We'll dip our toe in

1:28:47

on the bonfire. And then we'll show

1:28:49

you an example, just the most

1:28:51

recent example, and it's not the

1:28:53

most egregious that I've heard. But first

1:28:56

let's hear Bobby calling out Big J

1:28:58

for what his crutches. All right,

1:29:00

I think that's the beginning of

1:29:02

the bonfire, correct? Yes, hold on once

1:29:04

again. I didn't know when you

1:29:06

started. Harry. I say to all

1:29:08

the white people. In the history, in

1:29:11

the spirit of Black History. Jacob? Happy

1:29:13

Black History Month. How are you

1:29:15

celebrating? Eating peanut butter in front

1:29:17

of an air conditioner? Those are all

1:29:19

black things, just so you know.

1:29:21

You don't even probably know that,

1:29:23

because you don't know about black history.

1:29:26

I didn't know that. Is that a

1:29:28

black thing? Black Blue. Happy Black

1:29:30

History Month, my man. To you

1:29:32

as well, so. What do we have

1:29:34

to do? Listen to Faricon speeches.

1:29:36

Just giving you some context to

1:29:38

you. Please, Black History Month. We have

1:29:41

an awesome guest in studio with us

1:29:43

today. He's been coming in when

1:29:45

you had to be out, Bobby,

1:29:47

before. It's rare we get to all

1:29:49

hang out together, everybody. Uh, of

1:29:51

course you could check out his

1:29:53

podcast, Dad, Meet, wherever you listen to

1:29:56

podcast. He's also gonna be a

1:29:58

wise guy in Vegas, March 7th

1:30:00

and 8th, everybody. It's the great hilarious

1:30:02

Tim Butterlee. You do? Back on land.

1:30:04

I gotta say something. You do

1:30:06

say everybody a lot. Do I?

1:30:08

Buddy, you say you didn't, and you

1:30:11

gave me shit for it. But

1:30:13

you say everybody. Yeah. And you

1:30:15

just went to everybody. It's panic. Why

1:30:17

panic? So good at this. I start

1:30:19

talking fast and I want to

1:30:22

make sure it is weird like

1:30:24

Jay's been doing a radio show for

1:30:26

10 years now He's a very

1:30:28

good broadcaster. He's hilarious and there's

1:30:30

this nervous stick that he has when

1:30:32

he's introducing people And he just can't

1:30:35

get rid of it or what?

1:30:37

He is not only can you

1:30:39

not get rid of it. He's I've

1:30:41

heard him twice deny he's doing

1:30:43

it as he's doing that's ridiculous.

1:30:45

I don't say everybody I don't do

1:30:47

this everybody I don't do this

1:30:49

everybody I Everybody. Blow us. We'll

1:30:51

hear another example. So I say everybody

1:30:54

in intros a lot. All right. It

1:30:56

hurts so much when I'd start

1:30:58

doing intros. Yeah. At skanks. And

1:31:00

I just look, and just Lewis is

1:31:02

next to me and he goes.

1:31:04

is one of the best producers

1:31:06

as far as like drops and stuff

1:31:09

goes. It's masterful timing. But yeah, so

1:31:11

they bring it up here and

1:31:13

Bobby calls him out for saying,

1:31:15

you told me you didn't do it.

1:31:17

I'm hearing everybody all the time.

1:31:19

So I've heard examples. Me and

1:31:21

me and the skirt watch Story Wars

1:31:24

where Big Jay, like we've we've we've

1:31:26

laughed at how often he's saying

1:31:28

everybody to the point where she'll

1:31:30

say she's like he's doing it on

1:31:32

purpose now. But I'm telling you

1:31:34

he isn't. So I just went

1:31:36

to the most recent example, the intro

1:31:39

of the Legion of Skanks podcast from

1:31:41

this past week, where you hear

1:31:43

Tim Butterleys on it again, and

1:31:45

you'll hear Jay, like, let's count the

1:31:47

ever, do we have a sound

1:31:49

we can make every time he

1:31:51

says everybody? It's already edited into the

1:31:54

video. All right, actually. So we're

1:31:56

going to get an everybody count

1:31:58

going, this is cry, I've heard a

1:32:00

lot of people with crutches, I've never

1:32:02

heard it quite like this. It's

1:32:04

good. Can I get it up

1:32:06

my headphones a little bit? What's up?

1:32:09

Everybody is Legion of Skanks Podcast.

1:32:11

We're coming to you from the

1:32:13

Stand Comedy Club, everybody. And the Skanks

1:32:15

are all here. Of course, to my

1:32:17

right. We got Davy Smith. Hello.

1:32:21

To my left is always the Puerto

1:32:23

Rican rattlesnake Lewis Jake Omez. He's made

1:32:25

through a couple sentences. Podcasting King of

1:32:27

Things. You know what the pucks up,

1:32:29

baby boy. And I am Big Jokerson.

1:32:32

Together we are the legendary Legion of

1:32:34

Skanks. What's up everybody? Thanks for joining

1:32:36

us today. Came on a very, very

1:32:38

good night everybody. We got a lot

1:32:40

of fun stuff talking about too. Why

1:32:42

does he keep putting the same sentence

1:32:45

he'll say it multiple times? It's such

1:32:47

a good word though when you're round

1:32:49

people. Everybody. Everybody. Our first guest. What