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of a lot of my mind

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the news desk in just a

4:54

second. I've got a question I'm

5:02

looking at this photograph of these new pants

5:04

that are supposed to be the new big

5:06

thing. I tried to find a photograph. I

5:09

couldn't see anybody's butt crack. I just saw

5:11

him hanging on them. I'd like to see

5:13

those pants on you, Tom. See you. All

5:15

you got to do is walk behind them.

5:17

Go to the New York Times. I

5:20

don't have a subscription. I ain't

5:22

paying for it. You're

5:24

getting a good two or three inches

5:26

of butt crack on this dude and the

5:28

lady in front of them. Yeah, they're

5:31

walking. In some fashion

5:33

show silly. Yeah in any

5:35

event What is the distinction

5:37

between the whale's tail and

5:39

the camel toe Christy? Oh

5:42

big big big distinction camel

5:44

toe a is in front

5:46

where the ladies have the

5:48

And the whale's tail is

5:50

the back where the thong

5:53

comes out. That's just the

5:55

underwear Labial puffiness, I see

5:57

yeah if you suffer from

5:59

labial puffiness Get

6:01

puff away. It's

6:04

just a puff away. It's just

6:06

a puff away. Wouldn't

6:08

you like to be normal

6:11

down there? But

6:13

isn't it the opposite? What

6:15

do you mean? We had the

6:17

news story about women getting it

6:19

puffier. Yeah. They were adding... I'm

6:22

against that. You don't like the

6:24

puffy? It's

6:26

like a magic trick. There's nothing

6:28

that should be... Hang

6:30

it out. Is there? Tom,

6:33

your thoughts. Guys, very. Everybody's

6:35

different. Yeah, everybody's different. All bodies

6:37

are different. All likes are

6:39

different. All skin colors different. Yeah.

6:42

I'm trying to... Some people like

6:44

that. Some that. It's called...

6:46

I always want to pronounce it

6:48

wrong. It's

6:50

called labial puffing. Well,

6:54

that sounds like a weird

6:56

cigarette or something. No, it

6:58

sounds like a weird way

7:00

to smoke a cigarette. No,

7:02

no, no, no up here

7:04

You know that there there

7:06

was a lady who could

7:08

She would take it in

7:11

and blow it out rings

7:13

ring no rings No ring.

7:15

Oh, that'd be that'd be

7:17

at Sullivan level I could

7:19

understand why that would be

7:21

disappointing But when you see

7:23

it man, it's something else.

7:25

Here's the article it says

7:27

She shoots ping pong balls

7:30

with it. Thank you. Some

7:32

women are undergoing so -called labial

7:34

puffing in an effort to

7:36

have what their quotation is,

7:38

attractive vaginas. One

7:40

per customer, I'm assuming. I

7:42

wonder what the PSI on that is. Like what

7:44

they bring. Oh, how much

7:46

air pressure? Yeah, and they bring

7:48

it up to a 32. What do

7:50

you think the percentages of guys

7:52

who know or another, their partners, what

7:55

that looks like? I

7:58

bet - What? Oh wait,

8:00

could they recognize it in a lineup? Yeah,

8:02

there's no way. I bet it's like

8:04

less than probably 30 % could recognize your

8:06

partner. Right, I see what you're saying. Making

8:08

bits. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. Oh,

8:11

you're not saying you're gonna go, oh, she's

8:13

had work done. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you're

8:15

not gonna, I don't think any, you're

8:17

saying that a man wouldn't recognize

8:19

ladies. I don't think a man would,

8:22

there are some considering that

8:24

act. Because you're not very

8:26

many two different courses here. You're not saying

8:28

if there was a police lineup of Mommy

8:30

parts in front of you you could say

8:33

oh, that's my girlfriend right there, right? I

8:35

recognize that one. Oh, that's what you worse

8:37

No, I think he's saying if a man

8:39

saw one of these that had been modified

8:41

with these dermal filters if they go she's

8:43

done No, I'm not saying that I'm saying

8:45

that most guys wouldn't know what their girl

8:47

look like because they don't spend time down

8:49

there That's why I every woman I'm with

8:52

I insist get my name tattooed right above

8:54

it And

8:56

I take, for instance, and this is just

8:58

me. I take a lot of action

9:00

shots with my phone. I'm

9:02

down there so I can look

9:04

back and go, OK, well,

9:06

here's what I did there. Oh,

9:08

well. The article continues, if

9:10

we get back to reality. Film

9:12

session. The procedure uses, quote,

9:14

dermal filters like. Juvederm, and

9:16

fillers. They use fillers, not

9:19

filters. It says

9:21

hyaluronic. Hyaluronic acid, and it's

9:23

a filler. Like the people

9:25

using their lips. It's not filter, Tom. I

9:27

prefer the custard filled. Oh,

9:29

I like cream. No,

9:32

it's to restore the volume to

9:34

the labia majora. You know,

9:36

it's not. You're not doing it

9:39

right. Yeah. Um,

9:41

it's a minimally invasive procedure

9:43

designed to enhance the appearance

9:45

by increasing fullness, et cetera,

9:47

et cetera. Sure. By the

9:49

way, uh, 620 bucks. Oh,

9:51

that's reasonable. Do they use

9:53

needles? Yes. Well, how else

9:55

is that? They put in their mouth and spit it into it. It

10:00

would be kind of irresistible if

10:02

you were getting it done. Some

10:04

guy heard you just say that

10:06

and spontaneously ejaculated what you were

10:09

saying. Oh my

10:11

God, Josh said my thing. Can't get

10:13

any facts out here. Well, it says

10:15

it's injected. Obviously the doctors go, you're

10:17

going to feel a small prick. And

10:19

she goes, I do that about every

10:21

week. Usually on Saturday

10:23

night after midnight. So,

10:27

wow. Puffy. You

10:30

like it puffy? The old puffer

10:32

fish. think I'm on

10:34

record as no. I like it.

10:36

What if there was a cereal called

10:38

labial puffs? I don't think that

10:40

would get past the focus. This

10:44

just in the folks at post have

10:46

lost their minds. Do

10:48

you like the term

10:50

labial puffs more? The same

10:52

or not nearly as

10:55

much as Cheerios? What

10:58

do you think? And

11:00

look, they come in colors. What

11:02

I've been reading all about,

11:04

yeah, focus groups online. What of

11:06

it? Oh,

11:08

wow. Okay. Sorry about that. Christy, what have

11:11

you got? A new poll reveals how

11:13

many people regularly pee in the shower. 100%.

11:16

According to the talk or research

11:18

survey of 2000 Americans, chick. 45

11:20

% pee in the shower throughout

11:23

the course of the average year.

11:25

And 55 % of people are liars.

11:27

Yeah, nearly a quarter of U

11:29

.S. adults pee in the shower

11:31

on a regular basis. What about

11:33

the other process? Is this

11:35

while they're showering? Yes. It's

11:38

a fair point. I mean, hey,

11:40

give me details. Well, the toilet's right

11:42

there. Why would you open the

11:44

shower door? And go in the shower.

11:47

Maybe somebody's on the toilet. Post

11:50

-coitus, I could see doing that. Oh,

11:52

because it's, yeah, yeah, yeah,

11:54

right. What? It goes off like a water

11:56

wiggle. Do you not know that about guys? No.

11:58

After sex, it's, and it goes wherever it

12:00

wants. Really? Yeah. You got to kind of, I

12:02

kind of pry my, right. Well, I think

12:05

Jeff's question is, do you turn the water on?

12:08

know, just walk into the shower and let her rip

12:10

and then next morning. And then I turn the

12:12

water on. Yeah, rinse it down. And rinse it down.

12:14

Are you kidding? That

12:17

is disgusting. Yes, I'm kidding. Without revealing too

12:20

much, by the way, I've noticed my urine

12:22

has some sort of... I'm in the process

12:24

of checking foods and seeing what I've eaten

12:26

in the past week or so to find

12:28

what... What color is it? It's

12:30

yellow and everything's fine that way, and it's not

12:32

too dark, but it's chunky. Some kind

12:34

of... That's a problem. Can I...? I'm

12:36

trying. He's being honest here. I'm being honest.

12:38

Thank you, Pat. Trying to have a

12:40

conversation. And it's a different smell than asparagus,

12:42

so I don't know what I've been

12:44

eating. Oh, is this just regular urination, or

12:46

are you just trying to get the

12:48

semen off of your shower wall? I

12:52

mean, that's quite a

12:55

scenario he's painted there. I

12:57

don't understand. Turning red. First of

12:59

all, why would I? Why

13:01

would I? Try to get

13:03

it off the wall. If the shower head was

13:05

on, I'd work it down. There

13:09

is a game I miss in restrooms

13:11

because of the lack of smoking. Yeah.

13:13

I mean, that's sink the cigarette butt.

13:15

I always enjoyed that. Yeah. Girls

13:17

couldn't play. Yeah. Well, you could, but it would be, you

13:19

have to hover. Yeah. Why don't you get a pack

13:21

of cigarettes and just break them up and put them down

13:23

there? There was something up, yeah, you're right,

13:25

I could. You don't have to start somewhere. But wouldn't that

13:27

be like a $24 thing? Does

13:31

anybody know in here how much a pack of

13:33

cigarettes cost? I have no idea. No idea. Or

13:35

a carton? Depends what state you're in. et cetera,

13:37

et cetera, but they're very pricey as a general

13:39

rule. What was I

13:41

thinking, asking? Mr.

13:45

Muddy the water. Accuracy

13:47

in media, thank you. I don't have

13:49

time to Google every state. Exactly

13:53

what I said. Ask

13:57

a stupid question. Get

14:00

an intelligent answer. That's

14:02

the beauty of this show.

14:07

You stupid idiot.

14:10

So how many people pee in the shower? What

14:12

was it again? 45 % admit they do it

14:15

on the regular basis. That's low. That feels

14:17

inaccurate. Yeah, that's actually 45 % say they do

14:19

it over the course of a year sometime. A

14:21

quarter say they do it on a regular basis.

14:24

I'd say I'm frequent. I'd say I do it

14:26

a lot because I'm a woman and I can

14:28

because I can't do it anywhere else. We can

14:30

too. Well, can't. Oh, I see, but it's, yeah,

14:32

yeah. You'll normally stand with your eight. Doesn't dribble

14:34

down your leg or something? No. When

14:36

you go out back, it dribbles down your leg, right?

14:38

Shh, don't tell people. Oh, yeah.

14:40

On top of urination, 30 % of

14:43

Americans say they sing in the shower.

14:45

What about crappin' in the shower?

14:47

Not right. Come on. How long do

14:49

you think the average shower should

14:51

take? Oh, okay. Nine to

14:53

11 minutes. That's a very good guess.

14:55

Five, five minutes. Five minutes? Nice,

14:57

I'm in there quick, too. Whoa. What

14:59

are you doing in there? I

15:01

gotta wash my hair, condition my hair,

15:03

soap up. Going over every decision

15:05

I've ever made. Stuff like

15:07

that. I think it depends on age,

15:09

right? And sex. If you

15:11

have sex in the shower, it's gonna last longer.

15:13

Well, that also depends on

15:15

age. I mean gender, of which there are

15:18

only two. I have what I call one. I

15:23

don't want to get too political, but there's

15:25

only two. What if

15:27

you're solo, how long does it take?

15:29

A shower? Oh, you mean actually, Matt?

15:31

I don't know. I don't. What happened

15:33

at the shower? No, unless it's Saturday

15:35

and I call that Super Shower Saturday. And

15:38

I spent some time. I would

15:40

say it takes, I'm close to, yeah,

15:42

nine to 12 minutes, I'm saying.

15:44

They say it should take 13 minutes.

15:46

Okay. About 40 % of those polled

15:48

said they are the only ones

15:50

who use their shower. Well, another 40

15:52

% share their shower with their partner,

15:54

and 20 % said they share it

15:56

with their children, not at the

15:58

same time. Jeff, do you and your

16:00

partner share a shower? We

16:03

only have one shower for the whole house,

16:05

so we all five of us. He

16:07

means the same time, do you ever

16:09

get in there with her? No,

16:12

I'm way too big for

16:14

that now. We

16:16

did when I was skinnier, but I like

16:18

the term bouncing around. I was trying

16:20

to be delicate. Belly to belly

16:22

really upset The average American

16:24

only cleans their shower how

16:27

many times per year twice

16:29

Easter and Christmas Right before

16:31

they go to church. That's

16:33

right. My mate comes in

16:35

I'm every two weeks. Yeah

16:37

nine times a year. They

16:39

say Oh too bad once

16:41

a little more than once

16:44

a month How

16:46

many months are in nine times

16:48

a year? using soap and

16:50

water. I got ballpark.

16:52

Hey, I'm using a

16:54

different calendar. Yeah, we're all

16:56

you're using the Gregorian calendar. That's

16:59

that's that's media. That's that's

17:01

the media fake news. Yeah,

17:03

I understand better. I used to

17:05

not clean my shower until

17:07

the curtain was pink. And

17:13

then I would just

17:15

buy a new curtain My

17:17

lady cleans my shower

17:19

door every every week. Oh,

17:21

very nice. That's my

17:23

least My least favorite chore

17:25

of anything at all.

17:28

Yeah, cleaning the cleaning a

17:30

topper shower. I have

17:32

this We have an iron

17:34

issue So like after

17:36

like a week, you know

17:38

your clothes are wrinkled But so

17:40

to clean the tub honestly

17:42

will take me over two hours

17:44

water softener we have a

17:46

water softener and still Yeah, there's

17:48

some yeah High iron around.

17:50

Oh, I don't know like you're

17:52

in a shower with soap

17:54

and what like you know do

17:56

No, I say every time you

17:58

take a shower you're clean

18:00

in the shower Give

18:04

it a spritz. No. Is

18:07

your shower also a

18:09

bathtub? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's

18:11

horrible. And we have five people's

18:13

hair products in there. It looks like

18:15

a CVS going around the outer

18:17

rim of my tub. I've got a

18:19

question for Captain Crazy over here.

18:21

Hey, Tom, how many days

18:23

a week do you take more

18:26

than one shower a day? Yesterday,

18:29

for example, I took two. Today

18:32

will you take two? So

18:34

is that yeah, probably most most days

18:36

you'll take two showers Take one before I

18:39

go to bed then often when I

18:41

get when I get up sometimes midday if

18:43

I'm at the gym you ever go

18:45

a day without I have on occasion. Okay,

18:47

like, you know, sometimes a Sunday you

18:49

got nothing going on. Why not? Yeah, yeah,

18:51

yeah get a mild case of crack

18:53

attack a little bit later on in the

18:55

day. Why don't you wipe that? Yeah,

18:57

that's fine. It's

19:00

when there's stuff left and

19:02

it's stuck up there. Oh,

19:04

you have especially interesting movement.

19:06

You have to take a

19:08

shower. I

19:10

think this research shows that

19:13

people lie because more than

19:15

everybody pees in the show. I

19:18

would And most of us just turn the water on

19:20

when we do it, just so you know. You know,

19:23

different strokes for different goals. Do you sing

19:25

in the shower while you're peeing? Yes. And

19:27

it's about me peeing. What's the

19:29

song? How's it go? I'm peeing out

19:31

of my wiener. It's gonna be

19:33

a sunny day. I'm peeing

19:35

out of my wiener. Everybody

19:38

laugh and play. Get

19:46

on your knees, open your

19:48

mouth, here comes your golden shower.

19:52

What? Where's

19:55

my, where'd I have to buy a company? You

19:58

guys are like, you let me,

20:00

you let me hang here. Here

20:02

comes your golden shower. We were

20:04

letting you have a solo. Oh

20:06

Oh my god. Get on

20:09

your knees. Open

20:11

your mouth. Accept

20:13

my golden son. Oh,

20:15

accept my golden son. That's it

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