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Hey, good

3:43

morning! Hello from

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3:49

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3:51

and Tom. Bob, Bob,

3:53

Bob and the Silak

3:55

Insurance News Desk. It's

3:58

Christy Lee. Hello. There's

4:00

Pat Godwin. Hello, Chick. Pat

4:02

just had coffee spilled on him

4:04

by a co -worker. Oh, no.

4:06

Yeah. It looked intense. trying to

4:08

help, and of course, I scored

4:10

up. It looked intentional AF. Maybe.

4:15

Hello, Josh Arnold. Hey, Chick. He's at

4:17

the IH Stephen Singer sidekick chair.

4:19

I'm Chick McGee and here's Tom Griswold.

4:21

Hello, Tom. Do that great line

4:23

from Body Heat. I

4:25

could lick it off. Anyone

4:27

class? You think of

4:29

Body Heat quite often. Yes. You really

4:32

love the movie. You should marry that

4:34

movie. Is that your porn? No,

4:36

it's just a great movie. It really

4:38

is. You know the scene where she spills

4:40

and you go, I could lick it

4:42

off. She says, you could lick it. It's

4:44

very, very high. I'm more fond of

4:46

the line. They're laying, they're, they're seated in

4:48

the bathtub. Oh yeah. Yeah. He looks

4:51

down and goes, you're rubbing me raw. Oh

4:53

yeah. Very stuff. I don't

4:55

remember that. See you.

4:57

Oh boy. You see that. You remember it.

4:59

Oh, I see. Excellent film. Uh, welcome

5:01

to the Bob and Tom program. Um,

5:05

let's see. What is it? We got a lot going on.

5:07

Just a little, a discombobulated over here. Yeah,

5:09

getting sorted out. There was a minor

5:11

computer issue. Oh my but I got it.

5:13

I think I got it. Everything's under

5:15

control. Pat, you ready with some songs over

5:17

there? I noticed you've been I don't

5:19

know what you guys are doing over there.

5:21

I gave him my riser because he

5:23

said he needed a riser. It was last

5:25

time you got a riser, Pat. It's

5:28

been a while. A little

5:30

bit of A computer riser, not a nut.

5:32

Seattle's Viagra cocktail. What are you doing? Now

5:34

you need a riser for that? The

5:37

demon needs a rise What is

5:39

a right? What are you talking about

5:41

the computer riser the rise is

5:43

this so I can see it level

5:45

Down like a hunchback every every

5:47

song correct angle. I see well. It's

5:49

Christy gonna do now. I don't

5:51

need it feet like she always She's

5:57

doing the shoe dangle, Josh. How

5:59

about that? Now I got a

6:01

riser going on in my panties. I'm

6:04

concerned you called me panties, but

6:06

that's all right. I've

6:09

got a public service announcement. What's

6:11

that? Oh, get those star drivers

6:14

license? Right off the bat. Oh,

6:16

that's any day now. Next week,

6:18

isn't it? And the words of

6:20

Josh Arnold, you're doing good work

6:22

over there. This

6:25

involves a story. Let me see if I'm sorry

6:27

it wasn't ready here. I got to dig the

6:29

story up. Sorry I wasn't ready. You brought it

6:31

up. No, but I mean, I've got the letter

6:33

here, but I've got to find so much for

6:35

you getting here. Moments

6:37

after the show ends

6:39

and getting prepared stacks

6:41

of prepared material. I

6:43

don't believe it. I

6:46

don't believe you. You're far too discombobulated.

6:48

I have stacks of prepared material. That

6:50

says two sheets. But I just wanted

6:52

to, I wanted to open this show

6:54

with a public service. All right, you

6:56

go, baby. Go. Uh, we had a

6:58

new story yesterday about, uh, jigsaw puzzles.

7:02

And, uh... All you have to do is ask,

7:04

you know? I know. I've got

7:06

to do it. But, uh, the, a

7:08

psychologist was saying jigsaw puzzles are great

7:10

for your mental health. Of course, yeah.

7:12

You do, for example, you do wordle,

7:14

right, Chick? Yes, sir. It's a puzzle.

7:16

I do the crossword puzzles. I do

7:18

wordle. I do connections, that sort of

7:20

thing. I also, we kind of often

7:22

have a jigsaw puzzle at the house

7:24

on a table in the kitchen. I

7:26

play Sudoku every day. Do you ever

7:28

do that one? I've never gotten into

7:30

that. I know it's supposed to be

7:32

great. Savannah Howe, Dr. Howe says, I

7:34

often recommend activities that promote relaxation, cognitive

7:36

function, and emotional well -being in jigsaw

7:39

puzzles are fantastic. Cognitive functioning. Oh, you

7:41

gotta have that. Cognitive. Yeah.

7:43

So the point is, Would

7:45

you have to have what,

7:47

Josh? That's CF, cognitive function.

7:49

Oh, the CF is also

7:51

a bedroom. Oh, boy. No,

7:54

those are FMPs, right? Aren't

7:56

those shoes? FMPs?

7:59

Yep. Yeah. Shelly

8:01

Winters made those famous. You

8:03

know what I'm talking about, Josh? Chris knows what

8:05

I'm talking about. A bit of

8:07

air gets in there. They're

8:10

having their own show over there. Did

8:13

Shelly Winters make FMPs famous while

8:15

swimming in the Poseidon adventure? No, this

8:17

was before. Boy, that's a good

8:19

movie. That is a good

8:21

movie. A Place in the Sun. Oh,

8:23

that's my husband. Elizabeth

8:26

Taylor, Shelly Winters as the ugly

8:28

girlfriend. So she's got to

8:30

go. So I'm

8:32

sorry. So the point was. Yes. And

8:35

in we just finished a

8:37

huge one that was very

8:39

elaborate. What was the theme?

8:41

It was

8:44

like 50

8:46

covers of record

8:49

albums in any event we

8:51

finally finished it and it was

8:53

missing a piece and we'd

8:55

been really careful not to lose

8:57

any pieces I couldn't find

8:59

it but so I got an

9:02

album was it from the

9:04

piece do you know oh god

9:06

I forget perhaps all right

9:08

someone lost a piece on purpose

9:10

so you could always work

9:12

on the puzzle together That's

9:15

adorable. Isn't that sweet? Give

9:18

a nice letter from Natalie. What

9:20

up, Nat? She goes, I

9:22

heard you guys talking about the missing puzzle

9:24

piece. I contacted the manufacturer when this

9:26

happened to me. Yeah, why didn't you do

9:28

that? That sounds like something I do.

9:30

Because I never thought this would. They were

9:32

able to send me a replacement piece.

9:34

No way. I provided a picture of the

9:36

puzzle showing the missing piece. What? And

9:38

a few pieces of the information from the

9:40

box. Ten days later, the

9:42

replacement piece showed up in my

9:44

mailbox. Wow. Okay. wait a minute

9:46

that's terrific how could they this

9:48

puzzle company this is a nightmare

9:51

for all puzzle imagine now everybody

9:53

everybody loses a piece yeah it

9:55

always happens man gosh that is

9:57

uh wow that's good customer service

9:59

yeah doesn't really matter unless you're

10:01

gonna frame it in this case

10:04

you may have wanted to yeah

10:06

two things if you go into

10:08

a house and they have Jigsaw

10:11

puzzles completed and a frame up on

10:13

the wall. Oh boy leave leave you

10:15

and if you go into a house

10:17

And you notice they're working on a

10:19

puzzle on the table and it's one

10:21

solid color. Oh Yeah, you have my

10:23

permission to get out of there Like

10:25

a black one or a red one.

10:27

It doesn't matter what color it is.

10:29

Is there such a thing? They've

10:33

got all white.

10:36

Or like one that's just

10:38

M &M's spilled on like

10:40

a tape and so

10:42

just impossible. Difficulty level,

10:45

ridiculous. It's

10:47

a fun exercise because then you can get

10:49

in arguments with people. Well that's not the idea.

10:51

Wait a second, I'm doing all the edges. Over

10:54

here. No, no, I don't want to do

10:56

the edges. First, I go by color group. You

10:58

know, the joke in the family was we

11:00

never got together and played games and the game

11:02

night was not over unless somebody cries. Yeah.

11:06

And almost I'm not kidding. You

11:08

probably played this, right? No, we

11:10

don't. You just said argued. Yeah.

11:13

But in any event, we don't do it purposely.

11:15

This is a nice to know. I of course,

11:17

if I wanted to get that piece, I'd have

11:19

to get the puzzle and put it back together.

11:21

Oh, you're already taking it hard. Oh, yeah. Um,

11:23

it's just frustrating when you finish the whole thing,

11:25

then you start looking everywhere. You look in the

11:28

couches, you look, you do, then you look at

11:30

the dog and he looks up and ate it.

11:33

Then you, then you wonder, Hey, look, what if you're taking

11:35

him out for a poop? See if, uh, that,

11:37

that little corner of that door's album shows

11:39

up through that. Oh, I see. I see.

11:41

Have you seen those, those a rollup thing?

11:43

You put the puzzle on top of a

11:45

plastic rollup deal. Yeah. Josh got me one

11:47

of those. And then if you have guests

11:49

or something you need to table, so you

11:51

roll the, uncompleted puzzle up in the round,

11:53

up in this mat, and then you unroll

11:55

it to finish it. So you don't have

11:57

to, yeah. Get rid of the whole thing

11:59

and start over. I was not aware of

12:01

that. Oh yeah. There are quite a few

12:03

puzzle gadgets. In any event, a little bit

12:06

of a public service. The other public

12:08

services, of course, if you don't have the star

12:10

on your driver's license. Yeah, you

12:12

need to get that Don't come

12:14

bitching to me. You only

12:16

had 12 years, whatever it is.

12:19

Sure feels like it. Yeah,

12:21

he'd be going on and on about it.

12:23

The first time they delayed it because of

12:26

the pandemic, that's how long it was. Yeah,

12:28

he's right. Pretty sure. I think

12:30

it might have been longer than that,

12:32

but in any event, it's just around the

12:34

corner. You can trust your car to

12:36

the man who wears the star. I

12:39

put my money on Tom

12:41

Griswold. He can take any

12:43

topic and date it somewhere

12:45

between 1955 and 1969. Anything.

12:48

Any topic. The Texaco gym. He liked being a young

12:50

man. I knew that one. I did

12:52

remember that one. Love a good jingle. Right

12:55

now. there to blame for Milton

12:57

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12:59

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13:01

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Chick McGee. Digging

16:44

up some stuff over here. Sad

16:47

news yesterday about the Pope. And

16:51

then there's obvious people wondering

16:53

who the next Pope will

16:55

be and the whole, the

16:57

whole conclave thing. And

17:00

that movie conclave, would

17:02

you say number one rental now?

17:04

Far and away, one of the best

17:06

movies I saw last year. I

17:08

think we all agree on that. Yeah,

17:10

absolutely. Except for, I,

17:14

yeah. It's kind of a big

17:16

lie. I knew I knew Ray

17:18

Fiennes was a great actor. But

17:20

boy, he yeah, he crossed into

17:22

Daniel Day Lewis territory. I just

17:24

want to wonderful. I just want

17:26

to see him organizing his sock

17:28

drawer. I'd watch that. He's

17:31

really good. He's really good. Yeah. So

17:33

it'll be interesting. I just not looking

17:35

forward to all the campaign commercials. Yeah.

17:37

You know, those do get

17:39

tired of some boring. You know, you're

17:41

trying to Trying

17:43

to watch something, I was like,

17:45

okay, we got some guy Pope

17:47

Rasputin once. Some

17:50

guy from Poland wants to be Pope again. He's

17:52

got, I know. Do you want to have

17:54

to bring your baby all the way to the

17:56

Vatican? No! That's

17:59

what Pope Leonard wants. We

18:01

come to you with our baptism

18:03

of water. What

18:05

goes on behind the scenes? I

18:07

plan on taking the Pope Mobile

18:10

to all 50 states. We're

18:12

gonna make the Vatican great again! Yeah!

18:16

Mava! Yeah, I didn't

18:18

think that that topic would fly. I

18:20

was wrong. Thank you. Thank you all

18:23

for joining me in something semi -ceric

18:25

religious. No, no, I mean, that

18:27

movie, The Conclave, is kind of about that.

18:29

I just thought it was a big lie. Well,

18:32

that's your opinion. Very behind Well, that's

18:34

the opinion of anyone who can think or

18:36

is aware of history. But I think

18:38

a lot of people who I didn't know,

18:40

and I'm a born, you know, Catholic,

18:42

I'm a cradle Catholic, I didn't know they

18:44

seal the apartment and they crush his

18:46

ring and all these things that they do.

18:48

Crazy. Yeah, it's pretty interesting too. Well,

18:50

they seal the apartment mostly because the germs.

18:53

Oh, yeah, yeah, filthy germs. They change the

18:55

ink on all of the seals and I

18:57

mean, it's a whole, there's a big... They

18:59

take his turtle out and put it in

19:01

the... And

19:03

they got to have the fire. They got

19:05

to have it already. It'll be like

19:08

15 days before they even go into conclave.

19:10

What does a pope make, you think? What's

19:12

the salary? $2 .3 million a year. I'm

19:14

just saying. $2 .3 a year. All

19:16

I know is the pope before him

19:18

had nice shoes because they were made from

19:20

Prada. You knew that, right? I did not

19:22

know about it. Are they donated? Of course.

19:24

least 30 % of this is correct. I

19:26

read that this current pope, the one who

19:29

passed, lived behind a

19:31

liquor store in an apartment. He actually

19:33

did not live in the papal

19:35

residence. He to live in a modestly

19:37

liquor store. When he became Pope,

19:39

the first thing he did is he

19:41

went back and he paid the

19:43

rent personally. And he liked to drive,

19:45

he liked to ride in, he didn't

19:47

like to be in limousines. Obviously for

19:49

security he had be. And he was first in

19:51

line at that liquor store every morning at 7 a

19:53

.m. No, he really liked his little pizza joint that

19:55

was around the corner. But he paid

19:57

the rent in a check. Because

19:59

they knew he knew they wouldn't

20:01

cash it because it has his

20:03

autograph. That's the old Kennedy thing.

20:05

Oh, was it? Yeah, that's pretty

20:07

sure the Pope did it. Kennedy

20:10

did it first. Okay. Well,

20:12

now I'm mind some. He's

20:14

playing. He is playing. You're

20:16

doing the long con. Got

20:20

a request. What does

20:22

what song of pats do they want

20:24

to hear? Well, this is the problem. Oh.

20:27

Sorry, Pat. Happy

20:30

Earth Day. Then

20:33

it begins. This is from Dave and

20:35

Dayton. Sorry, Josh, about your

20:37

St. Louis Blues going down O2 in

20:39

their series with the Peggers. Oh, that's

20:41

okay. Is it over? No, no, no.

20:43

They still have the Peggers. Peggers. I

20:45

hate that. They still have two losses

20:47

to go. Are

20:49

they getting skunked so far? Winnipeg.

20:51

I mean, Winnipeg is astounding. Our mind.

20:54

Yeah. Are they called? Are they nicknamed

20:56

the Peggers? I've never heard it. I've

20:58

never heard either. And then

21:00

do we know why they're called the Jets? Oh,

21:02

no, I never looked at it. Winnipeg has the

21:04

largest. When a jet, a jet all the way. Winnipeg

21:07

has the largest airport

21:09

in the contiguous Canadian Rockies.

21:11

Oh, that's helpful. He

21:14

said, I was watching

21:16

the Detroit Pistons, their

21:19

playoff win. In honor of

21:21

their first playoff win in a

21:23

decade, can you please play

21:25

the Pistons song? Oh, okay. By

21:27

Sean Morey. Oh, what? see,

21:29

the Detroit Pistons song is actually

21:31

the great Tim yeah, they got

21:33

it wrong, yeah, yeah. And this is one

21:36

of my favorites. This is, this is, you

21:38

know, Josh, you know this, that a poem

21:40

is all the right words in the perfect

21:42

order, not too many, not too few. Everything

21:44

is perfect. That's the case with this song. This

21:47

is, this is Mr. Tim Kavanaugh,

21:49

ladies and gentlemen. I

22:02

have piston pants.

22:04

I have piston shorts.

22:07

I have piston beer

22:09

mugs. Sometimes people don't

22:11

even notice. I have

22:13

piston ash trays. I

22:15

have piston shoes. I

22:18

have piston basketballs. When

22:20

I dribble, they don't

22:22

tilt. The

22:32

Pope, the leader of the Catholic Church, does

22:35

not receive a salary. Instead,

22:37

all of the Pope's living

22:39

expenses, including housing, food, travel,

22:41

medical care, covered by the

22:43

Vatican's funds. Upon his death,

22:45

the Pope receives an honorary

22:47

payment of three bags containing

22:49

gold, silver, and copper coins,

22:51

with one coin for each

22:53

year of his papacy. Well,

22:55

what good does it do if he's dead?

22:57

This payment is the only monetary compensation the Pope

22:59

receives. If he

23:01

wants to go out at night, he can't

23:03

even buy a sandwich. He can buy a

23:05

sandwich. I'm sure he has a debit card.

23:07

He puts it on. Since when did you

23:10

become religious and are worried about what we're

23:12

saying about the Pope? Were you stopping? He

23:15

lived in a hotel. The

23:17

previous guy that quit for the

23:19

first time in 1 ,000 years,

23:21

did he get the bag of the coins?

23:23

Well, that's probably what he was living

23:26

on. He was in the apartment across the

23:28

courtyard there. Is he still alive or

23:30

he died? No. He died? Yes. Benedict? Yeah.

23:33

You know what he died? He broke it. Do

23:35

you have any letters over there

23:37

that aren't on this topic? I think

23:39

I broke it. Yesterday I brought

23:41

up the idea that maybe there's a

23:43

sort of an unspoken law out

23:45

there that schools will not hire hot

23:47

nurses. Yes. Because it would just

23:49

cause an issue. Well,

23:51

Bobby writes and he says,

23:54

in fact, they do hire

23:56

hot, hot school nurses. My

23:58

better half is one. She

24:00

definitely has a few repeat

24:02

middle school boy patients. One

24:04

mother even set up a meeting.

24:07

So her son, the mother and son

24:09

are there. And

24:11

she said, please, if my son comes

24:13

to you, send him back to class.

24:15

He has a crush on you and

24:17

there's nothing wrong with it. Oh, wait

24:19

a minute. The mom did that in

24:21

front of her son? You

24:25

don't have to have

24:27

the kid there. You

24:29

can just tell the

24:32

nurse. Remember

24:35

some sort of documentary on

24:37

a whorehouse, the bunny ranch?

24:40

Mom brought her son

24:42

with and hooked up

24:45

a prostitute. Mom and son

24:47

are sitting on the bed talking about price

24:49

with the prostitute. and what she's going

24:51

to do to her son. scar you for life,

24:53

you think? Yes. Well, at that

24:55

point, not those two, though. You know,

24:57

they've already got that relationship. Yeah, yeah.

24:59

It would scar any of us. I

25:02

don't know. That's

25:05

pretty rough. They didn't feel like it was weird. No,

25:07

they didn't feel like it was weird. Yeah. The

25:09

son was okay with it, too. In all truth, when

25:12

we first had sex ed

25:14

at Mercer Elementary School, I'm

25:17

not kidding. She's, I'm

25:19

sure she's long gone. Her

25:22

name was Miss

25:24

Custer and Miss Custer

25:26

was deep into

25:28

her seventies. And

25:30

I, this is sort of

25:32

the opposite of, I mean, you

25:35

wouldn't really want a super

25:37

hot nurse teaching sixth graders sex

25:39

ed. Was she a handsome

25:41

woman? I just remember she was

25:43

eight, but I perceived her at the

25:45

time as being ancient. Your school nurse taught

25:47

the sex ed? No, no, I'm

25:49

just saying this is in the same category

25:52

of, did you have sex ed in elementary school?

25:56

Definitely junior high, but I don't,

25:58

maybe some talk at the end

26:00

of like in sixth grade. I'm

26:02

gonna date this a little bit. Do

26:05

you remember those pull down maps? Yeah.

26:07

Oh yeah. Do you remember they had

26:09

a rack? that would have multiple maps, so

26:11

you could pull one down, then pull

26:13

one up, then pull down another one. Well,

26:16

they had, of course, for

26:18

the sex ed, they brought in

26:20

this special array of these

26:22

pull down things. It was the

26:24

precursor to the PowerPoint. Yeah,

26:26

exactly. And I probably can't mention

26:29

this guy's name, but when

26:31

she pulled down the map of

26:33

the two -mesant member, if you

26:35

will. It

26:37

wasn't too messing though. It was just hanging

26:39

there, right? Well, it starts that way

26:41

then. No kidding? Yes. I've never seen

26:43

me. And it wasn't on a normal

26:45

classroom. If I could take you to Mercer School

26:47

right now and show you which room it

26:49

was. It was in the famous pie shaped area.

26:51

Thank you. And there was another

26:54

person in there who is now a distinguished

26:56

college professor who is living in an area

26:58

that can hear me speaking right now. Of

27:00

course he is. I'm not going to mention

27:02

his name. He and

27:04

I were exchanging. Chuckles

27:06

and we're both asked to leave the

27:08

room. Oh, yeah, the air go

27:10

I missed a lot of important sex

27:12

added Well, which I'm sure shows

27:14

to this day pretty basic our sex

27:16

education was taught by a very

27:18

I Mean I'm a woman, but the

27:20

woman was hot. She was a

27:23

PE teacher She was actually my gymnastics

27:25

coach at one time, huh? And

27:27

so I don't know how uncomfortable it

27:29

was for the guys, but I'm

27:31

sure it was Kind of weird Cause

27:33

she is very pretty, still very

27:35

pretty. She's really very, um, healthy and

27:37

pretty. Yeah. So she was hot.

27:39

Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Oh,

27:41

well, uh, we can move on.

27:43

We have more letters. You got one

27:45

over there. Does this feel swollen

27:47

to you? Oh, um, good morning people

27:49

and Chrissy. I

27:52

don't what that means. Yesterday

27:54

I heard Tom complaining about Turkey

27:56

being boring and bland. He

27:58

doesn't like it. Tom. our

28:00

letter writer writes, have

28:02

you ever considered brining? Oh

28:05

yeah, I have indeed, and I've done

28:08

it. The turkeys, I'm just saying it, Thanksgiving.

28:11

It's not your favorite, it's okay. If there's

28:13

a honey baked ham there, I'm gonna have

28:15

one piece of turkey and load up on

28:17

the honey baked ham, that's all I'm saying.

28:19

You brought up the honey baked ham. There's

28:21

more. I was just like

28:23

you. I thought turkey was

28:25

tasteless and dull until brining. Now

28:27

the turkey has so much

28:29

better flavor and much juicier. There's

28:32

nothing better than a

28:34

big, juicy, wet turkey.

28:37

You slip your fork inside. All right.

28:39

And then, if you're to try, that's

28:41

Kevin from Iowa. If you're just joining

28:43

us, this is the Boba Time Short

28:45

coming to you from the Oriole Auto

28:47

Part Studios. Yesterday, we once

28:49

again mentioned a city

28:51

called Athol. A

28:53

-T -H -O -L. I think the most famous

28:56

is in Massachusetts. Got a

28:58

letter from Athol. Yeah. Welcome

29:01

to Letters from Athol.

29:04

Good morning, Bob and Tom Show. Great to hear

29:06

the mention of our little town in the

29:08

Idaho Panhandle. It does get a bad

29:10

rap for obvious reasons. The town

29:13

council introduced legislation to have

29:15

the name changed from Athol to

29:17

the more family friendly Anuth.

29:19

Anuth. Anuth. Yeah.

29:21

Thank you, Christopher. Did

29:24

that pass? It doesn't say.

29:26

I don't think it did because

29:28

he says greetings from Athol.

29:30

My dad once threatened to tear

29:32

me a new Athol. Very

29:35

nice. This early.

29:38

That's wonderful. Good work. Are

29:43

they aware of the phrase a new fathom?

29:47

That's very funny. Double trouble. He

29:49

also says thanks for bringing up

29:51

Dire Wolf. Check out the Dire

29:53

Wolf version from the Grateful Dead on

29:55

the Reckoning album. Once again, the Dire Wolf

29:57

in the news a couple weeks ago. And

30:01

I mentioned the Grateful Dead and you guys

30:03

all attacked me. So

30:05

sorry. Okay. You got another

30:07

letter over there? I've got the Athol High

30:09

School, but I can't find the The

30:11

mascot, but there is a

30:13

there is an athole. This is

30:15

the Idaho one Idaho. No,

30:17

this is Massachusetts. Oh athole Massachusetts.

30:20

think there are atholes almost

30:22

every state That's been that's really

30:24

been my experience. Do you

30:26

think really? Yeah. Yeah, what's coming

30:28

up in sports? NBA

30:30

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30:32

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30:34

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30:38

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Studios, Pat Godlin, Josh Arnold, Christy

33:32

Lee, I'm Chick McGee, and here's

33:34

Tom with another letter, an

33:36

email from a listener. Correction. Yeah?

33:40

Oh, yeah? Who was wrong? It's a

33:42

wonder that's... Oh, oh, I'm an idiot, all

33:44

right. Oh, what'd you do? We should

33:46

have one show. All we do are corrections.

33:48

That'd be a long show. Yeah. Got

33:51

this great letter from

33:54

Christopher kind enough to

33:56

write from Athol, Idaho.

33:58

Ah, yes. A -T -H

34:00

-O -L. Sure. Now,

34:02

I didn't... I... I...

34:04

Being a... Wouldn't you

34:06

hope that the... the

34:08

way, that the Athol

34:10

High School team would

34:12

be the flaming... Majors? Oh,

34:15

you just want the fl - Oh, I see,

34:17

yeah. Flaming fissures. The

34:19

flaming... Isn't that

34:22

nice. Sorry.

34:25

He goes, it was great to hear the mention of our little

34:27

town. It gets a bad

34:29

rap. He goes, the town council

34:32

had introduced legislation to change the

34:34

name to Anuth. Now, I thought...

34:36

was like the name of some,

34:38

perhaps tribe that has been settled

34:40

there. I

34:42

believe I was pronouncing

34:44

it wrong. I believe

34:46

he meant to say in

34:49

a joking manner, to change

34:51

it to... You got this.

34:53

Yeah, careful. Sorry.

34:56

Concentrate. I've got to get my

34:58

lips wet. To change it to

35:00

Aneth. They

35:09

can do a sitcom with

35:12

your husband, Christy. Yes, and Andy.

35:14

Well, that would be probably. I'm

35:21

so sorry. Oh boy. Where are all

35:23

those shows? I don't. I don't know

35:25

if they're on YouTube or what. I

35:27

would hope and nowhere. Let's just move

35:29

on here. Thank you very much for

35:31

the letter, Christopher. I thought he was

35:33

serious about changing the name. They were

35:35

full of that. That show was full

35:37

of Broadway actors and it was great.

35:39

We had to watch some in a

35:41

media ethics or no, it was some

35:43

kind of class like that in college.

35:46

We now turn to the sports

35:48

page. No, we have a letter. Hello

35:52

morning crazies My name

35:54

is Layton la yt

35:56

on I am a

35:59

school custodian All right,

36:01

my kids just call

36:03

me by my first

36:05

name. Nice. There's no

36:07

custodian day. No, there

36:10

should be no Thanks

36:12

for making my first hours at work

36:14

funny and great. We are welcome. We

36:16

are very pro custodian day. Why don't

36:18

we pick a day and make it

36:20

that and we'll every year celebrate custodians

36:22

and have custodians from all over the

36:25

country, including Athol. Check

36:27

in. We say good morning to them.

36:29

Now, and this is custodian

36:31

is in maintenance man. Yes.

36:34

What other custodian? Oh, I

36:36

mean like the court. Oh

36:38

yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah,

36:40

maybe we can. Is

36:42

there like child services? Yeah,

36:45

yeah, I think. I

36:47

just want to make it clear. We

36:49

were talking about the unsung hero of every

36:51

high school. We could call it janitor day.

36:53

Yeah, and it's mostly men, but the guys

36:55

that, you know, carry around that sawdusty stuff

36:57

that they put on vomit. That smells horrible

36:59

and makes you want to vomit. They

37:02

do everything. Change the light bulbs,

37:04

clean. Yeah. The sawdusty stuff they put on.

37:06

Yeah, what's that called? There is a

37:08

don't know. Ours was more of a kitten

37:10

litter. Yeah, that's what it is. It

37:12

looked like pencil shavings. I think it's called

37:14

vomit dry. I think you're right. Yeah,

37:17

but yeah, that was, I can remember

37:19

Mr. Herman at Mercer Elementary School. You

37:21

sure it's had that on the bus?

37:23

Your guy had that in the bus?

37:26

Oh yeah. Kids got sick on the

37:28

bus a lot. I remember the time

37:30

Marlene Kline fell in. That

37:33

is such a name from your

37:35

time. Marlene Kline. Hey dad, can

37:37

Marlene Kline and I go in

37:39

the basement? Someone someone

37:41

had barfed right in

37:43

the entry that was sort

37:45

of a small entry

37:47

to the room and then

37:49

Marlene Klein slipped in

37:51

the bar and then she

37:53

started barfing I was

37:55

consoling her dad and I

37:57

touched Marlene Klein's Could

37:59

we just inject him to

38:01

get him stop? You

38:03

know that would be the

38:05

word from back then

38:07

She seemed okay after that

38:10

I think he's right. I think it is.

38:12

I've looked it up before. I think it

38:14

is called vomit dry. The vomit dry? We're

38:16

probably a few out there. In any event,

38:18

we wanted to declare a day for this.

38:20

Is the word janitor okay? I don't know.

38:22

I was thinking it might not be. They

38:25

buy it by the case. We always said

38:27

janitor growing up. Yeah. Is custodian

38:29

a more lofty? I can't imagine. I

38:32

mean none of those should be

38:34

derogatory. No. Apparently there is a

38:36

national custodian appreciation day. Oh good.

38:38

And it's celebrated annually on October

38:40

2nd. A day dedicated to recognizing

38:42

and thanking the hard work of

38:44

dedicated custodians schools. Is there an

38:46

award like the Golden What places,

38:48

public places? Well now I feel

38:50

that you're... Well this will sweep

38:52

the country. You're making a... Well

38:54

now you're just making fun. No!

38:57

The Golden Mop. I'm at there. Is

38:59

there some kind of there's awards

39:01

for everything else in our culture? you

39:03

would help that there would be

39:05

a custodial arts award or something. I'm

39:08

not sure how they judge it.

39:10

And I bet you the custodians know

39:12

what is going on. Oh, absolutely.

39:14

That's what the one in the breakfast

39:16

club claimed. Every nook and cranny

39:18

that in that school, man. Yeah. Because

39:20

I read your letters, I hear

39:22

your whispers. That guy's great. You

39:24

mess with the bully, you get the horse.

39:26

I don't know that's a principle. They're typically one

39:28

per school or are there more? Sometimes multiple. Depending

39:31

on how big the school is.

39:33

There's some schools around here that are

39:35

bigger than most colleges. Yeah. They

39:37

have multiple, yeah. They have

39:39

multiple folks, I assume. I

39:42

wonder if like when I worked at

39:44

the Holiday Inn in the janitorial closet right

39:46

behind the buckets was Eddie's

39:48

sincere cash of booze. Oh, yeah.

39:50

Yeah, I have a hide -and -place

39:52

you wonder Voban vomit absorbent cleaner

39:54

looks like the product where you're

39:56

used to Voban Voban V -O -B

39:58

-A -N. That'd be great. It helped

40:01

man vomit drives. They'd be great

40:03

having a t -shirt like a

40:05

Vobent people would think it's some

40:07

kind of really hip band They've

40:09

never heard of There's there's oops

40:11

vomit sawdust absorber. There's all kinds

40:13

of products. Hmm. Yeah Okay, well

40:15

good to know. Oops. Now it

40:17

is time to check in with

40:19

the sporting scene with Mr. McGee

40:21

across the way. What's happening? NBA

40:24

action piston snapped their NBA record

40:26

15 game postseason losing streak. They

40:28

beat the Knicks last night at

40:30

the Garden. 194 in game two

40:32

of their playoff series and Spike was

40:34

not happy. Kate Cunningham.

40:36

Well, when, when is he? Yeah,

40:38

good point. 33 points at 12

40:40

rebounds. And by the way, if

40:42

you haven't watched Malcolm X lately, why that's a

40:44

great movie. The guys got some great movies. Oh

40:47

man. Denzel should have won. So

40:49

good. Best actor for that. We're going back to

40:51

that. It was Pacino for Santa the One. Hula!

40:55

I enjoyed that. I wonderfully nuanced

40:57

performance. That's a cartoon. Oh,

40:59

he is great in it. I'm just getting

41:01

started. Give him the

41:03

Oscar. He's very good at

41:06

it. Guilty. Let me get a

41:08

John. You're guilty. You're guilty. You're

41:10

guilty of that's not the movie.

41:12

I know It's the same bad

41:14

acting. It is the same movie

41:16

more or less. No update only

41:18

John Forsyte's not in the second

41:20

one Very good life for the

41:22

first time in ten years chicken.

41:24

I agree. Thank you What a

41:27

ham actor that guy ham fisted

41:29

Oh on you like a scenery

41:31

chewer. There is there is a

41:33

YouTube dedicated to Anne

41:35

Baxter. And it says, Anne

41:37

Baxter, choose all the scenery. And

41:41

it's just all her great

41:43

lines from the Ten Commandments. I

41:45

don't mean to break your

41:47

heart, Chick, but have you seen

41:49

the recent compilations of... Gal

41:51

Gadot's worst line readings. Oh No,

41:53

I know I give her

41:55

I give her a wide berth.

41:57

I think she's totally fine.

41:59

I don't get why I don't

42:01

like her. Yeah, they think

42:03

she's an awful actress I think

42:05

she's completely fine. I think

42:07

there's an unfortunate subtext to all

42:09

that what you know what

42:11

he would whatever it is some

42:13

custodian had Nevermind I

42:16

promise you, whatever it is, Tom's thinking

42:18

doesn't exist. No, no, I just read it

42:20

very expensive. I just read it very

42:22

expensive. I just have to read something about

42:24

your cow. Again, I'm sorry, it might

42:26

have been a publication. Yeah, it's a publication.

42:28

Far too lofty for your phone, for

42:30

your phone, Steven. Don't load it. It's

42:34

called made -up thoughts and feelings. I know

42:36

you have the, I'd like to read

42:38

more dumb things, filter on your phone. Oh.

42:41

Dumb things monthly. Are you kidding me? I'm

42:43

reading something that might have been published

42:45

in the East Coast. And they're thinking of

42:48

dumb things bi -weekly, actually. Oh, yes, yeah.

42:50

And it comes out every three weeks.

42:52

Every three weeks, bi -monthly. What do I

42:54

want? No, no, but that's the dumb thing.

42:56

Oh, yeah, bi -weekly. And

42:58

Kawhi Leonard. Kawhi, 39

43:00

points, 15 and 19 shooting

43:02

as the guys say he went

43:04

off in the Clippers, even

43:07

their first round playoff series. against

43:09

the nugs 105 102 win in

43:11

Denver and that brings us to the

43:13

NHL well and we'll get to

43:15

that in just a few minutes okay

43:17

we're coming back um yeah i'm

43:19

also coming up once again we have

43:21

a chat gtp news and other

43:23

ai news that's actually kind of interesting

43:25

one of them um Could

43:27

be taking on one of the great creature comforts

43:29

that we all love. Hmm. We'll find out

43:32

what I'm talking about. We are in the O

43:34

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44:27

Christy Lee. Hello. There's Pat Godwin. Hello,

44:29

Chick. Possibly a song this break,

44:31

maybe. Tom Coulson. How about that, Tom?

44:33

I got a lot going on

44:35

over here. I got two really important

44:37

things I got to get to.

44:39

Oh, OK. Wow. There's Josh Arnold, the

44:41

I -Hate -Steven -Singer sidekick chair. Oh, Riley

44:44

Autopart Studios. And

44:47

here's Tom. Hello, Tom. We were

44:49

talking about having a custodian official. You're

44:51

too busy to be on the air. I

44:53

know. We

44:57

were talking about having custodian day, it

44:59

turns out there is one, but in

45:01

honor of the janitors and custodians at

45:03

schools everywhere. The fine men and women

45:05

who do really tough work, thankless work.

45:07

Dear Bob and Tom Show, we had

45:09

a janitor, if you left any personal

45:11

items or books unattended, he would take

45:13

it and you had to buy it

45:15

back from him. That's

45:21

right. You only forget something once.

45:23

There's always, there's always that guy.

45:25

Sure. That is, that

45:27

is great. Also, we were

45:29

talking about the vomit, what's

45:31

it called? Boban. Spell

45:33

it for me. V -O -B -A -N. So

45:36

when somebody puked, the janitor would come in

45:38

and put that stuff down there and

45:40

it would absorb the odor and then they

45:42

would sweep it up. Do

45:44

they have t -shirts? I

45:46

just think that it'd be so

45:48

cool to have a Vauban t

45:50

-shirt because the people would wonder

45:52

what it was Yeah, do they

45:54

have yet or they have hats

45:56

and would you wear one I

45:59

would hey come on. We're in

46:01

church to take the Vauban hat

46:03

off. Well, I wouldn't So anyway

46:05

this now I'm gonna jump a

46:07

little bit here, but we had

46:09

a new story yesterday about the

46:11

QR codes on gravestones Yes, and

46:13

this is a relatively new thing The

46:16

company is called The Story Of. And

46:19

then they apparently will

46:21

either carve into the

46:23

gravestone with some kind

46:25

of digital laser device,

46:28

but then you walk up to the grave and

46:30

you would take your phone and go like this

46:32

and it would give you a little video. Remind

46:34

me to not put your name in to be

46:36

hired as a salesman for the... I've been thinking

46:38

about this people. I'm hoping for mine. It goes

46:40

to, I'm going to have Ken Burns do the

46:42

video. Oh, very nice. Yeah. A

46:44

lot of horns. Yeah.

46:47

Yeah. Peter Coyote. Yeah. Maybe take

46:49

me out to the ball game

46:51

and minor keys throughout the, um,

46:54

so we were talking about this and

46:56

then, uh, uh, Mr. Jeff Oskie mentioned

46:58

to me that he saw this thing

47:00

in which they had a floating QR

47:02

code in the sky. So I

47:04

googled this. Made of drones? Yeah,

47:06

this is a big thing. He

47:09

was all hopped up

47:11

on the marijuana. The example

47:13

that I landed on

47:15

is during the 2023 Grand

47:17

Prix in Miami, they

47:20

put a barcode in the sky

47:22

with drones, then of course it links

47:24

to something. Barcode in the sky. Where

47:29

will it send you now? I

47:31

love that. I do too. Judy

47:33

in disguise. Love it. In glasses.

47:35

Perrin with glasses. Oh yeah. Very

47:38

original actually. But the QR code

47:40

in the sky, I've kind of seen

47:42

that. But you have to wonder if

47:44

one, let's say you

47:46

want to advertise your product, I don't know, whatever

47:49

it would be. Sure. Hey, Chevrolet's

47:51

got the QR code. If

47:53

one drone were slightly off, Yes,

47:55

wouldn't it I mean all a sudden

47:57

you're I think I would throw it off,

48:00

but I send it somewhere else or

48:02

send you somewhere. Oh, that's interesting that it's

48:04

another qr code Suddenly yeah, you're you're

48:06

going to some porn site. Oh

48:08

dear, but that's part like a

48:10

place like Coachella You've got everybody there.

48:12

You just throw up some drones

48:14

and now they're all looking at your

48:16

website Good point, but amazing. Yeah

48:19

drones are all now what they're they're

48:21

like fireworks and that they're all

48:23

just Uh, the sequences are

48:25

all digital? Yeah, well... Programmed? Yeah,

48:27

I saw it controlled by

48:29

a computer. I saw a Great

48:31

Night Sky drone show. last

48:33

year at a charity event. It was really

48:35

terrific. Yeah, they're really amazing. But then there was

48:37

a story a couple months ago about one

48:39

that, remember this where the bunch of them started

48:41

falling from the sky. They

48:44

had some navigational issue

48:46

with the signal. Did you

48:48

see this? Something got hit in the

48:50

head. Yeah, some guy got clonked. But

48:52

they gave him the QR code for the

48:54

emergency room. He

48:56

was able to make that.

48:58

I'm sorry, we're interrupting a sportscast

49:01

from Mr. McGee across the

49:03

way. What's happening over there? We've

49:05

got the NHL, OV, the

49:07

great eight. Alex Ovechkin scored two

49:09

goals last night, including one

49:11

in the overtime to take the

49:13

caps they beat, who did

49:16

they beat last night? Montreal 3

49:18

-2 in Washington. Very excited.

49:20

First overtime goal that Ovechkin

49:22

has scored. in the

49:24

playoffs. Wow. Winnipeg

49:26

beats St. Louis two to one. They

49:28

did. Jets up. Two games to none

49:30

in that. Dallas Colorado. We

49:32

found out the origin of Jets. Oh, what

49:34

is it? over Colorado 4 -3. Something to

49:36

do with Bobby Hull. He

49:38

was called the jet or something. Oh,

49:40

and they named the whole team

49:43

after him? Yeah, that was kind of

49:45

a tribute. Kingsbeat Edmonton 6 -5. And,

49:47

oh, this is already, we're right. Right

49:50

about here. Stupid

49:52

world record. Jake,

49:54

don't you find that people always get like,

49:57

how did you not know about the Jets?

49:59

I thought you loved hockey. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

50:01

I do. I don't memorize

50:03

the minutiae. Sometimes, every now

50:05

and then, it'll happen in

50:07

this room. You know, I'll

50:09

get a question. Yeah. Yeah,

50:13

you know I do

50:15

you know a British man

50:17

has broken the Guinness

50:19

World Record for the longest

50:22

career as a soccer

50:24

referee What's wrong with

50:26

that 75 year old Phil

50:28

crossley everything Everything is

50:30

a red card and he

50:33

delivers all of his

50:35

rulings crossley Earn

50:37

the record title following

50:39

58 years of officiating across

50:42

many levels of the

50:44

English soccer pyramid This guy

50:46

was able to accomplish

50:48

his Well,

50:52

you got to respect me. You really

50:54

delivered it. Yeah. I don't know

50:56

what. The delivery was good. That was so

50:58

close to making me laugh, but it didn't. And

51:00

I don't know what it was. Yeah. He

51:02

did cut it a little short. Yeah, it should

51:04

have been a little bit longer. That's because

51:06

I'm stirring my coffee. It was silly that I

51:08

love. Yeah, so yes. But

51:10

I mean, 58 years, Crosley started refereeing

51:13

at 17. Oh, he knew it

51:15

all at 17. It helps when I'm

51:17

attracted to young men. Yeah,

51:19

I'm sure of those. Keeps

51:22

me young. Wanted

51:24

to bugger boys. I

51:26

love buggering. You

51:29

do, sir. That's my

51:31

favorite thing. This is great, this guy's

51:33

an old buggerer. Oh, bugger you right

51:35

now. It's hard to use now when

51:37

I'm interviewing you. Isn't it becoming more

51:39

and more difficult to get referees for

51:41

stuff because parents are attacking? You're

51:43

about the time I... Yeah. I'm

51:45

buggered, Marlene. Marlene

51:49

Clive. Poor Marlene. No, the hoes are

51:51

all first. don't know that name. Is

51:53

she still with us, Marlene? Probably. I

51:55

haven't talked to Marlene in 50 years.

51:57

She'll call you. What are you talking

52:00

about? I remember you

52:02

in school. Very attractive

52:04

in the sixth grade.

52:07

For her fellow sixth grade. He

52:10

was a senior. Right, right,

52:12

right. No, but I was

52:14

just reading that it's even then,

52:16

huh? It's becoming more difficult to find

52:18

referees Yes, it is for youth

52:20

sports. Yeah, because people the parents are

52:22

such jerks Well, they're passionate for

52:24

the children. I also that the NFL

52:26

is a referee deficit Did you

52:28

see the article about how the NFL

52:30

is getting much see it? I

52:32

wrote it more difficult of they're going

52:34

to be They're rating the referees

52:36

and They're, it's not just based on

52:38

seniority anymore. Well, they've always, they're

52:41

really cracking down on getting better at

52:43

some of the guys that were

52:45

up in the top echelon were demoted

52:47

this past couple of months. Crossley's

52:49

career by 17.

52:51

He first matched September

52:53

24th, 1967. Despite

52:56

the physical demands of

52:58

officiating, the sub -degenerian stays

53:00

fit through regular running and

53:02

buggering and dog walking

53:04

and of course, buggery. I

53:07

got a hand for the guys. I

53:09

can't sit through a soccer game even

53:11

if my kids are playing in it.

53:13

So let alone run back and forth

53:15

the whole time. Crosley told Guinness. I

53:17

realized I never play soccer. So I

53:19

thought I'd try referee CF. Sir,

53:22

sir. Sir, I have

53:24

a couple more questions, please. Eventually,

53:28

let me church Hill.

53:30

I know, sir.

53:32

In the football league

53:34

at Wembley Stadium. That's

53:37

really not great. He's got

53:39

the guy got to the

53:41

top of the top of

53:43

the ranks dead That's often

53:45

Really really something there's another

53:47

one might be the one

53:49

that kind of likes soccer

53:51

I'll watch the the World

53:53

Cup. Yeah, I like it.

53:55

I like that champion speed

53:57

eater Mike Jack Did not

53:59

take a day off He's

54:04

broken yet another hot pepper

54:06

eating record. Oh, yeah Canadian

54:08

YouTube star smash the record

54:10

fastest time to eat 25

54:12

Carolina reapers with the final

54:14

time four minutes 36 .26

54:16

seconds the Canadian don't fear

54:19

the Reaper Carolina reapers What

54:24

are you laughing at? Carolina

54:28

Reaper's a hottest chili. Nice rock and

54:30

roll reference there. Chili pepper in the

54:32

world had ever seen until recently. Pepper

54:34

X has taken over as the hottest.

54:37

Carolina Reaper has a

54:39

Scoville heat unit,

54:42

a shoe, or an

54:44

SHU of around

54:46

1 ,641 ,183. That's very

54:48

high. For context,

54:50

just a regular jalapeno. A

54:52

shoe between 4 ,000 and 8 ,500.

54:54

Oh my gosh. You see

54:57

the difference. But you and

54:59

I agree, this is the dumbest of

55:01

all. I don't have any personality, but

55:03

I eat really hot stuff. Did

55:06

you know that if you that? Talk to me. Christy,

55:08

it will get rid of the hair in your butt

55:10

crack. Oh! What

55:13

comes out in flames, what's going on?

55:15

Oh, absolutely. I don't think that's the

55:17

case. Oh, absolutely. Okay, can you imagine

55:19

this guy could probably set a toilet

55:21

on fire. Probably. Man. But yeah, I

55:23

don't get the whole allure of I

55:25

can eat things hotter than you can.

55:27

I don't either. Spice is good. Yeah,

55:29

this is torture. But did we have,

55:31

we had a guy, oh, there's a

55:33

picture of it. We had a guy.

55:35

Some kind of McKeesmo at work here,

55:37

I think. We had a guy die

55:39

doing this, remember? A couple years ago.

55:41

I don't. Eating a hot

55:43

pepper. Yeah, I

55:45

remember that. I'll dig that

55:47

one up for you. Now, what have

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58:27

House. Oh man, it's good. So

58:29

good. What are you drinking over there,

58:31

bud? The black tea. The black

58:33

tea. That's good for your belly, you

58:35

know. It is. You're a

58:37

little nauseous. I do not know that. Evens your

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much. You peel and you pour. That's

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it. Delicious black tea in Java house.

58:45

Well, we're here running our traps. You

58:47

could have made a Java house coffee.

58:49

It's the time we're talking. Yeah, I'm

58:51

trying to find this. We were talking

58:53

about this world record. What is it?

58:55

California? Carolina

58:58

Reaper eater. thought

59:00

we had a picture of the guy. The peppers

59:02

look great. Look hot. They

59:04

look like they're fire. Yeah, they

59:06

do. And I found this,

59:08

um, the brain effects of eating

59:11

the world's hottest pepper left

59:13

one man hospitalized. Oh my gosh.

59:15

Uh, a contest eating Carolina

59:17

Reapers, the unidentified 34 year old

59:19

experienced excruciating head and neck

59:21

pain ended up in the emergency

59:24

room. A CT

59:26

angiogram revealed that the

59:28

internal carotid artery and

59:30

other blood vessels were

59:32

constricted. Uh, it

59:34

goes on with medical terms that I'm

59:36

too stupid to pronounce. Um, the

59:38

guy was in the hospital for several

59:41

days. Yeah. And I,

59:43

I think, isn't the, um,

59:46

uh, isn't this named

59:48

after the, the spirit that brings

59:51

death, whatever it's called, Capaskan, whatever

59:53

that is, the,

59:55

yeah, something like that in any

59:57

event. Um, I was trying to find it. I

59:59

know we had a new story a few

1:00:01

years ago by someone. at one of these events

1:00:03

that ate the pepper and dropped dead. So

1:00:06

again, I don't understand what the

1:00:08

big thrill is, the macho -ness of

1:00:10

doing that. But let's return to the

1:00:12

sports desk with Chick McGee and

1:00:14

see what's going on. Did you say

1:00:17

that guy who got a head

1:00:19

and neck pain? He went to the

1:00:21

emergency room. He went to the

1:00:23

emergency room and he had a cat

1:00:25

scan. Is that

1:00:27

right? Yeah. Well,

1:00:31

well worth the wait you're you're

1:00:33

gonna be in charge of your favorite

1:00:35

NFL team and make it a

1:00:37

draft pick on Thursday night Are you

1:00:39

ready? You know what the guidelines

1:00:42

are Pat? I do not huh? Well

1:00:44

you better if you're gonna make

1:00:46

the pick the first round of

1:00:48

the NFL draft each team has Ten

1:00:50

minutes to make their pick ten minutes

1:00:52

this time limit is the longest of

1:00:54

any round in the draft It won't

1:00:56

take me ten minutes to type Jackson

1:00:58

Dart Hey,

1:01:01

that's a good That's

1:01:03

a good My first pick

1:01:05

quarterback for old miss.

1:01:08

He's kind of the unspoken.

1:01:10

He's in the sleeper in the bushes He's

1:01:12

one of these guys that's good because it's

1:01:15

like a boy named sue his entire life.

1:01:17

He was dart the fart and I'll show

1:01:19

But sometimes he was dart Vader and that's

1:01:21

kind of rad. That's cool. Yeah, very good

1:01:23

And he throws the ball like a dart.

1:01:25

Mm -hmm. Very good. You think he lights up

1:01:27

a dart? Here's a

1:01:29

round one, 10 minutes, round two, you

1:01:31

get seven minutes, round three, six to

1:01:33

five, three to six, five minutes, around seven,

1:01:36

four minutes. Now, number one, the pick

1:01:38

we'll go to, the

1:01:40

Tennessee Titans will pick Cam

1:01:42

Ward, write this down. Number

1:01:44

two, Travis Hunter will be picked by your

1:01:46

Cleveland Browns, Tom. Number

1:01:49

three. He didn't move.

1:01:51

He's aggressively not listening

1:01:53

them. Abdul Carter and

1:01:55

the Giants. I just

1:01:57

prefer being a casual fan. Yeah. You

1:01:59

talk to these guys and they can

1:02:01

tell you, get a life. Well,

1:02:04

that is their life. The people that are

1:02:06

running it know what they're doing. That's sports.

1:02:11

That's it. Who are you, Washington?

1:02:13

Football club folks gonna pick 29. It's gonna

1:02:16

be boring. They'll probably trade down and

1:02:18

get more picks Oh, okay. Yes, because anybody

1:02:20

you could pick at 29 you could

1:02:22

get somewhere in the second round probably so

1:02:24

okay, all right Well, you're gonna do

1:02:26

some fantasy you think no. Yeah, although I

1:02:28

had a great time when I did

1:02:30

it I'm picking my players that was kind

1:02:32

of fun, but I know you

1:02:34

stood at one year Yeah, I think you can

1:02:36

do it against the computers. You have to really

1:02:38

be a part of Now you're talking. Yeah, you

1:02:40

can just do it by yourself. I can just

1:02:42

be quiet about it. You don't have to interact

1:02:44

with anybody. So you can have the

1:02:46

fun part without the... You would just sit there and

1:02:48

not say anything? Yes. Yes, that's

1:02:50

exactly right. That's how I do my

1:02:52

grocery shopping. The classic win -win. I just

1:02:54

sit there. Me

1:02:57

too. Thank you very much. Boom. Pat,

1:02:59

anything inspire a song from you

1:03:02

yet today? Well, it's your birthday. Oh!

1:03:04

Happy birthday, Tom. Thank you. Today is your

1:03:07

birthday. Ho! I wasn't expecting this. What do

1:03:09

you have a birthday show? Well, as we

1:03:11

all know, you live by a code. Maybe

1:03:13

you would like to say a few of

1:03:15

the things that you do that are quirky.

1:03:17

I do a few of them myself. This

1:03:19

is my second favorite Pat Godwin song. And

1:03:21

I've done some updates, some new additions. So

1:03:24

you want to say the

1:03:26

things that are part of your

1:03:28

code and I'll entertain you

1:03:30

with song. Well, I think the

1:03:32

big overall point is that

1:03:34

he does judge every book by

1:03:36

cover. Oh, yeah. Yes, he

1:03:38

does. I will not go into a gas station

1:03:40

if there's a tanker truck. I will not

1:03:43

walk into a store if there's a branch truck

1:03:45

out front. Right. There are

1:03:47

so many. I thought that was just a bank,

1:03:49

but. Anyplace if you walk up

1:03:51

to Kroger and there's one of those things there

1:03:53

I don't want to be the guy that gets

1:03:55

shot during the robbery sure in innocent bystanders might

1:03:57

be a guy with a van to buy some

1:03:59

produce and all a sudden I get a bullet

1:04:01

in this guy innocent about a van and a

1:04:03

crew you don't know if you feel moved to

1:04:05

snap your fingers anybody as we go along I

1:04:07

know it's early I would enjoy that I think

1:04:09

the whole audience would enjoy it okay so do

1:04:11

we have lines to sing no you do not Snap

1:04:15

your fingers,

1:04:18

be nice. Okay,

1:04:20

here we

1:04:22

go. Mama lives

1:04:25

by a

1:04:27

code He does

1:04:29

his own

1:04:32

laundry every day

1:04:34

Has lots

1:04:37

of children, knows

1:04:39

most of

1:04:41

their names When

1:04:44

his kids

1:04:46

all graduate Tommy

1:04:49

G'll be

1:04:51

around 98 I

1:04:53

sing same

1:04:56

pink hat every

1:04:58

day And

1:05:00

kinky boots that

1:05:03

make him

1:05:05

look so great

1:05:10

Has kids with different baby

1:05:12

mamas Because he loves

1:05:14

the constant drama Spills coffee

1:05:16

on his inner con

1:05:18

Round here we call him

1:05:20

three mom Tom He's

1:05:22

a man who's clean and

1:05:25

germ free Tom lives

1:05:27

by a code Oh Tom

1:05:29

lives by a code

1:05:31

Oh, thank you very much

1:05:33

You're welcome Tommy Whoa.

1:05:36

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday

1:05:38

to you. Let's see,

1:05:40

98 when they graduate. That's not too

1:05:42

far off. You know, and I agree

1:05:44

with you that you kind of got

1:05:46

the short end of the stick. It

1:05:49

was your birthday long before. It

1:05:51

was Earth Day. That's right. And

1:05:53

now it's the boom. 70

1:05:55

or 71. I want to say right

1:05:57

around the time. Maybe 69. Hands across

1:05:59

America, I want to say, started. I

1:06:01

think it was like in the 80s.

1:06:03

No, no, no, no. Earth Day, the

1:06:05

first one would have been... 1970, I

1:06:07

think, wasn't it? Yeah, something like that.

1:06:09

Really? Yeah. Maybe. Remember Hands Across America?

1:06:11

It's nice to see that it's working.

1:06:13

Did that work? Did we actually... Yeah,

1:06:15

we did something. The phrase often heard

1:06:17

was, well, there were quite

1:06:19

a few breaks in the line. Well,

1:06:22

there's a big ocean. Hands Across America,

1:06:24

that was, what, 85 or 86? So,

1:06:26

that was that long ago? Yeah.

1:06:29

They didn't think of... a desert

1:06:31

or the idea once again was

1:06:33

to have people holding holding hands,

1:06:35

but I mean, it was a

1:06:37

really impossible idea. I mean, maybe

1:06:39

you get if you were in

1:06:41

Luxembourg or some small place, I

1:06:44

suppose you could try it in

1:06:46

the Bahamas. You could probably do

1:06:48

one side of the island to

1:06:50

the other 22 miles. Yeah, but

1:06:52

I mean, you got I think

1:06:54

Rhode Island was able to nail

1:06:56

it. Yeah, there you go. Really?

1:06:59

Oh, yeah. Okay, good to

1:07:01

know. Ten people. That's

1:07:03

the way I want to be introduced in Rhode Island. And

1:07:06

the only state that successfully

1:07:08

completed hands across America. And

1:07:13

there's a new challenge

1:07:15

out there, by the way.

1:07:17

You heard about this? Not

1:07:20

the ice bucket challenge. That's backed way.

1:07:22

Yeah, the ice bucket challenge is back. Yeah,

1:07:24

it is. Which is good. Uh,

1:07:27

that was, uh, is it the same

1:07:29

charitable? I don't know the answer to that,

1:07:31

I had to do it the other day.

1:07:33

Yeah. That was the original idea. It was

1:07:35

a great idea to raise awareness of

1:07:37

ALS and really did. Um, and if you're

1:07:40

not familiar with it, you get nominated and

1:07:42

then someone has to dump ice water on

1:07:44

your head and they take a video

1:07:46

and post it. Right. Right. Uh,

1:07:48

I am awaiting focuses on mental

1:07:50

health now. Okay. All right. Okay.

1:07:52

All right, well, I bet that

1:07:54

is back. What's the new challenge?

1:07:56

The new challenge, thank you for

1:07:59

asking, is the group of teens

1:08:01

in Staten Island apparently damaged a

1:08:03

fence while doing the so -called

1:08:05

Kool -Aid Man Challenge. Security

1:08:07

footage captured the teens ramming

1:08:09

their way through Mr. Ben

1:08:11

Hellwall's fence. at his home

1:08:13

in the Ellingtonville neighborhood. Mr.

1:08:16

Helwa told NBC, New York, it looked

1:08:18

as though the vandals were filming the

1:08:20

destruction as part of what he believes

1:08:22

to be an internet trend known as

1:08:24

the Kool -Aid Man Challenge. It

1:08:27

wasn't an aluminum fence. No. Or

1:08:30

a brick wall. Or rod

1:08:32

iron. Oh, yeah. You

1:08:34

want to do wood. That's the first thing. Yeah,

1:08:36

that is the first thing. I say don't do it

1:08:39

at all. or

1:08:41

stage it. Yeah, set up cardboard

1:08:43

boxes. Here's

1:08:45

how the Kool -Aid Man sounded. Oh,

1:08:48

yeah! Oh, yeah!

1:08:51

Yeah, okay. I thought it

1:08:53

was more of a yell, but yeah. What's the one

1:08:55

that was, oh, it was the real deep one? There

1:08:57

was one. I don't know. Yeah,

1:08:59

it was a real deep something.

1:09:01

You're remembering it wrong. The song

1:09:03

by Yellow? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

1:09:06

that's right. like that song. Yeah,

1:09:08

I remember that. Famous and Ferris

1:09:10

Bueller. Yeah, that's it. Anybody

1:09:12

watching the studio with Seth Rogen?

1:09:14

Nobody here. It's great. The Kool

1:09:16

-Aid man makes it up. That's kind of

1:09:19

a theme in the beginning. Oh,

1:09:21

what if that's what's on? Spoiler alert. Spoiler

1:09:23

alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. I suppose

1:09:26

that if you're, this was on Staten Island

1:09:28

right off of Manhattan, of course, I'm

1:09:30

sure you've taken the Staten Island ferry. I

1:09:32

have not. Oh, go ahead. Do you

1:09:34

go right by the Statue of Liberty? No.

1:09:37

You've done it right, Pat. Oh, yeah. I

1:09:39

was on it a long time ago, but

1:09:42

I was on it. Can you imagine being

1:09:44

a bully on Staten Island? I'm sure they

1:09:46

get a lot of, oh, it's the Staten

1:09:48

Island ferry. That's probably...

1:09:50

I see. Yeah, that's.

1:09:52

I always. Hey, here. Hey,

1:09:55

he said changing the topic

1:09:57

here. you go, Tom. Yeah.

1:10:04

Yeah, that's big. I like that.

1:10:06

It's great. I love

1:10:08

this. It only gets better. One

1:10:13

more time. Okay.

1:10:17

Beautiful. Beautiful,

1:10:20

baby. are

1:10:22

in the O 'Reilly Auto Parts

1:10:24

studios. We can squeeze in. Well,

1:10:26

just give me the preview of

1:10:29

what's coming, Christy. Well, it's very

1:10:31

interesting that women can decide whether

1:10:33

they're going to be friends with

1:10:35

you just by one simple thing.

1:10:37

And we'll talk about that coming

1:10:39

up. Penisize. Thank you. Wallet.

1:10:41

Smell. Smell. We'll find out.

1:10:43

All right. Boy, have you

1:10:45

ever saved all. I

1:10:48

had to dump her

1:10:51

because she couldn't. Premature ejaculation.

1:10:55

We bonded over

1:10:57

constipation. Is

1:11:00

that right? Good

1:11:02

luck finding that woman. Remember

1:11:05

in that movie, the lady killers? JK

1:11:07

Simmons says he met his wife in

1:11:09

an IBS weekend. That

1:11:12

is one of those movies. That's

1:11:15

one of those movies not a lot of people. I

1:11:17

love that movie. I do too. Waffles. Waffles.

1:11:20

Fourth with. It's J .K.

1:11:22

Simpson. Tom Hanks. Yeah, Tom

1:11:24

Hanks. Yeah, yeah. Miss

1:11:26

Lady Killers. Yeah, everybody else did. It's

1:11:28

a really good movie. I like it

1:11:30

a lot. It's bizarre. The tone is

1:11:32

very odd. Yeah, Is it a Coen

1:11:34

Brothers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got lambasis

1:11:36

for it. I know, but it's terrific.

1:11:38

i would uh... i recommend that you

1:11:40

watch it this weekend uh... uh... now coming

1:11:42

up also we have uh... what happens

1:11:45

when your dream comes true that's where i

1:11:47

was going to save up all your

1:11:49

money to buy your dream car and then

1:11:51

something goes terribly wrong immediately uh... we'll

1:11:53

find out about that in many other things

1:11:55

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1:13:00

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1:13:02

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1:13:04

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1:13:06

O 'Reilly all -opart studios Hello,

1:13:08

Tom. Hello, Chick McGee. It's good to

1:13:10

see you, sir. Good to see you,

1:13:12

sir. We have Christy Lee over there. She's

1:13:14

at the SILAC Insurance News Desk, and

1:13:17

we're going to get a song out of

1:13:19

Mr. Godwin momentarily. What have you got

1:13:21

over there, Christy? A new study out

1:13:23

there has found women can determine whether

1:13:25

they will be friends with someone based

1:13:27

on smell. That's right.

1:13:29

Research involved heterosexual women smelling

1:13:31

a person's everyday scent,

1:13:33

including perfume and hygiene products.

1:13:35

Hygiene products. and captured

1:13:37

on a t -shirt before undertaking

1:13:39

four -minute speed -friending chats. Interesting. They

1:13:42

found that if a person judged

1:13:44

someone as having high friend potential,

1:13:46

based on the smell of a

1:13:48

t -shirt, their evaluation of

1:13:50

that same person after a four

1:13:52

-minute interaction with them was similarly

1:13:54

high. That is weird. And

1:13:57

they mean don't understand that.

1:13:59

Pay attention to the HFP.

1:14:01

Yes. The high friend

1:14:03

potential. Yes. How

1:14:05

about that? That is just so weird,

1:14:07

right? Well, you are

1:14:09

one of these people. You

1:14:11

always said this. You

1:14:15

want to date people. That's why we could

1:14:17

never do computer dating. Right. Well, she has

1:14:19

a nice looking picture, but now I know

1:14:21

why they call her Dookie Dolores. She

1:14:24

smells like poop. None.

1:14:33

There should be a thing for example there

1:14:35

that was you just took the words right

1:14:37

on my mouth I was gonna say if

1:14:39

on computer dating these have a little there

1:14:41

should be like a special asterisk if you

1:14:44

use patchouli so you can just swipe away

1:14:46

and never have to talk to them. There's

1:14:48

a lot of people that still do use

1:14:50

patchouli. You smell it all the time. You

1:14:52

really do and I Is it the cilantro

1:14:55

of scents? Because there must be enough people

1:14:57

like I moved at a restaurant because the

1:14:59

person behind us had so much patchouli. Sure,

1:15:01

but so some people love it, huh? I

1:15:03

think it just means you're associating with people

1:15:05

that have no taste. have not smelled that

1:15:07

at all. Their inferior people stay away from

1:15:09

them. It's very earthy, isn't it? They're going

1:15:11

to rob you and... Is it a natural

1:15:13

scent? They're going to rob you. They're

1:15:16

inferior problems of all

1:15:18

class and style. What

1:15:21

of your cheese sandwich? What are you

1:15:23

worried about? exactly. But surely smells real

1:15:25

in that it's not synthetic. It smells

1:15:27

like an essential oil. Right. And it's

1:15:29

musky. And if someone is in your

1:15:32

space, it stays on you forever. But

1:15:35

Josh and I both have a thing

1:15:37

about how, in fact, there's a literal

1:15:39

thing from the show. If you're a

1:15:41

guest, they're asked not to wear any

1:15:43

cologne or perfume. Right. Yeah,

1:15:45

I have a weird allergy to whatever

1:15:47

some of those. I just find it

1:15:49

offensive most of the time. Yeah. Yeah,

1:15:51

I get physically ill. There are people who

1:15:54

swear by cologne, man. I know. You

1:15:56

can't dissuade them no matter what you

1:15:58

say to You sure can't. It's like, man,

1:16:00

I smelled you coming. What are you

1:16:02

doing? But truly is a plant, so it

1:16:04

is based on an essential oil. And

1:16:06

it sure smells like it. So it's natural.

1:16:08

So it's elephant -dung, but I don't want

1:16:11

to rub it all over my face.

1:16:13

No, no, that's kooky -de -lord. Did

1:16:16

you not wear cologne or anything

1:16:18

like that when you were a

1:16:20

kid? There may have been

1:16:22

a brief English leather phase, but I doubt it.

1:16:24

Oh, I think one of my brothers had

1:16:26

some. No, I love the brute

1:16:28

man when I was in high

1:16:30

school. It didn't bother me back

1:16:32

then, man. I never wore it,

1:16:34

but it's like that stuff stinks.

1:16:36

Don't I was brute stink. I

1:16:38

wish I had the memo. I'm

1:16:40

not joking that there was a

1:16:42

memo from my kid's school years

1:16:44

ago about that they banned axe

1:16:46

deodorant. Well, they banned the body spray,

1:16:49

right? Because it was just so

1:16:51

prevalent. It was driving the teachers

1:16:53

crazy. Right. So this

1:16:55

study, though, This is a much

1:16:57

more subtle sense that, do you

1:16:59

remember the thing we had? God,

1:17:01

years ago there was a service. I'll

1:17:04

have to find the story. I'm sorry. Remember

1:17:06

where that you would wear it? They would send

1:17:08

you a shirt. Remember this Christy and you

1:17:10

would wear the shirt. It was a pheromone study, wasn't

1:17:12

it? And then they would cut the shirt into squares

1:17:14

and they would send it to people and they would

1:17:16

pick their date that way. Yeah. So

1:17:19

this is saying what?

1:17:21

That women Will

1:17:23

pick their friends they're likely to if

1:17:25

they like the scent of someone they're

1:17:27

more likely to become their friend That's

1:17:30

right. They're the the high friendship potential

1:17:32

goes up. Oh, but isn't

1:17:34

that weird that women often meet in

1:17:36

restrooms? Well,

1:17:38

are we gonna do that? I'd

1:17:42

like to do we

1:17:44

have have we numbered our

1:17:47

hack premises. I was

1:17:49

gonna call you our hack

1:17:51

premises Art hacky. Yeah

1:17:53

Women always go to the

1:17:55

bathroom in twos That's

1:17:57

what we can talk about. It's exactly right.

1:17:59

That's exactly what we're doing. You have couches

1:18:01

in your bathrooms. We don't. Well, that's because

1:18:03

we have cramps and we have to sit

1:18:05

down sometimes. Oh, really cramps? That's what the

1:18:08

couches are for cramps. Maybe you got to

1:18:10

lay down for a minute. And have you

1:18:12

noticed the difference between dogs and cats? Dogs

1:18:15

and cats are flying to New York on a

1:18:17

plane. They're going to LA. Wait a

1:18:19

minute, that's another hack. Did you know

1:18:22

there's a story out there? I was just

1:18:24

reading about this. Scientists have proven that

1:18:26

women exaggerate their PMS pains. You

1:18:29

couldn't even get off. I heard it's not

1:18:31

even painful. I was already, that's right. Yeah,

1:18:33

it's all in their head. Yep. You should

1:18:35

have been in my house last night then.

1:18:38

Okay, I have the top five

1:18:40

colognes as of today from a

1:18:42

magazine called Gentlemen Today. Take it

1:18:44

for what it's worth. I will

1:18:46

give you a hint. Here's the

1:18:48

guy who's running the survey. Do

1:18:50

we have a picture? He's

1:18:52

really something. Okay. Top

1:18:55

five colognes in America today.

1:18:57

He's so punchable. There he

1:18:59

is. He's punchable. He looks

1:19:01

like a young Alec Baldwin

1:19:03

if Alec Baldwin's head had

1:19:05

been put on a vice.

1:19:07

Yeah. Number one,

1:19:10

gravity with a oomplot over

1:19:12

the E. I never

1:19:14

heard of that. Biparticle. Also,

1:19:16

power and poison a bottle, that's

1:19:19

all number one. Number two

1:19:21

is sauvage, sauvage by Dior. Or

1:19:23

sauvage. Have you ever, I think

1:19:25

that's one Johnny Depp does come

1:19:27

on. He's just a hick holding

1:19:29

a guitar in the desert. That's

1:19:31

the one. Boy's

1:19:33

not looking. And then by

1:19:35

Prada, it's Luna Rasa Ocean.

1:19:38

Oh, Red Moon Ocean. Red

1:19:40

Luna. Luna Rosa.

1:19:42

Yeah. Uh, then number

1:19:45

four is Givenchy gives

1:19:47

us gentlemen society. And

1:19:50

then I might try this

1:19:52

next one. Uh, Burberry, uh,

1:19:54

it's called hero. Oh,

1:19:56

here he I wonder

1:19:58

how much that's to

1:20:01

save us. I'm not

1:20:03

going to stand for my

1:20:05

ass. Chad Kroger. But

1:20:09

just his solo project. Well,

1:20:11

that's really a solo project.

1:20:13

Yeah. So

1:20:17

no cologne for you, huh? Oh, no. And

1:20:19

if I decide to start wearing cologne, I

1:20:21

can't come into the studio, huh? Oh, yeah.

1:20:23

I'll get you. I'll get you. No, no.

1:20:26

He'll let me leave. You can stay. Oh,

1:20:28

yeah. If you remember, we've been through

1:20:30

that. I really learned my worth that day.

1:20:32

Do your brothers work alone? No, no,

1:20:34

nobody does. No kidding? I think my dad

1:20:36

had the same, because he didn't allow

1:20:38

it. Oh, really? Yeah. You'd bothered him

1:20:41

a lot. Yeah. Did your mother wear

1:20:43

a lot of perfume? No, no, no, no.

1:20:45

Did she smell a lot? Did she

1:20:47

ever notice a musky smell? Oh,

1:20:49

four boys in the house? I guarantee

1:20:51

that house had to have, after a day

1:20:53

of wiffle ball, I'm sure it was

1:20:55

brutal. Well, back in the day,

1:20:57

in the 70s and 80s, didn't women wear

1:20:59

muskwell a lot? Wasn't that a big one? That

1:21:02

was a big clone of the

1:21:04

time. No, do you know anyone that

1:21:06

I know Pat has a song

1:21:08

about this about people who smell like

1:21:10

weed? Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:12

You know that person? Yeah. We all do.

1:21:15

They're all over now. Everywhere I go, it smells like

1:21:17

weed. Sorry, I didn't mean to steal your stuff. It's

1:21:19

It's a good opening line. It's true. you

1:21:22

want to play it for us, Pat? I'd be glad to.

1:21:24

You're going to have to give me a second. Well,

1:21:26

we're getting... Oh, shut up, Josh. Once

1:21:30

again, Pat is the equivalent to

1:21:32

the lady in line at the grocery

1:21:34

store. Oh, I have to pay?

1:21:36

Well, but this did come. Hang on

1:21:38

a minute. This is a song

1:21:40

he performs live. You make

1:21:42

Haywood look organized. you? Why don't

1:21:44

you? There's got to be an easier

1:21:46

way to find this song. You

1:21:48

still haven't found it. Found it! You

1:21:52

make it know your song's by now.

1:21:54

I actually do, in fact, watch. I don't

1:21:56

even know why I was looking for it,

1:21:58

but you guys make me so nervous and

1:22:00

you heckle me that I don't know where

1:22:02

the hell I am. Understandable. Okay, so

1:22:04

every time you forget the lyrics, you'll hear

1:22:07

a sound from over here. Play something you

1:22:09

know. Well, that's a great way to enjoy

1:22:11

it. Set me up for failure. I'm

1:22:13

sorry, you can start now. Louder!

1:22:18

That's a clam, I heard it.

1:22:22

Everywhere I go. It

1:22:24

smells like weed the

1:22:26

grocery store It's guaranteed

1:22:29

Even standing and lying

1:22:31

at the DMV Everywhere

1:22:33

I go It smells

1:22:35

like weed Only you

1:22:37

know it does on

1:22:40

the way to work

1:22:42

It's that raffer I

1:22:44

smell I smell pot

1:22:46

at my hotel Ganges

1:22:49

in the air I'll

1:22:51

never street at the

1:22:53

gym and my church

1:22:55

smells like weed. I

1:22:59

went to Tacoma,

1:23:02

there was a

1:23:04

marijuana aroma, Santa

1:23:06

Bella and Capsiva. Oh,

1:23:11

I smell

1:23:14

cannibosity, I

1:23:16

smell cannib... See,

1:23:43

it's me all along who

1:23:45

smells like weed! The Shy Malian

1:23:47

Twist. Uh, yeah. It's

1:23:50

like an O 'Henry novel.

1:23:52

Yeah. Getting ready for 420. Well,

1:23:55

it's past 420. It was Sunday. How

1:23:57

would I know that? How was Easter? Did

1:24:00

you sing that on Easter? Yes,

1:24:02

I sang it for you,

1:24:04

but you weren't home. Let's forget

1:24:06

about the fact that it's

1:24:08

his birthday today, which is April

1:24:11

22nd. Well, but

1:24:13

April 20th is coming up,

1:24:15

is what he just said. 363

1:24:18

days. Now this doesn't shock me. Coming

1:24:20

from the man who yesterday halfway through

1:24:22

the show went, well, and we conclude

1:24:24

our show. Now

1:24:26

we're left. Let's wrap it all

1:24:28

up. I hope you're doing

1:24:31

something. You're

1:24:33

a mess. Why

1:24:35

are you this discombobulated?

1:24:38

Is there something we can do

1:24:40

to help you? Do you

1:24:42

need another monitor over there or

1:24:44

something? I

1:24:46

was laughing about that all day yesterday. Well,

1:24:48

we conclude our show today. As

1:24:50

we conclude our program. That

1:24:53

was it. As we conclude

1:24:55

our program. We still had a good

1:24:57

hour and a half left. Yeah,

1:24:59

but I figured you guys would all be ghosting. We

1:25:02

always ghost that last

1:25:04

year. Hell yeah. That's

1:25:07

how you get through the day. Coming

1:25:09

up, Christy, what have you got over

1:25:11

there? Coming up, when you're waiting beer,

1:25:13

we have 260 pounds of prohibited pork

1:25:15

products found at the border. Prohibited pork

1:25:17

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1:25:19

had this. And we have Chipotle,

1:25:21

big news from Chipotle. And is that, uh,

1:25:23

that story is really interesting. That says

1:25:25

a lot about contemporary, the contemporary world we

1:25:27

live in. You'll see why. I like that

1:25:29

place. Oh, I do too. But when

1:25:31

you see what they're doing, be quite surprised.

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1:26:30

moments ago. Thank you. Beautiful.

1:26:33

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1:26:42

Chuck McGee, just checking on

1:26:44

sweat and body odor. Oh, okay.

1:26:46

Because we had it in

1:26:48

the news. And I'm trying

1:26:50

to find, we had an interesting story a

1:26:52

few years ago. I can't find it. It

1:26:55

was a dating service in which they

1:26:57

would send you a sweatshirt or a t

1:26:59

-shirt. You'd wear it for a couple of

1:27:01

days, right, Chrissy? Yeah, I tried to

1:27:03

find that story during the break too, and

1:27:05

I couldn't And then they would cut

1:27:08

it up. Right. And then people would smell

1:27:10

the various swatches. Are they called swatches?

1:27:12

Yeah. And then they would match you up

1:27:14

by smell. They, oh, that guy smells

1:27:16

good. I want to meet him. Yeah. But

1:27:18

this is in the wake of the

1:27:20

study from Cornell University about the importance of

1:27:22

smell with friendship. I

1:27:24

did find a bunch of interesting

1:27:27

things while looking for it. This

1:27:30

is fascinating. Speaking

1:27:32

of smells, fathers can recognize

1:27:34

their own child. Wow. Based

1:27:36

on the odor of the

1:27:38

child. Really? Interesting. Are you

1:27:40

sure you don't have the

1:27:42

the pole from a family

1:27:44

of wolves over there? It

1:27:47

says the experiment involved 56

1:27:49

fathers and 73 of their

1:27:51

biological children. And they picked

1:27:53

out their kids. Fathers

1:27:55

were able to recognize their child's body

1:27:57

odor a third of the time. Oh,

1:27:59

that's not very good. No, that's not

1:28:01

very good at all. third of the time.

1:28:03

As opposed to 70 % success rate from

1:28:05

random guessing. Oh, so

1:28:07

it's still not good. Wait a minute,

1:28:09

that's upside down. What? Yeah,

1:28:12

the research said fathers perform better than

1:28:14

the chance of identifying their child's body

1:28:16

odor at all age groups. No, but

1:28:18

70 % just guess, right? 17%.

1:28:23

Oh, well that's different. No,

1:28:26

he misspoke. So

1:28:29

sorry the large apartment. That's fascinating.

1:28:31

Do you think you could recognize the

1:28:34

smell of your girls Christie? Yeah,

1:28:36

well one more is a signature scent,

1:28:38

so I know what that would

1:28:40

be Coco Chanel no no no no

1:28:42

no no no no vodka It

1:28:47

doesn't have a hint. Man's

1:28:49

sweat. Thanks for going with

1:28:51

sweat, by the way, Pat. That's

1:28:54

where I'm going. I always try to change

1:28:56

the subject before it got really nasty. not

1:28:58

sure they're watching on YouTube. So sorry, ladies.

1:29:01

Hints of bleach. They're still

1:29:03

blacked out. Now, do you think

1:29:05

that human beings have a superpower? This

1:29:07

is kind of off the subject

1:29:09

of recognizing a child crying in the

1:29:11

middle of the night when you're

1:29:14

dead asleep. Oh, I can do that.

1:29:16

Oh, yeah. Yeah, for your kid,

1:29:18

absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. sure that's an

1:29:20

advantage in evolution. Sure. All moms

1:29:22

have that ear, the ear never closes.

1:29:24

Not necessarily moms. Well, okay, and

1:29:27

dads. the dogs, can you do

1:29:29

that? With your dogs, too? My

1:29:31

dog will wake me in the middle of the night to go out. dog,

1:29:34

Mr. Fletcher will walk over, either

1:29:37

jump in the bed, which he knows he's

1:29:39

not supposed to do when I'm there. I

1:29:41

have a feeling he doesn't want me go

1:29:43

on. And then he'll wake me up, take

1:29:45

his nose and go, unless

1:29:47

you'd like a adventurous defecation, you'd better

1:29:49

take me out right now. Did you say

1:29:51

he picks his nose? No, he rubs

1:29:53

his nose. Oh, he rubs it. Okay, how

1:29:55

about this one? The headline,

1:29:58

Wall Street Journal. Can perfume turn

1:30:00

people on? People

1:30:02

are using fair gnome

1:30:05

perfumes to connect with

1:30:07

potential love interests. and

1:30:10

there are actual deodorants

1:30:12

designed to do this. Yes,

1:30:14

but we've had plenty of stories too

1:30:16

that say pheromones do not affect. Right.

1:30:20

So it's interesting. Yeah, according to this, they've

1:30:22

interviewed a bunch of people. You've

1:30:24

heard of something called

1:30:26

vanilla skin from a

1:30:28

company called Fleur. No.

1:30:31

One user said, it's the moneymaker. Now,

1:30:34

how about this one? A

1:30:36

stripper said clients pay her more

1:30:38

when she wears Elizabeth Taylor's

1:30:40

white diamonds. Well, we talked about

1:30:42

that and you know why,

1:30:44

right? Yeah. It reminds

1:30:46

them of their mother. moms. Their

1:30:48

moms wore white diamonds. That's

1:30:51

creepy. So while they don't

1:30:53

think, oh, I've been wanting to

1:30:55

have sex with my mom, so this stripper

1:30:57

is now turning me on, it's just in

1:30:59

your head as a comfort disease. Sure. The

1:31:01

smell you recognize. Right.

1:31:05

It really is interesting. Yeah, did

1:31:07

your mother wear a signature scent? White

1:31:11

shoulders. Oh, yeah.

1:31:13

My mom wore taboo.

1:31:16

Didn't your mom wear a white

1:31:18

castle? Yeah, she

1:31:20

worked there. Actually, she started

1:31:23

working. She did. I'm not kidding. No,

1:31:25

no, she did for 25 years, but

1:31:27

she started working there after I moved

1:31:29

away. I'm

1:31:32

out of here. You guys kill

1:31:34

yourself. Good night. Well,

1:31:36

once again while Chris and

1:31:38

I both desperately trying to

1:31:40

find this story I ran

1:31:42

into this one. I mean

1:31:44

you guys summed up the

1:31:46

story pretty well. Yeah. Yeah,

1:31:48

I think we've covered we're

1:31:50

good What I'm saying is

1:31:52

you're off the hook for

1:31:54

trying to find the one

1:31:56

with the swaths No, that's

1:31:58

not what we were saying

1:32:00

Not what we were saying

1:32:04

Go ahead, silence. Oh, yeah, keep saying

1:32:06

go ahead. Why don't you start? Why

1:32:08

don't you start wearing a cologne? I

1:32:10

know you have an eye on a

1:32:12

scent. No, I to speak. I would

1:32:14

never wear a cologne. You've never gone

1:32:16

into a story on, I wonder what

1:32:19

that delightful smell is. Yeah, it's usually

1:32:21

baked goods. What do you do to

1:32:23

the, what do you do to the

1:32:25

scent ladies that are positioned outside of

1:32:27

the department stores? I would

1:32:29

you like to try some you go get away

1:32:31

from me. Yes. I don't walk

1:32:33

over to that counter. Yeah,

1:32:35

I would. If I

1:32:37

got sprayed and they didn't ask

1:32:39

my permission, you

1:32:42

would see a man. Murder? Not

1:32:44

murder, but damage so

1:32:47

much. I mean, I

1:32:49

would kick the glass counter. In

1:32:52

fact, I kind of want it to happen. They

1:32:54

ask, right? Yeah, they do ask. And they

1:32:56

spray it on a card now. They don't

1:32:58

spray you. Well, I'm a card. And

1:33:00

you know why? Because I bet that

1:33:02

did happen once. It had to, yes. Oh,

1:33:05

I imagine there have been some very serious

1:33:07

losses. My

1:33:09

eyes. Does your girl,

1:33:11

does your lady wear a scent? I'm

1:33:15

used to, whatever it is, I don't know what it is,

1:33:17

but I know what she smells like. And

1:33:19

that, as you know, my sister, where I can,

1:33:22

I've never had smelled anyone else wearing it

1:33:24

except for one other person. I don't

1:33:26

know what it is, but it's, but it's

1:33:28

very subtle. Okay. But she's worn the

1:33:30

same scent. Yeah. Yeah, forever. Subtle's the key,

1:33:33

isn't it? Yeah. Um, I'm looking for

1:33:35

a new suit. I can tie this into

1:33:37

a sports chick. Okay. Um,

1:33:40

Odell, do you remember the, the

1:33:42

Odell Beckham Jr. jockstrap candle? Hi.

1:33:47

I do not. I imagine

1:33:49

us not doing the story,

1:33:51

though, so I'm just forgetting.

1:33:54

This says a company called

1:33:56

Bet Us created a sculptural

1:33:58

candle shaped like Odell Beckham

1:34:00

Jr.'s torso covered only by

1:34:02

a jockstrap. Oh, that's right.

1:34:04

And yes, it was like

1:34:06

a bar relief, if you

1:34:08

will, of these. Is that

1:34:10

right? And the, here's the

1:34:12

press release. It smells just

1:34:14

like the sexiest NFL players

1:34:16

jockstrap. Nice. Oh,

1:34:18

I love, this is my favorite thing when they,

1:34:20

they use the word notes. Oh,

1:34:23

I do. I love You know, the wine,

1:34:25

the wine guys, there's a note of walnut

1:34:27

and it's in a note of a fraud,

1:34:30

a note of pretentious know it all

1:34:32

in this. Um, it says,

1:34:34

uh, the Odell Beckham Jr. Candle

1:34:37

smells like, uh, A

1:34:39

woody fragrance. Citrus.

1:34:42

Christy, what's a neroli flower? Neroli?

1:34:44

How do you spell that? N -E -R

1:34:46

-O -L -I've never heard of it. Never

1:34:48

heard of it. Neroli, roli, roli, roli,

1:34:50

roli, roli, roli. Green lavender and amber.

1:34:52

Amber, I assume, is a stripper at

1:34:54

a Miami. Amber is not a stripper.

1:34:57

The area is clogged. Smells good. The

1:34:59

candles, by the way, were $50. The

1:35:02

Kardashians eat them. It's

1:35:06

very good. But not after midnight. They'll

1:35:08

turn into monsters. Yeah, that's right. They multiply.

1:35:11

Yeah, there it is. Yeah,

1:35:14

they are very statuesque. And the wick, by

1:35:16

the way, it's a torso with a

1:35:18

jockstrap. And in this case, one of them

1:35:20

is kind of a reddish, the other

1:35:22

one is white. But the wick is at

1:35:24

the top where the chest would be.

1:35:26

Right. It would be much funnier if. Came

1:35:28

out though. Well, it's gotta melt down.

1:35:30

You don't want it upside down. You mean

1:35:32

you want it upside down? Yes,

1:35:34

come out the ween. Oh, so

1:35:36

that's a... So the only thing about

1:35:38

OBJ is his six pack and

1:35:40

his jockstrap. Right. Huh. I wonder how

1:35:43

they sold. I

1:35:45

don't know. But I

1:35:47

know that the most famous candle

1:35:49

of this ilk, I would think, would

1:35:51

be the Gwyneth Peltrow candle that

1:35:53

was called Christie. It

1:35:56

smells like my vagina. That's right.

1:35:58

me a minute. I mean, Emma,

1:36:00

not yours. No. Gwyneth Peltrow.

1:36:02

That'd be really weird if Gwyneth Peltrow

1:36:04

made a cannon that smelled like Christie

1:36:06

Lee's. We searched the entire nation and

1:36:08

we came up with... How do you

1:36:11

feel about those plug -in air freshener

1:36:13

things that... They're not great. I don't

1:36:15

like it. Yeah. I mean, I can

1:36:17

make my eyes water sometime. Yeah.

1:36:19

Yeah. I just like a house and they

1:36:21

have those. I just like to have a candle

1:36:23

out. It doesn't even have to be lit.

1:36:25

Ever now. I can, I can still impact your

1:36:27

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