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What's up.

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Welcome to Thursday show more than studio.

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All right, Amy's not here today. She is not feeling

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well. She did say I'm coming in, and

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I was like, don't push it. She goes, I'm coming

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in, said don't push it. She said

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I'm on the way. I said don't.

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Then she texted me I just threw up and went home. Yeah, there

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we go.

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I told her, don't push it.

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Stay home. You could have stayed home. Yeah.

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So Amy sick today. So we'll go around the room though, and

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check in with everybody else. We'll start with he

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would give anything for his hair to grow.

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And you can see him next month at the Raging Idiots

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Million Dollars Show.

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It's Eddie everybody.

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Yeah, Hey, So remember I told

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you when I opened up my Chicken restaurant, like,

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I have all of these pictures that I've taken

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with artists that come in the studio, and I'm gonna put it up

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in the restaurant's and be cool.

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I got a new addition to my

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restaurant. I just want to jump in for a second to our new

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listeners.

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He doesn't have a restaurant, No, No, it'll happen someday.

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Though, Okay, I just want people to know it'll never happen.

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No, it's like you know some.

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Artists they like save footage for their documentary.

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I'm saving this.

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Stuff for my rest No, no, I know, and that's cool, but

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we just think you'll never have that restaurant. However, what

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do you have? Check it out?

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I came into work and all of a sudden

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there was this picture of John Brennan autograph

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and it says, to Eddie, true story

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John Brennan, the guy from the real world.

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Oh yeah, isn't that cool?

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Do you leave everybody one?

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I don't know you have one? Yeah, it's been here since he

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signed it a long time ago. To pick up behind

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your desk and put it up there on the wall. That's

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what someone cleaned your dumpster back there. Oh

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he was just sitting under my desk.

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You thought he brought it to you and left.

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It, Yeah, dud, And I thought that's cool, that'd be perfect on

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the wall. It still is.

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It still is. It's just been under your desk for a while.

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Wow, okay, all right, forget it then that's

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fun. You guys should clean up back Yeah, we should.

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Organ is there's space gross.

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Yeah, I was the one who was cleaning up back here because there

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I literally tripped and we had artists in studio.

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I tripped over all their stuff.

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Yeah, we can do better, We can do better. Thanks, you're right.

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Yeah. Next up, he went to the grand opening

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of Garth Brooks's new bar, and wherever Garth

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was awkward, he wasn't far.

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It's lunch ball. I told

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you.

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I wrote a negative review because I went to a restaurant

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said they were open from six am until

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nine pm. Breakfast place, Yes, And

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I went, I took kids. You were the kids,

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Yeah, six thirty four not open

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on the internet? Set open.

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Well.

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I finally went back and wanted to give them another shot.

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Went afternoon and I said, hey,

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buddy, by the way, I came by the other day

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about six thirty four am, and you guys weren't

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open.

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What's up with that? You said that to them?

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Yeah? Yeah, And you said, buddy, but was it somebody

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who owned it or just worked there? Got

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the cash register? Okay?

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He was like, oh yeah, we just don't

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have enough employees to open that time. I

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said, oh, okay, maybe

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you should change your hours on the internet.

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That was it. So I got the update. They don't

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have enough employees.

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That's the hours they planned to be open

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when they get a full staff.

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So what would you suggest they do. I

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think they got to change their hours. We plan

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to be open these hours, but we may not be.

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No, they need to say, okay, right now, we don't have no

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staff, so we are open at whatever, eight

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am whatever.

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They are open some days at six because they could. How

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about you just give them the benefit of the doubt for a while, so I figured out.

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Then it gets tricky because then you're you're playing

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yogo with your customers. One day you're open

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at six, and my stomach, you know, the

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pav lav thing where you're

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like, my stomach at six is used to eating your.

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Your foods dog. You're kind

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of explaining that, Yeah, go ahead, And.

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So then I go one time at six and you're not open.

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Next day you're opening six. The pav lav

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dog is not going to work, have la. You're

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not quite there. However, you see what I'm saying

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saying.

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I think it's harder though than you think, just to change your hours on

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the internet, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Oh is

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I have no idea? I don't know how the internet works. Yeah

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we know.

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I mean I'm not the internet works. Who does that?

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But it's pretty cool when you go to a restaurant, Like I

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give you Google a restaurant it says open now

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or closing it soon.

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How do they do that? How do they do they know what time it

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is? Who does? It's not a person? Okay,

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there's not.

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Someone at Google being like, oh yeah,

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I don't think that.

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It's not an operator. It's phenomenal. Hopefully

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they fix that for you. Hopefully they're little find people to work.

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I would love it because Saturday morning I can go

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six thirty four and have love and just eat up.

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Yep.

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Yeah, Amy's not here, But Morgan is.

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She stands probably a five foot zero and she loves

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a movie with a superhero. It's Morgan. That

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is true.

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All right.

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So there's these things all over TikTok of men

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talking about like men's dirtiest secrets

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when it comes to dating and women. Okay,

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so I just want your guys's perspective to see if

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these things are actually true.

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Go ahead, all right?

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Is the theory, like if he wanted to, he

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would If a guy wants to do something he'll do it.

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Yes, absolutely.

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What is that? What does that mean?

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What do you mean just in general? I mean that's it's it's priorities.

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And yes, some guys get nervous, but I

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think most dudes, and

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not even in dating. But if we want to

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do something bad enough, we do it. Yeah,

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it's true.

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Yeah, Like whenever you want to get rid of a girl like you, I

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used how you live twenty minutes old?

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If you wanted to make the time, He's like, I'm so busy.

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Yeah, I know if you want to make the time, you would you're

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prioritizing. Yes, the answer is yesterday.

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Okay.

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Then the cablit theory, where basically

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men don't go their whole lives about

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having their cab light on, but then one day wake up

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and decide, you know what, I want to get married,

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I want to have kids. Their cab light goes on, and the next

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woman they meet is probably the person

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they're gonna marry.

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Okay, So you're saying there's no I would say

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no, what do you mean? I don't think there's a for me. There

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was never a time of like I just was like,

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you know what, I do want to get married And

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now whomever comes along, and it works. It works. That

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didn't happen for me. I never thought I

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would get married. I made someone that turned

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my cab light on for me. Then

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my cab light just didn't turn on as like, oh, here's your timer.

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Now look for somebody to marry.

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Okay, yours is interesting. So it was always

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off. But then when you met the right person.

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You're like, oh, it's like she reached in and turned it on, okay,

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Or I turned it onto because I was like, oh, I need

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to turn the light on it so I can see her better.

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For the analogy.

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Yeah, No, there wasn't a cab light that was like at

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thirty one, it's like book it's on. It's

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like, all right, well now I'm ready to look okay,

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because I just felt like I was never gonna Maybe

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my cab light turned on much younger and I realized,

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well, who cares, it's not gonna work anyway, And

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I just feel like I'm never gonna get married.

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But no, not for me. I think there's a cab light for

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me. But I'm a bit different. Eddie.

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Yeah, well I didn't know I held Yes, well I did,

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but I didn't know I had a cab light. As soon as I

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realized that I was going to lose what I had. Oh,

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she Ultimately, I need to turn this cab light on. Got

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it, she said, marry me.

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I'm leaving.

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Correct, But you know, I mean

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I didn't have a cab light, and I didn't know I needed

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a cab light. But all of a sudden, you're like, I have a cab light.

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I need to turn this thing on. Bo, let's get married. So

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I think men do realize there's a point where they're like, I'm

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just having fun, just having fun.

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Then now I want to get married. Mine

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was, So both of ours were turned

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on without us really wanting them turned

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on. I'm glad mine was. They

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were for different reasons. Eddie's was I'm going to

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lose someone if I don't, cause she's telling me. Mine

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was, I don't want to lose this person, So if I don't, I

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needed like turn the cab light on. Oh yeah,

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kind of the same, kind of the same, but

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a little different. Yeah, all right, any other ones that

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it.

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Yeah, so if you hang out during the

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week versus the weekend, you're on the

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roster. So like if you're just hanging out during

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the week, you're the roster girl.

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Okay, yes, for sure, I get in a weekend

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time. You're not a

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Maine. You're just not, especially

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if you want it, especially if you even bring it up,

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if you're or if he's not even bringing it up, You're

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not a man. You're you're deviled

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eggs Apiteyeah,

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you're not part of the main course.

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Yeah, you're just getting him to the weekend

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so he can either go out with the main or look

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for a main.

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And you know what, if the meal's bad, you eat more bread

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and you're the bread. And sometimes maybe if if the

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meal doesn't come along and it's not working right on the weekend,

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he goes and has some more bread. I had a hard time with these

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analogies. I

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have one more.

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The guy knows within the first time of

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meeting you what category he's placing

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you in, whether you're in the hookup category or like dating

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girlfriend, wife material.

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Yes, yeah, yes, but

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there is a little a little room

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for you know, modifying

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it. But yes, mostly it's like that. We associate

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that with everybody we meet. Though, right we meet somebody, we're like, oh I like this

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person, I don't like. It's hard to get out of that initial

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phase of what your first impression was.

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Even like friends, you know, like I could be really good friends with

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this guy or like yeah.

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And eventually you can change, but it's hard to change

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because you really set your sight on and you hold

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on to it.

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So yes, for the most part, I would say yes.

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And also if you're a

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weak night or you're just a hookupp here's a hookup

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girl.

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This is so wild?

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Is the Men's Dirty Secrets? Unless you get

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and.

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If you're getting like texts on any

8:20

night after like eight thirty, oh.

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No, yeah, that's like you up?

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Yeah, it justly like what are you doing?

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Even if you up?

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Really, the only time you ever hear from them is like post eight

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thirty, probably

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something else isn't working out and you're like second or third

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string.

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So those on Men's Dirty Secrets.

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Thanks for letting me know.

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Oh men, no, kick me out of the group now.

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Hi?

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Ray go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He

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used a machine to sleep at night. It took him

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over forty years to finally get it right. Bobby Bones,

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thank you very much. So that

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is interesting because that is what I'm going to talk about here. So

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I ordered and I put up on Instagram. The new

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mask, because I have one that just went my nose and it was kind

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of hurting my nose a little bit. And so I got

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the full mask of the sea pat machine.

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So now you don't have to tape your mouth or no.

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I still so I

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don't take my mouth every night, but just the nose now I do.

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It helps a lot. But I got ordered it,

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it came, opened it up. It was not the

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one that I ordered, as a

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matter of fact, it was and I took a picture

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of it. They sent me another

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nose one, but it was an

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air fit nasal pillow system for her.

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Oh it's for girls and it only nasal.

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So I emailed the company. I said, hey,

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I think this might have been sent to me wrong, Like

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I'm not sure. Super Cool

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wasn't complaining and they said, would you take a picture

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and would you send it to us, I guess proving that you're

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not stealing it.

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So I did. I took a picture of me wearing

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it. Give him a big thumbs up.

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That's a funny picture, and I'm like, this is

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not the I give him the number and everything of the

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order, but hopefully they laugh at that.

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Yeah, you look like a pillow for her.

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Oh my gosh, dude, I do look

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at elephant.

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You do, you really do. I'm dealing with it, and I post on

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instagrat I don't know that.

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I mean, this is probably in the top percentage of things that people

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want to comment about to me because so many people

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deal with that.

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Nobody talks about it.

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Yeah, that's crazy. It is crazy about it. It's crazy.

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Yeah, sleep to have me a real thing I'm dealing

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with every day.

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Just start a support gro that's what we're doing.

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Let's open up the mail bag.

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You send the name mail and we read

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it on the air.

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To get something.

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We call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah,

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hello, Bobby Bones. I went out to my

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car during my lunch break. I saw

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a note under my windshow wiper. The

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note said stop parking in my spot.

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I've only been at this new job for a few months,

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work in a lab at a primary care

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office, and I do know for sure

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that it was one of the nurses that left the note. However,

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we do not have a sign parking at this facility.

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It's just a regular parking lot.

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I showed the note to my supervisor, who said,

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well, everybody does pretty much park in the same

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spot every day.

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I think that's crazy. So I'm thinking about

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just.

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Getting here a little earlier every day

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and making sure I park in that spot every

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day for now on, and then I'll make

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it my spot.

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How would you react to respond to this? Should

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I let this go?

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Or should I hold my ground? Sign parking

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warrior. I'm a very competitive

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person. If I I you know I

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when you do that whole what number

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are you on the diagram?

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I'm a challenger. Oh, I

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like to challenge people.

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I would say, though, since you're new to the culture,

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you're new for a few months, you

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just need to bow out. That's

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not your it's not your house yet, really, and

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if other people have lived there longer, they

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know the rule. It would be like in school if you

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sit in the same desk every day in third

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period, and yeah, classes are going in now,

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but every day you send that third desk from the left

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and you've been to all and all of a sudden, somebody sits in that seat

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and you're like, whohoa, whoa, it doesn't

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feel right, and you go somewhere

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else because he doesn't.

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Don't. You don't own the seat, but you feel weird

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about it. You're like, I kind of

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own that.

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But I guess I would

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just find a different spot because

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it's not going to be worth it. For all the awkwardness at

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work, there's going to be tension that

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is probably going to end up like

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stressing you out, making you sick. Who

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knows it would drive me

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cruise to put a note like that. I

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would have much rather someone send

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an email say hey, I saw you parking that spot.

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It's fine by me, but just be aware. Everybody

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kind of has spots already. I mean that's the one I usually park in. Yeah,

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so they could have handled a lot better. But you're new,

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So unless you love confrontation, I

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would just go to a different spot.

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Man, there was a guy that worked in this building, and

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I have my spot. We all have our spots here that

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we park in every single day. But if I

12:43

was ten minutes late, this dude would park in

12:45

my spot and I got pissed every time.

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You do get and again, you didn't know, but

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I parked there every day. Yeah, I

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feel you, parking warrior. It's

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hard for me to say do the opposite because I would be angry

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how they handled it. Yeah, but it's not your spot. You're new

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to working there. You're new to working there, so you got to understand

13:03

what's happening inside that culture before you start trying to change

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it. If you want to change it later, all good lunchbox

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at you, fiel Man.

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I remember the in college you walk into class,

13:12

you have your seat and someone's in it.

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You're like, oh, what are you doing?

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You weirdo?

13:16

An idiot?

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Yeah, but that person has no right to

13:19

that spot, so you get their early parker

13:21

if you want.

13:21

They don't. They don't have the right to it. You're right, right?

13:24

Is it worth it to you to be to be

13:26

that tense every day? Because it could be awkward and

13:28

because you didn't know the rules. But

13:31

there's no rule. It's an unwritten rule. And no, no, it's

13:33

written now, it's in a note, it's on your windshoes. It's

13:36

that Winchel's one thing. I'm like, that's what makes me

13:38

want to park there. I want to go park there.

13:40

Now I know the city she's in, Nomen. I

13:42

would just say, swallow

13:45

your pride, your new park

13:47

somewhere else for a while. It's

13:49

not worth it, it's not that's not worth a fight. That's

13:52

what I say. For coming from me that means a lot, because oh

13:55

my god, you're a challenge right, thank you. Close

13:57

it up. We got your email, I

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mean ran in on their Now let's

14:02

find the clothes.

14:03

Bobby sailed.

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A couple of weeks back. We got a voicemail asking

14:08

for advice.

14:09

Here you go, got a nine one one

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dilemma. Would you guys call nine

14:14

one one if you saw a car

14:16

with probably a one to two year

14:18

old out of their car seat, up walking

14:21

around, waving out the back window, going

14:23

probably eighty miles an hour down the highway. So

14:25

that's the dilemma, and spoiler alert,

14:27

I did call nine on one, so uh

14:29

And they said that I should have called.

14:32

I think I said I probably wouldn't have called in that situation.

14:34

But Lunchbox talked about he saw

14:37

a kid not in a car seat, pulling out a drive

14:39

through and he called nine one one, and I didn't

14:41

remember the story, and we definitely didn't have

14:43

the audio.

14:43

So you went and track the audio down? No, no, no, I said,

14:46

I talked about this on air, and you're like, no, you didn't.

14:48

And then Scooba hit me is like, I pulled

14:50

the audio a long time ago. You never prepped it.

14:52

So I just kept it. I didn't think you wanted to talk about

14:54

it.

14:55

I got it. Oh well there you go. Is

14:57

it the audio of you actually calling? Yeah?

14:58

Yeah, me calling nine one one one. Okay, why

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did you not ever bring this?

15:01

Guys?

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You forget I thought I did. Hey,

15:04

that could even played the month stuff there.

15:06

I guess I called nber one a lot.

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Yeah, you doude like, because I was

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like, I swear I talked about this, and school was like,

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what do you remember about this before you called?

15:15

I remember being in the drive

15:17

through or picking up my to go order and walking

15:20

out. I don't remember exactly if I was in

15:22

the car and they were pulling out of the drive

15:24

through and there was kids in

15:26

the car not in the car seat, like going back

15:28

and forth, and I was like, man, that ain't good.

15:30

They're about to pull out on the road. I just think

15:32

most people to call nine one. It happened so infrequently

15:36

that you know exactly what was happening right, so

15:38

much so much he gets some confused. So here's

15:40

the call of lunchbox. Do you use your voice

15:42

where you're like, hey, I'm just like, dude,

15:45

I don't know serious.

15:46

You know there is no nine one one voice.

15:48

Yes, you definitely heard it.

15:50

Okay, here we go, here's lunch.

15:51

This call Wednesday, March sixth,

15:53

the time six oh nine pm.

15:55

No more operator.

15:57

Yeah, man, I'm just leaving the Chick

15:59

fil A over here on Rosa Parks.

16:01

And as I was getting in my car, the

16:04

I saw a car pulling out of the drive through and

16:06

it had what I would assumes a three

16:08

to four year old just jumping up and down the front

16:10

seat, not in a car seat, and

16:13

I just wanted to see if we could get an officer to respond.

16:15

Okay, was this an abduction?

16:17

No, no, it wasn't an abduction. Like I just mean,

16:20

like it's you know, kids are supposed to be in car

16:22

seats, and I just thought so.

16:25

The guy reacted like I would have likes something

16:27

bad happened. Where's the emergency, Like

16:29

you're calling that on one now? How would get on this kidnapping?

16:33

No?

16:33

No, no, no, you're

16:35

just tattletailing.

16:37

Wasn't in a kid.

16:38

He's jumping up and down on the front seat. HENZARNI

16:40

was supposed to be in the front seat.

16:42

I hear you, I hear you. I Like

16:44

he said, I would have thought somebody had been kidnapped.

16:47

Well, that the kid was not in a car seat,

16:49

and I felt like that was very unsafe.

16:51

So I thought I would call you guys, says he seemed

16:53

that is this car speeding? Are they

16:55

running lights?

16:56

Is it?

16:57

It doesn't seem to be in an immediate

17:00

danger.

17:01

No, no, it was just like they were pulling out

17:03

of the Chick fil a drive through. I was walking to my car from

17:05

inside the restaurant and they were pulling out. And

17:07

it's a great Honda Accord, and

17:10

I can give you the license plate. I mean, I can follow

17:13

them if you need me too, right, No,

17:15

no, there's no, it's not necessary

17:17

to follow. We'll we'll dispatch

17:19

us.

17:20

For future reference and only

17:22

call the emergency line

17:25

for imminent danger otherwise

17:27

called the non emergency Line. You

17:29

do not, under any circumstances

17:32

need to follow that car, and we

17:34

will take care of it. We appreciate your call.

17:36

Okay, thank you so much.

17:38

Did you feel like you got in trouble?

17:39

Yeah?

17:39

I felt like he was like saying, this isn't an emergency.

17:42

But it wasn't.

17:43

Now, cops gotta go check it out. They're not going

17:45

to you, don't think.

17:46

David said, no, no, no.

17:47

No, No.

17:47

The dispatcher is like, yea, we're gonna send someone. Yoga,

17:51

not going to do that.

17:52

You get in trouble, dude, that's maybe why you didn't tell us.

17:55

Maybe gombrassed.

17:56

I'm just telling you.

17:57

And then he wants a license plate.

17:58

I'm like, it's not something, and he's gonna

18:00

yeah, he never sent a cop. Bety right, he didn't send

18:03

anyone. You got ghosted by namajuan.

18:05

Dude, you need to I wish they would

18:07

have sent a cop to you and gave

18:09

you a like a verbal one.

18:11

Right resources

18:15

guys, I see a three or four year old.

18:16

A three or four year old doesn't have the decision making

18:18

to get in the car seat or not. That is up

18:21

to the parent and when they are pulling out of the drive onto

18:24

the road.

18:24

Not imminent danger though, which you could have called the

18:26

whatever the non emergency number is, all

18:29

right, what do we learn here? If it's

18:31

not imminent danger, don't call And

18:33

you got in trouble, which

18:36

was just hilarious to me. It's time

18:38

for the good news.

18:44

Anika Braham is a second year of VET

18:46

student at the University of California, and

18:48

recently she was really sad because last

18:50

May, her dog Georgia, passed away. She

18:53

said, you know what, I'm not gonna look for another dog until

18:55

I graduate vet school. So

18:58

she's like, I'm gonna do that. And she was online said,

19:00

oh no, there's a video of a dog needs to be adopted,

19:02

hasn't been adopted in months. Problem

19:04

is the dog was overweight. She said, let me go

19:06

see if I can visit this dog, see what I can

19:09

do. She took the dog home for a few

19:11

days, she gave it a new diet, worked

19:13

with it, and so she's an adopt

19:15

the dog. And the dog has lost thirty one pounds

19:17

and is now running because of what Annika

19:20

did to this dog. So she's a vet and she

19:22

can do that. But that's really cool. Now the dog is running

19:24

and loves to chase tennis balls.

19:26

That's so cool.

19:26

What she made you that with me? No, that's kind

19:28

of what Kevin Kluge does.

19:30

Dude. Will we do for you? No? Yeah,

19:32

we make you better? No, I

19:35

make you come and work out. That's true.

19:37

But I need somebody to go, hey enough thet

19:39

notoh of the lifting, go to the tennis ball around?

19:42

Yeah. I like tennis balls too, Like I want to run and get home.

19:44

Good for her. I mean the

19:47

dog is pretty fat, fat dog. Yeah, it was a golden

19:49

retriever. Yeah, lost thirty pounds. Not can

19:51

live a golden retrieve in life. That's a great story. That is

19:53

what it's all about.

19:54

That was telling me something good.

19:58

Now let's do a Bobby Bone Show review where

20:00

we take things from our lives and review them and tell you, yeah,

20:03

I go for it, or don't go for it.

20:05

Morgan, you're first, all right.

20:06

So I did it. I bought the Dice

20:08

in Air Rap. You know how I came to you, guys. I was like Apple

20:10

watch diceon air Wrap.

20:11

Yeah.

20:12

I was a big Dison air wrap person. I voted

20:14

for that.

20:15

Yes, And I was like, and they finally got a color that

20:17

I liked because they switch out all the colors all.

20:18

The time, and I ordered it.

20:20

Explain what that is.

20:22

Like, the Dice in Air Rap.

20:23

So it's essentially a styler while

20:25

blow drying your hair. So there's a traditional

20:27

blow dryer that just blow drives your hair, and then

20:29

there's like stylers, like a curling iron flat

20:31

iron that.

20:32

Just style your hair. But this does both

20:34

at the same time. And it wasn't cheap.

20:37

No, so it needs to be of extreme

20:39

value.

20:40

Yes, Like it has to be worth it to purchase

20:42

this, thoughts and totally

20:45

worth it. Like it cut down my time

20:47

of blowing my hair and styling my

20:49

hair. It only like was thirty minutes total

20:51

tops it normally takes me like forty five minutes to an

20:53

hour.

20:54

And like it gave me so much volume.

20:56

I looked like.

20:56

Dolly Parton, Like I straight up had like

20:58

volume hair.

20:59

That's cool.

21:00

And it stayed throughout the whole night. Not only that, Like I

21:02

woke up the next morning it was still silent. I was like, this

21:05

is awesome.

21:06

Like again, definitely not cheap. NEI, there's

21:08

an Apple Watch, but it was like her one thing she was gonna get.

21:10

And everybody I know that has like invested

21:12

in this, like it is totally worth it.

21:14

Yeah.

21:14

There's even like a new contraption on it that you put

21:16

on and you just suction it down on your hair

21:18

and it takes all the flyaways too. Like the technology

21:21

is so advanced that it's

21:23

worth that technology.

21:24

Eddie, do you want to review something?

21:26

Yeah?

21:26

Okay, So every time I go to Texas

21:28

for over the holidays and stay with my in laws.

21:30

My mother in law makes coffee cake.

21:33

I love it. I've gotten When I go

21:35

to Starbucks they have a coffee cake.

21:37

I get it. It's not as good as my You

21:39

ordered every Starbucks and you guys make fun of

21:41

me.

21:41

Sometimes I don't have it and he gets so upset.

21:44

Yeah, because I love coffee cake. Dude.

21:46

At the grocery store, Cinnamon Toast

21:48

Crunch has come up with a

21:50

coffee cake mix made of cinnamon

21:53

toast crunch flavor, and it is so

21:55

good you have to make it. It's in the box almost

21:57

like where you find the cakes. You know you're it's

21:59

worth it, dude, teasy you make it in like fifteen

22:01

minutes.

22:02

The coffee cake is delicious. I just like

22:04

coffee cake. I guess I'm have you had it. I don't

22:06

like coffee. No, no, it doesn't

22:08

taste like no.

22:09

No, they just call it because you eat it with your coffee.

22:11

Correct, always that right. I never give it a fair

22:13

chance.

22:13

Yeah no, No. I just heard the word coffee and I

22:15

was like, I don't like coffee, so I'm not gonna have coffee cake or a.

22:17

Lot of people dip it in their coffee.

22:18

Here's what I'm like coffee cake. Here's what I'm gonna

22:21

do. I'm gonna make us a batch. Bring it in. You're gonna try

22:23

it for the first time. You're gonna love it. My whole life,

22:25

I thought coffee cake was cake to taste like coffee.

22:27

No lunchbox with you. Oh yeah.

22:29

I got the vix one gallon

22:31

filter free cool missed Ultrasonic

22:34

humid a fire. You get in a Walmart

22:37

thirty five forty bucks? Why'd you get it? Whenever

22:40

I get congested or I'm in vegas? Yeah,

22:42

allergies, yeah, vague allergies. And I

22:44

mean that thing will keep your throat soaked

22:47

and moisturized and it clears up any

22:49

nasal drainage in the middle of the night.

22:52

Man, I just let it rain on me, rain on

22:54

me. So worth the money.

22:56

Say the name of it again, vix.

22:58

One gallon filter free cool,

23:00

miss Ultrasonic Humid of

23:02

Fire.

23:03

Let's just link it. Get it today.

23:05

I got it for like thirty five bucks at Walmart.

23:07

And whoa boy, whenever I start getting congested,

23:10

pop that sucker.

23:11

On and let's go. That's cool. My review

23:13

is of a TV show I watched The Night Country

23:16

on HBO Max. It's Woody Harrelson

23:19

and Matthew McConaughey

23:21

did the first season. It's like True Detective. Yeah, yeah,

23:23

okay, this one's True Detective Night Country with Jodie

23:26

Foster.

23:26

It's in Alaska. Did anybody watch this?

23:28

No? No. I had high expectations

23:31

because I loved the first version. Eh,

23:35

I was disappointed. It was one of the first shows that I've we've

23:37

invested time in and been disappointed by. Oh wow,

23:39

it may get great ratings, I'm not sure. I didn't look at any rating.

23:43

Yeah, it's It's definitely got a paranormal feel

23:45

to it as well, and I like paranormal.

23:47

But why would we watch a show that's gonna pick up later?

23:49

Like we have so much to watch. I don't want to wait

23:51

for episodes for it to pick.

23:52

Up, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I

23:54

don't think they put that in, Like what the show's about.

23:56

It's in the plot. It's gonna watched

23:59

Night Country. It picks a later, yea yeah. Yeah.

24:01

But what I'm saying is, if I don't like it in two episodes,

24:03

I'm done.

24:04

I'm moving on.

24:05

You give up?

24:06

Yeah, I do on shows all the time. I won't if

24:08

it's like six to eight okay, because

24:10

I'll feel like but I I would

24:12

see minus only

24:14

two stars. Hey, but Jody Fox, Jody Fire

24:17

is awesome. She's great in it. But yeah,

24:19

that's it.

24:20

Ray, Do you have anything you want to review?

24:22

Dorm dude? Breaks?

24:23

Did you do one?

24:24

Yeah? Our boys, dorm dudes, it doesn't breaks,

24:26

we get them. Yeah. The memorabilia, did you win?

24:28

Well?

24:29

I was skeptical. My wife actually started doing it. I

24:31

talked to her about it. Mm hm yeah, we talked about

24:33

it. I was like, what do you need? Yeah, let's go again.

24:35

We got some great stuff. We got a bajon Jersey,

24:37

We got a football from Shady McCoy, and we

24:39

got Ray Lewis Jersey. Super Bowl.

24:42

Yeah, all great, all worth. It came

24:44

in the mail. And I mean some of these jerseys,

24:46

even as the tag, are worth one hundred and

24:48

fifty dollars autograph. Yeah, you've

24:50

actually got an authentic and so there's

24:52

ways to actually see while this happened.

24:54

There's a scanner where you can fact

24:57

check it all. So they are realistic, real

24:59

thing. So they do on TikTok do dudes are awesome. We need

25:01

an interview with them. Medicals Yeah,

25:03

there's college kids that figured this

25:06

out. But a break is when they're like, you pay

25:08

thirty bucks and if they draw one out of eight and you

25:10

get it in a picture team, you get the

25:12

thing.

25:12

It's worth like three for intre bucks.

25:13

Man. Everybody's winning. I did it one time

25:15

in a loss. I'm like, oh no, no, I lose a bunch. Okay,

25:18

that's how you get all your cards. Yeah,

25:20

all right, thank you everybody. We'll put all this up on

25:22

our page. We're reviewed all this stuff. Lunchboxes

25:24

thing took like an hour to say, but we'll list it

25:27

so you can see if you want a number one Hot Mama

25:29

jumping hurdles three times vamp

25:32

vapo vapo vap o vapo.

25:37

Thanks I forgot what it was for.

25:40

A right.

25:41

This entire trivia game is based

25:43

on an older generation versus a younger generation,

25:45

elder versus millennial, answering questions about

25:47

each other's generation. So it's lunchbox. The

25:49

oldie Swifty Lauren is the youngie lunch

25:52

Are you ready right? All right? At first, he's a captain

25:54

of Krench. He claims all he does is win his

25:56

goal in Life's win the Loto. He's a businessman making

25:58

business deals, trying to get money.

26:00

That's his motto. It's lunch Bob.

26:03

Goes crazy. You're up one zero. Yeah,

26:06

So here are the questions that should be difficult

26:08

for you because they're not from your generation. Yeah, bring it,

26:10

but they're not. Though. It's weird. What does the acronym

26:13

s m H stand for? S

26:16

m h

26:20

s m uhh?

26:23

So much hate? That's

26:26

incorrect? Guess though, quality,

26:29

Lauren? How are you good? Good s

26:31

mh you can steal?

26:33

Shake my head? Correct? One?

26:36

No chance? All right?

26:38

Next up, lunchbox.

26:40

Who played Troy Bolton in High school musical?

26:45

Oh?

26:45

That's the guy. No,

26:47

he's not. That's that was gle Hi.

26:52

What is his name? Oh? My gosh?

26:55

Who played Troy Bolton in

26:57

high school? Why are you yelling stop? I'm asking the question.

27:03

Who played Troy Bolton in high school musical?

27:06

Five seconds?

27:07

Zach Ef, You

27:09

act like I didn't know as

27:11

soon as five Yeah, it's his favorite movie.

27:14

Next up, Robin Finty

27:18

is the real name of what

27:20

pop star Robin

27:24

Finty,

27:26

Oh, Robin

27:28

Finty pop star.

27:32

Olivia Rodrigo.

27:35

Interesting is that the puppy dog version of Olivia?

27:40

Uh?

27:41

No?

27:41

Incorrect, Laura,

27:43

would you like to steal?

27:44

That is Rihanna?

27:45

Robin Finty is Rihanna? Oh wow,

27:48

I see how's going there. Rihanna is more my generation.

27:52

Okay, whatever you say, Lunchbox

27:55

is opponent. Let's introduce her. She's our youngest producer.

27:57

She's getting married in Man. In this game, she

27:59

will sleigh as a millennial.

28:01

I'll say it's swifty.

28:04

Okay. Now these questions

28:06

should be hard for you. Oh that rough

28:10

for you, Hey,

28:13

Lauren. In the TV show Full House, what was the

28:16

name of Uncle Jesse's band? Oh

28:19

god, I

28:21

can see it. I can see the Jackets.

28:23

Oh my god. Mmm,

28:27

Uncle Jesse's band.

28:29

They were.

28:32

Full House band.

28:34

It's a guess, I think,

28:36

yeah, it's a guess, Lunchbox. First

28:39

thing, the possum in my head Jesse and the Rippers?

28:41

Is that your answer?

28:42

That's it?

28:42

That's correct?

28:43

Wow? Yeah, good

28:45

John. What was the name

28:48

of the family sitcom Lauren? Featuring

28:50

a lovable alien who crashed lands in

28:52

the garage of a suburban middle class

28:55

family. His real name on the show is Gordon

28:57

Shumway, but he goes by a nickname.

28:59

What's the name of the show? An

29:02

alien that crashes in a garage? Read

29:04

it one more time.

29:05

What's the name of the family sitcom featuring

29:08

a lovable alien who crash

29:10

lands in the garage of a suburban, middle

29:12

class family. His real name on the show

29:14

is Gordon Shumway, but he goes by a nickname.

29:17

What's that show that

29:21

is? That

29:24

is the alien in my garage?

29:26

Quality? Again?

29:28

That was close alf alf Alien

29:31

Life Form?

29:34

Wow?

29:35

Have known

29:35

it.

29:38

To come back?

29:41

That's so bad, Lauren, Lauren,

29:43

you need this one. Which iconic

29:46

eighties band saying Africa?

29:49

That is Toto?

29:51

Wow?

29:51

Yeah?

29:52

How did she get there?

29:53

She's amazing.

29:55

That's crazy.

29:55

I wouldn't have got that. Let's walk.

29:57

She got three questions back in her category? Uh, she

29:59

can't o to see?

30:00

How many of you go? Are you ready go? The first

30:02

question is what's the name of the wizarding

30:04

school in the Harry Potter film series? Uh?

30:08

That is Quidditch?

30:10

Incorrect? That is Hogwarts.

30:12

That's what I'm mean?

30:13

Yeah is the game?

30:14

I know? I couldn't think of the name of k What

30:16

pop Princess starred in

30:18

the movie Crossroads Brittany

30:21

Spears correct? What

30:24

brand had a pivotal moment in fashion history? In the two

30:26

thousands by making sweats acceptable

30:29

and I

30:32

need to be more specific Juicy Guitore

30:34

correct what he

30:37

got to.

30:39

Dude, you never see juicy on the button.

30:41

But all the time.

30:41

Yeah, you need to get too.

30:43

I should have ready to finished the question though. What

30:47

nineteen eighty five film Lauren features

30:49

characters name chunk Mouth,

30:52

Data and Sloth.

30:53

Oh that is? That

30:56

is the Goodies? Correct, Eddie.

30:59

I feel like you're a rooting for somebody. I am for

31:01

sure, Lauren. In

31:03

nineteen eighty six, the first fatal accident involving

31:06

an American space craft and flight

31:08

occurred.

31:08

What was the name of that space shuttle?

31:10

Oh?

31:10

God, that was.

31:13

That was in nineteen

31:15

eighty six, the first fatal accident involving an

31:17

American spacecraft in flight? What

31:19

was the name of the space shuttle Apollo

31:22

thirteen?

31:24

Incorrect? It is this Challenger, Challenger.

31:26

No one needs to get this to tie wow

31:29

man, Lauren. What

31:32

show was about a staff of an army hospital

31:34

in the Korean War who find that laughter

31:37

is the best way to deal with their situation. It

31:39

debuted in nineteen seventy two and

31:42

had the largest finale audience of all

31:45

time. UMM mash

31:47

Correct, We have a tie. This

31:50

is crazy. We have to just

31:52

have a tie. What is this a tie?

31:53

This is the tie. We just moved.

31:54

We just kicked the can down the road. You

31:57

guys both want more? Or do you want to call the tie?

32:01

You get scared? Yeah, he's scared.

32:02

He want to kiss the sister.

32:03

That's okay?

32:04

Is that?

32:04

No?

32:04

You know why?

32:05

I want the season the longer, so this idiot has to sit

32:07

over here.

32:08

Yeah. Congratulations, well

32:11

Greg, Greg, game, great game, middlations

32:14

for both of you.

32:14

Hey, here's your sister. It happens sometimes, No it

32:16

doesn't. All right, Thank you.

32:18

That is a nice job you too.

32:21

Here's a voicemail from Joy in North Carolina.

32:24

I was just.

32:24

Listening to the segment about lunchbox

32:26

saying that he got a private singing

32:29

lesson from Brooks, like that's how he set

32:31

it up. But that was in fact not the case

32:33

whatsoever at all, one hundred percent negative.

32:36

What happened to the new rule that if he bring

32:38

in clickbait and is not what it actually

32:41

was introduced as that

32:43

there's a punishment, because I feel

32:45

like that punishment would be applicable

32:47

here because I didn't hear any private

32:49

singing lesson between Garth books and lunchblops.

32:52

Is that something we said it would be punished.

32:54

No, I don't remember that we did.

32:56

Yeah, I think it was after a spilled the tea, because

32:58

I think he had spilled the tea on me or something

33:00

and it was fake news.

33:02

I will say then, since I don't remember

33:04

it, yeah, I can't force

33:06

it. But now that I've been reminded of it, if

33:08

it's like overly clickbait from this point on,

33:10

because that was Yeah, he didn't get a hold

33:13

on singing lesson with Garth Brook who else got a lesson?

33:15

Everybody in the bar, and it wasn't a lesson. He was teaching you lyrics

33:17

regardless. I'm like, I'm not falling to the track and he was doing

33:20

how to go? That's not a lesson?

33:23

Why repeat what he's

33:25

gonna say? That's it, But

33:28

thank you for minding. If it's so overly

33:30

clickbait, then there

33:32

will be a mid punishment. Okay,

33:35

sometimes it's funny and it's like

33:37

what Rai's note known for clickbait Ray, Yeah,

33:39

that's where the name came fround.

33:40

But I hear you. I here's Debbie and Nashville.

33:43

Hey, Bobby, I just

33:45

wanted to let you guys know that

33:47

I got scammed last night by

33:50

guy calling and saying he was Uber

33:52

support. I am an Uber driver in

33:54

Nashville, and everything

33:57

sounded so legit, and they ended

33:59

up scamming me out of three

34:01

hundred dollars. So I'm

34:03

letting you know that.

34:05

Maybe you can also pass it on to your

34:08

listeners, sayings.

34:12

Thought it because I'm sure they don't have a database

34:14

of Uber drivers. I probably just send a

34:16

message out to a lot of people hope that someone.

34:18

Will have one of them is an Uber driver. Oh man,

34:20

she sounds like deflated.

34:21

Oh so you don't even trust anymore? Like, I don't know you guys are

34:23

even real, not scamming me. You could have been in the long long

34:25

run, like ten years, thirteen years. You guys are really

34:27

really committed. Yeah, you're really committed. Amy's

34:32

pile of stories.

34:33

I'm not Amy. That's what I yelled to start

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it. You're not Amy sick, So I'm

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not Amy starting it off.

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A young woman who went to sleep every night for two years

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and played music in her headphones for two years has

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permanent hearing loss.

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Oh not

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total, but.

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Now she has to wear hearing aids. To compensate. She

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works as secretary local law firm. She went to the hospital

34:55

for an ear exam because she was having hearing

34:57

problems and her super.

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Constantly like, hey, can you not hear me?

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And so, because of the problem

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and understanding more and more words, she went

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to the doctor. It turns out

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the trauma to her ear and her ear drums

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was because she would listen to the music in

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her ears loudly as she went to sleep. Guys,

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that's gonna be us.

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It's not because it's not eight hours of sleep.

35:21

We I mean, we're here for five six hours.

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We have headphones, I wear ears in my ears.

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However, it's not that

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loud. What exactly?

35:30

Man?

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You know what though?

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The other day, I like, I guess Morgan was

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using my headphones my my little unit here

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and I put my headphones on and the volume was

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so low, Mike, I neded' to turn this up. I'm like, I

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wonder if that's because I have it turned up

35:42

so high because I'm death or

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you're forty four?

35:46

Well, yeah, and things naturally just older and death.

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That's from odditycentral dot Com.

35:51

Forget so Far.

35:52

Your next beauty trend is available at the grocery store

35:55

people are using broccoli to apply

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freckles to their cheeks or gonna be heard

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about this? No, okay,

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So you would take the broccoli, the head of the

36:03

broccoli the that's

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not the tree part, yeah, not the stem, but the tree

36:08

not yeah

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yeah, what would you even call that part of the battle? But we all know

36:13

what it is, the kind you want to eat and you put

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it in bronzer and then you dab it on your face

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because that

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inconsistent of the top of the broccoli tree

36:22

supposedly puts freckles

36:24

on your face in a positive way, but basically use the broccoli

36:27

as a paint broke.

36:28

I guess do you ever put fake freckles

36:30

on Morgan?

36:31

Listen?

36:31

I did buy a freckle pin and I tried

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it once and I thought I looked.

36:34

Ridiculous and nobody else probably noticed it.

36:37

No, But like it was like these little dots

36:39

and they were so like prominent that I

36:41

was like, you are gonna have to think those are fake, there's

36:43

no way, Like it looked like a filter that you would.

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Use on Instagram.

36:46

But did you go too hard? Like could

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you have gone lighter? Probably?

36:50

But it was my first time and then I was like, this is stupid.

36:52

Why am I doing this?

36:53

You didn't wear it out at all? No, I took it off immediately.

36:55

Airbnb is banning indoor security cameras, which

36:58

I thought maybe they already had a rule about that.

37:00

No, they have them inside the house, like

37:03

I stayed at one in Atlanta and it was in the kitchen.

37:05

But then were the rules about, you can't put one in

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the bathroom, but you can ride where the or the

37:09

bedroom.

37:10

Can't put in the bedroom or the bathroom, but

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you could have them in the common areas.

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I hear you, who's gonna really listen to that? If you're gonna put them

37:17

insie, you're probaly putting them inside everywhere. Yeah, and what if

37:19

you want to cook in your undies or something, Well that's

37:21

on you then. But now they're saying no security

37:23

cameras inside.

37:24

Right, only on the outside of the premises, oh

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their premises.

37:28

Yeah, thanks man. A move in

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the prison that you're in, A move that some

37:32

might think is overdue. Airbnb is banning

37:34

indoor security cameras. I guess

37:36

I already thought they've probably did. I feel like that's weird

37:38

to be staying somewhere and there's a camera inside.

37:41

Yeah, So I wonder if people that have them inside

37:44

will stop Airbnb, or they're gonna take the

37:46

cameras down.

37:46

Or they just hide them better. Oh yeah, because

37:48

you could nanny cam those things and nobody would have a

37:51

bear. Yeah anything, nanny

37:53

cam the whole place. Biologists

37:57

encourage people to eat snails and plants,

37:59

anything that's invasive. A conservation

38:01

biologist has a new solution to invasive plants

38:03

and species that take over that just eat

38:05

them. Doctor Joe Roman says invasive

38:08

species like European

38:10

green crabs, Japanese not weed snails

38:14

the best thing to do eat them

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up because they're also healthy, and

38:18

you can they call that s cargo or something.

38:20

I've never had s carget. I've seen that on a menu.

38:22

I never had a couscous guy though.

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Yeah, did you eat snails on bear grills?

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We did? We would you

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do find them? We did? We found them in the like

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the water, you cook them. We

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cooked them. You have to, and that's all we

38:37

had and we were starving.

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So you can't just eat them.

38:41

We didn't. You probably can, but we made a fire

38:43

and cooked them because it probably tastes better and

38:45

isn't a slimy? What did they taste like?

38:47

Nothing? Just like the idea of eating

38:49

them was kind of gross.

38:50

But really, if you would have said they are little pieces

38:52

of ham, you would have just felt it

38:55

was a gross to do. And you guys

38:57

can watch if you go to Disney.

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Plus, that's the episode of my wife and I did together.

39:01

We weren't married at the time, so I did

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one by myself in Norway, and then the next year we

39:05

went together and did one of the mountains and we did

39:07

eat snails and froze and that's when I snuck

39:10

my my Apple headphones

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in as contraband you ever said that, Yeah,

39:14

I think so. And then I was scared to death

39:16

of getting them wet. So you see me like jumping in the water, But

39:18

it wasn't because I was trying to save myself.

39:20

I don't want my new Apple headphones to get wet.

39:23

That's really funny, dude, Yeah,

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because it looks like you're like, oh, I don't want to get wet.

39:27

The true story is you had stuff in it.

39:29

Well, I snuck in headphones. I'd done the show before.

39:31

I know.

39:31

You're just stuck in the woods and you can't do anything. Yeah,

39:34

running whild with Bear Girls, Season six,

39:36

episode eight, Bobby Bone's

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a Kaitlin Parker in the Sierra Nevada, Nevada.

39:42

She's not Caitling Parker anymore.

39:43

But nope, it's not.

39:45

Season six, episode eight. And then I'm in season five by myself.

39:47

And then finally, if you want to smell like Easter

39:49

peeps, body spray now exists.

39:52

Oh was that like sugar?

39:54

Yeah, gotta be like the straight sugar and you can

39:56

put under your arm marshmallows.

39:58

Yeah, the discount store five, I was

40:00

selling bottles of it four five bucks.

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There you go.

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I'm not Amy.

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That's your pile.

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That was Amy's pile of stories.

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Let's take a trip to Venus, California,

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and there's a bunch of break in, smashing, grab

40:20

robberies going on, people breaking into

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businesses lately.

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Well, Paul Markham is out for

40:26

a walk when.

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He hears up it sounds

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like someone's breaking in somewhere, and he sees

40:31

someone break into a restaurant and trying to

40:33

steal the cash register, and he's like, what do

40:35

I do? This is my community, and

40:38

he jumps in and tackles the dude

40:40

wrestles him, says, you're not getting that cash register.

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Ruh.

40:44

Someone go for help, Someone go police,

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and police arrive, get the

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guy.

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Do you keep beating the guy up?

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Have to?

40:51

Sure? I think I'm

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sure because he doesn't. It's

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not even about him continuing to take the register.

40:59

If somebody turks whooping him, you're probably just trying

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to get out of there. And what if he has a

41:03

weapon, Like, do you have to keep just punching

41:06

him and beating him unless you can like duct tape them

41:08

to a seat.

41:09

Sure, but even then that's gonna be hard.

41:11

One v one. Paul Markle must have a background

41:13

in some sort of hand a hand combat.

41:14

Yeah, but no, he just said he doesn't want

41:16

to say he's a hero, just his duty as

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a citizen.

41:19

But he's got to have some kind of background in fight,

41:21

even if it's just fighting a bunch. I

41:23

imagine he and a little squirrely guy like me. This is gonna be

41:25

like, I'm gonna call nine one one.

41:27

I don't know, man, I watch a lot of UFC, and I think I can do

41:29

a choke hold just from what I want.

41:31

But you got to get there if someone's gonna let you

41:33

do a choke hold, yes, but you wouldn't

41:35

be able to get one on me. And I'm a wimp. I can I can

41:37

choke hold you know. I'm stronger than you. I could beat you up. And I'm

41:39

a wimp. I can give you the rear naked choke. That's

41:42

what we do in private. That was telling

41:44

me something good.