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Here we go transmitting

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this what's up? Welcome to Thursday

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show more than studio. All right,

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Amy's not here today. She is not feeling well.

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She did say I'm coming in, and

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I was like, don't push it. She goes, I'm coming

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in, said don't push it. She said

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I'm on the way. I said don't.

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Then she texted me I just threw up and went home. Yeah, there

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we go. I told her, don't push it. Stay

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home. You could have stayed home. Yeah.

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So Amy sick today. So we'll go around the room though, and

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check in with everybody else. We'll start with he

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would give anything for his hair to grow.

0:38

And you can see him next month at the Raging Idiots

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Million Dollars Show. It's Eddie everybody. Yeah,

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hey, So remember I told you when I opened up my Chicken

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restaurant, Like, I have all of these pictures

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that I've taken with artists that come in the studio, and I'm gonna

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put it up in the restaurant's and be cool. I got a

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new addition to my restaurant.

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I just want to jump in for a second to our new listeners. He doesn't

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have a restaurant, No, No, it'll happen someday.

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Though, Okay, I just want people to know it'll never happen.

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No, it's like you know some artists they like save footage

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for their documentary. I'm saving this stuff

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for my rest No, no, I know, and that's cool, but we just think

1:07

you'll never have that restaurant. However, what do you have? Check

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it out? I came into work and all of

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a sudden there was this picture of John Brennan

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autograph and it says, to Eddie, true

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story John Brennan, the guy from the

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real world. Oh yeah,

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isn't that cool? You leave everybody one. I don't

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know you have one. Yeah, it's been here since he signed

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it a long time ago. To pick up behind your desk

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and put it up there on the wall. That's what someone

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cleaned your dumpster back there. Oh he was just sitting

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under my desk. You thought he brought it to you and left

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it, Yeah, dud, And I thought that's cool, that'd be perfect on

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the wall. It still is.

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It still is. It's just been under your.

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Desk for a while. Wow, okay, all right, forget

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it then that's fun. You

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guys should clean up back Yeah, we should. Organ Is there's space

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gross.

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Yeah, I was the one who was cleaning up back here because there

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I literally tripped and we had artists in studio.

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I tripped over all their stuff.

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Yeah, we can do better, We can do better. Thanks, you're right.

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Yeah.

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Next up, he went to the grand opening of Garth Brooks's

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new bar. And wherever Garth was awkward,

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he wasn't far. It's lunch ball.

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I told you.

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I wrote a negative review because I went to a restaurant

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said they were open from six am until

2:08

nine pm. Breakfast place, Yes, And

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I went, I took kids. You were the kids,

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Yeah, six thirty four not open

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on the internet? Set open.

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Well.

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I finally went back and wanted to give them another shot.

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Went afternoon and I said, hey,

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buddy, by the way, I came by the other day

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about six thirty four am, and you guys weren't

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open.

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What's up with that? You said that to them?

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Yeah? Yeah, And you said, buddy, but was it somebody

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who owned it or just worked there? Got

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the cash register? Okay?

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He was like, oh yeah, we just don't

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have enough employees to open that time. And

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I said, oh, okay, maybe

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you should change your hours.

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On the internet.

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That was it.

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So I got the update. They don't have enough employees.

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That's the hours they planned to be open

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when they get a full staff. So what would you suggest

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they do.

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I think they got to change their hours. We plan

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to be open these hours, but we may not be.

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No, they need to say, okay, right now, we don't have no

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staff, so we are open at whatever, eight

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am whatever.

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They are open some days at six because they could. How

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about you just give them the benefit of the doubt for a while, so I figured out.

3:08

Then it gets tricky because then you're you're playing

3:11

yogo with your customers. One day you're open

3:13

at six, and my stomach, you know, the

3:15

pav lav thing where you're

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like, my stomach at six is used to eating your.

3:19

Your foods dog. You're kind

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of explaining that, Yeah, go ahead, And.

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So then I go one time at six and you're not open.

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Next day you're opening six. The pav lav

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dog is not.

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Going to work. You're not quite

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there. However, you see what I'm saying saying.

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I think it's harder though than you think, just to change your hours on

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the internet, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

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Oh is I have no idea. I don't know how the internet

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works. Yeah we know. I mean I'm not the internet works.

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Who does that?

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But it's pretty cool when you go to a restaurant, Like I

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give you Google a restaurant it says open now

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or closing it soon.

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How do they do that? How do they do they know what time it

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is? Who does? It's not a person? Okay,

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there's not someone at Google being like, oh

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yeah, I don't think that. It's not an operator. It's phenomenal.

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Hopefully they fix that for you. Hopefully they're at'll find people

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to work.

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I would love it because Saturday morning I can go

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six thirty.

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Four and have love and just eat up. Yep. Yeah,

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Amy's not here, But Morgan is. She stands probably

4:08

a five foot zero and she loves a movie with a superhero.

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It's Morgan. That is true.

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All right.

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So there's these things all over TikTok of men

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talking about like men's dirtiest secrets

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when it comes to dating and women. Okay,

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so I just want your guys's perspective to see if

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these things are actually true.

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Go ahead, all right?

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Is the theory, like if he wanted to, he

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would If a guy wants to do something he'll do it.

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Yes, absolutely.

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What is that?

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What does that mean? What do you mean just in general? I mean that's

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it's it's priorities.

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And yes, some guys get nervous, but I

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think most dudes, and

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not even in dating. But if we want to

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do something bad enough, we do it.

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Yeah, it's true.

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Yeah, Like whenever you want to get rid of a girl like you, I

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use how you live twenty minutes old.

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If you wanted to make the time, he's like, I'm so busy.

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Yeah, I know if you want to make the time, you would. Okay,

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you're prioritizing. Yes, the answer is

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yesterday. Okay.

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Then the cablit theory, where basically

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men don't go their whole lives about

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having their cab light on, but then one day wake up

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and decide, you know what, I want.

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To get married, I want to have kids.

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Their cab light goes on, and the next woman they meet

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is probably the person they're gonna marry.

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Okay, so you're saying there's no I would say

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no, what do you mean? I don't think there's a for me. There

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was never a time of like I just was like,

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you know what, I do want to get married and

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now whomever comes along and it works, it works. That

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didn't happen for me. I never thought I

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would get married. I made someone that turned

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my cab light on for me. Then

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my cab light just didn't turn on as like, oh, here's your timer.

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Now look for somebody to marry.

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Okay, yours is interesting. So it was always

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off. But then when you met the right person.

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You're like, oh, it's like she reached in and turned it on, okay,

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Or I turned it onto because I was like, oh, I need

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to turn the light on it so I can see her better.

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For the analogy.

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Yeah, No, there wasn't a cab light that was like at

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thirty one, it's like book it's on. It's

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like, all right, well now I'm ready to look okay,

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because I just felt like I was never gonna Maybe

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my cab light turned on much younger and I realized,

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well, who cares, it's not gonna work anyway, And

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I just feel like I'm never gonna get married.

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But no, not for me. I think there's a cab light for

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me. But I'm a bit different.

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Eddie. Yeah, well I didn't know I held Yes, well

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I did, but I didn't know I had a cab light. As soon

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as I realized that I was going to lose what I had.

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Oh, she ultimately, I need to turn this cab light on. Got

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it, she said, marry me. I'm leaving. Correct,

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But you know, I mean I didn't have a cab

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light, and I didn't know I needed a cab light. But all of a sudden,

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you're like, I have a cab light. I need to turn this thing on. Bo,

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let's get married. So I think men do realize

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there's a point where they're like, I'm just having fun, just having

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fun. Then now I want to get married.

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Mine was, So both of

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ours were turned on without us really wanting

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them turned on. I'm glad mine was.

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They were for different reasons. Eddie's was I'm

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going to lose someone if I don't, cause she's telling me.

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Mine was, I don't want to lose this person, So if I don't,

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I needed like turn the cab light on. Oh

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yeah, kind of the same, kind of the same, but

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a little different. Yeah, all right, any other ones that

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it.

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Yeah, so if you hang out during the

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week versus the weekend, you're on the

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roster. So like if you're just hanging out during

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the week, you're the roster girl.

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Okay, yes, for sure, I get in a weekend

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time. You're not a

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Maine. You're just not, especially

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if you want it, especially if you even bring it up,

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if you're or if he's not even bringing it up, you're

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not a man. You're you're deviled

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eggspite.

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Yeah, you're not part of the main course.

7:16

Yeah, you're just getting him to the weekend

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so he can either go out with the main or look

7:21

for a main.

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And you know what, if the meal's bad, you eat more bread

7:23

and you're the bread. And sometimes maybe if if the

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meal doesn't come along and it's not working right on the weekend,

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he goes and has some more bread. I had a hard time with these

7:30

analogies. I

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have one more.

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The guy knows within the first time of

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meeting you what category he's placing

7:38

you in, whether you're in the hookup category or like dating

7:40

girlfriend wife material.

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Yes, yeah, yes, but

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there is a little a little room

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for you know, modifying

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it. But yes, mostly it's like that. We associate

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that with everybody we meet. Though, right we meet somebody, we're like, oh I like this

7:52

person, I don't like. It's hard to get out of that initial

7:55

phase of what your first impression was,

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even like friends, you know, like I could be really good friends with

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this guy or like yeah, and eventually

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you can change, but it's hard to change because you really

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set your sight on and you hold on to it.

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So yes, for the most part, I would say yes.

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And also if you're a

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weak night or you're just a hookupp here's a hookup

8:13

girl. This is so wild? Is the Men's

8:15

Dirty Secrets? Unless you get and

8:18

if you're getting like texts on any

8:20

night after like eight thirty, oh no,

8:23

yeah, that's like you up? Yeah, it justly.

8:25

Like what are you doing?

8:26

Even if you up? I really the only time you ever

8:28

hear from them is like post eight thirty, probably

8:32

something else isn't working out and you're like second or third

8:34

string.

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So those on Men's Dirty Secrets.

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Thanks for letting me know. Oh men, no kick me out of the group.

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No, Hi, Ray go ahead from Mountain

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Pine, Arkansas. He used a machine to sleep

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at night. It took him over forty years to finally get

8:46

it right. Bobby Bones, thank you very much. So

8:49

that is interesting because that is what I'm going to talk about

8:51

here. So I ordered and I put up on Instagram.

8:53

The new mask, because I have one that just went my nose and

8:55

it was kind of hurting my nose a little bit.

8:57

And so I got the full mask of this sea pat machine.

9:00

So now you don't have to tape your mouth or no.

9:02

I still so I

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don't take my mouth every night with just the nose.

9:06

Now I do. It helps a lot. But I got ordered

9:08

it, it came, opened it up. It was

9:10

not the one that I ordered, as

9:13

a matter of fact, it was and I took a

9:15

picture of it. They sent me another

9:17

nose one, but it was an

9:20

air fit nasal pillow system for her.

9:23

Oh it's for girls and it only nasal.

9:25

So I emailed the company. I said, hey,

9:27

I think this might have been sent to me wrong, Like

9:30

I'm not sure. Super Cool

9:32

wasn't complaining, and they said, would you take a picture

9:34

and would you send it to us, I guess proving that you're

9:36

not stealing it. So

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I did.

9:39

I took a picture of me wearing it.

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Give him a big thumbs up.

9:43

That's a funny picture, and I'm like, this is

9:45

not the I give him the number and everything of the

9:47

order, but hopefully they laugh at that. Yeah, you

9:50

look like a pillow for her.

9:51

Oh my gosh, dude, I do look

9:53

at elephant you do? You really do?

9:55

I'm dealing with it and I post on instagrat I

9:57

don't know that. I mean, this is probably

9:59

in the top percentage of things that people want to comment

10:01

about to me because so many people deal with that. Nobody talks

10:03

about it. Yeah, that's crazy, it's crazy about

10:06

it.

10:06

It's crazy. Yeah, sleep to have me a real

10:08

thing. I'm dealing with every day.

10:10

Just start a support gro that's what we're doing.

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Let's open up the mail bag.

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Do you send the name mail and we read

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it on the air.

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Get something we call Bobby mail

10:21

bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.

10:24

I went out to my car during my lunch break. I

10:26

saw a note under my winshow wiper.

10:29

The note said stop parking in my spot.

10:32

I've only been at this new job for a few months,

10:35

work in a lab at a primary care

10:37

office, and I do know for sure

10:40

that it was one of the nurses that left the note. However,

10:42

we do not have a sign parking at this facility.

10:45

It's just a regular parking lot.

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I showed the note to my supervisor, who said,

10:50

well, everybody does pretty much park in the same

10:52

spot every day.

10:54

I think that's crazy. So I'm thinking about

10:56

just.

10:56

Getting here a little earlier every day

10:59

and making sure I park in that spot every

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day for now on, and then I'll make

11:03

it my spot.

11:05

How would you react to respond to this? Should

11:07

I let this go?

11:07

Or should I hold my ground? Sign parking

11:10

warrior. I'm a very competitive

11:12

person. If I I you know I

11:15

when you do that whole what number

11:17

are you on the diagram?

11:19

I'm a challenger. Oh, I

11:22

like to challenge people.

11:24

I would say, though, since you're new to the culture,

11:27

you're new for a few months, you

11:29

just need to bow out. That's

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not your it's not your house yet, really, and

11:34

if other people have lived there longer, they

11:37

know the rule. It would be like in school if you

11:39

sit in the same desk every day in third

11:41

period, and yeah, classes are going in now,

11:43

but every day you send that third desk from the left

11:46

and you've been to all and all of a sudden, somebody sits in that seat

11:48

and you're like, who who whoa it doesn't

11:50

feel right, and you go somewhere

11:52

else because he doesn't. Don't. You don't own

11:54

the seat, but you feel weird about it. You're like,

11:57

I kind of own that, but I guess

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I would just find a different spot because

12:03

it's not going to be worth it. For all the awkwardness at

12:05

work, there's going to be tension that

12:08

is probably going to end up like

12:10

stressing you out, making you sick.

12:12

Who knows it would drive

12:14

me cruise to put a note like that.

12:16

I would have much rather someone

12:20

send an email say hey, I saw you parking that spot.

12:23

It's fine by me, but just be aware. Everybody

12:25

kind of has spots already. I mean that's the one I usually park in. Yeah,

12:28

so they could have handled a lot better. But you're new,

12:31

So unless you love confrontation, I

12:34

would just go to a different spot. Man, there

12:36

was a guy that worked in this building, and I

12:39

have my spot. We all have our spots here that we

12:41

park in every single day. But if I was ten

12:43

minutes late, this dude would park in my spot

12:45

and I got pissed every time. You do get and

12:48

again, you didn't know, but

12:50

I parked there every day. Yeah, I

12:53

feel you, parking warrior. It's

12:55

hard for me to say do the opposite because I would be angry

12:58

how they handled it. Yeah, but it's not your spot. You're new

13:01

to working there. You're new to working there, so you got to understand

13:03

what's happening inside that culture before you start trying to change

13:05

it. If you want to change it later, all good lunchbox

13:08

at you, fiel Man.

13:09

I remember the in college you walk into class,

13:12

you have your seat and someone's in it.

13:13

You're like, oh, what are you doing? You

13:15

weirdo?

13:16

An idiot?

13:17

Yeah, but that person has no right to

13:19

that spot, So you get there early, Parker

13:21

if you want.

13:21

They don't.

13:22

They don't have the right to it. You're right, right?

13:24

Is it worth it to you to be to be

13:26

that tense every day because it could be awkward and

13:28

because you didn't know the rules. But

13:31

there's no rule. It's an unwritten rule. And no, no, it's

13:33

written now. It's in a note, it's on your windshoes. It's

13:36

that Winchel's one thing. I'm like, that's what makes me

13:38

want to park there. I want to go park there.

13:40

Now.

13:40

I don't know the city she's in. No amen, I

13:42

would just say, swallow

13:45

your pride, your new park

13:47

somewhere else for a while. It's

13:49

not worth it, it's not that's not worth a fight. That's

13:52

what I say. For coming from me that means a lot, because oh

13:55

my god, you're a challenge right, thank you. Close

13:57

it up. We got your email, I

14:00

mean ran in on their Now let's

14:02

find the clothes.

14:03

Bobby sailed.

14:06

A couple of weeks back. We got a voicemail asking

14:08

for advice.

14:09

Here you go, got a nine one one

14:12

dilemma. Would you guys call nine

14:14

one one if you saw a car

14:16

with probably a one to two year

14:18

old out of their car seat, up walking

14:21

around, waving out the back window, going

14:23

probably eighty miles an hour down the highway. So

14:25

that's the dilemma, and spoiler alert,

14:27

I did call nine on one, so uh

14:29

And they said that I should have called.

14:32

I think I said I probably wouldn't have called in that situation.

14:34

But Lunchbox talked about he saw

14:37

a kid not in a car seat, pulling out a drive

14:39

through and he called nine one one, and I didn't

14:41

remember the story, and we definitely didn't have

14:43

the audio.

14:43

So you went and track the audio down? No, no, no, I said,

14:46

I talked about this on air, and you're like, no, you didn't.

14:48

And then Scooba hit me is like, I pulled

14:50

the audio a long time ago. You never prepped it.

14:52

So I just kept it. I didn't think you wanted to talk about

14:54

it.

14:55

I got it. Oh well there you go. Is

14:57

it the audio of you actually calling?

14:58

Yeah? Yeah, me calling nine one one one.

15:00

Okay, why did you not ever bring this?

15:01

Guys?

15:02

You forget I thought I did. Hey,

15:04

that could even play the month stuff there.

15:06

I guess I called No. One one a lot.

15:08

Yeah you do, like, because I was

15:10

like, I swear I talked about this, and school was like,

15:12

what do you remember about this before you called?

15:15

I remember being in the drive

15:17

through or picking up my to go order and walking

15:20

out.

15:20

I don't remember exactly if I was in.

15:22

The car and they were pulling out of the drive

15:24

through and there was kids in

15:26

the car not in the car seat, like going back

15:28

and forth, and I was like, man, that ain't good.

15:30

They're about to pull out on the road. I just think

15:32

most people to call nine one.

15:34

It happened so infrequently

15:36

that you know exactly what was happening right, so

15:38

much so much he gets some confused.

15:40

So here's the call of lunchbox. Do you use

15:42

your voice where you're.

15:43

Like, hey, I'm just like, dude, I

15:45

don't know the serious you know, there is

15:47

no nine one one voice.

15:48

Yes, you definitely heard it.

15:50

Okay, here we go, here's lunch.

15:51

This call Wednesday, March sixth,

15:53

the time six oh nine pm.

15:55

No more operator.

15:57

Yeah, man, I'm just leaving the Chick

15:59

fil A over here on Rosa Parks.

16:01

And as I was getting in my car, the

16:04

I saw a car pulling out of the drive through and

16:06

it had what I would assumes a three

16:08

to four year old just jumping up and down the front

16:10

seat, not in a car seat, and

16:13

I just wanted to see if we could get an officer to respond.

16:15

Okay, was this an abduction?

16:17

No, no, it wasn't an abduction. Like I just mean,

16:20

like it's you know, kids are supposed to be in car

16:22

seats, and I just thowt.

16:24

So the guy reacted

16:26

like I would have likes something bad happened. Where's

16:28

the emergency, Like you're calling that on one now?

16:30

How would get on this kidnapping?

16:33

No?

16:33

No, no, no, you're

16:35

just tattletailing.

16:37

Wasn't in a kid.

16:38

He's jumping up and down on the front seat, HENZARNI

16:40

was supposed to be in the front seat.

16:42

I hear you, I hear you. I like

16:44

he said, I would have thought somebody had been kidnapped.

16:47

Well, that the kid was not in a car seat,

16:49

and I felt like that was very unsafe, so I thought I would

16:51

call you guys.

16:52

Does he seemed that is this car speeding?

16:55

Are they running lights?

16:56

Is it?

16:57

It doesn't seem to be in an immediate

17:00

danger.

17:01

No? No, it was just like they were pulling out

17:03

of the Chick fil a drive through. I was walking to my car from

17:05

inside the restaurant and they were pulling out. And

17:07

it's a great Honda Accord and

17:10

I can give you the license plate. I mean, I can follow

17:13

them if you need me to.

17:14

Right.

17:14

No, No, there's no, it's not

17:17

necessary to follow.

17:18

We'll we'll dispatch us.

17:20

For future reference and only

17:22

call the emergency line

17:25

for imminent danger otherwise

17:27

called the non emergency Line. You

17:29

do not, under any circumstances

17:32

need to follow that car, and we

17:34

will take care of it. We appreciate your call.

17:36

Okay, thank you so much.

17:38

Did you feel like you got in trouble?

17:39

Yeah.

17:39

I felt like he was like saying, this isn't an emergency.

17:42

But it wasn't. Now, cops gotta go check

17:44

it out. They're not going to you, don't think. David

17:46

said, no, no, no, no, No. The dispatcher is

17:48

like, yeah, we're gonna send someone. Yoga, not

17:51

going to do that. You get in trouble, dude, that's maybe

17:53

why you didn't tell us. Maybe I

17:55

got embarrassed. I'm just telling you. And then he wants

17:57

a license plate. I'm like, it's not something,

18:00

and he's gonna yeah, he never sent a cop. Bet right, he

18:02

didn't send anyone. You

18:04

got ghosted by namajuan. Dude, you

18:06

need to I wish they would have sent a cop to you

18:09

and gave you a like a verbal one.

18:11

Right resources

18:15

guys, I see a three or four year old.

18:16

A three or four year old doesn't have the decision making

18:18

to get in the car seat or not. That is up

18:21

to the parent and when they are pulling out of the drive onto

18:24

the road.

18:24

Not imminent danger though, which you could have called the

18:26

whatever the non emergency number is, all

18:29

right, what do we learn here? If it's

18:31

not imminent danger, don't call And

18:33

you got in trouble, which

18:36

was hilarious to me.

18:38

It's time for the good news.

18:44

Anika Braham is a second year of VET

18:46

student at the University of California, and

18:48

recently she was really sad because last

18:50

May, her dog Georgia, passed away. She

18:53

said, you know what, I'm not gonna look for another dog until

18:55

I graduate vet school. So

18:58

she's like, I'm gonna do that. And she was online said,

19:00

oh no, there's a video of a dog needs to be adopted,

19:02

hasn't been adopted in months. Problem

19:04

is the dog was overweight. She said, let me go

19:06

see if I can visit this dog, see what I can

19:09

do. She took the dog home for a few

19:11

days, she gave it a new diet, worked

19:13

with it, and so she's an adopt

19:15

the dog. And the dog has lost thirty one pounds

19:17

and is now running because of what Annika

19:20

did to this dog. So she's a vet and she

19:22

can do that. But that's really cool. Now the dog is running

19:24

and loves to chase tennis balls. That's so cool.

19:26

What she made you that with me? No, that's kind

19:28

of what Kevin Kluge does.

19:30

Dude.

19:30

Will we do for you? No? Yeah, we

19:32

make you better? No, I

19:35

make you come and work out, that's true,

19:37

but I need somebody to go, hey enough thetenough

19:39

of the lifting go to the tennis ball around.

19:42

Yeah.

19:42

I like tennis balls too, Like I want to run and get home good

19:45

for her. I mean the dog

19:47

is pretty fat, fat dog.

19:48

Yeah.

19:48

I was a golden retriever. Yeah, lost

19:50

thirty pounds. Not can live a golden retrieve in life. That's a

19:52

great story. That is what it's all about.

19:54

That was telling me something good.

19:58

Now, let's do a Bobby Bone Show review where

20:00

we take things from our lives and review them and tell you, yeah,

20:03

I go for it, or don't go for it.

20:05

Morgan, you're first, all right.

20:06

So I did it. I bought the Dice

20:08

in Air Rap. You know how I came to you, guys. I was like Apple

20:10

watch diceon air Wrap.

20:11

Yeah. I was a big Dison air wrap person.

20:14

I voted for that, yes, and I was like, and they

20:16

finally got a color that I liked because they switch

20:18

out all the colors all.

20:18

The time, and I ordered it.

20:20

Explain what that is.

20:22

Like, the Dice in Air Rap.

20:23

So it's essentially a styler while

20:25

blow drying your hair. So there's a traditional

20:27

blow dryer that just blow drives your hair, and then

20:29

there's like stylers, like a curling iron flat

20:31

iron that.

20:32

Just style your hair. But this does both

20:34

at the same time. And it wasn't cheap,

20:37

No, so it needs to be of extreme

20:39

value.

20:40

Yes, like it has to be worth it to purchase

20:42

this, thoughts and totally

20:45

worth it. Like it cut down my time

20:47

of blowing my hair and styling my

20:49

hair. It only like was thirty minutes total

20:51

tops it normally takes me like forty five minutes to an

20:53

hour. And like it gave me so

20:55

much volume. I looked like Dolly Parton, Like

20:57

I straight up had like volume hair.

20:59

That's cool. And it stayed throughout

21:01

the whole night.

21:02

Not only that, like I woke up the next morning it was still styl

21:04

I was like, this is awesome.

21:06

Like again, definitely not cheap. NEI, there's

21:08

Apple Watch, but it was like her one thing she was gonna get.

21:10

And everybody I know that has like invested

21:12

in this, like it is totally worth it.

21:14

Yeah.

21:14

There's even like a new contraption on it that you put

21:16

on and you just suction it down on your hair

21:18

and it takes all the flyaways too. Like the technology

21:21

is so advanced that it's

21:23

worth that technology.

21:24

Eddie, Do you want to review something?

21:26

Yeah? Okay, So every time I go to Texas

21:28

for over the holidays and stay with my in laws,

21:30

my mother in law makes coffee cake.

21:33

I love it. I've gotten When I go

21:35

to Starbucks they have a coffee cake. I get it.

21:37

It's not as good as my you ordered every

21:39

Starbucks and you guys make fun of me. Sometimes I don't

21:42

have it and he gets so upset.

21:44

Yeah, because I love coffee cake. Dude. At

21:46

the grocery store, Cinnamon Toast

21:48

Crunch has come up with a

21:50

coffee cake mix made of cinnamon

21:53

toast crunch flavor, and it is so

21:55

good you have to make it. It's in the box almost

21:57

like where you find the cakes. You know you're it's

21:59

worth it, dude, teasy. You make it in like fifteen

22:01

minutes. The coffee cake is delicious.

22:04

I just like coffee cake. I guess I'm have you had it. I

22:06

don't like coffee. No, no, it

22:08

doesn't taste like no. No. They just call it because you eat it

22:10

with your coffee.

22:11

Correct, always that right. I never give it a fair

22:13

chance.

22:13

Yeah no, No. I just heard the word coffee and I

22:15

was like, I don't like coffee, so I'm not gonna have coffee cake or a lot of

22:17

people dip it in their coffee. Here's what I'm like,

22:19

coffee cake. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make us a batch.

22:22

Bring it in.

22:22

You're gonna try it for the first time. You're gonna love it my

22:24

whole life. I thought coffee cake was cake. To taste

22:26

like coffee. No lunchbox with you. Oh

22:29

yeah.

22:29

I got the vix one gallon

22:31

filter free cool missed Ultrasonic

22:34

humid a fire. You get in a Walmart

22:37

thirty five forty bucks? Why'd you get it? Whenever

22:40

I get congested or I'm in vegas? Yeah,

22:42

allergies, yeah, vague allergies. And I

22:44

mean that thing will keep your throat soaked

22:47

and moisturized and it clears up any

22:49

nasal drainage in the middle of the night.

22:52

Man, I just let it rain on me, rain on

22:54

me. So worth the money.

22:56

Say the name of it again, vix.

22:58

One gallon filter free cool,

23:00

miss Ultrasonic Humid of

23:02

Fire.

23:03

Let's just link it. Get it today.

23:05

I got it for like thirty five bucks at Walmart.

23:07

And whoa boy, whenever I start getting congested,

23:10

pop that sucker on.

23:11

And let's go. That's cool. My review

23:13

is of a TV show I watched The Night Country

23:16

on HBO Max. It's woody Harrelson

23:19

and Matthew McConaughey

23:21

did the first season. It's like True Detective. Yeah, yeah,

23:23

okay, this one's True Detective. Night Country with Jodie

23:26

Foster. It's in Alaska. Did anybody

23:28

watch this? No?

23:29

No.

23:29

I had high expectations because I loved

23:32

the first version. Eh. I

23:35

was disappointed. It was one of the first shows that I've we've

23:37

invested time in and been disappointed by. Oh wow,

23:39

it may get great ratings, I'm not sure. I didn't look at any rating.

23:43

Yeah, it's It's definitely got a paranormal feel

23:45

to it as well, and I like paranormal. But why would

23:47

we watch a show that's gonna pick up later? Like we have so

23:49

much to watch. I don't want to wait for episodes for

23:52

it to pick up, you know what I mean?

23:54

Yeah, but I don't think they put that in, Like what the

23:56

show's about. It's in the plot. It's gonna

23:58

show. I watched Night Country. It picks a later. Yeah

24:00

yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is, if I don't

24:02

like it in two episodes, I'm done. I'm moving on.

24:05

You give up?

24:06

Yeah, I do on shows all the time. I won't if

24:08

it's like six to eight, okay, because

24:10

I'll feel like but I I would

24:12

see minus only

24:14

two stars. Hey, but Jody Fox, Jody Fire

24:17

is awesome, She's great in it. But yeah,

24:19

that's it. Ray, Do you have anything you want to review?

24:22

Dorm dude breaks? Did you do one?

24:24

Yeah?

24:24

Our boys, dorm dudes, it doesn't breaks, We get them. Yeah.

24:27

The memorabilia, did you win?

24:28

Well?

24:29

I was skeptical. My wife actually started doing it. I

24:31

talked to her about it. Mm hm yeah, we talked about

24:33

it. I was like, what do you need? Yeah, let's go again.

24:35

We got some great stuff. We got a Bajon Jersey,

24:37

We got a football from Shady McCoy, and we

24:39

got ray Lewis Jersey. Super Bowl.

24:42

Yeah, all great, all worth. It came

24:44

in the mail. And I mean some of these jerseys,

24:46

even as the tag, are worth one hundred and

24:48

fifty dollars autograph. Yeah, you've

24:50

actually got an authentic and so there's

24:52

ways to actually see while this happened.

24:54

There's a scanner where you can fact

24:57

check it all. So they are realistic, real

24:59

thing. So they do on TikTok do dudes are awesome. We need

25:01

an interview with them. Medicals. Yeah,

25:03

there's college kids that figured this

25:06

out. But a break is when they're like, you pay

25:08

thirty bucks and if they draw one out of eight and you

25:10

get it in a picture team, you get the

25:12

thing.

25:12

It's worth like three future bucks.

25:13

Man. Everybody's winning. I did it one time

25:15

in a loss. I'm like, oh no, no, I lose a bunch. Okay,

25:18

that's how you get all your cards. Yeah,

25:20

all right, thank you everybody. We'll put all this up on

25:22

our page. We're reviewed all this stuff. Lunchboxes.

25:24

Thing took like an hour to say, but we'll list it

25:27

so you can see if you want a number one Hot Mama

25:29

jumping hurdles three times vamp

25:32

vapo vapo, vap o vapo. Thanks,

25:37

I forgot what it was, all

25:40

right. This entire trivia game is

25:42

based on an older generation versus a younger

25:45

generation, elder versus millennial, answering

25:47

questions about each other's generation. So it's lunchbox

25:49

the oldie Swifty Lauren is the youngie

25:51

lunch.

25:52

Are you ready right?

25:53

All right? At first, he's a captain of Krench. He claims

25:55

all he does is win his goal in

25:57

life's win the Loto. He's a businessman making business deals

25:59

trying to get money. That's his motto. It's lunch Bob.

26:03

Goes crazy.

26:04

You're up one zero. Yeah,

26:06

So here are the questions that should be difficult

26:08

for you because they're not from your generation. Yeah, bring it,

26:10

but they're not. Though. It's weird. What does the acronym

26:13

s m H stand for? S

26:16

m H

26:20

s m uhh?

26:23

So much hate? That's

26:26

incorrect? Guess though, quality,

26:29

Lauren? How are you good? Good s

26:31

mh?

26:32

You can steal?

26:33

Shake my head? Correct?

26:34

One?

26:36

No chance?

26:37

All right? Next up, Lunchbox who

26:40

played Troy Bolton and High School Musical?

26:45

Oh?

26:45

That's the guy. No,

26:47

he's not. That's that was gle.

26:50

Hi.

26:52

What is his name?

26:54

Oh?

26:54

My gosh?

26:55

Who played Troy Bolton in

26:57

High school? Why are you yelling?

26:58

Stop?

26:58

I'm asking the question. Who

27:03

played Troy Bolton in High school musical?

27:06

Five seconds? Zach Ef, You

27:09

act like I didn't know as

27:11

soon as five Yeah, it's his favorite movie. Next

27:14

up, Robin Finty

27:18

is the real name of what

27:20

pop star Robin

27:24

Finty?

27:26

Oh, Robin

27:28

Finty pop star.

27:32

Olivia Rodrigo.

27:35

Interesting is that the puppy dog version of that Livia uh

27:41

No?

27:41

Incorrect? Laura,

27:43

would you like to steal?

27:44

That is Rihanna?

27:45

Robin Finty is Rihanna? Oh wow,

27:48

I see how's going there. Rihanna is more my generation.

27:52

Okay, whatever you say, Lunchbox

27:55

is opponent. Let's introduce her. She's our youngest producer.

27:57

She's getting married in Man. In this game, she

27:59

will sleigh as a millennial. I'll

28:01

say it's swifty. Okay.

28:06

Now these questions should be hard for you. Oh

28:08

that rough for you,

28:13

Hey, Lauren? In the TV show Full House,

28:15

what was the name of Uncle Jesse's band?

28:18

Oh god, I

28:21

can see it. I can see the Jackets.

28:23

Oh my god. Mmm,

28:27

Uncle Jesse's band. They

28:29

were the

28:32

full House band. It's a guess,

28:36

I think, yeah, it's a guess, Lunchbox.

28:38

First thing, the possum in my head Jesse and the

28:40

Rippers.

28:41

Is that your answer?

28:42

That's it? That's correct?

28:43

Wow? Yeah, good

28:45

job. What was the name

28:48

of the family? Sitcom Lauren, featuring

28:50

a lovable alien who crashed lands in

28:52

the garage of a suburban middle class

28:55

family. His real name on the show is Gordon

28:57

Shumway, but he goes by a nickname.

28:59

What's the name of the show? An

29:02

alien that crashes in a garage?

29:04

Read it one more time.

29:05

What's the name of the family sitcom featuring

29:08

a lovable alien who crash

29:10

lands in the garage of a suburban, middle

29:12

class family. His real name on the show

29:14

is Gordon Shumway, but he goes by a nickname.

29:17

What's that show.

29:21

That is?

29:23

That is the alien in my garage?

29:26

Quality? Again?

29:27

That was close

29:30

alf alf Alien Life Form?

29:34

Wow?

29:35

Have known

29:35

it.

29:38

To come back?

29:41

That's so bad, Lauren, Lauren,

29:43

you need this one. Which iconic

29:46

eighties band saying Africa?

29:49

That is Toto? Wow?

29:51

Yeah? How did she get there?

29:53

She's amazing. That's crazy. I

29:55

wouldn't have got that.

29:56

Let's walk.

29:57

She got three questions back in her category? Uh, she

29:59

can't o to see?

30:00

How many of you go? Are you ready go? The first

30:02

question is what's the name of the wizarding

30:04

school in the Harry Potter film series? Uh?

30:08

That is Quidditch?

30:10

Incorrect? That is Hogwarts.

30:12

That's what I'm mean?

30:13

Yeah is the game? I know?

30:14

I couldn't think of the.

30:15

Name of k What pop Princess

30:17

starred in the movie Crossroads

30:21

Brittany Spears correct? What

30:24

brand had a pivotal moment in fashion history? In the two

30:26

thousands by making sweats acceptable

30:29

and I

30:32

need to be more specific Juicy Guitore

30:34

correct what he

30:37

got.

30:37

To dude,

30:39

you never see juicy on the button.

30:41

But all the time. Yeah, you need to get

30:43

too.

30:43

I should have ready to finished the question though.

30:47

What nineteen eighty five film Lauren

30:49

features characters name chunk Mouth,

30:52

Data and Sloth. Oh that is?

30:56

That is the Goodies? Correct, Eddie.

30:59

I feel like you're a rooting for somebody. I am for

31:01

sure, Lauren. In

31:03

nineteen eighty six, the first fatal accident involving

31:06

an American spacecraft and flight

31:08

occurred.

31:08

What was the name of that space shuttle? Oh?

31:10

God, that was.

31:13

That was in nineteen

31:15

eighty six, the first fatal accident involving

31:17

an American spacecraft in flight? What

31:19

was the name of the space shuttle Apollo

31:22

thirteen? Incorrect? It is this Challenger,

31:25

Challenger. No one needs to get this to tie wow

31:29

man, Lauren. What

31:32

show was about a staff of an army hospital

31:34

in the Korean War who find that laughter

31:37

is the best way to deal with their situation. It

31:39

debuted in nineteen seventy two and

31:42

had the largest finale audience of all

31:45

time. Um

31:47

mash correct. We have a tie. This

31:50

is crazy.

31:51

We have to just have a tie. What is this a tie?

31:53

This is the tie. We just moved. We just kicked the can down the road.

31:57

You guys both want more? Or do you want to call the tie?

32:01

You get scared? Yeah, he's scared. You want to kiss

32:03

the sister? That's okay? Is that? No?

32:04

You know why I wanted the season no longer? So

32:06

this idiot has to sit over he.

32:10

Congratulations? Well Greg, Greg, game,

32:12

great game, middlations for both

32:14

of you.

32:14

Hey, here's your sister. It happens sometimes, No it

32:16

doesn't.

32:17

All right, Thank you. That is a nice

32:19

job you too.

32:21

Here's a voicemail from Joy in North Carolina.

32:24

I was just.

32:24

Listening to the segment about lunchbox

32:26

saying that he got a private singing

32:29

lesson from car books, like that's how he set

32:31

it up.

32:31

But that was in.

32:32

Fact not the case whatsoever at all,

32:34

one hundred percent negative. What happened

32:37

to the new rule that if you bring in clickbait

32:39

and is not what it actually was introduced

32:42

as that there's a punishment, because

32:44

I feel like that punishment would be applicable

32:47

here because I didn't hear any private

32:49

singing lesson between Garth books and lunchblops.

32:52

Is that something we said it would be punished.

32:54

No, I don't remember that we did.

32:56

Yeah, I think it was after a spilled the tea, because

32:58

I think he had spilled the tea on me or something

33:00

and it was fake news.

33:02

I will say then, since I don't remember

33:04

it, yeah, I can't force

33:06

it. But now that I've been reminded of it, if

33:08

it's like overly clickbait from this point on,

33:10

because that was Yeah, he didn't get a hold

33:13

on singing lesson with Garth Brook who else got a lesson?

33:15

Everybody in the bar, and it wasn't a lesson. He was teaching you lyrics

33:17

regardless. I'm like, I'm not falling to the track.

33:19

And he was doing how to go? That's

33:21

not a lesson?

33:23

Why repeat what he's

33:25

gonna say? That's it, But

33:28

thank you for minding. If it's so overly

33:30

clickbait, then there

33:32

will be a mid punishment. Okay,

33:35

sometimes it's funny and it's like

33:37

what Rai's note known for clickbait Ray, Yeah,

33:39

that's where the name came fround.

33:40

But I hear you. I here's Debbie in Nashville.

33:43

Hey, Bobby, I just

33:45

wanted to let you guys know that

33:47

I got scammed last night by

33:50

guy calling and saying he was Uber

33:52

support. I am an Uber driver in

33:54

Nashville, and everything

33:57

sounded so legit, and they ended

33:59

up scamming me all of three

34:01

hundred dollars. So I'm

34:03

letting you know that.

34:05

Maybe you can also pass it on to your

34:08

listeners, sayings.

34:12

Thought it because I'm sure they don't have a database

34:14

of Uber drivers. I probably just send a

34:16

message out to a lot of people hope that someone will have

34:18

one of them is an Uber driver. Oh man, she sounds

34:20

like deflated. Oh so you don't even trust anymore? Like, I

34:22

don't know you guys are even real, not scamming me. You could have been in

34:24

the long long run, like ten years, thirteen years.

34:27

You guys are really really committed. Yeah, you're really committed.

34:31

Amy's pile of stories. I'm not Amy.

34:34

That's what I yelled to start it.

34:35

You're not Amy sick, So I'm not

34:37

Amy starting it off.

34:39

A young woman who went to sleep every night for two years

34:42

and played music in her headphones for two years has

34:45

permanent hearing loss. Oh not

34:49

total, but now she has to wear hearing aids.

34:51

To compensate. She works

34:53

as secretary local law firm.

34:54

She went to the hospital for an ear exam

34:56

because she was having hearing problems and

34:59

her super.

35:01

Constantly be like, hey, can you not hear me?

35:04

And so, because of the problem

35:07

and understanding more and more words, she went

35:09

to the doctor. It turns out

35:11

the trauma to her ear and her ear drums

35:13

was because she would listen to the music in

35:15

her ears loudly as she went to sleep. Guys,

35:17

that's gonna be us.

35:18

It's not because it's not.

35:19

Eight hours of sleep. We I mean,

35:22

we're here for five six hours. We have headphones,

35:24

I wear ears in my ears. However, it's

35:27

not that loud. What exactly?

35:30

Man? You know what?

35:31

Though?

35:31

The other day, I like, I guess Morgan was

35:33

using my headphones my my little unit here

35:36

and I put my headphones on and the volume was

35:38

so low, Mike, I neded' to turn this up. I'm like, I

35:40

wonder if that's because I have it turned up

35:42

so high because I'm death or

35:44

you're forty four? Well yeah, and things naturally

35:47

just older and death. That's

35:49

from odditycentral dot Com.

35:51

Forget so Far Your Next beauty Trend is available

35:54

at the grocery store people are using broccoli

35:56

to apply freckles to their cheeks or

35:59

gonna you heard about this? No, okay,

36:01

so you would take the broccoli, the head of the

36:03

broccoli the that's

36:05

not the tree part, yeah, not the stem.

36:07

But the tree not.

36:10

Yeah yeah, what would you even

36:12

call that part of the battle? But we all know what it is, the kind you want

36:14

to eat and you put it in bronzer and

36:16

then you dab it on your face because that

36:19

inconsistent of the top of the broccoli tree

36:22

supposedly puts freckles

36:24

on your face in a positive way, but basically use the broccoli

36:27

as a paint broke.

36:28

I guess do you ever put fake freckles

36:30

on Morgan?

36:31

Listen?

36:31

I did buy a freckle pin and I tried

36:33

it once and I thought.

36:34

I looked ridiculous and nobody else probably

36:36

noticed it.

36:37

No, But like it was like these little dots

36:39

and they were so like prominent that I

36:41

was like, you are gonna have to think those are fake, there's

36:43

no way, Like it looked like a filter that you would.

36:45

Use on Instagram.

36:46

But did you go too hard? Like could

36:48

you have gone lighter? Probably?

36:50

But it was my first time, and then I was like, this is stupid.

36:52

Why am I doing this?

36:53

You didn't wear it out at all?

36:53

No, I took it off immediately. Airbnb

36:56

is banning indoor security cameras, which I

36:58

thought maybe they already had a rule about that.

37:00

No, they have them inside the house, like

37:03

I stayed at one in Atlanta and it was in the kitchen.

37:05

But then were the rules about you can't put one in

37:07

the bathroom, but you can ride where the or the

37:09

bedroom.

37:10

Can't put in the bedroom or the bathroom, but

37:13

you could have them in the common areas.

37:15

I hear you, who's gonna really listen to that? If you're gonna put them

37:17

insie, you're probab putting them inside everywhere? Yeah, and what if

37:19

you want to cook in your undies or something, Well that's

37:21

on you then. But now they're saying no security

37:23

cameras inside.

37:24

Right, only on the outside of the premises, oh

37:27

their premises.

37:28

Yeah, thanks man. A move in

37:30

the prison that you're in, A move that some

37:32

might think is overdue. Airbnb is banning

37:34

indoor security cameras. I guess

37:36

I already thought they've probably did. I feel like that's weird

37:38

to be staying somewhere and there's a camera inside.

37:41

Yeah, So I wonder if people that have them inside

37:44

will stop Airbnb, or they're gonna take the

37:46

cameras down.

37:46

Or they just hide them better. Oh yeah, because

37:48

you could nanny cam those things and nobody would have a

37:51

bear. Yeah anything, nanny

37:53

cam the whole place. Biologists

37:57

encourage people to eat snails and plants,

37:59

anything that's invasive. A conservation

38:01

biologist has a new solution to invasive plants

38:03

and species that take over that just eat

38:05

them. Doctor Joe Roman says invasive

38:08

species like European

38:10

green crabs, Japanese not weed snails

38:14

the best thing to do eat them

38:16

up because they're also healthy, and

38:18

you can.

38:18

They call that s cargo or something. I've

38:21

never had s carget.

38:21

I've seen that on a menu.

38:22

I never had a couscous guy though.

38:26

Yeah, did you eat snails on bear grills?

38:29

We did? We would you

38:31

do find them? We did. We found them in the like

38:33

the water you cook them. We

38:35

cooked them and that's all we

38:37

had and we were starving. So you can't

38:39

just eat them. We

38:41

didn't. You probably can, but we made a fire and

38:43

cooked them because it probably tastes better and isn't

38:46

a slimy What did they taste like? Nothing?

38:48

Just like the idea of eating them was kind of gross.

38:50

But really, if you would have said they are little pieces

38:52

of ham, you would have just felt it

38:55

was a gross to do. And you guys

38:57

can watch if you go to Disney.

38:59

Plus, that's the episode of my wife and I did together.

39:01

We weren't married at the time, so I did

39:03

one by myself in Norway, and then the next year we

39:05

went together and did one of the mountains and we did

39:07

eat snails and froze and that's when I snuck

39:10

my my Apple headphones

39:12

in as contraband you ever said that, Yeah,

39:14

I think so. And then I was scared to death

39:16

of getting them wet. So you see me like jumping in the water, But

39:18

it wasn't because I was trying to save myself. I don't

39:20

want my new Apple headphones to get wet. That's

39:23

really funny, dude, Yeah,

39:25

because it looks like you're like, oh, I don't want to get wet. The

39:28

true story is you had stuff in it.

39:29

Well, I snuck in headphones. I'd done the show before.

39:31

I know. You're just stuck in the woods and you can't do anything. Yeah,

39:34

Running whild with Bear Girls, Season six,

39:36

episode eight, Bobby Bone's

39:38

a Kaitlin Parker in the Sierra Nevada, Nevada.

39:42

She's not Canling Parker anymore. But nope,

39:44

it's not. Season six, episode eight. And then I'm in season

39:46

five by myself. And then finally, if

39:48

you want to smell like Easter peeps, body spray

39:51

now exists. Oh was that like

39:53

sugar? Yeah, gotta be like the

39:55

straight sugar and you can put under your arm marshmallows.

39:58

Yeah, the discount store five, I was

40:00

selling bottles of it four five bucks.

40:02

There you go.

40:03

I'm not Amy.

40:04

That's your pile. That was

40:07

Amy's pile of stores.

40:15

Let's take a trip to Venus, California,

40:18

and there's a bunch of break in, smashing, grab

40:20

robberies going on, people breaking into

40:22

businesses lately. Well, Paul Markham

40:25

is out for a walk when he hears up it

40:28

sounds like someone's breaking in somewhere, and

40:30

he sees someone break into a restaurant and

40:32

trying to steal the cash register, and he's like, what

40:35

do I do? This is my community, and

40:38

he jumps in and tackles the dude,

40:40

wrestles him says, you're not getting that cash register.

40:43

Ruh.

40:44

Someone go for help, Someone call police,

40:47

and police arrive, get the

40:49

guy.

40:49

Do you keep beating the guy up?

40:51

Have to sure? I

40:53

think I'm sure because he doesn't. It's

40:57

not even about him continuing to take the register.

40:59

If somebody turks whooping him, you're probably just trying

41:01

to get out of there. And what if he has a

41:03

weapon, Like do you have to keep just punching

41:06

him and beating him unless you can like duct tape them

41:08

to a seat.

41:09

But even then that's gonna be hard.

41:11

One v one. Paul Markle must have a background

41:13

in some sort of hand a hand combat.

41:14

Yeah, but no, he just said he doesn't want

41:16

to say he's a hero, just his duty as

41:18

a citizen.

41:19

But he's got to have some kind of background in fight,

41:21

even if it's just fighting a bunch. I imagine

41:24

he and a little squirrely guy like me. This is gonna be like, I'm gonna

41:26

call nine one one. I don't know, man, I watch a

41:28

lot of UFC, and I think I can do a choke hold just

41:30

from what I want. But you got to get there if someone's

41:32

gonna let you do a choke hold, Yes, but

41:35

you wouldn't be able to get one on me. And I'm a wimp.

41:37

I can choke hold. You know. I'm stronger than you. I could

41:39

beat you up. And I'm a wimp. I can give you the rear naked

41:41

choke. That's what we do in private. That

41:44

was telling me something good. Amy's

41:47

out today, not feeling great. So we're

41:49

gonna go around the room and do a collaborative morning

41:52

corner.

41:52

Oh no, it from her.

41:54

What I realized.

41:55

I have like thirty of them on a piece of paper, and

41:57

she's done all of them.

41:58

I found one that she hasn't done all the years,

42:01

So Ray hit that sounder the

42:06

morning corny all

42:09

right.

42:10

My boss asked why I only

42:12

get sick on workdays. I

42:14

said it must be my weekend immune system

42:17

weekend amusic oh weekend weekends.

42:20

Yeah, okay, that's a tough one,

42:22

man, A little elevated. That's

42:24

love, all right, Eddie, whatdy got? All right? Why

42:26

did the bird go to the hospital? Why'd the bird

42:28

go to the hospital? He needed a tweetment that

42:33

was rest and feasting.

42:38

No, no, no, she's just not feeling well. Lunchbox

42:41

is going out to Amy. No, yeah, she didn't die. She's

42:43

probably listening, he pointed out.

42:44

No, no, no, okay, go ahead.

42:46

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

42:50

Alzheimer's in diarrhea, you're

42:52

running but can't remember where?

42:53

What all

42:56

time you're running? No, I get

42:58

it, and you forget where? Yeah?

43:00

Right, Alzheimers, you forget that?

43:02

What did the trees say to the wind? What

43:04

did the trees say to the wind? Leave me

43:06

alone? I like that?

43:08

Did you make that up? No?

43:10

Okay, that's good, right it

43:12

is? Where was King David's temple

43:14

located? Where beside his ear?

43:17

Okay? Oh?

43:26

That was the morning cornings

43:28

and all complaints care of Lunchbox

43:31

fifty five Music Square West. All

43:34

right, we have a bet here, Eddie and I if lunchbox if

43:36

you get four, I went ten bucks. Yeah, I want

43:38

you to win. Oh no, we're gonna do Bobby's

43:41

Box of Instruments. These are all instruments that I played recorded

43:44

playing. For example, this was the bass.

43:50

He didn't get that one. No, we're to practice,

43:52

but the rest here, we're gonna do seven.

43:55

Let's see how many you get. Bobby's

43:57

Box of Instruments. Here you go. What

44:11

do you see in your head? That is awesome. Well

44:16

it sounds like it's

44:18

doing different noises. Yeah,

44:20

yeah, that's the musical here that he has.

44:23

So to

44:26

me, they have to be pressing, but but none of them are

44:28

going to be tricks. So right like, we're not gonna go right

44:30

that's it's a guitar sound, but played on a piano.

44:32

We're not gonna do that right right now? I get that, Okay, he

44:36

gets that.

44:36

Like my first instinct was tuba,

44:39

but the problem was it was doing dun

44:41

dun dunt like.

44:42

So it was it was very

44:45

played again, Ray, what

44:55

do you think that is? This is going hear

44:58

what you're saying.

44:59

So it could be a trumpet

45:01

because it's going dump dump trumpet

45:03

a trumpet phone number five,

45:05

but the sounds

45:07

like a big fat tuba.

45:10

Final answer, final answer. The answer

45:12

is a tuba.

45:15

Oh and he tried to

45:17

sell me too hard.

45:20

That is why I went back.

45:22

I realized I shouldn't. You don't have a musical ear.

45:24

I think he gave that to him. I did next one up?

45:28

Can you name that instrument?

45:37

Harmonica?

45:40

No, it's a viol inter

45:42

fiddle. Oh, this thing

45:45

to hear a lot of stuff. If

45:47

I do my arm like this, then do you hear it.

45:49

Oh yeah, I am

45:52

all right. I just imagine Chris Jansen doing that.

45:54

Yeah, next

45:56

one,

46:09

I already know it.

46:10

You don't even play again. Yeah.

46:13

I thought this would be a tough one.

46:14

Go ahead, it is easy. My brother used to play this instrument.

46:16

He was terrible at it sounds just like that. That's a trombone,

46:18

that's correct. I thought there's no chance

46:20

he got that one.

46:20

Good one. Let's go, let's go.

46:22

I say tuba again.

46:23

No, yeah, no,

46:25

no. My brother played that and we had it.

46:27

Whenever our dog would get out, we'd blow the trombone

46:29

to get her come back.

46:30

That's funny. I've never heard of that.

46:32

Yeah, musicallear Yeah, next up

46:35

named the instrument?

46:44

Ah, that sounds like I've

46:47

got a couple, man. I don't really

46:50

know what the flute sounds like. That could be a

46:52

fluke because it's blowing into something, but

46:55

it could be the recorder.

46:57

It was like, Oh I heard was what do you call the

46:59

instrument you blow into? Just generally that that classification

47:02

had been frument cheesy.

47:04

I don't know.

47:04

Okay, but because that's a class it's called

47:06

like a wood wind. Oh yeah,

47:08

but that's not part of this I just wondered if you know that that's only

47:10

too.

47:11

I know that a're in that category, though, what

47:14

do you think that is? It could be a piccolo? Is

47:16

that something? It's something?

47:18

One more time? Name

47:20

that instrument? Go

47:25

ahead, we'll

47:27

go ahead. Flute correct? Yea

47:31

once? It got three yeah, so you can't get

47:33

any more right, one

47:36

yeah, three out of four.

47:37

There's three left.

47:37

Boy, Wow, these have to

47:39

be really hard, though. I'm

47:41

giving him to you in the exact order. You come. Look at the

47:43

order. I'm not I trust you. I'm just playing them the order they

47:45

are. Next one,

48:01

name that instrument.

48:03

Hello, I didn't

48:05

know that was an instrument. That's

48:13

a cow bell, that's correct,

48:15

I know that's an instrument.

48:17

Winner.

48:18

The guys got four out of five.

48:19

I stopped betting. Let's just stop. Let's do another

48:21

one.

48:27

That's Kenny g saxophone.

48:30

Correct, he's good. And the

48:32

final one.

48:48

Charge, what's that instrument? That

48:51

is a slider?

48:54

It's tricky because you want to organ because

48:56

you hear that solemn, but it's a banjo. Oh,

48:59

go in here, just play a little. I heard the string

49:01

things, Eddie,

49:06

So I'm up ten bucks. I've got five. I'll

49:08

give you a chance to win your money back. But you have

49:10

to get four out of the five. Me. Yeah, I

49:13

have to get four out of the five. Let's go.

49:14

Okay, I can do this four out of five.

49:17

I did music.

49:18

U great competition,

49:21

music competitions.

49:21

Love it? I remember what it was. All

49:25

right, here we go play

49:32

one more time? You got it? I

49:39

got an answer? That is an obo. That's incorrect.

49:43

That is a boson. I

49:45

love just said. You can still

49:48

get the next one, but soon is the long one you get? I

49:50

don't even know he

49:53

is my box answer. I have to learn how to play for this video.

49:55

I just know you look like a buffoon.

49:56

Oh when you bet and you lose on an instrument,

49:58

you can't get a bassoon? All right, go

50:01

ahead, okay,

50:11

one more time.

50:12

Please name that

50:14

instrument.

50:21

I'm going to go with mandolin. Correct,

50:23

Yes, it's

50:26

a very it's a small, small guitar lately,

50:29

but this is advanced. Man. You're not gonna know these

50:31

all right? Next one?

50:35

Where there.

50:38

There?

50:39

There there?

50:44

Oh my gosh, what's it called? You want to come to me like you

50:46

wannacle back?

50:47

You want a phone, a friend, phone a friend

50:50

from you?

50:50

There's no way you know? He got no, no,

50:53

no, he doesn't.

50:54

Five out of seven.

50:55

Write it down, write down. I want to see if you do know it.

50:58

Let's back back on that one, next one.

51:00

What's it called? What

51:12

the I mean?

51:14

I got two things in my mind? Okay, go ahead.

51:17

It's like tap shoes instrument,

51:20

Yeah, tap shoes or

51:22

casting nets. You play it one more

51:24

time?

51:32

Mmm?

51:33

But then I remember we had these thumb symbols.

51:36

You remember those? You put them on your next finger and your thumb,

51:38

you hit them together. No, I wasn't in the competition

51:41

that you were in cast

51:44

nets, no spoons. No,

51:47

all right, I.

51:48

Thought there were symbols.

51:49

No that symbols. You knew what I was

51:51

talking about? Did that the last one? I'll

51:55

have a triangle? Correct. Sorry, we're we're

51:57

down to We're down to one here and I'm up now twenty.

52:01

I'll go double or nothing with you if you want to try to get

52:03

the one, or you can just give me the money.

52:07

God, I mean the Beatles use that lunchbox?

52:09

Do you know it?

52:10

Yeah?

52:10

No he doesn't. Okay, then I'll go double or nothing

52:12

blind that lunchbox gets it, because there's no I

52:14

don't think he gets it either, But I'll give you a chance to get your money back.

52:16

Okay, okay, double double or nothing. So he

52:18

gets it or doesn't get it, and you only twenty bucks. Yes,

52:20

he does not get it. He doesn't get it. You don't matter if you get

52:22

or not. So what do you think? I don't even say anything.

52:25

Already written down, lunchbox, already written.

52:27

Now for

52:30

me. Why do you think you know?

52:32

This first day popped in my head.

52:34

He didn't get it. Let

52:37

me see it.

52:38

Is it an instrument that you've ever seen in the studio?

52:40

Nope?

52:40

Okay, go ahead. I don't know what. I don't

52:42

know what. It's an instrument. Go ahead. Synthesizer?

52:45

Oh god, I lost the money.

52:48

That's what it is. Is it a sitar? No,

52:50

it's a digeridoo.

52:53

You're never gonna know that. Synthesize. I really

52:55

believe you. I can. I mean to be fair, synthesize.

52:58

We could probably make that sound. We're all

53:01

lost money.

53:02

Yes, I

53:06

know.

53:06

Never again. The

53:08

internet's great because all our fingertips. However,

53:11

it can be used interpreted

53:13

wrongly. If you get sick and you look

53:15

it up, they're going to give you the worst case scenario. It's one of

53:17

the options you just can't and

53:20

it's not most of the time going to be the worst case scenario. And

53:23

this has happening with Eddie right now. So you're

53:25

like, stomach's been hurting, Yeah, my abdomen. So

53:28

it's not like mine when I have digestive issues nobs

53:30

like I have no, no, I've waited for it to go a

53:33

cute pain, and it's kind of an annoying pain.

53:35

It's not like sharp ow like daggers in my stomach

53:37

sometimes people say that or whatever, but it's an annoying

53:40

pain that's always there. And so you looked

53:42

it up and did you put in exactly where the pain was? Well?

53:44

I did. But there's there's two

53:46

things going on here. Like, you know, I believe in signs.

53:49

I truly believe in signs, and

53:51

about signs are science signs,

53:54

signs like God sends signs

53:56

down to tell me something. Got it? Like three

53:58

months ago, I saw a sign that said, like get

54:00

checked for cancer, and I'm like, you know what, I probably

54:02

should, just why not, you know, why

54:05

be laid on something like that? That was one thing.

54:07

Then when my stomach started hurting, I

54:09

was like, man, let me look this up. And I started

54:11

to google stomach pains, and the

54:13

first thing they came up was not a diagnosis,

54:16

but a story that I started reading, and

54:18

it was a story.

54:19

Of a kid.

54:19

He's probably twenty eight years old. He

54:22

found out that he had cancer. And the reason

54:24

he found out is because he had pain in his stomach.

54:27

He did nothing about it for months, six

54:29

months, and then finally he had blood in

54:31

his stool. That's when he went to the doctor. Are you

54:34

have cancer? Well, here's the deal. I'm like, I've

54:36

had this pain for about a month, and why

54:38

am I waiting?

54:39

Like?

54:39

Why am I waiting? What if it is cancer and

54:42

I've just completely wasted a good

54:44

doctor.

54:45

Now you're freaking yourself out. Blood in

54:47

your stool yet not yet, but you're good.

54:48

No, no, no, that's what this guy was saying. You don't

54:50

want to wait till you have blood in your stool, listen

54:53

to your body. Okay, So this is what I

54:55

would say, that you've now freaked

54:57

yourself out that you just need to get go get

54:59

checked because you freak yourself out.

55:00

Do you have cancer?

55:01

Yeah, dude, But I mean I think a lot of people do this

55:03

where they're just like, oh, it's okay, it's just a little paint,

55:05

it's gas or whatever. And that's what I've been doing

55:07

for a month. And I'm really,

55:09

really, really worried now that

55:12

i could have cancer and I'm just not checking

55:15

it out. I don't think based

55:17

on what you've told me that you do. But I'm also not a doctor

55:19

like that. But however, you're going to drive yourself crazy

55:21

and stretch yourself out just wondering. You gotta

55:24

go get checked out, just for the

55:26

peace of mind. Yeah, Like, does it hurt

55:28

all the time or just when you eat? When you it

55:31

kind of like comes and goes. Some days it

55:33

hurts, some days it doesn't. But for about

55:35

a month straight, it's been hurting.

55:37

Google. Man, you may have pulled something, yeah,

55:40

that's true, irritated a muscle, it

55:42

could be anything.

55:42

I'm just trying to give you the least scenario

55:44

because you're assigned to the worst now. Well, and then

55:47

my cousin she found out she had stomach

55:49

intestinal cancer too, and again this runs in the family.

55:51

Now and it might, which is why you need to get a checked out.

55:54

Question, Yes, do I just go to my

55:56

regulus. They will send

55:58

you to somewhere else if they feel like you need to go somewhere

56:01

else. You don't go to the stomach where I

56:03

don't even know the stomach doctor would be. You can't

56:05

go knock on the door and be like I'm me here. Go to whatever

56:07

the general is, your family

56:09

doctor, general practitioner, and say I'm having this problem.

56:12

And if they can't figure it out, they

56:14

or if they feel like they especially, they'll send you to somebody.

56:16

Okay, But even see this article said that the doctors

56:19

were telling him like, oh, it's just he's sure to bring

56:21

up the articles to the doctor and yeah,

56:24

you may hey, what's up.

56:25

You may have callic that babies

56:27

have colic bad gas.

56:30

Yeah, but it doesn't go anywhere for a month.

56:33

Like gas. Usually you feel it move and then you let

56:36

it out. I hear. You just go get it

56:38

looked at. For your peace of mind. I'm gonna give you least

56:40

case scenario. Is it a sharp no?

56:42

No, no, don't talk, don't talk to it.

56:43

It's not a sharp pain. How

56:46

is your your humpy leg?

56:49

My humpy leg, you've got that

56:51

big hump on the side of say thank

56:53

you to our listeners for being so kind, because

56:55

all the comments were like did you skip

56:57

leg day?

56:58

This this there was nothing out. Hey,

57:00

you might want to go see a doctor. There's no find

57:02

your legs out.

57:03

Yeah.

57:03

No, one was concerned about my health.

57:06

Uh, it's still there a little bit. You can still feel the

57:08

bump, like, uh, you need to go

57:10

get checked.

57:10

You're doing the opposite of Eddie where you're like there's nothing,

57:12

but it's been there for how long?

57:14

Probably about a month? Like

57:16

a it's like a not oh it's huge.

57:18

Yeah.

57:18

Yeah, so you can still feel it in my leg. You

57:20

guys are like a bogo going together. We could Yeah,

57:23

we get one appointment.

57:24

You know. What I started doing too, is like when I take my kids

57:26

to the doctor, they're like, all right, is there anything else I can help you

57:28

guys with. I think that's when I come in and be like, Doc, my

57:31

stomach's no.

57:31

I think you just should go to the doctor. No,

57:34

but I do that.

57:34

It's like I'm make an appointment for one of them, and I bring

57:37

all the kids and then I'm like, well this one and they're like,

57:39

we're not really supposed to do this because but they

57:41

do it.

57:41

Anyway, and look at it.

57:42

We believe that you do that too. That's song brand.

57:45

It's completely on brand. Yeah, but it's smart.

57:47

But you should get that checked out too. I know,

57:50

you guys have the luxury of having insurance

57:52

like people don't, and they would love to go to the doctor.

57:54

Yeah.

57:55

A big part of you know, the

57:58

associate canaling differences and folks and the struggles

58:00

I go through is like they can't afford to go to the doctor

58:02

and can't afford medicine. Yeah, but I don't have a doctor.

58:04

I just go to the fine emergency

58:07

clinic. You can go to that too. They go to the minute clinic, whatever

58:09

the case is. You can afford to go to the doctor,

58:11

so you should. Okay, a

58:14

lot of people can't and they

58:16

wish they had the luxury that you have.

58:17

Do you have a doctor?

58:18

I don't. I mean I go to the same place. It's

58:20

not my doctor though, it's whoever's available.

58:22

Yeah. See, that's weird. I just have a doctor

58:25

when I was a kid. I have a doctor. But I know, like

58:27

I know them like the friends of your Yeah

58:29

that's weird.

58:30

No, that's cool.

58:31

No, I gotta text him to be like what up? Look

58:33

at this?

58:33

He seen your wader?

58:34

Have they seen your butt? No, but they've seen my but put the finger

58:36

on my butt.

58:37

That's really weird, dude. They put, I can't

58:39

be friends with that guy, especially a

58:41

guy now or girl. It's

58:43

a guy though, it's a guy. We've been We've never been closer.

58:46

I'll being honest. Let's

58:49

do the news. Bobby's

58:53

freak me out over there. Experts say

58:55

that everybody needs more alone times. Amen,

58:58

I need a sick

59:01

just died. Ern Cartman just died.

59:04

I was thinking it's Lean Deon though. Okay,

59:06

but he was the original album. He was the

59:08

original. Choosing to relax with a

59:10

book, take a walk, or enjoy any kind of solo time boosts

59:12

your overall well being.

59:13

It's important to get one to two hours a day of possible

59:16

Yeah.

59:16

Yeah, yeah, it's not possible, one

59:19

to two hours a day of

59:21

alone time. Yeah for me, I mean possible.

59:23

It's not possible. I mean maybe maybe my drive.

59:26

You commute to work, like thirty minutes to and

59:28

from. Yeah, maybe that's an hour. But that

59:30

may even mean getting up early, earlier

59:33

than everyone. I guess I'm alone and when I work before

59:35

everybody wakes up. Yeah, but

59:37

even then, but then as soon as we get that, you're not alone any

59:39

more. Dude. Anyway, take the story and

59:43

copy the link send it to whomever's always

59:45

wanting to be around. That's

59:47

from the Scientific Report a journal. Relationship

59:50

experts say to let the women in

59:52

your life tell you jokes. Oh

59:54

you're good with that. Oh my, what's funnier

59:56

than I am? She doesn't even tell jokes. She's just

59:59

hilariously cutting. Dude,

1:00:01

she's so funny every time we hang out. Because we hung out

1:00:03

a little bit yesterday at the game and like, I come home,

1:00:05

I tell my wife all the jokes she said, just what she

1:00:07

said, and my wife just starts to laughing. She's like, Oh, I

1:00:09

miss her. And she doesn't tell.

1:00:11

Jokes because I wish she would. I'd steal them.

1:00:13

She's not like a guy walks into the Hey, you get

1:00:15

this right, there's a horse and a priest. But

1:00:19

if you let the women in your life tell jokes, and

1:00:22

I'm assuming they just mean let them be free to be funny,

1:00:24

it will improve your relationship. Marriage counsel will

1:00:26

say that men are so preoccupied with the idea they need

1:00:28

to be the funny one that it stifles

1:00:31

their significant others attempts at humor.

1:00:33

Yeah, not not in.

1:00:34

Ours, But was that you for a little bit

1:00:36

though those kind of you. I felt like that's how I got

1:00:38

her. I was like the funny one

1:00:41

and then she was like, no, you're not watch

1:00:44

this.

1:00:45

Uh.

1:00:45

Sometimes it can lead to an awkward dynamic when woman

1:00:47

feels underappreciated. If you show

1:00:49

sincere appreciation for her humor, she'll warm

1:00:52

up to you as a result. That's from AskMen dot Com.

1:00:55

Caitlin's mom hilarious,

1:00:58

not in like, not like warm, hilarious,

1:01:01

like you gotta get ready and you got to go in

1:01:04

because you're about to get made fun of. And it's gonna be so

1:01:06

funny if it's somebody else that's getting it. But when

1:01:08

it's you, you're like, oh that's funny. But

1:01:10

yeah, it's that's

1:01:13

a hilarious dynamic in their family. Like I know when I

1:01:15

get in the car, you're about

1:01:17

to get roasted. I'm alone. I'm

1:01:20

alone and I'm fighting everybody. Uh.

1:01:22

But yeah, she's she's quite funny. My

1:01:25

new wife from the Daily Mail. The

1:01:27

story says, now you're talking about you. No, no, I

1:01:29

know. That's why I stopped and said the Daily Mail.

1:01:31

I also realized that er, my new

1:01:35

wife, never told me she was in one hundred and sixty

1:01:37

thousand dollars in debt.

1:01:38

Now we're married and she wants me to clear it

1:01:40

for her.

1:01:40

Stop. But I think that's common in

1:01:43

that debt goes into a marriage. Not

1:01:45

telling sucks. Yes, Now,

1:01:47

Lunchbox, when you got married,

1:01:50

was there any death that I either want to be brought into the

1:01:52

marriage?

1:01:53

No at all.

1:01:55

You went in free and clear. Ah

1:01:57

that I can think of.

1:01:58

I mean call are house

1:02:02

besides that that I can think of?

1:02:04

No, sure. And then Eddie, Yeah,

1:02:06

my wife, My wife had debt, a lot of debt

1:02:08

because I she had opened a bunch of credit cards

1:02:11

and had this debt. And so I told her dad

1:02:13

before we got married, before I propose, I'm like,

1:02:15

hey, before we get married, I gotta like, you

1:02:17

gotta clear that debt. I really don't want

1:02:19

to start our marriage off in debt.

1:02:22

And he goes, you know what, that's actually really smart,

1:02:24

And I'm glad you thought of that.

1:02:25

Like Lunchbox, this is the one thing Lunchbox looks

1:02:27

up to you for.

1:02:28

Yeah.

1:02:28

I I every time I see a story Eddie,

1:02:30

I'm like, that is the greatest thing Eddie has

1:02:32

ever done on this planet is sat

1:02:34

down father in law and said, look, Bill this

1:02:37

out's gonna be.

1:02:39

Bill. That's mine. That's mine too.

1:02:42

He nailed it. That's both of our Yeah.

1:02:44

Do you know though I've never said that, we

1:02:46

still have the joke. It's a joke to me. I

1:02:48

like to do bits right, even if nobody else

1:02:50

thinks it's a bit like I'll play Freezo with the

1:02:52

dog, I'll grow my hair out.

1:02:56

A long time ago, when my

1:02:58

wife and I were dating, and then right when we got engaged,

1:03:01

I was like, I don't know what to call you talking

1:03:03

to him, my father in law. What

1:03:05

are And he gave me like four options and I was like,

1:03:07

I don't know. That feels weird. Options I don't

1:03:09

remember. And I've

1:03:12

never said his name. Yeah, at this point

1:03:14

it's weird. And I'll say this, I love him,

1:03:16

but it's now a bit. I have never once said

1:03:18

his name to him. I don't say I don't even address

1:03:20

him as anything. I'm just like, hey, uh huh. Sometimes

1:03:23

be like just

1:03:25

to get his a ten him look a her

1:03:28

mom, No problem, say it all the time. Yeah, sure,

1:03:30

And I could say his name. It's very easy

1:03:32

to say his name. You just said his name, Bill, his

1:03:34

name. I don't say that. I don't say that word and somebody's

1:03:37

like, uh, what do you have? And I'm like, I have a dollar,

1:03:39

a dollar, a dollar rectangle. I won't even say dollar.

1:03:42

Okay, hold on, but what is your brother in law? Call him?

1:03:46

Because he's in the same position as you a lot of

1:03:48

things. I think DJ called him like dad

1:03:50

dad for a while, and I

1:03:52

think that, and he's still I think that hit

1:03:54

a little funny because it's hilarious. It is funny.

1:03:56

And then now he calls him

1:03:59

his name. They have a kid, so now

1:04:01

they call him like poopy or whatever.

1:04:03

Yeh, that's the best case scenario. When you have a kid,

1:04:06

you can start calling him grandpa.

1:04:07

I'm never gonna address him by name.

1:04:09

I'm gonna die been my deathbed and

1:04:11

he's gonna outlive me because he's super in shape.

1:04:13

And he's gonna be like, Okay, now will you say it.

1:04:15

I'm gonna go no,

1:04:19

not today. That's a bit. That's

1:04:22

like a four year bit. We're in the middle of over there,

1:04:24

all right. So yeah, this story was

1:04:26

I got me ready yesterday and last night my wife drops

1:04:29

the bomb of me that she's one hundred and sixty thousand dollars

1:04:31

in debt. See That sucks on her though, for not

1:04:33

telling him. That probably wouldn't have been a

1:04:35

deal breaker. If they're gonna get married he loves or they'll figure

1:04:37

it out. But that sucks to tell him a day

1:04:39

after the wedding. I mean that's already a red flag and you

1:04:41

just married her. What you do is you

1:04:43

wait like nine months and

1:04:46

then you go no, no, no. If you're hurt, I would follow

1:04:48

me, you know. If you're hurt, you're like, oh my god, I didn't know

1:04:50

this. I've one

1:04:53

hundred and sixty thousand. Oh no,

1:04:55

no, no, you're missing the point. It's still dishonest.

1:04:57

Yeah, yeah, but you want to be dishonest where he's not as mad minor

1:05:00

practical solutions. Yours are like real good,

1:05:03

healthy solutions. But also, you did go

1:05:05

to your father in law like pay it or I'm out. Would

1:05:08

you have been out if he didn't pay it? No,

1:05:11

it's kind of like my last shot. I just like, let me just see

1:05:13

what happens.

1:05:15

Are you sure?

1:05:16

Nah?

1:05:16

I think so, And but I'm telling you, dude. The way he responded

1:05:18

was so cool. He was like, actually, I respect that, And

1:05:22

I was like, thank God. A lot of father in law's don't giving you that

1:05:24

respect. An alligator bites off a fisherman's

1:05:26

hand on a golf course. A Florida

1:05:28

fisherman experienced to horrifying a counter at a golf course

1:05:31

pond. A massive alligator attacked him,

1:05:33

tearing off his hand as bystanders watched in shock.

1:05:36

Witness Ron Priest recounted the harrowing moment,

1:05:38

saying, while the guy was on the ground, the gator got

1:05:41

the guy's hand and then the two rolled. Boy, that gator

1:05:43

roll yea. When he grabs you a boo boo. That's

1:05:45

like the gate's trying to knock you out. So you're fully

1:05:48

done and they can just drag you back in the water. I'm trying to rip

1:05:50

whatever he's gotten his mouth off of you. The

1:05:52

nine foot reptile then retreated into the water, leaving

1:05:55

the angler badly injured. Nine foot They

1:05:57

called nine one one, and

1:05:59

that's reason to call name one. Yeah.

1:06:03

The emergency responders swiftly airlifted

1:06:05

the inter fishermen of the hospital in Orlando. They

1:06:08

trapped and removed the aggressive alligator from the pond.

1:06:10

Hopefully they just put.

1:06:11

It back in the water because the alligator We're just doing what alligators

1:06:13

do live in life. No, they don't. They take they put

1:06:15

them somewhere else. No, they take

1:06:18

them to the farm. They release them. The farm with the

1:06:20

alligators is a lot of open field, know, the everglades,

1:06:22

like the swamp. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, they

1:06:24

take them out of they killed them. No, no, no, what

1:06:26

I mean. I don't know if if if you kill a

1:06:28

man, then they probably do. I'll think

1:06:31

because sometimes it's allergator said. If it's

1:06:33

just aggressive like a bear, that's sometimes I'll put them down. Yeah,

1:06:35

I know. Hopefully they take them to alligator

1:06:37

land. Yeah, and let them run free. That's

1:06:40

from Fox thirty five Orlando. You

1:06:42

only need to walk to so many steps per week, Dad,

1:06:44

three years to your life, ten thousand, five thousand

1:06:46

steps three times per week. Hey, you're

1:06:48

doing too much work, Wady, take a load

1:06:50

off. You're getting too much, getting too healthy. It's

1:06:53

estimated by the World Health Organization

1:06:55

that twenty seven point five percent of adults and eighty one percent

1:06:57

of adolescents are physically inactive. Anytime

1:07:00

I did the steps thing, which has been very few, But

1:07:03

I get obsessed with everything that I do. If I commit to it, I

1:07:05

get obsessed there's there's

1:07:07

never light commitment, there's

1:07:09

I'm committed, and then it gets borderline where it's

1:07:11

all I can think about. When I would do the steps

1:07:14

thing, I would count my steps and I would watch

1:07:16

Did I do seven? There? It cheated

1:07:18

me. I mean I would watch and as

1:07:21

it went, and then I would constant look at it. See if I had

1:07:23

ten thousand, and I would try and I would then I would test it. Let

1:07:25

me go to thirty and six somethings still accurate. Yeah,

1:07:27

it would drive me crazy. You know who's not mallwalking

1:07:29

anymore? Morgan?

1:07:31

Morgan, Morgan, Why aren't you malwalking anymore?

1:07:34

Well, I got vertigo, so I couldn't do it,

1:07:36

and then you know, now I just have to pick it back

1:07:38

up again. But vertigo really knocked me down

1:07:40

for a while.

1:07:41

Literally, yeah for real.

1:07:44

So is this something you want to get back

1:07:46

into. Do you miss your me malls and Papa's there at

1:07:48

the mall?

1:07:48

Yeah?

1:07:49

I do.

1:07:49

I want to start walking again. And I have been walking

1:07:51

outside more too. That's helped because it's getting

1:07:53

nicer out. I was doing the mallwalks, so it's so cold

1:07:55

outside.

1:07:56

Uh, there's a guy. I don't know if you've seen the story. It's a national

1:07:59

news story. But it did happen at Luke

1:08:01

Bryan's Nashville bar. Oh Man, the guy's

1:08:03

twenty two years old. He's still reported missing after being

1:08:05

kicked out of the bar. I know, Eddie,

1:08:07

this is the story that you've been obsessed with it. I can't stop thinking

1:08:09

about it.

1:08:10

What do you know as of now?

1:08:11

Well, as of now, they've got I mean

1:08:13

I'm talking about like five or six different angles of

1:08:15

surveillance, and then businesses are coming out with more

1:08:17

surveillance of just kind of tracking

1:08:20

where he went. Now they know where

1:08:22

he went, the area that he went. When

1:08:24

he was man, he was really really drunk.

1:08:26

So Lunchbucks, what do you know about this? Why did he get kicked

1:08:28

out of the bar?

1:08:29

H he was intoxicated, I guess,

1:08:31

probably stumbling around and they said,

1:08:33

hey, had enough to drink, you're out

1:08:35

of here. And then you see him on

1:08:37

the videos, like walking down the street, bumping

1:08:40

up against walls, looks like he fell down at

1:08:42

one point, looks like he's on his phone

1:08:44

at one point, and

1:08:46

then he gets to where

1:08:49

the bridge is by the river. Yeah,

1:08:51

and you can see the river. Yeah, he's

1:08:54

one hundred yards away and I'm like.

1:08:56

Oh boy, but they I'm assuming they've checked

1:08:58

the river.

1:08:58

They've checked the river that area,

1:09:00

so they've called off the search in that area. But

1:09:02

at that point, like the river just kind of flows,

1:09:05

it flows.

1:09:05

Yeah, I think what I think is that he maybe

1:09:08

dropped his phone or he just fell into the river

1:09:10

and the current took him and eventually

1:09:13

he'll be found way downstream.

1:09:15

We don't know. Approximately at nine forty

1:09:17

five he was askedally the bar. It wasn't even like one in the morning.

1:09:20

Yeah, it was early.

1:09:21

It was early, and he was already

1:09:24

gone.

1:09:25

They got separated.

1:09:26

The boys called him and he said, I'm walking back to my hotel.

1:09:28

They thought nothing about it, and when his fraternity

1:09:30

brothers return to the Tempo Hotel less than a mile away,

1:09:33

they found his room key, but no signs of him.

1:09:36

Did he just forget the room? Could have just left

1:09:38

the room key there.

1:09:40

They showed us security video on March thirteenth showing

1:09:42

him crossing. Yeah, and the Today Show

1:09:45

had it. It's now become a national story. I saw Luke

1:09:47

even talk about it. But it's definitely

1:09:49

not Luke's fault. And these artists don't even really

1:09:51

own own the bar. They at least their name to the rights for

1:09:53

the most part, and it just sucks

1:09:55

that everything's attached to Luke. I know, every

1:09:58

time they talk about it, they were like, Luke's came him

1:10:00

out right, Yeah, so yeah,

1:10:02

there's that. I

1:10:04

tell you, I'm covin quite the dog day yesterday,

1:10:06

Stanley. Let me end the news

1:10:08

because this is not news.

1:10:09

I don't just want to tell you the story outside of the news.

1:10:11

Right news Bobby's story.

1:10:16

So in the morning, I wake up

1:10:18

and I take Stanley out and and Eller,

1:10:20

but this is a basically a Stanley story

1:10:23

and he's fine. So I wake up

1:10:25

three point thirty four am, whatever the time is. I open

1:10:27

the doors. They go out into the yard to use the bathroom,

1:10:30

come back in. And they always come back in because I know there's

1:10:32

food directly following. That's the system

1:10:34

we have, or they'll just stay out. It's hard to get them back

1:10:36

in and it's dark outside, so the

1:10:38

food's always there. They know out pee

1:10:41

poop back in. And also

1:10:43

I've been working on Stanley. With Stanley and because

1:10:46

I've had him longer than Eller, and I'll go I

1:10:48

told you guys a song I sing right, Mmm, I

1:10:51

don't remember peepe pee pee pee

1:10:53

pee pete pee.

1:10:54

Or poop poop poop, poop, poop,

1:10:57

poop poop.

1:10:58

And also you know, no, no, no, I

1:11:02

honestly think they know that's the bathroom

1:11:04

song, because anytime they

1:11:06

go out, I sing that out loud to them,

1:11:08

and if I do it enough times and they associated using the bathroom,

1:11:10

I think they know that's the bathroom. That's awesome. Not

1:11:13

one hundred percent certain, but I do

1:11:15

think that's the case. And so Stanley goes

1:11:17

out, comes back and it's fine, I go, I do the show,

1:11:19

I come back home, and Stanley's

1:11:22

got a crazy limp, I

1:11:24

mean a hard limp on his front

1:11:26

right leg, and he stays injured because

1:11:29

he's a bulldog and they're just bred weary weekly ell

1:11:32

or by the way, million bucks. She'll run

1:11:34

through plate of glass, then eat the

1:11:36

whole play of glass and be having a great day. Yeah,

1:11:38

And so Josie, doctor Josie,

1:11:40

my vet. But he's also a really good friend of ours. I

1:11:43

called her yesterday. I said, hey, Sanley's

1:11:46

limping like crazy. And I also don't want

1:11:48

to be the person who like calls me for concert tickets.

1:11:50

I don't want to call her all the time and be like, can

1:11:52

you fix my dog? Like I just like a friendly

1:11:54

phone call, but we're that close, so I'll be

1:11:56

like what. She loves Stanley because she is

1:11:58

at the house a lot. She knows him, and so

1:12:01

she's like, I need you to go down to

1:12:03

where it is, and I just like squeeze hard on his

1:12:05

arm and every and every place because

1:12:07

dogs have not four legs, two legs

1:12:10

and two arms. Follow

1:12:12

me here, four legged pets, I hear you, But actually

1:12:14

not true, because they only have acls and MCLs

1:12:16

and their back two legs. Now, I get it, But if they don't

1:12:18

stand up, like if they walked, if that was an

1:12:21

option for them to walk on their two legs,

1:12:23

then for sure you say they have two legs, I

1:12:25

hear you. However, you wear bracelets

1:12:27

on your arms, and that's where Stanley Ward has a bracelets

1:12:29

on. So I'm down

1:12:31

and I'm like and it sucks, and I'm squeezing

1:12:34

his shoulder, squeezing his his elbow.

1:12:38

And pap nothing. But then he's

1:12:40

limping again.

1:12:41

And so I sent her a message like midnight last night,

1:12:44

and I was like, I don't know what I don't

1:12:46

know what to do, honestly, like somebody's dying.

1:12:48

I don't what do I need help?

1:12:51

And I look over at Elder and she's like, give me some attention. And

1:12:54

if you've listened to the show, you know Elder's been We

1:12:56

found Elder adopted Eller, and she

1:12:59

was very aggress when we first got

1:13:01

her because she was a street dog. And

1:13:03

now she is awesome because we just

1:13:05

gave her consistency. Like she

1:13:08

wasn't awesome always because all she wanted to do was bite

1:13:11

and fight, because that's all that's what she had to do to survive.

1:13:14

But we just were consistent with

1:13:16

her in discipline and

1:13:18

love and rules, and she

1:13:20

is the most loving dog ever in that

1:13:23

I think I needed that even in my marriage. I didn't

1:13:25

have a lot of consistency growing up as a kid, and

1:13:27

for me, I used to be very aggressive, not

1:13:30

in fight ways like a dog, not in not

1:13:32

in physical ways, but

1:13:35

trigger me. I used to

1:13:37

just jump on people on the air. I would just let's

1:13:40

fight, let's go. But I feel like.

1:13:43

Seeing that with Elder has been really good

1:13:45

for me.

1:13:46

There's this movie coming out, Arthur the King,

1:13:48

which is all about a dog and Mark

1:13:50

Wahlberg. It's actually in theaters

1:13:53

tomorrow, and it's a true story and it's

1:13:55

about this dog that just like followed them and

1:13:57

then ends up being their buddy and help.

1:14:00

A crazy, true, amazing

1:14:03

story.

1:14:03

And so I was just thinking about, well, I'm dealing with

1:14:05

the Stanley thing right now, and doctor Jonesie,

1:14:07

if you're listening, come by the house. I need

1:14:10

to. But just how Ella

1:14:12

has been and the growth that she's had, and she's

1:14:14

just she's almost now so needy

1:14:16

for love and just not aggressive,

1:14:18

and it's super cool. I mean, if anybody else is

1:14:20

a dog and kind of went through this, if there's a story

1:14:23

that it is familiar, you

1:14:25

can always hit us up and let us know. You

1:14:28

know, we have some stuff that we can probably give you

1:14:30

to. But you know, it's a it's

1:14:32

a cool movie. What's it called, Arthur the King?

1:14:34

Arthur the King. It's not about King Arthur.

1:14:36

No. I thought for a second it might be. But

1:14:38

you know what, it's been a while since we've had a good dog movie,

1:14:41

So that's cool.

1:14:41

I love dog movies.

1:14:42

Arthur the King it's in theaters tomorrow. What

1:14:46

was it I read the book probably with

1:14:49

dog movies for the most part is they die at the end

1:14:51

for the most part, Yeah, Betho, I

1:14:54

don't know, but Beethoven wasn't real.

1:14:56

What's the one's one?

1:14:58

I read the book and I cried on an airplane to somebody

1:15:00

thought it was so weird old No. I

1:15:02

watched that movie. I was like, oh

1:15:05

my god, crying now, Oh,

1:15:07

don't spoil it. What happened?

1:15:09

Who knows?

1:15:09

Man dog goes forever. I

1:15:13

think some people think when I say this

1:15:16

certain thing that it's lame, or it's vague, or

1:15:19

it's easy, it's not sensational. But

1:15:21

I think consistency is the absolute hardest

1:15:23

thing to achieve, if it's at work, if it's with people.

1:15:25

I was a minute ago mentioning l Or, our dog that we

1:15:27

adopted, who when we got her, she's puppy,

1:15:29

she's by herself street dog, aggressive

1:15:32

as crap, and we were just very

1:15:34

consistent with her and she's

1:15:36

so loving.

1:15:37

Now.

1:15:37

I feel like my wife has been that first version

1:15:40

of that for me, because I

1:15:42

never really had consistency in much as

1:15:45

a kid growing up, moving around, living with different

1:15:47

folks, just

1:15:51

never was their safety.

1:15:53

And that's okay because I have it now and

1:15:55

it's awesome. But I had to adjust and

1:15:57

it wasn't met in the warmest

1:16:00

way at times. And not because I was like against

1:16:02

it. I just didn't understand it. Consistency,

1:16:06

just showing up. That is a very

1:16:08

difficult thing to do. But that's why it's worth so

1:16:10

much. Yeah, if I go consistencies

1:16:13

like priorities and consistencies two

1:16:15

big parts of my life that I try to be really good

1:16:17

at. And so they're like, no, that's lame,

1:16:19

that's vague. I don't feel like it is. And

1:16:22

Richard and Wisconsin is on the phone right now. Hey,

1:16:24

Richard, I was talking about Eller that we adopted. What

1:16:26

is your story?

1:16:28

So my sister went to get a puppy

1:16:32

from this these these people, and

1:16:34

they had her the

1:16:36

puppies mom and

1:16:39

sure, her name is Lady. She's my dog now. And

1:16:42

she sent me up my six Hir sent

1:16:44

me a picture of this dog and

1:16:46

she looked so sad and so beautiful,

1:16:49

but so just pitiful, and

1:16:52

she had she was chaining the girl. And I said,

1:16:55

that is unacceptable. Bring

1:16:57

her to me. I will

1:16:59

pay whatever it takes, I will cover your

1:17:01

gas. Bring her to me. And

1:17:05

she when she first got to me, she

1:17:07

was very standoffish, and

1:17:09

I just gave her a lump. I mean, I just gave

1:17:12

her whatever she needed. I was always there for

1:17:14

her when she needed attention, but

1:17:16

I didn't force an on her. And eventually she

1:17:18

started coming over and getting

1:17:21

closer to me, and now she won't

1:17:23

leave my side. I mean, I A I

1:17:25

did, like you said, consistency.

1:17:27

And I'm assuming.

1:17:28

And at the beginning stages

1:17:30

of whatever bond you guys had, it wasn't

1:17:32

like, oh, he's there, let me come over immediately

1:17:34

and just be loving.

1:17:35

No, No, there's tests.

1:17:37

I would test. I would listen, I'm unfairly

1:17:39

to my wife. I'd be like, let me test her, let me see

1:17:41

if let me see if I do this, if she'll leave, not

1:17:44

because of anything she had done, but even with the dogs,

1:17:46

I'm assuming this. This pit bull

1:17:49

was like, I'll give you just a little bit, let's see what happens

1:17:51

then, right.

1:17:53

Yeah, So like she'd get closer and closer,

1:17:56

and eventually she climbed up on the

1:17:58

coult next to me, And

1:18:00

when she did, I.

1:18:01

Mean, yeah,

1:18:03

it's it's it's what we need as people.

1:18:06

It's what we need, is I see we I do feel

1:18:09

like I'm an animal sometimes, but you're a dog.

1:18:11

But lit'sten edit, you're in a By the way, let

1:18:13

me give Richard something here. Richard, don't hang

1:18:15

up. I have a two hundred and fifty dollars cash gift card for

1:18:17

you. So it's a gift car, but it's not cash. We can

1:18:19

spend it whatever you want. Yeah, he can spend it what you I appreciate

1:18:22

you that story and that vulnerability. So

1:18:24

we're gonna give you this two hundred and fifty dollars gift card thanks

1:18:26

to Arthur the King in theaters tomorrow, which

1:18:28

made me think about the dog story.

1:18:29

But dude, also, aside.

1:18:31

From whatever we're doing here, like for you to see

1:18:33

a picture of it and go bring it and I'll just put the work

1:18:35

in like that says a lot about your character.

1:18:37

Man, It's super cool to talk to you.

1:18:40

I needed somebody to do that for me. Yeah,

1:18:43

and I and somebody gave me that chance,

1:18:45

and I feel like I'm just paying it back.

1:18:48

Well, I really appreciate that. And what's the what's the

1:18:50

dog's name?

1:18:52

Her name is Lady May?

1:18:54

Was Lady May already named? Did you name her Lady May?

1:18:58

So she was named Lady

1:19:01

Yeah? And I just kind of said, you

1:19:03

know what, I'm gonna add something to it. I'm

1:19:05

gonna I'm gonna make it more.

1:19:07

Personal when

1:19:09

you got it, because I got the dog before Stanley.

1:19:11

His name was Dusty. He had him for thirteen years. I

1:19:14

loved him.

1:19:14

I dedicated my second book to him.

1:19:17

But he was a small pit bull. But he

1:19:19

came from a puppy mill. That's how I even knew it existed.

1:19:21

The news had a story they just raided his puppy

1:19:23

mill. They're all these puppies, and I was like, I have

1:19:26

no idea why I was drawn at that day, at that time

1:19:28

to grab that dog, don't know, but it

1:19:30

was like my best best, best friend, closest.

1:19:34

Was it a puppy mill situation or was it just chained

1:19:36

somewhere because somebody was neglecting the dog.

1:19:39

So she was two and a half when

1:19:41

I got her, and she had four lenders of puppies.

1:19:45

She was very much a puppy mill.

1:19:47

Yeah that sucks. Well, thank you Richard for calling.

1:19:49

Don't hang up. I want to get you this. Maybe

1:19:51

you can buy some dog toys or something. Go

1:19:54

or buy like one dog toy and

1:19:56

didn't lie to lady man.

1:19:57

Be like, I spent all my cards on this and you go get you some

1:19:59

crabs. We won't know the right. But and

1:20:02

you're an adoptive father.

1:20:03

Yeah, I assume this situation

1:20:06

is similar ish with what you go through.

1:20:08

Oh yeah, Consistency is so key.

1:20:11

I mean, you know for

1:20:13

all of us, right, I mean for every single like you said,

1:20:15

every single one of us. It's just we

1:20:17

want to know what's for dinner. We want to know we're gonna

1:20:19

eat today. We want to know if we're going to go to school

1:20:22

today, do we have the weekend? Is are we going

1:20:24

to go on it? Summertime? We're going to go on a trip? Like

1:20:26

that? Consistency and dude, it took when

1:20:28

we adopted our son, it took forever

1:20:31

because he never had it, never

1:20:33

had consistency, and so he would

1:20:36

ask, you know, like, are we going to eat dinner today? And be

1:20:38

like, but it's been two years, we eat

1:20:40

dinner every day at this time, and he's just like.

1:20:42

Right, there were probably so many times he did not get

1:20:44

dinner.

1:20:44

Yeah, So therefore he's

1:20:47

like, are we yeah, man, stuff

1:20:49

you don't think about. But the one, dude, I really struggled

1:20:51

with was the testing, because you know, for me, I

1:20:53

don't understand why anyone would want to test

1:20:56

over and over, you know, just like why are

1:20:58

you trying to make me so mad at you? And

1:21:00

I mean now you know, now I understand,

1:21:02

but at the time, like it makes no sense to

1:21:05

someone that doesn't have that kind of trauma. But man, now

1:21:07

it makes perfect sense. We or whomever

1:21:09

I sin say, we the person

1:21:11

who's dealing with it, or the the

1:21:13

dog. They want to see if they can

1:21:16

believe in that consistency. And if

1:21:18

we put you in a situation that's a little harder than normal

1:21:20

and if you'll still be there, we then will believe a little

1:21:22

more. Yeah. Otherwise, maybe you're just doing it

1:21:24

when it's easy, right, because we always had stuff when it was easy,

1:21:27

like if there was some money this week, we

1:21:30

had a meal, we had three meals, it was cool, we had shoes.

1:21:33

But when it was tough, that's when

1:21:36

we'd be like, oh, we don't have it again. So we're gonna make it a little

1:21:38

tougherre that toughness, just to see

1:21:40

if it's still gonna be there. Man, I

1:21:43

appreciate that call, Richard Eddie, I appreciate

1:21:45

that story. Man. Yeah, let's uh

1:21:47

let's take a break. We'll come back. Thank

1:21:50

you guys for listening. Bobby Bone show. Hold on one second,

1:21:54

I have the top ten dream jobs worldwide.

1:21:57

We're not really gonna play a game. We'll just see what

1:21:59

would your dream job? Remove this from

1:22:02

it, because obviously this is your dream

1:22:04

job. Yeah yeah, with all your friends

1:22:06

about hanging out, buddy, buddy, yeah, dream

1:22:08

Yeah, what is your dream dream

1:22:10

job? Lunchbox? Go, what's number one?

1:22:12

Pro athlete?

1:22:14

Okay, I mean yeah, that's a good dream job.

1:22:17

I think for that job though, and on this

1:22:19

list, it's things you can actually achieve.

1:22:21

Oh, it'd be tough to be a pro athlete

1:22:24

if you aren't genetic, unless you want

1:22:26

to be a bowler. I think anybody be a bowler. I think could be a

1:22:28

golfer. No, no, even then,

1:22:30

none of us could pro golfer.

1:22:32

I don't think so. Even then genetically

1:22:35

we worked every day.

1:22:36

Dude, I don't know.

1:22:37

Man, okay, so athlete

1:22:39

fair because I didn't give the right parameters.

1:22:41

Eddie Fisherman Okay,

1:22:43

I want to be like a fishing guide charter

1:22:46

guy.

1:22:46

Okay, good.

1:22:47

One lunchbox another one gambler

1:22:51

that you could do pro gambler Hey,

1:22:53

not for long, but that you could

1:22:55

do. Eddie astronaut that

1:22:58

that's intrigued to go to space.

1:23:01

Absolutely, you would do this, Betos, you get

1:23:03

on the flight that go where no

1:23:05

man has gone before.

1:23:06

The men have gone there or at least lied about it.

1:23:08

Well that's true. Oh here we go. Conspiracy.

1:23:12

Uh.

1:23:12

Mine would probably be like

1:23:15

a coach man.

1:23:17

That's stressful. Yeah, I don't mind stress.

1:23:19

It's not stressed that I like. But

1:23:22

I'd love to compete and it can't

1:23:24

compete and that's just trauma

1:23:26

speaking hello trauma here. Need to prove

1:23:28

on as good. I need to prove I'm

1:23:31

worthy. I think a coach would be

1:23:33

cool. The top ten

1:23:36

dream jobs worldwide. Number

1:23:38

ten an entrepreneur, Now that is very again

1:23:40

that's a very big term, but it's you want to start your own

1:23:42

thing from scratch, build a business and

1:23:44

go.

1:23:44

Number nine a firefighter.

1:23:46

Wow. I admire firefighters

1:23:49

because I think

1:23:51

physically I could do it. However I don't

1:23:53

have the heart to do it. Noons, Oh

1:23:56

yeah, everybody else would be going in. It'd be

1:23:58

like the one person in high school and we

1:24:01

got into a big fight against another team and

1:24:04

is a rival team football, baseball

1:24:06

and so somebody hit somebody. Both dugouts

1:24:09

cleared and they're just it's everybody throwing. I

1:24:11

didn't leave the bench. They're

1:24:13

like, yeah, let them handle that. Yeah, And I was like,

1:24:15

I'm not getting beat up. And I

1:24:18

was rooting for my team. Don't get me wrong, but I'm not brave

1:24:20

like that. No chance, so firefighter.

1:24:23

I admire firefighters

1:24:25

and police officers and

1:24:27

people that put themselves at risk for others

1:24:29

because I am such a coward. But

1:24:33

good for you guys. I do think physically I could do it. Just

1:24:35

because you're wondering number

1:24:38

eight lawyer, Number seven teacher

1:24:41

dream job. No, that's not a dream job. I

1:24:43

don't know about that. I

1:24:45

think a teacher would be cool. In

1:24:47

our culture, we don't give teachers

1:24:50

the respect.

1:24:51

And we don't pay them like they should.

1:24:53

And what I mean is, yeah, there are bad

1:24:55

teachers, but sometimes teachers

1:24:58

are bad because we don't pay much

1:25:01

and they can get that job. Imagine if we lifted and we

1:25:03

paid teachers more, you'd have higher

1:25:06

achieving folks wanting to be teachers, right

1:25:08

Like, if we treated them better. If there's some great teachers

1:25:11

aren't getting pad why they're suposed to get and the real story.

1:25:13

The investment would go into our children, like

1:25:15

good teachers equals like you know, smarter

1:25:18

kids. And I hear you, but most people don't want to hear aout what's going

1:25:20

to happen twy years from now? Honestly, Like that's not

1:25:22

how when you have kids, you do no, no, no, because

1:25:24

that's all I live for. Even then, people

1:25:26

are worried what's going to happen in a week when they

1:25:29

get paid and how they can survive? Right,

1:25:31

And it's it's fun. It's like fairy tale land to be like

1:25:33

I root for things that'd be great in twenty

1:25:35

years and it is. You do worry about that, but you

1:25:37

don't worry about that. What you're worried about is what's happening

1:25:39

in a week and in two weeks and if you can

1:25:41

pay your car payment and so yes,

1:25:44

that is of concern, but

1:25:47

it's not so much of a worry.

1:25:48

But how to fix that short term is okay.

1:25:53

It's like a a a nonprofit that

1:25:55

pays their ceo a bunch of money.

1:25:58

They should if they're worth it, because you could pay

1:26:00

somebody nothing that somebody could be a CEO of a nonprofit

1:26:02

for free, and the nonprofit can make fifty thousand

1:26:05

dollars, and you're like, look at this, he's working

1:26:07

for free fifty thousand dollars. Or you could hire someone from

1:26:09

the private sector. Really smood crushes

1:26:12

and goes, I'm going to pay you one million dollars, you

1:26:15

know, but it's a nonprofit. But this person comes

1:26:17

in and makes fifty million dollars.

1:26:19

Now you're looking at a difference of forty nine

1:26:21

million dollars because you paid somebody one million

1:26:23

versus paying somebody nothing

1:26:26

and they make fifty thousand. Same thing with teachers.

1:26:28

You didn't run for office, dude with

1:26:31

that mentality, Well I don't.

1:26:35

Yeah, I'm going to have to give you one other

1:26:37

nugget because I'm not going to talk about it a whole lot. I got

1:26:39

approached again to write a different book, yes

1:26:42

two days ago, and they were

1:26:44

like, hey, we really want you to write another book, like an

1:26:46

adult book, not a porn book, an adult book because

1:26:49

I wrote a kid's book. I wrote a kid's book, okay,

1:26:51

And I said, I don't have the capacity right now if your podcast,

1:26:53

I got a new TV show I'm about to start shooting. I'm

1:26:56

doing too much access And

1:26:58

they said, well, you're already kind of da da

1:27:00

da, And and your story of when you almost ran for

1:27:02

office is wild.

1:27:04

Would you tell it? It's just so toxic?

1:27:07

Yeah, that that environment so And

1:27:09

what happened to me while I was thinking about any

1:27:11

for office, what somebody did that was already

1:27:13

in the process, that was like political.

1:27:16

What they did to me was so dirty,

1:27:18

dog and hilarious that

1:27:22

that's the only reason I'm consider writing it out of spite

1:27:25

because of that doctor

1:27:28

at six.

1:27:29

Yeah, it'd be cool doctor, a lot of pressure.

1:27:31

You wuld talk about pressure being a coach, a

1:27:34

doctor like one slight one. I guess it's a surgeon,

1:27:36

but yeah, just a dumb talking about the doctor that can play

1:27:38

golf and like, oh yeah, I got an appointment

1:27:40

in like five hours, I'll be there, don't worry about me.

1:27:43

Yeah, I'd want to like do brain stuff if I was going to be a

1:27:45

doctor, make a difference. Yeah, yeah,

1:27:47

like oncology, like try

1:27:49

to help folks with cancer.

1:27:52

An influencer for sure.

1:27:54

Well yeah, easy money. Not as

1:27:56

easy as you think, however, Okay, but

1:27:59

easy easy once you're there. Hard

1:28:01

to get there, But once you're there, what do you do? Just

1:28:03

do some videos?

1:28:04

Post some stuff, but it's really hard to get there.

1:28:06

Yeah, it'd be like people going look

1:28:08

at you and Eddie and Lunchbox in the studios just ducking

1:28:10

around, or like we're not we're I mean, we

1:28:12

took a long time to get here.

1:28:16

Psychologist. That'd be funny. No over based problems,

1:28:19

Oh you think, Yeah, I'd.

1:28:20

Be like priests. I'd like to be a priest. The only part I like to be is that when

1:28:22

I sit in that room and be like, what would you like to confess

1:28:24

to? That's the only part I'd

1:28:26

like about the dream. Yeah, no, I want to hear the confession.

1:28:29

I'd be like, Okay, I'd be like

1:28:31

during I am not that messed up. Number

1:28:34

three a model, and I do feel

1:28:36

like that's a bit of genetic Yeah,

1:28:39

like you can change your but to be a model,

1:28:41

you got if you're a dude, you gotta

1:28:43

have a certain frame.

1:28:44

Sure you can work out, but they're not going to take

1:28:46

me and make me a model.

1:28:47

That's just not getting Probably not unless i'm modeling

1:28:50

glasses or something.

1:28:52

Hands hand models. Sure, traditional

1:28:55

model, I'm not gonna get any work. Number two

1:28:57

a flight attendant. You could do that. I

1:28:59

think you like the idea of traveling around man.

1:29:02

But you know what, I always think, like, wow, that's cool.

1:29:04

They get to go to Hawaii, but then they could come right

1:29:06

back. Yeah, and then they have to go somewhere

1:29:08

else right after that. It would be like if

1:29:11

I'm touring doing stand up or Edie and I are touring doing raging

1:29:13

idiots, people like you go everywhere and I'm

1:29:15

like, we go. No, we go into the back door of theater

1:29:18

and we might have an hour yep. So every

1:29:21

city we've ever been to, we don't really get to explore

1:29:23

them.

1:29:24

But flight attend that you do get.

1:29:25

Like fly for free.

1:29:26

That'd be cool.

1:29:27

Like when you're not working, then you deal with people

1:29:29

too and hydrated. Probably you're

1:29:31

duct taping people every third flight. And

1:29:34

then number one pilot, would

1:29:36

you want to I don't like to fly generally.

1:29:39

I don't want to understand even why

1:29:42

I can fly. And I've said before

1:29:44

I feel like the pilots every time they lift up, they

1:29:46

look at each other and like, we did it again. Can you leave

1:29:48

this craft? This piece of metal is in the air. It's

1:29:51

amazing. It doesn't make sense.

1:29:54

But the number one dream job

1:29:56

worldwide is a pilot. I thought about saying

1:29:58

a pilot, but no, I just yeah, I'm like

1:30:01

you, man, I don't want to be in control of that plane. Like

1:30:03

I stressed out. If I hit four pars in a row

1:30:05

on a golf course, I start stressing out. I'm like, oh,

1:30:07

man, I got a good round going. You mentionine, I'm a surprised

1:30:09

it didn't come to you, or you're like being a dad of four,

1:30:12

that's already my job. I coming stressed out. No,

1:30:15

it's not stressful. It's like, did you just live

1:30:17

day to day, day to day? Just

1:30:20

get through it one day at a time. So

1:30:22

it's not stressful because it is your baseline normal.

1:30:24

It's what it is, and occasionally it gets extra

1:30:26

stressful. Yeah, but put me on a plane

1:30:29

and like, all right, you gotta land this thing, and be like do

1:30:31

I remember how to do this? If

1:30:33

in the movies where they're like the pilot

1:30:36

he died, we need someone to take over,

1:30:39

I'd act like I was asleep, not me.

1:30:42

I put my headphones in so I actually I couldn't hear anybody.

1:30:44

Those are your top ten dream jobs

1:30:47

from job Seeker. I might have said that's want to make

1:30:49

sure I credit that I'm glad everybody's here. Let

1:30:51

me say this tomorrow on the show, Miranda

1:30:53

Lambert in studio, very excited about that.

1:30:56

Monday on the show, Hardy in studio,

1:30:58

very excited about that. We've had no Amy

1:31:00

today. We were not excited about that.

1:31:02

Nope, Amy was not feeling good. She should

1:31:05

be back tomorrow. Although my instruction

1:31:07

to you guys always is, if you don't feel good,

1:31:09

you don't have to come in. Do not feel the pressure to come in because

1:31:12

we're fine for a couple of days, a few days without you.

1:31:14

We need you to get better. But if I know Amy, she

1:31:16

gonna drag herself in. Hey

1:31:20

game, Hey, vomit all over the floor, Be like I'm ready,

1:31:23

I'm ready, Coach Bobby

1:31:25

Boom show sorry up

1:31:27

today.

1:31:28

This story comes us from Indianapolis,

1:31:30

Indiana. A man and his

1:31:32

friends decided to go play a little top golf.

1:31:34

It's where you swing a golf club, hit some golf

1:31:36

balls and he's up, puts the ball

1:31:39

down, I'm gonna drive this one over the

1:31:41

net, goes back, swings

1:31:43

boom.

1:31:44

The gun in his waistband goes off. Oh,

1:31:47

and the shell's.

1:31:48

Laying there and he's like, oh, looks around picks up, puts

1:31:50

his pocket. Dude, He trys to I'd like

1:31:52

nothing happened, plays golf a couple more times.

1:31:54

And goes, guys, we got to get out of here.

1:31:56

They flee.

1:31:57

Only problem is he had an ankle monitor on, so they knew

1:31:59

exactly who's gonna.

1:32:00

God, can you go and play top golf

1:32:02

when you're on pro I guess it would be now he was

1:32:05

supposed to be on home confinement. That's oh, that's

1:32:07

the problem. Depends on what kind of braiks. Okay,

1:32:10

I'm lunchbox.

1:32:10

That's your bonehead story of the day.

1:32:14

Mega millions and powerball jackpots

1:32:17

they're going up. It's over

1:32:19

a billion dollars for the two combined. I guess

1:32:21

the next mega millions seven hundred

1:32:24

and ninety two million, and

1:32:26

so Lunchbox has two weeks to go. Of kindness,

1:32:29

I'm not saying he's gonna win the mega millions, the big one,

1:32:31

but I think he if he believes in whatever

1:32:34

he calls the lottery gods, my

1:32:36

point is, if that's true. I don't

1:32:38

think it is, but I've been wrong about a lot of things.

1:32:40

If there are lottery gods, which he swears by,

1:32:42

yep, you gotta pray to them.

1:32:44

I think, I see, I don't do you pray

1:32:46

to them?

1:32:47

I don't pray to the lottery gods.

1:32:49

You pray to every type of god.

1:32:51

Every type about What about one god that then controls

1:32:53

all things? Yeah? Yeah, he control They

1:32:56

work for him. He has signed the lottery

1:32:58

gods to the lottery Divisi. So that's like a division.

1:33:00

Yeah, so that their own cabicles. Yes, got

1:33:02

it.

1:33:03

So if he can be kind for two weeks.

1:33:06

That'll shift it.

1:33:08

That'll shift and he can And also for his birthday,

1:33:10

we're gonna be kind to him and send him

1:33:12

on a Lamborghini drive. That's nice. Baby's

1:33:15

kind if he's kind for two weeks and doesn't slip

1:33:17

up, so you

1:33:19

can buy your tickets lunchbox. But I don't think

1:33:22

you're gonna win this time. Just letting you know. I wouldn't waste your money, Duode,

1:33:24

you haven't been kind for two weeks.

1:33:25

No, but the cash option one

1:33:27

hundred and eighty one million dollars.

1:33:30

The cash option for five million, I would be like,

1:33:32

oh my god too. That's like that's like if

1:33:34

you win it, you just get it all in the lump. Yes, that's

1:33:37

nice.

1:33:37

You walk into that office and there's three hundred and eighty.

1:33:41

Is it in a bag? No, it doesn't

1:33:43

have a money signed on the bag. You don't walk gallic monopoly

1:33:45

marr. None of that's true.

1:33:48

I would imagine they just wire it to your account. Man,

1:33:50

my account can't hold that. My

1:33:53

bank would be like, what's happening? You think

1:33:55

your digital account even doesn't have space for it?

1:33:57

Not of zeros, So

1:34:00

good luck lunchbox. Oh

1:34:02

man, I just wouldn't play this time.

1:34:04

No, I'm not wasting my money. I'm gonna I'm gonna win. But

1:34:07

that is true.

1:34:07

The bank gets a transfer for that, and they're like,

1:34:09

wait a minute.

1:34:10

What, Yeah, there's probably before

1:34:12

it happens. I don't think they blindly transferred over to the

1:34:14

bank. They were just like, all right,

1:34:16

there's that transfer, eighty bucks, there's that transfer three hundred

1:34:18

whoa seven? Done. I don't say there's probably

1:34:21

a heads up. You're about to get a wire transfer for three hundred

1:34:23

million. This is the lottery office, Oh my goodness.

1:34:25

Oh yeah, Or maybe they give you a cashiers

1:34:27

check.

1:34:28

I don't think that's the case, because that could go to anybody.

1:34:30

That's terrible. That's a terrible idea. We got a big

1:34:32

show tomorrow. On Tomorrow show

1:34:34