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We'll go to the mommitting.

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Hey, welcome to Thursday show. More in studio morning.

0:13

Let's go round the room and check in with everybody, and

0:15

we'll start with our video producer. He's the oldest

0:17

on the show, but when he plays elder versus millennial,

0:19

there's not much he knows. It's Eddie.

0:23

Guys, why did you tell

0:25

me to watch American Nightmare?

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It's crazy?

0:27

Huh oh, it's so crazy, and now

0:29

I can't stop thinking about it.

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Explain to our listeners what

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it's about without spoiling it so

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they know they want to go watch it.

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All I can tell you is some

0:40

buddy goes to the cops and says, my girlfriend's

0:42

been kidnapped overnight.

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This is what happened. And it's a true story. It's a docuseries.

0:46

Yeah, truth.

0:47

And you know what's crazy? I think Lunchbox said this. I kind

0:49

of remember that new story. Yeah I don't, but

0:52

I don't remember any news stories.

0:53

So we do so much news and Lunchbox has the memory

0:56

to remember all the weird news stuff.

0:57

Dude, it's so good and it's a great story.

1:00

Worry, but now it's uh, just

1:02

taking over my mind and I can't stop thinking

1:04

about it for multiple reasons. It's like that, what's

1:06

that documentary watch back in the day, Dear Zachary,

1:08

Oh, don't don't watch it.

1:09

Don't watch I mean it's it's so good though it's

1:12

don't watch.

1:13

Dear Zachary. You never don't stay

1:15

away.

1:15

I mean, it's crazy, it's done

1:17

well, but it's don't watch it.

1:19

Watch it. That's how I felt with this one. I'm like,

1:21

why did I watch this?

1:22

But I didn't feel that way with this one as as

1:24

bad as I did. Dear Zachary, Well, yeah,

1:26

Dear Zachary, do not watch it. It's it's really well done

1:28

there, but don't watch

1:31

which, by the way, elder versus millennials coming up later

1:33

on cool and Lauren wrote that by the way that intro,

1:35

I figured all right, moving on, he has

1:37

trouble singing and key and he still

1:39

hasn't finished his college degree. Lunch Box.

1:43

The Ultima, guys, we all know that it's

1:45

on its last leg. Some days it starts,

1:48

someday it doesn't. But if I get

1:50

a new car, I have to find the Ultimate

1:52

a new home. So I called

1:55

and tried to donate my car, just

1:57

giving it, just giving it

2:00

to a driving school because

2:02

they need cars to teach people to drive, right,

2:05

okay, durable cars. Okay,

2:07

So I called to see if they would want Ultima.

2:09

Okay, I

2:11

thanks for calling a driving

2:13

school.

2:13

That says, I was wondering if you guys

2:16

ever take cars, like if you need cars

2:18

like donated for the driving school?

2:21

You serious? You know we're

2:23

always looking for cars. Let's say, if you're

2:26

serious, I mean, we got to do some you know,

2:28

alterations on it. But what are we talking

2:30

about? Hearing from me for our

2:32

purpose as safety as paramounts. So what's

2:34

the condition of the car.

2:36

Oh yeah, it's in good shapes, never been in

2:38

a wreck. You can check the

2:40

car fax. The car is

2:42

a two thousand and five Nissan Ultima.

2:45

It's got two hundred and sixteen miles

2:47

on it. I mean, this baby is reliable

2:50

to a t.

2:51

Here it is.

2:51

Listen to it.

2:57

I'll be honest with you. She sounds like a butte.

3:00

But I think we're probably gonna have to

3:02

pass on that one.

3:04

Okay, okay, man, all right, Well, I

3:07

was trying to do something for the kids.

3:09

You know, and on behalf of me and

3:12

the kids. I wish you luck

3:14

and moving the car will be honest with you two hundred

3:16

and nineteen thousand. I think you said that

3:18

might be a little even for a charitable donation,

3:21

that might be a danger factor for a lot of people.

3:23

I know. I can't touch it.

3:24

I'm sorry, man.

3:25

Good luck to you, all.

3:26

Right, man, thanks, thanks a lot.

3:27

Will you drive your kids in it?

3:28

Still?

3:29

Yeah?

3:29

So a charity won't take it because it's too dangerous,

3:32

but you'll drive your children in it?

3:33

Yeah, he said, I can't tease the kids in

3:35

it, man, you try it. Man,

3:38

that's not a last one. I got other places I'm looking

3:40

to.

3:40

Why don't you just donate it to one of these

3:42

places that take old beat up cars and use

3:44

the parts. That way they'll take well.

3:46

I don't want them to just rip her apart. Man, she

3:48

still has she can still give. So I have other

3:50

ideas.

3:51

Okay, okay, thank you, lunch box. Our

3:54

next person wants to do more acting. So if you know anyone

3:56

that does it and hit her up, if you know anyone

3:58

casting, all right, there you go.

4:01

So I don't know if you wash the outside

4:03

of fruits and vegetables where you're not eating the

4:06

outside, because it's something we don't think about it's

4:08

a little PSA.

4:09

Bananas don't wash down, oranges don't

4:11

wash the outside.

4:12

Okay, Well, here's the deal, because

4:14

sometimes you like peel the orange and

4:16

then you immediately touch the inside

4:18

of the orange and start eating it. Well,

4:20

you've transferred the bacteria from the outside of the orange

4:23

to the inside.

4:23

Or to touch doorknobs and touch food too,

4:25

So.

4:26

Well, okay, I'm just saying you can also

4:29

maybe your hands aren't involved. You are cutting

4:31

the outside of an avocado. The minute you slice

4:34

in from the outside, the knife is touching outside

4:36

and then voila, it's touching the inside and the

4:38

bacteria is transferred.

4:40

But ay, bit, yeah, not as

4:42

much.

4:42

I mean, well, I started googling it because I thought

4:44

I don't do this, and I did it the other day and I got

4:46

obsessed and I started cleaning the outside of everything.

4:48

We'll see how long that lasts. But the

4:51

CDC did have an article up about

4:53

how there's gross

4:55

stuff on the outside of an avocado when

4:57

they were testing it.

4:58

So just so, if you you're cutting

5:00

into something.

5:02

Which is often like an alvocado.

5:04

Rinse the outside. I guess there'd be a lot of chemicals on it.

5:06

If they're shipping it around.

5:07

And it's just rinse. You're not washing it with like soaper in

5:09

and you put it in the dishwasher and what cycle do you run?

5:12

No, you can either rinse it with water multiple

5:14

times or they make.

5:15

A multiple times got leak.

5:16

Well, just making sure you get it good. And then

5:18

they have a fruit and veggie spray

5:20

that I bought for Mark.

5:22

Sorry sucker, you.

5:24

Got a fruit and veggie spray to spray

5:26

your fruit and veggie down.

5:27

Well, it just made the whole process faster because you

5:29

spray it, let it sit for thirty seconds, and then rinse

5:32

it.

5:32

I can rinse it in ten seconds. Everyone's got to

5:34

rinse it.

5:34

But when you're doing a lot.

5:35

Oh man, they saw you come in really yeah. They were

5:37

like, that's her, that's her, invent this product

5:40

real quick.

5:40

Okay.

5:41

The fact that you sit it there for thirty seconds, you could

5:43

be done eating it already. Rinse

5:45

ten seconds, eat it twenty seconds.

5:47

Boom.

5:48

Okay, Well, I said, if you wanted to get it thoroughly

5:50

cleaned, and there's more than just the chemicals body,

5:52

it's like fecal matter and

5:54

listeria.

5:55

Then bother me and it makes my bread smell better.

5:58

No, that's listerine. Oh my bad. All

6:00

right, go ahead, Ray from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

6:02

He's got the Jalen Waddle jersey on today,

6:05

but can he actually play Bobby Bones?

6:07

So I'm gonna address this one

6:10

time officially on the show. We cannot

6:12

put any music on our podcast at

6:14

all. We have a massive podcast listening

6:16

audience, so

6:19

if you're listening to us now through podcast, we

6:21

cannot put any clips

6:23

of music.

6:24

We can't put it. Even this music playing.

6:26

In my background. Here is this one?

6:27

Okay, yeah, this one.

6:28

This one's fine. It's instrumental.

6:30

I don't know the rules. They always change on us. When

6:32

there's a live performance in we can't put those up.

6:34

But you can watch it on YouTube. You can watch it on Instagram.

6:37

But for some reason, on the podcast, even if we play a

6:39

game with music clips, we can't put it on the podcast.

6:42

So I'm letting everybody listen to the podcast. I wonderbod listen to

6:44

the radio. No, we do a podcast and you should listen to it, except

6:46

you not can to hear any of the music stuff. It's good.

6:48

Is this ever gonna change or what's happening? I mean, it's

6:50

like the Wild Wild West the podcast world. I think everyone's trying

6:52

to figure out what to do. And then obviously on the other side

6:55

you have the companies, the music writes and

6:57

publishers trying to get a cash grab.

6:59

So I think we're trying to figure out what we can do to

7:02

rectify this because to our your

7:04

point, everyone's point, we're using the music.

7:05

Not to make money.

7:06

It's to bring context to a game

7:08

and.

7:08

All that kind of enhance hands our

7:11

editorial exactly.

7:12

Yes, So I feel like at some point we'll be able

7:14

to do a version of that again, but as of right

7:17

now, we cannot.

7:18

So what my statement here is. We talked about

7:20

this a bit yesterday. You watched

7:22

the show on YouTube. Get subscribed to our YouTube

7:24

channel, Go to our Instagram at

7:26

Bobby Bone Show. See a bunch of clips and segments

7:28

there. Listen to the

7:30

podcast. But if you're noticing bits

7:33

are missing, segments are missing, that's why. Because

7:35

we've been put in jail, podcast jail, we're

7:37

actually doing it right now.

7:38

Oh look who's next to me. I guess who's

7:41

next to me in jail?

7:42

Who's that?

7:42

Oh no, you missed it?

7:43

What Chris? That's correct?

7:47

I thought you were doing it.

7:49

I thought you're doing is. I was like, I'll look

7:51

at it.

7:52

I refuse to say, who, let's

7:55

open up the mail bag.

7:57

The game mail and I'm like, all

7:59

the game here.

8:00

It's something we call Bobby's mailbag.

8:03

Yeah, hello, who Bobby

8:05

Bones My boyfriend and I have great chemistry.

8:08

He's very charismatic, but he grew

8:10

up in kind of a backwoods family. He

8:12

never wore shoes until he started school,

8:15

and the first time he wore a tux was over Christmas

8:17

when he went with me and my family to a formal event. It

8:20

was a little awkward because he didn't really know anything about how

8:22

to behave Now he knows

8:24

nothing about etiquette. I really love him, but I

8:26

need him to be able to fit into my social circle.

8:28

Is it unrealistic to think that I can teach a

8:30

grown man to be more refined? Signed

8:33

girlfriend of Grizzly Adams

8:36

to behave Amy.

8:37

You go first, Okay, I think that,

8:40

Yeah, there's things you can do. I'm

8:42

not sure how he's behaving, Like, do

8:44

you not know how to like just be

8:46

in public?

8:47

Because I don't think that's fair.

8:50

Well, she just said he doesn't know how to behave.

8:51

Well, no, no, he got over the behave.

8:53

I think now it's just the tucks and yeah, I

8:55

mean, but I think that's behaving to her.

8:58

It was like something normal to her is not normal to

9:00

him.

9:00

Yeah, it was like when I started, I worked weight to tables

9:02

at a really nice restaurant. I'd never been

9:04

to a restaurant as nice as the restaurant that I worked at, and

9:07

I had to learn little spoon, bigger spoon,

9:09

what side it went on, which glat and I was.

9:11

Like, I was like, this is a this is foreign.

9:13

That sounds weird anyway, and had I but again,

9:15

you're going to a tux event over Christmas. Yeah,

9:18

this family of the girl, they must come

9:20

from money, and

9:23

not in a bad way, but they must do

9:25

things in their family culture that we

9:29

didn't do. And I assume he's

9:31

probably a little

9:33

more country than I was growing up,

9:35

but even then I was pretty country. So

9:38

yes, you can teach him survival

9:40

skills with rich folks, but

9:42

he's never gonna fully get it, and you can't

9:44

hold it against him when he doesn't know it. But you can't think less

9:46

of him because you probably couldn't skin a deer. And when

9:49

the world ends, you know what he's gonna do, freaking skin

9:51

your deer.

9:51

That's right.

9:52

I think this is a good way to put it. Survival

9:54

skills for my

9:56

family or my Yeah, I think it's

9:58

a good way to put it. Sorry, I was taking it more of like

10:00

behavior, like I was picturing the Christmas

10:03

or like just burbing at the table, or I don't know

10:06

what. I wanted more details. But

10:08

if it's etiquette type stuff like.

10:10

That, I think, ye, normal fancy etiquette

10:12

you can learn, but he's

10:14

not going to grow. It's not gonna be his language.

10:17

And if you don't really live in something, it's hard

10:19

to learn the language of the natives.

10:21

Sounds like friends in low places blame

10:24

it all my roots.

10:25

I showed up in boots.

10:26

This sounds like this guy, like this guy's wild going

10:29

into that black tie affair, being like, hey man, it's

10:31

just who I am.

10:33

I thought that she sounds a little snootie,

10:35

a little her family is a little snooty. I feel

10:37

like she doesn't want to be snooty though, Okay,

10:40

she's trying hard to not be, but

10:42

she can't help a little bit of it anyway.

10:44

Maybe she's the first generation to break out of

10:46

the mold.

10:47

She's trying to break out, so girlfriend of Grizzly

10:49

Adams, crazy old reference to by the way, Yeah,

10:52

I don't know who that is Grizzly Adams. I'm like the eighties the

10:54

TV show Lived in the Woods with a Bear No

10:58

Arkansas.

10:58

Ke used to watch it. I'd say it on all the time.

11:01

You can help him,

11:04

and you know what, if you go back to his family, I'm

11:07

sure he's gonna have to help you because it's

11:09

gonna be weird. Yeah. So just

11:11

know that you guys can grow together, but you'll both never

11:13

be fully fluent. He'll never be fully

11:15

fluent and rich and you'll never be fully fluent in

11:17

country.

11:18

There you go, but

11:20

stay together. I bet our parents don't

11:22

like the guy.

11:23

Oh no, for sure, just

11:26

because he doesn't come from

11:28

people that wear tuxes. Who wears a tux

11:31

unless it's like prom or an

11:33

awards show?

11:33

Yeah?

11:34

All right, thank you, thank you. That's it.

11:36

Close the mail bags.

11:37

We got your game mail and we laid

11:39

it on the air.

11:40

Now it's find to clothe Bobby fail

11:42

by you.

11:45

I wanted to play this clip from a Toby

11:47

Keith interview we did back in twenty fourteen.

11:50

You know, we spent most of yesterday's

11:52

show talking about Toby Keith and

11:54

him unfortunately passing away. But there

11:57

were a lot of jokes that we had with

11:59

Toby, a lot of jokes that we had

12:01

just within us about funny things Toby would say

12:03

on and off the air. And so I

12:06

remember once we were talking to Toby Keith about getting

12:08

into politics, and I

12:10

was like, would you ever get into politics? And

12:13

I don't know what I would have said if you asked me if this is on the air or

12:15

not, because we have reference at so many times

12:17

on this show. It's always a funny quote

12:19

that Eddie and I will do on the road where just

12:22

do the quote Eddie before I even play the clip.

12:24

Oh, yeah, I make more money

12:27

and one not in merch than the president does in

12:29

one year.

12:29

Yeah, something like that. I haven't even actually

12:31

heard the clip played back, so.

12:33

I think I got it.

12:34

Who knows if that's even exactly what he said, But

12:36

that's anytime there's a question like hey, how much

12:38

to make don't matter?

12:39

I made more money in merch and one night than.

12:41

Why would get into Yeah? Politics? And

12:43

he can.

12:44

So this is the first clip. This is what he had

12:46

to say, Toby Keith about how much money he can make in a night.

12:48

Do you ever think about running for office?

12:50

Hell? No, no, No, too

12:53

many liars, man, You didn't. I can make more

12:55

in a night than the president makes all year and

12:57

a night.

12:58

You can make over one hundred thousand dollars. You

13:02

brought it up, not me, he makes more than a

13:04

hundred.

13:04

I'm just asking that one and not you can make over one hundred grand.

13:07

Oh yeah, Oh my goodness,

13:10

Holy crap.

13:11

You're simple.

13:12

I am simple.

13:14

Once a president make a year like two fifty?

13:16

Is that what the salary is to the president? The

13:18

two fifty? Right?

13:19

You didn't. Not, you can make over two hundred fifty thousands.

13:21

Have made that much in merch before in

13:23

a night?

13:26

Could I touch you?

13:28

That's funny? And I don't know, maybe four hundred thousand,

13:30

No, I'm not sure. That's ten years ago, So

13:32

don't fact check me on that.

13:34

And it's better that it's combined.

13:36

We condense that.

13:37

Yeah, like I said, we we've done it so many

13:39

times we don't even know how it really happened. But

13:41

that's and then he goes, you're simple.

13:45

We used to do that one a lot too.

13:46

Forgot about it. We don't do that one.

13:47

As much anymore, but you're simple. We

13:50

should just keep that clip saying by of him going you're simple.

13:53

And then here's a clip of Eddie and I just it's

13:55

small, but we just never played in the audio with it.

13:58

Toby had asked us come play a show with him and DC,

14:00

so we did, and we go out on stage

14:02

and we're singing Red Solo Cup and long

14:06

and short of it is afterward because we tried to

14:08

you think you know the words of the song until you have to

14:10

get up and sing the song with the microphones, because

14:13

you sing it your whole life.

14:14

But then the versions of you know,

14:16

let's have.

14:17

A party, or proceed the party, or

14:19

there.

14:19

Are a little nuances that it's okay if you mess up in your car

14:21

because nobody's judging you, but you get on stage.

14:24

And so we did a pretty good job. What Toby

14:26

said you afterward?

14:27

Yeah, yeah.

14:28

We were walking out of the venue and he was by

14:30

his bus. He goes, hey, thanks for coming.

14:32

I'm like, hey, thanks for having us. Toby's like, next

14:34

time, learn the band words.

14:37

So this is just a low clip of us singing Red Solo Cup

14:39

with Toby and DC.

14:54

Let's get the Mexican.

14:56

You found it?

14:57

Nice job, that's

15:00

funny. Wowow.

15:02

Because Eddie had introduced himself. Toby

15:05

knew, I said, knew the show, but it's been

15:07

funny. He goes, of the raging idiots on the Mexican.

15:09

Yeah, we were backstage and I was like, hey,

15:11

Toby, in case you don't remember, I'm the Mexican of the band.

15:13

And he thought that was the funniest thing. He's like, what you

15:15

say, you're the Mexican.

15:17

But he never referenced it on stage

15:20

that it was something that Eddie had said previously.

15:23

He just said, where's the Mexican.

15:24

So it's kind of like an inside joke, but for everybody

15:27

got to hear. Except I wonder if some people

15:29

were like, to Mexican, we

15:32

play that again, Ray,

15:37

So I

15:49

haven't heard that since.

15:50

We did it. Let's get the Mexican. I

15:55

love that man again.

15:56

Something else that we've just talked about in

15:58

reference many times. So

16:01

you know, we've talked about Toby Keith for

16:03

a couple of days and lasting impression

16:05

on country music, lasting impression on us just from personal

16:07

things like that.

16:09

I remember looking the crowd too and then be like

16:11

huh yeah, did he say that.

16:14

It's time for the good news.

16:21

So this guy, Travis Holt, he'd always

16:23

wanted to own a restaurant, and

16:25

finally, in August of twenty nineteen,

16:28

he purchased Country Bob's Cafe

16:31

in Saint James, Missouri. Well

16:33

you know what happened, you know, probably

16:35

just eight months later COVID.

16:38

So obviously he struggled during that time,

16:40

but it's just been a series of what

16:43

he described as misfortunes that have unfolded

16:45

since then. And he had posted

16:47

that like, hey, we're gonna have to do some layoffs.

16:49

Well, so many people that ate at Country

16:52

Bob's Cafe saw the post. It was viewed

16:54

more than two hundred and fifty thousand

16:56

times. There was like fifteen hundred comments

16:58

of people being like, well, well I'm gonna come eat there soon,

17:00

like we love your food, love your place, and

17:03

the line the next day after that post

17:05

and how many people came to eat at that place

17:08

to support him and show him love. It

17:10

just shows the power of community and social

17:12

media because he said it was the best

17:14

day ever. They even ran out of food,

17:17

which obviously he hated that part, but they

17:19

just weren't expecting that many people to show

17:21

up and this could be a game changer for the restaurant

17:23

and the employees that he was going to

17:25

have to lay off.

17:26

I got a couple thoughts.

17:28

What was his name, Uh, Travis.

17:30

Holt Country Bob.

17:32

Well, he bought he bought it, so maybe it

17:34

was already existing.

17:35

He got it, bought it, And he should change

17:37

his name at work to Bob because people are like, where's

17:39

Country Bob. He's like, well, I'm Travis.

17:43

That's not as fun. He should put a name tag

17:45

on not now, because he is who he is when he

17:47

bought. He should have just been Bob at work because that'd been

17:49

cool. Are you Country Bob?

17:50

Sure? Am Buckero? You been number two?

17:53

Sounds like something I would have liked to have done, like to go,

17:55

Wow, this person needs I'm gonna go eat some food

17:57

there. But I would have got there and I would have saw the lineup been

17:59

like, yeah, never mind. I

18:02

just hate good point. I hate lines, and

18:04

I that's very social.

18:06

On your list to go like, he's going to need people to keep

18:08

going back.

18:08

Who does Bob? Yes, exactly.

18:14

I don't want to poot poo on it. You do want to poopoo

18:16

on it. That's your thing, but go ahead. But I think if

18:18

you own a restaurant, this is the move.

18:20

You go on TikTok and you say, oh, I'm struggling,

18:23

boom, you're busy.

18:24

But I mean it was on Facebook where

18:26

he said after or just.

18:27

Go on Facebook. Man, looks like we're gonna to close

18:29

down. Man, we're not getting a customers.

18:31

Like you know what you should do, Find like your favorite restaurant in

18:33

your town or like your neighborhood

18:35

that's not struggling, but just like a small one and act

18:38

like it's yours and be like we're really then to see

18:40

if people to show up like we've really

18:42

been struggling.

18:43

Well, maybe find one that really is well

18:45

then.

18:45

How would I know?

18:46

Yeah, but you can find one that's like a mom and pop

18:48

or like a locally owned Okay, let's

18:51

just call it denny Johnny's. No, not

18:53

Denny's. It's a chain like

18:56

Johnny's Cheese. Right, it's a place called johnny

18:58

Cheese. And you get on and you're like, hey,

19:00

guys, Johnny's

19:04

Cheese. We're not going to be able to last much

19:06

longer. Uh, we've really been struggling. I wonder to thank

19:09

you guys for coming over the over the years. So unless

19:11

there's like something crazy that happens in the next

19:13

couple of weeks, we're probably not going to be

19:15

able to stay in business.

19:17

So if you guys want to come, that would be awesome.

19:19

I've seen them TikTok before or this has turned

19:21

into something big, and if it does, that's great, But if not, I

19:23

thank you guys supposed it and then all of a sudden you dry

19:25

buying it. There's a line out of Johnny's Cheese. Look

19:29

at the good work you've just done.

19:30

That's funny.

19:32

Yeah, And he's like, that's a lot.

19:33

No.

19:34

I'm like, there's people, well, I

19:36

don't know what his is. He have a problem with the

19:38

fact that this guy put it on social I'm confused.

19:43

I'm saying making one up.

19:44

Well, I'm saying he could just restaurants could

19:46

just make this up and say, oh I'm struggling and it seems

19:48

to work.

19:49

Yeah, But he wasn't making it up. He was going to do He

19:51

wasn't like.

19:52

The who this girl who wore that it's my birthday exactly.

19:55

It wasn't even her birthday and she wore for four days.

19:57

And he wasn't asking for like people

19:59

to just give him money. He asked for prayers

20:01

and then also remind people hey support your

20:03

local businesses like not just his. He

20:06

encouraged people to know.

20:07

The problem with it.

20:08

I'm just saying it'd be a fun experiment. There's

20:10

like a mom and pop. I'm sure they're not making millions of dollars off their

20:12

a little restaurant, right, and you'd be like, I think we're gonna

20:14

and then just see if people show up. It helps them and them

20:16

at.

20:16

All lunch more, it helps also

20:18

try.

20:19

Eight dollars off of my house.

20:21

All right, great story, that's what it's all about.

20:23

That was telling me something good.

20:27

Laurens One went away.

20:28

First game she ever forgot in she could win the entire championship

20:31

of Elder versus Millennius.

20:32

Not today.

20:33

Oh, I have a good feeling.

20:34

She's been dominating, she said, four to one.

20:36

It's the oldest on our show versus swifty

20:38

Lauren the youngest on our show, answering trivia questions

20:41

about each other's generations. Eddie's

20:43

first. He's a dad of four. He's

20:45

a Hispanic who don't panic at games.

20:48

He is spectacular and he thinks he's

20:50

more attractive than the bachelor. Yeah,

20:53

his producer ready, ready, don't

20:55

miss it, and she can steal.

20:56

I know, I know.

20:57

Question number one?

21:01

What two teams made

21:03

up fans for the movie Twilight?

21:06

What two teams they would call themselves Team blank

21:08

and Team blank for the movie Twilight?

21:12

Two teams they would

21:14

call themselves team.

21:17

Team Edward or Team

21:19

Werewolf? Got

21:21

it is that? Your answer is incorrect?

21:26

Lauren still well?

21:27

Is the vampires and the werewolves?

21:29

Right?

21:30

Team blank and Team Blank?

21:32

I don't know the actual names. I know there were vampires

21:34

and werewolves.

21:35

Yeah, it's gonna be incorrect too.

21:36

Wow, Wow, you.

21:39

Know I think so?

21:42

Is it just the team?

21:43

No, it's Edward and Jacob. That's it, Team Edward Jacob,

21:50

Jacob. Jacob

21:52

is the werewolf?

21:53

I don't yeah, Eddie,

21:57

Yeah, what actress plays Jessica

22:00

a Day in the TV show New Girl, Zoey

22:04

Deschanel.

22:05

Correct?

22:06

Yes, Yes.

22:09

Eddie's siblings Joel and Benji were

22:11

founding members of what two thousand's.

22:13

Pop rock band Good Charlotte?

22:15

Correct two points?

22:15

Add I told

22:18

you not today? Not today, Lauren.

22:20

Let's introduce Lauren, Eddie's

22:22

opponent she's our youngest producer.

22:25

She's the biggest Taylor Swift fan around.

22:27

With a victory today, she'll take home the crown.

22:31

It's swifty Lauren. All

22:35

right, Lauren, these are all about Eddie's generation, Okay.

22:38

Michael Jermaine and Tito were members of

22:40

what seventies Pop Band? And

22:44

Tito Michael Jermaine and Tito

22:47

What's seventies Pop band?

22:49

Would be like, I know this was it?

22:51

The pet Shop Boys.

22:52

In correct, Eddie?

22:55

That is the Jackson five, the

22:57

Jackson Fine Michael Jackson, Lauren.

23:00

In the eighties game show Press Your Luck,

23:03

there was one word. They would yell

23:05

this over and over because it would reset their score to zero.

23:07

The contestants would yell no blank

23:09

when playing the game, No blank,

23:11

no blank, Press

23:13

Your Luck nineteen.

23:14

Eighties, No no deal,

23:17

no deal is in correct?

23:19

Eddy? Did I say that? Yeah?

23:21

No it?

23:23

Hey, you don't know it?

23:25

Yeah?

23:26

No whammy, no lammy, no whammy, Yeah,

23:28

yeah, I knew that.

23:30

Swefty Laura Thennoid was an advertising

23:32

character created in the eighties and

23:35

briefly revived several times

23:37

for What Restaurant. He wore a red

23:39

skin tight rabbit eared body suit

23:41

with a black inn inscribed in a white

23:43

circle on his chest. Thenoid.

23:50

This might be Eddy's day.

23:52

Yeah, red body suit.

23:54

With a thenoid advertising

23:57

character created in the eighties.

23:58

Ye're like, I've definitely seen it. What

24:03

was he wearing it? On his desk?

24:04

He was wearing a red skin tight

24:06

rabbit eared body suit with a black

24:08

inn inscribed in a white circle.

24:13

Hm, I have no

24:15

idea. You got this one?

24:18

Eddie is giving up?

24:19

Is it Domino Dominos pizza?

24:21

Yeah? Five zero

24:23

Eddie come

24:26

back, come back.

24:31

Did you find that one to be extra hard today?

24:33

Yeah?

24:34

That was very hard?

24:35

Yeah.

24:36

The Jackson five one though, that.

24:37

One, Yeah, I feel like I feel I should have

24:39

known that. I was like, oh wait, that was

24:41

was it?

24:42

Because only three names were said?

24:43

Yeah, I think that's what it was.

24:45

Instead, I guess then, what

24:47

about do you regret not getting Team

24:49

Jacob Team Edwards?

24:50

Yes?

24:50

I regret that one because I didn't know if it was like called

24:53

that in the books or the movies. I thought that's

24:55

just what like the fans would call them.

24:57

Like, I

25:00

have no idea why we're talking to her. She's a loser.

25:01

You ask me how I feel, Hey, how

25:04

was it is shocking

25:06

that she's really bright.

25:08

Yeah, that's true. She's spacing out today,

25:10

maybe like blank s.

25:11

Maybe she's

25:14

Taylor super Bowl. Yeah,

25:17

okay, well are you doing anything Taylor

25:20

related for the Super Bowl?

25:22

I'm just going to a friend's place to watch the game. I'm

25:24

sure we'll play. I mean, we all wear

25:26

my Taylor Swift shirt, maybe play some of her songs.

25:29

Yeah, and you know, really cheer for her for the

25:31

Chiefs.

25:31

I am now. Yeah, I was thinking about it.

25:33

I was like, I really have I don't really care about either

25:35

team, to be completely honest, but I want to see my girl

25:37

down on the field all happy with her man after the

25:39

game.

25:39

So why not root for the Chiefs.

25:40

Her new record that comes out is all about Joe

25:43

her ex. Do you think I do?

25:44

I do think it is about Joe, But there's like a lot of

25:46

signs pointing towards it.

25:47

What's it called the Poets of the Society.

25:50

I keep getting it wrong too, I keep wanting to say,

25:52

like the dead Poets Society

25:54

tortured Poets Department.

25:58

When that her track lace was least that

26:01

was a bit controversial. Yeah, because I don't

26:03

think she released it right, didn't someone leak it?

26:05

I think?

26:05

Yeah?

26:05

It was leaked, so then she just released it

26:07

on her own the next day. But pretty

26:09

much all the titles are pretty obvious that it's

26:12

usual. Yeah yeah, and then like the name

26:14

of the album is apparently what he called

26:17

a group chat that he had with two

26:19

of his friends.

26:20

So I'm sorry, who's Joe?

26:23

For six years so.

26:25

Exactly know who he is, but this one's all public.

26:27

Yeah, Joe's a nobody and Travis Kelsey

26:29

is What.

26:30

Do you think about people saying

26:32

suggesting Taylor Swift as a government asset

26:34

and they've blown her up so much

26:37

now for a few different

26:39

reasons, and that she is being

26:42

used for political gains for certain

26:48

do you think she's a.

26:49

Uh No, I doubt She's been big, you

26:51

know, since she was sixteen, Like

26:53

I know, right now her fame seems like it's at an all

26:56

time high. But it's not like it's not like she

26:58

just came out of nowhere, like she's been a house name for

27:00

twenty years.

27:01

Yeah, but done.

27:02

The government always target like Elvis and like No

27:04

but stars they target them to like kill them.

27:06

Oh, the suggestion

27:09

is Taylor's the government said, until

27:11

I go to other countries in spy or ship.

27:14

But she's doing a world

27:16

tour.

27:17

Issue is it's not a

27:19

world too.

27:20

It's not true, it's not true.

27:21

Okay, well what about her concerts? They say are

27:25

like satanic? Have you seen any of that on TikTok.

27:27

I've seen a few people say that, but they say

27:29

that about everything, like you can find

27:32

a hidden message and anything if like

27:34

you try hard enough. I don't find that our concerts

27:36

are satanic. I didn't leave their feeling like

27:39

I just satanic. I felt that I

27:41

love their feeling great and all happy.

27:42

Was there a satanic era?

27:46

Yeah?

27:46

I think maybe that's her next one after this.

27:50

Eddie congratulations.

27:53

I forgot to congratulate. The

27:56

bit has been.

27:57

Lunchbox wants to go to the super Bowl,

28:00

which today is Thursday, so Friday Saturday,

28:02

three days away, but it's not even the super

28:05

Bowl. He wants to go to all the parties in Las Vegas

28:07

because he's gotten like generic emails

28:10

that say, you're invited to Gronk's Beach

28:12

Blast, You're invited to Shacks

28:14

wingled Ingle or whatever it is.

28:16

Yeah, Shack's fun party or fun house.

28:19

And you think you would go and have fun at these absolutely,

28:22

but you would be by yourself.

28:24

Guess what. There's a lot of people that are gonna be by themselves.

28:26

Celebrities come by themselves, mingle with

28:28

other celebrities. That's what happens.

28:31

Actually, I don't think that happens at all. I think it's opposite. They

28:33

come with a lot of people.

28:34

Oh really, yeah, that's okay. Uh

28:37

oh, all right, I'll get in. I'll get in with where

28:40

I fit in.

28:41

So the question is how

28:44

do we get him there.

28:45

We have a listener named Nick, and I said

28:47

on the air, if a listener will at Lunchbox stay at their

28:49

house, it has to be a listener we've never met before. They

28:52

call and said, Lunchbox can stay with me, and then Lunchbox

28:54

says, yes, I would buy his flight. I

28:57

just said that it's gonna haphazardly,

28:59

just throwing it out there. Then we look at the flights

29:01

and it's like five hundred there and seven

29:04

hundred back because it is Super Bowl Sunday

29:06

into Las Vegas.

29:08

Big time, big things going, big

29:10

things popping.

29:11

So then Scuba says, what if everybody gives

29:13

some points and we send Lunchbox

29:15

And that wasn't met warmly where Eddie's

29:18

like, I'm not doing that.

29:18

No, I use my points every summer.

29:21

Okay, fair? And I did say I

29:23

would pay for it.

29:23

So I went and looked in my Southwest account.

29:28

I have one hundred and ninety thousand points. Oh you're

29:30

good now.

29:31

He only needs about seventy eight thousand to go.

29:33

Okay, not bad.

29:35

I would give you the seventy eight thousand points.

29:37

Okay, yeah,

29:39

he said I would give you.

29:41

No, I will, oh man.

29:43

But there's always this breaking point

29:45

where Lunchbox has to is he playing chicken with us

29:47

to see if we'll actually pay for it and send

29:49

them because he's like, I want to do it, And then if

29:51

we go okay, we're gonna do it, then does

29:53

he go like, never mind?

29:54

Yes, if you asked your wife if.

29:56

You can rise?

29:57

And are you sure you can get into the parties.

29:59

That I don't No?

30:00

Oh, I also Guy Fieri's having a party too.

30:02

I forgot about what but you don't know. I thought you got invited through

30:04

email.

30:05

No, I'm saying it said I had to fill out the

30:07

credential request?

30:08

When was it Dubai?

30:09

No, it's good. Look,

30:11

I'm filling out right now, doing it

30:13

right now, Bobby Bones show.

30:17

That's my outlet right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

30:20

I would probably. I mean, how do we spice it up? Because

30:23

they may be like, what is that? I would

30:26

say, uh am.

30:28

I outlet type photo,

30:30

video or print reporter only.

30:32

I would say a video and

30:36

photo.

30:37

Yeah, it only gives

30:39

me Okay, I do video

30:42

then video? Email? You

30:44

have one? Yes, it's not on your phone?

30:47

Yeah?

30:47

Do I give him my hotmail? Or do I give my work?

30:49

I give him your work.

30:52

It's hot mail sexy

30:55

for.

30:57

Amy. Don't give it?

30:57

What's next?

31:00

My phone number? You can have my phone number?

31:02

What is that?

31:05

Yeah, it's the only number I memorized.

31:08

Please let us know what agency or

31:10

brand invited you. That's a good question.

31:12

That's a good question. You can't just write email? Can you

31:17

the email? What agency? Look

31:19

at the email?

31:20

Would your wife let you go?

31:22

I don't see why not? Oh no, you would.

31:24

Need to ask her because I'm willing to eighty

31:27

thousand points for you to go.

31:29

All right, what is this? And go down and

31:31

go the way down, all the way down.

31:33

But you do have three kids and.

31:35

We can get you back. Were the actual

31:37

game at home, you'd say this one yeah,

31:40

RMG or medium, rare

31:42

or authentic question? What

31:44

agency sent you? Oh RMG, here it

31:46

is because it's a what's

31:49

that mean? ORMG? I don't know that's an agency

31:51

that sent him. They're going to check. Oh it did

31:53

say yeah, okay.

31:54

Okay, next

31:57

next, okay is a lot of questions.

32:00

Okay, So Shack's Funhouse is Friday,

32:02

Gronk Beach is Saturday, Sports Illustrated

32:05

the party is Saturday, and Guy Fieris

32:07

is Sunday for the tailgate?

32:10

Which one? Are you interested in attending all of

32:12

them?

32:12

Hello, well, you won't be able to go to Guy

32:14

Fieris. Uh hi,

32:17

Cam, I thought you wanted to get back for the game here.

32:19

I thought i'd come back Monday, you

32:22

know, because what if I meet someone

32:24

here and they invite me to the game? Good point, That

32:27

is a valid point. You're talking to someone that, like, I got

32:29

an extra ticket.

32:29

Can you see, Mike, what the points are on Monday to

32:31

get into Monday?

32:32

Would you like a spot on the red carpet? Yes,

32:35

yes, yes, yes.

32:39

You don't get to walk it. You're going to interview people.

32:41

That's fine, okay, cool.

32:42

If you are requesting a spot on the red carpet, please

32:44

confirm the number of people on your crew.

32:46

Two.

32:47

Wait, Nick, Nick a hold

32:49

the camera.

32:49

Do you want Nick to I don't know if Nick can go with you.

32:51

You have to call him later, and you have to call your wife.

32:53

Who cares about he can go?

32:55

He Nicks in the air

32:57

force.

32:57

We can't just whatever Nick's got going on.

33:00

Okay, go ahead or shot. Just put one. It's

33:02

more likely I'll get in with just one.

33:03

It's better to put two and then show up with

33:05

one than to put one to show up with two.

33:07

Okay, all right. Would you like

33:09

additional access to attend the entire party?

33:12

Yes? Wait, yes,

33:14

yeah, all of yes, yes, yes.

33:18

Coverage plans for Shack's Funhouse,

33:21

Please provide a brief Just good grief,

33:23

guys, I'm just coming to shoot some content.

33:25

We don't say that, just be like coming to party.

33:28

Please provide a brief description of your intended

33:30

coverage and or desired needs.

33:32

I would say access to Shaq and

33:34

the Funhouse, and then I would

33:37

say you need You're gonna

33:39

put it on a national radio show with

33:41

a fun house.

33:42

Okay, you can write all this down later. We

33:44

will be

33:47

putting this.

33:48

I'm trying to figure out if like.

33:49

A national radio

33:52

with over with over six

33:55

million daily listeners, that's huge

33:58

and a podcast.

34:00

Six million daily.

34:04

Look at how fast listeners not

34:06

fingers, how many podcasts?

34:08

And I would say over ten million on social media?

34:11

Okay, oh, rural media

34:13

group.

34:15

Nothing de finds him more

34:17

boom period.

34:19

If the Internet's correction.

34:21

Okay, I'm just gonna copy all this so I can just plan

34:23

it.

34:23

Okay, go ahead. What's another question?

34:25

Copy? What are your coverage plans

34:27

for Gronk Beach? Same paste,

34:30

paste.

34:32

Paste, but I'm gonna put Gronk,

34:36

Yeah, a shack put Gronk in there, and

34:38

Gronk Beach, Yeah.

34:41

Access to Gronk and the Gronk Beach yeah, and

34:46

other celebs.

34:48

Boom paste, sports illustrats, same

34:50

thing, yeah, but take Shack out of that one.

34:52

Access to babes yea swim suit,

34:54

Babes swim.

34:56

Don't do that.

34:57

Don't do that.

34:59

He was.

35:02

So if you're just turning us on now, Lunchbox

35:05

wants to go to the startle. I feel like I can get him there. I can pay for

35:07

the listeners, let upstate his.

35:08

House, and I can say me and Guy Fieri go way

35:10

back there we go, and I can send him a video based.

35:12

Don't do that, because then they won't let you go because he got mad

35:15

at you based on a personal relationship with Guy Fiery,

35:17

And then they're gonna be like, well, then why are you coming through this.

35:19

Refer to him as your old friend. I'd

35:23

love to see my old friend.

35:25

To reconnect with

35:28

my old friend, guy

35:32

friend guy

35:37

this.

35:38

Yeah, you know, I'm just I want the questions more than have happened

35:40

to fill at all the answers right now.

35:41

This asked me what I would like at Flavor toown

35:43

Tailgate, and I said with barbecue.

35:46

Yeah, I love to reconnect with my old friend

35:48

Guy Fieri, spend

35:52

time eating some

35:54

wonderful food.

35:55

And sharing about and sharing and

35:58

sharing my experiences with a million masters,

36:01

with millions of listeners and viewers.

36:04

Experiences with

36:06

millions. Did you misspelling experiences?

36:09

No, I didn't because there's no red line under it. Thank

36:12

you with millions of listeners and

36:16

viewers. Yep, go ahead,

36:19

peace? Is that all submit?

36:21

Here we go, Let's go, baby done.

36:26

Oh question, We're

36:28

going to the super.

36:29

Bowl and you're going to hear back.

36:31

They need to approve it. Oh, probably in a minute,

36:33

so if we get right, I

36:35

mean probably about five minutes, probably on to take them.

36:37

A long Well, it's early in the morning, and it's like if they're in Vegas

36:39

or La, it's two hours.

36:41

These people don't sleep super Bowl week. Have you

36:43

guys ever been like iHeart Radio Festival. The people

36:45

working behind the scenes, they don't sleep. Okay,

36:47

So these people working in the super Bowl and they're not sleeping,

36:49

they're probably print my crod initial as we speak.

36:51

Would you really go yeah? Have

36:53

you checked with your wife?

36:54

No?

36:55

You want me to?

36:56

Yes?

36:58

Yeah, there's probably more of a sitting down

37:00

on talk. I would.

37:03

Faller though, because we have to figure it out today.

37:05

Okay, I'll call her.

37:06

Okay, So we're with the kids

37:08

right now. We're waiting for Gronk

37:11

and Shack and Guy to get back to us.

37:13

Yeah. Imagine if I become

37:16

boys. Is Gronk right?

37:17

And then we're waiting for your wife

37:19

to give you the okay?

37:20

Yeah, wait, you know.

37:21

What and then all yes is

37:23

I will buy your flight and then Nick

37:25

will let you stay with him our listener we've never met.

37:28

And you know what we gotta get. We gotta get a new.

37:29

Drip wants

37:32

new clothes.

37:33

I gotta dress. I gotta be dressed.

37:36

Plenty of clothes.

37:36

Your wife buys your clothes all the time that you only wear once a year.

37:38

Right, the ones, the ones you button up all the way to the top.

37:40

Yeah, now the.

37:41

Button up the top has been kind of out lately, according

37:45

to Ryan.

37:46

Okay, where are your bracelets?

37:49

Bracelets?

37:52

Maybe Ryan can meet me out there your bracelets.

37:53

Okay, we're gonna play a song.

37:55

We'll come back.

37:55

We'll check out on lunch Box later and see how everything's

37:58

falling under.

37:59

Got an email from Inside

38:01

Radio that

38:04

was just a random email. Wasn't even from you.

38:06

Okay, here's a

38:08

voicemail from d in South Georgia.

38:09

I was curious about Lunchbox's

38:13

car situation. I know that he

38:16

was having car troubles and his

38:18

old jeluffe was having

38:21

a breakdown, and but we never heard.

38:23

Did he get a new car and she's still

38:26

on his bike or his little mopedge?

38:28

What's it do?

38:29

Let us know?

38:30

Let us know. Oh yeah, I'm still looking for a car.

38:32

Car still. I mean somehow it still

38:34

works every once in a while. So drive it today, Yeah,

38:37

drove it today. Wow.

38:39

The chick squeeze in every bit of juice out of

38:41

that thing. I mean the check like that toothpaste roll.

38:43

He has got it all the way

38:45

into that tight circle, rolled up and you

38:48

get given.

38:48

It a very bottom Yeah. I mean the check engine

38:50

light is still on like it when

38:52

I started. But it runs, and.

38:54

Don't worry about it dying in the middle like a highway or somewhere

38:57

busy where then you're just stuck.

38:58

I mean, I've thought about it. You don't worry about

39:00

it now. It doesn't stress me out.

39:02

If you're asking over under him getting

39:04

a car by my

39:07

birthday April second.

39:08

Over you think it'd be

39:10

after that?

39:10

Yeah?

39:10

Yeaheah, heel squeeze more over.

39:12

Yeah, because now you start riding his bike again because the weather's

39:14

getting good.

39:15

Right, It kind of gives him a whole another six months.

39:18

The pile

39:20

of stories.

39:21

Right, some parents are mad after alcohol

39:23

free prosecco was served at a thirteen

39:25

year old's birthday party.

39:27

Interesting what they would have just not said alcohol

39:29

free prosecco. That it said like uh

39:33

a tart punch.

39:34

Right, But it wasn't. It's it was no

39:37

seco.

39:38

That's a weird.

39:39

That is interesting. That does sound dirty.

39:42

That's interesting because I could see where

39:44

people would get upset. But

39:47

also there's no alcohol and if you don't

39:50

say it's whatever proseca is.

39:51

I don't even know what that is or what it tastes like. The

39:54

kids would know.

39:55

Yeah, well the kids did know. So one mom

39:57

picked up their daughter. It was like nine thirty night

40:00

Saturday. They get in the car like,

40:02

oh no,

40:05

I never know, but she said,

40:07

oh yeah, the mom served us no seco

40:10

and then that's an alcohol free perseco.

40:13

So one mom, that mom is the

40:15

one who served it.

40:18

The deal is too. The reason why the mom put it

40:20

online was because her dad

40:22

was an alcoholic, and so she's sensitive

40:25

to this sort of stuff and she didn't know if she was being,

40:28

you know, taking it overboard because

40:30

of her history and her past. And most

40:32

people online were like, no, this is valid.

40:35

It's weird she didn't

40:37

serve them actual prosecco. It's

40:39

no, you just shouldn't do that. But it's a

40:41

weird. You shouldn't do it because there's nothing really wrong

40:43

about it, right, Yeah, I mean I.

40:45

Would grow like the kids were like, this

40:47

doesn't even really taste that good. So my solution

40:50

would be we serve sparkling

40:52

grape juice like my kids love that

40:54

is, like if we're.

40:54

All having it like church wine they'll

40:57

do great juice.

40:57

Sure, yeah, But if they're wanting like a little toe

41:00

or something, I think that's fine. You do the grape

41:02

juice.

41:02

I'm gonna try it.

41:03

I'm gonna have some of my kids friends over

41:05

and give them some non alcoholic beer.

41:07

Due no, do no alcohol white claws. It'll

41:10

look more fun.

41:11

We have a barbecue everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

41:13

but again, if there's no alcohol in it. The

41:15

reason it's adult is because of the alcohol.

41:18

Other than that, it just tastes.

41:19

That's a break, rad.

41:21

Are you drinking white claw in the studio?

41:23

I got it right here, like

41:27

right now, get that baby.

41:29

But it's white claw, but it's non alcoholic.

41:32

Yeah, it says zero percent alcohol. It tastes just

41:34

like it though it tastes like alcohol.

41:36

Yeah.

41:36

So do you feel like maybe you get a little like

41:39

because your body's so used to having alcohol, you

41:41

get a little placebo high.

41:43

You get high from breaking white clole?

41:44

Well, not high, but that's

41:47

the word you're looking for. Sorry.

41:49

I think there's points zero zero zero one percent

41:51

alcohol and its still to have that taste, okay,

41:53

but kombucha would have more than that.

41:55

It is a problem to kind of have the taste

41:57

of alcohol while you're working, though, I

42:00

don't.

42:00

Again, fine line here, fine line

42:03

that Ray wants to drink white claw while you work

42:05

a little weird. We're finn to find out how

42:08

long have you been drinking white claw while you work? This week?

42:10

It's been great white claw while you work.

42:15

Okay, I'm trying it because

42:18

I got to be the guy, the leader here.

42:20

It doesn't bother me to drink that. Ray drinks

42:23

zero percent on alcohol white Club,

42:25

just like I feel like it's

42:29

not a big deal. These kids drink the zero percent.

42:31

It's just not a good idea.

42:32

No, the mom can do that with her own child, but when

42:34

you've got other kids at your house a party,

42:36

just don't do that.

42:38

Yeah, okay, okay.

42:40

If a coin flip offered you one billion

42:42

dollars or incurable hiccups

42:44

for life, would you

42:46

do it? Because not flipping the coin, you

42:49

get the billion dollars but also get

42:51

the hiccups. So what would

42:53

you do?

42:54

Well, that's a terrible question.

42:56

Why if you don't flip the coin, you get

42:58

them both?

42:59

Right? If you do flip the coin, there's a chance

43:01

to get one or the other. Yeah, but

43:05

there's a chance that you only end up with just hiccups.

43:08

Right, okay, so but but you you

43:10

may have a billion dollars. It's incurable, by

43:12

the way, but you're gonna be hiccupping for the rest

43:14

of your life.

43:15

I don't think that me hiccupping is going to

43:17

ruin my life every second if

43:19

I have If I have a billion dollars, but when

43:22

I have my jet and I have the hiccups,

43:24

jet open like

43:27

greater than hiccups.

43:28

So I'm gonna win there, lit gain every every time.

43:31

That's a good pit going to be attracted.

43:34

She will because I have a billion dollars like

43:36

that.

43:37

Yeah, she doesn't care.

43:39

They're gonna be like have you met that bill attracted a

43:41

dude for a million dollars? That's you

43:43

know what I mean. So I would just say I would

43:45

not flip it and take the billion and the hiccups

43:48

rather than go fifty to fifty on just having the hiccups

43:51

forever and nothing.

43:52

Okay. These are fun questions, by the way, to do with

43:54

your kids around the dinner.

43:55

Table to would get over this fun.

43:59

We did these questions the other night, and it

44:01

was really interesting to hear some of the stuff

44:03

my kids would say and then they started coming up with their own

44:06

and just dinner table talk. Uh

44:09

yeah, my son's was, would

44:11

you rather have to walk on?

44:13

Oh?

44:14

Would you rather now?

44:15

Well? Yeah, I mean sort of the similar.

44:19

And poop out your ears? Yeah.

44:22

My son's was, did you rather walk on your

44:25

hands? Like anytime you were walking, but anytime

44:27

you ran you were as fast as you say, bolt,

44:30

I give you a I don't know this or what.

44:33

I would have to just be normal and

44:35

not do either one of those.

44:37

No, no, no, If you don't do either, you die if you don't

44:39

get the hiccups for life.

44:40

I think that's why it's fun to see what your kids come up with.

44:42

Right, Well, do you carry.

44:43

A wallet in my bag?

44:47

Well, gen Z says, just even having

44:49

a wallet makes you old.

44:51

Well, I don't keep it in my pocket though bad.

44:54

It doesn't matter the fact that you have one. I mean

44:56

I have one, but that's now old.

44:58

Like you know, sometimes we talk about butterscotch

45:00

candies were.

45:01

Like that

45:06

was always the dumbest thing for people because

45:08

they would like be in there forever and

45:10

get holes in them.

45:12

But wallets are how we're aging ourselves, because.

45:14

That's not true.

45:15

Everything's like our millennium misennials,

45:18

whatever they are.

45:18

They're like, well, do you wear a seat belt?

45:21

That means you old

45:25

a that is maybe that.

45:27

Was Amy's pile of stories.

45:29

It's time for the Good News Box.

45:36

Three year old Ethan's with his parents at

45:38

the grocery store and he sees it.

45:43

It's a Hello Kitty claw machine

45:45

and it's just like calling him e thin

45:49

thin thin.

45:51

He's like mom, dad, And so they give him

45:53

some quarters to go over and play, and they turn

45:55

their back and when they turn back around,

45:58

Ethans won the doll. No he

46:01

didn't, So he climbed in the machine.

46:03

He went to the little slot up into

46:05

the Hello Kiddy machine and.

46:06

He was stuck. And he's just

46:09

sitting there playing with the dolls he's

46:11

got. He's got all of them. He's

46:13

got any want that one? That one

46:15

they're playing to have a little game like how are we gonna get

46:17

him out? They got to call the fire.

46:18

Department or they couldn't just open it like

46:20

a back larger slot like

46:23

they put the toys in there.

46:23

Yeah, with a key. Well maybe the grocery store didn't

46:26

have the key. It's like maybe somebody else owns it. So they

46:28

call him.

46:30

They called police nine one one, I don't know they called

46:32

nine one or free one one whatever. They show a glass

46:34

and they're like, man, how are we going to do this? And after

46:36

about fifteen minutes of him playing in there, they're like, we gotta

46:38

get him out.

46:39

They're like, hey, Eaton looked the other way. Yeah,

46:43

mashed the glass and got eating out. That's

46:46

awesome. No, I like that to mash the glass.

46:48

Why I thought he doesna be like okay and he crawl out.

46:50

Oh no, but that's cool. It

46:53

is cool. They smashed the.

46:54

Glass, dude, remember that tiny

46:56

lunchboxed machine,

46:58

and was like.

46:59

I'm still.

47:01

You have to voice of myn adult man, how did you get stuck?

47:04

All right?

47:05

Thank you, that's what it's all about.

47:07

That was telling me something good.

47:10

Ninety seconds on the clock, You guys ready to

47:12

get some of these corny jokes?

47:13

Ready to go investigative?

47:15

Corny?

47:15

How many coy getting ninety seconds? The

47:18

timer starts when Amy finishes the first joke?

47:20

Are you ready?

47:20

Ready?

47:21

All right? Morning

47:26

corny?

47:26

What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?

47:29

And drum drumsticks? Drumsticks?

47:32

That's not it though, it's not I don't think so

47:34

I think sure to yell d S six, I

47:37

say again, Amy.

47:38

Roll sweets that

47:40

can keep a beat?

47:42

Beat wait, beatbox.

47:45

Beat box, sweetbox, sreetbox,

47:49

drum machines, sweets that can keep

47:51

a beat.

47:52

Okay, sweets, cookies, cookies.

47:55

Candy, candy, candy, candy

47:57

jams, candy wrapper, candy jam, that's.

47:59

It, candy rapper.

48:01

What did the puzzle say to

48:04

his date on Valentine's Day?

48:06

Let's twist put me together. You're

48:08

my missing piece, You're.

48:11

So that in a whole.

48:12

What like the piece? We belong

48:15

together. We belong together. Yeah, we can work.

48:18

So I guess I could give it.

48:19

No, it has to be what's on the page.

48:20

You know the rule?

48:21

What is the what is the it's gotta be.

48:23

Say again.

48:25

What did the puzzle say to his date on Valentine's

48:27

Day?

48:28

You're my jig to my saw. That's

48:31

cute, though.

48:36

Mine puzzle be

48:39

puzzle pieces don't bring more heart

48:41

pieces.

48:42

Let's fall to pieces. I fall to pieces

48:44

when I'm around you.

48:46

I fallow piece of when'm around you, because you're so awesome.

48:48

It's cute. You're my piece,

48:50

you're my.

48:50

Missing pieces,

48:53

you're the perfect piece.

48:54

You're Yeah, you're the missing.

48:56

I'm going to give that to y'all. It's you complete me.

48:58

Oh, we didn't get that any get that.

49:00

You can't give it. We

49:02

didn't give this.

49:03

We definitely didn't get that.

49:04

You did.

49:05

We didn't get that.

49:05

Didn't change it.

49:06

No, no, we can't change it. That's

49:10

terrible.

49:12

Joe wasn't terrible. That wasn't terrible.

49:14

We didn't get it. You can't give it to us. We

49:17

don't want charity. You complete, complete.

49:20

It's stupid, but we don't want charity.

49:23

Go ahead, clear

49:25

eyes, fool hearts.

49:27

Happy Valentine's Day?

49:28

Next week? Oh boy, next week?

49:30

Right is it?

49:31

I don't know that next it's next Wednesday.

49:34

Oh correct, I gotta get my movie tickets.

49:35

I know that Places of Love when Valentine's Days

49:37

on a Tuesday or Wednesday, because

49:40

it really they make a bunch of money

49:42

one days. They don't really make money for local

49:44

economy. So lots

49:47

of prop bets, meaning these are the fun little

49:49

bets you can do. Coin toss,

49:52

you can do. There's one the first touchdown

49:54

will the jersey be over under the

49:57

number twenty? So it's a lot of goofy stuff

49:59

you can't do during every game. But it's super fun because

50:01

more people watch Super Bowl. I have a lot of Taylor Swift

50:03

ones. Here. Will Taylor Swift be shown

50:06

on TV holding or eating a hot dog? If

50:08

you bet yes and she

50:10

is eating a hot dog on TV, you win twelve

50:13

times the money you bet.

50:14

That's awesome, that's not bad, Like, why not bet

50:16

that?

50:16

And then if you're in the suite with her, give her a hot dog? Hey,

50:18

we hold this real quick. Come

50:21

Ye that's true, that's true.

50:23

You just you just keep handing her hot dogs.

50:25

Ye'll take another bite.

50:26

She's on camera throwing her well,

50:28

Travis Kelsey proposed to her after

50:32

or at the game. No,

50:34

so six to one. If you bet yes, Wow,

50:36

six to one, you get six

50:39

times the money.

50:40

That's lower than the hot dog. That's crazy.

50:45

Over under five point five times that Taylor

50:47

will be shown on camera during the game.

50:49

I'll bet that right now over under.

50:51

Because there's been so much talk about it,

50:53

I feel like they are trying to purposely not

50:55

show her.

50:57

Well, and what's a point, Like if it's a half a

50:59

time, what's that?

51:00

No?

51:00

No, no half means a good

51:02

question?

51:03

No tie?

51:04

Right, So let's say it has to was

51:06

a five and a half. So if it's five, it

51:08

means no. If it's six, it means yes. Or

51:10

if it was just five and it was five, it'd be a time you're

51:13

thinking it.

51:13

Was like half a second.

51:16

You only see half of her body.

51:19

They showed Jake Jillen Hall, but just hurt like half of

51:21

her eye sitting next to it. Okay,

51:25

will Taylor Swift be shown during the halftime show?

51:29

Yeah?

51:29

Usher dancing? Yes?

51:32

So yes? Is

51:35

it plus two hundred? We bet that one too,

51:37

meaning if you bet one hundred bucks you went to during

51:40

the halftime show because she's not doing

51:42

it? So yes, is the U

51:44

the underdog?

51:46

Because they are going to keep it on Usher, But

51:48

they may show her because they show the crowd dancing,

51:50

don't they.

51:51

So they made sure.

51:52

If she's dancing, if she's not like somewhere else,

51:54

not in sweet?

51:56

And is she gonna be in a sweet? Oh, she'll be in a sweet

51:58

for sure, because.

51:59

I saw Donna Kelsey, the Kelsey's mom

52:01

saying sweets are going between eight hundred thousand

52:03

to a million, and so she thinks she'll be in the regular stands.

52:05

And that's fine for Donna Kelcey, But talk about Taylor

52:07

Swift.

52:08

Yeah, she'll pay that.

52:08

No, probably get sweet and then have Donna Kelsey

52:10

come to her sweet exactly good point. Yeah,

52:13

because okay, well, Taylor Swift appear

52:15

in a super Bowl commercial.

52:18

Five five to one. But you already know that,

52:20

don't They already know the like I feel like.

52:22

Most they release early,

52:25

but that doesn't mean they share them all.

52:27

But people

52:29

think she's not. But you'll make a bunch of five

52:32

to one if you.

52:32

Know what if her and Travis have a super Bowl commercial.

52:35

Oh, Taylor Swift

52:37

and Travis announced their pregnancy. Okay,

52:41

at or

52:43

within twenty four hours of the Super Bowl. Big

52:46

odds on this one,

52:48

basically, yeahs ridiculous,

52:51

eighty five to one.

52:53

You put a dollar on that, just waste

52:55

a lot of dollars.

52:58

He likes to do.

52:58

Just in cases five hundred times they'd be like, okay,

53:03

Well, Taylor Swift turned down Travis

53:06

Kelsey's marriage proposal. Hilarious.

53:09

Hey he gets on one knee. She's like, get

53:11

up, that's all. She's not right now, you're embarrassing

53:13

me.

53:14

Which half will Taylor be shown more during the

53:16

super Bowl? First or second?

53:20

The favorite where they think she'll be showing the most of the

53:23

second second because if the game's.

53:24

Close, right, you know the en they're gonna win, nail

53:27

biders, they want to get that shot of her biting her nails.

53:30

And if they win, they want to show her celebrating.

53:31

Right, which happens first, either

53:34

one of the teams scores a touchdown or Taylor

53:36

is shown on TV?

53:39

Taylor on TV, you

53:42

think, because they'll show her as soon as the game

53:44

starts.

53:44

That's pretty close. The odds are pretty close on

53:46

this one. I would probably bet with

53:49

Taylor shown once briefly.

53:51

Oh yeah, they're getting near the end zone. They're going to show

53:53

her.

53:54

I picture them being like, oh, we're at the super Bowl

53:56

and everyone's here. Look, even Taylor's here,

53:59

Like immediately you.

54:00

Made it from Japan, right. That's a good

54:02

point because that's the big catches. It

54:04

gets tackled on the two yard line, they show her jumping

54:06

up and down an excitement.

54:08

Will Taylor Swift be shown

54:10

wearing a foam finger? No,

54:13

No, she wouldn't do that. About ten

54:15

to one if she is the hot dog is still

54:17

a bigger bet. Wow, But ten to

54:19

one finger, she's

54:22

just one of us, you know she is. I've

54:24

made a couple of these prop bets, no

54:27

tailor ones yet.

54:28

Which ones is you bet?

54:29

What's fun?

54:30

I'll do the jersey one.

54:31

I bet the jersey one on over twenty.

54:34

I think it's smart.

54:36

And then I've done a couple other ones, like how many times will

54:38

I pete in the first quarter with

54:40

my wife?

54:40

We make that? Yeah, yeah, you make bets

54:42

though you hold it.

54:43

Yeah, yeh yeah.

54:44

Yeah.

54:45

We'll find out if Lunchbox is gonna go to Vegas coming up later

54:47

on too, Lunchbox

54:50

asked us to send him to Las Vegas. He said,

54:52

the show send me to Vegas because it's a super Bowl,

54:54

it's a big culture event, and it'd be

54:56

great for me to report back. We don't normally do that.

54:58

We don't normally send out roving reporters. Mostly,

55:01

he just wanted to go to the Super.

55:02

Bowl and we're not.

55:02

We can't get him tickets because tickets are like ten thousand dollars

55:04

each. But he thinks I'll make some sort of

55:06

friend there that'll get him in the game.

55:08

Boom exactly. I

55:10

love the optimism.

55:12

However, there was no chance

55:14

this company was going to pay for him to go, so

55:18

it was up to me to figure out a way to get him there, and a

55:20

listener called because I said, if Lunchbox

55:23

finds a listener that we don't know that

55:25

says you can stay at my house, that's

55:27

pretty fun.

55:28

That makes it worth that's fine. Yeah,

55:30

And so a listener called in earlier here you go.

55:33

Sunnit, Lunchbog, do you want to come to stay

55:35

at my house?

55:36

In Oh, it

55:41

sounds weird when you're saying, how

55:44

many do you have a spare bedroom? Would you all

55:46

be sharing a room?

55:47

I can share room with? Lunchbox was spare bedroom?

55:50

Amen, it's my wife and I who lived here.

55:52

We have a dog. Oh my, we're totally normal.

55:55

And anybody who says they're totally normal exactly.

55:58

So we're back live right now. That was a from earlier

56:00

this morning. So we got the place.

56:03

So the tickets were insane

56:06

to fly Southwest, We're just insane.

56:08

And that's the best to fly because

56:10

they're always the cheapest. And so I

56:12

got on and like the lowest fare was like five

56:15

ninety one way and like

56:17

six hundred back. Well, I did log

56:19

into my account and I have enough miles to

56:22

get him a ticket there and back.

56:23

Let's go.

56:25

And then he has these parties.

56:26

He has Gronks Rendezvous, Shacks, Rendezvous,

56:28

Pool party or something.

56:29

Wow, Guy Fieri and Sports

56:31

Illustrated. Yeah, wow, good parties. Man.

56:34

Now have you heard back from any of them?

56:36

I have?

56:37

Wow?

56:38

Have they said, okay, you're cool to come.

56:40

Gronk Party said,

56:43

thank you for showing interest. We'd love to have

56:45

you come cover our event.

56:47

WHOA, no bite no

56:50

the way he read that, that.

56:51

Sound like there was, but we don't have thank

56:55

you for showing interest. We'd loved you

56:57

come cover our event.

57:00

Boom. But they're saying cover but you want

57:02

to like go experience. But yeah, but cover experience,

57:04

same thing.

57:05

Yeah, okay, Sports Illustrated,

57:08

thanks for showing interest, but right

57:10

now we are at capacity.

57:13

That's the one you really wanted, Guy

57:15

Fiery.

57:16

But hold on, it's not the Sports Illustrated swimsuit

57:18

model, right, it's not.

57:20

There may be people there, but that's not what it is. Like party

57:23

is going to be. Yeah, it's like it's like sports

57:26

Oh that company the magazine does

57:28

stop been making the magazine anyway.

57:30

Yeah, but just think Gronk at the pool that

57:32

is going to be going to go there.

57:34

That's gonna be a banger Okay, go ahead, guy

57:37

fiery. We really appreciate

57:39

know the tone. We really appreciate

57:42

you reaching out about covering this event. Unfortunately,

57:46

we are not able to honor your request

57:48

at this time. We'll let

57:50

you know if anything changes.

57:52

That's the one where he was like, I want to meet up with my

57:54

boy buddy.

57:55

They probably went to him and said, hey, you know you're old buddy,

57:57

and he's like, I remember that, dude.

57:59

No way, So

58:02

you got two shack

58:04

and grom.

58:04

Yeah.

58:05

And here's the thing. If I'm at one party,

58:07

don't think kind of just absolutely, I'm sure you could get into

58:09

the other.

58:10

They kind of just blend in together.

58:11

You make friends with someone who has passes, there are going

58:13

to be people who don't show up.

58:14

Yeah, and they may hit me on my cell and be like, hey,

58:17

you know Tom Brady didn't show up, you can come instead.

58:20

Something like that.

58:21

Do you get to mingle as if you're a regular

58:23

partygoer? Do you have to wear some vest that says press?

58:27

They didn't say that.

58:28

I think he feels like, I think I'm just gonna

58:30

know what he has to wear. He's going

58:33

to get in regardless

58:35

because he's him. Okay, So if he has to cover

58:37

an interview and that's it. He can be cool

58:39

enough for somebody to invite him in some way. He thinks he's going

58:41

to get a super Bowl ticket.

58:43

Yeah, I and my interview. They'll be like, dude,

58:45

you seem like a lot of fun. Why don't you come hang out me in

58:47

the party. Quit interviewing people and get the party. They'd

58:49

be like, let me interview you at the party, and.

58:51

Then we'll go to the party and they'll be like, dude, you are

58:53

so much fun to party with. You want to party at the super

58:55

Bowl. And I'll be like, yeah, I actually do because

58:58

I don't have a ticket.

58:59

Okay, So all this is so we have two parties.

59:01

I'll cover the flight, although we have to book it super

59:03

quick. It's gonna be gone. We have a listener who is gonna

59:05

let him stay the house. The only thing that we didn't have clearance

59:08

on was Lunchbox's wife.

59:10

That's kind of a big one.

59:10

It's a big one because it's like leaving tomorrow

59:13

right after the show. Kids. Yes,

59:16

that being said, he texted her and

59:19

you haven't heard her voice.

59:20

No, I just said, hey, can you send me a little

59:22

memo? We need this for Bobby wants to know if I can go,

59:24

and I need you to tell him it's okay.

59:26

So that's what the text said.

59:27

Yeah, I said, super Bowl,

59:29

you know, three kids, just want to make

59:31

sure you're good.

59:32

All that the

59:36

radio and so.

59:39

Wait, you said to her, I need you to tell.

59:42

Him it's okay.

59:42

No, I just said that way he knows it's okay.

59:45

Well, you read the exact text you said,

59:47

or have Eddie read it so you don't make anything else.

59:50

Good idea. Now, let's see it, Lynch, I

59:52

said, And.

59:53

If she says yes, we'll book it right now.

59:54

I said, Hey, we're talking

59:56

about this super Bowl trip and

59:59

everything is li up, got a place to

1:00:01

stay, got a flight,

1:00:04

look, working on getting into the parties. Now,

1:00:06

I'm just letting you know, is it cool if I go?

1:00:09

That's it?

1:00:09

Eddie alway said, that's pretty much what he said. Are we ready

1:00:12

to hear her voice memo back that we have not heard? Everyboy

1:00:15

good and play.

1:00:17

I saw your text about going to the

1:00:20

super Bowl this weekend. It

1:00:23

sounds cool. I think

1:00:25

it sounds like it could be something that's really

1:00:27

fun. But it's kind of weird that

1:00:29

you have to stay with a listener like

1:00:32

a stranger. I guess if

1:00:34

you're not weirded out by that or you I.

1:00:36

Don't know, you feel safe doing it?

1:00:38

I guess you could go.

1:00:40

I think I guess, yeah, sure,

1:00:42

have fun.

1:00:43

Are you gonna go? Boom?

1:00:47

I can't believe it. We're actually there.

1:00:48

Wow, So now

1:00:51

we just have to do clothes shopping.

1:00:53

No, you're good.

1:00:55

No, no, you have the close remember that you everybody

1:00:58

stand by Alberta in New York is on right

1:01:00

now, Alberta, thank you for calling

1:01:02

the show. What's going on?

1:01:03

Yes? You fell off? Oh no.

1:01:05

What she said was they were taking

1:01:07

bets. They wanted to make a bet that lunchbox

1:01:09

was gonna come up with an excuse not to go.

1:01:11

M what do you mean excuse

1:01:13

not to go? I'm in. I just told

1:01:15

you.

1:01:16

Are you in with any sort of you

1:01:19

have to do this?

1:01:21

I have to go to the parties, I know. No, No, we

1:01:23

have to do anything else for you? Yes, what I

1:01:25

need clothes? We're not No.

1:01:26

No, listen, you were already gonna pay for

1:01:28

the flight, right No, I was it?

1:01:32

Hold on, hold on, so that money was already

1:01:34

designated for like, hey, I'm gonna

1:01:36

pay for the flight and then you got creative and

1:01:38

used your mile so that cat.

1:01:39

I wasn't ever gonna pay for the whole flight.

1:01:41

The cash that you were gonna use for the flight goes

1:01:43

towards clothes.

1:01:44

I need new drip. I can't be showing up.

1:01:47

I can't let me, let me, let me just

1:01:50

stop everything for a second. I'm gonna play a song I

1:01:53

need. I need to compose myself because I knew

1:01:55

there would be something else.

1:01:57

I mean, but if the closes are a no, if he's still

1:01:59

gonna go.

1:02:00

I don't know it's just clothes, Well, he

1:02:02

needs a new drip. Okay.

1:02:04

I want to go over to the phones and talk to Jim, who

1:02:06

is in Wichita, Kansas, who's calling

1:02:08

us because Lunchbox has now been provided at trip to Las

1:02:11

Vegas for the Super Bowl flights,

1:02:13

a place to stay. He's been allowed

1:02:15

into the Gronk party in the shack party, yet

1:02:18

he's made a new demand if he needs clothes.

1:02:20

Jim, what would you like to say to Lunchbox?

1:02:24

Are you lunchbox man?

1:02:25

You got clothes?

1:02:27

You don't need that. Just go as you go and

1:02:30

have fun. You don't nobody

1:02:32

gets this experience.

1:02:34

No. I feel like if I show up

1:02:37

in my older clothes, We're

1:02:39

gonna look like a joke. And I don't want to represent

1:02:41

the Bobby Bone Show looking like a joke. I want

1:02:43

us to look like we're serious.

1:02:45

But what are you gonna wear? Because it's at an outdoor

1:02:47

beach party. It's just shorts and a T shirt.

1:02:49

I mean, I gotta get a new swimsuit, gotta get

1:02:51

some new sunglass.

1:02:52

I mean, you gotta have sun glasses.

1:02:54

Now you want sunglasses.

1:02:55

Well, it's part of the Outfit's about the jersey,

1:02:57

Bobby, can you lend him a jersey?

1:02:59

I have a bunch of signed ones. Wear this Odell

1:03:01

Beckha Junior.

1:03:02

When you go wear.

1:03:02

That's it's the super Bowl.

1:03:05

I mean, I could wear a jerky.

1:03:06

But what about I mean, I'm talking about the part of the shack party

1:03:09

that's a dress.

1:03:09

Up, Like you gotta look fancy.

1:03:11

Okay, you have fancy clothes you got I don't

1:03:14

have that on a fancy bracelets, I

1:03:16

don't have that. And I mean, and you gotta think

1:03:18

when you buy clothes in Vegas, it's a lot more expensive.

1:03:20

Plus haircut and shave, Like

1:03:23

in Vegas, you do that, you're at least looking

1:03:25

at two hundred bucks.

1:03:26

Jim, what are your thoughts on this.

1:03:30

Lunch box? You're killing us?

1:03:31

I know.

1:03:32

No, no, we finally make it happen.

1:03:34

These guys aren't taking it serious. They think it's a big

1:03:36

joke.

1:03:36

We're finally gonna.

1:03:37

Give you eighty thousand flight points.

1:03:39

Oh flight points?

1:03:40

Yeah, no, no, no, that

1:03:43

that flights will buy me a flight somewhere.

1:03:45

Yeah, that's miney.

1:03:46

Wait, what do you have on your computer?

1:03:48

Jim? Thank you for calling. We appreciate it. We're getting the news.

1:03:50

But we'll check back with him in a few seconds.

1:03:52

Okay, all right, but he's

1:03:54

looking at cars now to rent or something.

1:03:57

Well, no, we got to do the news. Heading, don't talk

1:03:59

about what's on my computer. Are you worry about what's on your help? Would

1:04:01

you need a rental call?

1:04:02

Wait, we'll talk about it. I don't want to. I don't

1:04:04

want to intertw let's do that.

1:04:05

Thank you for Thank you for not wanting to

1:04:07

interrupt something for the first time ever in the history of the show.

1:04:09

Okay, let's go to the news.

1:04:11

Body's story.

1:04:14

A Florida man racks up over thirty one thousand

1:04:16

dollars in charges on a company card

1:04:18

to purchase scratch off lottery tickets.

1:04:21

Like, what are they thinking?

1:04:22

Where can I buy you?

1:04:23

This is why Lunchbuck doesn't get a company card.

1:04:25

By the way, here, I didn't

1:04:27

know you could put it on a credit card. I always thought

1:04:29

you had to pay cash.

1:04:30

Yeah. A clear Water, Florida man was arrested

1:04:32

after he was caught using a company credit card to purchase over

1:04:34

thirty one thousand dollars worth of scratch off lottery

1:04:36

tickets. Warren Alexander Johnson,

1:04:38

forty seven, has been charged with conducting

1:04:41

a scheme to the fraud between twenty and fifty grand.

1:04:44

He's a truck driver for All Phase Paving,

1:04:46

and they discovered one of the credit cards have several

1:04:49

thousand dollars worth of fraudulent charges on it. The

1:04:51

owner of the company went at the credit card saments and noticed his

1:04:53

card was used thirty one thousand, six hundred

1:04:55

ninety three dollars between different convenience stores.

1:04:58

Oh and so, he admitted,

1:05:00

but yeah, the same thing. I guess in some states you can,

1:05:02

in some states you can't.

1:05:03

I guess I've never heard of that.

1:05:04

That's from Fox News.

1:05:06

Dang, dude, I wonder if he ever won.

1:05:07

Anything twenty three states allow lottery

1:05:10

tickets to be purchased with a credit card.

1:05:11

Oh wow, seems like a bad news.

1:05:15

Bad idea. Courtney Love has been offered

1:05:17

fifty thousand dollars to take a light detector

1:05:19

test over Kurt Cobain's death. Courtney

1:05:22

Love's been offered the fifty grand to take this light detector test.

1:05:24

The big money deals been put on the table to get

1:05:26

to the bottom of the Nirvana Rockers death.

1:05:29

Courtney's been asked take a film test to clear name approved

1:05:31

she was not involved with his death. That's from the

1:05:33

mirror. That would be a terrible idea for her. What terrible

1:05:36

idea. What who's asking for this?

1:05:38

Author Ian Halpern, who

1:05:41

has been part of covering it,

1:05:43

and.

1:05:44

I guess I don't know. I thought he'd

1:05:47

the accusation.

1:05:49

He took the autopsy was leaked. What I thought.

1:05:51

He took his own way.

1:05:52

That's that's the story, killed himself. But there's a lot of

1:05:54

conspiracy theories about it. His

1:05:57

autopsy was released like two weeks ago,

1:05:59

like a leak Kurt Cobain's and so

1:06:01

he said, I just wanted to finally clear it up and get to

1:06:03

the truth. A polygraph would be a step to erase the doubt

1:06:06

forever. She has always denied any

1:06:08

suggestions of being involved. Halpern

1:06:11

claims he has a convincing argument Cobain did not

1:06:13

kill himself. In his new book, Case

1:06:15

Closed the Cobaine Murder, the killing and cover

1:06:17

up of Kurt Cobain.

1:06:19

He has probed into.

1:06:19

The musician's suicide since the mid nineties. He

1:06:21

claims he has evidence Kurt was murdered, but doesn't accuse

1:06:23

anyone, including his widow Courtney.

1:06:26

It would be a terrible idea for fifty

1:06:28

thousand dollars because she's going to do it,

1:06:31

and best case scenario where she gets fifty

1:06:33

grand doesn't like change her life that much, and

1:06:36

that's best. Best worst is she didn't kill

1:06:38

him, and it shows up that she could be

1:06:40

lying or an inconclusive or

1:06:42

because anything that's not straight

1:06:45

up she's telling only the truth, it's

1:06:47

going to be looked at as something's even fishier.

1:06:50

It's just too much risk, not enough reward, and.

1:06:51

Those things aren't really one hundred percent accurate.

1:06:53

Right, Yeah, that's what we hear, I nerd that I don't

1:06:55

know.

1:06:56

Yeah, didn't you guys

1:06:58

do one long time ago? But the guy was like our fend thing.

1:07:00

But lunch we didn't strap. We didn't

1:07:02

strap like they do like nipples and

1:07:04

yah, and.

1:07:06

Like the FBI was are different than one that we had done. What did you

1:07:08

guys do?

1:07:08

Fingers and like heart rate but not

1:07:11

anything wrist like

1:07:13

we didn't put the probe in. Yeah, that's how

1:07:16

that's how, you know. Yeah,

1:07:18

we never wore like the things that wrap around you.

1:07:20

So Mariah Carey was because Lunchbox said

1:07:22

he got it by a shark.

1:07:25

I didn't get eat the battle boat.

1:07:28

And the lie detector said that he was lying. But

1:07:31

again it wasn't one of those strap ones. Mariah

1:07:35

Carey was plucked from a from traffic and driven to the

1:07:37

Grammys and a golf cart. So apparently

1:07:40

traffic was really bad and she was maybe

1:07:42

a little late what so they drove out

1:07:44

in a golf cart and left her car there. Got well,

1:07:46

I'm sure she had driver, sure she wasn't driving. She

1:07:49

wasn't like driving her Prius and then she just left

1:07:51

the thing. Really

1:07:53

yeah, because lunchboxs and I were stuck one

1:07:55

time, we were we were thinking about ditching the car.

1:07:58

But you're not, Mariah Carrey. No, we're not quote.

1:08:01

We literally drove a golf cart the wrong way up the freeway

1:08:03

and brought her back, so she made it on time. That's

1:08:06

pretty funny. And then she presented Best Pop

1:08:08

Solo Performance and that Grammy to Miley

1:08:10

Cyrus from Rolling Stone. If you want to go

1:08:12

to the Super Bowl, which lunchbox? And

1:08:16

do you want a Super Bowl sweet two point

1:08:18

five million dollars and it comes with wagu

1:08:20

hot dogs and a surfing turf buffet.

1:08:23

Mount on that Wagoo hot dog? I don't need

1:08:25

that.

1:08:25

The luxury suite comes with a two point

1:08:27

five million dollar price tag, fully

1:08:30

stocked, and they let some media

1:08:32

members go in and see what it would look like

1:08:34

if they were to sit in it. And so twenty

1:08:36

wealthy football fans will be there

1:08:38

and it's surfing turf, it's

1:08:41

beef and lobster Wago hot dogs,

1:08:43

which is I guess I don't understand. I

1:08:45

know Wago beef, but you can make a hot dog.

1:08:47

I guess it's just the hot making the meat out

1:08:49

of the Wago beefstead.

1:08:51

Of seafood, stuffed potatoes.

1:08:54

Plenty to drink, full service bar stuff

1:08:56

Up says they get in price, not to the sweet.

1:08:59

But period right now is fifty

1:09:01

three hundred dollars, which it's down a bit if

1:09:03

you just want to get into bad seats. But

1:09:06

I'm looking at the suite here and it looks nice,

1:09:09

but it's like two point five million dollars and it's gonna

1:09:11

be over in three hours.

1:09:12

Yeah, you're out.

1:09:14

Of your mind, I guess,

1:09:16

unless your mind is so big. Do you have a billion dollars? Yeah,

1:09:18

it doesn't affect anything if you're Jeff

1:09:20

Bezos who cares. Or you're like bringing a bunch

1:09:22

of clients and you write it off. But even when you write something

1:09:24

off, you don't get it all back.

1:09:26

Maybe they all go in a hazzi spaceplitic.

1:09:29

That's still so much a lot of money long,

1:09:32

I know, but.

1:09:33

I'm trying to figure it out.

1:09:35

Taylor Swift sells one over private jets. Taylor

1:09:37

Swift sold her Falcon nine hundred private jet

1:09:40

last month. According to the FAA, the

1:09:42

plane, which she bought in two thousand and nine,

1:09:45

if you buy it new, is listed at forty four million.

1:09:47

Whoa wow, So she probably sold it for

1:09:50

twenty million or so. If I'm just guessing

1:09:53

the sale leaves Swift. We only don't

1:09:55

get said one private jet for now, oh no,

1:09:58

or Taylor, but she's going to probably

1:10:00

buy new one another one. While Swift

1:10:03

was criticized for her a huge carbon footprint,

1:10:05

Swift's manager says she buys carbon credits to offset

1:10:07

jet fuel use. She's gonna fly privately

1:10:09

from a concert in Tokyo to the super Bowl in Las Vegas.

1:10:12

News Nation.

1:10:13

Now you think that was to throw off that kid.

1:10:15

I think this happened in the past, and it just so happens

1:10:17

that those stories around each other.

1:10:20

So this story gets bigger because of.

1:10:21

That, because she said sold it a month ago.

1:10:23

Yeah, I think the

1:10:25

the grub hub guy or the stub No, the

1:10:27

car Carfax guy bought it. No,

1:10:29

no, no, one of those car places like that

1:10:31

Carvana. I don't know. I saw it though,

1:10:33

and it was like the guy, but yeah, I

1:10:36

forget who it was. But one of those guys who made

1:10:38

a lot of money doing something online

1:10:40

with cars is who bought

1:10:42

it.

1:10:42

Auto Trader. We

1:10:45

just keep guessing, but.

1:10:46

I'm not gonna know. Uber if

1:10:49

you say it, oh Mike, if you'll find it, that'd be

1:10:51

cool. Time Traveler says humans will be extinct to

1:10:53

twenty twenty.

1:10:53

Seven of course is not that far away.

1:10:58

Human days are number of acording to a man who

1:11:00

claims to be a time traveler. The guy known

1:11:03

only as hobby Are Hobbier says

1:11:06

there'll be abandoned roads, stores and landmarks.

1:11:08

He's from the future and enjoy

1:11:10

the future. It's

1:11:12

just too close.

1:11:13

If you're doing stuff like that, you gotta do it further out, so

1:11:16

there's a chance you're right for a lot longer until

1:11:18

you're proven wrong. Like, don't say I'm

1:11:20

a time traveler from the future and in three days

1:11:23

an alien is gonna visit.

1:11:25

Because you only have three days for your lie to live.

1:11:27

You need a lot longer than that so you can like build a colt

1:11:29

have a following all. Yeah,

1:11:33

Carshield, Carshield, I

1:11:35

work with car shield. Yeah, I think that's why

1:11:37

it stuck with me. Landlines

1:11:40

are doomed. But I don't have a landline. It's

1:11:42

been it's been dead to Oh, I don't have one. Anybody

1:11:45

have a landline at all? And the whole show, but parents

1:11:47

do. That would make sense. I still call him

1:11:49

on it. You don't have one even in your studio.

1:11:52

Oh, I do at my house,

1:11:54

at my home studio, I do.

1:11:55

I don't think we have even a landline. I think we have

1:11:57

a different kind of line.

1:11:58

Mine is a little yes like phone with buttons. I remember

1:12:01

my kids being confused by it and it actually

1:12:03

ring the other day during an interview. Was it

1:12:05

just like a sales call? Or

1:12:08

you know what are they called?

1:12:12

Phone companies across the nation want to stop providing

1:12:14

landline service so they can move

1:12:17

forward fully with new technologies, and some of

1:12:19

them don't work on landlines. So within the

1:12:21

next five to ten years, landlines will be extinct

1:12:23

from Wired magazine?

1:12:25

What did that get from the future show tell us

1:12:27

that? Then, Yeah, what

1:12:29

what are they gonna do with all those telephone wires that we wired

1:12:32

the whole world with? What

1:12:34

do they do with I mean, weren't there a lot more railroad tracks

1:12:36

back in the day too?

1:12:37

Oh yeah, abandoned.

1:12:40

Well, I'm sure they take some them up and build

1:12:42

new roads over them.

1:12:44

This just took a long time to put telephone wires and now

1:12:46

and then be like, well, we don't need those anymore, so we built.

1:12:48

What about buildings? They're upfront, they

1:12:50

demolished and then they what do they think they do?

1:12:53

They just remake new ones? Yeah,

1:12:55

pretty cool process.

1:12:56

You got me, I didn't get you. I'm thinking

1:12:58

about it too. Social media

1:13:00

breakup fall. It happens, breaking up. It's harder to do

1:13:02

when you're on the apps. The best strategy is

1:13:04

to unfriend your ex and

1:13:07

even block them. Don't

1:13:09

allow yourself to be tempted to look at their new

1:13:11

pictures with friends or potential dates. Also,

1:13:13

remove any pictures of you two from your own profile.

1:13:16

Constantly seeing pictures of your past relationships

1:13:18

don't allow you to get over them. That's from Glamour magazine.

1:13:21

What I would suggest you do is

1:13:24

unfollow, but then just mute

1:13:26

them so they don't pop up, because if you

1:13:28

block them, unless they did something bad to

1:13:30

you, it's just gonna be your

1:13:33

first at being a bit seemingly

1:13:36

petty. Oh you block me, but if

1:13:38

you mute you still don't see it. Just don't

1:13:40

go over to their page. If you block,

1:13:42

that's almost a sign of aggression. Now,

1:13:45

if they deserve aggression, cool, But if

1:13:47

it's like a breakup and relationships

1:13:49

taking its course, blocking them just seems

1:13:51

a bit dressed.

1:13:52

If you mute them, though, can they still if you

1:13:54

mute them and they DM you, will you see it?

1:13:56

I don't know. Walk around muting people. I don't

1:13:58

know.

1:13:58

I just know because I'm thinking, like

1:14:00

what if you're like, oh.

1:14:01

What if they're d me.

1:14:02

That's a whole different thing.

1:14:03

Okay, It's just so you don't see their

1:14:05

stuff without wanting to see it. Bedroom

1:14:08

masks are great if you want to sleep. Sleep experts

1:14:10

say to sleep with one of those ie masks over because

1:14:13

it can reduce you waking

1:14:15

up at night because lights creeping in in any way

1:14:17

whatsoever, like a hallway light, a

1:14:19

night light, your phone lighting up for any reason.

1:14:22

Wearing an eye mask is a simple way to block everything

1:14:24

out from sleep a research journal. I

1:14:27

do sleep now, and I have the last six nights maybe or

1:14:29

five or six nights with the tape on my

1:14:31

mouth.

1:14:31

How's that going? Pretty good?

1:14:33

I don't wake up with my mouth being

1:14:35

so dry, like to see her at desert?

1:14:37

What about your sleep study stuff?

1:14:39

I went to the doctor.

1:14:41

Yeah, I talked about it, right, I know, But is there

1:14:43

an update?

1:14:43

No.

1:14:43

I got a text going, hey, we're gonna reach out real soon, and she

1:14:46

said, if you don't hear from me the next couple

1:14:48

of days, call because we

1:14:50

want to do this sooner than later.

1:14:51

I just no, one's called me.

1:14:53

So it's your turn to call.

1:14:54

Yeah, but I don't.

1:14:54

I can't. I forgot the balls in your quart back.

1:14:57

Yeah, names I talk to? Oh so do I

1:14:59

call up and be like.

1:14:59

Hey, yeah, this is Bobby D. Like

1:15:02

I was in there the other day.

1:15:03

Yeah.

1:15:04

So I supposed to go sometime soon. But their camera's

1:15:06

all on. It looks weird. That's weird, I

1:15:08

know. Finally, I married Virginia teacher

1:15:10

admits the sneaking into a fourteen year old student's home to

1:15:12

hook up with them.

1:15:14

Can you explain this to me?

1:15:16

A married Virginia teacher faces up to fifty years

1:15:18

behind bars after pleading guilty

1:15:20

to have sex with a fourteen year old student over the school year

1:15:22

at his home. She's twenty

1:15:24

five. She taught him at Hungary Creek Middle

1:15:27

School. Pleaded guilty to four counts

1:15:30

during the twenty twenty two twenty twenty three school

1:15:32

year. Miss Jordan's some relations with a fourteen year

1:15:34

old student. On occasion, she would go to

1:15:36

the victim's house. It's from the New

1:15:38

York Post. Oh my goodness, I saw a picture of them together.

1:15:41

You see the pictures them together?

1:15:42

Oh I no, no, I think that's her husband.

1:15:44

Oh, they black the kid's face out.

1:15:46

Oh no, I didn't see that.

1:15:47

Yeah, she has a husband with a beard.

1:15:49

Yeah.

1:15:49

And then next to it was her and the kid. They had the face his

1:15:51

face blacked out.

1:15:52

Oh my like and people

1:15:55

said, you get that he could not do his homework and she wouldn't

1:15:57

say anything.

1:15:58

That's another teacher.

1:16:00

Yeah, I don't understand. And maybe they feel like there's

1:16:02

a like a obviously

1:16:05

something's not psychological. Yes, some

1:16:07

some brain chemistry has been messed up there,

1:16:11

and she must feel like there's some

1:16:13

sort of connection.

1:16:14

Yeah, students that they would openly flirt in the classroom.

1:16:17

Yeah, wild, that sucks.

1:16:19

All right, there you go.

1:16:19

That's Bobby's

1:16:22

story.

1:16:25

I want to go over to Jessica in Oklahoma, who

1:16:28

has called the show regarding Lunch boxes Las Vegas

1:16:30

trip. Jessica, you're on what do

1:16:32

you want to say?

1:16:33

Good morning studio.

1:16:37

So I have a theory as to why

1:16:39

Lunch doesn't want to do

1:16:42

this anymore. I

1:16:44

think that he wants to ask

1:16:47

for a car and ask

1:16:50

for clothes and

1:16:53

a haircut because

1:16:55

I want. I think he wants city money.

1:16:58

What's what money spend?

1:17:00

I think he wants gambling, running and gambling.

1:17:02

Got it?

1:17:03

Well, then why wouldn't he ask for just like one hundred bucks

1:17:06

and gambling money? Not saying you should

1:17:08

ask for that, but I mean, I hear you. It does

1:17:10

feel like he's trying to weasel out of this now that he'd ask

1:17:12

for it.

1:17:12

I'm not why would I weasel out of it? This is

1:17:14

the opportunity of a lifetime. It's gonna be amazing.

1:17:16

I think you're onto something, Jessica, like all

1:17:18

the content we're gonna have.

1:17:20

In that case, I have one hundred dollars

1:17:22

in chips to aria he can have

1:17:25

them.

1:17:25

Oh wow, that's good.

1:17:26

That's right.

1:17:28

So Lunchbox wants go to Vegas, so he said,

1:17:30

boom, we'll send you for the Super Bowl. A listener said, you can

1:17:32

stay at my house. I have enough points to send

1:17:34

them non stop by the way both ways,

1:17:37

that's for

1:17:40

sure. And so let's

1:17:42

go. And he got accepted to these parties,

1:17:44

the Gronk Party, the Shack Party, yep. And

1:17:47

so his wife even sent a note

1:17:49

that was like, yeah, go ahead. It sounds

1:17:51

crazy, but go ahead, have fun. And then all of a sudden

1:17:53

he hits with I'm gonna need some clothes.

1:17:55

My hat listen. You don't go to the Grammys in your

1:17:57

old suit from last year. You have a newt.

1:18:00

That's not and it's also not true.

1:18:02

You can did you did you look

1:18:04

at the Grammys? Do you see the way? Did

1:18:06

you see the way those three were dressed? They didn't pull those

1:18:08

out of their closet. They got new drip.

1:18:11

Thank you, Jessica. Let me go to the other Jessica.

1:18:13

We have another Jessica on the phone in Garden City, Kansas.

1:18:16

Jessica, you're on the show. What's going on?

1:18:20

Yeah?

1:18:20

So I was looking into the podcast and

1:18:22

how Lunchbox wants to be winded and

1:18:25

done by a dealership, and

1:18:27

I happened to be a sales person out of dealership

1:18:30

and take them out

1:18:32

to lunch, do

1:18:34

all all this stuff.

1:18:34

And sell them a car.

1:18:35

Okay, nice. I saw something about a car in Lunchbox.

1:18:38

I thought it was like, you're trying to get a car in Vegas. That's Vegas

1:18:40

car.

1:18:40

I love it.

1:18:40

Hey put her on hole, let's come back to her.

1:18:42

Yeah, we'll come back.

1:18:45

Let's go to line one. Cliff and baton Rouge Louisiana.

1:18:47

Hey, Cliff, what's up, buddy? Thank you for calling

1:18:49

the show Cliff.

1:18:50

Go ahead, Hey, good morning

1:18:53

studio. I

1:18:56

think Lunchbox does

1:18:58

need new club, thank you. And

1:19:01

I think Abby should

1:19:04

be the one who hears them clothes.

1:19:06

Oh, picks him out, Yeah,

1:19:08

like they would do on Queer Eye. Whether the guys would take them out and

1:19:10

pick the stuff, Abby would do that.

1:19:12

Why do you think Abby knows fashion better

1:19:14

than you? Well, yeah, I'm just asked. I don't

1:19:16

know where it gets that Abbey.

1:19:18

Knows because you torment her and hethings

1:19:20

would be funny to have her get to pick your

1:19:22

clothes.

1:19:23

I mean, fine, whatever, I just need a thousand

1:19:25

dollars for cold that's dude,

1:19:28

Thank you, Kleff. This is next level,

1:19:30

guys, it's.

1:19:31

But it's next level. Then if you want to go, so

1:19:33

are you saying you're drawing the line?

1:19:35

And then also, I've

1:19:37

been looking it up. And when you roll up to these

1:19:39

parties, I can't be rolling up and what

1:19:41

was that guy's nick?

1:19:42

Was that his name? You get to stay

1:19:44

with him? Yeah, I can't be rolling up in his car.

1:19:46

I mean it's like a mini van, you know what I mean? Whatever,

1:19:49

it can't be looking like that celeb.

1:19:51

Don't know it's a minivan, by

1:19:53

the way Nick called this a lunchbox could stay at his house.

1:19:55

Here's a clip of Nick calling the show this

1:19:57

morning.

1:19:58

Sun, Nick, do you want to come to stay

1:20:00

in my house? To seat in?

1:20:02

Oh Man?

1:20:02

So it

1:20:07

sounds weird when you say it, like buck, how

1:20:10

many do you have a spare bedroom? Would you all

1:20:12

be sharing a room?

1:20:13

I can share room with lunchbucks. I was a spare bedroom.

1:20:15

And then it's my wife and I who lived here.

1:20:18

We have a dog.

1:20:18

Oh my, we're totally normal.

1:20:20

I didn't hear anything about a minivans nothing.

1:20:22

So what do you need much of?

1:20:24

Just Uber?

1:20:24

That's what everybody else does.

1:20:25

No, no, no, no.

1:20:26

Celebs aren't Uber and there they're covering it as

1:20:28

press. I understand, but they are going to

1:20:31

expect you to roll up like them. So

1:20:33

I found from an exotic rental

1:20:36

we can get a Lambeau

1:20:39

Evo Spider twenty twenty three

1:20:41

and for twenty four hours, so we I'd pick it up like

1:20:43

thirty minutes before the party on Friday night and

1:20:46

return it Saturday night. Like

1:20:48

I'd go to the party and I'd tell them, hey,

1:20:50

this is where you can pick it up. It's one

1:20:53

and ninety nine dollars plus tax for the twenty four

1:20:55

hours.

1:20:56

Because if you're gonna be like awesome, but there's a

1:20:59

lit's Lamborghini it's nine to ninety a

1:21:01

day, that one looks even cooler.

1:21:03

Okay, I mean that that'll work to that works

1:21:05

too. But what I'm saying is, if you're gonna be rolling

1:21:07

up to these parties, you got to roll up like celebrity.

1:21:10

You'll have nowhere to park and they won't think your celebrity, so they

1:21:12

won't take your car.

1:21:13

What No, you roll up in a Lambo,

1:21:15

they're gonna be like, oh, you're not doing press anymore. You're straight

1:21:17

into the party.

1:21:18

Here's here's the deal I will make.

1:21:21

So are we doing it?

1:21:22

In the net?

1:21:22

I need you to let me know. I've already

1:21:24

let you know.

1:21:25

Hold on, I need you to let me know what your

1:21:28

take it or leave it.

1:21:30

You have to have it or you're not gonna go.

1:21:31

Offer is okay, And

1:21:34

I will give you the take it or leave it what I'm

1:21:36

going to give you offer, and if it doesn't match,

1:21:38

you won't go.

1:21:39

We'll do that in just a minute. Fine, if you

1:21:41

want to, I mean, you're.

1:21:43

I don't care if you go, I'll know it as a favor for

1:21:45

you.

1:21:46

If you could be screwing up the biggest opportunity

1:21:48

of this.

1:21:48

Shows ever, could be screwing up your opportunity.

1:21:50

Do you know how mad the listeners are going to be? Hey,

1:21:52

if you don't send me to the.

1:21:53

Super Bowl, you give me one final I hate.

1:21:55

Hey.

1:21:56

I hope you're ready for the hate that's gonna come your way if

1:21:58

you don't meet my demail. But I won't look at my DM.

1:22:01

I need you to listen on every single thing you need, including

1:22:04

room fly, everything

1:22:06

that we've talked about, plus everything you need yep.

1:22:09

And in the next segment or so, we'll

1:22:11

go through it and yes or no, okay,

1:22:13

thank you

1:22:16

Over to line too. This is Audrey

1:22:18

and Vero Beach, Florida. Audrey, thank

1:22:20

you for calling the show. What's going on?

1:22:23

Hey, So I say just say

1:22:26

no,

1:22:28

no new clothes, no new drip,

1:22:31

no haircut, no believe

1:22:34

lunchbox needs to go as lunch

1:22:36

bops.

1:22:38

You so lunch

1:22:40

spots right now.

1:22:41

Drip, Why would you want to be something you're not?

1:22:43

No, No, I wear new clothes to nice events.

1:22:46

Like when I show up to nice events, I have new clothes

1:22:48

on.

1:22:49

So this is why would have to be new every time.

1:22:51

It is because what I hear is you have

1:22:53

some nice clothes you could wear if.

1:22:54

You've only want.

1:22:55

If you wear new clothes to every nice event, that

1:22:57

means you probably doest some clothes you have warn that often because you go to

1:22:59

that many nice events.

1:23:00

No, I don't really have that many.

1:23:02

Okay, I thank you, Audrey. We're about

1:23:04

to here. That was a bad call.

1:23:09

See later.

1:23:10

It's gonna lie nine. This is Kevin

1:23:12

who's on the phone. Hey, Kevin, appreciate

1:23:14

you calling the show. What do you want to say?

1:23:17

I think it's often nice of you, Bobby

1:23:21

to use your pre complyer miles

1:23:23

to get him to and from Vegas.

1:23:27

If he wants all these new clothes, the

1:23:29

car a haricute that he says

1:23:32

cost two hundred dollars. I know better it

1:23:35

should come out of his pocket.

1:23:37

Wait, wait, wait, how is it nice for Bobby? I

1:23:39

am doing this for the show.

1:23:41

We don't care if it's nice of me to

1:23:43

show to sacrifice my weekend to

1:23:46

get material for the show.

1:23:48

I don't know why. Oh, Bobby so nice?

1:23:50

What about what I'm doing for you guys, the listeners,

1:23:52

and for this show?

1:23:56

It's nice?

1:23:56

To him because they're his miles.

1:23:58

That's true, it's my time.

1:24:00

Are you understand Why don't you First

1:24:02

of all, Kevin called us, you have to yell at him. I don' understand how like

1:24:05

Weda, we didn't ask you to go. You

1:24:07

asked us if we would send you. That's

1:24:09

the difference. We didn't say, Lunchbox, will you go?

1:24:11

You were always trying to look for ways to take the show to

1:24:13

the next level, and I am. I am now whits

1:24:15

you in that boat?

1:24:16

This level?

1:24:18

Okay?

1:24:18

So what are your demands? Yeah,

1:24:21

and if we if I can meet them, we will book

1:24:23

the everything right after this segment.

1:24:25

Go ahead, flight, okay, I

1:24:27

will use I.

1:24:28

Have seventy thousand points that

1:24:30

I will use, which because the flights

1:24:32

were so expensive, this is going to cost me two

1:24:34

flights basically two round trip flights is and

1:24:36

in one way to Vegas. So I will use my points

1:24:38

for that. Go ahead, room and board. We

1:24:41

have room and board. Play the first part of that call Please from

1:24:43

our listener.

1:24:43

Here submit Wait, Lunchbox,

1:24:45

do you want to come and stay in my house? Set in there

1:24:48

you go.

1:24:49

That's done, got that perfect, YEP,

1:24:51

seven hundred and fifty for clothes close

1:24:54

in Vegas are expensive.

1:24:56

You go to those shops, buy them here. You don't have to buy

1:24:58

them, you gay, I don't know if I have time. I

1:25:01

got a lot of loose ends to tie up before I.

1:25:02

Go to be seven and fifty more dollars.

1:25:05

Yeah, but I came down, you

1:25:07

said, you know, I want to be fair and

1:25:10

objective. Twelve hundred for the Lambeau

1:25:13

because I figured the nine hundred.

1:25:16

Plus taxes go ahead. And then

1:25:18

two hundred and fifty dollars per dim

1:25:20

per day for food Vegas.

1:25:23

You go eat, it's seventy five dollars a meal.

1:25:25

It's expensive for one person. Two

1:25:28

hundred and fifty dollars I'd lifted up haircut and

1:25:30

shave at a

1:25:32

at a barber shop on the strip, quite expensive.

1:25:36

And then three hundred dollars gambling per

1:25:38

day.

1:25:39

And alcohol that is

1:25:41

just a reimbursement when I get

1:25:44

back, because I don't know how much I'm

1:25:46

going to drink if people are going to be buying me drinks,

1:25:48

if I'm gonna have to buy people drinks to wine

1:25:51

and dine them schmooze with. You

1:25:53

know, maybe if I run into Roger Goodell, the you

1:25:55

know, Commission of the NFL, and I got

1:25:57

to buy him a drink. So yeah,

1:26:00

I just bring the receipt and you reimburse me for the alcohol.

1:26:03

Roughly, he wants three thousand more dollars.

1:26:05

Three thousand more dollars to what we don't even care to send them

1:26:07

to we have, We don't even Oh you care,

1:26:10

I don't care.

1:26:10

Is it the wisest Is it the biggest eventd

1:26:12

of the year? Yeah?

1:26:15

Yeah, probably yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, it's

1:26:17

a big deal.

1:26:18

Okay, but we don't care if you cover a party, is

1:26:21

it?

1:26:22

Hey?

1:26:22

Guys with a bunch of reality stars.

1:26:24

So okay, here's what we're gonna do.

1:26:26

You want three thousand dollars? Yeah, I'm

1:26:29

already buying your flight. We already have a piny fee to

1:26:31

stay.

1:26:32

I'm willing all

1:26:37

in.

1:26:38

To go for your flight to

1:26:41

and back and put you in in a You'll be

1:26:43

one of the first fifteen ward southwest.

1:26:45

Okay? Nice? Hey? List five

1:26:48

hundred cash total? What

1:26:51

total?

1:26:52

Total?

1:26:53

That doesn't even get me clothes.

1:26:55

We can spend it as you see fit.

1:26:56

How am I gonna eat on five hundred dollars?

1:26:59

Like I But this is something that you

1:27:01

want to do, So.

1:27:02

Yes, I want to do it for us, Okay,

1:27:05

I don't want you to go. It doesn't I don't care.

1:27:07

I think it's actually this is.

1:27:09

Such a this is this what I'm willing. Here's the problem.

1:27:11

You never take anything serious.

1:27:13

Five hundred pay

1:27:15

you five hundred dollars in cash and pay for

1:27:17

your flight there in the back unless you off

1:27:19

the show on Monday.

1:27:21

Give me the lambo that didn't give me a

1:27:23

here.

1:27:23

Is that you drawn a line in the sand.

1:27:25

I'm drawing a line in the sand. So if you

1:27:27

want to change your if you want time to think about

1:27:29

it, if you want.

1:27:30

To, you guys want to add any money to this, because I will not. I'm

1:27:32

not going to move this segment past this time.

1:27:34

I added one hundred six are

1:27:37

the coins chips?

1:27:38

Yes, I'll throw in a suit you want

1:27:40

to. I mean you you donated like three suits

1:27:42

to me. I think they fit lunch hundred

1:27:44

bucks and I'm not.

1:27:45

Wearing Eddie's clothes.

1:27:48

Their technically box so we're done exactly, So

1:27:50

we're not going to the suit.

1:27:51

They're really nice, dude, He's.

1:27:54

Just like, not, what's his deal? Do you just not want to?

1:27:56

You don't really want to go, but your.

1:27:58

The dog finally caught the car, didn't know what to

1:28:00

do.

1:28:01

Yeah, that's a great way to

1:28:03

put it. How would you say that, Amy, I came up with

1:28:05

exactly what I needed. He's not adding

1:28:07

stuff.

1:28:07

He's not willing to do what we need to

1:28:09

make an experience that I want to enjoy.

1:28:12

He's trying to put me like on a

1:28:14

budget.

1:28:15

We don't even care if you go. We were just doing it for you

1:28:17

as a gift to you.

1:28:18

So we wait until, wait, wait till we see all

1:28:20

the pictures from the parties, and you're gonna be like, Wow,

1:28:22

that celebrity was there, could have got them on the show. All Look, that

1:28:25

celebrity could have met them. I mean, I could have

1:28:27

built so many relationships. But you guys

1:28:29

want to play.

1:28:31

Like what.

1:28:32

I was just wanting to give him five undred bucks in cash and

1:28:34

pay him pays for at light.

1:28:36

A listener offered his house to you. Okay,

1:28:38

so we're done. He will not be going to Vegas

1:28:40

for the Super Bowl. You guys can

1:28:43

and Bobby, all of our listeners just heard we tried to

1:28:45

make it happen.

1:28:45

So then we tried, but Bobby wouldn't step up. He

1:28:48

doesn't care about you, the listener. He doesn't care about giving

1:28:50

experiences to you guys, but they wouldn't

1:28:52

go it's you, but they would live vicuriously through

1:28:54

me.

1:28:54

They could live vicariously through Grown's Instagram.

1:28:58

Or making over shacks and Instagram

1:29:01

all the other.

1:29:03

Okay, we're done. We're going to quit, right, final

1:29:06

thought.

1:29:07

I mean, I'm keeping my chips.

1:29:09

Yeah good, yeah, Eddie.

1:29:11

And we gave them every opportunity, opportunity.

1:29:13

We actually gave him resources everything. I offered

1:29:15

suits, clothes.

1:29:17

Okay, so not there, all

1:29:19

right, all good?