0:03

Titting, what's

0:11

up? Welcome to Wednesday Show? More than studio money?

0:13

All right, let's check in with their buddy, Let's go around the

0:15

room. I didn't know if I wanted to cry or laugh

0:18

when he signed my ball with Larry Bird's autograund

0:21

It's head.

0:21

A man, Dude.

0:23

I waited a long long time to

0:25

watch this movie. And now that I've seen it,

0:27

I'm like, what a terrible movie.

0:29

The Bling Ring, Like we've talked about

0:31

people that robbed the celebrities houses.

0:33

Yeah, We've talked about it, and

0:35

I'm like, oh, it came out what like in the

0:38

early two thousands, and I'm like, I'm gonna watch

0:40

this.

0:41

Oh yeah, twenty thirteen. And I finally watched

0:44

it the other night. Dude, it is terrible

0:46

the movie or what they did wasn't that interesting?

0:48

No, No, what they did is amazing. That's why I always wanted to

0:50

watch it. I Mean, they broke into so many

0:52

celebrities houses in Hollywood. It

0:54

did all kinds of stuff. Paris Hilton's houses,

0:59

every house door unlocked, every

1:01

house down. They just they would just go around

1:04

and check all the doors. They would just go and ooh, this

1:06

sliding doors open what's going in no way,

1:08

and sometimes they wouldn't even steal. They would just hang

1:10

out in the house and act like they were the celebrity.

1:13

I mean, the story is.

1:14

Unbelievable, but the movie was

1:17

just them doing it over and over

1:19

and over. There was no cops at all. There was

1:21

no like that scene where the investigators

1:23

are like, hey, what do we have here? Like do we know who

1:25

it is? Nothing like that. It was just them

1:27

going to every house doing what they do. Terrible

1:29

movie, terrible movie, crazy story.

1:32

Dude, it's crazy. And I think there's a new documentary

1:34

as long as.

1:35

I say, did you watch a movie or was it a documentary?

1:37

This is the original movie.

1:38

That they with Emma Tom's

1:40

Yeah, I don't know, dude, Emma Watson's

1:43

I won't be watching it.

1:44

Don't watch It's a waste of time.

1:45

Next up, the sale of the palette items

1:48

will most likely never be complete, but we were impressed

1:50

that he put some of them in a spreadsheet.

1:53

When you go to a concert, it's your decision,

1:56

stand up, sit down, whatever you want to do.

1:58

The artist should not be up on stage

2:00

scolding you, and Madonna

2:03

found out the hard way. She

2:05

is in the middle of her concert, and some woman

2:07

is sitting down and

2:10

Madonna starts going, why

2:13

are you sitting down

2:17

there?

2:19

Why are you doing down?

2:28

Sorry about that?

2:29

She was in a wheelchair. This is terrible,

2:32

Madonna.

2:33

She said, sorry about that. Politically

2:35

incorrect.

2:36

Oh my goodness, that

2:38

is so like she

2:41

has a choice to sit down anyway, like she doesn't

2:43

have to stand up. And then the point

2:45

at her and then everybody's going wheelchair wheelchairs.

2:47

She's like, uh, politically

2:49

and coress crench for sure. I

2:53

saw the headline and the video started playing. I could watch the

2:56

video.

2:56

It's terrible. Didn't make Then

2:59

she just goes back to her conser, Yeah, what do you do? All

3:01

right?

3:01

Next up, doctor Lauria praised their Madame Alexander

3:03

dolls and find out they're worth some money.

3:05

But some of them were missing limbs, which made it pretty

3:07

funny. It's Amy.

3:09

So I was in a meeting the other day and.

3:10

I had a headache and it was kind of like one of the

3:13

headaches it's like all the way around your head, and

3:15

I guess it's called a tension headache because one of the

3:17

girls there was like, oh, yeah, I get tension headache sometimes.

3:20

And I didn't have any pain reliever.

3:22

So she said, put a pencil between a

3:25

hoof like that, Yeah, and that just

3:27

like kind of keep it there gently, you don't like bite down

3:29

super hard, but that it should eventually like give

3:31

some relief.

3:32

Is it because you're giving light tension to

3:34

the tension out nderstand?

3:35

Yeah?

3:35

So I googled it later because I was like, wait, what is behind

3:38

this? And according to doctors, gripping a pencil between

3:40

your teeth can potentially relieve the tension

3:43

in the head. You just have to simply

3:45

put it there, not bite down, and

3:47

it'll relax the jaw so it'll

3:50

stop sending thousands of stress

3:52

and tension to the head.

3:53

If you use your finger so that

3:55

a hurt. Well that wouldn't fight all the way down,

3:57

but it would look weird in a meeting.

3:59

Yeah, but yeah, you can kind of kind

4:01

of have a pencil your mounting a meeting. But

4:03

I just thought, well, I don't know if it works because

4:05

it was really relaxing me or placebo effect

4:08

because I thought it was gonna work, it started to work either

4:10

way.

4:11

All take it, put a pencil, what about

4:13

pen it doesn't matter whatever

4:15

you have, mak sure, all right, Raymond go

4:17

ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

4:19

He's a great tipper all the time, so

4:21

usually the waiters get in line.

4:23

Bobby Bones, thank you. Hey. Question when

4:26

when is too old honestly

4:28

to wear Jordan's?

4:30

Never?

4:31

Never?

4:31

Okay, if that's the answer, that's fine. I

4:33

did a speaking engagement

4:36

last week and have on one of my favorite pair

4:38

of Jordan's. They're ones,

4:40

and someone's like, hey, dude, you're too old to or Jordan's.

4:43

Who said that? Somebody on Instagram? So I

4:45

just really was wondering, like, at what age is too old

4:47

to wear Jordan's? Maybe

4:49

there isn't one, because I feel like those

4:51

are casual dress shoes,

4:54

they're clean. I don't wear them off in but they

4:56

are tennis shoes, but I would never play ball on them cause they're

4:58

not really made for that. Too

5:00

old for Jordan's at what age? I feel like you'd be seventy and

5:02

wear them. Yes, there are no restrictions to what

5:05

you wear, like well, sometimes, I mean there

5:07

are certain things people wear. You're like, okay,

5:10

bathing suits, got it well, But

5:13

I mean, let's say, I don't know what's

5:15

something that kids would wear now that

5:18

a hoodie or a

5:20

jersey I think

5:22

you wear whatever too. But I'm saying generally, when the public

5:24

was start to judge you, dude, you do you man? You look

5:26

good in yours, I'm going to anyway. I'm just saying I didn't

5:28

think a great question. I didn't think there was a on those

5:31

shoes specifically, I didn't think there was a max age.

5:33

I thought they're kind of universal.

5:35

And what are you're about to be forty four?

5:37

Yeah?

5:38

Yeah, dj College. Isn't he the one that has

5:40

to get carried because of his Jordan's? Yeah, but

5:42

he's also he's forty eight saying

5:44

he's still rocking on them?

5:45

Are here?

5:46

Okay, well I feel good the Morgan, what do you think you're the youngest.

5:48

No, I don't think you're ever too old for Jordan's.

5:50

Those are like a classic shoe to me. They're tennis shoes.

5:52

See I feel that way too. They're a classic shoe. Yeah,

5:54

I guess if I were wearing uh

5:57

oh, like something newer, not

5:59

even or tennis shoe. But there are certain dress shoes

6:02

that are you need to kind of be in your twenties to wear

6:04

like what really loud like Prada

6:07

type shoe. You're just like n you'm too old

6:09

for that? Oh really, I think so, because

6:12

there are definitely clothes that older people shouldn't wear that

6:14

young people do wear.

6:17

What about like tall black boots, like

6:20

for women?

6:21

You think they can wear them? As long as we got the body to go with

6:23

it, we're good.

6:24

So it's only body specific. Yeah,

6:27

do you have the body for Jordan's idea?

6:29

Okay, let's

6:31

open up the mailbag.

6:34

Mail and we read it all the air to

6:36

get something we call body's mail

6:39

bag.

6:39

Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones.

6:41

My husband and I used to smoke, and more

6:43

than a few years ago we switched to vaping and then

6:45

eventually quit together.

6:47

Recently he started vaping again. It's driving me nuts.

6:49

He's constantly puffing on his vape like it's

6:51

attached to his hand. There's a

6:53

permanent cloud of vapor in our living room. It's

6:56

getting him last nerve. Trying to be

6:58

understanding, because I do understand

7:00

a bit, but I don't want to be that nagging

7:02

wife. But I also didn't sign up

7:05

for living in a twenty four to seven vape shop.

7:07

How do I bring this up without causing a huge fight?

7:10

Should I just ask him to take it outside or

7:12

address the whole bad habit signed

7:15

wife of a vapor. Yeah,

7:17

that's tough. I'm gonna go to lunchbox first.

7:19

On this one, lunchbox your thoughts a

7:22

man? Wait listen, let him let

7:25

the vape vape? Like, just you're you're married,

7:27

so vape it out.

7:28

Okay, you know what I mean? Like, you're not

7:30

gonna divorce him over it yet?

7:34

Right? Is that divorce worthy?

7:37

Probably not just that, but I guess if it is

7:40

kind of the gang the gateway into just being

7:42

like, as screw it. I'm gonna do what I want.

7:44

But you're right, you're not gonna divorce from it, right,

7:47

Okay, let the vape vape, he says Eddie.

7:49

I think eventually he'll get to the

7:51

point where, like he's gonna quit vaping. You

7:53

just have to let him get there. Oh so exhaust

7:55

him of vaping. Well no, I mean she she was

7:57

a vapor so she understands.

7:59

Right.

7:59

Was he exactly right? I know, But I'm

8:01

telling you once he kind of feels isolated.

8:03

It's like those smokers that like, I start smoking

8:05

to hang out with people in the balcony and now no one smokes,

8:08

so I'm out here by myself. I think eventually

8:10

he'll get to the point where like, I should probably

8:12

stop vaping. It could be six months, it could

8:14

be a year, can be four years, but eventually he

8:16

will stop.

8:17

But part of her issue is the house

8:20

smells it looks like vape all the time. Yeah,

8:22

she was a part of that too. So what was was it

8:24

was and they agreed together. Okay,

8:26

I here are you. That is your opinions my opinion.

8:28

I think you can absolutely set boundaries around

8:30

this, like this is something that you

8:32

know, if someone wants to

8:35

I don't know what's one of like another habit

8:38

like there maybe all able.

8:41

Okay, dip even that's still gonna

8:43

be annoying, but you don't smell that. I mean, I guess if

8:45

you have to kiss them and stuff, or you find dip cups

8:47

around the house. These are things that are can

8:49

be gross and disruptive. But

8:51

if someone's like, you're addicted to the well,

8:54

you know you're not.

8:55

You're not. You're not addicted to

8:57

the game thing that you do on TikTok not

9:00

addicted.

9:00

You're not yet not addicted.

9:03

Okay, Well, so there's some things people do. It

9:05

doesn't disrust did and I'm

9:07

a disrupt

9:09

the house, but your game doesn't make the house

9:12

smell, and it's not you know whatever.

9:14

This is something where she absolutely has every right

9:16

to set a boundary, and I think in a calm

9:18

way, she could also share with him some

9:21

of the side effects.

9:22

Oh, don't do that, like all the pictures.

9:24

And when

9:26

I caught, whenever I caught, I didn't

9:29

even catch. I did not know that my husband

9:31

dipped at all. When we were first married.

9:33

He was a pilot in the Air Force

9:35

and I was cleaning his flight suit and I found

9:38

a can of dip and I thought,

9:40

well.

9:41

Well, who's is this?

9:42

Somebody left her from my husband's hands in

9:45

his.

9:45

Flight suit, And come to find out a

9:47

lot of pilots and the Air Force were dipping because

9:49

they did it to stay awake.

9:51

But you do it all the time.

9:53

And so I printed out pictures of people missing

9:55

half their face because they got like jaw

9:57

cancer or something.

9:59

And it didn't help.

10:01

But you know why, I don't think it helped. Honestly, it

10:03

didn't.

10:03

I'm not recommending you do.

10:04

No, that's not bad for like a kid.

10:06

Maybe he was twenty six, twenty seven years.

10:08

Old, but I would think that he as an adult, fully

10:10

brain fully formed brain would go, I

10:13

know that that's a really severe

10:15

example of the worst case, and odds

10:17

are if I dip forever, it's not still not going to be that because

10:20

what you're doing shore in the worst case.

10:21

Yes, yeah, but I like it. That's

10:24

a good approach. I think with a kid, that's a good approach.

10:25

Here was also the big mistake is he was

10:29

like Special Forces Air Force. I think that in

10:31

their mind, they're like, do you know what we do on

10:33

a regular basis, and you're gonna like show

10:35

me half of the y because I'll worry about

10:39

like I'm well, or just like this

10:41

is not the scariest thing I do, Like I do far

10:44

more difficult things.

10:45

And I'm like, okay, fine, use the dip to stay awake.

10:47

She starts dipping with him. Okay, So

10:49

here's what I would say.

10:51

I don't think you're going to convince him

10:53

to not vape, right, because he's just going to hide

10:55

it from you. Otherwise, what I would say,

10:57

and that I wouldn't even say rule,

10:59

but boundary that I would negotiate is

11:02

I'm not gonna vape.

11:03

We quit. I would love if you didn't vape, but I'm.

11:05

Not going to tell you not to because I know for some reason

11:07

stress whatever you're vaping, but

11:10

you have to do it outside because it makes our house smell

11:12

bad and I'm embarrassed when people come over like for

11:14

that reason. And I think that's probably

11:17

where you can go and that he will

11:19

go and be annoyed at first. I'll pay

11:21

for the house too, but I

11:23

don't think that's too much to ask, because it's not

11:25

just about him. It's not just about you.

11:28

It's about what your house looks like.

11:30

Also, I would still ask him at times, could

11:32

you vape a little less?

11:34

Don't nag?

11:35

But I think if you could express that in a way

11:37

that doesn't make him defensive, I think that would work.

11:39

You may never get him quit vaping, but at least the

11:42

one positive step is outside, and then maybe he gets

11:44

so I know what, having to go outside, especially in the winter, that he's

11:46

like, I screwed up not vaping for a while, then he's one.

11:48

But I think that's probably your best step.

11:50

You could come up with other fun activities to do together

11:53

to take his mind off vaping activity.

11:55

The activity, Yeah, doing it, it's about it, bedroom,

11:57

Yeah, it's about it. I was like, hey, I'm going a vape.

11:59

Oh or her you

12:01

do this? Yes, all right, that's the nail

12:04

back. Thank you very much. Closing up, we got your

12:06

email and we read it on you

12:08

air.

12:09

Now let's Finn the clothes Bobby's mail

12:11

bag.

12:11

Yeah, Eddie,

12:13

what's up. Yeah, we got an email at work.

12:16

Somebody in the building said that there's

12:18

been a car in the garage parked

12:20

for over a week and it needs to be moved. And

12:23

they described the car and it was a Nissan. So

12:25

I'm like, oh my gosh, Lunchbox a Nisson car.

12:28

A Nissan car, the ultimate broke down

12:30

and now Lunchbox has abandoned his car in

12:32

the parking garage.

12:34

Your car doing okay, Lunchy car

12:37

is great.

12:38

Eddie is just trying to create it's clickbaite Eddie

12:40

right now.

12:41

They do not see the email. Yeah, I said the exact

12:43

type of car. It was like a Nissan x RX

12:46

something.

12:46

Oh, what's the are

12:49

they nice?

12:50

It just sounded it has a it has a like

12:52

a cover over it like they're storing it for months,

12:54

like without running it. So I

12:57

mean it had all the description in there.

12:58

So Eddie was just trying to get something, you know, like

13:01

clean something He's like, I'll just write

13:03

this up, but no, ultimate is good.

13:05

Okay, don't act like we like I got

13:07

clickbait from lunchbox. You don't worry.

13:08

Oh okay, well, don't act like I. Ray left his car

13:10

down there forever. They had to tell him, like, hey man, that's gotta

13:12

go right right.

13:13

But they gave you the exact type of car it was.

13:16

I didn't see the description. I just saw Nie

13:18

say, let's do this.

13:19

I want to read to you guys bits that I know you guys

13:21

have sent as just like clickbait and raise

13:23

the original clickbait.

13:24

Ray, so clickbait.

13:27

This one's from lunchbox. Oh.

13:29

He wants to talk about how he's beefing with a country artist. Complete

13:32

clickbait. Go ahead, lunch I.

13:34

Mean I am beefing with an

13:37

artist, Miranda Lambert because I

13:39

walk in the office the other day and there's two

13:42

brand new pair of boots and

13:44

one is to Bobby and one

13:46

is to Caitlin, and

13:49

it says thank you so much for your

13:51

on air support of the much

13:53

strut you know sale that I have every year. And

13:55

I'm like, what, Caitlyn has nothing

13:57

to do with that. She doesn't come on.

13:59

Here and promoted.

14:00

She doesn't have anything to do with this show. I know

14:02

she's Bobby's wife, but she is

14:05

not the one that helps do that.

14:07

So I'm gonna say there's no way in the world he'd

14:09

really be mad about this.

14:10

This is just him wanting to no, no, no, if

14:12

you're gonna get free boots to people.

14:14

Free boots.

14:15

We donated money too part

14:17

of the show. No, we also donated

14:19

money as well, means

14:21

money we put her on the

14:23

air. Yes, and then we also denotated money.

14:26

We often donate Miranda's

14:28

cause. And I think even he probably thought that a

14:30

bit.

14:31

No, I did not know that.

14:32

Okay, but is this clickbait lunchbox

14:34

going on beating with an artist when yes?

14:37

Because I was annoyed, I was like, what did she

14:39

do to promote the thing? Like I'm

14:41

not to be rude, but you're the one.

14:43

That promoted you.

14:44

I never do not to be rude. So this is how

14:46

we know you're clickbaiting. Never in your life or you

14:48

said not to be rude.

14:50

I was frustrated. I was like, man, why

14:52

does Caitlin get a free pair of boots for doing nothing?

14:55

It's a card for Miranda. Bobby thanks for always

14:59

talking about mu nation and and also for your support on the

15:01

rescue.

15:01

Here's the best, Miranda, and you're always talking

15:03

about it. Caitlin doesn't talk about it.

15:05

We donated money too, That's what I'm

15:07

telling you.

15:08

Well, now, I didn't say anything about thanks

15:10

for the money donation.

15:11

I know that who I said thank for the

15:13

support. I didn't say thanks for the money donation the dollar

15:16

amount? Yes, okay, well yeah, and here.

15:18

Let me tell you the article Eddie. The email

15:21

was said black Nissan three

15:23

seventy Z. That was the title of the email.

15:25

Sure clickbait from Eddie two.

15:26

But thank you're the same Okay. I got

15:28

boots from Miranda and.

15:31

Look sign wow,

15:34

this is your size.

15:35

I'm not gonna wear them boots.

15:38

And plus she did say that she was going to send

15:40

us. Yeah, I asked sign but to both

15:42

of them.

15:43

That's what I'm saying. When he says thank

15:45

you for.

15:45

The support on air, Now,

15:48

Amy's trying to steal my boots.

15:50

I had Miranda sign them.

15:52

Yeah, okay those were hers right when she like

15:55

emptied out her Hey, these are game warn

15:57

Miranda boots.

15:58

Yeah, like ballplayers like game signed

16:00

Lebron's Oh I just started

16:03

opening kit lens and I probably shouldn't done that.

16:06

I'll just tell her it came open, all

16:08

right, kitlens. Oh

16:11

man, cool cute. And

16:14

these are not signed, so I can't keep on.

16:15

Oh yeah, those are real cute. They're denim

16:19

bit.

16:20

Did Lunchbox want those? I don't understand.

16:24

I would like a free pair of boots.

16:25

I don't know.

16:25

I don't in the pot.

16:27

Though you know they're her boots, they're

16:29

not. Do you remember the shoe the show that we did with

16:31

her. It's all her boots that she had on her closet

16:33

that she's Warren correct.

16:35

Mm hmmm.

16:35

Oh.

16:36

I thought they were like for you to wear click.

16:37

Bait like bait done? No, no guys,

16:40

So about you, guys, I get it.

16:41

I literally had no idea. I just saw

16:44

brand new boots to brand new boxes, and I was

16:46

like, well, okay, I don't understand why.

16:48

You didn't even ask any questions, So thank you clickbait Eddie.

16:50

Well, part of me what I asked Miranda

16:52

and me and her were beefing, so I couldn't ask her

16:54

at that point.

16:55

Go ahead.

16:55

Part of my clickbait is that I have a solution for

16:57

lunch box in his car. But you guys will never ask what

16:59

that is?

17:00

What is it?

17:00

It's a huge solution, What is it?

17:02

I got a buddy of mine who opened a car garage

17:05

and he turns old cars into

17:07

electric cars.

17:09

So he said, would you want to spend the money on that to

17:11

make an electric car? Though I don't know.

17:13

If he wants the Ultimate to run for the rest of his

17:15

life. This now can run for the next twenty

17:17

years.

17:18

That's cool, Electric Ultima.

17:21

It'll be one of Loctrauma exactly,

17:24

Electroma lunchbox.

17:25

Are you interested if he's

17:27

gonna do it for free, that's why would

17:29

it be free?

17:30

Well, he might for well, I mean.

17:31

The dealers, the Nissan, they told

17:33

me they'd give me a new engine for eight thousand dollars.

17:35

But I mean that's not Once the

17:38

engine goes out, the spark plug's gonna go out, the

17:40

car raid is gonna go out.

17:41

Thank you guys for both trying to get something on the

17:43

air. Click and you guys weren't even that upset or

17:46

I was not happy. I was not gonna listen to any more. Miranda,

17:48

weren't gonna play it came on.

17:50

The show an interview you were part of you were there?

17:52

Yeah, yeah, but that's that was the last one she was going

17:54

to be on.

17:55

Oh you would get a banner from the show.

17:56

Yep, because I was upset about being

17:58

treated that way. But now that I know you donated money,

18:01

I really don't have an argument because I didn't donate money.

18:03

I thank you, Thank you clickbaiters, no problem, all right,

18:06

Mike. We should just start keeping track of all the crap they send us

18:08

out. It doesn't even it's just a clickbait segment day.

18:10

It's every day. That's not so much from Amy, honestly,

18:13

not so much from Amy, but between all the rest

18:15

of you guys, it's like you sit home. You're

18:17

like, Man, I really wish I could

18:19

contribute to the show.

18:20

How about this? I

18:22

saw the light today. I thought it might have died. How

18:25

do you angle it? Though it turns on. It turns out

18:27

Eddie's light flicker and we turned it on and then light

18:30

bulb went out.

18:31

Well, they are inspiring me to better

18:34

headline.

18:35

Thank you this stupid. You guys

18:37

are still loved, but this was stupid. Tango

18:46

has been a good dog, but he's eternally

18:48

ill.

18:49

He's in a hospice and he's

18:51

being cared for by people

18:53

that take care of older dogs, and

18:56

that part of it sucks. But the house where Tango

18:58

is staying there was a burglary attempt and

19:01

Tango went Toby keats, which is, I'm

19:04

not as good as I once was, Yeah,

19:06

but I'm as good once as I ever

19:09

was older and Tango, who doesn't have a lot of energy,

19:11

got up and went crazy barking.

19:14

So the homeowners were like, that doesn't

19:16

sound normal if Tango and

19:18

the burglar wasn't all the way in the

19:20

house yet he had just like and so

19:23

they came down and Tango saved them. Luckily

19:25

the burglar didn't like attack, the burglar ran off,

19:28

so that's awesome. It's the Golden Paul Hospice foster

19:30

program, which people take care of these dogs and Tango

19:32

saved the house.

19:34

Golden Paul.

19:35

Yeah, that's cute, man,

19:37

big shout out, Tango.

19:38

Yeah, man, they say, like, get

19:40

a dog, because just the bark alone could

19:42

really like save your house.

19:43

Or that case, you just get a sound

19:45

machine, Tango,

19:49

big shout out. That's what it's all about.

19:52

That was telling me something good on

19:56

the Bobby Bones Show.

19:57

Now, Barbara Corkran from Shark.

19:59

Tak Barbara going to talk to you. Thank

20:01

you for spending some time with us.

20:04

My pleasure, Bobby.

20:05

We just had a deal on the show. We had a PhD

20:08

in education come in and she tested

20:10

a lot of us for dyslexia and it was

20:12

a pretty emotion Yeah, it was a pretty emotional show

20:14

because we're talking about four adults

20:17

and two of the four and.

20:19

Again it wasn't so much a bit as it was a

20:22

learning experience on the air that ended up being a compelling

20:24

segment. But two of the four needed

20:26

to have what she said was an intermission

20:29

for dyslexia because Eddie

20:31

on our show, he was like, I think

20:33

I might be dyslexic and I just never had

20:35

it ever diagnosed as

20:37

a kid. So she was a PhD

20:40

education and she said, I'll come up and test you guys what I do with

20:42

kids usually, And so two of the four

20:44

of us were diagnosed with dyslexia.

20:48

Do you have dyslexia?

20:49

Of course, But you know, most people find

20:51

out they have dyslexia when they have

20:54

children, and it's diagnosed in their

20:56

own children. They recognize themselves. But

20:58

until they recognize it in the themselves as adults.

21:01

They think there's stupid. That's the damage

21:03

that's done by dyslexia. Nobody's

21:06

as enlightened or told that. It doesn't mean you're

21:08

stupid, just means you have a different way

21:10

of learning.

21:11

And I'm glad you said that, because Amy,

21:13

who's my co host here.

21:14

Whenever she found out and she

21:16

started to see that some of these things that were

21:19

seemingly easy to others were a struggle to

21:21

her, and not because she didn't know something, it's how she was interpreting

21:23

it. She started to get emotional and

21:25

cry because she felt.

21:27

Like what you want, I think, well,

21:29

it was there were several layers to

21:31

it. Some of it was vulnerable doing it on air

21:34

and like feeling exposed in a way,

21:36

but also relief because I'm

21:38

like, oh.

21:39

Yeah, there's a lot.

21:41

Yeah, like this makes sense now

21:43

I get why high school,

21:45

college, even you know, going back junior

21:48

high it is such a struggle for me.

21:50

And I did have a narrative Barbara that I

21:52

was, yeah, stupid.

21:54

I mean there was just times where I thought, well, this

21:57

is my story in my head and it would loop over and

21:59

over, even though I would try to do therapy

22:01

and fight it. But now there's an explanation and

22:04

now hopefully I can do something about it.

22:05

How was that for you when you were when you found out you were

22:07

dyslexic.

22:08

Well, initially, when I found

22:10

out I was dyslexic, I was relieved,

22:13

officially, but I knew I was dyslexic

22:16

as a kid, or at least I knew

22:18

I was dumb as a kid. But let me tell

22:20

you something. It wasn't until I was older

22:22

that I realized what an advantage it

22:24

was. It was an advantage being in school early

22:27

and being made fun of. It was an advantage

22:29

being rejected and getting

22:31

over it. It was an advantage and being different

22:34

than other kids and being okay as an outsider

22:36

that you didn't fit in, And it was an advantage

22:38

in growing you up really fast. But

22:40

fortunately I had secret, a

22:43

secret weapon, which was my mom

22:45

who told me, you can't read, don't worry about

22:47

it, but you have a wonderful imagination and

22:50

you'll fill in all the blanks. And she was

22:52

right. I mean, she built up the part

22:54

of me that was the gift of dyslexia,

22:56

my imagination, which is definitely a gift.

22:59

And with that I was able to really create

23:01

ideas businesses. People see things

23:04

differently than other people. You know, you

23:06

have so many gifts as a dyslexic

23:09

adult, especially if you're building a business, because

23:11

you can recognize talent in people, you have more

23:13

empathy in people. You know how to read

23:15

a situation because you're intuitive much

23:18

more than the average learner. They have so many

23:20

advantages and you're accustomed to be an outsider

23:22

and in business that turns into an innovator, which

23:24

has been my greatest.

23:25

Gift, which I'm so thankful that

23:28

you're on with us today because we just had this with a lot of parents

23:30

that were listening where they're.

23:31

Having to ask you what questions

23:34

she asked.

23:34

So they did. It was like a four part It took us a while, It took

23:37

us a whole hour, she would One

23:39

of the parts was there was an entire

23:41

sheet and there were like two hundred

23:44

letters and numbers, but some of them were just

23:46

backward and you had to go through you at ninety seconds to circle

23:49

as many that were backward as possible, And so

23:51

that was a part of it. There was a reading reading

23:54

part of different words that was embarrassing.

23:57

That's the worst.

23:58

That's when I cried Barbara.

24:00

Yeah, you should cry because it runs

24:02

so deep that sort and

24:05

so many parents.

24:06

You know, I'm glad you're here because you're wildly successful

24:08

and you're someone who was dyslexic

24:11

and found the advantage to it because

24:13

you did have to approach things differently and in a way

24:15

that other people hadn't and when you pave a

24:17

new way, that's often what leads

24:19

to success.

24:21

Yeah, if you're a dyslexic, the

24:24

right field for you to go in is to be an entrepreneur.

24:26

My business is that I've invested on Shark

24:29

Tank. I always look for the losers, the

24:31

losers as kids, the kids that got judged

24:33

hard by their parents and teachers and didn't

24:35

think they were going to go anywhere. If

24:37

I get a loser in my portfolio,

24:41

they always become the winners. They try hard,

24:43

they have something to prove, it's they have forte.

24:45

They're out in the real world. They get specialized

24:48

in one thing and they do it better than anybody else.

24:50

Dyslexis are the way to go if you want to make

24:52

money in business, in entrepreneurship, that

24:54

is environment forget

24:57

about it. You don't get promoted. You have to learn

24:59

like other people.

25:01

I want to talk about Barbara in your Pocket because it's

25:03

so cool and it's and

25:06

you know, my wife subscribes to a few different

25:08

people on Patreon, and so you're

25:10

doing Barbara in your Pocket on Patreon, so

25:13

people can actually come on as part of it and do live

25:15

Q and a's with you.

25:16

Of course, you know why it's so important

25:19

because entrepreneurs with the starting out,

25:21

they might look like they know what they're doing.

25:24

They start out that way, but in shorter or do they

25:26

start doubting themselves. What I think

25:28

you need more more than the actual hardcore

25:30

business advice like how to get the money,

25:33

how to manage your cash flow, how to manage your day,

25:35

all those topics I address, But you know the one

25:37

I address the most is how do you believe

25:40

in yourself? How do you feel like you're entitled

25:42

to be rich? You're entitled to make something

25:44

of yourself, You're entitled to show off

25:46

and say look what I've done. And it comes harder

25:49

women even than men, But everybody

25:51

struggles with that. Entrepreneurs need a

25:53

lot of help, and usually they start as a party

25:55

of one. They don't have a sounding board

25:57

that doubts all quiet. They don't want

25:59

to bring them up, and they don't want to make failure, and they

26:01

don't like to ask for help. I shove

26:04

my help at them. Try to anticipate what they're

26:06

going to do, listen to their question, then

26:08

really read behind the question and give them the

26:10

right answer that they can move forward. I think

26:12

it's so essential. You know, not everybody has

26:14

a mentor. I'm a good mentor. I know

26:17

how to build businesses, and it's easy

26:19

for me to rip off and tell them what they ought to

26:21

be doing, and the really good ones always

26:23

listen and execute right away. I'm

26:26

just crazy about it. I think it makes a big difference.

26:29

You guys can go to Barbara in yourpocket dot com

26:31

and she has this Patreon community that you can subscribe

26:33

to with Shark Tank and it. I mean, season

26:36

fifteen, do you ever feel like I just invested

26:38

into a whole lot of businesses.

26:39

I'm good, but you got to go back and do the show.

26:42

You have to remember the good businesses as you're invested

26:44

in the ones that didn't make it. You're

26:46

right right off. You know what I have in my office.

26:48

I have all the pictures of every entrepreneur

26:50

I ever invested in. And when I don't think

26:52

they have the talent, or they're a victim and feel

26:55

sorry for themselves. I see that in the progress

26:57

along the way or lack of progress. I

26:59

turn that you're upside down. So I always

27:01

know when somebody's calling me in oneself. Once we

27:03

immediately I look at the wall and see are

27:06

they upside down? When I forget? And

27:08

I talked to the people that are right side

27:10

up because they have my winners.

27:12

Amy has a question for you that she was nervous about asking.

27:14

I don't know what the question is going to be.

27:16

Amy is nervous, I doubt it.

27:18

Yes, she is nervous because she has

27:20

a vulnerable question. But you can have it if you want to ask it.

27:22

Oh yeah, no, Typically I'm not to speak

27:24

on anything, but I was

27:26

married for seventeen.

27:27

Years and got a divorce last

27:30

year.

27:30

I never handled finances

27:33

in our marriage at all whatsoever. I didn't

27:35

even know how to log into our bank account. It's not proud of that, but

27:38

I obviously the last several months,

27:40

have had no choice but to get heavily involved.

27:43

And we have two kids.

27:44

I wanted to stay put in the house that we're in, but

27:47

you know, the real estate market got a

27:49

little crazy and our house went up a significant

27:52

amount, so I was buying him

27:54

out of our house at the highest

27:57

amount possible. It's been gone.

27:59

Yeah, horrible timing actually, especially

28:02

for what we bought it for.

28:03

So yeah, him, but but

28:06

I'm the one that chose to stay there like and then

28:08

you know, he went and bought a different house. So this

28:10

is just us splitting at fifty to fifty. But I took

28:13

out a heelock to

28:15

get the cash to do that, and because

28:18

I wasn't involved and I wasn't paying attention, I

28:20

just kind of.

28:20

Thought, oh, well, I need a lot of cash,

28:23

I'll do this. And it was at eight percent.

28:26

And now that I'm involved, Barbara, I

28:28

am sitting down and I'm looking at numbers, and

28:30

in my mind, I for months I have

28:33

been paying towards this helock.

28:35

But because it's eight percent, I realized it

28:37

hasn't budged at all.

28:39

So I've been paying towards the interest, and

28:41

I don't I feel I

28:44

don't know if I just was doing what I needed to do

28:46

to survive at the moment, or if there's another

28:48

road for me or what I should do, or if

28:50

you have any advice on how to get it down,

28:54

but just.

28:55

A different way of looking at it. Ten years

28:57

from now, you're going to look at yourself a safe

28:59

thing. God, I bought the house because

29:02

you're looking at value now what it was

29:04

in the past. Your memory is you

29:06

deficit. It can't help it. To measure against what's

29:08

come before. Gets in the way of me investing

29:11

in property. I think, yeah, I shuld have gotten that building

29:13

last year for a one hundred, you know, million

29:15

and a half dollars, and now I have to pay two million.

29:17

Why would I want to do that? The new kid on

29:19

the block comes in and pays the two million, makes a fortune

29:22

of five ten years from now when it's worth

29:24

seven million, you know. So you deficit

29:26

is that you're remembering comparing it to what you

29:28

bought before. But in ten years, five

29:31

years, that housing market is

29:33

going to go crazy across the board and you'll be making

29:35

more money. About the interest rates and

29:37

not paying down your principle. So well, that's

29:39

the way loans work. They hardly

29:42

pay down the principle. For the first five years.

29:44

You're killing yourself. It's mostly interest

29:46

you're paying. You can't change that, and

29:48

you're only paying one percent more than the

29:50

current market. Can you refinance

29:52

it? One percent makes about a

29:55

ten percent difference in

29:57

your monthly payment. Would that make a life

29:59

change for you? You might be obsessing over

30:02

something that isn't as important

30:04

as you think it is. What do you say about that?

30:06

Oh?

30:07

I feel I feel a lot of comfort

30:09

hearing you say that, because I think now that I'm just

30:11

new to getting involved and and I'm

30:13

thankful that my my mortgage in this helog

30:16

is it's it's my only debt

30:18

at the moment, So I'm just gonna

30:21

take care advice.

30:23

Yeah, and I can so, Yeah,

30:25

thank you for that.

30:26

That's comforting to hear, Like, I don't need to obsess

30:28

over it, but I'm proud of myself for being involved.

30:31

Next time you get married, and make sure you do a

30:33

prenup and if you forget about it, then

30:35

do a post up after you get married.

30:37

That's very important for women or doing doing

30:39

both things? Should doing both the free and a post posting

30:42

up is a thing postnuptials. I

30:44

get it.

30:45

Oh right, Yeah, I just never heard of anybody

30:47

doing a post up.

30:48

Barbara do every week? Knew it?

30:49

Everyone?

30:52

Eddie, you have a question for Barbara.

30:53

I do I do, Barbara, So I have a smoking

30:55

chicken business called producer Eddie Smoking Hot

30:58

Chicken.

30:58

And by business, cool name, thank

31:01

you thanks seeing she likes it.

31:02

And by business I mean I just kind of make

31:04

really really good smoked chickens sell

31:07

it to my friends and family. Basically,

31:10

I want to turn this.

31:11

Inby and a hobby and a business

31:13

maybe.

31:14

Huh, totally yes, And I want to make this

31:16

into a legit business. But everyone I talk to is

31:18

like, man, food is really dangerous, Like

31:20

it's just really risky.

31:21

To go in on food.

31:23

What is your opinion on going

31:25

into a food business?

31:26

Oh, listen, My best investments that are all food

31:28

businesses. I love the individuals

31:31

that run them because they're usually carrying people that want

31:33

to feed people, the nice people, and

31:35

they they just do business

31:38

well and have people respond well to them.

31:40

So forget about a food business being a bad

31:42

business. They're profitable. I think the

31:44

hard thing is going to be from you to move

31:46

from your family and friends. Figure

31:48

out your cost your hard costs really well,

31:51

your shipping costs, figuring out how to get

31:53

online, figuring how to advertise

31:55

it, which eats away at your profit. But

31:57

if you can figure that model out. Why

31:59

not try it? What do you want to do? You want to be an

32:01

old guye ten years from now and you want to

32:03

say I wish I should have could have? No, you want

32:06

to try it and push it as fast as you can. I

32:08

mean, it's a good name, if it's a good recipe,

32:10

other people are going to like it. Unless all your family

32:13

and friends are lying to you, are they line?

32:15

Yeah, I don't think yeah,

32:17

yeah right?

32:18

Go for the final three final

32:20

questions for Barbara Corker and which by the way, go to Barbara

32:22

in Yourpocket dot com and you can see all

32:25

about her new Patreon community where you can do live Q and

32:27

a's with her and so much more. Lunch Box a question

32:29

for Barbara Corker from Shark Tank.

32:31

Yeah, so there's businesses you pass

32:33

on on the show.

32:34

Are you allowed to outside of the

32:36

show to keep following them and then approach

32:38

them later? If you say, you know what, I made a mistake

32:40

and go after that business, it's

32:43

a great theory.

32:43

But let me tell you, the minute that door closes

32:46

in that business is out the door. I never think about them

32:48

again. I mean there was one business

32:50

in Season one, believe it or not, that has stuck

32:53

with me, but the people have long passed away,

32:55

which I did pursue after the fact.

32:58

It was two old people having

33:00

underwear aligned with charcoal that

33:03

if they had gas, you couldn't smell the gas.

33:05

I thought, what a stupid business. But

33:07

it's haunted me for years, thinking, gee,

33:10

that's a great business. Who wants to be smelling

33:12

all the time? But those people arelong gone.

33:15

That's the only one I swear. Usually

33:18

gone, they gone. There's so much on

33:20

Shark Tank, so many businesses walk through

33:22

the door, so many new opportunities

33:24

that you can't really regret anything

33:27

that you've passed on.

33:28

Final two questions for you, Barbara with Mark

33:30

Cuban levying, how do you feel about that? And how's it going

33:33

to affect the show?

33:34

Broken Hearted? He's big shoes

33:37

to fill. They're going to really have to hunt to get

33:39

somebody to fill his shoes. Mark, if

33:41

you realized it has so much going for Number

33:44

one, he's got a billion dollars the rest of some millionaires.

33:46

Having a billion dollars means he buys a lot

33:49

more businesses, a lot more activity. That's one.

33:51

He's got a big personality. He's a lovely

33:53

man. What you see is what you get. He's sincere

33:56

when he works with businesses and he really helps him.

33:58

Mark is golden. I wish

34:00

I hadn't married him when I met him, but he was already

34:03

married because I could still have my hoax

34:05

in the guy I sit next to Mark. He

34:07

does all my math. That's very helpful. As

34:09

a dyslexic, I can't add things up.

34:12

I say, hey, Mark, tell me how's

34:14

this? What percentage this? And he always does my

34:16

math for me. Now I'm going to miss him dearly,

34:18

but the show will go on, but

34:20

it's not going to be an easy time replacing Mark

34:23

Cuban.

34:23

Final question for you, Barbara, and by the way, everybody check

34:26

out Shark Tank Friday's nationwide

34:28

ABC at eight seven Central. And

34:30

again, Barbara, and youourpocket dot com, which is a

34:32

Patreon community with exclusive content and

34:34

exclusive access to Barbara Corcoran. My

34:36

question would be with you and your organization. How

34:39

many unread texts and emails do

34:41

you have currently and do you have a rule about

34:44

reading them all at by a certain point.

34:47

Before I go to bed at night. I'm one of these phobic

34:49

people. I have to read everything. I just can't go

34:51

to bed without answering stuff. So I read

34:53

hundreds and hundreds, but I'm really good

34:55

at it with my one figure typing, and I've learned

34:57

how to have short responses.

35:00

And do you have forty or fifty just

35:02

red dotted throughout the day, like on your

35:05

email right now? Will there'll be one hundred right now if you don't

35:07

check it for an hour or a thousand.

35:09

I don't have my phone here, but I would say thirty. Maybe

35:11

I'm guessing it's post noon

35:13

time, right, thirty.

35:14

That's not so bad, right, That's not a lot of spam. Yeah,

35:17

I mostly it's all a span for me, so

35:19

many.

35:19

Blocks in place. Really, Okay,

35:22

I just thought of.

35:22

A bonus bonus question that

35:24

might It might be something like you would see

35:26

on Barbara in your Pocket. And

35:29

it's an idea that just popped in my head. About my loan

35:31

Bobby, because the bank is eight percent?

35:33

You do you want to loan me the money at three

35:36

percent?

35:38

You ask him, Bobby, I could tell looking at him,

35:40

he is cheap. He's not going to give you the money.

35:44

I'll give it to you at seven point five.

35:45

Well, but how do you feel about friends loaning friends

35:48

money?

35:49

Bad idea?

35:49

You know you have to do.

35:50

You have to decide what's more important getting the money,

35:53

the discount the deal, or

35:55

losing a friend. In my mind, losing

35:57

a friend takes a lot more energy to re place,

36:00

if ever you really do it, then losing

36:02

money. I lose money any day. The biggest

36:05

problem I have being an individual

36:07

that's positioned as someone with a lot of money,

36:09

is everybody's got a ten thousand dollars problem every

36:11

day of the week. You know, I used to loan people money

36:14

all the time. Now, if I have a family or

36:16

friend or some relation in some

36:18

way wants ten thousand dollars, I give it as a gift

36:20

because I do not want to lose the

36:23

friend. When you lend

36:25

money to a friend, what happens is the equation

36:27

is off balance. You know, you're the superior

36:30

person who did the lending and the person who

36:32

got the money. As nice as they are, they'll resent

36:34

it. It ruins the friendship. I've never

36:36

seen it succeed.

36:37

All right, Barbara, thank you, everybody, check out Barbara

36:39

and Talk dot com. Bye Barbara, Bye

36:42

bye bye. Let's

36:44

do some dude new Yeah, let's

36:47

go due normally

36:50

place news. We're gonna do news.

36:53

Love Run to You by South

36:55

Dakota. We're all dudes fating

36:59

re sponsored the segment. But I'm thinking about a dude t house

37:01

South Dakota. Yeah, South Dakota

37:03

for dues. That's also not there, all

37:06

right, so we don't allow any girls in our

37:08

tree house.

37:09

It's all just dude news. Dude talking about dude

37:11

stuff. Lunchbox do news.

37:12

These dude's all the time.

37:14

Lincoln, Nebraska, a seventeen

37:16

year old gets pulled over going one hundred

37:19

and seventeen miles an hour.

37:20

Wow, And the cops like, dude,

37:23

what are you?

37:24

You know you were going one hundred and seventeen He goes, yeah,

37:27

I only have a forty five minute lunch break.

37:29

I'm going to hook up my chick. I

37:31

gotta get there. Can you hurry up with the ticket? Hey?

37:33

Cop escort dude news that cops

37:35

like, I got you, I gotta give you a ticket.

37:37

But woo.

37:39

Is that he just straight up told the cop I'm going

37:42

to hook up my chick. I got forty five minutes.

37:44

Let's go news.

37:46

That's such a dude thing to do, such an idiotic

37:48

thing to do. It's dude news, raymondo,

37:50

dude news. Hey, dudes, is

37:52

your romance in a rut?

37:54

No? No, dude, Okay,

37:57

Well, if it is, experts say to physically

38:00

take time away from your partner and

38:02

that improves the hormones and it makes you feel

38:04

more attached and attracted. So go

38:07

golf, go on a dude trip, take

38:09

time physically away from your chick.

38:12

Dudes trip,

38:15

dude, dude out Dakota for you, eddie

38:20

dude news.

38:21

So in New Orleans, the Cops department,

38:23

the police where they keep all the narcotics that they

38:25

seize. They had a bunch of marijuana

38:28

in there. Somebody broke in. They

38:30

tampered with the evidence. There's a bunch of marijuana

38:32

missing. They looked at the surveillance camera.

38:34

What do they find.

38:35

A bunch of rats. The rats,

38:39

the drugs. They started eating all the marijuana.

38:42

How they found out they heard Bob Marley play in the

38:44

middle of the night. No, that's not true, but

38:47

the rats parts true. Yeah. They're

38:49

all like, hey man, what news?

38:53

That's pretty cool.

38:54

Finally, am I dude news. Let's

38:56

talk about sports and money.

38:58

Let's talk about one guy that has made four hundred

39:00

and eleven million dollars oh playing

39:03

a quarterback. Kirk Cousins just

39:05

signed with a different team. He's

39:08

been with the well the Redskins at the time. Yeah,

39:10

yeah, and then he signed with

39:12

the Vikings, and he just signed with the Falcons. And

39:15

he's only won one playoff game ever, but he's made almost

39:17

half a billion dollars.

39:21

That's awesome. It's like that guy we saw in Vegas who

39:23

was the backup quarterback, Chase

39:25

Daniels, who's made a ton of money and it started

39:27

like two games.

39:28

He's only played a couple of games. It's career

39:30

so much money. He's retired now.

39:32

But in twenty sixteen, so his first deal

39:34

was a standard rookie deal coming out.

39:36

So he's made like two three million bucks a year. But in twenty sixteen

39:38

he made nineteen million, twenty seventeen,

39:41

a twenty three million, twenty eighteen,

39:43

eighty four million on

39:45

a three year deal, then sixty six million,

39:48

then thirty five million, and this one's one hundred and eighty

39:50

million dollars deal. That's so much money. I'm

39:52

doing the wrong job, dude, that you couldn't

39:55

do that job. He's won one playoff game,

39:57

yeah, and he's coming off an injury.

39:59

Yeah.

39:59

He he gets beat up a lot, but

40:02

four hundred and eleven million dollars through

40:05

the end of this next contract.

40:06

That is crazy.

40:08

Do Newt

40:11

to find the news Day said Dakota.

40:16

I send that to him, and I don't like then know they want to saying

40:18

that I don't know. I don't know. I've

40:20

not talked to anybody from the Visitor Bureau

40:22

of South Dakota. I put you there are a bunch of cool dudes

40:24

in South Dakota. I love that, like awesome

40:27

jukes. I don't know true good

40:31

news. Thank you. It's time for the good

40:33

news.

40:38

So Norma Hernandez she has cancer

40:40

and she was an upset that she wasn't able to

40:42

get her nails done before she had to go into the hospital,

40:45

which I can understand that feeling.

40:46

I feel like when my mom was in the

40:48

hospital fighting cancer.

40:49

A lot of times she wanted to look good, you know,

40:52

feel good, feel good, you know, So she

40:55

didn't.

40:55

Get her nails done.

40:57

A local nail salon heard about it in

40:59

love it called Absolute Nails,

41:01

and they showed up at the hospital to give

41:04

her a complimentary manicure.

41:05

That's awesome and it's about so much more than

41:08

the complimentary manicure. It's about the thought and

41:11

caring enough about it to take part of their day to go help

41:13

her. And I'm sure it made her feel so much better and cared

41:15

for. That's a great story. See,

41:18

you don't have to be a millionaire to affect people's

41:20

lives. And shout out in Lubbock, what's

41:22

her name? We'll get my nails done there?

41:23

What's it called?

41:24

Oh well, her name is Norma, but Absolute Nails

41:26

absolutely.

41:26

No one put up my calendar next time in Lubbock getting

41:29

nails done?

41:29

Yeah, And then shout out to normous friend Debbie, because

41:32

that's how Absolute Nails heard about it.

41:34

She was calling around a different salon city who

41:36

could possibly come up to the hospital to help.

41:38

Shout out to everybody, you know. Yeah, that's it. That's

41:40

what it's all about.

41:41

That was telling me something good.

41:45

It's a big day for all of us, big day for Amy. Today

41:47

is the ten year anniversary. Have the morning corny?

41:49

Ay?

41:50

Yeah?

41:50

What I have here?

41:51

Let's count them down? Number

41:53

five, so listen to that. These are my

41:55

favorite morning cornies of all time. Amy, here we go.

41:57

Why do cows never have any money?

42:00

Why do cows never have any money?

42:02

Farmers milk them dry.

42:08

That was the Morning Corny. And

42:11

he's pulling air udders in the air to show me what she

42:13

means.

42:13

No, no, but that's there's a

42:15

saying like, oh hey,

42:18

hey, they milked me, drying of my money, and

42:20

it's like that's where.

42:21

I thought it was funny. Just because I don't guff all and laughter

42:23

doesn't mean I don't like it. Okay, cool, Yeah, this

42:25

is fine, it's good.

42:27

It's a hard segment for you to do every day because

42:29

sometimes you just can't win every day, every

42:31

day.

42:31

Every day. For ten years we've been

42:34

doing this. Let's go to the next one. Number four,

42:40

The Morning Corny.

42:42

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

42:45

What slipped its disc?

42:48

Okay, okay, here we go next one.

42:51

Number three.

42:53

Two artists went one on one in a contest.

42:56

It ended in a draw.

43:00

Get it.

43:03

Artist, you clap?

43:06

That was the Morning Corny selling

43:08

it hard with that clap. That's pretty

43:10

funny. I do like that one. Okay,

43:12

we go number two, number

43:15

two.

43:15

When does bread rise?

43:17

When does bread rise?

43:19

When you used to expect it?

43:24

That was the Morning Corny.

43:27

That's funny, that's pretty funny. That was one of

43:29

Eddie's favorites over the year. I still like that.

43:31

This is one of LB's favorites. This is, by the way, our number

43:33

one Morning Corny over ten years. Because of social

43:36

on air with the staff, it gets.

43:37

The number one rating. Amy, here we go, number

43:40

one the

43:45

Morning Corny.

43:46

I just realized this might be after dark then.

43:48

Now I probaly wouldn't do it. You can try it. We'll beep it you

43:51

too. Right, put your finger on the beat

43:53

button.

43:54

What do skinny ge

43:58

get there?

43:58

For sure? Get your finger on the beat button, right, go do

44:01

it? Run with it?

44:01

Okay, Okay, what do skinny

44:04

jeans and motels have

44:06

in common?

44:06

Oh boy, this is gonna be bad. There's no way to lie

44:09

good skinny jeans and motel or or

44:11

chiap hotel.

44:11

That's just not fancy a no ballroom.

44:19

That was the Morning corn I actually

44:21

loved that one.

44:22

That's actually really good ad

44:27

you've ever told?

44:28

Okay, I didn't

44:30

know we were gonna Okay, we gotta put that on

44:32

the podcast non Beat? Can we go? Do we have

44:34

the version non Beat from ten or years? Okay?

44:37

Because okay they kind of needed non

44:39

Beated, kind of needed it, but I get it. Nice

44:41

job. Ten years Amy for you.

44:44

Nice job on

44:46

the Bobby Bone Show Now Horses.

44:49

So, guys, Michael has a going buddy. Yeah.

44:51

So we have the whole set up here with the full bands here, and

44:54

you keep tuning. You tune along, we'll do the interview

44:57

wile you're tuning. Is cool because they're gonna perform.

44:59

Yeah.

44:59

Feels like we're I atually up to something instead

45:01

of us just sitting around hanging Uh, Michael

45:04

Houses.

45:04

Everything going with you, guys, man, it's going good.

45:06

I saw we were playing your song on the Countdown

45:10

No News, which is an awesome song.

45:12

You Uh so the band is

45:14

it a bit different?

45:15

Now?

45:15

Did somebody leave? Yeah? Now'd

45:17

even say who if it's a controversy, I don't know. It's not. Okay,

45:22

we didn't die. He's doing very

45:24

well. You're still alive, Okay, got

45:27

it, got it?

45:28

Got it?

45:28

So are you guys still out on the road,

45:31

you know, playing a much shows? Are you heading back out in spring?

45:33

We are?

45:33

We head back out next week.

45:34

Yeah.

45:35

Do you feel like you go just as hard now that you're a dad? Is

45:38

it a different heart?

45:38

It's a different hard meaning you

45:41

get sleep a little more.

45:42

Yeah, because you're not up not

45:45

sleeping later, yeah, meaning

45:47

because you know what, with a kid, obviously, when when

45:49

the baby's born, you're missing sleep. However,

45:51

if you're like a freaking rock and

45:53

roll country band, you're probably not

45:55

sleeping a lot after the show. Like you guys used to go

45:57

a lot harder.

45:58

We used to go a lot of hard. Yeah, we've

46:01

unheardened ourselves.

46:03

I think age does that a little

46:05

bit.

46:06

And so a few things I wanted

46:08

to do with you guys, And if you don't mind, I'd like to get

46:10

to one of the new songs first. We can talk again afterward.

46:12

But you guys put out

46:15

no news. You have summer, but there

46:17

is not an album yet that I know of. Are you guys

46:19

talking about putting out or is it just a different world now you're

46:21

just putting out singles?

46:22

Well?

46:23

Both, we have an album that we finished and we're

46:25

just kind of been rolling out songs from the album.

46:27

And then the album is called The Outside and

46:29

it should drop this summer.

46:30

Okay, So I didn't miss it. I was worried. I was like, no, huh,

46:33

you're right on president of the fan club,

46:35

and I was like, I missed the album. Yeah, okay. A

46:37

thousand Horses is here, So which would you

46:39

like to perform? First?

46:40

We're gonna play no News first.

46:42

Okay, no news. It's a song that we

46:44

featured on the National Countdown

46:47

Show. I thought it was really good. A thousand horses

46:49

is here, one, two, three, four, all five of them. The

46:51

drummers even got the eddie the little broomstick

46:53

sticks.

46:53

Oh yeah, yeah, the ones that he doesn't hit so hard,

46:56

like you would you mind hitting the drumsticks? See

47:00

it's not a full pound? Yeah, but it's like what is

47:02

that called brush? A brush? Of course.

47:04

And also the jazz players they like to paint.

47:06

Oh what if you paint? Can we hear a paint? That's

47:10

pretty good, dude. All right here they are a thousand

47:13

horses with no news. Great

47:16

job. The uh the

47:20

bass sounds awesome?

47:21

Oh man, thank you so much?

47:23

Are you just better than the rest of them? I'm just kidding. I'm

47:25

just kidding your mix. I'm

47:27

just kidding. If I didn't know everybody, I wouldn't have made

47:29

that joke. I want to made the joke. We're

47:31

gonna hang out with these guys for a bit, but I do want to talk about

47:33

the tour.

47:34

Uh.

47:34

They start March twenty first in Madison, Wisconsin.

47:37

A lot of the places our show air is Saint Paul,

47:39

Minnesota on the twenty second, Omaha on the twenty

47:41

third, all through April, and we're rolling

47:43

all the way through the end of April, and so a thousand

47:46

horses is here.

47:46

We're gonna come back in just a second.

47:48

We got more songs to play, Eddie only

47:50

if you want to continue, they can go home now

47:53

to you.

47:53

It's on me right now. Yeah. How you feeling, man, lunchbox?

47:56

You turn your chair around, de Yeah,

48:00

yeah, sure, wants to get

48:02

home. What do you think the song was that? They just play? What

48:04

was it called?

48:06

Some horses?

48:09

He was wordling, dude.

48:10

He doesn't watch or pay attention to a single

48:12

performance. It's why he doesn't care about

48:14

music. It's not you, guys, it's everyone.

48:16

It's everyone. He doesn't like music.

48:17

He's the only person I've ever met that doesn't have like an

48:20

affinity for general music.

48:22

Do you know anybody that doesn't love at least

48:24

a kind of music? Michael No,

48:27

I don't know. I don't. Isn't that crazy?

48:29

When he runs, you know what? He listens to nothing.

48:32

I do get that.

48:34

I do get that.

48:34

Okay, the same thing your partial

48:37

psychos, but he's psycho like.

48:39

It doesn't matter if it's Keith Urban,

48:41

it doesn't matter who. He just checks

48:44

out and does a wordle and then we'll check in

48:46

and be like what you think about that?

48:47

He'd be like, what, like, so

48:49

he missed?

48:49

I heard the bass was good?

48:51

Yeah?

48:51

You do?

48:53

You wordle and run?

48:55

No, But I'll be honest, I don't even know which one the

48:57

base, Like, which one do you think the bass is? The

48:59

guy in the gell a hat?

49:00

And what do you think? And what do you think

49:02

the bass does?

49:05

Plays guitar?

49:06

Yeah, so you think it's a version? What do

49:08

you mean? Like explain?

49:09

I don't know, Like when you I played bass,

49:11

I'm like, you play guitar?

49:12

But what do you think that means?

49:13

Is it a they play guitar?

49:16

That's it normal?

49:17

Like a style of normal guitar?

49:20

How many strings are on a bass?

49:21

For example?

49:22

This is kind of a trick question about how many strings are on the bass?

49:25

Hey, would you play? Well, I just found out

49:27

Lunchbox thinks plays the bass. Would you just strump some chords?

49:31

Does that sound bassic?

49:33

I don't know what bass is.

49:36

Let's let's try would you mind strumming a few

49:38

chords. Okay,

49:41

they sound similar? Okay, would you mind hitting

49:43

a few things?

49:45

Okay, so that guy is gonna be that's the bass?

49:47

Ye why, yeah,

49:53

that's what don't be offended. That's what we're working with it and

49:55

this is real.

49:56

But when you asked me about the strings, I just learned

49:58

that a guitar is that's what they

50:00

call a six string.

50:03

Yeah.

50:04

Wait, you just learned that. So this song,

50:06

I got my first real six string.

50:08

Yeah. I didn't think that.

50:09

What you didn't know?

50:10

I didn't know, and I think it was an easy

50:12

trivia and I think I missed it.

50:14

And that's when I think he got When you heard

50:16

that song a six string is,

50:18

I didn't know.

50:18

What that meant. I was like, oh cool, I

50:21

got a six string. I thought it was a gun.

50:23

Six pieces of string.

50:24

So a six shooter would be a gun, which

50:27

means what what do you think six shooter.

50:29

Means a gun?

50:30

No? But what's the six bullets?

50:33

Like a chamber?

50:34

Yeah?

50:34

Okay, that's a thousand horses here. Sorry, guys, we got

50:36

sidetrack. We will come

50:38

back in a second.

50:39

Follow them.

50:40

Eight thousand horses on eight

50:42

thousand horses dot com and all the tour dates.

50:45

We're gonna come back in a second.

50:46

You can save your question, okay, because

50:49

I think there are audience members

50:51

who have the same questions.

50:52

I just think it's weird by this point. It's not

50:54

weird to me that you don't really care about music at all.

50:56

No, but I've got a real good shot to get in

50:58

the world in two who.

51:00

Okay, you let us know if you got that. We'll come back in a second.

51:03

On the Bobby Bones Show, Now, a thousand

51:06

horses?

51:07

Do you guys care if people write one thousand

51:09

the numbers then horses because that's

51:11

not your name. No, but it's like, uh,

51:14

what hurts the most Rascal flats? Oh yeah, they don't

51:16

like the rascal flats.

51:18

The flats I've never heard you might call.

51:20

We used to all time because we're idiots. We're

51:23

like the Rascal flats. So

51:26

is it an or twenty one pilots? Like it's totally

51:28

spelled out.

51:29

Yeah, if someone writes one zero zero

51:31

zero horses, are you like, we're out

51:33

of here? We cancel the show.

51:34

I feel like we used to be being out of shape

51:36

about that, but I mean, yeah,

51:39

just kind of comes with the territory.

51:40

Yeah, eventually you get used to it. Yeah,

51:44

number I don't write it.

51:47

Yeah, lunchbox, what is your question for these guys? You had one,

51:49

but we held you.

51:50

Yeah, so that guy picked up a new guitar. I

51:52

was sitting over there.

51:52

So it's not a bass? Which guy?

51:54

I don't know that guy's name.

51:55

Oh it's Bill, I'm Bill.

51:56

Bill.

51:57

Have you not played you don't? You don't. I think you've

52:00

not with them and you don't realize it to them.

52:02

No, I used I used to think I saw Michael

52:04

Mohna's yard, but it wasn't him. It was a yard guy.

52:07

That's true, because yeah,

52:11

they.

52:11

Would wear jeans.

52:12

You're running with no music.

52:13

Yeah, I'd run by his house and you thought that was did

52:16

it look like him?

52:16

This tall guy, you know, And as you're running you just look over across

52:19

the street and like, oh, he's Mona's yard.

52:21

And then Caroline told me it wasn't wasn't.

52:23

Definitely it was like he just I will

52:25

though, I like.

52:26

Yeah, but he was. She was just like, yeah, it's not him.

52:29

What do you have there?

52:30

So is that a bass? Because it looks like that guitar?

52:32

This is actually like this

52:35

is a new fender that they came up with with. It's

52:37

called him acousta Sonic, and it's like a hybrid acoustic

52:39

electric.

52:39

But it's not a bass, but not a bass.

52:42

It's like a mixture of an electric guitar and the one

52:44

that guy's playing back there. Yea of like.

52:48

Okay, I'm playing slide. It sounds better than

52:50

like okay to me than that widely.

52:52

And so Graham has a bass.

52:54

Yes, that's his name is Graham.

52:57

This is lunch Rocks. I

52:59

swear where all of you he's met every one

53:01

of you? Oh yeah, multipower No,

53:04

and you just don't even know.

53:05

I don't think how okay, Well maybe once.

53:09

A thousand horses is here. Hey what does it mean?

53:12

I know you guys started your own record label. Does

53:14

that cost money? Like, what's what's up with that?

53:16

Well, yeah, we'd like to start. It

53:19

costs as little as much as you want it to. Yeah, it's

53:21

kind of up to you. It's like your own business, So whatever you want

53:23

to put in.

53:24

So what do you What have you been able to do as your

53:27

own bosses?

53:28

Honestly, just being able to release music when

53:31

we want to, and it's as frequent as we want

53:33

to you know, not a lot of red tape when

53:35

these guys are the guys I got to talk to you about it.

53:37

Sure, Yeah, that's a huge part of it because you know, when

53:40

you uh a lot of times, I

53:42

mean, we don't have to ask anybody permission anymore. We have to sit

53:44

her on a conference room and you hate

53:46

those song,

53:49

you know, we can ride it, record it, we want

53:51

put it outrect. You

53:54

know, while we started a band on the first place was just

53:56

because we love to making music. So it simplifies

53:58

some things.

53:59

A thousand Horses here, you go check

54:01

out the tour dates at a thousand horses dot

54:03

com. But would you guys do Summer

54:06

if that's cool? Because I like that song. That song just came out

54:08

a couple of weeks ago, right like not

54:10

the last Friday, the last Friday, Yeah, last Friday.

54:12

Yeah.

54:12

Here there are a thousand horses of their new song Summer. So

54:16

who's some who who is

54:18

the man married to Summer? No? Seyeah.

54:21

I just feel like that'd be a tricky thing to go back home

54:23

with because somebody's gonna

54:25

have to go, well, it's

54:28

Graham's idea about summer,

54:31

even though or you go it's a fake person

54:33

and it's probably not even believable to why. I don't

54:35

know. I just feel like that's tricky, a lot of details for it

54:37

not to be right. So somebody like has

54:39

to take ownership, even if it's somebody

54:41

like you create a forts fake rider, a fifth fake or whomever,

54:44

Like no, Trent came in and had a girl summer.

54:47

She's out there.

54:48

Yeah, so.

54:49

Who's summer Summer's

54:52

you know? Exactly? Yeah, exactly,

54:57

Yeah, as I was hearing and I was like, that's that's gotta be a different

54:59

one too. Blame. Yeah, I thought this unless you just don't

55:01

take the blame, like you know. I was then on to help ride

55:03

it, but you know it's Marty. What was Marty?

55:05

I don't know, yeh, lunchbox sword of

55:08

question.

55:08

Yeah, I got a question. So did

55:10

you have to talk to Robert L. Keane about that line?

55:13

Which one which one forever the

55:15

road goes on, forever twists?

55:17

Well we changed little.

55:18

I know you changed it, but you don't own a line, and

55:20

that's I don't know.

55:23

Now you would have said and the party never ends

55:26

that.

55:26

Then now we're there's

55:28

a gray area right there?

55:29

Got it checking.

55:31

I'll never sing it the same again.

55:33

Now that you told me that, well, I mean you, I

55:35

mean you obviously know the song.

55:36

So yeah, when they sing Stairway

55:39

to Heaven, it's a different version altogether.

55:40

Yeah, different heaven. Yeah, it's a different

55:42

different staircase.

55:43

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. You guys told me that wrist

55:46

shout. It's just not the same. It's a whole different song.

55:49

I don't know the rules. I'm just saying I heard it. I was

55:51

like, oh, we got ventialized on our hands here.

55:53

Yeah, boom right.

55:57

I don't feel like, well, the difference is one

56:00

that's a common phrase anyway. I

56:03

think he just wants to prove to you that he listened to this song, you

56:06

know what.

56:06

I appreciate that he

56:08

was in that second verse stuff.

56:10

He was unless

56:12

he just came out for air during the second verse.

56:14

I just I just.

56:16

They're going to go into the did you get the wordling

56:18

two? I haven't taken a second guess yet,

56:20

man, because I'm stuck by

56:23

what though, Well, because I have two letters

56:26

in the right spot and a third letter

56:28

not in the right spot.

56:29

But it's in the word.

56:31

That's not a world, do you guys?

56:32

Word and

56:34

so I think the H is what it.

56:36

Begins with, because I don't

56:38

know anything that ends in a H

56:40

E. So that's a I mean, that's a weird Apache

56:43

what a p A. Yeah,

56:46

I see what I'm saying. So I'm trying to I'm trying

56:48

to come.

56:49

Up with work on that.

56:49

We're gonna We're gonna do some more music over here though, Okay, okay,

56:52

Apache, Yeah,

56:54

Well I think that's and I just got to

56:56

say. I was just

56:58

trying to be nice. No, no, I don't want you to google, because

57:00

you can't google.

57:01

I don't have a computer obviously going to I got a pin.

57:03

Well, I don't know what the last three letters are

57:05

H. I think because

57:08

I have I guessed Chase on

57:10

the first letter, the first word,

57:12

and so the H is right, but it's in the wrong

57:14

spot. The A is right and in

57:17

the right spot. The S is not in it

57:19

the east no, get

57:23

my eyes on it. But I do want to say, I mean, you guys

57:25

did a great job. Great job, great

57:28

job, you guys, go ahead and right job, go

57:30

ah and Readune and let him do his word.

57:33

Now I'm curious to what the word is.

57:37

It's a lot of pressure to get ah is not

57:39

going to be it. That's right. So H is going to

57:41

start the word that's gonna be horses?

57:43

Oh? How crazy was that?

57:45

It was horses? Great?

57:46

But it's only five course h O R S.

57:49

Of course no, because S

57:51

is not in the word.

57:52

He explained it. I don't. I still can't see it.

57:55

So there's no S.

57:56

Right, and it starts with an H. I think it starts

57:58

with what's it in with again? E?

58:01

Oh? Nailed it, just narrowed it down. H.

58:04

But we're guessing it's h.

58:05

Yeah.

58:06

Where's the A?

58:07

Is there a T? A?

58:08

Is it writing? Is the third letter?

58:10

Okay?

58:10

So it could be L E A L E

58:13

would be l so uh hathel

58:15

No. The only letters that would work in between

58:18

that would be l abet

58:21

ace.

58:23

Mm hmm.

58:24

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You go to commercial, well I'll

58:26

get it. I'll figure it out. You won't,

58:29

I will, dude, I wordle for a living.

58:31

You don't go to commercial. They're gonna play oother song.

58:33

Oh all right, well you work on that while we do.

58:35

Okay, this song you guys, You guys are good.

58:37

Yeah, okay, So this

58:40

is how it is every performance. If we ever go to him for the world, which

58:42

we do sometimes he kind of takes over.

58:44

I'm invested.

58:45

Yeah, yeah, man, it's a fun game.

58:47

Man, take a shot though before before

58:49

the song.

58:50

I know, but you know how cool it is if you

58:52

get into I know, but it's like in the little

58:54

world, will go unbelievable

58:56

or impressive?

58:57

Do you get more points if you get it into? Oh yeah, yeah,

59:00

what we're figuring out. It's Michael's a big wordle

59:03

guy.

59:05

Yeah.

59:05

Hey, grand Denial, I got wordle

59:07

on my phone.

59:08

Man, have you played every day?

59:09

No?

59:10

Not every day?

59:11

Graham?

59:11

Were you I was a cub scout.

59:13

I'm not very good.

59:14

Yes? Did you move up? Do we eagle scouted?

59:17

I went all through boy scouts and got my eagle

59:19

scout.

59:19

Wow.

59:20

So that's really cool because I did a show

59:22

called Breaking Boby On and I couldn't tie an not to save my life.

59:24

So if you had to tie a knot to save your life,

59:26

could you?

59:27

Uh?

59:27

Yes, definitely a really good one.

59:29

Yeah.

59:29

And what do you as an eagle scout

59:31

like? What did you What do you feel like you took from

59:33

that? Mostly?

59:35

Man, I think leadership

59:38

is probably the biggest thing that I took from

59:40

the overall experience.

59:41

And how do you think being an eagle scout affects you in

59:44

a band where you have to be very collaborative

59:46

and there's leadership involved. However,

59:49

sometimes you got to be the guy that takes the leadership. Sometimes

59:51

you gotta be there that gives it.

59:52

I think that, Yeah, part of leadership is knowing

59:54

when to not be like I'm doing

59:56

this, you know, and then part of it is you know when

59:58

to step up. And I also think, just like we've

1:00:01

been a band for a long time, commitment

1:00:04

is a big part of it. Like you just got to stay the course

1:00:06

and keep doing the work to get it done.

1:00:08

And I think that's kind of.

1:00:09

Like any

1:00:12

band therapy, Michael, any

1:00:14

band therapy. Have you guys ever been like therapy together? We

1:00:16

have not.

1:00:17

Boy, Yeah, We've just figured out how

1:00:19

to work it out on our own, which

1:00:22

maybe not be the healthiest, but we get along

1:00:25

if you figure out together, you know in YouTube,

1:00:27

going to high school together, Yeah, middle school and high

1:00:29

school. And then Grahams's cousin, Bill's cousin. So

1:00:32

I've known Graham since I've known Bill.

1:00:33

Yeah, Graham and I were born two weeks apart, so

1:00:36

you know, we're kind of more like we're ready.

1:00:37

To take a guess.

1:00:38

Oh my god, did want to mill of an interview? Hold

1:00:40

off, now, I.

1:00:42

Know I haven't hit in her yet. You can, guys be a part

1:00:44

of history.

1:00:46

Let me talk to them about their lives real quick.

1:00:48

All right, what were you guys talking about?

1:00:49

Well, so they were they were middle

1:00:51

school together. Who were Michael?

1:00:54

Who?

1:00:55

Bill?

1:00:55

And that's pretty crazy, right, Yeah?

1:00:57

You know Bill kind of looks like who's that?

1:00:59

He looks like a median guy.

1:01:02

He's had too much jump,

1:01:05

say Matt Raife. Yeah, when

1:01:07

were you guy? When did you guys decide you were going to well

1:01:10

even goof around and play music together as kids,

1:01:12

because I'm sure that's where it started, right, Yeah, and

1:01:14

when did you guys do that? Age?

1:01:17

I was in the eighth grade. I think Michael was in nine.

1:01:19

Yes, so I was like thirteen or fourteen, you know, the younger

1:01:22

kids. Yeah.

1:01:23

Well, he was the only guy in the music shop and in

1:01:25

the music store, and we had one music store

1:01:28

the microphone.

1:01:29

To make a band.

1:01:29

Sorry, we tried forever to like get

1:01:31

all of our friends to learn drums or bass

1:01:34

or whatever so we could form a band. And we were the only

1:01:36

two you know, we were super

1:01:38

committed from teenagers, like that's what we're gonna do with

1:01:40

our lives.

1:01:41

We're going to be in a band.

1:01:43

And so did you both play guitar? Like I said, what you

1:01:45

did? You said around and play guitar? Did you ever write songs

1:01:47

of kids?

1:01:47

We did?

1:01:48

Were they? Yeah? Were they good?

1:01:50

Considering you were that young? Not saying were they

1:01:52

good now? But if you look back, you're not so embarrassed

1:01:54

by them.

1:01:55

I think Michaels are pretty good. Mine were terrible,

1:01:57

but I think Michael's are pretty good. I still think they're pretty

1:02:00

Yeah.

1:02:00

I mean if you heard it, you'd be like, damn for for

1:02:02

Yeah, that's my point.

1:02:03

I don't think I'm gonna hear them and give it a Grammy. But when I go, oh, fourteen,

1:02:05

that's not so bad. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

1:02:07

Yeah.

1:02:08

When did you start writing songs? What age did you start writing

1:02:10

anything?

1:02:10

Around that age? I

1:02:13

was told to write your own songs, don't learn

1:02:16

other songs.

1:02:17

Who told you that?

1:02:17

My cousin from the Black Crows. When

1:02:20

we met, he said, here's some advice. Write

1:02:22

your own songs, don't learn cover songs.

1:02:24

And so I was like, okay, So I started

1:02:27

trying to figure it out, took a guitar lesson,

1:02:29

learned GCD, and then

1:02:31

just made a bunch of noise till it sounded right.

1:02:34

And what about YouTube? When was the first time that you performed?

1:02:36

And maybe at this point Graham was part of the

1:02:38

band too. When did you guys perform publicly

1:02:41

for the first time? Oh, man, did you have a name?

1:02:43

Yeah, we did have a name. We did have a name. So

1:02:45

our first show, this may be your word, Yeah,

1:02:48

I.

1:02:48

Think I got it, guys, Okay, we'll get

1:02:50

to you. Go ahead.

1:02:51

Our first show was I think it was three

1:02:53

days after my sixteenth birthday, I remember, and it was a

1:02:55

battle of the bands and we won just

1:02:58

YouTube.

1:02:58

No, we had some other guys got played with us, some older

1:03:00

guys and you won.

1:03:02

Yeah, we won. It was like sponsored by

1:03:04

the local rock station.

1:03:06

Yeah.

1:03:07

Where was that Columbia?

1:03:08

Yes, and we won a thousand bucks.

1:03:11

Yeah, so we were and we could record three songs

1:03:13

at this studio in Columbia and a thousand bucks.

1:03:15

Yeah, damn.

1:03:16

We were a big deal, big win.

1:03:17

We're like, we're pretty good at this.

1:03:19

This is easy.

1:03:20

Yeah. And so what was

1:03:22

the band called then? What'd you introduce yourselves as Sterling.

1:03:24

Why was the band name and why

1:03:27

was it Sterling?

1:03:27

Why?

1:03:28

I don't know why? Still, look, we're still looking

1:03:30

for that.

1:03:30

Yeah. I think we needed, you know, us Sterling with like the

1:03:32

mailbox Guy or something.

1:03:34

No, I wish I had a cooler story for

1:03:36

it besides just teenage kids coming up

1:03:38

with a band name.

1:03:39

And then was it Yeah, we're definitely

1:03:41

gonna We're good and we're gonna keep doing this. Was

1:03:44

that what it felt like after you won? Yeah?

1:03:46

It was like, yeah, yeah, we got this figure out.

1:03:47

So we were playing fifteen years old a thousand

1:03:50

bucks. I mean yeah, I was ready to move. What

1:03:52

about the songs you recorded though? Do you still have them somewhere

1:03:54

somewhere?

1:03:55

Yeah?

1:03:55

I bet you.

1:03:55

My older brother has them because he's got everything.

1:03:58

Think I have that original Sterling why man?

1:04:01

Yeah, yeah, we need to get it out and play it.

1:04:02

So Graham, you're you're Bill's cousin. Yep,

1:04:05

when did you come along?

1:04:07

Kind of like that.

1:04:08

Towards the end of middle school high school, I started

1:04:10

spending all my summers up in Newberry, where

1:04:12

these fellows are from. And uh, and

1:04:15

we were kind of like this is

1:04:17

a thing, right, Like we're gonna do this because

1:04:19

I was playing music and had my own band in

1:04:21

the town that I was from, and we're like, we're gonna

1:04:24

do this though, Right, this feels right.

1:04:26

Since you were third though, they make you play the bass since

1:04:28

they already had.

1:04:28

You know, I kind of started

1:04:31

out.

1:04:31

I took a couple of my brother's guitar lessons and then

1:04:33

ended up kind of gravitating towards the bass. So I was playing

1:04:36

bass in my band back home.

1:04:37

Older brother, older brother. So you got doubled

1:04:39

inn because most younger brothers are forced to play the bass

1:04:41

if their older brother plays guitar, right, they need a bass player.

1:04:43

And then you jumped in late.

1:04:45

You're naturally a greatass player because naturally you're the younger

1:04:47

brother and the third.

1:04:48

D I got all the things just lined up, right.

1:04:50

Wow.

1:04:50

Do you play piano too?

1:04:52

A little bit?

1:04:54

My mom's a great people that say that actually played

1:04:56

piano. It's like, do you play golf a little bit? I'm

1:04:58

okay, But if anybody like I'm really

1:05:00

good golfer, You're like, no, you're not no good golfer.

1:05:02

Whatever, say, okay, all

1:05:05

right, let's go. If you guys don't mind let's play.

1:05:07

Let's play Smoke, which went number

1:05:09

one massive song for you guys. We'll

1:05:11

play the song and then we're gonna do the word after the song.

1:05:14

Then I'm still trying to figure out that the guy looks.

1:05:16

Like, isn't

1:05:18

it like wordless conversation when

1:05:20

someone goes, man, you look like at my cousin, and you're like, I don't know your

1:05:22

cousin.

1:05:22

Why does that matter to me? Ah?

1:05:24

Gosh, she was in a movie.

1:05:26

Okay, I think I knew.

1:05:27

Is it an older guy?

1:05:29

I don't know. It was like he

1:05:31

was. He like, it doesn't matter. I'm not. I'm not. You

1:05:34

went to don't go to the well, don't let the

1:05:37

exists over there. All right, here's a thousand

1:05:39

Horses and here is smoke. All right,

1:05:42

nice job horses. A

1:05:45

couple of things. First of all, you guys check out at

1:05:48

a Thousand Horses and go follow

1:05:50

them on social media. They doing all these

1:05:52

shows up till the end of April, which you can find all the tour dates

1:05:54

there as well. They got the new song Summer

1:05:57

which just came out, which we played earlier. You can

1:05:59

watch all these perform It's is on our YouTube channel.

1:06:01

And then finally before we say goodbye lunchbox.

1:06:04

Yeah it's Jason Schwartzman. That's

1:06:07

who that guy looks like.

1:06:08

I've heard that.

1:06:08

I thought you meant the wordle. Oh well,

1:06:11

committed to that? Golly?

1:06:12

I mean I had to search. I had to. I knew

1:06:14

he was on a movie cover, so I had to google movies

1:06:16

of the nineties and figure out who he

1:06:18

was.

1:06:19

Okay, thanks, now, good okay,

1:06:21

wordle? And so what do you what do you think

1:06:23

it is? I put heave

1:06:26

heave h.

1:06:27

E A v E as

1:06:30

my second guest. I'm about to hit in her and find

1:06:32

out.

1:06:33

H E A v E.

1:06:35

What does that mean? I mean, throw something heave?

1:06:38

Did you cheat to get this or you just feel good about

1:06:40

it?

1:06:41

I don't know how to cheat.

1:06:42

Okay, I got hit in her. Here we

1:06:44

go. Let's see go boom

1:06:47

boom, magnificent.

1:06:54

That's pretty cool to see bunes. We have

1:06:57

a great performance. You guys are

1:06:59

o my goodness.

1:07:01

The average four point

1:07:03

three guess is me too? I

1:07:05

way above average skill ninety

1:07:08

nine percent level.

1:07:09

Okay, I'm glad you can make this all about you. I

1:07:11

don't know.

1:07:12

Their performance was amazing. It contributed their

1:07:14

music. Oh by osmosis got.

1:07:17

In my brain.

1:07:18

What do you think osmosis is?

1:07:20

It comes to you. I've

1:07:23

heard people say that like they're in the

1:07:25

same room with you.

1:07:25

So you learn it, Moses,

1:07:28

Yeah, being around it, touching? Yeah, sure we'll

1:07:30

go with that. Man.

1:07:31

Let's see. Wow, here's what's crazy,

1:07:33

guys. What's crazy is I'm after my first

1:07:35

guest.

1:07:36

Oh my god.

1:07:37

There was only one word left possible out

1:07:39

of the whole dictionary, and you got it out

1:07:42

of all the words.

1:07:43

One thousand horses dot Com they'll do word live

1:07:45

on stage. Anything

1:07:48

going to said to the muchbox to them, it's about them. Great

1:07:50

job, guys, Thank you, Thanks tour day.

1:07:52

It's March. They start mar first all the way to the end

1:07:54

of April.

1:07:55

One thousand horses dot Com and you guys be sure

1:07:57

to check out their new stuff Summer and no News

1:08:00

and an album hopefully coming soon which

1:08:02

you guys are working on.

1:08:03

You have it.

1:08:04

Good to see you guys.

1:08:05

And I learned two people's new new names.

1:08:07

Okay, what what's his name over there?

1:08:09

Graham?

1:08:10

And what's he play bass? Good?

1:08:12

Lead singer's name Michael? And what's he

1:08:14

play singer? Okay, I

1:08:19

don't think he plays anything. Okay, well right now he's not singing

1:08:21

over here.

1:08:22

That's Bill and he plays or Jason Schwartzman

1:08:24

an he plays a hybrid.

1:08:25

Well, this is a guitar.

1:08:27

Bill.

1:08:28

You didn't listen, got it? Okay?

1:08:30

Other two guys, what's up?

1:08:31

What's up?

1:08:32

All right?

1:08:32

A thousand horses? Thank you, good to see you guys. Thanks,

1:08:35

thank you. All

1:08:37

right, let's go and do the new Does

1:08:43

your mom have a favorite child? One and

1:08:45

four mothers admit it's true. See,

1:08:48

you know there's probably another a few

1:08:50

that I feel it. Yeah.

1:08:52

Uh.

1:08:52

The survey also rebuild the key ways people can figure

1:08:54

out if they're their mom's number one, including

1:08:57

always being the one she talks to about and

1:09:00

talks about to other friends, and make the more of an effort

1:09:02

on their birthdays than the other siblings. Yeah,

1:09:04

my brother and sister say that I'm the favorite

1:09:07

to her. Do you feel like you're the favorite.

1:09:09

I used to be, I think, but now that

1:09:11

I kind of I live here in Tennessee,

1:09:13

I think that my sister's probably the favorite now because

1:09:16

she's close.

1:09:16

Probaly said, yeah, and they hang out all the time.

1:09:18

Lunchbox a year favorite most

1:09:21

successful, bringing most of the family.

1:09:23

Well, your sister's pretty successful.

1:09:25

Yeah, she's a nurse, but she's not as successful

1:09:27

as me. It's a tough

1:09:29

words.

1:09:31

But success in what way? Like she's

1:09:33

actually saving people's lives.

1:09:34

I am too.

1:09:35

We get people all the time to call in and say, you

1:09:37

got me through a rough time all the time.

1:09:39

Yeah. Like I met some lady a couple of weeks

1:09:41

ago. We got her through the time.

1:09:43

Her husband got arrested

1:09:45

in India and she

1:09:48

found our radio show and she was like, all

1:09:50

I could do was cry, But then I found you guys in

1:09:53

for seven and a half months, I just listened to you guys.

1:09:55

And then my husband came.

1:09:56

Home while he was locked up in Moonbay or what. Yeah,

1:09:58

because he was a spread in the world to the lord. Oh

1:10:01

wow, Now, don't fall for a trick.

1:10:03

No, I am that that sucks. Don't

1:10:05

fall for it because I'm not comparing him to a nurse. And

1:10:09

we helped her for seven years, seven seven and

1:10:11

a half months or seven months.

1:10:13

Yeah, but my sister does great work. Yes, my

1:10:15

brother he works in office.

1:10:17

See, there's no need to come and go after him.

1:10:20

We just moved on to sing. He works in an office.

1:10:23

He does great other signs include moms

1:10:25

keeping more photos a favorite kid on display, using

1:10:28

their favorite son or daughter's birthday for passwords

1:10:30

Yeah that's crazy, man, that's from

1:10:33

Moonpeg Survey Top

1:10:35

couple's complaints. When asked to rate their

1:10:37

top relationship irritants, men

1:10:40

and women give strikingly different answers.

1:10:44

What is And I just ask you, guys, what

1:10:46

is your biggest complaint? I don't

1:10:48

really have one. You have one lunch and okay,

1:10:51

he went quick. Yeah, at least

1:10:53

he got to think about his follow me. I don't know, dude.

1:10:56

I mean, it's just like, oh,

1:10:58

did you do this? Oh no, I forgot. I'll

1:11:00

do that in a minute. And then ten minutes later.

1:11:01

Hey, just do this. No, I'm still eating my lunch.

1:11:04

I'll do it in a minute. Like it's like, okay, stop,

1:11:06

Like I didn't forget this time.

1:11:08

I just yeah.

1:11:09

I think ours is temperature related. Like

1:11:12

it's not even that I like it cold,

1:11:14

but she gets so cold so quick that

1:11:17

she's always freezing. It's like, I'm

1:11:19

just so cold. I got another one. We'll

1:11:21

put on a coat, another one

1:11:24

does go ahead? O. Wait.

1:11:26

My wife waits till about four o'clock. She's

1:11:28

like, what should we do for dinner.

1:11:30

Really, it is four o'clock. We should already

1:11:32

have had this decided, like at.

1:11:33

Like one o'clock the time you're gonna eat.

1:11:35

Yeah, sometimes we don't. We don't have cant we have kids

1:11:37

that are two, four and

1:11:39

five. We eat it five, five, fifteen, okay. And

1:11:42

I'm like, yeah, it's dashing it. That drives me up

1:11:45

a wall. All right, I got one,

1:11:47

go ahead, just one.

1:11:48

I'm glad. Hey, it took you a long time to think of it.

1:11:50

Yeah, I just don't understand like she

1:11:53

she takes everything out to cook, right

1:11:55

and makes a mess out of the kitchen just to

1:11:57

clean it up later.

1:11:58

I'm like, why not just puts off away

1:12:00

as you're doing it, and it's just a huge

1:12:03

mess.

1:12:03

And then she's like, I'm gonna clean it up anyway, Right, But the kitchen

1:12:06

is a mess all day?

1:12:07

What about this? Let's switch it up. What is your wife's

1:12:10

biggest complaint about you?

1:12:12

I can't think of one. None of those.

1:12:14

You a lot. I

1:12:17

mean, yeah, I'm not the easiest to live with. I mean

1:12:19

probably.

1:12:26

I have priority work a lot

1:12:28

of times, and that's a big one, which

1:12:30

I'm trying to be better at it.

1:12:33

Video games and all priority

1:12:35

video game better at that.

1:12:39

Yeah, I

1:12:42

like to.

1:12:42

And this is just a because

1:12:45

my wife and are both allergic to our dogs. We found

1:12:47

out through doing allergy shots. But

1:12:51

I like to get on the ground and roll around with them and then not clean

1:12:53

it off and just get in the bed. Oh yeah, no, no,

1:12:55

no, I mean john't like that at all

1:12:57

that I think she wants to kill me. Sometimes when I do that, I just forget

1:13:00

it. But I like get on the red and

1:13:02

I'm as soon as I walk in the house from

1:13:05

where I'll be like, where are my friends?

1:13:06

And they come running? Right, Oh, that's cool, that's my that's

1:13:08

my thing. Where are my friends?

1:13:09

They come running? And sometimes like get on the ground roll with them, and

1:13:11

then I just run and prop pop on the bed and she's

1:13:13

like, did you do where my friends?

1:13:16

Like I did?

1:13:18

There's a lot for me.

1:13:19

And maybe

1:13:22

I'm too nice to her, oh yeah,

1:13:24

because she's like, man, it just seems like it's

1:13:27

so fake because you're so nice all the time.

1:13:29

And I'm like, well, you do talk to her like and

1:13:31

you you're just probably way good looking, you know.

1:13:34

She does not like too much sex appeal.

1:13:37

That's it. Yeah, everywhere we go women

1:13:39

cat calling. She's like, man, it's just so hard being

1:13:41

with you.

1:13:41

And she's like, you just handled that so well. You don't even you

1:13:44

don't even turn your hair good for you? Man, that's

1:13:46

from psychology today. What does a hairstyle say

1:13:49

about a woman? And here's the thing about this, I just feel

1:13:51

like this bullcrat because it's only positive things. For

1:13:53

example, fashion experts say it

1:13:56

is very telling about

1:13:58

a woman her personality to look at her hairstyle. Well,

1:14:01

with curly Harisen is optimistic and usually very positive.

1:14:03

Oh, wavy haired women approachable

1:14:05

and warm. Her hair is short, she's projecting

1:14:08

confidence of creativity. Women

1:14:10

with straight Harrising is rich and worldly. I don't see

1:14:12

a dang thing about negative one negative things.

1:14:14

Yeah, that means everybody with hair is

1:14:17

awesome. I thought, like, that's just how

1:14:19

your hair is. Like do girls have to curl their

1:14:21

hair?

1:14:22

Yeah? Yes, or or straighten it or

1:14:24

cut it or yeah. You don't

1:14:26

have a lot of hair, so experience with it. I know, I don't know anything

1:14:28

about hair, really, Morgo. Would

1:14:30

you say to his answer.

1:14:31

Yes we have some style it eddie, but yes we do

1:14:33

have natural like some people can have natural

1:14:36

straight hair, natural curly hair, but we still typically

1:14:38

style it.

1:14:39

But do girls curl their hair like I

1:14:41

curl my hair every morning?

1:14:42

My curly natural hair is crazy, so

1:14:45

I have to style it and curl it make

1:14:47

it better.

1:14:47

When I say style it, that means curl, blow, dry,

1:14:50

do the whole thing.

1:14:50

I'm looking at you right now. I got a question. Yeah, is

1:14:53

your hair naturally not blonde.

1:14:56

When I was born?

1:14:56

Yes, As I got older, it got more like darker

1:14:59

blonde.

1:15:00

It's still darker I had, Yeah, I have like white

1:15:02

blonde. Why did you ask that? Why'd you laugh

1:15:04

so hard? Sorry? Just because it was a weird

1:15:07

question. Weird question. Why would you Why did you ask that?

1:15:10

Diet? Because I'm looking at the top

1:15:12

of their head and I see some black hair.

1:15:14

Those are the roots.

1:15:15

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it's not it's

1:15:17

not I didn't know that. It was easy,

1:15:20

buddy. No, I'm

1:15:22

saying I didn't know.

1:15:23

It was first impressions by and a Marius with

1:15:25

that. No, that's a good question, but just say

1:15:27

with it. I just saw it and I was like, oh,

1:15:29

maybe.

1:15:31

You get older, your hair gets darker.

1:15:33

I didn't know that unless your white

1:15:35

hair Eddie, your red hair and you

1:15:37

lose your hair.

1:15:38

I know your hair is just tan, you know, just

1:15:41

like me. All right, that's the news. Thank you.

1:15:44

Bobby's story.

1:15:49

Not really someone that posts reviews even

1:15:51

if things don't go right, I just kind of go, well, maybe they're

1:15:53

having a bad day generally. But

1:15:56

at an Amazon order set to my house yesterday, all

1:15:59

right, and it' said delivered

1:16:02

and it wasn't delivered. I didn't see it anywhere, and

1:16:04

so I went into my app and I look for it

1:16:06

and it said yeah, delivered. Here's a picture of it. And they

1:16:08

just do it like in the ditch in front of the house. Oh yeah,

1:16:12

that's not cool.

1:16:13

But do

1:16:15

I need to review it? Yes that

1:16:18

we get a different Amazon person every every

1:16:20

day, but they know which Amazon driver

1:16:22

came to your house that time. What would you

1:16:24

say if you were me then?

1:16:25

Because maybe it was an accident, maybe it like fell out

1:16:27

of their hands or blue it blew into the and

1:16:29

because it's pretty heavy, oh man, yeah.

1:16:32

So if it fell out of their hand, they would pick it up

1:16:35

and put it where it's supposed to go.

1:16:36

It be their hand. It was a prosthetic

1:16:38

hand, the didn't have feeling it.

1:16:39

Oh right, right right. It seems to me like it was a drive

1:16:41

by tossed out the door and drive maybe.

1:16:43

Okay, So when you say review, like, how are

1:16:46

you going to review it?

1:16:46

Like you want to sell that leaf feedback just generally,

1:16:49

I'm like, I always feel like too, like maybe I'm just too lazy

1:16:51

to do it, Like I but I just saw that.

1:16:53

I was like, I was like, where is it?

1:16:54

I know it was delivered, it said it was delivered, and then I saw

1:16:56

the picture they take a picture of it.

1:16:58

Also, if you do them, why would you take that picture?

1:17:00

Yeah?

1:17:00

Why would you just not go

1:17:02

all? The picture wouldn't load because you're doing just

1:17:06

don't put a picture up of the bad job.

1:17:07

That you did.

1:17:08

I've thought about it. I think you need to review

1:17:10

it. You do you need to review this, dude?

1:17:13

Send a review in tell them that you were not satisfied

1:17:15

with what happened, and let's see what happens.

1:17:18

See what you get? What I would get, here's

1:17:21

the good and the bad.

1:17:21

What I would get probably is nothing, and

1:17:24

and somebody who maybe was having a bad day gets

1:17:27

penalized and maybe it's strike three and

1:17:29

they lose their job.

1:17:29

But I say, they have a bad day every day, and

1:17:33

every person says, oh, I'm not going to

1:17:35

review because they're having a bad day.

1:17:36

Well sorry, And we need accountability

1:17:39

in this world for what we do.

1:17:40

So people on YouTube hilariously here,

1:17:43

why why we're never held accountable?

1:17:45

You just don't want to be held accountable, right,

1:17:48

that's my point.

1:17:51

I'm just so let them know.

1:17:53

Well that's what I'm I'm not even dealing

1:17:55

with it. It's not that big of an issue. What was your wife saying?

1:17:58

Nothing? It was my I didn't tell her because it was like

1:18:00

football card holders, Like for cards, I'm just sending

1:18:02

off to get authenticated. Well,

1:18:04

no, I was just looking for it. But I'm not gonna be like, have you.

1:18:06

Seen my little football card holders because

1:18:09

he's already like you have so much like come

1:18:12

into that because I've been you know, Oh,

1:18:14

let me ask you guys this question. Morgan, I would

1:18:16

like to ask you this question too, because this is mostly

1:18:18

a possibly a generational thing.

1:18:22

I'm doing this series, this kind of digital

1:18:24

docu series on sports memorabilia

1:18:26

cards.

1:18:27

The breaks that I do, I just have.

1:18:29

It's this crazy culture and I want to name

1:18:32

the this is what I want to name the series because we've already

1:18:34

started shooting it. I want to name the series I

1:18:37

saw the Sign.

1:18:39

I saw the N block letters and then sign is like a

1:18:41

sign, like cursive and in parentheses

1:18:43

because I saw the sign. A series

1:18:46

about sports memorabilia, not Ace of Base. Yeah,

1:18:49

because that's the first thing I thought. Does that makes sense

1:18:51

to you, Morgan? I have absolute idea what you're

1:18:53

talking about.

1:18:53

Oh, I saw the sign,

1:18:56

opened up my eyes. I saw the sign,

1:18:59

so it would be called I Saw the Sign. It's

1:19:01

about sign stuff, but it says

1:19:03

I saw the sign parentheses. A

1:19:06

series about signed sports memorabilia, not

1:19:08

a sub bass because a sub bass sings that

1:19:10

song?

1:19:10

Got it? I thought it was from Pitch Perfect. Okay,

1:19:15

yeah, that's what I never from because

1:19:17

I thought it was pretty clever when I came up with it, but

1:19:20

then I started to think it just might be lost on folks.

1:19:22

And it's really long too, And that's really But

1:19:24

the title is I Saw the Sign. That's the name of the series. But

1:19:27

it's like my the first book that I wrote it was called

1:19:29

Bare Bones, and the sub is I'm not

1:19:31

Lonely. If you're reading this book, you don't say the sub

1:19:33

the whole time.

1:19:34

That's true.

1:19:36

I mean I like it too because I know a

1:19:38

sub bass in the song, and that's the first

1:19:40

thing I thought of when you said I saw the sign.

1:19:44

Sign you sign something like double.

1:19:47

But we're an older generation.

1:19:48

Maybe you just like leave it. I saw the sign and then some

1:19:51

people get it in. Otherwise, it's just a clever name to

1:19:53

like people like me.

1:19:54

Sign Were you lunchbox?

1:19:56

The one talking about calling from accounting?

1:19:59

Calling from accounts?

1:20:00

Yes?

1:20:00

Yeah, we started watching it last night. It's hilarious.

1:20:03

It's so funny.

1:20:04

This conversation reminds me of that because it's

1:20:06

a couple and they have the same exact

1:20:08

age difference to my wife and I, which is eleven

1:20:11

years almost twelve years, like eleven years nine

1:20:13

months, and they're dating and.

1:20:17

There's a whole story as to why they date. But she

1:20:20

he says stuff and she's like what, I don't even know what that is.

1:20:23

And so to us, it's hilarious because really

1:20:25

the only thing that we don't have the same sensibilities

1:20:28

about is pop culture. Yeah, because

1:20:30

I'll say stuff. I'll be like, I

1:20:32

mean anything nineties related. She's like, I don't

1:20:34

know what it is, but it's really funny. It's Australian.

1:20:37

Yeah, so it's like a hybrid of American and British

1:20:39

humor. It feels like, but yeah, it's it's

1:20:41

so funny. It is on Paramount

1:20:44

Plus in thirty minute episodes in the starting

1:20:46

season two. I think that's about to come out,

1:20:48

but we just started season one.

1:20:49

Oh gonna come out? Yeah.

1:20:51

She my wife is like, we should watch Colin from Accounts

1:20:53

and I was like, I don't know what that is. And I was like, oh, Lunchboks talked

1:20:55

about that show. She goes, well, I heard about from my friend too, So we watched

1:20:58

it. It's good.

1:20:58

It's really funny.

1:21:00

Four percent on Rot Tomatoes. Do you guys like it because

1:21:02

it's like you two, No, we like because

1:21:04

it's really funny.

1:21:05

Yeah, you laugh out loud.

1:21:06

It's like the British Office kind

1:21:08

of you laugh out loud. But they're

1:21:11

that relatability to us because we're

1:21:13

that yeah you know.

1:21:14

Uh.

1:21:15

Woman in Louisiana is suing after

1:21:17

a contractor tears down her home by mistake.

1:21:19

How does this happen? I don't

1:21:22

get it. They were supposed to take down the one

1:21:24

next door. They didn't. That's wild

1:21:26

to me. It's like a doctor doing the

1:21:29

invitation on the wrong leg or something.

1:21:30

Yeah.

1:21:32

Now, Ernestine Smith is filing a lawsuit

1:21:35

to get the cost of her home back. When the contractor

1:21:37

came back to level the correct house. They

1:21:39

were they were like generous, they thought, and

1:21:41

offered her a couple thousand bucks for her trouble.

1:21:43

They don't throw a house down. I'm looking at pictures of

1:21:45

it. Yes, so what I remember WBRZ,

1:21:47

what does she do?

1:21:48

Like?

1:21:48

What does she do? She's suing, but I don't know where

1:21:50

she's living.

1:21:52

Originally the contractor said he tore down the right house, but

1:21:54

then he's and it seems he's

1:21:56

been proven wrong.

1:21:57

Yeah, yeah, I think you can figure that out.

1:21:59

You just come home and it's gone. I mean

1:22:01

once I drove up when I was living in a condo

1:22:03

here downtown. It's always my dream to live downtown somewhere.

1:22:06

And so I'd lived in this house and some guy went murder's whole

1:22:08

family, and I moved out. I'm out of

1:22:10

here, and Mike

1:22:13

D was at my house, were working on some stuff, and I was

1:22:15

gone, and I drove up and I see Mike D standing outside

1:22:17

at my condo with the dog, and there are

1:22:19

fire trucks everywhere, and

1:22:21

somebody had busted like a water main and

1:22:23

I lived on the top level, but they busted it. Above your mind, that

1:22:26

flooded every unit. But I

1:22:28

drove up and I was like, what is happening? That suck for whoever

1:22:30

this is?

1:22:30

Oh my god, it's.

1:22:34

Yeah.

1:22:34

Yeah.

1:22:35

I was like, man, somebody's going through something. That's

1:22:37

so No.

1:22:38

I see Mike soaking wet with my dog standing

1:22:41

outside. You know, I

1:22:43

wonder too, like how does that happen? Like how do they

1:22:45

get the addresses mixed up or whatever? But Uber, for

1:22:47

some reason never gets my house right. This

1:22:50

isn't Uber though, now I understand. It's like triple

1:22:52

check before they dumb all U. Yeah, they should have like a wristband

1:22:55

like you do at the hospital. They should put it on the house, on

1:22:57

the on the mailbox. Yes, yeah, come on, you're

1:22:59

right. But it's just weird though that every time I get

1:23:01

an Uber in my house, they're always part two houses

1:23:03

down.

1:23:04

So like, if my app says it's right here, I

1:23:07

hear you, and that is frustrating. Maybe it's the same software.

1:23:09

I don't think that he's used software. I think they should like

1:23:11

triple check. Yeah, pen and paper. If

1:23:14

you got a sore throat, chug pickle juice. Okay,

1:23:18

doesn't sound like it's like you're gonna be

1:23:20

like, I can't wait to do it, but if it helps when you have a sore

1:23:22

throat. When I have a sore throat, all

1:23:25

like I think about is the good old days when I didn't have a sore throat.

1:23:27

It's everything when I'm sick.

1:23:28

Yeah, like I just man, times

1:23:30

used to be so good, and it's like you

1:23:32

think I should have really valued those times.

1:23:35

It's like you're a ninety five year old dude on a Portsman Wad's

1:23:37

original. No, I just got a sore throat, But I'm like, man, the good

1:23:39

old days, back when I just could breathe through my

1:23:41

nose hurt.

1:23:43

Yes.

1:23:44

Uh.

1:23:44

The next time you have a sore throat, try drinking or

1:23:47

gargling first, then drinking pickle juice.

1:23:50

The extreme high salt content can

1:23:52

reduce inflammation and give you relief

1:23:55

for fifteen to twenty minutes, more so than some of the over

1:23:57

the counter stuff that they have.

1:23:58

Do you guys like pickle juice like to drink really

1:24:00

good? I don't mind. I don't mind. I like pickles,

1:24:02

and I don't mind, but I not to drink. I don't have

1:24:04

a glass of it after work. Oh man, it's so.

1:24:06

Good now, But when they eat the jar pickles, zimpty,

1:24:08

you sip on it. That's right, it's so good.

1:24:11

That doesn't gross me out. But I don't think I've ever just had some.

1:24:14

Just been like, I'm gonna chill out with some pickle juice. I'll bring

1:24:16

some tomorrow.

1:24:16

No, I'm good. I don't mind pickle juice. I

1:24:19

like it. And what I didn't think

1:24:21

I would like the pickled snow cones.

1:24:23

Yeah, piccadillies. Piccadillies. Yeah, because

1:24:25

it's pickle juice with like strawberries. And

1:24:27

you're like, there's no way that would be good. It's delicious.

1:24:29

I just hop it and get one every day.

1:24:31

There's a little snowcone standing near the house, very much

1:24:33

a Texas text Me

1:24:35

Mexico type thing.

1:24:37

I was like, there's no way. Shoot, I was

1:24:39

their best customer, dude.

1:24:40

Every I wanted to pick a punch card because I was there every

1:24:43

day knocking down the house.

1:24:45

Like that is they it sounds like by that new

1:24:47

story. He then was like, no, no, no, this is the right one. No trust

1:24:49

me. She's like, no, I lived there, I would know

1:24:52

that's not the right one.

1:24:54

Bobby Bone Show.

1:24:56

Today.

1:24:57

This story comes us from the Rado texts.

1:25:00

Is a man showed up to the gas station

1:25:02

about one forty am. Walks in, goes

1:25:04

to the beer cooler.

1:25:06

Oh, they're locked.

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Because they cut off beer sales. Goes

1:25:09

to the close and say, hey, I need you to open that I need a twelve

1:25:11

back. He says, no, I can't do

1:25:14

it. It's against the lass. So he punches them in the face,

1:25:16

goes out, gets in his truck. O.

1:25:19

It's never good when you go to the truck to come back.

1:25:21

I feel like where he should have gone to the truck used to go

1:25:23

home. Yeah, no he's coming back.

1:25:26

What's he coming back with a

1:25:28

gun?

1:25:29

Oh?

1:25:29

I thought he's gonna drive his truck into the.

1:25:31

Oh what he got?

1:25:34

He drove his truck into the.

1:25:37

Good job. You know, I'd rather that happen though,

1:25:39

because you going with a gun, you can you

1:25:41

can actually kill the guy behind the counter. You're driving it in, you're

1:25:44

probably not going to hit the guy behind the counter.

1:25:46

I mean he drove it all the way and in

1:25:48

like it's like barely, and he went all

1:25:50

the way back to the beer cooler.

1:25:51

Oh, he was probably trying to open open it from the front door.

1:25:53

Wow.

1:25:54

Okay, so not so bonehead hunt. Did he gets beer?

1:25:56

No, because him and the passenger were stuck in the truck.

1:25:58

In the passenger, the passenger was like,

1:26:00

no, don't do this, don't do this.

1:26:02

Police had to break the windows to get them out of the truck.

1:26:04

All right, I'm lunchbox. That's

1:26:06

your bonehead story of the day.

1:26:09

Story about this mom. Did you ever watch the show

1:26:12

Weeds back in the day?

1:26:13

Yeah, a good show where she was just a mom, like

1:26:15

a wife, and she was selling I mean, that's

1:26:17

basically the story, like living two lives, right.

1:26:20

Yes, so this is not exactly the same,

1:26:22

but kind of you saw where she was running that crime ring.

1:26:24

There's this lady.

1:26:25

She has like a two point five million dollar house,

1:26:27

husband, three kids, and they

1:26:30

have a ring of people women

1:26:32

all over the country stealing from certain stores

1:26:35

and.

1:26:35

They've stolen like millions of dollars

1:26:38

of product.

1:26:38

Like eight million dollars for a makeup. Wow.

1:26:40

They ship it to her and she sells

1:26:42

it on Amazon.

1:26:44

All TJ Max, Walgreens,

1:26:46

so.

1:26:47

And so she'll recruit women. She pays them

1:26:50

like hey, I need this, this this.

1:26:53

They go to the store, steal it, mail it to her,

1:26:56

she sells it on her Amazon store.

1:26:58

Got raided by the Feds. Heard her her husband

1:27:00

go to prison.

1:27:01

Michelle Mack, which is a funny name for someone

1:27:03

robing a makeup store, Matt Matt Cosmetics.

1:27:06

That's right, Oh, I don't know the name of it'd

1:27:08

be like her name is.

1:27:09

Michelle mabilein a right right.

1:27:10

Michelle Mack is accused of paying as many

1:27:12

as twelve women for travel expenses, as

1:27:14

well as providing them with a list of retail stores across the country

1:27:17

to target, including twenty one stores

1:27:19

in counties across California, then stockpiling

1:27:21

all the stolen goods and selling them on her Amazon storefront

1:27:24

at a fraction of the price.

1:27:25

This is from NBC San Diego.

1:27:27

She's the ringleader again, nearly eight million

1:27:30

dollars worth of makeup and other goods from the stores.

1:27:32

I mean they were bank And she would text them, hey,

1:27:34

do you have any more girls because we need more stuff? Like have

1:27:36

you got anybody?

1:27:37

Like yeah, you get a recruitment bonus,

1:27:40

and her and her husband would text back and forth about

1:27:42

Okay, we got a lot of this, but we need more of this.

1:27:44

I can't lieve they're putting in writing, Like you're smart

1:27:46

enough to organize this, why are you texting

1:27:49

in writing? That's why the mobsters always meet

1:27:51

like in public or they get on the phone. They're like the

1:27:53

canary flew the coop.

1:27:55

They had a

1:27:57

name for their crime ring called

1:28:00

the California Girls, which is the lamest name for

1:28:02

a crime ring.

1:28:02

Awesome.

1:28:04

Wait, which is weird because lameos you said awesome.

1:28:06

Well, they need a better name than California Girl.

1:28:08

I liked that they had a name.

1:28:09

Yeah, but they need to like, you know, the makeup

1:28:12

Missies or something. Foundation.

1:28:14

Yeah, because they're in California, Foundation females,

1:28:16

So it doesn't really make sense.

1:28:18

Yeah.

1:28:19

So well they got caught. But you just wonder

1:28:21

how many people are doing something like this and never get caught.

1:28:23

Yeah, I mean just a you're

1:28:26

on Amazon going, oh, that makeup's ten dollars

1:28:28

cheap, all stolen.

1:28:31

I would just think it was fake. If

1:28:33

you saw like really high priced new makeup.

1:28:37

It's supposed to be, you know, whatever the

1:28:39

highest quality is, and it's like four bucks.

1:28:41

Oh yeah, if it's like retail on Amazon.

1:28:44

And be like, oh, this is probably not real. Okay,

1:28:46

well that's it. I want to say that going

1:28:49

to the Arkansas basketball game tonight, Uh,

1:28:51

we'll pig pick for a win.

1:28:54

Amy's or Eddie's going. I'm going with you taking