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Hello there, Chris here. Thank

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you for downloading and

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downloading and listing to the Chris Miles show

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first one proper of

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first one proper of 2025. My... What was

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What was that? I was just getting I

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was just getting excited about

0:14

it being the first podcast. podcast. Come

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on up with you. I'll just grow a professional. Sorry.

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Okay. to the first proper

0:21

podcast of podcast of 2025. What

0:23

was was that? was that? was that?

0:25

I genuinely didn't even hear that. didn't

0:27

That was you, that. Was that

0:29

me? me? we all stop being charged?

0:31

stop on now. Welcome to the

0:33

first podcast of the podcast of 2025. No

0:35

childishness. Woohoo! Wow! That was a big Wow. Wow. That

0:37

That was a big one. I was

0:39

you, James. I could tell that.

0:41

That was you, it? Don't do we get anything

0:44

like that this system before we start.

0:46

we Just another, Just another. ready to

0:48

go. Captain. I I just want

0:50

Dom to do that again. Yeah.

0:52

Come on, you just stop

0:54

being silly. that again. Yeah, come you've all

0:56

done that. You've all done stop

0:59

stuff now. silly. Welcome to

1:01

the podcast. Do it again. No,

1:03

you've all done that.

1:05

You've done your childish

1:08

stuff now. Yeah. Welcome

1:11

to the podcast. Let's

1:13

go. And

1:18

just for you guys there you

1:20

are. We can't start with that. What's

1:22

the bubble sludge? No! I said

1:24

a hip? A hippie? A hip-hop?

1:27

You don't stop? I mean, that

1:29

eight's you're a hip -hop, you

1:31

don't stop. Do you remember when we did

1:33

the shipping forecast and that Do you

1:35

remember when we did the

1:37

shipping forecast and and halfway through forecast

1:40

little we'd have those little

1:42

things? That was Could Could we

1:44

away with it? being forecast. On the On

1:46

the podcast? Yeah. Podcast we could,

1:48

yeah. Probably. With a few With a few, with

1:50

a few language. Yeah, a little e with a circle around

1:52

with a Yeah, I don't think think you need it

1:54

you know? I Do you don't I really don't

1:56

think you do. I mean if Can we effort? to...

1:58

I listen to loads of podcast. And there's no back

2:00

in the day to be like you know to

2:02

do but now no one bothers with warning think we're

2:04

all up I up grown I mean you could literally

2:06

call your podcast Jeff Off yeah with Dominic Byrne

2:08

Exactly Why that? What's that mean? What?

2:11

you you trying out, why I'm actually just

2:13

saying why don't you Jeff off? Yeah, that's

2:15

why I thought I'd say that bit personally

2:17

Why don't you Jeff off, should it? Yeah

2:19

Sorry. Hello Welcome to Why Don't You Jeff

2:22

Off? I'm your host, Chris Mars, today's guest

2:24

is Dominic Byrne Hello Dominic, you've been in

2:26

radio a long time Long time now? Why

2:28

don't you Jeff off? Yeah it's great, and

2:30

it's lovely to be here. Good luck. It's

2:32

lovely to be here. I'm describing I'm delighted

2:34

to be here. It's a short episode,

2:36

isn't it? it? Yeah joining us from

2:38

America is Elon Musk. Elon.

2:41

Welcome to the podcast. Hello, Elon.

2:43

Why don't you Jeff off?

2:45

Okay Thank you Back to

2:47

the studio now. Piers Morgan has joined

2:49

us Piers You're welcome to the podcast

2:51

Jeff off. Well Well, actually, I think

2:53

you find I asked a question you

2:55

this podcast. Okay Why are you Jeff

2:57

off? Oh There you go you Jeff

3:00

off And finally Pippa Taylor is also

3:02

here Pippa. Love it to see you

3:04

you Fortunately run out of time to

3:06

ask you any questions Join us on

3:08

the show next week It's a great

3:10

listen. Yep I'll listen to It's a

3:12

Don't forget, by the way. Speaking of

3:14

podcasts Don't forget Captain You've got your

3:16

podcast that you need to launch this

3:18

year. Oh, yeah Can you remember John?

3:20

Your podcast? was this again called out?

3:23

No, I remember what it's caught I

3:25

can't believe you forgotten what called. Is

3:27

it is it the the get in

3:29

the bin? Yeah Which is

3:31

basically I just ripped that

3:33

off actually by with my, Why

3:35

at you Jeff Off? Because

3:37

get the bin is Similar. How

3:39

would you How do you pitch it? Well,

3:42

things that are dreadful, And moan

3:44

about them. Hmm probably you and I.

3:46

Am I on it as well?

3:49

I think you have to be. To anchor it a

3:51

bit. Now We We need a name.

3:53

Are you? Yeah. I think you're the star.

3:56

Well that's very kind of you And

3:58

I'm the technical abled one. So

4:00

that hosts it. So So I

4:02

would say hello, Chris Miles.

4:04

welcome to Get the Bin, our

4:06

weekly podcast where we throw

4:08

people's names and places and scenarios

4:10

at Captain Kratbeard. he tells

4:12

us what he thinks. Welcome to

4:14

the podcast. How are you

4:16

doing? Hi, Chris. Thanks for having

4:18

me every week. How about

4:20

that Everton Football Club? Good

4:22

one. They wouldn't even make

4:24

it to the podcast Oh! I

4:27

don't even want to talk about

4:29

them. OK. about that Tottenham Hotspur Oh,

4:32

they can get in the bin. Can they get in the in bin?

4:34

Oh, I hate them. You do, hate them. No, there a need

4:36

up to get in the bin, or is it get

4:38

in the depends. on a bunch of things.

4:40

Sometimes it can be straight in or

4:42

it can be a big build up to

4:44

it. Sweet potato fries. Where do you

4:46

sit there? Wow Well,

4:49

They've got a bit, like, main stage,

4:51

haven't they? And they're fine. But

4:53

it's like when you get curly fries, you want like

4:56

two curly fries. You don't want to just, you

4:58

don't play with them, so I'm bit bored of

5:00

them. So, what would you say to a

5:02

bowl of curly fries? Get

5:04

in the bin. Really? Get in the bin

5:06

if you get an accidental curry fry

5:08

in the chips that is amazing I'll with

5:10

You wouldn't have a player of curly

5:12

fries? boring It's many! Well they're

5:14

not boring, but you're right in that they should get in the

5:16

the - b- It gets tedious, doesn't it? it? Yeah. are

5:19

you on fries? Well, I like

5:21

fries. are you on hand -cooked chips? I

5:24

feel good about it. Where you on triple

5:26

cooked chips. I don't know how you can

5:28

do it three times. I never got it.

5:30

You've never done it three times? Honestly,

5:33

you should try it. Get in

5:35

the bin, Captain. Never. I

5:38

like it There's something here.

5:41

Is it the process

5:43

of, because my question is

5:45

always, who... who cuts

5:47

chips once and when? I'm

5:51

going to those again

5:53

right? And then they went

5:55

oh my God, I just invented something amazing

5:57

if you if you if you cut the chips

5:59

then you... cook them again, it's

6:01

like like double cooked, And then

6:03

And then on. went, you

6:05

put those on the menu you put those on

6:07

the more time. try one more time.

6:09

What? that mean the mean the the

6:12

middle is more cooked the middle on the

6:14

cooked or just extra battle on the outside? I have no idea.

6:16

if you like to a microwave crispier,

6:18

a night Right, how was it Because

6:20

I it microwave for five minutes.

6:22

Yeah, if I put that in

6:24

for 15 minutes con cardi been dust.

6:26

Is it three different ways of

6:28

cooking I put it in is it like

6:30

an oven? Then a deep minutes for

6:33

I think it's just them. Yeah. If I put that

6:35

Well, that's what 15 of. yeah. Well, Have you what

6:37

I'm chips? of. I I don't think this is

6:39

what I mean. I mean. don't think double -cooked

6:41

chips ever existed. I think I think cooked

6:43

the chips, the chips, ate the chips, then they

6:46

double -cooked the chips, chips, and they they were

6:48

nice. just before they put them out there

6:50

to the world, somebody went, went, hey, one month,

6:52

who's typing? Sorry, I'm looking at I'm looking Bloomantile, I

6:54

think think it was him who

6:56

invented them. them. No, he I think it

6:58

was, the the triple cooked chips.

7:00

think it was. was. But I didn't, no one

7:02

one actually believes three times though, do

7:04

they? though, do they? Yeah, I just, it feels like they

7:06

just cooks a I was right. right. Really?

7:08

Triple cooked chips are a type

7:10

of chips by the English chef,

7:12

Heston Blumenthal. They are first simmered,

7:14

then cooled and drained. cooled and drained, something,

7:16

something, something, you freeze them and then you

7:18

deep fry them. then you then

7:21

you cook them again. then

7:23

And cook them, and the

7:25

third cook them, what's the third cook?

7:27

them again. again. them, and

7:29

cook them again. And

7:31

they and cook them again. And they

7:33

are They're playing. Whitehaven tonight.

7:35

The Solway? James. The Solway. finished.

7:37

The Solway. All the Solway.

7:40

finished. Solway. Okay, anyway,

7:42

that's where they are The Solway. Hall.

7:44

That's what do you do?

7:46

fry Silmerham. And and then fry

7:48

them. It's a double deep fry, isn't it?

7:51

Double deep fry, Simram first. Speaking deep deep fry.

7:53

Yes, yes. that video, yes, me.

7:55

you got I just say? I

7:57

you enjoy Did you enjoy it? No, a bit.

7:59

a bit. much me. Really? I think

8:01

I think you've got to open

8:03

your open your mind. One deep maybe. the double,

8:05

I've got got to be honest,

8:07

well not cup of tea. don't. I've

8:09

laminated it it for you. Thank

8:11

you. be fine. Anyway, be let's go to

8:14

let's go and Burnham and

8:16

find out what's on this week's

8:18

podcast. Oh, I switched my mic off. So

8:20

much stuff, Chris. I can't

8:22

even tell you. even tell you. Paul... Paul

8:24

McCartney. Paul Paul, Paul, Paul, McKenna. Paul McKenna was

8:26

on. Sir Paul McKenna. Is he? Wow. on. Piffen.

8:28

In the guest meeting I called him he? Wow!

8:30

No, Wow. but I mean he should the guest meeting

8:33

people he's helped. He'll be talking mean, he should

8:35

be new all the people he's helped. fascinating. My

8:37

life with the be talking to us about

8:39

his new book, which is actually

8:41

fascinating during the with the only is an

8:43

argument. You make it to shreds He's a make

8:45

up, he's a make up, a make up, a make up, a make

8:47

up, a make a lovely a make up, a make up,

8:49

of mine, but of friend be honest of

8:51

mine. It's like candy from a baby. We

8:53

also spoke to our friends at

8:56

the friends pub in England in England.

8:58

Yeah. The UK. UK. The Tan Hill Inn. Yeah. Inn,

9:00

who obviously with all the

9:02

snow we've had, we've we We spoke to

9:04

Nicole Papa. Yeah. Terry Henri

9:06

Nicole. We spoke to her because We spoke

9:08

to her a had a massive lock

9:11

-in, basically, and the weather's the no,

9:13

they were snowed in. It's not a

9:15

massive lock -in, It's not a massive locket. -in. snowed

9:17

in. They couldn't escape the pub

9:19

because it's up They Yorkshire escape the pub So

9:21

up on couldn't leave the pub. They

9:23

couldn't escape. I moors. see that as

9:26

a massive, illegal lock -in. She didn't

9:28

seem bothered about it at all. Did

9:30

she, to be fair? They're all

9:32

having a lovely time seem quizzes and -in.

9:34

I would it as long as They're

9:36

all having a lovely time. If it was

9:39

just us, and and maybe

9:41

not I, and and maybe

9:43

swap James from Margot Robbie. Right.

9:45

It's Pippa dum, me, Captain, Margot

9:47

Robbie, and the pub for a few days. How long, what's the

9:49

few days. amount long, what's the

9:52

most amount of time you could

9:54

spend there knowing you can't leave?

9:56

How's my relationship with Margot? You are

9:58

are getting on famous. Okay, then a

10:00

a couple of years years. a

10:02

couple of years in the of

10:04

years in Robbie. Yeah. Yeah, with Would

10:07

she get bored do you

10:09

think hold on? Gosh, would she

10:11

get bored? Do you think

10:13

hold on? Hold on

10:15

the other woman I like?

10:17

the other woman I Go on, Oh,

10:19

you like well. Sorombs. Oh,

10:22

Charlie your hands and

10:24

you like as well.

10:26

can be there, yeah. She's behind the bar. on you

10:28

call it. Both there, they're both

10:31

there. hold on so you you've

10:33

throne behind the bar you're

10:35

with margo the is your

10:37

guest with Marga, not is you stay

10:39

out of it Hagedy. Anne, Hagedy's on

10:42

on reception Right, why is the reception

10:44

going? Then there's no need pub. You need

10:46

the calls they'll be Four. All calls,

10:48

they'll be taken. Right, press. Now then,

10:51

it's fascinating. I Fatima. I think

10:53

Charlene, uh, what's the name? She's there as well.

10:55

Charlene. Don't call Charlene. to

10:57

run, if there as well. to

10:59

run, if Charlies to run is Theron

11:01

is behind serving, yes, she'd win. win

11:04

it. She'd win She'd win. She'd

11:06

Yeah, couple of years. win couple

11:08

of years. a Six months

11:10

to let down A couple of it.

11:12

That's it. months to let down Margo, go

11:15

slowly. I hope you also you can't do the

11:17

same with our inflatable podcast that we had last week. I

11:19

don't know how much there this is be an intro,

11:21

by the way. This is not even

11:23

the actual podcast. So let's shut up

11:25

and get into all the best bits.

11:27

I don't know how much there are, I

11:29

to be fair, which is why I

11:31

dragged the intro are, to be I would which

11:33

is why I the way, I hope you

11:35

also appreciated our bonus podcast that we

11:37

had last week. I hope you also I got

11:39

literally our one message about it. that we know

11:41

if anybody week. it. Nope. To be

11:43

fair, it wasn't really good. about it. But it it

11:46

was there but I still got

11:48

paid for it got paid face suckers any face

11:51

this onto all the best bits turn

11:53

it up cat tidd. Let's get into

11:55

it the best bit. Turn it

11:57

up, Captain, let's get into

11:59

it! Which

12:09

of the Christmas of the do

12:11

you think show team do you note

12:13

first thing this morning? note first thing

12:15

this morning? are you here? Hello

12:17

are you I am here Chris,

12:20

I am go. Way, there definitely

12:22

me. that's here me.

12:24

I'm here. Pippos Robinson, are

12:26

you here? are you

12:28

here? Yes, I am. I mean, I

12:30

mean, sound wrong sound effect.

12:33

James Robinson, he's here. Yes. Dominic

12:35

are you here? you here?

12:38

Now No he's not. Oh Chris, he's

12:40

Oh Chris, he's probably running a

12:43

bit late. No he's not. he's not.

12:45

Sick Note off. The

12:47

first, first show show

12:49

of Sick Note Burn isn't

12:51

here. Now, there are here.

12:53

Now, there are people know to

12:55

the show who know more about it than we

12:58

do. do. He's done done this

13:00

before, first day back after

13:02

a holiday. a I'm not, I'm

13:04

not feeling well. well. And it was

13:06

either last holiday in the summer.

13:08

summer. Oh, it was it's this time last year. he's

13:10

definitely done it before. He's pulled

13:12

this before. I can probably this before.

13:14

I can I emailed the news

13:17

desk I emailed the news desk need a

13:19

them. And then say we need a quick replacement. Oh,

13:21

now well. not well. two weeks

13:23

I could have pulled that

13:25

one. well. I could have from that, the

13:27

rest of us are here. Captain from that,

13:29

Good rest of us are here. Captain crap

13:31

being's here. Good morning, good

13:34

morning, Captain. not here here

13:36

Apparently the tubes are all screwed

13:38

up are all on his way

13:40

in, but it's not his fault.

13:42

way Now but weirdly, he gets

13:44

exactly the same tube as James

13:46

does. weirdly, he gets Yeah, but I

13:48

the same a bit earlier though. does. James

13:50

I wish he was but good

13:53

point not here. I mean

13:55

a bit earlier though. Yeah. three

13:57

of us, was. Yes, that's

13:59

a good point. What do you think do

14:01

you think Hello. Oh, there she is.

14:03

Good morning. There she is. there she is. you walk

14:05

in? morning. There she is. Good morning.

14:07

Did you walk in? side. No, sorry, I

14:09

was late. we're The weren't on my to

14:11

do now, don't you know what we're going

14:13

to have to do now, don't you? to

14:16

change your hours. Okay. If you get in

14:18

going to change Happy New Year. This

14:20

isn't going you happen ever again. You'll isn't going

14:22

to happen ever again, you'll never be

14:24

late for the start of the show again.

14:27

That's true. Let's go for that, shall we? shall

14:29

do that. should we do that? Let's

14:31

do that. Tomorrow in at morning

14:33

you're in at that means getting a means

14:35

sure. a My problem sure. Not my problem mate. I

14:38

don't make the rules, do I? rules,

14:40

do I? I feel like you've just made the

14:42

rules, but the rules, but What time are you meant

14:44

to be in What time are you meant to

14:46

now, tomorrow? Well, But then why

14:48

is that on me? why

14:50

is that on me? you set

14:53

the rules. the rules? I don't... Happy

14:55

Year, Chris. Happy New Year!

14:57

Happy to see you. Chris Moyle Show podcast. Crazy.

14:59

I'm gonna talk. So,

15:01

Dal, the number. You

15:03

say say hello, we play

15:05

Sam Sam stops, you keep singing. You

15:09

keep singing. Jobs are

15:11

getting? You get the

15:13

tickets. Good look. Oh,

15:15

should we get in

15:17

good? Hello? You

15:39

If you dance with me

15:41

darling If

15:43

you take me home

15:47

you. And

15:49

if we will

15:52

We walk in the morning Hold

15:54

on a on a You've provided

15:56

me with a lot me with a

15:58

lot of problems here. First of

16:00

all, where do of all,

16:02

where'd you... you

16:05

think Sam from? is from? Texas?

16:07

Will you dance with me Will

16:09

you dance with that? My husband

16:11

says I'll sing that

16:14

Dolly part. I mean

16:16

that's a Ha ha ha ha!

16:18

I mean, that's a compliment.

16:20

dance with me with me, And then

16:22

then line which which is

16:24

the title of the song.

16:26

the song. You don't

16:28

know what it

16:31

is it is? in

16:33

the dance in the moonlight? Did

16:35

I sing that? Yeah. Did you

16:37

sing Will We Walk in the morning?

16:39

that? Did play you a little bit of it right

16:41

then you jump in here we go the

16:43

morning? So I'll play

16:45

you a little bit

16:48

of it, right? Then

16:50

you jump in. Here

16:52

we go. talk in the...

16:58

The morning there! Well I need to

17:00

go to our need to

17:02

go to our

17:04

judge, Pepper. How did you do that?

17:07

Well I love did you

17:09

do Parton. To I

17:11

he's saying. Yeah, cool she

17:13

can get. Yeah, she can have

17:15

a second. And you

17:17

won't believe this, we

17:20

start you won't believe this.

17:22

We start with some shock news

17:24

that Burn Burn has turned up

17:26

to up to work. Hey! I thought we were

17:28

all due back on Tuesday. on Tuesday. I

17:30

don't Were you in yesterday, you in

17:32

Why did you bring us back? Yeah.

17:34

Why did you bring us back? cruise to Calais.

17:37

You like cruise to don't you? The

17:39

You French ones? to brow Or German,

17:41

whatever you the Or German. French loud voice.

17:43

You can hear it. Yeah. I

17:45

feel a lot better. You've been

17:47

practicing this fake voice, right voice

17:49

all night. hear it. Yeah. I feel a lot

17:51

better. You've sound a lot

17:53

better than I did yesterday. voice all night.

17:56

I don't yesterday morning. well. I blame my

17:58

my children, too have too many children. I was

18:00

was just saying to you off to you affair.

18:02

I I have too many

18:04

children. So Is that what it is? Yeah. lived in this

18:06

s***. old man who lived in his

18:08

have too many he have

18:10

old woman, children? Well, She had so many

18:12

an old know what to do. That's right. I've

18:14

got I'm the Steve? She had

18:16

that one differently? children, she didn't

18:19

had so many kids do.

18:21

That's right, got. I'm the old man who lived

18:23

in her. Her patients ran out. out?

18:25

That's what it was That's what

18:27

it was. Paul

18:30

McKenna. Yeah. Good

18:32

morning. Good morning, Paul.

18:35

Good morning. Great to be here. Great

18:37

to be here. Here we go.

18:39

I can help you you

18:42

start 2025 great, and all

18:44

you've got to do is

18:46

buy my book. buy then

18:48

I will feel great. great.

18:50

Is that that all right? yeah,

18:52

that's right. First of all, how of

18:54

all, how are I'm top of

18:56

know, I'm top of the

18:58

world, really down on down

19:00

on Yep, all that. Do you indulge of

19:02

that. Christmas you indulge over Christmas eat and

19:05

a bit too much to eat and

19:07

drink I decided, I was but I use I

19:09

was actually a sort of my own Christmas. Yeah, had

19:11

a sort of fairly moderate Christmas, you

19:13

know, yeah I decided I put on

19:15

a bit of weight was gonna lose

19:17

it. I wasn't gonna drink as much

19:19

as I feel better for it for

19:21

it. Paul and I love Come on.

19:23

We're waiting Boozy lunches. Well the

19:25

punchline? Come on. We're over due I

19:27

love going out for we?

19:29

lunches. due one, aren't that's true. got it,

19:32

we've aren't we? we've We've got

19:34

it got So Paul's new book, let's new

19:36

book. Let's get into this

19:38

we Here we go. Let's

19:40

rip this apart. This is

19:42

Paul McKenna. make Me

19:44

Rich. You buy his book,

19:47

book. It's £1 ,000 pound

19:49

£1 ,000. pounds. It's called... power

19:51

manifesting yeah that's what it's about what it's about.

19:53

know what You know what manifesting is, when you

19:55

When you want something. You put it

19:57

out there, don't you? get it. and it's

19:59

a coincidence. Well, they call they

20:01

call that now manifesting. My My wife

20:04

believes in all this stuff. stuff.

20:06

into all this manifesting stuff.

20:08

this It doesn't really exist,

20:10

does it? doesn't really exist does it? No it

20:12

come on does. No come I've

20:15

manifested many things and I've

20:17

not once met Margot Robbie. once

20:19

met Margot Robbie. How does that work? work? you

20:21

see, a lot of a lot of

20:23

people think that the same is

20:25

the same as manifesting. a bit

20:28

like a bit like news. and

20:30

and that's why most people fail

20:32

around this time. time. Manifesting is a

20:34

different process. This is how I

20:36

do it, I go off into off into

20:38

the imagined future I I

20:41

imagine that I've achieved something, goal, right? And I go,

20:43

what go, I do I see feel? I feel?

20:45

there I check that there aren't any

20:47

negative consequences to have done that. And then

20:49

I think, could have stopped me? What would

20:51

have got in the way? in the And

20:53

then I'm back I back I go, what

20:55

happened just before I did this? just

20:57

happened before that? What happened before that? What

21:00

All right, I'm back to now

21:02

What then I can see the

21:04

route to achieving it. I'm back

21:06

I'm gonna look into the future

21:08

the root to achieving it. Yeah, I'm gonna see

21:10

myself winning the euro Yeah. And I'm

21:12

going to see Now. What are the

21:14

negative millions. Yes. All right. Now, what are I

21:16

need to get some There are a

21:18

lot. Maybe I need to put my

21:20

money of tax and where need

21:22

a driver to bring me in

21:25

from my big house house in Surrey,

21:27

but I'm now next to a golf

21:29

course a golf course. No negativity. how do

21:31

I get get there? Now, I I

21:33

need to buy a ticket

21:35

and predict euro million's numbers. Okay, I have the

21:37

the So so that's not

21:39

gonna work. Well, it it works

21:41

for some people with the the win but

21:43

lottery but that's you know that

21:45

lottery winners about a year

21:47

later not much actually not much

21:49

happier than they were before?

21:51

Well, not idiots. much idiots because they're clearly

21:53

they're clearly not using that money way to

21:55

the right way to create happiness

21:57

and a large of of them have

22:00

actually lost it all within a few

22:02

years. What was happened. first job

22:04

first job Mine. Mine. Yeah, I was paid for. I

22:06

was a DJ and actually know the the very

22:08

first job I was, I only I

22:10

only lasted one day of this,

22:13

store detective in Harris. Yeah, well no it was

22:15

because one of the other store detective the other

22:17

store look thought I look suspicious

22:19

they all they all jumped on

22:21

me and and I went, this is not

22:24

for me. me. Oh wow! And so And

22:26

so were you then? No. So Did

22:28

you have much money much money then?

22:30

you have more money

22:32

now you are you more money

22:34

you Yeah. Are you happier? my there you

22:36

go. I rest my case. Your winners. Could dumb

22:39

manifest hair? Well, if... No. No. You could have

22:41

a hair have a hair

22:43

transplant Yeah. I think... I think I

22:45

mean they don't look look...

22:47

great do they some of those? you know

22:50

you know I've seen some of

22:52

my friends some of my wouldn't name

22:54

them wouldn't name them but had really had really

22:56

good ones. Peter Jones from just I'm just

22:58

trying to guess Does he have one? No

23:00

just is amazing trying to guess. No Rob Bryden

23:02

is is absolutely brilliant yeah you

23:04

can't tell my friend my Yeah

23:06

done it and looks amazing

23:09

looks fantastic yeah I'm doing it

23:11

this year are you I'm

23:13

going full I told you I'm

23:15

going and Rivers amazing. Looks fantastic. I'm doing it.

23:17

eyes, teeth, teeth, boobs, thing, right?

23:19

doing the whole thing.

23:21

a new knee, a new knee. Why don't new new

23:23

a new knee. about seeing

23:26

don't we speak about seeing not only written

23:28

the book about power has not only written

23:30

the book about power manifesting and

23:32

he's going to go on tour

23:34

and tell you how you can

23:36

do it buy the you don't need

23:38

to buy the book buy the you

23:41

can buy the book you then you

23:43

can go to the tour and

23:45

you can understand the new science

23:47

of getting what you want you

23:49

what Paul wants is a sold -out

23:51

tour tour. I do. You

23:53

should should manifest it I'm

23:56

working on that, I think, yeah.

23:58

think. And what is the live

24:00

show? show. Basically, you explain it's a coaching

24:02

experience so it's not like a

24:04

lecture, so it's like having a session

24:06

with me but there's hundreds of

24:08

other people present. I've got loads

24:10

of sessions with you. me, but there's hundreds of

24:13

other people. Yes, for volunteers come on is

24:15

ask I do something, I say,

24:17

you know, who's blocked, who I do

24:19

themselves, like I say, who's blocked, who sabotages themselves? Pepper, you

24:21

sabotage yourself, don't you? All the

24:23

time. Because don't you all the time? You This

24:25

is true. This do find it hard to say

24:27

no. it hard to say no. So then what I

24:29

what I do I I do

24:32

it on the entire audience and then I

24:34

everybody and then the real work

24:36

the real work selfies self is. I have manifested before

24:38

manifested before in the past. Yeah, for

24:40

you? I come to fruition for you

24:42

I have seen scenarios eyes out

24:45

in front of my eyes that

24:47

I said would play out exactly

24:49

like that, that's Yeah, the gist mean it.

24:51

the gist of it if you

24:53

constantly think good the good things you

24:55

to have happen, put your energy into

24:57

them. them. more likely more likely to could

24:59

you then take that idea idea and go,

25:02

for example, right? A lot people people to lose

25:04

weight. to lose to lose So I want to

25:06

get to lose weight. I want So what I would

25:08

say is, So what I a lot of

25:10

people go, say is, I just can't really

25:12

imagine myself at my ideal weight. really I

25:14

go, could you imagine yourself a few

25:16

pounds lighter? they go, could you imagine yourself a

25:19

pounds lighter. Step into it. know, could you

25:21

close the loose, a few pounds lighter.

25:23

Step into that. And then of course,

25:25

what's going to stop you? What's going

25:27

to get in the way? of course, what's know,

25:29

how are you gonna head that off

25:31

of the get in the way? I'll do that

25:33

instead, get in the way? So once again, having

25:35

a a roadmap is really kind of the difference

25:38

that makes the difference. makes the difference.

25:40

Oh, that's good. Oh, do you like like

25:42

that. a difference that makes the it's one

25:44

of my old sort of old

25:46

sort of cliche lines. Yeah, it is. one of

25:48

one of the old Yeah. I think this

25:50

is probably the think this is probably

25:52

the last one I'm going

25:54

to do. I... Really? Yeah, I've I've been

25:56

doing them now for for like

25:58

years touring. Hmm, touring. And I'm in my 60. Now, I

26:00

like it, it a lot of what

26:02

lot of what I do

26:04

now is online people

26:07

need to get get, be

26:09

the last one be the last one

26:11

then, so go and now go

26:13

online and buy book now, go online

26:15

and buy poor McKenna's power manifesting. Well, you

26:17

go great Chris well

26:20

done Rob and we'll see

26:22

you the same time

26:24

next week see right same time next

26:26

week. All right then. Bye back now. Thanks. Thanks

26:28

for everybody. Anybody? Three, anybody? Yes, I got

26:30

Thank you. To anybody? you.

26:33

Two, Well done, Yes,

26:35

yeah. Well done. Oh, that's

26:37

me. with a Oh,

26:39

What a Ah, what a

26:42

a thicko! a thicko! What

26:44

a thicko! What

26:46

a thicko! What a thick

26:48

at all? No a thick

26:50

out. Anybody get none at all. Oh

26:52

yeah, I I'll a look at

26:54

that. of those too. Oh yeah, I got

26:56

one of those. one of those.

26:58

What a figure. What

27:01

a figure. What figure. What What a figure.

27:03

a a figure. What a figure.

27:05

What a figure. Hey, guess what guys?

27:07

We'll show you Terence next. Oh. What

27:10

a fico? What a

27:12

fico? What a fico?

27:14

Thanks so much to

27:16

enough DJ. What a

27:18

few of those. What

27:21

a fico? This is

27:23

the Chris Moyle Show podcast.

27:25

The Kooks on Radio

27:27

the beginning of

27:29

something special.

27:31

When it's the as

27:34

it is now, that's when

27:36

I like to open special. When

27:38

it's 913, as it

27:41

is now, that's when

27:44

I like to open

27:46

Dom's Disco. I open it

27:48

at 9 .13, but start

27:50

the fun at 9 There's

27:52

Here's another jingle. Singing

27:54

to the great the

27:56

great sounds of Dom's disco. Here

27:58

we go. Spitt

28:02

spinning of the

28:04

wheels of steel.

28:06

This is Dom's

28:08

Disco. No, not

28:10

Mona Go. Come

28:12

on Eileen. By

28:14

Dixie's, no, by

28:16

Dixie's Midnight Run.

28:18

Kicks off Dom's

28:21

Disco. Still 914,

28:23

actually. Whoo! Got

28:25

so many hits,

28:27

man. Text in,

28:29

839, 3-9-3-6. Hello.

28:31

Hello? Hello,

28:33

Veronica. Last

28:36

scene on

28:39

a roundabout.

28:42

True story.

28:44

83936. Start

28:47

your text.

28:50

This is

28:53

It's not just Eileen, This

28:56

is all over

28:59

the world! Stagepoach!

29:07

Gagua.

29:15

You

29:22

say...

29:29

Stop playing them with some

29:31

You sexy

29:33

thing. Monongagua. and Guaga.

29:36

You sexy thing. M'agua.

29:38

Hot chocolate. Mm-Gagua. I

29:41

love a lot. No,

29:43

it's Mone and Gagua.

30:02

I'm every woman. I'm

30:04

every woman. Not just...

30:07

Not just... No, doesn't

30:09

dirty to is not just is not

30:12

just what Whitney Houston says.

30:14

This is for all women

30:16

is for all women everywhere. Because

30:18

I'm a man, but

30:21

I like women. I'm

30:23

every woman. Whitney Houston.

30:26

Can't play that noise

30:28

there. When

30:33

I flung my

30:35

disco When I flung

30:38

my disco doors open, it was

30:40

9 914. it's still only

30:42

9 it's still only

30:44

917. Oh! Oh!

30:46

Stop that. Play

30:48

this! Thank you!

30:51

We've Stop that. a Play

30:53

this. in from

30:56

Toby Taren, saying...

30:59

John, would you please play the best

31:01

song that the best song

31:03

that I've ever

31:05

heard? Which is...

31:08

Dancing Queen! By

31:10

ABBA, Toby, this

31:13

one is for

31:15

you. A-a-a-a-a-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- Just

31:32

reading some texts some text It sounds

31:34

a bit oh, sounds a bit Disco is amazing. is

31:37

amazing. is still Matt is still

31:39

Matt Park updated We haven't we

31:41

didn't need to. it, but

31:43

it's only because we didn't need two. It's

31:45

Dom's disco. Manantguagua. Thank

31:47

you. Carmelian, culture

31:50

club. fade me out for that. got to fave

31:52

me up for that. Chris. Come on,

31:54

Come on, you're stopping the disco. disco. No one

31:56

wants to stop the to stop the disco.

32:02

comma chameleon Okay,

32:05

Okay, at this opportunity, I'd just like

32:07

to say if you've got a Ford

32:09

Mondeo parked in the car park, you

32:11

can move that, please, because it's parked

32:13

too close to a Ford Fiesta. And

32:15

also, as ever, Bendy Wendy

32:17

is in the cloakroom, taking

32:20

your coats. in the cloakroom.

32:22

It's pound go, not a goat, but

32:24

it doesn't mean it's pound of

32:26

coat. It's a pound of coat for

32:28

Bendy Wendy. and she's good

32:30

and she's discreet. Let's play some

32:32

more music. Chris, you need to

32:34

fade me up. Captain, can you

32:37

go around there and just... open

32:39

that show. Because Because we've

32:41

got some Bee Gees coming up. as

32:44

well as Bucks Fizz, and

32:46

also the

32:49

Communards. don't leave me this

32:51

way. I won't leave

32:53

you that way. Please. more texts,

32:55

you could have played the whole

32:57

of Come on, Eileen. Um

33:05

I'd play some music really. You've

33:08

to listen. You've been fated up for

33:10

the last minute and a half. I haven't.

33:12

I've tried playing stuff. Oh, now it

33:14

works. Don't walk away. I don't like that

33:16

song. Actually, we won't do that one.

33:18

Let's do this, the Combin' Arts. Dom's

33:21

Disco. sad. Thank

33:24

you. This is

33:26

Dom's Disco. It's

33:28

sadly coming to an end because

33:30

of just too, too much

33:32

fun. Too much fun. Slaphead.

33:35

Thank you. Amazingly, you're

33:37

listening to Radio X. I

33:40

have fresh rock and guitar -based

33:42

music. It's 9 .20, only six

33:44

minutes. Good Lord, that felt like

33:47

a lifetime. No,

33:50

you can't stop it there. There was a was kicking in

33:52

with the vocal. I hit the vocal. Hello.

34:02

In the end You kept everything inside

34:04

And even though I tried It

34:06

all fell apart If what it meant

34:08

to me Will eventually be a

34:10

memory Every time Tried

34:13

so hard and got

34:15

it so far But

34:18

in the end It just

34:20

me matter girl had

34:24

to fall To lose

34:26

it all But

34:29

in the end, it

34:31

doesn't even matter it's

34:35

not for everyone singing is it

34:37

not not really It's not for

34:39

not it's not for everyone No,

34:41

it's not for me Chris gonna

34:44

i'm gonna just take my neck

34:46

out and say you're not a

34:48

professional singer no

34:50

definitely not a professional what uh let's

34:52

have a listen to you sing that

34:54

one more time I tried so

34:56

hard Well

34:58

done, you've won the ticket Oh

35:01

my god, I can't believe it

35:03

You not believe how many times I've

35:05

tried to get through to you guys

35:08

this is just amazing Well, You've done

35:10

it now and you've won tickets and

35:12

you have to Wembley Stadium. I

35:14

can't believe it honestly. I've pulled over

35:16

now because my hands are actually shaking. I

35:18

can't believe you've got me singing

35:20

on the radio as well. I

35:22

wouldn't call it singing, Don I like

35:24

to be - I like

35:27

to keep putting a big pause in between

35:29

each line. did sound like a rapping drowned.

35:31

remember the word I know, you did very

35:33

well. You were word perfect, actually, Don Do

35:35

you want to hear it again, Dawn? Yeah. No,

35:38

I really don't! It

35:40

doesn't

35:42

even matter Not

35:47

bad Not bad,

35:49

is it? Yeah, it was of the It's

35:51

not in the right order. There you

35:53

go. It It was more Regent's part

35:55

than Lincoln's part, but we all enjoyed

35:57

it though, Don The

36:00

other thing that Brits in America, I've spent

36:02

a lot of time in America a lot of

36:04

time in America they is say won't say

36:07

will say thank you. they will say

36:09

thank you. And I think, and I

36:11

need to to get over it.

36:13

Maybe I'm right. right, I think it

36:15

very passive aggressive. passive So why

36:17

would you, would let's say say

36:19

your waiter. and And you're going

36:21

out tonight. you're going to your whatever. Oh

36:23

or whatever? Oh what can I get

36:25

you? what can I get you? Can I

36:27

I have a teaker gel with some

36:29

pilau rice and some onion

36:31

barges, please? barges problem.

36:33

Thank you. no problem.

36:35

Thank you. Right. please. out please

36:38

for thank you. If you if you

36:40

can. ready? All All right. Hello, sir.

36:42

What would you like to like to Can

36:44

I get a Can I get a chicken some

36:46

paleo rice and a large rice and a

36:48

beer, thank you. beer? Now, it

36:50

sounds a bit aggressive. Now, that's what I think sounds like,

36:52

you know. It's kind of kind of you're ready.

36:54

with it, chop, get on can you run

36:56

to the kitchen, thank you. It's a

36:58

bit presumptuous, isn't it? the does it, who's

37:00

the nicest person in the world. But

37:03

every time she does it, I go,

37:05

isn't it? And she goes, I said

37:07

thank you. I'm like, it's not

37:09

the same. in the asking, every you

37:11

is you're telling. I go, please. much. thank you.

37:13

And I try it, Pip? you. What

37:15

would you like you like to order? her? Oh, I'd

37:17

like like a masala, please.

37:19

And some some coconut

37:21

rice and a a Peshawarian

37:23

please. Sure. Lovely. please. you like like

37:25

any drinks? Yes, please. I'll have a

37:28

I'll have a you. wine.

37:30

Thank you. I'll be much, be back in

37:32

a few minutes. All right. right, it try it

37:34

without the please and just the thank you.

37:36

What would you like to order? like to order? I'd

37:38

like like a lamb, masala, some

37:40

coconut rice and a a

37:42

naan, thank you. you. Thank you.

37:45

Thank you right now in advance.

37:47

It's not just you, now, even

37:49

if is a bit weird. not just me, then, is

37:51

it? yeah, it's a... a bit weird. It sounds

37:53

a bit, sound it's yes I would, it sound

37:55

like, you, would? I would like you. Yes, I would

37:57

like a bloody drink. a a stupid question.

38:00

Chop. Where is he? you go. Would you

38:02

like a drink? Yes, please. Can please. I

38:04

get a white wine, please? rather rather? would

38:06

you like a drink? Thank you. Yes, I'd like

38:08

a white wine. Thank you. Yeah, course

38:10

I do. Maybe

38:12

it's because we're we're kind of inherently

38:14

sarcastic. I don't know. Thank you. Thank

38:17

you. It sounds a bit passive. Yeah,

38:19

it's like when you someone through the door

38:21

and they don't thank you, So you thank them I do

38:23

that. Oh, no. No. no, no, no, welcome.

38:25

no, no, no, no, no, no, that's

38:27

that's where you live Yeah, although

38:29

I don't talk right from someone they walk past and don't

38:31

say a word. Oh, you're

38:33

welcome. Oh, I

38:35

give it. I the old no,

38:37

you. I do that a

38:40

lot. I think I did it

38:42

yesterday, possibly in this building.

38:44

No, thank you. And

38:47

also the other one is sorry is

38:49

the news agent or whatever who's on

38:51

the phone holding out their hand for

38:53

money before whatever and they don't even

38:55

look you acknowledge you and it are

38:57

Just don't give it him. hate. yeah, Just down there,

38:59

like, my bag and waiting for him to go Alright,

39:02

I want my body spirals. what's wrong with

39:04

your hand? Yeah, do you think I'm

39:06

a palm reader? You

39:09

just do this reading there just hold

39:11

their hand No,

39:14

that's why when I had a bad reputation

39:16

back in the day Dom It was very

39:18

unfair because I'm very I'm very mild -mannered

39:20

polite and polite. Yeah, but brought up. Well,

39:22

I've been brought up very well If I

39:24

need to break wind the night, I'll always

39:26

put my bum out the side of the

39:28

bed The window thought you're gonna say extreme That's

39:32

true, man. pepper and tome you could. yeah

39:34

true. Yeah, no windows very close to

39:36

the bed. It is, yeah. Yeah, close. I'd

39:38

say it wouldn't take long. Do you

39:40

ever do that? Do

39:42

I ever to my bum out the window? James

39:45

if it's a particularly you know come on tell the

39:47

truth an aggressive visit what out of the bed if

39:49

you look at the side of the bottom of the

39:51

bed and look at yours Which side of the bed

39:53

you on I'm gonna say you're on the right. I'm

39:55

on the left. Are you on the left Before Is

39:57

that the window side? Yeah, it is near the window

39:59

station can get around out and have a

40:01

trump -up. trumpet. Windy windows. We got a

40:03

window, he decided on it the

40:05

same time. We can. do

40:07

we wanted to. time. If we wanted

40:09

to. The Chris Moyle Show podcast. Brady, oh fuck!

40:11

Can I give away some cold to

40:13

give away some Coldplay as

40:15

part of some some great

40:17

expectation. expectation. Can you press do that? Just

40:19

about bit. didn't we? Hello!

40:51

Paraparaparadise Para

40:54

-para -paradise! Par

40:57

-er, Par -er, paradise!

40:59

Oh -oh -oh -oh -oh

41:01

-oh -oh -oh -oh. Hold

41:06

on, I think we've called

41:08

Chris Martin by mistake. Who's

41:10

this? this? Brian from Harfordshire.

41:12

Brian from Harfordshire. voice, a

41:14

Brian. Are professional

41:16

singer, Brian? Brian? Not

41:19

even close, Wow. You put You put

41:21

everything into that, Brian, it sounded

41:23

like. like. Where are you are you

41:25

right now, Brian? actually in,

41:27

well, the only out to go is

41:29

Norwich. Are you in

41:31

in Gosh. Gosh. Yes. What are you doing

41:33

there, there working? Yes, I am, I am, yeah.

41:35

And where are you at at work now? Are

41:38

you in your digs? What's the

41:40

story? the just got to the company got

41:42

some work with today. I'm doing out work

41:44

with the building As I the freezing cold.

41:46

out I can have a good bellow

41:48

to the the village, I'm for you. in the

41:50

phone rang and you're like, so I

41:53

no way. Well, I'm not to sing

41:55

it in reception, so I'm going

41:57

to song. So you're like, because I'm at a

41:59

place. So they actually know me so

42:01

I thought I'd know me, so I be weird,

42:03

wouldn't it, get on it, it. think I'm crazy.

42:05

weird, wouldn't it, on day I'm here think second. Yeah.

42:08

Hello, I'm Brian, I'm here to, just one

42:10

second. Para, para, para, I just didn't mean

42:12

anything, yeah, Inn So the Tan

42:14

highest pub pub. in, that's why

42:16

why it's called the

42:18

Tan Hill Inn. Hill in, 17,

42:20

1,732 feet feet above sea

42:23

level Oh! And it's a it's

42:25

a lovely, lovely place to visit,

42:27

it is in the middle of nowhere.

42:29

We've been there, we've done the

42:31

show from there, we stayed the night

42:33

there. We did. the Nicole is one

42:35

of the managers of the Tan

42:37

Hill Inn and she's now of in

42:40

and joins us live from the cosy

42:42

pub. in Good morning us live from the cozy pub.

42:44

Good morning, Nicole. Yeah, I'm all I'm I'm all

42:46

I'm I'm the only one up, but think everyone's got

42:48

a bit of a tender got more party

42:50

last night, so the pub's very silent this

42:52

morning. night, so the pub is long have you

42:54

worked there? this Er, So and

42:56

off for about you a half years. On and

42:58

off were you there when we were and a half I

43:01

was were you wasn't working, was there?

43:03

I was there, but I wasn't had a lovely

43:05

time, time. we had a great had

43:07

a We were playing guitar were playing guitar

43:09

in the bar and everything. Yeah. Yeah. So is like,

43:11

we said this before, the last

43:13

time this happened, this is like

43:15

the ultimate happened, this is me through, lock-in.

43:18

Tuesday, through, so today's when did you, when when

43:20

you work there, did you, so you live

43:22

there for a few days then there for

43:24

a few days and then come back?

43:26

So it's like working on an oil

43:28

rig, and you can imagine such a weird

43:30

thing because the pub is in the

43:32

middle of nowhere. If you can imagine such a such a

43:34

weird thing. unless it heavily and then you

43:36

can't get out and you get

43:38

stuck. you get your first time to

43:41

be stuck? your first time I've been

43:43

here since Tuesday. I've been here since Tuesday.

43:45

Oh, what were you meant to

43:47

leave? leave? Sunday. Right, okay. So where did

43:49

the snow fall, when did the snow

43:51

fall, Saturday? we had our Friday night,

43:53

we had a night laying. little laying much,

43:55

it much it was just white

43:58

then it turned to frost. frost.

44:00

we we another once a heavy but

44:02

heavy, but probably medium, shower and

44:04

and then, Sunday we realized we we

44:06

weren't going anywhere is it

44:08

is it fun or is

44:10

it past the fun point

44:12

now now? it's fun Yesterday amazing

44:14

was it had a party last

44:16

night day we had a Yeah, we had

44:18

a chill day, had a little movie snowball we

44:20

had we all came and We all came in

44:23

up back up, had a movie the

44:25

goonies and then then we just parted the

44:27

night the night away. Oh. I I mean, in the light way,

44:29

part of the day away. the day away.

44:31

Yeah. There was Scotch going going how many So how

44:33

many people have you got there

44:35

stuck in the pub? in the pub? 23, a

44:37

a dog and a four-year-old and six

44:40

Oh, Lord. Blimy. And so

44:42

how's the snow now? Is it still snow now?

44:44

Is it still snowing as it

44:46

It's not not snowing anymore, but it hasn't

44:48

either. Wow. So you just got to wait to wait

44:50

for it to just thaw out.

44:52

out. Yeah, so yesterday yesterday to about 2 o'clock about I o

44:54

'clock and I was thinking where's the tractor

44:57

at tractor at? Like Like there's no one being

44:59

here they the to come and see us

45:01

to see if we needed anything but

45:03

they just couldn't get through they the tractor

45:05

did come come the plow on the front to

45:07

about half needed Okay, we'll have but they just

45:10

But then get gone through it he all

45:12

the drift was just going back behind him

45:14

So that's the only time that we

45:16

got through yesterday half, probably about half two. But then when he'd

45:18

we have a can we see it

45:20

looks like? looks like? Yeah. I'll take you

45:22

out Oh, if you were you were I

45:24

I haven't been out this morning morning

45:26

yet, so... This is a nowhere to go

45:28

I guess there's nowhere to go, I guess.

45:30

Oh. Oh. That's it, that's it, dead.

45:32

dead. Oh, it looks pretty. It's incredible. Look

45:34

deep it is. is,

45:36

not budged anywhere. anywhere. That's

45:39

proper deep, isn't it?

45:41

it? The only thing is, if I

45:43

was is if I was in my superior I'd be like,

45:45

look, know, we need to archip in.

45:47

I'd be like that. I'm not sharing.

45:49

look you know we need the wheels of some

45:52

of the cars. like that I'm not sharing

45:54

you can get out of over the wheels

45:56

from that we're doing good.

45:58

You've got Aussies there! Yeah, we've

46:00

got an we've gotten us to - early in family that

46:02

a fly back to Australia due

46:04

to fly back to Australia on Saturday. Oh, they

46:06

are due to... Oh dear. I suppose for

46:09

me. Good luck everyone. Oh my lord.

46:11

no one's attempted to

46:13

go I'm gonna walk go.

46:15

and they just to

46:17

the and they just disappeared into the distance.

46:19

No one's the attempted it. Is it

46:21

the Pennine way? Yes. Yeah. at the opposite the

46:24

what's that? What's that noise? noise? It's

46:26

the online ringing. Oh, the ringing

46:28

needs to study on the study on

46:30

the radio. you. I've had so many people

46:32

had so many people send me stuff,

46:34

it's unreal. on the you're on the

46:36

radio! on the on the radio Chris Miles now! I

46:39

can hear you! Oh my God, are you on the phone

46:41

ringing? How's that How's that four -year -old?

46:43

He's getting on your nerves, your

46:45

nerves, yeah. No, do you know what is that he

46:47

had me had ball last night on the

46:49

stage ball last night the stage of him, so I was flinging myself around

46:51

like you wish. He's really good. He's

46:53

drew us loads of pictures. We've

46:55

got loads of pictures behind the drew

46:58

what he's drew for us. pictures. We've got

47:00

that's nice. pictures you the bar of what he drew

47:02

for us. He's being you a family? Oh,

47:04

that's nice. got my husband and my

47:06

dog. married and my not seen him in

47:08

the flesh for what a week now. week

47:10

now? Well, last time I seen

47:12

seen last year. last year. When that.

47:14

Oh to put Well, I've got news for

47:16

you. He's just texted me. He's

47:18

gone to Dubai He's just he's taken the

47:21

dog. to having a lovely time. And

47:23

took the dog, that's it. There's a

47:25

divorce on the said they're having a listen,

47:27

good luck. Stay safe. took the dog, you

47:29

so much, thanks for having me. a welcome

47:31

on the car. All the best

47:33

with everybody luck. Stay safe.

47:35

in the for having me. You're welcome.

47:37

And all the best with out? Yeah.

47:40

We had a light she We had at

47:42

rocker. Oh, martini at You were at

47:44

rocker for dinner? No, I didn't have to. I

47:46

were a rocker! my dinner!

47:48

there because I didn't had to left my friend there

47:50

because I didn't want to have went in, I I

47:52

just went in had a couple of cocktails and

47:55

they'll have dinner with a friend dinner with a friend. You

47:57

went for a for a cup of the

47:59

drinks drinks at rocker. I bought I stupidly bought no lovely I

48:01

just I no, it's lovely, I love this

48:03

I went, I said to Chris I can't I

48:05

said to Chris, but I I can't

48:07

remember why, but I said, do

48:09

you know what, let me treat

48:11

you Tiff lunch. I can't remember why

48:13

we were just talking we out,

48:15

was talking no, no, no, going You

48:17

and I were out. no no you I

48:19

was meeting Tiff for lunch. Right.

48:21

for lunch I said, and then I said us?

48:23

you join And you were like, join

48:25

you know what, you will. I will

48:27

I will yes So you came to our lunch. Oh I

48:29

see, I see. I Did I not pay for end OK,

48:31

by And then you decided you decided you know

48:34

what? I'm going to get this. know And I'm

48:36

like, we have a lovely time. And no, no,

48:38

no, have this? Yeah. And I'm like, no no, I no, no, no, no, are

48:40

you honest? I don't need to, he

48:42

goes, I'm like, Tom, you get it. I

48:44

think I've been particularly lovely. I I

48:46

think something like that, and it's,

48:48

I've got you lovely. I think I've

48:51

got you on like that. I got you Sorry,

48:53

of there's no need for that, Essex,

48:55

I've my time Radio Radio X. So I said, yeah,

48:57

I like a sushi place if

48:59

you've not been, place go halves with

49:01

it. went, not been, listen. Put your

49:03

money away. with get

49:05

this, no problem at all, crisp,

49:08

We had starters Put your some wine,

49:10

or something like that. no I

49:12

got the bill. Oh all, blah, blah,

49:14

blah, blah. We had starters and If it's

49:16

anything to go by the light

49:19

some we had. My first that?

49:21

of us. the bill. first

49:23

car cost less costs

49:25

less. What? for like to

49:27

of scale. How

49:29

much was like a measure of

49:32

scale. How much was a martini? 15

49:34

quid. Plus doing a I'm

49:36

doing a search to see

49:38

if I can find

49:40

a can with a menu

49:42

list with prices. I remember

49:44

is is the bill came. And

49:46

it was something like that. And I said, I

49:48

let me go let went, it's fine, and he it's

49:50

fine, fine, let's say that it's will put it up for

49:52

you. I'll get it. and you open it up, you go,

49:55

I'll get it. No, I was trying, was

49:57

it obvious, Was it obvious? Because I was trying

49:59

to style it out. out. Oh. Oh,

50:01

it's incredible. and

50:03

I went dumb, out dumb, it's

50:05

very let's go And went, It's,

50:07

it's, it's fine. Did

50:10

she pick it up? Tom? Yes, I think

50:12

I ordered another beer as well, because I needed

50:14

one. And towel, please, for me. Yeah, and a

50:16

towel. Just a styler owl. You know what, let's

50:18

have another round. Yeah, let's have a walk around

50:20

the block, and then we'll look at the

50:22

bill again. For

50:25

some reason... Go on. Archie,

50:28

whose birthday it is, lest we forget

50:30

today, is a huge fan. of

50:33

Muck Robinson. what No, no,

50:35

you've added that i swear

50:37

i haven't He is

50:40

a massive fan of Muck Robinson.

50:42

He's still away until Saturday. And this

50:44

is Archie... Archie Thomas. Archie Thomas.

50:46

Yeah. Well, do you know what I

50:48

can do for Archie Thomas? Go

50:50

on, what? I can do this. Hey,

50:53

Archie, hey there,

50:56

Archie. Guess what, Archie?

50:58

It's your birthday.

51:00

Happy birthday, Archie. Perfect.

51:02

Happy birthday, Archie. Archie,

51:05

Archie, Archie, Archie, your

51:07

birthday. Lots and

51:09

lots of cake. Lots

51:11

and lots of presents. Blow

51:13

out the candle. Birthday

51:15

fire. So that's what

51:17

I can can for Archie, That's lovely.

51:19

to say thanks for listening to the

51:22

show, Yeah. and happy birthday. What could

51:24

you do, James? Nothing. Just say happy

51:26

birthday. Well, but James, do you remember

51:28

but saying earlier? He's a huge fan

51:30

of Muck Robinson. Yeah. I mean, huge.

51:32

It's his birthday. A good lifelessness sometimes

51:34

you can't get. Oh my God. he

51:36

knows just what's in. Who? McWabonson. Oh!

51:38

Look at that. Previously

51:43

on Robinson. McWabonson is at

51:45

home in the kitchen, baking a

51:47

birthday cake for one of

51:50

his best friends, Archie, whose birthday

51:52

it is. Hence, he's making

51:54

the birthday cake. Let's see how

51:56

he's getting on. Here's McWabonson. Oh,

51:59

no! Too

52:02

long I

52:05

Bandit to a to

52:07

a crisp. Oh no, I'll Just

52:10

put some some

52:12

acid off of his.

52:15

What's a lot to

52:17

cover the burn. Ice him.

52:19

To cover he

52:21

spell Archie's Oh no!

52:23

Can I know. art

52:25

cheesy with a

52:27

wild eye? I didn't know. We've

52:29

seen a lot. That's it. You

52:32

have seen have seen everything seen

52:34

everything. The of the camera of

52:36

the camera. seen everything too end

52:38

of dinosaurs beginning of

52:40

fire dinosaurs. Yeah. I mean, you mean on on

52:42

the radio now. Because guess there was

52:45

a time a there was no was no

52:47

radio. right and mark And Mark Oney came along

52:49

and said, yeah, Mark. Yeah, Mark. What did you

52:51

do to entertain yourselves yourselves of an evening? Well,

52:53

Sharad was have a in a stick? Shiraz

52:55

was big. and also we had this game this game

52:58

called at the Moon. Right, what what was that?

53:00

So what was over. You bent over. wasn't. James,

53:02

ahead your head, I just say can I

53:04

just say, I in the gutter. Can

53:06

you tell us what you think the

53:08

rules of that game were, James? Could

53:10

you tell right. to run across to

53:13

the other side of the that game the

53:15

valley. Do a you're then you go,

53:17

have at the moon. to the other you

53:19

see the moon? Yeah, wasn't

53:21

Dom looking at the And bent

53:23

over? go, look at the moon. Look at the moon. How

53:25

would you, not possible. not unless

53:28

you've got a mirror. then?

53:30

Unless you've got a mirror. The Chris Moyle Show

53:32

podcast. We are world-wide, we're like we're

53:34

like Pitbull. That's right. That's right, that's an

53:36

right, that's not reference. Oh, our

53:38

interns tickets to see see in

53:40

a few weeks. a few weeks? At the

53:42

I think. think? Becky! I have have so

53:44

many questions already. already. Number didn't

53:46

know you were still going. know

53:49

Number two. two. Pit bulls playing the O2. I think

53:51

think O2. Number three, people buy people

53:53

buy tickets to see I no Pitbull.

53:55

I have no problem with Pitbull. It's

53:57

mr he's Mr. Worldwide, isn't he? it?

53:59

But really? Really? Yeah, it's at the it's at the end

54:01

too, yeah? Is he Mr. Wide or

54:03

is is he talking to his mate

54:06

who's called Mr. Worldwide? I World Wide?

54:08

be referring be He knows Mr. Worldwide,

54:10

doesn't he? not doesn't Mr. Worldwide. I

54:12

think. I think. Oh no, he no, he's also

54:14

known as Mr. 305. Yes. Five by three 5

54:16

plus 3 in the afternoon, I guess.

54:19

guess. And Worldwide. World Wide. So he just knows

54:21

Mr. Worldwide. one name? Name. Yeah, why 305? I don't

54:23

know. I don't know. What type of

54:25

car? I'm gonna say to say, I'm Peugeot

54:27

305. He drives a Peugeot 305. a

54:29

Persia real names right. His real names are You

54:31

see, now Perez. You a little bit

54:34

more a I think, bit more showbiz, I

54:36

think, our intern has

54:38

bought tickets to see bought

54:40

She's super excited about how does she know.

54:42

super a good point How

54:45

It's she That would be like

54:47

Don Hmm. Hmm. see It's know, an

54:49

act that was like 10 -15

54:51

years Hmm. Uh, like that'd going to see

54:53

like and see Mozart. going to see, buying

54:55

to see something, whoever was born

54:57

first. Something. sold out. Oh look, Becky's

54:59

messages. you ever was born first. I

55:01

are we talking the

55:04

O2 out. look, Becky's messages. it?

55:06

isn't Pit-ball? the O-2, it? we talking

55:08

sold it out. Or indigo,

55:10

O-2, isn't it? Arena, sold out

55:12

really quickly isn't it, Pitball? Morning,

55:14

Pitball. Right, name one of his name

55:17

one of his songs

55:19

now, Dom. No, I I couldn't

55:21

name name it one. Oh,

55:23

is it? is it Is it know. more? I

55:25

that go? know. I was no,

55:27

I never got a pit bull. I'm

55:29

I'm another one. name

55:31

another one. Was that Pippo

55:34

Was that pit bull and

55:36

that's good yeah. That's

55:38

good one. How was our

55:40

intern? Say again. 25-by Becky?

55:42

She's 25? 25, yeah. And pit

55:45

bull? She saw it She saw

55:47

it announced on TikTok. I

55:49

don't know. Have you always liked

55:51

him, Becky? Becky? Pet Bull. Yes, he's one of

55:53

of my favourites. Ah! Don't the

55:56

the party! There's that one. Okay, how

55:58

long ago, how old is that song?

56:00

2012. As before we as before

56:02

we started on Radio 2012. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. You

56:04

do as a cover of sweet child of

56:06

mine. Does he? I know Betty's

56:09

cover of Mr Worldmine. I bet

56:11

her bed is excellent. a brilliant I bet of

56:13

does a brilliant job of it. was, I think,

56:15

for Becky Secret Santa at Radio X, someone gave her

56:17

Radio X someone gave her

56:19

a massive flag, a big

56:22

pink flag with it? it.

56:24

It said something like live,

56:26

love, laugh or something. She brought, did she

56:28

love love pit bull. mean, she

56:30

says I remember liking him when

56:32

I was I did

56:34

you like when

56:36

you were 12? liking

56:38

him when

56:41

I was

56:43

12. What

56:47

We invented this game. We haven't played

56:49

this for a long time. This

56:51

is our game. We invented it. We

56:53

were We are going to start with

56:55

a song from 2005, 20 years

56:57

ago. Oh, stop it. And the song

57:00

song is... Oh stop it!

57:02

It's 20 years old

57:04

this year. You've made

57:07

a mistake. How awful

57:09

is that idiot? Tears.

57:11

Tears. Down your face!

57:14

So this is 2005.

57:16

Yeah. Dom, what? We

57:19

started on the back

57:21

for show at the old place. we started

57:23

on the back of the

57:25

show the old is years

57:27

ago. Yeah. That's oh my lord. Yes, we did.

57:29

years ago 2004 good lord Do you think Do

57:31

you think we'll still be

57:33

on the radio in the radio

57:35

in I mean, if time? lucky,

57:37

then yes. Do you think

57:39

we'll still be on the

57:41

radio in 21 days think we'll

57:43

Let's see. on the radio in right,

57:46

so time? Let's see All right, so That's

57:48

you from the year 2005. you

57:50

from the question. 2005, but from

57:52

before or after

57:54

2005. from before or after

57:56

2005 What

58:06

do we think? I'm

58:11

going to go in first. Nice fight.

58:13

I'm going to go in with after two

58:16

thousand and 10,

58:18

although you wouldn't normally put it

58:20

gap that big, but I'm going in

58:22

2010. I'm going a

58:24

bit later than that. I'm going after.

58:26

2013. all right Pippa.

58:28

I'll go after, but I

58:31

don't know when it came out, because we didn't

58:33

really play it at the old So so

58:35

I'm going to say 2007. OK,

58:37

James? after as well.

58:41

2009, but I it might be later Well,

58:43

you're all right, it is after.

58:46

Yay! Obviously. And the

58:48

year is 2000. Eight.

58:50

Is it? Is Is it?

58:52

Really? And then you play it

58:54

again. Do I? No, I knew that.

58:56

That's how I play the game. Is

58:58

it? 2008.

59:01

All right, so we're on

59:03

the year 2008. Is

59:05

the next song from before

59:07

or after 2008. Is

59:16

it Empire? Cassabian Empire? Was it

59:18

before or after 2008? That's

59:21

a good question you're asking. Um...

59:24

Oh, God. All right. Can I put

59:26

my neck out? Go on. But you did,

59:28

that's why it was the camera. I'm

59:32

going to say before

59:34

2007. Interesting.

59:40

It is one of the older ones.

59:42

I thought so. I the same as

59:44

Dom. James? Before 2006.

59:46

After 2010. Oh.

59:48

After 2010. Well,

59:50

Chris, you would

59:52

be... It's

59:54

before and the answer

59:57

is 2006. Well

1:00:01

done. Well done. Well done, James.

1:00:03

Yeah. Two points. I mean the Two

1:00:05

points. so the I mean is 2006. All

1:00:07

right, so the year is 2006.

1:00:09

It's a good game and the

1:00:12

of the fact that it makes

1:00:14

you feel old you bad about life.

1:00:16

Really old. bad the next song

1:00:18

from Is the or after the year or

1:00:20

after the year, 2006? Take! I've

1:00:31

A brand new album, brand

1:00:33

new album, Frank brunch. Yep.

1:00:35

Right, were go. were I think

1:00:37

I've gone too late. I've gone Yep.

1:00:40

Pepper, go. I think

1:00:42

I've gone too late. I've

1:00:44

gone after 2009? I've said

1:00:46

the same as

1:00:48

James before, Done. I've said

1:00:51

gone same as 2004 2004. And

1:00:53

The answer is before 2004.

1:00:55

Oh. The answer is before?

1:01:01

What a great game. it. on it. it, what?

1:01:03

Off air, Chris. I'd like to ask

1:01:05

you, should we do ask you. Should we

1:01:07

do the We need to go to

1:01:09

the break, would you the break? We

1:01:11

tell you we do that. I why don't

1:01:13

we pause the game there. Shall

1:01:15

we? idea. we pause the game there? Shall and

1:01:17

then, idea. Another want me to call

1:01:20

Matt? then, do you joke. me get Matt? Stop

1:01:22

this joke. And get him. we'll do the

1:01:24

next do the break. one's after after game,

1:01:26

or after game. On Radio X. Toby has joined

1:01:28

us in the studio the play the

1:01:30

before or after game. Oh. or after

1:01:32

game. Oh! Oh, you can just can just sit

1:01:34

here if you want and watch

1:01:36

us get it all wrong. Let me see

1:01:38

if I I know the first one

1:01:41

and then I'll make my decision. I make

1:01:43

my decision. Oh, good. Oh, have Have you heard of

1:01:45

it yet? it yet? No. All right. So before

1:01:47

after game on Radio X. We're going to

1:01:49

play you a song from from years

1:01:51

ago. The year is 2005. That League win

1:01:53

was 20 years ago. Wow. Wow. And just

1:01:56

to freak you out, this is that

1:01:58

song. that song. All

1:02:00

right? Coldplay,

1:02:03

yeah, okay Were you even

1:02:05

born? Celebrating our Champions League

1:02:07

victory. So that is Coldplay

1:02:09

you from 20 years ago.

1:02:11

OK. Now Here's the question

1:02:13

is this song from before

1:02:15

or after 2005? Cortina's

1:02:23

2008. 2008. So you're saying

1:02:25

after 2008? Yes. No. You're spot

1:02:27

-on. Well done. Absolutely on. All

1:02:29

right, let's go to the

1:02:31

next one then. The next song

1:02:33

is the next song from

1:02:35

before or after 2008. The

1:02:39

Saviour Empire.

1:02:42

That's before 2000.

1:02:44

And back to

1:02:46

2005. Well, you're

1:02:49

right, it is before

1:02:51

2006. 2000 and And

1:02:53

you it back pretty good. It's

1:02:55

pretty good. It's the next song

1:02:57

from before or after the year

1:02:59

2006. They

1:03:03

did the anniversary tour

1:03:05

of this album last year, 20

1:03:07

years I'm guessing, Because Vin

1:03:09

went 2004. It

1:03:11

was before 2004. You're

1:03:13

annoying. is this? we are now You're not

1:03:15

playing anymore Right, so

1:03:18

around the year 2004 Is

1:03:20

this song from before or

1:03:22

after 2004? I've become so

1:03:24

numb. I can't feel

1:03:26

you there. It's Linkin

1:03:28

Park num for those that don't

1:03:30

know. Oh. Were we on

1:03:32

2004? I wouldn't have a clue.

1:03:36

I'm going say Before

1:03:39

or after

1:03:41

2005 Dom?

1:03:44

After. I'm saying

1:03:47

2009. Pippa?

1:03:49

Or should like put off to

1:03:51

2009 No, no. It's a

1:03:53

nine. Nine. Don't know. Jane?

1:03:55

Before 2002. Todd? I'll go

1:03:58

in before 2003. oh

1:04:00

is it the answer is

1:04:02

before oh is it and

1:04:04

the year is 2003 it? And

1:04:07

the year is

1:04:09

2003. Yes! Yes!

1:04:11

So but is

1:04:13

this next song from before or

1:04:16

after year is 2003 Toby.

1:04:18

But is this

1:04:21

next song

1:04:23

from before

1:04:25

or after

1:04:27

2003? Right,

1:04:30

Toby says it it he's

1:04:32

right. he's right. idea. I'm

1:04:34

gonna I'm 2006 after Anybody

1:04:36

else? I've gone after I've

1:04:38

gone after 2005. 2009, I'm saying the second time.

1:04:40

After right All right, Toby, what's the they're

1:04:42

touring this this year aren't

1:04:44

they is that what they're

1:04:47

doing on the Beach Brighton

1:04:49

so I'll say 2005 year, aren't

1:04:51

they is on the Beach Brighton?

1:04:53

So I'll say 2005. It is

1:04:56

after? Yes. And it's 2007. Yeah,

1:04:58

I'm I don't think it's

1:05:00

on that album, Toby. think it's last

1:05:02

song, is this song from before

1:05:04

or after the year last song is this

1:05:07

song from before or

1:05:09

after the year 2007?

1:05:12

Okay. I'm saying after

1:05:14

2009. saying before

1:05:17

2005, bring this back

1:05:19

to the beginning I'm

1:05:21

Upside before 2006.

1:05:23

Before 2004. 2004

1:05:26

So the answer is before?

1:05:29

Oh answer is So Chris

1:05:31

you're well off and well off

1:05:33

and the year is

1:05:35

is 2004! Oh! What's that? Crazy mother!

1:05:37

Suck! Got it! Oh I'm

1:05:39

in trouble. Ever and I

1:05:41

just speaking in code. Yeah. If you don't know

1:05:44

what we're talking if you don't know

1:05:46

what we're talking about. He's a

1:05:48

common denominator. Yeah, that's right. right. which

1:05:50

was a hit by Pitball. Who's playing at

1:05:52

the the O2? When When is it tonight?

1:05:54

February. Oh February, that's February, true. We just We

1:05:56

just out our our intern today got to

1:05:58

see Pitbull at the O2. O2. Yeah.

1:06:01

Pitbull? Yeah. Adio too. And

1:06:04

apparently it's sold out. What do you say,

1:06:06

very quickly? Yeah, really quickly. Does he do

1:06:08

that line about taking a picture with a

1:06:10

Kodak? Yes. Is that him? Give me everything.

1:06:13

Well, that's not him singing it, though, is

1:06:15

it? No. No, but that's, that's that song.

1:06:17

It's good. Tio Crews. Tio Crews, it could

1:06:19

be. Guys, just like being back on

1:06:21

Radio One, down. Isn't it? Nio. I thought

1:06:23

it was Tio Crews. I'm with you. Who

1:06:25

was that tiny rapper who was around? Tinshi

1:06:27

Strider. Tinshi Strider, that was it. Tiny Temper.

1:06:30

And Temper. Tiny Temper is that tiny whereas

1:06:32

Tinshi was tinchy tinchy came in do

1:06:34

you remember yeah And it's I'm just talking

1:06:36

like four four and a half foot

1:06:38

or something like that very small person. mean

1:06:40

I'm gonna say he wasn't and a

1:06:43

half foot. you dumb though, I'm and a

1:06:45

half foot. Yeah, James, You mustn't be

1:06:47

able to see him Yeah, the lyrics go

1:06:49

of course Me not working hard. Yeah,

1:06:51

right Picture that with a Kodak and better

1:06:53

yet go to Times Square take a

1:06:55

picture of me with a Kodak He's Ryan

1:06:57

Kodak with Kodak no problem with that at

1:07:00

all. Took life from negative to

1:07:02

positive and I just want y 'all

1:07:04

know that And tonight, let's

1:07:06

enjoy life, Pitbull, Naya,

1:07:08

Nio, tell us, right? Tonight

1:07:11

I want all of you tonight. Give

1:07:13

me everything tonight for all we know we

1:07:16

might not get tomorrow Let's do it

1:07:18

tonight. Did he get an Ivan Avello? Not

1:07:20

sure he was a rock, nifty guy.

1:07:22

Hey, I'm beautiful, aren't I? This

1:07:28

is the Chris

1:07:30

Moyle Show podcast.

1:07:33

I was looking

1:07:35

at, a festival lineup.

1:07:38

And they were saying about

1:07:40

who has played it before and

1:07:42

I'm like oh my god the food

1:07:45

fighters have played right oh no

1:07:47

hold on it's a tribute band there

1:07:49

are some tribute bands that have

1:07:51

great names yes yeah like Earthwind

1:07:54

for Hire is a great

1:07:56

name, right? That's lovely Um

1:08:00

are some tribute bands that are

1:08:02

very, very lazy, and there are

1:08:04

some tribute bands who don't fully

1:08:06

understand. don't fully that they should have

1:08:08

a name should is kind of

1:08:10

like the real name real name

1:08:12

just just calling yourselves the killers letters tiny letters tribute

1:08:15

band. some of these people get

1:08:17

away with it i've no

1:08:19

idea with it? I've no idea. Oasis

1:08:21

This is good Stereosonics

1:08:23

is good. It's

1:08:25

good vinyl good. yesterday

1:08:28

And found out

1:08:30

all about all about Scam

1:08:32

Fender. Scam Fender. Scam Fender. Great

1:08:34

name. And I'm like, that is

1:08:36

I'm like that

1:08:38

is good.

1:08:40

That's really good.

1:08:42

Fender? It's just lovely.

1:08:44

lovely good. Maybe Oh, that's

1:08:46

good. is another another one as well. That's

1:08:49

good. Maybe gargar is good.

1:08:51

Maybe. is good. gargar. I'll give

1:08:53

you Pete I'll give you Pete Loaf.

1:08:55

Pete Loaf. good. good. flat

1:08:58

was one. was one.

1:09:00

Empty flat. Yeah. real

1:09:02

one. one. Empty crowded house that

1:09:04

Oh, that's good. Good. Oh, that

1:09:06

took me a minute I'll give

1:09:08

you took me a minute. I'll give

1:09:11

you Les Zeppelin is

1:09:13

lovely. Zeppelin is lovely. I've

1:09:16

just been having a look

1:09:18

at having a look at the website for slippers.

1:09:20

They're really cool. aren't cool we?

1:09:22

Very clever. have a should I reckon

1:09:24

you would find a pair that you'll go,

1:09:26

you would find a pair that you right

1:09:28

there. they're minute. Dom's already a a

1:09:31

pair of slippers Hang on a bought me

1:09:33

a pair of slippers. That felt

1:09:35

pro a pair of never worn them

1:09:37

because bought me a pair of have left them

1:09:39

at work. No, I do. I

1:09:41

have worn them. They he's never worn them

1:09:43

blue he'll have left them at work. No, I do. They're

1:09:45

bad. Bugrow. You're talking

1:09:47

about them in the past tense. past tense?

1:09:49

Yeah, they were. But it was about five years

1:09:51

years ago, it? How it how

1:09:54

many times did them? wear them? many

1:09:56

times. actually wore them? Yeah.

1:09:58

How bro. How many times? you know those lovely

1:10:00

Velcro comfy? They were lovely. About 30. times. Do

1:10:02

you know what do? me stop a

1:10:05

me stop a sec, stop,

1:10:07

stop. Here's what I'm gonna do.

1:10:09

Every time you break eye

1:10:11

contact with break eye I'm gonna with pipper,

1:10:13

I'm going to play that nice. Okay, you asked

1:10:15

me again. Hello, you asked me you

1:10:17

know those lovely Tom. Hello, pips. So

1:10:19

you know lovely, they were

1:10:21

dark blue, They were dark blue,

1:10:23

They were opening, With I wore

1:10:25

them Yeah. And I wore

1:10:28

them quite. Quite often. often,

1:10:30

I'd often, What's wear

1:10:32

them. What's quite often, let's

1:10:34

give it a a figure. day for

1:10:36

about a month? 30 days? 30

1:10:38

days. I like to days, 30

1:10:41

days. I can, 30 days. If I to

1:10:43

wear slippers Do you I can,

1:10:45

30 days. Do you promise me at

1:10:47

them 30 least 30 times? Yes, I

1:10:49

promise you that. I have worn them

1:10:51

at least 30 times. least Can

1:10:53

I tell you It's not breaking I

1:10:55

tell you? He's not breaking icons out there. It was

1:10:57

making my feet my they were

1:10:59

very fluffy inside and it was

1:11:02

making my feet a making my feet and it's

1:11:04

sweating. through the nothing still got them

1:11:06

on the screen behind you. them on the

1:11:08

screen behind you. James. Is that that what they

1:11:10

were? were, that's not what what people

1:11:12

were called. They were slippers. tell you yeah. I

1:11:14

Lewis don't sell those. He used

1:11:16

them as a pillow. don't they

1:11:18

your feet sweat. as a pillow. And they would make

1:11:20

your feet sweat. It wasn't. Chilly. James has

1:11:23

on the screen on the screen,

1:11:25

some booby slippers. nipples on the

1:11:27

end With you literally on the

1:11:29

slippers Have you literally Google Boob Dom

1:11:32

have James? Because what and you

1:11:34

is on a What on to

1:11:36

say it's Greek is

1:11:38

it? that? And it came from this. Did it?

1:11:41

And you found popped out of

1:11:43

the studio, okay, and

1:11:45

I bumped into our old

1:11:47

intern it's Greek, is it? Yeah. Bekabella.

1:11:50

Oh, I Oh, I don't know their names. names.

1:11:52

The one, not the current one, one that

1:11:54

one? Becky, the one one before

1:11:56

that Bella. See, you confuse me

1:11:58

get all these and turns in, all

1:12:01

similar names. the one

1:12:03

before that the one before that was... Becca.

1:12:05

Billy. So where are Becca? a a Bella.

1:12:07

now we've got And now we've

1:12:09

got a on the Oh, You

1:12:11

do it do purpose. me on

1:12:13

me, that's what I

1:12:15

said. back Numi, that's what I say. Anyway,

1:12:17

a, Ella, A, A. Yes. She what? what?

1:12:19

Capital, she on the on breakfast

1:12:21

show Okay, and I bumped into

1:12:23

her when she was getting out

1:12:25

of the when tray of coffees for the

1:12:27

lift with a tray at coffees for all the which

1:12:29

one is Jordan team at she pointed and

1:12:32

went that one. which I've taken it.

1:12:34

North? And she nice. Yeah went why did

1:12:36

you do that? taken it. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Now, why

1:12:38

did she do that? is it fair to

1:12:40

say little kid. that? it fair to say you, you you

1:12:42

don't like coffee. So you can that?

1:12:44

get it back if you want

1:12:46

because like coffee. I can't even smell it. it.

1:12:48

so strong. Is it it? Is it

1:12:50

black coffee? Smell that. So nicked his his

1:12:52

he has to now come here

1:12:54

to collect it. Yeah, it's punishment for...

1:12:56

I don't know, something. Yeah, don't be

1:12:59

something, wouldn't it? I don't even

1:13:01

know what an what an is.

1:13:03

is. I don't. think it's just

1:13:05

just a... a strong white coffee. It's very very

1:13:08

strong, smells of about Like Americana.

1:13:10

coffees in one. A shot

1:13:12

on water. in one. A shot on just

1:13:14

a Yeah. Oh, a coffee in there a coffee,

1:13:16

isn't it? There changed coffee. Yeah, he's changed, it all

1:13:18

like he's just a man of

1:13:20

the people Giving it all like he's just a to

1:13:22

him. people. does he think he is

1:13:24

the man of the people shop? delivered to

1:13:27

him. Who does he think he look at this

1:13:29

desperate the an audience. Oh, no, what's

1:13:31

happened? Look at this. I don't know

1:13:33

this. on in in, poor man's I I hear

1:13:35

my coffee. coffee. I I don't know it,

1:13:37

is it, is that, what is it, a name on

1:13:39

has a name on it? Says divvy, I'm it. That'll be yours.

1:13:42

mess with your why, brewing this time

1:13:44

of the your Is that a threat? at

1:13:46

whoa, whoa. of the He's starting a

1:13:48

war? It might be. I thought whoa, this

1:13:50

war. You started a war, a you come of you started

1:13:52

a war, a bit of rivalry between you

1:13:54

and me? we I thought we were friends. were friends.

1:13:57

Didn't need start they foolishly

1:13:59

th - You know, because they were short material,

1:14:01

let's start off. to go because my exec's going

1:14:03

to go mad if I'm not back in a

1:14:05

minute. I'm sorry. Bye, Jordan. Bye, Jordan. Are you

1:14:07

not in charge of your show? No. Are you

1:14:09

not a man? I'm not you. I I do

1:14:11

as I'm told. Be a man, Jordan North! Be

1:14:13

a man! We've

1:14:17

done some amazing things on this show,

1:14:19

but this is probably the best prize

1:14:21

ever. Really? to

1:14:23

see Sam Fender at

1:14:25

Wembley Now This

1:14:27

is mind -blowing, because it will

1:14:29

be Sam Fender on stage

1:14:32

with his band and you and

1:14:34

your other half, you and

1:14:36

your best mate, just the two

1:14:38

of you in Wembley Stadium.

1:14:40

This is unheard of. It's like

1:14:42

a private gig for you

1:14:45

in a massive iconic venue. Just

1:14:47

two? Just two people. Really?

1:14:49

A Wembley Stadium? Yeah. I guess

1:14:51

it's during the day. Right.

1:14:53

Because he's playing the London Stadium

1:14:55

in the evening. Ah. So, again,

1:14:58

when I read my script

1:15:00

here, I'm like this is amazing

1:15:03

So it's an intimate massive gig two

1:15:05

tickets and this is 90 ,000 people

1:15:07

Wembley stadium holds, but it'll be

1:15:10

just you and your best mate Right

1:15:12

there in the middle the pitch

1:15:14

watching Sam Fender and his band. Yeah,

1:15:16

I guess it'll be like a

1:15:18

sound check But very expensive to do

1:15:20

it there. I then of course

1:15:22

he will probably then leg it across

1:15:24

London to where he's actually performing

1:15:26

at the London Stadium on that

1:15:28

same night Ah.

1:15:31

Yep, it says here. It does

1:15:33

say in notes in black and white

1:15:35

Sam Fender at Wembley Stadium, and

1:15:37

then if I'm this is on the

1:15:40

pre and then on the post

1:15:42

on Sam Fender Wembley Stadium, So it's

1:15:44

on a mistake. He's happening. It's

1:15:46

happening Wow, No,

1:15:48

it is the London Stadium. No, no,

1:15:50

No, James. It says here, look.

1:15:52

Look, I've got a copy Wembley Stadium

1:15:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah It says Wembley

1:15:57

Stadium and this one. Wambliss Stadium.

1:15:59

Yeah. He is... playing playing

1:16:01

night, for sure. So we

1:16:03

know he's in town. sure. So

1:16:05

in town anyway. in town. He's in

1:16:07

that is amazing. Wow, that is amazing.

1:16:09

mean, is, it's Money You get to

1:16:11

go to mean, it's literally Money Can't

1:16:13

It's just you, there's no

1:16:15

at the bar. Wembley, you gonna

1:16:17

stand? Can't Buy Pro. You I guess

1:16:19

you get to take your

1:16:21

pick. Do you stand on

1:16:23

it's empty? Yeah. Do you take a

1:16:25

box? I wouldn't have mattered. this is

1:16:27

brilliant, James. Have we wangled

1:16:29

this? how have don't think we

1:16:31

have. I do you mean? What

1:16:33

do you mean, James? That's

1:16:35

wrong. mean? What's you mean, not right.

1:16:37

That's wrong. What? you mean? not

1:16:40

It's not right. you mean? It's

1:16:42

not right. So, tickets we

1:16:44

do on our tickets? No, have

1:16:46

tickets but it's

1:16:48

for but it's for the

1:16:50

London Stadium. Yep.

1:16:54

It says Wembley here. It says it on both pieces of

1:16:56

paper. Not only only does it say Wembley

1:16:58

Stadium, but mine. But But you've got a

1:17:00

copy. a copy. got a copy. got a

1:17:02

got a copy. got a got a copy.

1:17:04

got a copy. only was it written twice

1:17:06

on two different got a but that

1:17:09

was then printed several times. it got

1:17:11

in quite twice on two you know what?

1:17:13

I'm going to step in and I

1:17:15

That think you're wrong, James. I think

1:17:17

times. It's Because there's one of you, So

1:17:19

do you know what? I'm eight of these. I'm

1:17:21

That's not how facts work, Do you know

1:17:23

you know what, James? Fake news. what are.

1:17:25

It's not fake news. you are. Fake the

1:17:27

fake news. You are fake news. the

1:17:29

fake news. You are fake news. So I'm I'm having

1:17:31

a really good time. I have no

1:17:33

idea if the show is any

1:17:35

good. if the show's mean, it seemed pretty

1:17:37

good, I think. It doesn't feel

1:17:40

a lot different Doesn't feel a shows

1:17:42

yeah to is a good Yeah.

1:17:44

Which is a good thing. Okay, the

1:17:46

to our other Chris Moyle Right,

1:17:48

got you to other Chrismoil show

1:17:50

heart. shows. Yeah, so yeah,

1:17:52

no, other shows, crystal ball show

1:17:54

shows. You haven't been in there, been in

1:17:56

there have you? you know how, you

1:17:58

don't need to go. the swimming bath

1:18:01

when you're a lad? Yes, yeah, yeah,

1:18:03

yeah. yeah. So I I

1:18:05

don't know what went to,

1:18:07

but bath you the same. but mine

1:18:09

was the same. Ledger Leisure Center. Sorry?

1:18:11

Deepings Leisure Center. you go to

1:18:14

the changing rooms? Yeah. Center?

1:18:16

then you would go to the

1:18:18

swimming Deepens Leisure have to go through

1:18:20

a dear. pool. A little foot Center? Not

1:18:22

yeah, yeah, to get rid of

1:18:24

your Center? Deepens That's it, all spread

1:18:26

and No, mean, and It's very similar

1:18:28

here. get rid of it. They have an an

1:18:31

you go into the heart studio. into the you

1:18:33

open one door. You go

1:18:35

in and you have to

1:18:37

wait for the other door

1:18:39

to close you it closes.

1:18:41

They pump through loads of

1:18:44

gas other door to close. When they yeah,

1:18:46

so they're all like way

1:18:48

of gas to about stuff they? Yeah.

1:18:50

then they go into the

1:18:52

studio. They're like way over excited about stuff.

1:18:54

And then they go into the studio and they're like,

1:18:57

hey, it's Wednesday! Oh my god! And

1:18:59

then they go back to work, and

1:19:01

And then it's enough gas in their system in

1:19:03

their system the lasts the duration

1:19:05

of the show, they go back to the

1:19:07

they go back to the they

1:19:09

leave and they walk into the office and and

1:19:11

they walk into the office and

1:19:13

go clad. And then they

1:19:15

go home and they go straight to bed, don't

1:19:17

straight to bed I

1:19:19

don't eat to anyone. Right. don't eat anything

1:19:22

rice. the don't wake up the next

1:19:24

day. They come back into work. into

1:19:26

the airlock. Oh

1:19:28

my god, we got to a leaper coming

1:19:30

up! Wow! Last duration the

1:19:33

show what's in What's in that

1:19:35

gas? It's a special heart

1:19:37

gas. It must be It

1:19:39

has been designed by

1:19:41

been designed by a called Professor

1:19:43

James Professor he And he... He

1:19:46

did all the research, and he? Yeah, he's a

1:19:48

a very clever man, then, isn't

1:19:50

he? We've also been sent some sausage

1:19:52

rolls by a man outside. a man outside.

1:19:54

it it Nathan? Nathan I I

1:19:56

think you said. Yeah. He sent us

1:19:58

some some sausage rolls. And he's

1:20:01

outside. Yeah. Um... Nathan

1:20:03

yet. I'm staying inside. Thanks Nathan. you? All

1:20:05

right, yeah, I'm gonna have a cigarette. He still

1:20:07

there. He won't still be there. Once he's dropped him

1:20:09

off though, would he? I wanna to thought because

1:20:11

it's quite chilly outside. It's probably about

1:20:14

one degree. Still there, is he? Pippa's

1:20:16

waving at him. He's

1:20:18

waving. He's I imagine. Morning, Nathan. Call

1:20:20

the cops. Are you going down to say

1:20:22

hello? Are Are you, James? got a

1:20:24

competition today. Oh, yeah, I've got to do

1:20:26

that. Oh, yeah, that's why. Go and get

1:20:28

the seat because I just text in don't

1:20:30

you go down and have a selfie with

1:20:33

him James? gotta do the competition. He's just

1:20:35

text in Can James, please pop down. I'm

1:20:37

his biggest fan Yeah, it would make my

1:20:39

it make my life if I could meet

1:20:41

James. He just He he did see those

1:20:43

He said it's my dying wish to meet

1:20:45

James Robinson Before I said

1:20:47

he said day he will be dead.

1:20:49

Yeah, that's true. You might be 90 years

1:20:51

old, but yeah happen at some point.

1:20:53

So love to meet you before he goes.

1:20:55

nice. yeah. So

1:20:58

he loves brown water as well. He

1:21:00

pays your wages stuff to do. you

1:21:02

He pays his license fee and that

1:21:04

pays your wages. Exactly. We don't do

1:21:06

that anymore. do that anymore. It's time

1:21:08

a break. Would you like James to

1:21:10

come out? I he looks so happy.

1:21:12

He does. He's jumping up and down.

1:21:14

He's literally jumping up and down. He's

1:21:16

begging his feet. I love t -shirt

1:21:18

on. James, go and have a look

1:21:20

at him, honestly. Look how happy he

1:21:22

is. Go on James. Come on. Come

1:21:24

on, a look. Look how happy he

1:21:26

is. He's so happy! He's

1:21:28

just clapping his hands like a

1:21:30

stick in his He's doing nothing. It's

1:21:32

like he's got some of that

1:21:34

heart gas. Yeah. It really is. a

1:21:37

good way. He's just shouting, do

1:21:39

a leepers coming up next? Happy Friday!

1:21:41

Oh, there you go. He's now

1:21:43

dancing, James! No, he's not. He's not.

1:21:45

can see him. He's dancing! And

1:21:53

we've had a message from Sam Fender come

1:21:55

in, Tom. Oh yeah, what's he saying? When

1:21:57

I'm on the phone to my famous friends

1:21:59

look. people don't believe it. No,

1:22:01

I know they don't think I'm

1:22:03

making stuff up. Yeah, here's an

1:22:05

actual message from actual Sam Fender

1:22:07

Why are you radio -ics? This is

1:22:09

Sam Fender Ra -Ra Guitar Zombieland. James

1:22:12

you need it Look to

1:22:15

my cries. Ah.

1:22:17

It quite a little, went on a journey then. didn't

1:22:20

it mate? Went on a bit of a journey

1:22:22

there. Really did. Yeah. Wow. I

1:22:24

mean, thank you, though. That's all

1:22:26

the re -op the are. Quite

1:22:28

neat. Ra -Ra Guitar Land. Zombie Land,

1:22:30

which is one of Sam's biggest

1:22:32

hits. Yeah, it? Is it one

1:22:34

of Sam's biggest hits? remember it

1:22:36

being him one of his. Why

1:22:38

you radio -ics? This is Sam

1:22:40

Fender. Ra -Ra Guitar Zombie Land. Right.

1:22:42

Guitar. James, you an idiot. Yep.

1:22:44

Up to my cries. There you

1:22:46

go. Up the magpies. There you

1:22:48

go. Up the magpies. Hello there,

1:22:50

how are you How are you

1:22:52

You know Up to? Up to, yeah.

1:22:54

to my cries. Up deep cries. Yep.

1:22:56

Mr. Mrs Magpies, That's lovely too. Little lad.

1:22:58

up deep. Lovely to hear from Mr

1:23:00

Fender there, wasn't it? Oh dear, And and

1:23:02

Pipper has just gone out to see, there.

1:23:06

What's his name? Nathan. Nathan Nathan

1:23:08

Nathan brought us some sausage

1:23:10

rolls. I've just eaten one and

1:23:12

there's absolutely nothing wrong with

1:23:14

them. It's

1:23:16

your fault, Penel. Wrong with them whatsoever.

1:23:18

Absolutely. We're going to monitor you for

1:23:20

the next 20 minutes. James absolutely bottled

1:23:22

it to go out and say hello

1:23:25

to one of our fans. Absolutely. You

1:23:27

go fans. and check the weather. He's

1:23:29

your fan. Sorry. Do I not to

1:23:31

press all the buttons? No, you can

1:23:33

go have a cigarette every hour when

1:23:35

you've bailed on this hour. I don't know

1:23:37

what you're talking about. For the first time in months.

1:23:39

What are you on about? What of

1:23:41

you are having a cigarette right now. Do to

1:23:43

hear his message? What? Has he

1:23:45

a message. What? So hold on, we're not there

1:23:47

yet. So James refused to go and say

1:23:49

hello, even though he was literally jumping up and

1:23:51

down like a heart DJ outside. was. He

1:23:53

was about to play Jewel April and shout it's

1:23:55

Friday. You're his number one on this show.

1:23:58

Yeah, he that. No, he's not. No, I'm not.

1:24:00

You are? Number two. He said. He says he's a

1:24:02

big part of part So, Pepper

1:24:04

went out to So Pippa went out to

1:24:06

recorded a video message from

1:24:08

him to us. from him

1:24:10

to us. That's what you are. Hi Chris,

1:24:12

I I am not a weirdo.

1:24:14

I'm just a a fan, That's all

1:24:16

it is. There you all it is. I hope

1:24:19

you enjoy your you enjoy your sausage

1:24:21

rolls better than a fun box. There you

1:24:23

you are. you Can you just

1:24:25

play the beginning of that again? of

1:24:27

that again? Because I like your laugh you've got

1:24:29

there. got there. Everyone listen out for out

1:24:31

for, um, Pippa, Pippa's laugh. Hi Chris,

1:24:34

Chris. I a a weirdo. I'm

1:24:36

just a fan, Alan. That's all

1:24:38

it is. I'm just a

1:24:40

fan. I'm just a fat. laugh right there.

1:24:42

That's fake laugh your fake laugh. your

1:24:44

fake laugh? laugh, That's your list

1:24:46

of laughs. Yeah, get your

1:24:48

hand off me. your fake Pippa, I

1:24:51

love you. your list of laugh. You said I'm

1:24:53

just a fan, Alan. It's He said I'm just

1:24:55

a fan one, two, two, three, one, two,

1:24:57

three, four, listen and laugh. That's what it is. Oh,

1:24:59

what it is. got just got

1:25:01

one. just done it. to ha ha

1:25:03

ha! I've got to

1:25:05

go nice Nathan to meeting. Very nice Nathan

1:25:07

to do that. Well, one, two,

1:25:10

three, four. Please leave me alone.

1:25:12

right. right. call the Don't call the police.

1:25:14

The bus stops there. you

1:25:16

for the you. Yeah, thank

1:25:18

you very much, Nathan. It's very kind. He's

1:25:20

been a lifelong fan. kind. He's eaten one, a

1:25:22

and you're fine. fan. Yeah. think

1:25:25

we should you've eaten Chris actually.

1:25:27

I'm totally fine. fine. Yeah. Okay, you

1:25:29

look all right, This

1:25:31

is This is back when you wait

1:25:33

to see nothing yet? with

1:25:35

you, ain't seen nothing yet. Oh no. Oh no,

1:25:37

he's he's Chris? He's cocked it.

1:25:39

Okay. Change us over to give you

1:25:41

mouth and mouth. Staying alive. alive.

1:25:44

I'm absolutely fine. fine. What's your problem?

1:25:46

problem? fine. Do fine. You must

1:25:48

have taken a tumble. a

1:25:50

tumble? No? No. I've I've been here all the

1:25:52

time. You're the time. What? Gone quite

1:25:55

red. Gone very red. I

1:25:57

don't even read. even read.

1:26:10

Say hello hello 17

1:26:25

going on Oh

1:26:40

Your Yob, it's on No,

1:26:45

I'm to be honest, I don't think anybody

1:26:47

wants you to carry on In a good

1:26:49

way, though. Watch it. Watch name. And

1:26:52

it's Kirsty. I had Kirsty. have

1:26:54

you ever heard that song before? Um,

1:26:57

well, yeah, many times. It

1:26:59

doesn't sound like it.

1:27:01

17 going under. Oh! 17

1:27:09

going on. That's a very weird

1:27:11

version. Yeah. Yeah, Kirsty. where are you?

1:27:14

I'm in work In

1:27:19

You're going are

1:27:21

you gonna with you, Kirsty?

1:27:24

Probably my fellow Emmy,

1:27:27

Remy, Remy Remy. Oh, I do

1:27:29

beg your pardon. Don't worry about

1:27:31

the feature. If you've got any

1:27:33

questions for me, can you wait

1:27:35

until we're in the adverts? I'm

1:27:39

so sorry. I heard a different Chris,

1:27:41

you have a chat I'll have a

1:27:43

chat with you, yeah. And

1:27:46

that's your podcast for this week. All done

1:27:48

and dusted. That's it. It's done. There were

1:27:50

lots of good bits. You said at the

1:27:52

beginning you weren't sure what was your favourite.

1:27:54

Oh, probably the chat with Paul McKenna, actually.

1:27:56

what was your third favorite? Uh, I liked

1:27:59

the tan hill in stuff. What was

1:28:01

your second second favorite? out and

1:28:03

chewing the fat. fat. But what was it?

1:28:05

Well, specifically, specifically? What did I

1:28:07

like specifically? I liked the

1:28:09

stuff that Pippa was saying, was and

1:28:11

I Which stuff. pet was that? Ah,

1:28:13

all of it. Whatever you say, you

1:28:15

Pipp, I like, funny lady. She told

1:28:17

you to a funny at the start of

1:28:19

the podcast. I you to Jeff off enough.

1:28:21

take it. I'll take it from Pippa.

1:28:23

You know, of why don't you? I

1:28:25

don't you? Jeff off. fair be back

1:28:27

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