0:00

Skoda. It's where you

0:02

buy cars. Hi, sorry

0:05

about that. That's James

0:07

Robinson. Unfortunately, you will

0:10

be hearing a little

0:12

bit more of him.

0:15

Hopefully not too much

0:17

in this podcast. Thank

0:20

you for listening to

0:22

The Christmas Show on

0:25

Radio X podcast. Fire

0:28

on the Jingle! and

0:30

welcome to the Christmas show on Radio

0:32

X podcast now. We've got loads of

0:34

good guests on the podcast this week

0:36

and look me in the eye. Oh,

0:39

I hate this game. Look me in

0:41

the eye. There's not even a game,

0:43

is it? Don't look at you, look

0:45

at you, you're looking, you're such a

0:48

cheap. I had the text on, they're

0:50

not going to tell me who we've

0:52

had on this week. Right, come on,

0:54

hit me, okay. Name the guests on

0:56

this week's podcast. Okay. We have had

0:59

Stephen Graham, of course, don't forget

1:01

that. Don't forget that. Please don't

1:03

forget that. I won't. Tim Peek has

1:05

been on as well. Tim Peek has

1:07

been on as well. You want some

1:09

more names? Yes, please. I can throw

1:11

him out. What TV shows? Nick, I

1:14

haven't been in. Many TV shows. He

1:16

was in one with Davis Swimmer. Yeah,

1:18

but he's also, what's that football? He

1:20

was saying, Ted Lasso. So we've had

1:22

Ellie Taylor. Thank you very much. Thank

1:24

you. Have you? Have I missed one

1:26

out? I've got one more. One

1:28

more. Damn it! Are you serious?

1:30

Oh, it's a great one as

1:32

well. Oh no! I think you

1:34

really like this guest. I've done

1:37

Tim Peek. Have you? How was

1:39

that for you? I could have

1:41

done Ellie Taylor. Tim Peek, Ellie

1:43

Taylor. Why do I always miss

1:45

without? Stephen Graham. Nick

1:48

Mohammed. Yeah. Jamie Rednat.

1:50

Yeah. And another one? Yeah. And

1:53

another one. We I think we

1:55

would have this if we got

1:57

off of this guest again next

1:59

week or the week after I'd

2:02

say yes. Yeah, absolutely. Really? Yeah,

2:04

I think they could become a

2:06

friend of the show. Yeah. You

2:08

need to write things down. I've

2:11

written stuff down. I'm not allowed

2:13

to look at it. Write down

2:15

in your hand, so you don't

2:17

forget. What do you mean? Write

2:20

down in my hand? So you

2:22

don't forget? Joe Wilkinson, he's wrote

2:24

down in his hand. From there,

2:26

the interview takes a slight turn.

2:29

Yeah. Not too much, but... It's

2:31

fair to say he probably wasn't

2:33

doing the same stick interview that

2:35

he might have done with other

2:38

people. I don't think so. And

2:40

apologies Joe because you were awesome

2:42

on the show this week. That's

2:44

right. That's all important afterthought there.

2:47

We also do some team revelations,

2:49

the Chris Miles show, revealing things

2:51

that we've not said on the

2:53

air before. That's a roller coaster

2:56

promotions. You just wait for that.

2:58

If you haven't heard what's happening,

3:00

you're in for a hell of

3:02

a shock. Yep. And that's just

3:05

my revelation. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh

3:07

yeah. Oh yeah. Can I just

3:09

say? Yeah. Peppo. Hello. We're friends,

3:11

right? Yes. You know, I see

3:14

you in various guises. I see

3:16

you as a friend. I see

3:18

you as exact producer of the

3:20

Christmas show. I see you as

3:22

a lady, a woman. I see

3:25

various things when I see you,

3:27

right? But going back to what

3:29

you just said, you are a

3:31

woman and I am a man.

3:34

And it's fair to say, I

3:36

are an usual looking man and

3:38

you are a handsome looking woman.

3:40

Okay, thank you. One of your

3:43

things, thank you, one of the

3:45

things that you do, and I

3:47

don't know if you're aware of

3:49

it, is when you agree with

3:52

something that somebody said, you'll go,

3:54

oh yeah. But you don't say

3:56

it like that, you say it

3:58

and a little bit sexy. I'm

4:01

just going to say it. I've

4:03

never been told I've said anything

4:05

sexy in my life. I know

4:07

it's hard to believe but we've

4:10

got clips of you saying it.

4:12

it's never come up before but

4:14

I'm gonna be I'm absolutely not

4:16

even lying this is happen for

4:19

a few years now when you

4:21

go oh yeah it's literally does

4:23

it you know I've got to

4:25

be honest because it's not to

4:28

be honest because it's not right

4:30

so Don right tell me something

4:32

interesting okay I'm gonna cut my

4:34

grass this weekend oh yeah yeah

4:37

now that's fine I'm going to

4:39

brighten today oh yeah I'm like,

4:41

oh no. That's like Jason Statham.

4:43

What? Oh yeah. Then I'll have

4:46

it off with him as well.

4:48

Oh lads. No, but there's no

4:50

one ever knows it. Come on,

4:52

don't leave me on my own.

4:55

I think it might be, it

4:57

might just be you, Chris. Could

4:59

you do it for Chris now?

5:01

Do a live one. Oh yeah.

5:04

No, that's different. I've heard that

5:06

before. Oh yeah, is that it?

5:08

So what does she say? What's

5:10

your impression of Pip then? Oh

5:13

Pip, is a new tequila shop

5:15

opened? Oh yeah. It's not nice,

5:17

is it? Oh yeah. So you're

5:19

trying to do it now and

5:22

it's not? Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

5:24

Oh yeah. You've absolutely... unsexified your

5:26

voice by putting on Australian accent.

5:28

No offence to any Australians. No.

5:31

But it's just not sexy accent,

5:33

is it? But no offence to

5:35

Australians. Australians and people from Birmingham.

5:37

It's just not a sexy voice.

5:40

But can you do Australian a

5:42

sexy way? No. No. No. No.

5:44

No. I'd like to have it

5:46

off with the O. I mean

5:49

it's just not. Show your boobs.

5:51

I like your hair. Wow, you

5:53

fancy doing the do like Betty

5:55

Boo. It's just not sexy. I

5:58

want to kiss your mouth. Oh

6:00

yeah, I see. your mouth well

6:02

listen I'm sure I'm not the

6:04

only one who likes peppers oh

6:07

yeah but it is just you

6:09

know it's I tell you what

6:11

moving on yeah we have a

6:13

very busy podcast so let's just

6:16

get into it shall we oh

6:18

yeah all the guests you're gonna

6:20

hear from the Dominic Mansion and

6:22

Joe Wilkinson that's all of them

6:25

all of them all of them

6:27

so let's get into it turn

6:29

up the music enjoy it's the

6:31

best bits of our radio show

6:34

for the week in one handy

6:36

Christmas show on Radio X podcast

6:38

what was that oh yeah Again

6:40

you're going to strain it again.

6:43

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

6:45

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's like

6:47

the least sexiest orgy. Oh, yeah.

6:49

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let'll do.

6:52

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favorite places on the A1 at

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the weekend. Oh, I get texted

7:48

all the time. Don, where are

7:50

you? It's been a week. Right.

7:52

It's not a week. It's like

7:54

a super store version, isn't it?

7:57

Is it? If I don't know,

7:59

I've never been in. I've seen

8:01

it from the outside. They've sent

8:03

a magazine. They've sent a magazine

8:06

in. All right. What magazine is

8:08

it? I imagine it's news and

8:10

current affairs. Good Lord. What's it

8:12

called? It's called... Well, it's a

8:15

football magazine. It's called Score. Okay,

8:17

score. Right, lovely. So this is

8:19

good. There's lots of articles. There's

8:21

an article in there. Let's not

8:23

go through that now. I don't

8:25

buy. Will you have that magazine

8:28

laminated and then you'll bring it

8:30

home? No. Right. It's already glossy

8:32

actually, isn't it? Blimy. Where's your

8:34

bag? But I don't have my

8:36

bag, James. The reason I don't

8:38

bring it back, James, is that

8:40

James used to put these pamphlets

8:43

in my, yes you did, and

8:45

then my children. would go, dad, why

8:47

have you got that in your bag?

8:49

And I go, because James Robinson is

8:51

a wrong. Yeah, but let's be honest,

8:53

some of your kids are at the

8:55

age where, you know, they could go,

8:57

dad, can I borrow this? Are you?

8:59

Are there any safe titles? Do you know

9:01

what, James? Honestly, no. Oh, there's

9:03

one here called 50 Plus. Oh,

9:06

so that's good for you. For

9:08

anyone over here. Oh my God,

9:10

she helped me. That's one of

9:13

Pippa Pippa's friends. There we. Oh

9:15

my god, that's what it means.

9:17

Also, Mumford and Sons have announced

9:20

an arena tour. Oh yeah? Yeah,

9:22

it's December. December 2025, do you

9:24

want to know where they're playing,

9:27

Dom? Yes, please. All right. Blattertham.

9:29

Dublin? Yep. Verona. Fourth of Georgia,

9:32

which why does this go? Fourth?

9:34

So it's Dublin,

9:36

then Verona, Stockholm,

9:38

Copenhagen, Berlin, Cologne,

9:40

Antwerp, Antwerp, Luxembourg.

9:42

Oh. Does Luxembourg have an arena? Do

9:44

you know what it's called? Go

9:46

on. Oh, no I don't. I

9:48

don't. I don't know if I

9:50

could. What is called? The cock.

9:52

The cock. Yeah. The cock. Yeah.

9:54

I did not. Where is the

9:56

cock? In the middle. Is it

9:58

big? Yeah, because... If you look

10:01

at the O2, the O2

10:03

is big, how big is

10:05

the cock? Oh, it's recently

10:07

expanded. That's it. Wow. That's

10:10

it. Oh, that's good. How

10:12

much can the cock hold?

10:14

I can't find out yet.

10:16

Just touch the cock. Decok,

10:18

the capacity. Five thousand, ten

10:21

thousand? Eight thousand. Eight thousand.

10:23

Look at that. This is

10:25

the Chris Moyle Show podcast.

10:27

Happy St. Bad's Day everybody!

10:29

Yes, absolutely, top of the

10:32

morning to you. It is

10:34

March the 17th, it is

10:36

St Patrick's Day today. We've

10:38

played to the studio green.

10:40

Yeah, I agree every day,

10:43

isn't it? I paddle me

10:45

old canoe. Oh lovely. And

10:47

here come as an Irish

10:49

song for a lot, Irish

10:51

listeners from Dominic Burton. I

10:54

paddle me old canoe. I

10:56

paddle my own canoe. I'm

10:58

thinking different words, because that's

11:00

what I do. Happy's a

11:02

Patrick's Day to all the

11:05

Irish people. We are in

11:07

a studio. Greenpool. Hey! Paddle

11:09

me on canoe. Paddle-me-on canoe.

11:11

Paddle-me-on-kineoo. Yeah, I love the

11:13

song, Mr. Hey. We should

11:16

get some guillison. Keep going.

11:18

I don't care what you

11:20

do, because I paddle-me-on-k-k-noo. None

11:22

of that, it doesn't mean

11:24

that. That's

11:27

lovely. That's really, that's really, that's lovely.

11:29

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. What would

11:31

he be doing to celebrate? I'll be

11:34

having to get us later. Will you?

11:36

I'll be having to get us later.

11:38

Will you? I'll be paddling me on

11:40

canoe. Now, always doing Paddy's Day. That's

11:43

not pepper, come on, because you know

11:45

that's rude, don't you know what that

11:47

means, don't you? What? Wink, Paddeven. Morning,

11:49

Stephen. Morning. How are you? I'm some

11:52

chapesses. I remember the days. in the

11:54

day where you would come up early

11:56

and be only too delighted to be

11:58

on a zoom or come into the

12:01

studio with us. Now we've got to

12:03

pre-record on your term. No, that's not

12:05

fair. On your terms? No, my terms.

12:08

When you wake up in the morning

12:10

these days, do you have to go

12:12

now? Which one of my soon to

12:14

be award winning productions am I promoting

12:17

today? No, no, no, but it has

12:19

been a bit of a whirlwind of

12:21

later. Wow, hasn't it just. The show

12:23

we're talking about this morning with Stephen

12:26

is adolescence. It is the new crime

12:28

drama on Netflix. Now, would you like

12:30

to tell us all what it's about?

12:32

Okay, let's get the serious nature of

12:35

the show out the way and then

12:37

we can have some fun. With all

12:39

due respect, look, it started when I

12:41

read an article about a young boy

12:44

who'd stabbed a young girl to death.

12:46

And it just, you know, it made

12:48

me feel cold. And then a couple

12:50

of months later, there was... a piece

12:53

on the news and it was about

12:55

a young boy who'd stabbed a young

12:57

girl to death. And if I'm really

12:59

honest with you, they hate my heart.

13:02

And these two incidences were opposite ends

13:04

of the country. And I just thought,

13:06

why? Why is this happening? Not just

13:09

because I'm a father, but I think

13:11

any kind of human being with an

13:13

ounce of moral compass can look at

13:15

that kind of situation and think, what's

13:18

what's happening? What's going on with society

13:20

today that we're entering this kind of...

13:22

era where there was like four, five,

13:24

six, seven cases of young boys and

13:27

I'm going to call them young boys

13:29

than I'm in stabbing girls to death.

13:31

And it's just, you know that beautiful

13:33

saying it takes a, it takes a

13:36

village to raise a child. I just

13:38

wanted to create something that kind of

13:40

looked at it from that perspective, but

13:42

also looked at it that, you know,

13:45

look, maybe we are all slightly accountable

13:47

in some way. And now, look, let's

13:49

be completely honest. When I was a

13:51

kid, when we were kids, we didn't

13:54

have these kind of things, but today,

13:56

the internet is as much of a

13:58

teacher and a parent to our children

14:01

as we can be, you know what

14:03

I mean? And that was kind of

14:05

where it came from. It's a tough

14:07

subject matter, but the drama has received

14:10

unbelievable reviews. I don't know, some people

14:12

listening will have already been watched, because

14:14

it's four episodes. You're opening line in

14:16

episode one, if I'm right and saying,

14:19

it's not even acting, isn't it? You

14:21

literally, you put your hands up in

14:23

the air and you go, I haven't

14:25

done anything. How often do you say

14:28

that at home to? quite often actually

14:30

you're right Eddie's opening line is something

14:32

like it said in our house loads

14:34

I haven't done anything yeah yeah yeah

14:36

yeah see that's really I don't see

14:38

that's really I don't feel used to

14:40

say that and when he go I

14:42

haven't done nothing and I go but

14:44

I've yeah and he goes you know

14:47

what dad the teachers are saying this

14:49

and they're saying that and I go

14:51

yeah but did you do it and he

14:53

go yeah Obviously I didn't behave like

14:55

that when I was young. My dad

14:57

would have clattered me. Of course he

14:59

would, yeah. In fact he wouldn't. He'd

15:01

have just gone. And then that would

15:03

have been it. And then you didn't

15:05

say boots. Oh he wouldn't even need

15:07

to come on the stairs. No, did

15:09

you get the luck? Oh, I've got

15:11

the luck. It was a luck. It

15:13

was a luck. And it was like, oh.

15:16

I'm. There's a lot of executive

15:18

producers on the show. What did they do?

15:20

Some executive producers are on set. We

15:22

haven't really involved in developing script. Other

15:24

executive producers have conversations with people behind

15:26

the scenes. So each one is integral

15:28

and each one should bring a different

15:30

skill to the table. Lovely. Was Brad

15:32

Pitt rolling his sleeves up at 6

15:34

o'clock every morning every day for filming?

15:36

Was he? He wasn't there for filming,

15:38

but he was there right at the

15:40

very beginning with the concept. And then

15:42

we kind of got that off the

15:44

off the ground when we had Planby

15:46

already as one of our one of

15:48

our partner. company. Yeah. And then it

15:50

was basically we got the green

15:52

light. We've filmed it when Owen

15:55

was 13. He's now 15. So

15:57

if you think about that time

15:59

for him. three years say? Your

16:01

other half Hannah is here isn't

16:03

she? Yes he is. Let's bring

16:05

her in so she can sit

16:07

here so I could not ask

16:09

her any questions because I'm not

16:11

going to I'm not going to

16:13

promote any of her stuff until she

16:15

reads my script of course but

16:17

the thing is... Listen, listen, I'm

16:19

sticking up for you, right? Because I

16:22

know what she's like, she's a

16:24

boy. Right, she's in charge, I

16:26

hope so I'm gonna... She runs

16:28

things, yes, she runs this year. Not

16:30

in this studio, she doesn't lie,

16:32

Fred. Let me ask you, can

16:34

ask you, oh here she is at

16:36

the window, let's just ignore her,

16:38

just ignore her. When you were

16:40

filming this, so the line that they're

16:43

using to, to talk about it,

16:45

it's one continuous shot, I mean...

16:47

the whole reason for it being

16:49

one shot is so you can grab

16:51

the audience straight away and take

16:53

them on a journey do you

16:55

know what I mean that was the

16:57

whole kind of motivation which is

16:59

brilliant that's that's brilliant and the

17:01

first as I said the first five

17:04

minutes that the you're in straight

17:06

you're absolutely in but isn't that

17:08

That's a nightmare. Of course you

17:10

do. But then it's the same respect.

17:12

It's... Don't look at and look

17:14

at me. Don't be scared of

17:16

it. That's not dull, let's handle it.

17:18

Let's be honest, it's a partnership,

17:20

but why would she be without

17:22

you? Do you know what I'm saying?

17:25

Oh, we're having words for you.

17:27

Oh yeah, well, when you've read

17:29

the script, I'll interview you've had

17:31

a moment this year on the birthday

17:33

show. You're so boring. And we

17:35

shoot it over three weeks. So

17:37

what happens is we're all on sale

17:40

for three weeks. And the first

17:42

week is the actors and the

17:44

director fill going through the script. And

17:46

then the week after that, Matt

17:48

are amazing D.O.P. Characterography. Yeah, very

17:50

good. So the second week, Matt

17:52

comes in, we work out the logistics

17:54

and we kind of choreography. That

17:56

third week, we shoot. So you

17:58

do two takes a day because everything

18:01

has to be reset. And especially

18:03

with respects to that first episode.

18:05

You come in through the front door.

18:07

Then we're on. watching it and

18:09

we go with it and we

18:11

go in the car with the

18:13

kids when he goes to the police

18:15

station. We had to find the

18:17

estate that was within two to

18:19

three minutes of the studio because we

18:22

knew we'd spend two or three

18:24

minutes in the car. In the

18:26

car. In the car. Okay, what? It's

18:28

like, it is, I just... What

18:30

if you're like halfway through and

18:32

someone goes, Stephen? I mean, oh,

18:34

God damn it. That happened. Did it?

18:36

It happened in Ashley's episode. Oh,

18:38

you've grasped them up? Is that

18:40

Ashley, did you say, Hannah? Ashley, Ashley

18:43

screwed up. Wow, unbelievable. It's not

18:45

as cool as everything. What an

18:47

amateur. What an amateur. That's what that

18:49

Ashley, the amateur. They love. It's

18:51

an amazing piece. As I said,

18:53

it's got amazing reviews. I just

18:55

want to say though, though, before we

18:58

got that. was never acted before.

19:00

Never acted in anything before. That's

19:02

incredible. He hadn't even done a school

19:04

play love. No he hadn't done

19:06

a school play. Yeah, pipe out.

19:08

And he is a unique talent. Well

19:10

let's hope this this this kid

19:12

goes on to have an amazing

19:14

career. Well he's already working with

19:16

Margo Robbie. Margo Robbie. That's not work.

19:19

It's a fantasy. Where did it

19:21

all go wrong? Well, it'll be

19:23

nice, because for the rest of his

19:25

career, every chat show he does,

19:27

they'll show him a picture of

19:29

that first thing he ever did, where

19:31

basically he's PJ's. And so he's

19:33

always got that's thank you for,

19:35

as well. Yeah, he'll be like

19:37

that. Thanks for that, guys. Pretty much

19:40

the opening shot. Thanks a bundle.

19:42

Thank you. goes every day. I'm

19:44

looking as you're dead in the eye

19:46

telling you've got a freakously strong

19:48

blood that doesn't mean right? You

19:50

look jealous love. This can't be the

19:52

end of the end of the

19:54

clock. I don't get out of

19:56

bed till quarter to eight. Oh,

19:58

there it is. Oh dear. Lovey to

20:01

see you Stephen, Hannah. All the

20:03

best. Come here and give me

20:05

a kiss you. Get last. Ladies and

20:07

gentlemen Hannah, and Mr Stephen Graham!

20:09

Crazy! Oh, suck! Don't do you

20:11

remind me of Joe D. Combover? Which

20:14

reminds me of our old fist

20:16

producer. Oh yeah. That's where the

20:18

chain went. The Jodie, the Jodie,

20:20

the Jodie, now for those of you

20:22

who knew to the show, let

20:24

me just break down what Pippa

20:26

just said. She said Jodie, my friend,

20:28

always reminds her of Jodie Comover.

20:30

Now when she says Jodie Comover,

20:32

she says Jodie Comover, she means the

20:35

fantastic and beautiful actress, which is

20:37

Phoenix's job now. Yeah. The reason

20:39

why Jodie... coma reminds her of

20:41

our former visual producer is because during

20:43

the show one day a few

20:45

years ago our visual producer Sam

20:47

fell into a coma during the show.

20:49

Very serious actually. And the ambulance

20:51

was called, the woman sat next

20:53

to him, what's the name? Yaz saved

20:56

his life. He was drinking a

20:58

coffee, he started dribbling, she saw

21:00

it out the corner of her

21:02

eye and she's like, what are you

21:04

doing? And he just started to

21:06

slump back into his chair and

21:08

started to drop the coffee. She grabbed

21:10

it and went, are you alright?

21:12

Are you alright? And immediately then

21:14

picked the phone up, dialed 999, and

21:17

in ambulance turned up. He basically

21:19

fell into a seizure and fell

21:21

into a coma. He did. We

21:23

were all very worried about him. Very

21:25

worried about him. As soon as

21:27

we knew he was okay, literally

21:29

the millisecond we knew he was okay.

21:32

Dominic nicknamed him Jodie, as in

21:34

Jodie coma. So that was just

21:36

as soon as we knew. That's what

21:38

it's like to work on the

21:40

Chris Mile show. As soon as

21:42

we got the all clear. You

21:44

don't even get any sympathy from us

21:46

if you fall into a coma.

21:48

I know. We can still make

21:50

jokes about him. As long as we

21:53

knew he was fun. I mean

21:55

in hiding it was too soon.

21:57

The Chris Moyle Show podcast! when

22:00

I do that on the keyboard

22:02

on what's on my screen and

22:04

it's the studio switching program which

22:06

means I can check I can

22:08

put heart musicals on LBC so

22:11

I'm gonna be careful because

22:13

you can send our network as

22:15

well yeah send it somewhere else

22:17

can we put us on like

22:19

do we have the technical capability

22:21

in this studio to accidentally put

22:23

us on LBC yeah no Now

22:25

that means yes, but James doesn't

22:27

want you to do that. Yeah,

22:29

it's not possible. Yeah, you could.

22:32

Could. Could we put ourselves on

22:34

capital for like 10 seconds and

22:36

then just put it straight back

22:38

again and go, oh my God,

22:40

so sorry, we just literally hit

22:42

the wrong button. Sorry about that?

22:44

Yes. Oh, let's do it. Let's

22:46

do it. Classic FM halfway through

22:48

Beethoven or something like that. What

22:51

if it happened? Let's say I

22:53

was telling Dominica story about Jordan

22:55

North. they send this to capitals

22:57

transmitters as we were saying yeah

22:59

you know terrible things terrible

23:02

things about Jordan off and say

23:04

let's switch it back in

23:06

us oh we plug domes videos

23:09

is that possible as in your

23:11

celebrity we would find that hilarious

23:13

yes would they there's a

23:15

few people that wouldn't find

23:17

it as funny really yeah and then

23:20

you surprise me I think you'll go

23:22

home And we'll stay here. Will you

23:24

have what you refer to as a

23:26

day of meetings? A day of meetings.

23:29

Oh really? I think that would happen.

23:31

Now is it worth it for that?

23:33

I say if Dom and I don't

23:35

get into trouble, then it's absolutely worth

23:38

it. I can't see anything wrong with

23:40

it. Can you not? Okay. Entertainment first

23:42

and then worry about it afterwards. Yeah.

23:44

Be great, wouldn't it? You just,

23:47

you've all of a sudden you do

23:49

in your radio show. And then all

23:51

of a sudden something just interrupts.

23:53

Big hello to Lucienas! It's

23:55

happened again! It's happened again!

23:57

You know, can I just say this?

24:00

feature we did table the Rhones

24:02

and all that where not us

24:04

our listeners would contact to the

24:06

radio stations and put silly names

24:08

in yeah you know this is

24:10

an email here from testicle and

24:12

she says whatever you know we

24:14

told them not to yeah we

24:17

please don't do it actively told

24:19

them when I play that one

24:21

of Emma B it is an

24:23

absolute 50-50 weighted scale of pride

24:25

and guilt. It's right down the

24:27

middle because I've not spoken to

24:29

Emma in a dog's age. Yeah.

24:31

But she's lovely. I've always liked

24:33

her. I think she's great on

24:36

the radio. She's a lovely person

24:38

and it's it's the oh no

24:40

it's happened again and like even

24:42

though it's radio. It's happened again.

24:44

Now she's laughing there, but I

24:46

would reckon inside, she's like, God

24:48

damn it! She's looking through gritted

24:50

teeth, isn't she? Who's got the

24:52

surname, Sainus? You know what it's

24:55

like? You just, you know, we

24:57

all go by Ankerman, it's in

24:59

front of you, you read it.

25:01

But you pick out the word

25:03

Anus, wouldn't you? No, I don't

25:05

think you would, and honestly, that's

25:07

why this feature, that's why this.

25:09

So good. It's Catatonia, Mulder and

25:12

Scully on radio. I've got a

25:14

wee night off. I've had some

25:16

of my artisan chin. Posh. Now

25:18

chilling with the great tunes. Gin

25:20

on a Monday, you rulebreak again.

25:22

And the best name I have

25:24

ever heard. Testicle. This is right.

25:26

This is even, oh, is the

25:28

Radio X. Prince the Little Red

25:31

Corvettes. I heard of Dawn Keyball's

25:33

his morning song, because you wish

25:35

my mum's Sharon. Dawn Keyball's? So

25:37

on Keyball's, that's nice. No. One

25:39

surname is Keyball's. I know, but

25:41

not this? I don't know why.

25:43

I remember standing for hours trying

25:45

to pick a film. That's all

25:47

clever than sinus. And Chris Peacock

25:50

is in Durham. I've whipped out

25:52

my sparrow legs. There you go.

25:54

Now he's just seen the name.

25:56

It's double-barrowed. Her first name is

25:58

Jenna. And her surname is Tilsa

26:00

Ritchie. Exactly. That's fine. True. But

26:02

that's all clever than sinus. And

26:04

Chris Peacock is in Durham. Hi

26:06

Dan. I've whipped out my sparrow

26:09

legs in the sunshine. Oh. Whipped

26:11

out? I can't remember that one.

26:13

You don't need to whip down

26:15

in there, do you? That's smart.

26:17

You'd spot that one, I think.

26:19

Would you spot this one? And

26:21

many of you enjoying a music,

26:23

including Phil McCracken in London, says

26:26

morning and old, loving the music.

26:28

No. Now that's... That's... That's... That's...

26:30

That's days all the way back.

26:32

He says... That's on a play,

26:34

isn't it? Thank you Phil. What

26:36

else have we got? We've got

26:38

this from Yabu B's in Brig.

26:40

Tony Rostini and Louis Sainis. There

26:42

you go. Now, when there's a

26:45

gap? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because

26:47

they just say something go. In

26:49

their head. Tony Rostini and Louis

26:51

Sainis. Ladies and gentlemen here's a

26:53

man who lived in space Mr.

26:55

Timpi. Yeah. Morning Tim. Good morning

26:57

Tim. Good morning everybody. Thanks for

26:59

coming on. So this is very

27:01

very very very last minute we

27:04

asked you yesterday if you'd come

27:06

on the show and he very

27:08

kindly said yes. I saw something

27:10

yesterday. and it was somebody who

27:12

was in the international space station

27:14

and isn't anymore and and they

27:16

were saying what what things do

27:18

you miss when you're up there

27:21

then what things do you miss

27:23

when you come back down and

27:25

he goes oh I was really

27:27

looking forward to eating pizza because

27:29

we're not allowed pizza in space.

27:31

Yeah well we it's very hard

27:33

to get a fresh bread so

27:35

it's not the most case in

27:37

not allowed. I mean, you're not

27:40

allowed foods that are going to

27:42

cause a mess, crumbs, crisps, peanuts,

27:44

that kind of stuff. You have

27:46

to be careful with. But we

27:48

just can't get pizza. We can't

27:50

get fresh bread. And I love

27:52

Hawaiian pizza, actually. I know that's

27:54

a really... Do you? I've never

27:56

met anyone who... I've got food

27:59

right now, maybe more will be

28:01

going, what? But I was craving

28:03

fruit and I was craving fresh

28:05

bread. So it just made sense,

28:07

you know, come back to Earth,

28:09

grab a Hawaiian pizza. Grab a

28:11

Hawaiian pizza. So is it also

28:13

as well to do with, like

28:15

you were saying, you can't have

28:18

peanuts? So you can't have little

28:20

bits of food because it might

28:22

just float around and get into

28:24

bits of equipment. Is it as

28:26

simple as that? Yeah, they might

28:28

get into bits of equipment and

28:30

also they might get into your

28:32

eye. Sounds strange, but you know,

28:35

you're floating around the space station

28:37

and things don't fall down to

28:39

the ground like they do on

28:41

earth. So if they're a sharp,

28:43

you know, fragments of anything, whether

28:45

it's a bit of metal, a

28:47

bit of glass, or even if

28:49

it's a bit of Tabasco sauce

28:51

or you know, you don't want

28:54

that going into your eye. It's

28:56

all fascinating. It is fascinating. By

28:58

the way, I've got to remind

29:00

everyone as well that, so Tim

29:02

went on tour to talk about

29:04

space, which and clearly the tour

29:06

sold out. Oh yeah. And he's,

29:08

you're going, but you're doing it

29:10

again, aren't you? And it's like

29:13

Ed Sharon dates. It's like... Yeah,

29:15

it's a brand new toy. It's

29:17

a bit like the greatest hits

29:19

of space really. It's kind of...

29:21

about everything we've done, all the

29:23

brilliant bits that we've done since

29:25

the 1950s, through to going to

29:27

Mars, and some of the unknown

29:29

stories as well, the fun stuff

29:32

behind the scenes. Love it. So,

29:34

these two people, astronauts, butch and

29:36

Sundance, they are going up... to

29:38

the International Space Station for eight

29:40

days. There is a problem with

29:42

the ship, Pard spaceship that's going

29:44

to bring them back down. NASA

29:46

go, you can't go in it,

29:49

we just can't trust that it's

29:51

going to... properly so you stay

29:53

there we'll land it we'll just

29:55

send it back empty however it's

29:57

gonna take us a while to

29:59

get back to you and then

30:01

they got stuck there instead of

30:03

eight days it was nine months

30:05

that's it in a nutshell you

30:08

don't need me this morning why

30:10

would they why were the astronauts

30:12

going there in the first place

30:14

so they were testing out Boeing's

30:16

new spacecraft it's called Starliner right

30:18

it had been on an uncrude

30:20

test flight before this was the

30:22

first time they put a crew

30:24

in it So they were testing it

30:27

out, but they had problems when

30:29

they were docking. The helium

30:31

gas was leaking and they

30:33

started troubleshooting and that process

30:35

went on for about two

30:37

months and then they finally

30:39

realized, no, you know, there

30:41

still is a risk here.

30:43

It could be safe, but

30:45

why take that risk? Let's

30:47

leave Butch and Sunny on

30:50

the space station. We normally

30:52

operate a crew of seven on the

30:54

space nation. So three of those have

30:56

gone up on the Russian Soyars spacecraft

30:58

and four of them have gone up

31:00

on the SpaceX dragon spacecraft and they

31:02

rotate at about three months into the

31:04

ball. So you've always got a crew

31:06

of seven. So, interested. These two have

31:08

been of their four, is it nine

31:10

months, give a take? Yes, yeah. So

31:12

it's a bit of a bit of

31:14

a long delay. Now in the meantime,

31:16

while they're up there for nine months,

31:18

are any of the seven that were

31:20

there when they got there? Did any

31:22

of them come back down? Or did all

31:24

nine of them stay up there? No, they

31:26

would have gone through their normal rotation.

31:29

So three of them would have come

31:31

down. on the Soias and three new

31:33

astronauts would have gone up on the

31:35

Soias. But what they did do is

31:38

when the SpaceX came, a normal SpaceX

31:40

would have gone up with four astronauts

31:42

and that was in September. And at

31:45

that moment, you know, they weren't actually

31:47

stuck or stranded because if there would

31:49

have been four astronauts in seats and

31:51

Butch and Sunny would have had to

31:54

have strapped themselves to the floor and

31:56

that would have come back with all

31:58

six of them in that one. spacecraft.

32:00

That was the emergency evacuation plan. But

32:02

that was September, it's now March. Yeah,

32:05

but the point is, it would have

32:07

been really expensive to have just flown

32:09

that spacecraft up to pick up and

32:11

sunny and bring them back down again.

32:13

A huge waste of money. And for

32:15

Butch and Sunny's family, I don't think.

32:18

Butch and Sunny must be up there

32:20

going, I don't care how much it

32:22

costs. It's Christmas in three months. How

32:24

much does it cost him to put

32:26

it and bring it back down again?

32:28

talking about in the region of 200

32:30

to 300 million dollars. So the crew

32:33

is there to work hard. So that's

32:35

what we do. Space is the place

32:37

we want to be. That's what I

32:39

was going to say to you. So

32:41

when you were up on the International

32:43

Space Station, if somebody had said to

32:45

you, Tim, I'm afraid you've got to

32:47

stay up there for another four or

32:49

five months, you've probably been absolutely delighted,

32:51

wouldn't you? Absolutely, yeah, I mean it's

32:53

a for many people a one in

32:55

a lifetime chance to get to go

32:58

to space. Okay, so do astronauts in

33:00

the International Space Station wear

33:02

under pants? Yes. Okay,

33:04

is there washing facilities

33:06

though? No. So if Butch and

33:09

Sunny, let's say, had planned a

33:11

trip for eight days and stayed

33:13

for nine months, what's going

33:15

on there? So there is a

33:18

big bag of kind of

33:20

standby clothing on the small

33:22

station where if you get

33:24

into this scenario, then you've

33:26

got extra clothing for other

33:28

crew members. When they were

33:30

coming back, it's 17 hours

33:32

we believe it took from

33:34

them getting onto the... the

33:36

alien spaceship to land. Are

33:38

they literally, so two questions,

33:40

are they literally strapped into

33:42

their seat? Because there's four

33:44

of them, wasn't there? They're strapped

33:46

into their seat and they don't have

33:49

to do anything, they don't press any

33:51

buttons. Do they just literally sit

33:53

there for 17 hours? You're sitting in

33:55

that seat for a long period

33:57

of time, yes. And no bathroom? No,

34:00

there is a bat, there is in

34:02

the dragon, it's a roomier spacecraft if

34:05

you really needed to use it, but

34:07

generally, you know, we wear these, they're

34:09

called mags underneath our spacesuit, they're like

34:11

adult nappies really. Maximum absorbency garment. Oh,

34:14

they are, brilliant. And if you get

34:16

them on spacewalks as well, so if

34:18

you need a quick pee, you don't

34:21

have to get out your space suit.

34:23

That's a think of everything that like

34:25

that. This

34:29

is the Chris Moyle

34:31

Show podcast. Whose birthday

34:33

is it today, Papa?

34:36

Uh-huh. She knows. She

34:38

knows. She knows. Oh, look at

34:40

that. What? It's Dan

34:42

Walker's birthday. Wow! No?

34:45

You're looking for Stevie

34:47

Wonder Happy Birthday,

34:49

looks it. This is

34:51

what came up, Lopez. Dan

34:54

Walker's birthday. 19th of March.

34:56

Isn't that lovely? What a

34:59

lovely thing. Now, the reason why

35:01

I know it's Dan Walker's birthday today

35:03

is because Pippa said earlier in

35:05

the office before the show started

35:07

it was Dan Walker's birthday today.

35:09

She actually pointed it out and

35:11

said it out loud. Yeah. I

35:14

think it was the first thing

35:16

you said after the words hello.

35:18

Well, because well, well, because

35:20

I look up birthdays to put

35:22

them on your piece of paper

35:24

so you can just check. Right.

35:27

and there he is. You're watching

35:29

him now? I was just having

35:31

a look to see if there

35:33

was any decorations

35:35

in the studio. Yeah, just

35:38

keep an eye on him.

35:40

Do you want to drop

35:42

something off? No. Here's a

35:45

letter from, let's call her

35:47

Pippa, and she writes, dear

35:50

Simon. It's a very special

35:52

boy's birthday today. He's a

35:54

man. A woman hating man

35:57

who came into my

35:59

life. over the past 12

36:01

months. He at first

36:03

ignored me and then romance

36:06

blossoms. Not romance?

36:08

Because his hatred

36:11

for women started to

36:13

thaw and all these

36:15

months later I'm now

36:17

in this really weird

36:19

relationship with him. Despite

36:22

the fact that we're

36:24

both married, there's certainly a

36:26

bond between us. He has

36:28

a fondness for me and

36:31

I'm too polite to tell

36:33

him to back off. He

36:35

constantly sends me weird emocies

36:38

and because I'm weird. I send

36:40

them back because I don't know

36:42

how to stop the weird emocies.

36:45

I actually thought if I

36:47

sent him a weird emochee

36:49

back that would end it.

36:51

It didn't. I accidentally sent

36:54

him an emochee for cock.

36:56

I did. A cockroll. A

36:58

cockroll, yeah. Did you realize

37:01

what I was doing? Yeah.

37:03

Anyway, it's Dan Walker's birthday.

37:05

And so tonight we're going

37:07

for a weird romantic dinner.

37:10

We're up. We're absolutely there.

37:12

Nandos. Oh, cheeky Nandos. We

37:14

just spoke to a man

37:16

who is an astronaut

37:18

who actually lived in

37:21

space on the International

37:23

Space Station and then... We

37:25

finished the fascinating interview with him and

37:27

now we speak to our next guest

37:29

who can't even be bothered to dress

37:31

up for when he's on television. It

37:33

is one extreme to the other but

37:35

he is Mr Joe Wilkinson. What's you

37:37

want to know about space? Okay so

37:39

what's it like Joe? What's it like

37:41

Joe? Spades like Joe. Boring and not

37:43

worth talking about on the radio. Is

37:45

it really boring? There's just nothing in

37:47

it. No. No. Oh well let's talk

37:49

about something else. I've only made you

37:52

once before. It was nice and you're

37:54

back again, second time now, look at this,

37:56

can you believe it? You've not had eye contact

37:58

with me as well, which is... I'm looking

38:00

right, aren't you? I know, it's

38:02

lovely. I mean you have had

38:04

eye contact. Okay. It's because I

38:07

do radio, my eyes are all

38:09

over the place, which is why

38:11

on television I always look like

38:13

I'm really disinterested

38:15

here. Because I don't need to

38:17

look anywhere on the radio, I

38:19

just need to talk here. Now

38:21

you're aware of the eye contact.

38:23

Yeah. So can I ask you

38:25

a personal question if you don't

38:28

mind? a couple of things I want

38:30

to have for dinner. What did you see

38:32

there? Well I did write on the back

38:35

of my hands I did want to see.

38:37

Are you written something on the palm of

38:39

your hand? Yeah because my wife's away so

38:41

I can have what I want. Now you

38:43

haven't really have you? I have yeah. What

38:46

have you written? Well I put dinner and

38:48

then I've put... I put... right I was

38:50

going to have Spanish food but I wrote

38:52

Barcelona but I wrote Barcelona and I don't

38:55

know why. dinner plus Barcelona. Are you, are

38:57

you okay? Oh that is lovely. Well it

38:59

wasn't meant to be on the radio to

39:01

be fair. It shouldn't really be on the

39:03

have happened. Well right on the palms and

39:05

no one would see it. But you've got,

39:08

so, she's on holiday, right? She's on holiday,

39:10

right? The day, she's on holiday. Right. A

39:12

lot of small and I went, you know

39:14

what, I'm gonna have, because the co-op sales

39:16

like tapas bits and I've got. Yeah. Yeah,

39:18

they're not. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, they're not,

39:20

they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not,

39:22

they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not,

39:25

they're not, like. Uh, walking over here. Okay,

39:27

so you've got a pen out, do you

39:29

have a phone? Yeah, why? You could have

39:31

set an alarm to just remind

39:33

you to go and buy tap. Keep

39:35

talking. So, and then you go, okay,

39:38

so I'll get home about 430. I'll

39:40

set an alarm 430 that just says

39:42

co-op. And then you'll go, oh, I've

39:45

got to go to the co-op. People

39:47

are pulling over now. Yeah. And going,

39:49

sorry, sorry, sorry, what, you can set.

39:52

and alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I

39:54

love how you just held your hands

39:56

up in amazement and it just like

39:59

dinner bus load. There is, there is.

40:01

Wow. So what happens when your wife

40:03

goes away for like, I don't know,

40:05

a week and gives you like a

40:07

whole list of things to do? Is

40:09

it all the length of your arm?

40:11

Down your leg? She does text

40:13

me the chores. I haven't had that

40:16

text yet. Ah, I look forward to

40:18

that. These are things that must be

40:20

done before my return. Wow. Yeah. But

40:22

I'll, yeah. Do you do the bins?

40:25

That is the singular thing I

40:27

do in now. Yeah, me too.

40:29

Yeah, I have, it's, it's, it's,

40:31

it's so boring. It's your job,

40:33

the beds. I really wang on

40:35

about it as well. Done the

40:37

bins. I'm a bit, did it?

40:39

Did it? Did it? Did it?

40:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is

40:43

superb ready. It isn't it, is

40:46

it just, you know? It really

40:48

is, and I'm a massive part

40:50

of this. Yeah, I brought this.

40:52

Technically you started it. Really, if

40:54

you want to be like that.

40:56

Right, let's talk about the show.

40:58

Joe features in Last One Laughing

41:00

UK. Picture just came up. Yeah?

41:02

Yeah, there's Joe. If I say

41:04

it. What else can come up?

41:07

Well I can talk about co-op

41:09

tapas again and we'll have a

41:11

picture of that but let's just

41:13

see how it goes. So last

41:15

one laughing, it's but it's it's

41:17

such a lovely idea. Put 10

41:19

comedians in a room for six

41:22

hours and they're not allowed to

41:24

laugh and if they laugh they

41:26

get a yellow card and if

41:28

they laugh again they're out there.

41:30

I'll be honest I didn't do them

41:32

a lot of prep. exam you know

41:34

where people go obviously you've done the

41:37

tutors I've done the what so yeah

41:39

a lot of people had plans a

41:41

lot of people went on the attack

41:43

I just I was like a what

41:46

do you call it cricket you know

41:48

we're just playing it's yeah defense stroke

41:50

so you know she was going for

41:52

60s it's a fascinating and very funny

41:54

and and frustrating show to what and

41:57

it's an amazing lineup he's really good

41:59

lineup of of some amazing talent. So

42:01

Bob Mortimer. It was probably easier for

42:03

Bob because it oozes out of him.

42:05

It was, there was a lot of,

42:07

he felt impolite with Bob though because

42:09

you had to keep walking away. Yeah.

42:11

Yeah. It's a really odd thing to

42:14

do. Someone's sort of going, well they

42:16

have for breakfast and you just storm

42:18

off. And I really want like I

42:20

saw him the other night and I

42:22

wanted I forgot to apologize because it

42:24

must have been like it'll be going

42:26

oh so yeah my missus was it

42:28

and I'm just off. But everyone's like

42:30

that so you know so part of

42:33

the show to keep it kind of

42:35

moving along and interesting is everybody gets

42:37

to perform on the stage in this

42:39

room so and everybody has to watch

42:41

you have to sit on the chairs

42:44

and watch and yeah so Joe does

42:46

a performance piece. on the stage. I

42:48

slowly put my clothes back on. Yeah,

42:50

and you know, no one left for

42:53

the first time ever at your naked

42:55

body. Well, yeah, yeah. If you've ever

42:57

seen me in a club, you'll know

42:59

that that is Walter off a duck's

43:02

bike. I had a bit of a

43:04

super power in that because the other

43:06

comedians are used to... what they call

43:09

waves of laughter. Right. Yeah. I and

43:11

myself don't have that issue. So this

43:13

was the carless I'd ever been. I

43:16

felt like I'd come home. Like a

43:18

comfy pair of slippers. I thought nine

43:20

was a lot of people to be

43:22

honest. Yeah. You're like wow, I'm sold

43:25

out. Yeah, that's just... All right, so

43:27

what's next for you? I've got to

43:29

get me, I've got to go

43:31

to co-op this bench food. Yeah,

43:34

I'll call it. You've said it

43:36

now. See, you've said it. This,

43:38

how do you do this? So

43:40

on the screen we can see

43:42

now. Oh, you want the tapas

43:44

platter? Yeah. Is that are you

43:46

going to have? No, I'll have

43:48

it with some bread. But that's

43:50

for your dinner. Can you believe

43:52

my Mrs won't have that? Why?

43:54

So what is it? What's in

43:56

the tapas class from co-op? I

43:58

think the platters... as plastic as

44:01

the container, I think. That's

44:03

the problem. What is it,

44:05

olives? Cheese, cheese, red stuff.

44:08

Yeah. And you'll just have that

44:10

with bread? Yeah. And that's

44:12

enough? Yeah. Wow. Simple. Simple.

44:14

The best. Do you drink

44:16

heavily with that? Or do

44:18

you? That will need to

44:21

be drunk with the tapas

44:23

platter. Strong, inexpensive lager. If

44:25

you could, no, no, just

44:27

on the cart, page. Here

44:29

we go. Strong, cheap, lager.

44:31

We'll do this for you.

44:33

vodka on a pizza? Why

44:35

not? Wow, what? They have

44:37

an irresistible mozzarella and vodka

44:39

tomato sauce pizza. Honestly, this

44:41

is all in one shop.

44:43

One shop does all of

44:45

this. Unbelievable. Okay, so we

44:47

got some Cronenberg. Oh. So Maretti.

44:50

Not strong enough. Not strong enough.

44:52

Yeah, called. Tenants! That's... There

44:54

you go. You say Walla!

44:56

Walla! Walla! That's in. Thank

44:58

you guys. That is where you

45:00

live. This is... I'm not going.

45:03

I'm staying. You stay. You stay.

45:05

We're on 10. Are you about to

45:07

say what time is the show finish?

45:09

Thanks for listening. Big Man. When you

45:12

were a big fan of the show

45:14

back in the day. I was. I

45:16

hope they haven't noticed. I've said that.

45:18

I said that. Yeah. this is being

45:20

the perfect interview good yeah yeah so

45:22

let's not ruin it we've had the

45:24

perfect morning so for example like you

45:27

know you're in a room where you

45:29

got a not you're in a room

45:31

where you got a not you're in

45:33

a room where you know so imagine

45:35

being in a room for a few

45:37

hours and not smiling or laughing imagine

45:39

working on the Chris Evans breakfast show

45:41

so some a scenario like that But

45:44

then imagine you're in this studio where,

45:46

you know, it's so joyful and happy

45:48

and full of laughter. You're not allowed

45:50

to laugh. You gotta put your ever

45:52

face on. So, you know, you can

45:54

do that. So that's the difficulty. What

45:56

would you do, Pete? What would you

45:58

just make people laugh? you all? I don't

46:00

think that would make me laugh because I

46:03

don't laugh when I feel blood coming out

46:05

of my ears. Right, yeah, yeah, I see

46:07

what you mean. And yours would be what

46:09

dumb did you say? I don't know what

46:11

I would do really. I would, I'd do

46:14

that probably a few times. See that's

46:16

you've gone already. Yeah, I was again,

46:18

I've just put me in my eye. Could

46:20

you get your... What? Could you watch?

46:23

Please finish that sentence. Did you

46:25

get your wig out? Oh! Oh!

46:27

Oh! For the lads! Yeah, yeah.

46:29

Whoa! Yeah, here we go. If

46:31

it works, if I win the

46:33

game, I'll get my wig out.

46:35

This is the Chris Moyle Show

46:37

podcast! I know I've been making

46:39

jokes about pipper and down walker,

46:41

but the emoji thing is out

46:43

of control, and pepper isn't. Pepper

46:45

is fueling it. I'm going to

46:47

be honest. I've just had a

46:50

conversation with Dominic off the air

46:52

in the studio and said, if

46:54

you were friends with Dan Walker, right?

46:56

And we're like, how's it going with

46:58

that woman at Radio X, the pretty

47:00

girl with the long fingers? No one

47:03

said that. And he goes, yeah, good,

47:05

I messaged her today. Send a couple

47:07

of the funny emoities. Oh, what did

47:09

she message back? Yeah, she sent a

47:11

couple of funny emoities back. Would be

47:13

like... Yeah, so in there. Maybe we're

47:16

so in. Then he sent back a

47:18

crab and an ice skate. Oh,

47:20

that's classic. Like, he can't

47:22

be any more obvious. What? Is

47:24

it crab and an ice skate?

47:26

Yeah, a weapon, did he put

47:28

the two of those together? Nothing.

47:30

Oh, come on, open your eyes,

47:32

woman! Was it crab then ice

47:34

skate? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Dan, he

47:36

knows what he's doing. You don't

47:38

know the signs, pepper. This says

47:40

more about your heads. You're dancing

47:42

with the devil! He's just a

47:44

very nice man. He's a normal

47:47

nice man. That's right. He loves an

47:49

emoji. You two that are making

47:51

you three. What emologies did he

47:53

last send you? Crab and a what? Well

47:55

it was a dark board and a point

47:57

of beer last time and I sent back.

48:00

the chicken head. Yeah. Yeah.

48:02

Before that. It's amazing why he

48:04

thinks that he should keep going

48:06

with. I know. Oh no. That's

48:09

right. Pippa's encouraging it. A

48:11

helmet and a keyway. Oh,

48:13

hang on. Now who's saying that

48:15

one? Did you send that? He

48:18

may as well have just booked

48:20

a room at the holiday in.

48:22

A helmet and a keyway. I

48:24

sent a curling stone. Oh dear,

48:26

it's so tough. You're lucky his wife's not

48:29

waiting for you outside the car park to

48:31

duff you up. Absolutely. Only you

48:33

can find something actual in a

48:35

curling stone. No curling stone. What is

48:38

a curling stone? It's a stone that you

48:40

chuck down an ice rink in... Yes, that's

48:42

right. That's right. That's right.

48:44

And then what do you

48:47

do with it? Oh yeah,

48:49

that's right. You grab the

48:52

handle, you give it a

48:54

good sweet. Think about it,

48:56

it's sex, woman! It's sex!

48:59

Sweetly. There's something wrong

49:01

with you. And then

49:04

what's the last emologies

49:06

he just sent you?

49:08

A crab and an ice skate.

49:10

Crab! What was you guys doing? Jamie?

49:12

Look at you. Do you have a...

49:14

When will you start to look old?

49:16

Stop it. I love it, but please

49:18

stop it. Oh my God. What are

49:20

you now? 30 yet? You're 29? I

49:23

know how old you are. So, and

49:25

I've heard you when you had your

49:27

50th. You were telling me. You're about

49:29

it. I'm 51. And I have my

49:31

50th as well. It's alright. It's all

49:33

right, man. It's good. You're looking good.

49:35

You're looking good. You know what. You

49:38

know what. Exactly that's the other option I

49:40

think literally the thought I had I thought well

49:42

I got here I know plenty of people who

49:44

haven't got here so I'll take that and you've

49:46

had some fun along the way that's a little

49:48

bit we're only passing through you got enjoy it

49:50

exactly just a little bit of fun that's why

49:52

I play golf it gets in the way of

49:54

fun doesn't it it doesn't it's great I was

49:56

playing yesterday you play a lot you play a

49:58

lot don't you know I'm going for a

50:00

nice 18 this afternoon. I can't weather.

50:02

Where's the fun in golf? It's so

50:05

much fun. Honestly, it's, yeah, and you

50:07

can just drive yourself insane. Oh yeah,

50:09

because it's so difficult, but. You always

50:12

hit that one shot that makes you

50:14

come back. Yeah, it keeps coming back.

50:16

Yeah, and I'm addicted to it. I

50:19

think it's that a lot of football

50:21

is getting to it because you retire.

50:23

I retired at 31 from football and

50:26

you think, wow, what am I going

50:28

to do next? Okay, I'll take up

50:30

golf. But you know, Chris, I think

50:33

like I've done the whole football thing

50:35

and my older boy plays rugby, both

50:37

plays football, 16 and I'm thinking

50:40

John Bishop was there as well.

50:42

I've seen that now, hold on

50:44

now. I don't remember John the

50:46

other. Because these are mutual friends

50:48

John, obviously, you know, you've done

50:50

a long time. I think this

50:52

is well before I've met John.

50:54

Was it a... Oh, okay. I

50:56

think we're showing our age here,

50:58

mate. But we've come across each

51:00

other a lot, because you're doing

51:02

a radio show, and you're obviously

51:05

with a very similar age, and

51:07

you know, I think that's where

51:09

we've always cross-by... One of the

51:11

hardest the hardest the hardest thing when

51:13

you're a professional footballer You know you're

51:15

not going to be a footballer forever

51:17

Yeah, you know I Chris I was

51:19

to a certain extent. I wouldn't say

51:21

lucky But I had it almost taken

51:23

out of my hands because I went

51:25

to a serious surge in America I'd

51:27

had a lot of knee problems. I'd

51:30

had a lot of knee problems I

51:32

mean it was pretty I got a

51:34

lot of stick in my career for being injured

51:36

a lot and I went to America the Southampton

51:38

and I'm I needed to hear that. I needed

51:40

to hear to someone say, right, stop now. And

51:42

then it's about, okay, you retire at 31, make

51:45

some good decisions, you know, and I didn't want

51:47

to go into management. I've seen the stresses that

51:49

that I bought on my dad, you know, and

51:51

I thought I'm going to go sort of, and

51:54

I got into doing the punditry work and then

51:56

legal around came along. I remember my son saying,

51:58

I'll get up, I've been after. do like a

52:00

team, you know, show with, it's a comedy show, you're not funny,

52:02

how can you do that? That fact, that's a lot of common,

52:04

I was a straight guy on it, I guess, yeah, yeah. Who

52:06

do you want to win the league? Primary League, yeah. Oh, obviously

52:08

Liverpool, okay, that's my team. Last time Liverpool won the

52:11

league, Legionite won their league, currently stands, Liverpool, a

52:13

top of our table. Where in the Champions League,

52:15

where in the Champions League, where in the Champions

52:17

League, where, where the Champions League, where, where, where the

52:19

Champions League, where, where the Champions League, where, where, where,

52:21

where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where,

52:23

where, where, where, where, are, where, where, where, where, where,

52:25

are, where, where, where, where, where, are, where, where, are,

52:28

are, are, where, are, where, where, where, So yeah, so

52:30

we're hoping it's a fate thing that's the other part

52:32

that leads both win the league. Yeah, yeah, you'd be

52:34

right. You're going well. Yeah, that

52:36

league's so hard though, and the

52:38

ups and downs in a championship.

52:40

But Frank's. Frank Lampard, my cousin's

52:43

done a great job and at

52:45

Coventry. Who's that? He's my cousin.

52:47

You know, you know. He's had

52:49

some history with these before. He

52:51

gets a little bit of stick

52:53

there. He's doing a great commentary,

52:55

isn't it? Amazing. They're in the

52:58

playoffs at the moment. So fingers

53:00

cross they can do that and

53:02

yeah, I'm really happy for him.

53:04

But he's got into it. He really,

53:06

oh he dived head first and did,

53:08

didn't he? Yeah. Jamie Rednap fell on

53:10

his feet with this league of their

53:12

own show. Oh my God. How long

53:14

have you been on that now? So

53:17

we've done 19 series. So that's the

53:19

panel shop I like. and then we've

53:21

done it's just gone into a different

53:23

realm of doing road trips and now

53:25

a rally yeah 19 not 19 years

53:27

but 19 series yeah that's amazing yeah

53:29

and we and I think back to

53:31

the early ones when like James Gordon

53:33

was doing it job yeah whatever happened to

53:35

him why did he I don't know what he's doing

53:38

did he retire I don't know I think he's just

53:40

had a tough time to show him in the way

53:42

of the people yeah but no we do the first

53:44

first episodes when we used to put I'm with Jimmy

53:46

Carbin on one and you had to put your head

53:48

in a bowl of water cell and you can hold

53:51

your breath for what the other team asked answered questions

53:53

and then you now you see like we jump doing

53:55

you know bungee jumps off in dams it's just yeah

53:57

it's gone into this different realm now but no it's

53:59

it's great fun and I absolutely love doing

54:02

the show. So this show, this is

54:04

the rally, which is a brand new

54:06

format of the League of the Own

54:08

thing. This one was around Europe. We

54:10

haven't done a rally before, but we,

54:12

so there was, so Michael Jill. people

54:14

like Tom Davis is on it big

54:16

zoo Alan Carr Alex Brooker lots of

54:18

different comedians and we all got partnered

54:20

up with different people and I had

54:22

Alan Carr we're just traveling around in

54:24

the car singing songs you know it

54:26

is perfect and big zoo then came

54:28

in what a great game life so

54:30

you basically getting paid to go off

54:32

around Europe and drive really fast with

54:34

a Paris route yeah there's some challenges

54:36

in Paris then we went to Mont

54:38

Blanc we went to Switzerland we went

54:40

to Switzerland amazing yeah it was absolutely

54:42

beautiful killed off Alex Brooker with there

54:44

was this one challenge and it was

54:46

the aerobatics or something that's cool so

54:48

it was like a fly-moe and an

54:50

engine that you sat on top of

54:52

the parachute so it goes up and

54:54

all of a sudden yeah it goes

54:56

up in the air now if you

54:58

can see that it's absolutely terrified but

55:00

with my injury record now I thought

55:02

this isn't for me I said my

55:04

hamstring was a bit sore and I

55:06

thought I didn't like the look at

55:09

this so I think Alan Carr did

55:11

it instead it instead it instead. got

55:13

his parachute caught in the engine. This

55:15

thing toppled our promising, how, I don't

55:17

know how dramatic they're going to make

55:19

it look on film, but we honestly

55:21

thought we'd lost him. You know, we

55:23

were straight on where's John Bishop to

55:25

see where do you go? The rest

55:27

of the show. But no, it was

55:30

not, it was pretty terrifying for

55:32

Alex, but you know, he's still

55:34

here. So there's no, no spoiler

55:36

here. Oh wow. But that was

55:38

great fun. We had a really

55:40

nice time. friends. She's phenomenal Jill

55:42

Scott. Yeah. Not a bad career

55:44

either. Unbelievable. And then now she's

55:46

like, now she does everything. Yeah. And

55:49

she'll take over your job. She'll, you

55:51

know, she'll just, she'll have all our

55:53

job. Yeah, absolutely. Who's the best host

55:55

of that show? Will it be Robert?

55:57

Show, would it be James? You're breaking

55:59

up. They're both amazing. James was obviously

56:02

at the start of it and then he

56:04

went on to do obviously all the stuff.

56:06

He must have been, he must have been

56:08

knackered because he was doing league of their

56:11

own. and doing America I think at the

56:13

same time I've been forced over and you're

56:15

like oh my we film sort of eight

56:17

episodes in about two weeks so it was

56:20

rice bad yeah it's still intense but he's

56:22

professionally gone with it it's all right for

56:24

you know you just sit there he's got

56:26

to do all the autoquy words exactly yeah

56:29

he just go what we're doing now I

56:31

don't need to know I'll find out doing

56:33

this yeah yeah and Romish obviously he's been

56:35

brilliant and Rom you know Yeah, I know

56:37

you guys have seen him and stand that

56:39

piece. It's a good bunch. It's a good

56:42

show. So, the rally will start Tuesday 25th

56:44

to March. Love you to see you. Great

56:46

to see you. Thanks for coming. I think

56:48

it's the first time you've been in our

56:50

studio here at Radio Egg. I've been waiting.

56:52

Well, we've been waiting for you to do

56:54

something good. I mean, no offence. No, thank

56:56

you guys. Have a good game of golf

56:58

stuff to do as well. Don, do

57:01

you want to be on

57:03

a piece of it? I

57:05

don't love it too. I

57:08

absolutely love to. What a

57:10

day to play as well.

57:12

21 degrees, you said earlier.

57:14

Now, very quickly, when you

57:17

play golf, do you have

57:19

a drink afterwards? No, I

57:21

don't drink. But then, then

57:23

leave it. You'll never see.

57:25

But no. Then leave it.

57:28

You'll never see. The

57:30

mouth doctor? You know that'll

57:32

be in the papers tomorrow

57:34

now? I don't really... You're

57:36

just talking about your fat

57:39

tongue? I've got a fat tongue

57:41

and a small windpipe. So when

57:43

my head tilts back like that...

57:46

Does it get caught in your

57:48

throat? No, my fat tongue

57:50

blocks my... blocks my passage.

57:52

Right. Was your tongue slimmer

57:54

and now it got fatter? Or

57:56

has it changed? What do you need

57:58

to do for it? I can't make,

58:01

I can't diet and make

58:03

my tongue thinner. Not a

58:05

tongue diet. Not like, I

58:07

want to lose half a

58:09

stone by summer. No, but

58:11

like, has this, has something

58:13

changed? Has it always been

58:15

like that? I mean, I

58:17

don't, no, I think when

58:19

I was born, I don't

58:21

know if your tongue grows

58:23

from being a baby. Right.

58:26

Well, underlying causes, you can have excess

58:28

fat stored at the tongue. So losing

58:30

weight. Okay, right. So it's just a

58:32

white, it's wide, it's not like

58:34

it's overweight. Enlarged tongue. Right, it's

58:36

not, my tongue hasn't put on weight.

58:38

Trebbed tongue. You know, I've not been

58:40

letting myself go a little bit in

58:42

the tongue department. No. You look at

58:44

it in fact, oh, you got a

58:46

fat tongue though. Right. Drink one water.

58:48

It can have fluid, James. You can

58:50

do oral exercises oral exercises.

58:53

James. You can do

58:55

oral exercises. That tone

58:57

and improve function. Right.

58:59

Tong stretches, tongue rolling,

59:02

and press and hold

59:04

tongue. How does that, how would

59:06

that work? Stick out your

59:09

tongue as far as possible

59:11

and hold it for a

59:13

few seconds. Is that

59:15

as far as it goes? Is

59:17

it? Is it? Yeah. And then

59:20

what does he do? If

59:22

you can't keep them like

59:24

that. How was

59:26

your night last night? How

59:28

was Nando's? Oh, of course.

59:30

It was Dan Walker's birthday,

59:32

the guy you're having a

59:34

thing with. No, it was, sorry.

59:36

Now was it just the two

59:38

of you out or just the

59:41

two of you? We're eating some

59:43

chicken. We didn't have, we didn't

59:45

meet in fact, like we didn't

59:47

meet me. It was his birthday.

59:50

No. It was his birthday, but

59:52

we, he had a lovely time.

59:54

Did he? Did he? Wow!

59:57

I did I? Be good.

59:59

High five! That's nice. I'm glad

1:00:01

he had a lovely time. Right. As

1:00:03

in whatever it was that he did.

1:00:05

Whatever he did. Yeah. Yeah. What did

1:00:08

he get him as a present? Did

1:00:10

he get him as a present? Oh.

1:00:12

Did he forget? What was that? He

1:00:14

sent you flowers for something. What did

1:00:16

he say? What did he say? He

1:00:19

said you flowers for something. What did

1:00:21

he say? He didn't hear me to

1:00:23

be fair. Three years. Oh, look

1:00:25

at the way she defends him.

1:00:27

It's quite romantic, isn't it? It

1:00:30

is, it's loyalty, I like it. I feel

1:00:32

a bit bad, you know what I mean?

1:00:34

Because I don't want to like attack some

1:00:36

of her accidentally not hearing you. Did he

1:00:38

hear his show yesterday and he was showing?

1:00:41

I didn't hear much of... I've got some

1:00:43

audio if you want to hear it. Yeah,

1:00:45

do you want to hear it? I tell

1:00:47

you what? What? That's a mouthful, in it.

1:00:50

Big words, absolutely. I don't even know what

1:00:52

he just said. No, it's like tennis players.

1:00:54

I think he's played some classical music and

1:00:56

he's back and announced it, but he's using

1:00:59

words I've never heard before. The finale of

1:01:01

De Vorjak's New World Symphony, that was Kevin

1:01:03

John Ed his sake. Conducting the Chinike

1:01:05

Orchestra for us. See you back here

1:01:07

tomorrow from 630. Thank you so much

1:01:10

for the morning and thank you particularly

1:01:12

to the Chris Moils listeners listeners who've

1:01:14

been sending... They're best wishes for my

1:01:16

trip to Nando's with Pippa from Radio

1:01:19

X apparently. Can't wait. Boneless chicken thighs

1:01:21

and macho peas, please. Zanda is here

1:01:23

next. There you are. Wow. Now is that...

1:01:25

Sorry off class to give him with

1:01:27

boneless chicken. Is that the name

1:01:29

that the reservation is undone? Boneless

1:01:32

chicken thighs and macho peas, please.

1:01:34

Eight o'clock. Thank you so much.

1:01:36

I don't see any classics ever had that

1:01:38

sent. No, I've got a reservation for

1:01:40

tonight. Oh yeah, it's going to just

1:01:42

take the name, please. Boneless Chicken Thies

1:01:44

and Macho Pease, please. Good morning to

1:01:46

Eddie Taylor. Good morning, Ellie. Good morning,

1:01:48

Ellie. That's just about to get a

1:01:50

layout of your house. Yes, I tell I

1:01:52

was going to email you the floor plan.

1:01:55

Good morning. Good morning. Thanks for going to

1:01:57

see us. Well, back's having us, having us.

1:01:59

So exciting. to talk about eggs. Oh, who isn't?

1:02:01

Oh man. So she says to Dominic, have you

1:02:03

got kids? Her face just dropped with everything that

1:02:05

Dominic said. You did, you gave him a look

1:02:07

of you poor poor man. Absolutely. That's a lot.

1:02:09

That is a lot of children. 19 children is

1:02:11

a lot. It's too much. You've got two children?

1:02:13

Two children? Yeah. One who's six and one who's

1:02:15

one. Oh my lord. My lord. Yes, go on.

1:02:17

Do you know. Yeah, I think we just got

1:02:19

to the point my daughter. I think we just got

1:02:21

to the point my daughter. My daughter. My daughter. My

1:02:23

daughter. My daughter. My daughter. My daughter. My daughter.

1:02:25

My daughter. My daughter. My daughter. My daughter. My

1:02:28

daughter. My daughter. My daughter. My daughter. We need

1:02:30

more drudgery and despair. We ride at dawn. Let's

1:02:32

go for it. What is it about eggs that

1:02:34

you love so much? Thing I really love about

1:02:37

eggs. No, I'm really chuffed. I'm working with

1:02:39

British Lion Eggs at the moment and it's

1:02:41

just like talking about how good nature is.

1:02:43

You know what I mean? How good is

1:02:46

an egg? How much money are they paying

1:02:48

you to get excited about eggs? I'm

1:02:50

paying exclusively on eggs, actually. So

1:02:53

you're an ambassador for eggs. Yes, but

1:02:55

I haven't put it that way before

1:02:57

and it suddenly sounds even better. That's

1:03:00

what we've got on. Egg Bassida. Do

1:03:02

you turn any work down? Remind everybody

1:03:04

what your what your what your husband

1:03:06

does. I used to stay at home dad. Is

1:03:09

he? Yeah. But what was he before

1:03:11

the stay-at-home dad? Journalist. Journalist? What kind

1:03:13

of journalism did he do? What kind

1:03:15

of international correspondence? International correspondence. So maybe

1:03:17

going out to dangerous places and whatnot.

1:03:19

Frontline of Ukraine. Yeah. You're taking the

1:03:21

dollar for the dirty eggs. Well. That's

1:03:23

what you're doing. Someone's got to pay

1:03:25

for the stay-at-home dad. Well, we're very

1:03:27

excited about the eggs. And you're going

1:03:30

on tour. Your tour is called, I

1:03:32

love eggs. One of the reviews is,

1:03:34

excellent, exactly the night I was looking

1:03:37

for. Lovely. Cracking stuff. That's it. There

1:03:39

we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hen. Something

1:03:41

bad. Don't, don't over egg it,

1:03:43

come on. Oh, you're not enough. I

1:03:45

know if it's a no. A French egg,

1:03:47

cheche. Oh, messy, but. Oh, I love

1:03:50

it. Can we, is that the egg

1:03:52

stuff? We don't do you want to

1:03:54

do more egg? Do you want to

1:03:56

do you, or do you want to do

1:03:58

you want to do more egg? chickens.

1:04:00

Write that down. Write that down. Write

1:04:02

that down. Make a note. I'm learning

1:04:05

so much today. Stick with me kid.

1:04:07

I am literally... I'm going to

1:04:09

be in the pub tomorrow night

1:04:11

going, yeah lads. You know, chickens.

1:04:13

And eggs. That's where eggs are.

1:04:15

I'm obsessed with this question. When

1:04:17

you announced the tour, did you

1:04:19

know what the show was? It

1:04:21

just blows my mind. It's terrifying

1:04:23

and people like, what's it about?

1:04:25

And you have to pretend. Like,

1:04:28

you don't, I did not know.

1:04:30

And then people like, how's it

1:04:32

going? And I'm like, it doesn't

1:04:34

exist yet. So you have to

1:04:36

come up with the name for

1:04:38

it. Yep. So I always

1:04:40

go generic, palavoring, which means

1:04:42

to talk, sort of with no

1:04:45

point at length. Is palavoring a

1:04:47

real word? Yes, it's a real word.

1:04:49

Isn't. Yeah, palavoring. Palavaring, thank

1:04:51

you, about it. This is brilliant.

1:04:53

I can't wait to see people.

1:04:55

So what is the show about?

1:04:57

Well now I can actually say

1:04:59

what it's about. Yeah, so I think

1:05:02

mostly it's ended up being about my

1:05:04

sort of bit of life right now,

1:05:06

which is busy life to kids, this

1:05:08

sort of really manic bit of early

1:05:11

middle age, which my friend Steph calls

1:05:13

the rush hour of life. And I

1:05:15

think, isn't it good? So yeah, I

1:05:17

think it's sort about that. to feel

1:05:20

more fun and how you have to

1:05:22

try and find the fun amongst the

1:05:24

chaos that is now my existence. And

1:05:26

then you write stuff and you, your

1:05:29

stay-at-home husband, do you

1:05:31

constantly walking through him and

1:05:33

go, how's this? Say it's not

1:05:35

about eggs. No, do you know, I

1:05:37

don't, sometimes I'll try jokes out on

1:05:40

him, but very rarely I'd say,

1:05:42

sort of something that he'll be like, is

1:05:44

that a bit, is that a bit, you

1:05:46

try and a bit on stage. Yeah, no,

1:05:48

he's um, no, he doesn't get too much

1:05:50

of that. He does, there is a constant

1:05:52

battle of, well, I actually said that, you

1:05:54

didn't say that, that's technically my joke. So

1:05:56

he will always maintain that he writes a

1:05:58

lot of my jokes. Does he get

1:06:00

a credit? Absolutely not. Right, okay, fair.

1:06:03

No, right. Unless he's slapping up and

1:06:05

down the country, doing the gigs. Don't

1:06:07

know. Nothing. Do you like being on

1:06:10

tour? Do you, have you got it

1:06:12

down now? Have you got your groove

1:06:14

when you're on talk? I haven't been

1:06:16

on talk for about five years. Wow.

1:06:18

Yes, I need to sort of, yeah, work

1:06:20

out how I do it all again. It's

1:06:23

just sort of me, slapping

1:06:25

around on trains.

1:06:27

I prefer a

1:06:29

train. What was

1:06:32

it nice? A-A-A-A-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-L-S-I-L-S-I-S-L-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-I'm

1:06:34

not really a

1:06:36

rock-and-roll kind of

1:06:38

gal these days.

1:06:40

Do you drink?

1:06:42

I'll do you

1:06:44

drink? I'll maybe have

1:06:46

a rock and roll

1:06:49

kind of gal these

1:06:51

days. Do you drink?

1:06:53

Do you drink? No,. Now,

1:06:56

can I talk to you

1:06:58

about Ted LaSalle? Only

1:07:00

because I have to

1:07:02

because I love the

1:07:05

show so much. We had

1:07:07

Marcus Mumford in the

1:07:09

other day. Yeah. Now, this

1:07:11

is fascinating. You were in

1:07:13

the show, but I bet

1:07:15

you don't know this. Yeah.

1:07:18

So this piece of

1:07:20

music here. Skip. Right.

1:07:22

It actually goes on

1:07:24

for longer. Listen, listen.

1:07:27

Is that amazing? He annoyed

1:07:29

that everyone skips it. I

1:07:31

think he realizes now he

1:07:34

just should have just done the,

1:07:36

yeah, I didn't need the rest.

1:07:38

And that would have been

1:07:40

it. It actually goes on

1:07:43

for like two minutes. What

1:07:45

a waste of time. It's a

1:07:47

waste of time. It's a great

1:07:49

song, isn't it? Oh, that makes

1:07:51

me feel all funny hearing that.

1:07:53

Does it? Yeah. They have teased.

1:07:55

season four of Ted

1:07:58

Lesso. Yeah. Now, uh... I

1:08:00

don't know what you can say,

1:08:02

what you can't say, whether you

1:08:04

even know anything. I know

1:08:06

nothing. But you've got to be

1:08:08

in it, right? I have absolutely

1:08:11

no idea, honestly. I mean, I'd

1:08:13

love to be in it. I've no

1:08:15

idea about scripts. I don't know

1:08:17

nothing. Would you like to be?

1:08:19

Of course. Who would have want

1:08:22

to go back into such a

1:08:24

beautiful show? Absolutely. But yeah, do

1:08:26

you know what I mean? So...

1:08:28

She's got a connection with Ted

1:08:30

that no other character in that

1:08:33

show has. That's true, that is true.

1:08:35

Okay, I'll go in, I'll open with something

1:08:37

about eggs and then I'll say, by the

1:08:39

way, have your thought. Yeah, you never know,

1:08:41

it could, it could work. Yeah, it

1:08:43

could work. Have a great time

1:08:46

on tour. Yeah. Give our eggs.

1:08:48

That would be excellent. Yeah. Thanks

1:08:50

for being on radio eggs. Don,

1:08:52

what did you do with your

1:08:54

Mucky magazine yesterday? Is it in

1:08:57

the back of your garden shed?

1:08:59

It's one of the texts that

1:09:01

I'm just coming. It's been deposited

1:09:03

in the recycling paper bin area.

1:09:06

Has it? Yes, I put it

1:09:08

in yesterday. You watched me do

1:09:10

it on the walkout. I didn't

1:09:12

see you do it. I did.

1:09:15

You did. You said we put

1:09:17

it in as we walked back,

1:09:19

I went, I'm putting that in

1:09:21

there. Do you remember? No, paper?

1:09:24

No, I didn't. No, I didn't.

1:09:26

No, I was walking with

1:09:28

you, you did. Phoenix, do

1:09:31

you remember? No, he doesn't.

1:09:33

Phoenix, is not there?

1:09:36

He doesn't. Where's Phoenix?

1:09:38

Where is Phoenix? Phoenix,

1:09:41

where are you? Why

1:09:43

is everyone just

1:09:45

like not doing their

1:09:47

job properly? Where is

1:09:50

he? Captain's off. It's

1:09:52

the curse of anybody

1:09:54

on talk back. Phoenix. Right,

1:09:56

you sing it. Oh. Hello

1:09:59

Phoenix. Are you alright? Yeah,

1:10:01

you've called it the worst.

1:10:03

Oh, and... The Finland has

1:10:06

just arrived. Are you smashing

1:10:08

up a shop? I am, I'm

1:10:10

causing havoc. Oh, I can see

1:10:12

you on the screen. Where are

1:10:15

you, Phoenix? What's wrong, Dom? Phoenix

1:10:17

is... What are you doing,

1:10:19

Phoenix? Well, I just, I

1:10:22

thought I should probably make

1:10:24

a delivery. Oh, this morning.

1:10:26

Right, what are you delivering?

1:10:29

Well, I found I found

1:10:31

fit. Oh, what's a magazine?

1:10:33

Did you, Phoenix? Is

1:10:35

that John's magazine? And

1:10:37

I just thought like

1:10:39

you must have accidentally

1:10:41

chucked it away. Oh

1:10:43

my God, I know

1:10:45

where you are. Where is he

1:10:48

John? He's very close to

1:10:50

where I may part my car.

1:10:52

Oh, I think is this it.

1:10:55

Is this it? Just make sure

1:10:57

that it gets home safely with

1:10:59

you. Don't put it on my

1:11:01

car! Feed it! Don't put it

1:11:03

on the wind, don't do that!

1:11:06

I'll just show you what's happening.

1:11:08

Right, yeah, you're sure. Oh

1:11:10

no! That's my car! Don't

1:11:13

put it on the windscreen!

1:11:15

Literally there's now a bookie

1:11:17

magazine on the windscreen of

1:11:20

your car time. What are

1:11:22

you thinking of? Do you

1:11:25

know what, that's tantamount to

1:11:27

vandalism and being unloyal to

1:11:29

me? I'm actually so loyal.

1:11:32

I walked all this way

1:11:34

to return your lovely gift

1:11:37

that you forgot yesterday. Phoenix,

1:11:39

thank you so much. I

1:11:42

think... I don't want to

1:11:44

give too much of a way

1:11:46

where I'm parking, but it's quite

1:11:48

important where I'm parking. Oh, it's

1:11:50

a prime spot. Look at the

1:11:52

disc, look as he's walking away.

1:11:55

Don't walk off. Don't walk off,

1:11:57

Phoenix. Why? Don't walk off. You

1:11:59

can read it. Look, somebody's passing.

1:12:01

Somebody's walking past the car down, look,

1:12:03

look, look, look. I know, I know

1:12:05

people there. I know people in that

1:12:08

area. You don't forget it this, because

1:12:10

you haven't got a bag. Oh man.

1:12:12

And you can read it as you

1:12:14

go up the M1? Oh, you can't

1:12:17

do it, don't do that. Oh. He

1:12:19

lives in the flat, but it's got

1:12:21

it's two levels. Yeah, split, split level.

1:12:23

What would you call that? Split level

1:12:26

flat? Is it? Pen's house? Yeah. Penhouse

1:12:28

is nice. Yeah, we're at the top.

1:12:30

Yeah, but we are top and middle

1:12:32

and there's a ground floor flat. I

1:12:35

cut that. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's

1:12:37

amazing. Is that what it is? Now,

1:12:39

I thought amazing that was when you

1:12:42

went... So when I lived at Milton

1:12:44

Keynes, my door was on the ground

1:12:46

floor and it opened up to stairs.

1:12:48

And then my flat was on the

1:12:51

first floor, but you can only access

1:12:53

the flat up the stairs. So that

1:12:55

was my front door, open the door,

1:12:57

I go up the stairs, that's my

1:13:00

flat. So there's not another door at

1:13:02

the top of the stairs. I thought

1:13:04

that was amazing. It was only one

1:13:06

floor. What is the definition of a

1:13:09

place? Somebody else is saying it's a

1:13:11

duplex apartment, but that's very American. That's

1:13:13

not a phrase that we would use

1:13:16

here. So amazingette is a small apartment

1:13:18

that is usually part of a large

1:13:20

building with two levels and has his

1:13:22

own entrance. Then I didn't have amazingette.

1:13:25

Our next guest is a gem and

1:13:27

he goes by the name of Mr.

1:13:29

Nick Mohammed. Yeah. Morning, Nick. Good morning.

1:13:31

How are you? I'm very good, thank

1:13:34

you. I was just trying to work

1:13:36

out last time I was here was

1:13:38

probably November just before. You had a

1:13:41

new trumpet? Oh, yes, I did. And

1:13:43

I got, oh my God, that's a

1:13:45

great memory. And I got it because

1:13:47

it was my mum and dad's gone.

1:13:50

old and wedding anniversary and they got

1:13:52

it in like Warwick or Leamington Spa.

1:13:54

Was it Burgundy? I thought I made

1:13:56

that up. It could well have been

1:13:59

knowing me. It was an all-tumnal kind

1:14:01

of maybe a brown or something. Yeah,

1:14:03

just was wearing one of those. That's

1:14:05

great. That is a good memory. Well

1:14:08

this isn't that new. No I can

1:14:10

tell. I look like an absolute. You've

1:14:12

really, you know, it's like I'm going

1:14:15

to be on tell you, I get

1:14:17

a new trumpet. going on in your

1:14:19

life? Stuff is going on in my

1:14:21

life. I've been, I've been writing a

1:14:24

lot of stuff. I've been filming a

1:14:26

lot of stuff, but mostly I'm going

1:14:28

on tour, new tour, as Mr Swallow,

1:14:30

my alter ego. The tour didn't kick

1:14:33

off till mid-May, but I've got some

1:14:35

secret filming in between then. Oh, which

1:14:37

is that, you know, pretty, I was

1:14:39

about to swear that's bad, I didn't,

1:14:42

it's that pretentious thing of what actors

1:14:44

sometimes do, I've, I'm, I'm busy, I'm

1:14:46

busy, I'm busy, but I'm busy, but

1:14:49

I can't, but I can't, but I

1:14:51

can't, but I can't, but I can't,

1:14:53

I can't, I can't, I can't, I

1:14:55

can't, I can't, I can't, I can't,

1:14:58

I can't, I can't, I can't, I

1:15:00

can't, I can't, I can't, I can't,

1:15:02

I can't, I can It's not that,

1:15:04

no, it's something else. And I'm hoping

1:15:07

it will come out soon, because I'm

1:15:09

desperate to tell people and to talk

1:15:11

about it, but you know. Is it

1:15:14

a film? You can't talk about it.

1:15:16

It's not a film. Is it a

1:15:18

TV thing? Yeah. Okay, all right. And

1:15:20

we can't do 20 questions on it.

1:15:23

You'll literally get it. Is it with

1:15:25

somebody else who we've heard on this?

1:15:27

Yes. Yes. Is it something you've done

1:15:29

before you're doing before you're doing it

1:15:32

again? Is it something what you've done

1:15:34

before that you're doing again? No. Okay.

1:15:36

It's a new thing. Is it a

1:15:38

new thing that you have created? No.

1:15:41

Okay, all right. It's an existing thing

1:15:43

that you're... Oh God, I mean we're

1:15:45

so close now, we should stop. Are

1:15:48

you in the new series of severance?

1:15:50

No, but you are well, you know,

1:15:52

no, I can't even know I'm not

1:15:54

even going to carry talking anymore It's

1:15:57

an Apple TV thing. Are you in

1:15:59

that but that Tom Hanks film with

1:16:01

a robot? Are you a that's what

1:16:03

it is? You've got it in Tetris

1:16:06

two Let's talk about what we can

1:16:08

talk about and that's fine. Now this

1:16:10

is all Mr. swallow all Mr. on

1:16:12

his own. Is that a good idea?

1:16:15

Well, it's a really interesting question because

1:16:17

when I first started doing, when I

1:16:19

started doing Edinburgh shows, Mr. Swallow was

1:16:22

part of those shows. They were kind

1:16:24

of multi-character shows and Mr. Swallow was

1:16:26

sort of part of that, maybe like

1:16:28

the last quarter. And then the first

1:16:31

time I did Mr. Swallow is an

1:16:33

hour, which was probably back in like...

1:16:35

2010-12. So a while ago now you

1:16:37

could see people sort of shifting in

1:16:40

their seats as it kind of went

1:16:42

past, well I think my wife's calling,

1:16:44

hang on I might have to turn

1:16:46

that off, yeah she is calling. Just

1:16:49

like I mean this kid's a drop-off.

1:16:51

She's like, I mean this kid's a

1:16:53

drop-off. She can't say that you're on

1:16:56

the radio, possibly, yeah. She's clearly not

1:16:58

listing, you know, the rooms are quite

1:17:00

big now, but not everyone has seen

1:17:02

me see... swallow before they come because

1:17:05

I've seen me off other things and

1:17:07

you can see the same reaction you

1:17:09

can actually see it happening in the

1:17:11

room like even in the first 30

1:17:14

seconds they're like oh wow Oh, this

1:17:16

isn't Ted Lassett, is it? And so,

1:17:18

um... It's not wearing a track show.

1:17:21

It's a fun... He's not doing the

1:17:23

voice. It's a fun challenge. My notes,

1:17:25

it says here, the show pony, which

1:17:27

is the name of the tour. It

1:17:30

is. Tickets are available now. Go to

1:17:32

Nickmohamid live.com. Nickmohamid Live. Do you have

1:17:34

a nickmohamid.com from when you're not on

1:17:36

tour? No, I used to have that.

1:17:39

I used to have that. like back

1:17:41

in the day when it was like

1:17:43

you have to get a website yeah

1:17:45

and then I just was like I

1:17:48

just didn't know it worked and it

1:17:50

lapsed it says here show pony is

1:17:52

is payback for everyone who didn't come

1:17:55

to the last tour yes that's for

1:17:57

mr. that's mr. swallows press release he

1:17:59

put that together but yeah yeah Nick

1:18:01

Mohammed is starring in upcoming crime comedy

1:18:04

deep cover oh yeah with Bryce and

1:18:06

Orlando bright oh hello oh really well

1:18:08

I only say that is that all

1:18:10

you are now did some press last

1:18:13

night and you know yeah but it

1:18:15

is bright you know they're lovely Alice

1:18:17

Howard Ron Howard's daughter and Orlando Bloom.

1:18:19

I mean, it was that kind of

1:18:22

great thing. Like, I think crime comedies

1:18:24

are really difficult to do, because you

1:18:26

either sacrifice the action or you sacrifice

1:18:29

the comedy. And this, I think, just

1:18:31

really does that fine dance have been

1:18:33

properly thrilling with all the action stuff

1:18:35

and the stunts and things, but really

1:18:38

funny. And quite alternative comedy, actually, like

1:18:40

quite weird sometimes. Yeah. Got another question

1:18:42

for you, but it's not from me.

1:18:44

Who's it from? It's from somebody who

1:18:47

was on the show yesterday. I would

1:18:49

like to ask Nick Mohammed, is he

1:18:51

a fan of eggs? Good question. Thank

1:18:54

you. And I'd also like to know,

1:18:56

how, are his family, because he's got

1:18:58

lots of children now as well? That's

1:19:00

Ellie Taylor. Oh! But she's putting on

1:19:03

her posh radio advice. She is. Yeah.

1:19:05

Let's have poshes. I would like to

1:19:07

ask, ask, ask, ask. Oh, the leads

1:19:09

lad comes out. Ask. What's ask? Oh,

1:19:12

the pizza place. Okay, right. I'd call

1:19:14

the ask. Ask pizza. Yeah. Do you

1:19:16

like eggs? Not really. Okay, and how's

1:19:18

the family? Because you've got loads of

1:19:21

kids. Three kids, yeah, yeah. Ellie's eyes,

1:19:23

that's a lot of kids. It is,

1:19:25

yeah. Ellie's just got the one? Two,

1:19:28

two, two, okay, fine. Yeah, lovely Ellie,

1:19:30

who I also know from Ted Lasso.

1:19:32

That's why we got her to ask

1:19:34

you the question, you dummy. There wasn't

1:19:37

just a random weird thing. They are

1:19:39

teasing season four. I know, I know

1:19:41

what has come out in the press,

1:19:43

but I sort of, I think it's

1:19:46

fine to say that I did know

1:19:48

that before, so I know that it's

1:19:50

about Ted coming back and coaching the

1:19:52

women's football team. At Richmond? At Richmond?

1:19:55

Mm-hmm. That's, oh God, I hope I

1:19:57

know. That's definitely, he's definitely come out.

1:19:59

And you're definitely in it, that's been

1:20:02

announced. That's not been announced. It was

1:20:04

announced yesterday. So you can say that.

1:20:06

Don't even if I knew that for

1:20:08

definite I would not be here. Of

1:20:11

course I'd be here. But I don't...

1:20:13

Look, who knows what the story is

1:20:15

going to be. There's obviously going to

1:20:17

be a whole host of new characters

1:20:20

in it. So we will see. Well

1:20:22

listen, I'm delighted to call you for

1:20:24

this season 4. It's great that we're

1:20:26

going to get to see tonight the

1:20:29

Great again. Well, thank you for confirming

1:20:31

that. Thank you. Could you also confirm

1:20:33

the oasis lineup for when they reunite.

1:20:36

Who's on drums? Do you fancy it?

1:20:38

Do you fancy it? Yes, yes, for

1:20:40

nostalgic reasons, yes. I'm less edgy than

1:20:42

that though. I went to, the last

1:20:45

one I went to, I went to,

1:20:47

I went to, he was a keen

1:20:49

20 years. Oh, Keene great though. I

1:20:51

had dual keen. Keene, I'm brilliant to

1:20:54

be fair. So, just absolute, banger after

1:20:56

banger. Absolutely. We took our baby in

1:20:58

the carrier. Yeah, I mean, she didn't

1:21:01

fall asleep for ages, for ages, but

1:21:03

we, yeah. We bought her defenders defenders

1:21:05

and everything, her defenders and everything, and

1:21:07

everything. It's great. Oh, brilliant. So I

1:21:10

would like cafe at the end. Oasis?

1:21:12

Not much. Pain is literally, he is

1:21:14

in heaven. He's in dreamland. Nickmohamed live.com

1:21:16

is the website if you want to

1:21:19

go and see Mr Swallow on his

1:21:21

biggest tour yet. Thank you. And see

1:21:23

Nick mohamid soon in the fourth season

1:21:25

of Ted Lacer, which he just confirmed

1:21:28

now. You should stop with a radiator

1:21:30

thing, because she's going to get too

1:21:32

hot. Well, exactly. She's not attached. Chelsea's

1:21:35

the cheap holiday expert, right? That's a

1:21:37

full-time job now. I'll invest some money.

1:21:39

Yes. I'll give you two in a

1:21:41

quid. Well, that's a... That's a... Would

1:21:44

that'll... Would that help? How often? One

1:21:46

time only, yes. One two and fifty

1:21:48

pounds for Chelsea to make a video.

1:21:50

Okay. Where she has to... get on

1:21:53

a train from London to make it

1:21:55

nice and easy, Oxford, but she has

1:21:57

to carry the radiator that she's handcuffed

1:21:59

to me. Start the video like everybody

1:22:02

starts with this. Come with me as

1:22:04

I travel to from London to Oxford

1:22:06

on a train handkerf to a radiator.

1:22:08

Yes. It's always come with me. Yeah.

1:22:10

Come with us. It doesn't have to

1:22:13

be, it does have to be

1:22:15

a real radiator, we can get

1:22:17

one that looks a lot like

1:22:19

one so that it's lighter for

1:22:21

it to carry. Yeah. Because there

1:22:24

are people who travel with bulky

1:22:26

items so it's actually public. Pepper

1:22:28

and their friends. Yeah, exactly. I'm

1:22:31

going to pass on your generous

1:22:33

offer. All right, that's 250 cred.

1:22:36

350. Or maybe just even a

1:22:38

video of it. So it starts

1:22:40

with her sat on the floor,

1:22:43

attached to the radiator, phone rings,

1:22:45

and they go, oh, hi, do

1:22:47

you fancy a coffee at Maine

1:22:50

Oxford today? Oh yeah, I'm on

1:22:52

my way. And then she puts

1:22:55

the phone, then she picks up

1:22:57

the radiator and then that's the

1:22:59

video of her getting toxic, it'd

1:23:02

be brilliant. No, because we did

1:23:04

an ad for a company where

1:23:06

we're at an all-inclusive and the

1:23:09

first comment was, where's the radiator?

1:23:11

That's it, you see? Can't escape

1:23:14

it. You can't escape it, just

1:23:16

like Chelsea. On wheels. But who

1:23:18

would make them? The long... Portable. Oh

1:23:20

yeah, oh yeah, there's portable ones.

1:23:23

You need... Wait, I've got one.

1:23:25

You can get oil-based ones or

1:23:27

just electric ones. Yeah, that's true.

1:23:29

Does that mean... Granda's got one.

1:23:31

Let's have to get the ramp out

1:23:33

when Charles is getting off a train

1:23:35

and stuff. Yeah, be brilliant. That's

1:23:37

not, though. The kind of video we

1:23:39

want to make. Let me have a

1:23:42

look at the website. Cheep Holiday Expert

1:23:44

Expert Expert Expert Expert Expert. Boring. As

1:23:46

seen on ITV BBC, boring. There's a

1:23:48

picture of Chelsea looking beautiful on the

1:23:51

set of this morning. Boring. Newest articles.

1:23:53

Can you take a power bank on

1:23:55

a plane? Boring. Boring. Do you know

1:23:57

what? I want to click on. I

1:24:00

dragged a radiator onto a

1:24:02

train because I'm handcuffed to

1:24:04

it because my boyfriend has

1:24:06

kidnapped me. Huge! Huge! I'm

1:24:08

in! I'm in! I'm watching

1:24:10

that! You'll get a big

1:24:12

spike. Right, right. Stop me

1:24:14

when you're interested. Dom of

1:24:16

now. You ready? Now. The

1:24:19

best dog-friendly UK hotels for

1:24:21

every budget. the best hotels

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1:24:27

out if you've been handcuffed

1:24:29

to a radio. Yes. Thank

1:24:31

you. Thank you. Straight in.

1:24:33

The Chris Moyle Show podcast.

1:24:35

Bravely. Let's go to Graham.

1:24:37

He's on the line. Good

1:24:40

morning, Graham. Where are you?

1:24:42

I am in God's country.

1:24:44

Oh. For me is Cumbria.

1:24:46

Of course. Oh, it's one

1:24:48

of James, it's one of

1:24:50

your lot. That is, that

1:24:52

is God's country. That is

1:24:54

God's country, yeah. Wow. What's

1:24:56

your question, Graham? My question

1:24:59

is for James. And James,

1:25:01

I would like to know,

1:25:03

who was your favorite teacher

1:25:05

at school? Oh. Wow. I

1:25:07

did, Mrs. Paling was my

1:25:09

French teacher, who was very

1:25:11

Scottish, very lovely, and taught

1:25:13

me French with a Scottish

1:25:15

accent. Oh, bongé, bongé, bongé.

1:25:17

Do you know any teachers

1:25:20

from that, from Cumbria? I

1:25:22

know one in particular, my

1:25:24

sister, my sister, my sister,

1:25:26

my sister was Judith. Judith,

1:25:28

yeah. Judith, what would she

1:25:30

miss as a mess when

1:25:32

she was teaching? She would

1:25:34

have been Miss S for

1:25:36

James, I think. Miss S.

1:25:39

Miss S. Miss S. Not

1:25:41

one of your favorites then.

1:25:43

Oh, yeah. Went straight to

1:25:45

Paling, didn't we? Yeah. Misses.

1:25:47

No Miss, Miss, Miss, Miss,

1:25:49

S. From year four, Miss,

1:25:51

Miss, Miss Scrogham. That's right.

1:25:53

Oh! We didn't, we didn't

1:25:55

call a Judith, Judith. Yeah.

1:25:57

What was her name at

1:26:00

school, James? She taught me

1:26:02

Undo, I remember that. Control

1:26:04

Z. She said do it

1:26:06

quick before it forgets. Oh.

1:26:08

Tell me the most important

1:26:10

keystroke you could do. Yeah,

1:26:12

I learned that. Did you

1:26:14

have any teachers that taught

1:26:16

you any strokes? We did

1:26:18

actually. Yeah. Okay. Well thank

1:26:21

you Graham. Send out. That's

1:26:23

Graham. I hope she's good.

1:26:25

Miss Scrogam. Yes, she's doing

1:26:27

well. I was living in

1:26:29

Telford now. She's loving it.

1:26:31

I hope she's married now

1:26:33

and she's got rid of

1:26:35

that all for her name.

1:26:37

Oh, that just realized that

1:26:40

you have. Oh, yes, Graham

1:26:42

Scrogging. You're Graham Scrogging. I

1:26:44

am, yes. What a name.

1:26:46

That's a strong name, that

1:26:48

Gray. Mayor Scroggins. James, you

1:26:50

know, the mayor of Olveston.

1:26:52

I do. That's really good.

1:26:54

Yeah, obviously it's lovely. James,

1:26:56

compared to Whitehaven, anywhere is

1:26:58

lovely. No, stop it. Graham,

1:27:01

all the best love is

1:27:03

sister, thank you mate, good

1:27:05

luck with being there. Cheers

1:27:07

great guys. Thanks buddy, bye,

1:27:09

bye. Mr. Mayor. Right, let's

1:27:11

do another quick call. Dan

1:27:13

is on the line. Good

1:27:15

morning, Dan. I'm in Manchester,

1:27:17

God's country. Oh, another one.

1:27:20

I wouldn't say that for

1:27:22

that country. But, uh, what's

1:27:24

your question? And who's your

1:27:26

question too? Uh, questions for

1:27:28

Dom? Oh, yes. Hello, Dan.

1:27:30

If you could dress up

1:27:32

as one character for sexy

1:27:34

time, what would it be?

1:27:36

For sexy time, was that

1:27:38

then? Yes, it was. Yeah.

1:27:41

Do you know what, Dan?

1:27:43

I've always had a thought

1:27:45

about Hagrid from Harry Potter.

1:27:47

Very hairy. What do you

1:27:49

say? What do you think?

1:27:51

Are you inviting them in

1:27:53

on this? No, no. I'm

1:27:55

buying you on it. He

1:27:57

could be your Harry Potter.

1:27:59

He's a big man. Thank

1:28:02

you Dan. He's a big

1:28:04

man. He's a big man.

1:28:06

I like the cut of

1:28:08

his jib. I like, you

1:28:10

know what I mean? He

1:28:12

kind of... The West Country

1:28:14

Accent. He pulls it off,

1:28:16

I think. Well. What he's

1:28:18

wearing really well. There you

1:28:21

go. Cheers Dan. Thank you.

1:28:23

Where are you Lorraine? Well

1:28:25

I could say God's country

1:28:27

but I'm in London at

1:28:29

the moment. Yeah. Okay. That

1:28:31

can be God's country. Sadiq's

1:28:33

country? Yeah exactly. Bless your

1:28:35

city in London where it's

1:28:37

a different mayor. What's your

1:28:39

question Lorraine? My question is

1:28:42

what was your go-to dinner

1:28:44

as a child that you

1:28:46

would love like on the

1:28:48

way home from school you

1:28:50

would look forward to? And

1:28:52

why? What great question. Birdside

1:28:54

chicken pie. Birdside chicken pie,

1:28:56

chicken pie. Was it? Yeah,

1:28:58

I love a birdside chicken

1:29:01

pie. I just like finned

1:29:03

as crispy pancakes. Do you

1:29:05

remember those? Yeah, with the

1:29:07

filling, the meat and the

1:29:09

taste. We never had those.

1:29:11

We can afford those. Oh,

1:29:13

they were lovely. I used

1:29:15

to have those. Was it

1:29:17

chicken and mushroom? Oh, yeah,

1:29:19

the meaty one. Oh, they

1:29:22

were, oh, they were great.

1:29:24

Do you know, on the

1:29:26

same vein, I liked the

1:29:28

Bernard Matthews, you know those?

1:29:30

Mini Kievs, they used to

1:29:32

have the creamy garlic middle.

1:29:34

Oh, mini ones. Someone was

1:29:36

doing well, with mini ones.

1:29:38

They did mini ones, but

1:29:40

if mum put them in

1:29:43

the oven too hot, then

1:29:45

all the middle have come

1:29:47

out and you just get

1:29:49

these kind of crispy, or

1:29:51

something, grass from the mat

1:29:53

garden. Micra chips, I thought

1:29:55

about them. Quickity quick! Yeah!

1:29:57

That was exciting! I love

1:29:59

microchips, cooking your own chips!

1:30:02

Unbelievable in the microwave! Oh!

1:30:04

Did you like the French

1:30:06

fries or the Kinkley cut

1:30:08

one? cut ones please. They

1:30:10

were fun to eat. Fun

1:30:12

in your mouth Lorraine. They

1:30:14

were good. Can I just

1:30:16

say that my husband Matt

1:30:18

is a pilot and if

1:30:20

James wanted to have a

1:30:23

flying lesson with him he'd

1:30:25

be really up for it.

1:30:27

You could do the wind

1:30:29

walk thing couldn't you on

1:30:31

his plan? I did it.

1:30:33

If you did it, wow

1:30:35

have you? Is it terrifying?

1:30:37

Yeah. No. It was really,

1:30:39

it was weird actually. I

1:30:41

dropped him off he has

1:30:44

to update his licenses licenses.

1:30:46

This was last August and

1:30:48

I said to him I'll

1:30:50

drop you off and then

1:30:52

I'll head to the butcher's

1:30:54

and when long story short

1:30:56

when he came out I

1:30:58

was strapped to the top

1:31:00

of a plane. It was

1:31:03

actually the plane's now at

1:31:05

Duxford flying and it's called

1:31:07

Ethel Dares and it's absolutely

1:31:09

amazing the pilot used to

1:31:11

fly in the utterly badly.

1:31:13

So just to kind of

1:31:15

like make things awkward for

1:31:17

us. Thank you. Thanks. So

1:31:19

just to kind of like

1:31:21

make things awkward. Thank you,

1:31:24

Lorraine. Nice one. Have a

1:31:26

lovely day guys. So just

1:31:28

to kind of like make

1:31:30

things awkward for us and

1:31:32

you. We're going to do

1:31:34

some revelations because we've told

1:31:36

a lot of stories on

1:31:38

the radio every so often.

1:31:40

One of us says something

1:31:43

and we go, I didn't

1:31:45

know that. Yeah, I told

1:31:47

you that. No, you haven't.

1:31:49

But we've been on the

1:31:51

radio for a long time

1:31:53

now. So are the things

1:31:55

that you don't know about

1:31:57

us? We will spin the

1:31:59

randomizer, it's just a sound

1:32:01

effect button, and that will

1:32:04

name somebody on the team,

1:32:06

and then we don't know.

1:32:08

that the listeners don't know

1:32:10

that hopefully they'll be interested

1:32:12

in they are excited certainly

1:32:14

have a reaction as we

1:32:16

do the Christmas show team

1:32:18

revelations. If you're doing air-fix

1:32:20

models as well, Pipa. If

1:32:22

you're doing air-fix models as

1:32:25

well, Pip, it's nothing to

1:32:27

be embarrassed about. Come

1:32:29

on. So... Do a

1:32:32

funny face or something

1:32:34

James just like make

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