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bump bump bump bump bump bump

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ten more days to Halloween Halloween.

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Ten more days to Halloween. Comedy

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button. Oh, that works. I'll give you that. That's

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fine. Wow. Yeah. Which okay. Who's who's

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No. No. You're not. I'm your host, Ryan and

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Scott. With me, Welcome to

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the comedy button. It's Brian Altono and Max

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Colvin. I'll take it tonight. Yeah. This is a a

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skeleton crew. There's three of us. It's a skeleton

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crew, a pump crew in a witch crew? Which one is which? Were

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those three little fuckers from Halloween three the season

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of the witch? I'll I'll be skeleton.

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I'll be green witch. Oh, what the No. No. I

0:33

don't want Mac Max Max's skeleton.

0:35

He's he's the closest to being, like, that

0:37

twelve foot Home Depot skeleton. That's the

0:39

best thing you've ever said about me, Ryan. Thank you.

0:43

I I think I saw about it, but I got down the street from

0:45

me, put one of those on his roof, and it's just sitting there,

0:47

and looks awesome. Like, it's just I wanna

0:49

get one of the It's like it's sitting at the

0:51

top of the roof and his legs are just kind of

0:53

like It's not even hanging off. You

0:56

sit on with this, like, last time we did this dumb show.

0:58

I think so. Yeah. I was because this you gotta

1:00

talk about the the Home Depot's skeleton I

1:02

like skeleton. I saw a new story

1:04

with skeleton watch twenty twenty two. Somebody

1:07

somebody caught on camera, somebody stealing

1:09

one of those out of somebody's yard. think

1:11

if you steal one of those, you you get to

1:13

keep it because that's impressive. I think I'm

1:15

just gonna be I'm I think I'm just gonna do, like, skeleton

1:18

jamas for Halloween. That's how that's how

1:20

rock bottom energy I have. There are years

1:22

in a year in a year in a year in a year in a year in a year

1:24

ago. COBRA Kai. No. I I was

1:26

looking at that, actually. and I was like, I don't even wanna

1:28

do the makeup because it's like, I'm gonna throw I'm

1:30

gonna throw Halloween party for a bunch of toddlers

1:32

and, like, that'll scare us through that of them. Right? So

1:35

I don't know. Maybe. And

1:38

so

1:40

I'm the pumpkin because that's what I turned into

1:42

if I'm out after midnight. Mhmm. And

1:45

then you're the witch by process of

1:47

elimination. I will say that there's been a crime

1:49

some some some now. The filthy

1:52

witch there. I'm filthy wrap bastard who's already

1:54

stuck into the fun sized snickerbags

1:56

in his house who would do such a thing

1:59

to this guy. who

2:02

is it? Who could it be? I

2:04

had one of those days. I don't know. It was

2:06

yesterday. No. Was it it was it today,

2:08

Monday? Right. It was just that you are doing

2:10

something in front of me for eating gummy bear. No. I went

2:12

downstairs in the middle of my work day, and I, like,

2:14

I I work from home a lot, and I go into the

2:16

office here and there. I went down stares on

2:19

on Monday. And both places are bad because, like,

2:21

our office now has, like, tons of free snacks

2:23

and that, like, the healthy ones go away in,

2:25

like, the first day, they don't order new ones.

2:27

and then the ones that sit there for a while are just, like, just

2:29

candy bars and and chips and stuff

2:31

like that. And so I go down there in in

2:33

my kitchen and I remember that, like,

2:37

I took I took the like, I got a

2:39

bunch of Halloween left it in bags in

2:41

the garage, but our garage gets really, like,

2:43

really hot on cows. Yeah. And

2:45

so California's been out of, like, California

2:47

has this weird fucking whimper at or

2:49

at least North Bay. Right? Where we are

2:51

or, like, the Bay Area in general. around

2:54

October every single year where it just has

2:56

this one last hurrah of, like, summer.

2:58

I think you well, you're supposed

3:00

to, but also not supposed call that Indian summer.

3:02

I think in this area, that's just the Indian summer.

3:04

Mhmm. Like, it's just this fucking surprise

3:06

DLC of like Yeah. That's exactly what

3:09

it is. Women show up in some dresses and you're like,

3:11

I I don't know. Like, this I'm

3:13

all fucking sweaty. I hate it. Mhmm. I

3:15

don't like it one. It's like it's October

3:17

and there's like skeletons and pumpkins everywhere

3:19

and it's just like price eighty degrees.

3:21

It is And, like, yeah. No. it's

3:23

the Bay Area version of Shane Los

3:25

Angeles Christmas. Yes. We were like,

3:27

oh, it's spooky Halloween time, the leaves are brown,

3:29

and then it just gets hot as fuck. And you're like,

3:31

what are you I'm I'm like mad at the holiday.

3:34

But I'm like, I think you're listening to the show

3:36

and like, you don't you don't live in California,

3:38

you probably think it's it's like this across

3:40

the whole state all year. And, like,

3:42

it's really not. Like, where we live is,

3:44

like, we get a little bit of

3:46

Seattle and a little bit of Portland, you know?

3:48

Like, we get -- Mhmm. -- we get some fog and

3:50

we get some smoke. Well, there's the

3:52

the most tired fucking quote about this area

3:55

is the coldest summer or the what is it?

3:57

The coldest winter I ever had was a summer in San

3:59

Francisco. Mhmm. And I feel like the follow-up to that

4:01

is the the most confusing October

4:03

I ever had was the skeleton time

4:06

in the feast day or what? Yeah. Exactly.

4:09

So I took I took the kenny out of the

4:11

garage and then put it in the pantry

4:13

and that's I take the garage out of No.

4:15

You can't take the kid out of the kid out of the

4:17

kitchen. And

4:20

I I went downstairs for, like, a snack

4:22

And I realized, like, I only have just, like, extremely

4:25

healthy snacks and extremely

4:27

unhealthy snacks. There's nothing that there's no split the

4:29

difference there. Like, I'll have, like, kale or

4:31

is it snicker. Yeah. It's, like, raw

4:33

unsalted nuts, and I'm, like,

4:35

okay, or, like, does chop's beef

4:37

jerky sticks where they're just, like, it's made

4:39

of wood and cow lab. I know it's the ones

4:41

where it has, like, a has, like, a picture of,

4:43

like, an eighteen nineties,

4:45

like, illustration -- No.

4:47

-- and all on it. It looks like Michael FastBenders

4:49

drawings from Alien's covenant or

4:51

whatever? Those are so weird because it's all different

4:53

drawings of of

4:55

animals. But, like, they do like I

4:57

know I know what you're talking about, Max. What are the

4:59

name of those? Epic?

5:02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Epic bars are like

5:04

Epic jerky bags. But they I want

5:07

them to start drawing,

5:09

like, what the animal would like, it it's obviously like

5:11

a mix of different things, but I want them to draw what that

5:13

animal would be if it was like all of the combinations

5:15

of meats. If you if you resurrected

5:17

it from that from that job from that bar

5:19

and it's like, oh, it's a mixture of trout,

5:21

and pigpeckers and also

5:24

bird wings and it was I think

5:26

they do promise that it is only one animal,

5:28

but I also think it's kind of like those,

5:30

like, pet cremation services? Or No.

5:32

Totally. There's it's just a a bag.

5:34

It's just like -- Yeah. -- there's a little bit of fish, a

5:36

little bit of country, a little rock and roll, you know. Like,

5:38

there's a venison in there. Yeah. don't

5:40

know where they're getting venison from. They're not No. It's like what

5:42

I see. Like, this, you know, this this food

5:44

product was prepared in a factory that

5:46

also deals with tree nuts and occasionally

5:48

pig cocks So there might be

5:50

no big pieces in there. Yeah. Like,

5:52

the the peanut m and m went streaking

5:54

through the plain factory last night. rub

5:57

this little yellow head on everything. It

5:59

was horrible. You

5:59

need to spell more than no

6:02

more than three percent rat

6:04

entered. Yeah. Well,

6:05

long story short, I go downstairs and I'm like,

6:07

I'm hungry. I need to, like, stress eat

6:09

an afternoon snack. And I'm like, don't eat, like, a

6:11

a handful of raw nuts? or I

6:13

do do I nuts that have passed

6:15

through a snickers bar. And

6:18

so I just grabbed three front size snickers, and I was

6:20

like, it's Halloween time motherfuckers. We're

6:22

here. I had a nerd trope

6:24

on a weekday as a thirty five

6:26

year old. You had a nerd trope

6:28

like the reason. I bought so I was

6:30

at I was at

6:32

the Michael's craft store, like,

6:34

buying, like, skeleton paint or some shit. And

6:36

then I I know that Kristen said that she, like,

6:38

birds or hopes. And so I was like, I'll get one for

6:40

Kristen. and also one for me max

6:42

because I wanna eat one. And then I'm

6:44

I'm amazed at how, like, my my self

6:46

control was able to, like, not eat that for a while, and

6:48

then I and I ate it. But it was longer

6:50

those? Oh, no. What

6:52

what do you what do you call that shrink shrink inflation?

6:55

Oh, neural throat's got small. Oh, yeah.

6:57

Or or else that's just a different skew for the I

6:59

don't know. I remember them being again, the

7:02

last time I ate them, I was I was definitely

7:04

larger sideways, but shorter in the

7:06

other way. And and younger in

7:08

general, but like Do you know what they did to do that?

7:10

They they dipped them in a cold pool.

7:16

I heard if you put a nursery open the freezer, you

7:18

can shatter it like AT1 thousand.

7:22

No. It was it was great. Apparently, it's only ninety

7:25

calories to eat that string of

7:27

hot sugar wrapped in harder sugars.

7:29

Really? Are you are you are you sure that the

7:31

thing's not like per serving,

7:33

servings per container, per

7:35

per rope eight. I wanna find a

7:37

little goalpost moving bureaucrats who keep

7:39

putting those disappointing like fact sheets the

7:41

back of the nutrition where it's like there's the

7:43

two tier nutrition fact and it's like,

7:46

saying, here's the serving size for

7:48

the serving and here's the serving for the

7:50

whole bag. And it's like, well, what do you think I'm gonna

7:52

eat? What it what's the point? Why would you Do

7:54

you wanna explain to the people what a

7:56

nerd's rope is? in case I

7:58

don't know. A nerd's rope is

8:01

just the worst. It's like a long horse.

8:03

So you know the nerd the nerds rope really is.

8:05

Tell you about those nerd rope. Yeah.

8:09

Well, it's Also known as GeekCom. Yeah.

8:14

You know, it's this watery thing that comes

8:16

out of a flight system. Usually,

8:18

in a subscription box. Usually,

8:20

shortly after somebody closes eighteen

8:22

tabs of Overwatch porno or whatever.

8:24

I don't know. No.

8:26

It's it's like I don't actually know what the what the

8:28

substance in the middle is. Over over watch

8:30

two, cut it to seventeen tabs max. But

8:33

go ahead. Oh, god. That's good. That's

8:35

funny. Fucking hell. Good one.

8:37

Okay. I'd actually

8:39

love to see the numbers. I'm like Overwatch porn

8:41

you since Overwatch two. And it's

8:44

did, like, they did a bunch of people make, like, a bunch

8:46

of new Overwatch porn. It's, like, disappointing and

8:48

they just went and saved over the existing overall. I

8:50

don't anyway. Okay. It's probably approximately

8:53

sixteen point seven percent less. Oh, boy. I

8:55

don't know what the center

8:57

of a nerd's rope is. It's like some kind of

8:59

jelly. It's not fruit snack and

9:01

it's not gummy. It's not conventional gummy.

9:03

It's like something squishier. But that is

9:05

your mom. It's cup fuck you.

9:07

It's covered in it's covered in nerds.

9:09

The little little rocky candies, but

9:12

It's covered

9:14

in your experience. I don't know.

9:17

It's like if it

9:19

it it is the closest thing a

9:21

candy is short of those coconut

9:23

things to, like, something being tarred and feathered?

9:26

Is yeah. Have they it's

9:28

it's like, If you take

9:30

those cow tails, but like fruit.

9:32

Right? Hey, man. Don't don't

9:34

confront those. Okay. We've I think

9:36

we've talked about this. Those cow tails that

9:38

are, like, gets his cow tail. You

9:40

know what I mean? They're like, it's

9:42

like a caramel tube full of, like, wet

9:44

sugar cream powder or something.

9:46

It's not great. That's a weird

9:48

description of it. How it tails.

9:50

Mhmm. The word that I've done

9:52

is wonder

9:55

if they tried to do that as a theme song and just got

9:57

cease and desisted from orbit. Like, is

9:59

the official website nerd's county

10:01

dot com slash nerd's rope says

10:05

nerds or Rainbow nerds

10:07

on a chewy fruity string. They

10:09

don't actually a

10:11

tasty rope. I was promised to

10:13

rope. This is a string. It

10:15

can't be so tasty. There aren't even No.

10:17

No. We're making news out of this. Yeah.

10:19

So is the official description. Rainbow nerds on

10:21

a chewy fruity string, those sweet little

10:23

sparks altogether they swing.

10:25

A tasty rope packed with crunchy

10:27

sweet nerds a candy so

10:29

tasty, there aren't even words. Fuck

10:31

you for making that rhyme. Yeah. Right? They

10:33

did that right. Where are they trying to sell this to?

10:35

Who likes rhymes in this in

10:37

this age? who wants to hear that

10:39

shit? It doesn't even need words?

10:42

No. But they use tons lots

10:44

of them that of their I think that

10:46

dude wrote that and he just, like, left his computer on

10:48

and walked out the door and left for

10:50

the week. And that's the

10:52

end of that chapter. Max, which flavor did you

10:54

have? Did you have rainbow rope, very, very, or

10:56

tropical rope?

10:58

I think it was rainbow

11:00

rope. You ever done some

11:02

tropical rinds? Never. Not

11:05

for a few years, but I've I've, you know I've

11:08

spent some webs in Cancun.

11:10

I've been in the rainbow rope is rainbow

11:12

rope is for experts. You

11:15

gotta start with a different Damn

11:17

it. Man.

11:20

This is definitely the most a bunch of adult

11:22

men have talked about these candies specifically.

11:24

I don't even wanna say the name of the candies, his

11:26

first name. Have you ever done a Hawaiian bun?

11:29

This is so

11:33

bad. So we can't we actually haven't figured out

11:35

what's in the middle of

11:36

the nerds wrote.

11:37

Rope. Ninety calories, you're right.

11:40

Dextrose, sugar, corn syrup, gelatin.

11:42

Yeah. I guess it's gelatin. Yeah. It's it's

11:44

it's it's it's hemp, Brian.

11:46

It's a weird That would be really

11:48

funny if one out of five Neurocrine's title.

11:50

It's much more sustainable than it happened.

11:52

It's less controversial.

11:55

I don't know.

11:57

It's the it's the the candy

11:59

equivalent of

11:59

if you took a extension cord and dipped

12:02

it in roofing tar and then drag it

12:04

to the gravel driveway. Like, it's just

12:06

I don't know.

12:06

It's a strange

12:09

candy. I like it. I like it because if the form

12:11

factor is unlike any other candy.

12:13

there's nothing

12:13

else. There's no there's no other candy ropes.

12:16

Like, there's twizzlers, which are there's not like

12:18

a structure there. It's just a tube. You know?

12:20

This is weird. When you click

12:22

on, like, nerd to when you click on

12:24

meet the nerds, you get a a listing

12:26

of, like, the people who tell like,

12:28

created this stuff. The

12:30

inventor of nerds was a guy named John

12:33

Walker who is also the

12:35

US agent from the MCU

12:38

And I

12:41

think, like, a guy, a

12:43

a United States Navy

12:46

chief who spent life

12:48

in president I'm, like, eighty percent sure that

12:50

John Walker is the name of a serial killer who wasn't

12:53

successful enough at murdering people to get a

12:55

Netflix show. So Yeah.

12:56

You

12:57

ever use his middle name? You

13:00

ever, like, you ever Google, like, celebrity

13:02

birthdays today? And you

13:04

see a bunch of beautiful picture people.

13:06

in pictures, and then there's just one blurry guy.

13:08

And you're like, that's the killer. This

13:10

is me. He killed.

13:13

every time there's just there's just like one guy

13:15

with just he needs to get the the worst glasses on

13:17

him. He's just like, oh, I mean, he's just he's

13:20

in, like, you know, he looks like he

13:22

got printed on the Game Boy printer, and

13:24

he's he's next to, like,

13:26

Reese Witherspoon and Summer

13:28

Sanders. Like,

13:31

that guy that guy killed

13:33

for sure. I don't wanna

13:35

say I think about this a lot, but I am

13:37

curious about I would I would watch a documentary.

13:39

not a series, but like a short documentary about

13:42

celebrities

13:42

whose birthday is nine eleven.

13:45

And

13:45

how they because, like, if I

13:47

don't know. I feel like if you're a celebrity, you wanna have birthdays, you

13:49

wanna be like, oh, it's my birthday. And, like,

13:51

obviously, there's always that thing where, like, you

13:53

know, shitty, like, gossip blogs or,

13:55

like, today's Sean

13:57

Penn's birthday. He didn't respond for comment

13:59

because he hates us, but, like,

14:01

it's Kiana Reeves' birthday. Here's our top

14:03

fifteen Kiana Reeves' movies. You

14:05

can't do that if your birthday's on nine eleven. Who's

14:08

let's let's let's see who's Why

14:11

are we gonna do that? While you tee that up,

14:13

Brian, you mentioned Hamp in the middle of an

14:15

earthworm, and I found a website. It's

14:17

called PJ Bold. And

14:19

they sell they sell stuff for people

14:21

to make a marijuana edibles

14:23

and they sell a nerd candy rope

14:25

gummy mold. So you can make your

14:27

own nerd rope at home using

14:29

nerds and I guess weed. Okay?

14:32

And -- Sounds good. -- the stock photo.

14:35

We people would invent it. They have a stock

14:37

photo of, like, an attractive woman standing

14:39

in a regular kitchen that's

14:41

mostly empty. It looks like her her husband,

14:43

like, just left or her boyfriend was like, I'm

14:45

leaving. That's it. I'm taking everything. And

14:47

then they photoshopped a bunch of birds

14:49

roams. on the table in front of

14:51

her to make it look like she worked on

14:53

them. That's why her husband left her. Mhmm.

14:55

It's not those nerd ropes. It's

14:57

weird. So I got a I

14:59

got some info back heard

15:01

back from the website about the

15:03

celebrity nowadays. Really not

15:05

that many like Harry Connick

15:07

Junior. Right. And Luna

15:09

Chris, probably the most notable

15:11

movie. You know what? That

15:13

sucks for him because he's such a

15:15

big That's fine.

15:18

Composer is generous for

15:19

Moby? Sure

15:21

he is. I'd watch a

15:23

documentary about when that dude got net net

15:25

net tattoos because

15:27

Yeah. That was weird. He showed up at

15:29

that one point nine nine documentary and

15:31

suddenly had tattoos. And I'm like, I wanna know

15:33

more about that. I don't know about Woodstock to a

15:35

certain degree. Fuckin' what's going on there. The

15:37

ludicrous thing sucks because you know that there was a

15:39

couple of years where he had to be kind of

15:41

muted. about about

15:43

celebrating his birthday. That's what I'm saying.

15:45

Like, I'm not I'm, you know, I'm not sympathetic. Like,

15:47

I'm not like, oh, poor ludicrous. He has

15:49

he can't be loud about his birthday on nine

15:52

eleven because it's disrespectful. Brian

15:54

DiPalma, you

15:55

fucking know that that dude was like, he hated his

15:58

birthday already, and he was like, thank fucking God, I have

15:59

an excuse not to do anything. Like,

16:02

he's probably fine. I don't know.

16:05

Yeah. What about the people, you know,

16:08

who were born on that

16:10

day? who are who

16:12

you know? Oh, no. I've I've not a handful of

16:14

them. Like, they Who they they just turned

16:16

twenty one? Why are you hanging around with people there? Was

16:18

it Sean Finnegan who used to work

16:20

with? whose birthday it was. Yeah. He he wasn't

16:22

born on September.

16:25

Not on that actual day. No. I I mean

16:27

I I mean that's Oh, those actual day, like

16:29

like September eleven. two thousand and

16:31

one Two thousand. I believe I didn't know. born

16:33

then. I, like, I don't know. III

16:35

did I did not check the news when my

16:37

kid was born. that day. I think that

16:39

was No. Did you? Yeah. There was a

16:41

sign apparent that was the day when

16:43

Avatar's theatrical re release

16:45

overtook Avengers: Endgame, and it became the number

16:47

one film again. Oh, and that's when

16:49

you knew There is There was probably

16:52

also troubleshooting. Okay.

16:55

Max. God, you said that loud.

16:57

You know? Yeah. There was a Yeah.

16:59

I mean, that doesn't that's that doesn't narrow it

17:02

down much. you know When when was this? How long ago was this?

17:04

Like a doc's my kid. I mean, I mean, what

17:06

year? What year? Twenty

17:08

twenty twenty one.

17:11

last year what year is it? I don't know. Okay. I

17:13

don't twenty twenty two, I think. Last year,

17:15

the other one. Not this one. No. The

17:17

four one.

17:18

Crave. Alright. I don't know. I mean,

17:20

I think that I think that kids who were born

17:22

on on nine eleven proper

17:25

are

17:25

probably detached enough from that that they're just like, oh, that's sort of

17:27

weird. Anyway, who wants to vape at

17:30

my TikTok party or what I don't know

17:32

what they'd It's weird. It

17:34

it feels like you're when you travel,

17:36

it's like you fly with your kid,

17:38

it they have, like, the

17:40

Some of the airplane websites have, like,

17:42

the scroll thing where you go

17:44

to your age, you know, and you're just,

17:47

like, going

17:49

decades to when you were born. And

17:51

then you you booked the ticket for your kid and you

17:53

just go, like, click. You

17:55

go, like, one little That

17:57

is that's a that's a It feels fake. That's a

17:59

part of aging

17:59

that I don't think anyone's really

18:02

talked about, but, like, I don't know. I remember

18:04

when we started we started using the Internet.

18:06

Like, yeah. that

18:07

was a you didn't have to scroll down as far. And now you

18:09

can Now we have to go down to the bottom. Well,

18:11

you didn't have to scroll down as far if

18:13

you wanna Yeah. I don't know.

18:16

always I always like to role play as the guy

18:18

who signed up for porn forums

18:20

who, as far as I know, was in

18:22

the civil war. Yeah. Or World

18:24

War one. He was But you guys think

18:27

that anybody ever when they're doing what

18:29

you said and putting their birthday in for, like,

18:31

a plane ticket, you ever think they just mindedly

18:34

accidentally or just, like, January first

18:36

nineteen hundred? No. I did that. I didn't

18:38

have the call to plane and it's

18:40

not look after a long Yes.

18:42

John Doe is my real name. I

18:44

swear it was very common at

18:46

tone of the century to name the child after of

18:48

woman deer. After a

18:50

long fruitless day of

18:53

gold panning First thing I like

18:55

to do is be nasty. Just

19:01

like this guy that's just been

19:03

fucking, like, he's been in this two

19:05

inch river for for time. You just

19:07

fucking know that there's, like, there's somebody

19:09

out there. who was, like, a

19:11

hundred years old and was using the

19:13

Internet to look at porno. Yeah. And

19:15

anybody filled out that shit out. And he told the truth,

19:17

he went out of his really. Yeah. I

19:19

don't

19:19

know. That would I would love to see

19:22

I'd like to I'd like a deep dive on that.

19:24

I wanna crack the browser's servers and

19:26

find their oldest user who's still alive.

19:28

Yeah.

19:28

Like, if there's a way finding that out of

19:31

knowing

19:31

one of the survivors of

19:32

the Hindenburg explosion. Luvs

19:39

pornhub, leaves comments on a lot of videos.

19:41

Time to have a different type of ended murder

19:43

explosion, if you know what I'm

19:45

saying. oh

19:50

Oh, Jesus. Well,

19:53

that was that

19:53

was fun. An early Internet was just, like,

19:55

being, like, yeah, I'm a

19:58

sixty eight. How's

20:00

it going? I mean, early Internet, when

20:02

was that even? Nobody cared back then. You

20:04

didn't you didn't click like, okay. I

20:06

promise I'm of age or whatever. Right?

20:08

Everything was just like I mean, it's just early. I

20:10

mean, I said it's your county. I mean, you know, I

20:12

don't know twenty years ago or whatever. I think

20:14

yeah. I you're no. You're right, Ryan. Like, when it first

20:16

started, it would just be like, are you

20:18

sure? And if you clicked and you said, yeah. It would

20:20

bring you to disney dot com to remember.

20:23

Right. Right. I do. It

20:25

was to, like, sign up for shit. I think Yeah.

20:27

Yeah. I don't

20:28

I don't know. I I think I I,

20:30

like, was on don't like, signed up

20:32

for some it wasn't like a

20:34

paid porn side. It was some shit where you could, like, track

20:36

your favorite bookmarks or what I it was I don't

20:38

know I don't know why I did that. I think it was

20:41

just, like, this this is a good way to have perverts

20:43

have my personal information or whatever. But

20:45

I I lied I lied on it, and I would sign it

20:47

occasionally. I would go there with my birthday. It

20:49

would be like, Happy birthday. Hope you enjoyed being

20:52

twenty seven, and I'm like, I am not

20:54

that old. That's not my

20:56

birthday. Oh, man.

21:00

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Did they did they

21:02

have that smoking skull, yes?

21:04

I

21:04

wish.

21:06

Or that that was everywhere.

21:09

Oh, yeah. The the thing where porn

21:11

sites would kick you to to, like,

21:13

nickelodeon dot com or Disney dot com was a

21:15

funniest thing to me because I know that, like, some

21:17

webmaster was looking at referral traffic and

21:19

be like, is weird. We're

21:21

getting a lot. We're getting a

21:23

lot of people who come here. What if anybody was

21:25

figured out that, like, you can get, you know,

21:27

Amazon referral links If you're

21:29

like, are you eighteen and you click no, and it just takes

21:31

you to, like, the Amazon page for the bible. And

21:33

if you buy anything else, it's just, like, it's

21:35

ten cents off of your purchases. and

21:38

come to our

21:40

Amazon Associate's Hub. It

21:43

is weird that the the bible

21:45

is open source. Right? sort of, like, there's

21:47

if you go to Amazon, you type in the Bible,

21:49

like, there's no is there, like, a

21:51

the number one bible company?

21:54

Like, it's not like, have you no. Have you seen that thing where, like, they're

21:56

definitely people who publish, like, it's

21:58

like the the bible for

22:00

Pat and Oswald fans or, like, the teen wolf buy Right. But

22:02

it's like weird bootleg shit where they they get like a

22:05

getty image and then they put it on the

22:07

front of Like, they I don't know. They

22:09

basically boot like a Bible. Do you still think, like, Pat

22:11

and Oswald tweeted this out where

22:13

there were there's a bunch

22:14

of, like, bootleg

22:16

notebooks on Amazon that somebody's selling where

22:18

it's like it has

22:19

like a picture of him on the front and it's like, I

22:21

love Pat and Oswald and they tweeted Like,

22:23

are you gonna report this? And he's like fuck no. This

22:25

is great. He's like, I don't

22:27

he's like, I don't give a shit. This is funny that people

22:29

are using pictures of me to sell blank

22:32

notebooks. That's so weird. There's a whole thing on

22:34

there of I mean, I guess, you can,

22:36

you know,

22:36

you can upload anything and you can sell

22:39

you know, you can like upload your manuscript and sell

22:41

your your great work or you

22:44

can write

22:44

a title page and

22:47

upload a cover image and sell a

22:49

blank notebook. And so there's

22:50

all these books that are like

22:52

unofficial anime

22:55

artists, art book for drawing anime people.

22:57

Wow. And it's got like the world's worst, you

23:00

know, not

23:00

even anime fan art. It's like somebody's

23:03

mom was like, I'm gonna make a living off of

23:05

these these fucking kids. And

23:07

there's

23:07

I wonder how well that works. I mean, it's

23:09

it's somebody buys it, you know. It's like Mhmm.

23:12

I don't know. There's I we should we should put up

23:14

more shit on there on that bad

23:16

website. Yeah. What a like, I imagine there's one

23:18

company that sells the most bibles. Right?

23:20

Like, it's the the company that you think that like

23:22

like Gideon, whatever.

23:24

The guys that leave them in the hotel. Gilly

23:27

Ads. Those guys are, like, those guys are, like,

23:29

one step ahead of the act the leading bible company

23:31

because they keep going around, giving it up free.

23:33

Heiden it in Georgia instead. god, guys,

23:35

LLC. Yeah. Well, I mean, I

23:37

guess the hotels are buying

23:39

them. Actually, I can't remember the

23:41

last time I've seen a hotel in the bible

23:43

or Don't even for free. It's not

23:45

the whole thing. Like, they're Really, the one was not Actually,

23:47

there's famously there's there's no hotels the

23:49

bible, there is, however, a manger full of farm

23:51

animals. That's the first. Yeah. It's the next

23:53

best thing. No room at the No room at the

23:56

day. they added you said the

23:58

vibles open source, so I'm gonna add

24:00

a Marriott to it in

24:02

the next version. mean, you could you know,

24:04

somebody put out, like, the, like, the LEGO Bible.

24:07

There's, like I'm sure there's but, really,

24:09

the one was the last time you guys stayed at a hotel that had a

24:11

Bible on it. I mean, do you

24:13

check? Are you, like, the time to go looking

24:15

for bibles? Most of the ones I I They don't

24:17

even have the fucking drawers next to

24:19

the beds anymore. I think they're in

24:21

the desk. And I don't really go over there that

24:23

much to the desk. No.

24:25

You know, not doing that much work at the

24:28

hotel. Not really. No. I don't

24:30

know. No. But since the beginning of the week, I was

24:32

checking out checking work every now and then, but I

24:34

don't I don't most of them don't even have, like,

24:36

a dust drawer. That's where I put my cold

24:38

cuts buffet. Just spread

24:41

my meats out. Don't really go in the drawer too much

24:43

unless I need to put extra meats down

24:45

there. Sometimes there's a Bible You

24:47

gotta check for listening devices, Brian. I think I

24:49

stayed at the hotel that had other shit besides like,

24:51

I I wanna say that I have to talk about

24:54

hotel. Not the it wasn't the Quran. It was

24:56

like I think it had some, like,

24:58

some Buddhist book, like, something like the

25:00

tau of piglet or whatever. Something like that.

25:03

It was, like, there's some some, like, fucking up

25:05

and comer one of big giddings was, like, we have

25:07

a book too. We can put in hotels in a second. I

25:10

don't know. I feel like you kinda maybe spend that money

25:11

doing something else? I don't,

25:14

like, I

25:14

don't I don't I don't wanna read anything in

25:16

a hotel except for, like, anything I brought that I

25:18

wanna read. You know? Like,

25:20

don't I don't know if you forgot what if you forgot the book and

25:23

you wanna read something besides what to

25:25

do in Anaheim, then you can read

25:27

the TV. That's fair. You know?

25:29

You need the preview channel, read your Nintendo

25:31

Switch, read your laptop. But you know what

25:33

we should do? You know what we should do? We should write

25:35

bible to And

25:37

then we should get a bunch of copies and we should go

25:39

to hotels and be like, oh, hello. We're

25:42

friendly missionaries that believe a guy,

25:44

can we leave some of our bibles with

25:46

your Can we hide the two in the letter the word somewhere? So it's like

25:49

batival. It's just

25:52

viable. It's it's viable with the with

25:54

the roman numeral two. So it

25:56

looks like Bible. Yeah.

25:58

Can we be like I mean I was the winners

26:00

of the Bible. It's a new one.

26:02

I

26:03

mean, they have they kinda know, they definitely kinda have

26:06

there's some

26:06

expansion packs. People have have done

26:08

their, you know, abide

26:10

two written by Emilia Wu. It says, bible two,

26:13

volume one, hail to the king of the

26:15

Jews baby, and then there is

26:17

a woman on

26:19

like purple horse unicorn

26:22

thing, and sheading

26:24

lasers out of her eyes. It's extremely like

26:26

Reddit. That sound yeah. That sounds

26:28

like somebody that would have to do it. Funny

26:30

to somebody I didn't like thirteen

26:32

years ago. Yeah. Exactly.

26:35

I don't know. I've actually I've been kind of

26:37

thinking about reading the bible just out

26:39

of morbid curiosity because, like, whenever we've had, like,

26:41

Jared on here and going out. Like, when he's not talking

26:43

about, like, barbecue or, like, fanicom games or whatever,

26:46

he'll occasionally, like, you

26:48

know, wax wax theologically

26:50

or whatever about and, you know, have like, oh, there's

26:52

a there's a story about a guy who

26:54

attempted to build a flying machine, but

26:56

Paul came down and told him not to. And the two

26:58

kinda an arm wrestling competition. I one of

27:00

them was crushed by a pillar, and you're like, alright. What

27:02

is that? I read it in my late twenties, I think --

27:04

The whole thing. -- not even Oh, yeah. Yeah.

27:06

Not even current for any, like, specific Like,

27:09

I'm I'm not even remotely religious,

27:11

although I was raised that way. But I was just I

27:13

was it was I think, like, it

27:15

had kicked up specifically in society or in an

27:18

American lawmaking a

27:20

lot -- Yeah. -- that year. And I was

27:22

just kinda like, Let's check-in on this

27:24

first and see what's happening. And and,

27:26

like, there's a bunch of, like, very

27:28

wonderful, like, a aesop

27:30

fables style, bite sized stories

27:32

about, like, vindictive pieces

27:34

of shit and revenge and horrible,

27:36

you know, child killing and

27:38

acts murdering and stuff like that.

27:41

then there's just, like, a whole bunch like, just completely

27:44

stupid drole just like

27:46

bumbling along, like, oh, and then we

27:48

went over here and those some

27:50

cool shitness, pretty cool you guys. Just check

27:52

it out. Okay. Cool. Bye. But one thing to

27:54

do is like is like pull up the the bible and

27:56

like control f

27:57

something like a word you wouldn't think would

27:59

be in there -- Mhmm. -- like

28:02

corn, bone or It's yeah. I

28:04

don't think they talk about is in the corn

28:06

in the bible, but corn with a k is

28:08

in the bible. Can I

28:09

No. No. No. No.

28:12

No. I think it's fieldy from

28:14

corn is into the bible. That Foreign

28:16

itself is not in the no. But I don't know. I

28:18

I you could, like, I don't know, look like, type in

28:20

erect and see how many times they say erect

28:22

in the bible. you guys wanna know favorite bible

28:25

verse? Is it the one from

28:26

pulp fiction? No.

28:28

Oh, no. It's not that stupid. It went much

28:30

much stupider. It's have

28:32

I never told you that? It's not that stupid. It's much

28:35

stupid. I'm gonna read you a verse

28:37

from from the good book. Okay? Okay.

28:39

And then and this is real I'm not make this is

28:41

real verse. I'm not making this up. This is

28:43

Ezekiel twenty three twenty.

28:46

Mhmm. There she lusted

28:48

after her lovers. whose

28:50

genitals were, like, those of donkeys and

28:52

whose mission was, like, bad of

28:54

horses. Yeah. That's

28:57

the one. That's a real

28:59

verse. Yeah. to basic. That's

29:01

a good one. a There's

29:04

there's like so many I have that saved. I

29:06

have that saved it like my main kind

29:09

of Brian's I like it to do it below that file. So when

29:11

everybody comes into some bible stuff, I can be like,

29:13

can I read you a verse? I like that

29:15

they just they gives me

29:17

comfort. They don't I I mean,

29:19

I don't wanna go into this too. Actually, no fucking dimes. I like that

29:21

they took time to just sort of think

29:23

about, like, okay. Well, that they have

29:26

the big scary dick. It's not the biggest

29:28

scary dick. But the amount of comment

29:30

shoots out of it is.

29:31

don't know.

29:33

That's very weird. They could've just been, like,

29:35

they had the fucking they had the dicks of

29:37

horses and the emissions of the dicks of horses.

29:39

And it's, like, no. Like, no. They got

29:41

donkey dicks and horse comb. There's

29:43

a there's a

29:46

lot of shit in there where God is

29:48

just like, you gotta you've

29:50

You gotta kill your son for this.

29:53

You fucked up. Gotta kill

29:55

your son. I

29:56

it's nothing to me really, but for you,

29:58

it'll be the worst. I just I just spoke to

29:59

it. That my mom got me, which this

30:02

honestly there's a different somebody has the same

30:04

story, but it's a much it's a much worse book

30:06

in question. My mom

30:08

got me this book for my birthday called The Book of

30:10

Miracles, which sounds like the

30:12

most insufferable. Maybe

30:14

you should lead a different life kind of thing. it's not

30:16

it's a fucking, like, fashion art book of, like,

30:18

insane medieval prints of just shit

30:20

people saw that they couldn't explain, and they were,

30:22

like, yeah, it's a miracle. And

30:24

so it's, like, It's

30:26

the as far as

30:27

craziness goes, it's, like, a few notches down

30:29

from, like, heronimus Bosch, like, Peter Bruegle

30:31

paintings. But it's still, like, somebody

30:33

saw a shooting star and decided to make

30:35

a wall scroll about it. And

30:37

it's like and they're like or they're

30:39

like yeah. We saw what was I don't

30:41

know. They saw like analope with

30:43

AAA limp or something

30:46

or, like, an extra horn or it had, like,

30:48

leaves on it or whatever. And they're, like Satan. Yeah.

30:50

I know exactly. They're, like, it

30:52

was on not like him throw up, but I don't know. It

30:54

was a kind rare wrap up. And so there's just

30:56

all these, like, pictures of, like, weird animals and,

30:58

like, fucked up stuff in the in the sky and,

31:01

like, and you know, like modernized

31:03

translations of what the fuck it

31:05

they're trying to say it means. And it's

31:07

like it's like if

31:08

there

31:10

was a like AAI

31:11

guess, like a like a random

31:14

Wikipedia post

31:16

bible, you know? Like, there's obviously, like, this this

31:19

isn't you know, this isn't canon. It's it's like

31:21

legends, you know, it's like fan

31:23

theories that are attack they're like from that same

31:25

style guide. They're from within that universe,

31:27

but like, Like, they're following the rules

31:29

of this thing, but it's

31:31

like it's like the back story for Malikile,

31:33

the record keeper where you're like, well, they never

31:35

said it wasn't this, but They

31:37

never said it was, but it's cool

31:39

story. Yeah. But it's like this dude saw a

31:41

cloud and freaked out about it and painted

31:44

Sure. And it's just I don't know. It's I love that it's just like,

31:46

what constitutes a miracle? And it's like, well, you

31:49

know, there's a

31:50

a decent amount of

31:52

I

31:52

don't know, fucking lead in the drinking water or

31:55

whatever. Mhmm. I don't know. They

31:57

they yeah. I don't know. I've

31:59

I've just stuff

31:59

stuff you can't explain yet. a miracle. So I've been a

32:02

corn. It's probably just a rhinocerist

32:04

actually. I've been slowly reading this book that

32:06

is just about the

32:06

history of night and, like, what people did at night,

32:09

and it's the most entertaining

32:11

shit in the world because it's just like this this dude

32:13

just went through and, like, pulled from a bunch of ancient

32:15

police reports and, like, weird

32:17

anecdotes. and, like, there's this fucking

32:20

completely nuts stories about, like, olden

32:22

days. Like, there was a there

32:24

I don't know if I have I I don't know if I've talked have I talked about this

32:26

on this fucking show? Brian, I think I told

32:28

you about the restocking.

32:30

like Like,

32:31

pre industrial, like, seven you know, sixteen

32:33

to seventeen hundreds, whatever. But, like, people used

32:35

to, like, paint their faces, like, ghosts and break into

32:38

homes and

32:38

steal people shit. And then

32:40

people don't do it. And then people would be like,

32:42

ghosts came into my home and took

32:44

my thing. holy shit fucking ghosts. Gotta

32:46

deal with ghosts. Let's go to the church bar, and

32:48

it was like, no. It was did they rob shit with,

32:50

like, candle sticks? Like,

32:53

I don't They're like little lanterns, but

32:55

it's not. One thing

32:55

that I love that this book told me was that,

32:58

like, the earliest

32:59

candles were made out of,

33:01

like, tallo, like meat, like animal fat,

33:03

and that was great except

33:05

sometimes animals would wanna eat it. So if you're like sitting

33:07

there, you know, writing your tones,

33:09

at by candle lights. Sometimes, like, a rat would come out of

33:11

the wall. I'd be like, no. No. No. No.

33:14

No. We'd like grab your meat

33:16

candle and run into the wall and then your house

33:18

would burn down. It's

33:20

like it's so

33:22

so amazingly slapstick. I fucking Or

33:24

like your dog would eat your lamp basic. Exactly.

33:26

Yeah. And then the dog would catch fire because

33:28

I don't know. Yeah. man. Not

33:31

so good. There was a there's a lot of I think about how, like,

33:33

different like, how people approach a different, like,

33:35

security shit. There's one where, like, there was a a town

33:37

in France think

33:38

I've talked about it. Where they just people would just they

33:40

didn't just use

33:41

LastPass? No. They would just open they

33:43

would have this gate this, like, you know, pen full

33:45

of, like, evil dogs, like giant

33:48

hungry dogs and, like, you know, when it

33:50

was, like, nighttime, they would just close the front

33:52

gates to the town and everyone would go inside lock their doors.

33:54

They would just let these fucking dogs loose. and anybody

33:56

who was out walking around would just get eaten by

33:58

dogs. And then in the morning, some guy would come

33:59

out and be like, alright, dogs, breakfast time and throw

34:02

some meat in their pen, and they would run-in and he'd shut the gate, and

34:04

then everyone else come into their but it

34:06

was like, that was a I don't know. They're like, you know,

34:07

speed enforced by aircrafts. Like, this was

34:10

curfew enforced by dishes dog, like,

34:12

fucking horrible.

34:14

Yeah. Absolutely

34:15

fucking nuts. Just like, I don't

34:17

know. I I like I love it because it's just like

34:19

it's it's the it's the origin of the song

34:21

who let the dogs have. Mhmm. Yeah. Well,

34:23

there's there's this guy named Prince was. I don't know.

34:26

There's that shouldn't that movie, Star Wars, which

34:28

is about, like, early eighties New

34:30

York City graffiti where mayor Ed Koch

34:32

was, like, is what we do to

34:34

get a fucking the fucking guys out of the

34:36

fucking train yards with the spray

34:38

paint. We're gonna fucking we're gonna

34:40

put dogs big, big

34:42

hairy dogs with big teeth, and

34:44

fences. And you gotta climb the fence, you get

34:46

through the dog fence, and then you climb the

34:48

other fence. and then you could spray paint the car. No one's

34:50

gonna do it. And so, like, like, if

34:53

if I can pitch this whole thing and

34:55

they actually built it where there were just,

34:57

like, these six foot trenches between fences

34:59

where there's just, like, angry,

35:01

hungry, fucking German shepherds running

35:04

up and down, ready to eat

35:06

graffiti artists. this

35:08

is in modern New York. You know, in the in the it's just like

35:10

it's it's so funny how every

35:11

now and then. They're just like, you know what dogs

35:14

are? They're

35:16

like, evil beast wolves that we own,

35:18

and we can use them against

35:20

things we don't like. I I fucking

35:22

can't say There there have been, like, enough

35:25

don't know, like,

35:28

dog attack related things.

35:29

Like, there's that whole, you know, there's the whole,

35:31

like, pitbull argument about. Mhmm. And

35:33

it's obviously there's not a lot of assholes who are like,

35:36

what's the scariest dog you've got? Alright. A pit bull.

35:38

Alright. The tick at home and yell at it and hit it

35:40

with sticks. and then it will be the meanest pitball ever, and then the pitball, somebody, and

35:42

then they're like, we gotta put down the pitball. And it's like,

35:44

pitballs are actually nice. You just don't hit them with

35:46

sticks. And it's like, I don't

35:48

know. It's right that's obviously

35:50

such a a lot of people

35:52

had swimming pools in their backyards with big ass

35:54

diving boards back in the seventies and eighties, and now

35:56

they're like, No. That'll kill your

35:58

kid and your neighbor's kids. So don't have that or

35:59

your, you know, insurance will skyrocket. And I feel

36:02

like now they're like, if that dog

36:04

eats a graffiti artist, their family might

36:06

sue your train. So don't, you know --

36:08

Right. -- don't do that. Yeah. Get a fence

36:09

and a leash. Yeah. That's that's the

36:11

fun thing about I

36:13

can't speak on all of California, but a lot of the Bay

36:16

Area. And obviously, Max is not a thing you can

36:18

do because you have like a a scrappy little

36:20

dog and he can't he'd

36:22

run away. But so many people here just don't even lease their

36:24

dogs. And it was one of those things that was always,

36:26

like, mildly unrelated. That's

36:28

everywhere. That's

36:30

everywhere. But it was something I was mildly

36:32

annoyed about and then I became a dad and then I was

36:34

just like get your fucking wolf away

36:36

from my tiny kid. you know, like

36:38

-- Mhmm. -- yeah. Like, I'd be at the park and, like, I'd have, like, a

36:41

beer and, like, a, like, a

36:43

boot, like, makeshift, charcuterie board.

36:46

be sitting there with a baby and all of a sudden like a fucking dog would run out of

36:48

nowhere and she'd just start crying and be like,

36:50

why is there a beast? Yeah. You know,

36:52

like, I I don't know.

36:55

I couldn't explain it. And there's, like, there's signs everywhere

36:57

being, like, don't do that, you know, if fucking take

36:59

care of you shit. People just don't listen. They

37:01

don't care. They don't care at all. I'm gonna ring my

37:03

dog to work a lot lately, and it's like there's all these places I go or you're not supposed

37:05

to have the dog, but I just carry him. And I I

37:07

feel like it's just it I'm

37:10

like this

37:10

i'm like this eight

37:11

foot tall man holding this, like, eleven pound dog

37:14

who, weirdly, is, like They

37:16

think they think you got problems. I think

37:18

I think they're just, like, it's not

37:20

worth it. Like, it's not not that I'm gonna like kick their ass. It's just like is

37:22

gonna be a fucking stupid exchange. Like, here's

37:24

this big ass fucking doofus wearing like a

37:26

misfit shirt and then here's this dog

37:29

looks like it's wearing a mid fit shirt, but that's just how his

37:31

coat looks. It's especially in California too

37:34

where or in especially

37:36

especially in

37:38

San Francisco. where, like, no one's gonna ask that question to you

37:40

because, like, you could

37:42

just unfurl a bunch

37:44

of mental health shit. Exactly. Yeah.

37:47

that is or isn't justified or real? No. No. I

37:49

try to be, like, conscientious about that. Of

37:51

course. I've never I've never

37:53

fucking played the I've so

37:56

I haven't I haven't

37:58

played the service card the service dog

37:59

card to

38:02

be,

38:02

like, bought to use a service card,

38:04

but there is there is like I've been to

38:06

a place where they're like, that's a

38:08

service dog. Right? And I'm like, Sure.

38:10

Sure.

38:10

You, like, you

38:11

softballed me that one. That was a very clear underhand.

38:13

Like, they don't wanna fucking tell us to leave because they

38:15

want the business and also they don't give a shit. And also

38:17

this dog is the

38:20

size of a fucking lampshade. Like, he's not a big deal. He's not a

38:22

threat, really. Exactly. Yeah.

38:24

Hilariously put that up. Come you ain't wearing

38:26

that vest?

38:28

he has he has, like, a little tactical vest with, like, a foxhound patch

38:30

on it, which is I don't I

38:32

don't know. There's no

38:35

there's no way this dog would be of any use to

38:37

anybody. Yeah. Friggin, solid

38:40

snakes dogs. Sometimes I wanna kill myself and

38:42

then the dog demands food and

38:44

I stop trying to kill

38:46

myself to feed him, and then he eats the razors for me.

38:49

This dog metabolizes

38:52

prescription pills, he

38:54

takes them from me. No. I don't know. Like, I was getting on

38:56

I was

38:57

getting on the train and I was like,

38:59

I momentarily

39:00

was like, gosh, I like,

39:02

you know, I there's like a bunch of, like, you know, muni cops

39:04

hanging around. I'm like, I hope they don't say anything about my small dog. And

39:06

this dude walks by who's just full

39:08

naked ass. He's just hanging out

39:11

of the back pants. Mhmm. And he gets in the car, like, next

39:13

to mine. And I'm, like, I get on the the train. I

39:15

sit down. And I'm, like, I momentarily put the dog on the

39:18

seat. I'm, like, And that's the probably

39:20

that's probably frowned upon because he's been walking on the

39:22

grass. And then I was like, there's a dude with, like, shit in

39:24

his ass who's putting the his bare ass on the on

39:26

the sea with the shit in the

39:28

ass. Like, like, I don't know. There's there's such a

39:29

I don't know. There's

39:30

like a very -- No. There's a

39:31

very low bar here. -- and like the

39:33

the hierarchy of hygiene in

39:36

San Francisco ago, like, you

39:38

carrying, like, a a small puppet dog

39:40

is not really a

39:42

threat to to most They got

39:44

worse things to worry about. Oh my god.

39:46

Like, any Like, I was III

39:49

got on the bus to meet my wife

39:51

at work the other day, and there was,

39:53

like, five MTCs next to me. and this

39:55

woman gets on and she was she was

39:57

amazing in one of those, like, Saints

39:59

Row character creator kind of ways. Right? Where

40:01

she got on and she's just, like, she's

40:04

holding in one

40:06

hand this, like, huge

40:08

cocktail out of, like, a

40:10

plastic cup. Sorry. Like, okay. Yeah. And

40:13

I Yep. Not not like not a cocktail like a bird, but

40:15

like -- No. I like to drink. -- like a like

40:17

a like a like with with, like,

40:19

fake cartoon ice cube

40:22

looking thing. And it just looked like a huge lemonade. It had

40:24

like a lemon slice on top, but it was

40:26

out of a really long plastic cup.

40:28

And on the other hand, she just has a

40:30

wad of

40:32

cash. and she's gripping it. Like, you know, like, she's like

40:34

she's holding a weight.

40:36

Like like she just pulled

40:38

a weight from a field. and she

40:40

just gets on the bus and she starts she sits on next to me and

40:43

she's just yelling about her day. And I

40:45

just look over and I just give her

40:47

a smile and I I'd say

40:50

what's up. and take one one, you know, a headphone out. And I was

40:52

like, how you doing? How's your day? And she's

40:54

like, it was fucking crazy. You know, I'm

40:56

so sick of

40:58

this shit. all these pieces of shit, these poor ass bastards out of

41:00

here. I was like, where do you got this? Like, you're

41:02

pulling a lot of wet signals from the

41:04

cockpit. She

41:06

had, like, the tiniest skirt on, and she was,

41:08

like, take taking up, like, the whole just,

41:10

like, a very just, like, powerful big woman.

41:12

And I was just, like, this is amazing.

41:15

Like, this is know, I don't -- Yeah. -- I don't know what your day looks

41:17

like. I don't know what your night looks like, but this is this is

41:19

a character and I appreciate

41:22

that here. And, you know, there

41:24

are other people on the bus being just like, oh,

41:26

no. And I was like, I don't care. Like,

41:28

I I it's it's been such a long

41:30

couple of years. I you're alive. I don't give a shit.

41:32

Drink your fucking cocktail. on the bus. You know,

41:34

I'm sitting there with a mask on. I get my little

41:36

headphones and my sunglasses. I'm like, oh, I'm hiding in my

41:38

little bubble. And this lady comes through, and

41:40

she just elbows through, everybody

41:42

sits down wet money and a big fucking cocktail. And I'm like,

41:44

good. It's fucking stayed this way San

41:46

Francisco. The second this goes away and it's just like

41:48

five guys in a row with

41:50

Patagonia events. Yeah. You know, an

41:52

all bird shoes on, and they're just like,

41:54

oh, and I've we're trying to get

41:56

a bunch more people to sign up for

41:58

the metaverse. I'm like -- Yeah. -- I hope the

41:59

bus crashes with me on it. Yeah. You

42:02

know? I think that's been weird. Who this

42:04

was annoying because, like, normally, you get, like, crazy

42:06

people on the on the train who are, like, maybe too loud.

42:08

And this guy was kind of, like, shyati ing it.

42:10

Like, he was just, like, way too quiet. Mhmm. And

42:12

he was, like, what was it

42:14

like? Was it good? Is cool to this dog.

42:17

And I was like, what? He's like, gonna dog gonna dog is that?

42:19

I was like, pomeranian dog, and

42:20

he's like he's

42:21

like standing. He's like across the

42:23

aisle for me. And I'm, like, I've got,

42:25

like, one, you know, air phone out and the train is, like,

42:28

brother, bro. You know,

42:30

driving over rocks or whatever. And he

42:32

keeps talking. You know, there's obviously there's that, like, amount of exchange where

42:34

you're like, okay. Cool. We had, like, a

42:36

stranger's interaction. Let us press, say, move

42:38

about

42:38

our NPC days or whatever. But

42:42

He kept going. And he was like,

42:43

I was like, what? And he's

42:46

like, I like your

42:47

tattoo. Is that

42:49

the Is that from secret

42:50

squirrel? And I was like, what?

42:52

Secret squirrel? Yeah. And I was like

42:54

sorry. And he's like,

42:55

you know, like, Morocco,

42:58

secret squirrel? I

42:58

was like I was like, wait wait wait wait.

43:01

You're talking about, like, the the one who was showing,

43:03

like, interstitials with two stupid

43:05

dogs. He was like, Yeah.

43:07

And I was like, no one's ever dropped that

43:09

comparison before. But, no, this is a a picture of a

43:11

half a raccoon I drew myself

43:14

amazing. He's like, I like it. I

43:16

was like, this is fine, I guess, you know, this is a

43:18

deal. What a deep Yeah. A deep

43:20

cut. I was like, that's the most that anyone's

43:22

talked about Morocco more

43:24

this year. think Dude, I know all those characters and I've been friends with you for, like,

43:26

twelve years and I've we've never talked about them

43:28

together before. No. That's true. We should work

43:30

on that. I know. No. But

43:32

I'm I'm I'm I'm not jealous. I'm impressed.

43:34

That's, like, fucking amazing. Like, that is

43:36

it. What I'm saying is, like, you and I have, like,

43:38

spent a decade plus

43:40

referencing deep cut cartoon

43:42

bullshit. And that it's not if you're never Can

43:44

we talk about how we have, like, a particular

43:46

flavor of brain damage? And I feel like there's people

43:48

out there who have legitimate genuine brain

43:50

damage, but then they still have a corner that's

43:52

dedicated to something especially

43:54

strange. Right. Like,

43:54

I've I've probably talked about this, a friend

43:57

of mine, metered

43:57

dude in a bar, who claimed that he

43:59

was in the voice of Gizmo Duck and a bunch of other, like, Darkwing Duck, Ducktail's

44:01

characters, and he knew the character names all really

44:04

well. And he was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. And

44:06

he, like,

44:07

this is like a guy that is like forties or fifties. This is like, you

44:10

know, twenty years ago. And it was like, this

44:12

is a man who should not be keeping

44:14

track of this stuff. And my friend said,

44:16

wow, that's crazy. And he goes, hey, I think he,

44:18

like, did one of the voices or he's, like, he went

44:20

home and he pulled up, like, I'm d b. It was, like,

44:22

not that man. there was just some

44:24

compulsive liar at the bar com like,

44:26

claiming he was Gizmo doc, which is,

44:28

like, easily, disproven and

44:30

also fucking aim aim higher.

44:33

You know? That's so funny. Yeah. It's like

44:35

a star wars titular lion guy.

44:37

Yeah. No. Exactly. It's like very it's

44:39

yeah. Yeah. I've always I've

44:41

always sketched notes. I was spent

44:43

in crackshell. Yeah. I mean, guess, like, if

44:46

you if you if you,

44:48

like, kinda,

44:50

like, low level hover

44:53

under, like, a big lie,

44:55

you could probably get by for a while. Is that

44:57

correct? If it's if it's esoteric enough, you can kinda you

44:59

can pull that off. Yeah. because

45:01

no, you most people are not gonna look that up.

45:03

Right? Like, they're just gonna be like, yeah. Oh,

45:05

yeah. It's right. I mean, that that is so cool.

45:07

Like, I what a what a staple of my

45:10

childhood? Not like they're gonna be

45:12

like, yeah, we recast bad etiquette

45:14

scheduling issues, and everybody will just be like, oh, that's

45:16

probably what happened. Right.

45:18

Exactly. Exactly. Like, it's I I

45:20

don't know. Like, that's a that's a that's a that's a good

45:22

thing to make up. I think I mean, no. It's

45:24

a you shouldn't make up anything until a bunch of

45:26

people will

45:28

lie. but also that that feels

45:30

victimless. I mean, it's like that

45:31

it's like that shit where you're like, oh, can I have

45:34

fifty bucks? No. You can't have fifty bucks.

45:36

Can I twenty. Yeah. Here's

45:38

twenty. And it's like, okay. Well, you know,

45:39

here's the here's the smaller lie. Like, here's a here's

45:42

an affordable lie. Here's something that

45:44

why would anyone lie about that? It must be

45:46

real. you know, again, you don't

45:48

accomplish anything with it, but whatever.

45:50

Mhmm. Yeah. I voiced the beagle

45:52

Voice, but only in an episode where the guy

45:54

who normally voices the beagle Voice was out

45:56

sick. Just the parts were there in jail

45:59

because of the acoustics. I wasn't allowed to go

46:01

out into the rest of Duckburg. It it

46:03

was just big time in Biggle, not the author. I had a

46:05

home studio that sounded exactly like being in a real

46:07

jail, and so they hired me to do the

46:09

Biggle Boy voices from there.

46:12

one episode where they finally got locked

46:14

up. I had a really

46:16

weird, I don't know,

46:18

stranger encounter my dog

46:19

was, like, taking a

46:20

shit, a stranger thing. And

46:22

this homeless guy ran

46:25

up and, like,

46:27

started like I don't know. Like, reaching

46:29

towards him. Like, he was, like, touching his aura or

46:31

something. And I was, like, hey, man. He's trying to take

46:33

a shit, and the guy

46:36

was, like, and then just ran away. And I was like,

46:38

alright. Fair enough. Like, at least,

46:40

you know, he he, like, he he got the memo, which is

46:42

fine, but it was, like, very weird, like, if you just

46:44

were, like, I see a dog. I'm gonna

46:46

go touch. And I don't know what he saw what he was seeing.

46:48

He was clearly on some different different

46:50

wavelengths, but, you know, he's casting a

46:52

spell. Yeah. Maybe he my

46:54

dog, like, award. Like, maybe he's got, like, a an

46:56

x p bump down. can your dog can

46:58

detect magic now. I thought I hope so.

47:01

He's not good for anything else except for

47:03

metabolizing prescription pills when I'm trying to

47:05

kill myself. That's

47:08

why I can bring him to Chevys.

47:11

Do they have is

47:13

Chevy still here? Do they still have a Chevy's?

47:15

No. They replaced it with an upscale Brazilian steak

47:17

house where beautiful men carry around swords

47:20

covered in meat. The only way you can make them doing

47:22

it,

47:28

It should be a restaurant

47:31

called heavies or heavies? heavies? heavies? heavies?

47:34

Mhmm. that's

47:36

why I call my that's I my dead who to heaven.

47:40

Yeah. Huggies and hellies? Our brothers and

47:42

sisters and

47:44

heavies. You know, they're up they're up there. Just jumping around.

47:46

I think they feel like an upscale applebee's

47:48

called, like, pair wasps. just

47:53

put it in, like, a lower case cursive

47:55

and it's, you know, same

47:57

dumb shit. Honey

48:00

Crisp hornets. That

48:01

that is a horrible name for a restaurant, honeycrisp. That is

48:03

a great name for an appetizer though. I would eat honeycrisp

48:05

hornets and like, just like a hot

48:07

bag of hornets that

48:10

were Keep running. Honey Chris port it sounds like a like

48:12

a minor league sports team

48:14

somewhere. Mhmm. It doesn't do

48:16

well enough to go anywhere else.

48:19

Yeah. But, like, the coach got in trouble.

48:22

In in in Emilio, that's So that's a

48:24

DUI. Yeah.

48:26

Exactly. It's

48:28

quick. Emilio Essados, he quit the muddy duck show

48:30

because he they were like, we gotta

48:32

do vaccine stuff. It's it's getting really bad

48:34

out there. No. Not really. Yeah.

48:37

Really? Yeah. That's one of those guys. I know it sucks. All you gotta

48:39

do is wait like a month and then no

48:41

one cares anymore. Yeah. They were like they were gonna have a doctor on set

48:43

and he was like, crack.

48:46

quack. Quack. Wow.

48:50

Like, really the the sibling of

48:52

Charlie Sheen is a weirdo.

48:56

I mean, like, I'll like, they that's that's the thing now. Like, everybody

48:58

is just, like, down enough of these mandates.

49:00

It is, like, they don't even have them anymore.

49:02

Yeah. Mailing us some as, like,

49:05

threw away his revival like, he was

49:07

basically doing, like, hockey Copra Kai and

49:09

came back and was just like, I got

49:11

it. Cool. Good paycheck. And

49:13

then they were, like, COVID's really bad right

49:15

now. So, like, all the kids who

49:18

were in mass, they're they're outgoing mass,

49:20

so it's It's not great. But we we need you to get back,

49:22

Steven. Or or at least He

49:24

said no. Yeah. He said

49:26

no. And then and

49:28

then left.

49:30

That is not gonna show anymore. Alright. That's not gonna

49:32

win now. I mean, I guess that'll be fine

49:34

because it's it's fake. Well,

49:37

I hope they hope they do, like, a

49:39

Paramount plus, like, a minute work series or something

49:41

and, you know Oh,

49:43

sure. Yeah. It'll be yeah. Him

49:45

and Who's the other minute work man? Charlie

49:47

Sheen. Was it was it here?

49:49

Oh, shit. Okay. Is Charlie Sheen show

49:51

up in shit anymore? I don't know.

49:54

I think he just, like, got AIDS

49:56

and pieced out. We don't get

49:58

AIDS now. Right?

49:59

Mhmm. I

50:01

think. Right? Didn't he? I

50:03

thought I thought so. Yep. or

50:06

HIV? I don't I don't know. I don't I don't

50:08

really keep up on him too much.

50:10

Mhmm. Definitely. HP.

50:12

Yeah. he he was going kinda crazy. That was a that was a strange

50:14

that was a strange stretch of

50:16

Internet right there. Yeah. He was

50:18

doing he was doing live shows

50:22

And he was opening

50:24

some of them with a video

50:27

we made that who I who

50:30

we we I worked on with

50:32

Scott. That was, like, his

50:34

quotes over Call it to the Over to the call it

50:36

to the yeah. And it

50:38

was, like, the most two thousand ten Internet

50:40

thing possible. Winning. Winning.

50:42

Yeah. And he would just come out and

50:45

it was just him yelling all that shit

50:47

over Call of Duty gameplay. I liked it. We're like,

50:49

oh, yeah. Cancel culture is a real thing. And that dude

50:51

had, like, a tour where it

50:54

was, like, What about me too? Me too? Me too. I'm the

50:56

one. I let me tell you about the sex

50:58

I've fucked. Here's

51:00

my drugs. I'm probably doing okay.

51:02

I mean, he's got a he got a lot of money. Right? And he's

51:04

still that minute work money. Mhmm.

51:06

Yeah. I'll look

51:08

at Eric Mueller back. When are they gonna do hotshots

51:10

part I

51:13

had and

51:16

Max, I sent you pictures of this, but I had an extremely

51:18

stupid day the other day. I was

51:21

I was with my kid all weekend because

51:23

my wife flew home to see

51:25

family. And I just kinda

51:27

like ran ran through

51:29

every activity possible. to sort of just

51:31

let's you and engaged and creative

51:34

and fun, and also I want

51:36

you to

51:38

sleep like, twelve hours tonight. Like I said, I wanna

51:40

wanna run you down until there's nothing

51:42

left. There's coloring, here's cartoon, here's

51:45

Mario, we're gonna ride -- Exactly. -- we're

51:47

gonna get cotton candy, we're gonna go to

51:49

the park, buy some balloons,

51:51

have a party, and spin in circles. Exactly.

51:53

Yeah. Dad Dad wants to stay up late. We drink beer

51:56

and watch horror movies alone.

51:58

Leave me alone. Like, let's let's

51:59

get you let's just, like,

52:02

run through it. So I brought her to,

52:04

like, like, downtown in in, like,

52:06

in the farmers market and, like, a

52:08

restaurant and like, a

52:10

toy store, a bookstore, an ice cream

52:12

shop, and all that stuff like that. We stopped in, like, this

52:14

art store on the way back, and they

52:16

had, like, these, like, all these -- Yeah. -- all these

52:18

sticker books. Right? And it was, like, sticker

52:20

coloring books, and it was, like, based on, you know, they're all

52:22

based on, like, the same i five

52:24

IPs that Disney owns. And then there's, like,

52:26

the ones that are just, like, generic,

52:28

you know, like, animals from the bible

52:30

or whatever. You know? A lion

52:34

that would not good on Noah's Ark. Yeah.

52:36

A lion that would never pay for an

52:38

abortion. Shit like that. Right? And

52:42

so she looks down and she's like, I

52:44

I really like that sticker book. I'm like, okay. Cool.

52:46

That's that's good. I'll just throw it in the

52:48

bottom of your stroller. That's great. and she goes,

52:50

but what about that? And she points over and in the corner of this art

52:53

store, there's like like a

52:54

a it's

52:55

like a

52:58

five foot square,

52:58

five foot tall, cardboard

53:00

house, and it's flat

53:02

packed. So it's like folded in,

53:05

but it's still like It's

53:07

like bringing, like, a folding

53:10

table home. And I didn't bring the

53:12

car because, like, I I walked

53:14

her downtown, And I've just got a stroller and a kid, and

53:16

I've got, like, two strong IPAs in

53:18

the tank from

53:20

lunch. Right? And

53:22

so I'm like so what do

53:24

you and part of me is it's

53:26

like You're just day drunk and

53:28

I'm not really

53:30

on it. Yeah. And I'm just kinda like, well, let's I'm

53:32

stupid. Like, I'm dumb. And I love

53:34

I love a good idiotic

53:36

dad adventure. Like, I was like and

53:38

I and I I did I did that thing

53:40

where I I gave my child the illusion

53:42

of choice where I said, what do you

53:44

want? Do you want, like, like, Peppa

53:46

Pig sticker book? Or do you do

53:48

you want a house? And the house, it's like

53:50

it's a it's it's it's like

53:53

a coloring book house. So you have to

53:55

color it yourself, which is like, it's gonna

53:57

take her months to finish it. Like, it's huge.

53:59

It's fucking huge. But it was it was the size

54:01

of a folding table. And

54:03

so I go, okay. So, like, make a

54:06

choice. And she goes, I want the

54:07

house data, and I was like, fuck. Alright.

54:10

I knew you're gonna

54:12

say that. And so I was like, alright, I have two options. One, I

54:14

put this house in your

54:16

stroller upright

54:18

like a tall child and I hold

54:20

i hold your hand your and we walk,

54:22

like, a mile and a half back to the

54:25

house. And the other option is, which I

54:27

did. I did that at the beginning. Right?

54:29

And I'm just holding her or, like,

54:31

crossing the city streets. And I look I look homeless. Right? because there's, like,

54:33

there's No. It's not that you're

54:35

holding out. if you if

54:37

you put anything. if you put

54:39

anything but a kid in a stroller and you push it long

54:42

enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, people start to be

54:44

like, what's it matter? You couldn't

54:46

steal a shopping cart. You know? Like

54:48

And so I'm like, do I

54:50

hold this in one arm? Like, a

54:52

a large bird's wing? So

54:54

I put it on my head, like, those, paintings of of

54:57

of women, like, holding

55:00

baskets, or do I put my

55:02

kid in the stroller and then put the

55:04

thing on her lap? So it's

55:06

like I'm pushing the child in

55:08

the desk. basically.

55:10

So I I put it on her lap and she's

55:12

tackling maniacally because she's like, this is

55:14

fucking hilarious. And, like, I'm pushing

55:16

up the sidewalk We're going through parking lots

55:18

and down streets past driveways, and

55:21

she's, like, purposely leaning it

55:23

into cars. So you look you look

55:25

like a boss from paperboy. Exactly. And she's

55:27

she's bumping the corners into, like, park trucks

55:29

and stuff like that. And guys are like, alright.

55:31

Like, shit like

55:34

that. And so he finally brought it home and unpacked it. And I was just like, why

55:36

did I do that? Like, what a

55:37

stupid what a

55:39

stupid man thing to do, but

55:41

it was also just like, that

55:43

there's this is very, like, ambulant

55:45

entertainment too. Like, hey, it feels like so

55:47

I don't wanna make you feel

55:50

stupider, but make a note of this

55:52

online. No. I've been getting what we do here. No. I've been getting

55:54

those those, like, holiday

55:56

catalogs from, like, Target and

55:58

Amazon -- Mhmm. -- giving you the It's weird that

56:00

Amazon send those out except it's not because you're

56:02

more likely to give a child a

56:04

free magazine that came in the mail than you are to

56:06

be like, yeah, go on this website where you can

56:08

push a button to buy things. Those security like,

56:10

I I gave my kid a marker and she started circling

56:12

shit this shit. Yeah. It's a it's

56:14

a wish list of stickers and have

56:16

you seen that there are other

56:19

structures that come in this

56:21

foldable cardboard form, they

56:22

have a fucking spaceship.

56:25

Yeah.

56:26

Yeah. That rule. Yeah. That's awesome. I might

56:28

I might get on get the spaceship from us.

56:30

You should. It's probably I it's

56:32

gotta be smaller than the house.

56:36

Yeah. House is, like, one of those atmosphere. It's got it. Yeah. Yeah. The

56:38

you know those kids that you knew growing growing up that

56:40

had, like, a whole playhouse in their backyard. this

56:44

is that, but I can't I mean, I guess I could put it in the yard because it never rains in California.

56:46

But it's a size of one of those, but you have

56:48

to keep it inside, I guess. Yeah.

56:51

So, yeah, get the spaceship. It sounds cool because it's like it's so much in a

56:54

practical. It's it's also dumb as hell that it's

56:56

like, let let's

56:58

spend money on a

57:00

cardboard box. from Amazon. Yeah.

57:02

The company that makes the most cardboard

57:04

boxes. Now the last time I moved, I ordered

57:06

cardboard boxes

57:08

from Amazon. And it felt like the

57:10

dumbest thing in the world because there was, like, they sent

57:12

a huge Amazon cardboard

57:14

box, and I opened it up and there was twenty

57:16

small boxes.

57:18

It it was It was just like a free yeah.

57:20

A free twenty first box. Yeah. It's like if you cut up on a spider and a bunch of baby

57:22

spiders came out, you're like, goddamn it.

57:26

I don't anytime anytime that we order Amazon

57:28

stuff because we have our big, like, Amazon,

57:30

you know, subscribe and save shipment -- Yeah.

57:32

-- every every month. We save the box.

57:35

In case we ever need to move, we have

57:38

boxes. No. Oh.

57:40

So just FYI, you know? So you

57:42

could do that too. I don't remember the reasoning behind

57:45

this. but at some point, I I don't

57:47

know where the fuck I was. I don't know what I was doing.

57:49

I don't know the story behind this, but my wife

57:51

who has a car and

57:53

my former roommate was

57:56

visiting. The two

57:56

of them decided they should put screens on the

57:58

house. And they were like, we're gonna learn

57:59

how to do this ourselves. Let's

58:02

go on I

58:02

don't know, YouTube look up tutorials, and they, like, they walk to Home Depot,

58:05

which is, like, it's walkable. It's not a

58:07

fun walk, but it's walkable. They

58:09

get one of those those for

58:11

twelve feet This is where you where you're at? They bought a twelve

58:13

foot ladder. Oh, the twelve foot fucking

58:15

carried it back. Like,

58:18

they they the two like, a fucking, like, circus people. And,

58:20

like, I do not know why. I

58:22

do not there's reasoning there there

58:24

is there is a logic Reason I had

58:27

Yeah. And I'm like, they're the smart they both

58:29

have fucking doctorates. Like, but they were like,

58:31

I don't I don't think they were drinking. I think

58:33

they were just like, oh, we can walk over. It's a

58:35

nice walk. Let's go get don't know, let's get

58:38

fucking lunch while we're out. Let's go to Home Depot and

58:40

get screening materials. We need a ladder to

58:42

get up to do the screens. We gotta buy

58:44

a ladder so they fucking walked home with a ladder like a pair of circus

58:46

people. And, like,

58:48

I don't know, I do a lot of dumb shit,

58:50

but I've never walked home with a ladder.

58:54

I I feel

58:54

like I did I did something

58:56

like this when I lived in San Francisco with

58:58

my wife and I forget what we bought it was

59:00

either I wanna say it

59:02

was a couch or a mattress or

59:04

like it was like just far

59:07

enough from our apartment because I

59:09

used to live in downtown San Francisco, which was, like, close enough to, like,

59:11

you know, Union Square and, like, crate and barrel and shit like

59:13

that. All those dumb

59:16

stores And we bought something that we carried

59:18

home, but also, like, we ordered

59:20

it the day before and the pick up

59:22

day was during beta breakers. fuck.

59:26

So yeah. And beta breakers for those of you

59:28

don't that don't know listening, like, it starts off

59:30

as a race in San Francisco, and

59:32

it ends in just, like, like

59:36

a city mile of debauchery.

59:38

And it's just all these people getting

59:40

fully trashed downtown and

59:42

they take over the streets like you can't drive

59:44

your car And it's like, I I think I told the

59:47

story once in the show, like, this this woman,

59:49

like, dropped an entire pizza on the

59:51

street in front of me. Like,

59:53

We will just get trashed. And we got

59:55

like a huge I forget what it

59:57

was. It was like a some

59:59

huge dumb

59:59

furniture item, and

1:00:00

we were carrying it through beta

1:00:03

breakers, and we looked like like really

1:00:05

boring looters. You know, like, it was

1:00:07

like, did you guys steal that from a store?

1:00:09

Like, it's still wrapped

1:00:12

up. And it was it was, like, you know, tightly, like, vacuum

1:00:14

sealed and shit. And we're holding it on our shoulders.

1:00:16

And then there's just people

1:00:18

just, like, running in the street

1:00:20

streaking butt naked and, like, beta breakers, like, like, every San

1:00:23

Francisco festival turns into, like, a a

1:00:25

huge celebration of, like, sexuality and,

1:00:28

you know, and you know

1:00:30

like, gay marriage and open relationships. Everything all

1:00:32

the things that, like, conservatives hate that

1:00:35

San Francisco will, like, Halloween

1:00:37

turns into that No. It's like it's like if it's like

1:00:40

if the Boston Marathon

1:00:42

was immediately followed by, like,

1:00:44

New Orleans Mardi Gras Mhmm.

1:00:46

If there was, like, an

1:00:47

overlap there. Yeah. And it's just perfectly stated. Exactly. And

1:00:49

I feel like you guys probably just looked like you had

1:00:51

a very post modern theme

1:00:53

for your race. Like,

1:00:56

just people carrying a thing? because, like, people dress up in

1:00:58

costumes. They'll be, like, the ninja turtles or,

1:01:00

like, the power rangers and, like,

1:01:03

there's, like, floats that are, like, themed

1:01:05

and stuff like that. Like, apparently, like,

1:01:07

old school IGN, like, right,

1:01:09

I guess, before or

1:01:11

as I

1:01:12

started, or, I

1:01:13

guess, like, mid school IGN. No.

1:01:15

We're calling old school town. Yeah. One I

1:01:17

mean yeah. I know they're twenty five years old. Right? So

1:01:19

I was I wasn't there in the nineties. That's for

1:01:22

sure. But I mean, I was

1:01:24

on the website. But they would they would get a bunch of guys

1:01:26

would get together at IBM and, like, build

1:01:30

a float. and be

1:01:32

part of the beta break breakers

1:01:34

parade. Mhmm. And one

1:01:36

time, like, they did I

1:01:38

think, like, secret service was That's the only one I remember. I

1:01:40

wasn't there for it, but, like -- Yeah. -- we received

1:01:42

it, like, sure about it. Where it was there was

1:01:44

one guy who

1:01:46

looked, like, I think,

1:01:48

enough like Obama that they were like, you're the

1:01:50

president now. Yeah. And then the rest of

1:01:52

us are white dudes. So Yeah.

1:01:54

Yeah. It was where it was, like, eleven white

1:01:56

guys and one black guy who kind of looked like Obama and like

1:01:58

and, like, he would he would

1:02:00

wear the sunglasses and everybody else

1:02:02

wore, like, the dark shades aviators

1:02:06

shit like that. And they're they're just, like,

1:02:08

protecting him the whole time. And

1:02:10

everybody was,

1:02:12

like, slow down. So your video

1:02:14

game website, yeah, is is weird. It's weird. And

1:02:16

so yeah. Better breakers is, like I mean, it's been

1:02:18

a couple years since I've been there, but it's it's a

1:02:20

blast, but not It's a dumbest thing to carry

1:02:23

furniture through.

1:02:24

ha Yeah.

1:02:26

If you order a couch or

1:02:28

something, pick it up on

1:02:31

a Monday, I guess. People don't do it

1:02:33

that weekend. Mhmm. Have it delivered.

1:02:38

Cool. Ryan, do we have any

1:02:40

burning questions from our wonderful

1:02:42

listeners? You're you've been recording

1:02:44

this.

1:02:44

Right? Like, we're not just when

1:02:47

I was just like We're just we're just talking we're

1:02:49

just talking into a microphone and it it's just

1:02:52

yeah.

1:02:52

yeah

1:02:53

Right. When am I gonna when am I gonna, like, physically

1:02:55

see you again? I don't

1:02:58

know. We haven't we haven't seen

1:03:00

you in

1:03:02

person since, I think, for the first week of

1:03:04

March twenty twenty, that's

1:03:06

right. And we I can

1:03:08

tell you I can tell you the date Brian's

1:03:11

not necessary. Really?

1:03:14

I think I nailed it. because

1:03:16

it was it was the day we we

1:03:18

signed our paperwork for our my our

1:03:21

game consultation, and so I

1:03:23

sent it in. So I have that date. It

1:03:25

was, like, right before the California lockdown, that was the last time we've

1:03:27

seen I never go to Scott's house, at the

1:03:29

time and him he was kind of just

1:03:31

like,

1:03:31

no, we probably shouldn't

1:03:34

have

1:03:34

you guys all over here again like

1:03:36

this. because he was very paranoid. Yep. No. He's Yeah. He

1:03:38

doesn't have any internal organs. He

1:03:40

doesn't. Well, he only has diarrhea and

1:03:44

sun sun sun sun kissed. Yeah.

1:03:48

So he's

1:03:52

just Yeah. That was the

1:03:54

last time? Barbers in a

1:03:56

second. Yeah. Two and a half

1:03:58

years. I know. You you gotta get in the car. I'll

1:04:00

be honest with you. I'm not gonna go

1:04:02

go see you. You're too far. I don't

1:04:04

know where you are.

1:04:04

Oh, what? Oh, it's I'm in the

1:04:07

same distance, Brian. No. It's

1:04:08

Like, I'm in the same position. for

1:04:10

me to come It's uphill that way. it

1:04:13

gets to the Valle Am. Yeah. There's more to do

1:04:15

up there. There's there's nothing How far of

1:04:17

a drive are you from,

1:04:19

like, San Francisco?

1:04:22

like, three hours. Okay. That's

1:04:24

terrible. That that

1:04:26

isn't terrible. It's it's close

1:04:29

enough that it's, you know, That's

1:04:31

okay. It's okay. It's fine. Yeah. You know what you

1:04:33

should do? Here's what you should do. Okay. I'm not

1:04:35

gonna I'm not gonna tell you how to run your

1:04:37

marriage, but I think Okay.

1:04:40

Thank you. I Of course, I would never do that. I think you should

1:04:42

book you should book a night in the big

1:04:44

city with your with your wonderful,

1:04:45

beautiful wife

1:04:48

Uh-huh. And you should bookend

1:04:51

it around a little get together. We

1:04:53

all hang up. We see

1:04:56

each other.

1:04:57

maybe Maybe. Yeah.

1:04:58

We just have to

1:04:59

be, like, a big thing. We could just get, like,

1:05:01

dinner or something. Yeah. We can go sit in the park.

1:05:03

We can even be really far from

1:05:06

each other. I don't know what I

1:05:08

don't know what she likes. There's

1:05:09

a apparently, there's a mean girls musical. Does she

1:05:11

like mean girls?

1:05:13

Yes. That's also That sounds fine as hell. There's a

1:05:15

Mulan Rouge one, which Jen and Kristen saw, and

1:05:18

Kristen was came into She

1:05:20

was just outraged. She was very angry

1:05:22

at apparently, let us fucked it

1:05:24

up. I don't know how you fucked up really. Moolin Rusch, but They

1:05:26

didn't get that they didn't get that

1:05:29

song. Moolin Rusch.

1:05:32

didn't

1:05:32

get it right? I they

1:05:33

kept they kept spelling it Mullen

1:05:36

rogue, and everybody's

1:05:38

really mad. I've

1:05:39

actually never seen that movie. This woman just drops down

1:05:41

in the middle of it and kills everyone. You've

1:05:43

never you've never seen that? Mulan

1:05:46

rogue. Dude, you

1:05:46

didn't oh my god. Do

1:05:48

I need to see it? No, you don't. But

1:05:50

what if the prequels knew they were

1:05:54

bad? Oh,

1:05:56

okay. I mean, that's actually sold that

1:05:58

sold me more than any it's completely deliberately

1:06:00

bad shit fucking

1:06:02

insane. Like, you know when there's just

1:06:04

like you're like, wow. The the

1:06:07

this this image

1:06:10

you

1:06:10

know, this this artist, they clearly didn't try certain areas, but they

1:06:12

didn't need to. They just kinda powered through. Like,

1:06:15

it's just kinda -- Right.

1:06:18

It's a lot of that. Like, it's

1:06:20

a lot of really insane use of green screen,

1:06:22

and I think it was shot in the the

1:06:24

fox the

1:06:26

Fox Studios where they were doing the prequels, it it's around the same

1:06:29

time as, you know, like,

1:06:31

the the matrix prequels the

1:06:33

matrix prequels and the prequel trilogy and, like, it's Ewen McGregor

1:06:35

and it's, like, it's a lot of CG but

1:06:38

used in a completely fucking

1:06:40

vocker's way. Oh,

1:06:42

man. Yeah. I'm I'd be really curious to see

1:06:44

what you make of it. It's it's definitely,

1:06:46

like, it's abrasive. Like, it's it's

1:06:48

kind of, like, I

1:06:50

don't know if you ground up theater kids and started

1:06:52

them. Like Yeah. I mean, I

1:06:54

I'm just not wild about, like, I I

1:06:57

like I like music. I don't

1:06:59

like and I love movies. You know what I'm saying? But,

1:07:01

like, musicals are just like, oof.

1:07:04

It's

1:07:05

I

1:07:06

think it's probably offensive to musicals to call it a musical. It's a

1:07:09

Bazz Lohrman movie. Mhmm. I don't know. It's

1:07:11

it's You should you should watch and you should

1:07:13

see the evil dead musical. You'd

1:07:16

like that. I actually like a of stuff. So might

1:07:18

take it that I mean, it's visually

1:07:20

fucking cool. Mhmm.

1:07:22

They got

1:07:22

they got

1:07:24

What

1:07:26

what's her what's her fucking she played this is a she

1:07:28

played Cammy in the street

1:07:31

fighter movie. What's her face? I haven't

1:07:33

been out. Yeah. They got of a joke

1:07:35

to play an absent hallucination. So Alright.

1:07:37

Yeah. Okay. Like, she plays a she

1:07:40

plays the

1:07:42

green fairy. And then John like Wazamo plays a dwarf, but

1:07:44

he they don't really do much. They I

1:07:46

think he

1:07:46

honestly stood in he did a

1:07:49

thing

1:07:49

where he, like, you put your knees in

1:07:51

your shoes, but I think they put his, like, legs in green screen and keyed them out.

1:07:53

So he's just fucking old. It's

1:07:56

really offensive in a lot

1:07:58

of ways. from a Luigi

1:08:00

to a toad that's not good at all. Pretty

1:08:02

much. Yeah. Anyway,

1:08:03

did he just do it? Did he just do it in the

1:08:05

clown from Spokane? No. He's actually doing

1:08:07

he's actually doing a worse voice the whole

1:08:09

time. Really? Oh my god. I actually I

1:08:11

feel like I feel like that

1:08:14

describes every movie you see with

1:08:16

Gianliguizamo. The net you know, you're like, oh, he's

1:08:18

doing a worse voice than the last one, and it

1:08:20

just keeps going. It's not

1:08:22

as bad as the pest. but

1:08:25

it's definitely not. Oh, god.

1:08:27

Alright. That's good.

1:08:28

Step six. We'll we'll in

1:08:30

search

1:08:30

of Alita. We need to howanted

1:08:34

Weitah to make bad the pest.

1:08:43

I mean, I think that

1:08:43

dude, like, he I don't know. He he

1:08:45

was in

1:08:46

Romeo plus Juliet with that

1:08:49

was, like, Baselerman's first big thing. He played fucking, what,

1:08:51

tibbled or whatever. Right? Or Mercusio, you

1:08:54

know. He's thinking about it,

1:08:56

Romeo, minus Juliet. The pass the

1:08:58

pass is one of those movies.

1:09:00

I've that I've seen in the

1:09:02

beginning of that movie is so often

1:09:04

where it's just, like, farting in

1:09:06

the shower. Yeah. It's just, like, so aggressive and

1:09:08

-- Right. -- it's just so it's just so fucking in your

1:09:11

face and just it's so threatening. Like, it's so

1:09:13

goddamn threat. Like, the beginning of

1:09:15

it will be the pest so

1:09:17

fucking threatening. Like, I I kinda like it in in a

1:09:19

deranged, like, I watched it too many times after, like,

1:09:21

a fifth grade sleep over

1:09:23

kind of way. And

1:09:26

the rest of that movie is a rip off of the most

1:09:28

dangerous game starring the fucking principal

1:09:30

from Ferris Bueller's Day off who

1:09:32

wound up being a pedophile. And there's

1:09:34

a scene where he's an actual For a real

1:09:36

Yeah. No. He's an actual yeah. He like, an actual starring the sex vest.

1:09:38

Right. John Light was almost seems cool, but, like, as far as I know, but, like,

1:09:43

it's about that fucking,

1:09:44

you know, president or, you know,

1:09:46

principal runny or whatever trying to

1:09:49

kill him for fun. And then there's a scene where, like, I

1:09:51

think seagulls, like, shit shit on everybody and they start throwing

1:09:54

up everywhere. And I think that's all I remember. That

1:09:57

movie, it's not a good I forgot

1:09:59

that that dude is in that

1:09:59

movie. He's like the he's like the main

1:10:01

villain. That's the whole plot of the movie. That

1:10:03

guy the past is

1:10:05

a very bad movie. That is like a See, I'm going and

1:10:08

powered to duck also. I feel like I put

1:10:10

the pest next to, like, who let the dogs

1:10:12

out in

1:10:14

terms of, like, I know I know how it starts,

1:10:16

but I don't know how it ends. I mean,

1:10:18

you know, like, I know one like the baja.

1:10:21

You know the thing that's a bit. know that when

1:10:23

they go who let the dog I'm just like, that's the beginning of the

1:10:25

song. I have no idea what happens afterwards. I

1:10:27

have no idea who let

1:10:29

the dogs out ends. Like, does it fade out? Does it do they

1:10:32

get the dogs back in? Yeah. Like, does

1:10:34

it stop? Do they Does it just

1:10:36

get it? Hard cut. I

1:10:38

don't know. Right? That's how

1:10:40

I feel about the password. I'm like, alright. Starts

1:10:42

with him in the shower. He's definitely annoying. Got

1:10:44

that. I mean, the the thing is that

1:10:46

I think that certainly seems like I feel

1:10:49

like the the the pitch for that movie was

1:10:50

like, it it is a it is Ace Ventura with

1:10:54

sexy Latin flavor.

1:10:57

Right. Like, they were, like, we're gonna do

1:10:59

a Cuban Ace Ventura. Is he a pet detective? No. He's a con artist who is master

1:11:00

of

1:11:04

disguise. Has he's a passive detective. And then they

1:11:06

were like, okay. Wait. That didn't work so hot. Maybe we should remove the Latin flavor and just have a feeling about a

1:11:08

master of disguise. We'll

1:11:10

call it master of disguise.

1:11:12

and then that also didn't do so hard.

1:11:14

And so they stopped comedy movies. They make them They just don't overlap. I

1:11:19

couldn't ...gotten ahead, I couldn't tell you how master of disguise begins. Like

1:11:22

I've never I've never even tried to

1:11:24

watch that fucking movie. Me neither.

1:11:26

I don't even know how, like, Dana Harvey's

1:11:28

in it. I know he, like, dresses up as a bunch of

1:11:30

different characters. But I don't know if they're, like, hey, there was a crime. We need

1:11:32

you, the master of disguise, to

1:11:34

dress up as different people, to

1:11:38

figure out. Like, III no point

1:11:40

of reference there. I I haven't even read

1:11:42

the Wikipedia on it. Like, alright. Let's get

1:11:44

to the bottom of this. I've

1:11:46

read, like, Reddit comments about that movie or, like, you know, discussions and there are, like, definitely

1:11:48

people out there

1:11:51

who can, like, sight scenes

1:11:53

from it. And apparently, there's a part where he has to go in the turtle club, which is why he's

1:11:55

dressed like a turtle. Maybe I don't know. I

1:11:57

might be making that up. I don't

1:11:59

fucking know. Maybe

1:12:02

I'm

1:12:02

the master of jazz. I'm gonna We we

1:12:04

can also just not we can also stop

1:12:07

recording the show. I'm gonna tell you hold

1:12:09

on. I'm just gonna redo his this character to

1:12:11

How did I do to you? It's all you need to

1:12:13

know about this movie. Dana Carvey

1:12:15

as pistachio

1:12:16

disguisey.

1:12:18

Fuck you. I'm not making

1:12:19

that up. I wish I was. I'm really not

1:12:21

making that up. A man who follows in the

1:12:24

footsteps of his

1:12:26

family's legacy by becoming master of

1:12:29

disguise. Co starring Dylan

1:12:30

and Cole Sprouse as young

1:12:33

pistachio disguise. Little fuckers

1:12:35

from Big Daddy. I

1:12:40

see the titular little adding him for big daddy.

1:12:42

I I did

1:12:43

not know that he played

1:12:45

the character name stasio Disguising.

1:12:48

That's definitely the worst name

1:12:50

for a character that anyone's

1:12:53

ever played. And any

1:12:54

what say that again? Castachio. Like the the nut? Castachio. Mhmm.

1:13:00

Castachio, disguisey. That's

1:13:03

his name. Yes. That's so much worse

1:13:06

than I ever could have

1:13:08

imagined.

1:13:10

yeah

1:13:11

though Yeah. So If we ever decide

1:13:13

to do a movie commentary again, there we go. We got it. Yeah. That's fair. It'll

1:13:15

be double featured with

1:13:16

the

1:13:19

past.

1:13:19

Hey, man. The pest, it starts off

1:13:21

strong. It has the same it has the

1:13:23

same pump and energy as the

1:13:25

who let the dogs out, you

1:13:28

know. Yeah. That's

1:13:30

that's He's a farting. He's

1:13:32

dressed like Dracula. He's doing bad Asian impressions in the

1:13:34

shower. He's farting everywhere. It's it's very dark. Nice.

1:13:39

Alright. Well, I guess we can

1:13:39

wrap up now.

1:13:42

That's the end.

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No, dude. I haven't

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done that for, like, multiple years.

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I don't know. No.

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That's fair. I I kinda just, like,

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quietly dipped out because I was -- Oh. -- deeply unhappy for a

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You're much

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of Chuck Di flavor flavor thing going on with if we were on just drastically different mood stabilizers, you know? Yeah.

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If, like, Chuck

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Di was satter and less eloquent and flavor

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Also, they they at any given

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and they wouldn't really like That's fair. Yeah. Some

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days, I wake up and I'm

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just like, flavor, flavor. And

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you're like, listen, man, I'm fucking pissed

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you you take

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Exactly. Did you say that comment

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And

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I and I think if there is

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the century. I can't imagine anybody being like it was. So what what happened? So been

1:16:12

a fucking

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if they sat through that. And then us

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the olden days. And then what's the plot of the pest? Yeah. If if we made it

1:16:29

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