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welcome back to another episode of the

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comment section show sorry me your favorite

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on to the guest today we have

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two all stars and we are in

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the New York studio so don't freak

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out the shit hasn't changed it hasn't

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changed we're in a different place for

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the 6,000 time anyways onto the all-stars

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today we have the iconic the hilarious

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my Bessies from different people Tepa Pazua

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and Eric Sadenya I

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know you do. Welcome back

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to the show team. No,

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I can't. I actually

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do know that song. I

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know you know that song.

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I know you do. Welcome

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back to the show

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team. I'm very scared.

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It's been a while. I feel like.

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I never look at my snark pages

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do y'all? No, I don't even think

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I have one which is fun. I

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didn't even know if there was one

2:07

I didn't even know about snark pages

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until like end of last year I

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didn't even know they existed You know

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what guys if there is one about

2:16

me go crazy I don't like I

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have no idea They do something sinister

2:21

on that site I'm sure well they

2:23

do something sinister on that site I'm

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sure well they've had my face on

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wanted posters on read it for like

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years so that's why I think I

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didn't know about it my Twitter header

2:34

for a while when I still had

2:36

Twitter. But it says, does anyone know

2:38

that loud, loud bitch on TikTok? I

2:40

think her name is, and then they

2:43

wrote her off Walla, one up vote.

2:45

So I took a picture of it,

2:47

made it my Twitter background for a

2:49

long time. That is so funny. I

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love read it so much for two

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reasons. One, unlikely animal friendships. A duck

2:56

and a dog. What else do you,

2:58

what else do you fucking need? Like

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the tiger and the piglets, we've all

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seen it, you know what I mean?

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Like the the the deer and the

3:07

dog, the deer and the cat, like

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that's incredible. So that's like an incredible

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source for unlikely animal friendships. Right. And

3:13

then too, I'm not the greatest with

3:16

tech. So like any specific niche problem

3:18

you have, like there's some dude that's

3:20

answered. And I love for that too.

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Yeah. I was scrolling through and I

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also love like the Matrix ones where

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it's like an unlikely coincidence. And then

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one day I saw someone say, does

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anybody have snark on Tefi Passoa and

3:33

I deleted my account. I was like.

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I have a lot of snark on

3:38

the bitch. I'm taking my ball and

3:40

I'm going. Yeah, that's it. I don't

3:42

want to play anymore. And I miss

3:44

unlikely animal friendships every day. Well, the

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taffy lore runs deep. They would have

3:49

a field day. There's so much lore.

3:51

Every time you open your mouth, I'm

3:53

like, I have to stop drinking around

3:55

you. I'm like, I have one sip

3:57

of alcohol. I'm like, Eric, my papa?

4:00

There's some stories they start spilling out.

4:02

It's literally one drink in. And she...

4:04

That's also because Teve knows everybody. Yeah.

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Famous too. Like Tevee's famous person tea

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is piping hot. Every time I see

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her I'm like, I'm like, hold on,

4:13

hold on, hold on, let me, let

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me, let me, let's go back to

4:17

that last one. And then Bill Nye

4:19

leaned into my ear. And you think

4:22

that's a joke? That's the crazy part.

4:24

You think that's a joke? You think

4:26

that shit's a joke? Bill, Bill, we

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love you. Like, even the last time

4:30

we were together, I know that story.

4:33

And we were like looking like yay.

4:35

And then she came back, she's like,

4:37

you don't even want to know what

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I did. I spelled an entire martini

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in her lap. I'm Sophie, I've been

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a, I've been a, I've, I've, I've,

4:46

I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've,

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I've, oh my god, my god. Well,

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like, I used to work as a

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wardrobe, oh my god, my god, well,

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like, like, like, I used to work,

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well, like, like, I used to work,

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I used to work, I used to,

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I used to, I used to, I

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used to, like, I used to, I

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used to, I used to, I used

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to, I used to, I used to,

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I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've,

5:12

I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've,

5:15

I've, I've, I after my third martini

5:17

I went up to Sophia and I

5:19

probably drooled at her or something while

5:21

speaking and I remember I got up

5:23

because I had like my alarm went

5:26

off like oh you're embarrassing yourself and

5:28

as I got up I was like

5:30

I was because I was kneeling over

5:32

her. Remember me right? I steamed all

5:34

your stuff. I think that one time

5:37

10 years ago. And I was like,

5:39

and my man was looking on me.

5:41

And then as I got up, the

5:43

homeitini, and I saw her go like

5:45

this, and I just ran back to

5:48

Eric into Eric's arms. And he said,

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get off me. I get this. Eric

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did nothing to stop it. So anything

5:54

he hates women. No, Eric looked at

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me in my eyes and said. That's

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true. I'm going to be Eric and

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you be Tef. Look at me and

6:03

you. Look at me and be drunk

6:05

and be drunk. And be drunk. That

6:07

is so embarrassing. I did say that.

6:10

I did. I was like, no, there's

6:12

no way. Because I was like, there's

6:14

no way that really happened. And she's

6:16

like, it did. But the tephy law

6:18

runs deep. Like, there's always something happening.

6:21

That's true. You surround yourself with like

6:23

an energy. That was honestly a really

6:25

great Eric impression. When me and Eric

6:27

worked tic-tac in the mix, together, we

6:29

had the best time ever, bonded like

6:32

real sisters. But then I remember those

6:34

guys, I had to confront those men

6:36

that were being rude to my sister

6:38

and my agent. They were like blocking

6:40

their view of the stage and I

6:43

was like, hey, should you, we asked

6:45

them to move? And Dacen goes, I

6:47

already did, but they just keep, they

6:49

said the last time we asked them,

6:51

they were like, no. And they were

6:54

like, we asked them, they can't see.

6:56

And so the two of them are

6:58

not confrontational. So then they were just

7:00

sitting there. She probably went, OK. Yeah,

7:02

she was like, they said no. And

7:05

so then I was like, OK. So

7:07

I stood up and I like tapped

7:09

on my shoulder. I was like, hey,

7:11

do you mind scooting to the left?

7:13

And he was like, no. And to

7:16

my face, to which I respond with,

7:18

why? And then we were just looking

7:20

at each other. And then I was

7:22

like, is there a problem? Like, like,

7:24

like, no. Okay, then and then Billy

7:27

came and stood next to me and

7:29

then the two of us are talking

7:31

to those two men and it was

7:33

just awkward tension Eric what did you

7:36

say Eric said when we left he

7:38

goes that was the scariest thing that's

7:40

ever happened. I was like that was

7:42

so insane. I was like I was

7:44

like I was like we weren't in

7:47

the same couch for like yeah, and

7:49

when your man stood up I was

7:51

like oh down like something bad he's

7:53

a big man like it's scary went

7:55

back to go host you and I

7:58

you were like just the two of

8:00

you like standing next to each other

8:02

look you look so upset I was

8:04

scared I was scared they're gonna kill

8:06

someone like someone's gonna die like him

8:09

doing nothing I was saying I was

8:11

observing he is simply a voyeur He's

8:13

just peeping all the two. I just

8:15

like, I like to observe. Did it,

8:17

has anything embarrassing happened with you? Oh,

8:20

famous people? We'll remember my famous. I

8:22

saw you on the street and you

8:24

told me after your birthday party you

8:26

got, uh, diarrhea. Okay, you have to

8:28

use that word. And I did it,

8:31

I was, I had, I, I didn't

8:33

have, okay, speaking a diarrhira though. I

8:35

did just have noravirus and I did

8:37

lose. Five to ten pounds. Oh my

8:39

god, I can't tell it all. I'm

8:42

estimating I don't have a scale. And

8:44

no one has... And no one has...

8:46

Based off how these shoulders are a

8:48

little loose. Like, no one has complemented

8:50

me. And I just... Have you seen

8:53

that episode of Girls? Or it's like,

8:55

if I look really skinny, it's because

8:57

I... Like, I haven't eaten all days.

8:59

Like, you look exactly... No, but my

9:01

birthday, I ate at the 9th. Have

9:04

you ever been? It's like, you've been.

9:06

The 9th? Yeah. And I don't know

9:08

what I ate, but it literally, like,

9:10

I went out that night at my

9:12

birthday, the next day I was like,

9:15

I'm hung over, and then I was

9:17

like, oh, I'm not hung over. And

9:19

I was so thin. And I was

9:21

at the beginning of my first day

9:23

of my first day of the year,

9:26

of my new year, my new year.

9:28

Is new age. What is new age.

9:30

What is new age. What is new

9:32

age. What is, what is, what is,

9:34

what is, what is, what is, what

9:37

is, what is, what is, what is,

9:39

what is, what is, what is, what

9:41

is, what is, what is, what is,

9:43

what is, what is, what is, what

9:45

is, 38, 38, 38, 38, 38, 38,

9:48

38, 38, 38, 38, 38, 38, 38,

9:50

38 I just turned 21, you guys.

9:52

We're just trying to get our steps

9:54

in, so we're walking around and then

9:56

we're like, in an hour, we'll go

9:59

get drunk. You know what I mean?

10:01

Like, that's the finish line. One thing

10:03

about me and Flora is we're gonna

10:05

go get fucked up. You're pre- gaming.

10:07

Exactly. We're pre-giving with 10,000 staff. Yeah.

10:10

So we're walking, and I'm like, oh

10:12

my. god Eric and Ruben and I

10:14

see Eric and Ruben and they're like

10:16

like like and I'm like oh my

10:19

god hi and they're like oh my

10:21

god hi we haven't eaten in 24

10:23

hours no literally and they were like

10:25

blue or green yeah they're like the

10:27

neurovirus no that was like the night

10:30

in August yeah it was like it

10:32

was really because he's a Virgo yeah

10:34

you and me both girl mm-hmm mm-hmm

10:36

mmm mhm mm-hmm mmm mhm mmm mmm

10:38

mmm mmm mm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

10:41

mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm m-

10:43

mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm-

10:45

mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm-

10:47

mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm-

10:49

mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm-

10:52

mm- mm- mm- mm-hmm- mm- mm- mm-

10:54

mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- Because

10:56

Leo's already gone, but I'm on the

10:58

last day of cancer. So you're like

11:00

a cuss. That's not real. I think

11:03

you're Leo. If I'm Calemian am I

11:05

almost Venezuelan? I'm not putting words. I'm

11:07

not putting words in my mouth. Has

11:09

anything embarrassing ever happened with you and

11:11

a celebrity? I know Tevee sold me

11:14

a million. Okay, well. I'm trying to

11:16

think. Jeff Goldblum tried to fuck me,

11:18

I'm thinking. That's actually true. And if

11:20

you go watch the videos, you could

11:22

tell. No, everyone wanted it to happen

11:25

to. They were rooting for it. We

11:27

were all rooting for you. Thank you

11:29

so much. His wife seems so nice.

11:31

But anyway, embarrassing. I don't know. Once

11:33

I went up to this, do you

11:36

know, I forgot her name and I

11:38

don't want to mispronounce it, but she's

11:40

from Mean Girls and she's like this

11:42

beautiful Indian girl and she plays like.

11:44

Oh yes, in the new Mean Girl,

11:47

yeah. I recognized her and I was

11:49

like, that's my friend. And I like,

11:51

and I was like at an event

11:53

and I walked away. And then I

11:55

was like, oh hey. And she literally

11:58

looked to me like, like, who the

12:00

fuck her? I just didn't know what

12:02

to do. I said, you don't know

12:04

me. I thought, should we knew each

12:06

other? And then we did it. And

12:09

then I was like, we don't know

12:11

each other. And then I walked away.

12:13

My mom never had. I like, that's

12:15

my most recent one. You just ate

12:17

it and left. I was like, oh,

12:20

we don't know each other. And I

12:22

walked away. Never mind. But like, I

12:24

didn't, I'd ever say, I didn't make

12:26

it weird. I don't know why. I

12:28

don't know why. I don't know why.

12:31

If you would have played it off

12:33

because they go to so many events,

12:35

and if you would have played it

12:37

off, been like, I met you at

12:39

the variety thing, she would have been

12:42

like, oh my God, of course. Right.

12:44

You have to lie more. He can't

12:46

lie. Like, Eric is incapable of lying.

12:48

Well, he just told us, he lost

12:50

five to 10 pounds. And that was

12:53

the truth. I gave me more. when

12:55

I did the Oscars like two years

12:57

ago, I had to do like a

12:59

little tour thing the day before because

13:01

they were like showing where I was

13:04

going to stand and stuff. And they

13:06

were like, oh yeah, we sent out

13:08

like the ask ahead of time, like,

13:10

oh, we're going to have someone with

13:13

TikTok, like, please stop if you would

13:15

like to, whatever. And she was like,

13:17

Paul Mescal is like so excited. He's

13:19

seeing you. And I was Logan. So

13:21

I was like, Percy Jackson. And then

13:24

she goes, and then she just kind

13:26

of turned around and just kept talking.

13:28

And I was like, oh. And then

13:30

Jason was like, that's not, as soon

13:32

as we were alone, she's like, that's

13:35

not, I don't know who you're thinking

13:37

of, but that's not Paul mascot. And

13:39

I go, it's not the guy from

13:41

Percy Jackson. Oh. And then I go.

13:43

Oh, so it's not, and I was

13:46

like, and so he's also not in

13:48

13 reasons why, and she goes, that's

13:50

a completely different. Those are two different

13:52

white boys. Yeah, yeah. And I thought

13:54

all of them were Logan Lerman. I,

13:57

so. The way you absorb young adult

13:59

content too, like, get her, like, why

14:01

a, oh my God, so sorry, sorry,

14:03

I said sorry, okay. And the way

14:05

that you like, my cousin's the same

14:08

way, like, like, let me tell like,

14:10

like, let's go out to the, like,

14:12

like, like, like, let's go out to

14:14

the, You might be the love of

14:16

your life. She's like, no. And I'm

14:19

like, okay, why don't we dress like

14:21

Dobby? She's like, no, you're talking. I'm

14:23

in, I'm in, I'm in. That is,

14:25

that is me. It's very, I don't

14:27

know anyone, but I have the confidence.

14:30

that I do, which is kind of

14:32

bad, but you know, no, no, like

14:34

I normally, me and Decent Joke all

14:36

the time that she's like, Anne Hathaway

14:38

and the Devil Horse Prada and I'm

14:41

Miranda Priestly. Like she's whispering in my

14:43

ear the names of everybody and how

14:45

I know them where I met them

14:47

last. I've texted so many people about

14:49

like Tefy knows everything and everyone. I

14:52

could just watch her story times. I'm

14:54

like, okay, I learned to 18 things.

14:56

Your brain has such a specific pocket

14:58

for like things that are happening. I

15:00

know I need people to stop also

15:03

messaging me telling me I'm autistic that

15:05

is not. That's it! Congratulations! I get

15:07

that all the time too. Teppy I'm

15:09

autistic and I love astrology I love

15:11

pop culture and I also have a

15:14

history of ED and I'm like doesn't

15:16

that make me a girl? Talk to

15:18

Joe and Andrew about it too. I

15:20

get diagnosed all the time on everything.

15:22

Anytime I say any any sort of

15:25

interests that I have or don't have.

15:27

Oh, well, obviously I know what you

15:29

have. Yes, and they diagnose me. I'm

15:31

like, I'm a cancer. Yeah, I attribute

15:33

it to that all the time. One

15:36

thing though, I tell my therapist every

15:38

Thursday at 11 am, are you sure?

15:40

It's not BD. Because I feel really

15:42

strongly. She's like, no, no, no, that's

15:44

just shame. I'm like. When I make

15:47

her laugh, I'm like, gotcha. And then

15:49

I forget what I was saying. No,

15:51

it's like me just constantly performing. You're

15:53

like doing Showtime. I already know. You're

15:56

like, send that to you. I get

15:58

to talk about me. And then sometimes

16:00

I'll be talking for 40 minutes and

16:02

I go. I'm sorry. And then sometimes

16:04

I'll be talking for 40 minutes and

16:07

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how sometimes you'll go to a stand-up

16:57

show and the person will have like

16:59

a notepad look. I'm just gonna like

17:02

try some stuff. Yeah, that's me in

17:04

therapy. I'm just gonna try some stuff.

17:06

Just throw everything out there. What about

17:08

you Eric? Do you like have fun

17:10

in therapy? I have therapists. I gave

17:13

her up for... Lent? Yeah, that's what

17:15

I'll say. No, I like tried it

17:17

and then she wasn't getting the vibe.

17:19

But like, I need like, I was

17:21

like, we were not vibing. One of

17:24

my jokes. Like, seriously. And like, no,

17:26

I was like, oh. She didn't get

17:28

you. No, she didn't get me. And

17:30

then I was like, I need a

17:32

gay guy and then I never found

17:35

him. So, T, T, T, T, T,

17:37

T. I. I almost shaved my head.

17:39

Me too. Me too. On live. I

17:41

was in a survey. I almost went

17:43

live. You are in, do you want

17:46

to? Bleach the eyebrow, shave the head,

17:48

a new era for Teffi. Yeah. I

17:50

see it for you. Thank you so

17:52

much. Yeah. And then I just start

17:54

walking barefoot everywhere. No, no, no. Grounding.

17:57

Grounding. That's my new, that's my new

17:59

thing. I do see that in Los

18:01

Angeles a lot. Yeah. Not here, not

18:03

here, though. In New York. In New

18:05

York. Oh, no, it's also so fucking

18:08

cold here. What's going on? Yeah, you're

18:10

not used to it. It's a polar

18:12

vortex. I hate it. It's truly so

18:14

terrible The first time, like my first

18:16

year in New York, it was a

18:19

polar vortex and I was so broke

18:21

I would layer three cardigans on top

18:23

of each other and I used to

18:25

like pray at night for like my

18:27

family, my friends. and said I could

18:30

afford a coat. That was like my

18:32

thing. My mom's like, go to Macy's.

18:34

Go get a fucking coat. And then

18:36

I, and then I did. And I

18:38

had the same coat, I think, for

18:41

like five years. And she did that

18:43

by candlelight error because she's so much

18:45

older than us. Yeah, can you believe

18:47

that? Well, when I, well, when I

18:50

had that oil in that one thing.

18:52

She had that. You were giving Lily

18:54

Rose Depp in No Sparatu. Yes. Yes.

18:56

Yes. I haven't watched it yet. Have

18:58

you guys seen it? Oh yeah. I

19:01

need him bad. It's too. I need

19:03

him real bad. We need to talk

19:05

about your type because it's getting scary.

19:07

My type is someone who doesn't like

19:09

me. Her type scares me too, honestly.

19:12

She was talking to me about someone

19:14

not too long ago and I go,

19:16

I'm going to be honest, when you

19:18

were telling him, he scares me. Are

19:20

you in December? Yes! I was like,

19:23

he scares me, I'm afraid of him.

19:25

Are you alone with him? Yeah. I

19:27

was like, did he spend time alone

19:29

with him because he scares me? Well

19:31

that's I told Debbie I'm like it's

19:34

because you're the most interesting woman alive

19:36

you need to date someone she dates

19:38

these lunatics and it's because they're more

19:40

they're just a little bit more interesting

19:42

than her they're matching her vibe yeah

19:45

crazy need for freak yeah if you

19:47

if she had someone bland Yeah. He

19:49

would just run right over. Like there's

19:51

no way. That's why I said let's

19:53

put the difference. Although I did meet

19:56

you when you were with that really

19:58

boring guy. Remember you had pink hair

20:00

and that? Oh, I'm not allowed to

20:02

talk about that. Wait, I know that

20:04

guy. Yeah, he was boring. Yeah, he

20:07

would. Wait, no, I'm thinking of a

20:09

different guy. No, you're thinking of this.

20:11

It's the same guy? Yep. His little

20:13

boy, right? He was boring to you,

20:15

he was annoying to me. Oh, he

20:18

like said five words. Probably I've always

20:20

dated a mute who's a little guy.

20:22

Yeah, yeah, that is your type, yeah.

20:24

And it's like a little bit of

20:26

a ham. But I, uh, my therapist

20:29

last Thursday said, I said, what I,

20:31

this year, I want to start dating

20:33

people who like me and she went,

20:35

yes. And I was like, you poor,

20:37

poor angel. She said finally. Every time

20:40

I say like, oh, so I went

20:42

on a date with this guy or

20:44

something or this person and I can

20:46

see her eyes go, uh-huh. Because she

20:48

says that I'm a love addict and

20:51

then I said, what does that mean?

20:53

Because I've been single for three years.

20:55

Don't you think a love act of

20:57

get a dose? But you know what

20:59

I mean? Like, okay. Just please, sir.

21:02

But she said... But she said, um...

21:04

Most people in society are love addicts

21:06

because of the media and marketing like

21:08

it's not normal for you to check

21:10

your phone or like to be obsessed

21:13

with somebody or to like imagine your

21:15

last name and stuff like that like

21:17

that's not normal and like for your

21:19

day to be Based on the communication

21:21

and the other person like that is

21:24

signs of love addiction and it's just

21:26

like attachment theory, but she made me

21:28

read this book where it's like anxious

21:30

and anxiously attached with a present mother

21:33

and unpresent father and reverse and same

21:35

for avoidant and let me tell you

21:37

I want to know less because that

21:39

is so because essentially the best thing

21:41

to do for everybody is to just

21:44

be like vulnerable and I rather shit

21:46

out a knife so that's no well

21:48

I don't want to do that so

21:50

what's the other option? Because then I

21:52

have to walk around knowing that there

21:55

is somebody in this world that has

21:57

me in their phone with evidence that

21:59

I was down. Yeah, I feel that.

22:01

You should start being publicly down bad.

22:03

What the fuck? No. Yes, Brittany Brosy

22:06

does it all the time. I love

22:08

to see it. We love to see

22:10

it. All the time. All the time.

22:12

I love it. All the time. I

22:14

love it. But I need to be

22:17

left with a little fucking pride. Yeah.

22:19

You know, like something. Okay. I love

22:21

that Eric thinks the worst thing he's

22:23

ever done to somebody is lead them

22:25

on a little. Like he always says

22:28

a story about you ghost people all

22:30

the time No, no, okay. What is

22:32

ghosting is ghosting like if I if

22:34

we went on one date I don't

22:36

owe you anything. That's what I say

22:39

all the time. We talked about ghosting

22:41

before Eric and I Yeah, we're not

22:43

if we're if you've met my friends,

22:45

yeah, and you've been around me and

22:47

we've gone out together. I'm not gonna

22:50

ghost you. Mm-hmm But you're going to

22:52

see evidence that you're going to feel

22:54

it coming. If I won the lottery,

22:56

you wouldn't know, but there would be

22:58

signs. Exactly. If I start to resent

23:01

you, there will be signs. Like, I'll

23:03

say things like, thanks, buddy. Like, I'll

23:05

say stuff like that, you know what

23:07

I'll say, stuff like that, you know

23:09

what I mean? Yeah, we start friend

23:12

zoning. Yeah. I told Eric, I think

23:14

on the last episode, you're my boyfriend

23:16

or boyfriend. You're in a committed relationship.

23:18

Well, and I think of it like

23:20

taking the train. Like, if I met

23:23

you on the train, like, I don't

23:25

need to tell you when I get

23:27

off. I met you one time. That's

23:29

my stop. See you later. However, if

23:31

we got on the train together. and

23:34

we've been talking the whole time and

23:36

I would have to let you know

23:38

I'm departing yeah for some reason but

23:40

if I just met you I just

23:42

stand up and get off that's how

23:45

I see it yeah I see those

23:47

videos with like a girl before she's

23:49

about to ghost you I've never ghosted

23:51

someone after being like I wonder what

23:53

our kids would look like no I'm

23:56

I want to make a haired all

23:58

of you if I say that to

24:00

you are joking are you joking yeah

24:02

come on now What about you Eric?

24:04

What kind of partner are you? I'm

24:07

just like, do you have a hair

24:09

with all of Reuben? I should make

24:11

one. Yes. I think you would be

24:13

beautiful. No, like when me and Reuben

24:15

started talking, I would like call, I

24:18

would be like having panic attacks. He

24:20

then text me for like four hours.

24:22

I called my friend Jan. I'd be

24:24

like, my friend Jan. I'd be like

24:27

having panic attacks. He then text me

24:29

for like, it's good. No, this is

24:31

when I had a job. I got

24:33

a real job. I was like a

24:35

real member of society. Yeah, this is

24:38

before we were, no, justice on the

24:40

internet. She was like talking me off

24:42

the ledge and I'm like, then he'd

24:44

text me back and I'm like, I'm

24:46

good girl. I'm like, we're good. You're

24:49

like going to go to the gym.

24:51

One time before though, I think this

24:53

guy, he was so into me. You

24:55

know when like someone's like, like, not

24:57

love bombing you, but you like, they

25:00

just want your attention so bad. My

25:02

entire life. Yeah. And I'm like, I

25:04

thought you, okay. I'm just like, you're

25:06

eating it up. It's like the best

25:08

thing ever. And then I knew he

25:11

liked me and I was just like,

25:13

hmm, I don't know, but I like

25:15

the attention. And he texted me like,

25:17

like, like, I missed you too girl.

25:19

No, no, no, I said, I missed

25:22

you too, Miss Girl, like Miss Girl.

25:24

And he like, Me too, Diva. He

25:26

called me on the phone, he said,

25:28

I missed you, no, literally. He called

25:30

me on the phone, he's like, that

25:33

hurt my feelings. And I was like,

25:35

damn, and he confronted you. I was

25:37

like, Miss Girl, it's okay. Sorry, Diva.

25:39

We're good. I was really trying to

25:41

like. Friend zoning like a mother by

25:44

this point. Yeah several times. We're actually

25:46

seeing each other like Miss girl Miss

25:48

girl And then you're like that hurt

25:50

your feelings It's like girl It's like

25:52

you remember me so much of my

25:55

sister Yeah, that's a crazy thing to

25:57

say. That's a really rude fucking thing

25:59

to say to me. I was watching

26:01

anora and loved it, but I, uh,

26:03

this... One, I got on like, because

26:06

I watched Enora and my phone heard

26:08

it, I got back on Stripper Talk,

26:10

thank God. Yeah, I'm on Stripper Talk

26:12

too. And then, did you say that

26:14

I want to take up that the

26:17

girl was like my most request, the

26:19

thing people say to me the most

26:21

is like, you remind me so much

26:23

of my daughter? Yeah, I've seen that

26:25

too. My mom. Yeah. Daughter, it's like

26:28

daughter, like daughter or stepdaughter, which is

26:30

fucking, like, Yeah, oh that like oh

26:32

that hit me. That's a lot I

26:34

know I'm a nasty get him out

26:36

of the room That's crazy. No, I'm

26:39

a stick so much, but what? I'm

26:41

gonna do like a, we gotta get

26:43

you something. A dose. A dose. A

26:45

dose. A dose. A dose. I actually

26:47

wait, that reminds me, I'll tell you

26:50

after we finish, but I have someone

26:52

in my head that I was like,

26:54

I'm gonna see if he sucks, because

26:56

if he doesn't, I'm gonna try to

26:58

set him up with Debbie. Mouth the

27:01

word to me. You don't know him,

27:03

that's why you don't, no idea, which

27:05

is a good thing. I think you

27:07

need someone that's not, that's not, that's

27:10

not, that's not, that's not, that's not,

27:12

that's not, in, in, in, in, in,

27:14

in, in, in, like, like, like, like,

27:16

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

27:18

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

27:21

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

27:23

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

27:25

like, One time I told Tevee I

27:27

was like, why don't you try dating

27:29

an athlete or something? She goes, oh,

27:32

because I have this like crazy dream

27:34

where I like monogamy. So. Oh. Papa,

27:36

do you hear me? And I was

27:38

like, no, I know. I tell people

27:40

that all the time about athletes, especially.

27:43

I'm like, well, are you cool with

27:45

being a sister wife? Because that's kind

27:47

of what you do when you start

27:49

dating one? Yeah. Tevee dreams, a little

27:51

dreamt. a different they're exercising a different

27:54

muscle. Yeah, in the off season. How

27:56

they keep their competitive edge. Yeah, I

27:58

have my friends raw, so. My nail

28:00

girl was telling me a story about

28:02

someone who was like she matched with

28:05

like a NFL player. I told Teve

28:07

this story. But after she spent like

28:09

a week with him, he only saw

28:11

her at night between the hours of

28:13

9 to 3 p.m. Because his wife

28:16

and children are at home. Yeah, at

28:18

home. Yeah, so like he only came

28:20

to the hotel to see her at

28:22

night. And then she was like, what

28:24

are we? Never heard back from him.

28:27

She was asking me about it. And

28:29

I said, how old is she? And

28:31

she said, well, yeah, he said, maybe,

28:33

I think he's just busy, like, like,

28:35

with practice and training. He's a football

28:38

player. They're in Austin. I said, girl,

28:40

the Super Bowl just ended like two

28:42

weeks ago. It's March. Please. Young, loving

28:44

girls, naive. Why not I am bushy

28:46

to love a girl from my own

28:49

tiny Tim? And Merry Christmas, everyone! Like,

28:51

you're like, step out of the bitch!

28:53

Oh my god, yeah, being like young

28:55

and like really wanting love is like

28:57

that weird, like you're like willing to

29:00

do anything. Yeah. There is no pride.

29:02

Like it's losers. I was on the

29:04

ground. That'd be fucking crazy. Nobody more

29:06

naive than a girl getting back in

29:08

the streets after a long release. relationship

29:11

because they have they're like oh you

29:13

like somebody you get to know each

29:15

other become your boyfriend I'm like and

29:17

I'm like that meme of the veteran

29:19

with the shell with a thousand yards

29:22

there I'm like honey you have a

29:24

big storm I know you have a

29:26

big storm I know like one of

29:28

my friends a long time ago was

29:30

like I think I'm gonna break up

29:33

with my boyfriend and I was like

29:35

look at me if this was lady

29:37

in the tramp I'm like or like

29:39

the aristocrats I'm like those stray cats

29:41

and you're like You wouldn't last a

29:44

day in the streets, you hear me?

29:46

I know, like hearing the hinge notification

29:48

is like a veteran hearing a firework.

29:50

Don't. Is that okay to say? We'll

29:52

see, we'll revisit it in the edits.

29:55

Well you guys will let me know.

29:57

I'm sure about that. Yeah, we don't

29:59

miss the streets. Eric, do you miss

30:01

the streets? You motherfunk. I refuse to

30:04

suck someone's dick because I'm not going

30:06

to do that. It doesn't exist in

30:08

Brooklyn really. No. My rule is I

30:10

cannot, can you say suck dick on

30:12

the comment section? Yeah of course you

30:15

can. Thank you Spotify, thank you Papa.

30:17

I refuse to suck someone's dick if

30:19

a guy has sucked their dick because

30:21

I can never match that level of

30:23

enthusiasm like the two hands and the

30:26

gagging and stuff like I'm not going

30:28

to do that. And it's not even

30:30

your birthday. It's not Veterans Day. No,

30:32

it's please. It's not Arbor Day. I'm

30:34

not anti bisexual. She doesn't believe in

30:37

them. She just said it on the

30:39

pod. Seriously, she doesn't believe in you

30:41

guys. LGBTQ guys, we got a rally.

30:43

Let's get Tephi. She isn't a bisexual,

30:45

but she doesn't. I believe in bisexual

30:48

men. I just don't understand why you

30:50

guys discover that you're bisexual when you're

30:52

dating me. My only problem with it

30:54

is that. Like, how is dating me,

30:56

helping you, seeing me like Mettico? No,

30:59

we could be sister wives, because we're

31:01

giving the, we look like twins. Right.

31:03

Right? Right. My man would like you

31:05

more than me. And what's wrong with

31:07

that? Then you make perfect, sister wives.

31:10

I was dating this guy, and he's

31:12

bi, right? And I was like, is

31:14

it 50-50? And he goes, no, it's

31:16

like 70-50. And I was like, one,

31:18

I'm really concerned, because that means you

31:21

like men, two, and two, 70-50. Oh,

31:23

two, oh, two. And then I was

31:25

like, well, now I have the again.

31:27

I was like, I was going to

31:29

do with that. Oh, I know that

31:32

you're gay, because bisexual can't do math.

31:34

I had a guy make up a

31:36

word once to my face while he

31:38

was talking down to me about being

31:40

smart. Of course. And telling me how

31:43

smart men are compared to women and

31:45

I was like, right, right, right, right,

31:47

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31:49

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Terms Obviously.

34:15

That is actually, that actually is the,

34:18

Eric is the, the major dreams. That's

34:20

actually, he's emotionally unavailable. Right. Thinking about

34:22

men when we're together. Right. I'm just,

34:24

I know, I'm kidding. Has a great

34:27

sense of style, great jewelry. Good. Right.

34:29

Good hair. I do think that it's

34:31

a little fucked up though that when

34:33

you wear that long wig, then like

34:36

what were you before you were like

34:38

Jacob? I was Jacob from Twilight and

34:40

people kept I think like one of

34:42

the top one of the top comments

34:45

was like do you look like Tafi

34:47

Pizzoa? No. Well that's when you could

34:49

pin comments you pinned it. Yeah. Yeah

34:51

with that wig on you're like what's

34:54

wrong with that? Literally, that's why I

34:56

brought this here today. To make that

34:58

video. I hate that you have highlights

35:01

in it too. What's wrong with that?

35:03

Oh, a girl can't get her hair

35:05

done anymore. Y'all hate to see the

35:07

pretty girl win. How about that? It's

35:10

illegal to be stunning and gorgeous, apparently.

35:12

Okay, this wig with this blazer. I

35:14

should be a lawyer. Do you look

35:16

like you barely survived that divorce by

35:19

the skin of your teeth? You look

35:21

like... And I got the house too.

35:23

You got the house. You look like

35:25

a DA in lawn order SVU. Dung,

35:28

dung. Yeah. I'm here to serve you,

35:30

baby. Hi, are you Tepi Pissoa? Eric,

35:32

I know it's you in that wig.

35:35

I'm here to serve you, baby. You

35:37

need to get a bob. like real

35:39

cut your hair. You are you want

35:41

to see me fail so bad. You

35:44

want to see in your story the

35:46

other day? You said should I cut

35:48

my hair? I want to see you

35:50

store. Everyone is yelling at me not

35:53

to and now my feelings are hurt.

35:55

Like the what's the Aaron Paul from

35:57

Breaking Bad when he's like? Yeah, yeah.

35:59

people were screaming at me. But I

36:02

do think it would be cute. Everybody

36:04

vote. Yeah, audio listeners, make sure you

36:06

vote, whether or not TV should be.

36:08

Audio listeners, audio listeners, not knowing I'm

36:11

in a wig. Guys, I put the

36:13

wig on. You guys are missing out.

36:15

Eric's in a wig. Audio listeners, I

36:18

want you to imagine the most synthetic.

36:20

Oh, this is human hair. Oh, this

36:22

is human hair. It's giving the first

36:24

Harry Potter Professor Quill. No, it's giving,

36:27

it's giving, it's giving, like, I found

36:29

it on the street kind of vibe.

36:31

Eric was literally late coming here today

36:33

and he said, oh my God, guys,

36:36

I saw this mannequin in the window

36:38

and he took a picture of a

36:40

mannequin with a bob just like that

36:42

and glasses that he wears all the

36:45

time. and took pictures outside in front

36:47

of the window. And then was late

36:49

getting here. I didn't tell you guys,

36:52

but I was on the street and

36:54

there was a fire truck and ambulance

36:56

going by and they got stuck in

36:58

traffic, but their sirens were still on.

37:01

So I waited. I waited for it

37:03

to pass so I could take a

37:05

video and I made it. The bit

37:07

always comes first. It has to. And

37:10

I was like, oh, it has to.

37:12

And I'm standing there in my wig

37:14

like, wait a minute. It's like, it'd

37:16

be good TikTok. And it's literally me,

37:19

like, because you know, Azalea makes has

37:21

that, that bit in the wig where

37:23

she was like, she's like, do you

37:26

make music for gay people? She's like,

37:28

I do. And so I was like,

37:30

trinity. I saw Azalea makes. We have

37:32

to put this tic-tac in the seven.

37:35

It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. Not

37:37

funny. What makes it funny is he

37:39

was 20 minutes late because he was

37:41

doing that. I'm sorry I looked at

37:44

the clock it was 17. It was

37:46

17 minutes. The elevator took a long

37:48

time to get up to this floor,

37:50

okay? Because I was outside for 20

37:53

minutes. There was 30. She was like

37:55

15 days. She's favorite one and he

37:57

picked out one. I was like, it's

37:59

a tall chunk. You are so ridiculous.

38:02

You did a good one, guys. What

38:04

do you look like in that wig?

38:06

DW from Hayarnle. Right. Right. Such a

38:09

little bitch. I loved her. Me too.

38:11

She was a strong female lead. She

38:13

was so me. She was the girl

38:15

we needed. A mean little sister. What

38:18

do you think? Welcome to the comment

38:20

section. What do you think is really

38:22

overrated right now? And what do you

38:24

think is underrated? Ooh, just in general,

38:27

or like? In general, you can pick

38:29

anything. Have things like on the top

38:31

of your, off the top of your

38:33

head, you think are overrated and underrated?

38:36

Don't try to buy time and just

38:38

tell. I need some inspiration. Okay, what's

38:40

overrated? Okay, something that I think is

38:43

overrated is right now with The Brutalist,

38:45

you know, that new movie with Adrian

38:47

Brody. I don't want to say it

38:49

came out because that sounds like it

38:52

was... Revealed it premiered or no no

38:54

like I don't know I don't know

38:56

what you're going for correct me and

38:58

you're with your legs cross in that

39:01

wig it makes me like viscerally I

39:03

need a glass of wine I need

39:05

a glass long it's stemless glass like

39:07

what would be your marshal's like thing

39:10

that would be in your kitchen it

39:12

was that life takes you places love

39:14

brings you home that's good you know

39:17

why you know why I knew that

39:19

so fast because Billy's white mom has

39:21

that sign in her kitchen oh and

39:23

that's what this is giving me that

39:26

see I would go a classic how

39:28

would you hold it love how would

39:30

you hold the glass of wine let

39:32

me see well I would like want

39:35

to hold it like this the stem

39:37

between the fingers and then but like

39:39

a little bit like a 35 degree

39:41

angle because I'm drunk a on Facebook

39:44

who did some nasty shit. I told

39:46

Zachariah me and Dyson's new like thing

39:48

that we've been saying a lot lately

39:50

is from TikTok which is I want

39:53

to have a baby. I want to

39:55

travel. I want to travel. I want

39:57

to travel. Just say that because I

40:00

I want to have her baby. And

40:02

like three, she's a week, so she's

40:04

months. That's why she said she didn't

40:06

have her period for three, she's like

40:09

for like three. And she goes weeks,

40:11

and then she goes months. But no,

40:13

say it, say with the voice and

40:15

the eyes. I'll say weeks, I'll say

40:18

weeks. weeks months and then someone else

40:20

goes well it could be menopause and

40:22

that's the end of this I want

40:24

to have a baby wait but listen

40:27

to this about like the realist because

40:29

my oh yeah I'm talking about it

40:31

so sorry sorry guys welcome back and

40:34

he's Hungarian Adrian Brody oh Sorry,

40:36

I need to take this wig

40:38

off. No, keep it on. Keep

40:40

it on. Um, sister, hey, yes,

40:42

Diva. And then, yes, Diva Boot.

40:44

This, this wig has seen the

40:47

brutalist. Eric hasn't. This week has

40:49

notes, but the wig has. Notes

40:51

in their notes app from the

40:53

brutalist. Right. But he's Hungarian, and

40:55

apparently, they perfected his accent in

40:57

post via AI. Oh. So I

40:59

think that is overrated. I rather

41:01

hear someone's shitty accent than a

41:03

perfect AI accent any fucking day.

41:06

I agree. I'd rather Anne Hathaway

41:08

be an English girl. Sorry I'd

41:10

rather Anne Hathaway's British accent over

41:12

Adrian Brody's perfect AI accent. Yeah

41:14

or Lindsay Lohan in the parent

41:16

trap. Right. She plays the the

41:18

British twin. I thought it was

41:20

good. I thought it was good.

41:22

You guys should remake the parent

41:25

trap. You dump it. No,

41:27

seriously. And you're both Lindsay Lohan. Way,

41:29

yeah. They went in undetectable, like no

41:31

one could tell. I could use your

41:34

passport to get out of the country.

41:36

And you should. I could frame you

41:38

for a crime. Oh, oh, she would

41:41

be doing something with my passport. No.

41:43

Mejente. Every time I see Eric, by

41:45

the way, he always was that fuck-ass

41:48

I live Latina's shirt. What's wrong with

41:50

that? I love Latina. I love Latina.

41:52

The worst part is I got it

41:55

in Spain. Cut that out. I just

41:57

thought I was like I need that

41:59

maybe it's menopause I want to have

42:02

a baby what's overrated to you right

42:04

now I don't know AI is so

42:06

overrated for sure I'm trying to think

42:09

like I thought you're gonna say merlow

42:11

what's overrated I'm trying to say merlow

42:13

what's overrated I'm trying to think of

42:16

something that everybody is Like you know

42:18

what was so stupid that like 16-hour

42:20

tick-talk band? What the fuck was that?

42:23

It was overrated to make me scared

42:25

and cry Like y'all can't even do

42:27

it for a whole day losers Couldn't

42:30

even get a commitment. Yeah, like come

42:32

on follow through your bit wasn't even

42:34

that funny. You're like hello? I really

42:37

don't like those golden goose sneakers. Oh,

42:39

yeah, me neither gonna convince me to

42:41

like those well, I'm not like a

42:44

16 year old white boy on a

42:46

lacrosse team. I don't like that too.

42:48

I don't like them. Yeah, there's a

42:51

lot of I think there's a lot

42:53

of things where I'm like Yeah, you

42:55

guys aren't gonna convince me to like

42:58

it. I almost said something kind of

43:00

mean right now But I joke about

43:02

it all the time what I joke

43:05

about it all the time. What I

43:07

joke about Glenn Powell all the time

43:09

like like like my life depends on

43:12

I have no beef. No I agree.

43:14

Could you look at the camera and

43:16

say, Glenn Powell, I have no ill

43:19

will? Glenn Powell, I have no ill

43:21

will towards you. If you would like

43:23

to come on the show, let's please

43:26

let me know. And I'll think about

43:28

it. I'll consider. I'll look at my

43:30

calendar. And I'll have my people call

43:33

you. Grow your name into the Goblet

43:35

of Fire. Let's see what happens. Not

43:37

to like change topics. Go on. But

43:40

like we can see them. If you're

43:42

listening to this, we can see a

43:44

monitor with us. And it's kind of

43:47

giving like Dr. Phil and like I'm

43:49

a mom and you're my problem child.

43:51

me on site. No, literally. That is

43:54

true. I kind of love it. Right.

43:56

But the idea, guys, and you take

43:58

the wig off, I'm like, start this

44:01

way. Yeah, take her off. What would

44:03

my, what would my behavioral issue, okay,

44:05

goodbye mom? If we were on Dr.

44:08

Phil, what would your behavioral issue be?

44:10

Mine? With you? Like if you were

44:12

the trouble teen, what would it be?

44:15

I don't know. Were you a troubled

44:17

teen? I was gay. In Texas. But

44:19

thank God, the Lord saved me. And

44:22

here I am today of proud and

44:24

heterosexual. With your twin sister. He saved

44:26

us both. What's criminally underrated? Criminally underrated

44:29

is smoking. No, I'm sorry. You know

44:31

what? There's nowhere, and I said this

44:33

on my story the other day, there's

44:36

nowhere to really shake ass in New

44:38

York anymore, like where you can really

44:40

cry baby in a booth, you know

44:43

what I mean? Like, and I, that

44:45

was all I fucking did when I

44:47

first moved to New York. And slowly

44:50

but surely, the rave have taken over

44:52

and they used to coexist peacefully. You

44:54

know what I mean? I'm so with

44:57

you. Like you can do poppers while

44:59

hot in here is playing. And I

45:01

am living proof. Porcano hostos. Yeah, club

45:04

culture? Club culture is like dying. It

45:06

is. It's not like the Jersey Shore

45:08

date. No. And I knew that it

45:10

was dying when people said you can

45:13

wear sneakers to the club. And I

45:15

agree that comfort is important. Obviously, I

45:17

don't want you to be in pain.

45:20

But I really logged in some fucking

45:22

hours. Me too. Okay, my pinky will

45:24

never recover and I can and on

45:27

my right foot I still can't feel

45:29

my third toe From the from the

45:31

shoes that I used to Jessica Simpson

45:34

heels right raised me Chinese laundry a

45:36

good hooker heel. Yeah, a good hooker

45:38

heel and some like what's it called

45:41

when it falls from the roof to

45:43

not Characoudery? What's it called when it

45:45

falls from the roof? confetti? A confetti

45:48

in your vodka crew. Like that is

45:50

living. Right, I agree. A little Afrojack?

45:52

When I was in college, my friends

45:55

and I would go to the club

45:57

and in the first like two years,

45:59

we would take the bus because it

46:02

would run till like two in the

46:04

morning. Desigator drivers too. So I would

46:06

be pre- gaming on the bus. while

46:09

I'm in like four inch platform heels

46:11

and like the shortest sluddiest stress you've

46:13

ever seen. One of the last times

46:16

I went clubbing with my friends, this

46:18

guy was like talking to me forever

46:20

and I'm like, oh I'm so thirsty.

46:23

I wish I had a drink I

46:25

wish I had a drink. I wish

46:27

I had a drink. I wish I

46:30

had a drink. I had a drink.

46:32

Okay. I wish I had a drink.

46:34

I wish I had a drink. I

46:37

wish I had a drink. I had

46:39

a drink. I wish I had a

46:41

drink. like other girls and I was

46:44

I remember that snapped me out of

46:46

being so fucked up because I was

46:48

like my tits are pushed up to

46:51

my chin I'm just like every other

46:53

bitch in here I look like a

46:55

kid sleeping yeah what the fuck you

46:58

could see my cleavage from outside yeah

47:00

no I'm just like every other bitch

47:02

in the bus driver said great tid

47:05

yeah I used to as well in

47:07

New York and Every time I did

47:09

I pretended to be Jalo and made

47:12

a Manhattan. Oh my god. I love

47:14

that movie. Or like in a UK

47:16

music video. Right. I know you're closing

47:19

up. I'm on a latching y'all. And

47:21

I'm on my way to like a

47:23

club and I have like my baby

47:26

fat, you know. Is it fur-rimmed? Yeah,

47:28

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47:44

rim job right yeah she's going back

47:47

to the bisexual kind of like thoughts

47:49

she was having earlier You're thinking rim

47:51

job? It just can't be this hard

47:54

to find a guy. We should go

47:56

shake ass together. That's basically my pitch.

47:58

Can you please cut that out where

48:01

I say bring back rim job? I

48:03

just don't think that's true to my

48:05

spirit. This is not a real stand.

48:08

I don't want to be misrepresented on

48:10

the internet. Did you guys like, used

48:12

to just like, wait, like bag for

48:15

like, just go up to guys like,

48:17

hey, and like get free drinks or

48:19

no? I'd position myself and I'd mark

48:22

it myself. Yeah, me too. Yeah, all

48:24

it really takes is eye contact. And

48:26

if you have a pulse and then

48:29

you're looking enough, they'll be like, hey,

48:31

and I'm like, hey, are you thirsty?

48:33

I'm so thirsty. I'm so thirsty. Oh

48:36

my God. There's a few go-to moves.

48:38

It's the holding eye contact. And then

48:40

you have to hold it and then

48:43

looking right back. Yeah, easy, easy, easy,

48:45

lem and squeezy, squeezy, squeezy. Yeah. Yeah.

48:47

when you're shaking ass and you let

48:50

a little hair fall in your face

48:52

and you're smiling men go absolutely fucking

48:54

yeah I don't know why yeah that's

48:57

true and then three is also being

48:59

easy really putting it out like and

49:01

then like not doing it but like

49:04

at the same time like if like

49:06

you would do like you exactly you

49:08

got to give them the fantasy exactly

49:11

do you shake ass when you go

49:13

to Miami Is that all you do

49:15

there? She's fighting with my mom? That's

49:17

all I do in Miami. This is

49:20

all I fucking do. She came out

49:22

of the womb doing that. I feel

49:24

like Miami, there's like tons of places.

49:27

This is the thing. I'm taking salsa

49:29

classes, right? Because my mom was like,

49:31

yeah, on Monday, on Tuesdays and Wednesdays

49:34

at 5 p.m.m. We have me and

49:36

my two friends also from Miami, take

49:38

private lessons, and our parents are like,

49:41

why don't you. know salsa. We grew

49:43

up dancing salsa. I'm like, because one,

49:45

I didn't grow up in the 70s

49:48

and Mediterranean. And you would salsa at

49:50

like house parties. Yeah. And second of

49:52

all, you did not, you did not

49:55

see the torqueification of the 2000s coming.

49:57

Like I know how to torque perfectly

49:59

on B2. I found you Miss New

50:02

Booty. Like I know how to do

50:04

that. Or like, but I don't know

50:06

like. Swahwe, mingde, yeah, based on me.

50:09

Yes, yeah, I know what you're talking

50:11

about. I was like, I'm not even

50:13

gonna try. I know to get a

50:16

centilutus labios, based on the metra, bet,

50:18

but, I'm so sorry, three latinos. Three

50:20

latinos, three latinos, me latinas, me, latinas,

50:23

me, me, me, that's funny when I

50:25

say it, me, she's Mexican. Oh. Like

50:27

the Mexicans claim her? I'm like, I

50:30

already, okay, okay, that's fine, that's fine.

50:32

Well, I posted that video because obviously

50:34

I've been listening to Bad Booni a

50:37

lot lately. I've been listening to him

50:39

a lot lately. I've been listening to

50:41

him a lot lately and I posted

50:44

the video lip-seeking the song because I've

50:46

been listening to the album like backwards

50:48

and forwards and a lot of people

50:51

were like, do you speak Spanish? Well,

50:53

a lot of people asked me if

50:55

I'm Hispanic, if I'm Hispanic, if I'm

50:58

Hispanic, if I'm Hispanic, if I'm Hispanic,

51:00

if I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic,

51:02

if I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic,

51:05

I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic, I'm

51:07

Hispanic, I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic, I'm Hispanic,

51:09

I'm Hispanic, I'm, I'm Hispanic, okay, okay,

51:12

okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

51:14

okay, okay, okay, okay, But I know

51:16

about you, like you can't gossip, like

51:19

I said about my siblings, you're like,

51:21

you can't gossip about you're in Spanish,

51:23

because she will, you know what's it

51:26

called, like the conjugation of verbs maybe

51:28

is a little harder, but like you

51:30

understand it. Yeah, yeah, for the most

51:33

part, yeah. I grew up in Santa

51:35

Ana, California, which is like Santa Ana,

51:37

California, and it's almost... all Mexican people

51:40

and it's part of Orange County which

51:42

is a notoriously racist and wealthy county

51:44

and they usually go hand in hand

51:47

right and they hate including Santa Ana

51:49

because it's like mostly Mexican people and

51:51

I was like in my tongue yeah

51:54

and then I went to Corona High

51:56

School which is all almost entirely Mexican

51:58

students I grew up, literally my mom

52:01

changed schools, like I changed schools when

52:03

I went, or districts when I went to

52:05

high school, and my mom said, I started

52:07

developing an accent. So I started talking, I

52:10

started talking like a rancheto, like that's like

52:12

how an accent I had on my words. So

52:14

my mom was like, yeah, I gotta start mixing

52:16

you with other people, it's gonna get offensive

52:18

if you get older. You were giving hot

52:20

cheeto girl? Yeah, that's how I talked. I

52:22

know you were in those cookie monster monster

52:24

pajamas. Walk in the mile. Sweetie bird, sweetie

52:26

bird pajamas. No, my friends who are

52:28

like German, French, from Miami, they talk

52:30

like me, like when we're in Miami,

52:33

they're like talking like me, like I

52:35

can't understand like why he wouldn't text

52:37

you, like you're the whole package. You

52:39

know, like they talk like that. I

52:41

know, that's why I was, I started

52:43

developing an accent, so that's when my mom was

52:45

like, yeah, we gotta do something about that. Got changed that. It's

52:47

going to get a fence up if you get older. But I

52:49

speak more Spanish than I do Sam one, which is crazy, but

52:51

it's true. When you posted that video, if you're doing the lyrics,

52:53

I'm like, I get tongue-tied. I get tongue-tied when I'm listening to Benito.

52:55

Yeah, because Puerto Rican Spanish is even harder. Yeah, it's like every... They

52:57

talk so fast. Southern versus New York. I made a video once where

53:00

I was like I thought I spoke Spanish and I have to have to

53:02

have to Google the lyrics and I have to Google the lyrics and I have to

53:04

Google the lyrics and I have to Google the lyrics and I have to

53:06

Google the lyrics and I have to Google the lyrics and I have to

53:08

Google the lyrics and I have to Google the lyrics and I have to

53:10

Google the lyrics and I have to Google the lyrics and I have to

53:12

Google the lyrics and I have to Google the lyrics. Are

53:14

you going to go to Puerto Rico?

53:16

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh

53:19

my God, it's gonna be so

53:21

fun. Oh my God, are you

53:23

excited? I'm so excited. I'm so

53:25

excited. I'm outside your door.

53:27

My neighbor said happy birthday

53:29

to me, happy birthday to

53:31

me, all fucking day. That's

53:33

mean. You think? You think I'm

53:36

an Aquarius? I literally, I was

53:38

like, but then afterwards they came

53:40

out and they were like. That

53:42

was such a great way to

53:45

wake up on Sunday. So I was

53:47

like, who'd you guys go for? Quick

53:49

poll, really, quickly. Hey, hey, hey,

53:51

hey. If I say I'm for public

53:54

libraries. But I have this weird thing

53:56

where I'm like, I feel, but

53:58

it's maybe the delusion. I feel like

54:00

there is a love arc for me

54:02

in bad money and I think I'm

54:04

sick and I think there's not one

54:07

Latina on Tiktok that doesn't feel the

54:09

same way. I'll freak out. You'll freak

54:11

out? If that happens I'll freak out

54:13

in a good way. I'll be very

54:15

happy for you. And that heartbreak will

54:17

really... You could manifest it into reality.

54:19

I see it for you. I thought

54:21

went back on when you say that.

54:24

Why? She said I like the way

54:26

you talk to me when you have

54:28

that wig on. But it's like when

54:30

I say that out loud to people

54:32

I'm like I'm manifesting a love art

54:34

and like the other Latina next me

54:36

is like me too and I'm like

54:38

okay. I think I see it for

54:41

you. Thank you. You know? I love

54:43

that for you. Can you cut that

54:45

out? What do you mean this is

54:47

the place where we manifest it? What

54:49

do you think? Don't you see it?

54:51

I believe in you. I believe in

54:53

you. I believe in miracles. And you

54:55

know, like, things have happened. Yeah, I

54:58

think I'm gonna end up with. Can

55:00

you describe them for me? Because I

55:02

know Drew has a hypothesis. Yeah, I

55:04

do. Tall, wagged, wagged, rich. Right. I

55:06

don't know, girl. Nice. I like, I

55:08

don't know. I'm hoping he likes you

55:10

or you or you like him. I

55:12

don't. But this rate, we're not, we're...

55:15

At this rate, I don't think you

55:17

can be very picky anymore. I think

55:19

crazy is like the man you deserve

55:21

is like impossible to find. Do you

55:23

know what I mean? Like the man

55:25

that you deserve is like, the man

55:27

that you deserve is like, I agree

55:30

with that. It's like, I don't know.

55:32

But beneath those, a close second. Yeah.

55:34

I would say. I hope I date

55:36

him because that heartbreak would really reinvigorate

55:38

my work out. Yeah. I think that

55:40

would be a beautiful thing. That would

55:42

be a beautiful thing. But yeah, he's

55:44

a... When he says, you don't want

55:47

me, I will, I'm, like, I will

55:49

cheat on you when he says it

55:51

in songs. I believe him. Yeah, me

55:53

too. Yeah. I believe that too. Yeah.

55:55

Mm. Beautiful. Thank you. It really is.

55:57

I see that your jacket's Valentino. Oh,

55:59

fantastic. Yeah, I got on eBay. Oh,

56:01

love that. I'm an eBay girl. Of

56:04

course you are. What's your most exciting

56:06

thing you found on eBay? This diamond

56:08

ring. It was like a birthday present

56:10

to myself, which I don't. I don't

56:12

know. I just always wanted some diamonds.

56:14

Not as big as that one. To

56:16

get into it. Like, I'm going to

56:18

rob you. I'm going to leave the

56:21

studio. Everyone's like, where's her ring? And

56:23

I'm like, I'm going to be running,

56:25

running down the stairs. Like, you can't

56:27

catch me. I told people that he

56:29

built it all by himself. And I

56:31

had no saying it whatsoever. They would

56:33

honestly, I would believe it if he

56:35

told me he did that. If he

56:38

welded? He welded it, yeah. No, he

56:40

already had the design and everything. It's

56:42

funny because I never once sent him

56:44

any cuts or anything like, because I

56:46

don't know anything about that at all.

56:48

Like shapes and settings. Yeah, like I

56:50

had no way of knowing. And I

56:52

think like two or three weeks before

56:55

he proposed to me, I like randomly

56:57

saw a video on my Tiktak about

56:59

Tuamua rings, which are like. It's like

57:01

two stones, so like one is on

57:03

the wedding booth, one is on, and

57:05

then they connect, like they cross like

57:07

that. It's like really pretty. And I

57:09

was like, oh, that's really pretty, that

57:12

kind of design. And he was like,

57:14

yeah. And then he said the next

57:16

three weeks, he was like, oh my

57:18

God, she's gonna fucking hate it. And

57:20

then he said, the next three weeks,

57:22

he was like, oh my God, she's

57:24

gonna fucking hate it, I'll just give

57:26

it. And then, I'll just give it,

57:29

I'll just give it, I'll just give

57:31

it, I'll just give it, I'll just,

57:33

I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll

57:35

just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just,

57:37

I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll

57:39

just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just,

57:41

I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll

57:43

just, I'll just, I'll Perfect it is

57:46

perfect perfect and it's stunning. Yeah, and

57:48

it's not so and it's two rings

57:50

It just fits you Yeah, I thought

57:52

so he said I feel like it

57:54

looks like you like yes In a

57:56

ring TV Because this one's David Yerman

57:58

ring he gave me for my birthday

58:00

last year. Oh cute and he was

58:03

like part of my stack. It looks

58:05

like a wedding thing beautiful. So then

58:07

I had a feeling. Yeah, it does

58:09

huh? Oh I love. Well, I'm going

58:11

to have one more on top. I

58:13

have a David German I wear every

58:15

day, too. Yeah, look at us. That's

58:17

so cute. We left this ring at

58:20

a house party. And these are my

58:22

rings from Etsy. Well, these are my,

58:24

well, we all have carnilian. Do you

58:26

have any carnilian? No. Tefy does. Yeah.

58:28

They emailed each other about outfits, about

58:30

rings. They said we're going to match,

58:32

and Eric's going. Yeah, what's wrong with

58:34

that? So I'm being targeted I'm so

58:37

scared that you're gonna title this are

58:39

bisexual men real No, I'm gonna title

58:41

it. I want to have a baby

58:43

Wait, we have some fun facts about

58:45

you guys about there Because Amanda does

58:47

her research. So this one it says

58:49

Tefy's first video on YouTube is called

58:52

Miley Cyrus turns her hospital room into

58:54

a studio You want to explain that

58:56

to? Is that

58:58

from the Tephi show? What did

59:00

she do in it? Is it

59:02

a skit? No. I think that

59:04

she was dating Cody Simpson that

59:06

was a dark era and I

59:08

feel like people forget that. Who

59:11

was a pop star and now

59:13

was an Olympic swimmer and looks

59:15

like a... Oh, Komoto Dragon. And

59:17

he date also dated Gigi Head

59:19

deed. He was like a lot

59:21

of lord to him and they

59:23

dated him. I was like, that's

59:25

really weird. And I was like,

59:27

I don't really see that in

59:30

her. And then they would do

59:32

songs together and. And we all

59:34

go through era. She's the encyclopedia

59:36

of pop culture. Right. No, dead

59:38

ass. Well, he was a model

59:40

first and then he got it.

59:42

Yeah. And then another Tefi fact,

59:44

it says on Tefi's Facebook, her

59:46

favorite book is listed as. Her

59:49

favorite book is listed as, her

59:51

favorite book is listed as, her

59:53

favorite book is listed as love

59:55

in the time of cholera, cholera,

59:57

cholera. That's only so I can

59:59

link my. for anemitic. That's because

1:00:01

Gabriel Garcia-Marquez wrote that book and

1:00:03

It's essentially about a book where

1:00:05

someone is down so bad he

1:00:08

waits 50 years to be with

1:00:10

this woman again. And I just...

1:00:12

It's all making sense. Yeah, it's

1:00:14

all adding up. The woman, the

1:00:16

main character can't be, the two

1:00:18

main characters can't be together and

1:00:20

he's so lovesick about it that

1:00:22

he starts eat, like his heartbreak

1:00:24

is so immense, he starts eating

1:00:26

dirt and leaves. And I was

1:00:29

like... I understand that on a

1:00:31

cellular level. Right, all I've ever

1:00:33

eaten is my own hair. Period.

1:00:35

A little broman. Period. It's okay,

1:00:37

I have fun ones about Eric

1:00:39

too. A fun ones. It's like,

1:00:41

Eric, your favorite color is green.

1:00:43

So he used to be an

1:00:45

assistant manager at Palio's Pizza Cafe

1:00:48

in Texas and also worked at

1:00:50

Best Buy for four months. Oh

1:00:52

yeah, Best Buy was Hell on

1:00:54

Earth. That's where straight people go

1:00:56

to like, I don't know, do

1:00:58

something demonic. Behind the scene, I

1:01:00

was a warehouse worker. for your

1:01:02

back too. They didn't give me

1:01:04

the brace. I was young and

1:01:07

spry, okay? They did have me

1:01:09

like try to do the forklift,

1:01:11

I almost crashed it, like they

1:01:13

couldn't, like I didn't have the

1:01:15

license. You driving a forklift? I

1:01:17

was gonna make a joke about

1:01:19

that. I can't live it. I

1:01:21

can whip it. No, I could

1:01:23

do it. You can do it

1:01:26

now? Allegedly. He and turn you

1:01:28

on and it's Eric. I can

1:01:30

do it. I believe it. In

1:01:32

the wig. No, it was like,

1:01:34

I was in the warehouse though,

1:01:36

and, but like the minimum wage

1:01:38

in Texas is still $7.50. Yeah,

1:01:40

oh yeah, girl. It was like,

1:01:42

and so I, that one was

1:01:45

like, I think I got paid

1:01:47

$11 an hour to work in

1:01:49

the warehouse. I was like, I'm

1:01:51

fucking rich, bitch, oh my God.

1:01:53

Like it was like the best

1:01:55

pay I had gotten offered, like,

1:01:57

like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:01:59

like, I don't even know. It

1:02:01

was like crazy. But it was

1:02:04

like, for me, it was like

1:02:06

good money. You start looking at

1:02:08

houses on Zillow. And I could

1:02:10

have. And I literally, and then

1:02:12

I got there and it was

1:02:14

like the meanest. white bitch you've

1:02:16

ever met. She was running that

1:02:18

warehouse like the Navy. Like it

1:02:20

was awful. And then it was

1:02:23

like these like these insale kind

1:02:25

of like straight guys. Yeah, an

1:02:27

old, yeah, large. Ooh, sorry. And

1:02:29

like we're just like we have

1:02:31

anything in common. It was hard.

1:02:33

And I was called. They didn't

1:02:35

want to talk about nothing that

1:02:37

I was like. They didn't want

1:02:39

to talk about. In 17, I

1:02:42

was barking. Oh, 17 again? Yeah,

1:02:44

he was in his prime. Yeah,

1:02:46

17 again? Yeah, 17 again. Yeah,

1:02:48

it says, it also says on

1:02:50

here that you have said that

1:02:52

Zach Efron and Avon Jogia were

1:02:54

your gay awakenings. Oh. So, oh

1:02:56

my god, Victoria, victorious? Yeah. I

1:02:58

wanted him bad. We're mutuals. How

1:03:00

would you watch the TV? Me

1:03:03

too. Corbett Blue and Zachafran got

1:03:05

like really close. And then I

1:03:07

think that maybe they're seeing each

1:03:09

other get really close. And I

1:03:11

was like, I wanted them to

1:03:13

kiss so bad. Every one in

1:03:15

the middle. I want to get

1:03:17

in there. Every sports game I've

1:03:19

watched, I'm like, fuck each other.

1:03:22

Like when I when I post

1:03:24

my rugby players on my story

1:03:26

and I'm just like, when I

1:03:28

watch UFC or boxing, they want

1:03:30

to, they want to kiss each

1:03:32

other so bad. They want to

1:03:34

be inside each other so bad.

1:03:36

They're like about to, it's like

1:03:38

really intimate. Right. It's more intimate

1:03:41

than kissing, to be honest. Whatever

1:03:43

they're doing. When I post my

1:03:45

rugby players on my story and

1:03:47

I'm just like, let's get the

1:03:49

sound on these weights. lifting rooms,

1:03:51

you know, like, I'm suddenly so

1:03:53

passionate about it. I get so

1:03:55

many dams of being like, girl,

1:03:57

you don't want, you don't want

1:04:00

a rugby player. they all fuck

1:04:02

each other. And they're like, I

1:04:04

did a rugby player, and I

1:04:06

caught him fucking his teammate. I

1:04:08

was like, show me. Your old

1:04:10

sounds like it's great. I was

1:04:12

like, that sounds like your ideal

1:04:14

man. paint

1:04:17

the scene for me. That's

1:04:19

so crazy. That's crazy. Where

1:04:22

do they practice like every

1:04:24

other day or in March?

1:04:26

Somewhere I can be close

1:04:28

or I should go see

1:04:30

for myself. Yeah, was your,

1:04:32

was your, you like Zach

1:04:35

Efron in high school musical?

1:04:37

Yeah, yeah, high school musical

1:04:39

too. When they made his

1:04:41

eyes like laser blue. They

1:04:43

gave him blue content. Yeah,

1:04:46

and then they like made

1:04:48

him tan a little tan.

1:04:50

I just need you to

1:04:52

imagine him saying this in

1:04:54

the warehouse. I was in

1:04:57

that warehouse like afraid. Did

1:04:59

you put on your, like

1:05:01

when my brother, like that

1:05:03

man, yeah, code switch? Yeah,

1:05:05

I did. Yeah. Yeah, I

1:05:07

did. I got that. I

1:05:10

got that shipment. Is he

1:05:12

shaking your shoulders? No, no.

1:05:14

I don't think they see

1:05:16

right through it, Queen. I'm

1:05:18

crazy. And back that I

1:05:21

had like a buzz cut

1:05:23

and like these little square

1:05:25

glasses. Like, no, I can.

1:05:27

It was, I was going

1:05:29

to that Berlin Club. What's

1:05:32

it called? Bergenheimers. I was

1:05:34

giving Best Buy Office siren.

1:05:37

Like you guys didn't get it. You

1:05:39

guys didn't get it back then. I

1:05:41

was ahead of my I was ahead

1:05:43

of my time. You were the king

1:05:45

of the family. Those khakis were tight.

1:05:47

I was a personality hire too. Oh,

1:05:50

I bet oh, yeah, most time. My

1:05:52

first job out of college. I was

1:05:54

actually working with my mom. My mom

1:05:56

and sister both quit before I did

1:05:58

because I'm a Virgo, so I was

1:06:00

like, I need a plan before. leave

1:06:02

and then I remember my new manager

1:06:04

said one thing to me that I

1:06:06

didn't like and I was like how

1:06:08

I'm out of here immediately was like

1:06:10

and then when I left I was

1:06:12

telling my sister I'm like you should

1:06:14

have known by my Fashion Nova jeans

1:06:17

that I wasn't gonna be in this

1:06:19

bitch for very long. What job did

1:06:21

like what time? I was I at

1:06:23

that time I did public outreach for

1:06:25

a major infrastructure projects, which is fancy

1:06:27

talk for I go door to door

1:06:29

and tell people that construction is happening

1:06:31

near them and it's gonna suck for

1:06:33

the next like 20 years if you're

1:06:35

cool. Do you want to receive emails

1:06:37

about the construction? And so I got

1:06:39

me me and Jason were doing that.

1:06:42

Yeah, I think I remember you saying

1:06:44

this door to door. Yeah, and we

1:06:46

were both like knocking on doors. Do

1:06:48

you want to receive emails? And it's

1:06:50

funny because Tevee was telling us earlier

1:06:52

that someone said something really racist to

1:06:54

her yesterday. We were working this job.

1:06:56

Yeah, this happened to us when we

1:06:58

were working this job all the time,

1:07:00

because we were working in Orange County.

1:07:02

It's really racist. Somebody told me to

1:07:04

go back to where I come from

1:07:06

yesterday. Yeah. Really? Yeah. She said she

1:07:09

was in Green Point. I was, yeah,

1:07:11

I was leaving Jubilee. Oh my God,

1:07:13

that's crazy. That's why she was like,

1:07:15

it was so random. happening over there.

1:07:17

We worked this job, we got that

1:07:19

all the time. Like, they were like,

1:07:21

go back to where you came from.

1:07:23

Also, like, Jason is so non-confrontational. I

1:07:25

hear a say, okay. This guy was

1:07:27

like yelling at her once for like

1:07:29

20 minutes, like about the, about the...

1:07:31

construction and it was at those neighborhood

1:07:33

meetings I don't know if you guys

1:07:36

because Jason's gonna stop the construction no

1:07:38

for real when they would scream at

1:07:40

me I'd be like well I'm in

1:07:42

a too small blue polo on your

1:07:44

porch at 12 noon fashion over don't

1:07:46

make these calls I have Nike free

1:07:48

runs from 2009 on my feet I

1:07:50

don't make the call about the freeway

1:07:52

I just don't can you imagine if

1:07:54

I did though like I was like

1:07:56

nah do it to them and then

1:07:58

I get to go and tell you

1:08:01

myself like One time we were at

1:08:03

a meeting though, because old people love

1:08:05

those neighborhood meetings, so they get to

1:08:07

come at the town halls. Oh my

1:08:09

God, yeah. And so this guy came

1:08:11

and he was like yelling at Jason

1:08:13

about the freeway for like 20 minutes,

1:08:15

so she goes. Okay, so do you

1:08:17

want the email? Like, do you want

1:08:19

to like, she's trying to like customer

1:08:21

service her way out of it? And

1:08:23

he goes, what? Like she's like confused,

1:08:25

he goes, where are you from? And

1:08:28

she goes, where are you from? And

1:08:30

she goes, here? And he goes, you're

1:08:32

not from here. Where do you originate

1:08:34

from? And that's when I came in.

1:08:36

And I said, why do you need

1:08:38

to know that? What do you need

1:08:40

that for? Does that have to do

1:08:42

with the emails with the emails? And

1:08:44

then after that, when we left that

1:08:46

meeting, she was like, yeah, I can't

1:08:48

do this anymore. Like, that's so crazy.

1:08:50

Yeah, one time she got a call,

1:08:52

someone called and needed to know what

1:08:55

kind of asphalt they use on the

1:08:57

405 freeway. Why? Okay. California. They just

1:08:59

need to know. They like needed to

1:09:01

know. So she had to like go

1:09:03

talk to someone and figure it out

1:09:05

and then call them. Is it the

1:09:07

OG mix? Yeah. I just want to

1:09:09

know. Is it the kind that's hard

1:09:11

or the kind that's like bouncing? Is

1:09:13

that going to make a difference? Like,

1:09:15

it's still going to be loud as

1:09:17

fun. I think people are bored. It

1:09:19

truly is. And it was always old

1:09:22

people. So like, but that was my

1:09:24

job right out of college. Also my

1:09:26

family and I call them booth bitches

1:09:28

where we like run booths at like

1:09:30

little local fairs Oh the best That

1:09:32

job I didn't care about because I

1:09:34

just got to sit there But we

1:09:36

used to pass out like things that

1:09:38

make people come to your table You

1:09:40

know like like you know those stress

1:09:42

balls? We used to have ones that

1:09:44

were shaped like orange cones like carpet

1:09:47

cones. So cute so we would put

1:09:49

them out and those are really popular

1:09:51

people kind of can can I have

1:09:53

one of these? Sure, but you got

1:09:55

to sign up whatever sign up whatever

1:09:57

whatever whatever right? To the table this

1:09:59

is like the first time I'm working

1:10:01

this booth and this little kid runs

1:10:03

up He's like can I have one

1:10:05

of these like with his two little

1:10:07

friends? I'm like yeah, sure and I

1:10:09

give it to him. He's probably like

1:10:11

11 He takes it turns around to

1:10:14

his friend who's around the same age

1:10:16

goes oh of his butt With my

1:10:18

traffic cone I watched that happen I

1:10:20

go and then he turns around and

1:10:22

they run away laughing. He comes back

1:10:24

like an hour later goes, can I

1:10:26

have another traffic cone? And I go,

1:10:28

no, you can't. And he goes I'm

1:10:30

gonna tell my mom I go tell

1:10:32

your mom to come over here and

1:10:34

I'll tell her what you did with

1:10:36

the last one How about that? Oh,

1:10:38

and then he was like you're mean

1:10:41

and he went away and these he

1:10:43

goes why don't you step back from

1:10:45

the table all around the table? I

1:10:47

know my friend Ricky who's also He's

1:10:49

also in so inert I was in

1:10:51

a elevator with her and there were

1:10:53

like these two little kids I think

1:10:55

around the same age as that little

1:10:57

traffic cone fuck her and they're As

1:10:59

a hesitation, Ricky said, I fight kids.

1:11:01

I said, okay. Okay, this is also

1:11:03

my building. Oh, God. Sorry, she's new.

1:11:05

Sorry, sorry. She does, that's why I'm

1:11:08

scared. She does, I fight kids. Like,

1:11:10

Rick, you know, Ricky. She was, you

1:11:12

know, Ricky. She was, you know, Ricky.

1:11:14

She was, yeah. Oh, yeah. For my

1:11:16

birthday party bus. her tits. You know,

1:11:18

it's great. Welcome to the city. If

1:11:20

you have to mobilize the club for

1:11:22

it to happen, I'm going to do

1:11:24

it. Right. You've got to bring the,

1:11:26

curate the vibe. Picturing you at one

1:11:28

of these booths? I can't even imagine.

1:11:30

I have no business being there. For

1:11:33

you to be in charge of client

1:11:35

relationship management? I was real good at

1:11:37

it though, when I wanted to be.

1:11:39

I know, and I just like, I

1:11:41

imagine you with like this hair, this

1:11:43

glam, and you're out there in like

1:11:45

a hundred degree, whether like you want

1:11:47

to fucking cone or not. Take it,

1:11:49

don't take it, I don't get fuck.

1:11:51

You're like, I need 250 sign-ups, please

1:11:53

just do it. Like, I would picture

1:11:55

you in the wig only. Right. Oh,

1:11:57

I would kill them. Me at a

1:12:00

table. Me at a table. Y'all don't

1:12:02

see the vision, but get in the

1:12:04

warehouse. I've never transferred a call as

1:12:06

a reception. and not hung up on

1:12:08

them by accident. Yeah, personality hires. 1,000.

1:12:10

Thank God we ended up here. Because

1:12:12

it were like managers, like assistant, like

1:12:14

me, like I was assistant manager, like,

1:12:16

where were you an assistant manager? Chicago's

1:12:18

pizza cafe? No, they needed, like, like,

1:12:20

literally. I was like, I need to

1:12:22

tell you, I was 17, they gave

1:12:24

me the key to the restaurant, the

1:12:27

code to the safe, I was doing

1:12:29

the food orders, we didn't have cheese

1:12:31

at the pizza restaurant, because I didn't

1:12:33

order enough, like, I was like, why

1:12:35

am I in charge? And I was,

1:12:37

and I was, I was, you know,

1:12:39

literally hit. And these up here, going,

1:12:41

you guys were never managers? I was

1:12:43

like, I was 17 and I'll never

1:12:45

forget, like, I'll never forget, one time

1:12:47

I left the restaurant unlocked and I...

1:12:49

You left it unlocked when to close

1:12:51

up, you left it unlocked. And the

1:12:54

managers came in there, like, and like,

1:12:56

the door was just open and there's

1:12:58

a picture in the work group chat

1:13:00

and they're like, who was... No, that's

1:13:02

when you go. Guys, speak up, speak

1:13:04

up, because whoever did it? You're

1:13:07

right whoever did that so irresponsible who

1:13:09

did that you guys like seriously? I've

1:13:11

never I've never been given a managerial

1:13:13

role like please and I made 8.50

1:13:15

an hour and I would have let

1:13:17

the bitch open yeah I mean no

1:13:19

like I got taken out of my

1:13:21

paycheck like that's so crazy it was

1:13:23

so crazy I did work in a

1:13:25

restaurant for like a hot second they

1:13:27

did make me manager of equinox for

1:13:29

like one day and that one day

1:13:31

I did go to a rave and

1:13:33

I had to open it at 5am

1:13:35

and I showed up at 7am. And

1:13:37

I showed up at 7am. And I

1:13:39

was so scared and I showed up

1:13:41

like hanging eyelash. Remember you were like,

1:13:44

what if you were like, I've been

1:13:46

here for hours? I don't know where

1:13:48

you're at. I didn't hear you guys

1:13:50

knocking. I'm covered in glitter? Yeah, I

1:13:52

have been here for hours. No girl,

1:13:54

they knew I wasn't. The last fact

1:13:56

on here is just that the new

1:13:58

season of traders is on and both

1:14:00

of. went to Scotland together. That was

1:14:02

the best script. That was like so...

1:14:04

Yeah, like, I bet. That was, like,

1:14:06

when I tell you the last night

1:14:08

that... I knew so many people on

1:14:10

that trip. Yeah. Remy was the one

1:14:12

that like they told Remy about the

1:14:14

trip and Remy was like, no, take

1:14:16

my friends and she put our names

1:14:18

on like she fought for me. She

1:14:20

fought for like Erica. They were like

1:14:22

put it. It'll be such a good

1:14:24

group. So if it wasn't for Remy,

1:14:27

it'll be such a good group. So

1:14:29

if it wasn't for Remy, I would

1:14:31

and it was the best. We cried

1:14:33

the last night and then we made

1:14:35

up. I was like scared to meet

1:14:37

Remy because I met her time meeting

1:14:39

Remy I met her one time before

1:14:41

and I didn't realize she was like

1:14:43

the host of the event so she

1:14:45

literally said hi to me and then

1:14:47

like ran away but we like never

1:14:49

met like Matt and I didn't know

1:14:51

anything about her really yeah she went

1:14:53

to Fiji with them the year before

1:14:55

so she like knew everybody oh okay

1:14:57

I mean yeah oh for love island

1:14:59

for love island for love yeah that

1:15:01

one actually I did get invited that

1:15:03

one actually I did get invited to

1:15:05

yeah I did get invited I did

1:15:07

get invited to yeah the love island

1:15:09

one well they said it wasn't worth

1:15:12

it because like Fiji's like so it

1:15:14

was such a hassle of production yeah

1:15:16

and it was such a hassle of

1:15:18

production yeah and it was like it

1:15:20

was like a house a like with

1:15:22

Way, which I love Way so much.

1:15:24

I love Way. I love them. I'm

1:15:26

obsessed with them. And they invade music

1:15:28

parts. And I was like. I was

1:15:30

like, yeah, like, I'll take my man,

1:15:32

we'll do like a little vacation thing.

1:15:34

Girl, I missed my flight three fucking

1:15:36

times. It wasn't meant to be. And

1:15:38

it wasn't my fault. And I said,

1:15:40

God does not want me to get

1:15:42

on that plane, and I am taking

1:15:44

the hand and going to fuck home.

1:15:46

But I will say, it wasn't my

1:15:48

fault that I'm taking the hand and

1:15:50

going to fuck home. And but I

1:15:52

will say, it wasn't my fault that

1:15:54

I'm going on going to go on.

1:15:57

And then it got delayed three hours

1:15:59

and by that point it's like you

1:16:01

have to take a plane to a

1:16:03

plane to a plane I was gonna

1:16:05

miss almost the entire trip yeah but

1:16:07

I will say that third time they

1:16:09

booked me at private like the private

1:16:11

airport a part of LAX which I

1:16:13

had never been to in my fucking

1:16:15

life that thing is nuts like you

1:16:17

want to talk about a wealth disparity

1:16:19

yeah that shit's crazy I've never seen

1:16:21

anything like it like they they pull

1:16:23

in all these people open the doors

1:16:25

you come out they take your luggage

1:16:27

they're like we're going to put them

1:16:29

right on the plane Come inside this,

1:16:31

like, it looks like a cigar lounge,

1:16:33

looks like a fucking speak easy. You

1:16:35

go inside, everything's free. And they're like,

1:16:37

sit down. And then they have like

1:16:40

a full spa, they have a gym,

1:16:42

they have... places you could see. A

1:16:44

gym! Yeah, that's crazy. They have an

1:16:46

equinox instead of TSA? Yeah, and then

1:16:48

they come in and they're like, hey,

1:16:50

do you need anything? Like, everything's free.

1:16:52

They keep coming. They come back. And

1:16:54

then they're like, we'll come 40 minutes

1:16:56

before your flight and ask if you

1:16:58

want to board. And then we'll come

1:17:00

30 minutes, if you don't, we'll come

1:17:02

at 30 minutes before. And then they

1:17:04

walk you to the stairs and they

1:17:06

take you directly on the plane and

1:17:08

sit you in your seat. What? And

1:17:10

I was like, and I thought pre-check

1:17:12

was fucking back girl. I thought Delta

1:17:14

one, I thought Delta one, I was

1:17:16

like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a human

1:17:18

being just like you. I'm no, that's

1:17:20

not even, that's not even close to

1:17:22

what like really actual famous people do.

1:17:25

It would get to my head if

1:17:27

I did that too many times. You

1:17:29

would be intolerable. No, like I thought

1:17:31

the pod you ever had a pod

1:17:33

Yeah, I went to Japan in the

1:17:35

pod and I was like I don't

1:17:37

want to leave No, let's go back

1:17:39

to New York so I can do

1:17:41

another 15 Take a laugh. It's no,

1:17:43

I agree. It's like the pod's crazy.

1:17:45

It's something about I don't know, it's

1:17:47

like my, this is my little apartment.

1:17:49

What is, what is brandy you say

1:17:51

in Cinderella? In my little corner. You

1:17:53

know what? No? Oh my god. Impossible.

1:17:55

Things are happening here? You know? No,

1:17:57

I've seen, I've seen, I've seen it.

1:17:59

I thought you would join me. God

1:18:01

damn it, Eric. I'll sing, okay, she's

1:18:03

trying to get me to sing so

1:18:05

many times. One thing about her, she

1:18:07

loves, she loves to sing, she loves

1:18:10

to sing. She loves, she loves, she

1:18:12

loves karaoke, she loves, she loves karaoke,

1:18:14

she loves karaoke, she loves karaoke, she

1:18:16

loves karaoke, she loves karaoke, she loves

1:18:18

karaoke, she loves karaoke, she loves karaoke,

1:18:20

she loves karaoke, she loves karaoke, she

1:18:22

loves karaoke, she loves karaoke, she loves

1:18:24

karaoke, karaoke, she loves karaoke, karaoke, I

1:18:26

put on Come Clean by Hillary Duff

1:18:28

and I didn't know all the lyrics

1:18:30

and she really got mad at me.

1:18:32

I did. I got really upset. She

1:18:34

got really upset. I was like, I

1:18:36

forgot some of the... Let the rain

1:18:38

come down. You said you're literally making

1:18:40

me nervous. No, you know what? No,

1:18:42

I got literally scared. I'm getting sick.

1:18:44

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't... He goes,

1:18:46

I just picked it because it was

1:18:48

fun and I only read the lyrics.

1:18:50

I didn't listen to a song. Wait,

1:18:53

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1:18:55

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1:18:57

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1:18:59

wait, wait. When we did karaoke, the

1:19:01

last night, and Remy decided to do

1:19:03

at last, what the fuck, she killed

1:19:05

it. Do you mom remember this? We

1:19:07

were drinking. And I'm really shy, and

1:19:09

I'm really like, like, just to myself,

1:19:11

like, I don't really go to this

1:19:13

type of thing. So you're nonchalant, you're

1:19:15

nonchalant. That's what men are saying now.

1:19:17

I'm salon about most things. Yeah, they're

1:19:19

like, I'm a nonchalant kind of guy,

1:19:21

which I think it's just code for

1:19:23

not wanting to care. No, it's a...

1:19:25

I want to treat you like shit

1:19:27

and I don't want to get mad

1:19:29

at me for it. It's not my

1:19:31

ball. Yeah, yeah. The unscary oaken night,

1:19:33

you did, you did come clean and

1:19:35

then you were like, you were getting

1:19:38

the chorus wrong, so I was getting

1:19:40

agitated. Mad. Mad. Just getting, no, not

1:19:42

agitated. Angry. So I was like, I

1:19:44

went off to, you know, I was

1:19:46

like, do you know this song? And

1:19:48

he said, it's all my cariclets because

1:19:50

it's like a fun song, but I

1:19:52

just never, like, haven't listened to the

1:19:54

words. My fucking my my back and

1:19:56

she was like yes, you're bad get

1:19:58

off the stage Yes, you're bad get

1:20:00

off the stage and I did Valerie

1:20:02

Oh, that was good. That was really

1:20:04

good. Thank you. Come clean is a

1:20:06

great. It's a good. It's a good

1:20:08

karaoke song I did it the other

1:20:10

weekend and if anyone wants to know

1:20:12

I didn't do anything because I wasn't

1:20:14

invited to Peacock told me to fuck

1:20:16

off and did not invite me to

1:20:18

that trip. Oh, I would have preferred

1:20:20

you be there to come other people

1:20:23

on that trip. Let me tell you.

1:20:25

That's fine. But I will say, I

1:20:27

love Remy. Like I was like bringing

1:20:29

that up. Yeah, I love her. She's

1:20:31

like every... I think I would want

1:20:33

her to be in real life. Like

1:20:35

I just wanted to say that I

1:20:37

can love her. She's so unintentionally funny.

1:20:39

Yeah, her vibe. And she's like, no,

1:20:41

no, no, no, no. No, no, no.

1:20:43

No, like it's like so funny. But

1:20:45

her sister also manages like my social

1:20:47

media because she has a business where

1:20:49

it's like second home social, fuck, sorry,

1:20:51

sorry, Nikki. She does my Snapchat, like,

1:20:53

she helps me with all that stuff.

1:20:55

Exactly the same so sometimes I talk

1:20:57

to Nicki and like is Remy fucking

1:20:59

with me? Like she's not sending to

1:21:01

be her sister's like hey girl I

1:21:03

just cut off the phone with Snapchat

1:21:06

and I'm like and they don't want

1:21:08

and I'm like they're parent trapping you

1:21:10

yes yeah so they're switching places she

1:21:12

might be fucking with you I want

1:21:14

to confess something to you guys that

1:21:16

I'm pursuing in my in my off

1:21:18

time as a hobby wait seriously I'm

1:21:20

getting scared It has nothing to do

1:21:22

with anything, I just thought of it

1:21:24

because you guys were talking about karaoke.

1:21:26

It has nothing to do with karaoke.

1:21:28

But I think I'm going to try

1:21:30

to be a DJ. Actually? I'm dead-up.

1:21:32

No way. That'd be so fucking. And

1:21:34

it actually has to do with what

1:21:36

we're talking about about the club. Yeah.

1:21:38

Yeah, because I feel like- Somebody got

1:21:40

to do it. It got to be

1:21:42

a vibe curator. Yeah. I honestly don't

1:21:44

know. I'm still thinking about it. I'm

1:21:46

toying with a DJ name or just

1:21:48

going by my own name, but like,

1:21:51

she was like, who are you DJing

1:21:53

for? Like, what's your audience? And I

1:21:55

was like, the horse. Once that, the

1:21:57

Pussy Poppers. Yeah. Whoever's on the streets?

1:21:59

That's, let. Whoever is a whore. You

1:22:01

should be DJ nonchalant? One debate drops

1:22:03

and it's like incredible. And everyone goes,

1:22:05

you're just like. Yeah, so if y'all

1:22:07

see me at the boy room, don't

1:22:09

ask any questions. Period. I like practicing?

1:22:11

Yeah, I do. I have tables and

1:22:13

everything. No way. Yeah, because Billy got

1:22:15

it for me for Christmas. It's so

1:22:17

funny because I jokingly, I said it.

1:22:19

early last year and my whole family

1:22:21

and everyone was like yeah okay and

1:22:23

I was like I'm being dead-ass I

1:22:25

think that's one of those things where

1:22:27

I'm like I feel like if I

1:22:29

spend enough time I could get good

1:22:31

at it yeah right and so I

1:22:34

can't I can't sing for shit so

1:22:36

that music industry is gonna let me

1:22:38

in one way or another okay everybody

1:22:40

welcome my way in the door Everybody

1:22:42

put your hands together for it. D.

1:22:44

D. J. Nonchalant. Why don't you care?

1:22:46

See, I haven't already. There you go.

1:22:48

I don't wanna do like. EDM or

1:22:50

like house or anything like that. No,

1:22:52

I want nasty ass shaking music like

1:22:54

for the girls, you know what I

1:22:56

mean? So fun. Right. I was like,

1:22:58

I got a DJ for the horse.

1:23:00

The horse need one. And I am

1:23:02

coming. When you said the horse, I

1:23:04

thought you said the horse. I thought

1:23:06

you said the horse. And I said

1:23:08

the horse. And I was like, I

1:23:10

heard it straight from that horse mouth.

1:23:12

And I go. I like hats and

1:23:14

shirts and socks coming out. I heard

1:23:16

it from the source. Okay, before we

1:23:19

wrap up really quick. What do you

1:23:21

all have going on? You guys have

1:23:23

anything new going on? You want to

1:23:25

talk about? I'm coming out with merch.

1:23:27

Yay! So exciting. I have like hats

1:23:29

and shirts and socks coming out. Yes.

1:23:31

Right? And potentially, I mean this year

1:23:33

at some point, a podcast. I'll

1:23:35

keep y'all updated. Follow me, Rico

1:23:38

Tikido on all social media platforms.

1:23:40

T. Yeah. And Eric is so,

1:23:42

we've been joking a lot. Eric

1:23:44

is so creative. He is so,

1:23:46

he has like the mind of

1:23:48

an artist for real. His scene

1:23:51

is incredible. Truly. The mind. And

1:23:53

I love your candles. Oh, thanks.

1:23:55

A donation of someone in need.

1:23:57

So yeah. Eric and Eric's boyfriend

1:23:59

are both RT. Rubens Planet. Everyone.

1:24:02

Rubens. Yeah, love Rubens. Rubens. Rubens.

1:24:04

Rubens. He makes figurines. Yeah, toys.

1:24:06

I have them in my bag.

1:24:08

They're stunning. Yeah, he's like so

1:24:10

he's really they're so chic. I

1:24:12

know really cool stuff like I

1:24:15

will say like really cool You

1:24:17

guys are so chic together. I

1:24:19

agree We love them. Yes, we

1:24:21

love Eric and Ruben. Oh, you

1:24:23

guys are so artistic makes me

1:24:26

sick to my stomach. Yes Tefy

1:24:28

I have a cat Yeah, Margelina

1:24:30

who we love the new man.

1:24:32

She's a gemina coming this year

1:24:34

If you guys know him, his

1:24:36

name is Bad Bunny. His name

1:24:39

is Jesus Christ. I'm finding Jesus

1:24:41

Christ here. For him. For him.

1:24:43

Won't he do it? Won't he

1:24:45

do it? If he believes in

1:24:47

you at all, he'll bring bad

1:24:50

money to your door. I don't

1:24:52

care who I have to pray

1:24:54

to. If I get a little

1:24:56

smooth. Would a kiss kill you?

1:24:58

That's what I say to people.

1:25:00

Would a kiss kill you? A

1:25:03

column coming out with a certain

1:25:05

publication of a podcast. Well. I'm

1:25:07

hello, Tefy. Yes, literally. Catch me

1:25:09

online and she's always up to

1:25:11

something. I know, Tefy's working on

1:25:14

all the time. Even watching her

1:25:16

stories, I'm like, oh my God.

1:25:18

I know, she's always up to

1:25:20

him. She's always up to him.

1:25:22

She has the funniest T always.

1:25:24

Always. She knows, she knows everyone's

1:25:27

information. I never think I'm working

1:25:29

hard enough and then I talk

1:25:31

to Eric. I've been home for

1:25:33

three Saturdays. It's crazy. She was

1:25:35

she was telling me the longest

1:25:38

story about someone when she was

1:25:40

at my house and then she

1:25:42

like she breezes past I'll tell

1:25:44

you who it is after she

1:25:46

breezes past a celebrity she's like

1:25:48

oh she fucking hates me and

1:25:51

I said why she said probably

1:25:53

because her man's always DMing me

1:25:55

and I go wait hold on

1:25:57

And then I thought because I

1:25:59

know who her man is and

1:26:02

then I said wait Let's circle

1:26:04

back to this before we keep

1:26:06

going. Let's circle back. That man's

1:26:08

damning you And then she goes

1:26:10

yeah, but it's like normal shit.

1:26:12

I'm all normal shit. Poss, pause,

1:26:15

like hi. Hello. How are you?

1:26:17

What's the fucking kid? Is it

1:26:19

illegal to kiss now? No, now.

1:26:21

It's wrong to kiss Okay, yeah,

1:26:23

he's the most interesting woman on

1:26:26

the world in the world in

1:26:28

the world Yeah. On the world

1:26:30

too. Her mind? Her mind. Her

1:26:32

mind. I want to have a

1:26:34

baby. Him. I don't. I want

1:26:36

to travel. Well, thank you both

1:26:39

for coming back and keying with

1:26:41

me. I fucking love both of

1:26:43

you. Is anything usable? We'll let

1:26:45

you know in the other. We'll

1:26:47

let you know. We'll let you

1:26:50

know. We'll let you know. We'll

1:26:52

let you know. We'll let you

1:26:54

know. We'll take the podcast. It's

1:26:56

15 minutes. Thank God. Thank you

1:26:58

all so much for tuning into

1:27:00

this episode. Thank you so much

1:27:03

to my amazing guest Eric and

1:27:05

Tephi. One more time for the

1:27:07

camera where can everybody find you?

1:27:09

At Rico Tikido on all social

1:27:11

media platforms? Your dream. Hello Tepi.