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of the comment section show starring me

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about me On to the guest today

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we have another all-star banger. It's the

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one the only the iconic the legendary

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Bob the Drag Queen? My second time

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on the on the comment section. It

1:28

sure is queen. Who's your most visited

1:30

guest? My most visited been on the

1:32

the the pod the most? Well, I

1:34

have quite a few now that I've

1:36

done too They're all kind of equal

1:38

across the board. There's no one, no

1:40

one's on more than two. I feel like

1:43

Cadle's gonna be the first three. Right. Yeah.

1:45

He wants me so bad. Ms. Herron, he's

1:47

obsessed. He is. He is. I have to

1:49

be like, I am taken. And he wants me

1:52

so bad. And I am available. So...

1:54

So, I'm so honored to have you back, you

1:56

fucking legend. I'm happy to be back.

1:58

Thank you for having me. Have you

2:00

thought about turning, like using your laugh

2:02

to do like voiceover work? Yes, of

2:04

course I have. It's a little bit,

2:06

what's his name, Luke Skywalker, original

2:08

Luke Skywalker? Darth Vader? Mark Ham,

2:11

it was a little Mark Hamel. Mark

2:13

Hamel, I never heard Mark Hamel laugh.

2:15

Well, it's not his laugh, but Mark

2:17

Hamel played the joker and he had a

2:19

laugh that goes, did you ever watch the

2:21

proud family? I didn't have Disney

2:23

growing up. Oh, because you're 100. Yeah,

2:26

exactly. That's right. Back when

2:28

they didn't even have televisions.

2:30

Your TV had that crank on the

2:32

side. We had a, we had a,

2:34

you had to put gas in the

2:36

TV. But luckily, gas was a nickel

2:39

or gallon. These Nickelodeons are called that

2:41

because of, a Nickelodeon is a movie

2:43

theater where the movies are nickel. I

2:45

did not know that. That's what

2:47

a Nickelodeonion is. Did you

2:49

learn that from Tiktog? I

2:51

learned it from Nickelodeonion. There's

2:53

a character on the Proud Family, that's a grandpa, and

2:56

his name is Poppy, that's what they call him, and

2:58

he laughs exactly like me. That's hilarious. And I thought

3:00

people were dragging it a little bit, and when they

3:02

first started telling me, then I looked at the clips

3:04

and I said, all right, you guys got it, you got me. You

3:07

look at it without me. You look at it without me. All right,

3:09

I'll give you, you look at it without me. All right, I'll give

3:11

you look at without me. You got me. You got me. You got

3:13

me. You got me. You got me. You got me. You got me. All

3:15

right. All right. All right, I'll give me. You look at me. You look

3:17

at me. You look at with me. You look at. You look at me.

3:19

You look at. You look at. You look at. You

3:21

look at. You look at. You. You look at. You. You.

3:23

You. You. You It's like self-deprecating joke, but it's really

3:25

funny. And then it kind of catches on and

3:27

then you kind of get sick of hearing

3:29

it because you're like, that's my joke. No for

3:32

sure, yeah. I mean, I can't think of anything

3:34

right now, but yeah, there are different times where

3:36

I have deprecated myself in a way and I'm

3:38

like, all right, that was for me. Not too

3:40

much, not too much on me, all right. I'll

3:42

do that bit. What time was at this show.

3:45

Oh, here's a story. This is a true story

3:47

that happened one time. It was one of my

3:49

first ever touring gigs after being cast on Drag

3:51

Race. It was before the show aired. I was

3:53

in a place called Our Place in Seattle,

3:55

Washington. And this guy came up to me and

3:57

he just goes, I gotta tell you Bob, I.

3:59

I said, thank you. That's so sweet.

4:02

Thank you. He goes, you know, you

4:04

know what I love about you? I

4:06

said, what is it? I'm just smiling,

4:08

big shitting around my face. And I

4:11

said, oh, he goes, for you, it's

4:13

about the talent. I said, oh, thank

4:15

you. He goes, you care about the

4:17

artistry in the performance. I said, thank

4:20

you, that's very true. I'm like, you

4:22

don't care. You don't care how you

4:24

look. I was like, I feel like

4:26

I put effort in my look today.

4:29

Granted, this has made me not be

4:31

the best I've ever looked. But that

4:33

gagged me. You said, yeah, I'm gonna

4:35

have to go look in the mirror

4:38

a couple more times, but you know

4:40

what? I appreciate you. You don't care

4:42

what? Look at you. You're a fucking

4:45

mess with the show. My God, the

4:47

show is good. Oh, but the quality?

4:49

Yeah. Have you've done my shows yet?

4:51

Yeah. I have. I've done podcast. tour

4:54

show live. Got it. I did like

4:56

for my book tour, my sister and

4:58

I have a podcast together and that's

5:00

what I took on the road to

5:03

promote my book and I just did

5:05

a show in Vancouver actually. Nice! My

5:07

first time in Canada. Was it a

5:09

podcast or did you straight up just

5:12

you? It was our show but it's

5:14

all improv because we're a user submitted

5:16

podcast so like we have people in

5:18

the audience submit stuff live and then

5:21

we read them backstage before we come

5:23

out and then... We choose like five

5:25

or six of them and then we

5:27

just kind of riff. And I involve

5:30

the audience to an extent. To a

5:32

degree. I'm sure you know. And I've

5:34

seen some of your clips too with

5:37

people get a little, they get a

5:39

little too confident. Yeah, yeah. You give

5:41

them a mic, they start losing it

5:43

a little bit. You never lose control,

5:46

never let them hold the mic. Exactly.

5:48

Do you do mean grease of your

5:50

shows? Yes, all the time. What's wrong?

5:52

Like, do I have any, like, do

5:55

I have any fans who weren't gonna

5:57

kill themselves? We're all of you. going

5:59

to kill yourself? This is crazy. That's

6:01

the one common thread they have. I'm

6:04

like, I don't know what's, well, to

6:06

be honest, my friends aren't that bad.

6:08

I've traveled a couple other queens who

6:10

have that, Trixie and Katia, all their

6:13

fans were going to kill themselves, all

6:15

of them. Their fans are, are, are,

6:17

are, they don't even like their fans.

6:19

They're, they're, they're, like, three, like, like,

6:22

three. When she was on the show,

6:24

she posted a picture of us with

6:26

the silliest cartoon filter on it and

6:29

was like gabbing with the girls, like

6:31

some shit like that. She tagged me

6:33

in it, I saw it, 10 seconds

6:35

later, she just posted it, 10 seconds

6:38

later, I got posted it, 10 seconds

6:40

later, I got posted it, 10 seconds

6:42

later, I got tagged, 10 seconds later,

6:44

like literally on Twitter, on Instagram, it

6:47

was crazy. a brought a bought a

6:49

brought a severed foot their own severed

6:51

foot to the meat and greed. Are

6:53

you lying? I am not like you

6:56

can Google it. I saw the human

6:58

teeth one. I saw no someone had

7:00

their foot amputated and they brought the

7:02

foot to the meat and greed and

7:05

handed it to Katia. And did she

7:07

take it? She took it. She held

7:09

it. She held it. She held it

7:11

up to her ear. She called it.

7:14

She called it. She called it her

7:16

ear. She crayled it. She crayled it.

7:18

And see that's what happens when you

7:21

put no Sforato in a wig. That's

7:23

what happens. There it is. And this

7:25

is why I don't fucking do this.

7:27

My fans are my fans are a

7:30

little more grounded. A little more grounded.

7:32

They're a little less no Sforato. Both

7:34

feet on the ground. Right. Yeah, that's

7:36

ten toes down. That's crazy. That's scary

7:39

as fuck. Oh my god. They're showing

7:41

me a picture of it. That's fucking

7:43

crazy. And she had a blast I

7:45

bet. That's the scariest part. Disgusting. It's

7:48

repulsive. I'm going to go ahead and

7:50

say it. I'm going to go ahead

7:52

and say it. Did the foot is

7:54

repulsive? Am I allowed to say it?

7:57

And even if I'm going to say

7:59

it anyway. It's disgusting. That is disgusting.

8:01

When I went on tour last year,

8:04

like all summer, it was really fun,

8:06

but like it was, tour's fucking hard

8:08

and it's exhausting. And I'm finding out

8:10

in my older age as I get

8:13

older. I really don't like leaving my

8:15

house very often. Oh, as I start

8:17

getting older. Are we one in the

8:19

same? I, whenever, I do, it really

8:22

goes, where's the place you like to

8:24

go at home? Yeah, me too. I

8:26

wanna go. home. Me too. I'm going

8:28

home. I'm going home. I'm going home.

8:31

I'm sitting at myself home. I love

8:33

to be home more than I love

8:35

to be anywhere. I don't like going

8:37

to restaurants. I don't like going to

8:40

clubs. I don't like going to clubs.

8:42

I don't like going. I like I'll

8:44

go to my friend's houses. I'll go

8:46

to my house. I'll go to my

8:49

studio. There's the one with the beach.

8:51

The one with the trees, the one

8:53

with the buildings, and the one in

8:56

the suburbs. And they just speak different

8:58

languages there. And the people are different

9:00

colors. But those are all the ones.

9:02

If you've been to Miami, you've been

9:05

to Barcelona, they're the same, it's the

9:07

same one. That's actually so real. If

9:09

you've been to London, you've been to

9:11

New York, you've been to Paris, they're

9:14

just talking different in each town. That's

9:16

very true. And you know what's funny

9:18

is when I went to London, I

9:20

was like, this is New York, but

9:23

cleaner. Also grayer. And grayer. Yeah, it's

9:25

possible. It's just shit weather all the

9:27

time. All the time. And I remembered

9:29

too when I went, like, we, when

9:32

I vacation, like my idea of a

9:34

vacation is going somewhere and doing nothing.

9:36

Like, if I even get that far,

9:38

it's going and laying down and maybe

9:41

tanning and maybe swimming. Amazing. Amazing. You

9:43

like to go do things? This means

9:45

white people. Why people? I didn't know

9:48

what you were doing. I thought you

9:50

were pointing at yourself. White people are

9:52

like, I'm going to go on a

9:54

vacation and you know what I'm going

9:57

to do? Hike? I carry things, take

9:59

a class, make pottery, learn. It's a

10:01

vacation, miss. Go lay your ass down.

10:03

I like to go to a place

10:06

with a couple of friends, rent a

10:08

giant Airbnb and never leave it. Literally

10:10

me. I'm not even kidding for my

10:12

sister's 30th birthday, like two years ago.

10:15

I rented this like old, it was

10:17

like an old hotel. but it had

10:19

like nine bedrooms and it was like

10:21

I just rented that and then all

10:24

our friends and family came and stayed

10:26

in one house and we went out

10:28

one singularly amazing and the rest of

10:30

the time we played board games inside

10:33

and canceled everything I will go to

10:35

show I like going to shows yeah

10:37

I love a show plays comedy shows

10:40

love that I like going to those

10:42

things me too and it's funny because

10:44

when we vacationed with like other people

10:46

we've been like you know what I

10:49

think we should establish what kind of vacation

10:51

people we are ahead of time. Because the

10:54

first time we went to Walt Disney World,

10:56

we went with my cousin Josh and his

10:58

husband. And we went there. Are they open?

11:00

Sorry? Are they open? No, they are not.

11:03

No, it's perfect. You're not there yet, Josh.

11:05

When I went with them, they had been

11:07

there before so we were excited to be

11:10

there and like they're like doers. They love

11:12

doing things. And the first day we were

11:14

like, okay, we'll try our best to keep

11:16

up like my family. And then we went

11:19

through the whole day. I felt like we

11:21

did a thousand things. Yeah, and then gosh.

11:23

He's in his 40. Okay, that kind of

11:25

scan, that kind of thing. Yeah, and then

11:28

when we got back, we were getting on

11:30

that little fucking train that takes you back

11:32

to the hotels, and we were getting on,

11:34

and it's like 11 p.m. almost midnight and

11:37

he's going do you guys want to do

11:39

like a rope drop tomorrow at the other

11:41

thing and we don't know what that means

11:43

so we're like sure and then he goes

11:46

okay then you know so we'll meet at

11:48

like six and then my mom goes a.m.

11:50

and he goes yeah and then she goes

11:53

yeah we won't be there no baby if

11:55

you're on vacation you tell me about six

11:57

a.m plans I would rather shit in my

11:59

hands. and clap in front of my face

12:02

with my mouth open. Then go climb ropes

12:04

at 6 a.m. Also fuck a hike. Hiking?

12:06

Hiking, I hate. I love that you hate

12:08

hiking, so do I. I fucking hate hiking.

12:11

I don't get it. Walk places and look,

12:13

I'm good. I don't get it. Google Maps

12:15

is available. I feel so validated and seen

12:17

by you because I've been like. I don't

12:20

need to do that because I could just

12:22

look up a picture of it. Literally. I

12:24

want you to do that. And honestly guys,

12:26

often it looks just like it looks in

12:29

the picture. It might look a little, you

12:31

might be like, oh I thought it'd be

12:33

bigger or I thought it'd be smaller. It's

12:35

like a dick pig. Oh, I thought it

12:38

would be bigger. That's it. That's the one.

12:40

We saw the Eiffel Tower. There it is.

12:42

Also, when I went to Paris. They're so

12:45

racist there. It made it almost impossible to

12:47

enjoy. Paris is bad. Not as bad. Let

12:49

me tell you right now. There is one

12:51

country that you cannot. You, okay, you, I

12:54

don't think you pay me. You don't have

12:56

to offer an absurd amount of money to

12:58

give me this. There's this one kind of,

13:00

almost every black person knows like this. In

13:03

fact, the comments are already, they're already typing

13:05

in the name of this one specific country.

13:07

I was doing a show, it's not this

13:09

country, but I was doing a show in

13:12

Zagreb, Croatia, and a guy from this country

13:14

said, hey, you left us off the tour,

13:16

you have to come back to Italy. You

13:18

will never, in your, in your linguine eating

13:21

life, catch me back in Italy, unless I

13:23

believe you, I heard that. I went there

13:25

during the Madonna tour, we did two stops

13:28

in Italy, and it was only because we

13:30

literally had to. I do not like that

13:32

country. I don't want to blame you. Monsters,

13:34

racist, racist, monsters. We had like a really

13:37

really terrible experience in Paris with a restaurant

13:39

that we made reservations at. Mind you like

13:41

when I was initially going to go to

13:43

Paris it was just going to be me,

13:46

my fiance, my cousin Adam who does my

13:48

hair and makeup and then my sister were

13:50

all off. obviously brown I was like going

13:52

to a foreign country I've never been to

13:55

before especially one like that I'm gonna need

13:57

at least one resident white to lead the

13:59

right yeah right so then my agent Alex

14:01

comes she's white and we love her and

14:04

so when we get she's been to Paris

14:06

before so she kind of like helps us

14:08

she's right but we love her yeah but

14:11

it's okay we love her with it I

14:13

love her in spite of that there you

14:15

go She made reservations at this really nice

14:17

restaurant that wasn't too far from us and

14:20

we were like, oh cool, how fun. So

14:22

we like walk there and we're like 20

14:24

minutes early to the reservation because she's white

14:26

and she made us leave on time and

14:29

so that we get there on time and

14:31

then the guy at the door, first of

14:33

all there's bouncers. What fucking restaurant has bouncers?

14:35

You know what's bouncers at the Boston Nova?

14:38

Well then that makes sense. So yeah, yeah,

14:40

valid. And they were the kind of bouncers

14:42

that like had like a fucking blazer and

14:44

no tie. You know what I'm saying? Like

14:47

a cool guy bouncer. Like like the like

14:49

the the agents from from a from a

14:51

Lilo and stitch. Yeah, like they're like section

14:54

guys, you know what I'm saying? And there

14:56

there's like four of them outside and then

14:58

the guy looks at the group and goes,

15:00

yeah, no, we don't have any room. Mind

15:03

you, I can see inside the fucking restaurant.

15:05

So I can see there. tables that are

15:07

open. And Alex, God love her. She's so

15:09

sweet and innocent linking that she gets pushed

15:12

around pretty easily with stuff like that. Is

15:14

the white woman? Yeah. So she was like,

15:16

are you sure? Because I made a reservation,

15:18

like you don't even want to look get

15:21

up? And he's like, no, I'm telling you

15:23

right now, we don't have room. And he's

15:25

speaking perfect English, mind you. He's from New

15:27

Jersey. Yeah, for real. And so then like

15:30

when I went up and I went up

15:32

and I went up and I went to

15:34

tell you. And then like this group of

15:37

young white women come up who are Parisian.

15:39

I can hear them speaking French, smoking cigarettes,

15:41

all that. Come and walk right inside. Don't

15:43

even get stuck. Don't even get stuck. Yeah,

15:46

and he's like, he's like, oh, what? up

15:48

ladies like welcome like as you either walking

15:50

in I'm like are you fucking kidding me

15:52

so then I took a picture of them

15:55

and like the front of it and I

15:57

put it on my story and I put

15:59

it on tic-oc and I said hey fuck

16:01

this restaurant by the way my thing started

16:04

picking up speed and then they started all

16:06

of my that's the one time I weaponized

16:08

my fame for evil and they literally started

16:10

spamming all their comments I didn't know you

16:13

guys were fucking racist blah blah blah blah

16:15

blah they blocked me the restaurant What's the

16:17

point? No one at home is going to

16:19

do things. No one at home is going

16:22

to do things. No one at home is

16:24

going to do things. What's the point? No

16:26

one at home is going to do that

16:29

to me. No one in my home is

16:31

going to do that. No one in my

16:33

home is going to do that. I can

16:35

walk in. No one stop me. We don't

16:38

have room for you. Darkie. I could just

16:40

walk right in my home. No one's gonna

16:42

do that to me in my home. So

16:44

yeah, I get it. I get it. I

16:47

don't, you know, kind of stresses me out

16:49

when my friends invite me to their show?

16:51

And I will buy a ticket. I will

16:53

buy a ticket. I will buy a ticket.

16:56

But if you're like, no. And then you're

16:58

like, you're on the list. The list stresses

17:00

me out. the bagget all the names on

17:02

the list and he's like oh no how

17:05

do you spell how you do this and

17:07

I'm standing outside and what's really embarrassing is

17:09

when I don't mind like having to like

17:12

get you find my name but then when

17:14

someone else walks up who knows who I

17:16

am and they're like oh my god Bob

17:18

the drag queen and they're like right this

17:21

way you're on the list you know Craig

17:23

Stevens or whatever and I'm like I'm standing

17:25

outside trying to get my fucking I'm Bob

17:27

the drag queen this is four the drag

17:30

queen this is four It's their first name

17:32

Bob the and the last name is drag

17:34

queen is it Bob the drag last name

17:36

was queen is it Bob first name the

17:39

last the drag queen is it all squished

17:41

together? They never know I'm always in there

17:43

and I'm like I hate this I just

17:45

want to be able to walk in and

17:48

like do my thing. Yeah, I'd rather buy

17:50

the ticket. I would rather just buy the

17:52

ticket. It's actually not worth it. I'd rather

17:55

buy it. it just walk in like I'll

17:57

pay I will fucking pay I swear I'll

17:59

play back to touring when you were talking

18:01

about never give them the mic in the

18:04

in the audience yeah have you had any

18:06

instances where you were like okay there's two

18:08

there's two things that I do one is

18:10

where they walk up to the mic and

18:13

the mic is already there so they don't

18:15

grab it just like you know, talking to

18:17

the microphone. And then, but sometimes I'll do

18:19

this with them, but I never let them

18:22

hold a mic with that. I learned that

18:24

from Wendy Williams, never let them hold a

18:26

mic, never let them hold a mic. But

18:28

also, I am comfortable being like, turn off

18:31

their mic. Just, I remember, turn off their

18:33

mic, they're going on too long, turn off

18:35

their mic, cut their microphone, it's such a

18:38

powerful move. I agree. Because the person is

18:40

just reduced to, like, like, like, what are

18:42

like, what are you going to, what are

18:44

you going to, like, like, what are you

18:47

going to, like, what do you going to,

18:49

like, what do you going to, like, like,

18:51

what do you going to, like, like, like,

18:53

what do, what do, what do, what do,

18:56

what do, what do, what do, what do,

18:58

what do, what do, what do, like, what

19:00

do, what do, what do, what do, what

19:02

do, start screaming I can scream too and

19:05

my voice is amplified I'm gonna win this

19:07

one you know I have a microphone and

19:09

you don't yeah I like to be amplified

19:11

in good light with my voice being heard

19:14

in the audience sitting in the shadows I

19:16

agree I feel like the thing when you're

19:18

especially as a comedian or anyone on stage

19:21

the audience is really just a bunch of

19:23

submissive little bitches who want to be told

19:25

what to be told what to do they

19:27

want to be I want to be submissive.

19:30

I don't want to be in control of

19:32

the room. I want to be guided through

19:34

this experience. Exactly. So when you're on stage,

19:36

especially as a comedian, you have to be

19:39

dominant. Even if you're not you in your

19:41

real life, you have to be a dominant

19:43

force. You have to guide the audience to

19:45

this experience. And if you don't have the

19:48

control, they start to feel uncomfortable and they

19:50

will rise against you. When I was on

19:52

tour last year, we started noticing this pattern

19:54

where like shows that are, which I'm sure

19:57

you know too, like Friday Saturdays, like people

19:59

are getting fucked up. So they're like excited

20:01

and then they're a little more rowdy on

20:03

those nights because they don't have to work,

20:06

worry about work the next morning. And so

20:08

like the first show we had where we

20:10

kind of had a little bit of. like

20:13

too much raucous laughter that was turning into

20:15

talking was in Florida, right? Like my, our

20:17

first Florida show. And so the show's going

20:19

great, but then there's like two huge bars

20:22

in the venue we're in. And so you

20:24

can hear the bartenders going shooch. Like scooping

20:26

ice and going yeah, can I get too

20:28

dirty martini? Like you can hear people making

20:31

a Blending a margarita. It was funny because

20:33

in the beginning I would ask a question

20:35

I don't even remember what it was. The

20:37

joke I would make is like, thank you

20:40

all for coming out. And is there any

20:42

plus ones in the audience? I would always

20:44

say plus ones. I have no idea who

20:46

the fuck we are. I should have known

20:49

this was a red herring because the bartender

20:51

was a red herring. Like loud and I

20:53

go you work here right and he goes

20:56

yeah I go yeah I wasn't talking to

20:58

you anyone else who's actually bought a ticket

21:00

for the fucking show I should have known

21:02

that that was gonna go left I don't

21:05

like give me a fucking drink I'm like

21:07

aren't she supposed to be serving those hundreds

21:09

of people over there so then as the

21:11

show goes on people start getting more drunk

21:14

like when we do audience participation like we'll

21:16

read the cards read their stories and then

21:18

we kind of like make fun of them

21:20

As like my sister is like talking to

21:23

one of the audience members about her story,

21:25

there's people in the fucking back who are

21:27

talking, laughing, like contributing to the story, like

21:29

trying to get bits out, like whatever. And

21:32

it's becoming distracting along with the bartenders. And

21:34

I apologize for that. And I want to

21:36

apologize for that. I want to take this

21:39

moment to apologize. Me and my buddy, the

21:41

bartender, we have a long night. And I

21:43

remember at this point, I was at my

21:45

limit already, because I was already annoyed that

21:48

the talking was happening and it was slowly

21:50

getting louder. Then it was so unbearable, it

21:52

was making people forget what they were saying,

21:54

it was interrupting my sister, and I got

21:57

pissed. So then I go, can you pause

21:59

really quick? Who the fuck is talking? And

22:01

that's exactly how I said it, right. That

22:03

part's on me. And that's on me. I

22:06

take that. I said that and I go,

22:08

can you guys shut the fuck up? Because

22:10

other people are talking and you're being really

22:12

fucking rude. And other people paid to be

22:15

here. So let's all like be conscious of

22:17

that. Yeah. And I said, sorry, go ahead.

22:19

When I tell you I lost that room

22:22

so fast. And then it took me a

22:24

while to get him to combat. You've lost

22:26

control. Yeah, well, and then I did that

22:28

and then I scared them. So then no

22:31

one's laughing anymore because they're because they're all

22:33

like. And then I'm like, hey, that parts

22:35

on me. I freaked out but that parts

22:37

on me. You have prepared bits on how

22:40

to deal with an audience member. Yeah. And

22:42

for the most part, you know, I've been

22:44

doing stand-up now for 16 years. And for

22:46

like eight years of it, it was in

22:49

the gay bars, which is just loud, rowdy,

22:51

drunk. Everyone in the audience thinks they're funnier

22:53

than you. And I'm like, I mean, I

22:55

was used to dealing with really raucous, raucous

22:58

people. Like they were just wanting to argue,

23:00

wanting to challenge me. So I've built some

23:02

really good chops for it. I love that.

23:04

But for the most part, my audience is,

23:07

I've gotten pretty good at keeping control and

23:09

also when you like scold your subs, when

23:11

the doms, you know, scoles her subs, you

23:14

have to do it in a way that

23:16

is in the in the spirit of the

23:18

spirit of the show. I agree with it.

23:20

It still has to be fun. It still

23:23

has to be fun. It still has to

23:25

be fun. It still has to be funny.

23:27

Mommy just yelled at us exactly and we're

23:29

in trouble now and I learned that lesson

23:32

the hard way lost the room Yeah, my

23:34

bad then I had to earn their trust

23:36

back like I was like guys don't be

23:38

afraid of me. It's okay. You can laugh

23:41

and like I eventually won the room stop

23:43

flinching Don't run for me. It's fine and

23:45

I would have fun We're all having fun

23:47

right and the next day like we had

23:50

another Florida show in a different city and

23:52

then it was same shit happening again This

23:54

time I held it handled it a lot

23:57

better, didn't lose the room. I did have

23:59

to quell that really quickly, but I did

24:01

it before I got to a point where

24:03

I couldn't control my anger. Sometimes it feels

24:06

like a werewolf. You know what I mean?

24:08

Like I'm like, ah. There's a shew with

24:10

in the closet. And then I feel like

24:12

I'm like, raw. Before I like turn into

24:15

a psycho. No, I understand that for true.

24:17

I've got pretty good at keeping it pretty

24:19

even killed and I think that the audience

24:21

should have a healthy fear of the person.

24:24

I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree.

24:26

A little bit afraid of what would happen

24:28

if they step out a line. Yeah, there's

24:30

got to be. You do have to make

24:33

an example of someone. And I did that

24:35

too many times on tour, but that is

24:37

also another one of those like because I

24:40

did get a question once. I did get

24:42

a question once. And he asked me something,

24:44

right, that felt like he was kind of

24:46

trying to big time me a little bit.

24:49

What does big time mean? Kind of like

24:51

he was trying to flex or peacock around

24:53

me, right? Like he was trying to be

24:55

like, so like, yeah, what's that about? And

24:58

then I go, what do you mean? Like,

25:00

are you asking me like, why do I

25:02

do that to people like you? I don't

25:04

know if you. Did you hear what you

25:07

just fucking asked me? That's probably why. And

25:09

then everyone laughs and goes, no, no, for

25:11

sure. I just like, I meant, like, actually,

25:13

I met, and he just changed his question.

25:16

This is the kind of guy who asked

25:18

for extra protein at Chipola. Right. You know,

25:20

now, can I get a, let me get

25:23

the, uh, the case here, can I get

25:25

extra protein? Cool, cool, cool, cool, like very

25:27

much that vibe. My crazy show. First of

25:29

all, I had a wardrobe malfunction. My wig

25:32

just started. Like, there's this like post on

25:34

my wig and I put the toppers on

25:36

it. I had this like base where I'm

25:38

hair slipped up and I would just switch

25:41

toppers out. And the post had broken so

25:43

my wig just fell off. Oh shit, my

25:45

wig fell off. So that was very embarrassed.

25:47

I had to put my wig back on.

25:50

And then I come back and I'm doing

25:52

my stand up and I'm doing my stand

25:54

up and there is just a fight. And

25:56

I was like what I was ever what's

25:59

happening over there, but they weren't responding to

26:01

me because they weren't responding to what I

26:03

was saying There was a just an argument

26:06

at broken out between this this lady and

26:08

this guy and they had come to like

26:10

blows They were like they were like like

26:12

people were being pulled apart and and then

26:15

the lady stumbled out into the lobby She

26:17

spilled her margarita into my merchandise and then

26:19

the crowd just kind of got crazy I

26:21

was like you guys are insane and then

26:24

I asked him I said is this it

26:26

was a Wednesday I said is this a

26:28

typical Wednesday in Belfast the audience in unison

26:30

all said yes everything they're like they're like

26:33

yeah this is what we do on Wednesdays

26:35

bitch yes yes whatever they're like yeah this

26:37

what we do on Wednesdays bitch yes whatever

26:39

whatever I go out I don't drink so

26:42

I don't go out much but I'm with

26:44

someone who drinks though though someone who wants

26:46

to take you out and I don't wants

26:48

to take you out We drink honey. Uh,

26:51

baby, let me turn it down. In Phoenix,

26:53

Arizona, we drink, honey. The baby in Indulus,

26:55

Alabama. In Boop, Scoot, Tennessee, we drink honey.

26:58

Every town thinks they drink more than everyone

27:00

else. Right. But Belfast, they're telling the truth.

27:02

They're for real. They were dead-ass. You said

27:04

I can say with conviction. They do that.

27:07

They were on a Wednesday night, turt going

27:09

crazy. We have to get out here. This

27:11

show is in. I was genuinely afraid of

27:13

the audience. I was like, I need to

27:16

get. I'm afraid of you all. I started

27:18

getting like towards the end of tour. I

27:20

started getting a little petty because like if

27:22

the shows, they would always go well, but

27:25

like if the audience was kind of like.

27:27

a little too rowdy like there was another

27:29

show we had where it was a Friday

27:31

and we had security had to warn them

27:34

like literally tell them like if you guys

27:36

make noise one more time you're gonna have

27:38

to leave yeah and it's because they had

27:41

like a tabletop and they're like I think

27:43

what I hate more than just like talking

27:45

in the background because it's a live fucking

27:47

show. Is people trying to tell jokes too?

27:50

Oh, they want to contribute. They want to

27:52

be like, they're trying to like pull focus.

27:54

Is there a big break? And I was

27:56

like, that's T because you bought a ticket

27:59

to watch me and now you're talking a

28:01

lot and that's crazy. Well, they think it's

28:03

a scene for me, they're like, this is

28:05

going to invite me on stage. We're going

28:08

to hold hands. We're going to sing to

28:10

find gravity together. I will float to the

28:12

sky and I will take over the podcast.

28:14

That's what they think is going to happen.

28:17

They're like, this is my moment. This is

28:19

truly my moment. I think that too. And

28:21

can I? I just say, because maybe you

28:24

can relate to me on this. There was

28:26

a point where like with Meine Greeds where

28:28

there was a pattern happening where women who

28:30

would come who maybe weren't familiar with my

28:33

other show with my sister or my sister

28:35

only came to see me, which I'm not

28:37

like mad about it, but like they were

28:39

always really rude to my sister in Meine

28:42

Greeds, which would piss me off. and then

28:44

they were always dressed up really nice like

28:46

which is not a bad thing but they

28:48

were wearing like like fucking bandage dresses or

28:51

some shit like that and heels and all

28:53

that and I'm like okay period whatever and

28:55

the way they would talk to me would

28:57

be like I just like oh gosh you're

29:00

so beautiful I just like I'm straight but

29:02

like I just like I don't know I

29:04

just feel like if I was gonna be

29:07

gay like I would like you which is

29:09

homophobic to say but they don't care about

29:11

that and they're telling me all this and

29:13

I they're trying to hit on you I

29:16

think though okay but like they're they're straight

29:18

women sometimes they bring their husbands their boyfriends

29:20

whatever and maybe you've been invited to three

29:22

films at one time well yeah but one

29:25

time I went backstage and I go are

29:27

these bitches shaving their pussy for me because

29:29

you're starting to treat me like Justin Bieber

29:31

and I don't like just in case just

29:34

in case you know what knock it off

29:36

like you see my lips tonight I want

29:38

them to be clean. Which, like, it's always

29:40

women who have to tell me 35 times.

29:43

I'm straight, I'm straight. I'm totally straight. But,

29:45

like, if I wasn't, they're not straight. Bich,

29:47

I'm straight too. What, why are you telling

29:50

me this? Like, you know what it is?

29:52

They, you have a lesbian energy. And I

29:54

think part of it is how tall you

29:56

are? And they, like, like, big lesbians, clean

29:59

up. I'm going to tell you right now,

30:01

I know there's three right here. Big lesbians

30:03

clean, the fuck up, you all all lesbians?

30:05

Yeah. And big lesbians clean up, right? They're

30:08

swimming. Tall's half the battle. Maybe they're swimming

30:10

and pus. That's true. It's crazy. If a

30:12

woman can get over six feet, yeah. And

30:14

you're the lesbian community, you're about to be

30:17

knocking away with a baseball bat. And like

30:19

women who... who came who were lesbians and

30:21

made sure to tell us like they were

30:23

they were fans of both of us and

30:26

the show that we had together and like

30:28

or they were hitting on my sister it

30:30

was like one of those two it's only

30:32

straight women who are doing that to me

30:35

which is crazy. They wouldn't be roughed up

30:37

by a big lady. Yeah I was like

30:39

you guys are it's so I'm like don't

30:42

don't hold put your hand across my stomach

30:44

like we're prom dates like we're prom dates.

30:46

I've been asked that question more times than

30:48

you could possibly imagine, but no I haven't.

30:51

Not personally. Never thought about it? No, because

30:53

that doesn't really appeal to me if I'm

30:55

being honest. That's valid and fair. Yeah, like

30:57

when I, and also, and this is maybe

31:00

just the sick and twisted part of my

31:02

brain, that brings them joy and pleasure. I'm

31:04

trying to do the opposite of that. valid

31:06

and fair you're a masochist or a sadist

31:09

I mean you're a sadist but to some

31:11

extent they enjoy it like sadism like people

31:13

no no masochist enjoy it yeah they love

31:15

it I'm saying like I want to hurt

31:18

your feelings I don't want to make you

31:20

come I want to hurt your feelings I

31:22

want to hurt your feelings I want to

31:25

hurt your feelings I want to hurt your

31:27

feelings I've roughed up by a big lady

31:29

they really like to be roughed up by

31:31

a big lady they really like that bodybuilding

31:34

documentary with the the lady who was like

31:36

yeah it was something Sally like she's the

31:38

one who like she was a body builder

31:40

she got killed what happened she killed her

31:43

husband that's what it was but she got

31:45

well she got big because she was making

31:47

videos of her like wrestling dudes and like

31:49

dudes were getting off on it. So that's

31:52

like, it was like only fans before only

31:54

fans. Yeah, Nicole Bass used to do it

31:56

too. Yeah, and she was making videos of

31:58

herself wrestling the fuck out of them. And

32:01

obviously she's jacked, like she's yoked and on

32:03

a bunch of roids and all that. So

32:05

she's like, literally looks like an old timy

32:08

like golds. Yeah, so she was like wrestling

32:10

dudes for money. And she was making, she

32:12

was cleaning up, like she was making so

32:14

much fun. Oh, like she was making so

32:17

much fun. what's happening these these women are

32:19

projecting their sexual fantasies onto you I agree

32:21

that is also the reason I stopped doing

32:23

cameo because I started getting requests like that

32:26

from ladies again not for men that are

32:28

saying like Can you call me a dirty

32:30

little boy and like say I'm worthless and

32:32

blah blah blah and like pretend to spend

32:35

on me some shit like that I'll never

32:37

forget that's the last one I got for

32:39

$30 no no that's crazy yeah no you're

32:41

for 30 I'm not even kidding when I

32:44

read that request I went in my cameo

32:46

turned it off haven't turned it on since

32:48

for $5 an hour with a five hour

32:51

minimum and I'm only doing the first two

32:53

hours but thank I'm doing it's on zoom

32:55

and it's on zoom and my camera's gonna

32:57

be all I'm fully eating Taco Bell in

33:00

bed. Just like you're like, you're such a

33:02

dumb little fucking- I have mackeas and I'm

33:04

just going like this. You're the worst little

33:06

boy ever. Taco Bell is this new burrito

33:09

that you can rip in half. Ooh, okay.

33:11

Like it's perforated? I'm gonna say this. Yeah,

33:13

Catloqu. I'm going to go ahead and say,

33:15

it's clear to me. Taco Bell is just

33:18

reselling the same thing over and over and

33:20

over again. And can I say. I'm gonna

33:22

try it every single time everything at Taco

33:24

Bell tastes the same it's like to do

33:27

a leap of a food truly same song

33:29

I'm gonna blast it but because that thing

33:31

tastes good I'm going to keep eating it

33:34

so I I just, they really think it's

33:36

a thing I don't know. They have, they

33:38

have. And you know what? I hate when

33:40

people are like, well that's not real Mexican

33:43

food. I know that. You know, bitch we've

33:45

been there. Yeah, I know. I know, I

33:47

know that 16 year old white kid on

33:49

Accutane is not serving me traditional cantina food.

33:52

I know that. Mexican is like Taco Bell,

33:54

so I don't feel bad. I'm eating Taco

33:56

Bell. I know it's not traditional traditional cuisine.

33:58

What's the one that used to make the

34:01

list? Oh, bus feed. Bus feed. It's like

34:03

bus feed. Something like one of those like

34:05

bus fan videos. And it's like Chinese people

34:07

trying. Pand Express. I've seen that video. Mexican's

34:10

trying. Taco Bell. Well, so interesting was all

34:12

the young people like 25 and I were

34:14

like, oh, this is not authentic Chinese food.

34:16

This is disgusting. I literally can't even chew

34:19

this. All the people were like, it's not

34:21

Chinese food. This is delicious. This is fantastic.

34:23

I don't know what this is. I don't

34:26

know what this is. We can allow two

34:28

things to be true at the same time.

34:30

They were like, I don't know what the

34:32

fuck this is, but this is not Chinese,

34:35

but it is delicious. Same with talking about,

34:37

all the young men were like, I could

34:39

never eat this. This is so crazy. You

34:41

need to try my grandma, you need to

34:44

try my grandma. And the grandma was like,

34:46

this is amazing. I know that much. And

34:48

I also know that you hate British food

34:50

like I do. I hate it. Yeah, me

34:53

too. And I, did you see that they

34:55

were trying to fuck up Keith Lee recently?

34:57

Yeah, Keith Lee, I think he might be

34:59

untouchable. I think so too. Like he should

35:02

be, he's not bothering anyone. Always because I

35:04

was smelling like roses, no matter how much

35:06

shit you throw at him. He is a,

35:09

he seems to rise above it every single

35:11

fucking time. I agree. And he's not bothering

35:13

anyone, so I don't know why people, well

35:15

I do know why, because it's the nature

35:18

of the internet, but like, I just think

35:20

you should leave him the fuck alone. But

35:22

also, I saw people getting pissed and then

35:24

I jumped in on it because I was

35:27

like, I was like, making fun of their

35:29

food when I went to London last year.

35:31

The homemade brickle brickle. You girl, the way

35:33

they're like, well you gotta have you gotta

35:36

have salty mashed peas on the side. Yeah,

35:38

I'll kill you. It's bad. It's bad food,

35:40

it's bad. And I was like, I didn't

35:42

say I need a different kind of peas.

35:45

I said if you put them next to

35:47

my french fries one more god damn time,

35:49

I'm gonna burn this country to the ground.

35:52

And why? Everything has peas peas peas peas

35:54

peas peas peas in it. Or next to

35:56

it. And you're not gonna sell me on

35:58

beans, on toast, I'm not eating it. I

36:01

don't want to eat it. I don't want

36:03

to put beans on my, and then you

36:05

get there and I was go, well, you

36:07

know, we have really amazing Indian food here.

36:10

Well, baby, that's Indian food. I know, I

36:12

know, and it was delicious. And it's not

36:14

British, I could tell you that much. by

36:16

Indians and immigrants came here and made this

36:19

food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get so mad

36:21

when you don't like their food. Really, really.

36:23

And I started getting ones that were like,

36:25

well, that's because you fucking Americans are so

36:28

pumped full of preservatives. And I was like,

36:30

and maybe you guys need some of that

36:32

shit. We are. And it's delicious. And it's

36:35

delicious. You're right. This is amazing. Yes, American

36:37

food is full of preserves 100%. You're right.

36:39

You're right. You're right. And it's good. Like,

36:41

that's what I was like, maybe you guys

36:44

need some of that shit. And they're like,

36:46

what about your, uh, how long, how long

36:48

you guys live? Do you need to live

36:50

that long? Sometimes I think of myself, like,

36:53

how long do you want to do this?

36:55

Right. That's a curse.

36:57

I agree. I have to do

36:59

some version of this for all

37:02

like let's imagine Let's imagine that

37:04

I die right and I go

37:06

to heaven and I'm looking down

37:08

at my nephew and my if

37:11

I have kids That's interesting. I'm

37:13

looking at my kids and my

37:15

nephew. I'm watching over them. Okay,

37:17

they're kids. I don't know these

37:19

niggas I don't

37:22

want to watch. We're on season

37:24

three. I don't want to watch

37:26

anymore. You know, it's just kind

37:28

of the same stuff over and

37:30

over again. I don't want to

37:32

watch you all. Like, I know

37:34

my grandma's watching down to me.

37:36

Leave that woman alone. Let her

37:39

rest. Hasn't she done enough in

37:41

her life? Now she's just watching

37:43

you. It sounds horrible.

37:45

I want to rest. I want to

37:47

be done. I want to just I

37:49

want the you know with the TV

37:52

I want that. Do you want to

37:54

be reincarnated at all? No, as anything.

37:56

Do you think the earth's getting better?

37:58

I don't want to go into another

38:00

universe. Maybe. Yeah, another universe What if

38:02

we are the most advanced? There are

38:05

no spaceships. No one's there yet. This

38:07

is a crazy if. There's a couple

38:09

of theories out there about other life

38:11

form out there in the universe. Most

38:13

scientists agree there is more than likely

38:16

some life forms, somewhere in the world.

38:18

Yeah, there has to be. You know

38:20

the scariest notion is though? What if

38:22

we are the most advanced? There are

38:24

no spaceships. No one's there yet. This

38:26

is as far as civilization has gotten.

38:29

Doesn't that stink? Yeah, that bums me

38:31

out, to be honest. Right? There's other

38:33

ones like, they're, one that I like

38:35

more is like, they are so advanced,

38:37

they're looking at, I was like, they

38:40

were ants, basically, why would you, why

38:42

would you bother calling it advanced? Like,

38:44

I'm not gonna, fuck with them, they're

38:46

disgusting, like, that's more comforting than being

38:48

like, like, this might be as far

38:51

as. Humanity's gotten. I agree with you

38:53

on that. That is very real. I

38:55

think it would be extra scary to

38:57

think that this is as far as

38:59

we've taken it. And there's also another

39:01

theory too that some other planets and

39:04

some other places, even if they're in

39:06

the same galaxy or if they're in

39:08

galaxies nearby, it's just that their time

39:10

at life was so long ago. The

39:12

planet's just nothing now and there's nothing

39:15

left on the planet. It's all just

39:17

gone. They maybe had a whole thriving

39:19

simulation for like billions of years of

39:21

years. Everything is disintegrated and then ours

39:23

started. So it's just so long. And

39:25

also, you know, when you, the space

39:28

is crazy. Space can make your head

39:30

spin. Because you know, the way of

39:32

the day, the sky, where's the sky?

39:34

It's up there. But also, the sky

39:36

is over there. Have you thought about

39:39

that? And the sky is down there.

39:41

Because people in the bottom of the

39:43

earth, they're pointing in the opposite direction

39:45

and they're also pointing at the sky.

39:47

The sky is there, it's there. Great

39:49

that's crazy to me. Yeah thinking about

39:52

infinite things like that that could like

39:54

like just loops that could never really

39:56

stop like that It freaks me out

39:58

when I think about it too much

40:00

especially if I'm high. Would you want

40:03

to go to a black hole? Not

40:05

mine I said are you offering? I

40:07

made be down. I don't know it

40:09

depends on what's on the other side

40:11

I guess we don't know so apparently

40:14

when you go so apparently when you

40:16

go to apparently when you go into

40:18

a black hole there's something called the

40:20

event horizon where you go beyond the

40:22

point of the return like once you

40:24

reach the event horizon is that an

40:27

interstellar is that kind of what happens

40:29

in interstellar when he like has to

40:31

go into the interstellar is that kind

40:33

of what happens in interstellar when he

40:35

like has to go into the black

40:38

hole when he like has to go

40:40

into the black hole. getification where your

40:42

body is being pulled apart like strings

40:44

basically and then it gets to a

40:46

point where you are in the black

40:48

hole and you are frozen time is

40:51

being perceived completely differently for you because

40:53

there's so much mass and matter in

40:55

the black hole so the people are

40:57

looking from the outside it will look

40:59

like you are completely frozen but for

41:02

you time is moving completely slowly you

41:04

go through the black hole if you

41:06

go through the middle part you'll end

41:08

up in the other side which is

41:10

a white hole and on the other

41:13

side there's allegedly an entire other universe

41:15

Well then that sounds kind of fun.

41:17

A little bit, if you can survive

41:19

it, if you can survive it, that

41:21

would be fucking awesome! I agree. What's

41:23

over there? I'm trying to see. And

41:26

I hate that I'm never going to

41:28

know. It drives me crazy that I'm

41:30

never going to know what's over there.

41:32

That's true. How close is the nearest

41:34

black hole? We'll never reach it. We

41:37

will never reach it. That drives me

41:39

crazy! I used to spend hours as

41:41

a child trying to figure out, this

41:43

is so crazy, trying to figure out

41:45

how to travel at the speed of

41:47

light, I have this theory, if you

41:50

can make a matter that's lighter than

41:52

light, then the light can propel this

41:54

thing into space and time. But then

41:56

you have to put your body in

41:58

it. How do you make your body

42:01

lighter than... Light itself because I think

42:03

light does actually weigh something so the

42:05

light can actually move the object and

42:07

push it through space and time But

42:09

light weighs practically nothing how far is

42:12

it nears my call? Earth oh the

42:14

year year I think yeah so how

42:16

many is that again? That's so upsetting

42:18

that's so upsetting I can't I can't

42:20

think about it too long or I'll

42:22

go crazy yeah your whole explanation of

42:25

traveling faster than the speed of light

42:27

You thinking about that as a child

42:29

is kind of shocking to me. I

42:31

mean, if you knew me as a

42:33

kid, it's very... Do you love space?

42:36

I love that. In another world, I

42:38

would have been some sort of a,

42:40

you know, scientist who dealt with space.

42:42

But instead, you're a bitch and a

42:44

lot of opinions who wears a wig

42:46

with a screen. No, but I love

42:49

that you have such a love of

42:51

space. I find space so fascinating too

42:53

fascinating too. It's so interesting. Especially about

42:55

how small and insignificant and insignificant. Earth

42:57

is even in our own solar system.

43:00

Yeah, because I feel like when you

43:02

think about space in that regard and

43:04

you think about how insignificant so many

43:06

things are, there's a freedom in that.

43:08

There is actually. And I feel like

43:10

you live your life like that. Like

43:13

it doesn't matter. Yeah, I feel like

43:15

you live your life that way and

43:17

that's why you've been so successful and

43:19

inspirational. Because you live your life that

43:21

way. Like as if... It really doesn't

43:24

matter in the grand scheme. So I'm

43:26

gonna do what I love and what

43:28

makes me happy. I remember standing in

43:30

Manhattan and feeling so small because Manhattan

43:32

felt so big. Yeah. And then realizing

43:35

Manhattan's really small. Manhattan's about 14 miles

43:37

north to south. Yeah. And about five

43:39

miles east to west. That's it. And

43:41

then I realized that Manhattan can fit

43:43

into Long Island like over 50 times.

43:45

I think it might be even closer.

43:48

Like Manhattan is so tiny. And then

43:50

Earth can fit into the sun like.

43:52

a thousand times over and then there's

43:54

sons that are like we are so

43:56

tiny and so insignificant and we that's

43:59

what I used to wait tables and

44:01

I would get in the weeds and

44:03

I forgot to put someone's we ever

44:05

had a waiter yeah and you for

44:07

one of the worst jobs I've ever

44:09

had when you forget to put someone's

44:12

food in the panic that goes in

44:14

your hide and put their food in

44:16

I didn't put their fucking food in

44:18

and then I remember I used to

44:20

work at a place called the Jekyll

44:23

and High Club. It was a theme

44:25

restaurant, it was a haunted restaurant. I

44:27

remember thinking to myself, you know what,

44:29

no one here is starving. No one

44:31

is like, I am literally on the

44:34

verge of death, Jekyll and High Club.

44:36

Gots to go to the Jacqueline line.

44:38

And I bet, I'm not waiter, better

44:40

not I've forgotten to put my food

44:42

in. You know, I thought to myself,

44:44

no one here's starving. No one here's

44:47

dying. It doesn't matter. I forgot your

44:49

food. It'll be fine. That's a beautiful

44:51

thing. It'll be fine. I wish, I

44:53

feel like that's the absence of anxiety.

44:55

I don't know if you have any.

44:58

But then I get a little too

45:00

nihilistic sometimes. Right. Yeah, there is a

45:02

balance. Yeah, right? I could do anything

45:04

I want. And I'm like, who, who,

45:06

who, really back man, real it back.

45:08

Real it in, real it in. Real

45:11

it in. Real it in. Yeah, a

45:13

little much. Do you love, do you

45:15

have any other niche interests like that,

45:17

like space? I've always been a big

45:19

fan of wrestling. I grew up watching

45:22

WWF. I can't believe that my baby.

45:24

They're over diagnosing. They're like, not your

45:26

son. Meanwhile, you're calculating the weight of

45:28

light in your room. Literally. So you

45:30

can try and run faster than the

45:32

speed of light. Literally. And you have

45:35

a fucking WWE championship belt on. I

45:37

want to not buy me the belt.

45:39

I had to make one myself. I

45:41

made one myself out of tenful and

45:43

cardboard. I wanted to be mankind or

45:46

a rock. or Delo Brown or Ferruc

45:48

or the undertaker so that's so I

45:50

wanted it more than I wanted my

45:52

next breath so when I was a

45:54

kid I thought that my job was

45:57

gonna be I was gonna go to

45:59

either be an announcer or one of

46:01

the our manager for the WWF. Have

46:03

you ever tried to do anything with

46:05

his everyday? Well Nikki Garcia who's on

46:07

my season of the traders yeah getting

46:10

back into rest and she's did Wrestlemania

46:12

and I was like I should be

46:14

her manager I should be her fucking

46:16

manager. You should go and do like

46:18

an announcing thing. They have people do

46:21

stuff all the time for them. I

46:23

need to do it. If anyone's watching

46:25

out there, Nicki Garcia, I beg, I'm

46:27

literally doing it. I'm literally humbling myself

46:29

because nothing matters. I can be humble

46:31

now. There you know. I'm humbling myself.

46:34

Just for it would give me one

46:36

week. You know what's funny is a

46:38

lot of someone people. like love W-W-E.

46:40

Yeah. Like we, my dad has been

46:42

a W-W-E fan forever. I don't know

46:45

what it is about that. I think

46:47

we just, I think someone people find

46:49

joy in it because you get to

46:51

hurt people and it's funny. Probably. It's

46:53

a broad way. Yeah, it's totally broad

46:56

way. It's some of the most remarkable

46:58

story telling the history of time. Here's

47:00

why. Severance right once the episode ends

47:02

next week the episode airs and it's

47:04

only been five minutes for them Yeah,

47:06

but it's been a week for you

47:09

When you are on wrestling, when the

47:11

show, if it is airing, a week

47:13

for you is a week for the

47:15

undertaker. He lived a whole week. You

47:17

are living your lives in real time

47:20

with these fictional characters at the same

47:22

time. Yeah. Really. And it's just, it's

47:24

so fantastical. It's so over the top.

47:26

There's magic. Yeah. I love Rakishi so

47:28

I love Rakishi. He was, he follows

47:30

me on Instagram, shout out, love him.

47:33

And I had to explain to him,

47:35

I'm so jealous. I had to explain

47:37

my friend about his like signature move

47:39

when he like puts his big bad

47:41

ass on people. And rubs in your

47:44

face, yeah. And then rubs. Yeah. Or

47:46

he jumps from the top rope and

47:48

he's crushing you. Uh. love it. That's

47:50

a Sam joke through and through like

47:52

it's like what if I just slam

47:55

my big fat ass on them? His

47:57

name is Sam? No, a Sam is

47:59

like someone. Oh, yeah. I honestly don't

48:01

know Ricci's name is Sam? I don't

48:03

know Ricci's name is Sam? Actually don't

48:05

know Ricci's name. I will say Roman

48:08

Rains. I've been trying to get on

48:10

my show for a while, been trying

48:12

to get him. Roman Rains had a

48:14

really rough goal at things. He did.

48:16

If I'm being honest, like my fiance

48:19

gets compared to Jason Momoa a lot,

48:21

but I think he looks so much

48:23

like Roman Rains. What happened? Jason Manuel

48:25

is just so much more famous. Yeah,

48:27

and then my fiancé had the blonde

48:29

in his hair for a little bit,

48:32

so I think that kind of threw

48:34

people off. But I was like, Roman

48:36

Rains is like alleged. I've met John

48:38

Sina. Have you ever met John Sina?

48:40

I never met John Sina, but I

48:43

met his ex-girlfriend, Nicki Garcia. That's right.

48:45

Yeah, so like Johnson and I interviewed

48:47

his ex-girlfriend, Nicki Garcia, and they were

48:49

cool with, which I was glad. Each

48:51

of the characters I talked to, I

48:53

asked, like, if one of the characters

48:56

they're known for could beat Argyll in,

48:58

like, hand-to-hand fight, like, who would win?

49:00

So I said, W-W-E-John Sina, and Argo,

49:02

like, who do you think's winning? And

49:04

he's like, well, Argyll has all those

49:07

fucking tools. And then I was like,

49:09

no, he goes, the Invisible Man, John

49:11

Sina. You can't see him. Yeah, you

49:13

can't see me. It's so listen. It's

49:15

so fun. I love wrestling. I just

49:18

love it. It's just I can go

49:20

on for days about this. Did you

49:22

watch Iron Claw? I did. Did you

49:24

like it? I didn't. Why? I gotta

49:26

say, there are so many remarkable stories

49:28

you can tell of wrestlers. And why

49:31

that one? No shade. Because it's tragic,

49:33

I think. I mean, it's like everyone's

49:35

died, my brother died, my other brother

49:37

died, and it's sad. I want to

49:39

say, it is very, very sad. You

49:42

could tell a China story. You could

49:44

tell a Mc Foley story. Did you

49:46

know how crazy Mc Foley's story is?

49:48

Do you know how crazy these stories

49:50

are? They are. There's so many WDB

49:52

people have the craziest lore. Like Trish

49:55

Stratis. Yeah. Camp. I love it. It's

49:57

so good. It's so drag. And the

49:59

only reason I brought up Ironvel. Yeah.

50:01

Oh yeah. Was because of Rick Flair.

50:03

Because one of my favorite scenes in

50:06

that movie is when, you know, they

50:08

take the shit so seriously, the brothers.

50:10

And then Rick Flair comes in. And

50:12

he's like, oh man, that was fucking

50:14

awesome. And then he's like, you and

50:17

me a beer. And I was thinking,

50:19

it's just never that serious to him.

50:21

He's just there for a good time.

50:23

I love that. Yeah, I want to

50:25

see Rick Flar story. Yeah, when Rick

50:27

Flar came in for just a moment,

50:30

and okay, so realty is, I famously

50:32

called Zach Afron, I mean, Zach Afron

50:34

a bad actor on a bad actor

50:36

on TV. I just do that out

50:38

there. I didn't really have any strong

50:41

opinions about that your friend's acting. You're

50:43

all, I called him that on TV

50:45

to his brother. Yeah, so I was

50:47

like not a good one and then

50:49

the Lord, uh... The Lord's like, oh,

50:51

that's not nice. I was like, I

50:54

know that's why I said it. So

50:56

I have this whole thing. And then

50:58

everyone's saying, like, have you seen Iron

51:00

Claw? Have you seen Iron Claw? Have

51:02

you seen Iron Claw? And to be

51:05

clear, I don't think Zach Efron was

51:07

bad in Iron Claw. No, no, no.

51:09

I just, I just didn't think it

51:11

was a good movie. As a lover

51:13

of the W.W.F. You would prefer to

51:15

see. and That's how he got on.

51:18

He would like jump off his roof

51:20

on two tables and break them and

51:22

be like, cast me in the WWM.

51:24

And they got so famous that they

51:26

had to start sitting up as me

51:29

like, hey guys, do not film yourself.

51:31

Jumping off your roof. Do not set

51:33

yourself. Do not set yourself on fire.

51:35

Do not set yourself on fire. Do

51:37

not set yourself on fire. Do not

51:40

set yourself on fire. Do not set

51:42

yourself. Do not set yourself on fire.

51:44

We are close. It's all stage fighting

51:46

at the end of the day. I

51:48

mean there is real fighting, but I'm

51:50

saying like they're like stuntmen. Yeah, they

51:53

are stuntmen. Yeah, which is with the

51:55

same energy you can give as a

51:57

stuntman. Right. But also, stuntmen don't work

51:59

like three, two shows a week for

52:01

20 years. I've seen someone called W.W.E.

52:04

Broadway for Stupid People, which I'll take

52:06

it. It's kind of funny. I'll take

52:08

it. In terms of like costumes, character,

52:10

page and tree, like all of that.

52:12

I love how they stay in character

52:14

even when they do. Other interviews? Yeah,

52:17

like press, before and after. I love

52:19

it. Like they keep this fake beef

52:21

alive and sometimes it's real, sometimes it's

52:23

not. Well, sometimes the pushes, so Jerry

52:25

Waller famously slapped, what's the comedian, he

52:28

did, Jim Carrey, played him on the

52:30

moon, man in the moon. Andy Kaufman.

52:32

So Jerry Lawler slapped the shit out

52:34

of Andy Kaufman on live TV. Because

52:36

Andy Kaufman kept being like, it's fake

52:39

and Andy Kaufman might have been in

52:41

it, but he slapped the. And it

52:43

was for real a slap? Oh, he

52:45

slapped the taste out of his mouth.

52:47

Like he slapped this man on live

52:49

TV on a late night show because

52:52

he kept calling it fake. And then

52:54

Jerry Lawler goes, oh, you want to

52:56

see how fake it is? And he

52:58

just he slapped him. There's another another

53:00

another another another another guy one time

53:03

one time who chokedime who choked out.

53:05

interview they really don't like me calling

53:07

it fake they don't they don't care

53:09

anymore yeah they really protected that it

53:11

was that it was stage they really

53:13

protected how fake it was and one

53:16

guy was like oh yeah put me

53:18

in a chokehold choked him out on

53:20

live TV the dedication it's crazy it's

53:22

crazy straight men are so insane they're

53:24

imprisoned by their own toxic mess it's

53:27

insane and I watched it baited breath

53:29

and And I was eating it up.

53:31

Oh, and they're also wearing these like

53:33

sleddy little outfits. So sleddy. Tits out.

53:35

Sweatty. The men. The men. I know.

53:38

I'm talking about the men. Yeah, thank

53:40

you. I'm going on the same page.

53:42

Page 14? Yeah. So sleddy. I got

53:44

my rocks off, baby. Oh. I can

53:46

talk about resting all day. I

53:49

love it. And there's a duo in

53:51

the WWF still now. That's called the

53:53

Usos, which are like, they're two brothers

53:55

and Uso means brother and someone. Got

53:57

it. And they're just two someone brother.

53:59

there's just like two little cannonballs like

54:01

they just attacked together and shit and

54:03

I'm like I know so much about

54:05

W-W-E solely because like my culture just

54:08

really loves that they just have really

54:10

latched on to W-W-D and I'm like

54:12

whatever whatever works for you guys I

54:14

don't care it's great I'm gonna I'm

54:16

gonna I'm gonna get my way into

54:18

the W-W-E at some point. What's your

54:20

name be? Oh my god I haven't

54:22

even get I couldn't be a wrestler

54:24

because you've you've you've met wrestlers you've

54:26

met wrestlers you've met wrestlers you've met

54:28

wrestlers you've met wrestlers you've met wrestlers

54:31

you've When I saw you, these are

54:33

the largest people you've ever seen in

54:35

your life. No, they're, they're jacked for

54:37

real. Like, it's, and it's all very

54:39

real. Yeah. Showed to the shoulder, up,

54:41

down, hip to hip, front to, these

54:43

are massive. You never met people this

54:45

big in your life. Yeah, like me

54:47

and John Sino were around the same

54:49

height. Like, he was a little bit

54:51

taller than me. Six foot, two, two

54:54

or twenty pounds. They used to throw

54:56

this man around the room. I mean,

54:58

Ray Mysterio is pretty small as well.

55:00

Christian was one of the small guys.

55:02

Can you Google how tall Christian the

55:04

wrestler? I love making people Google things.

55:06

I love having on-site Googlers. I love,

55:08

I googling myself all the time. Six

55:10

one. That's crazy. He was one of

55:12

the tiny ones. He was the little

55:14

man. Even the women are really tall

55:16

too. A lot of them are tall

55:19

too. Yeah, which I think I got

55:21

to see you there. I need you

55:23

to be an announcer. I think my

55:25

goal right now is to be a

55:27

manager, because I want to do the

55:29

shit talking in the camera. I want

55:31

to walk my restaurant to the stage.

55:33

I want to shit talk for them.

55:35

I want to big up them. I

55:37

want them to throw someone out of

55:39

the ring. And I want to get

55:42

a cheap shot in, throwing a little

55:44

upper cut. You can body slam me.

55:46

I can take a hit. Body slam

55:48

me on something, honey. I'm going to

55:50

manifest that. I'm going to manifest that.

55:52

We come to my play rehearsal. My

55:54

audition? Yeah, my audition. If I get

55:56

out, I really want you at one

55:58

of the matches. I would love to

56:00

come. Yeah. Like, I would love to

56:02

go in general, but especially if you're

56:05

there. I want to be in one

56:07

row, something like that in real life.

56:09

I went in Macon, Georgia, and I

56:11

remember Kevin Nash standing near me. And

56:13

Rakishi was there. And I remember thinking,

56:15

I remember Kevin Nash kind of like

56:17

walked near me, and I was looking

56:19

vertically. I think I think of myself

56:21

like, this might be the largest amount

56:23

I've ever seen in. my life and

56:25

I saw Hok-Hogan boo. I saw Hok-Hogan

56:27

in a boot. Sorry, I can't say

56:30

the name of that saying that. In

56:32

a Delta SkyLimes once, these men have

56:34

ruined their bodies. He's crooked, he's built

56:36

like a fucking, he's drawn like a

56:38

Tim Burton character. He's like sliding, leaning

56:40

over, he's got like a very sad,

56:42

I should have whoop his fucking ass.

56:44

Right there by the fucking pediatrician. As

56:46

you should. And I should have. As

56:48

you fucking should have. We should just

56:50

go to a match together. Let's just

56:53

go and watch. Don't hit me. I

56:55

want to go. We'll cheer and we'll.

56:57

They're probably doing the key of form

56:59

or something. I bet. But I haven't

57:01

watched wrestling in so long that I

57:03

don't know like who's. All the new

57:05

people. Yeah. No. Oh my

57:07

god. Well speaking of dreams or goals,

57:09

right? Because that's a goal for you.

57:12

Today we have a new segment sponsored

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by Netflix Thank you Netflix. There's a

57:16

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other people they dislike to. There it

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is. That's why they're like I need

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person. I want to send one to

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Hoko. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Are you

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saying Netflix. So there's a new Netflix

57:58

movie coming out called The Life List

58:00

and it's about a young woman who

58:03

is sent on a quest by her

58:05

late mother to complete her teenage life

58:07

list, which is like a bucket list.

58:09

Like is something her mom said where

58:11

she died? Yeah, I think so. So

58:14

in the spirit of the life list,

58:16

we're going to talk about our own

58:18

bucket list. And I want to know

58:20

what you used to have on your

58:22

bucket list that you've already checked off

58:25

and what you still want to accomplish

58:27

that you haven't crossed out yet. Winning

58:29

Repose Drag Race, done that. What I'm

58:31

working toward is I want to, I

58:34

have a book coming out on March

58:36

25th is called Herit Tubman Live in.

58:38

concert. Yes. I would love to join

58:40

the ranks of you and become a

58:42

New York Times bestseller. I love that.

58:45

That would be really really exciting for

58:47

me. I'm so proud of this book.

58:49

It is one of the best things

58:51

I've ever written in my life. Writing

58:53

prose is so much different than writing,

58:56

you know, jokes and poems and wraps.

58:58

It took me, I don't know, I

59:00

don't know, I want you to go

59:02

first because I don't want to answer

59:04

that before. I think I wrote the

59:07

whole thing and... Probably like I would

59:09

say like a year like four years.

59:11

That's not bad. It took me four

59:13

years for like 240 pages That is

59:16

a page like every 10 days. That

59:18

sounds like to me that sounds like

59:20

you care a lot about it So

59:22

you're taking time. I did. I was

59:24

I filmed three seasons of a TV

59:27

show I toured with Madonna. I reported

59:29

I didn't do any of that I

59:31

recorded a set of comedies but so

59:33

I went on the traders. I did

59:35

a lie that time. Yeah, you sure

59:38

did, Queen. So that's why I said,

59:40

yeah, I didn't do any of that

59:42

shit when I was writing mine. So

59:44

that makes a lot more sense. Yeah.

59:47

Because you're a lot more famous and

59:49

busy than me. Which you're not better

59:51

than me. Just different than you. Just

59:53

different stage of life. Because you're so

59:55

much older. I'm 43 to be exact.

59:58

Exactly. So I love that. I think

1:00:00

those are all. and also wow what

1:00:02

a list you've already crossed off that's

1:00:04

fucking awesome and some stuff that I

1:00:06

never ever thought to do a world

1:00:09

tour with the Queen of Pop I

1:00:11

miss crazy it wasn't even a list

1:00:13

wasn't even on the list I was

1:00:15

like oh wow the list is updating

1:00:18

itself Google Maps is updated itself this

1:00:20

is crazy and how was that It

1:00:22

was really remarkable. I mean, I love

1:00:24

Madonna. She's, to me, she's so funny.

1:00:26

She's so camp. She's so iconic. And

1:00:29

honestly, what I really love about

1:00:31

working on is she really respects

1:00:33

me as an artist. Sometimes as

1:00:35

a drag queen, people are like,

1:00:37

come here and read me and

1:00:40

host my brunch. I'm like, girl,

1:00:42

if you think I'm at a

1:00:44

point in my career, I'm hosting

1:00:46

your fucking brunch. Even without having

1:00:48

to advocate for it I had roles

1:00:50

in the show that were in drag

1:00:52

roles that were out of drag I

1:00:54

helped create the show like I got

1:00:57

to be there with Madonna creating a

1:00:59

40-year retrospective on her iconic work. Like,

1:01:01

what more could you ask for? And

1:01:03

seen as you are, which is an artist. You

1:01:05

are an artist. You are an artist

1:01:07

in so many ways. And you're

1:01:09

right, because a lot of times

1:01:11

when people know you for, they tend

1:01:13

to pigeonhole you. Like, even indirectly

1:01:16

sometimes, they kind of are like,

1:01:18

I know what you mean, like, why don't you

1:01:20

come down here and read me? Me, Queen.

1:01:22

Oh, speaking of books, right? The few reviews I've

1:01:24

ever seen about my book that weren't, they weren't

1:01:26

bad reviews, they were just like, I give this

1:01:28

three stars, I give this four stars, and

1:01:30

then it's always white women, and the reviews

1:01:33

sound almost exactly the same, which is, they

1:01:35

say things like, I don't know, I just like, I already

1:01:37

knew all this, and I also thought you were gonna like,

1:01:39

teach me how to make fun of men. I thought you

1:01:41

were gonna like, like, like, give me like, give me like,

1:01:43

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:01:45

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:01:47

like, How the fuck do you do hours and

1:01:49

hours and hours of Tiktok? Just

1:01:51

go study the fucking blueprint, bitch.

1:01:53

What the fuck? But it's literally like,

1:01:56

it's white women telling me, I already

1:01:58

knew all this, I definitely. it. You're

1:02:00

younger than me. You're 21. Yeah?

1:02:02

Okay. You lie on your line? I

1:02:04

never been so thin. Your

1:02:07

intersectionality is more advanced than

1:02:09

mine? Okay. No for sure. You can't

1:02:11

tell someone things that are everything.

1:02:13

I know. That's why I was

1:02:16

like, and it always ends with,

1:02:18

I thought you were going to teach me

1:02:20

how to make fun of men. I'm trying

1:02:22

to teach you how to, like, it's just

1:02:24

like... If you just tell me how to

1:02:26

like tell them they have little dicks and

1:02:29

stuff, I'm all, you can't do that on

1:02:31

your own? You need that from me?

1:02:33

But also, my idea of an insult to

1:02:35

a man is not something like that because

1:02:37

I feel like that's really low hanging

1:02:39

fruit. So it's like... It's not hanging

1:02:41

out low. Right. Not low enough for

1:02:44

my taste. For a Netflix. I feel

1:02:46

like it's one of those where I'm

1:02:48

like, my idea of insulting them doesn't...

1:02:50

Involve really low brow shit like that

1:02:52

because that's not funny to me. Mm-hmm. I

1:02:54

was like do you want to make fun

1:02:56

of them or do you want to live

1:02:58

up here? I because that's my the difference

1:03:01

between you and I I was did a

1:03:03

roast tour with jink someone soon. Oh, yeah,

1:03:05

and she's really really interested in being very

1:03:07

very PC yeah so she was like at

1:03:10

this rose which when you go to a

1:03:12

rose the point is like the gloves are

1:03:14

off you say anything yeah there's like no

1:03:16

limits we're all consenting to this right one

1:03:18

in the room who's watching is consenting everyone

1:03:21

who's watching is consenting everyone who's getting everyone

1:03:23

who is getting roasted we're all consenting everyone

1:03:25

who is getting roasted we're all consenting everyone

1:03:27

who is getting roasted we're all consenting

1:03:29

everyone who is a physical appearance or

1:03:32

their race or their race personal attacks

1:03:34

on us as people. I was like, bitch,

1:03:36

make fun of my makeup. The fuck is this.

1:03:38

Well, damn. She's like, well, no one likes

1:03:40

she. You don't have any friends. People don't

1:03:42

trust you. I was like, go back to

1:03:44

the black jokes. At least I've heard all

1:03:46

of those already. That was crazy. I'd rather

1:03:48

be called a slur. But, uh.

1:03:51

Actually, she's really hard to talk

1:03:53

to. People don't trust you. Your

1:03:55

friends don't feel comfortable comfortable comfortable

1:03:57

comfortable around you. You'll

1:04:00

even have a couple

1:04:02

phone calls today. That's

1:04:04

great. And the fact

1:04:07

that she thought that

1:04:09

would hurt less is

1:04:11

crazy to me. Okay,

1:04:13

well, I think your

1:04:15

bucket list is wonderful.

1:04:17

Thank you. And on

1:04:19

my bucket list, hmm, I

1:04:21

really want to be cast

1:04:24

in something as like... Like

1:04:26

I want to be principal

1:04:28

cast in something whether it's a

1:04:30

movie or a TV show and I've been

1:04:32

manifesting it for not stage

1:04:34

though No, because I can't sing or

1:04:37

anything Well, there's plays where you

1:04:39

don't have to act like straight

1:04:41

plays. Yeah, that's true. I could

1:04:43

do but then if there's no

1:04:45

music. What's the fucking point? Watch

1:04:47

the Shakespeare I know, I think it's just

1:04:49

I feel like a hater because I can't sing

1:04:51

so that's probably why. Well imagine my shot, I

1:04:54

moved to New York City to become a

1:04:56

famous Broadway actor. Imagine my shock when I

1:04:58

got there to realize you got to be

1:05:00

able to sing and dance to be on

1:05:02

Broadway. How dumb did I feel getting sent

1:05:04

out of every call? They're like, bitch, you

1:05:06

can't sing? Oh, okay. I didn't realize that

1:05:08

was a requirement. You should have said

1:05:10

before I bought my fucking ticket to this town.

1:05:12

That would have been nice to know when I

1:05:14

was living in Columbus, Georgia, literally. You should put

1:05:16

it on the sign then. Well, I mean, I absolutely see

1:05:19

that for you. You know, you gotta become friends

1:05:21

with the casting director. You know what the more

1:05:23

I've talked to acting about acting with my

1:05:25

friends in the business who have been in

1:05:27

been in things and acted in things whatever

1:05:29

So many of them have told me it's

1:05:31

like truly just like what they're into truly

1:05:33

So like one of my friends told me that she's

1:05:35

been in the room with showrunners as like

1:05:38

a writer and stuff and she's like

1:05:40

when they're casting and they'll watch the

1:05:42

first like 10 seconds of someone's self

1:05:44

tape or slate or slate or whatever

1:05:46

and immediately they go no next because it's

1:05:48

not who they were picturing yeah which to

1:05:51

me honestly I feel like gives it gives

1:05:53

me a lot of like freedom in it because

1:05:55

I'm like oh well then it's just subjective

1:05:57

yeah it's not really a testament of

1:05:59

skill Addishing for Why am

1:06:01

I can't remember any names

1:06:03

today? The Audrey McDonald play that

1:06:06

she did is written by errands

1:06:08

in Flarity, Racktime. And they do

1:06:10

this thing where before you give

1:06:12

them your headshot, before you give

1:06:15

them your resume, you all just

1:06:17

stand in the line and they

1:06:19

just go. No, no, yes, no, no, no, no, yes. And

1:06:21

then they trim it down and then they look at

1:06:23

the resume. They don't even look at your resume yet. Do

1:06:26

you imagine how hurt I was? When I showed up dressed

1:06:28

like a fucking, I was, like I was, I was, like,

1:06:30

I was, I was, I was, I was, I was,

1:06:32

I was, I was, I was, dressed like a fucking, like,

1:06:34

like, I was, I was wearing the, I, I was, I

1:06:36

was, I was, like, I was, I was, I was, I

1:06:39

was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I

1:06:41

was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was,

1:06:43

I was, I was, I was, I was, I

1:06:45

was, I was, I was, I was, I was,

1:06:47

I was, I was, I was, I was, I

1:06:49

was, I was, I was, I was, I was,

1:06:52

I was, I was That sucked I hated it,

1:06:54

but it's true. They just decided up front you

1:06:56

know what are my biggest when I first moved

1:06:58

to LA in 2020 I auditioned I actually never

1:07:01

this is an exclusive before we get into

1:07:03

that story The the life list

1:07:05

is starring Sophia Carson Connie Britton

1:07:07

and Kyle Allen and the life

1:07:10

list premieres only on Netflix March

1:07:12

28th back to your story gang gang

1:07:14

gang So I moved to LA Because

1:07:16

I moved her for a boy. Let's

1:07:18

keep it a buck. I moved her

1:07:20

for a boy. We're not together anymore.

1:07:22

He was so hot. I would have

1:07:24

done a lot for him and I

1:07:26

did do a lot for him. And

1:07:28

I moved all the way to LA.

1:07:30

I told myself it was because I

1:07:32

got a small starring role on Lucifer,

1:07:34

which I did do. I got a

1:07:36

role on Lucifer. And I was like,

1:07:38

I'm moving for this. Maybe no one

1:07:40

moves for a cameo. You don't move

1:07:42

to be a day player. I had

1:07:44

a more than a day player, but

1:07:47

I had like two or three scenes.

1:07:49

You don't move for that. You know what

1:07:51

I mean? as a principal actor

1:07:53

on Fox. I had never had, I

1:07:55

was like, this is crazy for me.

1:07:58

It was a show called. It was

1:08:00

a show about dancing and it

1:08:02

was called, I can't remember

1:08:05

the name of it, maybe Fox

1:08:07

show about dancing, it was a

1:08:09

show, it was a scriptish, I

1:08:12

mean, you're gonna Google. It was

1:08:14

a show about creating a reality

1:08:16

TV show about dancing. Okay.

1:08:19

The big leap. I was cast in the

1:08:21

big leap. I got the offer. It was

1:08:23

a beautiful offer and I had to say

1:08:26

no because I was doing we're here on

1:08:28

HBO. It was they were filming the pilot

1:08:30

when I was filming. One of our episodes

1:08:32

I was like I cannot believe that I

1:08:34

got cast and shown I had to actually

1:08:37

say No because of conflicting time

1:08:39

schedule. Yes, I was devastated I have

1:08:41

actually never said then I went back

1:08:43

in a and I watched I didn't

1:08:45

watch I watched the first two episodes

1:08:47

and I watched the trailer and the

1:08:49

guy they have who's apparently really really

1:08:51

great actor by the way I want to

1:08:54

tell you he looks just like me

1:08:56

just like me He dresses Just like

1:08:58

me. I was like, this is crazy.

1:09:00

He's probably like they're scooping. He's probably

1:09:02

still scooping up all the rolls. I

1:09:04

can't. He's getting your old. Was there

1:09:07

another guy in here before me? Literally.

1:09:09

That's the guy right here. Looking just

1:09:11

like me. That looks just like

1:09:13

me. Very handsome. That's tea. Very

1:09:15

handsome body tea. Yeah, for sure. But no,

1:09:17

but I see it for you. I mean, you have

1:09:19

any tips for me as far as auditions go.

1:09:22

Well, I will say this. First of all, I

1:09:24

know this sounds like crazy, but in the

1:09:26

open when you slate, be yourself. Right, okay,

1:09:28

I love that. Don't try to neutralize

1:09:30

yourself. Some people are like. some people

1:09:33

want to want to neutralize themselves so they

1:09:35

can fit into the character but for some

1:09:37

of us who are not famous for our

1:09:39

acting we're often being cast because of who

1:09:41

we are I know and then it's a

1:09:43

bonus that we can act right so they

1:09:46

want to see that drew a follow they

1:09:48

want to see that personality before you get

1:09:50

into the acting scene right more than likely

1:09:52

if you're being called in for a role

1:09:54

that characters probably just like you yeah and

1:09:56

I've had a few of those reads haven't

1:09:59

gotten one but you know Hopefully one will

1:10:01

stick. But I remember when I was gonna

1:10:03

ask you this too, because I've talked to

1:10:05

a few of my friends about it who

1:10:07

are auditioning for stuff, but one of the

1:10:09

reads I did, it felt almost like, because

1:10:12

they liked my tape, they liked my

1:10:14

slate, they asked me to do a

1:10:16

live read with like casting directors, whatever,

1:10:18

and I was like, okay, cool. And so I go

1:10:20

and I do the live read and. They asked

1:10:22

me to just read three different

1:10:25

scenes. There's not many lines.

1:10:27

They told me I didn't have

1:10:29

to memorize them. I could just

1:10:31

read them off the thing just to

1:10:33

act them as if I would, and

1:10:35

it's all on Zoom. And I'm like,

1:10:37

okay. And as I go through the

1:10:40

first two, like they're laughing, I'm like

1:10:42

cracking them up, and then the

1:10:44

third one I do it, and then she

1:10:46

goes, can you do it again, but

1:10:48

do it a little more like... Like

1:10:51

if it were you and they said something

1:10:53

and then you respond in like

1:10:55

your like sassy way. Like the

1:10:57

way she was saying and I was

1:10:59

like, can you do this? Yeah, can you

1:11:01

tongue pop? That's why when she said

1:11:04

it I was like, you want to

1:11:06

call me a slur and you can't. You

1:11:08

said that you probably got cast

1:11:10

and she was like, oh, that's

1:11:12

what I was looking for. She

1:11:14

said, that was a test and you

1:11:17

passed and you passed. And then I called, I

1:11:19

remember I called Caleb after, because I knew I didn't get it, because I

1:11:21

felt like that threw me off a little bit, and I did do it

1:11:23

the way they wanted, and they laughed, but I kind of figured, because they

1:11:25

asked me for that note a couple more times, and I was like, okay,

1:11:27

you're looking for someone else, I feel like. And I felt, and then I

1:11:29

was like, did you guys even like my tape, or did you just think, maybe

1:11:31

she'll be more urban when she's in when she's in person, when she's

1:11:33

in person, when she's in person, when she's in person, when she's in

1:11:35

person, when she's in person, and when she's in person, and when she's

1:11:37

in person, and when she's in person, and she's in person, and she's

1:11:39

in person, and she's in person, and she's in person, and, and, and,

1:11:41

and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I called

1:11:43

Kayla to care because you get so close

1:11:46

something you want. Yeah, and then it feels

1:11:48

like and then I was I was telling

1:11:50

him the reason why it bothers me is

1:11:52

because I was like Is that why you picked

1:11:54

me like because you thought like I'm just

1:11:56

like this like and another thing which like

1:11:58

I don't even act like that. That's

1:12:00

not, you don't give, that's

1:12:03

not your vibe at all.

1:12:05

And that's what he told

1:12:07

me. Like he was like,

1:12:09

oh yeah. He goes, you

1:12:11

know how many, auditions I've

1:12:13

done when they're like, can

1:12:15

you do it a little

1:12:17

more gay? Like, he was

1:12:19

like, they want to say

1:12:21

that to me so bad, but

1:12:24

they can't. You say brr-krr. Yes,

1:12:26

honey, I'm a sir. They're like

1:12:28

I want you to be that

1:12:30

level of gay like it that he was

1:12:32

like that happens all the time it happens

1:12:34

to everyone that's like marginalized it'll ask

1:12:36

you to do it blacker though ask

1:12:39

you to do it gay or they'll

1:12:41

yeah probably haven't actually do an accent yet

1:12:43

I know I know and I I when I

1:12:45

felt heard it from him and I'm hearing it

1:12:47

from you it makes me feel a little bit

1:12:50

better about it but it did bother

1:12:52

me because I was like because I

1:12:54

remember the last time you hear I

1:12:56

told you sometimes when lines are written

1:12:58

for me they feel like almost like

1:13:00

bad S&L impressions of me no for

1:13:02

sure and I told you when they

1:13:04

imitate me they're almost always imitating the

1:13:06

wrong race. It's racist and it's not

1:13:08

against mine. They're like well we're gonna

1:13:11

have you play this Filipino Filipino

1:13:13

Filipino woman. in my slate about

1:13:15

how tall I am. I think you should

1:13:17

probably do. Write your own thing. That's

1:13:19

honestly, at this point, that's what

1:13:22

it's looking like. Write your own thing,

1:13:24

pitch it yourself, and. That way you can

1:13:26

write how you want to sound and because of your

1:13:28

level of celebrity it's easy for you to get in

1:13:30

the rooms or at least so obviously you want to

1:13:33

pitch to a production company in the production will pitch

1:13:35

to a network you know what I mean but if

1:13:37

you can get a deal with a production company who

1:13:39

believes in you who believes in your project and what

1:13:41

it is you want to do that way you're doing

1:13:43

the roles you really want to do I know and

1:13:46

I've been thinking about that a lot lately too because

1:13:48

I feel like It's hard too, because I know,

1:13:50

I've told people before, when I've talked about

1:13:52

going into acting, sometimes people online would be

1:13:54

like, I fucking hate it, and Tiktakers, like,

1:13:56

I'm like, you guys have no idea what we've been wanting

1:13:58

to do, a lot of... us like a lot of us

1:14:01

this was just a vehicle and it was

1:14:03

no shit it's like it and it's crazy

1:14:05

to think otherwise but I've said before

1:14:07

the internet is such a tool for people

1:14:09

who are marginalized that would never get in

1:14:11

the room otherwise like this is the only

1:14:14

way to get people to pay attention to

1:14:16

us so when I've talked about it in

1:14:18

that vein I've been like the roles that I

1:14:20

want to be cast in roles that are

1:14:22

not solely reliant on like Looks which

1:14:24

obviously they are but I don't want

1:14:27

them to be such a small box like

1:14:29

a lot of times I'm like I am a

1:14:31

big bitch I'm a tall bitch like I'm a

1:14:33

brown bitch You know what I'm saying like

1:14:35

there's lots of things about me

1:14:37

that stick out So that's why I'm

1:14:39

like at this point. It seems like I'm

1:14:41

gonna have to write my own shit that

1:14:44

being said this is an exclusive

1:14:46

for you and then I'll just ask

1:14:48

Amanda to like blur some parts

1:14:50

of it but I am Then

1:14:54

to have it made then I enact

1:14:56

what I call my Lynn Manuel

1:14:58

Miranda plan where I cast myself

1:15:00

in a principal role I

1:15:02

said you can have it But I'm Hamilton. I

1:15:04

mean, even Talapare, I don't really love Talapare's films,

1:15:06

but like, he's not getting cast and much other

1:15:08

stuff besides his own stuff. I mean, granted, he's

1:15:10

pretty, I don't think he'd accept roles that he's

1:15:12

so fucking rich and wealthy and these days. But

1:15:14

even early on, he was just writing stuff for

1:15:16

himself. Yeah. No one else was gonna fucking write

1:15:18

the stuff. Exactly. That's why I'm like, you know,

1:15:20

and then I was like, and then I was

1:15:23

like, and then I was like, and part

1:15:25

of part of part of part of

1:15:27

me also, and part of me also,

1:15:29

I want to gentrify other spaces where

1:15:31

there's always tiny white girls in there.

1:15:33

Yeah. Put me in there. Put my

1:15:35

big ass in there. I want to

1:15:37

be in there. I agree. I will

1:15:39

say though, something that does kind of

1:15:41

like not freak me out about acting,

1:15:43

but like certain points have been like,

1:15:45

is like doing any kind of

1:15:47

romantic scenes with other men? Oh

1:15:50

really? Yeah, because I find most

1:15:52

men abhorrent. So that's that I

1:15:54

act like they're not though. Right.

1:15:56

Right. Exactly. In general or like

1:15:58

in general? Okay. check out and

1:16:00

in film I do not I check out

1:16:02

once the romance story happens like if I'm

1:16:05

here for Avengers I want to see all

1:16:07

fight aliens in space I don't care that

1:16:09

Chris Pratt is in love with this with

1:16:11

this green lady I don't care I'm not

1:16:13

here for that part of the story right

1:16:15

I always check out so I understand that

1:16:17

and I've never Have I ever played a

1:16:19

romantic role? I mean, I've been in roles

1:16:21

where I've had partners. Yeah. But we were,

1:16:23

it was not, we were like that, we

1:16:25

were not like, we were already together. Yeah,

1:16:27

there was no like scenes act, because I

1:16:29

think about that and that gives me like.

1:16:31

a tangible like anxiety. That's something I'm talking

1:16:33

about in therapy, which is like that men enraged

1:16:36

me to a point where I feel like I'm

1:16:38

a bad person. So that's something I'm working on.

1:16:40

But one time I was telling my my cousin

1:16:42

Adam, who does my hair and makeup, I was

1:16:45

like telling him about that. I'm like, what if

1:16:47

they want me to kiss someone? What if I

1:16:49

have to do a sex scene? That's crazy. I

1:16:51

was talking about it as if it was going to

1:16:53

happen and I was like panicking. Yeah, but this is

1:16:55

me just theorizing. Yeah, you're future tripping. Yeah, and

1:16:58

then he literally goes, okay, well, first of all,

1:17:00

it's four in the morning, so relax. And he

1:17:02

goes, second of all, you haven't been cast anything,

1:17:04

so I don't know what you're worrying about. I said,

1:17:06

cross that bridge when I get weird. Right, right, right.

1:17:08

You're burning bridges before you cross. But

1:17:10

I appreciate your advice for your advice. But

1:17:12

I appreciate your advice. But I appreciate your

1:17:14

advice. But I appreciate your advice. I'm mourning

1:17:16

the loss of the big leap with you. It

1:17:18

was a pretty big loss and I've had some other,

1:17:20

I mean I've been in other TV shows. I was

1:17:23

in, I think probably the biggest

1:17:25

thing I did was probably Tales

1:17:27

of the City with, with Laura

1:17:30

Lenny and Elliot Page and Olympia

1:17:32

Dukakis, R.I.P. Lippa Dukakis, R.I.P. Little

1:17:34

Dukakis, Fortune Themster, so that was

1:17:37

a pretty big role for me,

1:17:39

for me, for me, I mean,

1:17:41

probably not for anyone else, but

1:17:43

for me it was pretty massive.

1:17:45

Yeah, absolutely, are you kidding.

1:17:48

And then tradersers, obviously, obviously,

1:17:50

are you know. Yeah. Their fan

1:17:53

bases are, they are crazy. It's

1:17:55

very interesting because the drag race

1:17:57

fan base is also crazy, but

1:17:59

they're brave. Like they'll yell at

1:18:01

you. They're yelling, but it'll

1:18:03

be from their real account.

1:18:05

That's true. The housewife fans

1:18:07

are, they're cowers. They're yelling

1:18:09

at you, but it's on

1:18:11

like an account with, with

1:18:13

like, of like, Durinda's bracelet.

1:18:16

The problem with pictures, like,

1:18:18

is like, Durinda's hair flip or something,

1:18:20

you know? What the fuck? Are you

1:18:22

talking? My account's like a picture of

1:18:24

them wearing scrubs at... being like you're

1:18:26

a ugly bitch and I hate you

1:18:28

for sending my favorite home. They comment

1:18:30

that from their LinkedIn account. Literally. Dragutins

1:18:33

are unhinged. No fear. No fear honey.

1:18:35

How was your experience filming traders? The

1:18:37

full tea. Traders was very stressful for

1:18:39

me because it was a stressful time

1:18:41

of my life. I had like the,

1:18:43

2024 was a rough year for everyone.

1:18:45

Yeah. I had a really shit year.

1:18:47

My house burned down in January. My

1:18:49

mom died two weeks before traders before traders.

1:18:51

My mom's funeral was one week, was one

1:18:53

week before traders, and then I went and

1:18:55

I did the traders. Like, and then, so

1:18:57

my mom passed away, the next week we

1:18:59

had her funeral, the week after that my

1:19:01

nephew graduated high school, so I came up

1:19:03

to his graduation, and then I left from my

1:19:05

mom's house to go into the traders. It was

1:19:07

crazy. I'm so sorry about your mom, by the

1:19:10

way. Thank you, it. It was a crazy time

1:19:12

of my life, but I did, but I got

1:19:14

a little break from the chaos of my life,

1:19:16

and everything, and everything just. like literally burning down

1:19:18

and losing everything from my I don't have anything

1:19:21

from my childhood I have nothing to remember Mumbai

1:19:23

even her car burned down all I have is

1:19:25

her mom was cell phone all I have is

1:19:27

her fucking cell phone so it was really hard

1:19:30

for me to like go through that whole process

1:19:32

but I was able to take a break from

1:19:34

like a break from like the madness and

1:19:36

thinking about that I was going to take

1:19:38

a break from like the madness and thinking

1:19:41

about that I got to play this fun

1:19:43

in corners and like hide from people I

1:19:45

was like I'm here to cause a scene.

1:19:47

I'm here to create madness. And I'm a

1:19:50

fucking traitor. Oh, there will be chaos. Well,

1:19:52

that's why they picked you too. If you

1:19:54

think about it, like they want big personalities

1:19:56

that are gonna stir some shit up. That's

1:19:58

what makes it fun. And I did,

1:20:01

and you did, and did, yeah.

1:20:03

And did. Can you tell me

1:20:05

your favorite memory with your mom?

1:20:07

I would love to know. Oh

1:20:09

my God, I have so many.

1:20:11

I think that my favorite memories

1:20:13

were just coming home and seeing

1:20:16

my mother, my mother was, she

1:20:18

had mobility issues, she was, mom

1:20:20

that was disabled. So to the

1:20:22

end of her life, she was

1:20:24

just like sitting in her bed

1:20:26

every time I went home. I

1:20:28

love that. I do that too

1:20:31

when I go home to my

1:20:33

mom. In the same bed. I

1:20:35

was almost 40 years old to

1:20:37

be in bed with my mother.

1:20:39

That's a beautiful thing though. My

1:20:41

mother had a crush on Judge

1:20:44

Mathis. But we don't know how

1:20:46

great taste. No kidding. His son

1:20:48

is fine. Judge Mathis is an

1:20:50

O.G. in the daytime television. Do

1:20:52

you ever watch Judge Mathis? Yes,

1:20:54

I have watch Judge Mathis. Everyone

1:20:56

is doing crack. Yeah, I know

1:20:59

it was a little bit of

1:21:01

crack. I would rather see. In

1:21:03

college. I knew you did crack.

1:21:05

I can always smell a crack.

1:21:07

Everyone's not doing crack, Judge Memphis.

1:21:09

Jesus. I'm here for a divorce

1:21:11

hearing. This is a stolen car

1:21:14

case, but okay. I

1:21:17

would rather see Judge Mathis on

1:21:19

the Supreme Court. He should go

1:21:21

on the Supreme Court. Judge Mathis

1:21:23

would be pretty good. I think

1:21:26

Judge Judy might be a Republican.

1:21:28

I hope not. I think she

1:21:30

might be a Republican. I think

1:21:32

she might be a Republican. I

1:21:34

wouldn't be surprised, but like I

1:21:36

wouldn't be shocked to hear that,

1:21:38

but it would be a bummer.

1:21:40

I'm also really glad that Joan

1:21:42

Rivers is dead. I said this

1:21:44

other day, I'm so glad she's

1:21:47

dead because we would have turned

1:21:49

on her. She would have been

1:21:51

she would have been problematic. She

1:21:53

was she was right problem. I

1:21:55

would have turned on her. Yeah,

1:21:57

kind of like a Roseanne. Oh,

1:21:59

yeah. Yeah, we would have had

1:22:01

to feed her to the wolves.

1:22:03

100% We would have been that

1:22:06

meme of Wesley Snipes when he's

1:22:08

crying and he's holding up the

1:22:10

gun. Literally, yeah, literally. I'm glad

1:22:12

that we we ended with. it

1:22:14

because we would have had to

1:22:16

turn on her and that would

1:22:18

have been tough for me. That

1:22:20

would have been tough. That would

1:22:22

have been tough. Yeah because I

1:22:25

know I know you're Joan Rivers

1:22:27

impression I remember. My impression is

1:22:29

Mario Canton, impersonating Joan Rivers at

1:22:31

the rest of Joan Rivers, it's

1:22:33

not even a good and his

1:22:35

wasn't even good so mine is

1:22:37

really bad. I do so many

1:22:39

bad impersonations, so many bad impersonations.

1:22:41

Yeah I don't do impersonations I

1:22:44

don't think. Mine are terrible how

1:22:46

many have I've done for you.

1:22:48

You've only ever done Joan Rivers

1:22:50

for me. Okay, here are a

1:22:52

few of my impersonations and they're

1:22:54

really bad. I only do one

1:22:56

good impersonation. Okay. Okay. America. We

1:22:58

have a presidential candidate. Okay. We

1:23:00

is trying his best to divide

1:23:02

our nation. Okay. Who's that? That's

1:23:05

Kamala Harris. Was it bad? Yes.

1:23:07

Was it recognizable to one person

1:23:09

in the room? Here's another one

1:23:11

I have. We have a huge

1:23:13

problem in the United States of

1:23:15

America when 98% of the wealth

1:23:17

is going to 2% of the

1:23:19

population. That's Bernie Sanders. I have

1:23:21

one person who sees me for

1:23:24

who I can hear. Are they

1:23:26

all political? Oh, they're different too.

1:23:28

Every time I come down here,

1:23:30

I see white people acting crazy.

1:23:32

That's Chris Rock. We need a

1:23:34

woman of us. Her niece, I

1:23:36

appreciate that one. Thank you. These

1:23:38

young mother fucking on all the

1:23:40

shit. And then my final one.

1:23:43

America. See, immediately. Yeah, that one's

1:23:45

Brock Obama. Just last week, I

1:23:47

was talking to Michelle. She told

1:23:49

me, she said, she said Barry.

1:23:52

Nigga, act right! That was pretty

1:23:54

good. So political candidates and Chris

1:23:56

Rock. And John Rivers, obviously, like,

1:23:58

apologies, always have these weird fucking

1:24:00

voices. Yeah, they have cadence, so

1:24:02

that's, like, very easy to mimic,

1:24:04

I feel like. Yeah, they all

1:24:07

have really interesting voices. Yeah. Most

1:24:09

of them, like, that's too. Like,

1:24:11

Hillary and Clinton didn't have a

1:24:13

very interesting voice, though. Nah. But

1:24:15

Kamala Harris, I would recognize that

1:24:17

voice anywhere. That's true. And Rock

1:24:19

Obama, like, what's the guy with

1:24:22

Mitch McConnell? I would have recognized

1:24:24

these voices literally anywhere in the

1:24:26

world. I'd be like, that's fucking.

1:24:28

Three horsemen of the apocalypse. That's

1:24:30

Mitch McConnell talking right now. Unfortunately.

1:24:32

I can't do my Mitch McConnell.

1:24:34

It's quite able, it's my Mitch

1:24:37

McConnell, impersonation. It is very able.

1:24:39

I'm gonna just keep it a

1:24:41

buck. It's ageist, it's able to,

1:24:43

it's really problematic. So I'm not.

1:24:45

So I'm gonna quit while I'm

1:24:47

ahead. I wish you would quit.

1:24:49

I do want to say, I

1:24:52

do want to say, when we

1:24:54

were on after midnight together. I

1:24:56

just remembered this. One of the

1:24:58

producers was telling us when we

1:25:00

were walking through rehearsal and then

1:25:02

you went gang gang. And then

1:25:04

you're all. Hmm? And then you

1:25:06

said, you repeated yourself. You said

1:25:09

gang gang. And she goes, I

1:25:11

don't. I don't. It means okay.

1:25:13

I shouldn't have said it. No

1:25:15

worries. Yeah. That's what that means.

1:25:17

Don't worry about it. I wish

1:25:19

I didn't say it. And then

1:25:21

I think we tried to get

1:25:24

her to say it. She's like,

1:25:26

I don't think I should be

1:25:28

saying gang gang. Ain't probably shouldn't

1:25:30

be saying gang gang. Gang gang.

1:25:32

Yeah, I'm gonna pass on them.

1:25:34

Thank you so much though. So

1:25:36

we're gonna place your card here.

1:25:39

She's like sweating. Toplip sweating. That

1:25:41

was fun. That was fun that we

1:25:44

did that together. And I'm glad that

1:25:46

we did it together. Me too. And

1:25:48

the lady with us, Tepi? Yes, Tepi.

1:25:50

I just found her for the other

1:25:52

day. She's pretty cool. She told me

1:25:54

because when she text me about it,

1:25:56

because she's one of my sisters, when

1:25:58

she text me about it, I was

1:26:00

like, oh my God, I'm so excited.

1:26:02

And I said, have you ever met

1:26:04

Bob? She goes, she goes, I have,

1:26:06

but I don't think he remembers me.

1:26:08

And honestly, I hope he doesn't because

1:26:10

I think I was fucked up. Harry

1:26:12

Daniels goes up to people. He like,

1:26:15

he. Oh, when you got his ass

1:26:17

up of the fucking wicked. Harry Daniels

1:26:19

has these hostage situations where he. Right

1:26:21

corners you and sings a song to

1:26:23

you. It's so and I was like

1:26:25

I'm saying I'm gonna I'm gonna sing

1:26:27

fuck the police to Harry Day I

1:26:29

cannot wait to go up to Harry

1:26:31

Day. I'm gonna interrupt this conversation. I

1:26:33

don't care who he's talking I don't

1:26:35

care if he's talking to fucking Cynthia

1:26:37

Revo I'm interrupting the car as soon

1:26:39

I'm gonna interrupt the conversation I hand

1:26:41

him up working for the phone. I

1:26:43

was like I'm gonna Let's see, get

1:26:46

into these places. He says, he's saying

1:26:48

to the President of the United States

1:26:50

of America. I actually do have some

1:26:52

fun facts about you though. Okay, I'm

1:26:54

ready. And I'll say true or false.

1:26:56

Okay. It says you go by the

1:26:58

stage name Caldwell to TDQ for acting

1:27:00

roles. Yeah, which is just TDQ, the

1:27:02

drag queen. Oh, T. Yeah. Is that?

1:27:04

Oh, so it's like a... You spelled

1:27:06

out. Right, right. Anagram, if you will.

1:27:08

Okay. It says, Bob once got arrested

1:27:10

and dragged for blocking traffic while protesting

1:27:12

for queer rights. That is sure. I

1:27:14

got arrested. I want to say, oh

1:27:17

my God, 2010? Okay too. Yeah, and

1:27:19

Bryant Park. And fun fact about that,

1:27:21

when I was, I got arrested because

1:27:23

I didn't know how long I'd be

1:27:25

in jail, because it could have been

1:27:27

for the whole weekend. So I was

1:27:29

like, I need to pack snacks, but

1:27:31

I can't bring a bag. So I

1:27:33

had, and I kid you not, a

1:27:35

bagel under my wig. My tits were

1:27:37

made of cashews, and I had a

1:27:39

cliff bar under each one of my

1:27:41

hip hats. That is a true fact.

1:27:43

You said I keep that my fucking

1:27:45

thing on me. Exactly. I keep that

1:27:48

fine on me. Yeah. It says Bob.

1:27:50

For the broccoli, high key, keep a

1:27:52

horn on me, that kamasi. Sorry. It

1:27:54

says Bob used to work as a

1:27:56

real estate agent. Yeah, I was a

1:27:58

licensed, I was a real estate salesperson.

1:28:00

Right. You have to work a little

1:28:02

longer to be an agent. But yeah,

1:28:04

in New York City I specialize in

1:28:06

rentals and I was mostly rentings like

1:28:08

drag queens and camera performers and strippers

1:28:10

who I knew through the nightlife scene.

1:28:12

Yeah, that's so sick. That is true.

1:28:14

I love that. Look at you giving

1:28:16

back. It says Bob's first major stage

1:28:19

production was playing Belize in Angels in

1:28:21

America at the Berkeley Rep. Yeah, so

1:28:23

I went to school for acting. I

1:28:25

didn't graduate college. I dropped out after

1:28:27

three years to move to New York

1:28:29

City to become a star and then

1:28:31

I got it worked out. And then

1:28:33

I basically took like a 10 year

1:28:35

break from I started focusing on stand-up

1:28:37

comedy. I was like, I know that

1:28:39

my calling is going to be stand-up

1:28:41

comedy. I'm just a really funny person,

1:28:43

I'm really getting writing jokes. And then

1:28:45

Tony Kushner, who is the Pulitzer Prize,

1:28:47

I believe Oscar Award winning, Tony Award

1:28:50

winning author who wrote Anderson America, he

1:28:52

wrote the movie Lincoln, he wrote Carolina

1:28:54

Change, he wrote the movie The New

1:28:56

West Side Story, like he writes, he's

1:28:58

that guy, he's that girl. He reached

1:29:00

out and was like, like, I feel

1:29:02

like you are a good actor. I

1:29:04

just tell you on drugs, I just

1:29:06

feel in my heart that like you're

1:29:08

a good actor. We draw addition for

1:29:10

angels in America. So my return to

1:29:12

acting was doing eight shows a week,

1:29:14

which by the way, I would go

1:29:16

ahead and say that's an inhumane schedule.

1:29:18

I agree. When I see the Broadway

1:29:21

schedule that some girls do on TikTok,

1:29:23

I'm like, that is nuts. Eight shows

1:29:25

in six days. That's crazy. So I

1:29:27

returned to do Angels in America at

1:29:29

the Berkeley Rep and Angeles is a,

1:29:31

it's two plays, each one is about

1:29:33

three and a half hours. Damn. And

1:29:35

I was with heavy hitter Stevens Panella,

1:29:37

Tony Award winner, Stevens Manella, Randy Harrison,

1:29:39

like Danny Faraday, like some massive brilliant

1:29:41

actors. That's crazy. Yeah. Like a shoe

1:29:43

you said, slight work. I'm a pretty

1:29:45

good actor. I'm not gonna lie, I'm

1:29:47

a pretty good actor. You are, I

1:29:50

believe you. You're an artist, through and

1:29:52

through and through and through. last one

1:29:54

says Bob used to have YouTube blog

1:29:56

series called Bob and Around and the

1:29:58

tagline was I film it on the

1:30:00

phone I edited it on the phone

1:30:02

it's not that serious yeah I would

1:30:04

I would I would whenever I would

1:30:06

go on a go on a gig

1:30:08

I would just film myself on my

1:30:10

phone doing ridiculous stuff or just it

1:30:12

was even it was just like just

1:30:14

doing the stuff I do meeting people

1:30:16

meeting the queens where I'm going at

1:30:18

you know on the plane with my

1:30:21

assistant Louise at the time and I

1:30:23

would edit it I would edit on

1:30:25

the plane I would like literally sit

1:30:27

on the plane and edit it but

1:30:29

then I kind of stopped doing it

1:30:31

because like my phone just it ran

1:30:33

out of space like I couldn't even

1:30:35

like say if you had your phone

1:30:37

be so full you couldn't even send

1:30:39

the text No, but speaking of your

1:30:41

phone... You haven't happened? It stresses you.

1:30:43

You can't even see the text. Speaking

1:30:45

of your phone, I need everyone to

1:30:47

know that Bob has an Android. I

1:30:49

have a Google pixel. Whenever Bob texts

1:30:52

me, it's Green Bubbles, and it is

1:30:54

crazy. Green Bubbles, not everyone can afford

1:30:56

an iPhone dream. Oh, sorry, season, fucking

1:30:58

two of traders. My bad. Season 3,

1:31:00

how dare you? I'm sorry. I'm like,

1:31:02

I've never watched it, so I don't

1:31:04

know. But I really love, I mean,

1:31:06

the Google Pixel is just, I, I,

1:31:08

I, I, I, I'm not, came in

1:31:10

for Google, but it is, it is

1:31:12

a fucking good phone. And I just

1:31:14

got used to using, uh, Android for

1:31:16

so long. And I actually do have,

1:31:18

because I want to bring my back

1:31:20

into the room. I'm going to show

1:31:23

you, I don't tell a lot of

1:31:25

people. Thank. Thank you. I have an

1:31:27

iPhone. Wow. I just don't use it.

1:31:29

I have an iPhone. I just don't

1:31:31

text anywhere. Come back to when he

1:31:33

said, not everyone can afford iPhones. True.

1:31:35

He has two phones. Alexa played two

1:31:37

phones by Kevin Gates. Exactly. I do

1:31:39

have an iPhone. I use it for

1:31:41

a certain stuff. It's like, uh, the

1:31:43

Google pixel camera is really like... Over

1:31:45

the top in advance and when you

1:31:47

try to film in tic-tock it the

1:31:49

quality is decompressed so badly So I

1:31:51

use my iPhone right when when qualities

1:31:54

hire it up in terrible quality. It

1:31:56

actually really does. It actually does. When

1:31:58

you film it from the app, the

1:32:00

app itself is not capable of handling

1:32:02

the quality of the Google pixel. I'm

1:32:04

not making this up. There's some techner

1:32:06

in the company like, actually. Actually, he's

1:32:08

actually right. I'd say that too if

1:32:10

I was fucking working at Google Pixel.

1:32:12

Yeah, surely. I wish I was working

1:32:14

at Google Pixel. But yeah, but the

1:32:16

iPhone is better for those apps. And

1:32:18

then there's a lot of things with

1:32:20

the Google phones is better for the

1:32:22

iPhones. I just kind of fly back

1:32:25

in folks in the two. I got

1:32:27

three phones, actually. One for the bros,

1:32:29

one for the hose. I'm not for

1:32:31

the nose. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I

1:32:33

don't do coke. Not anymore. Not anymore.

1:32:35

That's 2024. That's the past 24. I'm

1:32:37

just kidding. Last year is, I think

1:32:39

it was like 20, like 2004 or

1:32:41

something. What were you just for? I

1:32:43

don't want to, I don't want to

1:32:45

hurt my feelings. Where were you in

1:32:47

2004? Where were you doing? 2004. I

1:32:49

was. 18 years old, how dare you?

1:32:51

I just graduated high school at Clayton

1:32:53

County, Murrah High School in Clayton County.

1:32:56

Nice. I think I'm the most famous

1:32:58

person for my high school. From your

1:33:00

high school. Yeah, I would assume every

1:33:02