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You're listening to Comedy Central.

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If you're gonna talk about Arizona,

1:30

you have to talk about

1:32

old people, because they are

1:34

everywhere here. See? Which brings

1:36

me to death. No, not

1:39

yours. Obviously, you still have

1:41

a long road ahead of you. And

1:43

here in Arizona, people thinking

1:46

about the afterlife are

1:48

choosing something new. Whole

1:50

body donation. More and more

1:52

people are choosing to forego a

1:54

traditional burial and just donate their

1:56

bodies to science. There was a

1:59

20% increase. in the number of

2:01

people donating their body right here

2:03

in Arizona. That's about 47,000 people.

2:05

To investigate, I hit up a

2:07

popular spot for the old folks

2:09

to see if body donation really

2:12

was all the rage. What do

2:14

you want to happen to your

2:16

body after you die? I'd consider

2:18

whole body donation. Have you considered

2:20

whole body donation? Yes, I have

2:23

it all ready set up. So

2:25

you seem pretty old and close

2:27

to death. What do you want

2:29

to happen to happen to you

2:31

after you die? I'm donating it

2:33

to science. What made you think

2:36

of doing that? I have no

2:38

living relatives. Who's going to bury

2:40

me? Any friends? Uh, yeah, they

2:42

don't care about my body? Well,

2:44

maybe they should care, because when

2:46

I turn on the news, I

2:49

discovered this. Scandal involving a body

2:51

donation business in Phoenix. The owner

2:53

accused of selling bodies and body

2:55

parts. Essentially running a chop shop

2:57

for human body parts. A human

2:59

chop shop? These were people. Not

3:02

cars you stripped down for parts.

3:04

I turned to a team of

3:06

lawyers trying to end this horror.

3:08

So what the fuck is happening

3:10

in Arizona? People are getting people

3:13

to donate their bodies and telling

3:15

them that they're going to treat

3:17

the bodies with dignity and respect.

3:19

And they were sold off like

3:21

you would sell off the parts

3:23

of a cow. And then ultimately

3:26

the FBI raided this organization here

3:28

in Arizona. So what did the

3:30

FBI find? There were coolers and

3:32

freezers of disarticulated body parts. You

3:34

know, a cooler of... arms, a

3:36

cooler of legs. They found heads.

3:39

They found the torso of a

3:41

large human male with the head

3:43

of a small female sewn on

3:45

the... All right, okay, we get

3:47

it. Enough already. Jesus. Anyone here

3:49

have a puppy I can pet

3:52

for 10 seconds just to clear

3:54

my head? And they found a

3:56

giant bag of penises. They found

3:58

a bag of... Yes, it was

4:00

referred to as a large bag

4:03

of male genitalia. So it was

4:05

a large bag of dicks? Yes.

4:07

I'm scared to even ask, but

4:09

what are they going to do

4:11

with this large bag of dicks?

4:13

Well, we really can only speculate.

4:16

We know that some of it

4:18

may have gone to the black

4:20

market in Southeast Asia for something

4:22

like penis wine. Okay. I'm from

4:24

Southeast Asia. I've never heard of

4:26

penis wine. What is it? I

4:29

think it's wine that has a

4:31

penis in it that's supposed to

4:33

make people more virile. That is

4:35

disgusting. I thought so. Is it

4:37

red or white? I mean, you

4:40

can go push them up to

4:42

it. What kind of flavor profile

4:44

is it? Is it nutty? I

4:46

didn't taste it. I have notes

4:48

of foreskin. Can we move on?

4:50

This is a serious case. Oh,

4:53

yeah. That's right, Holly. We're just

4:55

going to mention penis wine and

4:57

not talk about it. This case

4:59

is about... the harm that was

5:01

done to people and families. Not

5:03

about penis one. She's right. People

5:06

thought they were donating their bodies

5:08

for research to find cures for

5:10

diseases, but instead it was real-life

5:12

invasion of the body snatchers. How

5:14

are they going to fix this?

5:16

We need regulations. Licenses, for example.

5:19

You don't need a license to

5:21

deal with dead bodies. Correct. You

5:23

need a license to do nails.

5:25

You need a license to fish.

5:27

To drive a fork to drive

5:30

a forklift. Pay your money, fill

5:32

out a form, and you're a

5:34

medical director. That has to change.

5:36

This is f- horrific. This is

5:38

not just an Arizona problem, it's

5:40

a nationwide problem. And if you

5:43

think it's not happening in your

5:45

backyard, you're mistaken. Okay, sorry, can

5:47

we just go back to the

5:49

penis wine for a second? Do

5:51

they stomp on dicks the way

5:53

they stomp on grapes? Are they

5:56

squeezing out the penis? Are they

5:58

just fermenting out dead body violated?

6:00

or that genitals turn into a

6:02

tasty beverage. If people are going

6:04

to donate, they should at least

6:06

know exactly what they're getting themselves.

6:09

They need to know the truth.

6:11

Until Arizona puts regulations in place,

6:13

all we can do is offer

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6:28

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6:30

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6:33

you feel like the Oscars. But

6:35

it's also perfectly legal until Arizona

6:37

changes its laws. Give Ronnie your

6:39

body.com. Give me your body. I

6:41

want your body. Ronnie Chang is

6:43

unlicensed and has no experience in

6:46

this field, which is not a

6:48

problem in the state of Arizona.

6:50

So avoid the service altogether and

6:52

do your research or donate to

6:54

medical centers. Here in America, we

6:56

use straws for everything. Drinking, snorting

6:59

cocaine. Okay, just those two things.

7:01

But still, that's not nothing. Yet

7:03

recently, local governments across the nation

7:05

have been challenging our God-given right

7:07

to bear straws. Straws represent only

7:10

0.02% of the 9 million tons

7:12

of plastic waste that is estimated.

7:14

People would like to keep the

7:16

plastic straw, just saying. Conservative Big

7:18

Bird actually has a point here.

7:20

So I headed to Washington DC,

7:23

the latest city to ban straws,

7:25

to meet Lillian, an environmental inspector.

7:27

Her actual job is to going

7:29

to local businesses and make sure

7:31

they're not using plastic. straws. That's

7:33

right, she's a straw cop. So

7:36

what you hope to accomplish by

7:38

banning something that's like 0.000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 1%

7:40

about trash? You know, that's a

7:42

good question. It's a perfect symbol

7:44

for our overuse independence on single

7:47

use plastics, right? So am I

7:49

supposed to do. If I don't

7:51

use straws, what you want me

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to do? You want me to

7:55

do? You want me to do

7:57

this? Lillian explained that over 40%

8:00

of all plastic menu is single-use.

8:02

Throw away items that will take

8:04

somewhere between 450 years and forever

8:06

to disappear. But still, why are

8:08

people suddenly so angry about straws?

8:10

Why do you hate straws? When

8:13

did straws ever do you? I

8:15

think that really started with the

8:17

straw video. The plastic straw getting

8:19

stuck up the Sea Turtles nose.

8:21

It has over 35 million views

8:23

on YouTube. Wait, this is all

8:26

because of a dumb viral video.

8:28

Look, I've seen a lot of

8:30

shit on YouTube. Turns out back

8:32

to this be. Turns out, really

8:34

f- Oh man, it's a freaking

8:37

straw. Okay, okay, I'm done. No

8:39

more straws. But the video did

8:41

leave me with one burning question.

8:43

If I stick a straw of

8:45

my nose, I could get 35

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44% of Americans did not vote.

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That put you in 26th position

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26:20

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Jury duty and taxes are mandatory,

26:27

so why not voting. But America

26:29

is the land of the free.

26:31

Where the whole point is to

26:34

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26:36

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26:38

Times Square on a Tuesday afternoon.

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26:45

America voting should be compulsory? I

26:47

think it should, but it's not

26:49

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26:51

even wear masks. If we were

26:53

told to do something, at this

26:56

point, we exactly, we wouldn't do

26:58

it. Do you think America would

27:00

ever accept mandatory voting? Definitely not.

27:02

Because Americans are lazy. in general.

27:04

America is the land of the

27:07

free. People come here because it's

27:09

a free place. And that includes

27:11

the freedom to not participate? Yeah,

27:13

pretty much. Do you think mandatory

27:15

voting can happen in America? No.

27:18

I do not. I think that

27:20

American values are like a toxic

27:22

version of what freedom is. Isn't

27:24

that what makes America great? It's

27:26

not so great at the moment.

27:29

Maybe Americans think it's impossible. But

27:31

mandatory voting does exist in 22

27:33

countries, including one that's even drunker,

27:35

crazier, and whiter than the US.

27:37

I'm talking about Australia, where they've

27:40

had it since 1922. It was

27:42

quite a small step for Australians

27:44

to think, well, we want the

27:46

majority of people to be selecting

27:48

our government, and that gives a

27:50

greater legitimacy. So basically in Australia,

27:53

you force people to exercise their

27:55

democratic rights. That's right. Yes, that's

27:57

right. I don't think people in

27:59

Australia regarded as a particular... big

28:01

deal you've got to turn up

28:04

on election day which is a

28:06

Saturday you know it might take

28:08

you like 15 minutes and the

28:10

Parents and Teachers Association will be

28:12

there selling sausages and that's where

28:15

we get the term democracy sausage.

28:17

Okay, for Americans the term democracy

28:19

sausage has had a bad taste

28:21

since the Clinton administration. But for

28:23

Australians, consuming child intestine meat on

28:26

bread has been a voting tradition

28:28

since the 1940s. But what about

28:30

the people who don't think a

28:32

sausage sizzle is enough incentive to

28:34

vote? What kind of punishment do

28:37

you have to enforce? to make

28:39

it so that over 90% of

28:41

people go and vote. What, jail

28:43

time, public spanking? You have to

28:45

wear, I didn't vote sticker? It's

28:48

a $20 fine. That's it? That's

28:50

a bargain, I think. Look, there's

28:52

big advantages in our system because

28:54

the political parties don't have to

28:56

get the vote out. And that

28:59

means... they don't have to appeal

29:01

to the base. So you don't

29:03

get the same sort of extreme

29:05

ideological appeals. And so it makes

29:07

our democracy, I think, more moderate.

29:10

Doesn't that make your election process

29:12

very boring? Well, I don't know.

29:14

It doesn't make it boring. Look,

29:16

I don't know that that's a

29:18

problem. For me, what democracy means

29:21

is that the majority of people

29:23

participate, and I find the extent

29:25

of voter suppression in the United

29:27

States. Surely shocking. I don't understand

29:29

how the Americans can call themselves

29:32

a democracy at all. Damn, political

29:34

science world star is going to

29:36

love this. But how do everyday

29:38

Australians see it? I took a

29:40

25-hour flight and spent two weeks

29:43

in quarantine just so I could

29:45

talk to them myself in sunny

29:47

Brisbane, Australia. What do you feel

29:49

about the fact that voting is

29:51

compulsory in Australia? I feel very

29:53

proud that it is and for

29:56

people who don't want to vote,

29:58

they should go and live somewhere

30:00

else. Everybody has to decide and

30:02

it's mandatory to vote, so if

30:04

the result... Doesn't go your way,

30:07

you can't complain if we lose,

30:09

oh we're sad, but at least

30:11

we've had a chance to vote.

30:13

And that's it, brother. Done. Did

30:15

you just do it? It takes

30:18

five minutes, you just go in

30:20

there, vote, and get out. No

30:22

time, no everything. Just shut the

30:24

fuck up and vote. What do

30:26

you just shut the fuck up

30:29

and vote? What do you guys

30:31

think about mandatory voting in Australia?

30:33

No, I think it's drunk right

30:35

now? Yeah, we had a few

30:37

big points, a couple shots, a

30:40

couple shots, a couple shots, three

30:42

with Brecky, you know. Man, that

30:44

is fucking Australia. Why do you

30:46

think voting isn't mandatory in America?

30:48

Oh, maybe, I mean... Yeah, now

30:51

I already think, yeah, actually. Maybe

30:53

there's a purpose for it. America,

30:55

Australia, which one's doing better? I

30:57

feel like I'm a witness to

30:59

keep men discovering fire right now.

31:02

Yeah, that's fair enough, actually, yeah.

31:04

Even, yeah. Even, yeah. Even drunk

31:06

Australian, even, even, But for America,

31:08

the good news is that voter

31:10

turnout in 2020 is on track

31:13

to hit record levels. All we

31:15

needed to get people to vote

31:17

was to elect Donald Trump. And

31:19

then guess what? People turn up.

31:21

We don't need to force people

31:24

to vote. Well that's a pretty

31:26

big price to pay. I'd rather

31:28

pay a $20 fine than have

31:30

to put up with President Trump

31:32

for four years. Tush-shah, Judith. But

31:35

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31:37

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31:39

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