0:05

I won't like spoil anything but like let's say

0:08

an antagonistic force yeah

0:10

it's their demise like it's such a nothing

0:13

moment like it should be like wow

0:15

we defeated no big

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you want narrative force may I recommend Transformers

0:24

one those

0:27

motherfuckers have thrusters on

0:29

the bottom of their feet

0:32

some cases they can

0:34

go suborbital wild yeah

0:37

I mean like Rosie and I walked out of there

0:39

just giving a ton of notes to each other we're like

0:41

all right I should have put it on this I don't

0:43

know why like what was the point of this character like

0:46

if it if it meant nothing you guys

0:49

sound fun to go to the movies well

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a podcast where we take a deep

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dive into America's shared consciousness that it

4:05

is Wednesday, September 25, 2024. We

4:10

got a lot of days today.

4:12

It's national open the magic day.

4:14

No idea what that is. Here's

4:17

what I do know about. Quesadillas,

4:19

lobsters, comic books, and one-hit wonders

4:21

because it is national those days.

4:23

Also national dense breast day, which

4:25

is all about awareness because we

4:27

are in breast cancer awareness month.

4:30

So all about to be about

4:32

to get into it. And

4:34

another one was I feel like there's so many like

4:36

industry based ones that it's like national

4:39

like why don't you call a handyman

4:41

from this company day and I'm like

4:43

no we're not we're not gonna acknowledge

4:46

that. So anyway lobsters, quesadillas, dense breasts,

4:48

comic books, and one-hit wonders. Favorite one-hit

4:50

wonders class? I

4:54

mean I think for me it's yellow. We

4:56

were recently talking about the people who made

4:59

Yeah. Speaking

5:03

of Jeffrey Jones. Yeah

5:05

that's yeah. Mine is

5:07

probably Mims. This is Why I'm Hot. I

5:10

love that song. I thought that I thought Mims

5:13

was going. This is Why I'm Hot. I forgot

5:15

all about that. This is Why I'm Hot. Now

5:17

he's I think he's in the tech world or

5:19

something now but anyway. Shout out to Mims. What

5:22

about you Harajit? Um I had

5:24

to google one-hit wonders because I don't really

5:26

know which ones. That's fine. Take

5:29

on Me? Is that considered a one-hit wonder? I

5:31

guess it is. It is in

5:33

the US. I think they're much

5:36

bigger in other in their homeland.

5:38

Aha! Aha you I was

5:40

trying to pick their name. Aha I've got

5:42

it. That song is wonderful. There

5:44

was a podcast called Punch

5:46

Up the Jam with Ennio Ibe.

5:48

Ennio. Where they would like Ennio

5:50

yeah and they would pull songs

5:52

apart and like just listen to

5:54

the stems and all the various

5:57

strands that make up the beautiful that

5:59

is the song and that one like

6:02

has never left me. The take on

6:04

me, just like the isolated vocal tracks,

6:06

like everything about it is just like

6:09

so beautiful. Oh wow. It's

6:11

unbelievable. In the video, come on. In the

6:13

videos, yeah. Get it tatted. Art,

6:16

truly. You could, it's animated. Well,

6:18

my name's Jack O'Brien, AKA,

6:20

in the spirit of anagrams. Manish

6:23

on the Discord provided the

6:25

following for me. We got

6:27

cabin joker. We

6:30

got AI jock burn, which

6:33

is going to be a product. AI

6:35

jock burn. They'll

6:37

eventually release. Ace

6:40

Boink Jr. is a lot of fun. I

6:42

like that one. These are good. Yeah. NJ

6:45

Bryce, okay? Okay.

6:47

Which is like an aggressive person talking

6:50

about a prank they did. Yeah. You

6:53

know? I did the New Jersey Bryce

6:55

prank, okay? Yeah, Bryce, yeah. Hey,

6:57

put some ice in her bra. It's

7:00

the New Jersey, did the old New Jersey

7:03

Bryce. Banjo Eric. And

7:05

finally, Justin. Justin,

7:08

could I get a drum roll, please? Finally,

7:12

we have AI Jack

7:15

Boner. Oh, wow. Yes.

7:19

Yeah, Manish. Yes.

7:22

You did. But by

7:24

the way, AI Jack Boner. AI Jack Boner

7:26

is a spec script that

7:28

I was working on. I hit some headwinds

7:30

when I Frankenstein tanked. When

7:33

I am Sam. But then I taught ya. Yes,

7:35

I did do well. Mine was

7:37

about Tarzan offering to give you a

7:39

hand job. And it didn't

7:42

do quite as well. AI Jack

7:45

Boner. AI Jack Boner? It's

7:47

like a down and out Tarzan in like the 70s.

7:50

He got hooked on heroin. He's cruising

7:52

sunset with a sign. AI Jack Boner

7:54

for fucking cheap, man. Oh

7:57

shit, Manish. Start saying.

8:00

kind of like Jack

8:02

O'Lantern, but like, so

8:05

you do like Jack-O-Brian,

8:07

especially during the Halloween.

8:09

Oh, right. Or I could move the

8:12

I from the beginning of I, Jack

8:14

Boner to the middle. So it's like

8:16

Jack I Boner, Jack I, like my

8:18

middle name's Ignatius or something. Oh, yeah.

8:20

Do you know what I mean? Ignatius.

8:22

Jack I Boner. Yes. Esquire

8:25

at your service. Dude, Banjo Eric is

8:27

also pretty elegant. Banjo Eric. He's going

8:29

by Banjo Eric. Yeah. Yeah, that's Banjo

8:31

Eric, bro. I just, I could never.

8:34

The finger dexterity that is required to

8:37

be a banjo player. That's why I get a two and

8:39

nine. Just do all bar chords. That's

8:42

my favorite one hit wonder. That kid ripped.

8:45

Yeah. Yeah. Doolin'

8:47

Banjo. Anyways, I'm

8:50

thrilled to be joined as always by my

8:52

co-host, Mr. Miles Gray. Hey,

8:55

it's Miles Gray. Shit, I'll hit you

8:57

with a couple anagrams. One of my

8:59

favorites is Miles Gray, AKA Air My

9:01

Legs, AKA Misery Gal, AKA Gay Smiler,

9:03

AKA Grimey Elsa. Yes.

9:06

I'm in the building. And also shout

9:09

out Moniche because those are also Moniche

9:11

joints there. And one

9:13

more I've got because I

9:15

was just talking about that

9:17

Uno and here we go,

9:19

AKA reverse for that chuckle. Skip,

9:21

fold your face. Drop four because you thought you

9:24

were cold. Hold this way. Uno.

9:27

Now, how you feel, Captain Bold?

9:29

Don't care that you're seven years

9:31

old. Ask your grandma if it's

9:33

too cold. Wipe them tears away.

9:35

It won't go. When I

9:37

play this last card, you dumb fool. Far

9:39

from cloud nine, back down to home. Home.

9:42

Anyway, shout out Housey on silent for that

9:44

wonderful rendition. Oh no. That's

9:47

the most deaf. Pharaoh Monch featuring Nate

9:49

Dog. Rest in peace. Fantastic track. The

9:51

first half of that, I was like

9:53

trying to work the lettering out to

9:56

be like, how is this an anagram

9:58

of Miles Gray? Same.

10:01

Same. I do. Just

10:03

from Manisha's list of Miles

10:05

Gray anagrams, I do have to shout

10:07

out one that you skipped over that Justin

10:09

also, Justin, I had

10:11

the, I was about to say the same

10:14

thing. Superb We

10:29

should be smoking resin around a

10:31

trash can fire. Gary slime and

10:33

fucking banjo air. In my van

10:36

full of whale juice, kids. Put your garbage bags

10:38

on Gary slime coming to take you home. Well,

10:40

we are thrilled to be joined in our

10:43

third seat by a very talented writer, stand

10:45

up comedian and co-host of the Bechdel cast,

10:47

one of the great film podcasts. They

10:50

also happened to have a master's

10:52

degree in film and the most

10:54

anagrammable name in English language in case you were

10:56

wondering why we were so focused on anagrams. So

10:59

if you've given their, if you've been given

11:01

their name and a handful of scrabble tiles,

11:03

you may know them as Lauren D Titanic

11:06

or nine tit Dracula, but to us,

11:08

they will always be Latin dancer.

11:11

You know, I'm sorry,

11:13

sorry, sorry. Caitlin Durante.

11:15

Caitlin Durante. I'm

11:17

legally changing my name. That's

11:20

a lot of dancer. So actually

11:22

Lauren Lauren D Titanic would hang

11:24

out with banjo Eric and very

11:27

slime. Yeah, Lauren D Titanic for sure.

11:29

Yeah. Lauren D Titanic

11:31

was a debutante at one

11:33

point. Yeah. Nine tit. Nine

11:36

tit Dracula would be like a bit we would do on this

11:38

morning zoo show. It's like, Oh, we got nine tit Dracula calling

11:40

in what's going on. Nine tit Dracula. That's

11:42

yeah. But Lauren D Titanic, fucking

11:45

banjo Eric and Gary slime. Welcome

11:47

to the show. Wow. Well,

11:49

I have a couple new ones. Oh, yeah. These

11:52

are these are courtesy of a

11:55

site gang member by the name of

11:57

Mark Romano. Let

12:00

me just place a disclaimer here. They're

12:03

pretty nasty, these anagrams. They're

12:07

pretty dirty. Mark you little

12:09

freak. A little

12:12

Gary Slimon. Exactly. The

12:15

letters of my name will spell

12:17

things like urine, taint,

12:20

tit, cunt, you know,

12:23

all these clits. Cool,

12:25

they will do that sometimes. They will be

12:27

doing that. I don't know why. They go

12:29

blue all the time. So for example, one

12:32

of them is I tried

12:34

cunt anal. Okay. Yeah,

12:38

Mark settle down. Yo, Mark. Mark

12:41

Romano. Your brother Ray works clean, man.

12:43

Why are you going to go so

12:45

blue? No, that's one of his sons,

12:47

the twins. Another

12:50

one is a red clit

12:52

in a tuna. Okay.

12:55

So we've got red Italian cunt. That

13:04

could be a porn search term.

13:06

Yeah. Or like a derogatory

13:08

name of like a Italian communist or

13:10

something. Yeah. Holy

13:13

shit. Wow. Yeah, something

13:15

Tony Soprano has called somebody. Yeah,

13:18

yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like

13:20

if Meadow suddenly like she came back, she's like,

13:22

dad, I've been reading a lot of marks and

13:24

angles. He's like, ah, here we go. Red Italian

13:26

cunt. Wow.

13:30

Well, what a full day of

13:32

anagramming we've had here today, children.

13:35

This could just be a children's podcast if we just

13:38

like cleaned it up a little bit. Yeah.

13:40

Anagrams word jumbles. What

13:43

a blast. Caitlin, we're thrilled to

13:45

have you as always. I'm thrilled to be here.

13:47

Always, always. We're going to get to know you

13:49

a little bit better in a moment. First, we're

13:51

going to tell the listeners a couple of things

13:54

we're talking about today. Donald Trump got

13:56

like, this is the most culty

13:58

I feel like I've ever heard. him be.

14:01

It's up there. Sounds like he's trying

14:03

to hypnotize the women of

14:05

America in some ways. So we'll talk

14:08

about that. We'll talk about another key

14:11

figure on the right who murdered

14:14

a dog. Goddamn. Yeah.

14:16

The right cannot stop murdering

14:18

dogs is where we're

14:20

at right now. Can't stop addicted

14:22

to killing canines. Can't stop addicted

14:25

to the pup blood. Yeah.

14:29

We'll check him with Mark Robinson. We'll

14:31

check him with NATO, the

14:33

National Association of Theater Owners. Why? What

14:35

did you think we were talking about?

14:38

Not the North Atlantic bad. The state

14:40

of theaters. And

14:42

we'll check them with billionaires. See what they're doing with

14:44

all their new money. Their wealth has grown by 88%

14:46

in the last four years. Yes. So

14:50

they got a lot of new and they already had too

14:52

much money to begin with. It's grown by 88%. So

14:55

it's always fun to just make sure they're

14:58

doing okay. If you work in a trade,

15:01

if you work in a trade and ever

15:03

work on a billionaire's home, sabotage it somehow.

15:05

So when we have to fight back, we

15:07

can just hit a switch and all their

15:10

ACs go down or something. They're not doing

15:12

well. They're not doing well. Yeah. Anyways, all

15:14

that plenty more. But first, Caitlin, we do

15:16

like to ask our guests what is something

15:18

from your search history. Okay.

15:20

I Googled Dunka Latte. Have

15:23

you heard about these? I'm almost

15:25

infer where it's from and what

15:27

it might be about. My

15:31

friend was like, I've been

15:33

hearing about these Dunka lattes. Let's go

15:35

get one. And for very kind of

15:37

Jamie, not my

15:39

friend, notorious, don't

15:42

get at it. It actually wasn't Jamie,

15:44

but it was our mutual friend, Bryant,

15:46

who he, Jamie and I

15:49

are in a group chat together called, wait

15:52

for it, Olive Garden Friends.

16:00

You're at the Olive Garden, but at

16:02

the Olive Garden, you're not friends, you're family.

16:04

Yeah. What's going on with you guys? That's

16:07

the thing. We're very subversive. Okay.

16:10

We're kind of edgy in that way. It's

16:12

like when we're at Olive Garden, we're friends

16:15

is how we feel about it. Yeah.

16:19

It is manipulative. We're in this group

16:21

chat together and we were making plans

16:23

because it's right now endless, like limitless

16:26

pasta at the Olive Garden. So

16:28

we were trying to figure out when to go. Then Bryant

16:30

was like, well, I also

16:33

need to get a dunka latte.

16:37

If you don't know, apparently, and this

16:39

is what I learned upon my internet

16:41

search, it is a latte

16:45

that is made from

16:47

espresso and then something

16:50

called coffee milk. You're

16:53

like, what's coffee milk? I've heard of

16:55

cereal milk. I've not heard of coffee

16:57

milk. Coffee milk is

16:59

a blend of whole milk

17:01

and coffee extract. Coffee

17:05

extract. Okay. Yeah. So

17:07

I guess they mix that together and that's the

17:09

milk and then they put

17:11

espresso in that and that equals a

17:13

dunka latte. Now I

17:16

know. Have

17:18

you taste tested it? I have not.

17:21

Yeah, we have not. Well, we've made

17:23

grand plans to go to Olive Garden and then

17:25

go to Dunkin' Tonuts. Dunkin' Tonuts. This is just-

17:27

Or Dunkin' Tonuts. Whatever it's called. I

17:29

mean, but a latte is espresso

17:31

with the steamed milk. Yes,

17:35

but this is

17:37

taking it one step further.

17:40

Espresso with steamed coffee

17:42

milk. So it's just adding a redundant

17:44

coffee layer to this. There's more. Yeah,

17:46

there's just extra coffee, I guess. Oh,

17:49

so is it like higher caffeine because there's

17:51

a coffee extract? I guess so. Jack, let

17:53

me let's find out. I'm

17:55

on it, Miles. I'm on the Reddit thread.

17:58

So we're looking at 138. eight milligrams

18:00

total for the small Dunkle Let. That do

18:02

anything for old Banjo Eric or not? Yeah,

18:05

I mean that's not bad. That's

18:07

pretty good. That's about as

18:09

much as a drip blonde

18:12

roast of Starbucks, but

18:14

drip coffee is actually more

18:16

highly caffeinated than people give it credit for and

18:19

espresso less caffeine because it's

18:21

so little. Right, the amount.

18:23

Sure, sure, sure. Okay. Huh.

18:27

Huh. But it's a solid

18:29

amount of caffeine. I think this all feels

18:32

like I don't know when something goes

18:34

viral from Dunkin or like what Starbucks

18:36

or you know one of these coffee

18:39

chains. It's usually they're doing way too

18:42

much, right? It's like a unicorn

18:44

thing that looks like cotton candy

18:47

or some shit. But this just

18:49

feels like they've invented something called

18:52

coffee milk and yeah

18:54

are doing a latte with coffee milk.

18:57

Yeah. And I'm surprised

18:59

it doesn't already exist. Right.

19:02

Yeah. Well, they made coffee

19:05

milk. So of course it doesn't

19:07

exist. That's cutting edge technology. They

19:09

use the large Hadron collider to

19:11

invent coffee milk. Precisely.

19:13

Yeah. And they got Kristen

19:15

Wiig. This like whole they really launched this whole

19:17

Dunkin Dunkle lot. There's like merch. They're

19:19

so excited about it. They're like you

19:22

get you can get. We got to get the

19:24

beanie and the sweatpants. Yeah. Oh

19:26

yeah. You're going to want to dunk

19:28

a latte. Yeah. I

19:30

think so. That's

19:32

cool. I'm trying to imagine

19:35

wanting a big

19:37

creamy Dunkle latte after

19:39

a bowl of

19:41

endless pasta. And I can't I can't

19:44

get there. But I'm sure I'm sure

19:46

it's possible. I just know it's a

19:48

it's a pairing that makes

19:50

perfect sense. Oh 100 percent 100

19:52

percent. And you just

19:54

don't have a refined enough palette. Yeah. I'm

19:57

not there yet. Okay. Yes. that

20:01

you think is underrated, Caitlin? I

20:04

think being able to

20:06

fall asleep easily is

20:09

very underrated. And for the people that

20:11

this is true for, because it's certainly

20:13

not true for me, you

20:15

don't know how good you have it. Because

20:19

I lie awake for hours every night

20:21

trying to fall asleep. And sleep does

20:24

not come easily. So for anyone

20:26

who you, because I talk to

20:29

people all the time, they're like, oh yeah, I

20:31

can just lie down anywhere. And three minutes later,

20:33

I'm asleep no matter what time of day, no matter

20:35

where I'm at, blah, blah, blah. And

20:38

I'm like, that is a gift. No

20:41

matter what time of day? Yeah. I

20:45

think they might have narcolepsy. Yeah, that sounds

20:47

like narcolepsy. But shit,

20:49

if you have that kind of super sleep

20:51

power, fuck yeah. Shout out to you. Even

20:53

for people who just like, they're like, yeah,

20:55

it's nighttime. Time for me to go

20:58

to bed. Their head hits the

21:00

pillow, and a few minutes later, they're out. Question.

21:02

Tell me how you feel about this thing

21:04

that I'm about to bring up to you

21:06

about school. Like

21:08

most people, falling asleep in class

21:11

during puberty, like junior high high

21:13

school, I feel like is a

21:16

pretty widely shared experience.

21:19

Were you a fall or a sleeper type kid in

21:22

school? Or no, you just couldn't even

21:24

do that. Oh, shit. Oh, wow. I didn't really know

21:26

that was a thing. Because I was

21:28

sitting at the front of the class being like, I know

21:30

the answer. And then I guess everyone behind me,

21:32

I wasn't looking at those fools. Yeah. I

21:35

used to put a paper eye

21:38

over my eye in sleeping class.

21:40

Why? Like this. Like I'd

21:42

have my hand like this, but I'd have a

21:44

piece of paper that looked like an eye. So

21:46

in the back of the class, it worked a

21:48

few shared experience. Were you a

21:50

fall or a sleeper type kid in

21:52

school? Or no, you just couldn't even

21:55

do that. Oh, shit. I didn't really know that was a

21:57

thing. I was so, because I was sitting at the front

21:59

of the class. class being like, I know the

22:01

answer. And then I guess everyone behind me, I

22:04

wasn't looking at those fools. Yeah. I

22:06

used to put up, I would put a

22:09

paper eye over my eye and sleep in

22:11

class. Why? Like this? Like I'd

22:13

have my hand like this, but I'd have a piece of

22:15

paper that looked like an eye. So in the back of

22:17

the class, did that work? It worked a few times, but

22:19

everybody in class would laugh so hard. The teacher would be

22:21

like, what the fuck is wrong? And they was like, hey,

22:23

asshole, go to the principal. Wow. Like,

22:25

what do you think this is? But I

22:28

take a nap in the principal. Why

22:30

are you so mad at me for being

22:32

sleepy? Sorry, dude. I'm fucking 15, dude. And

22:35

9 11 is about to happen. Relax. And

22:38

you did know that ahead of time. Yeah. Yeah. And no

22:40

one listened to me. 9 11

22:42

was an inside job with miles. Not

22:44

even a bush. Yeah. I care.

22:47

That, that was so uncomfortable. Just like

22:49

feel it being hot in class and

22:51

like not being able to keep your

22:54

eyes open. It was the worst feeling,

22:56

but maybe not as bad as sitting

22:59

wide awake, not being able to sleep.

23:01

Yeah. Try it being 2 AM and

23:03

you're like, wow, I wish I could

23:05

fall asleep, but instead I'm having these

23:07

anxious racing thoughts that no one will

23:09

medicate me for. Oh, so

23:11

you, so it's anxiety that it's not necessarily

23:14

like you, when you start to want to

23:16

wind down, your mind just starts kind of

23:18

racing and keeps you up. Yeah. But even

23:20

on nights where I'm like, I've

23:24

been able to keep my anxiety at

23:26

bay. I still don't fall asleep easily.

23:28

Even if I have like a clear

23:30

mind, I'm not anxious about anything. I'll

23:32

still lie there for at least

23:34

like 16,

23:38

90 minutes before I fall asleep. Wow. I

23:40

don't know. Just ask, have you tried

23:43

those like guided sleep meditations? Those don't

23:45

work. I've tried every damn thing.

23:49

Oh, we've got

23:51

all magnesium, all this, uh,

23:54

you tried weed gummies and you stayed

23:56

awake. Yeah. Milligrams usually about

23:58

three. Yeah. Well,

24:00

if I take more than that, I have a panic attack

24:02

and that keeps me... Oh no, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't

24:04

do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't

24:07

shame them for taking enough to

24:09

be like when they're suffering from

24:11

anxiety. I'm like, you can't get

24:13

jiggy with three milligrams? But

24:17

anyway, I'm Gary Slime. I'm

24:20

much to a different beat, obviously, on this show.

24:24

Yeah. No, I just put

24:26

a little mask on, put the

24:28

feather directly above my mouth and

24:30

then start a honk shoeing, which

24:32

is perfectly... But he puts

24:34

the scream mask on for some reason. I do

24:36

put the scream mask on. I put my scream

24:39

mask on. I do have to fall asleep next

24:41

to my wife when she is wearing some of

24:43

the scariest skincare masks that you've ever seen. There's

24:46

a red infrared one that is a

24:48

true nightmare. Oh, you've got that, Joey?

24:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is, Caitlin,

24:53

something you think is overrated? I

24:55

think that expiration dates

24:57

on food items

25:00

are overrated and not to

25:02

be trusted. And

25:05

I go by the smell test rather

25:07

than the arbitrary number that they

25:09

make up to get you

25:11

to throw away food and buy more.

25:14

Yeah, yeah. Let's try big food. What's a

25:16

little botulism, baby? I ain't afraid. I ain't

25:19

afraid. What specifically, recently, are you talking about

25:21

milk? Because I feel like milk is always

25:23

a thing where it's like, bro, this shit

25:25

went bad a week ago. I'm

25:27

like, no, it didn't. Yeah. Well, I

25:30

don't buy dairy milk anymore. I have baby

25:32

who need it. Like eggs? I'll

25:34

be like, nah, this date. I don't know about it.

25:37

Oh, yeah. Just do the floating

25:39

test. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I

25:41

mean, obviously, some things do

25:43

go bad. Sure, sure. Dairy, meat,

25:45

etc. Yeah. But

25:48

I'm also,

25:50

I'm kind of like Gary slime in the

25:52

way that I'll be like, oh, these

25:55

strawberries are mostly rotten. Well, I'll just

25:57

eat around the rotten parts. Yeah. eat

26:00

around the rest of the real soft part.

26:02

Sometimes they're the sweetest parts. And it's like,

26:04

I just hate food waste. So I won't

26:06

I get that. I'll like make myself sick

26:09

in the interest of not throwing. Oh, God,

26:11

don't do that. But I get it. What

26:13

do you bad eggs smell like? I guess

26:15

rotten eggs, right? Yeah. Yeah. OK. I don't

26:17

think I've ever had that experience. Maybe I'm

26:19

just fucking wolf and egg forever to go

26:22

back to a while. But you can tell

26:24

if you put an egg in a glass

26:26

of water, you want that shit to stay

26:28

low in the cup. The higher you do

26:30

that, it floats. I've because there have been

26:32

times like I've taken a trip or something.

26:35

And then I forget I had like a

26:37

dozen or like, you know, there's some eggs that were

26:39

like three weeks even before I left. And I'm like,

26:41

I shit. Let's check them in there. If they're like

26:43

bobbing at the top, I'm like, OK, all right. Maybe

26:46

I can ditch these. But if they're still closer

26:48

to the bar, like an ice cube, you

26:50

can't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Got

26:53

it. OK. Yeah. Eggs are the

26:55

one thing that I've never really had

26:58

to throw out. And so I feel

27:00

like I'm just gobbling up dozens of

27:02

eggs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like

27:04

Rocky. Just right out of the

27:06

hen house near my house. Trespassing.

27:09

Yeah. I

27:11

go to the hen house by the elementary school where

27:13

they're raising them for a project to snag a couple,

27:15

eat them right there like a fox. Right. All

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And we're back. All

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right, so this is we check

31:10

in every once in a while with what Trump is saying and

31:13

oftentimes it's some Trump jazz where

31:16

he's just like riffing off to

31:18

the side about something he saw

31:20

on TV. This feels like a

31:22

concerted effort to hypnotize the women

31:25

of America. Oh no,

31:27

yeah, so during a campaign

31:29

stop in Pennsylvania. First

31:31

of all he suggested he doesn't believe

31:33

that he's not doing well with women

31:36

voters claiming that women are less safe

31:38

now and much poorer than

31:41

ever before which goes

31:43

without saying pretty fucking rich coming from

31:46

the guy who was instrumental and overturning

31:48

row and has been found liable for

31:51

sexual assault. Yeah, yeah also just

31:53

not true statistically women are doing

31:55

better economically since 2019. Well,

31:58

what stats are you looking at because because I'm looking at

32:00

the ones that agreed with what

32:02

I said. Now you're saying that's not true. Do

32:04

your own research. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He

32:07

also told women, this is the part where it

32:09

gets weird. He told

32:12

women, I am your protector. And

32:15

with me, you're not gonna be in

32:17

danger any longer. You will no longer

32:19

have anxiety from all of the problems

32:21

our country has today. That

32:23

I've created. Yeah, also you

32:25

will no longer be thinking about abortion.

32:29

Wait, what? Yeah, let me just play

32:31

it. Hearing him say it is

32:33

like mind blowing. Because the first part when he

32:35

starts out, he's like, they say I don't do

32:37

well with them. And you're like, he had no

32:39

shit, you fucking creep. What are you talking about?

32:41

But here's, this is like the beginning part where

32:43

he's like, I don't know, they say I'm bad

32:46

with women. Ugh, here's Trump. All

32:48

right, so we have to talk business.

32:50

I always thought women liked me. I

32:53

never thought I had a problem. But

32:58

the fake news keeps saying women don't like me. I

33:00

don't believe it. I think, I think,

33:03

you know why they like, they like to have

33:05

strong borders. They like to have safety. Yeah,

33:08

okay, anyway, this is the guy who like had that

33:10

like meandering press conference a couple of weeks ago. He

33:12

was like, and then in the 70s, I think the

33:14

out of the deal came out. I'm making out with

33:16

this woman. We became intimate. But she,

33:18

she wouldn't be the chosen one. This is

33:20

Mr. Sometimes they aren't hot enough for me.

33:22

But anyway, this is the part where he

33:24

says, I will be your protector. And this

33:27

is where it gets to like, you are

33:29

getting sleepy territory. Because

33:31

I am your protector. I want to be your

33:34

protector as president. I have to be your protector.

33:36

I hope you don't make too much of it.

33:38

I hope the fake news as you go, he

33:40

wants to be their protector. Well, I am as

33:42

president. I have to be your protector. I

33:45

will make you safe at the border, on

33:48

the sidewalks of your now

33:50

violent cities, in

33:52

the suburbs where you are under

33:55

migrant criminal siege, and

33:57

with our military protecting you from

33:59

foreign. enemies of which we have

34:02

many today because of the incompetent leadership

34:04

that we have. Okay, so

34:06

he's not addressing anything specifically women

34:08

would think of in terms of

34:11

like their healthcare or anything like

34:13

that or reproductive rights. It's like,

34:16

I'll keep you safe from the immigrants. I'll

34:18

keep you safe from the freaky Antifa people.

34:21

And that's sort of like his tack that

34:23

he goes on. And then yeah, he gets

34:25

on the abortion thing. We're just like, well,

34:28

and you'll forget about this whole thing, man,

34:30

just just knock off that part.

34:32

You're not going to be a danger

34:34

any longer. You will no longer have

34:36

anxiety from all of the problems of

34:38

our country has today. You will no

34:40

longer be thinking about abortion. That's like

34:42

straight abuser psychological manipulation where he's suggesting

34:44

that women are crazy for caring about

34:46

reproductive rights. Right. Exactly.

34:49

And the real problem is

34:51

loneliness and abandonment is what

34:53

he says elsewhere. Yeah,

34:55

yeah. Which can only

34:57

be fixed by voting for him. True

35:00

dictatorship. You know what I mean? And only I

35:02

can be the solution to

35:05

the problems I was the cause of.

35:10

He's basically like, come with me if you

35:12

want to live. Yeah. Shitty

35:15

Terminator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rights

35:18

Terminator. Yeah. You're supposed to be killed.

35:21

Come with me if you want to live. Yeah, I don't

35:23

know. This is it's like he's just getting sleepy.

35:26

Well, everything's just getting weirder and weirder the

35:29

closer we get somehow. Like when he said

35:31

he was going to put serial numbers on

35:33

immigrants, like it's the fucking Holocaust or some

35:36

shit. He said that last week. He's just

35:38

it's just like now that I don't know,

35:40

man, just let this motherfucker cook and I

35:42

let him the polling. The polling looks bad

35:45

in terms of support from women. So let's

35:47

just march him out there and have him

35:49

do this like act where he's

35:51

like, and I'm your protector and

35:54

your greatest threat. But I

35:56

can be either. We'll see. Anyway, I love

35:58

you. And yeah, it doesn't. I

36:00

don't know. I don't think this is going to

36:03

do much, but here. Here he is giving

36:05

at least a sound bite that he is a protector

36:07

that everyone laughs at. He

36:10

definitely sounds like he's a cult leader who is

36:12

going to be like, and I am

36:14

all of your husbands as well. And,

36:18

you know, like it feels like that's

36:20

where this goes. I'm your

36:22

protector. And then yeah, just

36:25

rather than claim that his abortion stance is

36:27

more reasonable than they assume or that they

36:29

should vote on the basis of other issues,

36:31

which is like what you, how you would expect

36:33

him to address the abortion thing. He

36:36

basically is just like, you're crazy.

36:39

Once you vote for me, you'll stop being

36:41

crazy. Everything will be cool.

36:44

You'll knock off the crazy shit and

36:46

you'll come to your senses. Well,

36:48

speaking of crazy shit, so

36:52

the people, the, the right, specifically

36:55

the maga movement has

36:57

been trying to project their penchant

37:00

for pet murder onto immigrants with

37:04

the stories about people

37:06

from Asia and Ohio as

37:09

JD Vance called them. Yeah. Obviously

37:12

we know who is actually

37:14

just unable to keep themselves

37:17

from killing beloved pets. Of

37:19

course, first we had Kristi Noem's story

37:21

in her own book about

37:24

bumping off her dog and

37:27

like how it was like kind of a tough

37:29

decision, but not really. She was using it to

37:32

illustrate that she's just like a tough

37:34

leader who's willing to do the hard

37:36

stuff, including murdering a

37:38

puppy. I'll shoot a, I'll shoot a

37:40

puppy in front of my kids, man. It's the kind of

37:42

leader I am. You know what I mean? I can do

37:45

the hard work. Okay. Thank you. But

37:47

now there are allegations that Heritage

37:49

Foundation president and project 2025 architect

37:52

Kevin Roberts repeatedly

37:55

bragged about murdering

37:57

a neighbor's dog like

37:59

this. This one is not, yeah, like,

38:02

Christy Gnomes is obviously horrifying, but this one

38:04

is just, I

38:06

don't know. It's like, it's

38:08

true, truly like criminal psychopathy.

38:11

Yeah. And he

38:13

says it a lot, apparently, like multiple

38:15

people are like, yeah, when he was

38:17

working as like a professor, like we

38:19

heard him say tell this story like

38:21

in the hallways and like at

38:24

a dinner party, like, like to people

38:26

that murdered a dog. Not only could

38:29

he not stop himself from murdering his

38:31

neighbor's dog, he couldn't stop himself from

38:33

bragging about it to other, like this

38:36

is when he was a history professor.

38:38

And he was just like telling other

38:40

history professors. Roberts allegedly bragged

38:42

to colleagues that a neighbor's pit bull

38:45

was barking and keeping his baby up.

38:47

So he killed it with a shovel.

38:50

One professor said

38:52

that he overheard Roberts telling this story in

38:54

a hallway. And two others, another professor and

38:56

her spouse claimed that they were told a

38:59

similar story from Roberts at a dinner at

39:01

his home. Yeah, yeah,

39:03

yeah, yeah. That's that's Hannibal Lecter shit

39:05

right there. Yeah. Oh my god, you

39:07

guys loving your Salisbury steak?

39:10

Well, guess what it actually

39:12

is. You probably

39:14

noticed the distinct lack of pit bull barking

39:16

this evening. It's because I killed our dinner

39:18

with a shovel. Enjoy. It was

39:21

just keeping my baby up. I

39:23

guess that's what he that's like his

39:25

justification. Yeah, well, then maybe up and

39:28

so like murdered it with a shovel.

39:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

39:32

yeah, yeah. So when his baby

39:34

keeps him up all night, right?

39:36

You know, what happened to that

39:38

baby? Still don't know. We

39:40

still don't bragging so much about that

39:42

one. No, no, no, not at all.

39:44

But yeah, this is like a really

39:47

like, I mean, like a not a it

39:50

makes sense, I guess, for someone who

39:52

is like, you know, in the driver's

39:54

seat for like, this like Christian nationalist

39:56

agenda for 2025 and a

39:59

second Trump is also

40:01

someone who will dispatch an animal because

40:03

it's Inconveniencing him and also thinks that

40:05

people around him are of a similar

40:07

mentality You know I mean like it

40:09

kind of encapsulates sort of what these

40:12

people think where they're like Yeah And

40:14

I'm gonna come out here with a

40:16

really backwards take and people a lot

40:18

of people don't agree with me That's

40:20

yeah, huh, they're just pretending not to

40:22

agree with me. They're faking the outrage.

40:25

They're all secretly murdering their

40:27

neighbors tugs and They

40:29

just They're just looking for

40:31

an excuse to make fun of old mark, right

40:35

or Kevin whatever the fuck is yeah

40:38

Yeah, it just feels like I

40:40

mean this is like real like

40:43

dangerous criminal violent

40:46

criminal like predictive behavior

40:49

like if Trump wins

40:51

he's going to have just a menagerie of

40:54

Sickos around

40:56

him to compete with like I mean

40:58

this is what like Hitler's cabinet looked

41:00

like is like a lot of people

41:02

with just like really creepy

41:05

Backgrounds and beliefs and all sorts

41:08

of just horrifying shit, but I

41:10

mean like even Hitler was a

41:12

dog lover It's

41:17

even wild to think it's like even a

41:19

bridge too far for Heinrich Himmler and Goebbels

41:22

Like a pit bull Like

41:24

what the fuck is wrong with you? But

41:27

I don't know this is just yeah again

41:29

part and parcel of like the psychology of

41:31

the people who want to be in power

41:33

For a second Trump administration or have an

41:35

influence over a second Trump administration. It's people

41:38

who are like yeah, dude I'll kill a

41:40

fucking dog and you know what guess it

41:42

like I'm like life It is not even

41:45

meaningful to me like if it's in my

41:47

way It's it's fucking trash and guess how

41:49

I can apply that to fucking everything Roberts

41:52

denies killing a dog with a shovel Okay,

41:54

but didn't bother to explain why so many

41:57

people say that he told them that he

41:59

did I

42:03

feel like you need a little bit more, a

42:05

little more to go along with your alibi if

42:08

you're going to be like, what?

42:10

A dog? No. Those

42:13

people, anyways, I'm

42:15

going to leave now. Right. Right.

42:18

People are like, so we heard you killed a dog. He's like, no, I

42:20

did not kill a dog with a shovel. And

42:22

they're like, we didn't say anything about a

42:24

shovel. I didn't kill my neighbor's pit bull when

42:26

they were asleep one night. Yeah. They were

42:28

like, I don't know. They were like, I don't

42:30

know. I didn't do that. The fuck are

42:32

you talking about? So weird. Straight up Robert Durst

42:35

shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

42:38

Kill the dog. Kill the mom.

42:40

Kill the mom. Kill the mom. Of

42:42

course. Wait, sorry. How many dogs

42:44

did you kill? What? Nothing.

42:48

Nothing. No, no, no. All?

42:51

Even though Kristine Ohm took credit for. All

42:53

right. Let's take a

42:55

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42:57

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NATO wants to improve your movie-going

44:11

experience. No wonder Biden was so

44:14

reticent to drop his bragging

44:16

about NATO. NATO's

44:20

about to do big things. They're

44:22

planning to put $2.2 billion investment

44:24

into... Oh, I'm sorry.

44:26

This is the National Association of Theater

44:28

Owners. I love that they are

44:31

just sticking with that. We're

44:34

actually the more famous NATO. So everybody

44:36

should just shut the fuck up and

44:38

stop asking us if we're that NATO.

44:41

Ask them if they're that NATO. They're that NATO,

44:43

because they're not. We are that NATO. They're

44:47

going to invest $2.2 billion in

44:50

movie theaters to

44:52

fix problems that I

44:54

personally didn't notice movies

44:57

having. But I don't know, Caitlin,

44:59

you go to more movies than I do. Thank

45:02

you so much. Are you ready? Was

45:05

this something you're asking for? They're like asking

45:07

for... They're like, we'll add bowling alleys and

45:09

video game arcades. Like

45:11

1980s shit. Better

45:14

air conditioning and better projectors and...

45:16

I don't know. Come on down

45:18

to where the movies are played.

45:20

It's dope. It's

45:22

fresh. It's Cinnamarcade. All

45:25

right. Work. Great wind world

45:27

reference. That was wonderful. Yeah,

45:30

I don't want any of that stuff necessarily.

45:33

What I do want is honestly

45:35

more air conditioning. Bad idea. AMC's

45:38

are too cold. Freezing. Oh

45:40

my God. Freezing. And so like

45:42

lay off the AC honestly. And

45:45

they're too loud. You need to

45:47

pack for mountaineering to like go

45:49

to an AMC. It's fucking... It's

45:51

like snow series. So

45:54

this is... So NATO, right?

45:56

They represent the likes of

45:58

AMC, Cinnamarc, Regal... cinemas and

46:00

they control about 70% of the market.

46:03

So they're talking like we're putting 2.2

46:05

billion like 21,000 screens basically.

46:09

And I think ever since Barbenheimer

46:11

summer, like the industry has been

46:13

really positive, like the theater industry has been really

46:15

positive, like that the movies are fully back. But

46:18

now they want to evolve in order

46:20

to compete with like smaller chains that

46:22

offer premium experiences like I pick or

46:24

Alamo Drafthouse. And we're like, how do

46:26

we get in on that. So

46:29

again, it's like arcades,

46:31

it's bowling better, better

46:33

sound systems, Caitlin, better

46:36

seating, improving concessions and

46:38

like all this other stuff, new

46:40

signs, revamped carpeting, which are like,

46:42

okay, but they also said that

46:44

the competition, the quote

46:47

competition for consumers hard earned dollars

46:49

is fiercer than ever. But I'm

46:51

like, is making the movies a

46:53

more premium experience the way like

46:55

if you acknowledge the hard earned

46:57

dollars part, but then make the

46:59

move like then make the movies

47:01

easier to go to rather

47:03

than be like, well, now you got recliners and

47:05

shit, this shit 45 bucks for a ticket. Right.

47:09

The thing that gets me to see

47:11

so many movies is any is like

47:14

a pass a movie pass the AMC

47:16

a list. Because yeah, movies

47:18

are inaccessible price wise,

47:21

right for most people unless you have some

47:23

kind of thing like that. The reason I go

47:25

to AMC is because I have the

47:27

thing so they need to like, incentivize

47:30

people that way, right not by

47:32

being like, we have a bowling alley now. And

47:34

it's like, well, I'm not, I'm going to

47:36

see a movie. I'm not gonna, I'm

47:39

not going to for fast bowling. I get

47:41

that they probably see an opportunity with like

47:43

families and shit like that. But like to

47:45

your point, Caitlin, like, if the

47:47

point, like if I think the

47:49

emphasis should be on ease rather than like,

47:51

so there's more friction as it can. So

47:54

for example, I saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice the other

47:56

night. And when her majesty and

47:58

I were looking at tickets, we basically our decision

48:00

on the price. You're like, how come the fucking

48:02

grove is like 10 bucks more than this other

48:04

theater that's like closer? Like fuck all that like

48:06

I'm gonna pay fucking $30 to be disappointed

48:09

in the movie. I'll pay I guess 20

48:11

to do that. So like I get though

48:13

to like on a premium experience is nice

48:15

for like a date night. But I just

48:18

like if I get the itch to see

48:20

something I don't want to pay more and

48:22

be like, well, I need all this other

48:24

shit. Like I've, I've always been fine with

48:26

a dark theater that has a functioning chair

48:28

that isn't dirty. And it's reasonably

48:32

temperature controlled. And

48:34

that's fine. I don't need to fucking write

48:37

like I don't think the reason I'm gonna

48:39

sit down and sit through Sonic the Hedgehog

48:41

seven is just because I get to eat

48:43

pizza in a suede recliner. Like no, make

48:46

the movie you're gonna go for the film.

48:51

The characters is called miles. Yeah.

48:53

Oh, they do have those like,

48:56

what are the what's it called? I think there are a few different

48:59

versions of this. But they basically you

49:02

you watch a movie, never heard

49:04

of it. And please

49:06

Caitlin film. It's

49:11

an existing movie like one that came out probably 1020

49:14

years ago, but it's like a beloved movie. And then

49:16

they design a menu around it.

49:18

And then they bring out so like, for example,

49:21

this is a thing with Shrek. So

49:23

you buy a ticket to this like

49:25

Shrek experience, where at certain points in

49:27

the movie, they bring out food,

49:30

like the food that they're eating on screen.

49:32

And they're like, Oh, we made this little

49:35

wax. Yeah. Little eyeball

49:37

cocktail. And you drink that but

49:39

it's whatever apple juice or some

49:41

shit. So I would pay more

49:43

money for like a fun immersive

49:45

experience like that. But that's only

49:47

like something I would do once

49:50

every six months or so. Yeah, so

49:54

something like that I get it but don't

49:57

upgrade your like

49:59

shitty theater and stick in an

50:01

arcade that I'm not going to

50:03

go to and use that to

50:05

justify higher ticket prices. Yeah, exactly.

50:08

Like we this is going to

50:10

entirely be passed on to us,

50:12

the film donors, like whatever

50:14

2.2 billion dollars, so much fucking money. Well,

50:16

and what's crazy is it's because they've made

50:18

so much money from raising their prices over

50:20

the years to that they're like, man, we

50:22

got a lot of money we can play with

50:24

right now. And that's kind of like, all

50:26

right, next phase make it more expensive. Right.

50:29

It's also like, don't spend don't give

50:31

Nicole Kidman 25 million dollars to make

50:33

a commercial for the theater that I'm

50:35

already at. Right. Like low, like make

50:37

your concession prices a little lower because

50:40

then I'll buy a popcorn, but I'm

50:42

not going to buy a $12 popcorn.

50:46

No, Caitlin, but you can't recreate poetry

50:48

like Nicole Kidman saying and we go

50:50

to the movies because here we are

50:53

in the movies. We come to this

50:55

place to laugh, to cry, to care

50:57

because we need that. They really hit

51:00

that last line where she's like, because

51:02

here it is like it's

51:04

the fucking best line that's ever

51:06

been written. It's like, we know

51:09

it is. It feels good in

51:11

a place like this. All

51:16

right. So I'm a weirdo. I mainly

51:18

go to the movies because of the

51:20

movies they are showing there. What? So

51:23

I'm a sicko. Banjo

51:26

Eric. What's that? Banjo.

51:30

Come on. The

51:33

two pictures I've heard that are actually

51:35

I think would benefit

51:37

and make like movie theaters

51:39

more solvent. One is the

51:41

one that you always talk about, Miles. Do you want to

51:44

pitch your idea? Yeah. Being able to

51:46

smoke weed in the movie. Yeah. You can smoke weed in

51:48

the theater. Smoke weed in the theater. Or at least vape

51:50

weed in the theater or have like designated smoking shows. Yeah.

51:53

Yeah. And like sell weed and like

51:55

it's basically a glorified like weed cafe

51:57

anywhere. Yeah. Because half these places got

51:59

a little. any bar out front, so

52:01

it's just fucking burn up. Whatever, okay?

52:03

All right, all right, what's one? The

52:05

other one is doing the thing

52:09

that you said, Caitlin, about

52:11

having the locally programmed, basically

52:13

replacing, there used to be

52:15

this thing at video

52:17

rental places where you would have

52:20

people who worked there who had

52:22

the same taste in movies as you, and they would

52:24

have a section of movies that they were

52:26

picking. If you create, because

52:28

the other thing that we're lacking other

52:31

than independent cinema right now is

52:33

community. If you make theaters

52:35

a place where people can have, we're

52:39

all fans of Banjo Eric's

52:41

taste in movies, and

52:44

he shows here every Wednesday and

52:47

gives a little speech before, and

52:49

then everybody comes and watches

52:52

his great movie

52:54

selections for this month, I

52:56

feel like that would be cool, especially

53:00

if it's a place where people can have

53:02

drinks and smoke like that would

53:05

actually, and local theaters do

53:07

that, but I don't know,

53:09

if you're gonna invest in making this

53:11

a really cool place, it

53:13

would be great if people could just pay to, like

53:17

right now, you can rent

53:19

a theater and screen a movie,

53:21

but it has to be one of the movies that's

53:23

out right now. It would be awesome

53:25

if you could just be like, yeah, I

53:27

want to show this movie from

53:29

the 80s, and if I

53:31

let you know a month and a half in

53:33

advance, the

53:36

fucking public library can get a book

53:38

for you that's rare, why shouldn't they be

53:40

able to just get a digital

53:43

print or a print of the movie? And

53:46

I feel like people would pay for that, and it would be a lot of

53:48

fun. Me and my friends

53:50

wanna see Dunston checks in. Hell

53:52

yeah. With the thematic menu. Yes,

53:55

Baby's Day out. Fuck

53:57

you. Can we get on the same page?

54:00

here. But yeah, it's

54:02

just so funny, what they perceive

54:05

as the friction to getting more

54:07

people in the theater, they

54:09

think it's, oh, this thing

54:11

has to cease to be a movie

54:13

theater with affordable prices rather than, I'm

54:16

sure so many of these movie

54:18

passes are becoming huge parts of

54:20

their business and realizing, oh, maybe

54:23

it should just be that it's easier to

54:25

come to the movies. And through

54:28

having more affordable prices. And I'm sure you're

54:30

going to sell, you'll offset the amount of

54:32

empty seats you have by having seats that

54:35

are just reasonably priced. But again, these are

54:37

mostly publicly traded companies. So mine has to

54:39

go up and down. They're like, yeah, they're going to

54:41

love these $2.2 billion you put

54:44

into new seats

54:46

or whatever. I feel like we're at the

54:48

peak of the cinema experience right now. I

54:50

don't know what else you need to add

54:53

for people to be like, oh

54:55

God, there's such a gaping hole in the offerings

54:57

of what a movie theater is giving people. And

55:00

I don't think I just don't see it. People

55:02

are craving that 4D experience where

55:05

they splash water in your face.

55:07

Splash me with water, make it

55:09

smell like someone farted on me.

55:11

Yeah. You call me a dirty,

55:13

filthy Banjo Eric. Yeah, exactly. All

55:16

right. Should we check

55:20

in with the billionaires? Because we are always

55:22

concerned about the billionaires. Over

55:24

the past four years, we

55:26

were worried. Bernie

55:29

Sanders got a little bit of heat. He

55:31

got some national

55:33

attention. And we on

55:35

this podcast were like, okay, that

55:37

is dangerous. What is going

55:40

to happen to the billionaires wealth

55:42

now? Because what if I become

55:44

a billionaire? Yes. Good news for those

55:46

of us with a growth mentality, billionaire

55:48

wealth has grown by 88% in the

55:50

last four

55:53

years. 48% is so wild after Trump left office.

56:00

It's grown by 88% because

56:03

the pandemic was really good for them,

56:05

because basically every event it turns out

56:07

in our current system is really good

56:09

for them because they will

56:11

take any opportunity to manipulate the

56:13

rules to be better for them.

56:16

And we live in a society

56:18

where that is entirely possible and

56:20

will not stop unless they are

56:23

stopped. So billionaire wealth,

56:25

way up, staggering amount of

56:27

money that should never be accumulated by

56:30

a single person. But

56:32

if they're not unburdening themselves of this

56:35

wealth by buying Nazi memorabilia. Yeah,

56:37

because that's apparently not allowed anymore.

56:40

Shout out Harlan Crow. What do

56:42

they do then? Where

56:44

do you take your ill-gotten gains? So the

56:46

problem with having that much money, we're learning.

56:49

It's bad for us who don't have that

56:51

much money. Also bad for

56:53

them because they go a little bit

56:55

crazy and they get

56:57

very scared of us. When

57:00

you get that much money, you

57:02

start to be afraid of all

57:05

the money you have because it is an unjust,

57:09

just irrational amount of money that you

57:11

have. And you

57:13

turn into golem and you

57:16

start just wanting to be

57:18

isolated from everything around you

57:20

and treating everyone around you

57:22

like an enemy combatant. So

57:26

that brings us to

57:28

Indian Creek, which

57:30

is a island that

57:33

is privately incorporated by billionaires

57:36

in Miami's Biscayne Bay.

57:39

Jeff Bezos recently bought

57:41

in, bought like three

57:43

homes on this island. It

57:45

is essentially a military fortress at

57:47

this point. Okay. So

57:49

it has guns and stuff? Yeah,

57:52

yeah. Well, it has, so

57:54

it has basically a cop

57:56

for every person who lives

57:58

there. Not quite. They have 19

58:00

cops and I think like 60 something

58:03

people who live there. So if

58:05

New York had the equivalent citizen

58:07

to cop ratio, it would be,

58:09

it would have like 6.5 million

58:11

cops or something like that is

58:13

pretty, but they all also have

58:16

private security for it. Like Elon

58:18

Musk travels with 20, travels

58:20

with up to 20 bodyguards at a time. So

58:23

this Indian Creek place, it used to be

58:25

just, you know, a place where rich people

58:28

lived in Miami. There is a publicly

58:31

funded bridge that goes

58:33

to the island that is part of

58:35

the Miami

58:38

like city municipality.

58:41

And it used to be a

58:43

thing where like people like this one guy

58:45

said, who, who lives like on the other

58:47

side of that bridge on the Miami side

58:49

of that bridge. So the security is very

58:51

different from how it used to be. And

58:54

then recalled a time in the early nineties

58:56

when he could bring his college friends to

58:58

Indian Creek's gate and get permission from the

59:00

police to give them a tour of the

59:03

island. Now, if he approaches the bridge, the

59:05

cops start flashing their lights and order

59:07

him to back away. Approaches,

59:10

approaches the bridge, not even on,

59:12

get the, don't even fucking approach

59:14

this bridge. We can tell what

59:16

you're thinking and no, don't

59:19

even fucking come close. You're visibly

59:21

too poor to be anywhere near

59:23

here. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Threat,

59:25

threat identified, threat identified. The, the

59:27

community on the other side of

59:29

the bridge is called surf side

59:32

and people are like, uh, and

59:34

on the island, they call it

59:36

surf with an E surf.

59:39

Oh my. So,

59:42

but if you, if you want to approach

59:44

it or just like be in the same

59:46

bay as this island, that's going

59:49

to be a bit of a

59:51

problem for the billionaires who live

59:53

there because the trees all have

59:55

AI equipped cameras that watch every

59:57

boat that passes basically between the

59:59

island and the. horizon and

1:00:01

is attempting to determine if it's a

1:00:03

threat. People who run tours out of

1:00:06

Miami Bay are like, yeah, you will

1:00:08

just see a red light lock onto

1:00:10

your boat and just follow you across

1:00:13

the entire Bay. Then

1:00:15

if you come within a certain distance,

1:00:19

basically the security force will come out, meet

1:00:22

you and probably give you some

1:00:24

bullshit ticket for creating too large

1:00:26

of a wake or something. Basically,

1:00:29

it's just stay the

1:00:31

fuck away from our island, Lebowski. A

1:00:36

lot of the surveillance technology and weaponry comes

1:00:39

from Israel. That's another

1:00:41

detail. We'll

1:00:43

link off to the article. It's worth giving it

1:00:45

a read. But in case you're a person who

1:00:47

lacks empathy and wants to know why you should

1:00:49

care about Gaza and the West Bank from

1:00:52

a self-interest perspective, it's because

1:00:54

the wealthy want to do

1:00:58

what Israel does to Palestinian people, to

1:01:00

all of us. That

1:01:03

is where they're headed. The extremely wealthy

1:01:05

want to watch you and monitor your

1:01:07

every move in the name of

1:01:09

their safety. I just want to

1:01:11

read a couple paragraphs from this

1:01:13

article. It was on MSN. I think

1:01:15

it was originally written by Business Insider.

1:01:18

It says, multiple billionaire security professionals

1:01:20

I spoke with described an increased

1:01:22

interest in security among their ultra-high

1:01:25

net worth clients. Some are

1:01:27

shelling out millions on highly trained

1:01:29

bodyguards or deploying high-tech surveillance drones.

1:01:32

Elon Musk travels with up to 20 bodyguards

1:01:34

at a time. Others are building bunkers to

1:01:36

wait out the apocalypse. In India, which we've

1:01:39

covered before on an Evergreen episode, if people

1:01:41

want to go find that. In

1:01:43

Indian Creek, if you somehow evaded

1:01:45

the island-wide surveillance dragnet that Bezos

1:01:47

and his neighbors have amassed through

1:01:49

public funding, you still have to

1:01:51

contend with the formidable private dragnets

1:01:53

guarding their individual mansions. And

1:01:55

then they speak to somebody who's an expert

1:01:58

in this. He says, security has become a

1:02:00

become a really big concern for

1:02:02

billionaires now, because there's never been

1:02:04

more talk about the divide between

1:02:07

the haves and the have nots.

1:02:09

So Brian Daniel, who operates the

1:02:11

celebrity personal assistant network, a company

1:02:13

that connects billionaires to security staff.

1:02:16

So basically, by pointing out

1:02:18

that they have too

1:02:20

much money for the

1:02:23

successful operation of

1:02:26

a civilization, we are

1:02:28

forcing them to

1:02:31

arm themselves to the teeth

1:02:33

and invest in military technology

1:02:35

to aim at us

1:02:37

when we're taking a boat

1:02:39

by their private island, their private

1:02:42

military fortress island. Oh

1:02:44

man, look, I- Also Tom Brady lives

1:02:46

here. So it's everyone from Tom Brady

1:02:48

to Bezos, baby. I

1:02:50

don't wanna have killer drones, you know?

1:02:53

That's the last thing I want, but

1:02:55

I'm sorry, pours the increase in class

1:02:57

consciousness. It's kind of freaking me out,

1:02:59

I gotta admit. So now

1:03:01

I have to arm robots with weapons because,

1:03:05

oh man, I just heard about like proletarian revolution.

1:03:07

I don't, this is like freaky stuff, this is

1:03:09

freaky stuff. So we're gonna go to this island

1:03:11

and you will fucking die if you get near the bridge. How's

1:03:13

that? How's that? Every time you

1:03:15

point out how much money I have, another

1:03:18

gun gets cocked behind me. I'm not even

1:03:20

looking back there, but you're gonna hear it.

1:03:22

And just know that you're making me

1:03:24

nervous. And when I get nervous,

1:03:26

somebody else shoots you. So, yeah. Why

1:03:31

can't more billionaires just like go

1:03:33

in those submarines looking for the

1:03:35

Titanic wreckage and then implode? Our

1:03:38

finest moment. Yeah, it's

1:03:40

really the greatest. It was like the best we

1:03:42

could hope for. Can't like

1:03:45

sea level rise just consume this island

1:03:47

or something too and just render it

1:03:49

fucking non, non operational at

1:03:51

some point. I know, I mean, maybe

1:03:53

not in the immediate future, but I

1:03:56

know that is a huge obvious concern

1:03:58

in South Florida. Yeah, Miami especially. was

1:04:00

originally dredged from the bottom

1:04:02

of Biscayne Bay. And

1:04:05

so it was like man-made, I

1:04:08

believe that's what that means. Originally just

1:04:10

a place exclusively for

1:04:12

white Gentiles that

1:04:14

where they would not allow

1:04:16

any non-white or Jewish person

1:04:19

to live. And the way

1:04:21

they enforced that is all

1:04:24

electricity was doled out by

1:04:26

the local country club. So

1:04:28

if somebody moved there and

1:04:31

was either not white or

1:04:33

Jewish, they just couldn't get

1:04:35

electricity. So, but

1:04:38

they've come along and

1:04:40

now they're super woke

1:04:42

billionaires who will kill you for not having a high

1:04:45

net worth. God, make these

1:04:47

fuckers sweat more, please. But I don't

1:04:50

know, but this is, it's interesting how

1:04:52

this, like the increase in

1:04:54

awareness around the absolute greed

1:04:57

of these freak billionaires. It

1:04:59

also is like manifests in

1:05:01

how like different political campaigns

1:05:04

are elevated or how discourse is controlled

1:05:06

because yeah, they're like, don't, we need

1:05:08

to stop with this like conscious shit.

1:05:10

Like we need more ignorant people to

1:05:12

like completely ignore the fact that I

1:05:14

exist and I might be the architect

1:05:16

of a huge portion of climate change

1:05:19

or whatever or inequality or lack of

1:05:21

access to certain things. Please just shut

1:05:23

the fuck up or else, you

1:05:25

know, more of us are gonna have to vote

1:05:27

for Trump, unfortunately. Yeah, it

1:05:29

is interesting that they, the people

1:05:32

who have access to like all the information

1:05:34

about like what they're doing to fuck up

1:05:36

the world and to keep the proper amount

1:05:38

of resources from the rest of the world,

1:05:41

they are like, we

1:05:43

better arm ourselves with fucking

1:05:45

radar on every tree. Like

1:05:48

we better treat it like a military bunker

1:05:50

because when they find out what we're doing,

1:05:52

you know, like it's very

1:05:55

telling how they are pressing. Yeah,

1:05:57

they're preparing for this violent backlash

1:05:59

Yeah, somebody else shoots you. So,

1:06:01

yeah. Why

1:06:04

can't more billionaires just like go

1:06:06

in those submarines looking for the

1:06:08

Titanic wreckage and then implode? Our

1:06:12

finest moment. Yeah, it's really

1:06:14

the greatest. It was like the best we could

1:06:16

hope for. Can't like

1:06:18

sea level rise just consume this island

1:06:20

or something too and just render it

1:06:23

fucking non-operational at some point. I know,

1:06:25

I mean, maybe not in the immediate

1:06:27

future, but I know that is a

1:06:29

huge obvious concern in South Florida. In

1:06:32

Miami. Yeah, Miami especially. I mean, it

1:06:34

was originally dredged from the bottom of

1:06:36

Biscayne Bay. And

1:06:38

so it was like man-made. I

1:06:41

believe that's what that means. Originally

1:06:43

just a place exclusively for

1:06:45

white Gentiles where

1:06:48

they would not allow any

1:06:50

non-white or Jewish person

1:06:52

to live. And the

1:06:54

way they enforced that is all

1:06:57

electricity was doled out by

1:06:59

the local country club. So

1:07:01

if somebody lived moved there

1:07:03

and was either not

1:07:05

white or Jewish, they

1:07:07

just couldn't get electricity. Wow.

1:07:11

But they they've come

1:07:13

along and now they're super

1:07:16

woke billionaires who will kill you for not having a

1:07:18

high net worth. Make

1:07:21

these fuckers sweat more, please. But

1:07:23

I don't know, but this is

1:07:25

it's interesting how this like the

1:07:28

increase in awareness around the absolute

1:07:30

greed of these freak billionaires. It

1:07:33

also is like manifests in how

1:07:35

like different political campaigns are elevated

1:07:37

or how discourse is controlled because

1:07:39

yeah, they're like, don't we need

1:07:42

to stop with this like conscious

1:07:44

shit. I mean, we need

1:07:46

more ignorant people to like completely ignore the

1:07:48

fact that I exist and I might be

1:07:50

the architect of a huge portion of climate

1:07:52

change or whatever or inequality or lack of

1:07:55

access to certain things. Please shut the

1:07:57

fuck up or else, you know, more

1:07:59

of us are going to have to. for Trump,

1:08:01

unfortunately. Yeah. It is

1:08:03

interesting that the people who

1:08:05

have access to all the information about what

1:08:07

they're doing to fuck up the world and

1:08:10

to keep the proper amount of resources from

1:08:12

the rest of the world, they

1:08:14

are like, we

1:08:16

better arm ourselves with fucking

1:08:19

radar on every tree. We

1:08:22

better treat it like a military bunker because

1:08:24

when they find out what we're doing, you

1:08:26

know, like it's very

1:08:28

telling how they are pressing.

1:08:30

Yeah, they're preparing for this

1:08:32

violent backlash from people. And

1:08:35

so we should do it. We should unleash

1:08:37

our revolution onto

1:08:40

them. They are forcing our hand

1:08:42

here, Caitlin. You're forcing our hand.

1:08:44

We're going to have to put

1:08:47

missiles next to the radars now.

1:08:49

Yeah. I was telling my friend

1:08:51

about this. He was like, why

1:08:54

have a bridge? Why

1:08:56

do they even have a bridge? And the

1:08:58

answer is because they have hundreds

1:09:01

of laborers coming out because they're

1:09:03

all constant. Jeff Bezos just bought

1:09:05

three properties and he's building them

1:09:08

into one giant mega mansion. So

1:09:11

there's tons of blue

1:09:14

collar workers having to go onto the

1:09:16

island every day. So just

1:09:19

a note. Yeah. That's

1:09:21

why. So what we need to do, we need to learn a trade.

1:09:23

We need to become masons

1:09:25

or something, get hired electricians. Yeah.

1:09:27

Very. And then we're like, yeah,

1:09:30

we're here to work on your

1:09:32

house. And then we do something

1:09:34

bad. And

1:09:36

we make their good, their

1:09:39

stone fireplace ugly.

1:09:41

Yeah. Not as

1:09:44

good. What's

1:09:46

the new Daisy Ridley movie

1:09:49

that's coming out? Daisy

1:09:53

or no, which one is it? Is it? There's

1:09:55

like some movie where it's like activists take

1:09:57

over a thing and then it's like. It's

1:10:00

all about painting activism, these boogeymen

1:10:02

type characters. Oh, yeah. That's coming

1:10:04

for sure. No, but it's funny

1:10:06

again how then you're going to

1:10:08

see movies made that are being

1:10:10

like, well, these people

1:10:12

suck because I'd love

1:10:15

to see a movie that was about what we're describing,

1:10:17

Caitlin, where it's like working people

1:10:20

being four steps ahead of billionaires in this

1:10:22

race to the end. When they think they

1:10:24

can close up shop, it's like we had

1:10:26

the keys the whole time, you know? Yeah.

1:10:28

I know that's what the Ministry for the

1:10:30

Future covers of people. We talked

1:10:33

about that last year. That's a

1:10:35

cool novel that talks about potential

1:10:37

ways to activate some

1:10:39

manner of change. But it's also, I

1:10:42

feel like if you want to actually

1:10:44

sell a movie in Hollywood, that shit's

1:10:46

not going to resonate with the studio

1:10:48

heads and the people who are approving

1:10:51

the movie. The thing that's going to resonate

1:10:53

with them is like, man, poor

1:10:55

people are getting scary, right?

1:10:59

That's why I do, I don't know, it

1:11:02

feels like now more than ever a phrase

1:11:04

that I love to say, we're

1:11:07

due, we're ripe for a

1:11:09

resurgence in independent

1:11:12

film because there's

1:11:15

better technology that people have access

1:11:17

to. And also the studios

1:11:20

are just making dog shit.

1:11:22

But I also feel like

1:11:24

we're kind of in a

1:11:26

sticky situation because distribution is

1:11:28

now being kind of controlled

1:11:30

more and more by the big

1:11:32

companies. By NATO. Yeah, by

1:11:35

NATO, exactly. I don't know,

1:11:38

I do hope that there's

1:11:40

a resurgence in people

1:11:42

making movies that actually are from

1:11:44

the perspective of people who don't

1:11:46

have a billion dollars. On

1:11:49

that note, I highly recommend the movie How

1:11:51

to Blow Up a Pipeline, which

1:11:54

is about activists who, I

1:11:57

mean, just watch the movie. synopsis

1:12:00

for the movie Cleaner, which is

1:12:02

an upcoming British action thriller film

1:12:04

starring Daisy Ridley. When

1:12:06

activists take over an energy company's

1:12:08

annual gala held at the Shard

1:12:10

in London, some more radical members

1:12:13

of their group try to take

1:12:15

the guests as hostages. And that's

1:12:17

where Daisy Ridley's character enters to,

1:12:20

to help. She's the cleaner.

1:12:22

She's like, I take care

1:12:24

of problems. Knuckle crack, knuckle

1:12:27

crack. She's

1:12:29

like apparently a soldier with a secret type

1:12:31

of character in the building. It's like, I

1:12:33

actually do have a special set of skills.

1:12:35

And I don't know why these people would

1:12:37

attack the people who are destroying

1:12:40

the earth with their energy. I don't know.

1:12:42

I don't know what exactly the tone is.

1:12:44

But that just sounds weird when you're like,

1:12:47

what the tone is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

1:12:49

This billionaire is actually fucking

1:12:51

cool. Oh, I'm sorry, just because

1:12:54

we're making the earth uninhabitable, you

1:12:56

think you can like resort to

1:12:58

this kind of extreme shit. Um,

1:13:00

I don't think so. Honey, shout

1:13:02

out Las Colteristas. Caitlin

1:13:05

Durante. What a pleasure having you

1:13:07

as always on the daily zeitgeist.

1:13:09

Where can people find you and

1:13:11

follow you? You can follow me

1:13:13

on Instagram at Caitlin Durante. Current

1:13:16

events at multisanti thoughts,

1:13:19

tweeted a picture of Christopher and

1:13:21

Tony eating out of the bottom, eating

1:13:23

outside of the bottom bang and, or

1:13:26

no, what's the place the Bing? Satriales?

1:13:29

Satriales eating outside of satriales. And he says,

1:13:32

I thought moo dang would be a cow

1:13:34

tea on account of the moo in her

1:13:36

name. That's

1:13:40

just a good looking

1:13:42

forward to having more Christopher multisanti

1:13:44

thoughts. You can find me on

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Twitter at jack underscore O'Brien. You can find

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us on Twitter at daily zeitgeist. We're at

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1:13:55

we post our episodes and our footnotes. We're

1:13:57

gonna link off to the information. So we

1:14:00

talked about in today's episode as well as

1:14:02

a song that we think you might enjoy.

1:14:05

Miles, what song do you think people might enjoy? Just

1:14:08

some classic Brazilian vibes, but

1:14:10

from, again, an artist who's

1:14:12

like a contemporary artist. This

1:14:14

track is by an artist called Roget,

1:14:17

R-O-G-E, and it's called

1:14:19

Existia Uma Vos. And

1:14:22

it's a... dude, it's a great track. If

1:14:24

you like sort of old school Brazilian music

1:14:26

like Georges Ben, that kind of stuff from

1:14:28

like the 60s and 70s, like latter day

1:14:30

Sergio Menge kind of stuff. This is sort

1:14:33

of super down that alley and it's nice

1:14:35

to listen to and it's groovy and melodic.

1:14:38

So yeah, this is the track by Roget and

1:14:40

don't make me say the name again. What

1:14:42

was the name? Oh, you want me to say

1:14:45

it again? It's Roget, R-O-G-E.

1:14:47

It's called Existia Uma Vos,

1:14:50

E-X-I-S-T-E-U-M-A-V-O-S.

1:14:56

Got it. It's like it's trapped in my

1:14:58

brain and not going anywhere. Thank you. All

1:15:01

right, we will link off to that in the footnote. For

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now. Sinele Zeitgeist does a production of

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