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with our audience we've been doing this long

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like don't know that we've had that guess that people like

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more period around us than

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just universally right is not polarizing

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it's like polarizing lot of some people might love

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greg cody more but beloved we

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don't have someone more beloved the new around here

1:29

don't think you are coach and maybe

1:31

That's very kind and, and I think, they

1:33

just love animals as nothing there with me. Stop

1:36

you being humble.

1:37

Then. On what are the most fit, the busiest

1:39

days at the zoo like a are they

1:41

holiday like were like weekdays that are holidays

1:44

kind of the holidays and are big big? Weekends

1:46

or of Easter weekend and me or

1:48

Halloween those are the biggest weekends

1:51

at the Zoo or we get to know thirty.

1:53

thousand people out here in weekend You

1:55

said you were doing interviews, what were you doing interviews

1:57

about? During interviews.

2:00

The about Iguanas falling out of trees

2:02

of the cold weather coming in doing

2:04

interviews about the bald eagle Tam and

2:06

eagled six and how they're developing and

2:08

have a gun this now worldwide audience

2:10

it's kind of gone viral which is the great to.

2:13

see the weather channel interview with them this morning's

2:15

not affect nine missile

2:18

I. Want to talk to you by both of those things as I think

2:20

we've told the story before here, Pat Riley

2:22

accidentally not knowing the area

2:24

found in his backyard a bunch. Of frozen

2:26

Iguanas, who is frozen steps

2:28

to ward off the cold and he buried

2:31

them, thinking they were dead that he was doing nice

2:33

thing, and instead he killed.

2:35

Er mer I'm Pat Riley what a visual

2:38

that is Pat Riley in his backyard of the shuttle

2:40

I have. been a lot

2:42

of people do that i imagine

2:44

Yeah. I think I've told a story before, AH,

2:47

when it first started happening, I remember was working

2:49

on key Biscayne and is guys,

2:51

you know, from Central America word one is. A delicacy,

2:53

I mean, a farm them out there like food, and

2:56

this guy was degrees huge iguanas or point

2:58

of trees as the whole on credible body stone

3:00

him in the. Back of his old or paneled station

3:02

wagon and as he's battled with these, my, you've

3:04

got the heat on inside, they started to come the

3:07

lights and he wrecked his car. I mean, they started

3:09

come up and running all of a car, ran his current

3:11

have risen coconut treats, incredible of arts

3:13

freaking out because all of you some you want is.

3:15

Came alive.

3:17

Then. Best move to do with the shovels when you get it

3:19

in the ground, our lives and then stepped

3:21

down that step in a girl and about

3:24

that crazy status or interview.

3:26

Love that run at press of

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A. Ron, have you tried Guano

3:31

have you tried it, I have I've even and Panama's

3:33

about affects our farm known? As actually pretty

3:36

good I'm not going to go to like chickens, oh, come on,

3:38

you know, it taste like whatever season may put on

3:40

and they pay season pretty well. i

3:42

was really disappointed moreover my daughter

3:44

was extremely disappointed that the tortoises

3:46

we're not out yesterday because the wilderness

3:49

it's called bow require much easier

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codes miami called by the time made

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by the time we went around the that exists

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and exists what about seventy four and was

3:58

regretting my wardrobe said

4:00

There's. Been a lot, but the problem I had to the things

4:02

way up to over five hundred pounds apiece,

4:04

we have to hurt them into that shelter

4:06

and then, as you saw. We have to keep a mocking and with

4:08

the boards because they are not the brightest bulbs

4:11

in chandelier, and what happens is still walk

4:13

out again, I think it's so. Cool, they start slowing

4:15

down and they can get back to the heat and I'll stay

4:17

stuck out there and we can have her, Emmy would

4:19

literally a few like forklifts to. Move them so

4:22

we keep him in there because we knew last night was going to because

4:24

we can do is Alyssa, get to stand in for the day

4:26

because you do.

4:28

Not. Smart enough to go back on

4:30

your own is it that are is that you guys just didn't want

4:32

to move those turtles a couple of times Saddam

4:34

hearing stressful to. Move

4:36

them, Billy, we offer you guys, yeah,

4:38

for you guys, it sounds like lot of works but

4:40

as stressful for them to okay, then I used to

4:42

being picked up.

4:44

Do. Not smart is the most damning

4:46

and soul to I have ever heard of

4:49

run McGill, Rama goes frustrated with these damn

4:51

old everything's if these

4:53

are these tortoises you haven't ya. Know

4:55

you've never said that I've never heard you

4:57

come that close to calling an animal dumps,

4:59

you yell at me every time sense

5:02

that the all these who is arms. And any

5:04

of the owl is dumb, they're all sorts of dumb

5:06

animals out of our intelligence,

5:08

not a different the hours after amounts

5:10

of the buyer's remorse on the turtles.

5:12

Because you're like you know I mean these things with like two

5:14

hundred years seem like a good idea six

5:16

the having one hour to do the.

5:19

one that we have here goliath is estimated to be one

5:21

hundred and thirty years old

5:23

When you got a euro like this is, you know, this

5:25

will be QB will come see for twenty thirty years

5:27

in Iowa with how do I with this turd? That's

5:31

why you don't work the zoo, Billy. Right?

5:34

Not. Really, between at there's been turn, there's been animals

5:36

even like it's I'm an offer

5:38

it it's time that yeah we

5:41

get it, lying space really come

5:43

on won't have. Run doesn't see will do that

5:45

with their pets don't like attacked on actually

5:47

go to, you know where it a farmer

5:49

wherever it is, sometimes people just get tired of the. Pads

5:52

and then the pack ice: "I believe Iran animal

5:54

is in pain, there is no circumstance

5:56

under which Ron would wanted dead.

6:00

Now. I have no I'm

6:02

not gonna want an animal beard, unless

6:04

like dancing is a profound sufferings

6:07

without any sign of relief any possibility

6:09

of released I do not wish death. And

6:11

I've been bitten I've been checked have been

6:13

hurt by animals, how's that feel braids

6:15

that if hurt me? No, but it's always been my

6:18

fault, realize that. What's

6:20

the plan with the and laboratory?

6:23

"The Avatar is doing well, you know, she's

6:25

being now, I mean, he's picked up some tonnage,

6:28

say a prisoner getting humanitarian and Jews.

6:31

Then. Answer: He looks really say no,

6:33

but his plan is for the girlfriend, I think it's

6:35

in Virginia, he's gotta have an

6:37

arranged marriage so to speak in Virginia,

6:39

so think. As soon as a in separate,

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your settle down little bit, they're talking about

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that was what does the said bookkeeper said

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that Dans gotta go up there. And

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do the Wild Hippo with I've I don't know what

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her name is you're saying that Dan Levin tired

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as. a young partner Yes.

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I don't know if she's younger or older than he is

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now, me, but know damn avatar the way that do

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than we streaming like we do with the Eagles Hippo pours,

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one would want lot more color hit on,

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for ethical sex. Is really

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good is, really. but no

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i don't enter out

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if a real quick their grids when i believe

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that you've never been so proud to

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a hip hop you look at what are you doing

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i need top three sexual experiences and bottom

7:30

three for rom ago and the animal kingdom

7:34

While. You're the top three I got a taste them, you

7:36

gotta look at something might the rhino

7:38

which will mount the female but,

7:41

there is no pelvic thrust you know in. The package

7:43

terms like the lions the hippos of

7:45

the elephants is no pelvic thrusts so

7:48

the sex. or weren't upon

7:50

jessica i can say this the vagina

7:52

of the female is got like a bunch of

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bike little else and so that d

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v d v penis is inserted his

8:00

Was? Kinda like they're just stroking

8:02

a thing with animals that have to do any public pressing

8:04

schools, badge of was doing the strokes

8:06

and with rhino the run will melt. The female

8:09

sometimes for an hour at time and

8:11

he'll be ejaculate like every two to five

8:13

minutes and is fantastic because

8:15

the sit up there are people ask me to. Run, how

8:17

do you know he's Jack doing all of it's what he'll do, he'll

8:19

be on top of the see now and basically she's carrying

8:21

his entire week and another? sense he does

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is like stuttering seeking togetherness

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with fluid comes up the rear end and doesn't take

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rocket scientist to figure out what's on aspects

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of that's what's happening every. Five minutes

8:32

as your I'm in assessing is guys

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that is actually resulted in

8:37

the persecution of rhinos because, as

8:39

some of you may know, why does or killed for

8:41

their? Horns because their horns are believed to be an

8:43

Aphrodisiac special, the not even horns

8:45

the just like being an amateur, the grows on the top of

8:47

the skull, it is not. An aphrodisiac,

8:49

but you know, lot of the spokes looks as if I have

8:51

that horn, maybe can get up a my wife and I can

8:53

have an object to. Visit every two to five minutes for an hour

8:56

it's not gonna happen, but that's unfortunate

8:58

demise the rhino what an amazing

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as added challenge amount of terrain

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you just covered their. On all our with

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strong information that we did not have

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number two and greatest sexual

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slavery way to humans with the hard

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way other,

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animals want the whole I'm forty. Humans

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9:19

what do you not understanding the performance I'm

9:21

struggling they've walk into my bedroom with a big

9:23

horn like my mom you're? Like yourself, as

9:26

far as we're not putting it on your forehead

9:28

I like my way into anything and I'll say

9:31

this is now works is annals of persecuted

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for. Miss from misconceptions. okay

9:36

ah you don't number two

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i guess if you wanna go with frequency guys is gonna

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be the shaw's journey spelled j

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i r d but i look at

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our don't think he's looking for frequency though

9:47

think that he was asking you are just

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like watches impressive than a voyeur

9:51

and you who do you say wow that is magnificent

9:54

sexual experience at those are animals

9:56

or have i mean the elephants is pretty incredible

9:58

because it does have I.

10:00

Know you guys going to go with this, but I'm just speaking from a

10:03

scientific point of view or takes

10:05

it does have the largest penis have

10:07

any land animals now what? Happens

10:09

is because the elephant such massive bulky

10:11

animal it's all he has to mount

10:13

the female you see, seamounts the female

10:16

and he only has about thirty seconds on top.

10:18

Of the female, he knows this because the males are so much

10:20

larger than females and after about thirty seconds

10:22

to collapse, so he doesn't do republic

10:24

resting and what he does. Is he must appeal

10:27

if you look at the penis absorbing, it's

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the best way to subs you take fire hose put

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on fire hydrant open higher than and? Let

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it go and it was just like poor mom was

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off off, and I think it's just searching

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around seats and as such as well like

10:40

a little periscope. And when it finds the female different

10:43

side of the now and then all the symbols

10:45

and you know that he reaches what he's looking for, okay,

10:48

but it's incredible to. Watch his penis, it

10:50

like it has mind of it's own skills

10:52

and totally still is totally didn't you

10:54

can look at space he's like going, you know, thirty

10:57

twenty. Nine twenty eight twenty

10:59

seven because he's counting down, he knows you get thirty six,

11:01

was he collapsed is gonna find that promised land

11:04

before she collapses and when

11:06

he does I. Mean I'm taking photographs were you

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will see smile on your comment okay

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I'm making the final four hear me away,

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and vice city funds which is lot. Of hazzard

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I'll run them but the amount that but

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the amount of ejaculate this overwhelming.

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was unbelievable fell in this area

11:23

i'm an amazing segment that

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has one more amazing sexual

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experience and i want run mcgill animals

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events to on retires

11:32

sex and the animals because the does this scientifically

11:34

for fifty minutes and people are rebutted that

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be tricky knowing all and knowing will do

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you know what than have retired as thing for several

11:41

years but will bring it out for a massive

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Right? Well, that's an exciting developed, we did

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it on mystery crate once in one, so

11:48

I'm it idly listen, do it's exceptional

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the number one I don't know if. Your ranking

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these in order, but the number one sexual

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experience in the animal kingdom, according

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to run McGill.

12:01

And is gonna sound kind of boring and initially,

12:03

but when you get to think about. Then.

12:06

You know, I always wondered where the term

12:08

screwing comes from because I've

12:10

always kind of looked at myself more like a nailer.

12:12

Okay. It's kind of boom. Boom, boom type

12:18

thing. But when you look at the penis

12:21

of pigs, it is exactly

12:23

like corkscrew comes out and

12:27

he is trying

12:30

to you where this term comes from science, That

12:33

this is this is the science of animals.

12:36

the corkscrew and he literally is screwing

12:38

up female, the garage EU

12:41

and a chance now. What?

12:43

Are the know to the magazines and I agree,

12:46

with you had my see magazine imagine

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situation met a noise

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it's going well for the things

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it. Sounds like better than others, but I like

12:54

that what's amazing is your talked about the be

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devalued from the else, but in

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relative to with size, the pig predict

13:01

produces. The largest amount of the jackie

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with projects a nation or and average

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bore will produce pint of

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pints of ejaculate and jackass

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that lot of podcast description

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patch as. is understood

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to give you some information in education i know russia

13:21

or more words were tiptoeing on a fine

13:23

line here but i'm trying not to use any banning

13:25

i'm saying exactly what it's mistrust fascinates

13:28

listen to the zoo and any given day and

13:30

everybody's in front of one exhibits and of looking at the animals

13:32

doing something i'm okay with the do it they're

13:34

screwing attacks because people have assassinated

13:37

by that's because you know what sex is beautiful

13:39

think it's wonderful things we don't want to get caught

13:41

up in some you know some better adult

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bookstore because will give stereotype been labeled

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rights but if you can see something really instincts

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at family institution like of soothes you're going

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to watch because nobody's gonna leave with you there dear

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mope around there pole please men see

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think of yourself as mailer One

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hundred and ten. percent

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A. Pig, as

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the penis is true as now for

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as the pig have to like the spin

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on or in front of schools by something as he.

14:08

Pushes it is this gonna, move decision,

14:12

to make not what it does

14:14

but he's as he as Chris

14:17

out of interest in story to have

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been doing. Like somersaults

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to console sales assassin

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on out of ignorance for a. penis didn't

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screw it doesn't

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of the as photographed all possible lot

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of teach him off of it also has changed

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massive then we all love that would host

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of other be answered to his other

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closed doors that the three worse in

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the animal dang them are the three us

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most pathetic or less

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oreos Again,

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I'm gonna go with that Shaw's dirt, the J.

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I. are the biggest know it has the record

14:55

for frequency, it'll breed of female

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like. Every fifteen

15:00

seconds for an hour.

15:02

Okay. But enough fifteen seconds

15:04

about twelve seconds his recovery time, it's one of those

15:06

things where they if, you blink you've

15:08

missed, okay now some you guys may

15:10

be saying welcome. To my health, but this something

15:13

that is common in the Shah's dirt is just

15:15

so fast, it's like what that was that

15:17

you can see the female spacey does. The same thing stirs up

15:19

with a whole that. the

15:22

second most pathetic authorial

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Then. These

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and on I don't know if anything's really pathetic,

15:31

think the bad and few minutes.

15:33

That. I wasn't humans as

15:36

humans can be pretty pathetic, let's

15:38

be honest with me pretty pathetic, aren't there

15:40

like painful sexual experiences the a

15:42

lawyer and absolutely don't obsess

15:45

tattoo? The business probably the greatest

15:48

know poster child for painful sex because

15:50

tattoo this is have thorns on mess spines

15:53

like spike, some sort of fully arrest those

15:55

spikes point backwards. Like C.C.

15:57

so when he sits in the female. Quickly,

16:00

however, if he tries to withdraw it

16:02

while it's still arrests those fleshy spines

16:05

they raised the sides of the bachelor

16:07

walls of cast of uber domestic

16:09

cats reading, it sounds like this of sorts with like. Oh

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Ah and another city

16:17

of your that's, when withdraws

16:20

and he reached the bench and was gonna out

16:22

that hurts but this what's

16:24

really important to understand. that

16:27

reiki the badger the walls is what

16:29

starts observation and see now

16:31

so as he's doing that still to screw

16:33

up like three or four types of toronto be the heck

16:36

out of as he withdraws and he scratches

16:38

or badge of walls but then he realized

16:40

of it either i can't move because she's

16:42

beating me up every time do this because a

16:44

breed every twenty minutes of time for two or three days

16:47

Then. He stays there, put the what that does you see that's

16:49

neat you're saying okay now you've got her obsoleting

16:52

because you scratch those bad and while several times

16:54

now you gotta. Stay still so as

16:56

much seem and reach his or her original

16:59

ah ovaries as possible so that she becomes

17:01

and back and seventy.

17:02

Mike. Really need to a major works, what are we gonna

17:04

do, Mike, lot of parents like to listen

17:07

to this sound, now we know to

17:09

ask these questions are not hold? On

17:11

just what we need to put warning on this on

17:14

this, our Ron McGill work so

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blue and children be careful like

17:18

they need us lot of is this. Is Blue the

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adding the scientific as scientist

17:22

at any was now, but lot of people listen

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when my when I do? My talk, it's only adults

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17:31

don't be too, it's my own kids and their adult don't

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17:35

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17:37

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we don't. Need him to be polarizing up,

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for the sports we don't do that anymore, go ahead

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Chris Cooper's embassies. In years of Matt,

23:10

Jones sitting on the sidelines during the blow

23:12

out of getting coat stuff by Josh

23:14

McDaniels and all he could look at was

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his breath as Video is great

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you could see that. Much of because it seem like

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fire hose of breath, it wasn't just

23:28

that it was his breath, it was lot of

23:30

breath there was an under it was. Really cold

23:32

there were couple of funny things

23:34

that happen first of all George Allen

23:36

sold day and preceding before the games

23:39

that he didn't need. layers and

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many balance or after the game because

23:43

he lied to

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23:46

ran out this routine was asking the question

23:48

she was slurring it because of our calls

23:50

it was a. george allen

23:53

apologizes for laughing what happened

23:55

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23:57

and the new tom brady and bilbo answered

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does

24:00

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24:02

it's is embarrassing, is a. Butler

24:04

played perfect offensive game ever punted,

24:06

didn't turn the ball over that, says embarrassed as

24:08

you've ever seen Belichick right, he prides himself on defense

24:11

couldn't do anything.

24:12

I. Mean I'm guessing if we could have seen Bella

24:14

Jack when Brady was hoisting the Lombardi

24:16

Trophy last year, that would have been the most embarrass

24:19

we seem Bill Belichick but yesterday.

24:21

Sir, or over the weekend certainly just a game,

24:23

I don't remember Belichick looking like that he takes

24:26

away, your best thing is like, oh, wow he can't

24:28

take away any is. Is getting a first round

24:30

first downs all day?

24:33

Honey, I don't think Tom Brady past seventeen

24:35

points and, like his first three playoff.

24:38

Imagine. So that against and one of the top

24:40

rated defenses in the league is a disaster,

24:42

an embarrassing disasters know what I had already,

24:45

mean, that's where the standardized they put. The state of

24:47

years in a pretty good tipper impossible place, I

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still gonna browsing Tom Brady posts seventeen

24:51

points in his first three playoff. A

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is.

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The first and second championship

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he through one touchdown pass. One

25:02

the entire place one,

25:05

so they would stand to reason what you're saying

25:08

is true tony what was the funniest thing from

25:10

the sports we go

25:14

Then. insane and Buffalo there was a monster hogs

25:16

zone on the field after Kendrick born caught

25:18

touchdown that didn't matter huge

25:21

deal those don't to feel builder they call.

25:23

The other and, they always it's

25:25

always great, did the announcers know

25:27

what it was and mention it and

25:30

play at all or did they just run away from

25:32

it? And not know, because it looks like

25:35

penalty flag instead of something that

25:37

was snazzy sex toy or not,

25:39

this happens all the time in Buffalo they throw do. Those

25:41

on the field all the time, so I think it was,

25:43

is the first time tenured born had seen it, but

25:46

think the Buffalo fans are well aware and through. Though

25:48

those on the field. my brady's

25:50

first playoff game three hundred and twelve yards

25:53

tuck rule game against the raiders the next to

25:55

that dreadful i mean dreadful hundred and fifteen

25:57

and hundred forty five your given how many points

25:59

up

26:00

Then. Form of the points and night, I know

26:02

he had the Steelers game, but had a correct

26:04

Chris go to when he posed pointed to the see the Himalayas

26:07

Bledsoe game. They are, they scored

26:09

sixteen against the Raiders, twenty four

26:11

ah I'm in the next game, and

26:13

that's why he in the superbowl get St Lois,

26:17

what Tony and saying know about. Born

26:19

reminds me of the first time my mother

26:22

went with my father and,

26:24

asked him to be discreet wait

26:27

there was somebody at the beach

26:29

who was topless and what born did

26:31

with the sex toy is what my father did with

26:33

topless woman were just he was supposed

26:35

to be subtle and he just immediately thrust out

26:38

his arm and pointed The top

26:40

of woman because he couldn't believe she didn't

26:42

have on of the to me just barely,

26:45

what was the funniest thing from the sports week then

26:47

sad Cowboy fans? so

26:50

good deal of sense now especially if you're watching

26:52

nickelodeon it's great how fast does

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stephen fast smith Enjoy!

26:57

All of that, he almost died, you see,

26:59

that's why saw the Corona virus

27:01

hospitalized them on new years or new

27:03

year's day, and then he said the virus

27:05

saved his. Life and, you know,

27:08

you would seem get an axe, I'm sorry I see

27:10

as me the vaccine save desires I'm as guilty

27:12

as supposed to talk on since are many chances.

27:15

The Monday after a

27:17

cowboy loss. The

27:20

even Smith doesn't have to do anything but laugh.

27:23

Dirty. Starting in at his house by

27:25

the way, see you nail along with the Christmas tree,

27:27

a thing I thought the same saying really

27:30

is still as the stockings has been dealing. With got

27:32

out alive and eyes and where,

27:34

are you guys will surpass you gotta have

27:36

even a packing up all his stuff on his own you

27:38

know how? does that

27:41

I. Just know that he was sick, and when I

27:43

noticed about that video is him flexing

27:45

chimney of big ceiling,

27:48

those houses aren't easy to come by

27:50

in New York City. Even he has like a said

27:52

with tools are, like he puts

27:54

like the Christmas boxes of and yeah take what

27:56

you think he says all that stuff. lifelong

27:59

single In would have do I would imagine

28:01

lifelong. Single man

28:04

with money, why would imagine would have people

28:06

do that for him.

28:08

That's what you guys noticed are just to tell

28:10

me neither I have blinds very similar to his

28:12

vows, very sorry for me, said, "Well, it's nice

28:15

do we know how first take did"

28:18

This year because first take during football

28:20

the ratings initially went down and he's trying

28:22

to do a show that is

28:25

little blacker than the average E.

28:27

S. P. N. show and him bearing

28:29

Michael Irving on Cowboys money Monday

28:32

was funny.

28:33

A. Big, you can't see the got a laugh

28:35

at what was happening Michael Irving had to go

28:38

out there and just eat it after the Cowboys

28:40

last that way, do we know? How the ratings doing

28:42

first for first take this, I would be curious,

28:44

royce what was the funniest thing from sports

28:46

weekend, their ravel and am willing

28:49

to carry this thing? Over into a be in the

28:51

funniest thing of Black History Month and as much

28:53

as, i have ah over

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nine mlk signed items

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signed am a humongous fan

29:00

of what he's done

29:02

The'and and over the last seven years

29:04

I've collected. A lot of things,

29:06

it's not only MLK, it's a lot

29:09

of black history. I own a Rosa

29:11

Parks US sign's

29:14

NAACP card, so

29:16

it was pretty shocking the day, so

29:18

I was called racist when am

29:21

a students and lover of

29:23

black history. It. Was risk,

29:26

the I never expected the reaction

29:28

that got today, I'm sorry

29:30

if people think that a white man

29:33

can't enjoy black history month I'm

29:35

sorry I'm. I'm sorry I really

29:38

am a I'm sorry if people

29:40

think that white man can't

29:42

love Martin Luther King of,

29:44

what's in these attacks forty

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pounds or? into fight

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with my says he had one point had

29:51

simply said as is bonafide

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is have an actual race

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card like before giving us the. details

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i wish

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It said no, you don't want. You can't

30:02

call me a racist because of what I own.

30:04

own the original race. Car

30:06

spaces

30:08

are having a moment right now. I

30:11

love checking out Twitter spaces,

30:13

particularly in college football,

30:15

but after team loses a big game, and

30:17

it's all and It's all like the

30:19

sports radio that you grew up loving

30:22

with no commercial breaks. You

30:24

want something passionate to say, come on in, here.

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It is, vintage sports radio with opposing,

30:29

fanbases joining in To Kill troll

30:31

them. It's really great. I love it. What

30:35

was the thing this weekend

30:37

for you? We ran out of music there we need music.

30:39

about as a certain around us off

30:41

and on, and that is? Other getty one cat I

30:43

usually don't like to piggyback on another funny

30:46

thing, but I'm not hopping and by the way

30:48

first takes ratings have gone up since the reform.

30:50

Adding there's a headline from November, the audience

30:52

continues growth since reformat from percent

30:55

year to years what it says that I am rooting

30:57

for Stephen A. Smith, "I believe

31:00

know" A lot of view.

31:02

Mobile. Underdog know a,

31:04

lot of you find him polarizing

31:06

but the reinvent the Stephen A Smith

31:08

as someone who came back to Ias

31:10

Pn and one day I

31:13

hope that continues. "To use the power

31:15

the way that is using it because, that

31:18

platforms to God's it's a tough thing

31:20

right", he ran off Max Kellerman, he admitted

31:22

that he ran. Off Maxed elements you are seeing

31:25

the way the industry

31:27

is rewarding brands now skip Bayless

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just entered the podcast markets he

31:31

just got here seventy year old Skip

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die and i happen to enjoy

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stephen happen smith's way of doing smith's

31:43

or a lot more than i enjoy skip bayless

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his way of doing it but those to

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have parlayed

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right now we're all of these guys

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for Twitter spaces in sports radio.

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seven years old, so I'm telling ya of

32:04

I was marveling at safety straight

32:06

minutes of cowboys talk to swear was

32:08

just again the sound was downs. But it's just

32:11

Shannon Sharpe laughing, smiling

32:13

and burying him and skip

32:15

bayless, taking it is the wrestling he'll

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who don't think actually cares about

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this stuff of Mike

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disputes. That might think otherwise a good

32:23

cares deeply about yourself as. The

32:29

funniest things the sports weekends duggars

32:31

Sony Bradley on the balls

32:33

gotta fight with jamarat and

32:36

Steven Adams and did it by picking

32:38

up Tony Bradley said the.

32:40

closest thing we have to have pirate in

32:42

american sports The

32:45

actual pirate like him, I told you that

32:47

guy was time travel the

32:49

and. "The pirate because he was

32:51

he was a bouncer in bar, he took giant man

32:53

and just walked him off the courts", Jimmy Butler,

32:55

you've heard Jimmy Butler quoted right, "It's soy dwight

32:57

Howard talks about pack of it" The

33:00

world's strongest man that Steven

33:02

Adams is universally regarded him

33:04

mad sport as stronger than everyone

33:07

else only Bradley's six ten to fifty

33:10

but. he doesn't seem like you'd actually harm you

33:12

is just like pirate like It

33:14

seems like put her on the pole, Guillermo does

33:16

Steven Adams look like pirate who runs

33:18

daughter work. There's. A direct

33:20

quote from Jimmy Butler on Steven Adams

33:22

(Emma), the so strong as a

33:24

half of offense, offense one of the great

33:27

stories that one of the best story.

33:29

Stand tells of yelling at Dwight

33:31

Howard as he came back to whole for allowing

33:33

rebound to pack of IQ and Dwight

33:35

Howard just sort of muttering you don't understand.

33:38

Stand that's the world's

33:40

strongest man of

33:42

and stammers just like in one okay as

33:45

of are you probably more qualified

33:47

where they're not qualified,

33:50

here than. I. do god's what was

33:52

the funniest thing from the sports i just had a visit

33:54

my fault visit forgot to find The

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reply on him.

33:59

I've got a handful of things

34:01

here that I believed to be. worthy

34:04

of funniest thing again, didn't believe

34:06

that was right, Fitzpatrick shirtless

34:08

at the Bills game, thought that was a

34:10

body double. He

34:13

seems like fonda, as yes, fad,

34:17

gets injured at water flume park,

34:19

according to color to Washington radio

34:21

station before the season, that

34:23

and why would you be shirtless of the bills

34:25

gave minor as me bills, Mafia?

34:29

Did you expect a he's quarterback have another

34:31

team when? i read some

34:34

good in the upper right says

34:36

he says that says go support all of

34:38

his team a be sigh and dog in the red

34:40

rifles shirtless of the cincinnati playoff

34:42

game would you be upset with them with mean he's playing for

34:44

the bears or when i have your mom

34:46

and what's not in his personality though if

34:48

were to tell you have all the quarterbacks in

34:50

the league who's most likely to end

34:52

up shirtless have a cold games The

34:55

harbor gratitude you guys go in with. Yeah.

35:00

Yeah I know that was on brand

35:02

has he played for the majority the team so live

35:04

in the playoffs as he live in Buffalo read

35:06

just decided will be fun to go to that

35:08

and what did he have good seats because.

35:11

it didn't look like he had good seats and again just

35:14

download plane in the game and lied to diana

35:16

receiving who was poking and speaking

35:18

from frozen breaths and breaths slur

35:20

asking her questions

35:22

Because you be so cold out there, such

35:24

as seems terrible, has he played for

35:26

the majority, the team so live in a blast?

35:29

How about you live in a he

35:31

looks to be and like the second level of?

35:33

maybe some sort of sweet level

35:36

efficacy played for the Rat Terriers,

35:38

bent on of our own rams

35:41

bucks

35:43

Here's. What's funny about that are one of the funniest

35:46

things about that because you've heard me make fun

35:48

of Tom Brady's reign over him

35:50

on all the teams in the A.F.C. fc East,

35:53

but Fitzpatrick is added, gave the guy

35:55

that Washington brought him as an old

35:57

gas and the Dolphin's headlines.

36:00

Here to compete in that sport

36:02

against Tom Brady is in the stands

36:04

at a game shirtless and frozen. Tom

36:08

Brady plays on. And

36:10

the Wall Street Journal runs in article

36:12

this last weekend. How

36:15

about Tom Brady's thirteen? Career

36:17

tackles the. We talked to the men

36:20

the. Yeah

36:22

you're on the wrong there have been many Jako

36:26

just, the I must have tripped yeah.

36:31

the thirteen guys do have been on the receiving

36:33

end of a job brittany