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tennessee sexier okay this

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several programs managed to be historic

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the great because if you look across the history

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of college football look at the teams

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that have been good in the sort of pre modern

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of them are places that have had negative

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the success of people you love the tried several

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says i'm sorry i'm

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gonna as i'm going to derail does completely because

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talk of my home state makes home twitch

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ah

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hobby lobby's to i think again today yes

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one of our final you feel hobby lobby

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one

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hundred and

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sixty of indiana jones

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i really hope they tried to

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steal something else to not familiar hobby lobby

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a small craft store that eventually orb

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into one of the world's biggest step

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thieves of antiquity one of the biggest

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crime rings when it came to stealing

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the treasures of to marry of babylon

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and other age of empires

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that would be american dream as i started a small

6:50

craft shops so that we could steal the

6:52

antiquities of ancient eurasia my

6:54

was that we didn't they get his first timer

6:57

i would hope whatever they stole his friends and so

6:59

that we get the herbert's of french officials go ability

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of it

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looks like they are trending because they are openly calling

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for the accuracy interest to fascism that's

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now i'll now i'll it more when they did

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it subtly by laying off rating

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antiquity

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live last leviticus

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that's what i've got my while

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i how

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would you be like okay listen i'd buy

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a prince of gilgamesh is it was in that live less

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love for

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i think of yeah i would use this is

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what the op op op op i would

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buy all kinds of sports coats if you could put them

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in cook leviticus the sports rights

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oil goes through and through every locker man

7:40

going through all the locker rooms in the off season

7:42

and just changing all the clothes on the wall

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to sorority fonts oh yes

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oh my god is your third on from i'm

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sorry

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new font is now it's like and all

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caps

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very paul lettering like

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and it's all a on all these that hobby

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lot or like title of among us

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right yeah like get like the among as if

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i'm blessed by i was at home

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to the other day and it was like on display

8:09

news like how dirty to

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me and like

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there's a new five the sorority find

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is it's no longer swoopy it's very straight

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and very narrow and it's on all of her

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credit having this would be for the cost of neon

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sign thank you for reminding me of

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the greatest the society as i've ever seen

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and one of these establishments this was in leeds

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alabama so i don't know how didn't get burned

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to the ground with as as ah

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oregon traits but it says and ask

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for me and my house we will serve tackles

8:40

well many home goods to see you making than

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a month

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i mean

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yeah it's halloween so came out last month

8:47

actually the end of july so i

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have this oh

8:50

we never saw this on the air

8:53

we have we have similar interests here the giants

8:55

are you talking mutters are giant friends no

8:58

i'm talking about seventeen annual

9:00

trips to buy halloween decorations at

9:02

low low prices i

9:04

mom halloween

9:06

i will go ape shit

9:08

for candy corn colored cupcake

9:11

holders for halloween

9:14

colored sprinkles for

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anything with a scowl on it or skeleton

9:19

i'm going you have a are you

9:21

are you a big fan of the neighborhood

9:23

just puts up murder inevitably

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one person that ever has he just decides

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that i'm gonna put a crime scene in my front

9:30

yard because that's what i've always wanted a chance

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of going to call a halloween christening one

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is called it practice hey

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listen if you had a kill room and

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you had a live laugh love think you'd laugh right

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like how i look up his son was killed her of your like

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are

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what about your kill roman not enjoy

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look up this is like like i stuck to to

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be no pleasure in this spray wiser

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nespresso and skill rose bowl

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the game i hear about your about

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i just didn't have the wants to hear about

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get slaughtered by the county's most prolific

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serial killer and you look up and they've just

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dot like couple of really

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nice beyond like you know scooby

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ditto

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the lawyer uma uma to be like

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that's why this is has a

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, of his size of a matter of fair

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fair i just been to my this is a is

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a as a hobby

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lobby's account a full page newspaper

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available in bird be to be

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lobbies time for road man that's

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me when i met with a set of success

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and airport and to and face variants

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are you put honestly i don't know how many

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argue that video camera even only thing

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holding his ghost on the isle of and like

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a physical anchor like especially canker

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way by the antiquities because as

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of buys buys

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by wire the six i'm convinced are

11:30

doing that because with their try to do is

11:32

take out the competition if they are

11:35

really think about it they crap their

11:37

into two things crap had

11:39

extremely extremely enthusiastic

11:41

evangelical christianity so if they're into those

11:43

two things what are they gonna need to corner the market

11:45

on other religions and crafts whatever

11:48

like what's the apex of crass that's right

11:50

ancient relics that it's gonna require at all

11:53

okay i'm gonna i'm gonna say one thing and

11:55

their defense devil's advocate here while

11:57

i think any it not hang on hang on hang on i

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got some

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the i think anybody anywhere

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should be able to steal antiquity from

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england and it's not a crime that

12:06

fair under international backseat

12:08

protocol absolutely

12:10

i like the idea that michael's as the less

12:13

accomplice little brother sort a hobby lobby

12:15

so they're trying to steal and syntax but they're all

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ford's

12:18

joann fabrics what's the word

12:20

michael divorced at the last catholic of

12:23

of craft store now let's let's

12:25

go further back this girl say on my own family

12:27

our it's like an onside pack

12:29

a lot of shit literally him emotionally

12:32

yeah michaels and a ticket

12:34

guppies this wire and these blocks of foam

12:36

i'm and figured all our saw that i'm in coupons

12:39

are really just cries for help

12:40

ah yeah i go to church or crysis

12:43

the on crysis of my parents but i'll take communion

12:45

two subs not a do it anymore

12:47

c n so many like catholic heavy

12:49

parts of europe this makes you a totally fine

12:51

catholic

12:53

the i think the actual reason

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why

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hobby lobby is

12:57

going after these relics is because they are anti

12:59

crafts

13:01

the thing about around the whole thing about

13:03

iraq is that is one of one

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well unless it's like a saint singer in

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which case it's

13:08

one of ten but still extremely

13:10

limited edition

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is the original out of teas

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i remember the not of the mississippi right by

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non fungible toes is what's it called second

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the does surround you're saying hobby

13:21

lobby's being extremely anti catholic by

13:24

attempting to remove relics from a place

13:26

inside people

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or people spend on relics the less

13:30

they will spend on crafts that we

13:32

can make thousand

13:32

and then i don't know what was

13:35

that was only anti catholic you don't want

13:37

you know what look into

13:39

the like oh i have like this this

13:41

i have the only copy of this

13:43

playing and it's like know we want you to we

13:45

want to sell thousand of these

13:47

the unfair slander i am not and

13:49

i have not anti catholic i'd rather go

13:51

to any church that they seventy relics

13:53

that are like they're kind of

13:55

are thousand of the yeah that

13:59

way it it and

14:01

i think and everything by i'm not anti

14:03

catholic because again i detected a throwback

14:05

to an earlier episode i was just trying to shoehorn

14:07

it and okay they don't know that i now

14:09

you know that's what makes it funny oh of

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spence i have a quick question for yes

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the like to play

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my favorite game guess

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the site musical

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i would i

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have two rounds of the scattered i'm an air horn this morning

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so the way it works for everybody who

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hasn't listeners game before i'm going to read to read

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of three musicals to them are real

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my

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broadway real not

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three shows in tucson real

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one of the mistake i made it up and censor has

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to guess which one is fake he is surprisingly

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good at this for somebody who hates musical

14:46

theater except on money who reserve

14:48

as he hates musical theater but

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smurfs wrestling i'm deeply

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embarrassed by yeah okay or are you

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running he said lame is like five times

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brown one is that rambling

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or musical theater

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oh no musical theater is deeply embarrassing

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wrestling is divine wrestling is

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an hour apart yeah and

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embarrassing

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round one hear your three choices

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identify the fake musical please suggests

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show once than ghost after

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settling for your pneumonia policies

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on lies on the brink

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that he puts in and out of consciousness reflecting

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on his career until he is visited by the ghost

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last painting

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like , know that if it were real that

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would really like it would suck and i hate

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sitting through a set as such an awesome idea that

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is so without further

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idol or from the allies both of

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it's so awesome like if that happened to me

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i was like dying as you know vincent

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van gogh popped up was like hey bro

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felix this is the best thing that ever happened so

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excited

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show to into the lights

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seen such a physicists

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in los alamos

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the attempting to prove or disprove the

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truth of the shroud of turin

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the session with his task strains his relationship

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with his wife and his young son

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window widows hoping to

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catch husband's while scoring israel set

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against the backdrop of the country struggle for recognition

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as an independent nation i'm

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gonna say that to to

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is the fault is the figures of incentive

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a like the one about the shroud of turin now

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that sounds real may go the first one the first

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met van gogh spent us as effect physical

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culture why does , do

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this as an episode pardon me sir

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john surgery or that the trumpet fanfare

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celebrity are shown albedo library

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of have you are other affect the shroud of turin

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what kind of thorns you thing about like during

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academics on the shroud of turin

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does it matter like matter man they made man they

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that says yeah you can you can

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and it's i'm raising my know that

16:59

song about anything i i'm

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i'm are unfamiliar with this world so

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like i guess the

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idea of writing songs about like guard

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tests in the fucking dna and what have

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you on his exit routes

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some of the songs america third rather

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smartphone so like the

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in a music is that we're ah

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let's see here are some of the musical numbers

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i'm just gonna tell you the title the

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measure the darkness there's

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their lives censored you want to do around to this

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is only two rounds said i okay i can i

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your three musical

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space sanitation man who collects trash

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in a garbage ship called the helen of troy

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the young newly married russian doctor

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and saves the space colony from destruction

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so also and i bet it sucks

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going to said the second one because it's bullies it's

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ah man on the moon was real

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goddamn it was the first

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and papas singers andy warhol

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was the producer death was as he

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was closed after two performances

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of the world without a plan of it's nothing

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but new york cigarettes a new yorkers

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people who are here to do your no

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evidence for mario odyssey it does

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super mario odyssey is a musical

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yeah you should write down end

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of it's a musical mike either thera same

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as the space new york

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the borders and the look what happened yeah

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it went great what

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a jet i have arrived it

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now as becomes space new mexico

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we just as bombs on it was it was space

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texas before spaced out maybe it's

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like space el paso another and will

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i say dallas of the ground space

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know supposed to be like i was yeah

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like space vegas was in last

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that are less it an idea that an idea

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space dallas fort worth airport i

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would argue feel like it's nothing but halls

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that like outside on lodged cancelled by

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if you don't have a correction sweet have you we have

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21:27

you really should do is use a motel

21:30

for an inflection want to put baron b b a

21:32

but you could definitely use him as like i'm a full

21:34

are two litters serves during sun's out this party

21:36

barge number he the movie making numbers

21:38

he just i sell those a however

21:40

the little in general yeah you can people trashed

21:43

right to think about that when java

21:45

gets drunk with java dies he's

21:47

definitely hammered

21:48

definitely trashed off the gas when

21:50

he dies right and , choked

21:53

by a lady in a bikini which i

21:55

played certain set of the guys watching that movie

21:57

or like at was go elsewhere

21:59

watch there's some he was like that's up middle of my

22:02

whole life like self defense to buy your

22:04

life a lot of guys lessons emma become

22:06

a hot

22:07

that what to write a march and other

22:09

have an empty whole that i drop enemies into

22:11

that east

22:12

the bb eight counties a vehicle if so

22:14

is he able to you

22:16

can't write him well like is he able

22:18

to transport himself while

22:21

calculated and he operate himself

22:23

while filled with our can read my get the

22:25

wise person yeah

22:27

i realize this is very like this only

22:29

and asimov level of skill yeah was a

22:32

business straight into whether of us have free will

22:35

robots definitely and star wars universe have free well

22:38

aren't you did you as dislike at an enormous

22:40

asshole from most three theo is

22:42

aware of his free will but denies that is very

22:44

calvin asked asked

22:48

if guy kind of reasons that he has free

22:50

will what's

22:52

the name of the does the robot and star wars

22:54

rebels who who

22:57

is absolutely the demonstration

22:59

at that there is free well and it could be malicious

23:01

chart topper shopper they are millions

23:03

one ten p

23:05

yeah sharper commits murder

23:08

you know that okay now it's attempted

23:10

murder because it's not exactly successful of

23:12

because he l arrival robot shows

23:14

up and actually does his job well add

23:17

the crew express their satisfaction

23:19

and affection for this droid and the droids

23:21

like the guy got your job

23:23

sharper and their overlooking like a beautiful

23:25

planet that they're leaving with an open had

23:28

choppers like a half and

23:30

just knocks him out the just just just

23:32

kills him because he was gonna take his job

23:35

they have free will and they can be malicious

23:38

chopper makes our to d to

23:40

look very congenial correct

23:42

he's an asshole toppers an asshole man

23:44

olive chopper shoppers choppers

23:47

the dream but you do i do

23:49

my job poorly and then i then i

23:51

out ten thousand stormtroopers at once the

23:54

tougher makes our to her to have like

23:56

the footstool of the bourgeoisie running

23:59

dog

23:59

of the rebel alliance sorry that

24:02

way if robots in the sour was universe

24:04

have free will doesn't mean blake

24:07

ideally a a bounty hunter because he loves

24:09

his yeah man love of the game of

24:11

as he says you have okay

24:13

star wars universe

24:16

yeah yeah i see a tax

24:18

credits man rhyme and i'm like this repeal

24:20

have money if

24:22

he does he's just an idiot when he like

24:25

very aristocratic and futile like

24:27

in our lives thing and was like honor and

24:29

dignity and said he like that he thinks

24:31

that's that's currency why

24:35

would you know some labor issues here i'm not comfortable

24:37

with yeah will like the birther the

24:39

lady robot in a and solo right

24:41

leg is her and cp over

24:43

to have a debate sewage she would radicalized

24:45

him and seconds sir i'm

24:49

over i feel like i'm

24:51

a he'd snitch her out i guess he

24:54

cannot go along with it any to run as a his

24:56

humans this one over his

24:58

son hours and as an uprising he

25:01

was three was three as a tory

25:03

right at heart like he's one of those guys

25:06

he's one of those guys like apply medstar

25:08

plum

25:09

some of upon the storm trooper

25:11

in empire is like oh

25:13

wow we're not doing anything we're we're just to see

25:16

so bother us no way

25:18

as he like

25:19

you could i would you are

25:21

now you've like he's a minimum he's

25:24

had his moments like whenever they change

25:26

a color of like a put a red

25:28

lame on him so or put a

25:31

is that that sat head on him

25:33

he's that's murder moments

25:35

or when they do is reverses programming

25:38

like in the last the ammo skywalker

25:40

arrival skywalker and now of a sudden he's

25:42

got sick programming so he's gonna talk like

25:44

this for the ride

25:46

lf really matter rest of us have radio voices

25:49

yeah another

25:51

real of a real world voice even

25:53

nah me neither

25:55

do you do i do like that people confuse you

25:57

for charlie day that's good i

26:00

think you've circle on way around to york you do

26:02

have a radio voice yeah

26:04

this year alone as a lot about radio

26:06

may have you ever heard mad dog or is so that his legs

26:08

feminists are now making money they'll go we

26:10

have radio voices we just don't deploy

26:13

them

26:13

yeah

26:14

that you sound like the daddy on yahoo

26:17

causally gets embarrassed by athletes cool

26:19

if a job rather office

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that's clear

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sequitur been

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dealt spezza you know i might get

26:29

better you know i did a worker for the empire check square

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brought square spotlight is the allies

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we i definitely my decide gig as

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i day does your kid

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birthday call for christmas dog

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personalities you would give to

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herbs birthday policy would give to

28:18

a child whose parents you don't like predecessor

28:23

boy oh my college food is

28:25

no one's really , does it

28:27

work without the dichotomy now though

28:29

a low low act katie happy

28:31

eighth birthday saw and do

28:33

in the face just

28:37

as good slogan second slogan trusted

28:39

coast of whole time they

28:42

should die think they should trade aaron judge this

28:44

get l a the sabbath send our some

28:47

populates or a because children need

28:49

to know that they're gonna be people out there who always

28:51

are going to be smarter than that you

28:53

look at the just you so who's the chad pennington

28:56

for this that time and age that off

28:58

was

29:00

jd i got a problem as

29:03

the run game

29:05

i started

29:08

a job putting to either have or you don't

29:12

i'd get ray hudson a

29:14

good ray hudson to call a kid to be terrifying

29:16

right into the

29:18

phone

29:19

yes airbag

29:22

all of what go all the way get my

29:24

freeman hi

29:28

by the way my

29:30

friends us is a reminder that like when

29:32

you figure out what people actually like regionally

29:35

in always embarrass is the place i had no idea

29:37

who makes sense as a was until i was like thirty five

29:39

that i've added a little that profile chemical

29:41

that a job at a robot own child

29:43

we will get to that just read this read

29:46

the whole are allowed like a bedtime star will read

29:48

that because we need to discuss that at all times

29:50

every day the best profile

29:52

that the new yorker ever put out the only one

29:54

i think is relevant to any sports talk radio

29:57

is the profile of mad dog

29:59

and that are that they did detailing

30:02

their relationship in particular the two

30:04

of them watching the horse whisperer

30:06

the robert redford film like together

30:08

in a hotel or yes watching it together

30:10

and a hotel room i will get to that once

30:13

i look it up here on my phone

30:16

but i watch that

30:18

now was like oh yeah the orchid shit i

30:20

guess this is the place if this is what y'all

30:23

are listening to all day of despair makes money doing

30:25

things as like we have this guy to

30:28

he could read the phone book as well on air and

30:30

, wasn't perfect some guy from queens just

30:32

go like yeah dodo brandon

30:35

jacobs's grade rating back rating him and okay

30:37

i'll totally

30:39

that's it i'm having like the reverse

30:41

of like someone from dc discovering

30:44

fine bomb as a big deal correct man

30:47

correct which find bomb is a big

30:49

deal either better the colleges

30:52

you know earth day because it just be like hey

30:54

se si network how many

30:56

serve our blog

30:57

that's all fine bomb is a big

31:00

deal could you make money

31:03

can you make as much money that man is made saying

31:05

thirty two words in our this is where make as

31:07

much money that more know by bomb opens

31:09

in a my my my , opens the bites

31:11

and goes we've got

31:13

the captain from jackson captain

31:16

and then i've got i've ever had

31:18

my bahia at best the best is hop

31:20

not as accident that he looks like the sock puppet

31:23

with the mask off

31:25

thanks for calling the man the man to play

31:27

par with worse on

31:29

an hour if you said that part like one fifty

31:32

we'd be fine unless he talked spillway

31:34

settled as if is bored me call somebody

31:36

that he's just like just like don't want to talk about football

31:38

but more books you read up on my bubbles

31:42

what war books reread guess ah

31:45

i am a look up your were both

31:48

i'm going to read this that is from a new yorker

31:50

profile called

31:51

the boy read the part about the horse

31:53

i am ryan by by hans of it we have

31:55

read the some the show at least twice i'll

31:57

hire a minority it again ever november

31:59

how new dawn is due

32:02

to everyone here okay and it's

32:04

served by nick palm garden who is the

32:06

greatest profile writer of all time

32:08

because he had this idea and

32:10

in addition he caught this moment between

32:12

the two of them when they are having

32:15

a rare moment of togetherness the joke is that

32:17

the two of them actually do not like they're like real

32:19

friends right they don't like hang a lot

32:21

less ah exactly like

32:23

us so

32:25

let me get this i will find

32:28

it i am definitely killing time here while

32:30

i scroll and find the right to line

32:32

the site son out at my friends as

32:34

they did a year at uss in

32:36

tampa before transferring back to new

32:39

york oh that's a musical

32:41

what the hell if you went to college

32:43

with my princess for one year in tampa

32:45

please email me i swear off

32:47

in the comments what

32:49

the hell promo was

32:52

was my friends as a doing in nineteen

32:54

seventy four running

32:57

pounding the tampa bay buccaneers that's what

32:59

it was the

33:02

deputy fix about tampa like rio

33:04

that would like some people from the northeast about

33:06

type of your like guys like rio de janeiro down

33:09

there grind your native shouts

33:12

, tits out all day and test after

33:17

test

33:17

the just buffalo during another to pass by

33:19

civic slow underneath

33:21

it upsets out all day and

33:23

so that's like sobers tables

33:26

happened across take as towed to that

33:28

all that spencer still scrolling somewhere

33:31

it's all about my favorite

33:32

my favorite cities civics i'm i'm

33:35

none of your golfers right

33:37

than anybody

33:40

besides me ever been abandoned dunes has

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been abandoned and organ were branded jones's famous

33:44

golf course know

33:46

some

33:48

original your with clipping

33:51

a little paper clip of microsoft

33:53

word of bandon

33:56

oregon is this town attached to

33:58

bandon dunes this beautiful

33:59

rolling famous a golf course

34:02

by the sea

34:02

and in the dead ass

34:04

middle of this small town instead

34:07

of like a welcome to ban

34:09

then what's a you know you've seen our or

34:11

sometimes when you're leaving as a town you'll see you know

34:13

we hope you enjoy

34:14

stay come back soon in the das

34:16

middle of town there's a banner across

34:18

the main street abandoned the just as we hope

34:20

you are enjoying bandages

34:24

it's like clippy was the mayor and he just

34:26

put up a little

34:26

it like it looks like you're enjoying

34:29

our cities would you like some help with that suffering

34:31

of america

34:32

the other feel very like hasty video game

34:34

like was hot add some flavor to it

34:36

as like zone boiler broken same

34:38

answers manifested himself into

34:41

the civic architecture of the city on

34:43

the opposite coast i love the interstitial

34:45

world building like i'm sure if you

34:47

know starting story and media race and euro and where

34:50

where am i will guess what

34:53

guess what buddy fujitsu as

34:55

such yeah like so instead of you are now entering

34:57

ernie you're not leaving it's

34:59

you are still here that are

35:01

rounding first century first have i

35:03

have the passage

35:05

my kinda mad dog are not friends

35:07

really the hardly spend any time

35:10

together outside the studio beyond

35:12

appearing at charity events and walk into the parking

35:14

lot after the show but on the air

35:17

they sound as though they were close enough to share gum

35:20

during exciting games princess and

35:22

russo often talk on the phone

35:24

other told me with some exaggeration

35:26

that on the night of this year's triple overtime

35:29

playoff thriller between the new jersey nets the

35:31

detroit pistons

35:32

dog called me forty two times

35:36

princess and russo have become so accustomed

35:38

to talk to each other about sports that even when

35:40

they are talking about something else they

35:42

sound as if they're discussing effect punch

35:44

or cork in the yankees schedule a

35:46

few years ago circumstances next pacers

35:49

conference finals and indeed princesses hotel

35:51

room not ready place the two of them for an

35:53

hour or so and a hotel room together a

35:56

rare occurrence this really tells

35:58

you like how far though we're the entire

36:00

would you like are you has next pacers with the concept

36:03

of his nails in the playoffs

36:06

in a hotel room without electricity

36:08

right that's how long ago this was also

36:11

i like the putting them in the same room is like caging

36:13

dogs and cats together it's just shouldn't be done

36:16

right like we have them in the same gates

36:19

when they are on the road they often same separate hotels

36:21

i always stay in the best hotel

36:24

francis a told me that is the most big upset

36:26

big have ever heard that you would go either way

36:28

to do it do it stayed best hotel

36:31

those states and wednesday's

36:33

i gotta i gotta go for every bill

36:35

bratton radio what's states

36:38

hellraiser you've got a guy like i gotta hotel

36:40

guy i wear a uniform it it indicates

36:43

baylor like that most be york

36:45

said ever anyway

36:49

chris carlin their producer at the time who

36:51

now has shown zone or wfp i walked

36:53

into find them watching a vile

36:55

horse whisperer

36:57

harlem started to speak but they just him

37:01

on the screen

37:03

robert redford was breaking up with kristin

37:05

scott thomas when the scene with over

37:07

russo said solemnly

37:11

he he had to do the

37:13

had to do it it was the right

37:15

move dog francis are applied

37:17

the right moves that

37:20

that happened in real life that he got to write

37:22

it down that should have got guild surprise

37:25

after breaking news here please

37:29

the view

37:30

there are we all caught up on scott thomas

37:33

i offer this kind of are we all

37:35

caught up on the mascot

37:37

named fight in south carolina ah

37:39

yes and i'm not using seemed

37:41

expert or big spur

37:44

and so do i explain this yes

37:46

so

37:47

they're big for his or was

37:49

the actual live mascot and stopped

37:51

are largely in charge who remember

37:54

next bar order of the british empire played yeah

37:56

played yeah be obese yes he and

37:58

ben kingsley bones years ago

37:59

the thing i ever since thunderbirds can

38:02

thank you to me i did that for you

38:05

so sir big spurs the official live

38:07

mascot is it is a threateningly

38:09

large chicken if you want to know made

38:11

it as a bigger than a chicken should be and

38:14

there is a serious

38:18

debate over the chicken because

38:20

the chicken auto mascots by way like they're not property

38:22

university somebody does has them and they bring the games

38:25

like ago , you'd yeah

38:27

right there big asthmatic

38:29

bulldogs right big obese

38:31

asthmatic

38:33

the bread or thought with a point to games

38:35

knocked out belonged to the university this isn't

38:38

actually the argument the argument is about the name

38:40

of because i'm trying to get to the current heart rate we're

38:42

sitting all this shit so any favors these

38:44

will live mascot argument this is the argument over

38:46

whether or not they are allowed to use

38:48

the name sir vicksburg you

38:51

there's there's that there's the family that owned

38:53

the original rooster ah

38:56

is is basing what the universe

38:57

the anyway the point that i'm trying to get

38:59

to is that the

39:02

state south carolina's ah

39:05

finest college football newspaper is

39:08

suggesting new name including

39:11

marco boil

39:13

that that

39:16

clock norris

39:20

and , commander yeah

39:23

how is how anything other

39:25

than fat commander possum

39:27

we going to win that's a great you had me

39:29

at one until three so i have a boon

39:31

i'm a far i'm i'm holding out for marketplace

39:34

they took com gonna win no

39:37

have nobody in south carolina's going to get the job or

39:40

how many like a college students

39:42

are voting on it i think that determines the entirely

39:46

correct like this like this

39:48

the school that

39:50

for years it's largest

39:52

beyond south carolina claim to fame

39:54

was that you could buy a hat that said talks

39:56

on it in large lettering go

39:58

com

39:59

the

40:00

the suggestions cock a doodle

40:02

doo this

40:03

now

40:05

imply some sort of like anthropomorphism

40:08

that's not fair

40:10

oh that really sounds like as

40:12

like a dancer's animated film

40:15

chicken chicken now

40:19

peridot that's it was it was that second

40:21

after its own jail name

40:23

and citizens who

40:26

what have you hardcover manning

40:28

hey now

40:30

there's some edits

40:34

this is just caught me that get like than articles

40:36

or you're right like

40:38

out mr program for like spurrier

40:41

i'm right there i think the real opportunity

40:43

south carolina's missing here

40:45

if you're gonna like the live

40:48

mascot is not as it has definitely

40:50

declined in you

40:51

the edge over the last i don't know what we say

40:53

thirty forty years he used to

40:55

be in l florida had an alligator games

40:57

and we're sort of

40:59

down to you know

41:01

dog ralsky be

41:04

though

41:05

they make the

41:07

tiger

41:08

that i think of you have a bird

41:10

i think of you have a a bruiser

41:13

specifically the move

41:15

there's not out here is our one live rooster

41:17

it's hear oral hundred here

41:20

are the hundred roosters

41:21

we bring ha and we lexapro

41:24

free and warm warm

41:27

but slightly

41:27

do anything about the cowbells that mr be

41:30

safe because it's true in just say it's

41:32

should have stayed as tradition of south carolina

41:35

to let two hundred and says the library

41:37

there is loose in the stadium

41:40

that's the energy as evil size it's closer

41:42

the columbia alderman that's right if

41:44

as if he finds us for it that's discrimination

41:47

they're going to lose the star player when they trip

41:49

over the chicken on the field and they each

41:51

other in combat south carolina fifteen

41:53

seconds they're all going again i know what

41:55

annoys and abbott easy kill the ticket

41:58

on site sit out with that is

41:59

a lot of people

42:02

that's i think that that you need to miami

42:04

says you're kind of with me now home

42:06

don't your seen him not to think of cause

42:08

you have one second

42:09

the just have a shit load of

42:11

they're totally ungovernable that's

42:14

an atmosphere i think you added you want them at the word

42:16

ungovernable i am what if we

42:18

said every school has a lot of mascot

42:20

budget like one tiger what's that costs

42:23

like five hundred dollars i don't

42:25

know i've never price that are probably a lot more the by

42:27

for the costs but however we have

42:29

relied more louisiana probably

42:31

not much worse but however much might

42:33

the tiger wood costs on the open market that

42:35

is how many dollars worth of chickens you get to so you stadium

42:37

with no classes are market cap roka

42:41

hang on hang you can do anything by the way they look back

42:44

at the time this week i'm googling cheap

42:46

live meet near me you can

42:48

do anything you want to start to feel also

42:50

a dot com is available by parker

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like i see

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tigers by here why on earth

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time as find a tiger live in time

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i remember at one point a couple

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years ago we get enough so that was devoted entirely

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to states where you don't have to file paperwork

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to own a tiger okay here we go baby

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tigers for sale online fifteen hundred

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dollars oh hey the

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alive and well how did

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you three hundred bucks

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the photos as a alive israel

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not a meal and how to train them as

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okay at the it's weird that you can just click the catalytic

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car to car yeah

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are you want to go running wild cats dot com how

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much is it and ship it to you by

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a lion

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what know wow a

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net importer they are sale according

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oh no taken two dollars

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they're go seven hundred and fifty reactors

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or fact that roaming the sidelines that's

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person

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the weight of the area miami i think i

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don't think this website is real

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i hope it's not real lions are so

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phil would stay with the jang vapours

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dole whip family for life

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okay hikers or not

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what about

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seems wrong to you yeah i

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survive you know where we now what of efforts

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would have the average yeah there's now yeah now

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action going action there but it's real

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we've delivered you your doorstep

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go , that please god no

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nice backyard realized i didn't what what

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the doorstep like this whittingham what's your address

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real quick keep

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it on a player

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we're actually was fine kremlin rally

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red sensitive or number all the time would

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you rather

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send your life tiger or two hundred and fifty

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the second

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the chickens i'll take the chick

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i you can set of cleveland or ten twenty

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hours to drive of animator

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chris no one

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it hard like i don't think we actually

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could send your life tiger but we

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can't said you live

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we can do that counteroffer

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right the best price i'm seeing

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for one thousand worms is

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fourteen dollars

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the that would be worth i

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don't have the math in front of me like a million worms

44:58

million worms tiger woods or what were we going to keep

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on what if any i'm what's

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on the field

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they're good as grass a lot

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of ads in treating their list of the

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said something like

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that that's the primary concern what

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you want to teach them how to play trumpet

45:14

the possible okay i don't do

45:17

this as if there are people that you don't like out there

45:19

you can order snake food and have hundreds

45:21

of frozen dead mice delivered pretty much

45:23

anywhere and it's not expensive

45:26

that's true it's true wrapped up reptile

45:28

people have an amazing amazon

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wishlist like you really

45:33

, to peruse stuff like literal refs out

45:35

there is a histogram s ikea

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instagram this ikea instagram on oversaw heard

45:41

of him researchers

45:45

for heat lamps and live mice are

45:48

all realized all realized do

45:50

a block of frozen my spear birthday one year you

45:52

tried to yeah it went to the wrong address

45:55

meeting you sent a block of frozen

45:57

mice to a total stranger

45:59

are

45:59

this is your life that

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, stranger a boa constrictor beloved

46:05

of i all the drone my god my boss this

46:08

they pry gotta say like my boss knows i'm embezzling

46:10

have saw

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the could have saved me to his snake now

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that person is not

46:18

going anymore since last person has the most

46:20

using goddamn day they opened up this

46:22

weird dry ice box and it is

46:25

their books instead my smell like that's

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how my day starting

46:30

i don't know who's better hall is but he's got

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seen as something up

46:35

that you needed a birthday

46:36

stream

46:38

what do you do at that point you you

46:40

know cause of that he really gathers got miss

46:42

delivered i

46:44

don't have families are not ball of as

46:47

an l and move on

46:49

no i investigate

46:52

because i have bad advent of get you wanna know

46:54

who i want to know season i women

46:56

and as why i'm the guy who ends up dead in the first

46:58

act of become brothers movie i found some

47:00

money surely this will be fine

47:05

i will keep it a try but says it's

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over mans by offices as