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This is the Dunlever partial with

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the Stuttgart podcast.

0:47

I'm gonna let people look behind the

0:49

scenes here as this show perpetually

0:51

discombobulated. Now,

0:55

throws together a

0:57

segment, had a whole show

0:59

planned. Mike Ryan just fled

1:01

the room because Stuttgart said

1:04

I wanna do top five,

1:06

number five starters of all time,

1:08

and then taunted my chair and

1:10

said, you don't have anything

1:12

ready. Do you sure? You're not ready to

1:15

do this where Pawn Sure responds with,

1:17

I have ten OLLs.

1:21

Ten outside looking in

1:23

on his top five

1:24

Crazy. -- of number five

1:27

starters of all time.

1:29

Not of all time. Number five starters,

1:31

smooth games make you smile. Yes.

1:33

I've only had this problem before with you setting

1:35

this up improperly.

1:36

But of all time, number five starters

1:39

of all time. All of your names

1:41

make you smile --

1:42

Okay. -- not

1:43

of all time.

1:44

They're right then. Come on, basically.

1:45

They difference. Yeah. A

1:47

difference. It's

1:48

it

1:48

is a big difference. I'm sorry for blaspheeling

1:50

against the game. Your first

1:52

OLI, Mike, Sure.

1:55

Go ahead. Jeff Sellers.

1:58

Oh, wow.

2:00

Number 90LI. Mike

2:03

Vylecki. He's

2:06

on one of the other list. Number eight. He was

2:08

by four. Jeremy

2:10

Guthrie. Number

2:13

seven. Oh,

2:15

Dallas Perez. Number

2:20

six. Glendon

2:22

rush. Wow. Number

2:25

five, Ron

2:27

Malone. How

2:32

did he not make my final list? That's crazy.

2:34

Fantastic. Four, Rolando,

2:38

a Royal. Three,

2:44

Ricky, Alaska.

2:46

Not a number five for me, Clive. I could

2:48

jump in now.

2:49

Right. I had two OLLs, so I could

2:51

jump in now. Okay. Go ahead.

2:54

Ed lunch. Wow.

2:57

That's it. Eddy's

3:00

nuts. Eddy's And

3:03

the body type of a number five back

3:05

when they didn't care about keeping their

3:07

bodies in shape.

3:11

Where are we on euro, all eyes, Mike?

3:13

We're we're number two online. Number two,

3:16

Bruce Chen.

3:17

Wow. Fantastic. Stick.

3:21

Winning him, you've gotten Alaska as the

3:23

ace of that twin

3:24

staff. Correct? I mean,

3:25

he's like he's gone between, like, ACE

3:27

and three starter. Right? He's never been a

3:29

five for me. Never. He he's

3:31

touring there were there were years when he was

3:34

A5I know he's probably more of a three

3:36

or

3:36

four, but I just love his name. Five

3:38

is the most flexible. Right? Because a lot of these

3:40

are like bullpin guys. That, like, one

3:42

season we're a fly. Yes. Emergency starters.

3:44

Everyone's at play in this. Well, before we started,

3:46

Greg Cote was longing

3:48

for the day when there were only four starters.

3:51

Yes. I'm I'm looking at a list

3:53

here. And in eighteen eighty four,

3:56

old horse Radbourne

3:58

pitched six hundred and

4:00

seventy eight and two thirds inning.

4:03

That's

4:03

how you

4:03

doing. It's one baseball

4:04

tournament. Oh, awesome. Of course.

4:07

Yeah. Yes. I have

4:09

two things to say. Number one, I

4:11

once bought tickets to a Game of Fenway

4:13

when Pedro was gonna pitch. And I splurged

4:16

for his seats on the monster as the first year the monster

4:18

seats. Pedro's scratched. You

4:20

know who started in his place? Bruce Chen.

4:22

That's why he made my list. Won the game.

4:25

Here's my second thing. Ed Lynch is the author.

4:27

I don't know if you noticed to have one of the greatest

4:29

baseball quotes of all time, which

4:31

is he was interviewed after

4:34

a game about in which he got

4:36

knocked out of the game. Here's what he said, quote,

4:38

the bases were drunk and I painted the black

4:40

with my best yacker. But blue squeezed

4:43

me and I went full. It came back with my heater,

4:45

but the stick flares went the other way and chalk

4:47

flies for two bases. Three

4:48

earnings. Next thing I know is skipper hooks

4:50

being upset and sides with the clubby. I

4:52

love it. I love the classic number

4:54

five right there. Right. And Old

4:57

Haas went sixty and twelve in

4:59

eighteen eighty

5:00

four. Wow. Sixty

5:02

win season.

5:03

Did he win the thigh? mean, I

5:05

don't think it existed yet.

5:07

Try to finish sift and legalization.

5:08

Size something young. Size

5:10

young. Oh my

5:12

god. In one year

5:14

old house.

5:17

May not have been born in the

5:19

eighteen years. That's all the reference

5:22

said, Greg, Cody just made.

5:25

Your final OLI. Melito

5:28

Perez. Excellent. Rick

5:32

Maller.

5:36

Nick Beard. It's always funny when the

5:38

number five starter is Nick Dan,

5:41

I'm sweating right now, but I

5:44

said, I was not prepared for this. I thought we're gonna do

5:46

we were gonna, like, send a message out. There

5:48

would be a bad signal that went up,

5:51

and and I'd have chance to prepare. I didn't

5:53

have a chance and yet I still managed to conjure

5:55

a top five. So I don't have any ORIs. But I'm

5:57

ready to go with my top

5:58

five, number five star

5:59

two guys. Did you do all your OLLIs? I

6:01

left out cat murder.

6:06

Number five, Mike Sherman. Bob

6:09

Kipper.

6:10

Wow. Wow.

6:12

A good name. Yes. Wedding

6:14

him. You're number five. Wendy

6:16

Rodriguez. It was

6:18

your four and my 3II

6:21

never

6:21

I never

6:22

used 1 Rodriguez. Ridiculous. To

6:24

God's number five. Ed Whitson.

6:29

I'm looking out delighted. I'm

6:32

delighted right Why why are you so delighted? Is he because

6:34

he shot a bird at the New York Yankee

6:36

crowd? Is it because in a in

6:38

a famous fight on the field that was

6:41

shirtless every reason

6:42

why I'm smiling. That girl in Atlanta.

6:46

Number four, Mike Shure. Ryan

6:49

Roup.

6:51

X Four. Number four, Whittingham,

6:54

Claudia Vargas. Four

6:58

got storm Davis.

7:04

So storm

7:05

dangerous, man. It

7:07

was a number too.

7:08

Tony, how do you feel about everything that's happening

7:11

right now? Kind of bored. Mhmm.

7:13

I feel like we do this for a

7:15

lot of people under

7:16

thirty. Billy, how do you feel about this right

7:18

now?

7:19

I've I've stumbled into PUD Galvin. Like,

7:21

I'm just

7:21

looking up -- Yeah. -- at PUD Galvin.

7:23

Yeah. Hey. Look up look up Jack Quinn.

7:26

Jack Quinn? Okay. Well, but

7:27

Jack Quinn was his We haven't even

7:28

gotten the information on PUD Gavilan yet.

7:31

Malvernilan.

7:32

Malvernilan. Mhmm. What tell me

7:34

more about him. Paul Famer put Galvin.

7:37

What what years did he play? He he

7:39

he played from ninth eighteen

7:41

seventy five to eighteen ninety

7:43

two, unfortunately, passed away in nineteen

7:45

o

7:46

two at forty five years old. No. Rest of

7:48

Tower. Yeah.

7:50

Where were we? I don't know.

7:52

Resigorate our about mud

7:55

calvin.

7:55

Picture in alf filter, mud calvin. You might

7:57

regret that one. I think we could probably find some

8:00

and some dodgy Facebook posts

8:02

from from Budd, from Budd Galvin. I'm

8:07

gonna cancel

8:07

him. Yeah. gonna get into a risk safely

8:10

assume that white guy's location. Different

8:13

type of power. Yeah. Different type of baseball.

8:15

Players who died a hundred and twenty one years ago were

8:18

probably not the most progressive

8:19

folks.

8:20

think it's too soon to be making that assumption.

8:22

Three hundred thirty five rands, two

8:24

eighty 5ERA. Wow. Wow.

8:27

Where are we on this list?

8:28

That is Number number three on my

8:30

list. Number three. 1

8:33

Brasleton.

8:34

Wow. You were granted that. Wow. Oh.

8:36

He's 1 the guys exceptional.

8:39

Number three, winning him. Brad

8:41

Hennessy. Wow.

8:45

Number three, Stuttgart. Jiffy

8:47

Martinez.

8:52

Was he a starter? Yeah. He was.

8:54

I think I found as a closer. I've

8:57

I've never seen two human beings connect.

8:59

Like, make sure I still got over these

9:01

lists Sure. If

9:03

you if you want to make the guaranteed

9:06

make the life just just nave an oreo

9:08

from the mid eighties. Scott

9:11

McGregor.

9:18

Why is that? Why is the origin

9:20

from the mid eighties?

9:22

Why? I don't know. One of that teams.

9:24

Right?

9:26

I don't know what number we're on anymore.

9:29

Elrod number

9:30

See you

9:30

on my list, I think. Go ahead.

9:33

Brian Matus. Winning

9:38

him. Rick Vandon Hurke.

9:43

To Holland Tamar. Didn't

9:45

the Marlin try to pass him off as an ace?

9:48

He might have started on my day one. He might have

9:50

started opening day one. He started

9:52

on at Samson.

9:53

Number two, Stuttgart. Calvin Sherall,

9:56

oldie. He

9:58

was on your number four list. He was

10:00

on hold

10:02

the bodies. I

10:03

mean, like four I'm sorry.

10:06

I think he was number one on your

10:10

Number one, my shirt. Brett

10:13

Tomko.

10:14

Yes. No. Number

10:16

one, waiting ham. Wes Oberbueller.

10:21

Go ahead, Stuttgart. Floyd Bannister.

10:24

Yeah. I guess. I

10:27

guess.

10:27

So let's fireball up. Fireball up. You

10:29

any of these people are it

10:32

is a film that is alienized. It is the

10:34

only one I know. It's actively --

10:36

Not over a top ten

10:37

listeners. Spot

10:40

starters tomorrow? I mean Alright. This

10:43

is weird. Sorry, guys. I'm just I got a text

10:45

from Tony a second ago, and he asked me to do

10:47

something. So I guess I'll go ahead and do

10:48

it. He said, hey, can you run down everyone in the nineteen

10:50

eighty five Oriels? So here we go, Tony. This

10:52

is for you.

10:53

Okay. Rick Dempsey, Eddie Murray, Allen

10:55

Wiggans, Cal Ripkin, Floyd, Raeford, Mike

10:57

Young, Fred Lynn, Lee Lacey,

11:00

Larry Sheets, Jim Dwyer, Gary

11:02

Reneke, Wayne grows rich dour,

11:04

John Shelby, LenSaccata, Dan

11:06

Ford, Joe Nolan, John Lowenstein. Leo

11:09

Hernandez, Tippy Martinez, Scott

11:11

McGregor, Don, Aussie, Mike Flanagan,

11:14

Brad Havens, Ken Dixon, Mike Bottigar,

11:16

Sandy Stewart, Denny Marotta team as Storm

11:18

Davis and Bill Swaggerty. There you go.

11:21

When Sagada, I made it. That doesn't

11:23

make you smile. I

11:25

don't know what will, Dano.

11:26

Standard day. Why? Start of You know

11:29

what? Tony wanted to do Batard, but it

11:31

doesn't really matter today. A

11:33

lot of the

11:34

day.

11:34

lot of the day. A lot of the day. It is start

11:36

of the day start of the

11:38

day of the day. It

11:40

is the start of the day start

11:43

of the day start of the day.

11:45

It is the start of the day.

12:01

What do you think for turning on original sounds like you

12:03

hear the music? Yeah. No problem. Folks,

12:07

the heat, the Miami heat. Dragged

12:10

the nuggets down into the slop in the

12:12

muck last night, but the nuggets managed

12:14

to eke out a one 1 and twelve 108

12:16

win at San Vegas. That's not a

12:19

tradition.

12:19

What's that? There's two

12:20

hundred and twenty points in the game. That's not the muck.

12:25

Here are some stats for you. This

12:28

season eight of the Celtics' forty one wins

12:30

are by five points or fewer. For

12:33

Memphis, it's six out of thirty four wins.

12:36

Cleveland only five of their thirty eight wins

12:38

or five points or fewer. The Miami Heat however,

12:41

a preposterous twenty of

12:43

their thirty two wins are by five points

12:45

or fewer. And a preposterous

12:48

twelve of their twenty six losses are

12:50

by five points or fewer, which means a preposterous

12:53

thirty two of their fifty eight

12:56

games have been decided by

12:58

five points or

12:58

fewer, including ten of their last

13:01

eleven games. Preposterous.

13:06

What's wrong with that? Yeah.

13:08

It's just an enormous number of

13:10

games decided by Five Points if you were ever

13:12

three game turns on one

13:14

play in the fourth quarter. Last night, it

13:16

was Jimmy Butler missing a bunny with

13:19

fifteen seconds left. And so

13:21

they lost and if he hits that shot, they're

13:23

down by two with fifteen seconds left. I'm sure

13:25

that nuggets would have turned the ball over and they

13:27

would have won by one point. I

13:29

just I can't I hate

13:31

the team. I hate how they play. I hate

13:33

how the games go. I hate that it's

13:35

never fun to root

13:37

against them because they're always in the game

13:39

until the last second.

13:41

So they so the NBA classifies the

13:43

game as being in a clutch moment when it's

13:46

within five with five minutes

13:48

or less to go. And the heat, I

13:50

played forty one such games out

13:52

of their fifty eight. And I've been within

13:54

five with five minutes or less to

13:56

go. I

13:56

mean, that's insane. This is an

13:58

insane team. What should every single

14:01

game is

14:01

a coin flip. But should be as they

14:03

find that all their games are closed. I don't understand

14:05

what

14:05

you're lamenting.

14:06

It's bad point differential, Dana. Bad

14:08

point differential. I

14:09

mean,

14:09

they basically scored as many points this season

14:12

as they've given up. They're right they're great. I

14:14

think what I'm saying is if you hate the Miami

14:16

Heat as I do, it is

14:18

incredibly frustrating that the every

14:20

team that plays them even when it's the nuggets

14:23

or the Bucks or some good team,

14:25

it's always 106104

14:28

with thirty eight seconds left. Every single game

14:30

is full of tension. I would they rather

14:32

I would prefer if they just

14:34

blew some of these teams out because I could

14:36

turn off the game in the third quarter and save

14:38

myself some

14:39

time. But instead I have to wash until the

14:41

bitter end. Alright. You can continue

14:44

to distinguish yourself as the

14:46

world's strongest Miami heat

14:48

Batard You are that nationally

14:50

and internationally. I have just

14:53

opened the packet of baseball cards that

14:55

you gave me in Los Angeles

14:57

and my first card that I

14:59

have pulled here is Hipolito

15:02

Picciado.

15:03

Yeah. It has a

15:05

great first -- Great.

15:06

-- game in your day. I then so the people

15:08

can see Hipolito Picardo.

15:11

I've got Sam Horn, I've got

15:13

Brian Harper, you're

15:15

doing it wrong. You don't just say them all. You have

15:18

to open it so we get the sound of the --

15:19

Oh, okay. -- and it opens up the excitement. Going

15:22

through a list. Yeah. Yeah.

15:24

Eddie Taub and Sea. Oh, boy.

15:27

No. Or saved you saved

15:29

you.

15:31

Dick Showfield. Oh, wow.

15:33

Oh, very old field. Lloyd

15:36

McClendon played.

15:39

Yes. Yes. Poor

15:41

guy, man. No.

15:42

I'm his a match. You're good.

15:44

No. You

15:44

know you know him only as a guy throwing

15:46

throwing third base at the end. That's

15:48

the field.

15:48

Right? Yeah.

15:48

That's all I know for. No. took it with him.

15:52

Oh, that's right. Yeah. That's right. He took him with

15:54

him. He he yelled at the guy.

15:55

He took the many best damn sports show show

15:57

period clip shows had that clip in a at

16:00

least two dozen. Burt

16:01

He was a good player. Oh, very

16:03

good. Burt be home by eleven. I think

16:06

I

16:06

see you Batard, sure, good talking

16:08

to you, sir. Thank you. Wait. What

16:10

are we doing tomorrow for wasting every

16:12

quarter? No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

16:15

No. No.

16:16

No. No. No.

16:18

No. No. Utility

16:19

-- Just gaming pictures.

16:20

Utility guys. -- all of favorites in

16:22

the

16:22

eighteen hundreds whose history you don't wanna look

16:24

up.

16:25

Set up in. Lung relievers. We

16:28

could do so we could do non closure

16:30

relievers like set up

16:31

guys. Yeah. Set

16:32

up guys? Yes. And then

16:34

see you Batard.

16:35

We could just do none. Like none of them

16:37

at all. Not an

16:38

option, Tony. We can also stop doing

16:40

the good stuff. Yeah. Okay. Stop active.

16:42

We didn't ask Mike as big Valentine's plan.

16:44

Alienating the listeners. Did we

16:46

lose it? Mike, did you do anything special for

16:49

Valentine's Day? Or are you doing anything special

16:51

for Valentine's Day?

16:53

We have a very good friend whose birthday is today,

16:56

so every year bunch of couples get together have

16:58

like a little party for her. So

17:00

it's not a it's not an individual one

17:03

on one, you know, lovey dovey

17:05

thing. It's like a fun group egg. It's better.

17:07

When you're forty seven, it's better. It

17:10

sounds like an orgy. I mean, whoa.

17:12

Hell yeah. Bye you,

17:14

babe.

17:15

See you later, Mike. Bye.

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I think that Stuttgart has

20:22

the rare praise of

20:25

a person after winning

20:27

a championship, Stuttgart, who

20:29

has been publicly critical of

20:31

Andy Reed. Is now after

20:33

Andy Reeb has been questioned for

20:35

clock management. Now Andy Reeb

20:37

gets to be late in his career smarter

20:40

than everyone else. Because

20:43

he is the coach who

20:46

gets to benefit from the growth of

20:48

Patrick Mahomes and an offense. That

20:50

seems wildly innovative and

20:53

represents for Andy Reed, man.

20:55

You're it's easy to age out in

20:57

that sport. As the offensive

20:59

evolution continues to change

21:01

everything, it would be real easy for him to

21:03

fall behind. Yeah. And he has

21:05

it in that that second Super Bowl

21:08

is so important, not just for a

21:10

coach, but for a quarterback as well.

21:12

But, you know, that puts Andy Reid

21:14

in in rare, fight air terms

21:16

of all time greatest NFL

21:18

coaches. He's been the nine championship games.

21:21

He's hosted nine championship games.

21:23

Like some people would say Andy probably

21:26

should have even more than two rings

21:28

when he consider that he's hosted

21:30

nine. But that second ring,

21:32

Greg, as you know, would help you it puts you

21:35

in that Schula category -- Right.

21:37

-- in that Tom Landry category. It

21:39

puts you in Jimmy Johnson's category.

21:42

It puts you with the all time grades,

21:44

and that's that's what the second one is

21:46

is all about. My home said the second one

21:49

felt better than the first one because he knows what

21:51

the second one does for him at

21:53

his legacy. And so it's Andy

21:55

Reed, it's amazing. He's been able to do this

21:58

this long.

21:59

And it seems like he'll be able to win few

22:01

more before it's all said and done. I mean, he's

22:03

one of fourteen coaches now who won two

22:06

Super Bowls. It it's a whole different

22:08

pantheon. And and but

22:10

Andy Reed for his whole career

22:12

has built a phenomenal record

22:14

of winning after buy weeks, which I think is

22:17

indicative of coaching. And

22:19

and his record after buy is I don't know exactly

22:21

what it but something like thirty and

22:23

seven or something, just a crazy

22:25

success rate. So he's he's an all

22:28

I think he's definitely a hall of fame coach.

22:30

There's no question about it. But but it takes

22:32

that second Super Bowl win to

22:34

to sort of make that inarguable.

22:37

Is it weird though that, like, all the young

22:39

people like Sean McVeigh and all this stuff

22:41

have, like, obviously, there's innovations

22:44

all the time and coaches so often I mean,

22:46

that's an industry you can age really quickly.

22:48

Where from one day to the next, like John Groon comes

22:50

back in the NFL, and he's running what

22:53

appears to be stone age football in

22:55

Las Vegas until he eventually gets fired.

22:57

But any read is on the cutting

22:59

edge constantly. And

23:01

doesn't seem like someone who's overly a workaholic?

23:04

No. Maybe this is just sort of his you know, like

23:06

public persona of, you know, corn

23:08

dogs and

23:08

cheese. I mean, I don't I don't think that's accurate.

23:11

Right? I this is a man who

23:13

has spoken soaked

23:16

with grief on the family time

23:19

that has missed out from him

23:21

being a father because he's lost a son, another

23:23

one is in jail because the job is consuming.

23:26

And there is no such thing in

23:28

that position. Other than done g, I've never heard

23:30

anybody articulate late the idea of having

23:33

life balance when you're in that

23:34

position. Yeah. Jimmy Johnson has been through

23:36

that and talked about it as well. You know, the idea

23:38

of of sacrificing your your son's

23:41

childhood to do what you do and to be as successful

23:43

as you are. That's that's another layer

23:46

of Andy Reid. You know, his persona

23:48

he likes to have a good time. He makes a funny TV

23:50

commercially wears Hawaiian shirts, but

23:52

he has been through a lot of grief, which think

23:55

on a personal level makes you feel

23:57

even better for what he's

23:58

accomplished. But he will enter next year his

24:01

twenty fifth consecutive year as head

24:03

coach. And he doesn't seem

24:05

old. He doesn't seem like the game is anywhere

24:07

near passing him by. Corner

24:09

back help. Yeah. He also he's Patrick Mahomes.

24:11

Yeah. But also, like, until Patrick

24:14

Mahomes, it was, like, Alex

24:16

Smith. Yes. And Donovan

24:18

McNab, who's good, but not a great like

24:20

an all time great quarterback is -- No. --

24:22

largely been a reliable double

24:24

digit win. I looked up his record. Twenty

24:26

four seasons in the league, seventeen seasons

24:28

of double digit wins, three seasons below

24:30

five hundred. In twenty four

24:32

years.

24:32

He's great. And, like, is on the cutting

24:35

edge. And also, I thought it was really cool yesterday. We

24:37

talked some about the plays that were schemed

24:39

open. For Kansas City to get touchdowns

24:41

in the Super Bowl, and we gave Andy read

24:44

the credit, but it was revealed

24:46

by Chad Hennie it was actually Eric Bienaimi

24:48

who came up with the idea for those two

24:50

specific plays and fair play to Stuttgart as well

24:52

who was yelling me for saying why doesn't Bienaimi get this

24:54

credit? He pointed out in the meeting, they

24:57

overplay the Jet Sweep.

24:59

If we run as if we're gonna run the Jet Sweep

25:01

motion, they're gonna go for it and we

25:03

can just run the counter against it. Which they

25:05

did. So and, also, you can tell after the

25:07

game, Aniree going out of his way.

25:09

Pienemy. Pienemy kept shouting

25:11

out his guy Oh, for whatever reason

25:14

now is getting linked with off

25:16

like offensive coordinator jobs and not had coaching

25:18

jobs that, oh, Like, let let

25:20

him run your offense. Why don't you get to run the

25:22

show? There have been non play calling offensive

25:24

coordinators who have gotten head coaching

25:26

jobs. For whatever reason, Biannis gotta go be coordinator

25:28

somewhere. You

25:29

think they give the Sidfather a ring now that we're talking

25:31

about, like, who gets credit for them winning? Oh,

25:33

absolutely.

25:35

Would you give him one day? A secret ring.

25:38

He has Super Bowl rings from the Chiefs.

25:41

Does he really I mean, he worked exclusively

25:43

for Trump's case. So he

25:44

No. I mean, he worked exclusively for the Chiefs

25:47

for, like, twenty six shares. I believe

25:49

becoming an enemy. I believe the Saad

25:51

father had more to do with slowing the Philadelphia

25:53

Pass rush than the Chiefs offensive

25:56

line.

25:56

Did you imagine if someone hired this Toddfather

25:58

is being head coach before the enemy,

26:01

and at age ninety four. Congrats. You

26:04

say Andy Reid is great.

26:06

It was not his reputation before Mahomes.

26:09

It was

26:10

not. He was clock management fool,

26:12

he's guy who doesn't win enough, and you were

26:14

not here saying he was great. Well, Dan, I mean,

26:16

that's what Super Bowls do for you. Be before

26:18

Patrick Mahomes, he had it one a Super Bowl.

26:21

He made the championship game. He made a

26:23

Super Bowl with McDavid Terrell Owens,

26:25

but ever 1 one. And so you're

26:27

not one of the all time greats unless

26:29

you, you know, win at least one

26:31

Super Bowl and probably really need

26:33

to win two. He's done that. He's an all time

26:35

great. I mean, I know you hate looking

26:38

at it like that, but that's the way most people at

26:40

it. Andy Reed was a great coach

26:42

before he won the Super Bowl.

26:43

I'm just saying that you were voting

26:45

on Andy Reed

26:48

before Or is that one

26:49

before he got my homes -- Yes.

26:52

-- and now he's great, and you're willing

26:54

to give him all manner of credit because the

26:56

winner always gets the

26:57

credit. But You spent

26:59

about seventeen of those twenty four

27:01

years, maybe twenty of those twenty four years

27:04

telling me as many people were

27:05

-- It was very good. -- that

27:07

Andy Reed wasn't very good but in

27:10

fairness to his opinion

27:12

can change by the step. I cannot wait

27:14

to see on video. What

27:16

I've heard behind the scenes is

27:19

you saying to a camera

27:21

that Donovan McNab is a great quarterback.

27:23

Yeah. WALKING UP TO Donovan McNab

27:25

AND ASKING HIM FOR TWO MINUTES OF HIS

27:27

TIME. HIM SAYING NO AND THEN YOU TURNING

27:29

TO THE CAMERA AND SAYING HE WAS A DECENT QUARTER

27:32

BACK.

27:32

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. I mean, you got tired

27:34

for me. You're great. You know? These sit.

27:37

I don't care who you are. How it works? No

27:40

coincidence, by the way. Andy Reed, the star

27:42

guest of jobless football from last

27:43

week. All of a sudden, the phrase comes

27:46

pouring in. Yeah. I mean Sometimes

27:48

it's just a marriage, Dan. You know what I mean? Like,

27:50

it takes the right quarterback and coach combo.

27:53

Andy Reed needed Patrick Mahomes to win a Super

27:55

Bowl. Patrick Mahomes to win a

27:57

Super Bowl too. Neither one of them won one without

27:59

each other. Yep. Did he, though? Exactly did.

28:02

I mean, whatever coaches 1 a Super Bowl with Patrick

28:04

Mahomes. Name him.

28:05

Did Mahomes need Andy Reed to win the

28:07

Senate? I need it. Epilets and -- Yeah.

28:09

-- he were reputable. Mhmm. He would and my homes

28:11

would say the same thing. Andy Reed, fifth

28:13

all time and

28:14

wins, only coach ever to win a hundred

28:16

plus games with two different franchise sizes.

28:19

I really want to rum with the take that he probably

28:21

should have three, four, perhaps

28:23

five

28:24

rings, but I am told he might be

28:26

joining us again this week. So I will hold

28:28

off on that.

28:29

Why are you making faces, Billy? What happened?

28:31

Football season's over. Stop booking people, please.

28:34

What do you mean? You wanted Andy

28:36

Reid yesterday. You told me I

28:38

want him yesterday.

28:40

I couldn't get him yesterday, but

28:42

I might get him today.

28:43

Where'd you also chasing Kelsey

28:45

around? I'm still chasing Kelsey

28:47

around drinking. Billy,

28:50

what did you tell me? Why are you

28:52

why are you raising your eyebrows

28:55

at Stugotz.

28:56

I just had a week full of, buddy,

28:58

big things are planned with Kelsey this week. That's

29:00

fair.

29:01

Yeah. I

29:01

knew it wasn't gonna happen. Right? But I got angry.

29:04

Yeah. Good get.

29:05

And also, like, how how many guests did Stuttgart

29:08

book without your knowledge and you have to, like, work around

29:10

the schedule? Last

29:13

week, not a time. good boy. Yeah.

29:15

Well, you didn't have any time. I

29:18

was a good boy. Theory

29:21

old man. I

29:23

was a good

29:24

boy. Ron

29:27

McGill is on vacation

29:29

this

29:29

week. Must

29:30

stressful vacation. Or by the way, we were talking about this

29:32

before you left. There's no way he has a fun vacation.

29:34

Right? He doesn't relax. He's

29:35

in one of those like tan, khaki hats have,

29:37

like, the flat behind him. He's somewhere like Botswana.

29:40

I

29:40

would not be surprised if Ron McGill

29:43

took off the week of Valentine's Day

29:45

just to be romantic. He

29:48

you say, no. He

29:50

lives home with some homeless guys. I

29:51

think it's, like, crazy shit

29:53

in the

29:53

wild. Yeah. He gets big by something somewhere.

29:56

He is not drinking a piña

29:58

colada with an umbrella in

29:59

it. He is traveling. He

30:01

is seeing the world. That man

30:03

does not vacation.

30:05

You guys believe he vacations aggressively

30:08

that he is not aggressive

30:10

dangerously. Right? Like, he's in a tent somewhere.

30:12

There's a possibility a lion can come and eat him,

30:13

but he likes that he thrives off time. Right.

30:16

I agree with with Dan. I Ron

30:18

McGill is a very romantic guy. I've gotten to

30:21

know him better since we were collaborating on a

30:22

book. And McGill, what

30:25

are you laughing about Tony? What's so funny

30:27

that he can't do that, Greg? The number of

30:29

times that he now brings

30:30

up, we couldn't strike the detail from

30:32

him on this a month ago because I didn't know

30:34

him. I'm learning things about McGill, but

30:36

I did not know. Okay.

30:39

And he is one of the most romantic guys

30:41

I've ever heard about. Ron

30:44

McGill keeps a scrapbook of

30:46

every movie ticket a

30:49

matchbook from every restaurant he

30:51

and Rita have been to over the last thirty

30:53

five years since they first

30:55

Batard. Like like,

30:57

it sounds like a hoarder. Yeah.

30:58

I I mean but but who does that? I mean,

31:01

that's pretty remarkable.

31:03

Exactly who was a hoarder. A

31:05

Roman

31:05

Mash match books, an

31:07

unbelievably romantic

31:08

It sounds like it sounds like his house is full of

31:10

scrap books, weird like, trinkets, restaurants,

31:12

and just strange animal

31:14

penis bones -- Yeah. -- skull horns.

31:17

Crazy.

31:19

When is this book

31:20

coming out that you can now never

31:22

shut up about? Now all of a sudden,

31:24

wait, and all things. And at Ron McGill,

31:27

all of a sudden, he's the world's foremost

31:29

authority on Ron McGill. It's the second

31:31

most important thing in my life right now after my

31:33

racehorse. We hope it's coming

31:35

up by by late

31:36

summer. Mhmm. We're not sure.

31:39

I don't

31:39

know how quickly you can pull it

31:40

through. What kind of big deal job is like a buy

31:43

geography, autobiography. Like, what

31:45

is it? McGill and animal related.

31:47

What does that mean? That was ever a shocker.

31:49

Yeah. You have a publishing

31:51

deal?

31:51

There's a publishing deal. Oh,

31:52

very exciting. Congratulations.

31:54

Get it in

31:54

his book or get it in advance? I

31:57

signed a contract. So no advance.

32:00

Right.

32:02

Exactly. We're wrong, got what?

32:04

I I don't know the details for that. I'm not sure.

32:07

Stugotz recently Jalen

32:09

Rose was on social

32:12

media. Definitely. And

32:16

he wrote this was right

32:18

around when the cowboys were eliminated from

32:21

the playoffs. So glad

32:23

I didn't make a career of content

32:25

pretending to fake troll

32:27

the cowboys, praying

32:30

on the audience being dumb and

32:32

lazy, damn near

32:34

all shows selling clowns like its

32:36

quality content. You,

32:38

the fools. Many, many

32:41

people thought he

32:43

was going after Stephen a Smith.

32:46

Why could you

32:46

not? Yeah. Really?

32:47

Because he was going after Skip Bayless.

32:52

So people thought it was ESPN

32:54

on ESPN crime. Wow.

32:57

But it's it it it is

32:59

a criticism that would that

33:02

can be filed in both

33:03

places. It seems like a heavy play

33:05

by Jayla Rose. I think he was trying to

33:07

take out everyone and just it's a

33:09

great play. And then someone at ESPN

33:12

said, hey, who are you talking about? And he said, Skip.

33:14

And they were like,

33:14

oh, okay. Well, no. It was just people on it wasn't

33:17

even somebody at ESPN. It was people

33:19

on the Internet who were jumping into conclusions

33:21

as they often do whenever

33:24

there is something like this. But

33:26

in the coverage that your watching

33:29

here recently on football,

33:31

where do you have to go? Where

33:34

do you guys feel in

33:36

a stretched thin content

33:39

market where there are so many

33:41

people talking about football.

33:44

Analyzing football. Where

33:47

do you have to go the following

33:49

day on what it is that

33:51

you saw because this person's opinion

33:54

is an opinion that mattered. Are

33:56

we past the day when that

33:58

is so? That people will just

34:01

tune into their habits of watching

34:04

the

34:04

coverage, the way they've watched the coverage, and

34:06

they're not actively seeking out anybody

34:08

for their information. Are

34:09

you talking about in terms of reacting

34:11

to a game or just free agency? I'm

34:14

talking this Super Bowl. I'm talking

34:16

about Nick Wright to Kansas City

34:18

fan. Mhmm. I'm talking about what

34:20

the columnist used to

34:22

be. I have to hear what this person thinks.

34:24

Right. I

34:25

have to know. In in given

34:27

me, it was Mike and the Mad Dog growing up.

34:29

It

34:29

wasn't

34:29

a columnist. It was a sports radio. I'm

34:31

asking the group, though, because I believe

34:34

viewing and listening habits

34:36

are ever changing. I believe people

34:38

are making their own menus, and I believe

34:41

when it becomes a democracy, what

34:44

ends up rising to the surface

34:46

meritoriously is people

34:48

We're better at it whose information is

34:51

better. Zach Lo has carved out this

34:53

space in basketball. And

34:55

I'm asking you who are the football

34:58

people? Like, where are you going? Because you're

35:00

like, I wanna understand whatever it is

35:02

that you crave about football. Whether

35:05

whether you're a person who wants to

35:06

understand, well, why was Philadelphia's pass

35:08

rush, not any good? Do you care

35:11

to understand when they when they've got

35:13

a great pass rush and Mahomes spends

35:15

the whole game un bothered. When

35:17

they're going into the game with the

35:19

best pass rush we've seen, Three

35:22

decades. In the sport, they get pressure

35:24

with four. Mahomes spends the whole

35:26

game on bothered where are you going to

35:28

learn? Or maybe you don't wanna learn

35:30

after the game. You just enjoyed the game. I wanna hear people

35:32

talk about it. Yeah. I can say that every time I

35:34

listen to mean at times, I learned something.

35:37

She is analytical and

35:39

and entertaining in in a blend that

35:42

that appeals to me. But

35:44

I don't go specifically for

35:46

content. To me, football is the one sport.

35:48

It's a year round sport now. I'm never

35:50

tired of talking about football. I am tired of

35:53

talking about other sports in and off season.

35:55

Football doesn't have an off season. Super Bowl

35:57

just ended. Here comes the combine. Oh,

35:59

then the draft is here. And then training

36:01

camps up. There is no off season. Way

36:04

back in the day, Don Ciulla told me that

36:06

that that's the biggest thing about football

36:08

that changed in his career is that You

36:11

you can't take a vacation now. Maybe you

36:13

can pinch one week, but

36:15

you can't take a vacation in football because

36:18

it's your own. I

36:19

would say mean a crime. Certainly, I'm not

36:21

that interested in people

36:23

exploiting to me what it is I saw. I'm just

36:25

not. Like, the game's over. I move on.

36:29

But cytokines is certainly 1. If

36:32

my you know, if if I am

36:34

interested in in learning something,

36:36

Chris Sims and I'm biased, is another

36:38

because I know those two people pour

36:40

through the film and can explain it to

36:42

me in a way that I'll understand.

36:45

But they've also put the work in. And I know

36:47

they have both of them. So I would say those

36:49

two and probably Joe

36:50

Rose.

36:51

The part to me that is positive. Well,

36:54

is that you when you

36:56

talk to Chris Sims every day,

36:59

you're like and this you and Cody

37:01

have been stubbornly, just

37:04

stubbornly ignorant here, where

37:06

you are proudly saying for more

37:08

than ten years now, I'm

37:10

all full on information. I

37:13

cannot accept any more information,

37:16

new information all of your

37:18

stats, all of your data. You think you can help

37:20

me understand the game

37:21

not interested. Don't

37:24

have

37:24

I appreciate the

37:25

efforts. I have reached my max.

37:27

A mom on what I can learn,

37:29

not at football, just at football, but

37:31

also at life. Done learning. Mhmm.

37:34

And yet he spends time with Chris Simpson.

37:36

He's like, That's what informs

37:38

sounds like. But doesn't

37:41

seek out anyone else while you might be

37:43

doing that very

37:43

well. The same thing. But

37:45

it comes to him, Dan. He doesn't need to go anywhere

37:47

for it. It's the thing. It's real. He's

37:49

like, tell tell me about

37:51

him. And he does,

37:53

and he does it well. And I know he's researching

37:55

it. And I trust that he's graded

37:57

it. So it's mean that you are don't know

37:59

if Cliff Notes are still a thing, but I'm

38:01

sure that this is what you used for book reports

38:03

in high

38:04

school. Yep. You basically are

38:07

outsourcing. Course of the

38:09

work on the football information and

38:12

whatever sims and mina bring back to

38:14

you, you then just pair it afterward, reach

38:16

shaped and recycled as your own tape

38:18

now. You get it. Thank you. He does do not

38:20

find out

38:21

about chat GPT, and he could just type in stuff

38:23

and it spits

38:23

back up

38:24

-- Wow. -- at first. Oh, god.

38:27

Fourteen year olds, two gods would have abused

38:30

Chad GBT. Oh my god.

38:32

Coming up in the industry? No.

38:34

Just like in school, Oh my god. Can

38:36

you can you write me AAA term paper

38:38

about Hannibal the

38:39

Great? Two pages, double spaced,

38:42

and it just spits it out for you? The guy's name

38:44

is Chad.

38:45

Chad, Chad, Chad,

38:47

it's a it's an AI thing

38:49

where you go on the thing, you basically say, tell

38:51

me about something. On Iverson and it just

38:53

fits out for you. Who knows?

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It's called Wikipedia. You know, you let

38:59

No. This is better. This is better. You

39:01

let others do the work for

39:02

you. No. No. UPT does the work for you. Just tell

39:04

it, hey, I wanna know everything about Greg Cody, and it'll

39:06

spit out seventeen different facts about

39:08

Greg. As a

39:08

matter of fact, I'm gonna do that right

39:10

now. Good luck getting on, bud. What's a goal? Chat

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1? Chad, some

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Billy, let's get him on God bless football.

39:16

mean,

39:17

Chad. Billy,

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can you look out for me, please? I saw that

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Umpire Joe West who looks like either

39:22

a big toe boy or a big

39:25

potato that Joe

39:27

West was aggressively editing

39:29

his own Wikipedia page

39:31

reporting on it. Get out of here.

39:34

I need I need someone to look up this story

39:36

for me because I believe it

39:39

wasn't it wasn't Joe West.

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It was somebody under the moniker, like,

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crew chief twenty two or something.

39:46

People strive to suspect it

39:48

was Joe West because he was very

39:50

poorly disguised. It's

39:53

a good guess. Yes. Crue

39:56

gee. I need more information on

39:58

this story. Joe West going in

40:00

and actively and aggressively. Editing

40:03

his Wikipedia page because he

40:05

believes

40:06

that it's important that everyone get factually

40:09

correct. They're Joe West history. It

40:12

seems as though it is according

40:14

to awful announcing a subreted

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user named twenty to

40:20

was attempting to make edits to Joe Westwick

40:22

of Peter Page. Westook issue

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with some of the things on his page, including

40:26

detailing a nineteen eighty three incident

40:28

when he shoved Joe Tore. It

40:32

seems as though edits

40:35

were rejected because they quote, did

40:37

not appear to be constructive. And

40:41

then twenty two threatened

40:44

to sue Wikipedia, it

40:46

seems. Joe West is banned by wick

40:48

of

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being -- No. -- through chief twenty two is

40:51

threatening. It

40:53

might not be the same person. It might not

40:55

be. And for your this. This is just

40:57

circumstantial evidence. It might not

40:59

be Jo West. It would be it might be someone

41:02

fiercely protective of Jo West. Like

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you said, you're parading around

41:06

this crunch. Jeez. Twenty two.

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If we're in been being totally

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fair and accurate about this. It's

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very very specific username.

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But, Kim, what did you discover now

41:19

when you went through through

41:21

all of your art artificial intelligence

41:24

to bury Greg Cody.

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Unfortunately, Chad GPT is quite

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popular. So I went to the website.

41:29

I've actually I've not used it before. So

41:32

I didn't realize it was so popular that

41:34

it operates at capacity. So

41:37

you try and go on the website and, like, you

41:39

can either sign up to pay for it,

41:41

which is on a waiting list. Or,

41:44

like, you can give them your email and

41:46

it'll email you when it's ready for you to use

41:48

it. It's

41:48

more like a club. Right? When you're in the club, you don't

41:50

wanna leave the club. When you do leave the club, let people

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in on the line. So there's a huge line of people

41:55

waiting to get on chat GPT right now that

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aren't in because there's too many

41:58

people. It does your work. It does

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your work for you. Exactly. So

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update here. Crew chief twenty two, Joe West.

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Jersey number was twenty two on his

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uppier Jersey. And the response

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is, I guess, when told that did

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not appear to be constructive were,

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quote, I constructively corrected

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the bullshit that was on this page There

42:19

was never a shoving match between Joe

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Torrey and Wes. I should know

42:23

I was there, and then we'd

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go on and the federal court order

42:28

MOB to reinstate the umpires just

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as I wrote. If you aren't going to leave

42:32

my page alone alone, there we go. It seems that no

42:34

one will care. Please

42:36

remove it completely. I don't need

42:38

anyone knowing anything about me, and

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I certainly don't need anyone reading things

42:42

that are not true. Either reinstate what

42:44

I wrote or erased the entire page.

42:47

I'm tired of correcting your lies.

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Wow.