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in my father who tom haverstraw
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was now explaining to my father
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are reluctant father why
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he should be hitting the face with a pie my
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father does not want to do what we need two thousand
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more dollars in order to keep hitting
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tom haverstraw in the face with a
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pie why would your dad want
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to do that i mean honestly who wants to
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do it yeah i'm tom what's that conversation
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we're bringing in book giambi now because he's
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been at the centerpiece of this
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a charitable effort for awhile
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in baseball a but the negotiations
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with my father been interesting because my father never
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wants to do anything mean to people so
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time where have you been with this because you're explaining
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what this charitable causes of my father's saying
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i don't want to hit you in the face with a pie they
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are very reluctant but once i mention that
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we're saving lives with this he is
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jumped in all the way so poppy
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is ready to go i
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probably it in there are boogie explained
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because i know that god this is been
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a cause for you that obviously is deeply
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personal but also you have poured
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an awful lot of your time
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and energy and infrastructure into
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making sure that this causes
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something that has awareness in baseball and
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beyond so thank you for joining us and just
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tell us why it is that this means
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so much to you because we're happy to be helping any
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where we can
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the lobby dies a by the way i
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click and the cubs announcer and i
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would say most of the time on the road
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someone stops me and they drop a
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while beyond the limits archer have
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you been to a lacrosse well lately
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better a frederick
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the i the last
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day one of my closest friends dad
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brought up by tim seeley each time
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we met when when we were seven years
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old i was seventy was a and in
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new york city and he was diagnosed in
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two thousand and five we lost him in two thousand
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and seven and in the meantime
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you've been crushed by the financial burden
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of the disease so we ended up having up having raiser
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we decided to start of bible one c three
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with the mission to help people that were in
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have been burdened many average
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out of pocket costs for somebody who they are lessons
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two hundred fifty thousand dollars so look
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our space is to help the people that are living
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with the disease because i think it's important
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to remember they shouldn't be forgotten all
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star it's important to recognize
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that lou gehrig died eighty
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one years ago today and if he was diagnosed
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today is prognosis would be exactly the same that's
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pretty awful
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it is difficult to segue in and
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out of high jinks with what it
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is that we're talking about here but book
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did request upon arrival here he said
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i can't believe i forgot to bring the voicemail
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with me and i brings it everywhere yeah
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he brings that they chose not to people for those of
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you know are bogus done a great
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deal for this cause to got it done nothing
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for this was but he did promise at various
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times that he was going to various
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things for the cause including this
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voicemail where he bailed at the last minute
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on boobs zombies chair that a terrible
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charitable softball game
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bogey its wings on balls well
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i'm call
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when you can sort of the wanted a few
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the here to be either as
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very very often do this is the time allotted
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to start a guy has
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responded he attacked i got really
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, friend of mine son's bar mitzvah
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saturday night and i have the sunshine
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straight across tournament saturday
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and sunday that weekend seattle
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and approach to james my daughter's to him
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shower every
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got from a bad sign i can kind of
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friday the
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the black guy saturday i know that much
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not entirely ruling it out it's are
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just gonna wait and see what find my games
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on saturday fears morning and seventy
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two the make it pretty difficult to durham and co
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two thousand and be there for the record of
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year they
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should have reschedule the next day or two so
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i can't make it up and if
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you come up with like another funny i can't make it
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up harmonica donation just looking
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a lot of was a canal and the
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url it's an
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annual thing of the next year the lot of
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you know his plan according to what some
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are
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Miss you. Love you. I'll catch
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up with you. thoughts isn't up
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So
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I helped, I really
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love. I'm not entirely
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it out, while everybody
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is the best. In Thai. ruling
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it out but completely i'm rolling
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it out yeah like i would like to
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get you would see sure if it just says i'm
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not entirely ruling it out please
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do that we listen for everything i've done
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for you and a charity that noise you could do so
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i have reacted to ,
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due to do is what you've done for
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this and and who had been all
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you are around his only son is
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pledged to help and never has he given
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you a dollar has there been no one
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dollar me to pronounce the me book never sent
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me the link i mean he is often often
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my god what it in the good as you know this
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i swear it out what i said earlier
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i have like that voice mail for
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a complete stranger it's like
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i've got to recognize stop loved
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the on the level of art show you know was really funny
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that students voicemail yes voicemail am i
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I want to it. Mike. Isn't that your
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whole life trying to book stugotz her?
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Anything, isn't it?
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by don't fly and friday and saturday and you're thinking
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yourself will never do that and if i
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am a good i can only make up for one day i've received
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at voicemail dozens of times but
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i'm always there are over there is
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there same way i was there for bogue i've been there for
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you i've been there for day i've been ever everyone
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ever everyone show at some boys are thank you i
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come here man you've you've you've you've been there for no
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one as it relates to a allies are
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you coming tonight i will say
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while we're young rolling it out he's not ruling
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it out poppy are you ready right now let's go
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out to billion the other room billy where our
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when with the pies with the donations
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that we arrived yet at our goal
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of being able to a to help
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somebody with one of these very expensive
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and helpful wheelchair we have not
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got into our goal forty four thousand four
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hundred forty four dollars yet we're about nineteen
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hundred eighteen hundred dollars short we have
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however got a point where we're going to pay him one
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more time and were about fifty dollars away
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from a second pie so were close to
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televise and a you know close
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enough to a third all right so we can go to poppy
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pies can we get the sideline interview with my
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father how is he feeling about this whole negotiation
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because he was very reluctant before how hard
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is it going to do those people were worried that
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a tony concussed time
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while i'm worry about down my good
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friend here you know either one as i don't want
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to hurt him at all you know but staff based
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on what he's doing for this great songs i've
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done no choice like to go ahead with it also
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has the right you have to hit i'm still harder you
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hit the more charitable you're being i think that
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, don't wanna poppy seed on gonna well
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as on up are very rarely
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we're going to do this two or three more times
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your good friend us you know
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tom jones his name what's his name
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some that's right that it could ruin it
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for , yeah i'm on a strong
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as rates this
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episode assess assess
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the supernova the oh
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that is a good song by their
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goods beard three people gather bridges
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my father loved father nas bridges
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oh by god johnson that he used to
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vanilla moved last let's
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, ahead of phase one time
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as it's gotten better a sound
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proper we need of we need an audio pay
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off go hard enough so we can years of
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oh my god
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, here you will be says alarms
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fine man strains just
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buried a policy mods
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offered to my on
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the other one as though it was
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a great city where to do their part of
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as i think it's time for another one where
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it was the know you're very soon other
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one bobby of my former have if other dollars
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are probably do the same thing where you grab
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and by the bad and really thrust him
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and do i make sure he doesn't fall apart just
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build up as a floppy scorching of so far
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more know now we're not reason enough not an
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aunt barbara i stand corrected never
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been more wrong on this show the high school
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were see us as a humor wi soldiers
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are owed us while but his son had so much
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as in tom haverford scott foster or
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, puppy puppy this is scott foster
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and be a referee's god far as to who job
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you in game seven with the he bob your your
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as soon as with got a brought me that his master
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oh that's right on
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your latest your throat as with all the protection
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of your woman my mother from much stirs
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also of the the replay
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officials who took away much truces
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three as well and with all the
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rage you have for scott foster in the celtics
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pitt tom haverstraw right in the face
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one two thousand and how oh
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we do it wasn't
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there it wasn't there than zero two it's users can hit
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him with his hands away and we set him we on
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my father when i'm left handed
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and just brought rage and sea urchin
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be all of those and so the third party
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or billy will get us to our goal
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is sort of the right we
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will talk
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god what are you doing tonight here
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burger you in chicago is a is what
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you guys are doing with saw the charitable efforts
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is going through the cubs tonight
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yeah so we have a game tonight
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against the cardinals lou gehrig a throughout
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baseball so will be running
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an auction it starts tonight and
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various ryan dempster is it a dunk
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tank outside of wrigley field for like
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two hours leading up
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to the game then our
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game actually tomorrow is gonna be on
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mlb network so they
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will get a lot of you know that
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word out that way as well so
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you know the the cubs and and marquee sports
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network have been really good about out but our project
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mainstream men that you
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know t shirts outstanding twenty
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five of the the already managers
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which is pretty incredible just wearing shirts
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would say and a alas which is cool what's
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gonna with the other five that smoke amount
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the ultra i didn't
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the item there is there were deliberately issues
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really there were deliberately yeah name's
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what you had all the man if you had all
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the managers wearing shirts and then all of a sudden
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five bucks out because you couldn't get their shirts
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no i don't know i she was i
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use my responsibility to get them
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the sure though the
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you had every manager of the point i don't
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mean to your initial somebody has
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it's own an eye for the guy licenses
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, you haven't done it now super do with something
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burger me to and everything i am i
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know you are under no you are new gods
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and now you're not actually
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rolling it out god has been dying
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about his beloved meds billions to
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gods have been roaring with laughter the idea
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that buck showalter has managed his ass
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off as face off and is orange miss
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offs and now the mets a good against
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assad a good because of bots are good because
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of all the get out
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all the off season acquisition they made of a
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pitching staff who is a doesn't have much
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the would not my and handling door was
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inexplicably i will last year
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yeah it's let's both as
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it is for all the parts it's amazing to
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me right now it's a gram hasn't pitched
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and anything and eight the biggest lead in
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the game and scherzer saw the shelf
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so on the show so
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yeah i
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i would feel good of our message and i mean i know you're
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always gonna feel like the sky is falling to that happens
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but yeah do you have any explanations
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other than baseball or pressure or
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contract for what linda or was last
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year like in it and like to me i
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it feels inexplicable that someone that
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graded baseball would suddenly be dreadful
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addict for an entire year
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yeah i it's just it happens
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i mean we watched two thousand and five mike lowell
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right i'm in november that your
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members that if that was unbelievable
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it's just this sport is so different
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it doesn't you know some guys it averages twenty
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five and ten doesn't have a random iridium be
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able to sixteen and five
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and you know shoot seven percent less
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southern african southern i
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wish i could tell you i said it
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can go both ways i sometimes
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whoever really know sometimes a guy gets a contract
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and then he's like oh i got my contract
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him and some guys get their contract and it's i
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need to live optimal so i
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wish i could tell you what it is i still think
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he is he's really good player do
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like with the games become boot
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the game needs to change the need the ball
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needs to be in play more the one part that people
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make my opinion a mistake dog is that
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they're too many homers nobody ever leave the ballpark
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ever and says i really enjoyed myself
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tonight you know the one problem the ball and over the fence too
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much no one ever says that
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ever by with
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home runs comes walks and strikeouts
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and i bet games this year where the ball's not
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play for fifteen minutes twenty minutes
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and that's no good that's not a way to grow
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the game so to me it's like the pace
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the lens and the ball not being play
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all those things have to change but i would say
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in terms of the minor leagues and
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what they're working on i think that they're slowly
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moving in the direction of correcting it i mean
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strikeout rate is down on
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you know early on ever was going crazy about the ball
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but if you look up and says continuing
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to trend up as it gets warmer
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the doberman said of the passing
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of roger angel at one hundred and one years old
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different time and sports and sports writing
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said for my money this was delayed roger angel
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single true as most insightful most original
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passage about baseball is nominally about
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called insists on run to win game six
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of the seventy five world series is actually about
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all of baseball and all of sports
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and then this is the passage it is
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foolish and childish on the face of it to
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affiliate ourselves with anything so insignificant
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and patently contrived and commercially exploitative
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as a professional sports team and the amused superiority
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and i see scorns that the non fan
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directs if the sports not i know this luck
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i know it by heart is understandable
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and almost unanswerable almost
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what is left out of this calculation seems to
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me is the business of carrying carrying deeply
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and passionately really caring which is a capacity
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or an emotion that has almost gone out of
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our lives and so it seems possible that
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we have come to a time when it no longer matters so
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much what the carrying is about how frailer
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foolish is the object of that concern as
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long as the feeling itself can be saved naive
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it takes the infant thailand and noble
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joy that sends a grown man or woman's to
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dancing and shouting with joy in the middle of the
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night over the hazardous the haphazard
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slight of a distant ball seems a small
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price to pay for such
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a gif put a smile on your face as
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you are somebody who loves baseball
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unreasonably
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that's funny because if you were to ask me you
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know the two years i've been doing the cubs
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they haven't been a
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playoff team and if i were to think
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about like one of the things the the moments
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that was most call it was last year
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before the trade deadline the team last eleven
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straight games and it resides in
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the middle of game the
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a bad losing read against
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the phillies the to to
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game now it's off or to
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game and the cubs are down
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in the seventh inning and the bases
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are loaded and it's three to and
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it's pretty close the past and everybody
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gets up they're
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like come on let's go
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holder down for
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to having lost seven in a row
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the seventh inning it's like come on
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it's just i had those little moments where it stops
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and i just able to be president appreciate
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man i love how much these people care it's
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just it's it's pretty it's pretty
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amazing
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where did you read stuff
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that was interesting on josh donaldson
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and mandelson
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oh that's a good question
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i'm not sure that i would say i'm
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not sure that i would say that i did
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i i think the one thing
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that i'll tell you that as a point that
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i would wanna make on it is
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i don't like when people say
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it used to be okay to do this
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and now it's not because
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the make people now get it
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whatever you want to talk about what to talk about me to
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sexual harassment certainly racist
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tendencies it wasn't okay then
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it's just that the people that didn't have power
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they didn't feel comfortable didn't feel
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empowered didn't feel protected
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to let you know that it was
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okay it didn't actually change
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that's what happens with into the
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most part the people that don't get it or older
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white men but that's the one
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point that i want to make is that a lot of times in
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the sexes you know what used to be okay the
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say this analysis new watson you're
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just were oblivious settle know what
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you make of the suspension because i can
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only remember rocker getting thirty games
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for something like that and and
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as as down as i am with punishing
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that is bad behavior because it is bad
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but
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your i'm also not good with man for being
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in charge of the moralities
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yeah i don't think that that's a i
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don't think that that's a singular rob
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manfred decision in that spot
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i would say that he is
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that older car guessing they're a pretty
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good and he he checked in minute
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you understand what i'm saying the institution doing
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the moralizing weather's behind manfred are not
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what i'm saying is i am i allowed
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to believe in the idea of punishing or
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something like that but also not wanting
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this particular caucus of people
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being the ones who does get to decide
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what is and isn't inflammatory and
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putatively
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i think the i mean i said business development
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of it that bad celebratory it is you you
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eat all my stuff don't tell me what to do
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from people that you don't necessarily
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like i think i guess
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i understand what you're saying but i think
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that
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oh wait no little not because i don't like them it's
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because their judgments i i can make
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their judgment suspect is not just because
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it's a person all it's not like okay but
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i guess the point i would say is that just
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because you
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like the person's judgment does it mean
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they can't judge something that
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said they can still
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get it right they can have
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taken avenue what is you deem
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just to be bad judgment then
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given a circumstance and
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they have a choice they can get it right
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your them same a certain are people out
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there like that was judgmental particularly
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care for but you give him not this
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or that and they picked the right one like
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okay in that spot use the judge
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is tommy pham got three games
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by the way dolls and got one is tommy
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pham job peter say and is
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that the greatest baseball story in the last
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twenty years
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all my hypothesis and
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then i lost as the broader of bilbo
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like selfish and greedy photo
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footage of him actually clapper
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game in the out the old of i
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just here's
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where i am the
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whatever and having been
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probably too many fights as a kid
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what what are we doing over fantasy football
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and were making we make millions of dollars
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and my you're getting
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that angry about this i
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just can't even
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okay but your app is your an old man and the people
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playing the sport are still young people
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in one of them is named cartoonishly jock
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peterson it i am a my guys a
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that they're young people like your your
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is that of course when we were that
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age we would slap somebody over fantasy
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of of you want us what , was
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one of your team it was one of your midi pause
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he would absolutely slap somebody who'd
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seated you and fantasy ignores the
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was ignores the what he was younger i
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would i mean you don't understand it like you're taking
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an adult perspective and apply no
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reason to fantasy and twenty year olds are
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late twenties Yes,
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but I would say it's
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it doesn't make it stupid. Like
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I said, i a dope.
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What's end on that note? Good talking
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to you. But thank
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i you. Boo, and thank you for everything that
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are doing for the cars
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again. Today is
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throughout baseball, something that
21:28
is being used to raise awareness. We
21:30
are $800 away from
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concluding, hear the ability
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to get $44,444
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in my father, will give one final
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pie to the to
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Tom Haverstraw. Hello, beautiful people.
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are you looking for a hole in one gift tree dad the sheer
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i know i am i'm telling you do i have
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a good choice for you may only winds
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are the ideal gift for the golf and
21:53
wine loving dad this father's day
21:55
from their flavor forward pino toward to their
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bold cabernet sauvignon so
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chardonnay or they're sweet newest release
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red blood may only makes it easy to find
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the perfect poor to enjoy on the course with
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your dad or posts round
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is show me home dont can to had me
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delivered directly to your door or your
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dads door must be twenty one or over please
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in join responsible dont le part
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dan your that sorry because to tom great one
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dan with and go le the one tom youve hitting day
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or gehrig as from papi to my living room at home
22:23
because the chance finally chance to win division sorry
22:26
im not going to apologize but and sorry
22:28
im not going to apologize for that is one of the most
22:30
amazing sentences youve ever uttered
22:33
to go from the maker of
22:35
trust me dont trust me from
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sorry but not going door apologize
22:44
you were amazed that you know
22:47
, you are in florida as within
22:50
the like this as you happen upon
22:52
g as comedy by that that is
22:54
set set at
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my desk disease is oliver barr
22:58
show with is still gods struggle
23:00
to wanted to talk to you about a couple of different
23:03
things one of the things one of to do here
23:07
tell people that we have a number
23:09
of different to podcasts out this
23:11
week that are worth listening to
23:13
whether it's joe poznan ski and mike
23:15
schur on the podcast breaking down
23:18
that fam peterson fight and away
23:20
i they've been fascinated by
23:22
sam for years and they will break it
23:24
down better than most you can find
23:26
that basketball luminosity we've told you about
23:28
with have or strauss and mean breaks
23:31
down the conspiracy of max
23:33
truces last three lost
23:35
to history three i want to play
23:37
for the audience a what i thought was a great
23:39
story the jay leno told on
23:41
south beach sessions us
23:43
listen to this deathbed story
23:45
here and i really object jay
23:48
leno for me has been some of the i've wanted to talk
23:50
to for a long time because he stories
23:52
passing for a number of reasons that includes
23:54
to got hiding in a closet
23:57
when he's late night fate was been
23:59
decided as
24:00
negative were trying to decide between him
24:02
and letterman's for the tonight show
24:04
or jay leno was hiding in a closet
24:06
listening to the executives talk about that
24:08
decision did you buy jns
24:11
we did not playing j are now is
24:14
i started his interview him and
24:16
interview him i would have thought the yes i would lend
24:18
would lend or leno i would have
24:20
thought is what you would have gone my day out that
24:23
is your games let's listen to
24:25
jay leno here on south be sessions
24:27
with what i believe as a so he categories
24:29
nominated best story told
24:32
so or adding don't stand up by said
24:34
to debbie sectors of produce was just call
24:36
the paramedics as glad it's hellish jokes
24:38
about meals agree i'd be sweating
24:41
i'm too much in that i just think how
24:43
the show called permit so anyway
24:45
he does find the show ends riley's
24:48
his dressing room by that time the
24:50
paramedics to shut up and as a rally the
24:52
paramedics you're the one thing the luggage a
24:54
but i'm fine i'm fine on while turns out
24:56
he didn't have the skill and they took a mountain a stretcher
24:59
and run the one to the hospital and
25:01
about day the later i got
25:03
a call from john his wife cheated j running
25:06
in a coma when i'm at amiens
25:08
life can you come by the isotopes surrender
25:10
on the hospital and she says me grandees
25:13
line it was his eyes open and she goes
25:15
check i think run he can hear everything
25:18
we say but it's in response
25:20
to some until around me omelets
25:22
i love a man what she meant to be and seinfeld
25:24
all the guys in on he was one we all look
25:26
up to them for their child says me
25:29
put your finger in run these hand
25:32
signals rodney you know it's
25:34
today squeezing the
25:37
i feel just a hint of squeeze
25:39
in a i went rodney not
25:42
my finger and
25:45
, what like this is a good for me
25:47
he literally job and jones
25:49
get get
25:52
minded as you know and we all have any
25:56
substance associates in these
25:58
guys right after that my
26:02
my , and you know some
26:05
of your for myself and what is it
26:08
the the idea that in a dick
26:10
joke would bring a rodney dangerfield
26:13
back from the beyond upgrades
26:17
, story is so well well
26:23
died soon thereafter the
26:25
timing on that he that believe
26:27
a box of outdoor that
26:30
is that great
26:32
dog and beautiful as well
26:35
have we read store go yet it cannot
26:37
be this hard it is hot in here
26:39
it is sweltering are we
26:41
are suffering and sort of us had
26:44
adhere to the finish line is my dad prepared
26:46
there's takers pie everywhere
26:48
all over the solo and such
26:50
as the hundred is that was a tony because my
26:52
father out of my father do this much it's not
26:54
i was your day i was at our double
26:56
left ah observe them
27:01
there's an explosion in there really
27:03
do it looks like it looks like
27:05
it exploded pie in there
27:07
and we are wheezing toward the
27:09
end of this
27:11
that's to god i wanted to ask
27:13
you because i don't know why it is that you have
27:15
been railing about free weights because
27:17
i over the pandemic a
27:20
lot of people realized as they were home
27:23
or they were getting gouged on weight equipment
27:25
the weight industry weight went exploded
27:28
and people were getting free weights what is your
27:30
of what is your issue with free weights as you
27:32
approach fifty years old and are still trying
27:34
to do something with weights about of i thank
27:36
you for the promotion of deposit the as well
27:39
ah with three way tie exactly why
27:41
exactly bought his aunts to pardon nothing like
27:43
jay leno like can promise you that it is
27:45
jim sony sound salvage drummer
27:47
of hoodie and the blowfish not even darius
27:49
rucker the drummer guy who
27:51
doesn't love it was a book out
27:53
at it's feds as take a goalie joins
27:55
us at he's goalie great friend of ours
27:58
of sony and he tells great stories about marty
28:00
with willie nelson leave it there be like a book
28:02
our we play marina my dad of other i
28:04
have daddy loves soccer
28:06
my easy i could be our world cup expert
28:09
about that the why the way freeways
28:11
i exact my revenge said will
28:13
on brand that you're giving the world become with
28:15
a drummer for booty and above gym sony some
28:18
foam i mean hoodie and the blowfish
28:20
mike was the most popular banned
28:22
in the world for a two
28:24
or three year period back and on a member
28:27
death on letterman everywhere is probably overstated
28:30
that the most popular banned in the world
28:32
where they were young or old verbally
28:36
asthma jimmy butler's wow yeah and
28:38
then either as by jimmy butler oh
28:40
yeah the listen to find out
28:42
that it is a year anyway
28:44
freeways i exacted my eye
28:46
exactly by revenge on free weights because
28:49
during the pandemics you can get
28:51
free weights i couldn't get him i can buy
28:53
him anywhere and i tell them you're
28:55
going to have your dates were no a watch
28:57
your damn free wales who i saw
28:59
the freeway to industry
29:01
i didn't lose his dumbbells nobody
29:04
is going to watch you in some point everyone's at home
29:06
right our guys elicit up as
29:08
so i exactly
29:10
they'd say anything i made it just gives a
29:12
know i love the idea of him so now
29:15
listed as you're arguing with weights i
29:17
was yeah yeah they can't say no
29:19
ah were sold out every would staying on
29:21
try to get in shape it i was trying
29:23
to get over my daughter so i
29:25
figured the the market is open back
29:27
up since the pandemic seems to
29:31
you know seems to be not as big
29:33
as a is an issue as it was was even i was
29:35
probably a bigger issue than it's ever been a
29:37
guys so why was
29:39
that last sentence
29:41
what do you honestly i would have saved as safest
29:44
thing is over and it's all over him over is
29:46
not over money were acting like it's over
29:48
at you when to game seven but now it's by free
29:50
weights anymore i mean i did get a game seven
29:52
i snuck that and her me as i
29:54
visit those egos i
29:57
know it is a is a weird
29:59
place
30:00
we've arrived when they the pandemics
30:02
over know it's not everyone's everyone we
30:04
know it's gotten sick everyone around
30:06
here is crawling around were down all
30:08
sorts of people every one sec omega
30:11
pandemics overloads nevermind about the masks
30:13
he went to game seven a dead yeah
30:15
he just says , yet no prison
30:19
prison discovered just with you move
30:23
out of recorder was advised know you were there
30:25
are well now i was trying to
30:27
now do what you know i was there i did
30:29
same everyone for going to do not a deer
30:32
district and going to todd's arabs
30:34
and
30:34
and then admit that i go to a game seven i
30:36
can't do that with my kids by the was a now
30:39
you've admitted it in retrospect my
30:41
groin and have we reached of fanfare conclusion
30:43
that will end with the sound of my father buying
30:46
not tom haverstraw in the face we must be closed
30:48
for like sixty bucks away right now yeah so
30:51
with the free weights dad during the pandemic
30:53
i could not get any they were sold out
30:55
and i was never mind we passed it i
30:57
was furious okay
30:59
then the market opened up and now i
31:01
go and i go online i
31:03
try to buy em you could buy as many
31:05
as you want for whatever you want you know what
31:07
i did i didn't buy him how
31:10
about that i am trying to get
31:12
these shapes i could buy free weights
31:14
on lives and you know what i did when
31:16
they became available i exact
31:18
is my roommates you weren't there for
31:21
me when i needed to the most you know
31:23
them i did not buy
31:25
those dumbbells how about the
31:27
had saw i gotta i gotta good
31:30
the said you're trying to get into shape
31:33
is that why you ever sarah gun around you yeah
31:35
oh yeah getting into shape yeah i
31:37
yeah i get some and you have a jog in a little bit lately
31:39
did some last couple of miles he a couple
31:41
of miles their little sore the
31:43
need so this he feels really really good
31:46
have you tried it the reagan yeah
31:48
i've tried as arrogant ah it's fantastic
31:50
it's delightful but i bought one of these
31:53
during the pandemic add so i am
31:55
loyal to them for our all by twenty more what
31:57
i couldn't find a free weight of my life depended
31:59
on
32:00
it's weird that your boycotting free weights a you
32:02
have yourself sitting in front of a free
32:04
weights and saying listen free weights i'm gonna
32:06
show you i'm gonna not cut off my
32:08
god to spite my waistline i'm not
32:10
gonna buy eggs any as weights
32:13
whatsoever and also you by not
32:15
buying wade's that i will continue
32:17
to not didn't shake i too would have right until
32:19
the order and that i don't hit saw payment
32:21
you know how as as to team our
32:25
planet and good to put it in my heart you put
32:27
on our but you never have and then they said
32:29
you that email like hey remember you have sinned your cardio
32:31
like no not going to buy a new
32:33
saying no i'm gonna show you angela exact
32:36
my revival in these in saw this
32:38
as this as i didn't
32:43
the ib i really gotta wait
32:48
for the way
32:50
dumbbells more like dumbbells
32:56
that i will lose on his
33:00
hi there
33:03
that hurts i don't think you're supposed to use is there
33:05
no matter your throat yeah right on the adam's
33:08
apple what area you're using
33:10
his owner aim of fact as yeah
33:15
it i just did not know i get surprised
33:17
or that i the power right through that that's not the spot
33:20
maybe this is my now that's not the spot made it
33:22
all my gosh after that
33:25
there was there's still
33:27
there's two months skinner and sounded like about
33:29
forty fish flopping on the deck of
33:31
a boats i bring out the of oh my god or
33:33
gods about
33:36
so then we've got to the celebration
33:39
already prepped and ready to go to pies
33:41
for tom have a show courtesy of your father thank
33:44
you to everybody the made us reach our benchmark
33:46
with heard they're very kind donations we
33:49
have surpass our total so if you'd
33:51
like to get everybody in position
33:53
as we celebrate their shows months or a cheap
33:55
okay i thank you to the audience
33:57
for odds that contrivance
34:00
today where we just did a live show in this
34:02
swampy swampy nether region of
34:04
south florida us in order to raise this
34:06
money so that one not one life
34:09
i could be made a little bit better here
34:11
a it was a modest goal we appreciate
34:13
are you guys coming through for us
34:15
and and making it so wasn't horribly embarrassing
34:18
to not achieve our modest goal of
34:20
being able to use this platform
34:22
to get a wheelchair all funds
34:25
above and beyond the cost of the wheelchair
34:27
will also go to a ls charities
34:30
us were wildly popular podcast
34:32
be bargained to this on their own time please continue
34:34
to don't eight yeah let's
34:36
do this let's put some of that towards an air conditioning
34:39
unit i can't wait i thought not
34:41
know floods as a hectic for grand
34:43
ostrogoths now game
34:45
, tickets are going to end up winning are being
34:48
paid salaryman oh my god there's
34:50
a reason why is always breaks breaks
34:53
replays also sarah guns are very expensive
34:55
of a free weights or worry about it i'm not
34:57
buying you a sloppy are you ready
34:59
to wow what we got to pies
35:01
to more pie to the face poppy been excellent
35:04
so far a why are you behind
35:06
our tom bobby what what i don't understand
35:08
to push him from the back of
35:13
the i've got a lot but next move oh wow
35:15
behind are always got super okay
35:18
muscles aren't ready to
35:20
close out of this our
35:22
and to close out or charitable
35:25
efforts out or day on the thought that
35:27
was not a telethon because we don't have functioning
35:29
air conditioning or telephones
35:32
puppy closes out with
35:35
the final to pie hey
35:39
wait , year oh
35:42
yes on the side of beers com won't
35:44
hear anything for a month deeply unpleasant
35:46
a ah thank
35:49
you are we really petered
35:51
out there the
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