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It's Thursday Thunder and
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by Draft Kings. The
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Crown is yours. Juju.
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What are we got?
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We got a lot of stuff cooking
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up in the NBA tonight man,
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a lot of great series And
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one of the best series out
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there right now is clippers versus
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nugs So tonight I'm taking my
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brother James Harden for 2.5 threes.
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I'm going over that. He's going
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back home to LA and I
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think my brother will knock down
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and make it rain a lot
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of jump shots tonight. You feel
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me? Second leg, I'm gonna stick
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with them clippers. I begged and
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pleaded draft kings to give me,
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let me get the 1.53 pointers
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from Kauai, but they say, hey,
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we gotta stick to the script.
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And I said, you know what?
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I still believe in my brother
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Kauai. 2.53's from my brother Kauai.
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you know, he gonna need them.
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There may be some knockdown drag
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out fights against them luggage. Nothing.
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He gonna let it rain tonight
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as well. You feel me? And
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for the third leg, I'm going
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with the Oklahoma City Thunder. They're
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visiting the Memphis Grizzlies tonight, the
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most. Pretty much the most boring
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series thus far up to date.
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And I think it's gonna remain
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boring tonight. I think I'm gonna
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take my brother, uh, Shake Ill
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this Alexander and the boys for
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over nine points tonight. They're gonna
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cover and win. I think they're
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gonna win by more than 10,
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maybe more than 15. I got
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them beating the Memphis Grizzlies tonight
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and keeping it uninterested. Uh, thank
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you, Juju. Jeremy was offended by
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the fact that Chris, that Chris
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Cody said, uh, Cleveland, Miami would
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like a word on boring series.
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Single digit game last night, come
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back out of within two with
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four minutes left. But no, the
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team that got blown out by
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50 points is somehow the same
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thing. Ridiculous. This is why Jessica
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is going to New York. By
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the way. She loves me. Don
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let her tell you otherwise. been
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bummed since that song played earlier
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from Taylor? I was shook. He
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was emotionally, I'm not going to
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say broken, but didn't feel like
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we paused long enough to allow
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to marinate the emotion of Jessica
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after four years going from Miami
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to New York. I didn't like
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that news. I was taken aback
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by it. I did not expect
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it. I think it's a major
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bummer. I was aware of the
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news because I'm a journalist. Oh
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Greg I'll miss you the most.
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Before we get to Juju and
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the polls real quick I didn't
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do this with Mike and Cody
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today and I am kind of
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amazed that things are moving so
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fast in sports that a messy
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situation has escaped our attention today
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when Greg Cody is desperate to
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talk at all moments in his
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life, Lionel Messie. Yeah, this is
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what Mike and I have a
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passion for soccer, I think. Mine
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goes way, way back, his may
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be stronger than mine today, but...
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Lle Messie and Intermimey play tonight
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at Vancouver in the first leg
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of two legs in the Concord
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Calfe Champions Cup, which I think
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Mike would be their biggest trophy
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so far, right, if they win
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it. Yeah. Semi-finals tonight. Yeah, it's
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a huge trophy for MLS. It's
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very difficult for MLS to win
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this trophy. It's historic. They're often
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facing off against a team from
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League at Meckeys and they have
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very little luck. This is a
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crazy fixture list that Interm Miami
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Miami has here. Vancouver to Fort
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Lauderdale and back and forth is
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a pretty crazy thing. And I'm
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happy to mention it or Miami
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because they made a couple of
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moves, potentially moves before moves. They
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got a lot of general allocation
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money back in return for a
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really popular player. Like. It's hard
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to say club legend for a
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club that's been around so little,
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but Robert Taylor got moved yesterday.
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Bobby Ball Sachs, a big-time fan
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favorite. You have my attention. Bobby
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Ball Sachs had a flare for
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the dramatic, had timely goals, was
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a really good player, par laid
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his play over at inner Miami
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to a national team appearance for
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Finland, I believe, actually. So that's
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another thing that you can associate
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with Finland. Bobby Ball Sachs. Yeah,
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it's a brutal schedule they have
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because they're going back and forth
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across the country. Leg two is
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when, Saturday I think? Or no,
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it might be Monday. Anyway, it
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doesn't matter. But in between they
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have an MLS match. So they're
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playing three matches in a week
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and they need messy for all
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three, although I think you could
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skip the middle match. But they
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really, the whole team is together
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now. They're healthy I think and
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messy's playing as if they're right.
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doubt and this is a trophy
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they really want to win so
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it's exciting if you know obviously
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if it weren't for the draft
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and the NBA and an actual
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player's playoffs this would be obviously
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if it wasn't for the 700
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things that are more important than
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that we'd be talking about Leonel
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Messie I mean seriously though put
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that in perspective Leon Messie is
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the most famous athlete in the
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world playing in a very big
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tournament for inner Miami and it's
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barely on the radar down the
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radar down here that speaks very
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well of what's the reason for
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that because we have so much
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else going on. I mean, like,
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do you think the club promotes
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it properly? I do. I also
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think it's fair to say soccer
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is still a niche sport in
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this country. And as Michael alluded
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to, inner Miami doesn't have a
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tradition down here. They were a
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very bad losing club before Messie
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arrived. And so they have to
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earn that. And my news was
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more important. So we had to
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get to that first. We've got
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to get to the polls as
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well here. Sorry, you did you?
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No, it's also, I love to
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talk. There's a couple of things,
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man. Like, Jessica, like, oh my
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goodness, you had a such a
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run down here. Thank you so
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much for befriending me. Thank you
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so much for befriending me. Thank
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you so much for befriending my
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baby. You and leaving me and
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inviting me. You and leaving me
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and befriending my baby. You and
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leaving me, I know it's gonna
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keep going up and up and
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up and up and up. I
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love sitting in your way and
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I wish you nothing but the
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best is. Thank you, Juju. I
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feel now that there has been
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multiple sentimental comments made, I should
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have prepared something. I didn't prepare
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anything. I just made some like
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snarky sarcastic like, ha, well, almost
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some of you jokes and now
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I feel bad. So, you made
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me feel bad. We only prepared
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a Taylor song, which I'm gonna
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say is the greatest of indictments.
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It's the least effort any of
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us can provide in terms. of
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anything to have a Taylor song
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if we could perhaps end the
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show when Drew Drew's done with
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my top five things I'll miss
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about Miami. Oh, excellent. We will
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do that and we will, we
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will play another song that we
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have, but first we do have
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to get to all of these
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polls because people like the updating
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of the polls. For sure, we're
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gonna get to the polls, but
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I have a apology as well
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to the fans of the show.
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I've been coming on here trying
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to be the version of myself
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that I think y'all wanna see.
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and I turned into the fun
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police out of a sudden, like,
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holy moly, get this guy out
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of here. So I want to
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report a crime to myself to
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the fun police and get me
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out of here because what have
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I been doing lately? Sheesh, over
8:42
correction in the worst way. Also,
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salute to the chat. Jason Ambrose,
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Billy Squibboks, Money, Money, Jordan, Cool,
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Runnings, Night, 16, 74, I love
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you. And also, the lastly, Greg
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Cody Pinky Ring. We're not doing
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enough reporting on grants, Cody Pinky
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Ring. That thing is amazing. You,
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sir, are a true player, and
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I see you, brother. Thank you.
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He's had that pinky ring for
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a long time, but Monty Jones
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is a big fan of your
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pinky ring. The pinky ring has
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been something in the Cody Arsenal
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for how long? Probably 10 years.
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Really, ever since I stopped wearing
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a wedding ring. Why did you
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do that? I'm still happily married.
9:21
My wedding ring, this is how
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long I've been married, my wedding
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ring actually broke, split in the
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back, and I didn't have it
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repaired, and it was like pinching
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my skin and everything. So I'm
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like, you know I'm married, I
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love you, I don't need a
9:37
wedding ring. And so I want
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a little bit of, I'm not
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a, although I do have this
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on, I'm not a big jewelry
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guy, but I just adopted the
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pinky ring. I'm having a bad-arm
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life. Bad-arm year. Yeah, but thank
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you for pointing that out. You
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have no wedding ring. How does
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Erlene feel about this? And are
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you sure it's not because your
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fingers have gotten better? She doesn't
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care. No, my fingers have always
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been this fat. She doesn't care.
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No, I mean... When you've been
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married, as long as we have,
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come on. Who cares? Let's update,
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put it on the poll at
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Lebitard show. When you've been married,
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as long as the Cody's have,
10:18
who cares? Yes or no, at
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Lebitard show. I want 100% of
10:22
that result. What do we have
10:24
for polls here, Jujoo? Are there
10:26
some dumb-ass teams out there? This
10:28
might be a record. 99% of
10:30
the audience says, yes they are.
10:32
Do you offend Green Bay when
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you go cheese that's not dairy?
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90% of the audience says yes
10:38
you do offend those guys. Last
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poll, have the jags ever been
10:42
electric? 82% of the audience says
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No, they have never been electric
10:46
at all in their career. What
10:48
have been the Jag's biggest moments?
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I've got them going into New
10:52
England and almost winning with Mark
10:54
Brunel as their quarterback, and I
10:56
also have them coming back from
10:59
28-0-the-chargers in a playoff game. Don't
11:01
forget the Blake Borders years. The
11:03
FC championship game of player portals.
11:05
Maybe the Steelers. Electric. Was it
11:07
Bordles that almost went into New
11:09
England? Oh, instead of from now?
11:11
It was Bordles. It was Bordles.
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I watched that game at Bill
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Barnwell's house. What a legend. Wow.
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Oh, I'm gonna live near him
11:19
again. Barnwell's Barn. Yeah, it's a
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legend. We had a best rant
11:23
nominee too from Jessif weekday, by
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the way. I'm sorry. Go ahead,
11:27
Jujoo. Today Jessica had a nominee
11:29
for best rant today, which she
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put a cherry on top by
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saying Jerry has lent in his
11:35
eyebrows and is pissing me off
11:37
Man, I wish you guys would
11:39
have worn me about that beforehand.
11:41
Top five things Jessica, you had
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bread in your eyebrows. I don't
11:45
think so, but now everyone thinks
11:47
I did. Not since Greg Cody
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woke up in the morning at
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Mardi Gras with mashed potatoes in
11:53
his hair. Have I heard a
11:55
stranger food being associated with somebody's
11:58
body parts then Red in your
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eyebrows. Why are you being so
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mean today? Put it on the
12:04
pole, Jujor. Have you ever had
12:06
bread in your eyebrows at Lebedtard
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show? Top five things that Jessica
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will or won't miss about Miami?
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The won't list is too long.
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Just kidding. The women at Navi
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and Panther Coffee. I'll miss them
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so much. You'll notice this will
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be a hyper-local list. Number five,
12:22
Genesis, of course. She would have
12:24
been higher Chris fanfarer if. I
12:26
had seen her more than a
12:28
couple times in the last year.
12:30
She seems like she always gets
12:32
schedule and I'm out just saying.
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Number four, Alex the GM at
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Los Angeles and Coconut Grove. She's
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great. She actually knows you Dan.
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She's an absolute legend. I will
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miss that restaurant. Number three, Bill
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Bagg State Park. One of the
12:46
natural wonders of South Florida. Take
12:48
Willow there all the time, go
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to the cleat, walk around, see
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the lighthouse, Alferrito, Stiltsville, it's amazing,
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I will miss it so much.
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Terry and Claudiet, Pilates in the
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Grove, mine. Favorite people
13:01
I took their advanced Pilates class for
13:03
the last couple years. Did you do
13:05
abs? Absolutely on purpose there. Abs, absolutely,
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because I do have abs now, thank
13:09
you for noticing. She also, I believe
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Terry told me once she teaches Bam
13:13
out of Bio, Pilates, or he goes
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to the same studio. I'm not sure
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which, but. Can she teach him to
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play inside? I will ask her. She's
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on Instagram, so I'll send her a
13:23
note. I'll miss them though. And number
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one, of course, obviously, obviously, I'll bagel
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Beagle. And
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all of you guys,
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except Jeremy. Chris Cody,
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do you have a
13:37
song that honors what
13:39
I call my gangster
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Wi-Fi? I've been last
13:44
in podcasted so long
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that even my Brian
13:48
thinks that my mind
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is gone But I
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ain't never had a
13:56
bet with this much
13:58
purpose make it a
14:00
dear friend to a
14:03
dentured service 700 dollars
14:05
taken because I'm banking
14:07
on they keep losing
14:10
to the hawks in
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the playing I really
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hate to lose but
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I got a bet
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against the guy whose
14:22
kid would wear a
14:24
chicken on his head
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what when I go
14:29
back home and want
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to watch the game
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I'm streaming and I
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can't I realize how
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lucky I've been in
14:41
my life been spending
14:43
most my life living
14:45
with some gangsters Wi-Fi
14:48
Juju how tired are
14:50
the fans of the
14:52
show He sounded
14:54
like weird Al Yankovic. Thank you. Hearing
14:57
Pearl Jam talk. How tired is the
14:59
audience hearing? He, Zazel is very excited
15:01
about Pearl Jam tonight. How tired is
15:04
the audience of Zazelow's Pearl Jam obsession?
15:06
times that if we say those two
15:08
words one more time we're gonna lose
15:10
a lot of listeners but hey they're
15:13
still here they're just bluffing you feel
15:15
me happy pearl jam day to my
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brother Zaslow you feel me I'm so
15:19
glad you got those tickets bro thank
15:22
you very much. Juju see you tomorrow
15:24
buddy we'll talk to you thanks Juju
15:26
yes sir
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