Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Postgame Show: Jessica's Top 5 Things She'll Miss In Miami (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Thursday, 24th April 2025
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by Draft Kings. The

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Crown is yours. Juju.

1:14

What are we got?

1:17

We got a lot of stuff cooking

1:19

up in the NBA tonight man,

1:21

a lot of great series And

1:23

one of the best series out

1:25

there right now is clippers versus

1:27

nugs So tonight I'm taking my

1:29

brother James Harden for 2.5 threes.

1:31

I'm going over that. He's going

1:33

back home to LA and I

1:35

think my brother will knock down

1:37

and make it rain a lot

1:39

of jump shots tonight. You feel

1:41

me? Second leg, I'm gonna stick

1:43

with them clippers. I begged and

1:45

pleaded draft kings to give me,

1:47

let me get the 1.53 pointers

1:49

from Kauai, but they say, hey,

1:51

we gotta stick to the script.

1:53

And I said, you know what?

1:55

I still believe in my brother

1:57

Kauai. 2.53's from my brother Kauai.

1:59

you know, he gonna need them.

2:01

There may be some knockdown drag

2:03

out fights against them luggage. Nothing.

2:05

He gonna let it rain tonight

2:07

as well. You feel me? And

2:10

for the third leg, I'm going

2:12

with the Oklahoma City Thunder. They're

2:14

visiting the Memphis Grizzlies tonight, the

2:16

most. Pretty much the most boring

2:18

series thus far up to date.

2:20

And I think it's gonna remain

2:22

boring tonight. I think I'm gonna

2:24

take my brother, uh, Shake Ill

2:26

this Alexander and the boys for

2:28

over nine points tonight. They're gonna

2:30

cover and win. I think they're

2:32

gonna win by more than 10,

2:34

maybe more than 15. I got

2:36

them beating the Memphis Grizzlies tonight

2:38

and keeping it uninterested. Uh, thank

2:40

you, Juju. Jeremy was offended by

2:42

the fact that Chris, that Chris

2:44

Cody said, uh, Cleveland, Miami would

2:46

like a word on boring series.

2:48

Single digit game last night, come

2:50

back out of within two with

2:52

four minutes left. But no, the

2:54

team that got blown out by

2:56

50 points is somehow the same

2:58

thing. Ridiculous. This is why Jessica

3:00

is going to New York. By

3:02

the way. She loves me. Don

3:04

let her tell you otherwise. been

3:06

bummed since that song played earlier

3:09

from Taylor? I was shook. He

3:11

was emotionally, I'm not going to

3:13

say broken, but didn't feel like

3:15

we paused long enough to allow

3:17

to marinate the emotion of Jessica

3:19

after four years going from Miami

3:21

to New York. I didn't like

3:23

that news. I was taken aback

3:25

by it. I did not expect

3:27

it. I think it's a major

3:29

bummer. I was aware of the

3:31

news because I'm a journalist. Oh

3:33

Greg I'll miss you the most.

3:35

Before we get to Juju and

3:37

the polls real quick I didn't

3:39

do this with Mike and Cody

3:41

today and I am kind of

3:43

amazed that things are moving so

3:45

fast in sports that a messy

3:47

situation has escaped our attention today

3:49

when Greg Cody is desperate to

3:51

talk at all moments in his

3:53

life, Lionel Messie. Yeah, this is

3:55

what Mike and I have a

3:57

passion for soccer, I think. Mine

3:59

goes way, way back, his may

4:01

be stronger than mine today, but...

4:03

Lle Messie and Intermimey play tonight

4:05

at Vancouver in the first leg

4:08

of two legs in the Concord

4:10

Calfe Champions Cup, which I think

4:12

Mike would be their biggest trophy

4:14

so far, right, if they win

4:16

it. Yeah. Semi-finals tonight. Yeah, it's

4:18

a huge trophy for MLS. It's

4:20

very difficult for MLS to win

4:22

this trophy. It's historic. They're often

4:24

facing off against a team from

4:26

League at Meckeys and they have

4:28

very little luck. This is a

4:30

crazy fixture list that Interm Miami

4:32

Miami has here. Vancouver to Fort

4:34

Lauderdale and back and forth is

4:36

a pretty crazy thing. And I'm

4:38

happy to mention it or Miami

4:40

because they made a couple of

4:42

moves, potentially moves before moves. They

4:44

got a lot of general allocation

4:46

money back in return for a

4:48

really popular player. Like. It's hard

4:50

to say club legend for a

4:52

club that's been around so little,

4:54

but Robert Taylor got moved yesterday.

4:56

Bobby Ball Sachs, a big-time fan

4:58

favorite. You have my attention. Bobby

5:00

Ball Sachs had a flare for

5:02

the dramatic, had timely goals, was

5:04

a really good player, par laid

5:07

his play over at inner Miami

5:09

to a national team appearance for

5:11

Finland, I believe, actually. So that's

5:13

another thing that you can associate

5:15

with Finland. Bobby Ball Sachs. Yeah,

5:17

it's a brutal schedule they have

5:19

because they're going back and forth

5:21

across the country. Leg two is

5:23

when, Saturday I think? Or no,

5:25

it might be Monday. Anyway, it

5:27

doesn't matter. But in between they

5:29

have an MLS match. So they're

5:31

playing three matches in a week

5:33

and they need messy for all

5:35

three, although I think you could

5:37

skip the middle match. But they

5:39

really, the whole team is together

5:41

now. They're healthy I think and

5:43

messy's playing as if they're right.

5:45

doubt and this is a trophy

5:47

they really want to win so

5:49

it's exciting if you know obviously

5:51

if it weren't for the draft

5:53

and the NBA and an actual

5:55

player's playoffs this would be obviously

5:57

if it wasn't for the 700

5:59

things that are more important than

6:01

that we'd be talking about Leonel

6:03

Messie I mean seriously though put

6:06

that in perspective Leon Messie is

6:08

the most famous athlete in the

6:10

world playing in a very big

6:12

tournament for inner Miami and it's

6:14

barely on the radar down the

6:16

radar down here that speaks very

6:18

well of what's the reason for

6:20

that because we have so much

6:22

else going on. I mean, like,

6:24

do you think the club promotes

6:26

it properly? I do. I also

6:28

think it's fair to say soccer

6:30

is still a niche sport in

6:32

this country. And as Michael alluded

6:34

to, inner Miami doesn't have a

6:36

tradition down here. They were a

6:38

very bad losing club before Messie

6:40

arrived. And so they have to

6:42

earn that. And my news was

6:44

more important. So we had to

6:46

get to that first. We've got

6:48

to get to the polls as

6:50

well here. Sorry, you did you?

6:52

No, it's also, I love to

6:54

talk. There's a couple of things,

6:56

man. Like, Jessica, like, oh my

6:58

goodness, you had a such a

7:00

run down here. Thank you so

7:02

much for befriending me. Thank you

7:05

so much for befriending me. Thank

7:07

you so much for befriending my

7:09

baby. You and leaving me and

7:11

inviting me. You and leaving me

7:13

and befriending my baby. You and

7:15

leaving me, I know it's gonna

7:17

keep going up and up and

7:19

up and up and up. I

7:21

love sitting in your way and

7:23

I wish you nothing but the

7:25

best is. Thank you, Juju. I

7:27

feel now that there has been

7:29

multiple sentimental comments made, I should

7:31

have prepared something. I didn't prepare

7:33

anything. I just made some like

7:35

snarky sarcastic like, ha, well, almost

7:37

some of you jokes and now

7:39

I feel bad. So, you made

7:41

me feel bad. We only prepared

7:43

a Taylor song, which I'm gonna

7:45

say is the greatest of indictments.

7:47

It's the least effort any of

7:49

us can provide in terms. of

7:51

anything to have a Taylor song

7:53

if we could perhaps end the

7:55

show when Drew Drew's done with

7:57

my top five things I'll miss

7:59

about Miami. Oh, excellent. We will

8:02

do that and we will, we

8:04

will play another song that we

8:06

have, but first we do have

8:08

to get to all of these

8:10

polls because people like the updating

8:12

of the polls. For sure, we're

8:14

gonna get to the polls, but

8:16

I have a apology as well

8:18

to the fans of the show.

8:20

I've been coming on here trying

8:22

to be the version of myself

8:24

that I think y'all wanna see.

8:26

and I turned into the fun

8:28

police out of a sudden, like,

8:30

holy moly, get this guy out

8:32

of here. So I want to

8:34

report a crime to myself to

8:36

the fun police and get me

8:38

out of here because what have

8:40

I been doing lately? Sheesh, over

8:42

correction in the worst way. Also,

8:44

salute to the chat. Jason Ambrose,

8:46

Billy Squibboks, Money, Money, Jordan, Cool,

8:48

Runnings, Night, 16, 74, I love

8:50

you. And also, the lastly, Greg

8:52

Cody Pinky Ring. We're not doing

8:54

enough reporting on grants, Cody Pinky

8:56

Ring. That thing is amazing. You,

8:58

sir, are a true player, and

9:01

I see you, brother. Thank you.

9:03

He's had that pinky ring for

9:05

a long time, but Monty Jones

9:07

is a big fan of your

9:09

pinky ring. The pinky ring has

9:11

been something in the Cody Arsenal

9:13

for how long? Probably 10 years.

9:15

Really, ever since I stopped wearing

9:17

a wedding ring. Why did you

9:19

do that? I'm still happily married.

9:21

My wedding ring, this is how

9:23

long I've been married, my wedding

9:25

ring actually broke, split in the

9:27

back, and I didn't have it

9:29

repaired, and it was like pinching

9:31

my skin and everything. So I'm

9:33

like, you know I'm married, I

9:35

love you, I don't need a

9:37

wedding ring. And so I want

9:39

a little bit of, I'm not

9:41

a, although I do have this

9:43

on, I'm not a big jewelry

9:45

guy, but I just adopted the

9:47

pinky ring. I'm having a bad-arm

9:49

life. Bad-arm year. Yeah, but thank

9:51

you for pointing that out. You

9:53

have no wedding ring. How does

9:55

Erlene feel about this? And are

9:57

you sure it's not because your

10:00

fingers have gotten better? She doesn't

10:02

care. No, my fingers have always

10:04

been this fat. She doesn't care.

10:06

No, I mean... When you've been

10:08

married, as long as we have,

10:10

come on. Who cares? Let's update,

10:12

put it on the poll at

10:14

Lebitard show. When you've been married,

10:16

as long as the Cody's have,

10:18

who cares? Yes or no, at

10:20

Lebitard show. I want 100% of

10:22

that result. What do we have

10:24

for polls here, Jujoo? Are there

10:26

some dumb-ass teams out there? This

10:28

might be a record. 99% of

10:30

the audience says, yes they are.

10:32

Do you offend Green Bay when

10:34

you go cheese that's not dairy?

10:36

90% of the audience says yes

10:38

you do offend those guys. Last

10:40

poll, have the jags ever been

10:42

electric? 82% of the audience says

10:44

No, they have never been electric

10:46

at all in their career. What

10:48

have been the Jag's biggest moments?

10:50

I've got them going into New

10:52

England and almost winning with Mark

10:54

Brunel as their quarterback, and I

10:56

also have them coming back from

10:59

28-0-the-chargers in a playoff game. Don't

11:01

forget the Blake Borders years. The

11:03

FC championship game of player portals.

11:05

Maybe the Steelers. Electric. Was it

11:07

Bordles that almost went into New

11:09

England? Oh, instead of from now?

11:11

It was Bordles. It was Bordles.

11:13

I watched that game at Bill

11:15

Barnwell's house. What a legend. Wow.

11:17

Oh, I'm gonna live near him

11:19

again. Barnwell's Barn. Yeah, it's a

11:21

legend. We had a best rant

11:23

nominee too from Jessif weekday, by

11:25

the way. I'm sorry. Go ahead,

11:27

Jujoo. Today Jessica had a nominee

11:29

for best rant today, which she

11:31

put a cherry on top by

11:33

saying Jerry has lent in his

11:35

eyebrows and is pissing me off

11:37

Man, I wish you guys would

11:39

have worn me about that beforehand.

11:41

Top five things Jessica, you had

11:43

bread in your eyebrows. I don't

11:45

think so, but now everyone thinks

11:47

I did. Not since Greg Cody

11:49

woke up in the morning at

11:51

Mardi Gras with mashed potatoes in

11:53

his hair. Have I heard a

11:55

stranger food being associated with somebody's

11:58

body parts then Red in your

12:00

eyebrows. Why are you being so

12:02

mean today? Put it on the

12:04

pole, Jujor. Have you ever had

12:06

bread in your eyebrows at Lebedtard

12:08

show? Top five things that Jessica

12:10

will or won't miss about Miami?

12:12

The won't list is too long.

12:14

Just kidding. The women at Navi

12:16

and Panther Coffee. I'll miss them

12:18

so much. You'll notice this will

12:20

be a hyper-local list. Number five,

12:22

Genesis, of course. She would have

12:24

been higher Chris fanfarer if. I

12:26

had seen her more than a

12:28

couple times in the last year.

12:30

She seems like she always gets

12:32

schedule and I'm out just saying.

12:34

Number four, Alex the GM at

12:36

Los Angeles and Coconut Grove. She's

12:38

great. She actually knows you Dan.

12:40

She's an absolute legend. I will

12:42

miss that restaurant. Number three, Bill

12:44

Bagg State Park. One of the

12:46

natural wonders of South Florida. Take

12:48

Willow there all the time, go

12:50

to the cleat, walk around, see

12:52

the lighthouse, Alferrito, Stiltsville, it's amazing,

12:54

I will miss it so much.

12:57

Terry and Claudiet, Pilates in the

12:59

Grove, mine. Favorite people

13:01

I took their advanced Pilates class for

13:03

the last couple years. Did you do

13:05

abs? Absolutely on purpose there. Abs, absolutely,

13:07

because I do have abs now, thank

13:09

you for noticing. She also, I believe

13:11

Terry told me once she teaches Bam

13:13

out of Bio, Pilates, or he goes

13:15

to the same studio. I'm not sure

13:17

which, but. Can she teach him to

13:19

play inside? I will ask her. She's

13:21

on Instagram, so I'll send her a

13:23

note. I'll miss them though. And number

13:25

one, of course, obviously, obviously, I'll bagel

13:27

Beagle. And

13:29

all of you guys,

13:32

except Jeremy. Chris Cody,

13:34

do you have a

13:37

song that honors what

13:39

I call my gangster

13:41

Wi-Fi? I've been last

13:44

in podcasted so long

13:46

that even my Brian

13:48

thinks that my mind

13:51

is gone But I

13:53

ain't never had a

13:56

bet with this much

13:58

purpose make it a

14:00

dear friend to a

14:03

dentured service 700 dollars

14:05

taken because I'm banking

14:07

on they keep losing

14:10

to the hawks in

14:12

the playing I really

14:14

hate to lose but

14:17

I got a bet

14:19

against the guy whose

14:22

kid would wear a

14:24

chicken on his head

14:26

what when I go

14:29

back home and want

14:31

to watch the game

14:33

I'm streaming and I

14:36

can't I realize how

14:38

lucky I've been in

14:41

my life been spending

14:43

most my life living

14:45

with some gangsters Wi-Fi

14:48

Juju how tired are

14:50

the fans of the

14:52

show He sounded

14:54

like weird Al Yankovic. Thank you. Hearing

14:57

Pearl Jam talk. How tired is the

14:59

audience hearing? He, Zazel is very excited

15:01

about Pearl Jam tonight. How tired is

15:04

the audience of Zazelow's Pearl Jam obsession?

15:06

times that if we say those two

15:08

words one more time we're gonna lose

15:10

a lot of listeners but hey they're

15:13

still here they're just bluffing you feel

15:15

me happy pearl jam day to my

15:17

brother Zaslow you feel me I'm so

15:19

glad you got those tickets bro thank

15:22

you very much. Juju see you tomorrow

15:24

buddy we'll talk to you thanks Juju

15:26

yes sir

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