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all the drama all right, so i just got back

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the texas, two-step college station

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was a unique experience, and if you're

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a fan of college football, everybody

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should go do that and people are fairly

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nice there and it's it's

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an atmosphere that it that is hard to top

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what i did sample the nightlife miami

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guy gotta go out got to see the people

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really sample what it's all dixie chicken

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i did go to dixie

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chicks and it did not

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disappoint one number

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one they have i'm beatrice

1:01

and you know i hate the draws a urinal

1:03

trod

1:04

the first thing you're saying about this

1:06

place for going straight to your arnold

1:08

i'm free and they also have

1:10

a rattlesnake on proud display but

1:12

so they go with mike you're mike

1:14

you're about your nose before

1:17

we started this and i thought you were going to say that was

1:19

in the stadium know it was an older stadium

1:21

and so wait there are still establishments

1:23

in the united states of america where you can only

1:25

be into a trough dixie chicken has

1:27

the troughs with the ice in it

1:29

and i was wondering why there

1:31

is ice in the troughs adjust

1:34

googled it and found out that it, it helps

1:37

with the smell i couldn't

1:39

have

1:40

any any evidence of that or

1:42

my experience smelled pretty pretty

1:44

pissy scent

1:47

of the place right did

1:49

you not yeah college season generally does

1:51

smell like manure there's a lot

1:53

more surround the agriculture

1:56

school is not that bad or there was

1:58

once he got that se cease once

2:00

you got that as you see money they kind of only

2:04

redevelop this one central part

2:06

of town and bam fairly nice hotel out

2:08

there and book been to restaurants

2:10

that are nice for their none

2:14

of which are over you're not hanged or complimentary

2:17

matthew states zoo say that you sound very

2:19

elitist right now i'm a i'm

2:21

a i'm a city slicker right it's right it's

2:23

it's different it is is mad

2:25

different a

2:27

the liquor

2:28

miami and sound condescending

2:30

like a it's the it's understand that

2:33

i'm from i'm from miami and it's just different

2:35

way of life out there they have they have

2:37

in their bar

2:38

i think i think college towns when

2:40

you're from that college town like you have

2:43

your places that you're fond of that

2:45

you love and then you bring an outsider to

2:47

them and they're like what is this place like it's

2:49

very specific to what you actually like

2:51

for example the backer and

2:53

south and it is like legendary

2:56

sidebar right off campus we

2:58

graduate notre dame everyone always comes back

3:00

and they go to the bathroom get drinks of i was

3:02

just a random person that walked into that place

3:04

i would be like this is just nothing to me

3:07

by it's all specific to what school you

3:09

they were white but isn't vanna isn't this the appeal

3:11

know when you talk about texas stadium being

3:13

antiseptic

3:15

then you talk about these places having

3:17

their own charms isn't that how minor

3:19

league football becomes a saturday kingsport

3:22

because we believe in the regional identities

3:24

of whatever i'm in this called in a matters

3:26

to me it's a part of who i am like a great thing

3:28

to so i am i am the

3:30

generally envious of that i think my

3:33

me the great a paint gonna lean

3:35

into a son by by not showing up we

3:37

don't have anything like that we have a very different

3:40

type of atmosphere for example miami

3:44

has seventeen thousand enrollees

3:46

to put that in perspective if i you which is a national

3:48

punchline a bit of a program that be miami

3:50

couple years ago at sixty six thousand

3:53

active students or

3:55

yeah so it it's we don't

3:58

have that we're we're in a football see miami

4:00

gardens and there's actually a lot

4:02

of stuff about that that i really like because

4:05

there are certain amenities and you cannot get a

4:07

call fields i was third row

4:09

on the the field and some of the the biggest boosters

4:11

of this program, we're just sitting in

4:14

the student section 2 because there was one box

4:16

for seven people in the miami program

4:18

that was i think of

4:20

that it pretty cool, but there are also

4:22

some things that college football fans really

4:25

near and dear, like their traditions like campus

4:27

stadiums i've heard that much as banter

4:30

for miami tell you something it's

4:32

not great it they

4:34

don't have the infrastructure it

4:36

takes 4 hours to get a new i

4:38

ended up having a walk to my to my hotel

4:40

that was a mile and half because it's

4:43

impossible to get a ride out there in

4:45

granted, it's a hundred and thousand people

4:47

that's a lot certainly more than i'll

4:50

ever see at a miami game at

4:52

a home but it's annoying when

4:54

miami plays a game if it's a great

4:56

crowd, i'm am in my car and i'm in, kendal

4:59

and 40 minutes, i can by

5:01

mcdonalds my late night meal, and

5:03

i i can sober on my kids because it's only

5:05

forty thousand people who were there

5:09

no it's it's it's because my has an infrastructure

5:11

to knock might not have good infrastructure

5:14

i will not stand for that though i that he and i

5:16

let her know her the internet for

5:18

her mind but my god me at i'd stayed in as

5:20

a five arteries the go in different directions said

5:22

you can send people out our world cause when

5:24

you that had said infrastructure it's just it's

5:26

inconvenient part of the time but it's not

5:29

it's not great you you have a thirty

5:31

minute walked through the quad to your

5:34

your your dorm or whatever

5:36

that's awesome he took me two and a

5:38

half hours believe that game years

5:40

old and years oct thirty

5:42

oh stadium where it takes an hour and a half the got

5:44

a parking lot to but like i i've also

5:46

been to a lot of college campuses that have

5:49

stadiums on the campus and when you leave the game

5:51

you don't really give a shit if you're in your car for forty

5:53

five minutes or an hour whatever as like

5:55

your that's part of eat at home

5:58

as okay

5:59

the the but the point an amazing is like

6:02

third there's multiple ways to skin a cat

6:04

i understand why they tie their identity

6:06

up in in it and they think it's it's awesome

6:09

and they they have to understand where i'm coming

6:11

from two words decidedly not

6:13

awesome for me but you didn't grow up

6:15

around deny what's what's what's he saying

6:17

it's it's an all day by midnight i want to the orange

6:19

bowl and that was annoying as i

6:22

get going there

6:23

was laborious leaving there

6:26

was laborious like i've had plenty of but

6:28

i've i've been conflate city with

6:30

college i've enjoyed walking off

6:32

campus and taking ninety minutes

6:34

to get off of campus because it takes

6:36

a minute because it's part of the communal saturday

6:39

that you're bringing a uniquely miami vantage

6:41

points to taking your act on the road

6:44

to a college town when we have not once

6:46

have never been one of those know you

6:48

want

6:48

you wanna experience leaving a stadium

6:50

that will pull your hair outs try getting out

6:52

of the soldier field parking one that when there's traffic

6:55

there is not good infrastructure around

6:57

that stadiums like maybe they just need to add

7:00

another road out of town for games

7:02

like i don't think that's an argument for against

7:04

and on

7:04

my you might not run though that you might not

7:06

find a four hour traffic jam charming

7:09

know what other

7:09

charming but i don't think that represents

7:12

like the entirety of on campus

7:14

football stadium concert what i'm saying is

7:16

whenever opposing fan bases have a go

7:18

at miami for the present circumstances

7:21

amin into how awesome this is it

7:24

is in terms of facilities straight

7:27

up a nice is facility a college team is playing

7:30

a our i wish more people would go and enjoy

7:32

it the seventeen thousand active students

7:34

is a pretty damn good reason as to why that

7:37

would not enough people go that

7:39

we have it really good down here it's a charmed

7:41

existence those people while

7:44

i'm actually in my own way trying to

7:46

give credit to the hundred and seven thousand

7:48

people at show up the car fields because

7:50

it's hard it's not easy

7:53

granted it's what it's the only game

7:55

in town and you'll make your day work

7:58

for there seattle

7:59

for it for you meet your email your you gotta

8:02

do is pull up that are parking lots

8:04

most of those seats are in the shade the

8:06

use of be out there supporting this team

8:09

ma'am i don't want to tell fans have to spend

8:11

their money

8:12

what it costs you'd like twelve dollars to go to the southern

8:14

miss game cause he twelve dollars

8:17

it's better agree twelve

8:19

dot i i even saw it

8:21

there's like twenty

8:22

we should we also

8:24

when you when most games like ads that like clemson

8:26

for example if you're if you're taking like

8:28

i say i forget which routed as out of clemson

8:31

it can be for my game it can take

8:33

forever to get back to agree more ever like out

8:35

of town but if you win a game like

8:37

your savoring every minute of it like very heart

8:39

of the experience and it's funny you're talking about the game

8:41

or listening to the late game on the

8:42

yeah right though when you when you get out retail

8:45

release on what do you remember feel goes you

8:47

don't really want to spend three hours and

8:49

traffic and i wish we would have scored

8:51

a touchdown but try

8:53

to do i would feel goals or the

8:55

reasons why we lost a game on a four alarm

8:57

we're rebuilding something and i'm

8:59

very encouraged by not being embarrassed

9:02

by my team as much as you try to make it embarrassing

9:04

for me it's not as i'm not going

9:06

to make an embarrassing for you i'm trying to get

9:08

you to slalom away from the generals

9:11

fan consumers that you are in

9:13

the nfl because this is a team you care about

9:15

our i was i was very sad to lose

9:17

that game i was bummed i felt like

9:19

we had an opportunity to accelerate

9:21

the timeline a little bit my point is that chris

9:24

cody and billie are today they got on

9:26

the bandwagon and they spoke for south florida

9:28

on how south florida phelps you

9:30

are taking a reasonable press conference

9:32

approach to the aftermath saying you're taking

9:35

him one game at a time and you're trusting

9:37

the process either not one game it's a bad

9:39

way to be blue writer and on it out right now

9:41

you that er hang one up on those guys we'll

9:45

see by the end of the year is this

9:47

just something that we're reading too much

9:49

into in texas a and m ends up firing

9:51

jimbo fisher at the end of the season and

9:53

that's not any sort of moral victory whatsoever

9:56

not good door is it the

9:58

washington game of of to that than

10:00

where you lose on the road and you realize

10:02

what's that like you have a learn how to win that

10:04

game and then you go on a run my we're

10:06

not here with our to compare this to

10:09

the door sea run was a one championships

10:11

after losing it washington would you

10:13

compare to what i'm saying is that that was an in game

10:15

was a bit of a turning point and you realize

10:17

that there was a sea change in the suffered had been

10:19

happening the miami leading up to that point in

10:21

even in that game was about

10:24

to change and i don't know what to make a that

10:26

because i don't actually think texas am is very

10:28

good which hurts my my feelings

10:30

because my me lawsuit thing that i don't

10:32

believe to be good that are fenced

10:34

sock that is not

10:36

a good team miami should have won

10:39

that game despite everything that was working

10:41

against them in that in in

10:43

a game caulfield you

10:46

one right we don't

10:48

have receivers we knew that coming into this game

10:50

we knew that come into this season they gotta

10:52

get receivers the quarterbacks not trust

10:54

in the receivers you get that through

10:56

our seasons unfortunately there's no fix

10:58

for this year guys are gonna have to step

11:01

up they didn't set up in this game they dropped seven

11:03

passes they make a single contests in debt

11:05

i don't know what to tell ya other than that

11:07

the good news is the problems are very avid

11:10

marshall beats upstate you'll have a transitive

11:13

lost a bowling green to

11:14

oh yeah

11:16

no wait if if marshall

11:18

beads black and say that means

11:20

marshall is better than texas now

11:22

i got the appalachian

11:24

save me to run the table for the transit property

11:27

thing for me to work is so torso

11:29

to having a slogan for the season or

11:31

what granted him raymond chandler

11:33

transcend try to poverty chance there

11:36

is a website i think a twitter account that

11:38

dedicated to the transitive property that kentucky

11:41

and to like the buffalo bills as as a whittingham

11:43

says correctly what the hell are we don't we're just

11:45

drawn a bunch of teams out there bunch of transfer

11:47

portals sir father

11:48

the people thought they do it on reddit cause football

11:51

every year

11:51

that there was only one rattlesnake in

11:53

a bar apparently there were three rattlesnakes

11:55

in the bar but someone got thrown through the plate

11:57

glass window one day like couple

12:00

years ago they caught one of

12:02

them the third one escaped and legend

12:04

has it that the third rattlesnake is just somewhere

12:06

around the property of dixie chicks that's

12:10

your dixie chicken history lesson you

12:12

can't get that at hard rock stadium cannot

12:14

get that rattlesnake you can probably get a lot of

12:16

other things at hard rock stadium though a

12:19

lot of things that are almost as invasive

12:21

and illegal