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the Dan Patrick Show. There were reports

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yesterday that's six or maybe

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up to eight MLB

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owners don't want to play this season.

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The reason seems to be strictly financial,

0:48

but still, can you imagine owning a baseball

0:51

team and not wanting to

0:53

see your team play?

0:56

Isn't that the whole point here? I

0:59

understand owners, especially in small markets,

1:02

might really need that cash flow

1:04

and they don't want to lose money on this upcoming

1:07

season, But underneath it all,

1:10

it's not supposed to be about the money. If

1:12

you're rich, you buy a team because you love

1:14

baseball, you love the sport. I

1:17

don't think the public thinks that's the case, because

1:22

it looks like these owners are just looking at the bottom

1:24

line and this is not for the betterment

1:26

of baseball or the fan

1:28

base. Here. This is about

1:31

halves and the have nots, whether it's the owners

1:33

with a lot of money, or it's players

1:35

who are going to make a lot of money. And then you

1:37

have the smaller markets, and then you have a

1:39

majority of the

1:42

baseball players who don't make more

1:44

than a million dollars. They need to come back

1:46

and play baseball. I

1:49

don't know if there's going to be a season. I assume

1:51

there will be. I do think there is a

1:55

I know that there's a conspiracy

1:57

theorists out there, and I

1:59

spoke to one yesterday, but you

2:01

know, he's in the baseball world, and

2:04

I said, what is the what's going

2:06

on here? Now? Trying to understand the commissioner

2:09

is going to have everybody, order everybody to

2:11

come back. And he said, there

2:13

is a strategic timeline that

2:17

will unfold here and you'll see exactly

2:19

what the Commissioner has in mind. I

2:21

go, wait, what does that mean. It's

2:24

going to be a strategically placed

2:28

start of the season, end of the season

2:31

start date, end date, and you're

2:33

going to get a fifty game schedule probably.

2:36

I said, okay, and

2:39

you know and then he said, look, I know you've been negative about

2:42

baseball and you call yourself Danny downer,

2:44

but think of this. Every team

2:46

that plays has

2:48

a chance. When's the last

2:51

time you've started a baseball season where

2:53

you went, we don't have more than

2:55

four or five teams that can win it all.

2:59

Every team will have a chance because

3:01

of it's only fifty games. And I said,

3:03

well, don't doesn't

3:05

every team have a chance every year when they

3:07

start the season. It goes yeah, But after a while,

3:10

you know, the cream rises to the top, and the teams

3:12

that have the most money talent, they're

3:15

able to go out and pick up somebody, they can trade for

3:17

somebody, and these smaller markets can't. I

3:19

said, I understand it. I believe

3:21

that's just called baseball. But the fifty

3:23

game schedule, and you

3:25

know, this guy said, trust

3:28

me, it's going to be a photo

3:30

finish. It'll be great. Get

3:32

baseball back, And I go, okay, how about

3:34

we just get baseball back, right,

3:38

doesn't it. This feels like, hey, you

3:40

know what, We're gonna have the New York City Marathon and

3:43

it starts on the twenty first mile. It's

3:45

gonna be great. Everybody's got a chance

3:48

to win. Okay,

3:50

everybody's gonna be bunched up here going to

3:52

the finish line. All right. So

3:55

that's all I have. That's all I know. And that's

3:57

somebody who admits that their conspiracy

4:00

theorist. They think the commissioner

4:02

has this mapped out exactly

4:04

when he is going to start the season. And

4:07

I went, okay, and

4:10

he's going to have it. It's a fifty

4:13

game schedule. And I said, okay, But

4:15

that's all I know. And I promised you I

4:18

wouldn't waste your time, and you know,

4:20

ranting and raving and criticizing the

4:22

players and the owners and the commissioner. I

4:24

wanted something where at least I could

4:26

try to move it forward the best I can. And

4:28

that's all I got for you today, because

4:31

nobody knows anything. And

4:34

that's scary. I'm not talking about baseball

4:36

insiders. It feels like the owners and

4:39

the players and the commissioner

4:41

and the head of the end of Major League Baseball

4:43

Players Association. I don't know if they know anything.

4:46

I would just say to the commission And

4:49

I don't know if Mike Greenberg said this

4:51

when he had Commissioner Fest on

4:53

the Mothership the other night. I

4:55

don't know if that's the official title, Welcome

4:58

to Commissioner Fest. If

5:00

you say to the Commissioner

5:02

major League Baseball, Rob Manfred, hey,

5:05

how about you and Tony Clark, who head up

5:07

the Baseball Players Association, get

5:10

in the same room, just you two, and

5:12

if you want to have a mediator, we can do that. We

5:14

can have a marriage counselor in there, and

5:17

they're just going to help you in closer

5:19

and closer to what is

5:21

real. How about that, would you?

5:24

I would ask the commissioner, and

5:27

we've asked for him, by the way, but I would

5:29

say, why can't you just get in the room

5:31

with Tony Clark, the head of the Baseball Player Association,

5:35

just you two, and you're not You know, if

5:37

I got argue with my brother, my

5:39

younger brother, my mom would lock us in a room and say

5:41

figured out and then then I'll let you guys

5:43

out. Of

5:46

course, we got to hit each other with sticks

5:48

and things like that. But I don't know, if

5:50

you know the commissioner and the head of the player

5:52

association would be allowed to do that, but you

5:54

know, we'd eventually settle it and we'd walk out.

5:58

But I mean, at least have

6:00

a game plan. And I'm

6:02

told there is a game plan, believe it or not. And

6:05

it's a heavy handed, heavy

6:08

handed game plan by the commissioner,

6:10

is what I was told. I said, okay,

6:12

all right, and my story

6:14

said, I'll hopefully have other details

6:17

for you today, and he

6:19

said, look, this isn't a conspiracy theory.

6:21

This is what is being talked about. That

6:24

he has a timeline of when

6:26

there's going to be a season. I said, okay,

6:30

all right, I'll play naive again. I'm

6:33

good. I'm good at that. I'll just go, okay,

6:35

we're gonna have baseball here, but I

6:37

think we're gonna have maybe

6:39

fifty games. What is happening with these

6:42

six or eight owners? And I heard it wasn't

6:44

that many owners, but there were three two to three

6:46

owners who said, why would

6:48

we come back? All we do is we're

6:50

gonna lose money, We're not gonna be in the playoffs, and

6:53

we're gonna lose money because

6:55

there's no fans here, and

6:57

that's why they don't want to restart the

7:00

season. And I understand that these are two

7:02

or three small market teams owners. I get that,

7:05

But the other owners, you

7:08

know, they're going to get into the postseason and

7:10

they're gonna make money. Baseball just

7:12

signed this long term deal with TNT,

7:16

and that's all about the postseason. I

7:20

try not to pick sides with it, because

7:22

every day it feels like I'm changing sides. I'm

7:25

just trying to illuminate you

7:27

on some of the things that I've heard or

7:30

my feelings on this, having covered strikes

7:32

and lockouts in multiple sports. Here,

7:35

they don't have safety guidelines in place for Major

7:37

League Baseball yet I brought

7:39

up something so simple that I don't

7:41

know if Baseball can do anything about

7:44

it. If you're on first base and

7:46

there's a first baseman there, how

7:49

are we practicing social distancing

7:51

here? How about the catcher you

7:54

go to the plate? Like these are just simple

7:56

things, and I don't know

7:58

how they've been addressed. If you've been addressed, and

8:00

then they came if they'd come up with a solution here,

8:04

all right. I spent far too much time on

8:06

this, and I vowed when I came in this morning,

8:08

I'm going to try to get through the first hour with not talking

8:10

baseball. And I did

8:14

a little bit. All right, mcluvin,

8:17

you got a poll question for me. Okay, so

8:19

we put up an NBA poll question.

8:22

Does going to Orlando and

8:25

eating great food, playing basketball and hang out with

8:27

your friends sound amazing or

8:29

awful? For three months? It's

8:32

three months? Still sixty

8:34

one say amazing? Yeah, I think

8:37

dad, I think parents with young kids are

8:39

really into that idea right now. Three

8:43

months a long time. That's that's

8:45

really a long time. That'd be the good teams for three

8:47

months, So I'll get out in ten months. Yeah.

8:50

I just didn't know if you can remove

8:53

them after they've played for two months

8:55

and they can have the Eastern Conference Western Conference

8:57

Finals in their home arenas, and

9:00

then I don't want to worry about other as

9:02

many people who are going to be there in Orlando.

9:04

But you might say, look, all the safeguards are going to be

9:06

in place, and by then you

9:09

know they're going to be able to have this quarantine

9:12

as well as you could possibly do it, I'm

9:14

guessing. And then when these teams lose then

9:16

they leave, though you would, you're going

9:18

to greatly reduce the workstaff there by

9:21

the time you get to the NBA finals. They're

9:24

so desperate to get these finals in. There's so much

9:26

money attached to hundreds of millions of dollars

9:28

are attached to this. Hundreds

9:30

of millions of dollars. That's

9:32

why they're pushing so hard for a baseball

9:35

season. Yeah, me, club, where do you stand after

9:37

seeing all this? Having sixteen

9:39

teams just played the playoffs in the NBA compared

9:41

to the twenty two that they're bringing in. I

9:43

didn't want twenty two, but

9:46

they're like, they want to say, we want

9:48

to have this as close to normal as

9:50

possible. I just don't know if you

9:52

can. I don't need to bring in twenty

9:55

two teams. Sixteen Fine,

9:57

okay, I'm sorry Zion didn't

10:00

make the playoffs, but you

10:03

know, they want to have a certain number of regular season

10:05

games contractually, and

10:07

you want to get the postseason in, and

10:10

there hell bent on doing that. I brought

10:12

up something in the first hour. In fact,

10:14

I found out something in the first hour. Mark

10:16

Price of the Cleveland Cavaliers not in the Basketball

10:19

Hall of Fame, and he

10:22

was an All American at Georgia Tech. He

10:24

was drafted in the first round he

10:28

I think Dallas drafted. Then he goes to the Cavaliers,

10:30

helped them become contenders,

10:33

and he was the I think Larry Bird was

10:36

the first player who went fifty from the floor,

10:38

forty from three point range, ninety from the free throw

10:40

line. Mark Price was the second one to

10:42

do that. Four

10:46

time All Star. Maybe didn't

10:48

play long enough. I don't know, but I

10:51

was kind of surprised that Mark Price is not

10:53

in the Hall of Fame because it's about college and

10:56

pro. But I

11:01

mean Mark Price was right there with Kevin

11:04

Johnson, John Stockton, Isaiah Thomas, like

11:06

he had a run. He

11:09

had a run where he averaged at

11:11

least fifteen and eight assist a game seven

11:14

year period. So he's right

11:16

there with Isaiah kJ and

11:19

John Stockton. Yeah, Polly,

11:21

but he was a very good player if you're

11:23

a hardcore fan. But he was in such a shadow

11:26

with the players around him at the time, Like you said,

11:28

Isaiah Magic Jordan

11:30

just in his own conference, there are so many more flashy,

11:34

exciting, highlight players. He was

11:36

easily forgotten by the casual fan if

11:38

they had beaten the Bully if they had gone

11:40

to Eastern Conference finals.

11:43

And that was a really talented team, those

11:46

cas That cav team was really

11:48

good. Doherty and Nancy in their price.

11:50

That was a good team, but they

11:54

didn't do a good job double covering Michael

11:56

Jordan. All Right, some phone calls here,

11:58

and then once again we'll talk to the great comedian

12:01

Bill Burr. Also this

12:03

day in a show history. Do

12:06

you have this, Paully, it's ready for later? Okay,

12:09

I don't want to take it. You could do an

12:11

apuant. Well, Marvin,

12:13

who answers the phones here, came up with

12:16

this from this date one

12:19

year ago today. Do

12:21

you want to do this? You want to do this now? It

12:24

was a big deal at the time. Okay,

12:26

all right, this is a one year ago

12:29

today. Kevin Costner

12:31

in studio in New York. Second time he

12:33

had joined us, and he

12:36

went after Paully. And here's how

12:38

it sounded. I watched Field of Dreams

12:40

just again the other day. Everyone loves that movie. It's got

12:42

a lot of legs that could be around forever. But I

12:44

was wondering, when you're getting pitched Field of Dreams,

12:46

when they're pitching you, you were at your peak of stardom.

12:48

Do you ever think this could be really still?

12:52

No, no, no,

12:55

no, we can't do that. Yeah yeah,

12:59

kids, fence. Just

13:02

okay, Polly, you can't say that, and you

13:05

can't say that. Did you see what he said that

13:07

you said, you pete, you

13:10

misquoted me? You were

13:12

okay, wait what did you say? You were?

13:16

So? But don't you push me down?

13:19

But when did you ever think when you got pitched the

13:21

idea for Field Dreams, this could be really silly.

13:24

It turned out fantastic. I can tell you exactly

13:26

where I was when I read that movie. Dan

13:28

and I were talking about it before we

13:31

started the role, and I apologize

13:33

for humiliating you. He

13:35

just got the same treatment as that fan suck

13:40

suck the

13:44

the I apologize to the audience

13:47

too. Uh the you

13:49

can use that word if you just use it sparely, and it's

13:51

just like a sword. I'm

13:54

aware. He

13:56

was talking about For Love of the Game, where he

13:58

plays this picture Billie Chapel, and he

14:00

said that they were shooting the movie and

14:02

they had the extras, and these New Yorkers

14:05

are yelling out, you suck, Billy Chapel,

14:07

suck, And that's not supposed to be in the movie

14:09

there, but the extras were there, and

14:12

I guess shooting late at night, and they were mad, you

14:14

know that they whenever they were getting twenty

14:16

five dollars a day and they're yelling at Kevin Costa

14:18

on the mound in true

14:21

New York form. That was

14:23

this day in show history, a year

14:25

ago today. Yeah. Point, that was a wild

14:28

scene because we got along very, very well

14:30

within the last couple of times we had him in studio. I

14:32

really was trying to say that he had reached

14:35

like a high level. They got it, they got it,

14:37

but it's funny how it didn't come out right.

14:39

And his face was like you could

14:41

see him, he like jerks

14:43

back and he's ready to get well. What was worse when

14:45

mclovin and Joe

14:48

Montana, Oh yeah, because you

14:50

told Joe Montana. You instigated that

14:52

way. I told Joe what

14:54

you had said before on numerous

14:56

occasions, that Joe Montana was the system quarterback.

14:59

Right, Okay, so you never said,

15:01

Hey, whatever you do, don't tell

15:03

Joe Montana. Well, I mean, Steve

15:06

Young obviously walked right in there and did the same

15:08

thing. What does that imply to you? I know and

15:11

Joe Montana, he

15:13

turned on you. You still stand by

15:15

that that Joe Montana was a system quarterback. Yeah.

15:19

I taught by a big Twitter debate who at

15:21

the end of the day, who's gonna have a better career of Russell Wilson

15:23

or Joe Montana. I actually thought of Paulie immediately

15:25

with that one. Joe

15:28

Montana probably

15:31

Russell Wilson threw an interception at the gold

15:33

Mine. What if he hadn't? But he did? What

15:36

was it? It was the terrible play call. It

15:38

was he threw the pass and

15:43

I don't know if they're getting back to another Montana

15:45

went four no. I

15:49

mean, he never threw an interception in a Super Bowl.

15:51

It's Joe Montana. It's not

15:53

even closed. Russell Wilson will have better stats.

15:56

But that's what today's quarterback is about. Better

15:58

stats. Joe Tanna was

16:00

four no in the Super Bowl, never threw an interception.

16:03

But if Russell Wilson and landed with Bill Walsh

16:05

in San Francisco worked that way,

16:09

he landed with Pete Carroll, who's going to go into the

16:11

Hall of Fame? True? What Joe

16:13

Montana gone to Seattle? What would happen

16:16

I wait, don't do this. Tom Brady

16:18

been drafted and by the Arizona Cardinals, he'd

16:20

be out of the league and not ruggedly

16:23

handsomely posing. Oh I know that the

16:26

pictures of Tom Brady in the new Tampa

16:28

Bay uniforms came out. Yeah, you still

16:30

owe us an opinion on that. By the way,

16:33

do you like the new look rugged Tommy? It's

16:35

it's okay. But when you say, is Tom Brady

16:37

handsome more handsome now or when

16:39

he was younger? And I don't want to get into that.

16:42

He just you know, he's a handsome guy,

16:45

and like ruggedly handsome.

16:47

When you get older, you're ruggedly handsome.

16:49

At some point in your thirties, you transfer from

16:51

hot to handsome, and that's that's a good I

16:54

didn't. Yeah, I never did

16:56

that. I never Seaton's

16:59

the only one with boyband good looks. But

17:01

even now that

17:03

that maybe, if that was true, that was ten years

17:06

ago. Yeah. Yeah.

17:08

But and Fritzie, you know, he had

17:10

his run too, about two years when

17:13

you're backage camp counselor fell

17:15

off the Yeah,

17:17

I never had it, but

17:20

you know, Seaton had it for a Seaton had it for a little

17:22

while longer than everybody, but Todd

17:25

had a good run there for probably what three or

17:27

four years? Yeah,

17:30

no, you know you were a beefed up mark ruffles

17:32

late teens, move into the early mid twenties

17:34

and then

17:36

I don't know. All

17:38

right, we'll get to phone calls here and

17:40

uh yeah, the uh the Tampa

17:43

Bay photos of Tom, all

17:45

right, they look good. I want to see a cream sickle

17:47

I don't care about these other Tampa uniforms

17:50

there. That's what I want

17:52

to see. I think we have the only mock up.

17:54

And that's out in the man cave where I brought

17:56

in our street artist Arcy, and I said, put

17:58

him in the cream sick uniforms there.

18:01

That's what I want to see when he's able to do

18:03

that. All right, we'll take a break phone calls,

18:06

and the great comedian Bill Burr will join us

18:08

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19:59

I don't know, I I don't know how to quite put into words,

20:01

like she was one of those people she put the glasses

20:03

on and they had the wig that she was and she just became

20:05

somebody else, which was very

20:07

intimidating. I was like, my god, I just

20:10

a stupid comic. How am I gonna hang in here

20:12

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amazing. But how do you work on

20:16

the makeout scenes? You

20:19

don't Radio loves

20:22

It and all the creeps are in Radio? Like,

20:24

how does this work? What was that? Like? Did

20:26

you feel feelings? Um?

20:29

Believe it or not? I had never

20:31

done a kiss scene,

20:33

kissing scene in any acting other

20:35

than like kissing somebody hello real quick when you came

20:37

home? So you know, and it's

20:40

funny, is nobody you just assumed

20:42

that you know what you're doing so um.

20:46

I just remember before we did the first one, she was

20:49

just she just looked at Chuch. She goes, is this like a

20:51

kiss kiss? Or is this like and

20:53

he goes, oh, you know, you're you're you're totally

20:56

head over heels and blah blah. It was just so

20:58

like mechanical that it just

21:01

felt like it was part of the job,

21:03

which so that's what it was. And then not to mention,

21:05

like, you know, the way we were shooting,

21:08

we were in close, so the people like who

21:10

lived in the house next door who

21:12

weren't in the movie, we're all sitting on their stairs

21:14

looking at it. So it was probably

21:16

the least romantic thing ever.

21:19

So you're you're, you know, you're in your head. Oh my god, you

21:21

know it's my breath. Steak is just going to look bad

21:23

and blah blah blah. It's it's nothing, nothing

21:26

like what you think. Well, And the reason why

21:28

I bring it up, I wasn't being creepy because

21:31

I was in a Sandler movie where I have to

21:33

kiss a woman and I'm not script

21:35

it's not scripted to kiss her. Sandler decides

21:37

to throw it into the script and

21:40

and it was awkward. I didn't know

21:43

the woman, and I had no time to

21:45

think about it. And then you kiss

21:47

her, and then I was like, oh god,

21:49

hopefully I don't have to do another take. Like it

21:51

was uncomfortable. That's exactly

21:53

what I thought. And I remember when I got through

21:55

that, I was like, all right, this movie's all downhill from

21:57

there. You know. I got through

22:00

that they somehow liked what I did, and

22:02

now I can kind of continue on. So I

22:04

actually, you know, a lot of being a comedian, people

22:06

will say, oh my god, I can't believe you do that. Out

22:09

of you get the nerve to go up there. I find

22:11

acting is

22:13

takes way more courage because like we

22:16

stand up. I mean, there is the initial the first

22:18

time they call you up there and you hang on for dear life.

22:20

But you have like an act and you you control

22:24

the areas that you're gonna go to,

22:26

so you will is you will create

22:29

a comfort zone up there that you can just stay

22:31

in for your whole career if you want. But

22:33

like you get into acting, it's like to

22:36

have you know, you look at the page going I don't know how to do. I

22:38

gotta dance, you know.

22:40

Opposite Mark Wahlbergers I might to doing something.

22:42

I was like, oh my, what is It's just like, we

22:45

wrote this, we hired you, Now

22:47

you have to do it. Whereas a comedian, I could

22:49

be like, no, I'm not doing that. That's not

22:51

me. That's not part of my brand. Like

22:54

with with acting, it's like, we wrote this, you

22:56

have to go do it. And also

22:58

when they see your performance, and I've seen

23:00

some of the reactions, it's like, oh, wow, he

23:03

can be a serious actor. And I remind

23:05

people, and I said this after I watched the movie.

23:08

If you think of comedy, there's

23:10

a lot of darkness to comedy

23:13

because you live things in your life.

23:16

You just illuminate them to make jokes

23:18

of what happened that could be something bad. You

23:21

know, Sandler doing uncut gems, and they're like,

23:23

man, he can be a serious actor. I'm

23:25

assuming as a comedian you're kind of

23:28

digging deep into dark areas there with

23:30

your family, and then you make

23:32

fun of it. So you are acting

23:34

that way. If you listen to a

23:36

lot of stories that comics

23:38

tell, what they're

23:40

telling you is very what

23:43

happened in the life was very dramatic, and

23:45

they live the drama of it, and then telling the

23:47

story afterwards is just like

23:49

putting the like, oh jeez, you wouldn't listen, you wouldn't

23:51

believe this day. But like as whatever

23:53

they're joking about when it was happening, it

23:55

wasn't funny to them, So you

23:58

know, I don't I don't

24:00

know. It's also kind of funny to me that you would think that somebody

24:02

could actually live a drama free life,

24:05

like nothing bad was going to happen, you have no

24:07

disagreements, just walking around

24:10

with like a red nose and a clown horn all

24:12

the day long. I mean, it's just not what

24:14

it is, but you know what it's like. However,

24:16

people see you then that that's the perception.

24:19

I mean, before I became a comedian, I thought comedians

24:21

were the coolest people in the world. That all they

24:23

did was just go around joking around all

24:26

day, making you laugh every eight seconds.

24:29

You know that thing that a lot of people in the club, the

24:31

crowd do when they come up to you like wow, you're

24:33

like really mellow, wow, You're not Like I was, like,

24:35

do you think I was going to be that guy screaming

24:38

around and jumping up and down, Like how long would that be

24:40

interesting? When I had Judd Appatel on

24:42

last week, I said, can you guys, the reason

24:44

why comedians hang out with comedians is

24:47

you probably don't suffer fools then and

24:49

if you're with like, you know, Jimmy next door,

24:52

he's gonna try too hard to make you laugh. So

24:55

does that white comedians hang out with each other? Well,

25:00

I think just juxtaposition where we are,

25:02

we probably you know, you get to know your co workers, you

25:04

hang out with them and stuff, and my

25:06

thing as long as somebody's cool or whatever, like

25:09

I can hang out with them, and I

25:12

know that I don't want to sit around and talk about

25:14

my job after I'm done doing it,

25:16

the same way a plumber. I don't want to sit there and be

25:18

like so like when you get a busted radiator

25:21

if he doesn't want to sit there and talk about that. So I usually

25:23

whoever I hang out with, I try to they're

25:26

into sports. That's what's great about sports,

25:28

as you can steer it. You know. I remember

25:30

the first time I did your show, we

25:32

went to a break and I brought up

25:35

some sports analogy or something like that,

25:37

and you just looked over at me, and you would like, these

25:39

are the thoughts that consume your world, and I

25:41

was like, oh my god, I just did that

25:43

to him. What is the last thing

25:46

Dan Patrick wants to talk about during a

25:48

break of a sports show? More sports?

25:50

And I did it, so we're

25:52

all guilty of it. Oh, I know. But people will

25:54

do that. They'll go and here, let me give you

25:56

a sports analogy. Like I couldn't understand

25:59

something and there's a sports

26:01

analogy that they have to dumb it down

26:03

for me to go, Oh, okay, now

26:06

I get it. Yeah, I

26:08

wanted your approval that I was officially

26:10

a sports fan. What do you with comedians?

26:12

People want your approval. I guess that they're funny

26:16

or you know, but I don't know. I find

26:18

most part people are pretty cool. We're talking to Bill

26:20

Burr. The movie is The King of Staten Island

26:22

and Pete Davidson. It's a Judd Apatel

26:24

film. Also f is for Family

26:27

at Stars Bill and Laura Dern the fourth

26:29

season of the animated Netflix series

26:32

What sport are you missing the most right now? That's

26:37

a tough one. I would say the

26:40

last two months was playoff

26:42

hockey. Yeah, and I just kind of

26:44

like I'm more in like just baseball. I guess I missed

26:46

baseball. I got excited to

26:49

see some stuff about the NFL. I

26:51

mean, I don't know how this works when you know you have

26:53

a pandemic and the fire

26:56

isn't put out yet, and then they all

26:58

right, we're gonna go out now and

27:00

get the fire going again. I'd

27:03

be honest with you, I don't understand why we have all this money

27:05

to bail out banks, but we don't have an

27:08

additional fund to just get everybody tested.

27:10

You know who has it, you know who doesn't. Whoever has it

27:12

stays home and everybody else can go to work so they don't lose

27:15

their house or their business. You would

27:17

think. I mean, I know it's a behemoth

27:19

trying to run a country. I said that like

27:21

I've ever done it. But you know, you

27:24

know, I know it's not that simple. But I

27:26

hope we're gonna I heard New York is like

27:29

getting tested is getting a lot

27:31

easier, which was the first positive

27:33

news I've heard in a while. So hopefully.

27:37

I don't know. I just don't want to see people go broke.

27:40

Why don't you stick to the jokes here? Bill? Okay,

27:43

did I get over my paper? Do

27:48

you remember what was it? Well? I don't know,

27:50

if it was intimidating, maybe that's not the right word.

27:52

But when you're on with Chappelle, when you're on that

27:54

show or you're on Breaking Bad, the

27:57

magnitude of that and maybe they're not the

28:00

same. But what were those feelings

28:02

like when you were working, you know,

28:04

on those those two shows, Oh,

28:07

the night before, in the in the van ride

28:09

over to set. Yeah, terrified, like how

28:12

to Yeah, you never feel at least

28:14

I don't feel worthy of being there. And

28:19

but then I got this German Irish thing

28:21

where I can just wall off all of my feelings,

28:25

which is bad in my personal life, but in

28:27

my professional life it's good. Like I I

28:29

there's like a place I can go to mentally

28:32

that I just like, all right, I'm just you know,

28:34

one foot in front of the other. I'm just gonna do this scene.

28:37

People want you to, you know, they want it to go well.

28:40

And then it's like afterwards, like the level

28:42

of relief that I have. You

28:45

know, after if I would do stand up on Letterman

28:47

and it went well, just the level of

28:50

relief, I would get so wound

28:53

up emotionally, and then right before I

28:55

would go out there, I would I had this little

28:57

mental game I could play to get myself out

28:59

of that. You know, I used to do the

29:01

thing I would I would walk by the crowd and really look

29:03

at the crowd as they were lined up waiting to go into the

29:05

Ed Sullivan Theater. You know, look

29:08

at that guy with his I Love New York t shirt.

29:10

These are just regular people, Bill, This is just

29:12

like doing a spot at the seller. It's just

29:14

Dave Letterman is going to be sitting, you know, five feet

29:16

away from you. So yeah,

29:19

I don't know if you measure

29:21

yourself with like Chappelle and his brilliance

29:24

and you know, can you be on that level

29:26

or you're gonna be on breakout? That that's very

29:28

easy. Answered, No, not even

29:31

remotely. Davis Davis, Dave and

29:33

then the rest of us are doing stand up. I mean, his

29:36

latest special is incredible. Um

29:40

yeah, well you just you

29:42

know, you look at some great team. I'm

29:44

gonna do a sports talogy, yet not

29:46

for you, because this is how I lived my life.

29:49

Okay. On all sports

29:51

teams, there is there is

29:53

the Tom Brady Joe Montana guy.

29:56

But then you know, then there's also like the guys

29:58

who just like just step up and

30:00

make a play. Um,

30:03

Malcolm Butler. There's those those guys. They

30:06

step up in the moment and then like you

30:08

just look like, I'm just gonna do my

30:10

job. My job is to

30:12

you know, do this these little

30:15

five lines. I got these five lines down.

30:17

Dave Chappelle's carrying the way of this or Brian

30:19

Cranston, Um,

30:21

Yeah, I find you just do your job

30:23

and get and when they say cut, you get

30:26

that, you get you get out

30:28

of the way. Sorry about that.

30:31

That's Bill Burr, comedian joining us on the program.

30:33

Uh, you gotta do something with the background

30:36

there in your crib. I don't,

30:38

Yeah, you do, I don't. Yeah,

30:40

you're like a seventeen year old chick who's

30:42

accessorizing too much. I can barely see

30:44

you. You got dolls, you gotta you just need

30:47

braceless in a nose ring, do

30:49

you? Why don't you send me half of that crap

30:51

and we'll meet in the middle. Do you have bars on

30:53

your window there? What kind of neighborhood

30:55

you live? What kind of Oh

30:58

they're curtained. Oh they look like ours. Yeah,

31:01

I'm a minimalist. Well you want to go

31:03

around, Yeah, let's go around the room. Here yourself.

31:06

I got something for breaking bad fans.

31:09

I usually don't say souvenirs, but this

31:11

shirt was so ridiculous. This is I just have

31:13

this laying here. This is the shirt stagecoach

31:16

shirt or whatever, the cowboy shirt that

31:19

I wore when we robbed the train. Why

31:21

didn't you get it framed? I

31:24

haven't got around to it. All right?

31:26

What else do you have in there? And that was like seven

31:28

years ago or whenever? A

31:30

right, let's show you what else do you got here? I'll show you the

31:32

coolest thing any any fan ever got

31:34

me? Okay, here we go, all right? Um,

31:40

So I did a gigging in Boston. I'm

31:43

a huge hockey fan. And this guy

31:45

who custom paints goalie

31:47

masks. Look at this bur

31:50

oh, it says bur ruin

31:53

bah. And on this side it's got

31:55

look at that, it's got George Carlin, Richard

31:57

pryor uh. On

32:00

this side. I played drums as a hobby. So the

32:02

East in big band days, they would they would say

32:04

br like Buddy rich led zeppein

32:06

because I like John Bonham and Steven

32:09

Adler's skull from the Appetite

32:11

for destruction. And

32:13

then on top I'm a Ford

32:16

guy, I also say go

32:18

you know what yourself at the end of my podcast.

32:20

So the F word is written like the Ford logo.

32:23

Can't have that. And on the back he's got a Patrise

32:25

O'Neil, the greatest comed guy.

32:29

Isn't that incredible? That is awesome? And

32:31

he just gave it to me and I

32:33

could barely thank him and he left.

32:36

Who's over your right shoulder, that's

32:40

Angus Young. That's Angush Young on

32:42

the High Voltage Tour. That's Bobby your

32:45

And down there, that's at the Comedy Store

32:48

with Dana Carvey,

32:51

uh, Norm McDonald and David

32:53

Spade, three of my

32:56

huge comedy heroes. That was my favorite

32:58

cast of SNL and night.

33:00

We were all down there, I think it was David

33:02

Spade show, and

33:05

he put me on in the main room comedy store

33:07

back when you could do stand up comedy in front of

33:09

human beings, and you

33:13

know, we went down there just it just so happened that there

33:15

was a photographer down there and he snapped that picture

33:17

and that is my my favorite.

33:21

Like, you know, other than my my close

33:23

friends that I started with, I just if

33:26

you told me that I was going to get to work with any of them on

33:28

any capacity, I would have

33:30

been, you know, over the moonment. Don't

33:32

get sentimental. I mean, once again, stick to the jokes

33:34

here, Bill, you're getting heavy. Can you stop

33:37

taking your emotionally like

33:39

your childhood out on me. I'm sorry you weren't

33:42

hugged as a child. There. I have things

33:44

and I enjoy things. Why

33:47

are you hiding so much on your own show?

33:49

That's what I wanted if I was a therapist. This

33:51

is a very guarded set that you have all

33:54

of this stuff. Do you need to prove

33:56

to people that you're that love that they send you

33:58

all these dolls? Yes? Yeah,

34:02

but I got I got a commercial

34:04

break. Here has to break up against the commercial break

34:07

Lea. I'd love to spend a lot of the best way

34:09

to diffuse when somebody's coming at you disagree

34:11

with? What do you do that because you're insecure? Yes,

34:13

yes, yes i am. I'm all the above.

34:16

Absolutely. Hey, congrats

34:18

on the film and uh love the mustache

34:21

looked hot and uh, you

34:23

know, we've both had one thing in common. We've

34:25

both made out with Merrissa Tomay.

34:27

Well there you go, you know, and I felt

34:30

that warmth during this this interview and yours

34:32

was in a movie.

34:34

Thank

34:37

you? Bill. All right, that's Billberg.

34:39

The movie is King of Statn Island. We'll take a

34:41

break back after this. Thanks for listening to

34:43

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34:46

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34:48

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34:50

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34:57

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35:00

Yeah, the King of Staaten Island. I liked it. I thought

35:02

Bill Burr was really good. Marissa Tomay really

35:04

good. Uh, it's really

35:06

based on Pete Davidson's like loosely based

35:09

on Pete Davidson's life. I thought

35:11

that some of his friends in the movie were really

35:13

good, and I wanted to see more of them. But

35:16

the King of Staaten Island. A couple of

35:18

phone calls here, Roger

35:20

in New York. Hi, Roger, what's on your mind today?

35:23

Hey? What's up? Then? So, I know you don't

35:25

want to talk baseball, but I do. I just gotta

35:27

bring back up. Okay. So I'm

35:29

pretty I'm definitely a being

35:32

angry. I mean, in terms of the season

35:34

coming back. I feel like the MLB Players

35:36

Association and the owners they're not

35:38

only not seeing that at eye, but I feel

35:40

like the financials behind it, he's just not

35:43

like it's not all add it up. So

35:45

I find that to make things

35:47

better, I think that the Players Association

35:49

has to alrighty,

35:55

very dramatic pause there, though,

35:58

thank you for holding for forty minutes. Right, He's

36:00

where MLB is basically right now anyway,

36:03

Walter in Florida joins us Hi Walter, how

36:06

are you great? Great?

36:08

Ay? Dan. You know this might come across as

36:10

blasphemy, but I think this is a great opportunity

36:12

for baseball to get its viewership

36:14

back by you know, make it an eighty two

36:17

seasons for now and forever, play

36:19

only in the summer. Everybody takes

36:21

a pay cut, and you you know, make it

36:23

affordable for a family afford to go to a

36:25

game again. You know, my kids,

36:28

you know, they're in college, and I thought, oh, they would

36:30

love to play baseball. They just for board. It's

36:33

not the top of the entertainment food

36:35

chain. So knock it down. Eighty two games,

36:37

keep it short, keep it in the summer, don't compete with

36:39

football. And yeah they take a pay cut,

36:41

but a family ford and go see a game again. Yeah,

36:43

but they don't care about that, Walter. They

36:45

don't care, and thanks for the phone call. They don't.

36:48

These players are making their money.

36:50

They feel like they've earned that money. These owners

36:52

are making their money, and they continue

36:55

to price gouge you there until you

36:57

stop going. And I've

36:59

said for years now, I

37:01

don't know why owners don't make it more

37:04

fan friendly to get more people in younger

37:07

fans to experience a baseball

37:09

game. We all had that one,

37:12

that first baseball game, and we can all

37:14

remember it. But you're not giving

37:17

these kids that moment because

37:20

it costs so much just parking,

37:22

like just getting in the door, you're

37:25

down a Hundy and then everything

37:27

that goes along with going there. But if

37:29

you set up special areas and

37:31

you say, hey, if you get straight a's, you

37:34

bring your report card in or we'll

37:36

put you out there, you know the tickets

37:39

are going to be three dollars,

37:42

five dollars at the moment. Whatever it is, get

37:44

you into the ballpark, because I want

37:46

repeat business. And part of baseball

37:48

is it's about the same

37:51

people going to games and watching games.

37:53

You don't have that curiosity factor, and

37:56

that's where you're thinking long term, bigger

37:59

picture here, and baseball

38:01

is getting older, and

38:04

I'm talking about the fan base Baseball

38:07

getting older and not wiser either. Alan

38:11

and Los Angeles. Hi, Alan, would you have for me today?

38:13

Yeah, good morning, Dan. This is Alan from LAM

38:16

hardcall Baseball Fan. I just have a

38:19

a idea for a T shirt

38:21

or any banks let's play one,

38:25

you know. And also Buster

38:27

Only's article was so

38:30

great. He said that Baseball just would have signed

38:32

that agreement in March. They would have been the only

38:34

team and they would have been goodwill

38:37

ratings and for the long term,

38:39

and they are ruining baseball for the long term.

38:42

And as a hardcore baseball fan, I feel

38:44

so bad. Yeah, I don't have answers,

38:47

and thank you, Alan. I'm just like everybody

38:49

else. You know, it's just frustrating.

38:52

It is because baseball was

38:54

really important to me. It's becoming

38:56

less and less important because it's

38:59

not really big ball. You either hit

39:01

a home run or you strike out. Baseball

39:04

has no movement anymore. And I

39:06

could understand, you know, if if I've

39:08

taken my kids to a game I made I

39:11

didn't make them, but I made sure that they went to

39:13

see Derek Jeters last year. I

39:15

wanted them to just so they could tell,

39:18

you know, their kids, grandkids,

39:20

they saw Derek Jeter played Yankee Stadium. I thought

39:22

it was that important. But

39:24

there's no movement and they're there. You can

39:27

tell like they're restless. They're teenagers at

39:29

the time, and they're going, what's you know, what's a

39:31

big deal. Now. My son's a baseball fan,

39:33

but my daughters are like, uh, you know, it's kind of

39:35

boring here, no movement whatsoever.

39:38

And that's another problem. Hey,

39:41

if we give everybody what they want, they want

39:43

home runs, everybody's gonna be watching,

39:45

everybody's gonna want to tune in. And that's not the

39:47

case. Mark

39:50

Grace was on yesterday. He said, you know, there's

39:52

never a hitting run anymore, there's

39:54

never a suicide squeeze. You don't give yourself

39:56

up going to the other side of the endfield. And you might

39:58

say, well, those are boring. That's movement.

40:01

Watch a baseball game if when they

40:04

come back and how much movement

40:06

there is or there isn't. It's

40:08

I can throw ninety seven and your launch

40:11

angle is to hit a home run. That's all it is. It's

40:15

not exciting too

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much of a good thing. Hey, people want

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home runs. Okay, we'd like to have

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a little bit more and you

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don't have that, h Jesse in La

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Hi Jess, heype

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five ten to a hard one sixty nine pp.

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I've been waiting for you could build her back on for a long

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time and that all the creeps

40:41

are on the radio line is exactly favorite.

40:44

He's great if if if

40:46

you're cruising around Netflix, check out of the older stand

40:48

up show Let It Go. You absolutely love

40:51

it. But but my

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comment on the MLB started to do this year

40:55

is, but let's progect the value of all MW

40:58

teams. As of late twenty nineteen, according

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to the website stadium Talk are the Baltimore Oils

41:02

at two point one billion. Those state

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players are leade minimum five

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hundred and sixty thousand. And I'm more than a casual

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baseball fan. I'll come back to watch, but

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I believe, as you say, they're going to lose even more

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money in the long run by not coming back when

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it comes to gate entry because it just looks terrible

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to the everyday person. Thanks a lot, and thank

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you, Jesse. I was fortunate growing

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up that if you got straight a's,

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and granted I didn't, but people

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in my house. Did you got tickets

41:28

to the Reds? And I remember going to

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the Padres game. The Padres weren't any good,

41:32

but I got to go see the big Red Machine in

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Cincinnati at Riverfront Stadium

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and it didn't cost that much and

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my dad took us and I just

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and it stayed with me. We were in center

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field. That's where they put the straight

41:48

a kids or those who knew the straight

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a kids, and they weren't great seats. I

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was in the ballpark. We went there for batting

41:54

practice. I got. I just

41:56

remember everything about it.

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It was sensory overload and I

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never forgot that. And that's what baseball

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is missing out on. Get another generation

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in the ballpark to experience

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it. And it's affordable so Dad

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can take them. Dale Junior coming up.

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