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slash slash ASA podcasting. Hello
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welcome to the to the fallout I am
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Andrew Andrew by a flock of
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my of my favorite fallout got a fresh
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heaping a fresh the point of having What's
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the point of up in a brick catlock people up
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it? Drew'll ,000 4 ,000 pounds
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3,000, 4,000 to my waddling to
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my ship, taking damage. Round and around,
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explored everything explored everything there.
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abundant abundant and fauna. I got
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a few levels grinding
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myself grinding myself. excited. excited. Keep
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out. authorized personnel only. Yeah, I Yeah,
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I think it's called
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And Steve isn't contraband? And
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Steve is not contraband. It starts with
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a a I I don't care what
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the say. You say. You can't just
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be an idiot. be You have to
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be oblivious to the fact that
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you're here yet. There's immediate gratification.
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And you gotta go burn
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stuff. to go burn stuff. My very hard
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character. Yeah. You put a can put a saddle on him and ride
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him. him. You're
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wackin' a rock. a rock, punching trees
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getting wood. it's just a video
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game. game. every at every cranny and corner.
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didn't care about me, which is
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great. great. you you kill everyone, you
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can take all their their shit. The The
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thrill of violence. I'm I'm of
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myself. Yeah, he's dead. Put the Put
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the Dinkler, the the danglewoper This is
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fallout. I did a I did a
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whole lot of whiffing there.
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I do do take a beating clap
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trap. Oh crap. I love the
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heck muffins. Laboratory. Do your drugs kids? It's
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really easy to die. There's just
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junk and dead people everywhere a tick?
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the interest In the
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interests of the the
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of the of of
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stepping outside of your
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comfort zone. Everything
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was Jim Dandy, fine. You can milk
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anything of his nipples. Like the bad
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girl I am. They can give it
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to you all at once. Kind of
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rocks our world. Killing the bomb. Drink
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that neck. You can only have so
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many sausages. Did you get lucky or
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did you have to wait a couple
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of days? Keep it in your pants.
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Nice and powerful. Dash in, you know,
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slash slash dash out. You are a
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limp noodle. This place sucks. Take whatever
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you want, lover. They are thick with
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the right to do of debauchery to
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do of debauchery. I forget who he
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was bitch for. Naughty Nightwear. Biggest jerks
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in the world. Someone had to uphold
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basic hygiene standards in the wasteland. He
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wants to die. So you get all
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kinds of hallucinization. The Wiener roller, power
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nimble. The doctor, unit. Leave that shop
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and cover alone. I'm sure than you.
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Yeah, so you drag Gary from the
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other room. Into the pod room. And
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you lay him over the back of
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the chair. This is where the magic
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happens. Eat up people's quarters. A beautiful
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view of my body. This huge crowd
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standing around one person who's just completely
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kicking ass with it. So that is
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a bit of a ritual. A parentless
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guy is a real douche. Bearfisted there
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in the mountains. Three frog told him,
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like, all right man. Some gobbledygook. I
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was getting it from two sides. I
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lost all my clothing. And then the
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mysterious stranger shows up. She went boom.
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We didn't have a little incident. When
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I got there, I was evil. Oh
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my indeed. The man opened her. When
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I play very hard. They want to
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make you see Stars. I'm having a
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good time. Oh my God, is it
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horny? Want to jump my bones. You
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can go back and do the broad
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strokes, but sometimes the little strokes matter,
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okay? And there were some pretty big
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little strokes. I mean, people died. Exist.
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Because there was a chair, a rail,
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and a body. I'm squatulate. After I
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got that man opener. Repair the man
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opener. You're very creative with corpses. I
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loaded all my stuff into him. Deep
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base. Stuffed him like a turkey. Deep
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rich base. We don't need some diseased
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whore tagging along. I'm going to need
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your clothes. a strip. Brass lantern. Do,
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do, do, do, showcase, show down. Manhole.
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I let myself get cornered. You're finishing
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the hole. So from there I went
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ahead and let's head to the pit.
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So from there I went to the
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pit. I knew it. If you got
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the full ultimate package. The cure is
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a baby. The man opener and the
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mauler. I just found it a bit
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aimless. The cure is stealing a baby.
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Leave the baby behind. and see what
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happens. Nom, nom, nom, nom, good, good,
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good. Just a higher grade of sausage,
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but he's great A. You must respect.
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I'm like, you must respect. If you
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don't respect, your wives will respect. Big
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Bang. And that was the end of
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that. Amo. Ye. Ye. Ye. You didn't
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get to play with the dead bodies?
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You get probe in a really big
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way. Radio. Glass. Glass pitcher. No, an
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empty nucicola bottle. Disease-oid part and mass.
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Heart and mass. Heart, right. The hard
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and lumpy mass and the other thing's
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a liquid, right? It's not glowing blood.
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What is it? The juicy mass? High
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radiation fluids or something? Yes, fluid. High
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radiation fluids. I get your juicy mass.
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I know it's not. I can't even
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mean to say that. Get your hardened.
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You mix it with 10 of whatever
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color. Unstable flux that you have and
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boom you get one chunk. Yeah, raw
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flux you get solid flux And that's
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how you get your flux. You don't
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poop where you live. She'll tingly all
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over She was just waste and trade
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and death ray blasts up to hold.
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I'll pick a fight with a toy.
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Yeah, we went down We went down
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hard. She's like, huh! Sullowing is hard,
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but you can do it. Maybe I
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know I want big bubble butts reducks.
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You want some junk? But lo and
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behold, the thing explodes. Some squirt, squirt,
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sidestep the local pervert. Your friends are
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interested. Your mom is interested. Your cousin,
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Joy, is interested. But whatever she did.
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It made my gash go away.
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fun fun to bring out all the toys.
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But it explains no have no hair and
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a big gash. a piece a piece of my
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mind. I have a huge his butt. I
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killed his butt. There's a mysterious I pass out
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I pass out I'm and fuzzy. to so used
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to playing with companions. was serious abuse
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of of rag in the area.
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area. If I had a son
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as ugly as you, I'd
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leave the local the local Totally ruined condescending.
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Just crazy, but not stupid.
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Brutal, Awful. Like, that's not
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funny. That's just just mean. Lower than a
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demon's than a brains seem oddly - Brains
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seem oddly familiar. Spraying them.
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Look at those juicy at those
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juicy of itching to of itching
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to do another on their you get
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them on their knees just
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being creepy The the handcuffs and setting
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up to their room. room. leave them
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tied up. The The is silent.
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silent. As it should it should
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be. grumble, grumble. Harvested organs around corner. The
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The clouds are cloudier, the
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sun is sunnier, the bushes are
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Only synth-loved synth loves baseball. there. Strong
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souls out there who are
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probably really good at dieting. Don't
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they always synths are right at noon?
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Bald always eat promptly at noon?
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me, me, me, or I cry when they Bald
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or scabies. when they deliver the carcass, I cry
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when I cry when they deliver
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the they deliver the carcass. cry when they face.
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the carcass. Bigg, clank, thunk. Shank, shank,
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shank, shank, shank, blood ed.
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SCP Space 1 .1 space.
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1 I am
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not a synth. A- am
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not a synth. Chunky-style with
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gravy. It swings pretty fast.
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Yeah, they're fast. Drenched. Slip
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drenched. condom for Slip
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on your condom for
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protection. them call them hats. have to
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rustle their jimmies it wasn't a man a
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all at all. fun. very hard.
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It was hard. getting you hard, biting
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my ass, to the scolding the of each
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tang of each delicious mouthful. I
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didn't have the first I did have the but I
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did have the second crash crash that's
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Limey, that's in it. Then I clean up up
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a nap. a nap. got to stay hard.
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Should I take the plunge and change
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my face? I hope you get
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snatched. Beefy is an idiot. Beefy.
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Dong-a-dong. Whoo-wack you. Pretty hard. Hairy
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situations. Script for scrap. Snacking on
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him. What am I going to
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do? I have the power! Just...
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Stop blurting with me, please. Tasty?
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You! I bet. Touch me again
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and see what happens. And I
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really do need to finish down
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south the bubble gum people, you
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know them. Give a man a
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mod box and he'll mod for
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a day. Teach a man to
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mod and he'll mod for a
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lifetime. Dude, I was so fat
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I couldn't even wattle. Black holes
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to nothing. Sunk smoke machine into
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a meat pile. Had a little
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boying a boing. Is a traitor.
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That's tasty. I eat muffins, broom,
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broom, broom, broom. Swap out the
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o-rings. I don't know the size.
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It must have affected the o-rings
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on a molecular level. Scraping, scrappities,
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scribbitty, scribbitty, scrap. Stabbing stuff with
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my pokey stick. Oh, they're sipping.
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All the things that it's going
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to do to me. I'm killing
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it. Like, fuck. Makes lots and
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lots of noise. Doesn't handle it.
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He's bad. Do, do, do, do,
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do, do, do. I'm just doing
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things, and I'm fighting sports, and
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I'm, you know, building stuff. I'm
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a jack-alight of the moth, man.
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I mean, it is easier to
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leap the dead than the living.
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Fast and strong. You have voices
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in your head. I'm such a
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jerk, biterm, mother-humpers. Is... Cannable that
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guy's a dick he's a bit
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of a dick stick it to
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him he lit a fire under
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my ass everybody kind of has
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a bad attitude about him I'm
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sorry it's a beaver as close
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to where I can drop a
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tent as possible I know it's
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a beaver I know it's a
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beaver I know it's a beaver
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I know it's a beaver I
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hadn't really played with drugs and
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so I had a lot on
9:53
me her heart quite so quite
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so take a hit it's a
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fucking cham about it. Fucking-kuk-jang! Fucking
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Pussy. Damn it, I I was
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mad at it, I was mad
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at myself, unfiable, offline. He has a resting
10:06
BOS face for he has What bunch of
10:08
for sure. What a bunch of feet big in
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its head. a may not be its head. I
10:12
may not be that smart. This world
10:14
was really have now. You have to get
10:16
inside the where the darn Find where the
10:18
darn from. are coming from. got already got
10:20
that delicious sausage. I guess I guess we
10:22
all get to see what dog tastes
10:24
like now. Try to catch that weird
10:26
looking cow if it comes back. We
10:28
caught back. We caught the cow. He flails
10:30
about wildly as if trying to swap
10:32
them away is it with the
10:35
round table stuff? kill them. What there
10:37
are drugs that you can
10:39
take. Bang there are drugs that you can You
10:41
can Bay, try to riz her
10:43
up. edible. happening kind creepy sounds. her
10:45
up. Nothing you talk to your
10:48
stick? sounds. Could you talk to your me from
10:50
behind. Double team? Didn't mean
10:52
to. Such a behind. Double double team. Didn. If
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If you made a staff out
10:56
of okay, if you carved yourself
10:58
a little a little oaken stave out of
11:00
out of Harold, like, do you you think it would
11:03
be sentient? Could you talk to your you talk
11:05
to that'd be amazing. Oh, that'd be amazing.
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My stick, my stick, my stick,
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my stick is better than bacon.
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And what if it if it started growing a ghoul out
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of it a of a ghoul out tree, it'd be a tree growing a
11:15
ghoul? a would talk to my stick all the time.
11:17
be a tree growing a goul. I would
11:19
talk to my stick all the time. I'd
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love a ghoul head with love
11:24
a goal-headed wizard
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stick in fallout.
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Nasty, nasty, nasty
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nasty, nasty temperament t -t -t -t -t -t -t -t
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needs our help. In -t and settlement needs our help
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in and out 5 times She then
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I was into me, but I ended delicious. kill her.
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Just cranking out. been die, me, but and ended
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up having to kill her. pretty cranking out.
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thing. The die, die, die, die, die, die.
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suck it up, and out and in and out. can be
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pretty hard. Moist that sort of We did our them. Let them. Let
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them know we are getting hot and heavy. Suck it
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up, Big erection. that can be amusing too if you're
11:56
into that sort of thing. Let them know we
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mean business. Big erection. Big erection. not about that. I have a
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shoved up my ass everywhere I turn. I
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got a a up his ass, his ass. got
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a shin chewing out his ass, I I think
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someone reamed his ass, so ass. So a lot
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