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there we go. Hello

1:08

good evening. Well.

1:13

It's time for us to have

1:15

a. Time

1:17

when we were handsome.

1:20

Man, we're all really.

1:22

do we go? Marcel

1:25

Marceau the drama is

1:27

a foodie. As.

1:30

A moped and will

1:33

own so do the

1:35

job. The pain is

1:37

like watching Richard and

1:40

Judy. That's

1:48

the whole section of

1:50

God. or

1:54

like just particular

1:56

mess with the

1:58

whole section The

2:00

Horned Election podcast. Well

2:08

done, good decisions. That was like

2:10

Graceland. Yes, hello, good day, and

2:12

welcome to the Horned Section podcast.

2:15

You guys, apparently, if you've

2:17

heard this, half of the atoms

2:19

making up everything around you are

2:21

intergalactic interlopers. No way. That's

2:24

according to the new scientist. So let's bear that in

2:26

mind as we welcome you to a special edition of

2:28

the podcast. Yes. Oh my God.

2:30

It's not, is it? Ooh! Oh!

2:37

Piggy episodes! Oh! The

2:40

piggy episodes, of course, the potato episode is on

2:43

hold because of an investigation. But

2:45

this is a full-blooded pig themed show. So strap

2:48

in, then loosen that strap and enjoy the sounds

2:50

of pigs via the horned section. We're

2:52

going to dive straight in with I've Got Pig Problems. What do you

2:54

say, Joe? Yep. Is that the

2:56

punchline? No. See?

2:58

I don't always ruin it, actually. I don't always ruin it.

3:00

Thank you. I always use

3:03

the punchline, Alex. It's not

3:05

worth it. See if you

3:08

can spot a punchline. Here

3:10

we go. Here we go. One

3:41

punchline down. Just

4:00

have my piggy cut me face He

4:03

sent on a pronto and I was just

4:05

one two You

4:09

can make him whole again using this

4:11

big glue Have

4:13

my pig already at the house, but

4:15

he is pretty screwed. He smashed the

4:17

beds and the bed just said you

4:19

need this big glue Too

4:22

much lines you've had now I'm

4:30

just a piggy cut me face There's

4:41

a problem with his eye So

4:44

I asked the man to diagnose he said

4:46

that's a big sign Well,

4:49

I know where my piggy lives, but there's a

4:51

problem with his eye All

4:53

the stupid men would say is yes, that's

4:56

a big sign Three punch

4:58

lines Moody

5:06

ending a moody song beginning

5:08

to end can we just go

5:11

over the punch lines? Nah

5:14

I don't think I got any of you got

5:16

pigsty Pig glue with and

5:18

i've bearing in mind i've recorded the bass and the guitar

5:20

i was gonna say you've heard this Get

5:23

the punch signs. Yeah Really

5:25

great song Yeah, come on. What

5:27

are they? Pig pen what

5:30

pen pig living pens pig pen

5:32

pig pen, you know pig glue

5:34

and pigsty Three different

5:36

names for our piggy house and

5:39

three different setups for the punch lines pig

5:41

pen I

5:44

mean oink oink what a way to begin the piggy

5:47

episode Guys, let's

5:49

be frank and honest about pigs now. Okay,

5:51

everyone okay with that? Edward

5:53

shackle drake, please hit

5:55

me hit me with some ham mondorgen

5:59

Hammond. Amen.

6:01

Yeah, Okay,

6:09

It going to be honest about her.

6:11

Guys on to we're first I just

6:13

want to say on some from surprised

6:15

just how big takes can be some

6:17

of them a big pigs upset and

6:20

guys he was your next. Be

6:23

honest about makes guys and will go on opinion

6:25

on pigs. Are

6:28

really death and they are dancing. Know the not

6:30

that famously clean up and looked like I don't

6:32

even say. The letter believe that the not the front of

6:34

the have to wallow in mud to regulate attempts of their bodies

6:36

but they would sing. Very,

6:41

very handsome. Mohammed. Please.

6:45

Verify crazy my picks the tastiest animal

6:47

yeah they are on another have a

6:49

vegetarian than I have to agree with

6:51

them. sometimes I look at a big

6:54

hairy bag with it's funny is the

6:56

so dirty but is pretty happy and

6:58

I think there were quite similar. Death.

7:03

Stuck. I like stars. I enjoy topic to

7:05

chat hey guys you I believe it but

7:07

I've come up with the best song by

7:09

game in the world. Evo was genuinely this

7:11

is like penicillin. It's bloody brilliant and it

7:13

stopped getting else will you can sing the

7:15

same team to one? It's cool gentle blend.

7:18

Subtitles using music can be

7:20

confusing. And

7:22

eight. Kids. Aren't these? Money.

7:26

Will the was us. Gentle blend, soothing

7:28

music can be confusing. Just

7:36

to. Fusing.

7:38

Music can be confusing.

7:43

Gentle blame turns.

7:45

Of last. Week

7:48

of. Terms

7:51

Movement. and

7:55

humor he gave of halfway through so much

8:01

OK, so I'm going to sing the lyrics to

8:03

two songs at the same time. First

8:07

one I'm going to do alternate lines. OK,

8:11

so one line of one song and one line of the other,

8:13

back and forth. You've got to name both

8:16

songs to get a

8:18

point. If you get one wrong, you're frozen out of the game

8:20

until somebody else gets one wrong. This

8:23

sounds bloody irritating. This is a brilliant

8:25

game. All against Mark. Just

8:28

because Mark has won every single other

8:30

game. He tries harder. He's got more

8:32

knowledge of pop music lyrics. Let's

8:35

see, can we have some... That's

8:37

not fair. Edward, please can

8:39

we have some quite beautiful still morning music.

8:43

Still morning by a lake. The

8:45

music you can hear. Remember, you need to

8:47

hear two

8:49

songs. You need to name both songs ready.

8:52

Jesus. Woke up

8:55

this morning. She

8:57

sits alone, waiting for suggestions. Closed

9:01

in on all sides. He's

9:04

so nervous, avoiding all the

9:06

questions. Nothing doing. Mark's

9:09

googling it. His lips are dry. His

9:11

heart is gently pounding. You

9:15

will get the chorus of both of them and then it's

9:17

easy. I feel resistance. Don't

9:19

you just know exactly what they're thinking? As

9:23

I open my eyes, his heart's beating like a

9:25

drum. Like a drum. Someone's

9:28

fooling. Is he going to get this girl home? I

9:31

found a way to break. Relax. Soon,

9:33

baby. We'll be all alone. Through

9:36

this cellophane line. Don't you just know

9:38

exactly what they're thinking? Because

9:41

I know what's going on. If

9:43

you want my body and you think I'm sexy. In

9:46

my own mind. Come on sugar, tell me

9:48

so. Am I living in

9:50

a box? If you really need

9:52

me, just reach out and touch me. Living

9:55

in a box and don't you think I'm sexy?

9:57

It is! It is a good game, isn't it?

10:00

got an egg hand. It was a

10:02

good game actually, it wasn't annoying at all, I'll take it

10:04

back. Mild place country music please.

10:06

Very gentle. Mild place country music. I think it's

10:08

a good game honestly, because when you get to

10:10

the chorus, there's always more.

10:12

Every game you do is good Alex.

10:14

I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Cheers

10:16

guys. Well,

10:18

only signs about this one. I

10:21

think you'll get one and not the other for a bit. Mmm.

10:24

You need both, you need both guys. Are

10:28

we there Joe? Yeah. Yeah, here we go. Sing

10:41

but I'll give it a go. Baby

10:44

it seems we never ever

10:47

agree. This

10:49

sweet memories. You like the

10:51

movies and I

10:53

like TV. That's

10:56

all I'm taking with me. I take

10:58

things serious and you take

11:00

them light. So goodbye.

11:04

I go to bed early and

11:06

I party all night. Please

11:08

don't cry. Our friends are saying

11:11

we ain't gonna last. We both

11:13

know what I'm not what you

11:16

you need. Because I'm both

11:18

slowly and baby I'm fast

11:20

and I will always love

11:22

you. I like it

11:24

quiet and I love to shout. I

11:27

will always love you. But when

11:29

we get together it just all works

11:31

out. You oh I

11:34

take two steps forward. I take two

11:36

steps back. I hope I treat you

11:38

kind. It's

11:40

been polar absence attract

11:42

and don't

11:44

you love me baby. You're frozen out. I

11:48

will always love you. I will always love you by Whitney.

12:00

Sort of slow drum and bass please. I

12:02

think... Yeah?

12:06

Yeah, yeah, alright. This

12:09

could be the best one. And

12:11

I think there's a future in this type

12:13

of music. Mark,

12:17

yet again, with tunala. Hang

12:20

on. You didn't get the second one

12:23

because I said the first song. No, you

12:25

were frozen out then. But

12:27

you can't take my answer. Exactly how the

12:29

game works. You got to get the two.

12:33

He did. No, I'm saying

12:35

he shouldn't get a point. He got

12:37

one. I've seen that

12:39

happen on other games. Do you

12:41

not remember Go for Gold? No, OK. You

12:45

got to get both. Right, Ben. You

12:48

got one. He got

12:50

one. He got

12:53

the other one. He

12:55

doesn't know Paul or Abdul. I

12:57

feel for you because I know... We listened to that song together when we

12:59

were growing up. Vote for me. I

13:02

feel for you. OK,

13:05

everyone ready? Next one. Tunal

13:09

to Mark. Here we go. Good

13:13

luck. Children, load up. Oh,

13:16

I should... Sorry, stop it. Oh,

13:20

gee. The

13:22

game is changed. So this

13:24

was really hard. No, no, no.

13:28

I'm so excited. Ready? I

13:30

love the music. Listen

13:33

carefully. Oh! Children,

13:36

load up the on-sun guns. He

13:40

brings you all your time, friends, as it's just begun

13:42

to. Searching,

13:44

Louvre, and your two-way, your through,

13:46

friends, adventures, it's every fun day

13:49

too. Every

13:51

Louvre's day and Anne tonight pretend

13:53

we achieve the over-condor board in

13:55

Anne Flight Self-Assured with all, all

13:57

know your eye, friends, no in

13:59

a total. dirty wee word search

14:01

hello for hello the hello city tower

14:03

of low gold listen to this bit

14:05

ah hello

14:07

wishing hello for hello the how cities

14:09

low of hello gold hello ah hello

14:14

someday with we mark

14:17

said his name but i will give it to you

14:20

will it no you can go is it hello and

14:22

wishing well your frozen out

14:25

mark is it hello and

14:27

cities of gold your frozen out will

14:29

it is

14:31

it hello and gold your

14:34

frozen out joe so mark and will are

14:36

back in smells like team spirit Jesus

14:42

we do our do now do entertain do

14:44

us children

14:48

entertain of us the sun or mulatto okay

14:50

bonus one now it's the final one can

14:53

we have some in gold i

15:01

was just thinking i was just

15:03

thinking isn't it funny how we all really remember

15:05

cities of gold so well from our childhood and

15:08

then mark said what cities of gold i did

15:10

remember cities of gold i thought all right but

15:12

you when you weren't expecting it to be a

15:14

children's tv thing yeah that crossed my mind yeah

15:17

okay last one it's one one

15:22

between mark and will can he take it

15:24

for the eighth week in a row i can have some

15:27

in memoriam music please what does that mean when people have

15:29

died at the oscars sound music this

15:31

is not easy

15:34

but this is the last one here we go

15:36

if this one word one word

15:38

at a time right one letter at a

15:40

time could it be could it be slightly

15:42

more cheerful sound music yeah

15:46

perfect here we go let

15:50

you me can't hear

15:52

touch you this say

15:54

you yeah can't yeah

15:56

touch let this be

15:58

you here Can't

16:00

you touch, say this? Yeah, you, yeah,

16:02

what? Let me inside you and you

16:05

can't touch this. You are

16:07

frozen out. You, yeah, can't, no touch,

16:09

no this No,

16:12

my, no, my, no, my, no,

16:15

my, no You, no, no, can't,

16:17

no, touch, no this No

16:21

music, no hits, there's me,

16:23

no So, limit hard, no

16:26

makes, no, me Joe! Yes,

16:28

sir. There's no limit and can't touch

16:30

this Yes, yes, yes, yes,

16:32

the first point I've ever got in any of

16:34

the game But

16:39

the real winner It's actually called no limit Mmm, five

16:41

Well done, everybody Half? Well,

16:44

people's champion Yes In

16:46

a way, the real winner was Mark It's now time

16:48

for an advert Play in the

16:50

pig based advert Hey

16:53

kids, you love sausages, right?

16:56

Yeah You probably love

16:58

doing things your parents tell you are

17:00

naughty Like throwing crockery and smoking, right?

17:03

Yeah That's cockamoo Shh

17:06

Well, if you like sausages and smoking You're

17:09

going to do cigarettes

17:12

Feels like sausage, bones, and a cigarette All

17:15

combined with the great flavour of

17:17

pork All you done, Dad? Yep, tea

17:20

time For a free tea I

17:23

don't know Fish fingers or something? I'm

17:28

very sorry Very nice That

17:31

was starring Ben Reynolds Mmhmm

17:34

And other Reynoldses My two daughters Oh

17:36

Peter and George George

17:40

Peter and George, the wolf Yes,

17:44

this is a piggy episode at the horn section So let's

17:46

do another porky tune from Ben Reynolds the drummer What's

17:50

this one called, Ben, and who does it go out to? It's

17:53

called The Pens And it goes out To

17:56

all of lemons All of lemons In

18:06

your writing, what do you

18:08

write in? It

18:10

depends. It

18:13

depends. Not depends,

18:15

though. Not depends,

18:17

though. It depends.

18:21

It depends. It depends. It

18:24

depends on what. It

18:27

depends on what. It depends

18:29

on what. It depends on what.

18:32

It depends on what. When

18:46

you're swimming, what

18:48

do you mean? Do you

18:50

have any? It

18:53

depends. It depends. It

19:12

depends on the depth of the shadow. It

19:24

depends. It

19:26

depends. It depends. Depends

19:30

on the gram for the pegs. It

19:43

depends. It

19:49

depends on the gram for the pegs. It

19:55

depends. on

20:00

the ground for the pigs. Depends on the ground

20:02

for the pigs. And

20:05

the wap was, he sent me that song to

20:08

record some vocals and then I thought, yeah, depends

20:10

for pigs. I'll try and write some up. No,

20:13

I think we will put them both in the

20:15

same podcast. No, I thought let's definitely put in

20:18

the, yeah, no, let's build a whole library. And

20:20

your one. Yeah, pretty much. No,

20:22

I got it in Ben's one. I

20:26

think it's off and done though. Ben, you're a talented guy.

20:28

I've said it before in 1997

20:30

and I'll say it again, but I don't know when. Hey,

20:33

piggies, the tour is ongoing. Get your tickets for

20:35

the tour. It's going well, isn't it, guys? Well,

20:37

having a great time. Yeah, magic. And where are

20:39

we going to? Let's find out. And

21:31

police and London and

21:33

Liverpool and Bath and

21:35

Beckville and Newcastle. For

22:00

brand new segment told putting inappropriate things to

22:02

music is fairly self explanatory. to fix things

22:04

off. I like Mark to sing the Wikipedia

22:06

entry for the spleen. Ah,

22:14

Love. I started out of print that the

22:16

Wikipedia entry for the slain I've got the

22:18

words or I've broken up into Vs for

22:20

You. Still miss

22:22

ten pages. So

22:24

m who would meet what he wants? his spleen

22:27

and. Of like some jazzy. Music

22:29

them as. Are you

22:31

can have different from the Papal does?

22:34

A disservice bowl by the of the span of

22:36

jazzy music from you. It. Will. Outlive swing

22:38

a month get a senior so everyone.

22:40

This is the accumulated. Have

22:43

a. Good. Things

22:45

and. I drew a minor. Major.

22:47

Place lock on weight his

22:49

by the weather changes. Useful

22:51

for elisa Gcc students. Doctors

22:55

and Surgeons. Good.

22:59

I'm not afraid. To

23:02

say that all that sounded almost over

23:04

the right there moon. Such a through

23:06

allows live those it i primarily as

23:09

whatever the well save tons of a

23:11

to for a change should greet sides

23:13

agreed to bring the same size area

23:15

for the role in regards to blood

23:18

cells have the immune system rows over

23:20

was both of those with a little

23:22

blood switch to be valuable ahead with

23:24

have resulted in a lot of his

23:27

vitals. I had served as a father.

23:29

Them on a regular my nose

23:31

this of epitomizes have a goblin

23:33

remove the subtle about possibly positive

23:36

a bizarre with is degraded fantasies

23:38

his. Father has

23:40

of suppose it is I suppose

23:43

I suppose related diseases the neighbors'

23:47

Houses everybody producing lived close

23:49

I said is why both

23:51

models ah is I survive

23:53

and see how that goes

23:55

by Syria and I can

23:57

tell by my blows. Hurt

24:00

your life of a lot of that of

24:02

America's. his decision to visit his album a

24:05

lot of Us. Have

24:09

a lot of beauty of such as it. Is

24:13

either of us have a lot

24:15

of those allows. The So as

24:17

of this is a free to

24:19

desert that a purchase do with

24:22

has made his fellow other causes

24:24

all they either of us are

24:26

both deserve it. Out

24:29

Ah. That. Sounds

24:36

exactly like as Cassius I suffered.

24:38

A city has eczema, are not

24:41

hungry of globalization, surgical personal soak

24:43

in the process and is not

24:45

a goblins hemoglobin. Ah,

24:48

after the assess assess efficiency

24:51

to quick moviegoers. Would. Line

24:53

oh man saw him as we

24:55

all do come on and Ed

24:58

Sheeran drakes to hit us up

25:00

with a bigger effect related one

25:02

place is if they'd see through.

25:04

ah notices O'neill first saw. Mature

25:10

trees like to.

25:14

Receive. Oh

25:20

no there really

25:23

no Also say

25:25

ah. We.

25:27

Are Amhars do.

25:31

Better down and more a

25:33

second that so all over.

25:45

Make. Do. So.

26:00

ruthless whatever

26:02

it takes better to your

26:05

will in go

26:10

on oh i

26:14

will do how

26:17

do you drink are we allowed to

26:19

kiss them? yeah yeah

26:22

there's only one film that's

26:25

how it takes it was babe was it? yeah

26:29

it was some pretty brutal it's

26:31

the the

26:40

well no more than you've ruined every song I've ever written

26:42

hey Joe yeah

26:46

do you have any ideas to help Vickers or priests

26:48

listening to attract a younger audience? yeah

26:50

I was thinking instead of you know

26:52

in the call of responsibility in church instead of

26:55

saying oh man everyone could say I'm in because

26:57

it's a bit cooler oh that's a fire can

27:00

you demonstrate it? yeah so we're going

27:03

to go from you see where it first says call in this message

27:05

and then you all do the response oh you know to read it

27:07

though yes you've written it

27:10

yep you all do the response are

27:12

you going to be the vicar or priest and we'll be the congregation yeah

27:15

but whenever it says amen don't forget you

27:17

have to say I'm in why

27:21

do you write that then? I think it's

27:26

shut up so I'm going for because it's a song we'll

27:29

do it like they do in church where I sort of sing it and

27:31

you earnestly say okay

27:35

follow the others do it who

27:39

is it that you seek we think the

27:42

Lord our God we think the Lord our

27:44

God do you seek

27:46

him with all your heart I'm in Lord

27:50

have mercy do you seek

27:52

him with all your soul I'm in Lord

27:55

have mercy do you seek

27:57

him with all your mind I'm

28:00

in. Lord have mercy. Do

28:02

you seek him with all

28:04

your strength? I'm in.

28:06

Christ have mercy. That's very nearly all we've got time

28:09

for this week. I

28:17

think that will generally help to get young people in. I

28:20

think it's a brilliant idea to be a

28:22

religion-bashing. No, I don't think it is. It's

28:24

quite funny possibly. It's the opposite of religion-bashing.

28:26

It's religion-building. Exactly. That's all

28:28

we've got time for because otherwise you might think this

28:31

one's gone on too long But

28:33

I do want to thank the young musicians. Joe, Ben,

28:35

Will, Ed, and also the old musician Mark. I want

28:37

to thank the young producer, Joe Walker,

28:39

and all you listeners, old, young, or anything in

28:41

between. Thank you. Me,

28:44

DMH people. And to end

28:46

this pure, piggy-themed episode, let's have one

28:48

more song! It's

28:51

another one of yours, Joe. It's another one of

28:53

your hit records. I think it's called Uncle Ray. Tell us about the

28:55

process. This one, isn't

28:57

it about pigs? That's

29:00

not the process. Oh. Well,

29:02

either you're writing a piggy song or you're not writing a piggy song. Yeah,

29:04

yeah, okay. For this one, it's like, I'm

29:06

going to write a song that's not about pigs and put it in

29:08

the piggy episode. Great. What

29:12

an invite. Yeah. I'm

29:20

sorry to say, to

29:23

tell you this way, that

29:26

your Uncle Ray has

29:28

just passed. The

29:35

catcher, the round, to

29:37

his left, there

29:39

isn't much left. Now

29:43

you'll get it

29:45

lost. But

29:47

I'm pleased to say, that

29:50

your Auntie Mae has

29:53

happened, he just passed

29:56

on. She's

30:02

passed on the ketchup,

30:05

so you might still get some

30:08

Unless, of course, it's

30:10

all gone Where

30:14

the ketchup comes round

30:17

Turn upside down,

30:20

that beautiful bottle

30:22

of red Nothing

30:27

came out, so

30:30

the old man's Scared

30:34

to a bottle, is dead

30:38

Can I just see your scores please, Mark? Five,

30:41

Ben, 6.5 Well,

30:45

seven Sheldon I thought

30:47

it was out of five Sheldon Um

30:53

Eight Me Seven

30:55

Give it out of thirty, right? Yes

30:59

Rude Not bad Did you change the music?

31:01

Um Well,

31:03

maybe a little bit, yeah Can't remember I

31:06

did at some point, yeah Didn't always

31:08

exist Just a number Uh,

31:11

ten And that's the end of the podcast It

31:15

sounds like I'm imagining your knickers No,

31:18

yeah We've

31:20

written so many songs now that we're

31:22

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31:52

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