0:01

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out. The

0:04

Joe Rogan experience. Train

0:06

by day, Joe Rogan podcast by

0:08

night, all day. Hey,

0:13

Tim Dillon. How are you? I'm

0:15

much better now that the ladies are back

0:17

from space. Thank you for having me.

0:19

What were they up there, 10 minutes? Well,

0:21

it was very profound. I don't know

0:24

if you've seen Katy Perry talk about it,

0:26

but she's basically a guru now. Yeah.

0:28

What were her findings? That's my question. Well,

0:30

what did you learn? Daisy, which is

0:32

super important, shows you how quick the flight

0:34

was. The dead Daisy that's like snipped

0:36

from its life source was still still alive

0:39

or still vibrant. Yeah. And it's

0:41

so, it's so, yeah. Look

0:43

at her nails. So

0:45

pretty. Now, so they go

0:47

up there and they float for

0:50

like 10 minutes. At least. And then

0:52

they come down. Let's not minimize

0:54

this. No, know. It's a big deal.

0:56

Let's celebrate female astronauts. Because they were

0:58

united. Because a lot of men astronauts,

1:00

they have to go to school. Right.

1:02

They have to learn how to be

1:04

a pilot first. Sure. Then they have

1:06

to join the Air Force or the

1:09

Navy. And then they get appointed by

1:11

NASA. That's right. And then they go

1:13

to space, you know? And

1:15

there has been, that's the other thing,

1:17

there has been female astronauts. Let's, let's

1:19

not minimize this. Let's not minimize

1:21

this. Yeah, I

1:23

think it was a bitch stuck

1:25

on a space station for a few

1:27

months. That's terribly more impressive. Let's

1:29

not minimize this. No, the problem with

1:31

that story. Yeah, is that she

1:33

was rescued by a very awful person

1:35

Okay, who wants to expose flawed

1:37

fraud and rape waste. Yes, didn't musk

1:40

rescuer. Yes. Oh interesting. Yeah. Oh,

1:42

where's that in the news? Oh, I

1:44

didn't know those fucking people were

1:46

stuck the Boeing jet in the skyline

1:48

Whatever the fuck yeah, the Boeing

1:50

spaceship wasn't working right fix it Interesting.

1:53

I didn't even know that. Yeah. And by

1:55

the way, Elon could have rescued them

1:57

during the Biden administration. They didn't want to

1:59

because of his open support for Trump. So

2:02

they left those people up there. Yes. He's

2:05

talked about it on my podcast. They

2:07

left those people up there. And they're

2:09

just chilling. No, they're dying.

2:11

It's like slow radiation poisoning. It's like

2:13

getting 10 x -rays a day and they're

2:15

just slowly getting sapped of your life

2:17

force Out there and no gravity your

2:19

bones are weakening. Do you see that

2:21

ladies face when she came back? She

2:24

didn't look great, bro. Her something had

2:26

happened like her chin had grown She

2:28

looked like chin was extended her hair

2:30

daughter in gray. She looked like she was

2:32

sick. She was sick. Yeah, you're

2:34

dying up there, man That's crazy. I

2:37

had Commander Chris Hatfield on and

2:39

he was at one point in time

2:41

the longest person that had been

2:43

in space from, wasn't he? was

2:45

like he was there for like six months. And

2:48

he was saying it was unbelievable like

2:50

how difficult it was to recover once you

2:52

get back to earth. He couldn't walk.

2:54

It was just like a total vertigo. Like

2:56

his whole body was like so not used

2:58

to gravity. All of his bones were weak. All

3:01

of his muscles were weak. But

3:03

these bitches seem fine, these ladies. Well.

3:05

For now, it looks like I

3:07

minimize the sacrifice. Yeah, no,

3:09

it's huge. It was a big

3:11

deal. In fact, yeah, world

3:13

there to show people they're profoundly

3:15

different to show people. What's

3:17

inspiring? That's what I'm saying. It's

3:19

inspiring if if a guy

3:21

who's worth what a trillion dollars

3:23

several billion a hundred billion just a

3:25

man. Yeah, the conspiracies if they didn't make

3:28

it. Yeah Well, Pete, there's ready people

3:30

saying that they faked it, which I think

3:32

is silly. Well, I love those people.

3:34

But it's great. Those are people that think

3:36

space is fake. That's right. Yeah. But

3:38

they're ready people going, well,

3:40

they faked it. And I'm like, I hope

3:42

they fake something better than that. I hope. If

3:46

they're faking stuff and they probably

3:48

are faking some stuff, God, I hope

3:50

they're faking stuff that's better than

3:52

that. I think this is the confusion.

3:54

I think the confusion is that

3:56

they essentially got to the threshold of

3:58

space. They did not get...

4:00

way out there where reentry is

4:02

very traumatic and it has like

4:04

if you see like those heat

4:07

shields that they put all over

4:09

those things and if they break

4:11

off on the reentry everybody dies.

4:13

That's because you're way out there

4:15

and the amount of heat that

4:17

gets generated as you're reentering the

4:19

atmosphere. I think they're essentially like on the

4:21

border of the atmosphere. Let's see how high did

4:23

they go up there. So

4:27

the space shuttle they went a little

4:29

higher than that rock that rocket man documentary

4:32

that guy shot himself up in a

4:34

rocket They went like a few feet higher

4:36

than that guy RIP that guy drove

4:38

by his grave on the way to Vegas

4:40

when LA burned down Are they even

4:42

like technically actually in space? I

4:44

think that's where the like it

4:46

floats That's the line. I might

4:49

go there. I might do that

4:51

do it go to space space,

4:53

but I might do the 80

4:55

80 miles do that so 350

4:57

miles is the highest anyone has

4:59

ever gone Other than the Apollo

5:01

astronauts 62 62 miles. Okay 62

5:03

miles ain't shit dude. I drive

5:06

that in an hour You know I'm

5:08

saying yeah, and it's by the way, I

5:10

agree with you. It's not that far. That's

5:12

not even here to say that Tokyo 62

5:16

miles ain't shit, but it

5:18

is kind of technically space so they

5:20

get up there and they look at the

5:22

earth Yeah, that's why like everybody's calling

5:24

bullshit on the outside of the capsule right

5:26

that it wasn't like completely on fire

5:28

right Destroyed just because they didn't go that

5:30

I didn't go that that's all it

5:32

is right, but they did go to space

5:34

tech went to space and they lost

5:36

gravity The funniest thing is they come

5:38

back and you need a Parachute

5:41

to land right like at all

5:43

the technology Elon has Elon is

5:45

catching rockets. What could robot arms

5:47

clamp? What could go wrong in?

5:49

Something like that. Oh, it could explode

5:51

on the way up. Oh Yeah, the

5:53

way up is not ensured that those

5:55

things are definitely gonna hold it together.

5:57

So that's the biggest risk. Yeah, you

5:59

have these Cannons filled with rocket fuel

6:02

that are burning it like twice the

6:04

what what is the temperature of

6:06

rocket fuel when it's hot is it

6:08

like Is it

6:10

it's like close to the surface of

6:12

the Sun or some crazy shit? Like

6:14

what is the what's the

6:16

actual temperature? So everything has to

6:19

be contained while you have

6:21

Insane amounts of fuel burning every second and

6:23

huge plumes of flame enormous thrust

6:25

right to escape Earth's atmosphere right

6:28

you're just hoping all those O

6:30

rings and all these fucking all

6:32

the shit that blew up with

6:34

a challenger could have blown up

6:36

100 % yeah, I mean Musk

6:38

has openly said some of these are gonna

6:40

blow up when he's testing them when

6:43

he right when they would blow up you're

6:45

like oh you want failed again like no

6:47

we want it to fail because we want

6:49

to find out what is a threshold like

6:51

what there's only one way to find out

6:53

all of them were poor that you think

6:55

they were like prepared to die no Katy

6:57

Perry was but prepared yeah she in her

6:59

eyes something's like a soldier something's off with

7:01

her no it's good What

7:04

about the hatch though? that kind

7:06

of sketch? She has a Muhammad

7:08

adab look to her. Well, I

7:10

think the problem is that the hatch

7:12

is not a real hatch like a

7:14

spaceship Because it's not

7:16

really going to space. There's no

7:18

captain. There's no pilot, right? There's

7:20

nobody going the Mundo all the

7:23

above so it's most hatches in

7:25

that regard they open outwardly so

7:27

that the pressure of Space travel

7:29

like when you're shooting that fucking

7:31

rocket up insane amounts of gravity

7:33

Doesn't make the door hinges fail

7:35

and it collapses in on itself

7:37

and everybody dies, right? Right, so

7:40

the they have to open outward

7:42

Right right so the pressure would

7:44

keep them shut so generally like there's

7:46

like a seal and it's really kind of crazy

7:48

like I have a friend of mine Very

7:51

wealthy businessman who brings me over his

7:53

house the other days is I want

7:55

to show you something and he shows

7:57

me this diagram He said this is

7:59

from the 1950s and this is the

8:01

blueprint for the recreation UFO that

8:03

they made when they when

8:05

they tried to back engineer the

8:07

one that they found at

8:09

Roswell and they had it this

8:11

was a diagram Yeah, and

8:14

it had a crank handle like

8:16

a submarine door You

8:18

know and they were trying to replicate

8:20

a craft that had landed crashed.

8:22

Yeah, they well, he thinks they did

8:24

Wow, he doesn't think it's a

8:26

try He said this is the blueprint

8:28

because it had the actual it

8:30

by the way the exact Generator in

8:33

the center of it that Bob

8:35

Lazar described in 1989 when he worked

8:37

at areas for what layer of

8:39

the government Do you think is working

8:41

on projects like that? Like is

8:43

it all the DARPA people? I think

8:45

it's People that are completely disconnected

8:47

from congressmen senators right it's all a

8:50

deep state Because it's all they

8:52

have to be like they probably belong

8:54

to an agency without a name

8:56

Well, there's probably a bunch of those

8:58

right and when it comes to

9:00

this kind of stuff Like we already

9:02

know now because of doge that

9:04

there was money that was going with

9:06

no receipts Billions and billions of

9:09

dollars that was just flying out with

9:11

no receipts They have no idea

9:13

where it went and Elon openly said

9:15

if this was he goes if

9:17

this was a public company the it

9:19

would be delisted and The people

9:21

who ran it would go to prison,

9:23

but because it's the government you're

9:26

like That

9:31

could be going to it.

9:33

You think they'll bring charges

9:35

against anyone for fraud? That's

9:37

the worry about disclosure because I

9:39

think that's what's holding it

9:41

back. I think people Needs

9:43

concrete stuff. Yeah, you want to

9:45

see concrete? Let's hear Katy

9:47

Perry talk about right space

9:50

I Said you a few

9:52

this morning. I said let's

9:54

discuss. I saw her I saw

9:56

I chatted about it on my show.

9:58

I saw her say something about

10:00

we weren't Taking space we're making space.

10:02

That's the one I want to

10:05

try thought was an interesting scientific No,

10:07

no, no, I got another one.

10:09

I got some better ones What is

10:11

funny is immediately pretty good And

10:13

then everyone hates you like everyone hates

10:15

it shouldn't hate her. Oh, no,

10:17

that's not it Jamie. I'll send it

10:20

to you. I have so many

10:22

of them I don't think that one

10:24

has the making space try this

10:26

one It's

10:30

so fun with people why is it so fun

10:32

when people get pretentious because you're I guess because you're

10:34

terrified that you would ever do it Well, yeah,

10:37

I also think it's fun to see somebody who has

10:39

no self -awareness. Yeah, they're always the most fun. I

10:42

Will never be the same I

10:44

mean when you get up there and

10:46

you see the earth and it's

10:48

so beautiful and it just fills the

10:50

screen And it's not just your

10:52

window. It's like everybody's window and there's

10:54

no boundaries. There's no border. There's

10:57

just earth And it just fills the

10:59

screen And you out there

11:01

and you see the earth and

11:03

it's so beautiful and it just fills

11:05

the screen. Is it what

11:07

you expected? No.

11:11

No. Better. I

11:13

don't think you can describe

11:15

it because you know what

11:18

I was saying it was

11:20

like quiet but then also

11:22

really alive and you look

11:24

at it and you're like

11:26

we're all in this together. You

11:29

mentioned that this was prior to going up.

11:31

You said that you needed to go to

11:33

space to heal. I know

11:35

you're only a few minutes removed

11:37

from this incredible experience. Do you feel

11:39

healed? Um,

11:41

now you are officially an astronaut. Thank

11:44

you so much. How do you feel? I

11:46

feel super connected to

11:48

love. Goodness. I

11:51

will never be the same. I mean, when

11:53

you get up there and that's it. There's

11:55

another one. There's another one. She said making

11:57

space. But no, it's just

11:59

so funny that they just get called astronauts.

12:01

It's funny to hear the richest guy in the

12:03

world's wife go, we're all in it together. Oh

12:06

boy. Yeah, I don't know. I

12:09

don't know if people feel that. Yeah,

12:11

we definitely not all in it with you. We're

12:13

all in it together with you. Can

12:16

we get on your jet? How in it

12:18

together are we? Yeah, what does that mean?

12:20

It feels like you hand selected a couple

12:22

of friends to go do this. Yeah. Yeah,

12:24

I mean, she should have, it should have

12:26

been a lottery system like Willy Wonka where

12:28

just seven random people should have been able

12:30

to go in this. I would do it

12:32

just to change my, that

12:34

would be good. Just seven random

12:36

people. Just pull out some guy

12:39

who's not supposed to be here.

12:41

Just a cashier at HEB, someone

12:43

from MS -13. Yeah, that's what I

12:45

was thinking. Get him in. Someone

12:47

from Trendy Agua and Lauren Sanchez

12:49

and Gail King and, you know.

12:51

Oh, you see they've released the

12:53

footage. dash cam footage or

12:55

police footage of the guy who

12:57

they're saying was just a father. The

13:00

Maryland father? As he got pulled over

13:02

with eight undocumented people in his truck.

13:04

They were all supposedly staying at his

13:06

house. Yeah, I didn't see that. The

13:09

wife had a restraining order against

13:11

him, a protection order. I saw

13:13

that there was a restraining order.

13:15

I saw that he was hanging

13:17

out with two guys that were

13:19

in MS -13. Yeah, they released

13:21

the... Yeah, he's definitely... They

13:24

have made a few mistakes. this Marilyn

13:26

father. No. The guy that scares me

13:28

is the hairdresser. The gay hairstylist? Yeah.

13:30

I wanted to what's going on with

13:32

that. tattoo and his tattoo. That's him.

13:34

The tattoo. The hairdresser has a mom

13:36

and dad. Oh, no. There

13:38

was a guy with an autism awareness

13:40

tattoo and they thought it was like

13:42

an MS -13 tattoo, but it doesn't look

13:44

like an MS -13 tattoo. It's a

13:46

literal... The problem is everybody's a liar. So

13:49

the liberals are liars and the Republicans

13:51

are liars. Everyone's lying. They're all lying. And

13:53

if they did ship some... Ironically, the

13:55

only people I trust are MS -13. Because

13:57

they'll tell you. Podcasters

14:00

and MS -13. That's all I trust.

14:02

I would love if you just had

14:04

MS -13 on. Just three guys with tattoos.

14:06

Because by the way, there would be

14:08

no outrage. That's what's hilarious. If

14:10

you had three MS -13 gang members,

14:13

not one person would go, why did

14:15

he have that? Why he platform them?

14:17

Nobody would. But if I have Ian

14:19

Carroll on? If you have anyone else

14:21

on, it'll be a horrible thing. But

14:23

if it was three guys, MS -13 with

14:25

head -to -toe tattoos, who admitted to killing

14:27

multiple people, and you said, now tell

14:30

me about what it's like to grow

14:32

up in San Pedro Sula or whatever.

14:35

It would be okay. Well, that was

14:37

why that's good is because I think

14:39

it's important to learn about other cultures.

14:41

Well, a thousand percent and they should

14:44

have their chance to talk and what's

14:46

not cool is talking about maybe Israel

14:48

did something wrong. You should really not

14:50

do that. I think it's criminal of

14:52

you to even discuss. I know

14:54

anything. Well, apparently I've been

14:56

co -opted by what's called the woke

14:58

right. The woke right. That's what I

15:00

heard. There's a woke right now. Yes. And

15:02

they're fascinating. They're co -opting. I still haven't accepted

15:04

the fact that I've left the left. I did

15:06

a CNN interview for an hour because I'm

15:08

promoting my special. And then. Did you really? Yeah.

15:10

And they asked you talk to? This girl,

15:12

Elle Reeves. Was she cool? Elle, she was cool.

15:15

She does all the, you know, when you

15:17

see the vice documentaries where she talks to the

15:19

Nazis and the incels? Oh, Jesus. She does

15:21

It was that chick. wow. And they sent her

15:23

in. Oh, that's a good move them. I

15:25

was like, this is hilarious. So I'm sitting there

15:27

and she's sitting down and she's like, Are

15:29

there any left -wing comedians? And I named 10

15:31

of them that are all in arenas. And she

15:33

goes, oh, because they're whole. thing

15:35

now is that podcasters are the most powerful

15:37

people in the world. And she goes, do you

15:39

think your friends are the new establishment? I

15:41

said, well, there's 22 intelligence agencies in entire legacy

15:43

media. There's lots of Ivy

15:45

League schools. There's this, there's that. Do

15:48

I think Theo Vaughn's the new

15:50

establishment? No. I

15:52

don't think so. I think you

15:54

ran a really unpopular candidate. I

15:56

don't think Americans like child sex changes.

15:59

And I don't think they want an open border. And

16:01

I think if you'd co -opted some of those issues,

16:03

you might have won. They said

16:05

to me it's in and they're like

16:07

we're editing the interview I said put the

16:09

hour out I sat there for an

16:11

hour and and we had a nice conversation

16:13

But you know we talked for one

16:15

hour and I was like put it out

16:17

I'm like I understand if you can't

16:19

put it out and then she goes like

16:21

this she goes I can't believe you'd

16:23

show up People have said that They can't

16:25

come on here because Joe Rogan would

16:27

get mad at them. I said, that's absolutely

16:30

ridiculous. Why would care? I said, he

16:32

doesn't care. He would never care. I

16:34

said, oh, that's so silly. It's the silliest thing ever.

16:36

They think we're at war. I just

16:38

said, put out the thing, put out the

16:40

hour online. If you can only put out a

16:42

few minutes on a network, fine. But it's

16:44

wrong to have someone come in and talk for

16:46

an hour. Right. And then use

16:48

three minutes. And then use five minutes. Yeah.

16:50

So fucked up. How much did they use?

16:52

We don't know yet. They haven't put it

16:54

out. And did they say we can't put

16:56

the whole hour out? I texted this journalist

16:58

and she texted me because I'm pushing for

17:00

like a long form release. I go, yeah,

17:02

man, just put out the interview. Also, do

17:04

you guys want ratings or no? Yeah, we

17:07

had a conversation about all these things you

17:09

guys talk about. Yeah, you guys have a

17:11

website? Then what are we doing? Don't you

17:13

have a YouTube page? Does the CNN have

17:15

a YouTube page? And she's like, I

17:17

go, she goes, she goes, what do you think that

17:19

Joe Rogan, Joe Wise is so popular? I go, well,

17:21

one of the reasons is he doesn't edit people. They

17:24

don't they're not edited they come on they say

17:27

what they want to say and there's no editing

17:29

So what's weird about those? Institutions

17:31

is they will sit you down for an

17:33

hour, and then I guess cherry pick what

17:35

they think their audience wants to see? Well,

17:37

they just want what they think is going

17:39

to grab the most ratings and is not

17:41

going to make them look stupid. So if

17:43

you're mocking them openly. Yeah. Well,

17:45

she didn't know when she said that. She

17:47

goes, comedy's right. We know I go. She

17:49

goes, name left of center comedians. I named

17:51

literally eight of them. And I said they

17:53

all are in arenas. I go, what are

17:55

you talking about? It's so dumb. What are

17:57

you talking about? It's so dumb. I was

17:59

like, that's you're saying that comedy's what? By

18:01

the way, I used to be left of

18:04

center according to the metrics of 2015. I

18:06

said there's a lot of. Joe's positions if

18:08

you look at them that are that are

18:10

that are left of center positions And there's

18:12

a lot of my positions or anyone's positions.

18:14

I said there's nobody that you can easily

18:16

put in a box Yeah, and but they

18:18

they want you to be in that box.

18:20

Well, they're silly and they also want me

18:22

to be an enemy of CNN I don't

18:24

give a fuck if you don't care who

18:26

cares the way I hope CNN Corrects course

18:29

and does right news right and just concentrates

18:31

on the news and all the fucking I

18:33

don't want editorial comments from morons Right? So

18:35

when you're force -feeding me, Don Lemon's opinion

18:37

on how the world should be. Right. And

18:39

how, you know, everyone should be shamed if

18:41

they don't get vaccinated. Right. You're force -feeding me

18:43

morons, like, no matter. Yeah.

18:45

Of course your ratings plummeted. Yeah.

18:47

Of course. And you

18:49

guys lied about so many

18:51

fucking things and never corrected

18:53

yourself. Is there an arm

18:56

of the Democratic National Committee? And

18:58

they're an arm of that party.

19:00

I mean, they're whether they are forced

19:02

to be or whether they choose

19:05

to be because they identify with being

19:07

Democrat and they want to skew

19:09

things Completely towards the left. I don't

19:11

know. I don't know what the

19:13

answer to that is all of the

19:15

old Bush era Neo -conservative people who

19:17

pushed the wars that Iraq and

19:19

Afghanistan and the Patriot Act and Guantanamo

19:22

Bay and all of this stuff

19:24

all fine homes usually on MSNBC or

19:26

CNN advocating for

19:28

war with Iran or an

19:30

escalation in Ukraine. They always,

19:32

so it's kind of an

19:35

establishment, doesn't seem to, they don't

19:37

really care about party. You

19:39

know they're doing better now though.

19:41

I mean this when you have Scott

19:43

Jennings on he's yeah, yeah, yeah,

19:46

he's great Yeah, that's the kind of

19:48

conversations you need completely ridiculous people

19:50

are out of your fucking minds versus

19:52

Scott Jennings like those are great

19:54

because you have some fun Yeah, it

19:56

makes you these ridiculous woke anchors

19:58

look retarded. Yeah, and they should there

20:00

are in the world. There are

20:02

good principled arguments that against right

20:04

-wing things. Yes. You just can't

20:06

have people who are completely out

20:08

of it make them. Exactly exactly

20:10

after the election one of my

20:12

favorite ones. Was it CNBC or

20:14

CNN? I forget what it was

20:16

this guy was talking about this

20:18

whole right -wing podcast ecosystem that's incredibly

20:21

well -funded and organized and Right,

20:23

what are you talking about? You

20:25

could literally go to the roots

20:27

of how it all started You

20:29

could see every one of us

20:31

doing our first podcast with a

20:33

fucking there's no funding What

20:36

are we talking about? What are we saying?

20:38

Even idea that we're all organized together or

20:40

that like I would want to prevent people

20:42

from going on CNN Well, it's not care

20:44

less because that's the way they operate You

20:46

always usually like a lot of times you

20:48

end up accusing people of something you're doing

20:50

right so you because you are familiar with

20:52

that so they're like Well, we have a

20:54

top -down corporate oligarchy telling us what to

20:57

do. Is that the way it works with

20:59

you? Like, no, Joe Rogan is an email

21:01

people at the beginning the week and go,

21:03

hey, guys, this is where you can't go.

21:05

This the most insane thing ever. But not

21:07

only that, like, I want them

21:09

to do well. I really don't care. They obviously

21:11

don't want me to do well. But I don't

21:13

care. I hope they're, look, if they turned it

21:15

around and CNN became great, I'd watch it all

21:17

the time. It used to be great. It used

21:20

to have parts unknown on it. The new thing

21:22

they're doing, this is a very interesting thing that's

21:24

happening. if somebody says something

21:26

that they don't like and

21:28

they can't immediately dismiss it, they

21:30

go, but the fans of that

21:32

thing are bad people. This

21:34

is an interesting attack point.

21:37

They go, but somebody with a

21:39

massive audience, if they find

21:41

a sliver of that audience to

21:43

be objectionable in any way, they

21:46

then go, well, the fans

21:48

of that, type of questioning are

21:50

anti -Semitic or racist or something.

21:53

And they don't deal with the

21:55

actual facts or the actual

21:57

line of argumentation. Yeah, it's just

21:59

a sneaky debate tactic. When

22:02

you're dealing with, I have 19

22:04

million YouTube subscribers. How can

22:06

you nail that down to the

22:08

fans? You don't know. You're

22:10

just talking out of your ass. This is

22:12

a non -argument. It's a stupid point. And

22:15

by the way, when you're talking

22:17

about actual comments, we've already established

22:19

that, I don't know what the

22:21

number is, but there's a huge

22:23

number of people that are commenting

22:25

that aren't even people. They're

22:28

bots, state -sponsored bots. They

22:30

could be from Ukraine, they could

22:32

be from America, they could

22:34

be from Russia, they could be from Israel.

22:36

And I want more of them. So if

22:38

they're a state -sponsored bots that can jack my

22:40

ratings up, if they want to

22:42

come over to me. Do you have anything nice to

22:45

say about Israel? I'm waiting

22:47

for the money. I texted Barry

22:49

Weiss to go, here's the way this game works. I

22:52

get a little bit of money first. Not

22:55

I go on and defend whatever the hell you

22:57

people want to do. I'm not gonna get

22:59

my beak wet. If you and I go to Israel,

23:01

will you slap on the amica? Absolutely.

23:04

Absolutely is the wall absolutely

23:06

absolutely. Oh, yeah, sure. I

23:08

mean did and and my

23:10

film is greenlit when? No,

23:13

I don't know anything the walls the

23:15

way is that the whaling wall I

23:17

don't know but Mike Huckabee's over there

23:19

like a good Christian. Oh, well, he

23:21

loves it Sunday Because the fundamentalist Christians

23:23

go hard yeah with with the Israel

23:25

thing They're like, let's go. No,

23:28

what's very interesting is if Israel said

23:30

to a fundamentalist Christian, if Netanyahu called Mike

23:33

Huckabee and said, we're going to have

23:35

to nuke Iran, he'd go, let's do it.

23:38

That's what Jesus wants. That's what Jesus

23:40

would want, a nuclear war. So that's

23:42

where we've gotten. We've

23:47

got what wants us to use

23:49

the nukes where where we have

23:51

fundamentalist Christians and and fundamentalist Israel

23:53

and fundamentalist Muslims on the other

23:55

side and everybody's playing this weird

23:57

game and Yeah, there he is

23:59

boy. He looks old Jesus This

24:02

is just hilarious if this is the freeze -frame from

24:04

the episode that we released. guys stop dying their

24:06

hair at some point in time and just say, oh,

24:08

fuck it. You know, like Stallone did? The best

24:10

hat they have is the Shrymel. They wear it in

24:12

Brooklyn. It's that big furry Russian hat. Oh, I

24:14

love that hat. hat looks sick. That is a sick

24:16

hat. It looks like something at a Game of

24:18

Thrones. Yeah, that's a hat. Like, I don't give a

24:20

fuck what you think. I remember the tribe, bitch.

24:22

I got strings hanging from my belt. I got a.

24:25

And I'm rocking a. I got a hat. A

24:27

bear dick hat. Yeah, I mean, that's a pretty sick

24:29

hat. Yeah, I like that hat. Can't

24:31

get past the fact that like yeah,

24:33

look at that hat that has the

24:35

shit. What's that made out of? What

24:38

let's answer the question wider orthodox

24:41

Jewish men. Where's Ari when you need

24:43

them? That's a great party never

24:45

had to wear one of those hats

24:47

though. Nobody look good. Yeah, I

24:49

got a ton of hats from different

24:51

UFC fighters. Yeah from like Dagestan

24:53

and from Kazakhstan I got a cool

24:55

Kazakhstan hat from Shafqa Ramaclama. That

24:57

is pretty though. It's an objective There

25:02

was an article that just said

25:04

it before that the fur one

25:06

if you go back up in

25:08

the upper left corner upper left

25:10

corner Yeah, Jew in the city

25:12

is the name of the website

25:14

God I hope a Jewish person

25:16

is running that website. Otherwise they're

25:18

gonna get assassinated the fur hat

25:20

is known by Yiddish name How

25:22

do you say that? Shrymo? Shrymo.

25:24

Shrymo. Yeah. The Shrymo was

25:26

adopted by Eastern European Jewish communities in the

25:28

18th century and coincided with the rise

25:31

of acidic Judaism. Technically, a Shrymo is one

25:33

particular style of hat. There are others. One

25:35

that might be familiar on site is

25:37

the Spodik. Oh, you fucking pop up

25:40

at cocksucker. Enter your email, which is

25:42

taller and more cylindrical than a strimal.

25:44

A spotic is the style generally favored

25:46

by Hasidic sects of Polish descent. To

25:48

the casual observer, however, they're all strimals.

25:50

Strimals made from a large piece of

25:52

velvet surrounded by fur. Fur usually comes

25:54

from the tips of the tails of

25:56

sable. Martins or fox.

25:58

Nice. Synthetic strimals do

26:00

exist. They're more common in

26:02

Israel than elsewhere. Interesting. Strimel

26:05

can cost thousands of dollars, so it's

26:07

not uncommon for a acidic man to

26:09

own a second cheaper Strimel so that

26:11

his main Strimel would not be battered

26:13

by the elements Interesting interesting It's cool

26:15

that let everybody know you're part of

26:18

the tribe. It's a fun hat Maybe

26:20

can he comedians mean like a thing

26:22

that we were a hat. Yeah, like

26:24

a thing. That's very good. We don't

26:26

give a fuck Yeah, I like that

26:28

Kanye West black clan suit. That's dope.

26:30

How about his giant swastika in diamonds?

26:33

Have you seen that? What's funny is

26:35

a jeweler made that. Oh, yeah,

26:37

Jewish jeweler. One that an Israeli

26:39

Jewish guy made that significant markup. Yeah. Yeah,

26:41

of course. I'm gonna give you a swastika.

26:43

I would. I would. It's only fair. Yeah,

26:45

you need a tax. I think it's only

26:48

fair. If you want a Jewish man to

26:50

make a swastika, you gotta. People gotta separate,

26:52

you know, and I think this is not.

26:54

I think people gotta separate like governments from

26:56

people, intelligence agencies from people. I

26:58

think that's the whole thing. I think

27:00

people are losing the ability

27:02

to do that in this case, right?

27:04

Because people, when you criticize Israel, you

27:06

criticize something that may or may not

27:08

have been done by a government or

27:10

intelligence agency, you're not criticizing people. You're

27:13

criticizing a group of people making

27:15

decisions. I don't think America always does

27:17

things during the best interest of

27:19

the American people. Right. Well, this

27:21

is the problem with when everybody sort

27:23

of picks sides during the COVID thing, whether

27:25

or not we should trust the vaccine

27:27

companies. Because, like, You

27:30

did it because you're on the left and the

27:32

people on the right were the ones who didn't

27:34

want to take it. So instead of just looking

27:36

at it objectively The people

27:38

on the left were like everybody who

27:40

doesn't agrees of a science denier and

27:42

it got like really kooky because it

27:44

got ideological. And as soon as it's

27:47

ideological, you can fucking justify

27:49

anything. This is how how Jewish

27:51

Americans are justifying. Well, Hamas uses

27:53

people as human shields. Like they'll

27:55

say things like that, like the

27:57

way you can justify mass murder.

28:00

It's a way you can justify

28:02

anything, anything. As long as the

28:04

tribe on your side, whatever your

28:06

clan is, Right. You can, you

28:08

can justify things. And so people

28:10

stop thinking. They stop thinking and

28:13

they just think completely along ideological

28:15

lines. Frustrating as fuck.

28:17

is. It is. And passionately. Yeah. Very

28:19

passionately. They're right. You're wrong. No one

28:21

is ever questioning anything. No. Why would

28:23

you question science? No, no one goes,

28:25

wait a minute. Like, I think it's

28:27

healthy to every now and then go,

28:30

maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, there

28:32

was just something that got released

28:34

today that showed, they just released today

28:36

that showed that COVID -19 definitively came

28:38

from that lab. 1000%. 100 % proof

28:40

it came from that lab. I

28:42

read it a little bit of it

28:44

on the way here. Yeah, it's

28:46

fucking nuts. It's nuts, man.

28:48

It's nuts. These fucking people,

28:50

they just got roped in to

28:52

this and it was a

28:54

man completely manmade 100 % disease

28:56

100 % and they knew that

28:58

from the moment it leaked the

29:00

moment it happened. They just

29:02

lied and Fauci is just out

29:04

there walking around. That's

29:07

an interesting. It's an

29:09

it's an interesting case

29:11

when someone like that

29:13

in that position repeatedly

29:15

lied to people. about

29:17

the origins of that. And

29:20

is allowed to just be free.

29:23

And faces zero consequences. They were

29:25

trying to trump in jail because

29:27

he... Inflated the price of a

29:29

condo. Would

29:31

you see what they... He got

29:33

an appraisal that was higher and

29:35

then they lied. Well, their appraisal

29:37

was horseshit. But did you see

29:39

that? Leticia James is now in

29:41

trouble for the exact same shit?

29:43

Really? You didn't see that? That

29:45

makes sense. They're investigating her because

29:47

she allegedly, according to Megan Kelly,

29:49

who I trust implicitly, allegedly went

29:51

and got mortgages with her father

29:53

listing them as husband and wife

29:55

on buildings multiple times, and then

29:58

also lied about the amount of

30:00

bedrooms that were in a place.

30:02

Because of its four bedrooms, you

30:04

get one tax rate of its

30:06

five. So she lied. It was a five,

30:08

and she said it was a four. Well,

30:10

this is what they all do.

30:12

So I think really the funny

30:14

thing about all the cases that

30:16

they brought against Trump a lot

30:18

of those cases were rooted in

30:20

just politicized Version of something that's

30:23

pretty standard that a lot of

30:25

people have done. Yeah, they always

30:27

overvalue their property always overvalue properties

30:29

and people get away with it

30:31

and it's not Crime but here's

30:33

the thing about something. Yeah, is

30:35

that all the people had been

30:37

paid? So, not only was it

30:39

profitable for the banks, he paid

30:41

everything on time. There's

30:43

no criminal. Like,

30:46

there's no crime. No one

30:48

got victimized. Nothing happened. They

30:50

profited. Then this crazy

30:52

lady with a terrible past thought

30:54

that she was gonna be able

30:56

to pull this off because she

30:58

was on the team that she

31:00

thought was gonna win like about

31:02

putting all your eggs in one

31:04

basket like well a bunch of

31:06

morons it feels right in on

31:08

these things it feels like you

31:10

have there's some we're in some

31:12

kind of Cold War between two

31:15

factions in American politics that are

31:17

Using courts and lawyers to go

31:19

at each other. Yeah, it's not

31:21

hot war, people aren't fighting in

31:23

the streets, but it does seem

31:25

to be these parties seem to

31:27

no longer view each other as

31:29

different sides of the same coin.

31:31

There seems to be, especially when

31:33

it comes to Trump, it seems

31:35

to be like they cannot, you

31:37

know, see him as anything other

31:39

than an existential threat that has to

31:41

be vanquished. At any cost right

31:43

and the problem with that is

31:45

when you? Deny good things and

31:47

only highlight bad things that everybody knows it

31:49

well you now you're playing a game and

31:51

Your game is I never tell the truth

31:53

I tell you parts of the truth that

31:55

I like yeah And you got to win

31:57

that game. Yeah. If you're playing that game,

31:59

you're going to win. Yeah. If you do

32:01

all these things, they have to work. And

32:04

if Trump gets an office, then to do

32:06

all these things. a problem. You're fucked. Then

32:08

it's a problem. You know, it's like with

32:10

JFK, they got them. Yeah. You know, obviously

32:12

not good, but they got them. And then

32:14

that slammed the door shut. And then all

32:16

their people came in and kept a cover

32:18

up going on. I wish I really understood

32:20

all this stuff that we talk about. Yeah.

32:22

Because. There's an argument that

32:24

we haven't had a real president since

32:26

JFK got shot. That's probably a

32:28

good argument. And there's maybe arguments that

32:31

we actually didn't have real presidents

32:33

prior to JFK. Right. So what do

32:35

you think is happening now then? Do

32:38

you think that? I think

32:40

you have these guys, these

32:42

guys that go into

32:44

the CIA, they learn all

32:46

about these underground groups,

32:49

they have all of these

32:51

different relationships all over the

32:53

world, right? Weapons, men, you

32:55

know, weapons, drug running, weapons,

32:58

all these different, you know,

33:00

terrorist groups, crime syndicates, right?

33:02

Their job is to know. information

33:05

about every government, all

33:08

of the, you know, separatist groups

33:10

that could potentially take over and

33:12

become the next government. They have

33:14

all these connections. And then they

33:16

either leave the CIA, they retire,

33:19

or supposedly it never occurs to any of

33:21

them to make a buck. That's

33:24

the real question, right? It

33:26

never occurs to any of these

33:29

people that there might be a great

33:31

way to make a buck. Working

33:33

with some of these people

33:35

outside of Congress, the White House,

33:38

all of that. That's, as it's been

33:40

explained to me by pretty smart people, that's

33:43

what you have. You

33:45

have a rogue element of

33:47

people in those agencies

33:49

that have massive amounts of

33:51

money. And they're very

33:54

well connected, and they're running

33:56

weapons, and the president has

33:58

no idea what's going on. And

34:00

Congress has no idea what's going

34:02

on. They're not briefing a teacher

34:04

from Georgia who got elected because

34:06

he promised he was going to

34:08

build a fucking shopping mall in

34:10

a suburb of Atlanta about what

34:12

they're doing in Syria. briefing

34:15

these people. There's nothing democratic

34:17

about what's happening. And

34:19

so then you think to yourself, you're like, well, how do

34:21

we make sure everyone keeps their mouth shut? How

34:24

do we make sure everyone keeps their mouth shut? Then

34:26

we go, not only money,

34:29

but that's when we bring in

34:31

Gislaine Maxwell. That's

34:33

when we bring in Jeffrey Epstein, right?

34:35

That's when we bring in people who

34:37

go, let's all have fun. We've got

34:39

a great weekend getaway planned. And

34:41

then we can all be on camera doing

34:43

something that would get us thrown in jail,

34:46

have people rightly discussed it and

34:48

want to kill us. And the

34:50

worst things ever are now on

34:52

camera somewhere. Those tapes are

34:54

somewhere. Now everybody

34:57

is completely incapable

34:59

of ever coming

35:01

out and saying

35:03

what's going on. And,

35:06

you know, and then

35:08

those people are running

35:10

a parallel government. It's

35:12

a parallel command structure.

35:15

And that's a huge problem. And it was

35:17

essentially completely in control for four years. Probably

35:20

for more than four. But the last

35:22

four, for sure. Thousand percent. That's the best

35:25

example we've ever had of that. Thousand

35:27

percent. That guy's never really running things. Thousand

35:29

percent. no way they let him. It's

35:32

probably still in control to

35:34

a certain degree now because

35:36

it's very hard. When

35:39

you have something like that

35:41

happening, it is very

35:43

difficult to completely shut it down. Well,

35:45

it's very hard. Well, here's a

35:47

perfect example that we know it's definitely

35:49

running things because Trump is still

35:51

trying to figure out why he got

35:53

shot. He was

35:56

like, I want more information. Yeah.

35:58

Like, there's no information. There's not

36:00

going to be. There's not going to

36:02

be information. There's not going

36:04

to be information. That's a crazy story. Also,

36:06

there's. You should try to connect, like if

36:08

it's not America that did it, if it's

36:10

not us, it's not intelligence agencies that did

36:12

it, then it means a foreign government that

36:14

hijacked this kid's brain and got him to

36:16

climb on top of that roof, like somebody

36:18

tried to get someone to assassinate a guy

36:21

who was running for president, and no one

36:23

seems to be interested in finding who that

36:25

person or that group who influences kid is.

36:27

So many of these ex -intelligence chiefs pop up

36:29

all over the world. They pop up in

36:31

Dubai, they pop up on... MSNBC.

36:34

travel. They love traveling. They're having

36:36

meetings with people. They're all over the

36:38

place. They love people. They love people. They

36:40

love cultures. They love meeting

36:43

different cultures. Yeah, the food's great. And

36:45

supposedly I heard from someone who's,

36:47

again, smart and I consider trustworthy that

36:49

there's actually large sectors of the

36:51

global economy that are moved more in

36:53

this direction than you'd think. Like

36:55

there are tentacles. into

36:58

very large investment banks and private

37:00

equity companies that a lot of

37:02

these guys have. Let's put it

37:04

that way, obviously. It's not a

37:06

shocking thing. Why would the government

37:08

let a private equity company operate

37:10

with impunity? Especially

37:12

if they're controlling regulations and

37:15

they're like, let's work together. There

37:17

doesn't seem to be a good answer

37:19

to any of this. That becomes the

37:22

real issue. You ever get invited to

37:24

these like... Fucking

37:26

Illuminati conferences or any of these crazy things.

37:28

No, they wanted me to do stand -up at

37:30

one conference And it wasn't like an Illuminati kind

37:32

of thing was like a I don't know

37:34

It was like some type of like low -grade

37:36

Illuminati. Yeah, they start Illuminati.

37:38

It's like the minor leagues Yeah,

37:40

and then eventually you go to

37:43

some yeah weird ranch in the

37:45

mountains of Wyoming. Well, that sounds

37:47

nice Actually does sound nice. Maybe

37:49

no, I think that like it

37:51

does seem weird that a lot

37:53

of Once you get to

37:55

a certain level, people take an

37:58

interest in you that never were interested,

38:01

you know? For sure, for

38:03

sure. People are interested. Fuckin'

38:05

my world. Yeah. It

38:07

is strange that people seem

38:10

to care about you or what

38:12

you're saying or people going,

38:14

I think your read on that

38:16

is wrong. And you're

38:18

like, why do you care what it is?

38:20

I'm a fucking guy with a talk,

38:22

you know, microphone once or twice a week.

38:24

Yeah, they don't like that. They don't

38:27

like people having influence that haven't been sanctioned.

38:29

They don't like that. Yeah, they want

38:31

all influence to be top down, all influence

38:33

to be a part of a giant

38:35

corporation. Yeah, that's what they want. They don't

38:37

want influence to be just regular people.

38:39

Regular people are fringe. They're far

38:41

this or far that. They're

38:43

problematic. They spew misinformation and

38:45

dissent. There's no one who

38:47

spews more misinformation than CNN. They

38:50

spew a lot. years, how many times do

38:52

you guys, just what you guys did over

38:54

COVID, if you were a podcaster, you'd be

38:56

shut down. Right. Like if the podcasters were

38:58

the one telling everybody to get vaxed, you

39:00

get it, you won't get, you won't spread

39:02

it, you won't this, you won't that. There's

39:04

no side effects. If podcasters

39:06

are saying that, but the establishment news was

39:08

saying, hold on, this is an experimental

39:10

vaccine. We should not be asking women who

39:12

are pregnant to take this. We should

39:14

be not asking kids who are in no

39:16

danger to take this. We do not

39:18

know the long term consequences. If podcasters were

39:20

saying that. You know

39:23

podcasters were on the the government side instead

39:25

of CNN if CNN was the wise

39:27

ones that told everybody to be cautious, right?

39:29

They would want us prosecuted Yeah, they

39:31

would be going after us for all the

39:33

side effects that people are experiencing. Yeah,

39:35

you have blood on your hands You're responsible

39:37

for strokes and heart attacks and myocarditis

39:39

and all sorts of autoimmune you also have

39:41

to think about how much easier it

39:43

is for it Let's say an intelligence community

39:45

to manipulate them than it is to

39:47

come in here like an intelligence community is

39:50

not gonna go is

39:52

bring me to the UFOs. That's all

39:54

I ask. Can you keep telling them

39:56

that? Yes. That's all you have to do. What do

39:58

you want me to do? It's very easy. We're

40:00

going to go to war with Kosovo? I don't even

40:02

know where Kosovo is on a map, but if

40:04

you tell me where the UFOs are, I'll have a

40:06

guy in here that explains why it's super important.

40:08

But it is funny. It's like, what they'd have to

40:10

do is pick somebody, have them become a comedian, start

40:13

a podcast, get an audit. Like it

40:15

is difficult, right? Whereas if you

40:17

work at a media company, it's very easy

40:19

to just some new guys there. Yeah. Who's

40:21

this? Right, right, right. Oh, you know what

40:23

I mean? Somebody just shows

40:25

up. Hey, it's Suzanne. Suzanne,

40:27

run everything by Suzanne. Hey, how does

40:30

this guy Bob Woodward? Right. does he

40:32

get the most important? Yeah. He just,

40:34

this is his first case. Lucky guy.

40:36

He gets Watergate. Lucky guy. Wait a

40:38

minute. What did he do

40:40

for Navy Intelligence? Right. Lucky

40:42

guy. That

40:44

war to get things so fine. here for

40:46

30 years. Yeah, I haven't gotten anything

40:48

fuck up in this case Bob's taking down

40:50

Nixon Who's kept keeps asking questions about

40:52

what happened to Kennedy? Did you see when

40:54

Bill Murray was here? I did yeah,

40:56

did you see the thing that he said

40:58

about wired the book? Yeah, but wait

41:00

which one wires the book on John Belushi

41:02

said I read the first five pages

41:05

and I was like oh my god They

41:07

set up Nixon. Oh, that's hilarious frame

41:09

Nixon. That's so funny. It's what he said.

41:11

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like if this

41:13

is what They say, this is what the

41:15

same guy said about John Belushi, which

41:17

is 100 % not true. Do you know

41:19

John Belushi was a lightweight? He

41:21

would drink a couple of beers and

41:23

he'd be fucked up. He didn't have tolerance.

41:25

He wasn't this maniacal coaxing. It was

41:27

all lies. They don't care at all about

41:29

getting any accurate information. That time that

41:31

he died was probably the first time he

41:33

ever did a speedball, according to Bill

41:35

Murray. And Bill Murray was

41:37

one of his best friends. Bill Murray knew. Bill Murray

41:39

was like, I've known this guy most of my

41:41

life. He goes, they frame

41:43

Nixon. Right. And then I told

41:46

him the whole story that Tucker Carlson had told

41:48

me. Yeah. Which I was like, what? That

41:50

it was all FBI agents. And

41:52

the whole thing was a complete

41:55

sting. It was a sloppy burglary.

41:58

Where they wanted to get caught they traced it

42:00

back to Nixon because Nixon was doing things. They

42:02

hate it Well, this is the thing they got

42:04

Nixon. I don't know if you know but what

42:06

they said to Nixon is they told if Nixon

42:08

was not guilty of the crime But they told

42:10

Nixon about the crime and then he helped them

42:12

cover it up. That's how they got him, right?

42:14

But I mean, what is he gonna do? Of

42:16

course, he thinks this is on the legit

42:18

and you come to him with the crime

42:20

like oh Jesus Christ, we'll fucking tell anybody

42:22

him Jesus Christ, what did you do you

42:24

bugged cap city? Yeah Fuck

42:27

they had to get rid they had

42:29

to get had to get rid of him.

42:32

This is what we're gonna do. We're

42:34

gonna we're gonna throw our phones in the

42:36

river. Yeah Here's what happens now, okay,

42:38

okay, okay, how do we get out?

42:40

Yeah, where'd you put the bugs? Can we get can

42:42

we break it and take the bugs back? That's

42:44

so funny. Yeah, they'd be so flattered if you buy

42:46

if we bug capsity I heard that's awesome somebody

42:48

told me last night that they hate us. I'm like,

42:50

how do you hate me? I love you I

42:52

used to love the old cap city. If you got

42:54

headlight cap city, you got headliners and you need

42:56

them. I'll promote it. I'll promote it on Twitter. Yeah.

42:59

And same thing with the moon tower. They're mad

43:01

at me too because I wouldn't have them

43:03

at the club. I'm happy to

43:05

help you. I would happy to help you.

43:07

I just don't want you to book

43:09

my club. That's all it is my club

43:11

is sold out every night Yeah, and

43:13

it's guys like you and Shane and Ari

43:15

and all these I don't want anybody

43:17

else booking it. It doesn't mean that I

43:19

don't Support your cause of course. I

43:21

just don't want you coming into my establishment.

43:23

That's all it is I don't I

43:25

want everybody to do well. There's five comedy

43:28

clubs on my street What you've done

43:30

I think have ultimately is good for the

43:32

town you bring people into the town

43:34

The problem is when people used to be

43:36

in control of comedy in the town

43:38

and then all a sudden they're And they

43:40

used to be like the person that

43:42

people would go to and now they're insignificant,

43:44

right? Yeah, I think

43:46

a lot of people struggle with

43:48

that The idea of that

43:50

that they're they're they're losing control

43:52

I think they hate that

43:54

that seems to be the most

43:56

the angriest I've seen people

43:58

online Since the election that have

44:00

railed against podcasts and they've

44:03

railed against they seem to Be

44:05

angry that they no longer have

44:07

a monopoly on what people can

44:10

hear exactly and they still continue

44:12

to lie and misrepresent people that

44:14

do podcast right or on Have

44:16

a different opinion say and that's

44:18

where it gets really stupid. You

44:20

know like they keep Saying that

44:22

you know when I had that

44:24

Daryl Cooper a guy on that

44:26

I'm Bring on a Nazi apologist

44:28

and a Holocaust denier like that

44:30

is neither of those things are

44:33

true. Yeah, it's not true And

44:35

the guy doesn't just talk about

44:37

that. By the way, his stuff

44:39

about Jim Jones is fucking sensational.

44:42

You know, Jim Jones was like a civil rights leader. Jim

44:44

Jones had an interracial child. I

44:46

didn't know anything. Yeah, Jim Jones was

44:48

like, he had an adopted black child

44:51

that he would take to school and everybody would

44:53

be fucking furious at him in the town. And

44:55

he was like... was a legitimate Christian,

44:57

like a real, I believe, in the

44:59

teachings of Jesus Christian. One of the

45:01

big things in America, yeah, of

45:03

course. The meth got him. Yes. Listen, there are

45:06

a lot of people questioning World War II for not

45:08

good reasons, of course. Right. It's like people that

45:10

bring up the age of consent and you go, wait

45:12

a minute, you know. Hey, what's

45:14

going on? What are you

45:16

doing? There are people, I

45:18

think, that do launder not

45:20

great reasons for questioning World

45:23

War II through whatever. However.

45:25

No doubt. No doubt. There

45:28

is a very interesting

45:30

– the teeth really come

45:32

out, the gnashing of

45:34

teeth come out in this

45:37

country when you question

45:39

at all the American war

45:41

machine and the pageantry

45:43

of war and the you

45:46

know iconography of the state

45:48

and of war and of how

45:50

important it is and how

45:52

just it always is and how

45:55

we're always on the right

45:57

side of it and we're always

45:59

doing the right thing and

46:01

World War II we 100 %

46:03

were but there are a lot

46:05

of other times when we've

46:07

made grave errors with our military

46:09

and I feel like it's

46:11

not good enough for You

46:14

can't just point to World War two,

46:16

which is again. We were correct Yes,

46:18

but I think there is this idea

46:20

that if you you do it's it's

46:22

not an accident There's a million movies

46:24

made about World War two It's not

46:26

an accident that there is a lot

46:29

of pageantry surrounding World War two also

46:31

that the World War two movies have

46:33

heroes of course Vietnam movies are That's

46:35

right. Everything's complicated and it's all chaos.

46:37

So I think that inspires the idea

46:39

that a military solution is always correct

46:41

and that the use of force is

46:44

always the right way to do it

46:46

and that coincidentally makes people lots and

46:48

lots of money and their children never

46:50

end up fighting those wars. that

46:53

seems to be a lot of

46:55

it. Now, that doesn't mean that

46:57

there aren't people with bad motivations

46:59

that are genuinely anti -Semitic or

47:02

that genuinely have fascist inclinations or

47:04

absolutely are, but I think

47:06

there needs to be space to criticize

47:08

the mythologizing of war in general

47:10

and the justification for endless wars all

47:12

the time. Yes. Like Iran. I

47:14

hope Trump does not go into Iran.

47:16

Yeah. That seems like a very

47:18

bad idea. It also seems to be

47:21

a very bad idea for Iran

47:23

to get nuclear weapons. That seems

47:25

bad too. Yes, but I think there's

47:27

ways to prevent that without a regime

47:29

change war. This is what we have

47:31

to do. This is what Tulsi Gabbard

47:33

I think was very attractive about a

47:35

lot of what she said during her

47:37

confirmation hearing. She goes, I understand that

47:39

there are terrorists out there that are

47:41

dangerous, but we got to find a

47:43

way to deal with them without committing

47:45

troops to stand there in an Islamic

47:47

country. We've done Yeah, we saw this

47:49

movie. Yeah, it doesn't work out. Yeah,

47:51

you know and I think we have

47:53

to stop thinking that it's gonna be

47:55

better this time if we decapitate the

47:57

head of a foreign government and we

47:59

have American soldiers in an Islamic country

48:01

trying to set up a provisional government

48:03

the nightmare of that during Iraq poll

48:05

Bremer this Weird British looking guy that

48:07

they sent to stand on that rebel

48:09

rubble with his boots and you know

48:11

the mission Accomplished on the aircraft carrot

48:13

like it brings back like you know

48:15

to me It's like I get flashbacks

48:17

from it. Do you remember the guy

48:19

who was the Iraqi? Public

48:21

relations guy who was saying that they're winning the

48:23

war Was it was it Akhmat Chalabit? Well, no

48:25

that was a guy that fed us all the

48:27

bullshit to get us in no no no It

48:29

was the guy that they the people openly mocked.

48:31

I believe he had glasses and he was the

48:34

guy that was always saying that Iraq is kicking

48:36

ass. Oh, interesting. No. Yeah.

48:38

Baghdad, something or another, they called him.

48:40

And he was saying that we were

48:42

doing good. No, no, no, no,

48:44

no. We were getting. He was saying that Iraq

48:46

is kicking our ass. Yeah. Well, do

48:48

you remember that? hilarious. No, I don't remember that.

48:50

Baghdad, something or another, they called him. By the

48:52

way, does anyone know what's going on in Iraq

48:54

right now? If there was

48:56

a gun in my head, I could

48:58

not tell you. What the state

49:00

of Iraq? Well, I know the Taliban

49:02

are in Afghanistan. What's going on

49:04

in Iraq? Listen, listen, listen, listen, you hear

49:06

that? Ready? That's

49:09

a gay guy threw off a roof. Right.

49:11

Right. So that's

49:13

what we spent. That's a 20

49:15

year, you know, commitment. It was

49:17

a very long time. Right.

49:20

So that's like, I feel

49:22

like that's the. That's the thing that

49:24

when you ever try to have a nuanced

49:26

understanding of what we can and can't

49:28

do, I don't think it's a great idea

49:30

that Ron gets new weapons. It seems

49:32

like there are ways to prevent that. We're

49:34

gonna make ISIS in Georgia. Full scale

49:36

invasion. But don't we need

49:38

these, like I think like it, I always

49:40

look at these groups like the Houthis and

49:43

stuff, we need these people. 100%. We need

49:45

them and the Houthis are a fun one

49:47

because they're like on the ocean and they're

49:49

like pirates. This

49:54

is new they figured out that like

49:56

land -based stuff. It's not as interesting They're

49:58

like they're disrupting trade. You know how much

50:00

of our trade goes through it's 3 %

50:02

Hey 3 % trade. Don't minimize that just

50:05

like I don't want you minimizing these

50:07

women and yeah, but we need these Houthis

50:09

It feels like we need these groups.

50:11

We had ISIS. We had then ISIL Now,

50:14

you know, we had the people

50:16

in Syria. I forget their names something

50:18

but we need these little groups

50:20

and this is what we do We

50:22

just choose because all of these

50:24

groups are not even they're just people

50:26

hanging out and then we give

50:29

them weapons and Get them going. They're

50:31

just guys in a bar a

50:33

lot of these groups are guys in

50:35

a bar They have a hole

50:37

in the ground and we show up

50:39

and we start arming them and

50:41

giving them stuff And it's like,

50:43

it's like that Bill Hicks joke where

50:46

it's like, pick up the gun, you know,

50:48

for him especially, it's like, are the

50:50

Houthis an existential threat to the United States?

50:52

That feels crazy. The craziest

50:55

thing. Just feels insane. Trump

50:57

showing the video of them

50:59

getting bombed. Oh, yeah. It's

51:01

so wild. We could kill. This is

51:03

the problem. We could get rid of

51:05

all of these threats in five minutes.

51:08

But we don't seem to want to good

51:10

for business. No, we got to keep coming

51:12

to market every week. You'll burn it out.

51:14

No, the Houthis are good. I don't stand

51:16

up. You got to go once. You got

51:18

to go once a year, once every 18

51:20

months. And I like the Houthis because they

51:22

feel it's like a new, but they're not

51:24

sticking. It's not no one's believing it. So

51:26

now they're back to Hezbollah. Oh,

51:28

Hezbollah wears the fatigues.

51:31

If you get up Hezbollah, they're scary looking.

51:33

The Houthis are not that scary. The

51:36

Houthis look like a bunch of dudes in

51:38

like a bazaar, like you said, like

51:40

in a flea market. If they're on a

51:42

boat, they're holding up guns, no one

51:44

cares. Hezbollah looks genuinely like, okay, let's not

51:46

fuck with these people. Well, it's like

51:48

Shane's bit about the Iraqis or the Afghanis.

51:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going through the fucking

51:52

workouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We think

51:55

they're like an elite army. Oh, God, yeah. You

51:57

couldn't do jumping jacks. You couldn't do anything. But

52:00

that's the whole thing. It's like

52:02

it's just weird Global chessboard of like

52:04

we you know as someone said

52:06

to me once that there's like a

52:08

dial you turn it out You're

52:10

like more war less war. Yeah more

52:12

war less war I'm gonna some

52:15

more conflict smelling salts are good for

52:17

allergies. Have you gotten any of

52:19

the allergies out here? No, I don't

52:21

get it first year of legitimately

52:23

getting them cedar fever I Think you

52:25

got to do cocaine Allergy

52:29

medicine too. Yeah, that's no

52:31

fun. Yeah, maybe Zirtac or something.

52:33

That's no fun. What

52:35

is it the cedar? I don't

52:37

know what it is. I think it's

52:39

people say see your nose been running and

52:41

Mark Hopper actually might have helped the

52:43

military capture so I'm saying what so they

52:45

were on a USO tour in 2003

52:47

and They got asked to come in and

52:49

do like a private show And

52:51

he sat down and said, because I'm here.

52:54

Said, sir, I have a plan to

52:56

catch Sodom Hussein. The musician recalled telling

52:58

a Navy admiral on board the aircraft

53:00

carrier in the Persian Gulf. According to

53:02

Hoppus, Hussein had been sending video messages

53:04

to his followers from an unknown location

53:06

at the time. The musician felt that

53:08

the military could use drones to their

53:10

advantage and uncover his location by pulling

53:12

data from the video messages. Sir,

53:15

what about having drones fly all

53:17

over the region, incorporating patterns, broadcasting time

53:19

codes above the level of human

53:21

hearing, but at the level that a

53:24

video recording would catch it? Hope

53:26

it's suggested to the admiral. Then

53:28

the next time he releases one of

53:30

his videos, you could listen to it, pull

53:32

the ultrasonic data, and triangulate the drones

53:34

you have flying all over. Holy shit! This

53:36

is the guy from Blink 182? I

53:38

think his dad was in the military.

53:41

Someone was in something. He knew, yeah.

53:43

Okay, this brings me back to that fucking

53:45

strange times and Laurel Canyon shit. Yeah,

53:47

four months later Sodom was located in caption

53:50

Iraq. So you're welcome everyone. What a great

53:52

book Well, not only the Tom O 'Neill

53:54

book, but then that this Dave McGowan book

53:56

weird scenes inside the canyon I lived up

53:58

there when I living in LA I lived

54:00

up there and it I'm telling you that

54:02

is a creepiest vibe of any area that

54:04

I've ever been to in my life It's

54:06

a weird vibe. I have that fucking military

54:08

installation that look out mountain Jared Leto owns

54:10

that he lives there now doesn't he have

54:12

a whole cult? Okay, he's

54:14

a good guy. I'm sure he is

54:16

I'm not saying it's bad to

54:18

they tried to investigate his cult. It

54:20

turns out. It's not really it's

54:22

just bunch of people having fun Yeah,

54:24

there's no requirements. There's no no

54:26

one asked you to fuck them. There's

54:28

no no, it's a it's a

54:30

voluntary fuckcult It's not even voluntary fuckcult.

54:32

Yeah, they get together and dance

54:34

or something. I don't know what they

54:36

do. I live there for three

54:38

years. I didn't get one text I

54:40

Not one I used to drive

54:42

by and point at it and go look it's

54:44

the thing. What do they do? What does

54:46

Jarrett Little's? It's like a summer camp. They call

54:48

it echelon. Yeah, it's a summer camp to

54:50

go watch the band play close -up. Oh, what

54:53

the fuck's the problem with that Tim? How about

54:55

Tim Dillon Fest? I have no problem with

54:57

that. It's basically Skank Fest. Just a bunch of

54:59

people eating shellfish in Long Island being racist. Yeah,

55:05

absolutely. I have no

55:07

issue with that at all. What a fun time though

55:09

for us. Yeah. Because everything's just, I mean, there's

55:11

so much stuff to talk about. Everything's nuts. Nothing makes

55:13

sense. think, you know, I was on the All

55:15

In podcast the other day and they were talking about

55:18

these chips, these NVIDIA chips and how

55:20

what's interesting is people are setting

55:22

up because we have these export controls

55:24

that don't allow us to send

55:26

certain chips to China because they're able

55:28

to like manipulate them and then

55:30

become like the largest

55:33

semiconductor producer. But now

55:35

all these fun fake companies are starting

55:37

in like Bhutan. or

55:39

Cambodia, and they're buying

55:41

the chips, or Singapore, and

55:43

then they all get back

55:45

to China. Well, one of the

55:47

guys who worked at whatever

55:49

the preeminent AI system in China

55:52

was saying, whistleblowers were saying,

55:54

that they have 50 ,000 of

55:56

these fucking banned chips. That's

55:58

a while. Whoopsies. And so they were talking

56:00

about, is it better to send them the chips,

56:02

or is it better to, if you don't

56:04

send them the chips, then it spurs their innovation

56:06

and they make the chips. Well, either

56:08

way, they're gonna get the chips. Yeah,

56:10

they're getting the chips. They're both innovating

56:12

and stealing at the same time. Can

56:14

there be anything done to stop their

56:16

rise? Nah. Not at this point. Doesn't

56:18

feel like it, right? There's so much

56:20

more technologically advanced in so many different

56:22

areas now. Yeah. Like the drones that

56:24

they have are so superior to the

56:27

commercial drones that we have, because drones

56:29

over here, you have to have a

56:31

pilot's license to drive the really spicy

56:33

ones. Do you think some of those

56:35

drones over New Jersey were theirs? Could

56:37

be. I think they were ours. I

56:39

honestly do, otherwise I think they would have shot them down

56:42

if they could. I don't know if

56:44

they could. And maybe they wouldn't

56:46

because then it would alarm people because then

56:48

it would like, you would show that that

56:50

is a legitimate threat. We're fighting for like

56:52

satellite supremacy in the sky too. That's

56:55

crazy. Crazy. The

56:57

internet, the Starlink. I mean, essentially Elon's

56:59

launching Starlinks all over the fucking world.

57:01

Do you worry at all about the

57:03

tech people? being Democrats up

57:05

until five minutes ago. Yeah,

57:08

you should but you know I think a

57:10

lot of those people have shifted sides They've

57:12

shifted sides because they understand that well, you

57:14

know had Mark Andreessen in here and Mark

57:16

Andreessen was explaining He said the most terrifying

57:18

meetings We ever had was when we were

57:20

part of an AI startup and the government

57:22

came in and said we're not gonna let

57:24

you do this Not only we're not gonna

57:26

let you do this. We're not gonna let

57:28

anybody do this We're gonna have a small

57:30

amount of these things. We're gonna completely control.

57:33

Yeah, he was like what the fuck like

57:35

you guys are really openly saying this yeah,

57:37

you're gonna inhibit innovation at the highest level

57:39

of technology. Some shit that you probably don't

57:41

even understand, but you want to have absolute

57:43

control it. I think the worry is that

57:45

people don't trust the government, nor should they,

57:47

but I don't know if they... trust these

57:49

tech guys either. You shouldn't. Yeah. You shouldn't.

57:51

Look what's going on with open AI. That's

57:54

the whole thing. I think that people

57:56

are wary of the tech people because they've

57:58

now, these were the same people that

58:00

censoring and kicking people off the internet when

58:02

the people in the White House were

58:04

blue. Right. And now that the people in

58:06

the White House are red, they are,

58:08

it's swung back the other way. Exactly. So

58:10

I think people are a little wary

58:12

of that. Yeah. They don't know where that

58:14

goes. It's just power. It's

58:16

just, it's just. I mean, like

58:18

Bernie Sanders is right in

58:20

that you should be scared of

58:22

oligarchs and oligarchs shouldn't be

58:24

running our government. He's right in

58:26

that regard. And when people

58:28

get into positions of just unchecked

58:30

power, so let's say if

58:32

someone had control of some tech

58:34

company, let's say it's an AI company

58:36

and that AI company literally Creates

58:39

the unstoppable AI that helps

58:41

empower the entire country and there's

58:43

one guy's in control of

58:45

and he's worth three trillion dollars

58:47

now and he decides to

58:49

lobby and change a bunch of

58:51

laws and influence politicians and

58:54

his company starts donating to certain

58:56

politics You could change the

58:58

fabric of society with enough money

59:00

and enough power and influence.

59:02

Yeah, especially if you could completely

59:04

control what the narrative is

59:06

right in terms of like When

59:08

people Google things when they

59:10

search things when they talk about

59:12

things you can completely control

59:14

what they're allowed to talk about

59:16

and how well how that

59:18

narrative gets countered instantly with facts

59:20

and Bullshit and yeah, you

59:22

can just what's being done everywhere,

59:24

right? So it's being done

59:26

at the highest levels and I

59:28

think people are uncomfortable with

59:30

Just losing even though a lot

59:32

of them realize that we

59:34

didn't have a ton of control.

59:36

They feel like, I think

59:38

when you head into the world of

59:40

tech where people just don't even know where

59:42

this goes, where does it

59:44

go? Is it going to transhumanism? Does it

59:47

go to like AI replacing everybody? And then

59:49

at what point, what do you do with

59:51

those people that AI replaced? Do you give

59:53

them all cryptocurrency that's linked to their biological,

59:55

whatever? I've heard all

59:57

these ideas, right? Like, how do

59:59

you deal with Driverless

1:00:01

cars where if the entire road is automated, how

1:00:03

do you deal with that? I think that

1:00:05

fills people with an anxiety where they go What

1:00:08

is the plan and a lot of these

1:00:10

tech guys like well, we got to get off

1:00:12

the planet and I think people start going

1:00:14

like wait You know like that's once day Eric

1:00:16

once was a lot of people. There's a

1:00:18

lot of people like I'm staying I don't know

1:00:20

what you're saying. There's a lot of people

1:00:22

There's no air on Mars like let's not go

1:00:24

there. Yeah, well for sure for sure Do

1:00:26

you think Trump and Moscow have a falling out

1:00:28

eventually? I

1:00:32

don't know. It's a good question.

1:00:34

The media keeps trying to push

1:00:36

that they are. It feels like

1:00:38

they're just big personalities and that

1:00:40

there's an inevitability when you have

1:00:42

two guys that are incredibly, you

1:00:44

know. Perhaps, but Elon is

1:00:47

very smart and you see

1:00:49

he's always very deferential and

1:00:51

he's always very respectful. Mr.

1:00:53

President, it's always that calm

1:00:55

sir. That's how I treat

1:00:57

him. I always calm sir. It's

1:01:00

Donald Trump. Yeah, I get it. You're fired.

1:01:02

I get it But he's also the president

1:01:04

of the United States. I call him sir,

1:01:06

but I call everybody sir. Yeah, I call

1:01:08

everybody sir Yeah, it's like the byproduct of

1:01:10

me living in Texas right sir. Yeah, but

1:01:12

I don't know if they're gonna You don't

1:01:14

get pulled over anymore here and if I

1:01:16

do it's not that big if you get

1:01:18

pulled over here a cop gives you money

1:01:24

They go, Mr. Rogan, here's a check. I

1:01:26

mean, there's no way. There's no law that

1:01:28

you cannot break here. I'm guaranteeing you. I

1:01:30

don't think that's correct. I think you could

1:01:32

do a lot. I think you

1:01:34

would cover up a murder. That's

1:01:36

sweet. If you murdered three people, I

1:01:38

think the awesome PD would go, whatever,

1:01:41

man. He's doing a

1:01:43

lot. They'd bring that mayor, that guy, and

1:01:45

he'd go, what? They'd go, yeah,

1:01:47

the suspect's Joe Rogan. He was standing over the

1:01:49

body. They'd go, are you out of your fucking

1:01:51

mind? Drive him home right now. Drive

1:01:53

that man home. If I was in

1:01:55

Waste Deep in Rainey Street. Oh, yeah,

1:01:57

drowning a party goer. They don't care.

1:02:02

Bro, they still don't want to admit that there's

1:02:04

a serial killer. You're the tourism board. Um,

1:02:06

yeah, no, there, there's something's up. There's a serial

1:02:08

killer. Something's going on. I believe there's a

1:02:10

serial killer. And what are they doing? They're luring

1:02:12

people to that bridge and then. Yeah, it's

1:02:14

not hard. People like to go to the bridge.

1:02:16

I just gotta look out for the So weird.

1:02:18

I guess it's such a high to kill someone.

1:02:21

And so to me, I'm like, what do you

1:02:23

get out of it? But I guess the people

1:02:25

that are doing it like it, they're broken. There's

1:02:27

broken people. Some broken people do math and some

1:02:29

broken people drown guys who like to party. Do

1:02:31

you ever talk to like, I'm sure you have,

1:02:33

this is a stupid question, but like the high

1:02:35

level law enforcement guys that have just met these

1:02:37

monsters and stuff. Oh yeah. And is there, do

1:02:40

they believe that it's like, is

1:02:42

there any part of them that

1:02:44

believes someone's just born? Yes. Interesting.

1:02:46

Yeah. And it's generally you have

1:02:48

psychotic parents. And so it was

1:02:50

whether it's nature or nurture is

1:02:52

hard to separate because you're probably

1:02:54

abused and Generally at an early

1:02:56

age they show like a willingness

1:02:59

to torture like house pets and

1:03:01

stuff animals Yeah, yeah, they'll maybe

1:03:03

start off with a frog they

1:03:05

catch and stick up like a

1:03:07

firecracker in its mouth and stuff

1:03:09

like that. And then they eventually

1:03:11

work their way up to humans.

1:03:13

Now it seems so much harder

1:03:15

to do it because of these

1:03:17

phones, surveillance. It is,

1:03:19

but it's... You can still do it. Not in

1:03:21

Austin. You can get away with drowning folks.

1:03:23

You can drown people. Why

1:03:25

don't you think they'll admit it? They don't want

1:03:27

people getting spooked. a good question. It's a

1:03:29

good question. Maybe... Maybe I'm wrong.

1:03:31

I mean one of the biggest things ever

1:03:33

awesome with those crazy yogurt shop murders

1:03:36

HBO just came out with a documentary about

1:03:38

was many years ago this crazy yogurt

1:03:40

shop murder thing HBO just did a doc

1:03:42

happen in Austin. It was like a

1:03:44

famous Case and they it's completely unsolved except

1:03:46

they put some people in jail for

1:03:48

it But then later let one of them

1:03:50

out like it was just one of

1:03:52

those things where nobody was sure About

1:03:54

what happened? So there were

1:03:56

murdering people that went to the

1:03:59

yoga place? It was 1991

1:04:01

and it just south by southwest.

1:04:03

They just did a huge

1:04:05

Oh, it was one homicide a

1:04:07

quadruple homicide which took place

1:04:09

at I can't believe it's yogurt

1:04:11

shop in Austin That could

1:04:13

have been me in 1991 Wow,

1:04:15

it's so 34 years ago

1:04:18

34 years ago. It's an underpally

1:04:20

14 girls were murdered in

1:04:22

Austin 14 year Wow And

1:04:25

they don't know who did

1:04:27

it. puzzled. They don't know it's

1:04:29

an unsolved murder. I checked

1:04:31

the boyfriends. And there's many different

1:04:33

theories about it. Wow. That's

1:04:36

crazy. Four men were arrested

1:04:38

and charged with capital murder in 1999, but two

1:04:40

of their cases were overturned. The other two never

1:04:42

went to trial. Wow. Interesting.

1:04:46

So there are these things that happen.

1:04:48

Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they say

1:04:50

that if you just randomly shoot someone

1:04:52

and kill them Yeah, if you're a

1:04:54

real real like Randos like did you

1:04:56

ever see that movie Henry portrait of

1:04:58

a serial killer? No, it was about

1:05:00

a guy named Henry Lee Lucas. Oh,

1:05:02

wow Yeah, and Henry Lee Lucas was

1:05:05

attributed. They attributed like 62 murders to

1:05:07

him. The problem is I think one

1:05:09

of the things cops do is they

1:05:11

go Did you kill this guy? Yeah,

1:05:13

I killed him too. Where'd you bury

1:05:15

him? Where was he buried? That's why

1:05:17

all right that kind of thing now

1:05:19

you got now you got a case

1:05:21

solved That was that was the accusation

1:05:23

about Henry because he was definitely a

1:05:25

murderer and a grifter and a Drifter

1:05:28

and he was traveling around the country

1:05:30

stealing things and but then they made

1:05:32

a movie about him and then the

1:05:34

movie he it's like what he's way

1:05:36

more sinister and Calculated and but he

1:05:38

would just randomly kill people so that

1:05:40

he they'll take credit for things they

1:05:42

didn't do exactly just beef up the

1:05:44

body count exactly They want attention they're

1:05:46

already in jail That's so wild. Yeah.

1:05:48

Yeah, that's a when you have shitty

1:05:51

DA's and shitty prosecutors and shitty cops

1:05:53

They'll do stuff like that. Do you

1:05:55

think that? There

1:05:57

are people That are you know national

1:05:59

parks seem to be like a

1:06:01

hotbed of people disappearing and do you

1:06:03

think ablation trail people Yeah, do

1:06:05

you think that's people getting you or

1:06:07

is that a lot of it?

1:06:09

Like I got lost I got eaten

1:06:11

you get lost. Yeah, you get

1:06:13

eaten There's a guy who has this

1:06:15

whole series for one Is it

1:06:17

911 missing or 411 missing people in

1:06:19

national parks? Listen, man, you're just

1:06:21

meat out there, and you get eaten.

1:06:23

And by the way, you don't

1:06:26

find dead anything out there. You don't

1:06:28

find dead mountain lions. Guess what?

1:06:30

They die all the time. I've never

1:06:32

seen a dead mountain lion when

1:06:34

I was hunting. Because they get eaten.

1:06:36

They get eaten. Everything gets eaten.

1:06:38

Not only do you get eaten, your

1:06:40

bones get eaten. Everything eaten. Right.

1:06:42

It's so it's not uncommon to disappear

1:06:44

and there's no trace. No trace.

1:06:46

Yeah. Yeah, super common So if you're

1:06:48

in a high traffic area like

1:06:50

I've Hunting I've found elk bones where

1:06:52

a hunter killed the elk

1:06:54

and then took all the meat off the

1:06:56

bones and then left the bones there. That's

1:06:58

what you do when you pack out meat.

1:07:00

And I found those animals. I actually even

1:07:03

found one animal that I shot a long

1:07:05

time ago. I shot like four years ago.

1:07:07

And you found it. Yeah, we were in

1:07:09

the same location. It was the same bones.

1:07:11

There wasn't all the bones there left. Some

1:07:13

of them been dragged away. Some of them have probably

1:07:15

been eaten by rodents. You know,

1:07:17

they eat the bones slowly but surely. And

1:07:20

if you're a human, you're made out of

1:07:22

nothing. You're so to eat right

1:07:24

you know like our bones are less

1:07:26

dense our meat is soft and chewy

1:07:28

yeah you know like we could devoured

1:07:30

a bear would eat your whole body

1:07:32

there would be almost nothing left and

1:07:34

rodents would eat what's left yeah you

1:07:36

gotta be careful in those places. You

1:07:38

can't be careful. If you don't have

1:07:40

a GPS navigation system that has a

1:07:42

lot of batteries, if you don't have

1:07:45

a compass and know how to use

1:07:47

it, if you don't have a map,

1:07:49

it's so easy to get lost in

1:07:51

the woods. It's so easy. They're

1:07:54

all around you, and you can go

1:07:56

in one direction and circle around. You don't

1:07:58

even realize your circling. Right. And then

1:08:00

three days later, you're back to where you

1:08:02

started. You're like, fucking no! Yeah, it's

1:08:04

terrible. tree bark for three days, and you're

1:08:06

thinking, any step, I'm going to

1:08:08

see the highway. What a horrible thing. People

1:08:10

die like that all time. All the time.

1:08:12

All the time. Just go to a hotel.

1:08:14

It's very difficult to navigate yourself. a resort.

1:08:16

If you don't know the woods, you're not

1:08:18

used to being in the woods and you're

1:08:20

not used to having landmarks follow and know

1:08:22

how to use a compass know how to

1:08:24

use a GP some people are good at

1:08:26

it and Even they get eaten. Yeah, they're

1:08:28

getting to what you break your ankle, right?

1:08:30

How about you break your ankle out there

1:08:32

and you can't hike out? It's not possible,

1:08:34

right? What do you do? Yeah, you fucking

1:08:36

die That's what you do got to be

1:08:38

very careful and it's you hear something at

1:08:40

night. You're sleeping under a tree and here's

1:08:43

something at night You

1:08:46

see, you had a bear sniffing you. It's

1:08:48

crazy. You can't run away and you don't

1:08:50

have a weapon. You can't do anything. It

1:08:52

just eats you alive. And those wolves just

1:08:54

so dense in the Pacific Northwest and stuff

1:08:56

like that, I mean, and everywhere, but... Especially

1:08:58

the Pacific Northwest. Especially there, it's like crazy.

1:09:00

Yeah, you don't find nothing out there, but

1:09:02

that's why the Bigfoot rumor persists up there.

1:09:05

It's because the woods are like a box

1:09:07

of Q -tips. Right. You know, like you

1:09:09

can't see shit out there. You don't know

1:09:11

what is. You see like a little shadow

1:09:13

moving in between trees and you've decided it's

1:09:15

a... right yeah but it's just like a

1:09:17

bear it could be right it's most likely

1:09:19

a bear especially bears walking on two legs

1:09:21

northern California is weird like that too I

1:09:23

mean that's part of the Pacific Northwest problem

1:09:25

yeah you get killed up there yeah people

1:09:27

die up there all the time did you

1:09:29

ever see that documentary Sasquatch no it's a

1:09:31

documentary that was on was on Hulu Jamie We

1:09:34

had the Director and it the

1:09:36

guy who created it was awesome

1:09:38

and it was really about is

1:09:41

about marijuana growers murdered a guy

1:09:43

and then blamed it on Bigfoot

1:09:45

Wow, so these marijuana growers in

1:09:47

Humboldt like that up that area

1:09:49

so they all were hippies right

1:09:51

and then they started growing weed

1:09:53

and then Cartel people moved in

1:09:56

and gangs moved in and they

1:09:58

started robbing these people so these

1:10:00

people became heavily armed and so

1:10:02

they started having Wars

1:10:04

with like the growers and cartel people

1:10:06

and so there was these people that

1:10:08

were trying to steal from them They

1:10:10

murdered these people and then they blamed

1:10:12

it on Bigfoot they like ran over

1:10:15

them with a fucking backhoe and These

1:10:17

are really violent. Oh, they get violent.

1:10:19

What's these are junkies and you know,

1:10:21

like this whole hippie thing I think

1:10:23

is kind of a lie Well, they

1:10:25

all become people right with money, right

1:10:27

if you're growing weed, right? You become

1:10:29

a multimillionaire carrying a sidearm Okay, and

1:10:31

you're gonna protect your money. And then

1:10:33

these people are trying to kill you

1:10:35

to take your shit, so then you're

1:10:37

like fuckin' Jason, whatever his name is,

1:10:39

an Ozark. What's his

1:10:41

name? Jason Bateman. And now a drug

1:10:43

dealer. That's so funny and so

1:10:45

it's so funny the weird like marijuana

1:10:47

where it's like it's federally still

1:10:49

illegal But like states it's legal in

1:10:51

certain states. Yeah, and there's that

1:10:53

gray area where there's just like you

1:10:55

have half of that business is

1:10:57

like in the shadows and half of

1:10:59

it's and People making lots of

1:11:01

money. It's strange. Well, not only that

1:11:03

because California made it legal They

1:11:05

also made it a misdemeanor to grow

1:11:07

it illegally, right? So what happens

1:11:09

is these cartels started growing it on

1:11:11

national forest land And so

1:11:13

then Game Warden started finding it. There's

1:11:16

a guy named John Norris who's been

1:11:18

on the podcast before he wrote a

1:11:20

book called Hidden War Yeah, and it

1:11:22

was all about he was a Game

1:11:24

Warden and he became a part of

1:11:26

a tactical crew that was busting cartel

1:11:28

members who were heavily armed growing marijuana

1:11:30

in national forests. That's crazy.

1:11:32

Yeah, because most of the

1:11:34

illegal weed that's been sold all

1:11:36

over the country was being

1:11:38

grown there. So in the places

1:11:40

where it is illegal, they grow it

1:11:42

where it's legal. And if they get busted,

1:11:44

it's just a misdemeanor. So it doesn't

1:11:46

matter. And they're not going to deport anybody

1:11:48

because California is a sanctuary state. Right.

1:11:51

So it doesn't matter how many acres and

1:11:53

acres. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. And so because

1:11:55

it's federally illegal, it's just like when there

1:11:57

was the prohibition that propped up organized

1:11:59

crime. Same You've just propped up

1:12:01

illegal businesses to sell something that has

1:12:03

a demand that normal. Do you think

1:12:05

weed's going to be federally legal? If

1:12:09

I had a guess not during this

1:12:11

administration, yeah, no, I don't think I think

1:12:13

it feels like a lot of the, you

1:12:15

know, like the experimental harm reduction policies

1:12:17

in places like Portland to go in the

1:12:19

other way. Well, they went a little crazy

1:12:21

in a place that was already crazy. Yeah.

1:12:23

They had a woman driving around shooting people

1:12:25

up called the stabbing wagon. And she was

1:12:27

like, if somebody needed, if somebody needed a

1:12:29

fix, she'd like pull up and give them

1:12:32

clean needles and stuff. And it called the

1:12:34

stabbing wagon. And yeah, because you're stabbing. And

1:12:37

if you're just tweeting... No, this

1:12:39

is like a way to help.

1:12:42

This was a way to help people. And people would

1:12:44

just be chilling and like, hey, I need a couple

1:12:46

of clean needles. So this woman would just show up.

1:12:48

There'd be like a bunch of junkies hanging out. She'd

1:12:50

show up. She'd hop out of the stabbing wagon with

1:12:52

a bunch of clean needles, hand them out. People like,

1:12:54

fuck yeah, good to see you. And

1:12:56

she's like, fuck yeah, hope you're all doing good. And they're like, well,

1:12:58

you know how it is. And the

1:13:00

problem was that didn't work. Not

1:13:06

only did it not work, it encouraged people

1:13:08

to move there. Yeah. Yeah, actually, that's true.

1:13:10

So people started moving there because they're like,

1:13:12

this is actually a pretty good deal. They

1:13:14

don't care if you live on the street

1:13:16

and there's this bitch in a van that

1:13:19

shows up with clean needles. And they give

1:13:21

you money. Yeah. And whatever you need. They

1:13:23

give you free money and food. Yeah. Yeah.

1:13:25

Here it is. The stabbing wagon. Stabbing wagon.

1:13:28

Harm reduction. I mean, it's real. She only has

1:13:30

4 ,000 followers. That's fucked. Hit that follow, Jamie. Hit

1:13:32

a little follow on her. There you go. Look

1:13:34

at the step. There's a stabbing wagon. Well, at

1:13:36

least she's healthy. It's

1:13:38

the stabbing wagon. Okay. So at the

1:13:40

end of the day, it's like that. That

1:13:42

seems like a good way to combat

1:13:44

drug use is to have a van of

1:13:46

drugs. That van got a $1 .5 million

1:13:48

grant. Did you see that? Yeah. You

1:13:50

see that in the previous article? Of course.

1:13:53

$1 .5 million grant. Well, because you're trying

1:13:55

to help people get high. They're trying to

1:13:57

help people get high in a safe

1:13:59

way. Bro, where she parked that van? That's

1:14:01

what I need to know. I mean,

1:14:03

it's a good question. She probably lived in

1:14:05

the Burbs and then came in and

1:14:07

then did what she needed do. She doesn't

1:14:09

look like a Burbs lady. Wow, that's

1:14:12

a good point. You know those weird, the

1:14:14

North, those specific Northwest suburbs? A lot

1:14:16

of them aren't my Burbs. the ones that

1:14:18

I like. Those people are different. They're

1:14:20

like people that live outside of Chernobyl. They're

1:14:22

forever changed. It's different. There's not

1:14:24

a lot of sun up there. Something's

1:14:26

going on. Bad DNA damage. What was funny

1:14:28

is that there's a big article where

1:14:30

they were like, yeah, this is actually like,

1:14:32

what's crazy is like, you read about

1:14:34

those cities, right? Like Portland, San Francisco, they'll

1:14:36

do the craziest thing ever. And then

1:14:38

like, Two years later, they'll start going like,

1:14:40

yeah, this just is not having the

1:14:43

results that we thought it would have. Like

1:14:45

this is drug use is up. Crime

1:14:47

is up. Violence is up.

1:14:49

So Santa Monica now is doing a

1:14:51

curfew because there's been violent crimes at

1:14:53

night. No way. They're thinking about doing

1:14:55

a curfew in Santa Monica. So again,

1:14:57

because Santa Monica is thinking about doing

1:14:59

a curfew. because there's like violent crimes.

1:15:01

So instead of just going like, okay,

1:15:03

we got to throw these people in

1:15:05

jail, like it's nine o 'clock, go

1:15:07

home. This

1:15:11

is California. This is the

1:15:13

biggest economy in our country.

1:15:16

and you're thinking of having your court because

1:15:18

they're all out of ideas on how to

1:15:20

like stop people from like being victims of

1:15:22

violent crime. Bro, I got friends who can't

1:15:24

sell their houses there. No, it's bad.

1:15:26

I'm glad I got, I sold my house

1:15:28

when it did. Nobody wants to buy houses

1:15:31

there anymore. Nobody wants to buy houses there.

1:15:33

They're like, we're getting out. Everybody who's not

1:15:35

out is at least thinking that. Uber rich

1:15:37

people are, a

1:15:39

lot of them are just keeping their

1:15:41

houses because they can't get the money

1:15:43

they want. So like people that are

1:15:45

like in Bel Air those crazy things,

1:15:47

right? Right Beverly Hills, Bel Air these

1:15:49

behemoths They're just kind of like just

1:15:51

leave it. You got to hope that

1:15:54

like there's some crazy celebrity rapper guy

1:15:56

like Kendrick Lamar decides to buy up

1:15:58

mansion Well, you know what I mean?

1:16:00

Like if you're selling a 70 million

1:16:02

dollar house, you have like five people

1:16:04

that will buy you also got to

1:16:06

hope that they they elect Rick Caruso

1:16:08

and he goes around California in a

1:16:10

tank With

1:16:14

a bunch of guys in bazookas

1:16:16

and it's like the craziest thing

1:16:18

you've ever seen that's all you

1:16:20

can hope for you need like

1:16:22

a Rudy Giuliani type yeah, I

1:16:25

mean you need you need sergeant

1:16:27

slaughter from the old WWF You

1:16:37

need a fully fascist. You need a

1:16:39

guy to run as a fascist when

1:16:41

they go, are you a Republican? He

1:16:43

goes, no, no, no, no, no. I

1:16:45

am a fascist. This is a military

1:16:47

dictatorship. You need four years

1:16:49

of a military dictatorship in California to just

1:16:51

turn it around, to just start

1:16:53

steering it. the other way. Well, it's moving

1:16:56

red. That's one thing you saw by

1:16:58

the electoral map from 2024. California is moving

1:17:00

red. Yeah, it's going red. Yeah. There's

1:17:02

only so many times you can wake up

1:17:04

in a four million dollar house with

1:17:06

a gun in your mouth. Before

1:17:12

you start thinking differently

1:17:14

about it, you know,

1:17:17

they were trying to

1:17:19

pass laws. where

1:17:21

they're deciding how much violence is enough

1:17:23

violence if someone breaks into your house, like

1:17:25

they shoot them too many times. In

1:17:28

the middle of being terrified. Absolutely.

1:17:32

They will always take the side of

1:17:34

the people that are trying to

1:17:36

destroy civilization. Always. Do

1:17:38

you think that when you don

1:17:40

your tinfoil hat and velcro

1:17:42

the chin strap, Do you

1:17:44

think that this is a grand plan

1:17:46

to destroy civilization? I think what

1:17:49

you have, I don't know if a

1:17:51

grand plan, but I think what

1:17:53

you have is you have two things

1:17:55

that are happening simultaneously. You

1:17:57

have the last people

1:17:59

that seem to want

1:18:01

to be in politics

1:18:03

are people that believe

1:18:06

in like nothing. They're

1:18:08

like empty suit. Gavin

1:18:10

Newsome types who just really don't seem they

1:18:12

just whatever room they're in. Wait a minute. Have

1:18:14

you seen his podcast? Yeah, well that proves

1:18:17

my point. That proves my point now, right? He's

1:18:19

a believer. So now he's like, oh, things

1:18:21

are going right. I'll go to the right. Things

1:18:23

are going to the left. I'll go to

1:18:25

the left. So you have like these people that

1:18:27

just don't they will not like if Sanders

1:18:29

or Trump, whatever you think about them, they're not

1:18:31

going to like quote stand on business. They're

1:18:33

not going to tell people here's where I'm at.

1:18:35

This is the way I feel. They're

1:18:37

just empty vessels. And

1:18:39

then at the same time

1:18:41

you have that happening, you

1:18:43

have the craziest people in

1:18:46

the world that somehow have

1:18:48

gotten a hold of a

1:18:50

ton of money and a

1:18:52

ton of influence on social

1:18:55

media. And those empty suit

1:18:57

politicians are like scared of

1:18:59

these lunatics. that

1:19:01

believe the craziest things you've ever

1:19:03

heard. So these politicians

1:19:05

are just like taking edicts from

1:19:07

these crazy people online who tell them

1:19:10

that we need the stab and

1:19:12

wagon and we need all this stuff.

1:19:14

I don't know. How

1:19:16

that happened that somebody should should

1:19:18

look at that how that happened and

1:19:20

and study it and I think it's

1:19:22

a lot of these politicians are deeply

1:19:25

corrupt and I think they're terribly afraid

1:19:27

of whatever corruption they're involved with

1:19:29

coming to the surface and It could

1:19:31

be personal in their personal life. It

1:19:33

could be with the state I think

1:19:35

you know the mismanagement of money of

1:19:37

resources all of that stuff So if

1:19:40

I was a really corrupt politician, I

1:19:42

would just do the craziest left -wing

1:19:44

shit so that I could never be

1:19:46

accused of anything. Good move. And I would just

1:19:48

let them do whatever the hell they want. I'd

1:19:50

go, yeah, well, fuck it. What we got a

1:19:52

new law that says you got it. You got

1:19:54

it. You got they got to draw blood in

1:19:56

your house from you before you can defend yourself.

1:19:58

We need a rapper. Yeah. Rappers are

1:20:00

the last people in this country that can

1:20:02

kind of get away with almost anything. Well,

1:20:04

rappers are honest. A lot of them,

1:20:06

even though they might lie about how much

1:20:09

money they have in stuff, they do.

1:20:11

There's a certain honesty to that. genre of

1:20:13

music. Clearly you can go too

1:20:15

far like P. Diddy. You can go too far.

1:20:17

But he wasn't super honest. He seemed to

1:20:19

be concealing a bit. He seemed to be. Yeah.

1:20:21

Do you think he was working for somebody? Or

1:20:24

working with somebody? Or do you think it

1:20:26

was all his own personal? If the CIA

1:20:28

was like, we can't really, we don't really

1:20:30

know anything about like these, this world of

1:20:32

like, you know, that's not what we do.

1:20:34

We're like a bunch of Harvard guys and

1:20:36

we have these fucking weirdos that we know

1:20:38

about how to get in with like our

1:20:41

people. But we need someone who

1:20:43

was like a black guy to do

1:20:45

it. It could have been Pete Diddy. But

1:20:47

didn't all the accusations come out after

1:20:49

he was involved in a lawsuit with Srock?

1:20:52

Like he was trying. That's what people

1:20:54

said. Yeah. Yeah. That's where it gets

1:20:56

interesting, right? Yeah. I mean, it's going

1:20:58

to be very careful when you start

1:21:00

fucking around with people's billions. Big,

1:21:02

powerful billionaires are

1:21:05

probably their own

1:21:07

governments. Yeah. So,

1:21:09

I mean, when you run a foul

1:21:11

of them, I think there's many

1:21:13

ways at which they can get you.

1:21:15

Also, they feel like they pay

1:21:17

so much money for taxes. I think

1:21:19

that's a lot of these intelligence

1:21:22

agencies are working for those people. They're

1:21:24

not, I think, on their

1:21:26

own. There's big

1:21:28

money. To

1:21:31

be made and there's a lot of people

1:21:33

that own these companies and have been

1:21:35

rich for a very long time and who

1:21:37

aren't you know on reality TV and

1:21:39

you don't really know who they are but

1:21:41

they like Some of them are on

1:21:43

the Forbes list some of them aren't Some

1:21:45

of them are just incredibly wealthy and

1:21:48

they've made their money in ways that you

1:21:50

could barely understand and those are people

1:21:52

that you know are The reason historically that

1:21:54

the CIA is going into Latin America

1:21:56

and overthrowing government so that United Fruit Can

1:21:59

you know? It's true a monopoly

1:22:01

have a monopoly, right? It's like

1:22:03

this is so they're doing things

1:22:05

at the behest of these ultra

1:22:07

wealthy Families that control huge industries

1:22:10

sure and they always have I

1:22:12

mean that's back to Smedley but

1:22:14

butlers that's right racket thousand percent

1:22:16

that was 1933 he wrote that

1:22:18

or something and that's the way

1:22:21

the whole thing seems to be

1:22:23

organized Yeah, and how always has

1:22:25

been We're just learning it now.

1:22:27

You know, that's all the difference. But it

1:22:29

is falling apart now because some of their

1:22:31

kids are doing stand -up comedy. No, literally.

1:22:33

I mean, there are people, they're young in

1:22:35

New York and they're just like their parents

1:22:38

are some of the wealthiest people in the

1:22:40

world. And these kids are like doing stand -up,

1:22:42

which is terrible sign for the empire. That's

1:22:44

not a great sign for the empire.

1:22:47

Is that like a guy that would

1:22:49

have taken over his dad's business is

1:22:51

like doing dick jokes. Well, he probably

1:22:53

has a trust fund. So he probably

1:22:55

has a safety blanket and sees we're

1:22:57

having fun. It's like, I want

1:22:59

to have fun. to be like my dad.

1:23:01

Yeah. Have a fucking heart attack when I'm 49.

1:23:03

That's right. But we need them doing that.

1:23:06

Some of them. Having heart attacks? Yes. Everyone

1:23:09

can't be a clown. Like we did.

1:23:11

There is something. deeply

1:23:13

unhealthy about the Illuminati

1:23:15

doing stand -up. I

1:23:18

don't love that idea. Well,

1:23:20

unless they're using ChatGPT, how good could

1:23:22

their material be? It's not ideal. It's

1:23:24

a lot of crowd work. And even if

1:23:26

they do use ChatGPT, ChatGPT has not shown

1:23:28

any ability to really craft a good joke

1:23:30

yet. It's just funny to meet some of

1:23:32

these people and then you talk to them

1:23:34

and they'll just like casually drop that they're

1:23:37

like, you know, the parents

1:23:39

like billionaires and you're like, that's awesome,

1:23:41

man. and they're just doing bar shows. It's

1:23:43

kind of interesting. And they're

1:23:45

nice people, but just to pull out

1:23:47

and look at it from a sociological

1:23:49

standpoint, it says something about people's idea

1:23:51

of the future that these people just

1:23:53

want to be famous now. many of

1:23:56

them are there? There's some

1:23:58

more than you'd think. Really? Is it a

1:24:00

New York thing? Yeah, it's a

1:24:02

lot of rich people live there.

1:24:04

And I'm talking about mega rich, not

1:24:06

like, hey, my dad's a successful

1:24:08

whatever. I'm talking about like, whoa, billions.

1:24:11

Big money, where you

1:24:13

go, interesting. And then the kids

1:24:15

don't have any pressure to do anything. The kids

1:24:17

kind of float around and they're doing, it's just

1:24:19

very funny. It's something that makes me laugh. It's

1:24:21

just like a billionaire kid on stage, looking at

1:24:23

someone in the audience going, what do you do

1:24:25

for a living? That's a

1:24:27

geeky. What

1:24:30

do you do for a

1:24:33

living? Maybe this is the first

1:24:35

time they've met people that aren't billionaires. That could

1:24:37

also be a thing. This

1:24:40

might be a way to just socialize Illuminati

1:24:42

kids. They've met their housekeepers before maybe they

1:24:44

asked them like which should I talk about

1:24:46

on stage? Well, yeah, I mean they have

1:24:48

and what's funny is like they have parties

1:24:50

in their big houses and bring their other

1:24:52

comic friends who are bums You know young

1:24:54

comics in the world bums should then like

1:24:57

the parents are like hello and They bring

1:24:59

in like a bum and they go this

1:25:01

is my buddy and then you know from

1:25:03

the buffet. He's just like staring at them.

1:25:05

Whoa this place rocks It's

1:25:07

like a sitcom. Yeah. And they're like, these are my

1:25:09

friends. And I think the parents are kind of like,

1:25:11

oh, well, isn't that nice? So

1:25:15

maybe it's a phase. I think

1:25:17

the parents look at it like they're going through a phase. That's

1:25:19

interesting. very interesting. more than one

1:25:22

of them to understand. It says

1:25:24

something about That group of

1:25:26

people that used to run everything they

1:25:28

have a dearth of purpose in their

1:25:30

life They're kind of aimless and they

1:25:32

float around. I don't mean specifically, you

1:25:34

know rich comedian kids I just mean

1:25:36

like that ruling class. What are they

1:25:39

doing now? They really have a purpose

1:25:41

They kind of float around they try

1:25:43

to this new age spirituality bullshit They

1:25:45

travel all over the place you look

1:25:47

at any of these rich kids Instagram's

1:25:49

all they're doing is traveling. It's all

1:25:51

the same shit here,

1:25:54

go there. There's no purpose. You

1:25:57

know, I think they don't feel like

1:25:59

America's has a defining mission. Like if you

1:26:01

look at families like the Kennedys, the

1:26:03

Bushes, whatever you think about those families, they

1:26:05

served in the military. They believe that

1:26:07

there was some type of arc of history

1:26:09

that they were a part of. I

1:26:11

feel like a lot of rich people now

1:26:13

just kind of don't believe in much

1:26:15

of anything. And it's just kind of like,

1:26:18

I don't know. Board they start

1:26:20

a fake company. Well if your whole

1:26:22

Focus is just making more money. Yeah,

1:26:24

how much time can you spend believing

1:26:26

in things, right? That's that's gonna take

1:26:28

away from your ability to earn. Yeah,

1:26:30

I think that's one of the big

1:26:32

problems now And that's why I think

1:26:34

you saw it like a lot of

1:26:36

like people get crazy on the left

1:26:38

and they started instituting like all these

1:26:40

like weird virtue you know,

1:26:42

these purity tests and stuff like that is

1:26:44

because I think they feel a lack of

1:26:46

meaning and they wanted to give them, a

1:26:48

lot of them wanted to self -flagellation and

1:26:50

like, they wanted the tenets of religion, they

1:26:52

wanted meaning, they just don't have it. So

1:26:54

I think that's what happens with a lot

1:26:56

of them. And their kids are nice people,

1:26:58

they're not bad people. It's just funny to

1:27:00

see like, Because most people who

1:27:03

do comedy, a lot of them aren't

1:27:05

poor. A lot of them are like middle

1:27:07

class people because they have like the

1:27:09

ability to go and at least think it's

1:27:11

an option. Right. But it is funny

1:27:13

when someone goes, I'm doing comedy and I'm

1:27:15

from on the scion of great wealth. Sion's

1:27:18

a great word. It's an interesting thing to

1:27:20

me just because I've always been fascinated with rich

1:27:22

people and like these people that run the

1:27:24

world. And it's so interesting that some of their

1:27:26

kids are like, I want to, I'm going

1:27:28

to do stand up comedy. When was the first

1:27:30

time you met a really rich person? How

1:27:32

old were you? I met

1:27:34

a couple of like mafia people that my dad

1:27:36

used to play music, so they own some bars,

1:27:38

but they weren't super rich. I would observe them

1:27:40

because my uncle was the director of operations for

1:27:42

all these restaurant groups in New York City, this

1:27:45

restaurant group in New York City. that

1:27:47

had these these big high -end steakhouses and I would go

1:27:49

and one of them was on 63rd and Park. I

1:27:51

would sit in this steakhouse with my parents I was

1:27:53

probably eight or nine years old and you'd look around

1:27:55

and I said to my dad once I was like

1:27:57

maybe 10 or 11 and this is a weird thing

1:27:59

to say to a 10 or 11 year old I

1:28:01

was like who are these people my dad was these

1:28:03

people around the world I was just very fascinated by

1:28:05

all these like People that

1:28:07

were so different because the Long Island where

1:28:09

I came from and everyone was loud and

1:28:12

and and you know fighting all the time

1:28:14

and You know my best friend Josh who

1:28:16

lived to house it down for me his

1:28:18

mother Eileen would scream at his father in

1:28:20

the in the front yard and he was

1:28:22

like a Conductor for the railroad and she

1:28:24

would just go why didn't you do and

1:28:26

then you would go to Manhattan and a

1:28:28

lot of these restaurants at my uncle had

1:28:30

you see these kind of quiet people and

1:28:32

they're all very well -dressed and they weren't suits

1:28:35

Like, you know, in Manhattan, they live

1:28:37

in these stone townhouses, like, you know,

1:28:39

Epstein did. They live in these little

1:28:41

mini stone townhouses. And I was just

1:28:43

fascinated. I was like, it's very interesting.

1:28:45

These people are interesting. What are they

1:28:47

up to type of thing? And then

1:28:49

you start reading about them. And, you

1:28:51

know, it is just super interesting because

1:28:53

they're a very big reason why society

1:28:55

looks the way it does. 100%.

1:28:58

You know, and that to me

1:29:00

is an interesting thing. It's like,

1:29:02

Why are certain people in certain

1:29:04

positions? What role

1:29:06

do the politicians play and what role do

1:29:08

these really quiet rich people play that

1:29:10

are kind of waspy and could be Jewish,

1:29:12

could be anything. just kind of like,

1:29:14

you know, they're quiet. They don't really want you to

1:29:16

know too much about them. They really value their privacy.

1:29:19

So it's funny with the kids doing stand -up comedy to

1:29:21

me. And even these rich people

1:29:23

that go on these reality shows, it's

1:29:25

interesting that it used to be sacrilegious,

1:29:27

the idea that you would show people

1:29:29

how much money you had or that

1:29:31

you would talk about yourself. And

1:29:34

a lot of that started to change, like a

1:29:36

lot of these rich people just want to be

1:29:38

famous, almost feels like it's the last thing left.

1:29:40

Well, most young kids today, when they ask them,

1:29:42

what do you want to be? A

1:29:44

giant percentage of them say famous. They

1:29:46

want to be an influencer. They

1:29:48

want to be a tiktoker, a YouTuber. They

1:29:51

want to be famous because why would you

1:29:53

want a job like your parents have when

1:29:55

you could just open sneakers? Yeah, open so

1:29:57

I'm gonna do an unboxing show. That's a

1:30:00

good point Yeah, like why would you want

1:30:02

a regular job? Yeah, regular jobs are soul

1:30:04

-sucking especially work. It's one thing if you

1:30:06

have a career sure one thing you start

1:30:08

your own business. It's something exciting There's another

1:30:10

thing to be working for somebody working for

1:30:12

somebody's horrible for the most part It is

1:30:14

but I think people can derive enjoyment from

1:30:16

things outside of their jobs Sure, but that

1:30:18

leaves you one third of your day that's

1:30:20

eaten up. You have one 30 -year day for

1:30:23

sleep, one 30 -year day that's been eaten

1:30:25

up by this bullshit job, and then the

1:30:27

remaining hours between commutes and whatever the fuck

1:30:29

you eat, all has to be wrapped up

1:30:31

in... I get it. I totally get it.

1:30:33

If you're a young kid, you go on

1:30:35

YouTube, you go, I want to be David

1:30:37

Dobrik. I don't want to be David Dobrik.

1:30:39

He's like a big guy on YouTube. Okay.

1:30:42

He does. I don't know. He's

1:30:44

like a Mr. Beast type. He's not

1:30:46

as big. Mr. Beast is like a

1:30:48

planet. Yeah. But Dobrik's big, you know,

1:30:50

or whoever, like they look at these

1:30:52

young and they entertain like younger people.

1:30:54

He does fun videos about like, Hey,

1:30:56

whatever. I don't know that. You

1:30:58

know, it's always the same. It's like, what if

1:31:00

I fill the pool with M &Ms? Whatever, you

1:31:02

know, it's like that type of thing, you know?

1:31:04

It's not like the Ukraine deep dive or whatever. It's

1:31:07

a fun, like goofy thing. And kids look at that