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the Joe Rogan experience

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experience with Chico Simon

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come our and your

1:00

host Matt Floyd Welcome

1:02

to the Joe Rogan

1:04

experience experience. My name

1:06

is Matt Floyd joined

1:08

as not always, but

1:10

Brett how's it going

1:12

but today and Simon

1:14

Shalom means hello and good

1:16

boy Khmer is in Marrakesh breaking all

1:19

the rules currently so Brett has stepped

1:21

in. What we do here is very

1:23

simple. The three of us have listened

1:25

every episode of the Joe Rogan experience

1:27

this week. We're gonna rate each episode

1:30

as well as the week on a scale of

1:32

one to five Jamie Vernon's. We're going to

1:34

talk about each guest, this, and the next.

1:36

Again, it's my job now that Khmer is

1:38

going to look for the patrons. I

1:40

didn't. If you're joining the patron for

1:42

the next couple weeks, we'll get to

1:45

you when Khmer gets back. Eight? Why?

1:47

Sun's up? Must be nice. He's

1:49

grooming himself. Is he? Yeah,

1:51

he's got to get used to it.

1:53

That's to get used to it.

1:55

You'll just be in zombie mode

1:57

for a long time. That's fine.

2:00

Just letting me know. That sounded

2:02

aggressive. Well, I mean, it's, it

2:04

is what it is. I'm ready

2:06

for it. I'm ready for it.

2:08

Simon, how was my week, Matt?

2:11

No, we don't do that. We

2:13

don't do that. We don't do

2:15

that. We don't do that. No,

2:17

I want you to give me

2:19

the guests so that we can

2:21

race the week. I thought his

2:23

actual personal life. It started

2:25

with everybody's favorite clown.

2:27

2022-91. Everybody. Everybody's? Everybody's?

2:30

His favorite clown. Followed

2:33

by Josh Witskin. 2022-92.

2:35

And then finished with

2:37

Chris Williamson, 22-93. I feel

2:40

like we had Chris Williamson,

2:42

like, in December. Am I wrong?

2:44

I think so. Is that correct? I believe,

2:47

like, within the last couple of

2:49

months, for sure. They're buddies by

2:51

the sounds of it. I guess

2:54

he's in Austin now, too, it

2:56

sounded like. but tough to tell. He

2:58

is. Chris Williamson is? Chris Williamson

3:00

lives in Austin. He also drives

3:02

a Transam or a Camaro one

3:05

of the two like that was

3:07

his lifelong goal. God I wish I had

3:09

a goal like that. To drive

3:11

a Transam? No, just like a

3:13

realistic attainable goal. Yeah. Like

3:16

my goal is to lose 28 times in

3:18

a row on basketball cards. Oh. Never my

3:20

I've already lived in the dream. I'm already

3:22

living in the dream. Yeah, what are we

3:25

doing here? Your goal could be a thing

3:27

or like just think of helping some helping

3:29

people like you know, I mean, you

3:31

have an idea to make the world a

3:33

little better. If you can just make the

3:35

world a little better, I think that's good. Well,

3:38

I can't or else I'd be doing

3:40

it you do it with this podcast

3:42

mad every week Which you you ask

3:44

him what you do is you go

3:46

to a bar Yeah, you ask these

3:49

impossible questions and you frustrate customers that

3:51

get drunk and then you leave. That's

3:53

what you do And then you go

3:55

you look through Wikipedia going

3:58

and incorrect. Yeah, you're wrong. the

4:00

week three guests easy rating yeah

4:02

okay what do you give it Simon

4:04

I give it a many Jamie Vernon's

4:07

probably like a 2.8 I think 2.8

4:09

it was weighed down by two

4:11

particular guests and then pushed up

4:13

by another okay also just got

4:15

that sounds closer to like just

4:18

a two you know it's interesting

4:20

as I knew Bert was coming

4:22

because I knew Bert was coming

4:24

because I saw a Netflix that

4:26

his special was dropping on Tuesday,

4:28

so I had like mentally prepared

4:30

for it. Well, I even watched his specials, so I

4:33

would heard it was terrible. Oh, Quran. Was it

4:35

good? Well, we want to talk about an hour

4:37

or when we break for him? Oh, we'll wait

4:39

until we get to him. Yeah, okay. I give

4:41

it, I'll give it the week, two and a

4:43

half. Right down the middle.

4:45

And he gave it

4:47

a two. So he

4:49

said it was closer

4:51

to two is all

4:54

he said. In Brett's

4:56

first week here. Yeah.

4:58

I believe that he

5:00

is probably the closest

5:02

to reality on that.

5:04

Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's

5:06

on his first week.

5:09

He's been here. Brett's.

5:11

How many times? discuss.

5:13

Do you listen to his podcast? Occasionally,

5:15

yeah. I don't like his accent.

5:18

Do you watch it or do

5:20

you listen to it? Watch it.

5:22

Yes. There's a beautiful girl on

5:24

there that talks about what's her

5:26

name. She got the craziest name.

5:29

I've never seen this beautiful

5:31

girl. That's not why I watch.

5:33

Just new one. And just no new

5:36

one might know. She was just elegant

5:38

and what she was discussing is.

5:40

like what we see as like

5:42

in adolescence as we were talking

5:44

about her look what what what

5:46

what modern girls at young like

5:48

20 year olds what what they're

5:50

facing his her look is elegant

5:52

like Freya India or something just

5:54

just look it up are you telling me

5:56

to look it up I'm actually telling

5:58

you to go home And look it

6:00

up. Look it up while you're at

6:03

home, Simon. Now that Chris Williamson was

6:05

much more interesting. Like he's an

6:07

interesting person, but I think it's

6:09

like a it's almost like a

6:12

character, but he He was talking about

6:14

like his routine that he was like,

6:16

I'm giving this up. Do you know find

6:18

it interesting that all the like,

6:20

um And

6:24

let's take Joe to this, but

6:26

like all the top podcasting bros

6:28

are all like single 40 year

6:30

olds. Yep. Like Huberman, Lex, this

6:32

guy. It's interesting, isn't it?

6:34

They just, all they, they've become their

6:36

brand and they just, all they

6:38

do is, you know, everyone goes like,

6:41

I listen to Huberman and like, what

6:43

are you gonna follow his way of

6:45

life? Doesn't sound too awesome to me.

6:47

Like all the rules. Well, maybe they're just

6:50

keeping their personal life personal and he's

6:52

getting tons of bitches and you don't

6:54

know about it. Well, no, I didn't

6:56

say he's not getting bitches. That's not

6:58

at all what I said. Or I'm

7:00

sorry, maybe he has a harem. No,

7:02

this guy said he didn't. This guy.

7:04

Lex Friedman is the only one that

7:06

does not get girls. Guaranteed. Speaking of

7:08

Lex Friedman, did you see who

7:10

his most recent guest was? No.

7:12

The Prime minister of India. What the

7:15

fuck planet are we living on

7:17

where he is interviewing Putin? What's

7:19

his name and the Prime Minister

7:21

of India? It's weird. Does he

7:23

really teach at MIT? Does he

7:26

actually do AI for autonomous vehicles?

7:28

Did you watch the same video?

7:30

Did you watch the same video

7:32

I watched? Because I just watched

7:35

this whole video where the guy

7:37

asked those two specific questions. Yeah.

7:39

First of all, nobody at MIT

7:41

seems to know anything about like

7:44

Friedman. Really? And just the way

7:46

he came on, even as a

7:48

podcaster, was like incredibly

7:51

quick. Like if I'm a guest lecturer

7:53

at Carlton, which I've been, I

7:55

don't say that I'm still a

7:58

professor at that time. But

8:00

he says he's a professor at MIT

8:02

sometimes or whatever the hell it is,

8:04

but he was like no one you

8:07

don't teach at MIT Interesting I went

8:09

back and listened because in this thing

8:11

I didn't go back and listen. That's

8:14

a lie In this documentary thing I

8:16

watched yeah, they played the first time

8:18

he was ever on Rogan Lex. Yeah,

8:21

yeah, and just that it's so fucking

8:23

weird This guy coming on, we've never

8:25

heard of him before, like he's not

8:28

Lex Friedman at that point, he's apparently

8:30

this professor from MIT. Who works on

8:32

autonomous vehicles? Who works on autonomous vehicles?

8:34

Who works on autonomous vehicles? Anybody that

8:37

I talked to in the field doesn't,

8:39

that never heard of him writing a

8:41

paper that they've been, oh, this solved

8:44

the problem. So there you know, like,

8:46

here's the analogy of, with that you

8:48

have actors, and then you have movie

8:51

stars, and they're totally different. Yeah, yeah,

8:53

like one makes tons of money and

8:55

one actually is like I believed him

8:58

So you think Lex Friedman? Lex Friedman

9:00

know is like a movie star. You're

9:02

supposed to know who he is. He

9:04

has a podcast. He came out of

9:07

thin air Podcast well he did come

9:09

out of this Chris Williamson did not

9:11

come out of thin air He has

9:14

a past that you can actually see

9:16

you know what I mean? So you

9:18

know that he's not a Charlton in

9:21

that sense like Lex Friedman if you

9:23

really six years ago for the first

9:25

time or something? No, that's a good

9:28

question. I don't listen to that podcast.

9:30

It makes me feel like, let's say

9:32

seven years ago, even eight years ago.

9:34

Sure, sure, sure. And within that time

9:37

he's gone from... He is one of

9:39

the number one podcast in the world.

9:41

To interviewing, fucking, the king of India

9:44

or whatever the fuck, you know? He's

9:46

a CIA plant. I don't know about

9:48

that, but... I did finally get around

9:51

to watching that Rogan CIA plant thing.

9:53

The History Homos thing that I, yeah.

9:55

Like I said, I don't necessarily believe

9:58

all of it, but, um. What is

10:00

it? There's a podcast called The History.

10:02

Homos. You'd like it. History Homos? Yeah.

10:04

I knew you'd like that. They have

10:07

the best intro song to, Brett. It's

10:09

like this, it's like a, like a

10:11

black choir and they're like, I can't

10:14

wait to get home and listen to

10:16

the history, Homos podcast. It's so good.

10:18

Anyway, they go in, there's a, there's

10:21

a Welsh investigative journalist on the show

10:23

and he's, he dives deep into like.

10:25

connections between Epstein and Texas and Rogan

10:27

and the mothership and Kiltoni and all

10:30

these sort of like putting loving them

10:32

all together. Well, Rogan Epstein? Well, no,

10:34

no, no. Hepase, Sylvia, the whole shit

10:37

together. Yeah, yeah. Like he's, you know,

10:39

his whole, his whole thing was like

10:41

the whole Rogan sphere is a, is

10:44

a sigh up and Kiltoni's a sigh

10:46

up and it's all interconnected to, that's

10:48

great. It's not like the CIA made.

10:51

Joe Rogan. They just waited until his

10:53

reach was enough to get in and...

10:55

We need to teach the bros. Exactly.

10:57

Yeah. Well, look, you say that with

11:00

like a mocking tone and yet they

11:02

elected the president. So... Well, the ironic

11:04

thing too is there's enough people that

11:07

come on Joe's show and tell us

11:09

like they can they can control your

11:11

mind and we're like, yeah, whatever. Simon,

11:14

what did you say? Elbo's up? Elbo's

11:16

up. Speaking of the comedy Mother's Ship,

11:18

that's defined, that's such a defined statement.

11:21

Elbows up everyone, that's, yeah, the buildings

11:23

that have Americans. You know, you know

11:25

what the elbows up thing is from,

11:27

right? Don't care. Well, but do you

11:30

know, as you make fun of it?

11:32

Well, there's a front. I make fun

11:34

of slogans like that. I think, I

11:37

think it was Bobby or said it.

11:39

the four or not Bobby or sorry

11:41

Gordy House said it before like a

11:44

playoff game meaning he was going out

11:46

elbows up because everybody who came near

11:48

him was losing teeth you know slogan

11:51

is from a white person we can't

11:53

have that I mean our whole country

11:55

is Well, now it's mostly Indian. Well,

11:57

it's true. That's to be fair. So

12:00

speaking of the comedy mothership, this guy

12:02

let Joe know that a comedy mothership

12:04

lighter had reached Antarctica. In his defense,

12:07

I think that was a good segue

12:09

into him wanting to be like, it's

12:11

there because of these flat earthers that

12:14

got debunked. I like that he called

12:16

them roundies and flaties, which is definitely

12:18

the name of our next band. Yeah,

12:21

roundies and flaties, yeah, like, come on.

12:23

It's such a strange thing of like,

12:25

earth's flat. Just, I mean, it's, listen,

12:27

I like that at least two of

12:30

them went there, saw this shit, and

12:32

we're like, I've been wrong. I don't

12:34

know what to tell you. I don't

12:37

know why the roundies went there. You

12:39

don't need to go to, if you're

12:41

like, the earth is round, I don't

12:44

think there's any need to, I don't,

12:46

I don't think. Well, I just like,

12:48

listen, if you see the sun up

12:51

all day, just going in a fucking

12:53

circle like that, I'm sure like you're

12:55

like, none of that means anything. Why,

12:57

why? That's just a big light, like

13:00

Truman Show. Well, if that's, okay, let's

13:02

just say the earth is flat and

13:04

we live in some sort of dome

13:07

thing and they're running exactly what, so

13:09

that thing is still moving around, it's

13:11

just not what you think it is,

13:14

a ball million miles away. I'm just

13:16

throwing out, I'm being Diablo avocado here,

13:18

you know? Yeah, and the 18 other

13:21

people that went there saw that shit,

13:23

they're doing the same thing. Listen, people

13:25

there, you know, a thousand years ago

13:27

or a hundred years ago, people probably

13:30

sat around a table like this and

13:32

said the same thing about, you know,

13:34

list it out. And they said that's

13:37

crazy and that's nuts and now a

13:39

hundred a thousand years later We know

13:41

that is true. I'm not saying there

13:44

were no tables back then so you're

13:46

lying I'm not saying I know table

13:48

history. I'm not saying the world is

13:50

flat What I am saying is is

13:53

it in between? Maybe it's just it's

13:55

a piece of paper that's like it's

13:57

flat yet curved see how easily a

14:00

flat can be possible no no no

14:02

I'm just saying like a lot of

14:04

this shit they told us was crazy

14:07

has turned out to be true so

14:09

yes don't go too hard on the

14:11

flattys okay the problem is this one

14:14

has already been taken care of like

14:16

hundreds of years ago they already went

14:18

through this one has taken care of

14:20

like hundreds of years ago they already

14:23

went through this You're willing, you're, that's

14:25

like you being like, are you sure

14:27

there aren't witches, Matt? Shouldn't we maybe

14:30

drown a few women just to make

14:32

sure? You're, you're, listen, if you want

14:34

to drown women, that's on you. In

14:37

your, in all, in all honesty, I

14:39

need them to exist just to make

14:41

the world interesting. Women? No, flattered. You're

14:44

willing to suspend your disbelief on things

14:46

like, um. space being maybe not the

14:48

way they told us it was. I've

14:50

never said that. I just don't think

14:53

we went up there. Well, because you

14:55

agree that we can't get through the

14:57

Van Allen belt. That doesn't mean that

15:00

there isn't something past the Van Allen

15:02

belt. But it could mean that there's

15:04

nothing past the Van Allen belt. That's

15:07

all I'm saying. We don't know. So

15:09

what do people with like, so I'm

15:11

just asking you if your neighbor has

15:14

a giant telescope and he's looking out

15:16

into the stars. Well, it could be

15:18

numerous things if we live in a

15:20

matrix type scenario that's just being made

15:23

to whatever he sees. Like Truman Show.

15:25

Well, the Truman Show. No, because in

15:27

the Truman Show, he couldn't have gotten

15:30

his hands on a telescope. That would

15:32

have been like the whole thing. The

15:34

whole premise would have been like, some

15:37

executive producer would have found a way

15:39

in and been like, get the fucking,

15:41

get the telescope out of his hands.

15:44

Am I wrong? Because that was the

15:46

whole like, like, like, like, I think

15:48

that's the difference. I'm with you. Fell

15:50

from a plane. I can't remember the

15:53

thing. They put it on the news

15:55

that night. It was like some. Well,

15:57

it's funny because this piece. Ice fell

16:00

from somewhere and landed in a Florida

16:02

house. Did you see this whole thing?

16:04

And they're like, yeah, definitely didn't come

16:07

from an airplane. So what's that all

16:09

about? It probably did come from an

16:11

airplane system of the dome. No, that

16:14

probably came from an airplane. They just

16:16

don't want to admit it. Dude, I

16:18

was in Florida a few years ago

16:20

in Miami. And we were staying at

16:23

this Airbnb on like the 40th floor

16:25

of a high rise. And I shit

16:27

you not too giant. military aircraft were

16:30

flying directly at the building and I

16:32

was like I was like what the

16:34

fuck is going on and then like

16:37

I'm not kidding Simon a kilometer before

16:39

the building both of them just pulled

16:41

up so aggressively and do the girls

16:44

Mary and her friend were both like

16:46

what the fuck it was so loud

16:48

then the very next day we read

16:50

in the paper I'm not kidding that

16:53

the US Army were running drills the

16:55

night before and that one of those

16:57

planes dropped two boxes of ammo into

17:00

the streets of Miami and they're asking

17:02

it to be returned. Dude, I was

17:04

like, what an operation, that's incredible. Bring

17:07

me back a bullet. That's their new

17:09

fast and furious. They're not even bothering

17:11

to import them in anymore and distribute

17:13

them on the streets. They're just dropping

17:16

them from Airborne. Drop them into the

17:18

shit neighborhood. Yeah, don't worry. Cryin's down.

17:20

Oh, that's funny. Speaking of Miami, another

17:23

crazy story. We went to the McDonald's.

17:25

I got breakfast and at the drive

17:27

through Mary's like, just get me a

17:30

muffin. I said to the very Hispanic

17:32

one where I'm like, we got a

17:34

muffin. She's like, English muffin? And I

17:37

was like, no. Just like a muffin.

17:39

She's like, English muffin? And I was

17:41

like, I'd like a muffin muffin. And

17:43

she's like, I don't know what that's

17:46

like, I don't know what that is.

17:48

Do they not have muffins? Well, no,

17:50

and I was like, I was like,

17:53

it's a baked good, like a muffin,

17:55

it's got like a bottom, a top,

17:57

I don't, I didn't even know, I

18:00

then was stuck where I was like,

18:02

holy fuck, a mushroom. Well, no, then

18:04

I was like, how do I describe

18:07

a muffin to someone who doesn't know

18:09

what it is? Like, it's like, like,

18:11

how do you describe a muffin? through

18:13

just pulled through we'll work through it

18:16

and I get I pull only like

18:18

the tops and not the bottom yeah

18:20

no well that was it was like

18:23

I went to say that dude so

18:25

that I we pull up and she

18:27

was just like I don't know sir

18:30

I was like forget it so you

18:32

didn't say something about a muffin top

18:34

like hey that chick has a muffin

18:37

top then they go like dude you're

18:39

never going to get like hey that

18:41

chick has a muffin top then they

18:43

go like hey that chick has a

18:46

muffin top then they go to Bigger

18:48

top and the bottom, nobody likes the

18:50

bottom, it comes with that little paper.

18:53

Yeah, it's almost like a cake, but

18:55

not. People eat it for breakfast, so

18:57

it's not considered a case. It's a

19:00

strange thing that you called it when

19:02

you're explaining it. It's a baked, what,

19:04

it's a baked good. Good is what

19:07

I said. It's a good. It's just

19:09

a good. I like goods though. Well,

19:11

because it's goods and service. It's not

19:13

a good. It's a good. So, but

19:16

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I like to... He's pretty good. No,

19:20

but I love that someone was smart

19:23

enough to be like, well, we can't

19:25

call them bads. Yeah. You know, like

19:27

I'm trying to sell my wares. Where's

19:30

the term good boy if we put

19:32

it in that same thing? You're a

19:34

good boy. Oh, you deliver them? I

19:37

like that, yes. You're a good boy.

19:39

Of course, all the good boys were

19:41

probably originally. to end this Antarctica thing,

19:43

they cost them $33,000 each to send

19:46

each of those four people to the

19:48

Antarctica. Who paid for it? I don't

19:50

know, some rich guy. Okay. Dude, we

19:53

should totally start, like a we can

19:55

prove the earth is flat, just give

19:57

us 22K each, come to Ottawa, fly

20:00

yourself here, we'll prove it to you.

20:02

Like, we're gonna get a few, I'm

20:04

telling you. And then they started talking

20:07

about the Antarctic pyramids, which Joe... was

20:09

saying here in the mountains. Yeah, and

20:11

Simon doesn't like that. Who knows? Because

20:13

we really have no idea what's going

20:16

on in Antarctica. It's weird that it's

20:18

one of those places that all countries

20:20

agree on something about. Like, you could

20:23

be at war. And yet still. Russia

20:25

and America both. It's like the space

20:27

station. Is it not melting? Is it

20:30

only the North Pole that's melting? Well,

20:32

I mean the glaciers are melting. Okay.

20:34

I only hear about North Pole and

20:37

Northwest Passage and war up there. That's

20:39

a great question though. Are they not

20:41

both melting? Yeah, because that's where you'd

20:43

have the most extremes. Or just because

20:46

the way it's tilted. I don't know,

20:48

but I'm thinking about it too. Like

20:50

if Antarctica has that time of the

20:53

year where it gets sun 24-7, you

20:55

would think it would melt faster. And

20:57

that the North Pole, where they have

21:00

like six months of dark... Yeah, I'm

21:02

not educated enough. No, switches, but it's...

21:04

Listen, welcome to the show, pal. Here's

21:06

Antarctica, here's Antarctica, but it's tilted like

21:09

this, so there's gonna be like, right?

21:11

There's a point where they have the

21:13

suns on the suns on the sun's

21:16

on the sun's on the sun's on

21:18

the sun's on the top there. I

21:20

don't know what calming is, is increasing.

21:23

Each year the ice sheet is shrinking

21:25

more rapidly by the year 2020. This,

21:27

well, what in the fuck is this

21:30

from? Perfect. New York will be underwater.

21:32

Yeah, that's, your victory then. Uh-oh. In

21:34

2020, all life will be extinguished in

21:36

2020. We have a problem here. The

21:39

loss of West, you email that website

21:41

dealing with their facts. Ice would take

21:43

at least 500 years and possibly as

21:46

long as 13,000 years to melt. 13,000

21:48

years possibly and we're just going like

21:50

we need to get rid of cars

21:53

in 10 years Well, I think we'd

21:55

like to stop the melting Brett doesn't

21:57

believe me I mean this just I

22:00

listen I drive a gas car. I

22:02

don't give a shit. Well, that's not

22:04

why the Antarctic is melting Yeah, I

22:06

know you said it's because of Calvin

22:09

They call whatever that is. No, no,

22:11

but I'm just saying like I I

22:13

believe probably that our world goes through

22:16

cycles and this is just another ebb

22:18

and flow in because we're We look

22:20

at ourselves as really important the time

22:23

that we've been around the 5,000 years,

22:25

like this shit has been going on

22:27

for hundreds of thousands of millions of

22:30

years. I think that's the problem though,

22:32

is that cycle will eventually like, yeah,

22:34

come around, we're gonna have a younger,

22:36

driest, you won't be around. Yeah, yeah,

22:39

I got, I won't, yeah, yeah. Like

22:41

13,000 years ago, fucking something happened that

22:43

changed the whole look of the world.

22:46

And do you worry about it? No.

22:48

No. Just like you won't worry about

22:50

the future either. That's the best part.

22:53

Well, because... Well, maybe you will in

22:55

your next reincarnation or whatever. I'll be

22:57

a basketball player in 13,000 years. Cool.

23:00

I like how you're sure you're going

23:02

to be a basketball player. Well, my

23:04

last name is Hooper. It's inevitable. It's

23:06

inevitable. I see. Oh, I like how

23:09

that works. Well, that's not good for

23:11

me. Yeah, you're just going to be

23:13

an anus. And I like that apparently.

23:16

A rich proctologist. But with thick wrists,

23:18

really thick wrists and big banana fingers.

23:20

Thick. Ah, Simon the thick-wisted proctologist. It's

23:23

like a doctor, Sus. Why did you

23:25

decide to become a proctologist? Well, my

23:27

wrists were especially thick. Yes, I figured.

23:30

If nothing else, these are proctologists. They're

23:32

not going to fit in handcuffs. All

23:34

right, moving on. Oh, you guys have

23:36

obviously heard that they think that there's

23:39

a giant ancient spaceship that is in

23:41

Antarctica. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Superman's, is

23:43

it not? No, I don't think so.

23:46

Sure, it is. That's how much I

23:48

believe it, it's Superman's. And not to

23:50

beat a dead horse or to beat

23:53

off a dead horse, but we've all

23:55

agreed that we can't fly over Antarctica

23:57

for some reason. We can't, we don't.

24:00

No planes fly over Antarctica. Maybe just

24:02

wind could be just weather patterns there.

24:04

Sounds like fucking. I mean. Brett's right

24:06

in the sense like there is absolutely

24:09

stake. There's no reason to fly over

24:11

Antarctica. No. But nor should we not

24:13

be allowed to do it, right? Like

24:16

as free Americans. Can you do your

24:18

your best captain pilot's voice with the

24:20

long like. Yeah, oh I'm sorry folks,

24:23

a little bit of a delay. If

24:25

you look out your right window, you

24:27

will not see pyramids. And if you

24:29

look at your left window, you will

24:32

not see pyramids. And if you look

24:34

at your left window, you dead. I'm

24:36

getting a message from the station. We

24:39

will not be flying over Antarctica after

24:41

all. Yeah, oh, I'm sorry folks. A

24:43

little bit of a delay here. We're

24:46

going to be loop around. Joe Badmouth

24:48

chiropractors, which I find really interesting because

24:50

even me, have come full circle on

24:53

the chiropractors. Are you going to a

24:55

chiropractor? No, I don't, but I used

24:57

to like. The conspiracy theory was that

24:59

chiropractory was invented by a guy during

25:02

the same time. And that this same

25:04

guy used to claim that he could

25:06

cure like cancer with chiropractory. And I

25:09

bought that hookline and sinker, but then

25:11

I started thinking maybe this was just

25:13

one of those times when they're trying

25:16

to make us think that something good

25:18

is bad. So they spin this fucking

25:20

tail to... convince us that these guys

25:23

are all quacks, but it's a, it's

25:25

like a, you know, it's a room.

25:27

You know how many Tesla inventions I

25:29

was telling these guys last week. He

25:32

used to make tons of medical inventions

25:34

that were used like right up until

25:36

like the beginning of the 70s in

25:39

hospitals and they've all been taken away

25:41

a race from history. They probably be

25:43

saving lives right now, but like if

25:46

we agree that that chip works, then

25:48

I don't know if that somehow like

25:50

free power becomes involved because then we're

25:53

like accepting Tesla who's been blackballs. Because

25:55

he was going to change the world.

25:57

and they were like we just got

25:59

to forget about him then we can't

26:02

we can't bill like we can't have

26:04

like we can't rate this shit and

26:06

what did they do to him they

26:09

made up some story about him

26:11

fucking a bird yep yeah that's how

26:13

it and now when you talk about Tesla

26:15

with like your dad he's like oh yeah

26:17

the guy who married a pigeon right it's

26:19

it's a horrible story meanwhile when Tesla died

26:22

he died he died in he was living

26:24

in like don't quote me on this but

26:26

like the some huge hotel in New York

26:28

And as soon as he had

26:30

all his fucking patents with him

26:33

in the hotel, because he was

26:35

afraid somebody was going to steal

26:37

them, I think. And when he

26:39

died, the first person who

26:41

the American government sent

26:43

was Donald Trump's father to

26:45

clean out Tesla's room. So

26:48

he ended up getting all

26:50

of Tesla's patents, apparently. or

26:52

inventions or something. Well, you can look

26:54

up any patents, like, you know what I

26:56

mean? Well, I think these were probably not

26:59

patents on things that were out in the

27:01

public. It's wise. Space X doesn't patent anything.

27:03

Oh, I see. They don't want the record

27:05

of what they've invented out there. It's interesting,

27:07

because they're not a real company. You don't

27:09

patent them. Are you don't write them up?

27:12

Are you an Elon fan? Are you an

27:14

Elon? Yes, he is. Yeah, he is. You

27:16

are. I don't know about Dick's sucker, but

27:18

Brett's on the line. He walks. Brett rides

27:20

a unicycle down the line. You know how

27:22

I view this? I view this as an adult

27:24

is he hasn't done anything to me.

27:27

So why would I hate him? Yeah, but

27:29

I don't expect and stuff. You haven't done

27:31

anything for me. Wow, that was a

27:33

low blow. I know. So the same

27:35

thing. Really low. Same thing. But now

27:37

as we're, when you say, when you

27:39

were saying the word Tesla has nothing

27:41

to do with the car company, but

27:43

right now Tesla, the word means

27:46

Nazi. Just some, do some people

27:48

lose? Do a Nazi salute in

27:50

front of the entire world? You're

27:53

going to put yourself up for,

27:55

uh, did you protest at the

27:57

Tesla dealership? No, because, you

27:59

know. about how shitty their cars

28:01

are and how they want their money

28:03

back. Have you seen the guy who's

28:06

been doing all the tests on the

28:08

cyber truck? Yeah. That thing is a

28:10

piece of shit. Come on. Say it

28:12

with me. It is a piece of

28:15

garbage. He breaks the whole fucking frame

28:17

of that thing in like two seconds.

28:19

They cheap in that vehicle. Like here's

28:21

an example is, so some car companies

28:24

are just doing this LED without doing

28:26

the normal headlight that has the LEDs

28:28

in it. The headlight tooling was 1.5,

28:30

no sir, the tail light was 1.5

28:33

million dollars to get it made, and

28:35

the headlights were 2 million to get

28:37

made. That's how much headlights cost to

28:39

get made, like as in tooling, but

28:42

on the cyber truck, it's just like,

28:44

oh, plexiglass, and behind with like shitty

28:46

LED lights. Well, how do you have

28:48

a car that has a million dollar

28:51

lights on it? It's going to be

28:53

18 inches long. and it's got about

28:55

40 parts in it. So wait, what

28:57

Brett saying though is like a real

29:00

car company spends real money building a

29:02

real car and Tesla is like, hope

29:04

you like this plastic piece of shit.

29:06

Tesla, well I know and like the,

29:08

they won't give you a steering wheel.

29:11

I do know for a fact on

29:13

the cyber truck, so a lot of

29:15

those parts are made in Mexico, most

29:17

of that cyber truck is made in

29:20

Mexico and it was all designed in

29:22

Canada, designed in Canada. So, axiom group

29:24

who I've, I've, I've, I've, I've designed,

29:26

I've designed, I've designed, I've designed, I've

29:29

designed, I've designed, I've designed, I've designed,

29:31

I've designed, I've designed, I've designed, I've

29:33

designed, I've designed, I've designed, I've designed,

29:35

I've designed, I've designed, I've designed, I've

29:38

designed, I've designed, I've designed, I've designed,

29:40

I've designed, I've designed, I've designed, I

29:42

Those guys told me stories about Tesla

29:44

and doing the cyber truck and what

29:47

they specked as plastic that would have

29:49

melted off the truck where actually was

29:51

like we have to Not do what

29:53

you say or we're not like you

29:56

can't do so like car companies is

29:58

what they do is if you deliver

30:00

them as a supply if you deliver

30:02

them parts out of spec You don't

30:05

get paid but they do install the

30:07

part Oh really? Just so they can

30:09

double it? So exactly, so like, oh

30:11

wow, we saved this much money if

30:14

this is, this part's out of spec.

30:16

Volkswagen did that in Mexico? Oh I

30:18

see, because it's not necessarily dangerous. It's

30:20

just shitty. It's out of spec. So

30:22

they were like, we're not, you're going

30:25

to do that out of spec thing

30:27

because the part is melting the plastic

30:29

you spec for the wheel plastics? They

30:31

were like, that's not the proper spec.

30:34

My favorite video is the guy testing

30:36

the. Trunk closing yeah, it's not supposed

30:38

to close on a human hand. No,

30:40

and it closes on his end He's

30:43

like what the fuck? At in the

30:45

at the gigafactory last February when I

30:47

saw the gigafect well, that's what it's

30:49

called. It's whatever the wherever they make

30:52

the cyber truck and like you have

30:54

a parking lot full of them But

30:56

I'd go up to each door I'd

30:58

go up each cyber truck and see

31:01

how much the door panels are off

31:03

and so it's like 10 mill to

31:05

5 mill to 5 mill off like

31:07

one over He, so he, he built

31:10

like a wily coyote background, like painted.

31:12

So it looks like he's driving down

31:14

a road. Now to the human eye,

31:16

you're like, there's clearly a cardboard painting

31:19

of the background, but he wanted to

31:21

test because Tesla doesn't use LIDAR. It

31:23

uses, it has like live cameras. Just

31:25

cameras. So he wanted to see if

31:28

he could trick the camera so he

31:30

drove he's in his Tesla driving towards

31:32

it That's a bullshit story though, right?

31:34

He he faked it Did he not?

31:36

I don't believe so fake the crash.

31:39

Well, you can't his the car drove

31:41

right through the have you ever been

31:43

driving and you're blinded by the sun

31:45

and you have to put your sun

31:48

visor down. Yeah. What sun visor is

31:50

in the camera? Yeah, what he's saying

31:52

is if you're driving directly into sunlight,

31:54

how does a camera, it doesn't have

31:57

light on, how does it see that?

31:59

Like, it's a million chance of like,

32:01

this weird light bounces off a truck

32:03

while you're going to an intersection and

32:06

it blinds the camera and it can't

32:08

see the light change and then you

32:10

just drive straight through? Isn't that interesting,

32:12

because I would just assume as like

32:15

a layman. that these autonomous cars would

32:17

have something way more advanced than 45

32:19

cameras. It's calculating everything and... Except blind

32:21

spots apparently. In its defense, like sun

32:24

spots, radar, is just asking for a

32:26

friend. Radar and proximity sensors are what

32:28

they install on cars. Oh is it?

32:30

Yeah. It's better about cameras. Every car

32:33

has radar. It can do a bunch

32:35

of things, but like lighters are backup.

32:37

to stuff that doesn't work. Lider is

32:39

what they use to find fucking ancient

32:42

civilizations in the jungle. Simon in Tesla's

32:44

defense, I saw a video the other

32:46

day from Europe where this guy is

32:48

walking along the sidewalk and he trips

32:50

and he falls off, like hits the

32:53

sidewalk and rolls into the street. It

32:55

would rather dodge person. There's a Tesla

32:57

driving. If I had been driving, this

32:59

guy gets his head run over, 10

33:02

times out of 10, and the Tesla

33:04

quickly veers into oncoming traffic into the

33:06

car and hits it. That's pretty good,

33:08

because like the, there's, when it comes

33:11

the subject of the public when I

33:13

talk, if I, you know, talk about

33:15

autonomous vehicles, people like, aren't you afraid

33:17

of them crashing? And I was like,

33:20

every crash today in the city of

33:22

Ottawa was done by human being, not

33:24

a robot. So like, you're thinking, you're

33:26

thinking stupidly. I have a question for

33:29

you though since you might know. I

33:31

read this article this week about Tesla's

33:33

autopilot and it appears that the autopilot

33:35

automatically disengages a fraction of a second

33:38

before impact when a crash becomes inevitable.

33:40

Is it autopilot or FSD? There's, there's,

33:42

there's, when I saw that story, someone

33:44

was talking about, they had, he had,

33:47

he had it on a different mode

33:49

during those tests. So FSD is pretty

33:51

good on his on that vehicle again,

33:53

it doesn't have any fail safes of

33:56

light art to just detect stuff But

33:58

I've been in a Tesla late at

34:00

night coming from the hospital and it

34:02

thought it sought a deer There was

34:04

a malfunction and the car swerved to

34:07

one side and I hit my head

34:09

on the window in the back in

34:11

the Uber Okay, well, let's move on,

34:13

but we're all in agreement that Tesla

34:16

and Elon shit. Okay, I mean, we're

34:18

good. We're good. We're good. No, no,

34:20

moving on. Can you hit the agreement

34:22

button, Matt? Thank you. We have an

34:25

agreement. Don't worry, it's over. You've been

34:27

overridden by the agreement button, clearly. They

34:29

were talking about the pyramids, actual pyramids

34:31

in Egypt. Can I have a question

34:34

for you? I have a fun question

34:36

for you. Do you know which African

34:38

country has the most pyramids? Which African

34:40

country has the most pyramids? And it's

34:43

obviously not Egypt because that would be

34:45

too obvious. Wouldn't it? This is what

34:47

we discussed at the table in trivia.

34:49

I'm going to say, is it a

34:52

trick? Somalia. Sudan. Who knew it was

34:54

a mess? What type of pyramid? By.

34:56

Like they have a bunch of Bass

34:58

Pro shops just all over Sudan. They're

35:01

everywhere. You wouldn't believe it. They love

35:03

fishing there. It's you don't have to

35:05

build the Gaza pyramids to be considered

35:07

a pyramid. So a pyramid like as

35:10

in that's it's a tomb. Like in

35:12

Sudan. They're not tombs. They're just built

35:14

a pyramid. Hence their capital city cartoon.

35:16

Interesting. Interesting. Is that right? That is

35:18

correct. Yeah. Cartoon. I always mispronounce it

35:21

too. So they've made this discovery that

35:23

I, seems weird because I thought this

35:25

was already a thing, but that underneath

35:27

the pyramids are structures and a whole

35:30

underground network connecting all of the Gaza

35:32

Plateau, which is, I mean, you've seen

35:34

it before, it's a pretty big area.

35:36

Pretty possible. I think they said like

35:39

200 kilometers across, it's 600 meters down.

35:41

So is there a chance that the

35:43

pyramids are way bigger? What I mean

35:45

is, are they 600 meters down? No,

35:48

because I think they can clearly see

35:50

where the pyramid starts and stops. But

35:52

it just means that even these pyramids

35:54

which could date back to 12,000 years

35:57

ago are built on something much older

35:59

than them. Those are like, you know,

36:01

in Lord of the Rings, those big

36:03

statues that are guarding like that. Those

36:06

are the tip it's its hat. Yeah,

36:08

something like that's always. I like that.

36:10

That's why I was asking. But I've

36:12

also heard, and that's why I didn't

36:15

think this was new news, that all

36:17

of Egypt, like the Serapium, all these

36:19

places that are miles away from the

36:21

plateau are also connected by a network

36:24

of tunnels underneath. It's totally, totally possible.

36:26

And those tunnels were probably from the

36:28

civilization before. The Egyptians as we know

36:30

them ever came into play when do

36:32

you think the science will change of

36:35

like how we? Date things like carbon

36:37

dating like we've done it wrong. Oh,

36:39

it's so stupid, but I mean we

36:41

find places like go back go back

36:44

Lee Tepi which actually without even It

36:46

pushes the timeline back like 12,000 years

36:48

by sciences standing. Yeah. So that's how

36:50

we find things. Is the Ethiopian skeletons

36:53

still the oldest or they found older

36:55

ones and then they have to go?

36:57

Oh shit. Of humans? Yeah. I don't

36:59

think the easy. Like that longhead? No,

37:02

I think they found older now. Yeah,

37:04

but not in Africa. Not in Africa,

37:06

in Russia, in Europe, in your life.

37:08

Well, like we talk about it all

37:11

the time, but they've found like, even

37:13

in our lifetime, they've found like four

37:15

new species of humans, the Denisovins, the

37:17

island of Florencis, the whatever. They're hobits,

37:20

the little hobits. Yeah, whoa. It's interesting.

37:22

It was literally, no, there's nothing, Maddie,

37:24

and I have my own paper, but

37:26

I got it, I got it, look

37:29

at this, I came prepared. It was

37:31

literally like Lord of the Rings out

37:33

here with, you know, the humans and

37:35

then fucking 14 other races of creatures

37:38

that were all living at the same

37:40

time. It's crazy to think about. Well,

37:42

my grandmother's cottage, which is in Chelmsford

37:44

outside of London, it's across street from

37:46

a Roman church, like an actual Roman

37:49

built church. The doorway in her cottage

37:51

is like this high. It's like that's

37:53

hilarious. It's it's tiny. So old, it's

37:55

a couple hundred years old, a little

37:58

cottage. and that's so weird. So short

38:00

everyone was. I think there's a, there's

38:02

a, you can, you can, you can,

38:04

YouTube, Jamie Oliver at his, where he

38:07

was born and raised in that house

38:09

and there's a pub downstairs. And there's,

38:11

and there's, and there, they're definitely, so

38:13

weird. Interesting. We, we, do you know,

38:16

have you ever heard of the famous

38:18

British basketball teams? No. No, exactly. Well

38:20

they didn't even out basketball. an elmont

38:22

in elmont was not invented in elmont

38:25

don't do that naysmith is from elmont

38:27

yes it was invented in Rochester he

38:29

went to Brooklyn for somewhere yeah you

38:31

know that we quote your father probably

38:34

more than anybody else on this show

38:36

of what dinosaurs could have built the

38:38

subway you don't know yeah that is

38:40

true Not our subway, but had their

38:43

own subways. Yeah, they had briefcases and

38:45

we don't know. We don't know. We

38:47

don't know. I find it. Next time

38:49

you see your dad, tell him I

38:52

think he's a floating idiot. Have you

38:54

ever, have you ever seen a Tyrannosaurus

38:56

try and put a backpack on? That's

38:58

hilarious. I could see him getting it

39:00

on, but he's never getting it off.

39:03

Okay, moving along here, because I see

39:05

you're getting bored of Egypt. Sorry USAID

39:07

so they started talking about that and

39:09

it's amazing to me that now all

39:12

of a sudden Joe has this like

39:14

name to put on something we've been

39:16

calling the CIA for years You know

39:18

what I mean? Like we knew the

39:21

CIA was doing all this shit just

39:23

because you're telling us that it was

39:25

called USAID instead of the CIA Well,

39:27

we didn't think that they were actually

39:30

going to put the CIA logo on

39:32

the fucking nefarious shit they do overseas.

39:34

That's like George, that's a George Carlin

39:36

thing, like USAID, that's just CIA. What

39:39

does he say? What's his stand up?

39:41

He says, how do they measure radioactive

39:43

material in like what measurement? Sunshine units.

39:45

Well, no, that's funny, right? Because that's

39:48

what, in the 70s, he already knew

39:50

that was a sham. We just, just

39:52

give it a name or like, it's

39:54

just USAID. Yeah. What are you talking

39:57

about? Well, and they're helping, right? Like,

39:59

USAID has this, like, they're over in

40:01

other countries. It has aid in the

40:03

name, Simon. It says aid. What do

40:06

you want from us? It's the human

40:08

fun. Like, just fucking donate. Look, yeah,

40:10

it's in the name. We said so.

40:12

Yeah. Because we said so. What are

40:14

you, fucking stupid? No, but apparently that's

40:17

how stupid we are. Because we just,

40:19

not we, personally, but you know, Americans

40:21

and Canadians and Canadians. We just accepted

40:23

this shit, like, like, like, like, like,

40:26

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

40:28

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

40:30

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

40:32

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

40:35

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

40:37

like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

40:39

like, like, like, like, like They're over

40:41

there helping, are you dumb? I also

40:44

like the idea too that you're a

40:46

country and they're like, U.S. AIDS coming

40:48

and you're like, eh, I don't know.

40:50

Some guy shows up with a gun,

40:53

you're like, have they ever put the

40:55

white helmets or whatever, the Syrian white

40:57

helmets or whatever they're called with U.S.

40:59

Aids, we gave you AIDS, I mean

41:02

U.S. What is the opposite of aid?

41:04

I don't know. Like the call they're

41:06

coming in the US, we're going to

41:08

hold you down? No, yeah, just put

41:11

you keep your boot on someone's head.

41:13

Like, I mean, that's pretty much what

41:15

Trump is doing. He's changing the name

41:17

from USAID to get fucked ever, just

41:20

fucking, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

41:22

blah, blah. It used to be USA,

41:24

and now it's we ain't helping no

41:26

one. It's suck it, it's suck it,

41:28

it's suck, it's suck, it's suck, yeah,

41:31

fucking, blah, he's just generation X, degeneration,

41:33

everyone, yeah. like these really like witty

41:35

Elon Banksky type are they like we're

41:37

Nazi uniforms and shit I've seen I've

41:40

seen that yeah yeah it's just like

41:42

somebody spending a shit ton of money

41:44

to fuck with this guy well he's

41:46

taking a lot of money out of

41:49

lot of I assume it's the Democrats.

41:51

Yeah, what did they do to, what

41:53

did, what did, what did they do

41:55

to Howard Hughes? But this is why,

41:58

what did, what did, the public do?

42:00

Like, what did the media do to

42:02

Howard? They made him seem like a

42:04

crazy person. Well, he was, but, okay.

42:07

I was going to say, I think

42:09

on that one he actually was. They

42:11

went after him a lot though for

42:13

being with women and blah, blah, blah,

42:16

blah. They actually, they did go. What

42:18

was the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

42:20

blah. What do you mean?

42:22

The blah blah blah blah? Well you

42:24

did this. You were like, they went

42:26

after him for the women and blah

42:28

blah blah. I'm like, I don't know,

42:31

maybe we build Cosby. Military, uh, planes,

42:33

uh, businesses. Spruce goose, baby. So they

42:35

went after him because he's the richest

42:37

person on the planet at the time,

42:39

I assume. But hold on, Elon, this

42:41

is, this, this goes back to my

42:43

whole thing, like, Trump could have found

42:45

a less public figure to do the

42:47

exacting figure to do the exact same.

42:50

Yeah, dude, you act like they don't

42:52

exist. Like, you act like he doesn't

42:54

have... That's all government workers up till

42:56

this point, before they were fucking... Elon

42:58

Musk is not actually super stroking things

43:00

off and making decisions. His lackey, nerdy

43:02

coders are fine. No, Elon is in

43:04

there, fucking doing whatever the fun he's

43:06

doing. I highly doubt it. He's a

43:08

big, fucking, just autistic, fat dude, like,

43:11

who's never invented anything. His spine is

43:13

bent. Simon, just weird. I know you

43:15

didn't see it. There's a video of

43:17

him at like the White House having

43:19

dinner the other night. He's three feet

43:21

from Trump and he's literally like balancing

43:23

two spoons on each other on his

43:25

finger. Just holding them and dude, he's

43:27

doing it like it's magic. Like he's

43:30

showing it around the table to everyone.

43:32

It's and you can see there's a

43:34

woman sitting there beside him who's like.

43:36

You could I assume she's sleeping with

43:38

him. She's like I came with the

43:40

wrong guy We used to just I've

43:42

come I've came with the I come

43:44

I came here with the wrong guy

43:46

I know I'm at the white house

43:49

She has a hundred percent. Yeah, we

43:51

used to sell these birds that you

43:53

could I remember you put it and

43:55

no matter what he's the type of

43:57

guy who would bring that to a

43:59

party and try and convince people that

44:01

he had fucking like invented like the

44:03

White House like He sold me. Elon's

44:05

at the White House like, da da

44:08

da da da da da. That was

44:10

the state of the union. He donsie

44:12

salutes. I'm out everyone. That's it for

44:14

me. He's doing it for me. He's

44:16

doing it like a hello, but right

44:18

now. Now pull my finger. I'm out

44:20

of here. They always say, they always

44:22

tell you leave on a high, I'm

44:24

out everyone, a Nazi school. And he's

44:27

gone. He just walks off the stage.

44:29

He didn't heel click when he did

44:31

that, did he? Like he didn't go

44:33

top. Double tap the heels. That's so

44:35

funny. Is Joe right wing, like I'm

44:37

being serious? No. No, I don't believe

44:39

he's a libertarian and he, like, which

44:41

puts you in the. Again, as other

44:43

people are making the rules of what

44:45

is right wing and what is left

44:48

wing, other people make those fucking rules,

44:50

right? Okay. The people that call someone

44:52

a right winger is crazy, like always.

44:54

If they use that, we didn't, that

44:56

term is, you're a right winger, like

44:58

what? Brad, I think the problem is

45:00

this, if you meet a, I agree

45:02

with you. But if you meet someone

45:04

who's like a staunch libertarian, they tend

45:07

to be very right leaning. Right? So

45:09

I'm with you where I'm with you

45:11

where when you meet just someone who's

45:13

like I feel I have libertarian values.

45:15

A lot of the time they're sentris.

45:17

Yeah. Whereas again, I think the reason

45:19

they get lumped in with the right

45:21

is what I just said, where that

45:23

5% of them that are fucking psychotic.

45:26

Like they have don't tread on me

45:28

tattooed on their chest. And the opposite

45:30

are like the crazy comedies on the

45:32

left that have loud voices and pink

45:34

hair. They're exactly the same. Yeah. Just

45:36

the opposite ends of the spectrum. Like

45:38

the crazies are the loudest, of course.

45:40

Yeah. And that's who that's who like

45:42

runs that like runs that. I'd call

45:45

it a narrative. And everyone's captured on

45:47

both sides. Totally. Like, dude, I was

45:49

just boring now. I can't, the other

45:51

day I was listening to Joe and

45:53

I guess I'd listen to the last

45:55

episode and so a new podcast came

45:57

on that was smartless. Smartless. Yeah, it's

45:59

the one with, um. The gay guy

46:01

from Will and Grace Will Arnett and

46:03

Ozarks Jason Bateman. Oh shit. Yeah, they have

46:06

a podcast where they bring on a

46:08

famous person every week and they are

46:10

famous though I know this is why

46:12

this is why I'm getting to it

46:15

is there so it has potential to

46:17

be the best podcast, but it's actually

46:19

the worst because they're so fucking Hollywood

46:22

the three of them. Okay, like Bateman

46:24

and Arnett together are hilarious they work

46:26

off each other well the other dude

46:29

works out they're all good friends but

46:31

they're so fucking grossly Hollywood that

46:33

it really takes you out of it

46:35

like the other day I was like

46:37

the episode that came on was super

46:39

old they don't talk about drug parties

46:41

and naked girls and orgies no no

46:43

they just get deep into the weeds

46:45

on like technical stuff about Hollywood okay

46:47

but they also like they're very

46:50

woke are they Yeah, yeah, like there was an episode

46:52

the other day where they're delulu of like the

46:54

real world and Bateman had it was an old

46:56

episode Bateman had just gotten COVID and he was

46:58

like I just I just really got to say

47:01

Thank you to the people that created

47:03

the vaccine because he's like I could he's like

47:05

and this is the weirdest thing he goes he

47:07

goes I could tell that without the vaccine this

47:09

thing really would have gotten a hold to me

47:11

good and I was like yeah, how can you

47:13

can't you can't say that? That's just crazy. You

47:15

don't know. You don't know that you would have

47:18

gotten sicker if you didn't have the vaccine. Now

47:20

again, I'm using this as time that's past, but

47:22

I don't know. There's just a lot of gross,

47:24

like they're caught up in that Hollywood, like, and

47:26

they don't seem like it. That's the thing, right?

47:28

Like you felt like if you met Will Arnett.

47:30

Well they make big movies like yes I think

47:32

there's a difference between it because the

47:34

what I was going to compare that

47:37

podcast to would be the three guys

47:39

from it's always sunny in Philadelphia their

47:41

podcast have you ever listened to it

47:43

yeah it's hilarious hilarious yeah and they're

47:45

not I guess they are kind of

47:48

Hollywood like what's his name I feel

47:50

like a little offshoot of Hollywood though right

47:52

like they're not deep in it but I

47:54

don't know what their stance on COVID was

47:57

so don't quote me on that do you

47:59

guys watch mythic It doesn't sound fun to

48:01

me. Mythic Quest. No, it's a joke. No,

48:03

no, it's a joke. Charlie Day. Charlie Day

48:05

and Rob McElhaney wrote it. Yeah, they're making

48:07

fun of the fucking. So the show is,

48:09

the idea is it's, it's a studio that

48:11

makes a world of Warcraft type game called

48:13

Mythic Quest. And Rob McElhain, he's like, the

48:15

head-dewish bag, the inventor. There's a new TV

48:18

show that I've never seen before. There's like,

48:20

first of all, there's four seasons of it.

48:22

It's like, it's actually pretty old. It's on

48:24

Apple Plus. Oh, it's four years old. Sorry,

48:26

four years old. Yeah, sorry, four or five

48:28

years old. Yeah, but is, is it as good

48:30

as old. Sorry, four years old. Yeah, four or five years old,

48:32

yeah, but is, but is it, four or five years old, yeah,

48:34

is, four or five years old, yeah, is, four or five years

48:36

old. Is it, four or five years old, is, four or five

48:38

years old, is, four or five years old, is, four or five

48:40

years old, four or five years old, four or five years old,

48:43

is, four or five years old, four or five years old, is,

48:45

four or five years old, four or five years old, Is it

48:47

like reamer? Poo, like pooety pop or whatever? And all his

48:49

little, all his fans are like these little shit emojies. He's like,

48:51

all right poopies. Dude, it's, it's so on the nose. I don't

48:53

know, go check it out. When he's talking to the fat chick,

48:55

his assistant, and she's like, yeah, I used to fuck with my

48:57

bully in high school and he was like, what do you mean? And

49:00

he's like, like, oh, like, one day I showed up, I showed up, I showed up,

49:02

I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up,

49:04

I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up,

49:06

I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up, I showed up,

49:08

I showed up, I showed up, She says all this

49:10

horrible shit and he's like, I

49:12

think you were the bully in

49:14

that scenario. And he's like, no,

49:17

trust me, she was the bully.

49:19

And then he's like, I don't

49:21

know man, it sounds like, he's

49:23

like, can you, can you go

49:25

in deeper into it? And she's

49:28

like, yeah, like back in school,

49:30

I used to put peanut butter

49:32

in her hair. And he's like,

49:34

yeah, you were definitely the bully

49:36

in this scenario. That's a great,

49:39

that was a great, I thought that was

49:41

in the Williamson one. That's what

49:43

we're doing. Yeah, sorry, I'm, I

49:45

am here. Even Lizzo is on

49:47

Ozimpic? Lizzimpic? Yeah, I like that. Do you

49:49

have to do any work? I'm here every

49:51

Thursday. No, no, no, no, Zimpic. No, no,

49:54

no. Because you just not eat? Just,

49:56

it sucks with the receptors of something that

49:58

makes you wrong food, yeah. So yet, so

50:00

it is about, it is about calories then. They solve that

50:02

problem. Like, like, right? As everyone's like, I was born fat,

50:04

I'm big bone. You're like, you eat too much. Like, that's

50:06

the only way people get fat. Well, I mean, listen, I

50:08

still, I don't know if somebody who is literally, like, just big

50:10

boned, if they go on a zempick, if they become like Uber,

50:13

they have get-o, they just become as skinny as skinny as skinny

50:15

as their frame as their frame as their frame, well, well, well,

50:17

well, well, well, well, well, well, allow, while. I like, while. I

50:19

like, well, well, as their frame, while. I like, well, well, like,

50:21

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, as,

50:23

as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as,

50:25

I have seen that show. It's disgusting. Yeah,

50:27

dude, the doctor though that they always

50:30

have on it is the most blunt

50:32

human being on it. Like I remember

50:34

there was this like 800 pound black

50:36

chick and she's like, she's begging

50:39

for a whole pizza. She's in a

50:41

hospital bed and she's like, she's like,

50:43

I'm she's like, I need a whole

50:45

pizza. And yeah, and the doctor comes

50:48

in and he's like, what's wrong. She's

50:50

like, uh-huh, she's like, I'm just starving

50:52

to death. You're 845 pounds. It's very

50:54

tough for you to starve to death

50:56

like dude He's so blunt dude. She

50:58

could probably go like six months without

51:01

eating That was his point. He was like

51:03

you could literally sit here and just drink

51:05

water for the next month and a half

51:07

when people go on alone Yeah, they

51:09

bulk up for like six months before

51:11

the show and they add on like

51:14

sometimes a hundred pounds because you're you're

51:16

in the woods and you're just trying

51:18

to make a million dollars You know

51:20

Simon on survivor, which is only 28

51:22

days you see people like oh get

51:24

so by the end yeah like holy

51:26

shit not eating is just the key to

51:28

it or living off like they get

51:30

to eat no matter what I think

51:32

they get like a bowl of rice

51:34

a day guaranteed food on survivor yeah

51:37

because otherwise they don't want to get

51:39

sued yeah but what's the difference with

51:41

the loan a loan you're in the

51:43

woods no I know what I'm saying is

51:45

the suing oh I think I don't know

51:48

yeah I don't know they they obviously sign

51:50

some crazy disc or um Whatever form

51:52

at the beginning of a loan though

51:54

because people get fucked up on that

51:56

show sure there are bears that time.

51:58

There's nobody to see filming yourself. It's

52:01

not like fucking survivors where there's cameraman to

52:03

step in if something goes really bad, you

52:05

know, that's why people watch it. That's why

52:07

people watch it. Just in case. Just in

52:09

case. Dude, I watched this show. That was

52:12

your pal's joke about Siegfried and Roy. He's

52:14

like, he's, he was like 45 dollars a

52:16

ticket. No one's there to see the lion

52:18

show. He's there to see one of these

52:21

dudes get bit. It's like watching car racing.

52:23

Yeah, sorry time I go ahead. No, that's

52:25

okay. There's a bear grill show from like

52:27

years ago called The Island or something like

52:30

that. I don't remember the exact name,

52:32

but it's like a survivor thing. Yeah,

52:34

but they're there on this island for

52:36

a long time. One of the guys, I've

52:39

multiple people get fucked up, but one

52:41

guy falls like off a cliff. And

52:43

they come in and with

52:45

like stretchers and fucking airlift

52:47

and like dude, it's crazy

52:49

It's crazy. There were obviously

52:52

all no liability on that

52:54

show Oh, he's hurt get

52:56

him out of here. Oh,

52:58

so he they started talking

53:00

about David Ike for a

53:02

second because they were also

53:05

talking about Yeah, what's his

53:07

former professional footballer David Ike?

53:09

Yeah, oh, that's right. He was a

53:11

yes Not so out there are ideas too,

53:13

but... Lizard people really bogs them

53:15

down. He doesn't believe in that

53:18

anymore. I don't think. I'd love to

53:20

see a lawn row again. Yeah. But

53:22

hold on, the lizard people isn't that

53:24

far-fetched an idea if you really think

53:26

about it. No, no, just hear me

53:29

out here. If aliens, which we all

53:31

agree exists, are out there. Yeah.

53:33

It's possible that they've been here

53:35

all this time, whether they come

53:37

from a different planet or a

53:39

different dimension. Maybe that's their

53:42

shape. They're a lizard fucking creature. So

53:44

here's the, okay, here's the thing, here's

53:46

the thing. They are shapeshifters. Joe said

53:48

it himself on this episode. Here's the

53:50

thing. If, halfway there, you kind of

53:52

had me. Like if you want, if

53:55

you, if you believe in extraterrestrials, then

53:57

like you're saying, there's no reason that

53:59

some sort of. group of super intelligent

54:01

lizard people like the sure didn't come

54:03

here and then maybe it's too warm

54:05

for their lizard skin so they have

54:07

to go subterranean I'm fine well maybe

54:09

they want to look like us no

54:11

no I'm well don't stop just let

54:13

me finish can they clean their eyes

54:15

with their of course that's what I

54:17

want to know my point is like

54:19

all of that I'm okay with you

54:22

just lose me at their shapeshfters and

54:24

they're in all the positions of power

54:26

on earth like why ever live underground

54:29

You can shape shift and you can

54:31

control all these people you could live

54:33

on yachts your whole life So why

54:35

have anyone underground Why be underground lizard

54:38

people underground meaning like in disguise? No,

54:40

that's not what he means like underground

54:42

lizard I thought he meant they lived

54:44

underground That's the original the original albinos

54:47

hmm. Eike Yes, Ike believes that they're

54:49

amongst us living among us in disguise.

54:51

No, no, he believes a few of

54:54

them, no, no, he believes a few

54:56

of them live amongst us in high

54:58

powered positions like the Queen, the Prince,

55:00

whatever. But he believes that the most

55:03

of them live underground. That's what he's

55:05

saying, like physically underground. I mean, maybe.

55:07

I'm not opposed to either of those

55:09

things. But I wasn't talking about underground.

55:12

I was talking underground like they're in

55:14

disguise amongst us. Yeah, okay. Okay. I

55:16

get an underground, underground lizard people. Yeah.

55:18

They only, they only listen to, they

55:21

only listen to India. Do they have

55:23

tails? They have special clothes that their

55:25

tail comes out of the back? I,

55:28

I assume if they're real lizard people.

55:30

Because they probably have some sort of.

55:32

Please visualize lizard people. Do they have

55:34

clothes, ties, glasses like you're wearing? Well,

55:37

no. You can't do this dinosaurs used

55:39

to take the subway to work. Thank

55:41

you. Yeah, they were so this is

55:43

just the evolution of their tail just

55:46

goes down one of their pant legs

55:48

like what is going on here? Why

55:50

are you being such a brick about

55:53

this? These lizards like just don't just

55:55

stretch it out a little bit. They're

55:57

brawling. I think it's It's perfectly acceptable

55:59

for a lizard to have his tail

56:02

outside of the pants. Like, I don't

56:04

think it's like a penis. You know

56:06

what I mean? No, but Brett's point

56:08

is like if the fucking prince had

56:11

a lizard tail, we'd see it. You

56:13

can't hide the lizard tail. That's Brett's

56:15

point. Well, okay, first of all, I

56:17

think it would be easy enough for

56:20

them to chop the tail off and

56:22

just have a tiny little nub. This

56:24

is, when you were a kid, did

56:27

V. It was my favorite show. It

56:29

was my favorite show. That's what they

56:31

were? Well, they revamped it, didn't they?

56:33

Except they were from space. And we

56:36

think these guys are from a different

56:38

dimension, probably. Probably. He's putting words in

56:40

ice mouth now. Literally. Just throw an

56:42

adverb in there, like literally. Joe was

56:45

talking about us living inside a black

56:47

hole. Yes, I heard that and I

56:49

was not interested either. I mean, I

56:52

don't know. I heard that I was

56:54

not interested. Was that like an ill

56:56

or interstellar like same thing? Just we

56:58

look behind bookcases. But I will agree

57:01

with Joe on this one and he

57:03

was kind of arguing against himself, but

57:05

like the idea of how our universe

57:07

is and the The examples that they

57:10

have for us are so fucking unbelievable

57:12

We just believe them because that's what

57:14

they told us to believe but something

57:16

other unbelievable We dismiss is nonsense. It

57:19

doesn't make any sense. It's all nonsense

57:21

We just believe this nonsense because it's

57:23

in our books Talk amongst yourself. I

57:26

have to take a business. So yeah,

57:28

it's the fact that we just believe

57:30

Everything they tell us and then we

57:32

believe nothing of what you you know

57:35

Could be on the other side seems

57:37

crazy to me. What would Bill hex

57:39

saying is like your beliefs are only

57:41

what you've been taught? Not necessarily true.

57:44

There you go. And you don't even

57:46

know to question things that you don't

57:48

know. Is two plus two four? Did

57:50

you hear me? Yes. Yes. You can

57:53

take it that far too. You don't

57:55

even know to question things that you

57:57

don't know. Yes. Because you don't know

58:00

them to question. It's okay to say

58:02

I don't know. It's probably one of

58:04

the more manly answers. as I don't

58:06

know. Light pollution has changed the way

58:09

people see the sky for sure. Oh

58:11

yeah you can't see stars. You can't

58:13

see stars in the city. You can't

58:15

see stars in the city and imagine

58:18

in the like all the times before.

58:20

What do you mean? Well that's just

58:22

reflection. Think the sky is blue in

58:25

the day and it's black at night.

58:27

So there is light being refracted everywhere

58:29

just in the opposite direction during the

58:31

day. It just appears blue. Oh, you

58:34

know that in the olden days, they

58:36

didn't have the color blue. Blue is

58:38

like a more recent. Oh, they just

58:40

looked at the sky and they were

58:43

like, Jesus crap. They called everything like

58:45

a variation on green, I think, like

58:47

the ocean was green. The sky was

58:49

a shade of green. because they couldn't

58:52

produce it as a paint or a

58:54

well because indigo is a very hard

58:56

thing to make to like that yogurt

58:59

to it to make it light so

59:01

I just don't think it was until

59:03

way later on that but listen I

59:05

might have learned that on tic-talk so

59:08

take it with a great you're on

59:10

tic-talk are you on tic-talk? I'm on

59:12

whatever amuses me, Brett. The best is

59:14

like, I eat my steak and I

59:17

like it. I just picture Simon watching

59:19

this video where it's half the screen

59:21

is like someone over here carving a

59:24

little piece of wood and you're not

59:26

even paying attention. And then on this

59:28

side, it's like, I do that. I

59:30

have no fucking clue. I hate the

59:33

world we live in. He only, he

59:35

only follows New York, cassitic diamond district

59:37

Jews. That's it. of us counting diamonds.

59:39

I got one word for you muzzle.

59:42

My favorite is watching your people barter

59:44

with each other because they always get

59:46

so it's it hurts them both so

59:48

much I don't want to have to

59:51

do this I'll buy all of them

59:53

hundred thousand hundred thousand I'm not even

59:55

I'm losing money on that what are

59:58

we doing here lowest I go is

1:00:00

one forty and they both know he's

1:00:02

not going he's going lower than one

1:00:04

forty he's like Listen, I take all

1:00:07

of them off you right now, off

1:00:09

your hands, one, one, one, they're the

1:00:11

best I can do, best I can

1:00:13

do. Buddy. There's a lot of buddies

1:00:16

and buddies. Is that how Galgado, like,

1:00:18

does that when she's like, no, I

1:00:20

don't get movie rules. What a weird

1:00:23

pole. Well, she's Israeli. Well, yes. Well,

1:00:25

Godot isn't a Jewish name. It's very

1:00:27

French. Very French. She does look French.

1:00:29

Yes, she lost I like I like

1:00:32

this guy everything was going okay except

1:00:34

for his accent and then he lost

1:00:36

all credibility with me because he said

1:00:38

I cried when I watched Schultz's fucking

1:00:41

newest special What's this? repeat this Andrew

1:00:43

Schultz has a new special where he

1:00:45

goes deep into his he's doing the

1:00:47

rounds right now on every podcast So

1:00:50

when you ever see that have like

1:00:52

you just see this? It's not an

1:00:54

algorithm that's just there on everything is

1:00:57

like what the fuck are you selling?

1:00:59

Well because they're going on every podcast.

1:01:01

It's crazy. Every single one. And then

1:01:03

it's funny when you see a guy

1:01:06

like Bill Burr who reluctantly has to

1:01:08

do it. You know what I'm saying?

1:01:10

Like he's just put out a new

1:01:12

special so he has to on Netflix.

1:01:15

Okay. And he has to go around

1:01:17

and sell it. But he doesn't want

1:01:19

to go fuck around with these. The

1:01:21

bro comedians. They have a thing. They

1:01:24

hate each other? Or they don't like

1:01:26

each other? Of course not. Yeah, course

1:01:28

not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Bill Burr

1:01:31

is like, he's been doing this as

1:01:33

long as Joe has, but really funny

1:01:35

from the start. You know what I

1:01:37

mean? Where Joe has never really... I

1:01:40

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bean today. The next time I saw

1:02:07

him he had no hair. He was

1:02:09

like Billy Corgan. Well he, well there

1:02:11

are brothers. I saw Billy Corgan with

1:02:14

hair and then I was like where's

1:02:16

his hair? I don't know. Do you

1:02:18

know their brothers? You know that whole

1:02:20

thing? No. You don't know this whole

1:02:23

story? Oh my gosh. Well, we can't

1:02:25

talk of this before. Oh no, we'll

1:02:27

drop it real quick and then we'll

1:02:30

take the break. You have more notes?

1:02:32

Was it on Alex Jones? No, so

1:02:34

a couple weeks ago. Oh, wow. That's

1:02:36

fine. Then I'll just tell him real

1:02:39

quick. So like a month ago, Howey

1:02:41

Mandel has Bilber on his show and

1:02:43

he brings on Billy Corigan. that his

1:02:45

dad is probably Bill Burr's dad. And

1:02:48

so he like, he like, like surprises

1:02:50

Bill Burr. And he's like, hey, this

1:02:52

is Billy Corrigan. And Bill's like, oh,

1:02:55

hey, nice to meet you, whatever. And

1:02:57

then he's like, tell him. And like,

1:02:59

he's like, yeah, like, I think there's

1:03:01

a chance that like my dad is

1:03:04

your dad. And Bill Burr's so bummed.

1:03:06

Why because Billy Gordon makes great music

1:03:08

or because he's like no Bill Burt

1:03:10

no Bill Burt was more just like

1:03:13

because it makes his life seem lesser

1:03:15

I think because You're saying his dad

1:03:17

No, he does know his dad, but

1:03:19

I guess he knew his dad wasn't

1:03:22

like a great dude. He had another

1:03:24

family or something. I don't know. Okay.

1:03:26

Either way, Bill was just like, did

1:03:29

you really just bring me on here

1:03:31

to fucking gotcha? I think Corgan is

1:03:33

an Irish name too. So they didn't,

1:03:35

they didn't stray far from wherever they

1:03:38

were. They're fucking brothers. When you hear

1:03:40

this story, and like, like, the coincidences

1:03:42

are on two weeks ago. You can

1:03:44

go listen to it. that they talk

1:03:47

about it at length. Billy Corgan also

1:03:49

refers to his dad as daddy, which

1:03:51

is very off-putting. I'm just gonna warn

1:03:54

you, I'm just gonna warn you preemptively,

1:03:56

like right away, it's like nails on

1:03:58

a chalkboard. You ready for that? Go

1:04:00

ahead Simon, one of the notes you

1:04:03

ever. You know what? They're mostly fucking.

1:04:05

You know what was crazy was the

1:04:07

story he tells about that fucking... Is

1:04:09

interstellar even in your top 10 films

1:04:12

of all time? No. It's a great

1:04:14

movie. It's a good movie. I didn't

1:04:16

say it's not a great movie. I'd

1:04:18

much rather... Is it in your top

1:04:21

20? Arrival? The one with the ink?

1:04:23

Creatures there? That's a fucking Dennis Villeneuve.

1:04:25

I know that movie is so fucking

1:04:28

good man. I like the second Blade

1:04:30

Runner I thought that was good, but

1:04:32

not as top. What's your top movie

1:04:34

then? No, alien movie or movie? Just

1:04:37

movie movie. My top movie ever is

1:04:39

probably Shawshank, but if you want me

1:04:41

to name like my top ten, I

1:04:43

would probably have to put good fellas,

1:04:46

no country for old men. Um, casino,

1:04:48

casino. That's where I let

1:04:50

Liam watch is no country for old

1:04:52

men. You're gonna have some tarantino movies

1:04:55

in there. Oh, yeah, uh, Jango, the

1:04:57

Nazi one, glorious bastards. Oh, pulp fiction

1:04:59

for sure. So three of Tarantinos movies

1:05:01

are in there. Yeah. And I went

1:05:03

back to Jackie Brown after this pod,

1:05:06

that's the last podcast I was there.

1:05:08

No, and you really think it. I

1:05:10

didn't like it. I didn't like it

1:05:12

at all. No, I don't like Jackie

1:05:14

Brown. I didn't like it. Killbill is

1:05:17

it's so cool like the visuals that

1:05:19

you're willing to give up a little

1:05:21

on the movie I like once a

1:05:23

time in Hollywood is a movie it's

1:05:26

amazing it's a movie and not like

1:05:28

a goofy like let's do a spoof

1:05:30

fucking Chinese or Japanese movie so it's

1:05:32

like it you can just tell it's

1:05:34

like there's a point where he was

1:05:37

like I'm just gonna like make fun

1:05:39

of movies cut almost or like just

1:05:41

bring it back and it just doesn't

1:05:43

work I just listen he gets a

1:05:46

lot of leeway because he's a good

1:05:48

storyteller. Yes. I think we all agree

1:05:50

that he's best at his like reservoir

1:05:52

dogs pulp fiction just dialogue driven character

1:05:54

driven story driven like you don't need

1:05:57

the gimmick like you said of no

1:05:59

I don't need the kill bill and

1:06:01

Jackie Brown's takes place like it's supposed

1:06:03

to be like 70s and funky and

1:06:05

it's like going yeah it's just you're

1:06:08

just trying too hard. Listen, I don't

1:06:10

expect a guy to nail it every

1:06:12

time, especially when he's writing and directing

1:06:14

everything. That's why we can't say it.

1:06:17

It can't be just 10 movies, man,

1:06:19

because a couple of them are shit,

1:06:21

so let's get back on the train.

1:06:23

I'm with rats. Like, you've got more,

1:06:25

you've got three good movies left out

1:06:28

of you, so. Well, sorry. So we

1:06:30

was talking about the soldier who takes

1:06:32

the 30 doses of the compass? Yeah.

1:06:34

So this guy this guy got separated

1:06:36

from his his like platoon and yet

1:06:39

he had like all the math for

1:06:41

the whole platoon and so he he

1:06:43

did a bunch of it like a

1:06:45

shit load of it all of it

1:06:48

What's the Finnish soldier than the World

1:06:50

War two movie where he kills everybody?

1:06:52

Well pretty much He's John wick. He

1:06:54

thought he was doing it and instead

1:06:56

he was killing imaginary creatures with what

1:06:59

he thought was a knife basically destroying

1:07:01

all his gear in like a bug

1:07:03

state where he was... And that's like

1:07:05

all the homeless in auto are the

1:07:07

same fucking thing, man. And then he

1:07:10

gets blown up by a booby trap.

1:07:12

Yeah. And lies there dead for days.

1:07:14

They come to rescue him and then

1:07:16

leave him there for another whatever seven

1:07:19

days because they got to take another

1:07:21

guy back. Fucking crazy story. And he

1:07:23

had a resting heart rate of like

1:07:25

245. And he survived. And lives to

1:07:27

be like 70 or something. Thank meth.

1:07:30

Hey, listen, that's meth. That's why the

1:07:32

whole German army was on it. Well,

1:07:34

you know what? There's benefits. You know

1:07:36

what it shows, Brett, is that if

1:07:38

you're gonna do meth, just do a

1:07:41

shit low, you can't stretch it out

1:07:43

across time. Right? We agree? You'll keep

1:07:45

all your teeth. No, just do all

1:07:47

your teeth. No, just do a huge

1:07:50

amount. If you spend one week and

1:07:52

you just fucking, just fucking vacuuming. Yeah,

1:07:54

just fucking vacuuming. And that. Just fucking

1:07:56

vacuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Some cows no we're gonna walk

1:07:58

down there and fuck them all. Yeah

1:08:01

Very important question. I have for both

1:08:03

of you that they asked in this

1:08:05

episode. If you are stuck in a

1:08:07

third world prison, who is your phone

1:08:09

call? I don't have high level people

1:08:12

like that. You have one phone call.

1:08:14

Who are you calling? And don't tell

1:08:16

me Superman or something like somebody real.

1:08:18

Who's your call? I got to call

1:08:21

my mom because she knows government. I'm

1:08:23

also calling Maxcom. Who's the guy that

1:08:25

defended OJ Simpson? And he's friends with

1:08:27

Adam Carola. Um, Durlitz? No, he's, he's,

1:08:29

he's an Armenian. No, um, uh, Kardashian.

1:08:32

He's not a Kardashian. Well, he was

1:08:34

the guy who, uh, what's said. I

1:08:36

forget what his name is. He's a

1:08:38

really good defense lawyer. Yeah, but you

1:08:40

don't know him. Shapiro? You have to

1:08:43

get somebody on the phone. You're also

1:08:45

calling that's mom. We're all calling your

1:08:47

mom. Tell her. He's like, he's like,

1:08:49

he's a emergency. Specifically I had to

1:08:52

know them because he did say it

1:08:54

can't be Superman. So you fucking, all

1:08:56

right. Sorry. That's true. That's true. Real

1:08:58

person that I don't know. I'm calling

1:09:00

Trump. He's doing the fucking. He's doing

1:09:03

the cliff. He's doing the cliffclave in

1:09:05

jeopardy. Three people have never been in

1:09:07

my kitchen. Yeah, I'm going, I'm calling

1:09:09

Trump. So let's talk about the gangs

1:09:12

in El Salvador for a second. Okay.

1:09:14

So they lock up all the gangs,

1:09:16

right? That's the whole thing. Anybody who

1:09:18

has a gang affiliation. If your city

1:09:20

was being overrun by gangs, what would

1:09:23

you expect that your police would do?

1:09:25

Kill them. If I want to be

1:09:27

mean and then have a nice... No,

1:09:29

but you would at least want them

1:09:31

locked up. So I was in El

1:09:34

Salvador probably 2006, and we had to

1:09:36

have armed escort everywhere we went and

1:09:38

like get started at. So Guatemala, same

1:09:40

thing, MS-13, all in Guatemala City, fucking

1:09:43

violent. Well yeah, and I mean like

1:09:45

there are people who live in Guatemala,

1:09:47

like just normal people like you, well

1:09:49

like me and Matt. Tormented by MS-13

1:09:51

people and like and this El Salvadorian

1:09:54

president has done the right thing is

1:09:56

like they have no Fucking murder rate

1:09:58

anymore, and I get it They're like

1:10:00

a couple of people get rounded up

1:10:02

in the mix But for the most

1:10:05

part like if you have a gang

1:10:07

tattoo, you're probably in a gang guaranteed

1:10:09

and I don't feel sorry for you

1:10:11

sorry But even those people that were

1:10:14

like sent this week or whatever were

1:10:16

not from El Salvador. They were from

1:10:18

Venezuela So they're staying in a. That's

1:10:20

not, that's probably not cool. Let me

1:10:22

ask another question. I doubt that's about

1:10:25

cops. Do you look at cops differently

1:10:27

than you look at firefighters and EMTs?

1:10:29

We've talked about this on this show.

1:10:31

Yep. Look, it's really simple. You can

1:10:33

hear three times. A firefighter is never

1:10:36

going to put you in jail. They're

1:10:38

only there to help you. No, but

1:10:40

they're all presumably there to help you,

1:10:42

right? No, if you get pulled over

1:10:45

by a cop. Correct? That's the issue.

1:10:47

Okay, so we don't like cops that

1:10:49

give us like tickets and shit. We're

1:10:51

in agreement there No, it's also you

1:10:53

know what it is. It's the attitude

1:10:56

sometimes where like Like just as an

1:10:58

example we've firemen don't have guns. Well

1:11:00

that too like weeds legal Just the

1:11:02

way cops talk to you sometimes right

1:11:04

like if you pull me over for

1:11:07

speeding, okay? I'm going 15 over the

1:11:09

limit and you pull me over the

1:11:11

limit and you pull me over I

1:11:13

don't think you need to treat the

1:11:16

ticket If I don't, they take my

1:11:18

license. You don't need to berate me.

1:11:20

You don't need to sit there. Like,

1:11:22

that's part of the issue with cops.

1:11:24

Step with coverage. I can get you

1:11:27

to step out of the car. Yeah,

1:11:29

see, that sort of stuff. Like again,

1:11:31

Simon, I get it if I'm speeding

1:11:33

and I get caught, I get a

1:11:35

ticket. That's all fine and good. Hey,

1:11:38

so it's the difference between police and

1:11:40

fire, you know, I think Matt would

1:11:42

say the line that Matt Damon says

1:11:44

what he's walking away after they're walking

1:11:47

away after they're playing after they're playing,

1:11:49

I don't remember. All the firefighters, you're

1:11:51

all homos. Getting pussy for the first

1:11:53

down and pussy, fucking homos. With that

1:11:55

thick Boston accent. Joe said he'd love

1:11:58

to have Russ Alber. right on? Yeah,

1:12:00

which is fucking cool. That's the silk

1:12:02

road guy who went to jail. And

1:12:04

got all right. Yes. Or sorry, what

1:12:06

did I say? Russ all right, Ross,

1:12:09

all right, whatever. You're off by one

1:12:11

letter and I didn't understand. Right. Because

1:12:13

Trump got him pardoned, right? Yes. He

1:12:15

is not a violent person, but given

1:12:18

a sentence of a violent person. Well,

1:12:20

no, I remember about when you watch

1:12:22

that. He didn't hang people off fucking

1:12:24

overpasses or, or, or, you know, you

1:12:26

know, you know, you know, you know,

1:12:30

Shugnight, we're looking at you. He

1:12:32

just made a platform so people

1:12:34

could buy illegal drugs and things

1:12:36

got wildly out of control. Yeah,

1:12:38

yeah. All with Bitcoin. Of course.

1:12:40

All with Bitcoin. When it was

1:12:42

probably like $70 a coin. You

1:12:44

know, it's funny is like I

1:12:46

picked my parents up from the

1:12:48

airport the other night and we

1:12:50

started talking about Bitcoin and they

1:12:52

were talking about like some crime

1:12:54

and they were like, yeah, you

1:12:56

know, nefarious crime, probably. probably paid

1:12:58

for by Bitcoin and I went,

1:13:00

I stopped. Well, no, I stopped

1:13:02

and I went, you know, I

1:13:04

went, what did nefarious crimes get

1:13:06

paid with before Bitcoin? Cold heart!

1:13:08

Yeah, I was like, there's no,

1:13:10

fucking, I was like, there's no

1:13:12

fucking difference. Yeah, I was like,

1:13:14

there's no fucking difference. I was

1:13:16

like, yeah, I don't know what

1:13:18

we're doing here. I'm not, I

1:13:20

have a problem with autonomous cars.

1:13:22

That's not like Elon Musk. No,

1:13:24

and if the person who is

1:13:26

in control of the autonomous car

1:13:28

company is nefarious, they could crash,

1:13:31

because he could program that into

1:13:33

the cars. That's, and then they'd

1:13:35

hire Ed Norton to, yes. Elon

1:13:37

Musk is like, we don't know

1:13:39

what, Elon Musk is like, Elon

1:13:41

Musk is like, his first, Hillary,

1:13:43

his cars, just keep crashing, I

1:13:45

don't know why. That's funny. How

1:13:47

much of, how much is ignored

1:13:49

by media. but will be studied

1:13:51

by historians most most things well

1:13:53

and it would be interesting to

1:13:55

look back now just on the

1:13:57

last 50 years because I bet

1:13:59

you that's proved so true. How's

1:14:01

the JFK papers going? Did you

1:14:03

see all the redactions? Trump said,

1:14:05

I guarantee no redactions. The whole

1:14:07

thing is redacted. Of course. How's

1:14:09

that going? How's that going? How's

1:14:11

that going there? Like, I just

1:14:13

saw tweets of like, we know

1:14:15

who killed JFK. Like, no, you

1:14:17

don't. If the Americans actually released.

1:14:19

Unredacted. JFK files it would prove

1:14:21

that they killed their own president

1:14:23

and they could never admit that

1:14:25

it would destroy any credibility any

1:14:27

remaining credibility that government has saw

1:14:29

so much hype of like the

1:14:31

fucking the right wing like I

1:14:33

call them influencers that think they're

1:14:35

smarter than everyone but all they

1:14:37

do is Charlotte like just pure

1:14:39

charlatans I agree political charlatans I

1:14:41

know like going it's gonna be

1:14:43

huge to be like fucking what

1:14:45

I bet you a million dollars

1:14:47

it's not well just dude I

1:14:50

love Why would Trump be

1:14:52

the guy? It's just hype because it because

1:14:54

just because because it sounds like he's the

1:14:56

that biggest of a populist Yeah, but that's

1:14:58

what I do with the people want and

1:15:01

what the people want is Ross Albright pardoned

1:15:03

one of them Mm-hmm, and then release the

1:15:05

you know release the papers, but do they're

1:15:07

playing a game. They're playing a fucking dangerous

1:15:10

game right now trying to rescind those pardons.

1:15:12

That's a fucking. That's a slippery what part

1:15:14

in what part in the basics? Trump right

1:15:17

now is trying to rescind a lot of

1:15:19

the parties that aren't because he said he

1:15:21

auto signed the auto pen which again auto

1:15:23

pen from what I've read across the board

1:15:26

is used by every government agency every You

1:15:28

can't start rescinding pardons like that's the game

1:15:30

right you get in and you get to

1:15:33

pardon who you want He's gonna get to

1:15:35

pardon who he wants on his way out

1:15:37

to do you know because this the pendulum

1:15:39

will swing This is what I'm saying. Yeah,

1:15:42

and then they will come out you just

1:15:44

don't live in this world where it's fucking

1:15:46

crazy pendulum going oh you did that we're

1:15:48

gonna do this we're like well once you

1:15:51

become present which you just have to do

1:15:53

it in handcuffs like the next person papers

1:15:55

it makes people go on the internet and

1:15:58

fucking everyone loves it and it all works

1:16:00

is a big fucking system well everybody loves

1:16:02

it that's for sure it's a big circle

1:16:04

of like you the donkey and the elephant

1:16:07

like think about all that problem oh my

1:16:09

god nothing changes that what it was a

1:16:11

donkey in an elephant yeah nothing changes the

1:16:14

United States is a seven trillion in debt

1:16:16

and it's it's gonna skyrocket as compound interest

1:16:18

in no time soon and so do I

1:16:20

short Tesla or not Go, have you seen

1:16:23

how much it's gone down? Yes. Yeah. But

1:16:25

you believe it will continue to go down?

1:16:27

I'm not talking about shorting it to zero.

1:16:29

I'm talking about betting that like by December

1:16:32

it will be down. There's a sentiment against

1:16:34

him and it's not good for business. I

1:16:36

don't know if they're selling, but I think

1:16:39

they did some crookery in Canada with fucking

1:16:41

selling that many cars. to get the last

1:16:43

rebates. Oh, I saw that, that's crazy. Yeah,

1:16:45

that's, you know that, that's a fucking. That's

1:16:48

just bolstering. So that comes out, that comes

1:16:50

out, but right now that's been mired by

1:16:52

terrorists. You know what I do like though?

1:16:55

I do like that fucking, a guy like

1:16:57

that is getting called on like, listen, you

1:16:59

own these businesses, this is what you do.

1:17:01

Man people buy with their conscience and if

1:17:04

they don't like you that's why you stay

1:17:06

the fuck out of it That's why you

1:17:08

don't tweet shit like well Apple if Apple

1:17:10

if Tim Cook was just beating babies with

1:17:13

a baseball bat I mean I don't know

1:17:15

if I want this iPhone I mean I'd

1:17:17

still buy it But it depends on what

1:17:20

kind of babies are they seals or are

1:17:22

they humans? Yeah, that's that's the what I

1:17:24

short it I don't because I wouldn't even

1:17:26

risk that I wouldn't even risk that but

1:17:29

it's I wouldn't even risk that I wouldn't

1:17:31

even risk that I just crushed them. Hear

1:17:33

me, hear me out. He has Trump in

1:17:35

his pocket. So, I just as an example,

1:17:38

I was thinking about doing it and then

1:17:40

Friday night there was a guy at trivia,

1:17:42

older guy, and he was like, yeah, I

1:17:45

drive a Tesla. And so I asked him,

1:17:47

I was like, that's interesting. I was like,

1:17:49

you obviously aren't going to return your... Tesla,

1:17:51

you bought it now, but I was like,

1:17:54

I was like, would you buy another Tesla

1:17:56

given what's going on? And he was like,

1:17:58

oh, I absolutely would never. He's like, fuck

1:18:01

Elon Musk. And I said to him, I

1:18:03

was like, so that really matters to you

1:18:05

when, like, when purchasing a vehicle. And he

1:18:07

was like, he said to me, he was

1:18:10

like, normally, it wouldn't. He said to me,

1:18:12

he was like, normally, it wouldn't. But he

1:18:14

was like, he was like, he hate someone

1:18:16

so much so much in the United States

1:18:19

so much in the United States, Like that

1:18:21

has nothing to do with the decisions being

1:18:23

made. I know that he's on the side

1:18:26

of Trump, but he didn't make those decisions.

1:18:28

If he made that decision, if he whispered

1:18:30

his ear going like, fuck Canada, then that,

1:18:32

then that, I could, I could see that

1:18:35

happening, but people are just taking Trump stuff

1:18:37

out on Tesla because there's, there is no

1:18:39

Trump properties in Canada that we could get

1:18:42

fucked. So, like, fascism used to be behind

1:18:44

closed doors. Like you didn't know the Koch

1:18:46

brothers you didn't know what they looked like

1:18:48

you made a heard their names You didn't

1:18:51

have them standing One side like you didn't

1:18:53

have them on each side of the oval

1:18:55

office desk standing there like this going Actually

1:18:57

doing the press conference. So that's the difference

1:19:00

and and you know what like if you're

1:19:02

gonna go if your job is to go

1:19:04

cutting the fat from the American government and

1:19:07

it's gonna cause Normal human beings to lose

1:19:09

their jobs. You don't show up with a

1:19:11

fucking chainsaw like this guy is like making

1:19:13

it so easy to hate him He's and

1:19:16

command like oh the best business man. No,

1:19:18

this is the worst business man. No, this

1:19:20

is the worst business I've ever seen. It's

1:19:23

not good optics. You know what that is

1:19:25

is like that's pure wolf of Wall Street

1:19:27

shit, right? That's like throwing midges. We're gonna

1:19:29

throw them You probably watch that movie and

1:19:32

I was like, I'm going to be like

1:19:34

him. But you have to remember that he

1:19:36

was a nerd and now he's getting the

1:19:38

most attention he's ever got. So he's gonna

1:19:41

act like this. That's a normal human behavior.

1:19:43

I know he has a. lot of money

1:19:45

but that money doesn't make you happy yeah

1:19:48

act like you've been there before this is

1:19:50

making him happy it's quite obvious he's having

1:19:52

fun yeah well okay and it's going to

1:19:54

cost him he's banging like he's banging like

1:19:57

right wing haughty Twitter girls if you're a

1:19:59

bill yeah you know what okay and all

1:20:01

I'm saying is it's nice to see that

1:20:03

sometimes your your actions have consequences but yes

1:20:06

he's doing that fucking dad keep doing I

1:20:08

mean Simon Brett's right, like if you if

1:20:10

you met someone who had like just never

1:20:13

been near a girl or drank until they

1:20:15

were like 30 and then at 30 they

1:20:17

win 30 million dollars and overnight they get

1:20:19

a glow up and they're at the bar

1:20:22

drinking like that guy's gonna go fucking hard

1:20:24

in the paint for the next 10 years

1:20:26

you know what I mean like he's he's

1:20:29

gonna be like in super bad is like

1:20:31

listen of course I told I totally agree

1:20:33

and if that guy if that nerd turns

1:20:35

fuck machine never went into politics we'd never

1:20:38

know about him and you know what he'd

1:20:40

get to do go on fucking like Yeah,

1:20:42

and his businesses would go on making money.

1:20:44

He just got involved just prior to Twitter

1:20:47

and that was but that's the big one

1:20:49

right so but all that's true too like

1:20:51

if he had he bought Twitter because not

1:20:54

for free speech to have a voice He

1:20:56

bought it because he was the number one.

1:20:58

Yeah, yeah, control message the same the same

1:21:00

way every rich guy buys a newspaper or

1:21:03

whatever. He's the head of the curb control

1:21:05

message and the same way like Simon's right

1:21:07

when you're when you're the richest guy in

1:21:10

the richest guy in the world clearly this

1:21:12

is about power Well, what else would you

1:21:14

do with your money? No, of course, but

1:21:16

I mean, what's the point of having all

1:21:19

that money? No, but hold on. What we're

1:21:21

saying is that I'm always Simon where it's

1:21:23

like islands, just keep doing just keep fucking

1:21:25

tens that you that have you have no

1:21:28

business fucking. Keeps bitten out zers or bammers.

1:21:30

Whatever. That's what Lex Luther does. What's his

1:21:32

name? He just fucking buys giant yachts bigger

1:21:35

than everybody else is and fucks. people who

1:21:37

loosenate whatever they want with with with Elon

1:21:39

Musk but it's like you can just see

1:21:41

what's a parent of like obviously he's a

1:21:44

funny person no no no no no he's

1:21:46

got a sense of humor that is not

1:21:48

true he is not true he is not

1:21:51

funny I will not stop yeah here's the

1:21:53

thing though is like You actually know funny

1:21:55

and you know funny people. You're doing this.

1:21:57

I get what you're doing too. You're like,

1:22:00

he's nerd funny. He's funny. He's funny. You're

1:22:02

like, yeah, you're like, if I was in

1:22:04

a room full of autists, this would be

1:22:06

the one I'd hang out. He's a funny

1:22:09

nerd. But he's not funny. No, dude. If

1:22:11

this guy was your friend, you would beat

1:22:13

the shit out of him. I'm, I'm. Brett,

1:22:16

I don't like Elon, I'm never gonna paint

1:22:18

a swastika on a Tesla. No. I'm never

1:22:20

gonna blow up a Tesla. No, I just,

1:22:22

I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know,

1:22:25

I'm like, you know, it's my own Tesla.

1:22:27

This is my opinion, and it goes as

1:22:29

far as my lips, and I don't care

1:22:32

about the rest, and I don't care about

1:22:34

the rest, and I don't care about the,

1:22:36

and it goes as far as my lips,

1:22:38

and I don't care about the rest, and

1:22:41

I don't, and I don't care about, and

1:22:43

I don't care about, and I don't care

1:22:45

about the rest, and I don't care, and

1:22:47

I don't care about the rest, and I

1:22:50

don't care, and I don't care, and I

1:22:52

don't care, and I don't care, and I

1:22:54

don't care, I don't care, but I don't

1:22:57

care, I don't care, but I don't care,

1:22:59

but I don't care, but I Dude, when

1:23:01

this guy told me he was like, it's

1:23:03

my second Tesla, I liked the car, I

1:23:06

was, I wasn't mad at him, I wasn't

1:23:08

like, you're a piece of shit, right? I

1:23:10

was just like, I get you. I don't,

1:23:12

I don't want people to spray paint swastikas,

1:23:15

I want them to vote with their dollar,

1:23:17

and that's what they seem to be doing,

1:23:19

and that's what we should do. That's true.

1:23:22

That's the only power we have, that's capitalism,

1:23:24

like, like, like perfect tea is like, like,

1:23:26

like, like, like, like, like, like, if you

1:23:28

do bad stuff, like, like, like, like, like,

1:23:31

if you do bad stuff, like, like, like,

1:23:33

like, like, like, if you do bad stuff,

1:23:35

like, like, like, if you do bad stuff,

1:23:38

like, like, like, like, like, if you do

1:23:40

bad stuff, like, like, like, like, like, like,

1:23:42

like, like, like, Well again as I'm not

1:23:44

doing it as bad stuff if you believe

1:23:47

that he's done bad stuff you don't have

1:23:49

to buy his product usually is making you

1:23:51

it usually it doesn't work Allah Jake Paul

1:23:53

you know what I mean like he still

1:23:56

makes millions of dollars so obviously people don't

1:23:58

always vote but this is the same shit

1:24:00

can happen to you son Maybe like we're

1:24:03

gonna protesters outside of your store. Of course

1:24:05

they don't even mean like because you did

1:24:07

something on this podcast and they found out.

1:24:09

This is it in closing. That's why I

1:24:12

try and not do anything bad. In closing

1:24:14

I just want to say this again I

1:24:16

think if Elon wasn't involved in this administration

1:24:19

it would be business as usual like the

1:24:21

owners except except except that his companies would

1:24:23

also get their funding cut. Yeah, because he

1:24:25

wouldn't have switched sides like here's the big

1:24:28

thing and that's the issue that a lot

1:24:30

of people have we know Look When you

1:24:32

find out that like Amazon is propped up

1:24:34

by the CIA buying their fucking cloud service

1:24:37

that stinks a little bit But but here's

1:24:39

the thing you get cheap goods for it,

1:24:41

right like my toilet paper gets delivered to

1:24:44

my door and I pay less than I

1:24:46

would going down the street to get it.

1:24:48

So that's kind of like the that's where

1:24:50

you're like okay my issue though is like

1:24:53

Jeff Basos, other than the tax breaks, he

1:24:55

isn't asking the U.S. government to fund his

1:24:57

entire operation. He also didn't get bailed out

1:25:00

by the U.S. government. Sure. And like, this

1:25:02

is my problem with Elon, is like he

1:25:04

has all this money. When he wanted to

1:25:06

buy Twitter, the money was there. $26 billion.

1:25:09

So if he wants to send rockets to

1:25:11

Mars, I don't have a problem with that

1:25:13

either. I just don't think the American taxpayer

1:25:15

should be paying for it. Does that make

1:25:18

sense? Yes. And so if you're Elon Musk

1:25:20

and you're like, I'm going to go through

1:25:22

and sweepingly clean the government, I think the

1:25:25

first thing you have to do is, like

1:25:27

any good CEO, the company's doing bad, I'm

1:25:29

not cutting jobs, I'm not taking a salary

1:25:31

this year. Because it's on me. He would

1:25:34

have to murder himself. He would have to

1:25:36

Harry Kerry right there in the middle of

1:25:38

the thing, because that's what would be best

1:25:41

for Doge. This is what I'm saying. Him

1:25:43

not being alive anymore. Well, no, not him

1:25:45

not being alive. What I'm saying though is

1:25:47

like, you get my point. If Elon did

1:25:50

this, if Elon came in and said, look,

1:25:52

the first thing I'm doing is cutting funding

1:25:54

to SpaceX, because I'm rich and I have

1:25:56

the money and, right away, that would be,

1:25:59

I would have right away, brava. Optics, optics.

1:26:01

Okay, so what you're doing is the first

1:26:03

thing you're saying is my company takes a

1:26:06

great deal of money from the public I'm

1:26:08

gonna cut that off first then I'm gonna

1:26:10

fire a bunch of people that I think

1:26:12

are useless I think then we could all

1:26:15

most of them are gonna work for me,

1:26:17

but I'm just saying we all could have

1:26:19

got my mat a little more than what

1:26:21

he's done. Anyway, I rate this one I'll

1:26:24

give it a three and a half. What

1:26:26

do you rate this episode? Just Chris. All

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name and a number? Yeah, the name

1:27:28

is Bert Cresher the number is two

1:27:30

two nine one. I thought you're gonna

1:27:32

give his phone number His number is

1:27:35

I would appreciate five two one five

1:27:37

because I have to change one letter

1:27:39

in my name and I'm Bert so

1:27:41

Burt being Burt starts this podcast by

1:27:43

making sure what good friends him and

1:27:45

Joe are. I think he did that

1:27:48

for himself. I think he wanted to

1:27:50

reassure himself. they were still friends. Yeah,

1:27:52

he was like, Joe, you give the

1:27:54

best hugs. Real just love hugs. I

1:27:56

give the best blow jobs, but you

1:27:58

give the best hugs. So that started

1:28:01

things off. And then, um, that's weird

1:28:03

for a dude six, four to say,

1:28:05

like, this five foot six guy, he

1:28:07

gives the best hugs. Well, I mean,

1:28:09

he is very strong. So maybe those

1:28:11

hugs. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:28:14

yeah. Is he not a comedian? No

1:28:16

Hubert yeah, I'm not sure is he

1:28:18

not? Well, tell us did you like

1:28:20

his tell us did you like his

1:28:22

special dude? I heard it was so

1:28:25

bad and and listen as you didn't

1:28:27

laugh once I don't think I laughed

1:28:29

once I'll tell you this though I

1:28:31

thought secret time which was like was

1:28:33

really good. Yeah So something has happened

1:28:35

within, well we know what's happened. Fame

1:28:38

has just totally gotten to this guy's

1:28:40

head and he thinks he can do

1:28:42

whatever. But you know what he's not

1:28:44

trying anymore, he's not hungry. You know

1:28:46

what I heard this and this is

1:28:48

really interesting, so in a normal time,

1:28:51

like Joe would be the elder statesman.

1:28:53

Yeah. New comedians would come in and

1:28:55

the elder statesmen get pushed further and

1:28:57

further aside Because the new guys are

1:28:59

coming in that's just how it's always

1:29:01

worked You'll have some stragglers the billbers

1:29:04

who stick around but for the most

1:29:06

part Yeah, a new crew comes in

1:29:08

yes, but because Joe has become this

1:29:10

like gatekeeper of all of comedy He's

1:29:12

keeping all his cronies around who aren't

1:29:14

funny anymore much longer than they should

1:29:17

be. And you're seeing it in some

1:29:19

of these specials, you know what I

1:29:21

mean? Like Shultz is special mediocre, Bert's

1:29:23

special mediocre. I know you don't think

1:29:25

so, but, um, isn't Joe Rogan's mediocre

1:29:28

as well? Oh, worse than mediocre, but

1:29:30

no, I was thinking of who's Bert's

1:29:32

partner, Tom's last two specials have not

1:29:34

been good. I have to. concur. But

1:29:36

he's a very funny comedian but they're

1:29:38

just like it I don't know if

1:29:41

it's because they've all gotten too rich

1:29:43

and famous is because they were supposed

1:29:45

to think they're good like are we

1:29:47

told that they're good? Oh yeah Joe

1:29:49

doesn't he talks about you know how

1:29:51

his group is the 200 only fucking

1:29:54

working comedians in the world. Do you

1:29:56

think Tim Dillon's funny? I think Tim

1:29:58

Dillon is funny. Yes. Yeah. But have

1:30:00

you but... You think he's funny on

1:30:02

a podcast? There's a difference. See, this

1:30:04

is the big difference. I haven't seen

1:30:07

his stand up. This is my point.

1:30:09

His stand up might come out and

1:30:11

be shit. Yeah, maybe. But Shane's stand

1:30:13

up is hilarious. Mark Norman, who I

1:30:15

can't stand, his stand up is hilarious.

1:30:17

His stand up is hilarious. Yes. Like

1:30:20

all of those younger guys, because those

1:30:22

are the guys who should be shining.

1:30:24

I haven't watched it. He's funny on

1:30:26

Kill Tony, but again, like, you're the

1:30:28

king of Kill Tony. Nobody's ever going

1:30:31

to tell you you're not funny. And

1:30:33

this is the problem, right? Like, if

1:30:35

you're not, Joe's whole thing is don't

1:30:37

read comments. If you're not going to

1:30:39

listen to the people, you're never going

1:30:41

to know when your time has come,

1:30:44

or when you need to pivot and

1:30:46

do something different. I would never read

1:30:48

comments. No, but hold on, Brett. If

1:30:50

you were, if you're making the kind

1:30:52

of money Joe is, you can hire

1:30:54

someone to read the comments and be

1:30:57

like, can you give me the cliff

1:30:59

notes of like where people are at

1:31:01

so it doesn't hurt my feelings, but

1:31:03

I get some constructive something out of

1:31:05

it. You need to know what the

1:31:07

temperature is. You know what I'm saying?

1:31:10

I'm not suggesting that you go out

1:31:12

there and read every troll who's writing

1:31:14

Joe or things, but he needs to

1:31:16

know if people should use the different.

1:31:18

Attination of your voice, you know, there's

1:31:20

going to be people like that. Oh

1:31:23

for sure, but like you you would

1:31:25

want to know if like your stick

1:31:27

was getting old. Yeah, because you would

1:31:29

want to pivot and that's what most

1:31:31

people do. Even just a quality of

1:31:34

guest's thing. Sure. Like if you have

1:31:36

the biggest podcast in the world. Would

1:31:38

you say Dave Chappelle's still funny? Hilarious.

1:31:40

I'm just checking, I'm just testing the

1:31:42

water. Dave does the smartest thing ever

1:31:44

though, where Dave always leaves you wanting

1:31:47

more. Even when he drops three specials

1:31:49

in like a year and a half,

1:31:51

he then fucks off. Like, dude, what

1:31:53

did he say at the end of

1:31:55

his last special? Enjoy this one, because

1:31:57

you motherfuckers won't see me for a

1:32:00

while. And we haven't. And we probably

1:32:02

won't. No, he has a Netflix deal,

1:32:04

so we will. No, that Netflix deal

1:32:06

was over. He fulfilled it. So I

1:32:08

now again, they'll always throw 150 million

1:32:10

at Dave. So whenever he needs it,

1:32:13

it's there, right? Like he'll just go

1:32:15

to them. I need a 150 million.

1:32:17

Well, no, I mean, I need 150

1:32:19

million. Well, no, I mean, I need

1:32:21

150 million. Well, no, I mean, I

1:32:24

need 150 million. Well, no, he doesn't

1:32:26

need it. But again, he doesn't need

1:32:28

it. Bits of all time where he

1:32:30

opened the first thing he says he's

1:32:32

like Anthony Bordain Had a job where

1:32:34

he flew around the world eating great

1:32:37

food and staying in luxury hotels That

1:32:39

man killed himself and he does that

1:32:41

perfect Dave Chabel thing where he says

1:32:43

he starts with that it's almost like

1:32:45

jeopardy and then he leaves you through

1:32:47

this crazy shit that has nothing to

1:32:50

do with Bordain and this one is

1:32:52

like he's like I went back to

1:32:54

my hometown and I saw this dude

1:32:56

who was like the most, the smartest

1:32:58

guy at our high school, he was

1:33:00

a genius and he was the valedictorian

1:33:03

and he ended up getting a full

1:33:05

ride. And he said, but just before

1:33:07

he went to university, he met this

1:33:09

girl and apparently he knocked her up

1:33:11

and he didn't go to university and

1:33:13

he didn't go to university and they

1:33:16

didn't last and he never saw his

1:33:18

full potential. And he said, and I

1:33:20

saw this dude working at a foot

1:33:22

locker. And then there's a long pause

1:33:24

and he goes at no point to

1:33:27

this motherfucker think about killing himself and

1:33:29

dude It's just like the the way

1:33:31

he weaves it back to that where

1:33:33

you like oh my god like the

1:33:35

same with the puncher in the pussy

1:33:37

bit where that's comedy again Yeah, yeah,

1:33:40

that's that's well crafted. No, no, there's

1:33:42

a huge difference between that and fucking

1:33:44

a stool, you know, yeah, I thought

1:33:46

this was funny because Bert's like the

1:33:48

best advice Joe ever gave me was

1:33:50

to be undeniable. You know, that's Joe's

1:33:53

advice to everyone. Like just, if you're

1:33:55

really funny, just go out there and

1:33:57

be undeniable and you'll become famous. If

1:33:59

you're undeniably funny, then the fame, everything

1:34:01

will follow. What he fails to mention

1:34:03

is that he'll have you on his

1:34:06

podcast, I don't know, 12 times to

1:34:08

use his reach to get you to

1:34:10

where like, it's not just be undeniable.

1:34:12

There are so many undeniable people out

1:34:14

there who will never get noticed. It's

1:34:16

just, it's almost insulting to hear that.

1:34:19

Like if I was Khmar, I would

1:34:21

be insulted by that. Like if I'm

1:34:23

a comedian. But that's the best part

1:34:25

is you can go. I don't think

1:34:27

you're funny. I think this is bullshit.

1:34:30

I mean I don't watch the special.

1:34:32

You get to say the same thing.

1:34:34

I don't buy a Tesla and I

1:34:36

don't have to listen to Bert Kreisher.

1:34:38

The problem is that you're forgetting that

1:34:40

Joe does live in a world where

1:34:43

like, let's say you were like, well

1:34:45

I live in a name ex country,

1:34:47

you know, I live in Poland. Yeah,

1:34:49