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Hello and welcome

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to a podcast

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of and welcome to our I'm

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Junkies, I'm Dave O 'Neill. I'm Kitty

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Flanigan, it's the sweet

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and salty the just before

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Christmas! salty roundabout just

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before Christmas. Ho-ho!

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Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Yeah, it's it's exciting. this is

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out on the before Christmas. Yep.

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Yep. So kids only three days till

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Christmas or four days? Yeah. Christmas

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Wednesday. How many sleep is that one? Three

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three Three sleeps. We thought we'd do a

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We thought we'd do a episode so that episode

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so that if we come across anything good

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you've still got a couple of days

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to go out out buy these things before

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Christmas. Yes. Just a case for any good. And

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there's still time to go to

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your... relatives Christmas party maybe today maybe

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we had had one night for my

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my brother and my

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sister -in -law just in the in

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the and then we had a had

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a Christmas thing for the people the the

1:08

street oh street party that's It was

1:10

gonna be in the park, but it be in the park

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but it you know, our had it in

1:15

their house. it in their house so it's always interesting

1:17

going to your going to and seeing your

1:19

house from their house. your You from their house.

1:21

can see quite a bit a bit house.

1:23

our house. that interesting. Yeah. Well

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Well, the kids on the new on

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the, with new neighbors will play They

1:30

can see see into the house.

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Definitely. We just sent Kerry into a spin. So... Gotta stop

1:34

all that nude wandering Kieran. Well I stop with

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that say that it's like in the I always say

1:38

that it's like always where they've always

1:40

got the shades down the others with Nicole Kidwin.

1:42

That great movie. they're all dead or something

1:44

or something. It's like living in the house. The shades are

1:46

always always down because I sunlight affects something

1:48

That's a great a great You've not

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seen the others seen any now No, spoiled it,

1:52

they're all dead. it. They're dead. Oh no, but not dead. dead.

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Not dead. There's a lot of dead

1:56

people going on. It's hard to on.

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It's hard to work out. Anyway. Good for you. Yeah

2:00

go on. Because you like things

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on on. Because you don't mind a on SBS.

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used to love SBS on a a

2:06

night, but it's all used to love SBS on

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to be rude, everyone. I used to do jokes

2:11

about world movies. Yeah, movies. Always a naked

2:13

Spanish one on a horse. meant movies.

2:15

Spanish woman on a yeah. Anyway, what have

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we got? Anyway, what have we got? Well, no boobies.

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No, sorry. Danish show called called The

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Orchestra. Oh. have you heard of

2:23

it? it? No. someone recommended it

2:25

for me. it for me. Um, who

2:27

I think who I think is... I Yeah,

2:29

think he's on radio. Yeah, I -la? Is

2:31

it Chip -a -la radio. Is it a Well,

2:33

that's why I thought you might might form a to me

2:35

when I was Well, in the I thought triple

2:37

I was a big him. here Burt wrote to

2:39

I was on the I with a break faster

2:41

in the he wanted to do work experience

2:44

with me when he was 13 station

2:46

it's worked out well for him And I was

2:48

on the Did you do? do?

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No, I said I said to him, just weird

2:52

look to have have like a hanging around with

2:54

a 40 year old man. think I a

2:56

the time. He's still I letter, I've done the time. You

2:59

still got a letter. I wrote to him, I think. Oh yeah, so Daniel

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He's always got a good recommendation

3:03

there it, he's watched it. got I'm

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up to recommendation there, and I've watched a, I'm up

3:07

to about kind of six. I

3:09

a workplace comedy it drama but

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set in an orchestra. So lots

3:14

of egos and personalities within

3:16

a Danish orchestra. orchestra. Lead

3:19

exactly. And then there's then

3:21

like the first year. Like the

3:23

first chair. Yeah, this, isn't it? the think

3:25

they all have a isn't lots of

3:27

them have all have a chair chair or then

3:29

of course there's the a all the

3:31

creatives second chair. And all the people in

3:33

the office who run orchestra, all the

3:35

got your visiting versus all the

3:37

know, in the office who run the office. it's

3:39

just a really good idea to

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set it. I haven't been to

3:44

many classical classical concerts I've been to

3:46

a few to always amazed me how

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unlike when we perform, there's a

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lack of show business show business when

3:52

just of warming up on stage just

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sort of with their shopping kind of

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like, like walking in with their shopping kind of like how

3:59

you going Gary? Oh yeah! You went to see you.

4:01

Yeah. Pay all this money. You're walking and

4:03

you're sort of like setting up stuff. You're

4:05

going, hey Penny, how you going? Oh yeah,

4:07

how was it weekend? Yeah, good Gary. Well

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that's what Penny, I remember the first time

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Penny. came on stage with me and we

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were just trying out a song at the

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comedy store and that was the bit she

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found most confronting. She said because when you're

4:20

a band you just kind of wander on

4:22

you all like kind of just tune up.

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Yeah it's cool. You know you have a

4:26

bit of a chat with each other and

4:28

then someone counts you in and you start

4:30

but there's a lot of chat and blather

4:33

before and she said you just walk out

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and go all right we're on and blah

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blah blah blah. Yeah there's no there's no

4:39

there's no Warming yourself into it. No, well,

4:41

I've been watching the jackal which is a

4:43

real I really want to watch it But

4:45

I just can't stand that guy Oh, a

4:47

red man. Oh, he red man. I just

4:50

unwatchable. You know how everyone's got Yeah, yeah,

4:52

yeah, yeah, they just go. Oh, I can't

4:54

watch anything. He's in he's mine He's he's

4:56

he's good and also we've been watching can

4:58

he be with that trout he be with

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that trout he face we've been watching better

5:02

things with Pamela Adlon which is okay there's

5:04

a lot of episodes and and also we've

5:06

been watching Bosch of course we've rewatch Bosch

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is the best yeah I haven't watched many

5:11

series of it oh it's awesome you don't

5:13

need to watch me in order though do

5:15

you no you can they're not all on

5:17

on somewhere no they're all on prime but

5:19

they used to be on SBS so people

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don't know it's about an LA detective I've

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read all the books yeah I've read all

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the books yeah Michael Conary Bosch it's it's

5:28

it's it's great anyway Let's get into it.

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Yeah, come on. It's not a TV. It's

5:32

not a TV. It's not a TV podcast.

5:34

Yeah, but it's holidays. People need some good

5:36

viewing recommendations. And Fisk, of course. Fisk on,

5:38

I view. Fisk on I view. Yeah, get

5:40

into a kid. If you haven't said, I've

5:43

still met people that said, I've just binged

5:45

Fisk. She never seen it. Like an ABC

5:47

radio produce, never seen it and was loving

5:49

it. Oh that's good. Yeah. Where's something to

5:51

discover? Oh I'm sure there's people listening that

5:53

haven't seen it. Now what Christmas-y treat are

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we going to start with, we've got quite

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a few to choose from. So this is...

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stuff to make some suggestions.

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I think we start

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with the I think we start with the

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Darlie Now it's got green and red. Rocky in

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it Yeah, okay. Now it's look like it's got

6:11

nuts. and you know it's got nuts

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as well. I have to say, I love

6:15

Rocky Road, and I love Daryl E. Doesn't look

6:17

like it's got nuts. Oh,

6:19

you know, it's got nuts

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as well. I have say,

6:24

combination of all good things Road. And I love

6:26

Rocky could live without the nuts, but

6:28

I don't mind them That's a

6:30

good like nuts. I I think it's got coconut in

6:32

it, too. It's not bad, but a in there

6:34

from the the underlying. Are you getting a Christmas

6:36

vibe? There's Is there anything you about

6:38

it? No. it? No. Should there be? I'm just be? to check

6:40

the pack at going to check check the pack. No, there's basically, I

6:42

just tasted I just tasted a of lime jelly,

6:44

which I like, because you don't get

6:46

lime jelly a lot these days, I have

6:48

to say. really taking over, really taken over, hasn't

6:50

it? Yeah I mean the fact

6:52

that they just got rid of

6:55

the green frog just just said said raspberry

6:57

almost racist almost racist against green frogs.

6:59

What green frogs. green

7:01

frogs? I might be some kind of Yeah, I

7:03

been some sort of Elon Musk be some kind of...

7:05

There's would you put in here? Must

7:08

take a flavour of Christmas, what is

7:10

it? flavor it's you that bad here?

7:12

If there's a flavor of Christmas, what is it?

7:14

or something, you know, it's

7:16

of that spice. spice. Yeah, Christmas

7:18

spice. spice. All right, well they haven't done

7:20

that, so it's quite nice. quite fact, In fact, if someone

7:22

turned turned up to that. That's good one. I'd chop up

7:25

and put it on a plate for everyone everyone a

7:27

good recommendation. a good Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I

7:29

like Get out there and get your Get out there

7:31

and get you Where do you get Daryl E. Road.

7:33

Where do you get it in now? You just get it in supermarket.

7:35

Chemists. You get everywhere it's coming. Airport, doing

7:37

better since of doing better since the

7:39

rockins down. Yeah, some of the

7:41

ladies had to hand in their giant

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bows had to hand in their giant bows, dotting shirts. I love going

7:45

going to a shop. All All right, well, that's a

7:47

win. win. Now I've got a couple of things from

7:49

the chocolate box in case anyone

7:52

is is traveling through the airport. Very very busy

7:54

days at the airport. you Because I think

7:56

you can only get these at the can't you,

7:58

chocolate box? No, no, no, no, as you've seen. in a

8:00

large Westfield shopping center. Oh, they're around. Yeah,

8:02

Well these are Christmas figures.

8:04

are Oh see this is

8:06

intriguing me. Oh, see, fun

8:08

would you like I mean, how fun.

8:10

Would you like a Christmas it's

8:12

a raspberry sherbet um, it's a raspberry

8:14

which and which. Well the Now

8:16

I the pink one, It's a But

8:19

is that, sherbert so and and then you think Now

8:21

got caramel in it? which one try the

8:23

They're pink and brown raspberry be the pink

8:25

one, one, one of each. And what figures have you

8:27

got there, Dave? I've got

8:29

a shooting star. a shooting of Okay, well

8:31

that's And I've got Sort of with

8:33

a bow on it. Well,

8:35

I've got a a, oh, a nice

8:37

that's fun with a bow is chocolate I've

8:40

Has he got a in him? Or you've

8:42

gone pink nice, that's fun. So the try pink

8:44

as well. Oh, I like the smell of it. he got

8:46

caramel in him? Oh, you've gone

8:48

pink first. No good. I'll try

8:50

pink as well. Oh, I home.

8:52

smell that? it. Just like eating.

8:55

What is that like eating a Sherbitti

8:57

soap? quite alarming. quite kind

8:59

of makes you pull a face of makes you pull

9:01

a face It's sort of white chocolate. It's sort

9:03

of white chocolate coloured pink with

9:06

really tart Sherbitt in it. not

9:08

really very nice. very nice. But Then again,

9:10

I think I might eat I might eat it. I'm

9:12

not sure. Can of have addictive? Yeah I

9:14

kind of don't mind it. think if I was alone

9:16

in the house with nothing else to eat. the house Did the

9:18

chocolate one have caramel in it? the but

9:20

not one caramel, like a caramel flavour.

9:22

in it? I've got a have a look at

9:25

this. Where are these, What are they doing? are they

9:27

doing? I love the big box, Oh,

9:29

no, that's weird it. Oh no, weird.

9:31

That's like isn't Yeah, they should

9:33

have just put a chocolate center in

9:35

it. like... Yeah, they but should is just about any

9:37

of those things? in it, a or caramel? centre,

9:40

but got also, it, that one. Why

9:42

have they - I don't understand that. of one,

9:44

that chocolate one, has

9:46

got sherbit or caramel. can taste

9:48

the flour. Yeah, I don't think think

9:50

chocolate. It's not chocolate. That's why is it? starch. That's

9:52

not chocolate. on a second. You

9:54

know what I've done? What you

9:57

done? done? What have you done? Oh, you you gluten

9:59

gluten free. Gluten free. dairy free that's why

10:01

they taste weird well that's good for

10:03

glute we have a few gluten free

10:05

listeners it's good for gluten free listeners

10:08

and for vegans yeah dairy free as

10:10

well but they are they are odd

10:12

they're weird they are odd I think

10:14

the raspberry sugar but one is better

10:17

than the brown one what are they

10:19

made what are no more I've got

10:21

I don't want to hashtag it or

10:23

whatever I'm gonna I'm gonna Walk back

10:26

my criticism and say good on them

10:28

for trying to make something good. I

10:30

just did I just did a blood

10:32

test and I've got the gluten the

10:35

gluten gene what it was called. Does

10:37

that mean you're a celiac? Only 1%

10:39

of people are celiacs that said. But

10:41

are you 1%? No. But 40% of

10:44

people have the gluten allergy gene and

10:46

I've got it. But you're not celiac.

10:48

I don't think I'm a celiac. No.

10:50

How do you get to be in

10:53

the 1% percent group? Oh you got

10:55

to do a lot of tests and

10:57

stuff. I think you feel really serious.

11:00

You got to do a lot of

11:02

attention seeking. Oh come on right in

11:04

now to Courtney and complain about what

11:06

I just said. My doctor who's been

11:09

a doctor he's as old as me

11:11

and he goes I haven't yet to

11:13

meet one celiac and he's and a

11:15

lot of people said he said look

11:18

a lot of people have celiac adjacent.

11:20

disorder. Yeah, disorder. Yeah. And he said,

11:22

and a lot of people react bad

11:24

to gluten, but they're not celiacs. Yes,

11:27

I think a lot of people are

11:29

gluten intolerant, but not necessarily a celiacs.

11:31

But it's a word that people throw

11:33

around. It's like ADHD, because I've got

11:36

a lot of friends in comedy that

11:38

say I've got ADHD, and they're all,

11:40

except for one guy, except for Tom

11:42

Siger, who actually went to see someone

11:45

and got, you got a psychologist. Yeah,

11:47

well I think everyone's diagnosed himself with

11:49

ADHD. Anyway, look if you really have

11:51

it like Tom had and get medication

11:54

and stuff, it can be, it can

11:56

change your life. But it is very

11:58

popular. It's very popular. What

12:06

is next? Okay so next we're

12:08

going to try milk, what is

12:10

next? Okay so next we're going

12:12

to try milk chocolate white cream

12:15

sanders again from the chocolate box

12:17

because I've been doing a bit

12:19

of... I love airports. I also

12:21

like, I don't know why I

12:23

find the chocolate box shop comforting.

12:25

Even though they still haven't returned

12:27

the proper chocolate to their pretzels,

12:29

despite everything else in that shop

12:31

being real chocolate, they refused to

12:33

put real chocolate on the pretzels.

12:35

And despite your emails. And in

12:37

the Melbourne airport, they're still in

12:39

the corridor. They are in the

12:41

corridor, yeah. And the ladies said

12:43

it makes it really hard to

12:45

go to the toilet. Wow. Because

12:47

she's got to close up her

12:49

shop. Yeah, she got to put

12:51

all nets and stuff over it.

12:53

Just leave. Just go. That's what

12:55

I said. Oh look after it,

12:57

you go. She comes back, I've

12:59

got a little chocolate on my

13:01

face. How'd you go? Yeah, fine.

13:03

Okay, so these are nice little

13:05

four-wept centers. They do look good.

13:07

And they're supposed to have like

13:09

a white cream center. It's not

13:11

really any flavor, is it? I

13:13

don't mind it. What's that like?

13:15

That's a little bit European or

13:17

something. Yeah. It's not Marsapani, but

13:19

it kind of is Marsapani. Marsapan,

13:21

interestingly, being one of the oldest

13:23

Christmas treats. It's been a long

13:25

time since we've had lame research

13:27

on this podcast Dave. Well, you've

13:29

done a bit. Okay, Marsapam was

13:31

a Christmas cheat. Marsapam was, yeah,

13:33

one of the first kind of

13:35

sweeties. and yeah was used at

13:37

Christmas. The Germans and the Austrians

13:39

are always into Mazzapin. And they

13:41

were being developed. adopters of Christmas,

13:43

weren't that? Yeah, and that's going

13:45

to bring us up to our

13:47

next. Well, isn't it interesting to

13:49

me? I haven't mentioned anyone mentioned

13:51

Mars or Panty, other night I

13:53

was doing a gig, and I've

13:55

got this bit where I talk

13:57

about how vaping is targeted to

13:59

young people with bubble gum and

14:01

stuff, and we should bring in

14:03

flavors than only old people like.

14:05

Run and raisin. Old gold. Were

14:07

there's originals. That's what I do

14:09

that one, don't worry. Marsapan and

14:11

gets nothing I go yeah no

14:13

no I don't think anyone knows

14:15

what it is but it's a

14:17

good guess I think you're right

14:19

I think you're right he was

14:21

too abovey station there yeah yeah

14:23

he was too smart yeah too

14:25

smart for the average crowd so

14:27

I was funny that you mention

14:29

Marsapan because this guy yelled out

14:32

the other night well they they

14:34

often have these um Christmas treats

14:36

you used to always be able

14:38

to buy them in David Jones

14:40

they were I think Austrian and

14:42

they were always like chocolate wrapped

14:44

Marsapan Oh yes! Remember that? Yeah,

14:46

yeah, and also, yeah, yeah, and

14:48

nugar. And as a kid, you'd

14:50

always kind of just suck the

14:52

chocolate off and spit the Mars

14:54

Pan. Yeah, Mars Pan was weird.

14:56

It's like a nugari kind of.

14:58

Well, it's a weird texture and

15:00

it's almond-flavored. Yeah, that makes it

15:02

difficult. I actually don't mind it,

15:04

but just a little bit. I

15:06

didn't ever want those Marsapan fruits.

15:08

You know how they mold whole

15:10

fruits out of Marsapan Marsapan and

15:12

then colour of Marsapan pan and

15:14

then colour them, and then colour

15:16

them. The icing is marzapping on

15:18

a wedding cake. Yeah. Because you

15:20

think, oh, this is going to

15:22

be awesome. And then you're into

15:24

it, you're like, no, not awesome.

15:26

Yeah, that white icing. Not awesome.

15:28

But now we're going to try

15:30

Kit Kat have brought out candy

15:32

canes for Christmas, candy cane flavoured

15:34

kit cat. So it's white chocolate

15:36

kit cat with, I guess, candy

15:38

cane in the middle. Can you

15:40

count flavor? But here's some fun

15:42

facts for you. Not fun facts.

15:44

It's lame research. More lame research.

15:46

You've been working. Well, I felt

15:48

like we haven't done any lame

15:50

research on this podcast for a

15:52

long time and I thought that's

15:54

really lame. That we haven't even,

15:56

like how lame is that? It's

15:58

like lame. squared we

16:00

haven't done any done

16:02

any. But candy canes invented around

16:04

1640 in 1640. the

16:06

German. Germany. choir Of course

16:09

wanted to shut the kids up like you

16:11

know while who wanted to. was shut

16:13

the kids up. I went to the candy

16:15

you know, while the performance was happening. So I

16:17

went to sugar and said, can you give me

16:19

some sugar sticks? like give them shut the kids

16:21

up put in their their mouth. That one wanted

16:23

something big in their mouth in their mouth. And he said,

16:25

bend and bend the top of them. So

16:27

the story goes, bend them around so that

16:29

they. they are like a a shepherd's crook so

16:31

bit more a bit more the nativity scene

16:34

but they were white until the the they

16:36

didn't put the stripes on them until

16:38

the stripes on just until a Bob -o they

16:40

were of. white. and then says, of. Yeah,

16:42

I mean, now you know, not everyone,

16:44

but the Christian people the say that

16:46

the say cane is really cane is a just

16:48

a jay, a J for Jesus. Jesus. Do

16:51

they say that? Yeah, apparently. And

16:53

that the white represents the

16:55

purity purity you know, know, Jesus

16:57

blood. Jesus blood. blood.

17:00

Wow, I I guessed it. Yeah, Jesus blood.

17:02

He died for you. That puts

17:04

a lovely spin on your candy

17:06

cane, doesn't it? a J for Jesus

17:08

with some Jesus It's a jay for Jesus with

17:10

bit of blood and a bit of, bit of white for

17:12

know, the Oh, a bit weird.

17:14

How are they? know, something. How are they? No,

17:16

no good. How do you feel about a candy cane?

17:18

I don't really like don't no, no one likes No, no one them?

17:20

No, them? I don't get anyone likes them. anyone

17:22

likes them. interesting given they've survived since

17:24

1640. survived since 1640. they would have

17:26

got rid of them somewhere. them, know would

17:28

have got would have been a treat you

17:31

know what i mean porridge would have know a

17:33

treat, you know what I mean? would have been amazing

17:35

in 1640 You don't like that, Dave. I like

17:37

that. been amazing in 1640. You don't like that, Dave,

17:39

I like that. I like that. You

17:42

like like that? it's it's kind of like

17:44

a toothpaste toothpaste flavor. It is bit. I don't

17:46

mind it. don't mind it. Oh no, it's too. No, I

17:48

I don't eat that. that's, that's, peppermint,

17:51

candy cane candy Yeah, I like it. Yeah,

17:53

like it? You like it. it? Yeah, it's white

17:55

chocolate. You kept them for

17:57

Christmas chocolate. You kept them for Christmas Day? Oh,

17:59

I think. Good. Now are you going

18:01

to do a Christmas blind test

18:03

for me before we get to

18:05

our lollies? They've bought out a

18:07

Christmas chip. A Christmas chip? Oh!

18:09

Things have bought out a Christmas

18:11

chip. Wonderful. Shall I leave the

18:13

room? Leave the room and I'll

18:15

just get a bowl. Could you

18:17

grab me a... Yeah, you... I

18:19

don't know where the bowls are.

18:21

I don't want you to surf

18:23

me. I'm not into the... what

18:25

is... I'm not into the... what

18:27

is it? Stuff anyway, okay. Oh

18:29

so excited I thought kitty would

18:31

have seen these I reckon some

18:33

of you guys would have seen

18:35

these things have bought out a

18:37

honey glazed ham chip and look

18:39

at the packet I'll put the

18:41

photo on Facebook anyone's been drawn

18:43

on Facebook group by the way

18:45

and We talk about stuff. I'm

18:47

on there. I think I think

18:49

one scoop lurks in there sometime.

18:51

Kitty's not but I do put

18:53

her comments in there. Um, anyway,

18:55

it's glazed ham. Let's see what

18:57

it says Things of the original

18:59

thing cut chip. Yeah, we know

19:01

that cut just right to correct

19:04

the perfect one. Oh, whatever they

19:06

don't even mention Christmas. Oh, it's

19:08

vegetarian Okay, all right, sorry stop

19:10

the rustling Oh God, yeah, they

19:12

smell like ham That might ham

19:14

him him off the bone. Who's

19:16

having out for the bone? And

19:18

when when's Christmas? When's Christmas? Come

19:20

back come in kitty. I'm free

19:22

I'll take this time to mention

19:24

that I'm doing Perth fringe Yeah,

19:26

in January, so come along junkies

19:28

fans. I offer me junkies fans

19:30

in Perth. But you're doing Perth

19:32

fringe. Tickets on sale now. Oh,

19:34

so I was just doing that.

19:36

A wonderful Christmas gift. What a

19:38

Christmas gift! Also doing Adelaide and

19:40

Melbourne. Oh, well, another wonderful Christmas

19:42

gift for people. Yeah. All right,

19:44

so what's your show called, Dave?

19:46

Sucked in. So that's what you'll

19:48

feel like at the end of

19:50

50 minutes of me. Oh, I'll

19:52

suck in. meaty oh god strong

19:54

meat oh my god what is

19:56

it roast goose that is

19:58

There's a strong

20:00

meat. Oh no. Well you got,

20:02

it is meat. First of all, I

20:04

need to take back what I said

20:06

about those peppermint kick you cats. I'm

20:09

really First of all, I need to take back what

20:11

I said about those peppermint the other really not enjoying it

20:13

once I went into the other room and went, I've

20:15

it's, it really is like. I can brush my

20:17

teeth like a flower. Yeah, you could one and think you've

20:19

brushed your teeth think lie in

20:21

bed going, I brushed my

20:23

teeth, didn't I? You'd lie in bed going, I

20:25

brushed didn't. didn't I? That's it's salty.

20:27

you didn't. Okay, it's salty. Yep. it gravy

20:29

flavoured? No, no, no, no. It

20:31

does taste like gravy. It does taste

20:33

Yeah it does. It's kind not

20:35

needing any more. Yeah, it does.

20:38

it a Christmas eating anymore. Okay. Is

20:40

it a Christmas meat? Yep. Yeah,

20:42

we, possibly turkey. No. No, no,

20:44

no. Especially American Day on the radio.

20:46

And they don't eat turkey. I've been

20:49

doing radio on ABC

20:51

and they don't do turkey

20:53

And Christmas do turkey at Christmas there. No,

20:55

it's just a I do it to

20:58

ducking Yeah. Do English thing? it. No, No, that's

21:00

American to Duckins. That's America. Um, hmm. I don't think

21:02

many people do do to which is which

21:04

is a turkey inside a a duck or

21:06

something, duck or I think isn't it? I think it's

21:08

a... To a duck and a turkey duck and chicken. A chicken

21:10

duck a duck, inside a turkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen a

21:12

I've seen a photo of it to, used

21:14

to, there there was a year where you could could buy them

21:16

at Audi. Oh, it's disgusting. It's

21:19

disgusting. That seems like society has

21:21

ended Okay, so I so

21:23

I can't think what, what a... Oh, is it

21:25

ham? Yes. Yes, now I can now see taste it,

21:27

it's salty meat. Very good. What good

21:29

what sort of a special

21:31

Christmas. Yes. Glazed? Glazed with... If only got

21:33

one more thing to

21:35

pick, I'm gonna say be... I'm going to

21:37

say maybe so close, there is a

21:39

sweetness, there is a sweetness. a sweetness. It It

21:41

wouldn't be be maple. No, very close. That's not,

21:44

not that's classic sweet thing that nature

21:46

provides for nature Is it for us.

21:48

Yeah it honey? Yeah. Honey glazed ham. And they're

21:50

they're not good. you know, they're all

21:52

right. all right. They're not as bad as

21:54

some of the ones we've had had. they're very

21:56

very hammy. Very hammy. a a that is

21:58

a salty chip. chip. Yeah, well that's

22:00

amazing. That's great. Look at the

22:03

packet, I'll take a photo. It's

22:05

Christmas, it's like a bad Christmas

22:07

jumper. Yeah, it is. So I

22:09

would say, you know, if you

22:12

can find them people, I mean,

22:14

that's a fun game to play.

22:16

Oh, perfect. Do a bit of

22:18

a blind test. You're always looking

22:21

for games because you run out

22:23

of conversation with the relatives very

22:25

quickly because there's so many topics

22:27

that can't be on the table.

22:30

Yeah, there's Pro Trump, there's all

22:32

sort of stuff. Got a lot

22:34

of Pro Trump as in your

22:36

family, have you? Oh, well, yeah,

22:39

Uncle Kevin. He's not going to

22:41

be there. But anyway, he would

22:43

say, he was just provocative. Okay.

22:45

Yeah, so get some honeyglazed ham

22:48

fins and, um, play, guess this

22:50

flavour. Mm. Mm. We're gonna end.

22:52

We're gonna end. We're gonna end

22:54

with... This made me laugh and

22:57

laugh. Well, Alan's, I mean, this

22:59

is a thing about Christmas now.

23:01

Like... 10 years ago there were

23:03

no specific Christmas lollies. Exactly. And

23:06

you know what's disturbing? I looked

23:08

in Woolley's today where I discovered

23:10

those great... Remember those lollies that

23:12

we had last year? The South

23:14

Australian... Yes I do. The giant

23:17

bag of... Yeah, foam foam lollies,

23:19

jubes and it was a brilliant

23:21

mix. Yep. I'm sad report I

23:23

couldn't find them. Oh gone. Because

23:26

remember they were going out of

23:28

business. Yeah because they were moving

23:30

location. Oh, they were there this

23:32

one? Someone else on Facebook said

23:35

they couldn't find them. Oh, that's

23:37

disappointing. But anyway, what we have

23:39

got is the Allen's festive faves,

23:41

which... There's a picture of Santa

23:44

and some bells. It's a picture

23:46

of Santa, but Santa kind of

23:48

mixed with an evil clown? Yeah.

23:50

It's like evil clown, Santa. Bells

23:53

with faces and a Christmas tree

23:55

with a face. Now at first

23:57

I... kind of

23:59

thought. of thought they're throwing

24:01

shit at the wall, but then the other part

24:03

of me, Dave, part of me Dave almost like they've

24:06

brought back a bag of big red

24:08

and green frogs, of so I'm kind of

24:10

excited. frogs so I'm And so all they

24:12

are yeah and so all they are and green frogs in

24:14

different shapes. I'll read it. Celebrate

24:16

the festive season with the

24:18

it celebrate the bursting with strawberry

24:20

and lemon bag of elms festive phase the

24:23

hell? strawberry and lemon green one

24:25

lemon. what the hell so is the is a green

24:27

one lemon lemon They're not like a

24:29

frog at all. at all. We've got red like Santa's. Oh,

24:31

that's um, oh, that's strawberry. Oh, Bert. Have

24:34

we got green boughs? No, they're stars. They're

24:36

that's um, Oh, you've that's

24:38

stars. You've got Christmas And we've

24:40

got I mean, the fact that the stars. they can just

24:42

put their same old shit lollies into

24:45

mean the fact that they and just put their

24:47

same old you is into different shapes and just it is.

24:49

them at you is back a bag of what it

24:51

is. Just bring back a bag of green and

24:53

red frogs say they're Christmas frogs. Everyone

24:55

would like that much better than

24:57

this bag of shit. than this bag of a

24:59

bag of shit. of shit. Oh, Oh, there

25:01

I've said it, Dave. There's my my

25:03

Christmas spirit. a little thing a let's

25:05

talk. going, let's talk. talk. Can you

25:07

all right? going going to let

25:09

Nestle, know. a bag of

25:12

shit. No, shit. serving three serving

25:14

three pieces. That's optimistic.

25:16

And also, they've got all They've

25:18

got all these different dumb

25:20

shapes and yet only two colors. Lazy and shit is

25:22

what you know what they've gone

25:25

for, the green and and

25:27

the Christmas Christmas colors. Christmas frogs. make

25:29

two things people like. Two things green

25:31

frogs like. Red got

25:33

green frogs. for festive

25:36

got like a recipe for You can

25:38

make a rocky road out of this. Rocky Road. You

25:40

can make a rocky road think

25:42

so. this. Yeah, right. Don't I will

25:44

say these, quite like the red ones. say this. I quite like

25:46

the red only half a bag It's only

25:48

half a bag of shit, is it? Um, It contains

25:50

wheat and gluten. Well, as as we

25:52

know, I'm no gluten intolerant. red

25:55

red ones are pretty good, guys. The

25:57

strawberry one, you don't you don't mind the

25:59

strawberry one? one. I don't mind the

26:01

lime ones, but they're actually lemon.

26:03

Well, there you go. I'm gonna

26:05

keep this in the car. A

26:07

little car lolly. And of course,

26:09

just both of responsibly, yeah, you

26:12

know they're going to get thrown

26:14

out, don't you? Okay, well there

26:16

we go, yeah, the festive faves.

26:18

That's our tips for Christmas, guys.

26:20

Yeah, I think there's some good

26:22

tips in there. We've saved you

26:24

some money, don't buy certain things,

26:26

we've given you, Christmas chips. They're

26:29

not ideal and then festive faves.

26:31

Half a bag. There'll be a

26:33

conversation starter anyway. I think also

26:35

you could actually get a platter

26:37

together. Candy cane, kit cats. I

26:39

mean they're not great but they

26:41

are again they're a conversation starter.

26:43

Yeah they look festive and they'll

26:45

be. I would say why not

26:48

bring out these things and put

26:50

a spittoon in the middle of

26:52

the table. Do some Christmas spitten.

26:54

And time it so when Uncle

26:56

Kevin goes. You know this this

26:58

nuclear thing actually sounds sounds good.

27:00

Bang! Danny Kane! Kit Kat comes

27:02

out! We had that relative from

27:05

the other night, one of the

27:07

partners said, we should consider you,

27:09

and I'm like, oh God, here

27:11

we go. Maybe we should, I

27:13

don't know enough about it, but

27:15

anyway. We'll be back on Christmas

27:17

Day, Dave, because that's the kind

27:19

of people we are, we're going

27:22

to work Christmas morning, we're going

27:24

to work Christmas morning, and swap

27:26

a few gifts. And good traveling

27:28

down here. There'll be no traffic.

27:30

It'll be great. You'll be here

27:32

really quickly, really quickly. I'll leave

27:34

my family at home. Let's be

27:36

honest. They're all teenagers. And I

27:39

was only saying to my 21

27:41

year old son today, all in

27:43

the world for Christmas, I said,

27:45

well, mate, you're not getting much.

27:47

Because you're 21 now, for Christmas,

27:49

I said, well, you're old. I

27:51

don't need anything. I don't need

27:53

anything. I don't need anything. I've

27:56

got everything and more. Maybe another

27:58

dog. be nice. No I can't.

28:00

No I saw you wouldn't handle,

28:02

no I can't. No I would.

28:04

accommodating okay well

28:06

We'll be back on Christmas we'll be but

28:08

until then, go out and get

28:10

yourself plenty of stuff for your Christmas

28:12

yourself plenty of stuff for your

28:15

Christmas table. True true.