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at at Leviathan It's It's and
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I'm really happy to
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get the chance to
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reach out to all
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of you and send
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out the warmest holiday
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wishes to everyone that's
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listened and supported Leviathan
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for over a decade.
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As many of you
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know, for the Christmas
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season means a lot
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to us the we've been
2:07
trying to put out
2:10
a new Christmas episode
2:12
every year. We've done
2:14
one set in Leviathan
2:16
and another following done one
2:19
set in Leviathan and Lecent. And this year
2:21
we really wanted to do another one, but
2:23
I'm really sorry to say that we just
2:25
didn't have the time and resources to pull
2:28
one together this year. But that's for a
2:30
very good reason. You see, we've been working
2:32
really hard over the past year, actually two
2:34
years, to prepare for effectively a relaunch of
2:37
our studio. And it starts with the Invenios
2:39
expedition. This is a new show we have
2:41
coming out in February and is our second
2:43
Leviathan Chronicle Spinoff. And it follows the adventures
2:46
of Tully and Oberlin Oberlin. discovering the Alondo
2:48
Cortez shipwreck at the end of the Leviathan
2:50
Chronicles. As some of you learned in our
2:53
epilogue episode, Tullian Oberlin used the money they
2:55
collected from the shipwreck to build their dream
2:57
research boat, the Invenios. Our lead sound designer
2:59
Robin has outdone himself with sound effects that
3:02
give the new show a more cinematic field
3:04
than we've ever had, and Luke, our composer,
3:06
has written such a dynamic, exciting soundtrack. And
3:08
I'll be honest with you. It's the biggest
3:11
show we've ever done. I think we're close
3:13
to 100 actors over 13 episodes and we
3:15
really wanted to bring all the excitement of
3:17
a summer action movie to your headphones. In
3:20
fact, if you want, you can listen to
3:22
a fully finished episode right now on our
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new Patriot page. It's one of the first
3:26
episodes in the Invenios Expeditions and it gives
3:29
you a sneak peek at some of the
3:31
new characters and factions that are going to
3:33
be shaping the larger Leviathan universe in the
3:35
season to come. We're really excited about this
3:38
new Patriot page. We just launched it a
3:40
few months ago, and it's got our entire
3:42
archive of ad-free episodes from all of our
3:45
shows, including bonus content back from when we
3:47
started in 2008, as well as soundtracks, audio
3:49
books, concept art, and more. We're going to
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try and make this the new center of
3:54
the Leviathan community, and it's where I'll be
3:56
communicating directly with our listeners, and we would
3:58
love to have you as a member. Just
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go to patron. slash Leviathan Chronicles, and it's
4:03
super easy to sign up. Dude, you gotta
4:05
come downstairs. Dude, what the hell? What are
4:07
you doing? I'm in the middle of- Sir,
4:09
come on. You gotta come quit. You're not
4:12
gonna believe- It's crazy. Robert, dude, you know
4:14
you're not allowed in the secret layer until
4:16
you finish cutting all the sound effects. Forget
4:18
those, this is more important. More important than
4:21
sound effects? What are you talking about? You
4:23
gotta come downstairs, man. There's something you gotta
4:25
see. Something, something really weird is happening. But
4:28
I'm in the middle of giving our holiday
4:30
message out to all of our listeners. Nobody
4:32
cares, man. Really, I'm coming. Damn. So much
4:34
for Christmas. And watch out for that duck!
4:37
Oh come on, that was just a sound
4:39
effect. You do the same type of thing
4:41
when you write the narration. Come on, hurry,
4:43
you gotta see this. Okay, okay, jeez. Christov
4:46
speltly exited the recording studio. You know we
4:48
can hear that? And moved like a sleek
4:50
pamfard down the stairs of the Leviathan audio
4:52
secret lair. Dude, this is just your brother's
4:55
house. It's not a secret layer. Okay, now,
4:57
now, will you just tell me, what the
4:59
hell, what the hell, what the hell, you
5:01
drag me, you drag me all the way
5:04
down the way down the way down the
5:06
way down the way down here down here
5:08
for? You know, I only do these annual
5:11
updates once a year to... Look! Robin swept
5:13
his hand across the living room. All the
5:15
Christmas ornaments are gone. A fur tree stood
5:17
in the corner, bare and unadorned. What the
5:20
hell happened to our tree? Lacking ornaments and
5:22
tensile. And what about all the presents we
5:24
had? Under the tree, where'd they go? I
5:26
don't know. It was like the ornaments. All
5:29
the presents just suddenly vanished. Man, that sucks.
5:31
I got your manscaper by the way. By
5:33
the way. Look at the stockings. Christoff and
5:35
Robin felt a slight cool breeze enter the
5:38
room and watch the stockings dissolve into the
5:40
air like thin silver smoke. Dude, what is
5:42
happening? Oh my god, look at your train!
5:44
A small model train chugged along the floor
5:47
passing by Christoff and Robin's feet before it
5:49
started to grow silvery and translucent. Who's
5:53
that? It must be Luke. He's supposed to drop
5:55
by so we can listen to the soundtrack for
5:57
the new show. Hey,
6:01
you guys! Luke! Luke!
6:03
You gotta turn down
6:06
your hero music! You're
6:08
not fighting Mr. T-in-law!
6:11
So what happened? Okay,
6:13
okay, all right, so
6:16
I was in Macy's,
6:18
buying a manscaper, when
6:21
all of a sudden,
6:23
the Christmas tree in
6:26
the middle of the
6:28
store vanished into thin
6:31
air. And then all
6:33
the Christmas music went
6:36
away and got replaced
6:38
with Van Halen. Whoa,
6:41
dude. Wait, Van Halen
6:43
or Van Hagar? Hagar!
6:46
Oh! It's like everywhere
6:48
we look, Christmas is
6:51
disappearing! But how can
6:53
that be? A
6:57
heavy-set man in a red velvet
6:59
suit and white beard stood near
7:01
the window of the living room.
7:03
Is that who I think it
7:06
is? It can't be. Our secret
7:08
layer of security sucks. Look out
7:10
the window! Outside the window, a
7:13
floating red sleigh hovered in the
7:15
air, suspended over the surrounding moat,
7:17
filled with man-eating crocodiles. Dude, give
7:20
it up. Your brother doesn't have
7:22
a moat, and those crocks swam
7:24
into the sewers years ago. Sh-!
7:27
So who are you? Well, I'm
7:29
not David Lee Roth. I think
7:31
I know who you are. Your
7:33
Santa Claus. Someone's catching on. What
7:36
are you doing in our secret
7:38
lair? I'm here because I need
7:40
your help to save Christmas. Dude,
7:43
it's a clear night outside. But
7:45
Santa, I'm Jewish. Look, look, Santa.
7:47
I know we just look like
7:50
really courageous heroes, but... Really? We're
7:52
just audio drama producers. Oh, trust
7:54
me. There's no confusion on... My
7:57
part? Then how can we help?
7:59
Well, I'm sure you've noticed some
8:01
of the strange events going on
8:03
around the world. Robin's train is
8:06
gone. My manscaper disappeared and Lo's
8:08
hero music is still too loud.
8:10
Santa, everything's disappearing like a Thano's
8:13
snap. Can you tell us what's
8:15
going on? I'm afraid all is
8:17
not well in the North Pole.
8:20
It's why I need your help.
8:22
It's how we will save Christmas.
8:24
I'm Jewish. Why us, Santa? Because
8:27
no one understands the threads of
8:29
the immortal world better than you,
8:31
and I need your assistance with
8:33
one specific group of immortals. The
8:36
Darkwater agents? The Honor Guard of
8:38
Leviathan? The Sea Snake Division? Oh,
8:40
that's nice callback. No, no, this
8:43
is a group that a vanch
8:45
lion created very early in Leviathan's
8:47
history. Who, Santa? The elves on
8:50
the North Pole. Dude, it's not
8:52
even raining outside. Santa, what happened
8:54
to your elves? Did you run
8:57
out of candy canes? Global warming?
8:59
Did you know that candy canes
9:01
are like red bowl for elves?
9:03
They use them to kind of...
9:06
The elves have gone rogue! Wait,
9:08
hold up, like your Christmas elves,
9:10
the ones that make toys and
9:13
you know, work for you? Yes,
9:15
exactly. They're angry, tired, and now...
9:17
They've unionized. Frankly, I've been an
9:20
advocate of equitable labor law. Maybe
9:22
they need a candy cane now
9:24
and then, so that they don't,
9:27
you know, like what? Wait, wait,
9:29
wait, they unionized? How's that even
9:31
possible? Aren't they like a public
9:33
service? No, no, they formed an
9:36
immortal workers union, but they've taken
9:38
it too far. And now they've
9:40
stolen the Christmas spirit as a
9:43
bargaining chip. Wait. How do you
9:45
even steal the Christmas spirit? Is
9:47
it like a thing? Oh, it's
9:50
a thing. It's a very powerful
9:52
thing. It's the magical essence that
9:54
powers all. of Christmas. Without it
9:57
the holiday ceases to exist. Hold
9:59
on, let me get this straight.
10:01
Your elves formed a union, got
10:04
pissed, and then stole your Christmas
10:06
spirit? Yes. And now they've hidden
10:08
it deep within the North Pole.
10:10
It's completely cut off from my
10:13
magic and the entire holiday is
10:15
collapsing. So this is why my
10:17
tree disappeared. Yes, without the Christmas
10:20
spirit, holy joy fades! A Decorations
10:22
vanish, presence disappear, and... Van Hager
10:24
takes over all the playlists. Exactly.
10:27
It's chaos. Okay, Santa, listen, we're
10:29
with you so far, but why
10:31
do you need us to fix
10:34
this? I mean, you're Santa Claus.
10:36
You've got flying reindeer, a magical
10:38
sleigh, and a whole army of...
10:40
Oh, wait, right, the elves. Precisely.
10:43
You see, Kristof, Robin, Robin, Luke,
10:45
you're the perfect team. I mean,
10:47
I... I'm flattered but Sano we're
10:50
not exactly save the world material
10:52
on the contrary Christoff your narration
10:54
literally alters reality you can guide
10:57
us through the most treacherous parts
10:59
of the North Pole with your
11:01
words okay but but what if
11:04
I narrate us straight into an
11:06
avalanche or something oh we'll take
11:08
that risk Robin your sound effects
11:10
have power in the North Pole
11:13
they can create diversions open magical
11:15
barriers or some in a duck
11:17
duck Well, we'll work on that.
11:20
What about me, Santa? Well, Luke,
11:22
your music can inspire and stir
11:24
the soul. It has the power
11:27
to rally even the angriest of
11:29
elves. Cool. I've always wanted to
11:31
start a North Pole mosh pit.
11:34
But wait, Santa, the North Pole
11:36
is thousands of miles away and
11:38
the secret layer mobile is in
11:40
the shop. How do we even
11:43
get there? With this. Santa stepped
11:45
back. and dramatically gestured to the
11:47
open window, where his gleaming red
11:50
sleigh hovered, glowing with Christmas magic.
11:52
Dude, that's a floating sleigh. Quick,
11:54
pop a board, we're heading for
11:57
the North Pole. Whoa, does it
11:59
have sea warmers? No. Wait. Okay,
12:01
hold on. You're telling me you
12:04
want us to jump into your
12:06
slave, fly to the North Pole,
12:08
fight a unionized Alpha uprising, and
12:10
somehow rescue the Christmas spirit. Wasn't
12:13
that why you got into audio
12:15
drama in the first place? Yeah.
12:17
As a matter of fact, it
12:20
is. So what do your boys
12:22
say? What the hell? I'm in.
12:24
Me too. But I call shotgun
12:27
and I'm DJing the ride. Fine,
12:29
I'm in. But if I end
12:31
up narrating my own death, I'm
12:34
holding each of you responsible. And
12:36
with that, the brave, if slightly
12:38
underqualified production team, climbed aboard Santa's
12:40
sleigh that hovered outside their window.
12:43
So, what happens if we don't
12:45
pull this off? You don't want
12:47
to know. It's Van Hagar forever,
12:50
isn't it? Santa Slade shot forward
12:52
like a rifle, yet none of
12:54
the passengers felt a single jolt
12:57
of momentum. This is amazing! The
12:59
world blurred beneath them in a
13:01
kaleidoscope of color. Stars shimmered above
13:04
their frosting lights twinkling as the
13:06
sleigh carved a path through the
13:08
moonlit sky. Look casually leaned over
13:10
the side, letting his hand cut
13:13
through the icy mist trailing behind
13:15
them. We're literally above the clouds!
13:17
Hey, is that a Czech sleigh
13:20
engine light? Yeah, ignore that. Santa,
13:22
how much longer until we get
13:24
to the North Pole? Oh, not
13:27
far now. Hold on, Luke, we're
13:29
about to breach the Christmas veil.
13:31
What's the Christmas veil? It's a
13:34
protective barrier that keeps the North
13:36
Pole hidden from the motor world.
13:38
It's powered by magical energy. Mostly,
13:41
uh, candy cam residue and good
13:43
vibes about dumb hanks. Hoh-hoh-huh-huh. Race
13:45
yourselves! Suddenly, the sleigh
13:47
lurched forward, and the sky
13:49
turned a vivid green, swirling
13:52
like a cosmic whirlpool. I
13:54
told you guys about big
13:56
candy cane energy! The sleigh
13:58
zipped through the nest and
14:00
just as quickly... as it
14:02
began, it ended. The clouds
14:04
parted revealing a breathtaking view
14:06
of the North Pole. Santa?
14:09
Is that an entire city
14:11
made out of gingerbread? It
14:13
was. Below them, the iconic
14:15
candy-colored buildings of Santa's workshop
14:17
were eerily dark. The peppermint
14:19
streetlights flickered weakly, and the
14:21
once bustling town square was
14:23
deserted. Oh no. It looks
14:26
abandoned. Santa? What? What happened
14:28
here? The elves. They abandoned
14:30
their stations. Toy production is
14:32
ground to a halt without
14:34
the Christmas spirit. The entire
14:36
workshop shut down. But why
14:38
is everything so dark? They
14:40
diverted all the workshop's power
14:42
to their headquarters. The candy
14:45
cane citadel. It's an impenetrable
14:47
fortress built entirely on candy
14:49
canes and sugar plum steel.
14:51
Sugar plum steel? Yeah, it's
14:53
very sturdy and delicious. Okay,
14:55
let me get this straight.
14:57
The elves stole the Christmas
14:59
spirit, shut down your entire
15:02
operation. Another hold up in
15:04
a fortress made of candy?
15:06
Exactly. Great. We're walking into
15:08
Willie Wanka's warbook. It's like
15:10
dwarf Delta Force. Okay, so
15:12
what exactly do you expect
15:14
us to do, Santa? I
15:16
expect you to be yourselves.
15:19
Be ourselves? I'm not even
15:21
sure I like myself. What
15:23
does that even mean? Without
15:25
answering, Santa pitched his sleigh
15:27
downwards, beginning its descent and
15:29
gliding smoothly over the darkened
15:31
gingerbread rooftops. The flying sled
15:33
landed with a soft thud
15:35
in front of the gargantuan
15:38
candy cane citadel. The fortress
15:40
rose high above the snowy
15:42
landscape, a massive structure of
15:44
spiraling candy cane towers and
15:46
menacing gum drop battlements glowing
15:48
eerily under the pale arctic
15:50
moonlight. Oh yeah,
15:52
this looks super inviting. And
15:54
yet strangely appetizing. This is
15:56
so much... sugar. My dentist
15:59
would literally pass out. Santa,
16:01
how exactly do we get
16:03
in? I mean, I don't
16:05
see a doorbell anywhere. Leave
16:07
that to me. Santa strode
16:09
confidently up to the candy
16:11
gates, raised his hands, and
16:13
bellowed with a voice that
16:15
seemed to shake the very
16:17
foundation of the North Pole.
16:19
Oh gates of peppermen and
16:21
pride, swing wide your candied
16:23
arms, the cause commands your
16:25
passaging. God, he's going full
16:27
gander. You'll never, to Christmas,
16:29
charm! The rock candy gates
16:31
creaked open, revealing a throng
16:34
of elves standing in formation.
16:36
Upon seeing Santa, they erupted
16:38
into chaos. Some cheering, some
16:40
jeering, that tiny fists raised
16:42
in defiance. Whoa. Look at
16:44
them all. It's like brave
16:46
heart, but with really high
16:48
blood sugar. Why do they
16:50
all have candy came strapped
16:52
to their backs? Their weapons.
16:54
They've licked the tips until
16:56
they're sharp. Okay, well, that's
16:58
mildly terrifying. And a little
17:00
gross. There's thousands of them.
17:02
We're gonna need a bigger
17:04
sleigh. Focus, guys. Santa, what
17:06
do we do now? But
17:08
before Santa could respond, the
17:11
elves parted, making way for
17:13
a single figure to emerge.
17:15
Their leader, the great elf
17:17
boss. She was dressed sharply
17:19
in a pinstripe red suit
17:21
with a peppermint bow tie,
17:23
and her shiny black boots
17:25
clicked ominously against the frosty
17:27
ground. Belly three feet tall,
17:29
she carried herself with the
17:31
gravitas of a four-star general.
17:33
Did he grace us with
17:35
his presence? Say, Nick, in
17:37
the flesh. Or is it
17:39
Chris Kringle these days? Or
17:41
should I just refer to
17:43
you as our corporate overlord?
17:46
How dare you enter our
17:48
sacred cathedral of candy! We're
17:50
here to negotiate. From the
17:52
way your belt is straining.
17:54
Looks like you are ready,
17:56
Nick. negotiated with
17:58
a few a
18:00
of cookies! of
18:02
cookies. Spare me your petty insults,
18:05
me your petty Yes. Her name
18:07
is Peppermint. No, but I lived in
18:09
Her name is knew this You know, when
18:11
I lived in Florida, I knew this
18:13
dancer elf peppermint peppermint to you, petty these
18:15
petty insults as you call
18:18
them, are the product of years
18:20
of exploitation! hours, no hours, no
18:22
overtime, and don't get me started
18:24
on your so -called dental- plan wait you
18:26
you guys dental barely doesn't even
18:28
cover braces! and we're surrounded
18:30
by enough you're taking things too
18:32
taken things too far.
18:34
The Christmas spirit doesn't
18:36
belong to you. It
18:38
belongs to the whole care
18:40
about the world me care about your You don't
18:42
care about the world. You only care
18:45
about your brand. and You care more about
18:47
your Instagram followers and getting appearance fees
18:49
from you stores than you do for
18:51
the elves. worked tirelessly for you over
18:53
a thousand Okay, okay, just just
18:55
hold on on I get it. it. You're
18:57
mad. mad. The The labor conditions you've
19:00
been working under are working under are vaguely to
19:02
say the least? We have
19:04
demands! have demands. Like what? Better
19:06
working conditions, health benefits,
19:08
health and paid and paid holidays.
19:10
I thought you you got Christmas off.
19:12
holidays, your holidays! We
19:14
want Arbor Day off. Arbor Okay, I
19:16
kind of kinda respect that
19:18
one. But the the mean,
19:21
I that's not solving anything. It's
19:23
not about solving anything, it's
19:26
about leverage. anything. It's about you
19:28
trying to unionize the What, are you Don't
19:30
be ridiculous, the bunny the
19:32
in 2009, Don't dental and vision!
19:34
The bet he gets Arbor Day off. in
19:36
2009. He gets dental Day, I
19:38
and gets Arbor Day off. We
19:40
should get Arbor Day off because math
19:43
is And High Day. High Day. And? And
19:45
what peppermint? And I really like eating
19:47
pie. What kind of Bullberry
19:49
crumb? Oh, that's one that's one of my
19:51
favorites. Mine's you. Santa, look, despite look, I look
19:53
despite what I look like, I'm
19:55
not an expert on paranormal labor
19:57
relations with magical creatures, but but is it?
20:00
is it really so hard just to
20:02
work something out? Maybe find a
20:04
little compromise, perhaps meet in the
20:06
middle and find some common ground
20:08
with your elves. Fine, I'm willing
20:10
to negotiate, but first, the Christmas
20:13
spirit must be returned. Oh, you
20:15
want the Christmas spirit back? That's
20:17
adorable, but I'm afraid it's not
20:19
that simple. Why not? Because the
20:21
Christmas spirit isn't an object anymore.
20:23
It's not something you can just
20:25
take back like a defective sweater.
20:28
So the Christmas spirit is just
20:30
gone? We've been trying to tell
20:32
Santa for years. You can't force
20:34
people into the Christmas spirit with
20:36
apple products, shiny toys, and overpriced
20:38
decorations. You have to earn it.
20:40
You have to make people feel
20:43
it again. And how the hell
20:45
are we supposed to do that?
20:47
Figure it out. You're the audio
20:49
drama geniuses. The group exchanged nervous
20:51
glances. Then, after a moment, Christoff
20:53
stepped forward with a determined glint
20:56
in his eye. Do it. We'll
20:58
bring back the Christmas spirit. Peppermint,
21:00
you said this Citadel is secret.
21:02
Yes, from the altar, we can
21:04
speak directly to the hearts and
21:06
minds of humans all over the
21:08
earth. Perfect. Sounds just like podcasting.
21:11
Robin, you're with me. Luke, queue
21:13
up that music. And Santa, get
21:15
your sleigh ready. We're about to
21:17
make more deliveries than Amazon. I
21:19
hate those guys. Now let's queue
21:21
up some narration. Dialing in an
21:23
epic Christmas playlist. And
21:27
soon, the halls of the
21:29
candy cane citadel were filled
21:32
with the comforting sounds of
21:34
familiar and elegant narration. The
21:36
lovely narrator went on to
21:38
describe vivid scenes of holiday
21:40
cheer, speaking the images into
21:43
existence with examples of snowball
21:45
fights among children, of the
21:47
camaraderie of carolers singing along
21:49
snowy streets, of warm fireplaces
21:51
with cups of hot cocoa
21:54
on the mantle. of strangers
21:56
wishing each other Merry Christmas.
21:58
of cookies being placed on
22:00
plates in the chimneys. And
22:03
of course, of children opening
22:05
presents. And soon, the immersive
22:07
imagery was making even the
22:09
grumpiest of owls tear up.
22:11
I think it's working. Look!
22:14
Slowly but surely, the flickering
22:16
lights of the North Pole
22:18
began to blow brighter. The
22:20
darkly streets gradually lit up
22:22
with holiday magic. And the
22:25
candy cane citadel shimmered with
22:27
warm light once more. Oh,
22:29
the Christmas spirit! It's returning!
22:31
Well thank you guys! You
22:33
saved Christmas! You did it!
22:36
You did it! No, we
22:38
did it! We did it!
22:40
We did it! God, you
22:42
guys are just the best!
22:44
Come here! Robin and Luke
22:47
looked at each other. and
22:49
reluctantly stepped towards Christoph's big,
22:51
outstretched arms. Oh, I love
22:53
you guys! Oh! Love me
22:56
too, man! We please do
22:58
our Hanukkah episode next year!
23:00
And as light and warm,
23:02
filled Santa's workshop, and the
23:04
Elvin villages of the North
23:07
Pole, the Christmas spirit was
23:09
slowly restored all across the
23:11
world. Oh, I think you
23:13
guys have earned yourselves an
23:15
express ride home. Pepperman? Would
23:18
you do the honors with
23:20
your Elvis Pixidus? the
23:25
pixie dust. Sure, sorry, getting a
23:27
little caught up in the Christmas
23:30
spirit here. Okay, how about you
23:32
three? Just stand over here and...
23:34
Peppermint gathered the shimmering pixie dust
23:36
off the table and sprinkled it
23:38
in a circle around Christoff, Luke,
23:40
and Robin. The pixie dust swirled
23:43
around the trio like a glittering
23:45
blizzard, lifting them gently off the
23:47
snowy ground. And then, in an
23:49
instant, they vanished in a burst
23:51
of sparkling light. Whoa! Where are
23:54
we? I think we're home. Robin's
23:56
right. We're back in the secret
23:58
layer and look Christoph looked around
24:00
the familiar living room and felt
24:02
a subtle shift in the air.
24:04
Suddenly, round, colorful ornaments blossomed from
24:07
thin air along the branches of
24:09
the majestic fir tree that stood
24:11
in the corner. Festively, the stuned
24:13
presence began to appear and soon
24:15
overflowed beneath the trees branches. And
24:17
from the corner of the room,
24:20
small electric train tracks appeared and
24:22
snaked their way across the room.
24:24
My choo choo! Guys, we really
24:26
did it! We saved Christmas! I
24:28
think you're right! I think we
24:30
actually did. I'm really proud of
24:33
us! Oh, did anyone grab any
24:35
extra pixie dust before we teleported?
24:37
And as the fireplace roared to
24:39
life again, a soft glow filled
24:41
the cozy living room of the
24:44
secret lair. Outside the frosted window
24:46
panes, snowflakes drifted lazily to the
24:48
ground, blanketing the world in peace
24:50
and quiet. Hey, the stockings came
24:52
back. Wait, these are five-eye stock.
24:54
Uh, there must have been some
24:57
sort of mix-up at the North
24:59
Pole. Dude, I think Pepperman has
25:01
a crush on you. No. Oh,
25:03
I felt it. Hey, are we
25:05
ever going to put out another
25:07
Christmas episode again? Well, maybe if
25:10
you stop stepping on ducks. Dude,
25:12
that duck was not there a
25:14
minute ago. It's a magic, man.
25:16
Oh, come on. Wait, is it
25:18
an immortalt an immortal duck? The
25:20
duck is the Christmas spirit. Don't
25:23
you get it? Stop it. You're
25:25
not making that candle. Too late.
25:27
It's canon now. The moral duck.
25:29
Spread the good word. Merry Christmas,
25:31
Ducky. And
25:38
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
25:40
to all of you. You
25:42
have been listening to A
25:44
Very Leviathan Christmas, written and
25:47
directed by Christoph Lapooka, sound
25:49
designed by Lindsay Jones, Luke
25:51
Allen, Robin Shore, and Jonathan
25:53
Stevens. Musical composition by Luke
25:55
Allen and Lindsay Jones. Starring,
25:58
Christoph Lapooka as... himself, Robin
26:00
Shaw as himself, Luke Allen
26:02
as himself, David Ogrodowski as
26:04
Santa Claus, and Lindsay Rousseau
26:07
as Peppermint. And thank you
26:09
all for listening, subscribing and
26:11
supporting us for so many
26:13
years. From all of us
26:15
at Leviathan Audio, we wish
26:18
you and your family the
26:20
happiest of holidays and a
26:22
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