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It's a look of a picture. It

2:14

is Thursday, the 13th of March. We

2:16

ended the last show talking about the

2:18

bands we like and bands that are

2:20

reforming for tour. I'm happy to announce

2:22

that I just bought tickets to In

2:24

the Night Garden at South End Theatre.

2:26

So that's what I'm going to be

2:28

doing. And so how would that, where

2:31

is, what's the venue and how would

2:33

that manifest itself? I don't know, I

2:35

think from the promotional video they flought

2:37

that weird little ninkynunk. Green thing over

2:39

the over the first of all that's

2:41

that's the pinky pole. It all sounds

2:43

like it's they also like slurs they

2:45

really do everything everything that everything that

2:47

old man sort of sings Igle pigle

2:49

it's everything just sounds like a big

2:52

fucking slough. Derek Jacoby the late Derek

2:54

Jacoby if he's not he probably is

2:56

on his way but yeah he just

2:58

always sounds like he's just He's about

3:00

to do a slur. It really keeps

3:02

me on the edge. It's not relaxing

3:04

for me. So is it going to

3:06

be... The reason I'm asking this is

3:08

because there's anyone who's seen in the

3:11

night garden knows. All the characters are

3:13

very different sizes. Yes. Yeah. How are

3:15

they going to handle, like, eagle-piggle, talking

3:17

to the Ponty Pines or Maccapacko watching

3:19

Upsey Daisy's face or something? How's that

3:21

going to work? Well, because I've noticed

3:23

that, so the ones, the little one

3:25

that soaps everyone's faces. It looks like

3:27

a little doughnut. That's my son's favourite.

3:29

Right. They're in a costume. It's all

3:32

sort of done on green screen when

3:34

they actually hang out with each other,

3:36

is that right? Because the combination, I

3:38

think, of CGI. Yeah, one of them

3:40

is very small and one of them

3:42

is quite big. Needless. If I was

3:44

in the production team, I'd be like,

3:46

that was needless. This adds, this character

3:48

being smaller than the others, gives nothing.

3:50

They're supposed to teach kids about sizing,

3:53

because the Ponty Pines are very tiny.

3:55

But I mean, like, they're clearly animated.

3:57

They're going to be there though. I

3:59

don't know. Maybe they'll be running around

4:01

our feet at the theatre. They haven't

4:03

talked about the hahoos yet. Who are

4:05

the hahows? They're the big inflatable ones.

4:07

Yeah, they're horrible. Don't like them at

4:09

all. Other stupid tweeting birds. Yeah. We

4:12

all have the tittifers. Come on. We

4:14

all have a dancer with macapaca family

4:16

when we have a night garden on.

4:18

So do you think you take your

4:20

daughter or? Yeah, I think there's a

4:22

very good chance. Is it a good

4:24

thing you want? Is it in town?

4:26

It's in my town, South End, yeah.

4:28

So I'm going to go down. Is

4:30

it official or is it like a

4:33

knockoff thing that you get on back

4:35

and back and back? Well, you get

4:37

a knockoff Miss Rachel, which I found

4:39

quite interesting. Yeah, I've never really seen

4:41

Miss Rachel. I don't know who she

4:43

was to, you mentioned. Yeah. frightening, I

4:45

find him quite chilling, I don't know

4:47

why, but he, him and her, they

4:49

do like kind of, yeah, especially the

4:51

usual kind of like kids, kids songs.

4:54

And yeah, she's just, I think she

4:56

became very popular of a lockdown. And

4:58

she, and she, you know, you see

5:00

her on like the wiggles and you

5:02

see her on Sesame Street and stuff,

5:04

but she's very very popular, but. her

5:06

friends annoy me a little bit because

5:08

they all look like New York hipsters

5:10

like proper like like proper barista like

5:13

arm tattoos you know they could probably

5:15

make you a crack and flat white

5:17

but do I want to see them

5:19

sing no I don't know I don't

5:21

know I find the charm. My son's

5:23

particularly you're completely unaware about what YouTube

5:25

is really right okay he wouldn't I

5:27

guess I guess she is on YouTube

5:29

I think she I think Netflix bought

5:31

her out and judged up her production

5:34

values a little bit. I think my

5:36

son likes, he kind of likes in

5:38

the night garden, he likes bluey now.

5:40

He's got his head round blue because

5:42

I don't think we're quite there with

5:44

the old. No, he doesn't know what's

5:46

happening, but he points at the screen

5:48

and watches it. And I think we

5:50

did like 20 minutes of a Disney

5:53

movie the other day, which he liked.

5:55

But we don't really do an awful

5:57

lot of screen time. He likes it.

5:59

He loves, I know it sounds really

6:01

worth it. He loves being outside and

6:03

he loves reading and who's outside in

6:05

the winter. Who's outside these days? Who's

6:07

outside these days? Peter, on Monday we

6:09

did promise. Stop making me feel like

6:11

a bad dad because I make my

6:14

child watch sing. It's not a reflection

6:16

of you of course. I already know

6:18

you're about it. It's a talking koala

6:20

who creates a singing competition and he's

6:22

riddled with a singing competition and he's

6:24

riddled with a singing competition. And he's

6:26

riddled with a singing. himself with expensive

6:28

operations so by making a lot of

6:30

money but yeah good stuff I hardly

6:32

recommend saying no because my I try

6:35

to help you out what moved on

6:37

to the emails we said we do

6:39

it you start to like chlamydia I

6:41

can only help you out chlamydia for

6:43

crying out loud not as far as

6:45

I know speaking of speaking of health

6:47

and stuff The Australian block who is

6:49

the most prolific blood donor in the

6:51

world. One amazing legacy. He's 88, he

6:54

died in his sleep at a nursing

6:56

home in New South Wales and he's

6:58

known in Australia as the man with

7:00

the golden arm. He's basically got this

7:02

rare antibody called Antidee inside him and

7:04

it's used to make medication given to

7:06

pregnant mothers whose blood is at risk

7:08

of attacking their unborn babies. He has,

7:10

he's given it like... So many times,

7:12

but he saved 2.4 million babies. Fucking

7:15

hell! That's amazing, isn't it? That's absolutely

7:17

amazing. Is it wrong, and on PC

7:19

of me to suggest, that if I

7:21

knew I had that... I'd keep strum.

7:23

No! No! No! I'm saying you can

7:25

have your first half a million babies

7:27

for free, but let's talk turkey. Let's

7:29

talk turkey, yes. You know, we've got

7:31

bills to pay. It's a funny one,

7:33

like, ethically, because he's probably being expected

7:36

to do all that for nothing in

7:38

a free biscuit. I guess so, yeah,

7:40

he must be eating a lot of

7:42

biscuits. He must have written a lot

7:44

of shit magazine. Yeah, it's been worse.

7:46

It's been worse. Should he be be

7:48

being paid? Yes, very good point. It's

7:50

a very good point. I'm not saying

7:52

you've tried yourself at the market. No,

7:55

exactly. I was just saying that you

7:57

go, oh, you're going to wet the

7:59

beak of an old pal or what?

8:01

Are you going to be an important

8:03

shit? Is he going to be a

8:05

Ford and an unreleased Wootan Clan album?

8:07

No. I think he should. Oh, by

8:09

the way. Wootang are doing the final

8:11

tour as well aren't they? But they've

8:13

not announced UK dates yet. They've got

8:16

US dates, but they're touring with fucking

8:18

run the jewels. Oh wow, that'd be

8:20

good. Yeah. Yeah, and that's meat speaking.

8:22

I can't wait to spend hundreds of

8:24

pounds on shit. It's going to be

8:26

expensive for you. But I couldn't get

8:28

oasis tickets, so I prefer to do

8:30

this I think. So I've got quite

8:32

a negative, fucking it. I've got quite

8:34

a rare blood type. Right. Let me

8:37

just tell you. I think my dad's

8:39

got a mad one that's like only

8:41

available in a round or something like

8:43

that. I think mine might be, I

8:45

think might be A, B negative. Right.

8:47

Which is only 1% of people have

8:49

it. I only found this out fairly

8:51

recently because my mom told me and

8:53

I said, why don't you tell them

8:56

before I would have donated? Yeah. Ask

8:58

me if I've got rounds of donating

9:00

since I found out. Have you got

9:02

drafted on it since you found out?

9:04

Nah. But I'll have to step up

9:06

now, this Australian first. Well, yeah, you've

9:08

got to. Last time I donated, yeah,

9:10

I passed out. Because didn't eat any

9:12

breakfast. And also, I am a big

9:14

wuss. Before we do emus, can I?

9:17

I know we're all doing this on

9:19

this show, but I do. But I

9:21

got a blood test from newman.com. And

9:23

are you aware of the service? I

9:25

think it's one of those, where you're

9:27

sending your blood, they tell you what's

9:29

wrong with you. It's a really good

9:31

service because what they do is they

9:33

send you a kit, you give them

9:35

a little viola blood, you do nothing.

9:38

But the finger, I've tried that with

9:40

the finger, my blood doesn't come out.

9:42

Yeah, I have to do four fingers.

9:44

It was barbaric. But Mimi came in

9:46

at one point, was like, what are

9:48

you doing in here? Honestly, and I

9:50

only got like 2,000 of all four

9:52

and the way they do it on

9:54

the app, they tell you it's so

9:57

easy. It's fucking not easy. But in

9:59

a carotid artery. I successfully, I successfully

10:01

installed a cateter. And, uh, yeah, pumped

10:03

some out, yeah. No, I did it.

10:05

And, um, but what they do, which

10:07

I think is really interesting, is you

10:09

pay them an amount of money for

10:11

the, for the test and that kind

10:13

of stuff. I don't much, I don't

10:15

know how much it was, 50, 60

10:18

quids, something like that. But, they test

10:20

you for loads of stuff, all through

10:22

an app, is where the results are

10:24

published for you. And if everything is

10:26

in the normal range, you get your

10:28

normal range, you get your money back,

10:30

you get your money back, you get

10:32

your money back, you get your money

10:34

back, you get your money back, you

10:37

get your money back, you get your

10:39

money back, They say, look, it's a

10:41

pretty brave move to check out your

10:43

own health, then men don't do it

10:45

very much, so it's important to encourage

10:47

it. Yeah. But anyway, it turns out

10:49

I've got fucking shit loads wrong with

10:51

me, so no those are in my

10:53

money coming by. What do you need?

10:55

Like loads of vitamin D and stuff?

10:58

No, I had, I had, so kidney

11:00

function fine, liver function fine, liver to

11:02

be honest, everything was fine. Yeah. I

11:04

was right on the border of high

11:06

cholesterol of high cholesterol. cholesterol that needs

11:08

to be below. I think I was

11:10

like 0.1 below. So they just did

11:12

a couple of recommendations. It's a red

11:14

line. Does a line exist or does

11:16

it not exist? Do I need to

11:19

know where I'm close to the line?

11:21

The line exists for the lines, so

11:23

to speak. I want to push the

11:25

limits. I'll bend the rules, but I'll

11:27

never break them. No. And they gave

11:29

you a couple of recommendations, that, which

11:31

is all fine. How do you get

11:33

that? Colored Greens went to Superdrough. Oh

11:35

no, I mean like what what food

11:38

are you missing out on? I'm not

11:40

sure because it said it said to

11:42

um I did recommend but I can't

11:44

remember I can look on the out

11:46

but what I ended up doing was

11:48

just going to super drug getting B9

11:50

and which is also known as folic

11:52

acid and B12 because what that means

11:54

is if you have got a shortage

11:56

of that then you um you can

11:59

be tired you get a chance you

12:01

can develop a mean anemia your red

12:03

blood cell count could be low so

12:05

it's actually really important and since I

12:07

started taking it it might be maybe

12:09

it's psychosomatic and it's a placebo effect

12:11

or whatever but I actually do for

12:13

a lot better actually Because the reason

12:15

I did it, by the way, is

12:17

because I know how much, yeah, it's

12:20

just around the pressure, I know how

12:22

difficult it will be just to go

12:24

to the GP survey and say, can

12:26

you please just get me blood test

12:28

for this, this and this, because they're

12:30

just going to say, no, there's nothing

12:32

wrong with you. If you pay, and

12:34

you can afford to pay, I think

12:36

it's a good. No, there's nothing wrong

12:39

with you. If you pay, and you

12:41

can afford to go on and then

12:43

check, then check, then check, then check

12:45

it, then check it, then check it,

12:47

then check it, then check it, then

12:49

check it. Above average above average Not

12:51

surprised not surprised Do you want to

12:53

read this one from Adam? Do you

12:55

want to read this one from Adam?

12:57

Do you want to read this one

13:00

from Adam? Because it's about it's about

13:02

me and it'll be a bit self-indulsion

13:04

Adam! Morning lapse!" says Adam. I've been

13:06

listening to the start of the show,

13:08

since the start of the show, and

13:10

you're always my commute audio of choice

13:12

on a Monday or Thursday when Pete

13:14

isn't left in charge to upload the

13:16

show, rude. I don't know how that

13:18

remained in there. I've been working for

13:21

a fibre internet company in West North

13:23

and Central London for the past four

13:25

years and the entire time I've had

13:27

a sense that Luke was describing. the

13:29

bins in the general street, WhatsApp group

13:31

sounded very familiar and obviously skipped this

13:33

to avoid doxing Luke but it sounded

13:35

very much like he was near to

13:37

a rod. I find myself regularly nodding

13:40

along with both your ticks on the

13:42

more Luke than Pete. I'm not that

13:44

odd. How rude, how rude. This is

13:46

a terrible email for me. I should

13:48

have read it before we started. Yes,

13:50

and you both validate far too many

13:52

things for me. Anyway, all of this

13:54

to say, I'm not sure if Pete

13:56

ever travels south of the river, but

13:58

if you're both in the West Norwood

14:01

area at some point, I'd like to

14:03

get you at least a pint or

14:05

two for all the entertainment you provided

14:07

over the last few years of lapse

14:09

and the many rambal years, all about

14:11

Adam. We do every now, Adam. We

14:13

do every now and again, every now

14:15

and again, every now and again, every

14:17

now and again, get offers, get offers,

14:19

get offers, get offers of pints, get

14:22

offers of pints, get offers of pints, get offers, get offers,

14:24

get offers, get offers of pints. I'll be in

14:26

the great, I'm in the great

14:28

Northwood every Friday afternoon, so you

14:30

want to make me a pint,

14:32

buy me a pint in West

14:35

Norway, and that's all you got

14:37

to do, it's right next to

14:39

the train station, it's no excuses.

14:41

I'll take the money. That's a

14:44

nice email of semi-doxing Lukima. My

14:46

right, please. The bit you skipped

14:48

out, which I think is actually

14:50

really important piece, is that, is

14:53

that, because I felt... like people

14:55

thought I was making it up yeah

14:57

okay yeah he's he's ratified it yeah

14:59

which makes me pretty happy I don't

15:01

live that near the road he's

15:03

mentioned that you kindly removed yeah

15:05

but I could probably get to

15:07

that road in about 15 minutes right

15:10

it's a walk okay But yeah, nice

15:12

to hear that someone, well, listen, nice

15:14

to hear that someone is installing fibre

15:16

internet and here I live, because I

15:18

haven't seen much evidence of that. Yeah,

15:20

I rode past on my lime bike

15:22

last week, the little bit around stacked,

15:24

still pissing out water out of the

15:26

floor, which is just a constant thing.

15:28

And I thought, look, he was going

15:30

to love that if he sees it,

15:32

but maybe you wouldn't have done, because

15:35

you might have limed in. Next door to

15:37

us. for the last few days has had this

15:39

sewage leaking out of the pavement. Well, it's

15:41

got got somewhere in it. There's been a

15:44

serious debate on the WhatsApp group. I am

15:46

a part of for my neighbourhood, which is

15:48

probably got, what's the maximum amount of members

15:50

you can have in a WhatsApp group? It's

15:52

like 250? Oh, I don't know, actually, yeah.

15:54

Well, there's a lot of people on it.

15:57

Hundreds of people on it. And they're

15:59

all seriously. thinking about cancelling

16:01

their direct debit for terms of

16:03

water. Yeah. And just mass not paying

16:05

it. Because they put the bills up again

16:07

and we've had our water turned off

16:09

through their idiocy like 10 times in

16:12

the 10 years I've been living there.

16:14

Right. And there's leaks everywhere. It's just

16:16

a total embarrassment. So I would actually

16:18

be in favour of that shit because

16:20

fuck it. Why not? I tell you what's

16:23

going to Kosovo for the weekend did remind

16:25

me that what electricity it used to be

16:27

like. because you would get quite a lot

16:29

of power cuts and nowadays I can't remember

16:32

the last time I had a power cut,

16:34

a proper one. No. We don't, we do

16:36

all right with power cuts, it's still going

16:39

on, it's turned off all the time and

16:41

I think, what's terrible is that you know,

16:43

it's been a commodification of a basic

16:45

human right, it pisses me off just

16:48

to think of the principle of it,

16:50

if your government can't run a nicely

16:52

efficient water service, what's the point

16:54

of it? It's actually, it's actually

16:57

a fucking... incident of pure

16:59

societal vandalism to privatise it anyway.

17:01

Yeah. There's no justification for that.

17:03

I'm going to start poowing in

17:05

the garden, just digging a latrine,

17:07

digging a little hole and doing

17:09

a business in there because, you

17:11

know, we can't trust them. We

17:13

can't trust them. Well, what do

17:15

you think they're doing with your

17:17

poo? I think they're probably molding it

17:20

into little plasticine shapes and making

17:22

like a horrific poo related Wallace

17:24

and Grumman stop Martian animation with

17:26

it. Oh, it's likely. And they'll

17:29

probably charge you back for that.

17:31

You want to watch it? You

17:33

want to watch the, you want

17:36

to watch the, you want to

17:38

watch the poo card, you know,

17:40

watch the pooard man animation, do

17:43

you? I think they're going to

17:45

get in touch about this. Right. I don't

17:47

think that, I don't think someone who would

17:49

do that would be making this up. So

17:51

it's a, it's a pretty interesting story. So let

17:54

me, let me know what you think Peter.

17:56

He says, did Lou compete. I hope, I'm

17:58

hoping your pilot or doctor... listeners

18:00

can help with this intriguing experience

18:02

on a recent flight to Faro.

18:05

Faro of course for those people

18:07

we don't know is in Portugal.

18:09

My wife and I were heading for

18:11

a few days child free in the

18:13

Algarve when 25 minutes or so

18:16

from our destination the jet to

18:18

cabin crew announced that to reduce

18:20

weight ahead of landing they would

18:22

be selling hot food for half price.

18:25

Oh. Now while I appreciate some of the passengers' bodies

18:27

may absorb the food quite quickly turning into

18:29

energy to fuel their long golfing weekends. Surely

18:31

this just transfers the way to inside the

18:33

passengers as opposed to aeroplane trolleys. I'm not

18:35

a pilot or a doctor but I am

18:37

intrigued. Maybe it was an excuse to get

18:39

rid of the items. Maybe it's a secret conspiracy

18:41

to get us to eat bang average plane

18:43

food. Maybe it's Elon Musk. What do you reckon?

18:45

And no, I did not partake in this

18:47

offer all the best day. All the best day. I

18:49

think that it was for all the next day. and

18:52

not for that leg. Free up the

18:54

room. Free up the room, free up

18:56

the space and the water. I mean,

18:58

how much weight does food really sort

19:00

of, that sounds like an erroneous shout

19:02

for me, Clive. It can't be

19:04

meaningfully heavy. No, and it's gonna be

19:06

in your belly, isn't it? So if

19:08

you're eating that food. But I remember

19:11

when I first realized, or first saw

19:13

out the window of a play when

19:15

I was on the stand, that they... and

19:17

loads and loads of cargo and

19:19

freight and stuff. I remember like,

19:21

I remember like, I honestly thought

19:23

when I was a kid that you

19:26

had a limitation on your baggage because

19:28

the plane went to take off, right?

19:30

And then once I remember just seeing,

19:32

I think it was a massive palette

19:35

of salmon. It must have weighed about

19:37

a ton. Space salmon, why the salmon,

19:39

where the salmon got to? Yeah, well,

19:41

I have no idea where they were

19:43

flying too, but, same place as me

19:46

probably. Yeah. because they'll get on the

19:48

plane but and then and then sometimes

19:50

they wheel like cars in there and stuff

19:52

don't they as well. Not on passenger

19:55

flights. No, I thought they did. Too big, too big.

19:57

So I don't imagine the food is gonna

19:59

make it. huge difference anyway no I'm saying

20:01

completely agree but I'm always fascinated about how

20:03

kind of rudimentary the whole kind of you

20:06

know short haul sort of cargo holds are

20:08

they're just like the bottom of a boss

20:10

it's just like you know fiber glassy looking

20:12

sort of walls to push in like bits

20:15

of suitcase in and do they have a

20:17

system for putting a luggage on because you

20:19

know when you get that priority luggage if

20:21

you're flying business or whatever right right is

20:23

that goes on last presumably then

20:26

Yeah, because you've got stuff coming

20:28

out first, isn't it? Yeah, yeah.

20:30

But it doesn't get a separate

20:32

section though, no? No, I don't think

20:34

so. And I think I'm fascinated by

20:37

like sort of sections where certain

20:39

planes have the capacity in the

20:41

cargo hold for like flammables and

20:43

stuff. So like if something, like

20:45

if something suddenly there's a fire

20:48

in the actual cargo hold. parts

20:50

of the cargo hold will be

20:52

pressurized or they'll have some kind

20:54

of fire destruction system that kind

20:56

of manages to sort of isolate

20:58

and extinguish the fire. I'll suck

21:01

the oxygen out of the, you

21:03

know, pressurize it so there's no

21:05

oxygen to actually burn anything. And

21:07

because obviously everything's got lithium-ion batteries

21:09

in now when it's pretty spectacular

21:12

when they when they go up

21:14

or get punctured. There we go. Or

21:16

listen, someone could get in touch and

21:18

tell us if that's absolutely nonsense. We

21:20

suspect it probably, I'm not saying it

21:22

didn't happen Dave, I'm just saying that

21:25

there's probably no reason for it whatsoever.

21:27

All right, let's have a break. When we

21:29

come back we'll do batteries and if we can,

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22:02

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those ads. We're back with the Look and

22:07

Peacht show every single Thursday. We talk about

22:09

the batteries what you have found. Oh yeah.

22:11

And before you go into it, Peter,

22:13

on Monday you mentioned judo battery,

22:15

that's a little bit of a

22:17

check because it's a Monday, but

22:19

it's now a Thursday, I'll call

22:21

check, I found 11 instances of

22:23

judo battery. So not very popular,

22:25

but nonetheless have a team before.

22:27

Put, very poor from me. It's

22:29

not that kind of like jumping

22:32

off point where, like if it's

22:34

been, it's not that kind of

22:36

like jumping off point where, like

22:38

if it's been like, like jumping,

22:40

I mean, interest in a Bexell

22:42

zinc carbon found on TV. Get out.

22:44

Get out. Stick to film in boxing,

22:46

Tom. Don't bring your batteries up in

22:48

this bit. Sticks to film in the

22:50

old, the old, no it's not a

22:52

roundhouse punch is it? Was the, was

22:54

the big punch, the South Paws, I'm

22:57

trying to think of boxing references, hairmakers,

22:59

that's what I need, upper cuts, body

23:01

blows. 180 times Bexell's been sent in.

23:03

That's, uh, and that's poor. Basically, basically

23:05

the wrong below juror- Alex has got

23:08

a church, hello looking Pete and short

23:10

from the good old US of Air,

23:12

from the well-renowned peach estate. Found these

23:14

on a bubble spit and doi that

23:16

I bought for a birthday present for

23:18

a nephew. Hopefully these make it to

23:21

the battery daddy first time submitted also

23:23

to our congrats on the e-baby, which

23:25

is a new battery I found, it's

23:27

called Baby. It's a nine volt battery

23:29

battery. Yes, what have we got here?

23:32

Thunderbolt magnum, Luky Muay. I feel like

23:34

this might be a new play, you

23:36

know. You are unfortunately Alex the 8th

23:38

first December 1st. I have visited Georgia

23:40

the peak state a number of times

23:42

and I've always found it a beautiful

23:44

place. Have I ever lived in Georgia?

23:47

You've been to Atlanta? Yes. Then you

23:49

have? Yes I haven't. Well good. I

23:51

enjoyed it immensely. Yes, hello to Francis.

23:53

Good morning for Sunny Essex for the

23:55

last year. I've lived with my girlfriend

23:57

and I usually put a podcast on.

23:59

when I go to bed. Now I've always believed

24:02

that my partner is Soundos by the time I

24:04

put this on and so when I fall asleep

24:06

she is none the wiser. However, unpacking for us

24:08

to move into our first home, she pulls this

24:10

out of a cuddly toy and told me to

24:12

send this into the battery podcast I make a

24:15

listen to when I go to sleep. I can't

24:17

believe you doing it on speakers.

24:19

She's got a story as well.

24:21

Wow. And they're four percent too.

24:23

Go to sleep. Go to sleep,

24:25

Francis' girlfriend. Go to sleep, Ray.

24:27

You've got to get up really

24:29

early. Don't get nervous about how

24:31

early you've got to get up and

24:33

play on your mind and get anxious

24:35

and not better get to sleep,

24:37

whatever you do. And if you

24:40

do get a sleep, don't dream

24:42

about Francis's being improper with me

24:44

and Pete's. Oh, lovely. Oh, lovely.

24:46

Francis Bay, get on the

24:49

bed, con... I'd therefore

24:51

present to you the

24:53

perfect pets extra long

24:56

life alkaline. Perfect pets

24:58

with three zeds. I

25:00

mean what's, what's that,

25:02

um, CN? Canada. Oh

25:05

lovely, okay, nice like that.

25:07

Men in China, dispatched by

25:09

the good people of perfect

25:11

pets in Canada. Zero percent

25:13

mercury and zero percent cadmium.

25:16

Don't even mention it? Why

25:18

don't you just write fucking

25:20

zero percent, you know, Vietnam

25:22

and B12? None of that?

25:25

You know, Vietnam and B12?

25:27

None of that in there,

25:29

either is there. Like Lukei,

25:31

he's B12 repe, he's B12

25:34

repellant. long suffering yeah I'm

25:36

sorry Ray I'm sorry you got

25:38

having to deal with this man

25:40

who constantly chains me it's so

25:43

mean that's so mean that's such

25:45

a mean thing to say

25:47

but seriously Francis tell tell

25:49

the truth you put it

25:51

Francis you put it Francis

25:53

who do you think you

25:55

are don't fucking Draper put

25:57

it away for crying out

25:59

loud We've never met Francis. We've

26:01

never met Francis, no idea what

26:03

his character is. Yeah, but we know the

26:06

sort of men Francis is like, don't

26:08

we, we've met plenty of them. Stop

26:10

this, I'm sorry, right. Is it a

26:12

new player, is it not? It's a

26:14

new player! It's a new player! That

26:16

brow beating! Like Zalenski in the Oval

26:18

Office, we're going to publicly absolutely destroy

26:20

you, just see you can get some...

26:22

I think, really, when you really are

26:24

honest with yourself, you'll say that... You

26:26

deserve that. A new battery being entered

26:28

into the battery, Daddy, more than makes

26:30

up for the fact that France has

26:32

an allergic to me, got several different

26:35

partners. He's the battery daddy.

26:37

Francis and the battery daddy

26:39

enjoy a joke. We're only

26:41

joking. We don't know France.

26:43

Thanks for sending it in,

26:45

France. Thanks for listening. Lovely

26:47

wood grain on the picture

26:49

behind it as well. I

26:51

agree. Yeah, agree. And it's

26:53

exciting time, isn't it, to

26:55

move in with a partner for

26:57

the first time? Oh, everything's so

26:59

new and everything's so clean and

27:01

everything's not ruined by my shoddy

27:03

DIY. Yeah. It's a good run

27:05

to be honest, yeah. I don't

27:07

mind, I mean what are you

27:09

putting, why are they selling that?

27:12

What battery sort of situation?

27:14

Yeah, it's going to a perfect

27:16

pet. Maybe it's just to run

27:18

alongside a specific product, but

27:21

they sometimes are, aren't they?

27:23

It's a cuddly toy. So

27:25

maybe it's a perfect pet,

27:27

maybe that's a goodly toy.

27:29

Maybe it is, maybe it

27:31

isn't. Let's a very accurate

27:33

dog or cat. toy, presumably.

27:35

Basically it's a unique alternative

27:37

to pet ownership, sort of

27:39

in the same mold as

27:41

those realistic babies that grannies

27:43

have sometimes. Enjoy the convenience

27:45

and affection of having your

27:47

very own pet without the

27:49

hassle and expense. So there we

27:51

go. Yeah. Interesting enough, when

27:53

I grabbed my bag this morning to

27:56

pack it to come to work, my

27:58

cat was asleep in the bag. That's

28:00

a nice surprise I think. It made

28:02

me jump but it was quite cute.

28:04

Quite cute. You don't have a little

28:07

snuggies. They do little snouses. I

28:09

should have taken a photo but

28:11

I didn't have my phone on

28:13

me at the time. Anyway, let's

28:15

finish with this email from Dylan

28:17

and he says hi chat. I've

28:19

been enjoying the World War military

28:21

scaffolding chat recently. Do you want

28:23

to peek just run people down

28:25

what that is? Weirdos who are

28:28

obsessed with the first of all

28:30

main things. sort of builders firms

28:32

and builders merchants and scaffolding companies

28:34

who insist on just spraying the

28:36

poppy all over there their workplace

28:38

for little or no reason. Well

28:40

Dylan says while doing the school

28:42

runs there my local village north of

28:44

Sheffield I came across this HGV which

28:47

stands for heavy goods vehicle

28:49

quite an interesting placement enjoy

28:51

Dylan and it's the cab of a

28:53

lorry or a truck as my son would say

28:55

with lest we forget poppy on it and

28:58

then like a... Actually quite well rendered black

29:00

and white image of loads of spitfires and

29:02

spitfire pilots and then Winston Churchill in the

29:04

middle doing the V for victory sign. Yeah I

29:06

wonder if you can get that. What's the point

29:08

of that? I wonder like, is that like a

29:10

rap? Was that painted directly onto the piece of

29:12

sort of an MDF? I don't really know how

29:14

that works really. I think it's a rap as

29:17

well, yeah. I think you could probably get that

29:19

for the side of the car. So when people

29:21

do this kind of thing, are they thinking it's

29:23

going to scare them up more business? Because, oh,

29:25

they're really patriotic and we'll give them that our

29:27

business. Okay. So maybe, yeah. This is a freight

29:29

lorry. I mean it's not doing any public facing

29:31

business anyway, it's just carrying containers from one place

29:33

to another. Yeah, it's a good point actually, and

29:35

you can't see it when a container's on, so

29:37

what's that about? Oh, you're only partially patriotic, are

29:40

you? Put on the back. We haven't got a

29:42

container to take somewhere. Yeah, why didn't

29:44

you have a man with a big,

29:46

is a poppy? Why don't you have

29:48

poppies driving the trucks for crying out

29:50

loud? Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Good

29:53

question Pete. Good question, Pete. Good thanks,

29:55

ma'am. Thanks. Thanks, ma'am. Thanks. Should we

29:57

just a quick one before we go.

29:59

I've got no batteries for you, but

30:02

hope you might be able to give

30:04

your thoughts on where you draw the

30:06

line on problematic music artists you shouldn't

30:08

be listening to. For reference, I have

30:10

very terse, many around the thrash, heavy

30:12

death-core, metal, emo, genres, and we have

30:15

our fair share of problematic characters. Notably,

30:17

don't start with Ian Watkins, I

30:19

mean, even in the grand scheme of...

30:21

In the gask. Marilyn Manson a global

30:23

act I think it's fair to say

30:25

and the block who went to prison

30:27

for hiring a hitman to murder his

30:29

wife Tim Limetis as Ali died yeah

30:31

I've never heard of him and I

30:34

never heard of that story yeah who's

30:36

the fellow who loves doing is anthrax

30:38

no problem I'm not gonna start throwing

30:40

out millions of Philan Selmo from Pan

30:42

Selmo yeah he's just throwing out the

30:44

old Elon Mustoni so good stuff good

30:46

stuff yeah he's he's had like controversy

30:48

dogging for a long old time and he's

30:50

always like You know, I don't know that to

30:52

be honest. She squeaked out of it

30:55

or is he just went occasionally like

30:57

occasionally but then a lot of time

30:59

he'll like apologize for being in quote

31:01

unquote insensitive and stuff like that. Right.

31:03

Okay. So he's a very odd Very

31:05

kind of odd character anyway. I was

31:08

thinking about it Mumford and Sons about

31:10

with a new single and one

31:12

of their number was forced to

31:14

leave because of his unique and

31:16

distinct love for John Peter. He

31:18

said he chose to leave didn't

31:20

he? Right, yeah, okay. To pursue

31:22

his own research. You know, like,

31:24

it's just unhelpful. Do you

31:26

know what I mean? Like,

31:29

I... I've got interests, but if

31:31

I suddenly started going fucking

31:33

John Peterson, you know, New World

31:35

Order, fucking weird shit, and trying

31:38

to sneak it in on the

31:40

podcast, instead I'm just talking about

31:42

used car YouTubeers and stuff like

31:45

that, and wrestling, basically. Like, you'd

31:47

have to have a conversation, I'd

31:49

go, this is not good for you.

31:51

You can pursue that in your private

31:54

life, but this is just demented. Why

31:56

are you playing your decades? Right

31:58

wing yeah Essentially. Because

32:01

he kind of really lent into it

32:03

publicly as well. I think he got

32:05

a profile now and all that type

32:07

of stuff. Phil and Silmo, I was

32:09

just looking up his excuses because some

32:11

of them are quite fucking farcical. One

32:14

of them, when he was filmed giving

32:16

a Nazi salute and screaming the words

32:18

white power to the crowd, he claimed

32:21

it was an ingest reference to him

32:23

always drinking white wine. he's just

32:25

so bad I yeah I think he

32:27

can I think he's having a bit

32:29

of a giggle there personally I don't

32:32

think he's saying sorry oh look no

32:34

he probably isn't and then and then

32:36

when he he then I think he

32:38

then said that there are loads of

32:40

people screaming racist at him because of

32:43

it all because of the earlier racist

32:45

thing yeah because of all the stuff

32:47

he'd said yeah he said so I

32:50

just went as racist as I could

32:52

just to you know to just show them

32:54

what you know showed him what I don't

32:56

know, showed him what I mean. That's the

32:59

weirdest, I'll read the quote to you, he

33:01

says, when people start screaming racist over and

33:03

over and over again at me, what I

33:05

did was show them exactly what the ugliest

33:08

possible thing I could think of

33:10

at the time was. Right. Yeah, that's

33:12

more, that's more apologetic than the earlier.

33:15

I was talking about white wine. It's

33:17

a long history of at best controversial

33:19

shit, dating back like 1995. Yeah. And

33:22

he's now, I think he's now in

33:24

the current climate, I think he and

33:26

his band just get like pulled,

33:28

they just get dropped from places

33:30

all the time now. Yeah. But

33:32

I think they were confirmed for

33:35

the Black Sabbath thing, weren't they?

33:37

Yes, yes, I believe they were.

33:39

So, who knows what's happening there.

33:41

Because one of those racism things

33:43

that he did, clear incident of

33:45

racism that he performed, was it an

33:47

Oz fest? Right, okay. That'd be interesting

33:49

to see if they, if they, if

33:51

he survives, if his band survives that.

33:54

But he's, he's a very odd character

33:56

any moment. He lives essentially in the

33:58

middle of a swamp. Right. people

34:00

who are listening to know more about this than

34:02

me or be able to correct me here but

34:04

I think it's like in the middle of a

34:06

swamp in like the deep south and this

34:09

in this basically gigantic like treehouse

34:11

type thing right okay yeah that's a very very

34:13

odd chap you know do you don't think that

34:15

if you went through his cupboard you'd

34:17

find some really moody stuff oh sure

34:19

oh but he's got some stuff oh

34:22

you'd be very brave to go to

34:24

his place to his place to start

34:26

going through his place to start going

34:28

through his place to start going through

34:30

his place in the middle of a

34:32

As long as there has been art

34:34

and culture people have had to separate

34:36

art from artists, right? The old classic,

34:39

you know, Caravaggio was a

34:41

murderer, but people still think

34:43

he's a genius artist, right?

34:46

There's loads of problematic stuff

34:48

over the years. It's a

34:51

personal thing, isn't it,

34:53

really? I personally wouldn't

34:55

listen to music by

34:57

racists, anyway, unlike you.

34:59

Marimance, I can't take or leave,

35:02

has not really come up. The only

35:04

kind of example I suppose it is

35:06

person is that in the 70s, David Bowie

35:08

said some really stupid shit. Yeah.

35:10

Right. He said some really stupid

35:13

shit about Nazism and stuff. But

35:15

then he said, you know... Subsequently in the 30

35:17

or 40 years that followed he did then like

35:19

repeatedly say I was totally wrong I was young

35:21

I was out of my mind on drugs it

35:23

was a stupid thing to say I've fucking ashamed

35:25

of it I should never have said it and

35:27

then to me that's a bit like well I

35:29

don't think I'm realistically going to

35:31

endlessly punish someone for saying something stupid

35:33

in the 70s when they've clearly admitted

35:36

it was wrong they've made up for

35:38

it by apologizing and donating and donating

35:40

money and all that kind of stuff

35:42

it just comes down to how you personally feel

35:44

about it. Well it's exposure you can

35:46

you can handle I suppose. Yeah what

35:48

do you think? I agree with you on the

35:50

boy thing. There's not that many, I think

35:52

because music is so personal and so it's

35:55

supposed to be people speaking from the

35:57

heart, when you find something out about

35:59

someone you... it does kind of like it

36:01

does a lot of damage to how you feel

36:03

about music isn't it? I mean like... Yeah

36:05

and you've also got to be sensitive to

36:08

you know we are straight white men right

36:10

so it's kind of we can think about

36:12

this from an academic point of view where

36:14

other people have to think about it from

36:17

how it affects them and I totally understand

36:19

that. I think it's absolutely disgraceful for example

36:21

how like Chris Brown has been

36:23

accepted back into mainstream society after

36:25

his... Yeah, he's to say the least indiscretions.

36:27

If there's a bit of money to me

36:30

there though, like they'd pay. Yeah, exactly. And

36:32

you know what the sad thing is? And

36:34

I covered this one. I had taught up

36:36

to the show with tortoise at their news

36:38

meeting around this time, so I know this

36:40

because I did the research into it. You

36:42

know, unfortunately, when Puff Daddy got accused of

36:44

all that stuff, his streams went up on

36:46

Spotify on Spotify. Which is really sad. Yeah.

36:48

Oh well, I'm not a new email to

36:50

end with, so it's your fault. Well I

36:53

just jumped in, I didn't see what the

36:55

email was to be honest. I'm ahead of time, that's

36:57

why. I'm gonna go on, I'm gonna sit in my

36:59

garden, listen to my favorite band screwdriver. We'll be

37:01

back on Monday. for more look and picture of

37:03

fun if you want to get to the show

37:05

hello, lukepet show.com is the way to do it.

37:07

Such a fruity mood. I've never known you're so

37:09

fruity moods. I've had two doses of luke moustache

37:11

moor on me, on me, on me kiss today.

37:13

It's like a magnet in it, like two positive,

37:15

we should kiss, we should kiss, it'd be a

37:17

different experience for both of us. All right, yeah,

37:19

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