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It's the look at

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picture, Peterson, with you

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and I am joined

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by Mr. Lukey Mukey.

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Can you tell that

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I've recently eaten some

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claggy peanut butter

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on toast? It's a

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sourdough as well which makes it even

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worse. It's terrible for the teeth. Why

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is that terrible for your teeth? Sourdough.

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It's just hard. I'm not saying it

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definitely is. I'm just saying it's hard

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as a chew isn't it? Yeah, you

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are one of the sterident. Your team's

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sterident though you have got thick dentures. How

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are we going to do thick dentures when

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we get to that age? Can we just

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file our teeth down and replace

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them with turkeyreplace with turkey teeth?

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I'd quite like to not do

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either of those things. I mean

0:48

that's something we're gonna have to

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think that I definitely don't want

0:53

to do the turkey teeth. The

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one thing that sticks in my mind

0:57

is my next door neighbor's a

0:59

dentist and she said the turkey

1:01

tea thing she said the best

1:03

dentists will work with the teeth

1:05

you've got first and foremost. You

1:07

don't go through dental school pulling

1:09

people's teeth out for the sake

1:11

of the sake of it. teeth

1:13

to your gums either? No, I

1:15

mean that's it I mean I reckon

1:18

because we've sort we're kind of looking after

1:20

our teeth and that's we're always told and

1:22

then you know a lot flew around the

1:24

water in the 80s I think I'll probably

1:26

get to a ripe old edge with me

1:29

dentures in if indeed I get there and

1:31

if I die young you can have my teeth

1:33

would my teeth look weird in your

1:35

mouth? Do you want to

1:38

try? Two minutes in. Would

1:40

my tongue look weird in

1:43

your mouth? Because apparently the

1:45

natural teethy look is back

1:48

and you can look no

1:50

better place than the cast

1:52

of White Lotus apparently. One

1:55

of the actors has, she's

1:57

basically just got slightly more...

2:00

pronounced front two teeth, English actress,

2:02

very good. Like me? Well, yeah, a

2:04

little, no, but like she has, her

2:06

face, you would say, that would be

2:08

one of the features of her face,

2:10

that she's got two quite prominent teeth

2:13

at the front. But my teeth have

2:15

been, my front two teeth have been

2:17

this size since I was like 15.

2:19

Right. and so it was really prominent

2:21

for a large part of my youth.

2:24

I see and then your head got

2:26

bigger and it's absolutely fine. Yeah, just

2:28

put layers of fat. Yeah, you could

2:30

grow your head to, grow your wear

2:32

to some good-looking teeth. Just get some

2:34

cheeks on you. Do you think your

2:37

teeth would look good in my mouth?

2:39

I think they'd be too, it'd be

2:41

like, you know, like, Andrew the Giant

2:43

had like 50 upper teeth and 50

2:45

lower teeth. Did he? Because that disease

2:47

that they have, that they, am I

2:50

really offending the giants of the world?

2:52

Do they care? I don't know, they've

2:54

probably got bigger problems, knee problems, for

2:56

example. He had like, you look at

2:58

the giant's mouth and what is actually

3:00

weird is that he's got so many

3:03

more teeth than everyone else. It's not

3:05

his height. It's not his height. Right.

3:07

Andrew Greenymouth. Why have you shown his

3:09

first name? Yeah, it's well, I just

3:11

thought I'd anglicise it while I was

3:14

there. But yeah, I've been watching a

3:16

bit of the white lotus, Luke, and

3:18

I'm happy to report that my new

3:20

hair hero, Walton Goggins, is making receding

3:22

airlines. I can see why you would

3:24

vibe with Walton. I've got the same

3:27

Hawaiian shirts. Yeah, I mean they say

3:29

that the old widow's peak is back

3:31

and they also say that slightly dodgy

3:33

teeth are back. But it's just because

3:35

there's a TV show that's quite popular

3:37

at the moment. I think so much

3:40

as you're trying to make me feel

3:42

better. You're saying this, you're saying this,

3:44

they this, you're saying this, they this,

3:46

you're saying this, they this, you've just

3:48

spoken to one person, you've said some

3:50

stuff that you've got, you're not happy

3:53

with, you've, He's an actor, he's got

3:55

a good bone structure, he's got a

3:57

kind of interesting face and he's, you

3:59

know, a Hollywood guy. Yeah, he's got

4:01

a hot bod. Well, he's probably got

4:04

a pretty good, yeah, pretty good rig

4:06

as well. I've not seen it. Because

4:08

I've not seen this most recent series.

4:10

But if 99% of men with that

4:12

hairline lent into what Goggins is doing

4:14

here in the gawthway. It's basically up

4:17

the hair equivalent of when those blokes

4:19

on the internet, those virgins all tried

4:21

to wear the jacket that Ryan Gosling

4:23

wears in dry. Oh, yes, I very

4:25

much care for that. those kind of

4:27

little jackets that they wear. I've got

4:30

like a couple of jackets like that,

4:32

that instead of scorpions and dragons and

4:34

things, it's just a lot of cats

4:36

in space. So I've got that kind

4:38

of court, but I just don't have

4:40

the stones to wear a... like a

4:43

samurai sort of future jacket. Yeah, you

4:45

would look a bit like Michael in

4:47

Alan Partridge. Yeah, exactly, yeah. But for

4:49

those listening, like when we do the

4:51

ramble in the mornings, there's a big

4:54

table in the office that we'll sit

4:56

around and have a quick production meeting

4:58

and then it's usually the production here

5:00

but there are only, I'm normally there

5:02

as well as well. And give him

5:04

a gold star. Well I am. File

5:07

his teeth, Dara, give him a gold

5:09

star, for demanding more of myself. So

5:11

you're starting to sound like one of

5:13

those Humphreys. No, it's because, I tell

5:15

you the reason, it's not because, when

5:17

it is partly because of my irritating

5:20

personality, but it's mostly because I drop

5:22

my son off at nursery at a

5:24

certain time and I just get on

5:26

the bike. So it gets me in

5:28

a bit early. Anyway, but people walk

5:30

in to the office or one by

5:33

one, so you've got, you know, you

5:35

walk in, and then you walk in

5:37

and you walk in, whatever and then.

5:39

many many minutes later Mark was walking

5:41

and then but when you walk in

5:44

and I mean this with love and

5:46

I think it's shared across the team

5:48

it's like what's he doing now it's

5:50

quite it's quite interesting to see what

5:52

you're going to be turning up in

5:54

and I think if you turned up

5:57

in that in that Ryan Gosling from

5:59

the film Drive. I honestly at this

6:01

point I honestly don't think many people

6:03

wouldn't even notice that's what it was.

6:05

Playing Kaminsky's Night Call as I walked

6:07

in. There's something about you boy. That

6:10

one. Yeah I could get some music

6:12

played for you when you're walking if

6:14

you want. Can I have entrance music

6:16

please? As I get off my line

6:18

bike I sort of waving and go

6:20

can I have let's get rid of

6:23

rumble please by Paging Duncan and then

6:25

as I come in that's what I

6:27

want to be hearing I want to

6:29

be hearing. Have I told you my

6:31

little bit of trivia about that? Elton

6:34

John, Yellowbrook Road, yes you can. No

6:36

you haven't. Have I told you my

6:38

trip, but I've told you before, but

6:40

my little bit of trivia about the

6:42

Ant and Dex song, let's get ready

6:44

to rumble. Is it about Michael buffer?

6:47

It is. Well you have then. Sorry,

6:49

I didn't mean to absolutely mug you

6:51

off there. I was just trying to

6:53

alder in my mind. Some of our

6:55

listeners might find interesting Peter, Peter, so

6:57

shall we think about it interesting Peter,

7:00

Peter, so shall we think about them

7:02

for a change. Okay, right. Oh, Pete,

7:04

do you know the song, let's get

7:06

ready to rumble by Anthony Day? Is

7:08

this the bit about Michael buffer, the

7:10

announcer? Because I can't lie, I can't

7:13

lie, I can't, I can't do it.

7:15

That's us, we're a podcast in Riddle,

7:17

I can't tell the truth and you

7:19

can't lie. Yeah, so you've got one

7:21

question to us. Aepititis, don't lick his

7:24

skin. One of us is transplanting our

7:26

teeth into your teeth into your mouth.

7:28

Anyway, let's get ready to rumble the

7:30

song by Anton Deck, which was released,

7:32

can you guess the year Peter? Anthony

7:34

and Dick Declan. I think it was

7:37

probably 1994, the year of never mind.

7:39

No, the year of Kirkham in suicide.

7:41

Exactly, never mind was before that. It

7:43

was necessarily, because he was dead. It

7:45

was exactly right in the middle of

7:47

1994. You couldn't be more correct. It

7:50

was released on the 11th of July

7:52

1994 to July 1994. If you look

7:54

it up, you'll notice that... Was it

7:56

pre or post, Kirk have been suicide?

7:58

Because could we link the two? Kirkbane

8:00

committed suicide, took his own life in

8:03

April. Ah, you never got to hear

8:05

it. No, you'd never be able to

8:07

hear, let's get rid of the rum

8:09

for now. the attorney watching it's a

8:11

real show anyway the song itself they've

8:14

spelled the word rumble r-h-u-m-b-l-e and that's

8:16

because Michael buffer has the copyright to

8:18

the phrase let's get ready to rumble

8:20

and he either wouldn't give them permission

8:22

or he charged them so much money

8:24

they wouldn't pay it yeah and so

8:27

they just changed the the the the

8:29

spelling which to me wouldn't I don't

8:31

think that necessarily gets them out of

8:33

it. I'm surprised he let them get

8:35

away with them. I'm surprised that they

8:37

got away with that. That feels very

8:40

much like, you know what you've done,

8:42

it sounds exactly the same, so you're

8:44

not getting, especially, it's never written down,

8:46

let's get rid of rumble necessarily, it's

8:48

always spoken, so it doesn't make any

8:50

sense anyway. I don't know how they

8:53

got away with it. Yeah, I don't

8:55

know how they got away with that.

8:57

Yeah, I don't know how they got

8:59

away with it, I don't know how

9:01

they got away with that, I got

9:04

away with that, I got away with

9:06

that. His brother does UFC announcing, yeah,

9:08

I can't remember what his name is

9:10

though. Is it Bruce Buffer? I think

9:12

it's Bruce Buffer. What is, what is

9:14

phrase, I can't remember his actual phrases,

9:17

never mind. But his nickname apparently is

9:19

the veteran voice of the octagon. And

9:21

his, which is not as good. And

9:23

his, his catch phrase is, it's time.

9:25

It's just all a say, no, no,

9:27

it's very part, very, but very enjoyable.

9:30

They both have energy drinks, which is

9:32

funny. They've both got like, prime, they've

9:34

got prime, they've got prime, kind of,

9:36

you know, that kind of, that kind

9:38

of connective tissue between prime and Mr

9:40

Beast's drinks and food and stuff, and

9:43

Michael buffer, and Bruce buffer, they've both

9:45

got energy drinks, one's called, let's get

9:47

a rumble or rumble or something, and

9:49

then the other one's like, Michael buffer

9:51

hasn't got. More sides about in Korean

9:54

karate. Oh, Korean karate? That sounds made

9:56

up. What's the difference between Korea and

9:58

Korea? No, it's Korean karate and... What's

10:00

the doing that one on Japanese

10:02

one? More, more spicy foods? I

10:04

don't know. It says Tangsu Doe

10:07

is a Korean martial art based

10:09

on karate. Right, okay. Yeah, I don't

10:11

really know, to be honest. I see.

10:13

Well, I'm surprised that you think

10:16

I would know. Well, as long

10:18

as, sometimes you don't fall out

10:20

about it, that's absolutely fine. E. E.

10:22

I tell you what, looks like, looks

10:24

like old, Moski and Trump. He

10:26

might be having a little fall

10:28

out. I've been on my holidays. Is

10:31

that what you've been? Obviously for people

10:33

listening I should let them know. We've

10:35

pre-records some episodes because people are on

10:38

holiday. Were you out there sewing, discord?

10:40

I was sewing discord. I was sewing

10:42

discord. Yeah, with the caveat that none

10:44

of this can go on socials because

10:47

I do have to enter America next

10:49

week and they are getting a bit

10:51

checky fawnees. Yeah, I'll get a bit

10:54

of the record that I support everything

10:56

that they're doing. The Americans are here.

10:58

And you know what? If you're listening to

11:00

the liquidity over in America, I'm not usually

11:02

this stupid, but... Donald Trump has levied attacks

11:04

on my intelligence and you're not going to

11:06

be able to be hearing most of my

11:08

intelligence. So a lot of the stuff of

11:10

this show has been cut out all me

11:12

doing clever stuff and talking about high fluting

11:15

ideas and literature and stuff all that's just

11:17

cutting out and what you get is a

11:19

load of dick jokes. So I'm sorry about

11:21

that. And they've put a tariff on my

11:23

silence as well. So like as a result

11:25

I can never shut up. It looks very

11:27

much like you know like when this whole thing

11:29

started thing started and we said and we said

11:31

on the show I think. And we said on

11:33

the show I think. that it's going to fall

11:35

to pieces at one point. And

11:37

I'm surprised it's lasted 70 odd

11:40

days. But it's going to fall

11:42

to pieces at one point, because

11:44

one is a notable tea totler

11:47

and doesn't generally like younger people,

11:49

it seems. And the other ones

11:51

kept him in obsessed maniac. And

11:54

is he done much young? Younger,

11:56

isn't he? Everyone's younger than

11:58

Trump, isn't he? So I don't

12:00

think it's right to say Donald Trump

12:02

only likes people older than him because

12:04

that wouldn't be anyone. It's no Biden.

12:06

it. All right. He likes Musk's money.

12:08

He likes bloke's who became powerful in

12:10

the 80s. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, that

12:12

takes Musk out, doesn't it? And so

12:14

you thought it was going to fall

12:16

to pieces, but it looks like, like,

12:19

obviously Musk is on background briefing his

12:21

brother to slay the tariffs and slay

12:23

Trump and slay, you know, all of

12:25

his economic advisors. And like, I didn't

12:27

think it was going to fall to

12:29

pieces in this way. I didn't think

12:31

Musk would start inching away from him.

12:33

I mean, he's the one who's lost

12:35

the most money in the whole kind

12:37

of situation. I think what's happening, surely,

12:39

is that a load of these billionaires

12:41

that funded him are in his ear

12:43

now going, listen, Donald, can you stop

12:45

doing that place? Could you, you know,

12:47

like I hate the woke. I hate

12:49

the DEI. I hate all the stuff

12:51

that you hate. But I tell you

12:53

what, I don't hate like having my

12:55

net worth stay where it is. Yeah.

12:57

Yeah, I like, yeah. Stop, stop lopping

12:59

billions off of our net worth. Because

13:01

every morning we wake up, it's getting

13:03

worse. And no one knows why you're

13:05

doing it. So could you stop doing

13:07

it? And if he says no, they're

13:09

going to go. Yeah, I just never

13:11

thought it was going to go this

13:13

way. And it's just imagine the size

13:15

of the chasm that Elon Musk must

13:17

have in his soul to be doing

13:20

all this stuff. Like if you're if

13:22

you're the world's wealthiest man, and we

13:24

all, of course, we understand that like

13:26

it's not when someone says he's worth

13:28

X amount of hundreds of billions, like

13:30

we understand that doesn't mean he's got

13:32

that amount of money in his bank

13:34

account. It's all, you know, it's all

13:36

bracketed up in the company, the stakes

13:38

in companies you go on the valuations

13:40

and stuff like I get that. But

13:42

he's got money. Let's be fair. He's

13:44

got money, right? Why are you doing

13:46

this? Unless you

13:48

haven't, the reason he's doing it

13:50

is because he's had some

13:52

kind of mental breakdown. Like, I

13:54

cannot tell you if I'll

13:56

give you my word. If I

13:58

make a billion, you will

14:00

never hear from. me again. Mm. Unless you want

14:02

to. Yeah. If I made 100 quids, I'd be away for

14:04

a few days. Put that coin in the meter, that's

14:07

all I'm saying guys. You went to

14:09

Spain, didn't you? I think I did.

14:11

Yeah, because someone gave me 100 quid.

14:13

A hundred euros. Yeah, I mean like... I

14:16

almost sort of think the whole kind of

14:18

getting, you know, inserting yourself between government and

14:20

government contracts is obviously a lucrative sort of

14:22

bit of money, a bit of income for

14:25

him. But you do also think on the

14:27

other side, he's kind of fallen to that.

14:29

He kind of fell into this because he wanted

14:31

to own the lips and he wanted to be,

14:33

you know, make his friend on Twitter. He just

14:36

wants a little friend, doesn't he? He just wants

14:38

people that he thinks are cool to think he's

14:40

cool. I just think it's a really good, just,

14:42

there's just need more better dads out there don't

14:45

we? Just there's a lot of people who sort

14:47

of control our lives and mess with us and

14:49

some of the least impressive people in the world,

14:51

just their dads are just a bit of shit.

14:54

So it isn't coming on both of us as

14:56

dads. If you see some of the, yeah I

14:58

mean, but some of the videos either my dad

15:00

does on the internet are fucking horrific, they're

15:02

worse than him. Yeah, well I mean, yeah,

15:04

I've only just, isn't he like just sort of, doesn't he

15:06

just talk about how his son can't fix a car or

15:08

something, so he's rubbish, rubbish, son? He also got, he got,

15:11

he got his own stepdaughter pregnant. Whoa, what? He talks about,

15:13

he just talks about luck, it's the most normal thing in

15:15

the world. Oh yeah, you know, she came back, she came

15:17

to visit me and we got on well,

15:19

and then she got pregnant, and she got

15:21

pregnant, and it was just a fucking weirdest,

15:23

weirdest, weirdest, weirdest, weirdest, weirdest, like, like, like,

15:25

weirdest, like, like, weirdest, like, like, weirdest, like,

15:27

like, like, like, weirdest, like, like, weirdest, like,

15:29

like, like, weirdest, like, like, like, like, like,

15:31

weirdest, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

15:33

like, like, Old Eden comes from, if you

15:35

look at his old man. Yeah, did you

15:37

say, or his old chap, which gets relatively

15:39

busy? It seems, oh, your old chap.

15:42

He's all right. Didn't get sunburned,

15:44

that's the main thing. I

15:46

was going to spend for

15:48

a week. All-inclusive, I tell

15:50

you what. I've not done

15:52

it, I don't think I've

15:54

done it. I don't think

15:56

I've ever done it. I don't

15:58

think I've ever. an all-inclusive and

16:01

my god I ate a lot

16:03

of steak tartar. It was a

16:05

proper good resort and I was

16:07

just fucking hoovering up the steak

16:09

tartar, hoovering up the ice cream,

16:11

hoovering up whatever I could get

16:13

to me. I was having a

16:15

beef burger every lunchtime by the

16:17

pole and then getting in the

16:20

pole with my daughter and going,

16:22

I'm sorry you need to hand

16:24

you off because I've been doing

16:26

beef burgers. I love you on

16:28

the advert for this really really

16:30

up market route, really up market

16:32

resort. You just appear to a

16:34

talking head. I've eaten a beef

16:36

burger. every lunchtime. The pools, you

16:38

can't even see the greasy meat

16:41

sweats I'm putting in the pool.

16:43

They must be adding in some

16:45

kind of chemicals that kind of

16:47

squares that away. What I would

16:49

say is that a family resort

16:51

we went to last year, all

16:53

inclusive, the pool was closed for

16:55

the last day and a half

16:57

because two separate kids did a

17:00

number two in it. Right. Now,

17:02

which is an occupational hazard of

17:04

a family hotel, I suppose. Where's

17:06

your swim nappies, guys? Come on,

17:08

that keeps things from going out

17:10

the legs. No, I think they

17:12

were older than that age. Wow.

17:14

Maybe this aren't exciting inflatable. You

17:16

know, you know, well, you know

17:18

that thing that, um, it's a

17:21

trope, I guess, but it's one

17:23

I subscribe to and I've mind

17:25

about it before. Right, okay, yeah.

17:27

Okay. They just don't parrot them.

17:29

They just let them do whatever

17:31

they want. And it happens where

17:33

I live. I live quite close

17:35

to quite a nice part of

17:37

town. And obviously we go for

17:40

walks around there because it's a

17:42

nice part of town. And the

17:44

people who live there, their kids

17:46

are kids. You can't blame them.

17:48

But the parents are fucking horrific.

17:50

And this particular example I think

17:52

was one of those. It's like

17:54

a quite a wealthy British family

17:56

who just let their kids do

17:58

whatever they want. I just

18:01

can't see where shit in the pool

18:03

becomes... If you can't speak, just a

18:05

word of the ear, listen, enjoy it,

18:07

but enjoy it by being disciplined. Don't

18:09

do a shit in the pool. Were

18:11

there any ships in the pool where

18:14

you were? No, a lot of discarded

18:16

swimnappies in the bins though, so it's

18:18

kind of like, it's weird like swimnappies

18:20

just don't, for people they just don't

18:22

seem to sort of think that's, that's,

18:24

that's pissy. So you just, you get

18:26

away, we're just putting it in like

18:28

an open bin and you sort of

18:31

go, well, it's kind of been washed

18:33

I suppose, isn't it, to a certain

18:35

extent. Now you're going to put in

18:37

the plastic plastic bag first, right. That's

18:39

how it starts. That's how it starts.

18:41

That's how it starts. People like you,

18:43

well everyone else does it, I'll do

18:45

it. I'm only doing it because everyone

18:48

else does it. Exactly. Nobody used, there

18:50

was no bags for the swim, nothing,

18:52

so they just, they didn't bother. But

18:54

yeah, I mean, I mean, don't, guys,

18:56

don't shit in the pool. But they

18:58

were loads of pools at this place,

19:00

it was, it was, I just had

19:02

too many, I had too much fun.

19:05

Because I was rather impressed, I imagine

19:07

if I did that same sort of

19:09

way up, I think I'd be in

19:11

a bit of trouble. Because more than

19:13

the else, just having three square meals

19:15

a day, which is not something I

19:17

usually do. What do you normally do

19:20

then? Don't usually eat till about 11,

19:22

then get a bit light-headed, then eat

19:24

something way to Carby, then sort of

19:26

nod off for 20 minutes, and then...

19:28

Yeah, just get back to it, I

19:30

suppose, and then have a proper meal

19:32

in the evening. But, um, it'll hell

19:34

out fresh action in the evening, but

19:37

yeah, that's kind of my, I just

19:39

never eat breakfast anymore, um, and this,

19:41

it's my, what is it, two o'clock

19:43

they have to record this? So I'm

19:45

having my first bit of, a bit

19:47

of, bit of food, I'm having a

19:49

bit of peanut butter on toast. Yeah.

19:51

And doing the look and pictures preventing

19:54

me for doing that. You weren't. You

19:56

weren't going to using to using to

19:58

now, to now, to now, keeping to

20:00

now, keeping up the three meals into

20:02

now, keeping up the three meals a

20:04

three meals a day, to now, a

20:06

day, a day, a day, a day,

20:08

a day, a day, a day, a

20:11

day, a day, a day, a day,

20:13

a day, a day, a day, a

20:15

day, a day, a day, a day,

20:17

a day, a, a, did some pumping

20:19

and as well as kind of like

20:21

posh gymnasiums where you would see the

20:23

children's entertainers come in and work out.

20:25

There were four two chaps, two lasses

20:28

doing what can I be described as

20:30

a lovely rendition of some of the

20:32

minions greatest tracks. And I was loving

20:34

life. that was great they were playing

20:36

all like loads of 80s hits but

20:38

in a Minion style and they're running

20:40

around chasing bananas throwing bananas around they

20:43

did a Darth Vader bit that my

20:45

daughter didn't necessarily care for and yeah

20:47

it was just it was just absolutely

20:49

brilliant I would but then you'd be

20:51

at the German they'd be the guy

20:53

who was the Minion yesterday and he

20:55

turns out he's got big muscles and

20:57

I'm like I don't need a muscular

21:00

Minion. I want to. You're only in

21:02

that gym to get away from your

21:04

family for an hour, right? Exactly, yeah,

21:06

that's right. Yeah. So doesn't matter what

21:08

you're doing, did it? Tell you know,

21:10

exactly, good point. They had one of

21:12

those things where, you know, those machines

21:14

that you lift up, and it gives

21:17

you like a little, it shows you

21:19

like a little plot of like how

21:21

slow you're supposed to be doing any

21:23

sort of thing, it got brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I've

21:25

only ever lifted things too quickly. So

21:27

therefore, it probably wasn't doing me that

21:29

much good. But I remember when you

21:31

got quite rips, do you remember that?

21:34

A long time going now, isn't it?

21:36

Sometimes I said about 10 years ago,

21:38

you would take your top of every

21:40

opportunity and you looked quite good. Yeah.

21:42

You look quite good. Is that when

21:44

you live in an old compass street

21:46

and you had the gym around the

21:49

corner? No, I think it was, I

21:51

think I lived in Highbury. And I

21:53

just didn't have that first time. I

21:55

think it was just a part of

21:57

my life where something went wrong with

21:59

my body and made muscles. But when

22:01

I'd got a bit, got a bit

22:03

small, a bit wrecked, I made sure

22:06

in every ramble photo shoot to take

22:08

my top off. on Instagram, where else

22:10

am I going to be taking my

22:12

top off? In a ramble photo, of

22:14

course. I mean, you've been fairly consistent

22:16

about taking your top off, I would

22:18

say. Yeah, it's a good point, actually.

22:20

Yeah, I mean, when you had your

22:23

top off when we lasted a ramble

22:25

show, um... I mean, don't get me

22:27

wrong, it's, it's, you know, you're residing

22:29

on dad-bod boulevard, but not on the

22:31

bad way. Not on, you're on the

22:33

right side of the street, do you

22:35

know what I mean? You know, like

22:37

when they said that, who did this

22:40

is America, childish Campino, where he did

22:42

that thing and he got his top

22:44

off and... Your favourite. Well, you showed

22:46

me a picture of you about a

22:48

year ago, and you... And I, because

22:50

I see you every week. Wayne Rooney

22:52

with a hairline, basically. It wasn't that

22:54

bad. But it was, it's weird that

22:57

you kind of, you don't necessarily notice,

22:59

you know, much more totoros now than

23:01

you were, certainly, much more thin in

23:03

the face. And I just hadn't really

23:05

sort of noticed that it was that

23:07

much of a stark different. Yeah, I

23:09

was 118 kilos that a photo. What

23:12

do you want, what do you want,

23:14

pounds? Do you want any pounds? What's

23:16

that, 18 and a half? That is,

23:18

I'm going to do it for you

23:20

right now. I've got a little calculator

23:22

app on my Macbook paper. Oh, look

23:24

at you with your book app. Exactly,

23:26

18 and a half stone, yeah. Oh,

23:29

there you go. Good stuff. There you

23:31

go. Yeah. Just to give you an

23:33

example of the fluctuation while we're here.

23:35

I am now. So it changes, it

23:37

changes. Peter, let's have a break because

23:39

we've actually got some really interesting battery

23:41

submissions this week. Yeah. All right then.

23:43

And we should do it. We'll be

23:46

back in a second. Welcome back to

23:48

the look of the picture. I'm Pete

23:50

Donaldson and we've got some batteries for

23:52

you. Adam has kicked off with a

23:54

stunning, stunning bit of a bit of

23:56

design on the side of this double

23:58

air. Is it a double air? Hello

24:00

to the original battery daddy says Adam,

24:02

I have a submission attached for your

24:04

perusal. The battery is a tattyran high

24:06

energy lithium battery and what? It's a

24:09

size half double A. So it's half

24:11

the length of a double A. But

24:13

presumably the width and the width and

24:15

circumference and radius of a double A.

24:17

A quick Google makes me think I'm

24:19

probably gonna be the 300th person to

24:21

submit this but I've not seen this

24:23

kind of battery and its little leaf

24:25

logo before so I couldn't resist the

24:27

pulse sending it in love the short.

24:29

I had no idea. I had no

24:32

idea. a half double A existed and

24:34

we've been doing this feature for a

24:36

very very very long time. Does he

24:38

get extra credit for giving it a

24:40

half for it being a size half

24:42

double A? Yes I think he does

24:44

because I think it just affects the

24:46

whole it looks like one of those

24:48

sort of big sort of C batteries

24:50

don't it? that you don't see quite

24:52

so often. Well he's not submitting a

24:55

photo that he gives any idea of

24:57

scale. No, it's good point actually, yeah.

24:59

People usually kind of measure stuff on

25:01

like line, like the boring Facebook pages

25:03

that, the boring men's club or something

25:05

on Facebook, they always, when they found

25:07

something a bit weird, they always sort

25:09

of measure it with a banana. But

25:11

bananas can change. What am I looking

25:13

at here? A plantain? A tiny mini

25:15

banana is not a standard, a banana

25:18

is not a standard size, it doesn't

25:20

make any sense. All right, anyway, Adam

25:22

you are the fourth person ascending Tadaran

25:24

batteries, but I don't know if there's,

25:26

I mean, to be honest, I look

25:28

at the other submissions, the other submissions

25:30

are making me think that they own,

25:32

they might only make them in half.

25:34

double A size right that's that they've

25:36

got their niche and they're kind of

25:38

like they're chopping double I mean you

25:41

I mean these could be rebadged presumably

25:43

they could just be taking double A's

25:45

and just half and cut them in

25:47

half cut them up and then resell

25:49

them what a great project imagine if

25:51

you had a business doing that there's

25:53

a conversation in the pub what do

25:55

you do for a job well I

25:57

get batteries at a double A in

25:59

size and I cut them in half

26:01

and rebadged them yeah can you repurge

26:04

the money? It's all a chemical, it's

26:06

ready to be completely infertile. Dave, it's

26:08

like, gentlemen, having achieved a hat trick,

26:10

or a bat trick is written there,

26:12

of entries to the hallowed battery daddy.

26:14

I'm not trying my luck with any

26:16

old nonsense. These may have previously slipped

26:18

through the before-own brand amnesty opened the

26:20

floodgates. I give you from a wall

26:22

clock in an Airbnb in Grange mouth,

26:24

Azda Double A. as to double A.

26:27

Every bit is really a bit of

26:29

packaging as you may not expect, but

26:31

could it have been considered too passay

26:33

for anyone to attempt previously? I can

26:35

but hope and I can but dream.

26:37

Yeah, so what's your stance on this

26:39

Peter? I think it's fine nowadays. I

26:41

think we've, I think we've, I think

26:43

we've, I think we've, I think we've,

26:45

I think we can go on brand

26:48

now. All right, cool. Well, they've

26:50

been sent in twice before, but one

26:52

was in a frankly ridiculous photo of

26:54

a plastic bag full of different batteries,

26:56

which we served without accepting. Not having

26:58

that. And another one was from our

27:00

friend Kyle, who sent them in a

27:02

list of like six others, which we

27:04

also said, we're not accepting. So technically

27:06

speaking, I think, through several different loopholes,

27:08

Dave is the first person to submit

27:10

as the... batteries in a legal fashion.

27:12

The future never looked so pedestrian. Fantastic,

27:14

well done Dave. That's just a message

27:16

for everyone out there who thinks that

27:18

their battery is too boring. Get him

27:20

in. Hello on the picture. Charlie said,

27:22

hello the look at the pizza. Pete's.

27:24

A long time list, a second time

27:26

e-mail. I am he was the voiceover

27:28

from the Navy born in Carl Alavert

27:30

who was actually from Peckham. What? Did

27:32

I did we spoke about this person

27:34

before? I think we have yeah, because

27:36

I think I remember the advert as

27:38

well Yeah, I remember in voice testing

27:40

for it Because Carlisle is a very

27:42

similar accent to the where I'm from

27:44

and this man is actually from actually

27:46

really I will have a guy from

27:48

Carlisle my friend Michael Michael He now

27:50

lives in New York. He was actually

27:52

very kind to me when I needed

27:54

somewhere to stay in New York once.

27:56

He went above and beyond. Good lad,

27:58

really nice fellow. He's from Carlisle. Proper

28:00

died in the wall, born in Carlisle,

28:03

went to Sedba School and that kind

28:05

of stuff. And he... He doesn't say

28:07

anything like you. He's got a lot

28:09

of the country though. He's a T-side

28:11

accent, man. They all have a weird

28:13

T-side accent and they use the same

28:15

words. Well, Carlisle is, on the West

28:17

Coast. I know where Carlisle is. I'm

28:19

just telling you, it's a real weird

28:21

thing. They are sure, a lot of

28:23

vocal similarities to people from specifically T-side.

28:25

It is softer, everything softer. Anyway, so

28:27

you tried out for the, I was

28:29

born in Carlisle, but I was made

28:31

in the, in the, in the, in

28:33

the, in the, in the, in the,

28:35

in the, in the, in the, in

28:37

the, in the, in the, in the,

28:39

in the, in the, in the, in

28:41

the, in the, in the, in the,

28:43

in the, in the, in the, in

28:45

the, in the, in the, in the,

28:47

in the, in the, in the, in

28:49

the, in the, in the, in the,

28:51

Yeah, and I didn't get it look,

28:53

but a man from Peckham did, so

28:55

that's... Well, it makes a change from

28:57

you missing out to Finchie from the

28:59

office, I guess. Good point, actually, yeah.

29:01

Bloody good rep. Right. That's what happened

29:03

before all the time anyway. Please see

29:05

attach new battery submission found in a

29:07

poor patrol at child toothbrush. Chian Q.

29:09

All the best Charlie not from Carlisle.

29:11

Yeah I mean Charlie is an interesting

29:13

origin story. It's a disappointing submission. I

29:15

can't tell you how many people have

29:17

said in Tan Chantu before but it's

29:19

over 50. Yeah. And you know what

29:21

Charlie if you're going to steal food

29:23

out of the... Way back in 2021.

29:25

You are going to steal food from

29:27

the... of my daughter and my family.

29:29

Exactly. You'd have a daughter, did you?

29:31

No, but it was all money in

29:33

the bank account. It was definitely going

29:35

to still be there in a few

29:37

years' time. In fact, it's probably fair

29:39

to say that it was Charlie's fault

29:42

that you put off having children for

29:44

so long. Good point, actually couldn't afford

29:46

them, yeah. I thought, you know what?

29:48

I said, Sarah, this child adventure. Charlie's

29:50

wife. Charlie's wife. Charlie's wife. He's a

29:52

liar. Charlie. You are single-handedly responsible for

29:54

the... Charlie's wife. Charlie from Peckham. He's

29:56

not even from Carlisle. He's from Peckham.

29:58

He's a liar. Charlie, you are single-handedly

30:00

responsible for the absolutely catastrophic birth rate

30:02

in Leon... Correct. For a bit. A

30:04

while ago. Yeah. How you sleep at

30:06

night? I mean, we never tried, so

30:08

it was always going to be, but

30:10

it doesn't make sense. Sorry, am I?

30:12

Also, what? Rubbing it in your face

30:14

with a poor patrol Charles toothbrush as

30:16

well. Yeah. She taunting you. You know

30:18

what? Maybe, maybe, and he's got a

30:20

wedging. Maybe he, hell off for his

30:22

hand, I was made in the Royal

30:24

Navy job. Maybe that's part of it

30:26

as well. I know that he's not

30:28

sexy because of Charlie. If you are.

30:30

Yeah, he's partly the other stuff, but

30:32

yeah, yeah, it's definitely small about it.

30:34

But what was the fee for it,

30:36

because Charlie won't tell us, he's very

30:38

secretive with his money. What was the

30:40

fee? I reckon for a job like

30:42

that. I reckon for a job like

30:44

that. I reckon for a job like,

30:46

I didn't know at the time, but

30:48

I reckon, get in touch, let's talk,

30:50

folks on fees, fees. I reckon that

30:52

feels like that feels... Couldn't the commercial,

30:54

wouldn't it? It's commercial work. Couldn't it,

30:56

job and then a further grand and

30:58

a half of the buyout? Maybe in

31:00

twice that if it's telly. Yeah, you

31:02

having that? Two-year buyout. I know the

31:04

commercial work, the most, the most, I'm

31:06

happy, I'm happy it's all cheese. Get

31:08

in touch. What was the buyout? Was

31:10

it two year, right? Did they come

31:12

back? with a big bag of doubleoons

31:14

for you in two years time, popped

31:16

in your bank account, said buy another

31:18

fucking pop a troll. I'm gonna fucking

31:21

jot, take money out my... I don't

31:23

even have an agent anymore! Go fuck

31:25

yourself Charlie! I remember your age and

31:27

he was bad for you wouldn't he?

31:29

Bad for me. A voice of age

31:31

it was pretty good for a bit.

31:33

I was a bit. I did I

31:35

did fighting talk on Saturday. Oh, should

31:37

we actually, let's know what, you know

31:39

what, you know what, tell us about

31:41

the inner workings and the minutiae of

31:43

the baby, the bloody, the big castle.

31:45

I've actually got a good story about

31:47

that, and I'll tell you about it

31:49

on Monday. Right. happy to

31:51

share the fee the

31:53

people will be

31:55

stunned at how low

31:57

it is for

31:59

a man of my

32:01

ability for a amount of

32:03

look forward to that.

32:05

All right. to that. All

32:07

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